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And U.S. department of education
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Bad dog!
Bad dog!
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[Dog yelping]
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Now, what am I missing?
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Hmm.
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But of course!
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Atmosphere.
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[Soft music playing]
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[Loud thumping]
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What?
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Not here! Not now!
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Not tonight!
Please, not tonight!
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No, no, please!
Don't let it be!
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Dee Dee.
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♪ Babysitter,
babysitter ♪
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♪ we get a babysitter
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♪ babysitter,
babysitter ♪
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No, Dee Dee, no!
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You are ruining
everything!
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Can you not see
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that I have
painstakingly made sure
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that everything
is in order?
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Tonight must go
absolutely perfect.
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Capisce?
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Hmm...
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Ooh...
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I get it.
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♪ Dexter's got
a girlfriend ♪
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♪ Dexter's got
a girlfriend ♪
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No, no, no.
You have got it all wrong.
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It's, uh, uh...
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Poker night!
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[Doorbell rings]
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Dee Dee,
could you get that?
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Ok, mom.
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Wait, Dee Dee, wait!
I'll get it!
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[Ding dong]
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Dee Dee: Coming!
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No, Dee Dee, no!
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Ok, Dexter.
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You can answer the door
for your girlfriend.
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I do not know what
you are talking about,
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but as long
as I am here, I might as well--
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ok, Dexter.
Think cool.
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Ciao.
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[Slow wolf whistle]
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How's my little guy
this evening?
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[Stammering]
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Mom: Lisa, thanks
for coming over, hon.
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There's food
in the kitchen,
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and we left the number
where you can reach us.
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Be good, kids.
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Dee Dee: Hey, Lisa,
guess what?
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Dexter has a secret!
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He likes a girl--
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hello, Lisa. Will you excuse me
for a minute?
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Dee Dee, what is that?
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What? Where?
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Over there.
Go get it, girl!
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Now, Lisa,
where were we?
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[Telephone ringing]
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Oh, excuse me, Dexter.
I'll be right back.
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Drat.
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Hello?
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Oh, Jeff, you called.
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Jeff?
Who is this Jeff?
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Of course I do.
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You're my little
fuzzy lambikins.
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No! She didn't!
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She did?
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Bet they're not
in love like us, Jeffy.
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Love?
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Oh, can it be true?
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Can the object
of my affection
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be bequeathed
to another?
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No!
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Carpe diem,
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in other words,
reach out and touch someone!
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Ha ha ha!
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Hey, Dexter,
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is this what
I'm looking for?
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No! Now go away!
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I am hatching
an evil scheme.
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Now, where was I?
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Ah, yes.
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Ha ha ha!
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Yeah, sure I saw
your game today. You were great.
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[Click]
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Lisa, are you there?
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Lisa!
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Computer: Dexter,
telephone line disconnected.
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Ready for redial
and voice augmentation.
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Good.
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[Ring]
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Hello? Lisa?
What happened?
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I guess we just
got cut off,
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but I wanted
to call you back
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and tell you that
you have got cooties,
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and I am in love
with Dexter. Bye.
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Hello, Lisa?
Hey, what is this?
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Hello? That's it.
I'm coming over!
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Now for phase two.
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[Telephone rings]
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Hello?
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Dee Dee,
get off the phone!
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Ok, but I'm still looking
for whatever I'm supposed to be looking for.
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Great.
Ok, bye-bye.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Bye!
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One more time.
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Hello? Jeff?
Jeff, what happened?
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Oh, I guess we just
got cut off,
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but I wanted
to call you back
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and tell you that
you have got cooties,
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and I am
in love with--
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with my football. Bye.
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Hello? Jeff? Jeff?
Are you there?
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[Dial tone]
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Mission accomplished.
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And now for the third
and final phase:
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The old sympathetic ear.
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Hey!
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What is wrong, Lisa?
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Men are dirt!
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Aw, that is not true.
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Maybe you just
have not met the right man...
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Or boy.
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Maybe you should
just give up on jocks
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and go for
the more bookish type.
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Oh, Dexter,
you are so sweet.
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If only you were
ten years older.
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Ten years older?
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Wait! Hold that thought!
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Yes! Yes!
Ten years older!
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I will blind her
with science!
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Hey, Dee Dee?
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Yeah?
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What are you
looking for?
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I don't know.
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Weird family.
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Now, my sweet,
where were we?
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Aah!
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Lisa, wait!
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Now I'll never find
true love.
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Aah!
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I found it!
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It's you I've
been looking for all this time!
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No, Dee Dee, no!
