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[Click, click, click...]

[Electricity buzzing]

Honey, that was delicious!

What's for dessert?

Yay, dessert!

Something special for my little family--

upside-down cake!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

One for my big man...

One for my little Princess...

And one for my little man.

Mom, look! Dexter didn't eat his veggies!

Good heavens. Well, we can't have that.

Finish your dinner, Dexter.

But--but-- but--but--

now, Dexter, you listen to your mom.

If you want some of this great dessert, eat your veggies.

Ugh! Eww!

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

Patooie! Patooie!

Oh, mother, I submit

that if I did indeed consume all of my vegetables,

I would not have room for your delicious dessert.

Now, now, Dexter,

if you don't eat your veggies, you can't have any cake.

How can you have cake if you don't eat your veggies?

I concede to your infinite wisdom.

Please excuse me.

Dexter: According to the taste-bud sensor,

there is a decrease in my vegetable area.

In order to change this situation,

I must alter my atomic DNA structure.

This requires drastic measures.

My dessert future is at stake.

I have decided to deploy

a reasonable amount of gamma radiation--

just enough to get the taste buds level.

Computer: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Hmm. Interesting.

I don't feel different.

But the scanner reads that the vegetarian levels

are high.

Hmm. "Danger."

That's an odd reading, but I feel great!

[Yawn]

Boy, that gamma radiation can take it out of you.

[Rumbling]

Odd. I have a strange urge

for a lettuce, broccoli, and cucumber sandwich.

I shall reward my new vegetarian passions with a midnight snack.

There are no vegetables. Perhaps the pantry.

Nothing!

There are no vegetables in the house!

[Rumbling louder]

Must...find...

Vegetables!

Ohh!

[Growling]

Huh?

[Panting]

Aarrgghh!

[Belches]

[Snoring]

Dexter? Just what do you think you're doing?

You've missed breakfast,

and you're still not dressed for school.

You'll be late for the bus.

Whoops-a-doodle. Speaking of late, I've got to run.

Bye, daddy!

So long, pumpkin!

Woman: As nutrition awareness week begins,

we will have several guest speakers.

Without further ado, let me introduce...

Mr. Dancing carrot.

Hiya, kids!

Hiya, Mr. Dancing carrot!

[Rumbling]

♪ Veggies are your pals

♪ veggies are your pals

♪ hi-ho a-derry-o, veggies are your pals ♪

Ok, kids. Sing along!

All: ♪ oh, veggies are your pals ♪

♪ veggies are your pals

♪ hi-ho a-derry--

oh!

Aah! Get him off me!

[Ring]

Ptoo! Lunch!

Oh, please, o kind lunch lady,

I must partake of vegetables.

I can't be doing that. You have to wait in line.

There are other kids before you,

and nobody cuts the line

in my lunchroom!

[Rumbling]

You are making me hungry.

You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.

Huh?

Aarrgghh!

[Belches]

You ok?

Please excuse me.

Well, everything seems normal.

It was just a matter of reversing

some gamma radiation.

Quite simple, really.

Dinner, everybody!

Any eating problems, Dexter?

There are no concerns.

What's for dinner?

Well, dear, I thought we'd try something different:

Liver and onions!

Ewww!

Liver and onions! My favorite.

[Rumbling]

Voice: Heh heh heh!

Aah!

Ohh...

Dee Dee: Dexter!

Dexter!

Dee Dee?

I heard a baby scream.

Baby?

Baby?!

I give up! All I was doing

was working diligently in my lab

when all of a sudden, the doors opened up all by themselves,

and a huge demonic light smacks my face, laughs--

heh heh heh!

Then I wake up to find...

You.

No, no, Dexter. It wasn't me.

It was koosy!

Who? My koosalagoopagoop.

Your foosamanaloopaninny?

The koosalagoopagoop.

We were playing hide-and-seek.

Oh, koosy!

Hide-and-seek?

Koosy! Koosy?

What, pray tell, is a koosalagoopagoop?

[Grunting]

Dexter, I would like you to meet koosy.

Oh, hello, Mr. Imaginary friend.

Koosy is not imaginary!

He's just invisible!

You are making things up,

and koosy does not exist in reality, so shush!

He's real, he's real, he's real, he's real,

he's real, he's real, he's real!

Dee Dee! I will now prove

through the classification of animals

that koosy does not exist.

You see? Your koosalagoopagoop

is nowhere in the animal kingdom,

and if I cannot see this creature

to examine it, it does not exist.

But you can't see air, and you know that exists.

I just can't believe it!

I can't disprove your stupid imaginary friend's existence.

Therefore, he must exist.

Ha ha ha!

K-K-Koosy?

Ha ha ha!

Dee Dee, my sweet.

Koosy!

Oh, koosy, you're so warm.

Yeah. I know.

[Ding dong ding dong]

Dee Dee, please make this towering buffoon

disappear out of my lab.

What buffoon?

