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Dexter's mother: Oh, how precious.

Dexter's father: Hey, look,

there's you pregnant with Dexter.

Ah, his first spaghetti dinner.

Ha ha. How adorable.

Ahh.

Isn't life grand?

Mm-hmm.

Dee Dee and Dexter: Mom, dad,

can we have some money to see a movie?

What?

Now, I know you two have fallen a bit behind the times,

but opening today is a very important work of cinema--

violance robot vigilante.

Together: Hmm.

I'm sorry, kids,

butviolance is too violent and mature for you two.

What? Absurd!

But I'll tell you what,

you can see it when you'reolder than your mother and I.

Voice-over: Hmm. That shouldn't be too much of a problem.

Dexter: Ok. You win. You're the parents.

Well, I'm glad to hear it's finally sunk in.

Ha ha ha ha! Uh, kids?

What now?

Simple, my dear Dee Dee. To the lab!

Behold, the acceler-ager!

I will set the resulting age at over the hill.

All right. Let's get this over with.

I don't want to miss the matinee.

Dee Dee, please use the utmost caution

in proceeding to step over these wires.

Ok.

Oops. Whatever.

Dexter: Come on, Dee Dee.

All righty.

[Rumbling]

Hey, I don't feel any older.

There seems to have been a slight malfunction.

I'll just need to make a few adjustments.

Probably just needs a good lube job.

Hello, baby monkey.

Now, where did I put that big old wrench?

Baby monkey?!

Einstein's ghost! What has happened?

Computer, what the heck is going on?

Computer: Goo goo. Ga ga. Goo goo. Pee pee.

Hmm. Yes. Pee pee.

Computer, you, too?!

Oh, no! That could only mean one thing.

Everyone in the world has been turned into...

Eek! Babies. Babies.

Babies!

Dexter, what's the matter?

Ah, oh, my golly.

They're so cute.

I cannot believe mom and dad are babies.

What a mess I've made.

Oh, but wait, we are still older than they are.

Maybe I can still catch the flick.

Dexter, you're not leaving me to take care of mom and dad!

This is your fault.

You're not going anywhere until the acceler-ager is fixed.

Now you get back in that laboratory and fix, fix, fix.

But I'm willing to take care of the babies, too.

Nonsense.

Boys don't know how to take care of children.

Yes, we do. Watch. Let me hold mom.

Well, ok. Here.

[Crying]

[Nervous laughter]

I'm going to go fix the thing.

[Crying]

Ah, there, there.

Baby want her bottle?

That's better.

Hi, dad.

[Crying]

Oh, don't cry.

Here's your pacifier.

That's better.

Dad, you come here and apologize to mom right now!

Well?

Dad, stop being a stinker!

[Sniffs]

Ooh, speaking of stinky--

time to change your diaper.

That's better. Now a little powder.

[Coughing]

All done.

I think it's time for nappy-bye.

♪ Go to sleep

♪ go to sleep

♪ go to sleep

♪ mommy and daddy

♪ go to sleep

♪ go to--

[snores]

Work, work, work-- that's all I ever do,

while she just plays with the kids all day.

What a world.

[Giggling]

[Crying]

Babies? Babies? Babies?!

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Dad, where are you?

Mom?

One more should do it.

[Groans]

Whew. All fixed.

Dee Dee: Dexter!

I lost mom and dad.

You lost the babies?

You lunkhead, can't you do anything right?!

Well, don't just stand there. Help me find them.

Dexter: Well...

We have systematically checked every place in the house,

except my bedroom!

Together: Ahh.

Shh.

[Yawns]

What a good night's sleep. I feel great.

What say we get a baby-sitter

and go see a movie tonight?

I don't feel so good.

Dexter: After countless experiments,

all testing proves negative.

No instabilities.

No physical mutations.

No nothing.

It seems you shall never become anything more

than a mere monkey.

Monkey, this is agent honeydew. Help us.

Man: Object entering earth's atmosphere. 400 kilometers.

300 kilometers and closing.

200, 100, 60,

40, 20, 10,

5, 2, 1.

[Growling]

Fire.

[Laughing sinisterly]

Nothing can crack the hide of meteor.

Honeydew, any word from monkey?

No. He doesn't seem to be-- no. Look, there he goes!

What the--

[groaning]

Oh. Oh.

Hurrah for monkey!

Nice work, monkey. Really topnotch.

Yes! Smashing! A real bang-up job.

Ha ha.

[Both laughing]

[Chattering]

Join you for a banana split?

Oh, I'd love to.

Merci.

Woman: Mmm. Look at him. He's marvelous.

And his fur,

it's even more luxurious than I imagined.

I simply must have it,

for I...

Peltra, the most fabulously fur-festooned femme

in the universe,

will wear nothing less than one of a kind

coat or designer,

intergalactic, endangered species...

Originals.

And, uh, now,

we is about to endanger that monkey species.

[Laughing]

Man, that was downright clever

the way you boondoggled that meteor feller

into flushing out monkey fur.

Of course. I always sucker some half-witted clods

to do my dirty work for me.

Together: Uh-huh.

So, now that we have the target in our sights,

are we all ready for phase 2 of my little scheme?

Tanner?

I is going to tan his hide

and stretch it out real good-like.

Skinner?

I'll skin him.

Oh, now,

if only I could decide what to make.

[Applause]

[Dance music playing]

Snatch me that monkey!

Man: One super-duper root beer

banana split float

for the Mac daddy monkey and the lovely limey.

Howdy, monkey. We were sent to come and get you.

Got to find my-- aha!

Oh!

[Guns are cocked]

Together: Ow!

Tanner: Yee-ha!

Now reel him in.

[Bam]

Yow!

