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[Ruff]

Aw, heh heh! Hello there. You startled me.

[Ruff ruff]

[Panting]

Heh heh! Nice doggy.

Ah ah ah. You don't need to be following me.

[Ruff]

Blah!

[Ruff]

Hey, what are you doing in my lab?

This is a highly scientific area.

What am I gonna--

[Dee Dee laughing]

Dee Dee, how many times have I told you

to stay out of my freaking secret laboratory?

I'm not kidding around! I want you out of here!

[Ruff ruff]

Yeah, that's it! That's right! That's it, boy!

Go get her, boy. Sic 'em.

[Woof]

Aw, you want this stick?

Is that it? You want the stick?

Then you get the stick, ok. Fetch the stick.

Oh ha ha!

Look at you.

Aw, you are a good dog.

What a good stick fetcher you are. Yes, you are.

Dee Dee: I don't have to stick around for this.

Yes, you got that stick, didn't you?

Now you wait right there, puparoo,

and I'll be right back with a nice treat.

Dexter? Dexter, son, are you in here?

Father: Holy smokes, how did this lab get here?

Dexter...this lab is unbelievable.

Um, yeah. Ah ha ha! Dad, I can explain.

Dexter, how long have you been keeping

this lab a secret from me?

'Cause i'm just crazy about labrador retrievers!

They're such good doggies.

Yes, they are.

Oh, the dog. Right. Phew.

Oh ho ho!

He reminds me of old buck back on granddad's farm.

So are you gonna keep him?

Well, I don't know. A dog is a lot of responsibility.

I'd have to feed him and walk him and take care of him.

I just--i don't know if I'm ready for that.

Well, then, that settles it.

He's all yours, son, you lucky stiff.

But i--i--

father: Oh, gosh, I just love labradors.

[Door closes]

Hey, thanks.

Heh heh. Thank you.

Ok, thank you.

All right, all right. Thank you.

Grr!

Thank you!

Ok, enough licking. Stop the licking. Stop. Please stop.

[Munch]

Grr!

[Ruff ruff]

What? What is it?

Is there trouble? Is it danger?

You want me to follow you?

Ok, show me. Where is the emergency?

[Ruff ruff]

What is it, boy? The capacitor?

What is wrong with the capacitor?

Nothing's wrong with the capacitor.

What is it?

What?

Whatever...

Boy, this dog is not understanding what I'm telling him.

I know not what of which he is speaking.

If only he could-a speak-a the simple English.

Hmm?

Here you go, boy.

This pill I have created

should stimulate your brain's neural pathway,

enabling you to translate and enunciate human speech.

[Slurp]

[Gulp]

Well, does it work?

Hello, dog. Do you understand me?

Yes.

Yay! It worked! You can talk! You can talk!

I can talk! I can talk! Hey!

What?

The thing.

Huh?

Come on. I got to show you the thing.

Oh, yeah, the thing that you were trying to tell me.

Yah! The thing! Here's the thing!

Right. The capacitor. What is wrong with it?

It's a thing. I--i found a thing.

What about it?

It's here, the thing! I found the thing, and here it is!

Here's the thing! Right here! A thing!

Dinnertime!

[Sniffing]

So, Dexter, where's your new buddy?

Oh! Well, hello down there.

Hey, it's the man from before.

Ah!

This one's a lady!

Well, he certainly is friendly.

Woo!

Yeah, a little too friendly.

It's the stick!

Mother: There you go, Dee Dee.

Hey, food! Food for me! Food for me!

Ew! Get lost!

Food for me? Food for me?

Now, now. No chicky and ricey for the puppy.

Food for me? Food for me?

Dexter, I think your buddy is trying to tell us he's hungry.

Why don't you take him upstairs and feed him?

I already fed him.

Now, didn't we have a talk about responsibility today?

We? Who's we?

Take your buddy upstairs!

Yeah, but--

dog: Hey! Hey, you dogs! Hey, I can hear you barking!

I'm a dog! Can you hear me barking?

Hey, dogs, listen to me! I can hear you!

Hey! Hey! Hey, you!

Moon! Moon! Mo-o-o-o-on!

The sun's up!

Hey, the sun is up! Get up! Get up! Sun's up!

You're up! Sun's up! Let's go out!

The sun's up. Want to go out? Let's go out!

The sun's up! [Sniff sniff]

What's that? What's that?

It's you! It's you! It's you!

And you're not my dog!

That means somebody is looking for you.

And I can only pray that they call soon.

[Ring]

Hello. Yes, yes, I found the dog.

The dog is here. Yes, he's here.

Ok, yeah! Good! Ok!

[Doorbell rings]

Hey, that's my dog! I found my dog!

Hey, that's my man! I found my man!

Together: I found you! I found you!

Let's go for a ride. You want to go for a ride?

Yeah, a ride. Let's go for a ride.

Let's go for a ride!

Hmm...

Eee! Double fudge fluffer nutters.

Double fudge fluffer nutters?

Double fudge fluffer nutters...

Coupon!

Yay! Yay!

Ooie gooey chewy kablooies!

Ooie gooey chewy kablooies!

Ooie gooey chewy kablooies...

Coupon!

Yay! Yay!

I've had just about enough of this.

When you people are done embarrassing yourselves,

you can find me at the magazine rack.

Family: Yay!

I'm telling you,

the left one is proportionately larger than the right.

Well, it's a good thing I brought my fresh produce volume indicator.

Hold 'em up.

Let's see.

Take the square of the hypotenuse,

multiply the circumference of a radius cubed.

According to my calculations,

the left one is indeed larger than the right.

Then the left one it is.

Celebrate. Celebrate.

