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Ahh, what a fine day for science!

I hate this part.

Ah, at last,

my latest, greatest work

for the day is completed.

Presenting...

The high-five machine!

Today was a fine day for science.

Ahh.

[Thud]

[Click]

[Ticking]

Ah, what...

A fine day for...

[Click]

Dexter, voice echoing: What a fine day for science.

What a fine day for science.

What a fine day for science.

What a fine day for science.

[Clock ticking]

Ah, what a fine day

for science.

Wait. That didn't sound quite right.

Let me try it again.

Ah, what a fine day for science!

Hmm. Something's still wrong,

but what?

Oh, no. Could it mean that--

whoa!

Oh! Aah! Aah!

Today is not a fine day for science.

[Splash]

[Ding-dong]

Yes? Dexter!

[Birds chirping]

Where are your glasses?

Not now, mom. I am having a bad day.

Well, sounds like someone

woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

That's it! The wrong side of the bed!

Thanks, mom.

Ah, what a fine day for science.

No.

Ah, what a fine day for science.

No!

Ah, what a fine day for science.

No!

Ah, what a fine-- ah, forget it!

Today is just one of those days

when everything that can go wrong--

whoa!

Oh, hey, son, how's it going?

Not so good.

Oh, well, you know what they say,

keep a stiff upper lip. So long, son.

That's it, a stiff upper lip!

[Beeping]

Computer: Access denied.

[Beeping]

Access denied.

[Beeping]

Access denied.

[Beeping]

Access denied.

Hello. It's me--

Dee Dee!

And how has your day been,

my littlest and only bro?

[Muffled] My day?!

I'll tell you how my day has been.

Awful, terrible, horrible.

It's been the worst day ever.

I've been banged up, smashed up,

crashed up! It's ridiculous!

Uh, Dexter,

you've got something on your face.

I know I have. It's keeping my upper lip stiff.

Dad said to keep it stiff, so i'm keeping it stiff!

It didn't work, did it?

No.

It's ok, Dexter.

Your problem isn't scientifical,

it's astrological.

Astrological?

Yes. You see, Dexter, everyone has a star sign.

Yours is capricorn,

and mine is cancer,

and every sign has a ruling planet.

Yours is saturn.

Normally, you receive powerful rays from saturn's energy,

which helps you be good at science and stuff.

But today is the celestial lunation.

What's that?

It's where the moon passes in front of saturn,

blocking its powerful rays.

Hey, I need those rays, mister moon!

That's right. But you can't stop it, Dexter.

It's in the stars!

Stars, shmars.

I am Dexter!

And if any dumb old moon

thinks he can stand in the way of me and science,

he has got another thing coming.

Computer: Access denied.

[Groans]

Access approved.

Welcome to the lab.

You're welcome, Dexter!

Computer, engage quad-booster rockets, trajectory--the moon.

Computer: Rocket engaged.

Countdown: 5, 4,

3, 2...

1.

Dexter's mother: Dexter, keep it down!

Computer: Dexter, proceed with phase 2?

You go, girl.

Target sighted and locked.

Direct hit.

Yes!

Ok, Dex, you have been lucky so far,

but you are not out of the woods yet.

Here goes.

It's working. I can already feel saturn's rays

returning my good fortune.

[Kiss]

I guess today wasn't such a bad day for science after all.

[Sirens]

Oh, no!

What a misfortune!

It is still not a fine day for science.

Oh.

My--my lab.

Hey, Dexter, mom said to keep it down.

[Gasps]

Mom, Dexter's mooning me!

[Adventure program playing]

[Tires screech]

Dexter's father: Oh, Dexter.

Yes?

Mom and I think

you don't get enough outdoor exercise, so...

We bought you a bike!

Thank you, mom and dad,

but I don't play outside.

Dexter: But what about air pollution and the hole in the ozone

and all of the dangerous traffic and sudden weather changes?

Now, Dexter, just hop on

and you can go play with your sister.

Dee Dee: It's fun to play outside.

I am a scientist. My place is in the lab.

You're just scared.

I am not scared!

Dee Dee: Ooh, is it broken?

Uh, yes. Beyond repair, I am afraid.

Admit it, you just can't ride.

Can too.

Can not. Can too!

Can not. Can too!

Prove it!

Can't catch me.

Who-oa! Ooh!

[Thud thud]

Dee Dee: Can't catch me!

Yes, I can.

[Laughing sinisterly]

Perfect.

Dee Dee: Whee!

Can't catch me.

[Car horn honks]

[Crash]

[Inhales deeply]

Dee Dee: Can't catch me.

[Horn honking]

[Chirping]

Dexter: Hmm.

Where did she get to?

