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[Engine revving]

Whoa, these country roads are something!

Hon, we made it to the campsite.

That's right, dear. We did.

Kids, we're going to set up camp.

That's right. We're going to set up camp.

Gee, I guess mom and dad love camping.

[Laughing]

[Dee Dee laughing]

Ok, time for quiet.

Camping is very much for your kind of people,

and your kind of people are stupid!

As for the smart kind of people like myself,

we do not need your fruity little forests.

We need to be surrounded by manly, high-tech laboratory equipment,

to invent and create!

What about Gregor mendel?

By studying tall and short pea plants in nature,

Gregor mendel discovered d.N.A.

I knew that! You did not have to remind me.

Hmm... But how did you know?

Anyway, mendel had a robot to go outside for him.

So you are just a silly little forest girl.

But please, have your little fun.

I am going home.

[Screaming]

[Thud]

Dexter?

I'm in a hole.

I don't think it's just a hole, Dexter.

Holy cow!

It's a really big footprint!

[Thoughts echoing] A really big footprint.

[Thinking] A big footprint times Dexter, boy genius,

plus the best high-tech photographic equipment,

equals the irrefutable photographic proof

of the legendary sasquatch.

The people will cheer!

On second thought, I will be staying.

Why don't you be a good girl and go play?

I have work to do.

Toodle-oo--

[crash]

Why is it taking so long?

I should have been famous a minute ago.

Hmm...I've got it!

I'll just use my inflatable lab

to catch that sasquatch.

For the genius on the go...

[Chirping]

[Ribbit]

[Ribbit]

[Sighs]

Know what, Mr. Frog?

Know what, Mr. Bird?

My feet hurt.

I'd better take off these gosh-forsaken boots.

[Sizzles]

[Sighs]

[Both laughing]

Ah! You must be a sasquatch.

I'll call you sassy.

Woof!

Finally!

At last, my greatest invention.

Now, to prove to the world

the existence of the legendary sasquatch.

This whole thing is just one big balloon.

[Hissing]

[Screaming]

Honey, what is it?

A giant bat.

What, here in the woods?

[Dexter screaming]

Come on, come on!

Sassy, what are your dreams?

Woof!

I think you're my best friend, sassy.

[Giggling]

[Laughing]

No more foul-ups.

Once again, I have created a world wonder,

with high-density tracking devices,

awesome defense mechanisms,

all-terrain maneuverability,

and, of course, a hi-fi stereo for personal enjoyment.

♪ In the mountains high

♪ in the mountains high

all this engineered into a perfect Land Rover,

cleverly disguised as a friendly forest bear.

[Roars mechanically]

You are mine, sasquatch.

It cannot be!

Here are 2 sets of tracks!

[Thinking] A mommy and a baby!

I'll sell the mommy to the zoo,

and I'll keep the baby as a pet.

[Laughing]

♪ La la la la la

[laughing]

[Crash]

I thought I said no more foul-ups.

Hey, bub! I said no more foul-ups.

Hmm...if the tracks stop at the tree,

it can only mean...

That they are up the tree!

The sasquatch!

Oh, my goodness! It's the baby!

Hi, Dexter!

Dee Dee, where is the baby?

Baby?

Yes, the baby sasquatch.

There is no baby sasquatch.

Well, then, whose prints are those with the large ones?

And I didn't guess this earlier?

So, how about coming down now?

Why?

Because I would like to take a picture of the sasquatch

for my scrapbook.

Liar!

Fine! Then I will burn the tree down.

I can't believe it.

Out of all the creatures in the forest!

Bear: I'm sorry.

Come with me, young man.

Dexter: Hey! Hey, wait! I am really a boy! A boy genius...

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

I am on a scientific quest! Leave me to my work.

Well, sassy, it's getting late.

I think it's time for me to go.

[Wailing]

Don't cry, sassy.

I love you, sassy.

Woof!

Gosh, Dee Dee. It's almost bedtime.

Where could your brother be?

[Laughing maniacally]

Dad, dad, dad!

Hey, everyone, Dexter's back.

Dad, dad!

Where have you been, champ?

Dad, dad! I have got irrefutable photographic proof!

Gee, son! Of what?

Of smokem the bear.

Gee, son. Everyone knows that smokem exists.

He does such a good job protecting the forest.

And remember, only you can prevent forest fires.

[Laughing]

Yeah.

