Original subtitles

Dee Dee: Look at him swim!

Dexter: He's fast.

Let's make him do tricks.

Loop-the-loop.

Roll over!

Play dead.

Drive a car.

Work magic.

Do my homework!

Take out the trash!

Iron my clothes.

Clean my lab.

Dress my Dolly.

Calculate these equations.

Mom: Kids!

It's almost bedtime!

Look, mom,

we can make fishy do tricks!

Look, he's doing one now!

Playing dead.

Ok, fishy, now roll over.

[Taps

What can we say about our beloved fishy?

Not much.

We only had him for one day.

Silence, woman!

Oh, yeah? Well, you just listen to me.

Shut up! No, you shut up!

You shut up!

He was my fishy, too!

You shut up!

Dad: Kids!

Is this how you want fishy to remember you,

bickering like ninnies?

Both: No.

Fishy is your responsibility, kids.

It's your job to send him on his way

to the sewer beyond.

That's where all small, less significant pets go

when they, uh...

Dee Dee: Run out of batteries?

That's a nice way to put it, Dee Dee.

Dexter: What happens in the sewer beyond?

They can do whatever they want.

All day.

I'm sorry, kids.

It was just fishy's time to go.

[Weeping]

Oh, I can't... Face myself. No...

Don't worry, kids.

We'll get you a new goldfish in the morning.

Kids: But, mom.

Yes?

What do we do with fishy?

Well, that's simple, kids.

Flush him!

This is very unprofessional.

Yucky!

Not to mention the hygienic implications.

Oh, well, dad said.

Dexter, we can't put fishy in...There.

But we're supposed to.

Dexter, don't.

Hey, give it back!

No way, Jose.

I'm going to put fishy up here, where you can't reach him.

Dexter: No fair.

Time for beddy-bye.

We'll give fishy a decent burial in the garden tomorrow.

[Thinking] Dexter, get a grip on yourself.

Lightning is not scary.

It is simply the phenomenon

caused by a surplus of electrons being attracted downward

by earth's protons.

It is no more than a big, wet demonstration of static cling.

Phew!

Good night, Einstein.

Good night, major glory.

Good night, ghost of dead fishy.

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

[Crash]

Dee Dee, did you also see the slimy, disgusting spook fish

that just nearly killed me?

No.

I just like to run around and scream real loud!

[Sarcastically] What's the matter, Dexter?

Are you scared of a little bitty fishy?

Ooh! I'm really scared!

Ooh! It must be one of those man-eating goldfish!

Uh, uh, uh, uh...

Dexter is a fraidy-cat!

Dexter is a--

I've been kissed by a dead fish!

See, I told you.

You know what this means, don't you?

No...

That's right.

Suit up!

Who ya gonna call?

All right, who wants a taste?

Hi, Dexter!

Dexter, it's me--Dee Dee.

What are you doing in that spook get-up?

I was gonna scare the ghost.

That's dumb!

It is not.

We're never going to catch him.

Wait! I've got it!

Follow me!

Dexter?

Eureka!

Dexter: Dee Dee, now!

I got him!

Phew!

Good job, Dee Dee!

Now we can rest in peace.

Dee Dee?

Mmmmm!

Always brush your teeth after a meal.

Whatever, sister.

This genius is going to bed.

Dee Dee with ghostly voice: Dexter...Dexter!

Where are you?

Help me! Help me!

Dee Dee, are you playing tricks?

Hiding in the closet, trying to scare me?

Dexter!

The toilet! The toilet!

Dee Dee!

No!

Dee Dee, come back!

Dee Dee, I order you to come out of this toilet!

Dexter, help me!

I'm trapped in the sewer beyond!

No, you're not! I just saw you go down the toilet.

Listen to me.

There's lots of bad fishies and stuff here, and they won't let me go!

They won't rest until fishy is on the other side.

You've got to flush fishy, Dexter!

Dexter: Can't...Reach.

It's no use. My arms, they are too short.

Come on, genius boy, figure it out!

