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Into the vault!
So speaks Dr. Diablos!
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Man:
Halt, evil doers!
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No! It cannot be!
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♪ Major glory
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Wow! Wow!
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That was the best
major glory
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wow! You said it!
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Take that,
Dr. Diablos!
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Wait a second, kids.
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I will be hiring
a sidekick
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to help me battle
the forces of evil.
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So, if you
have spunk, tenacity,
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and the good old
American spirit,
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then you, too, can be
my sidekick!
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I'll be at the independence mall
this weekend
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to personally handpick
the youngster
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who will battle by my side
for justice.
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Salutations, america!
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Not since the completion
of my lab
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has there ever been a more
important moment in time.
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I, Dexter, pledge before
the disciples of science--
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Einstein,
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Tesla,
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Newton--
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that I shall become
none other than...
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Major glory's
sidekick!
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Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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And what is so
humorous about that?
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Dee Dee, stop
this laughing this instant!
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Ok, ok, Dexter.
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Don't get your
underwear into a wrinkle.
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Look, you're
my brother and all,
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so I'll be honest
with you.
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You gotta be
kidding me!
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You don't got
what it takes.
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Just look
at you.
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You're 2-foot
nothing.
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You can
barely see.
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And besides
everything, you're a dork.
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Yahhhhhhhh!
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And I supposeyou've
got what it takes
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to be
a superhero's sidekick?
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Of course.
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I've got style, pizazz,
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and I can kick some--
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well, you know.
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Yes?
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Forget it.
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There is nothing more
to be said.
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I will be
major glory's sidekick, and you will not.
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That's whatyou
Dexter!
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No, Dee Dee!
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That is what Iknow.
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Ha ha ha!
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Mom:
Kids! Bedtime!
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Hi there!
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We're here in front
of independence mall
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where over a million kids
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have turned up to audition for
the position of sidekick
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to the world's greatest
patriotic crime fighter...
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Major glory!
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Greetings and salutations,
america!
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Next!
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And what isyour
and power, citizen?
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I am fat boy,
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and with my trusty
fork and knife,
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I can take a bite
out of crime.
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I'm sorry, son,
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but america's heroes
are on a diet.
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Dexter: Beware, evil doers!
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From deep within the caves
of cyberspace technology
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lurks the legendary
intergalactic defender of justice...
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Dek-star!
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Oooh...
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Aaah...
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Hmmm...
Not bad, dek-star.
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You seem to be
a little better than the others.
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A little?! Why,
I am the best there is.
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Dee Dee: Stop!
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Oh, say, what I see
by the dark's light at night...
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A crime of pure evil
is at hand in my sight.
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With a punch and a kick,
I patriotically fight,
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as the star spangled banner
does wave in the night!
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For in my heart, I will
always be true...
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Always and forever
for the red, white, and blue!
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Beautiful.
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Let me guess.
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You're
the pink pussy Willow or some such thing.
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Wrong!
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I'm deeva dynamite!
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Pow!
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Deeva dynamite!
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In all my years
as a defender of truth,
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I have never met a person
with so much spirit.
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Will you do me the honor
of becoming my sidekick?
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Of course!
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Excellent!
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Dexter:
Uh, excuse me, major glory,
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but what
about dek-star, boy of wonder?
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I'm sorry,
dek-star,
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but that gal's
dynamite!
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Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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Ohhh...
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Dexter:
Dr. Diablos?!
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Aaahhhhh!
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Dr. Diablos:
It's time to take your medicine, major glory!
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Not ifwe
can help it!
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Huh?
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[Clunk]
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Ha! Nobody clunks
my sister but me!
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Dee Dee, you
dropped a quarter!
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I did?
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Wow!
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Nice job, deeva!
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Thanks.
It was nothing.
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[Panting]
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Major glory,
can I talk to you for a second?
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Sure!
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Take five,
boys.
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Well, I can't
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help you fight crime
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and protect
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the innocent anymore.
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You can't? Why not?
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I already have
an innocent
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who needs
my 24-hour protection.
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It's ok, sweetheart.
I understand.
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Salutations,
deeva dynamite!
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Come, fat boy.
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Dee Dee:
Salutations, major glory!
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The justice friends...
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Three of earth's
mightiest heroes...
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Joining forces
under one roof
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to face the challenge
of everyday life.
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Starring...