It's me--Dexter!
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Oh, hello.
May I help you?
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Yeah.
Is your name Dexter?
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Why, yes, it is.
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Nice to meet you.
I'm Jeff.
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The justice friends,
three of earth's mightiest heroes...
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Joining forces
under one roof
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to face the challenge
of everyday life.
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Starring major glory...
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Valhallen...
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And the uncrackable krunk
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inthe justice friends.
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Justice friends
to breakfast!
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Krunk and Teddy,
ready for pancakes!
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[Laugh track playing]
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Krunk and Teddy are
2.8917 seconds late.
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Your incessant
tardiness is working on my last nerve!
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I am so
underappreciated!
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I work and slave
over a hot stove,
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making my special
once-a-month-only all-American buffet
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and where is
valhallen?
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Is it too much
to ask that he show his asgardian butt?
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I, major glory, swear
on the statue of Liberty
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I will never make
breakfast again!
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We don't eat
until everyone is at the table!
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[Moaning]
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Spooky noises
scare Teddy.
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They're coming from
valhallen's room!
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[Moaning]
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Krunk, it sounds as
though our comrade's in trouble!
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Go inside and see
what's wrong.
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Krunk never been
in valhallen's room.
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Teddy and krunk scared!
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You are a justice
friend, krunk,
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and Teddy doesn't pay
a third of the rent.
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Now open the door,
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and we'll
venture together into the unknown!
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Gird your loins,
krunk,
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for we know not
what awaits us
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within the sanctuary
of the rock god.
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Room much bigger
than krunk's.
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That's why
he pays extra.
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Valhallen!
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Look up on slab!
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Aah...
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[Moaning]
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Easy, son.
The justice friends are here.
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How you feeling,
kiddo?
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My world's been rocked!
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I'm seeing stars!
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I feel like
I'm burning up!
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What could have
caused this?
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The ax.
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I've lost...The ax!
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What did he say?
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Enchanted ax,
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valhallen's instrument
of godly might.
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It is the very source
of his power.
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Without its magic,
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valhallen, as well as
our lease, will surely wither away,
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leaving nothing more
than a mere...A mere...
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What?
A mere what?
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Mortal dude.
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No!
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The ax, boy.
How did you lose it?
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I can't remember.
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Was it lost
in an epic battle?
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I can't remember.
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Was it stolen
by a devilish fiend?
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I can't remember.
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Well, what can you
remember?
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[Whispering]
Lazy, longhaired good-for-nothing.
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The last thing
I remember,
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I was charioting
across the heavens,
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drawn by Billy's
mighty hooves to asgard, kingdom of the gods,
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wherein I did proceed
to rock and roll.
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Afterwards, I was visited
by the valkyries bearing golden apples.
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The rest
all becomes a blur.
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Well, you haven't lost
your powers yet,
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and William goat
is here.
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The ax can't be far.
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We must search every corner
of the rock god's bedroom!
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Krunk,
we seek the ax!
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Krunk rather
seek breakfast.
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[Valhallen moaning]
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This ax?
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No, bro.
It's a musical instrument.
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How about this?
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Bigger, dude.
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Is this it?
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It's probably under
that rotting heap of trash.
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Ax not behind poster.
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Major glory:
The twilight's last gleaming!
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He's withering away!
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Maybe ax in statue.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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When I say
"secret identity,"
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Imea
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oh, no!
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Not my flowing locks!
250
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This land reeks of death
and sweaty socks.
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Krunk: Look! A ghost!
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By the dawn's
early light!
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A spooky pirate shirt,
and it's going into that closet!
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Into tomb
of funky laundry.
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Be wary.
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The clothing within
is so foul,
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it is said to have
a life of its own.
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Krunk not scared
of stinking laundry.
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Krunk find ax!
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Oh, no!
Wild animal stretch pants!
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Help! Ghost have krunk!
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Ghost have krunk!
Ghost have krunk!
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Krunk!
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Aah!
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Clothes have krunk!
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Fear not, krunk.
Help is on the way!
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Billy,
don't be a hero!
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[Krunk laughs]
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Goat save krunk.
Goat is good.
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00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:09,026
[Guitar strings twanging]
271
00:13:10,316 --> 00:13:12,246
[Guitar wails]
272
00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:14,233
Ax in goat!
273
00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:16,176
Krunk get ax!
274
00:13:16,216 --> 00:13:18,446
Whoa, there, krunk.
275
00:13:18,483 --> 00:13:21,483
I'm not sure William
would appreciate your methods.