Dee Dee, flush the fish! Now!

Phew! I'm sure glad that's over.

Huh?

Look out!

Egad!

Help me!

Dexter, it's pulling me back,

and they're angry, Dexter, real angry!

Why? We flushed the stupid fish!

Its soul, Dexter. It's still in the trap.

Do something!

Dah!

Help!

How many times have I told you...

Early morning is daddy's special bathroom privacy time?

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Oinkee! Oink! Oink! Oink!

Piggies!

Oink! Oink! Oink!

Mmmmmm!

Oinkee! Oinkee!

Oinkee! Oinkee!

Mmmmmm!

[Splash]

Ha! Ha!

You're pretty dirty, sis.

Oh, Dexter,

I'm even prettier when I'm clean.

Gentlemen, I have got big, big money.

Why don't you throw down a couple dozen of those hot diskettes?

Oh, no, no, sir.

Due to these competitive times...

We can only issue one per person.

I deserve that grand prize, misters.

So I must have that golden diskette!

Well, what...

About them...

Mr. Deserver?

Man: Hey, Lucy,

hurry up and move your heinie!

Ok, ok, ok!

I'll just buy one, please!

Good...

Choice...

Sir.

Here...

You go...

Sir.

Dee Dee!

Dexter!

What's with all the people?

Are you from this planet, creature?

This is just professor hawk's history-making contest of contests,

you crazy thing!

Professor hawk? Who's that?

♪ Who is professor hawk?

♪ That's right

♪ who is professor hawk? ♪

♪ Who is professor hawk? ♪

♪ You ask us

♪ who is professor hawk? ♪

♪ We'll tell you

♪ some say he's a madman ♪

♪ some say he's a kooky bird ♪

♪ but we know he's the man ♪

♪ he's a genius

♪ shooba-Dee-dooba-Dee-doo

♪ way back at the turn of the century ♪

♪ a boy was born at a quarter to 3:00 ♪

♪ at the age of 5, he made history ♪

♪ by receiving a college degree ♪

♪ and that's professor hawk ♪

♪ shooba-Dee-dooba-Dee-doo

♪ that's professor hawk

♪ in nineteen hundred and sixty eight ♪

♪ hawk invented something really great ♪

♪ he brought to the world a super computer ♪

♪ and now we each have one to plan our future ♪

♪ and that's professor hawk ♪

♪ shooba-Dee-dooba-Dee-doo

♪ that's professor hawk

♪ in town, he's got a super-secret factory ♪

♪ no one goes in or out or even to the eatery ♪

♪ those who find a golden diskette, hawk will see ♪

♪ that they are truly, truly happy ♪

♪ so if you haven't bought one yet ♪

♪ you better hurry!

♪ 'Cause everyone is lookin' for that golden, yeah! ♪

♪ Golden diskette

I'll buy one!

That'll...

Be... 11.95.

Hey!

Thank you.

No, thank you.

Why did you take my money?

You're so small and weak, I could!

Doh!

Believe it or not, I do not have time for you.

I must obtain my golden diskette

and receive that mystery grand prize.

This must be some sort of mistake.

Excuse me, but there was supposed to be

a golden diskette in my package.

Dee Dee: Hey, look! My computer thingy is gold!

[Stammering]

Dee Dee: Bye, Dexter!

Crowd, chanting: You won the golden diskette!

How can she?

How can she always take my dreams away from me?

Sorry, Dexter, no more milk.

Oh, well. Hey, mom.

Yes, dear?

Are you still going to take me

to professor hawk's mystery grand prize giveaway today at noon,

where he'll give away a mystery grand prize?

It says here on this golden thingy that I should bring a guest.

Oh, I'm sorry, dear. I can't.

My hands are all wet.

I can go!

What about you, dad?

Aw, sorry, honey. I can't because my feet are all wet.

I can go!

I wonder who could go with me?

I can go!

Dexter, do you know whose hands and feet

aren't wet today?

Yes, Dee Dee, I do!

