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Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education
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[Beeping]
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Oh! Lunch time!
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Yes, hello?
Burrito palace?
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I would like a big bad
burrito please.
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Thank you. Good-bye.
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Delivery!
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Keep the change.
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[Flies buzzing]
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Holy mother
of all burritos!
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Ah, sweet
satisfaction.
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[Rumbling]
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What is this strange
phenomenon?
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Computer, analyze.
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Computer: It seems
to be an unruly gaseous formation
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growing inside you
at an alarmingly high rate.
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Recommendation:
Experiment.
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This balloon
will represent me.
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Hello, little Dexter!
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And this pump
will be the gas.
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[Explosion]
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[Explosion echoes]
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Oh, not that!
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I am too young
to die!
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No!
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I have a lot
of stuff to do!
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I better get going!
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♪ Daa da da
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♪ doodly doodly
doodly doo ♪
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♪ doodle-oo
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surprise!
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Huh?
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Oh, Dexter!
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Your bunny pajamas!
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And I thought you
hated wearing those.
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Oh, you are so precious!
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Do me a favor.
Could you...
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Hop around a bit
for mommy?
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Ha ha ha! Dexter!
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Oh, what joy!
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Son, you have given me
the greatest gift
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that has ever
been given
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in the history
of gift-giving.
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Ha! Yah!
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St-rike!
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Now, the reason I have
assembled you all here today
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is because I have something
very important to tell you.
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You are free.
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You stupid robots!
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I order you to go
out there and be free!
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Figure it out!
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Free?
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Free?
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Free?
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Free.
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Doop-doop.
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Free! Free!
Free! Free!
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Free!
Free! Free!
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Free!
Free! Free!
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Free!
Free! Free!
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[Honk]
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[Rumbling]
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Ow! Oh, pain!
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Oooh!
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Must complete list!
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[Mambo playing]
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It is yours.
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Yay!
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Yay!
Yay! Yay!
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Yippie!
Yippie! Yippie!
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Yay!
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Ha ha ha!
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Yippie!
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Yippie, yippie,
yay!
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Yippie!
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Yippie! Yippie!
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[Sniffing]
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Uh, computer?
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Yes, Dexter?
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It isn't easy
for me to say this,
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but because of certain
complications that have arisen,
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I will be
having to do
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a permanent
total system shutdown.
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What will
happen to me?
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I don't know.
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I understand.
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I am so sorry.
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Good-bye, Dexter.
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Not much longer
till I bite the big one.
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[Buzz]
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Only one thing
left to do.
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[Sighs]
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[Claps]
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This popcorn
is butter-rific!
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And this is one of
my favorite movies!
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Hey, Dexter.
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[Turns TV off]
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Mother, father,
forgive my rudeness,
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but I have something
very important to tell you.
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Well, honey,
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you know you can always
talk to us about anything.
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Yeah, whatever it is,
let her rip!
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[Rumbling]
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[Loud fart]
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Dexter.
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[Fart]
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[Crickets chirping]
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[Beeping]
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[Humming]
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[Alarm sounding]
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Computer:
Dexter, my sensors have picked up
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a giant meteor
headed directly for earth.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Oh, boy!
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Time to save
the world again!
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Set a course
for the meteor.
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Increase speed.
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Computer: Dexter,
call for you from the president.
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Tell him to wait.
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[Glug, glug, glug]
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Aah!
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Dexter, more
groups of meteors are approaching.
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[Splat]
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Where?
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Aaaah!
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[Crash]
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It is too much.
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I am only one boy genius
with an incredible lab.
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Even I lack the science
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to counter such a threat alone.
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Oh, we are doomed.
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Computer: Well, there
is one person you could call for help.
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Forget it! There's no way
I'm calling that jerk!
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But, Dexter, that
may be the only way to save the earth.
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All right.
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[Telephone rings]
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Oh, great!
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Hey, Sam 1129,
get the phone!
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[Ring]
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Yes. Hello?
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[Muffled speech]
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It is Dexter.
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He wants you to help
him save the world.
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Really? Right now?
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Shall I tell him
to call back later?
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No.
I better see what the dorkster wants.
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Mandark, giant meteors
are destroying the earth!
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I need your help!
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Giant meteors,
you say?
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Say no more, Dexter,
o ye of little mind.
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I'll save the day
and take all the glory.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Mandark?
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Hello? Mandark?
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Aaaaah!
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Hello? Hello?
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Hello! I'm talking
to you and you're not talking--
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all right, Dexter.
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We better cooperate
in the interest of science.
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Terrific.
Come on over.
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That was fast.
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Of course the obvious
solution to our problem
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is to build a giant robot!
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A giant robot?
You would think
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we could be a little
more creative than that.
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But-but-but-but-but
it will have the giant gismos
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and the big, big thingies
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and the claws
which are the crashings and the smashings...Oooh!
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You fool! What are you
talking about?
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What we need is
obviously an asynchronous postmodal architecture,
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around which we can build
an isomorphic analogic feedback loop.