[Nervous laughter]

[Giggling]

Dee Dee, stop!

Never ever run with scissors.

It is terribly dangerous.

You could trip and poke out an eye

or get stabbed in the neck

or worse.

So remember, kids, never run with scissors

or other sharp objects...

Unless you have proper scissors-handling equipment.

[Kiss]

Genius!

Well, of course I am a genius,

but this...

This is--

cheese!

Yes. Yes, it is.

Huh?

[Click]

Dee Dee, what are you doing?

Testing out my new camera.

Say cheese!

No!

Ah! Ooh!

Say cheese, Mr. Monkey.

Say cheese, Mr. Top secret machine.

Say cheese!

Say cheese!

Cheese!

Ooh, cheese.

Say...

Cheese!

Hey, you had your eyes closed.

Look, I do not have time for these shenanigans.

I am in the middle of a highly top secret experiment.

I cannot have you just waltzing about. Good day.

Sheesh, taking pictures of all of my top secret things.

What nerve! I...

Oop! Computer, locate Dee Dee and film!

Computer: Dee Dee has left with your mom

to have the film developed.

Aah!

If mom sees those pictures,

then my secret lab will be discovered.

Dee Dee, have mercy!

Dee Dee!

Rats.

Kitt car, emergency 150.

5, 4, 3,

2, 1.

[Speaking German]

Hi. Would you like to try our new quarex-2,000 finish?

Too late!

Ok, now. Thanks.

Come again.

I guess they'll have to.

Dexter: Uh... Excuse me.

Um, yes, uh... Mister...

Mat.

Yes, there has been a little mix-up,

and I'll need that film you just got.

Ooh...mmm... Can't do that. Sorry.

It's already gone to the lab.

What? But where is the lab?

Oh, wouldn't you like to know?

Look, little man,

if you're done here, I got urgent matters to attend to.

Oh, my good man,

please be so kind as to develop

these reconnaissance photos.

Really?

[Coughing]

Some people.

[Laughing]

Took the decoy.

Computer, begin tracking decoy Alpha one.

Computer: Target is retreating at 800 kilometers per second.

That's unbelievable.

Where did it go?

And it disappeared under that isle just off the coast.

Take her down.

[Laughing]

So, asleep on the job again?

You leave me only one choice.

No, no! Not the flash again!

Please, Mr. Red eye, I promise. Not again!

Your lack of focus in your duties

has failed me for the last time!

Back to work, all of you!

Dexter: Psst!

Psst!

Hi. If you won't volunteer your helmet,

I'll have to fight you kung fu style.

Hi-Yah!

[Speaking Chinese]

Cheese!

Oh, why thank you, dear.

I think I will take your hat.

Katka, phase one complete.

What are sensor readings?

Oh, Dexter, computer shows

processed photos vault on ninth floor.

Roger that.

They're not here!

Then where could they be?

[Door opens]

Who are you?

Um...cindy?

Oh. Oh, yes. Right, right, right.

I almost didn't recognize you.

Ah, a spy!

[Maniacal laughter]

You've been exposed!

Oops.

Huh? What?

Welcome to my studio.

It's time for your portrait, agent Dexter.

My personal camera emits a special photon beam,

which, on contact, will destabilize and reassemble your particles,

which leaves you...

Immortalized in a lovely 8 x 10 glossy.

[Laughing]

It's a...[Sniff]

Really lovely photo

which captures your very essence actually well.

Do you expect me to talk?

No, agent Dexter. I expect you to smile.

Sir, high commander parallax on line one.

Oh, thank you.

What is your bidding, master?

Have you disposed of the intruder?

I'm taking his portrait as we speak.

[Straining]

Excellent.

[Laughing]

[Horn honks]

Oh, hold on a sec, will you?

Do you have the photos?

Yes, my lord.

So that's where they are.

Apparently you did not know about my latest technology

to get the red out.

[Screaming]

Katka, meet me back at the photo shack.

I'm taking a shortcut.

Ha! I have you now, parallax.

Unhand those photos!

Too late, chump.

Your mom has them.

Ha ha ha!

You'll never get me!

Rats.

Look at this one,

and this one here.

Well, i-- how did this happen?

I just don't understand.

No!

Mom, I meant to tell you all along.

It--it just got out of hand, and I...

What are you talking about?

Dee Dee!

Say cheese!

Hi-Yah!

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enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪

♪ lives the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab

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