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Major glory,
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valhallen,
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and the infrangible krunk
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in...
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[Alarm ringing]
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Yes! I've got the stamp!
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And I'm gonna use it...
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To mail this bomb
to the president!
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Major glory:
Curb your tongue, disgruntled postman!
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Major glory?!
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That'smister
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well, I've got
a special delivery...
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Foryou!
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Ahhhh! Bills!
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Unnhh! Oh! Ow!
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So, major glory...
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Any comments
about your capture of disgruntled postman?
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Well, sue,
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it looks like
disgruntled postman
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will need to fill out
a change of address form
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made out to...
The city jail!
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Ha ha ha!
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Hoo hoo hoo...
The city... Ha ha ha!
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Hoo hoo ha ha!
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Boy, am I funny!
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Say, when's
this gonna be on?
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Uh, about 5:30.
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5:30!
Why, that's in a half an hour.
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I gotta hear
that joke again.
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E pluribus unum!
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♪ Ahhhhhhh
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yes, yes!
Keep screaming.
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The haunting song
of the siren
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has finally been
captured on tape-- byme...
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Minotaur!
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And with proper distribution
and cross promotion,
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I shall rule the world!
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Valhallen: Not!
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Minotaur:
Valhallen! Viking god of rock!
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Unhand those bodacious babes,
cow dude.
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Ho ho ooohh!
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Oh, sure, sure, sure...
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But first, can I have
your autograph? Oh, please!
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Uh...ok!
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Yo, bossy. You don't
know what time it is, do you?
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Sure.
It's about 5:30.
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5:30! Man, I gotta go.
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The monster truck pull
is on.
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Now, you let
those girls go. Ok?
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Ok.
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So long, cow pie!
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Meow.
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Meow.
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Yeeeowww!
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Krunk throw
something else!
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Oooh, no, no,
krunk! It's ok.
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Miss kitty can just
live in the tree.
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Oh, no.
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Krunk want kitty
come down.
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Come down!
Come down!
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Come down, kitty!
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[Crying]
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Krunk want kitty!
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Meow!
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Cat on head!
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Look, susie.
Krunk save kitty.
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Susie! It's 5:30, honey.
The TV puppet pals are on.
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TV puppet pals!
Gotta go. Bye!
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Krunk:
TV puppet pals, TV puppet pals,
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lots of fun for
guys and gals!
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Say, major...
What are we waiting for?
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We're waiting
for you to unlock the door!
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I forgot my key.
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Hey, hey,
it's ok, buddy.
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Krunk: TV puppet pals,
TV puppet pals!
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Lots of fun
for guys and gals!
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Hurry, hurry...
Oh, geez, he's--
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he's coming!
He's almost here!
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I can't watch!
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Yeah!
I got it!
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Good!
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Krunk: TV puppet pals!
Lots of fun for guys and gals!
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Krunk home!
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Hi, krunk. Hi, krunk.
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TV puppet pals,
TV puppet pals,
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lots of fun
for guys and gals!
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Both: TV puppet pals?!
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Hey, krunk!
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Hey,
puppet pal clem...
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Where do people
keep their money?
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I don't know,
puppet pal Mitch.
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Where?
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At the first
national bonk!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Hey, krunk!
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You want to
see something really funny?
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Check this out,
big guy.
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TV: So, major glory, any
comments about your capture--
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major glory: You're
blocking the TV!
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I want to watch
the monster truck pull!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, here's your
monster truck...Pull!
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Oooh! My
golden tresses!
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So that's the way you want it,
eh, glory boy?
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Bring it on, hippie!
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[Pow!] Unnh! Oww!
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Look out, clem!
There's a bug on your head.
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I'll get it.
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Bonk!
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Waha ha ha!
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Krunk:
Waha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪
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Yaaaaahhhh!
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Knock, knock.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Who is there?
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Ha ha ha!
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Bonk on the head!
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Heh heh heh!
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Krunk want
puppet pals!
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Wow. I'm sorry,
krunk.
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I guess we got
a little out of hand.
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Sorry, valhallen.
No hard feelings.
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It's, uh, kind of
funny though, huh?
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Fighting over the TV,
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then actually
breaking the TV.
267
00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:34,660
Ha ha!
Huh, krunk? Ha ha! Right?
268
00:13:34,696 --> 00:13:38,776
Krunk want puppet pals!
