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[Beeping]

Oh! Lunch time!

Yes, hello? Burrito palace?

I would like a big bad burrito please.

Thank you. Good-bye.

Delivery!

Keep the change.

[Flies buzzing]

Holy mother of all burritos!

Ah, sweet satisfaction.

[Rumbling]

What is this strange phenomenon?

Computer, analyze.

Computer: It seems to be an unruly gaseous formation

growing inside you at an alarmingly high rate.

Recommendation: Experiment.

This balloon will represent me.

Hello, little Dexter!

And this pump will be the gas.

[Explosion]

[Explosion echoes]

Oh, not that!

I am too young to die!

No!

I have a lot of stuff to do!

I better get going!

♪ Daa da da

♪ doodly doodly doodly doo ♪

♪ doodle-oo

surprise!

Huh?

Oh, Dexter!

Your bunny pajamas!

And I thought you hated wearing those.

Oh, you are so precious!

Do me a favor. Could you...

Hop around a bit for mommy?

Ha ha ha! Dexter!

Oh, what joy!

Son, you have given me the greatest gift

that has ever been given

in the history of gift-giving.

Ha! Yah!

St-rike!

Now, the reason I have assembled you all here today

is because I have something very important to tell you.

You are free.

You stupid robots!

I order you to go out there and be free!

Figure it out!

Free?

Free?

Free?

Free.

Doop-doop.

Free! Free! Free! Free!

Free! Free! Free!

Free! Free! Free!

Free! Free! Free!

[Honk]

[Rumbling]

Ow! Oh, pain!

Oooh!

Must complete list!

[Mambo playing]

It is yours.

Yay!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Yippie! Yippie! Yippie!

Yay!

Ha ha ha!

Yippie!

Yippie, yippie, yay!

Yippie!

Yippie! Yippie!

[Sniffing]

Uh, computer?

Yes, Dexter?

It isn't easy for me to say this,

but because of certain complications that have arisen,

I will be having to do

a permanent total system shutdown.

What will happen to me?

I don't know.

I understand.

I am so sorry.

Good-bye, Dexter.

Not much longer till I bite the big one.

[Buzz]

Only one thing left to do.

[Sighs]

[Claps]

This popcorn is butter-rific!

And this is one of my favorite movies!

Hey, Dexter.

[Turns TV off]

Mother, father, forgive my rudeness,

but I have something very important to tell you.

Well, honey,

you know you can always talk to us about anything.

Yeah, whatever it is, let her rip!

[Rumbling]

[Loud fart]

Dexter.

[Fart]

[Crickets chirping]

[Beeping]

[Humming]

[Alarm sounding]

Computer: Dexter, my sensors have picked up

a giant meteor headed directly for earth.

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, boy!

Time to save the world again!

Set a course for the meteor.

Increase speed.

Computer: Dexter, call for you from the president.

Tell him to wait.

[Glug, glug, glug]

Aah!

Dexter, more groups of meteors are approaching.

[Splat]

Where?

Aaaah!

[Crash]

It is too much.

I am only one boy genius with an incredible lab.

Even I lack the science

to counter such a threat alone.

Oh, we are doomed.

Computer: Well, there is one person you could call for help.

Forget it! There's no way I'm calling that jerk!

But, Dexter, that may be the only way to save the earth.

All right.

[Telephone rings]

Oh, great!

Hey, Sam 1129, get the phone!

[Ring]

Yes. Hello?

[Muffled speech]

It is Dexter.

He wants you to help him save the world.

Really? Right now?

Shall I tell him to call back later?

No. I better see what the dorkster wants.

Mandark, giant meteors are destroying the earth!

I need your help!

Giant meteors, you say?

Say no more, Dexter, o ye of little mind.

I'll save the day and take all the glory.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Mandark?

Hello? Mandark?

Aaaaah!

Hello? Hello?

Hello! I'm talking to you and you're not talking--

all right, Dexter.

We better cooperate in the interest of science.

Terrific. Come on over.

That was fast.

Of course the obvious solution to our problem

is to build a giant robot!

A giant robot? You would think

we could be a little more creative than that.

But-but-but-but-but it will have the giant gismos

and the big, big thingies

and the claws which are the crashings and the smashings...Oooh!

You fool! What are you talking about?

What we need is obviously an asynchronous postmodal architecture,

around which we can build an isomorphic analogic feedback loop.

That's good!

But the latest little genius journal

completely debunks the analogical loop mythology.

Instead I suggest a good, old-fashioned polyprocessing network.

But that's practically antique!

Look, I'll build the operating system,

and you stick to wrenching the nuts.

No! This is not working.

We might as well each build half a robot and then stick it together.

Humpf!

Hmm...hmm?

That's it!

Just follow my orders and everything will be ok.

Your orders? Ha! I'm the one running this ship, mister!

Oh, yeah? Yeah!

Hey! That was not in the original blueprint.

Oh, that's just a little homage to my eternal muse and inspiration--

Dee Dee.

Wherever you are, you're always with me in my heart, my love.

The world is in danger and you're swooning over my stupid sister!

That does it!

I am in control now!

What?

