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♪ Take your body down

♪ take your body down

♪ on the groo-oove train

welcome aboard the dance express,

where we'll travel to the 4 corners

of the boogieland transatlantic.

And now let's visit our first stop,

the spotlight dance.

Choo choo.

Choo choo.

[Dance music playing]

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That's old.

Seen it.

Lame.

Man: Hey, man. Look, it's...

Big daddy fat?

Yo, check this out.

Wow. Dig that new groove.

[Screams]

[Rattling]

[Ding]

[Joints creaking]

Phew. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Dexter, I've got a new dance I want to show you!

[Thud]

Can't you see I am busy with an important experiment?

I do not have time to look at your silly, stupid dance.

But, Dexter--

well, that's that.

Dexter, look! No!

No! Look!

Look! No!

No! Look!

Look! No!

Look!

No!

[Crackling]

Dexter, are you ready to watch my dance yet?

I told you I am too busy

to watch your dumb girl dance!

Then I have no choice but to keep dancing till you watch!

ThenI

giant freeze ray Cannon

should freeze Dee Dee

and that stupid dance.

Hmm. It looks like we have spotted

our annoying dancing target already.

[Dance music playing]

[Evil laughter]

Dexter, look!

Dexter, look!

Dexter, look!

Look, Dexter!

Look, Dexter!

Dexter, look!

Dexter, look!

Aah!

Now I can get back to work.

[Loud knocking]

What?! There is no life

at 30,000 feet below sea level.

Let me have a look.

Hmm.

Dee Dee: Look, Dexter!

[Dance music playing slowly]

[Satellites beeping]

[Spacesuit beeping]

Finally.

What the--

[gasps]

[Dance music playing]

Watch my dance, Dexter!

Aah!

All right!

I'll watch your stupid dance!

You will?

Ok, you sit right here.

Comfy?

Here we go!

[Dance music playing]

So, what did you think?

Hey, that was pretty good.

Really?

Yeah.

Well, I'll be seeing you.

Okey-dokey.

Ok, now.

Final checks

on nuclear engine antimatter rays.

Testing lasers. All systems go!

Eek!

Ohh!

Aah!

My wonderful boots are maimed.

Oh, my poor shoesies.

You're out!

[Kiss]

Hi, Dexter! Whatcha doing?

Can you not see I am in mourning?

My boots are ruined.

Shoe problems-- I've got just the thing!

Ta-da!

"Gnowing gnomes"?

Lookie here. "Shoe gnomes are a special variety

"of gnomes who specialize in the manufacturing

and repair of shoes."

Hmm, sounds iffy.

I don't think I want to risk it.

Fine! You can just go barefoot

for the rest of your life!

Dee Dee, don't leave me!

Pretty please! Pretty please!

All right. Quit your groveling. I'll help.

Ok, here we are. "In order to summon shoe gnomes,

it is necessary to arrange the following."

...and the final touch.

Ooh, cookies. Don't mind if I do.

Dexter!

These aren't for you! They're treats for the gnomes.

Stupid me.

Now we can go to bed.

[Rooster crows]

Shoes!

[Skating music playing]

Hold it, kid!

All right. Coming through!

Hey, kid, you know the rules-- no lookie-loos.

You either stay with the tour group or get lost.

Ain't no amusement park in here, buster.

And, as you can see, with our new state-of-the-art facilities...

A little lower, come on.

Center it. Put it over here. Perfect. Beautiful.

Gnome. Buy at 10% down.

Bring that tongue in nice and slow.

Uh-huh. That's it.

Excuse me, sir, but--

you again?

I thought I told you to get lost!

That's it!

You listen to me, buster!

All this stuff belongs to me, me, me!

Got that?

Now get out!

Fine. I mean, it's not like we didn't fix your shoes,

but go ahead, throw us out on the street like everybody else does--

"thanks for fixing the shoes. Now, get out!"

I just thought you'd be different.

Well, maybe we could work things out.

Uh, can I borrow that there screwdriver?

Uh, sure.

Do you mind?

Some people are trying to work in here.

[Computer beeping]

Hey, Dex, could I use your--

shoo, shoe gnome.

Thanks, Mac.

Don't mention it.

Dee Dee, help!

They're everywhere.

They're sucking the life from my veins!

Please, I need your wise counsel.

Dee Dee: Look at all the shoes!

I'm going to try them all on!

[Sniffing]

Hey, what the--

you guys are starting to creep me out!

[Munching]

Disgusting!

Vile!

You gnomes are nothing but brute, hateful creatures.

Gnome: Wow!

Hot stuff!

Drool, drool.

These feet were made for walking.

