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Dexter, voice-over:
Captain's log 6789.10.
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We are en route to
the galactic federation conference on celos 5.
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Chief science officer spork,
ship's surgeon Dr. Mcboy,
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as well as myself have been
chosen as space fleet delegates of the zeta quadrant.
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So, Jimmy boy,
you think this conference will be as good as last year?
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That all depends on
the alurian ambassadors.
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Hoo-wee! They don't
call 'em green animal women for nothing. [Purr]
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Captain irk,
we are approaching solovian space.
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Excellent. Ensign,
set course for celos 5, warp factor 6.
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Aye, aye, captain.
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Dexter, voice-over:
Space, a great big area of unknown stuff.
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Nobody knows all the stuff
that's out there.
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That is why our mission is
to check it out.
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[Woman humming]
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[Humming]
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Well, here we are--
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westside
convention center.
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Now, you boys
have fun at your little star check convention.
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Oh, and Dexter, honey,
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don't get attacked
by those nasty grab-ons.
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Ha ha ha!
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Hee hee hee!
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They are called
hang-ons, mother!
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The ruthless
hang-on empire!
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Now, maintain a synchronous
orbit above our position
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and meet back here
at 1600 hours!
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Mcboy: Grab-ons.
Hee hee!
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She's a mom.
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Spork: I admit, my mother
is equally ignorant of the hang-on empire.
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Mcboy: We saw plenty
of hang-on treachery
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on last-night's episode,
huh?
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Indeed. Episode 47,
"seeds of fear,"
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was most intriguing.
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Yeah, but I still
really like the one
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where the captain
gets bit by the magachu
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and the witch lady
used that wiggly root to suck out the poison.
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Yeah, but the best one
was when the transporter accident
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creates
two captain irks.
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What the...
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This does not look like
a federation conference.
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Mcboy: And since when
was celos 5 so pink?
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Spork, where are we?
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Sensor readings confirm
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that this is not
the galactic federation conference on celos 5.
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And what's
your analysis, doctor?
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Well, they're not green,
but, uh...[Purr]
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Skin!
Snap out of it!
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We are on
an alien world with mystery at every turn,
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so stay alert
and keep together.
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We need to figure out
where we are
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and how to get back
to the federation conference.
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And in the meantime,
I'll see about rustling up some grub.
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I would like a large tranya
and some cerarium candy.
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That'll be 4 bucks.
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Ah ho ho!
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We federation members
have evolved beyond archaic concepts
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like capitalism
and the use of currency.
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Well, then I guess
you've evolved beyond concepts like eating.
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How about a trade?
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Woman: 4 choros!
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It seems we are dealing
with a barbaric, capitalistic people
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driven by greed.
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I'll say. Have you noticed
the larger of the species
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buying and selling
the small ones like blasted slave traders?
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Indeed. I have also
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observed a great deal
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of totemic idol worship.
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It is obvious.
This is a primitive and backward society,
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so try to play along
so as not to arouse their suspicions.
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Woman: So, are you boys
gonna block my booth all day,
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or are we gonna
do business?
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Well, ahem.
I don't know.
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Spork, is there
anything we need?
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Our reserve power
is running low.
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The warp reactor
could use a new bilithium crystal.
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Bicentennial kristal?
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Ok, you want
the nrfb or mnb?
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What?
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Nrfb--never
removed from box.
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Mnb--mint condition,
no box.
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If the containment field
has been tampered with,
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the kristal would become
contaminated,
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thusly unsuitable
for our needs.
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Nrfb.
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Of course.
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Thanks. Hold on
to this, skins.
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You mentioned
a trade...
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Spork, voice-over:
This woman seems to be suspended in cryogenic stasis.
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And by the look of her attire,
she's been in hibernation for centuries.
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I've got to revive her.
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[Rip]
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You've ruined
the collector's value!
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Never remove from box!
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Nrfb.
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Nrfb.
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[Gong]
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A box was opened.
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There must be
retribution.
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I am
the commanding officer.
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I take full responsibility
for my crew.
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Then you shall bear
the punishment.
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Bring forth
the turpoles.
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You're dead, Jim.
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Grr!
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Hmm?
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Argh!
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Hyah!
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[Crash]
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[Panting]
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Ah!
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Seize them!
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[Everybody yelling "nrfb"]
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We're safe for now.
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But how do we
get out of here without drawing attention?
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Hmm...
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I have got a plan.
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Get ready.
Here comes one.
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There it is--
the federation conference.
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At last! We've made it!
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Oh, my gosh!
Original irk, spork, and mcboy dolls!
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Never removed
from their boxes!
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Nrfb?
Nrfb?
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Nrfb?
Nrfb?
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Nrfb?
Nrfb?
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[Excited murmuring]
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Yech! I am a mess!
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I might as well
get this over with.
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Keep the change.
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[Ratcheting]
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[Ratcheting]
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[Hammering]
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Phew.
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I am growing weary
of all this washing business.