I thought he didn't exist.

How about a nice big hug?

I do not think so.

Oh, but I'm so warm.

Precisely.

Well, if you won't disappear,

then leave.

But koosy can't leave.

Why?

He's too big to fit through the door.

Uh-huh. Yep. Yep.

Holy cow! I'm late for dance class!

You know, if you turn your lips inside out,

you can look like Jimmy Carter.

♪ A-chooba-chabba-cheeba ♪

♪ a-chooba-chabba-cheeba

♪ a-chooba-chabba-cheeba

♪ a-chooba-chabba-cheeba

how did you get so small?

I can change size--ha!--

whenever I want.

Oh, my goodness.

Cooking! I love cooking!

Actually, I am devising a new kind of fuel.

With just one drop, an automobile can travel

up to 14 days,

and it is pollutant-free.

For another day.

Right now, I will cook my world-famous pappywraps.

What's a pappywrap?

I'll show you. First you need a very large tortilla,

and you need a frying pan and a tub of meat.

A tub of meat, huh?

Uh-huh. Then you cook the meat for just a bit,

slap it on the tortilla,

wrap it, and finis! Voila! A pappywrap.

Aw, come on. Try it.

I'm scared.

Don't be silly.

Uh-uh. Coochie-coochie-coo.

Ha ha ha!

Unh!

Now, wasn't that delicious?

No! Because I just ate a tub of meat.

Now, come with me, you bad thing.

Now, maybe I can find a way to send you away.

[Humming]

[Koosy laughing]

What is it with you?!

Koosy: He looks like Jimmy Carter! Ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Grrr...out of the cage! Get out of the cage!

Now, open up!

Sorry.

Open up!

Uh, wh--uh, what are you going to do?

Dexter, muffled: I am going to find out what makes you tick

and unplug it!

Oh, ok.

Oh. Hey, that tickles!

Stop! Ha ha ha!

Whoo! Ha ha!

Oh, no! No, no, no!

Stop! Oh, stop!

Don't! Don't!

Oh, just stop it. That was simply just too much.

Dexter: Hey, I'm stuck!

Oh, all right. I'll get you out.

[Inhales deeply]

Aah! Aah!

I'm back!

Dee Dee, get your stupid imaginary friend out of my life!

Gosh, Dexter, why don't you just imagine him away?

Just imagine him away?

That's it!

Koosalagoopagoop...

I imagine you away!

Away! Away! Away!

Bye-bye, Dee Dee. Bye-bye, Dexter.

You'll never see me again.

Dexter!

What have I done?

Koosy!

[Crying]

[Sniffling]

Mmm. Youare

yeah. I know.

Bye-bye.

[Dee Dee crying]

I want koosy back!

[Koosy laughing]

Dexter, what's that?

Where?

Very funny.

I'm sorry.

Dexter, what's that?

Where?

Will you cut it out?

Ok.

Dexter! What's that?!

Oh, no.

I'm not falling for that again.

[Claws snapping]

[Beeping and clicking]

[Yawn]

[Ticker tape printing]

Hmm.

Ahh!

Yes!

It may have taken many hours into the early morning,

but thatis the equation!

Ha ha ha! When I think of all the fools

when I unleash the power of--

[thinking] It seems that in my quest for ultimate knowledge,

I have overlooked my homework.

[Yawn]

This assignment does not seem hard.

Shouldn't take me more than a minute.

But first a little break,

and then the homework.

I'll just rest my eyes for a...Few...

Moments.

[Snoring]

[Ticking]

Man on television: Hey, puppet pal clem,

where do people keep their money?

Second man: Duh. Don't know.

Announcer: We interrupt this program to bring you this announcement.

[Gasp]

Dee Dee: Aah!

Ah, that silly girl is awake at this hour?

7:59?!

I've only got one minute till the bus arrives!

My homework. Must wash.

My homework. Breakfast.

I have never been late for school.

My perfect record will be tarnished...

Unless there is a way!

This is incredibly dangerous.

However...

What is science...

Without the risk?

My time-expansion helmet

will turn 30 seconds into 30 minutes

and give me plenty of time

to complete my morning tasks.

[Helmet humming]

[Beeping]

Time expander--activate.

[Ticking slowing down]

Silly Dee Dee, prancing about in her pjs

while the bus draws ever closer.

[Ding]

Foolish Dee Dee. The school bus will be here any second,

and she is still not ready.

My 30 minutes are almost up!

Must finish homework.

Friction burn!

Better slow down.

Easy. Easy.

[Meow]

Finished!

Science conquers all!

[Crash]

Dee Dee, you are obstructing my passage

to educational benefits.

What?

We are going to miss the school bus!

[Ring]

The bus!

I have missed the bus.

I have become...Tardy.

My spotless record...

A lifetime of perfection--

destroyed!

Why, sister?

Why?

Snow day! School's canceled!

[Thud]

Enter at your own peril, past the vaulted door,

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab ♪

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