269
00:13:38,813 --> 00:13:40,403
Why, sure!
Ha ha!
270
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:43,460
Any way
we could help? Ha ha ha!
271
00:13:45,463 --> 00:13:46,853
Uh oh. Uh oh.
272
00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:50,710
TV puppet pals!
TV puppet pals!
273
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,796
Hey, puppet pal
valhallen...
274
00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,550
Can you guess
what time it is?
275
00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:59,410
I do not know,
puppet pal major glory.
276
00:13:59,446 --> 00:14:00,846
What time is it?
277
00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:04,600
Why, it's
bonk time.
278
00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:08,530
Waha ha ha ha!
279
00:14:17,646 --> 00:14:18,656
Dexter! Want to see
my new dance?
280
00:14:18,696 --> 00:14:19,646
No.
281
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,480
It's called
the fanciful unicorn.
282
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:26,463
Girl, I have seen
better steps on a ladder.
283
00:14:26,496 --> 00:14:27,526
Oh, yeah?
284
00:14:27,563 --> 00:14:31,853
Likeyou
any dances, Dexter.
285
00:14:33,713 --> 00:14:34,633
[Click]
286
00:14:34,663 --> 00:14:36,533
Yes.
287
00:14:36,563 --> 00:14:40,753
It is called the robot.
288
00:14:42,513 --> 00:14:43,653
Word!
289
00:15:04,496 --> 00:15:05,396
Ok, say it.
290
00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:05,860
Say what?
291
00:15:06,396 --> 00:15:07,696
You know
very well "what."
292
00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:08,710
Now get
on with it!
293
00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:10,856
Oh, I can't
possibly begin to know
294
00:15:11,396 --> 00:15:13,546
what you're
talking about, Dexter.
295
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:17,500
But would it have
something to do with the fact that--
296
00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:18,430
here we go.
297
00:15:18,463 --> 00:15:19,853
I won! I won!
I won! I won!
298
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:22,660
I won! I won!
I won! I won!
299
00:15:22,696 --> 00:15:24,496
Again.
300
00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:27,810
I am the primal fighter
champion!
301
00:15:27,846 --> 00:15:28,806
Man, Dexter,
302
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:31,496
for a boy genius,
you sure do stink.
303
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,750
I'll showyou
primal fighting!
304
00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:35,760
Yeeeahhh! Yeeeahhh!
305
00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:37,406
Knock, knock!
306
00:15:37,446 --> 00:15:38,556
Hey, kids.
307
00:15:38,596 --> 00:15:40,526
Hello, father.
308
00:15:40,563 --> 00:15:41,753
Hiya, hiya!
309
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:44,750
Now, open your hands
and close your eyes
310
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:48,380
and you will get
a big surprise!
311
00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:51,383
Dexter:
Master computer?
312
00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:52,753
Wow, dad. Thanks.
313
00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:54,500
A video game.
314
00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:56,650
Ano
315
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,750
ha ha! Well,
I know how much
316
00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:01,380
you like gadgets
and stuff, Dexter,
317
00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:02,683
but what
you got there
318
00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:05,603
ismo
a video game.
319
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:06,830
It's a bargain!
320
00:16:06,863 --> 00:16:09,503
Got it for a nickel
from a gypsy.
321
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:10,430
Well, kids,
322
00:16:10,463 --> 00:16:11,463
I'd best be
moseying along.
323
00:16:11,496 --> 00:16:13,856
I got this swell 8-track
for your mother.
324
00:16:14,396 --> 00:16:14,826
So long!
325
00:16:14,863 --> 00:16:16,783
Thank you, father.
326
00:16:16,813 --> 00:16:19,533
Thanks for nothing.
327
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,503
Ouch!
328
00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:22,560
Hey, what's this?
329
00:16:22,596 --> 00:16:25,546
Oooh. Hey, Dexter!
330
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:27,710
You dropped
your new video game.
331
00:16:27,746 --> 00:16:28,756
Want to play?
332
00:16:28,796 --> 00:16:30,396
No.
333
00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:33,560
'Cause master computer
is a lame, old, outdated game
334
00:16:33,596 --> 00:16:34,656
with vertex graphics,
335
00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:36,746
8 bits of memory,
one level of play.
336
00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:40,680
It has no scaling capabilities,
no digital stereo sound,
337
00:16:40,713 --> 00:16:43,463
no multi-player,
no secret codes...