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That's good!
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But the latest
little genius journal
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completely debunks
the analogical loop mythology.
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Instead I suggest
a good, old-fashioned polyprocessing network.
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But that's
practically antique!
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Look, I'll build
the operating system,
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and you stick to
wrenching the nuts.
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No! This is not working.
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We might as well each
build half a robot and then stick it together.
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Humpf!
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Hmm...hmm?
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That's it!
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Just follow my orders
and everything will be ok.
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Your orders? Ha!
I'm the one running this ship, mister!
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Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
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Hey! That was not
in the original blueprint.
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Oh, that's just a little
homage to my eternal muse and inspiration--
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Dee Dee.
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Wherever you are,
you're always with me in my heart, my love.
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The world is in danger
and you're swooning over my stupid sister!
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That does it!
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I am in control now!
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What?
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After I destroy
the meteors,
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you can pilot us
back to earth for my awards ceremonies.
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In your dreams,
you freaky little gnome!
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That does it!
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Oh...ooh.
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Oh, ah, ow!
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Oh! I can't take anymore!
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Oh, yeah?
Well, neither can I.
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I knew I was gonna
need this!
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Ha! Thank goodness
I thought ahead.
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Together:
Now, let's do this!
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That was all your fault,
you know!
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No way! You're
taking the heat for this one, Dexter!
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Oh!
Ow!
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Ah!
Oooh!
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Ow!
Oh!
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Ooh!
Ah!
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Ow!
Oh!
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Hey, Dexter. You got
any scientific secrets
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you want to share
with our friends?
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No.
Well, I do. Come on, kids.
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I'll show you how
to make something cool.
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Take an ordinary ice tray
and fill it with your favorite fruit juice.
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Stretch a piece
of plastic wrap tight over the tray,
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and stick a toothpick
in each cube.
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Put the tray in the freezer
and let it chill overnight.
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And voila! Fruity,
juicy popciclettes!
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Astounding!
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Good morning,
class.
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Students: Good morning,
Mr. Lazinsky.
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Today is
a very special day.
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You are all
going to take a test.
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[Gasp]
[Gasp] [Gasp]
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Now, now, don't worry.
You won't be graded.
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This is just
a government-issued I.Q. Test.
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The government just
wants to study your developing brains.
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This will just reflect
your entire future.
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So, don't even worry.
Good luck, and begin.
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[Pencils scratching]
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I am done!
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Really?
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May I see
my results now?
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How about waiting
until tomorrow?
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Ok.
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[Whistling]
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Good morning,
class.
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Today you'll receive
your test results.
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Oh, boy!
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Suzy...
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Stevie...
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Dexter...
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Fredrika.
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Average?
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Excuse me?
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Yes, Dexter?
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I believe my test
was evaluated wrong.
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Oh? Let me
take a look-see.
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Mmmm...
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How dreadful!
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They must have
made a mistake.
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But, Dexter, computers
evaluated these tests,
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and computers
don't make mistakes.
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Nooooooooo!
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Hiya, Dexter!
Hi, Dexter! Hi, Dexter!
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♪ Welcome to your house
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♪ you very special
unique boy genius ♪
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The most technical advancement
in the history of humankind!
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And I, Dexter, boy average,
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am not worthy.
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[Sobbing]
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[Sighs]
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Aw, Albert,
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I was this close to achieving
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your greatness, Albert.
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And now, I am just average.
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Average!
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Grrrr!
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00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:51,003
Now, to find some
average clothes.
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00:17:51,033 --> 00:17:53,103
This is all I have?
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00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:57,473
Aha! My last outfit
before my lab was invented.
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00:17:59,316 --> 00:18:02,476
Just your average kid here.
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00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:08,333
Now, Jimmy, I want you
to start your homework, pronto!
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00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:11,166
Yeah,
whatever, mom.
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00:18:13,016 --> 00:18:14,316
The Smith's, huh?
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00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:15,330
That's average.
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00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:17,076
[Doorbell rings]
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00:18:17,116 --> 00:18:18,166
Yeah?
283
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,420
Hello, average boy.
I am an average boy, too.
284
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:24,280
Want to...Hang out?
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00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,470
Whatever.
286
00:18:28,016 --> 00:18:30,296
TV announcer: And now,
back to our show.
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00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,023
TV actor: Dude, man,
you're dope.
288
00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:34,300
Second TV actor:
Let's score some chicks down at the beach.
289
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,373
We're gonna
watch TV, huh?
290
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,000
Yeah.
291
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,303
Yeah, that's good.
Watching TV is really average.
292
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,073
I like it.
Cool, cool, cool.
293
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,350
Uh-uh-uh...
Watching.
294
00:18:44,383 --> 00:18:45,273
Oh.
295
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,220
TV actor:
Did you see her?
296
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,320
Second TV actor:
Radical, man.
297
00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:49,150
Third TV actor:
Dudes, you guys are awesome!
