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[Click]
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[Click, click, click...]
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[Electricity buzzing]
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Honey,
that was delicious!
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What's for dessert?
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Yay, dessert!
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Something special
for my little family--
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upside-down cake!
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Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!
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One for my big man...
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One for my little
Princess...
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And one
for my little man.
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Mom, look! Dexter
didn't eat his veggies!
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Good heavens. Well,
we can't have that.
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Finish your dinner,
Dexter.
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But--but--
but--but--
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now, Dexter,
you listen to your mom.
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If you want some
of this great dessert, eat your veggies.
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Ugh! Eww!
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Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
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Patooie! Patooie!
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Oh, mother, I submit
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that if I did
indeed consume all of my vegetables,
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I would not
have room for your delicious dessert.
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Now, now, Dexter,
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if you don't eat
your veggies, you can't have any cake.
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How can you have cake
if you don't eat your veggies?
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I concede to your
infinite wisdom.
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Please excuse me.
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Dexter: According
to the taste-bud sensor,
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there is a decrease
in my vegetable area.
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In order to change
this situation,
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I must alter
my atomic DNA structure.
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This requires
drastic measures.
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My dessert future
is at stake.
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I have decided to deploy
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a reasonable amount
of gamma radiation--
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just enough to get
the taste buds level.
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Computer:
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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Hmm. Interesting.
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I don't feel different.
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But the scanner reads
that the vegetarian levels
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are high.
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Hmm. "Danger."
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That's an odd reading,
but I feel great!
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[Yawn]
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Boy, that gamma radiation
can take it out of you.
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[Rumbling]
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Odd. I have
a strange urge
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for a lettuce, broccoli,
and cucumber sandwich.
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I shall reward my new
vegetarian passions with a midnight snack.
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There are no vegetables.
Perhaps the pantry.
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Nothing!
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There are no vegetables
in the house!
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[Rumbling louder]
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Must...find...
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Vegetables!
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Ohh!
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[Growling]
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Huh?
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[Panting]
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Aarrgghh!
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[Belches]
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[Snoring]
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Dexter? Just
what do you think you're doing?
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You've missed
breakfast,
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and you're
still not dressed for school.
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You'll be late
for the bus.
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Whoops-a-doodle.
Speaking of late, I've got to run.
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Bye, daddy!
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So long, pumpkin!
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Woman: As nutrition
awareness week begins,
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we will have
several guest speakers.
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Without further ado,
let me introduce...
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Mr. Dancing carrot.
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Hiya, kids!
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Hiya,
Mr. Dancing carrot!
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[Rumbling]
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♪ Veggies are your pals
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♪ veggies are your pals
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♪ hi-ho a-derry-o,
veggies are your pals ♪
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Ok, kids. Sing along!
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All: ♪ oh, veggies
are your pals ♪
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♪ veggies are your pals
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♪ hi-ho a-derry--
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oh!
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Aah! Get him off me!
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[Ring]
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Ptoo! Lunch!
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Oh, please,
o kind lunch lady,
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I must partake
of vegetables.
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I can't be doing that.
You have to wait in line.
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There are other kids
before you,
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and nobody cuts the line
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in my lunchroom!
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[Rumbling]
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You are making me hungry.
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You wouldn't like me
when I'm hungry.
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Huh?
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Aarrgghh!
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[Belches]
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You ok?
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Please excuse me.
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Well, everything
seems normal.
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It was just a matter
of reversing
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some gamma radiation.
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Quite simple, really.
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Dinner, everybody!
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Any eating
problems, Dexter?
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There are
no concerns.
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What's for dinner?
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Well, dear,
I thought we'd try something different:
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Liver and onions!
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Ewww!
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Liver
and onions! My favorite.
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[Rumbling]
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Voice: Heh heh heh!
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Aah!
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Ohh...
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Dee Dee: Dexter!
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Dexter!
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Dee Dee?
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I heard a baby scream.
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Baby?
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Baby?!
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I give up!
All I was doing
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was working diligently
in my lab
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when all of a sudden,
the doors opened up all by themselves,
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and a huge demonic light
smacks my face, laughs--
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heh heh heh!
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Then I wake up
to find...
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You.
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No, no, Dexter.
It wasn't me.
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It was koosy!
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Who?
My koosalagoopagoop.
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Your
foosamanaloopaninny?
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The koosalagoopagoop.
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We were playing
hide-and-seek.
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Oh, koosy!
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Hide-and-seek?
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Koosy! Koosy?
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What, pray tell,
is a koosalagoopagoop?