Oh.

[Both groan]

Peltra: Oh, monkey,

I'm sorry you won't accept my invitation,

but if you don't come with us,

I'm afraid

I'll be forced to disintegrate your little friend.

[Growling]

Ah, ah, ah.

Oh.

[Monkey whimpering]

No, monkey! Don't listen to her! You can't give up because of me.

The world needs you, monkey!

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one.

Go on without me. 'Tis a small price to pay to ensure the earth's safety.

Just give her one for me, right in the--

[mumbling]

Thank you. She was working my nerves.

Now, monkey, remember,

your manacles are cybernetically linked with hers.

If you try to break your bonds,

she will be automatically electrocuted.

Now let's get skinning.

Agent honeydew: Hey, miss smarty knickers.

Paint? That will never wash out!

This fur is totally worthless now.

[Imitates cat growl]

Meow.

[Snarling]

Ow! Aah!

[Imitates accordion notes]

You'll pay for trashing my new coat!

Your

excuse me, but I think monkey is still wearing it.

Some nerve you've got.

Just who do you think you are,

stealing other people's fur

just because you've got none of your own?

Why don't you try on some synthetic fabrics?

[Screeches]

[Chatters]

Yes. Yes, I'm all right.

[Chatters]

Ha ha. Well, you're very welcome,

but you've saved my life more than once.

I owe you.

I'm just sorry I had to dump paint on you.

[Screeches]

Oh, yes, I suppose it would come off

during a shave.

Good morning, monkey.

When you are done shaving, we will begin the...

Dexter, what's that?

Where?

Very funny.

I'm sorry.

Dexter, what's that?

Where?

Will you cut it out?

Ok.

Dexter, what's that?!

Oh, no.

I'm not falling for that again.

Good afternoon.

My name is mcbark, the crime hound.

Today, you will all learn how to spot a neighborhood criminal.

I realize how very excited you all are

to have me visit your school here

and to speak about crime watch

but I would like to ask

that you try to refrain

from any emotional outbursts

and to hold all of your questions and comments

until after the presentation. Now let us begin.

Projectionist?

First of all, can anyone tell me who this person is?

Dee Dee: I can! I can!

No. You cannot. You don't know him.

Therefore, you cannot trust him,

which brings us to our next point.

What do you call a person you cannot trust:

A--your best friend,

b--a contributing member to society,

or c--grandpa?

I know. I know.

A person you cannot trust

is called a stranger.

Is everybody with me?

Good.

Now, suppose you're walking home from school,

and suddenly,

a stranger offers you a ride home.

What should you do?

Ooh! Me! Me! Me!

I'll tell you what to do.

Run. Run far away

because that stranger could be

a neighborhood criminal,

so remember, kids,

report any suspicious activity

to your local police department,

and together, we can lick crime.

[Girls cheering]

Wow, that was great.

You said it, Lee Lee.

Yeah. I'm ready to start licking crime

right now.

Me, too.

Me, three.

Announcer: G--glamorous.

I--investigators.

R--ready to...

L--lick crime.

G.i.r.l. Squad.

A criminal.

Freeze, jaywalker!

Stop. All right, all right.

Uh! I'll never jaywalk again.

Lee Lee: Uh, Dee Dee?

I don't think mcbark meant

you should actually lick the criminal with your tongue.

Well, if this isn't the way to lick crime, then what is?

Let me go. Let me go!

There's only one man who can help us.

[Computer beeping]

Girls: Hi, Dexter!

Dee Dee: The girls and I formed a crime watch squad,

but they're confused about how you lick crime,

so I was wondering...

Say no more. What you need is...

My underwater lotus, my moonraker,

my thunderballs,

and my latest, the teleporter.

[Laughing sinisterly]

Now what?

We find ourselves a criminal!

But where?

It's crime licking time.

Announcer:G.i.r.l. Squad.

Lee Lee?

Here.

Mee mee?

Here.

Quickly, tie your shoes and beverage containers...

[Gulping]

Ahh.

To that bumper so we can tail the Van!

Who-oa!

Together: What a drag.

Announcer:G.i.r.l. Squad.

Mee mee?

Here. Lee Lee?

Here I am.

Hurry, tie your shoes and cans

to his feet this time

so we can tail him.

[Laughing sinisterly]

He's getting away!

We'll ring doorbells in an effort to warn the neighbors.

Darn kids!

Yes?

Has someone come to visit?

Guess not.

Then we'll gather evidence from every house

and bring it to headquarters until further investigation.

Evidence.

He could be a cat burglar.

Good job, g.I.R.L. Squad.

I believe we've gathered a sufficient amount of evidence.

Now to apprehend the suspect.

Oh, no, Dee Dee. Look!

Oh, hi there. Do come right in.

[Laughing sinisterly]

[Dee Dee screaming]

All right, where is he? Where's the killer?

Oh, he's out back.

He's found the g.I.R.L. Headquarters!

And he's trying to sabotage it.

Let's get him!

Together: G.I.R.L. Squad!

Fluffy?

Fluffy!

Oh, fluffy!

[Sobbing]

Hey, normy, don't you know me?

My automatic-timed sprinkler system.

Crowd: Those girls are neighborhood criminals!

We're not criminals. He is.

Oh, hello.

Just your friendly neighborhood gardener at your service.

[Sniffs]

[Sighs]

[Siren]

[Tires screech]

[Car door slams]

Girls: Mcbark, the crime hound?

Uh, at this time, I'd like to thank

all of the neighbors for their cooperation.

As for the g.I.R.L. Squad...

[Slurp]

This crime has been licked.

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past the vaulted door

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee

♪ blows his experiments

♪ to smithereens ♪

♪ there is gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab

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