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[Burp]
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[Tools clattering]
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[Electrical zap]
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[Sizzling]
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Dexter, Dee Dee,
lunch is ready!
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Oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!
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Wait for me!
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Ok, you two,
let's see those hands.
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Very good, Dee Dee.
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[Buzzing]
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Ah!
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Dexter, you're a mess!
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You march in there
and wash up this instant!
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But I'm hungry.
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March!
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[Grumbling]
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Dee Dee:
Thanks, mom! That was great!
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Ooh...
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Dex, it's time
for your bath.
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But I'll miss my show!
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Don't argue with me,
young man! Just do it!
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[Grumbling,
stamping feet]
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Dee Dee!
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Hey, Dexter,
are you gonna get squeaky clean like me?
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[Ears squeaking]
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[Pop]
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[Screaming gibberish]
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I must figure out a way
to eliminate bathing from my life forever.
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But how?
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[Bubbling]
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Hello, o disgusting
dirty one.
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You dropped this
downstairs.
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Hey, it is my laminated
lab access card!
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Hmm. The water
just slides right off.
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That's it!
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[Feet squeaking]
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Eureka!
I'm laminated!
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Woo! I'm so shiny.
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[Squeaking]
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Whoa!
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I am free!
No more cleaning for me!
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Now, back to my work.
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[Shoes squeaking]
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Hmm.
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A minor inconvenience.
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[Shoes squeaking]
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[Squeak]
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[Squeak squeak]
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[Snap]
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[Squeak]
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Hi, Dexter!
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Woo, Dexter, you're
so smooth and shiny.
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Well, don't
just stand there! Help me up!
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[Squeak]
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Dee Dee, you are so stupid!
Can't you do anything right?
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I ask you to do one thing!
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You are so incompetent!
Blah blah blah!
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♪ Oo-Dee-lay-hoo-hoo
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[echoing]
♪ oo-Dee-lay-hoo-hoo
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[crash]
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Dexter: And furthermore...
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I'm tired of y...
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Ah, Dee Dee, why are you
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looking at me like that?
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Aah!
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Dee Dee, stop us!
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Ha ha ha!
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Dexter: Aah!
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[Crash]
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Dexter!
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Just look how clean
you are!
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[Mmwaa]
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Whatcha doin'?
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Reading up
on animal biology.
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I bet I know more
about animals than you!
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Ah, you think?
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Yep.
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Ok, why are
storks' legs so long?
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So their feet
can reach the ground.
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Why do kangaroos
only live in Australia?
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So they can be
near their families.
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Did you know deers
don't have uncles?
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They just have antlers!
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♪ Cha cha cha cha
cha cha cha cha ♪
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[Metal creaking]
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Argh-ya!
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Whew! That is enough
for today!
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I need a break.
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[Ice cream truck bell jingles]
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The ice cream man!
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Oh, boy!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
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Ice cream!
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That is not money.
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Dad, money,
ice cream--now!
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Hmm? What?
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Well, let's see here.
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Hmm. No.
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Ok--
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whoa, there!
Hey, what's this?
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Oop!
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Hey, you've got
money coming out of your ears, son!
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Ta-da!
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Ha ha ha!
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Mom!
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Mom, money,
ice cream--now!
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Mmm? What?
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Mom, give me some money
for the ice cream truck! Hurry!
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Oh, let's see.
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[Humming]
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[Ice cream truck bell jingles]
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Hmm.
Here's a nickel.
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And here's
another nickel.
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Oh!
Here's a quarter.
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No. Wait.
It's only a nickel.
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Come on, mom!
Move it!
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Dexter!
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Sorry!
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[Slurping]
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How come I always--
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[drip drip]
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Mmm!
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[Slurp]
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Huh?
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Hey, I've got drips
coming out of my popsicle.
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Ahh...
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[Cash register rings]
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Hey, there's a quarter!
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It's a--
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mmm...
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Yee-ha!
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Woo woo woo!
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I do not think money
is going to be a problem today.
267
00:16:59,483 --> 00:17:01,303
Huh?
268
00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:04,330
Give me
a chocolate kronksicle.
269
00:17:04,366 --> 00:17:07,476
I have to make it
to the ice cream.
270
00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:12,083
Wait!
271
00:17:13,483 --> 00:17:15,223
Wait!
272
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:19,070
Aw, drat!
273
00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:29,030
[Clang]
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00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,330
Presto!
275
00:17:33,283 --> 00:17:38,173
Yoo-hoo!
Mr. Ice cream man!
276
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,330
Yoo-hoo!
277
00:17:41,366 --> 00:17:42,476
Yes. Hello.
278
00:17:43,016 --> 00:17:46,396
And now that I finally have
your undivided attention--
279
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,123
hey! Hey!
280
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,380
Well, sooner
or later--what?
281
00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:56,126
Ah, very clever.
282
00:17:59,116 --> 00:18:00,246
Here's your paper!
283
00:18:00,283 --> 00:18:02,073
Wah!