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[Grunting]
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Dexter, I would like you
to meet koosy.
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Oh, hello,
Mr. Imaginary friend.
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Koosy is not imaginary!
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He's just invisible!
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You are making things up,
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and koosy does not exist
in reality, so shush!
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He's real, he's real,
he's real, he's real,
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he's real, he's real,
he's real!
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Dee Dee! I will now prove
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through the classification
of animals
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that koosy does not exist.
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You see?
Your koosalagoopagoop
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is nowhere
in the animal kingdom,
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and if I cannot see
this creature
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to examine it,
it does not exist.
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But you can't see
air, and you know that exists.
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I just can't believe it!
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I can't disprove
your stupid imaginary friend's existence.
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Therefore,
he must exist.
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Ha ha ha!
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K-K-Koosy?
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Ha ha ha!
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Dee Dee, my sweet.
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Koosy!
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Oh, koosy,
you're so warm.
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Yeah. I know.
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[Ding dong ding dong]
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Dee Dee, please make
this towering buffoon
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disappear out of my lab.
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What buffoon?
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I thought
he didn't exist.
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How about
a nice big hug?
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I do not think so.
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Oh, but I'm so warm.
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Precisely.
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Well, if you won't
disappear,
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then leave.
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But koosy can't leave.
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Why?
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He's too big to fit
through the door.
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Uh-huh. Yep. Yep.
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Holy cow! I'm late
for dance class!
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You know, if you turn
your lips inside out,
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you can look
like Jimmy Carter.
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♪ A-chooba-chabba-cheeba ♪
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♪ a-chooba-chabba-cheeba
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♪ a-chooba-chabba-cheeba
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♪ a-chooba-chabba-cheeba
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how did you get
so small?
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I can change size--ha!--
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whenever I want.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Cooking! I love cooking!
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Actually,
I am devising a new kind of fuel.
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With just one drop,
an automobile can travel
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up to 14 days,
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and it is
pollutant-free.
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For another day.
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Right now, I will cook
my world-famous pappywraps.
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What's a pappywrap?
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I'll show you.
First you need a very large tortilla,
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and you need a frying pan
and a tub of meat.
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A tub of meat, huh?
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Uh-huh. Then you cook
the meat for just a bit,
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slap it on the tortilla,
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wrap it, and finis! Voila!
A pappywrap.
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Aw, come on. Try it.
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I'm scared.
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Don't be silly.
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Uh-uh.
Coochie-coochie-coo.
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Ha ha ha!
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Unh!
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Now, wasn't that
delicious?
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No! Because I just
ate a tub of meat.
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Now, come with me,
you bad thing.
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Now, maybe I can find
a way to send you away.
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[Humming]
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[Koosy laughing]
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What is it with you?!
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Koosy: He looks
like Jimmy Carter! Ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Grrr...out of the cage!
Get out of the cage!
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Now, open up!
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Sorry.
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Open up!
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Uh, wh--uh, what are you
going to do?
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Dexter, muffled:
I am going to find out what makes you tick
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and unplug it!
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Oh, ok.
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Oh. Hey, that tickles!
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Stop! Ha ha ha!
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Whoo! Ha ha!
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Oh, no! No, no, no!
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Stop! Oh, stop!
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Don't! Don't!
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Oh, just stop it. That
was simply just too much.
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Dexter:
Hey, I'm stuck!
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Oh, all right.
I'll get you out.
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[Inhales deeply]
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Aah! Aah!
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I'm back!
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Dee Dee, get your stupid
imaginary friend out of my life!
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Gosh, Dexter,
why don't you just imagine him away?
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Just imagine him away?
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That's it!
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Koosalagoopagoop...
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I imagine you away!
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Away! Away! Away!
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Bye-bye, Dee Dee.
Bye-bye, Dexter.
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You'll never see me
again.
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Dexter!
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What have I done?
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Koosy!
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[Crying]
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[Sniffling]
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Mmm. Youare
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yeah. I know.
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Bye-bye.
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[Dee Dee crying]
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I want koosy back!
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[Koosy laughing]
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Dexter, what's that?
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Where?
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Very funny.
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I'm sorry.
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00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,280
Dexter, what's that?
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Where?
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00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:27,026
Will you cut it out?
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Ok.
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00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,296
Dexter! What's that?!
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00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,053
Oh, no.
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00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:36,303
I'm not falling
for that again.
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[Claws snapping]
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00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:56,066
[Beeping and clicking]
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[Yawn]
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00:15:13,266 --> 00:15:15,416
[Ticker tape printing]
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00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:19,083
Hmm.