338
00:16:43,496 --> 00:16:45,656
Man! The guys
don't even bleed!
339
00:16:45,696 --> 00:16:49,676
Plus, I mastered it
when I was 3, ok?
340
00:16:49,713 --> 00:16:50,603
No.
341
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,480
You just don't
want to play
342
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,463
'cause you know
I'll beat you.
343
00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:55,376
Oh, yeah?
344
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:55,633
Yeah!
345
00:16:55,663 --> 00:16:57,683
You're on!
346
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,726
Go, baby, go!
347
00:17:07,613 --> 00:17:08,833
[Crash]
348
00:17:08,863 --> 00:17:10,383
Don't even
say it.
349
00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:11,763
Will you
please
350
00:17:11,796 --> 00:17:13,596
get out
of my laboratory!
351
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:16,400
I don't want
to play with you no more!
352
00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:19,410
Dexter,
you're just a...
353
00:17:19,446 --> 00:17:19,826
Sore loser!
354
00:17:19,863 --> 00:17:21,383
Good-bye!
355
00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:23,653
Don't let the door hit you
on the way out.
356
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:24,610
Dee Dee: Ouch.
357
00:17:24,646 --> 00:17:26,446
Now, where was I?
358
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,800
Ah, yes!
359
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,810
It won't budge.
360
00:17:31,846 --> 00:17:34,456
Errr! Uhhh! Arrrgh!
361
00:17:34,496 --> 00:17:37,396
Come on! What is wrong
with you?
362
00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:40,380
Ooooh! Arrgh! Unnh!
363
00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:43,783
Master computer:
Dexter, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
364
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:44,703
Huh?
365
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,680
Thank you
for releasing me
366
00:17:46,713 --> 00:17:48,763
from my
cartridge prison.
367
00:17:48,796 --> 00:17:54,476
Now I, master computer,
have plenty of cyberspace
368
00:17:54,513 --> 00:17:57,713
in which to expand
my evil powers!
369
00:17:57,746 --> 00:17:59,376
Ha ha ha ha!
370
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,613
Lab computer: Dexter, all
circuits are being taken over
371
00:18:01,646 --> 00:18:02,776
by a foreign virus.
372
00:18:02,813 --> 00:18:05,483
Please initiate complete
system shutdown
373
00:18:05,513 --> 00:18:06,603
to save core
permanent memory.
374
00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:09,730
Master computer: You thought
I was a mere toy!
375
00:18:09,763 --> 00:18:14,803
Well, now it's time
I toy withyou!
376
00:18:17,813 --> 00:18:18,833
What?
377
00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:21,783
Now you're in
my
378
00:18:21,813 --> 00:18:24,613
shall we play a game?
379
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:29,546
Waaaaahhh!
380
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:34,760
Oooh! This game grid
is too vast.
381
00:18:34,796 --> 00:18:37,706
I need something
in which to go fast.
382
00:18:37,746 --> 00:18:40,446
Hmmm...now that
I have been digitized
383
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:44,380
I should have access to all
modes of play, correct?
384
00:18:44,413 --> 00:18:46,853
Let's see...
Beam cycle program.
385
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:48,650
Go!
386
00:18:50,746 --> 00:18:55,446
I have you now, master computer.
387
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,730
Whoa!
388
00:18:57,713 --> 00:18:58,753
Holy megabytes!
389
00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:01,560
Time for some
quick maneuvering!
390
00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:09,813
Noooo!
391
00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:13,633
[Burp]
392
00:19:16,496 --> 00:19:17,676
Aaaahh! No!
393
00:19:17,713 --> 00:19:22,503
I'm trapped
in the grid spider's web site!
394
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:24,400
Man, this stinks.
395
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,530
Ok, I admit it.
396
00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:29,433
I can't play video games
to save my life.
397
00:19:29,463 --> 00:19:30,483
Literally.
398
00:19:30,513 --> 00:19:32,703
I am sorry,
computer.
399
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,380
I have failed you.
400
00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:37,613
Lab computer: Dexter, thereis
someone who can help us.
401
00:19:37,646 --> 00:19:39,426
No, not that!
402
00:19:39,463 --> 00:19:40,603
Anything but that!
403
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:42,730
Lab computer: I have saved
just enough power
404
00:19:42,763 --> 00:19:44,463
to send out
a message droid.