Can't catch me.

Laugh while you can.

With my new rocket booster system,

soon, I will be king of the road!

Who-oa!

Man: Pass the cookies.

[Crashing]

Aah!

[Crash]

[Laughing sinisterly]

Dexter: Aha! A signal.

With my new Dee Dee tracking system,

there will be no place to hide.

[Beeping]

[Tires screech]

Huh? The signal is right on target,

but that means--

Dee Dee: Oh, Dexter.

Were you looking for me?

[Imitates road runner] Beep beep.

Whee!

Can't catch me.

[Jets accelerating]

Dexter: Yee-ha!

Cool! Can't catch me.

[Engine sputtering]

[Squeaking]

Now I have got you.

You're not wearing any underpants.

Ha ha ha!

[Thud]

Dexter! Now, Dexter,

if you want to play on your bike,

you must wear your helmet.

[Footsteps]

Dexter, what's that?

Where?

Very funny.

I'm sorry.

Dexter, what's that?

Where?

Will you cut it out?

Ok.

Dexter, what's that?!

Oh, no. I'm not falling for that again.

Dee Dee: I'm going to go try on my new swimsuit.

Dexter's mother: Ok, sweetheart.

[Dee Dee groaning]

Dee Dee: Whee!

I'm a mermaid.

Get off of me.

Seen it.

Ooh, whatcha doing, Dexter?

Well...

I'm about to embark on an expedition

to communicate with the whales using music.

Can I help?

You and just what do you know

about communicating with other life forms, hmm?

Now, why don't you just go play with your fishy friends?

Fine! I will!

[Speaking mermaid language]

[All speaking]

What? Bah, that is not science!

Nowthis,

this is science.

Computer, activate!

Kind of small, but I like it.

Dexter: Let's find some whales.

Dexter's father: Hey, kids, ready for your fishing lesson?

Now, where did those kids go?

Oh, well, let's see what's biting today.

Ah, the quiet of the deep sea.

Hi, Dexter!

Dee Dee, what are you doing here?

Playing with my new friend.

Isn't he sweet?

A white whale?

I'll get a microphone!

Not so fast, mister so cool submarine.

He's my friend, not yours,

so butt out!

[Rumbling]

See you later, squirt.

Fine. I will find myo

Ar, ar, ar.

Ar, ar.

Ar, ar. The white whale

I been searching all my life for.

Captain ahab, there she blows!

Whale?

Captain ahab: Full speed ahead. Ar, faster!

Ar, I got you. Ar!

Dee Dee: Stop!

Ahab: Avast!

Why don't you creeps leave that whale alone?

Whales are...

A pink mermaid

I been searching all my life for.

Captain, what about the white whale?

I'll get the whale, ar.

...and besides, harpoons are dangerous,

so why don't you pick on someone your own size?

All: Ar!

Um.

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Microphone, activate.

[Crack]

[High-pitched] All: ♪ ah, ooh

[deeper] ♪ ah, ooh

♪ oh, give me a home ♪

♪ where the porpoises roam ♪

♪ where the swordfish

♪ and Halibut play

♪ they all play ♪

Oh, wonderful.

[High-pitched call]

Computer: Translation: Dee Dee is in trouble. Come quickly.

Ah, computer, locate my sister.

Location found.

Dee Dee: Help! Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Nobody uses my sister for a hood ornament.

Engage battle mode.

[Siren]

Hey! That's gross.

Ar, nice and clean there, Sammy.

I'm entering us in the boat show this year.

No!

Ar, the great, big crab-like thing...

I been searching all my life for.

Excuse me?

Captain, no, you haven't.

Harpoon it anyway!

Ar, get that great, big...

Uh, crab-like thing! Ar!

Yeah! Let's eat it for dinner.

Yay, Dexter!

Dexter, look out!

Ar, I'll give you a taste of me wet Willie.

Wet Willie?!

Wet Willie?

Go get 'em, Willie. And, uh, ar!

[Growling]

[Gasps]

[Speaking mermaid language]

[Gurgling]

Guns, ar!

Armaments.

Hi, honey.

Whatcha been up to?

Well, first I found some whales,

but then the pirates captured Dee Dee,

so then battle mode!

[Imitates guns]

I will save you, Dee Dee!

Take that, mister pirate.

[Imitates guns]

And then the whales and the dolphins and everything

and then boom!

Oh, that's nice, honey. Now, whereis

she belongs

to the sea now, mother.

Oh, Dexter!

That's not very nice to say about your sister.

Oh, look, your dad's caught a whopper.

[Cameras clicking]

I'm a mermaid!

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enter at your own peril

past the vaulted door

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom

♪ and doom

♪ while things

♪ go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab

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