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00:15:19,116 --> 00:15:20,096
Ahh!
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00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:21,353
Yes!
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00:15:21,383 --> 00:15:25,273
It may have taken many hours
into the early morning,
285
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,330
but thatis
the equation!
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00:15:29,116 --> 00:15:33,026
Ha ha ha! When I think
of all the fools
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00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,376
when I unleash
the power of--
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00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:40,273
[thinking]
It seems that in my quest for ultimate knowledge,
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00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:43,320
I have overlooked
my homework.
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00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:45,320
[Yawn]
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00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:48,050
This assignment
does not seem hard.
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00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:51,223
Shouldn't take me
more than a minute.
293
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,050
But first a little break,
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and then the homework.
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I'll just rest my eyes
for a...Few...
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Moments.
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00:16:01,366 --> 00:16:03,116
[Snoring]
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[Ticking]
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00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,476
Man on television:
Hey, puppet pal clem,
300
00:16:10,016 --> 00:16:12,026
where do people keep
their money?
301
00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:13,366
Second man: Duh.
Don't know.
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00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,370
Announcer: We interrupt
this program to bring you this announcement.
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[Gasp]
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00:16:18,383 --> 00:16:21,203
Dee Dee: Aah!
305
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:25,333
Ah, that silly girl
is awake at this hour?
306
00:16:26,383 --> 00:16:28,253
7:59?!
307
00:16:28,283 --> 00:16:31,103
I've only got one minute
till the bus arrives!
308
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,153
My homework. Must wash.
309
00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:35,033
My homework. Breakfast.
310
00:16:35,066 --> 00:16:37,446
I have never been late
for school.
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00:16:37,483 --> 00:16:41,353
My perfect record
will be tarnished...
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00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:44,123
Unless there is a way!
313
00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:47,280
This is incredibly
dangerous.
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00:16:47,316 --> 00:16:49,276
However...
315
00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:51,276
What is science...
316
00:16:51,316 --> 00:16:54,176
Without the risk?
317
00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:58,433
My time-expansion helmet
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00:16:58,466 --> 00:17:02,066
will turn 30 seconds
into 30 minutes
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00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,250
and give me plenty of time
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00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:06,153
to complete
my morning tasks.
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00:17:06,183 --> 00:17:08,053
[Helmet humming]
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[Beeping]
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Time expander--activate.
324
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,300
[Ticking slowing down]
325
00:18:57,366 --> 00:19:01,016
Silly Dee Dee,
prancing about in her pjs
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00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:03,380
while the bus draws
ever closer.
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00:19:29,483 --> 00:19:31,303
[Ding]
328
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:04,383
Foolish Dee Dee.
The school bus will be here any second,
329
00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:06,416
and she is still
not ready.
330
00:20:08,316 --> 00:20:11,026
My 30 minutes
are almost up!
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00:20:11,066 --> 00:20:12,466
Must finish homework.
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00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:16,273
Friction burn!
333
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,120
Better slow down.
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00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:22,470
Easy. Easy.
335
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:33,470
[Meow]
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00:20:38,383 --> 00:20:40,103
Finished!
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00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,253
Science conquers all!
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00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,353
[Crash]
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00:20:43,383 --> 00:20:46,103
Dee Dee, you are
obstructing my passage
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00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,383
to educational benefits.
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00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:49,426
What?
342
00:20:49,466 --> 00:20:52,096
We are going to miss
the school bus!
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00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:01,080
[Ring]
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00:21:01,116 --> 00:21:02,246
The bus!
345
00:21:02,283 --> 00:21:06,083
I have missed the bus.
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00:21:06,116 --> 00:21:09,096
I have become...Tardy.
347
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:11,273
My spotless record...
348
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:14,100
A lifetime
of perfection--
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00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:17,273
destroyed!
350
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,270
Why, sister?
351
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,270
Why?
352
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:24,300
Snow day!
School's canceled!
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00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:28,423
[Thud]
354
00:21:34,116 --> 00:21:37,296
Enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door,
355
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:39,473
where impossible things
may happen
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00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,300
that the world's
never seen before.
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00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:46,173
♪ In Dexter's laboratory
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♪ lives the smartest boy ♪
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00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:49,430
♪ you've ever seen
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00:21:49,466 --> 00:21:52,396
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
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00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:55,183
♪ to smithereens
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00:21:55,216 --> 00:21:57,346
♪ there is gloom and doom
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00:21:57,383 --> 00:22:00,023
♪ while things go boom
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♪ in Dexter's lab ♪
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