405
00:19:44,496 --> 00:19:46,446
Shall I
patch you through?
406
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,550
Ohhhh!
407
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:49,510
[Beep beep]
408
00:19:49,546 --> 00:19:50,446
Hello.
409
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,380
Dee Dee:
Oh, hello, Roy-bot.
410
00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:53,713
Come on in.
411
00:19:53,746 --> 00:19:55,626
Would you like
some batteries?
412
00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:56,833
[Beep beep]
413
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,453
A message?
414
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,380
Forme?
415
00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:00,583
Well, let's see...
416
00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:03,433
Yeah, looks like
you got something
417
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:04,763
jammed in here
real good.
418
00:20:04,796 --> 00:20:06,696
Were you in a--
419
00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:07,860
help me, Dee Dee!
420
00:20:08,396 --> 00:20:10,406
You're my only hope!
421
00:20:10,446 --> 00:20:10,856
Dexter?
422
00:20:11,396 --> 00:20:12,746
Dexter:
Stop it, Dee Dee!
423
00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:13,680
Now listen.
424
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,463
I need you
to go into my lab.
425
00:20:15,496 --> 00:20:17,456
But I'm not allowed
in your lab.
426
00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:18,596
Now you are.
427
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:19,780
Forever?
428
00:20:19,813 --> 00:20:20,753
Not forever.
429
00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,430
Well, I don't--
430
00:20:22,463 --> 00:20:23,533
ok, ok,forever.
431
00:20:23,563 --> 00:20:24,633
Now listen, Dee Dee.
432
00:20:24,663 --> 00:20:26,703
I need you
to go into my lab
433
00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:29,530
and play a game
of master computer.
434
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:30,563
And win!
435
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:33,556
And if you do, I promise
I won't get mad
436
00:20:33,596 --> 00:20:35,856
when you beat me
at video games. Ok?
437
00:20:36,396 --> 00:20:39,456
Promise
get mad?
438
00:20:39,496 --> 00:20:40,506
I promise!
439
00:20:40,546 --> 00:20:41,546
Ok!
440
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,480
I must be mad.
441
00:20:52,513 --> 00:20:56,613
Now foryou,
master computer!
442
00:20:58,463 --> 00:21:00,653
Dee Dee did it!
Dee Dee did it!
443
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:04,830
I won! I won! I won!
I won! I won! I won!
444
00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:06,403
Dexter:
Dee Dee, quick!
445
00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:07,810
Remove
the cartridge!
446
00:21:07,846 --> 00:21:10,576
Good! Now get me
out of here!
447
00:21:10,613 --> 00:21:11,513
Dee Dee!
448
00:21:11,546 --> 00:21:13,376
Dee Dee,
what are you doing?
449
00:21:13,413 --> 00:21:15,683
You said if I won,
you wouldn't get mad
450
00:21:15,713 --> 00:21:17,803
if I beat you
at video games, right?
451
00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:18,800
Uh...right.
452
00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:22,580
Dee Dee: Well,
prepare to be beaten!
453
00:21:22,613 --> 00:21:24,753
Primal fighter!
454
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:27,480
[Grunt grunt]
455
00:21:27,513 --> 00:21:28,603
Oh, no!
456
00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:30,500
No, Dee Dee, no!
457
00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:31,810
Ok, ok! You win!
458
00:21:31,846 --> 00:21:32,796
Ow ow ow!
459
00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:34,450
You win!
460
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,750
Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
461
00:21:35,780 --> 00:21:37,780
and U.S. department of education
462
00:21:40,596 --> 00:21:41,496
enter at
your own peril,
463
00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:42,810
past
the vaulted door
464
00:21:42,846 --> 00:21:45,456
where impossible
things may happen
465
00:21:45,496 --> 00:21:47,596
that the world's
never seen before.
466
00:21:47,630 --> 00:21:51,600
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
467
00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:53,550
♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪
468
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,830
♪ you've ever seen
469
00:21:54,863 --> 00:21:58,453
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
470
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,680
♪ to smithereens
471
00:22:00,713 --> 00:22:02,813
♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪
472
00:22:02,846 --> 00:22:03,806
♪ while things
go boom ♪
473
00:22:03,846 --> 00:22:05,576
♪ in Dexter's lab
474
00:22:05,613 --> 00:22:07,583
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475
00:22:07,613 --> 00:22:10,513
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476
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