Both of my hands

and both of my feet are dry!

So I may accompany you to professor hawk's grand prize giveaway at noon!

Ok, let's do it!

Then off I go to get fancy!

Hurry, Dee Dee, or we could be late!

Hawk mountain ho!

And welcome to one of the biggest days in hawk history.

Hello, I'm Kurt castebaum,

and behind me stand the lucky professor hawk

golden diskette recipients.

Wow!

On my left is the impressive hawk mountain.

Within these walls, professor hawk has produced globally recognized technology,

and for the past 30 years, the confines of this structure have been kept a secret.

But at 12:00 noon today,

the world will watch professor hawk introduce his secrets

to the 6 lucky golden diskette recipients,

and at the end of the day, one lucky child will win the mystery grand prize!

[Clock strikes noon]

[Rushing gas]

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

Don't be silly,

it's just a man's head on a robot body.

Mechanical voice: Greetings and congratulations.

Eew!

Winners chant: Body and mind of hawk!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Please present your golden diskette.

Ta-da!

Thank you!

Congratulations, golden diskette recipients and guests.

Will you please accompany me into the factory?

Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip- yip-yip-yippeeee!

Wow! What a fantastical event!

Boom.

A universe has just been created,

leaving endless possibilities of life, thought, and

Galaxies, solar systems, planets, and moons

expand through time forever without us and forever within us,

searching for answers that may not exist.

Boys: Absolutely fascinating.

Yes.

Boring!

Hmm. That does not impress you?

Then how about this?

♪ Your brain is a creative computer ♪

♪ oh, the answers to life are for you to find ♪

♪ use your brain as a creative computer ♪

♪ and you will see the light

♪ mother nature and father time both rule the world together ♪

♪ but if you take just a little time, prove them wrong and throw them out the window ♪

♪ you...are...the one

♪ to make it happen

♪ you...are...the one

♪ to make our dreams come true ♪

♪ Your brain is a creative computer ♪

♪ it's the nucleus of every man-made invention of today ♪

♪ if you use it

♪ and don't abuse it

♪ the universe is yours

♪ if you want, you can take control ♪

♪ change the brains of little animals or change the world ♪

♪ by turning pewter into gold

oh. No.

Aaaaaaah!

Dee Dee: Howdy, boys.

Professor hawk: Run away fast.

Oh, darn it.

Professor hawk, what will we do?

We go down with the best of them, kid.

Oh, no, we don't, cowpoke,

just listen and follow what I say, and I'll get you through.

[Square dance music]

♪ Grab a partner, don't pick a fight ♪

♪ jump to the left and slam to the right ♪

♪ yee-haw!

♪ Look straight up, look straight down ♪

♪ slide to the rear and hope we don't drown ♪

♪ swing your partner, do-si-do ♪

♪ pull on the throttle, and here we go! ♪

What's wrong with you people?

Little girl, have you seen my lab?

Huh?

What lab?

Grrr...

[Crash]

Aaaaaaaah!

Ooooooooh!

[Insane laughter]

[Screaming]

Boys: You crazy girl,

look what you've done.

[Normal voice] Not to worry, boys!

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Boys mumbling]

Boys: What's happening here, professor?

Oh, now, boys, hold on. It's very simple.

You see, for the past several years,

I focused on brain power, leaving my body to wither.

But this young Princess reminded me how important my body was

with her innocence and naivete.

Boys: Princess?

But what about the mystery grand prize?

Mm-hmm. You're right.

I've got it!

Let's have a dance contest.

Whoever wins, wins the factory.

Oom-pahs!

[Oom-pah music playing]

Thank you.

The envelope, please.

And the winner is...

[Gasps]

I just cannot believe the results.

I am pleased to announce... That I am the winner.

Thank for playing, kids. Bye-bye.

Dee Dee, I am confused.

Good!

♪ Shooba-Dee-dooba-Dee-doo, that's professor hawk ♪

Past the vaulted door

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪

♪ lives the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab

captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

Public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute

Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0