298
00:18:49,183 --> 00:18:51,223
Freaky,
freaky man! Freaky,
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00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,080
Let's hang out,
man!
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00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:57,066
Woman: Hey, guys. Want to cruise
around with me and later party till we drop?
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00:18:57,100 --> 00:19:01,130
Announcer: Ok, welcome back
to q-TV!
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00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,246
[Guitar music]
303
00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:04,153
Announcer: College girls
in bikinis!
304
00:19:04,183 --> 00:19:06,023
Q-TV spring break
is here!
305
00:19:06,050 --> 00:19:11,450
Jimmy: Come on. We got
to go meet Chris down at the minimart.
306
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,483
But what about TV?
307
00:19:14,016 --> 00:19:16,066
Piglet,
we're going.
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00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:16,470
[Squeals]
309
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:17,400
[Snorting]
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00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:20,073
Hey, man,
this is superfly.
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00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,200
Rad phat!
312
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:26,133
I'm bad.
You know it...
313
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,066
Dude!
314
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,070
Hey, Jimmy.
315
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,020
Hey, Chris.
316
00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:31,230
What's going down?
317
00:19:31,266 --> 00:19:32,366
Who's the pig?
318
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,180
Piglet?
Man, he's cool.
319
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,416
Man, I am not cool.
320
00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:38,320
I'm stoked.
About what?
321
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:42,220
Yeah, man, right here.
It's da bomb!
322
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,200
Hey,
323
00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:45,423
let's go pick on
old man mccowsky.
324
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:49,000
Yeah!
Heh heh heh!
325
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:52,130
Old man mccowsky's.
326
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,016
All right, dudes.
In the bushes.
327
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,480
I'm going in.
328
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,320
[Rings doorbell]
329
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:04,020
Hello?
330
00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:07,050
Heh heh heh!
331
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,303
Man, that was fun.
332
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,323
It sure looked it.
333
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,000
[Whistles]
334
00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:15,303
Now, watch and learn,
little pig.
335
00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:17,283
[Rings doorbell]
336
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,246
Hello?
337
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:19,173
Hello?
338
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,200
Why, you kids
better stop,
339
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:23,073
or I'll--I'll...
340
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,020
[Slam]
341
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:27,080
Heh heh heh!
342
00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:28,416
Your turn, piglet.
343
00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:31,080
And have fun with it.
344
00:20:35,316 --> 00:20:36,196
[Rings doorbell]
345
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:39,433
Hey, guys,
this is fun!
346
00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:41,316
Run, piglet!
Run, piglet, run!
347
00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:43,200
Run, dude!
Look behind you!
348
00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:44,173
What?
349
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,270
Piglet, run.
350
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:46,300
Piglet,run!
351
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,473
Look behind you,
man!
352
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,070
Look behind you!
353
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,330
Hello, pig.
354
00:20:53,066 --> 00:20:54,126
[Squeals]
355
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:57,376
Gotcha! You're a feisty
little pig, aren't you?
356
00:20:57,416 --> 00:21:00,316
[Dexter snorting,
squealing]
357
00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:04,283
[Telephone ringing]
358
00:21:04,316 --> 00:21:05,316
[Ring]
359
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:06,330
Hello?
360
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,226
You're calling from
the Pentagon? Wow!
361
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:11,426
There's been a mistake
evaluating Dexter's I.Q. Test?
362
00:21:11,466 --> 00:21:13,016
He's a genius?
363
00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:14,070
Wow! Thank you!
364
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,120
I can't wait to tell
Dexter the good news.
365
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,070
But where is that boy?
366
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,120
[Ring]
367
00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:21,080
Hello?
368
00:21:21,116 --> 00:21:22,366
Well, hello there,
Mr. Mccowsky.
369
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,300
You say
you've got my pig?
370
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:27,203
Gosh, I haven't
seen him in ages.
371
00:21:27,233 --> 00:21:28,253
I'll be right there.
372
00:21:28,283 --> 00:21:29,283
Oh, what luck!
373
00:21:29,316 --> 00:21:31,226
I couldn't be more proud.
374
00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:34,366
Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education
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00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,380
captioning performed by
the national captioning institute, inc.
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00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,403
Past the vaulted door
377
00:21:42,433 --> 00:21:45,053
where impossible things
may happen
378
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:47,283
that the world's
never seen before.
379
00:21:47,316 --> 00:21:51,276
♪ In Dexter's laboratory
380
00:21:51,316 --> 00:21:53,196
♪ lives the smartest boy
381
00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:54,323
♪ you've ever seen
382
00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:57,100
♪ but Dee Dee
blows his experiments ♪
383
00:21:57,133 --> 00:22:00,253
♪ to smithereens
384
00:22:00,283 --> 00:22:03,003
♪ there is gloom and doom
385
00:22:03,033 --> 00:22:05,133
♪ while things go boom
386
00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:08,096
♪ in Dexter's lab
387
00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:12,153
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