Great toes.

Who, Dee Dee?

She's ok.

Come on, guy, have you no sympathy?

We fixed your shoes!

Dexter, we need those feet!

We'll do anything to have those feet!

Will you leave my lab forever?

Except that.

[Growling]

Take it easy, kid.

You're foaming at the mouth.

Aah!

Fix the boots or not,

I have had it with you guys!

Dee Dee: There you are!

I think I found a way

to make those creepy gnomes go away.

Now all we need is one of your ingenious ideas

to pull it all together.

[Gnomes murmuring]

I hear this show's got saucy bits.

[Drum roll]

All: Yay!

All: Boo!

[Drum roll]

All: Yay!

All: Boo!

[Drum roll]

Gnomes: Yay!

Boo!

All: Boo!

Yay!

[Gasp]

Make a run for it!

Our goose is cooked.

It's out of shoes!

So what?

[Gnomes screaming]

I want my mommy!

Dexter, do something!

I am.

Fly true, loyal shoe.

What a world.

Nice work, Dexter.

Don't thank me, Dee Dee. Thank my shoe!

Huh?

Oh, no.

My precious shoe is ruined!

My shoe!

I, the evil math magician, shall capture all the children

and force them to do homework forever.

Announcer: Just then...

Major glory!

You asked for it!

Uh, uh, uh. No violence in schools.

Hmm, you're right, but there is one way to stop you!

No! Not justice fruit pies, a delicious treat

you'd have to be crazy to hate! Ooh, I give up.

Thanks to major glory.

[Muffled] Don't thank me. Thank fustice fruit fies.

What?

I said, don't fankum-- oh!

[Laughing]

Yes. Yes! At last, my greatest work...

Completed!

These 2 super-duper hopped up hydrocrafts are just the thing

for my scientific needs,

one for touring and maintenance,

and one to replace the original...

That Dee Dee will inevitably break.

Now is when we separate the boys...

From the men!

Safety first!

[Takes deep breath]

Power up.

All that is left now

is to go there.

Aah!

She's too fast!

What a flight!

Must regain control!

No!

Huh?

What is this place?

Tell you what, though, some crash!

Ooh-hoo. Computer give me

a complete readout on my exact location.

Computer?

Computer!

[Nervous laughter]

Ok, Dexter, you traveled so far so fast,

you put yourself out of range of communication.

Just relax. It's no biggie.

Aah!

Help, someone!

I am so lost I cannot be found.

I am up a paddle with no creek.

Dee Dee, lisping: Dexter, hey, I'll give you 20 bucks

for a bowl of my most favorite bowl of fruity tooty cereal.

Dexter? Dexter?

Ooh!

[Imitates accelerating engine]

[Imitates screeching brakes]

Look out! We're going to crash!

Button, button,

who's got the button?

A failure must be noted.

I must be in the old part of the lab.

Perhaps I can find something useful

in this pile of garbage.

Wait a second. I remember you,

but I haven't seen you since--

[squeaking]

At last,

my greatest work is completed!

Cute.

Now to be found.

[Mechanical voice] Halt!

Who--who are you?

We are your early creations.

You invented us one...

By one.

We were all your greatest work...

Machines: But you abandoned us,

and now you shall pay for your neglect.

Uh, but, uh, you see, uh,

it wasn't my fault, i--

look, it's r2d2!

Machines: Where?

Alert. He's escaping.

R2d2 is not here.

Whoa! Woo!

Whoa!

Ooh!

What's this?

I remember this.

[Ringing loudly]

Waah!

I got to show this to Dexter.

He'll laugh!

[Whispering] Perhaps I have lost them.

[Groans]

Converge! Converge! Converge!

Weaponry!

Filthy ancient technology, stop that!

Simply put, I'm doomed.

Help!

Whee!

Dee Dee?

Dexter, look what I found!

Dee Dee, you found me!

I also found this--

your first invention, remember?

Who cares about that stupid invention?

You can take me out of here.

Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.

Dexter, I'm surprised at you.

Look what's happening to you now

because of your neglect.

By the time you finish one invention,

you're preoccupied with your next.

You don't care about any of them.

You're right, Dee Dee.

I've never given enough attention

to all of these creatures.

I'm so sorry. If I only knew...

[Sobs]

My sweet darling,

how I remember you well,

how I used to push your button...

[Ringing]

[Machines malfunctioning]

[Crash]

Hey, they've all been deactivated.

I'm saved. Let us get out of here.

Now that that's over with,

I can start work on my newest creation,

an advanced version of the hovercraft.

Then I will be able to--

Dexter!

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enter at your own peril

past the vaulted door

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab

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