[Raspberry]

Cookies, cookies, cookies.

Dextor, if you're not going to participate seriously in the science of shopping,

then go wait for us at the magazine rack.

Dextor: Comics, comics, comics, comics, comics, comics.

It's amazing how the gene pool always deals you a wild card.

[Laughing and gurgling]

Time to go, Dexter.

Time to go, dextor.

[Car door opens and closes]

[Car door opens and closes]

Ah, time to get my hands on one of those cookies.

What the--

aah!

Help! Help! I have been kidnapped!

Aah! Help! Call the--

wow! Who put this stupid computer in my way?

Whoa!

An x2000 supercomputer

with dual modulating sequences.

Charts and graphs showing the ebb and flow of laboratory output?

Who? A fleet of highly specialized robotic life forms?

Mother: Dextor, how many times have I told you,

no running in the house?

Ahh...

[Beeping]

Perfect.

What has gotten into you, son?

Son?

Ah! And they think I'm their son!

Mom, dad, I love you!

But if I am here, where is their real son?

Hi. I'm Dee Dee. Who are you?

I'm dextor.

Hey, mom, can dextor and I have a cookie?

Ok, but just one. I don't want you spoiling your dinner.

Here.

I'm not supposed to have sweets.

I'm hyperactive.

Woo!

Here!

The poor sap. I bet Dee Dee is driving him crazy.

Now, dextor, I know how much you hate it,

but it's now time in the schedule

for your keyboard stroke practice.

Hate it? What are ya, crazy?

I lov--i mean, oh, yeah, I hate-a that stuff.

[Cracks knuckles]

[Beeping]

Aah!

Oh, mommy! Wah!

Why the interruption, dextor?

Mommy, I hurt my widdle finger.

Would you kiss it

and make it to feel better?

You need to have the joint reset,

the wound sterilized, stabilized, cauterized, and wrapped

to keep out infection.

Kisses cannot do that.

May I have something-a sweet to snack on?

No, no, dextor, this is pamphlet reading hour.

And besides, no sweets. You know you're hyperactive.

Argh...

I'm tired of reading pamphlets.

Can't I go watch action Hank

no, dextor. You still have 57 minutes of pamphlet reading left.

TV! TV! TV! TV!

Ahh...bedtime.

Now to wait for my new dad to come and tuck me in

and read me a bedtime story.

And then goldilocks said, "this one is just right."

Story, story, story, story, story!

Mother: Dextor, it's morning nutrient intake period.

Ah, yech.

Oh, what the heck is this?

Partially dehydrated soybean curd,

reconstituted wheat germ extract,

all your daily vitamins and minerals

in easy-to-swallow capsules of chewable juice.

Enjoy.

That's it!

That was the straw that broke my back!

I can understand the not kissing my finger.

And I can understand no sweets and no TV.

I'll even let the bedtime story slide.

But what are you trying to do serving meth

well, that one's actually your lunch.

Lunch? I'll show you lunch!

Now, I don't mean to be insubordinate...

The schedule.

A boy needs moderate allotments of mind-rotting television,

a bedtime story before being tucked into bed,

and most importantly, food that is prepared with love and tenderness,

not some freeze-dried and vacuum-sealed thing.

A kid needs to act like a kid and not adhere to a strict schedule.

That's nice, dextor,

but thanks to your father's quick thinking,

we're only off schedule 5 minutes.

Dexter's mother: Coupon!

Yay!

My family!

Hey, look, it's the fairs-lupiter comet.

Psst!

Triple chunk sticky gunk double dunks!

Triple chunk sticky gunk double dunks!

Mother: Coupon!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Cookie! Cookie!

Where did he locate that confection?

Dextor, come down from there!

Come down. Listen to your mother. Put down that cookie.

Whatcha doin'?

Reading up on animal biology.

I bet I know more about animals than you!

Aw, you think?

Yep.

Ok, why are storks' legs so long?

So their feet can reach the ground.

Why do kangaroos only live in Australia?

So they can be near their families.

Did you know deers don't have uncles?

They just have antlers.

Cha cha cha cha cha!

[Snoring and whistling]

Dee Dee: Hey, Dexter, last one in the pool's a rotten egg!

Aw, raspberries. I'll get in the pool at my own pace,

then I'll be in complete control.

[Crash]

Hmm...now, where was I going?

Pool!

[Sandals squishing]

Yay!

Hurry up, Dexter!

I am-a not ready yet.

[Knees creaking]

Mother: Dexter...

Ready to get wet?

Almost.

Hi, Dexter!

Dexter, ready to get in the water?

Aw, that's ok, son. These things take time...

And your time is up.

[Whistling]

Whoops! Dropped my keys.

That's all right. I got 'em.

Ha ha ha!

Hiya, dad!

What?

Well, son, are you gonna stand there all day looking at it,

or are you going for a swim?

Wah!

Dexter?

Dexter?

Whew.

Come on in, Dexter. The water's great.

Ok, mom!

Both: Hey, Dee Dee, we're here!

Hi, girls! Come on in!

Boy, they sure are talented.

You said it.

Boo.

Aah!

Ow!

Ah!

Ooh!

Whew!

Darn! I just can't get that kid.

Oh, well.

[Humming]

[Running footsteps]

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Ahh...i feel better now.

Dee Dee: Hey, pick on someone your own size.

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Yes!

Ha ha!

Boy, Dee Dee, you almost got me that time,

but I guess I'm too smart for you, huh?

Ha ha ha!

[All laughing]

Hooray!

Good job, son.

You finally made it in the pool.

Dexter: Thanks, dad.

I don't know why I was so shy of the water.

[All laughing]

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into the tomb of peril,

past the vaulted door,

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab

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