276
00:13:22,016 --> 00:13:26,216
Whoa. Can't hold out
much longer.
277
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,280
Valhallen,
think fast!
278
00:13:28,316 --> 00:13:29,316
Ugh!
279
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,180
I can feel the ax's magic
280
00:13:31,216 --> 00:13:35,016
radiating from
deep within your gullet.
281
00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:38,430
I have the power!
282
00:13:42,066 --> 00:13:46,446
Justice friends,
eat your breakfast!
283
00:13:46,483 --> 00:13:50,003
Many thanks,
major glory, to you and the unfraggable one
284
00:13:50,033 --> 00:13:54,183
for the return
of my mystic instrument of might.
285
00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:57,066
Mmm.
286
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,350
Krunk love pancakes.
287
00:13:59,383 --> 00:14:01,173
[Baa]
288
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:07,996
Maybe krunk have
goat's milk for breakfast!
289
00:14:17,383 --> 00:14:19,373
Dexter, what's that?
Where?
290
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,370
Very funny!
291
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,320
I'm sorry.
292
00:14:24,283 --> 00:14:26,053
Dexter, what's that?
293
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,133
Where?
294
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:30,126
Will you cut it out!
295
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:31,446
Ok.
296
00:14:31,483 --> 00:14:33,173
Dexter, what's that?
297
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:38,250
Oh, no.
I'm not falling for that again.
298
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:01,476
[Snoring]
299
00:15:02,016 --> 00:15:05,016
Man: Hurry, Dexter.
You have only 30 seconds to complete the test!
300
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:11,416
Hmm.
301
00:15:12,366 --> 00:15:14,166
Hmm.
302
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,246
[Buzzing]
303
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,203
What?
304
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:27,203
No...
305
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:29,433
Hi, Dexter!
Easy, huh?
306
00:15:29,466 --> 00:15:31,116
Easy, easy, easy,
easy, easy--
307
00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:33,030
very intriguing,
young lady.
308
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,276
How do you do it?
309
00:15:34,316 --> 00:15:39,226
Oh, it's simple
once you understand that space-time is curved.
310
00:15:39,266 --> 00:15:41,996
Oh, brilliant.
Simply brilliant!
311
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:42,483
I know.
312
00:15:43,016 --> 00:15:45,416
How areyou
Dexter?
313
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:48,333
[Ticking]
314
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,250
[Bell rings]
315
00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:08,103
Dexter's log,
star date 1234.5.
316
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,473
This is my third straight week
of nightmares.
317
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:16,370
It has begun to affect my work
and concentration.
318
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,150
[Plays electronic music]
319
00:16:19,183 --> 00:16:25,023
I fear I may be losing
this battle...For sanity.
320
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:27,280
[Clicking]
321
00:16:27,316 --> 00:16:29,166
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
322
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,450
Computer: Welcome to the lab.
Remain seated, please.
323
00:16:32,483 --> 00:16:34,353
[Computer speaks Spanish]
324
00:16:34,383 --> 00:16:38,223
Dexter: I realize now
that I must employ drastic measures
325
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,450
to fend for
my very peace of mind,
326
00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:46,023
and so I have constructed
the dream machine...
327
00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:48,300
A device which uses
a unique datawave agitator
328
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,473
to hyperactivate
my lower cortical tyratic gland
329
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:56,020
and deliver
pleasant dream imagery to my subconscious mind.
330
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:57,070
[Snoring]
331
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,200
Dee Dee, pay attention.
You are sleeping!
332
00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:01,473
I was just resting
my eyes, Dexter.
333
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,070
This is very important!
334
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:06,330
You will have to stay awake
so that I can sleep.
335
00:17:06,366 --> 00:17:07,416
Now listen up.
336
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:11,200
There is a thin line
between pleasure and pain.
337
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,383
You must monitor my dream
338
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:15,196
in the unlikely event
my machine fails
339
00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:18,353
and I slip into
another nightmare.
340
00:17:18,383 --> 00:17:20,123
[Snoring]
341
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:21,280
Dee Dee!
342
00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:22,396
I'm awake, Dexter!
343
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,023
Furthermore,
344
00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:27,280
should I cross the line
into nightmare territory,
345
00:17:27,316 --> 00:17:28,446
it will be your duty
346
00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:31,203
to press
the dream ejector button,
347
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:34,373
catapulting me back
to conscious reality.
348
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,300
[Snoring]
349
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,273
Uh-huh.
350
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:40,130
Ok, then.
To the dream station!
351
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:42,126
Mm-hmm.
352
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:44,166
Dee Dee!