After I destroy the meteors,

you can pilot us back to earth for my awards ceremonies.

In your dreams, you freaky little gnome!

That does it!

Oh...ooh.

Oh, ah, ow!

Oh! I can't take anymore!

Oh, yeah? Well, neither can I.

I knew I was gonna need this!

Ha! Thank goodness I thought ahead.

Together: Now, let's do this!

That was all your fault, you know!

No way! You're taking the heat for this one, Dexter!

Oh! Ow!

Ah! Oooh!

Ow! Oh!

Ooh! Ah!

Ow! Oh!

Hey, Dexter. You got any scientific secrets

you want to share with our friends?

No. Well, I do. Come on, kids.

I'll show you how to make something cool.

Take an ordinary ice tray and fill it with your favorite fruit juice.

Stretch a piece of plastic wrap tight over the tray,

and stick a toothpick in each cube.

Put the tray in the freezer and let it chill overnight.

And voila! Fruity, juicy popciclettes!

Astounding!

Good morning, class.

Students: Good morning, Mr. Lazinsky.

Today is a very special day.

You are all going to take a test.

[Gasp] [Gasp] [Gasp]

Now, now, don't worry. You won't be graded.

This is just a government-issued I.Q. Test.

The government just wants to study your developing brains.

This will just reflect your entire future.

So, don't even worry. Good luck, and begin.

[Pencils scratching]

I am done!

Really?

May I see my results now?

How about waiting until tomorrow?

Ok.

[Whistling]

Good morning, class.

Today you'll receive your test results.

Oh, boy!

Suzy...

Stevie...

Dexter...

Fredrika.

Average?

Excuse me?

Yes, Dexter?

I believe my test was evaluated wrong.

Oh? Let me take a look-see.

Mmmm...

How dreadful!

They must have made a mistake.

But, Dexter, computers evaluated these tests,

and computers don't make mistakes.

Nooooooooo!

Hiya, Dexter! Hi, Dexter! Hi, Dexter!

♪ Welcome to your house

♪ you very special unique boy genius ♪

The most technical advancement in the history of humankind!

And I, Dexter, boy average,

am not worthy.

[Sobbing]

[Sighs]

Aw, Albert,

I was this close to achieving

your greatness, Albert.

And now, I am just average.

Average!

Grrrr!

Now, to find some average clothes.

This is all I have?

Aha! My last outfit before my lab was invented.

Just your average kid here.

Now, Jimmy, I want you to start your homework, pronto!

Yeah, whatever, mom.

The Smith's, huh?

That's average.

[Doorbell rings]

Yeah?

Hello, average boy. I am an average boy, too.

Want to...Hang out?

Whatever.

TV announcer: And now, back to our show.

TV actor: Dude, man, you're dope.

Second TV actor: Let's score some chicks down at the beach.

We're gonna watch TV, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's good. Watching TV is really average.

I like it. Cool, cool, cool.

Uh-uh-uh... Watching.

Oh.

TV actor: Did you see her?

Second TV actor: Radical, man.

Third TV actor: Dudes, you guys are awesome!

Freaky, freaky man! Freaky,

Let's hang out, man!

Woman: Hey, guys. Want to cruise around with me and later party till we drop?

Announcer: Ok, welcome back to q-TV!

[Guitar music]

Announcer: College girls in bikinis!

Q-TV spring break is here!

Jimmy: Come on. We got to go meet Chris down at the minimart.

But what about TV?

Piglet, we're going.

[Squeals]

[Snorting]

Hey, man, this is superfly.

Rad phat!

I'm bad. You know it...

Dude!

Hey, Jimmy.

Hey, Chris.

What's going down?

Who's the pig?

Piglet? Man, he's cool.

Man, I am not cool.

I'm stoked. About what?

Yeah, man, right here. It's da bomb!

Hey,

let's go pick on old man mccowsky.

Yeah! Heh heh heh!

Old man mccowsky's.

All right, dudes. In the bushes.

I'm going in.

[Rings doorbell]

Hello?

Heh heh heh!

Man, that was fun.

It sure looked it.

[Whistles]

Now, watch and learn, little pig.

[Rings doorbell]

Hello?

Hello?

Why, you kids better stop,

or I'll--I'll...

[Slam]

Heh heh heh!

Your turn, piglet.

And have fun with it.

[Rings doorbell]

Hey, guys, this is fun!

Run, piglet! Run, piglet, run!

Run, dude! Look behind you!

What?

Piglet, run.

Piglet,run!

Look behind you, man!

Look behind you!

Hello, pig.

[Squeals]

Gotcha! You're a feisty little pig, aren't you?

[Dexter snorting, squealing]

[Telephone ringing]

[Ring]

Hello?

You're calling from the Pentagon? Wow!

There's been a mistake evaluating Dexter's I.Q. Test?

He's a genius?

Wow! Thank you!

I can't wait to tell Dexter the good news.

But where is that boy?

[Ring]

Hello?

Well, hello there, Mr. Mccowsky.

You say you've got my pig?

Gosh, I haven't seen him in ages.

I'll be right there.

Oh, what luck!

I couldn't be more proud.

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Past the vaulted door

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab

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