284
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:07,350
I've got some good news,
and I've got some bad news, Mr. Ice cream man.
285
00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:08,383
Aha!
286
00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:12,196
Good news is,
today I get the ice cream.
287
00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:13,303
The bad news is...
288
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,433
Father:
Hey, the ice cream man!
289
00:18:15,466 --> 00:18:16,346
What the...
290
00:18:16,383 --> 00:18:19,003
Wait! I've got
some money!
291
00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:21,023
Dad, no!
292
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:23,070
Father: Whoa!
293
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,480
Father: Hmm. Never seen
this place before.
294
00:18:26,016 --> 00:18:28,076
Is this a converted den?
Strange.
295
00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:31,096
No more mister nice guy.
296
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,070
Halt!
297
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,220
That is what I thought!
298
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:42,350
Bang!
299
00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,450
Argh!
300
00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:58,430
Man: That you, Dexter?
301
00:18:58,466 --> 00:19:01,126
Um, you mind letting me
drive my truck?
302
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:04,126
Ah ha ha! Whoops!
Sorry, mailman Mel.
303
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,476
I thought this was
the ice cream truck.
304
00:19:07,016 --> 00:19:10,046
Well, what do you know.
It's not.
305
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,303
Look! There it is.
306
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,023
Get alongside him.
307
00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:15,100
You're kidding, right?
308
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,073
[Tires squeal]
309
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:26,280
Oh, no!
310
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,426
Whoa!
311
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:36,380
Why won't you
stop for me?
312
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,350
[Tires squeal]
313
00:19:38,383 --> 00:19:41,103
You are wanting
to know why?
314
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:43,373
You mean you
do not remember?
315
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,070
Remember what?
316
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:49,070
April 19,
one year ago.
317
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:53,080
It is first day on job.
318
00:19:53,116 --> 00:19:55,176
Everything is going great...
319
00:19:55,216 --> 00:19:56,426
Until you come.
320
00:19:56,466 --> 00:19:59,146
You wanted
most expensive ice cream.
321
00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:02,133
I make suggestion
of cheaper ice cream.
322
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,346
But no.
You want expensive one.
323
00:20:04,383 --> 00:20:08,003
And after
I am giving you ice cream,
324
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,183
you pay with pennies.
325
00:20:09,216 --> 00:20:14,226
Do you know how long
it took me to count those pennies?
326
00:20:14,266 --> 00:20:17,176
Um, at an average
human rate,
327
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:21,996
I'd estimate about
5 hours and 33 minutes.
328
00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:23,133
Precisely.
329
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:25,116
And when the counting
was done,
330
00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:27,320
it is time to put
pennies in safe,
331
00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:30,430
when I am noticing
my shoelace is untied.
332
00:20:30,466 --> 00:20:32,316
Now, I couldn't very well
stop to tie my shoes
333
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,320
since somebody had given me
heavy jar of pennies to hold
334
00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:39,120
and the ice cream man rules say
to keep any amount of money over a dollar in the safe.
335
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:43,370
So I trip, and I break my tooth.
The pain, it is so bad.
336
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,430
My girlfriend left me.
I lose apartment. I lose car.
337
00:20:46,466 --> 00:20:49,116
I'm forced to live under freeway
with wild animals.
338
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:52,270
I can't even
eat ice cream because of the pain,
339
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:56,230
all because of
your stupid pennies!
340
00:20:56,266 --> 00:20:59,026
Argh!
341
00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:01,266
[Gasping]
342
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:05,446
Ah heh heh.
343
00:21:05,483 --> 00:21:10,233
You know, I still have
all of my baby teeth.
344
00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:12,466
Um, I'm sorry.
345
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,380
I'm really, really,
really, really sorry.
346
00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:19,016
Forget about it, kid.
347
00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:24,000
Well, in that case...
Can I order my ice cream now?
348
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,033
Sure.
349
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:27,326
I'll just have
a chocopop, please.
350
00:21:27,366 --> 00:21:30,226
At last. Ice cream treat!
351
00:21:30,266 --> 00:21:31,326
$1.50, please.
352
00:21:31,366 --> 00:21:33,076
You got change
for a hundred?
353
00:21:33,116 --> 00:21:35,026
Aah!
354
00:21:35,066 --> 00:21:36,296
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00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:39,283
captioning performed by
the national captioning institute, inc.
356
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:42,396
Enter into your own peril,
357
00:21:42,433 --> 00:21:44,003
past the vaulted door,
358
00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:46,123
where impossible
things may happen
359
00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:48,420
that the world's
never seen before.
360
00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:51,120
♪ In Dexter's laboratory
361
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:54,430
♪ lives the smartest boy
362
00:21:54,466 --> 00:21:56,176
♪ you've ever seen
363
00:21:56,216 --> 00:21:59,296
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
364
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:02,023
♪ to smithereens
365
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:04,170
♪ there is gloom and doom
366
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,420
♪ while things go boom
367
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:09,030
♪ in Dexter's lab
368
00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:13,470
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