353
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,180
Everyone,
354
00:17:45,216 --> 00:17:48,076
I don't think
we could have asked for
355
00:17:48,116 --> 00:17:49,166
a more beautiful evening.
356
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,450
Ok, let's make this
a clean one.
357
00:17:51,483 --> 00:17:52,433
Whatever.
358
00:17:52,466 --> 00:17:55,016
Roger that.
359
00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:06,276
Rock out, Dexter!
360
00:18:17,483 --> 00:18:20,253
[Rooster crows]
361
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:24,133
Top of the morning
to you, Dexter!
362
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,126
Hey, Dexter,
we're brain food!
363
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:28,476
Yeah!
Oh, boy!
364
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,023
[Fireworks and cheering]
365
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,130
[Fireworks and cheering]
366
00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,366
[Fireworks and cheering]
367
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:48,020
[Rustling]
368
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,300
I read them all!
369
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:54,173
Ah, so the chickendid
before the egg!
370
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,470
[Speaking various
foreign languages]
371
00:19:00,116 --> 00:19:03,166
Eureka! I comprehend
the root of all languages!
372
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,420
[Beeping]
373
00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:06,370
Whoa!
374
00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:17,446
[Snoring]
375
00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:23,083
That's it!
I know everything!
376
00:19:23,116 --> 00:19:24,366
I understand all!
377
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,470
Dee Dee:
Hi, Dexter!
378
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,420
What are you doing
in my dream?
379
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,480
You are supposed
to be in the lab!
380
00:19:30,016 --> 00:19:33,026
Ooh, look how smart
you are!
381
00:19:33,066 --> 00:19:37,346
Well, I am
the smartest being in existence.
382
00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:40,003
I know everything.
383
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:42,083
Everything?
384
00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:43,326
Everything!
385
00:19:43,366 --> 00:19:46,346
Do you know...
The purpose of meaning?
386
00:19:46,383 --> 00:19:48,233
Give me that!
387
00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:51,476
I thought you knew
everything.
388
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:56,423
Oh, so that is
the one thing I don't know,
389
00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:59,130
but I know how
to find out.
390
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,276
How?
391
00:20:00,316 --> 00:20:04,126
By going to see
the grandfather of all knowledge.
392
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:10,480
Hmm, that is strange.
Why is it raining?
393
00:20:11,016 --> 00:20:17,076
Oh, well. I am sure
the grandfather of all knowledge knows.
394
00:20:21,316 --> 00:20:26,216
Um...excuse me,
grandfather of all knowledge,
395
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:30,480
but can you tell me
what is the purpose of meaning?
396
00:20:31,016 --> 00:20:33,346
That's an easy one,
Dexter.
397
00:20:33,383 --> 00:20:36,473
Dee Dee,
what are you doing behind that chair?
398
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:41,170
I'm the grandfather
of all knowledge!
399
00:20:41,483 --> 00:20:46,183
Well, ifyou
the grandfather of all knowledge,
400
00:20:46,216 --> 00:20:49,046
that means that...
401
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,053
I'm in a nightmare!
402
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,053
Aah!
403
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,053
[Laughter]
404
00:21:00,266 --> 00:21:02,266
[Evil laughter]
405
00:21:03,316 --> 00:21:06,016
Dee Dee! Dee Dee!
406
00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:07,450
[Laughter]
407
00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:15,130
Dee Dee,
press the button!
408
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,046
Aah! Please!
409
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:20,133
Aah! Press the button!
410
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:23,246
Please, Dee Dee.
Please, please, Dee Dee.
411
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,423
Press it!
412
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,170
[Snoring]
413
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,330
[Buzzing]
414
00:21:27,366 --> 00:21:29,276
Dexter: Help me!
415
00:21:29,316 --> 00:21:31,476
Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education
416
00:21:32,016 --> 00:21:36,296
captioning performed by
the national captioning institute, inc.
417
00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:41,220
Enter at
your own peril,
418
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,370
past
the vaulted door
419
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,250
where impossible
things may happen
420
00:21:44,283 --> 00:21:46,483
that the world's
never seen before.
421
00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:50,476
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
422
00:21:51,016 --> 00:21:52,446
♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪
423
00:21:52,483 --> 00:21:54,133
♪ you've ever seen
424
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:57,346
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
425
00:21:57,383 --> 00:22:00,023
♪ to smithereens
426
00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:02,130
♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪
427
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,276
♪ while things
go boom ♪
428
00:22:04,316 --> 00:22:08,996
♪ in Dexter's lab
429
00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:11,323
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430
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