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Saviors of the frickin' world.
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Whoo!
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[cheers and applause]
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♪ ♪
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[cheers and applause continue]
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And that's what
would have happened.
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If you had hired
cloudbeam marketing.
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- Hi.
- But you didn't.
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- So it didn't.
- Which is why you're broke.
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No judgment.
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Really? Because I judge it.
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Said our largest expense.
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Hey, alcohol is a group expense!
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Seems like we should
have cut alcohol
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before our health plan.
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Eh, vodka disinfects cuts.
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Well, I miss my
dark science budget.
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The hell is dark science?
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It's basically
science but darker.
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I'm sad the wall art's gone.
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It riled my loins.
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What doesn't rile your loins?
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- Enough!
- We're not here to waste time
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or prison toilet scotch.
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We're here because
these ranting buffoons
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think they can
solve our problems.
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One of her better introductions.
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Real talk? The espionage
climate has changed.
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Your old spy model
just doesn't work.
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- Hello, dinosaur?
- Meet asteroid.
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But that's where we come in.
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- Hello, dinosaur?
- Meet marketing.
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[gasps] are they turning
us into a dinosaur?
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Honestly, I don't know,
but I'm lovin' it.
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Simple version:
We can synthesize
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your messaging to encourage...
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Both: Multitier client sourcing.
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- [gasps]
- wow, did that just happen?
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- That was the simple version?
- Wait.
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Does this mean we're
shooting people again?
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Maybe. If we had bullets.
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- We sold the bullets?
- Yeah, we're boned.
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No, we're not.
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Yes, the government
denied our heroism
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and withheld payment.
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And yes, contracts
have been drying up,
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but I know better things
are right around the...
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[lights crackling]
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Around the
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[power whirs down] damn it!
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Around the what?
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Ass?
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[main title theme]
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♪ ♪
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your entire process
is outdated dirt.
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But dirt with potential.
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A nutrient-rich loam.
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Is there life on mars?
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- Both: Definitely.
- Oh-ho, man.
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You keep doing this
fun marketing banter
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and I'm gonna need
to sit on a sandbag.
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You need to get out
of the dark ages
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of the espionage industry.
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I mean, do you even
use global spy wire?
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Exactly how many
beats of silence
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are you shooting for?
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You're not on gsw?
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It's only the online
marketplace for spy jobs.
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Like the classifieds?
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- [laughter]
- extra! Extra!
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Spy master uses outdated media!
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Aw, jeez, don't raise
the prices, mr. Pulitzer.
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Both: "newsies"!
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My god, this is
what it's come to.
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Hocking my paintings
for rent money
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and taking business advice
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from theater school flunkies.
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I was economics.
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Folklore and mythology.
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Why would we use want ads?
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Our phone is ringing
off the hook.
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Well, actually,
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it has been pretty quiet lately.
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Okay, real talk?
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The phone is broken.
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- Since when?
- A few months ago.
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I don't know. I'd call
someone to fix it,
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but, you know.
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This is why you need cloudbeam.
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To buy us a new phone?
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To help you, the little guy,
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compete with the big spy
conglomerates like iia.
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Iia, pfft.
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Soulless vultures.
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Nice uniforms, though.
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I heard they bought odin,
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fired everyone, then
made them reapply
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for their own jobs at half pay.
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That's bullshit.
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You can't just fire
someone for no reason.
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It would have
happened to me by now.
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What's next? Do you fire
someone for breaking a phone
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when she was smashing a
ladybug over and over?
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Uh, okay, look.
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Maybe these guys have a point.
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About us being dirt?
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About us needing
help to compete.
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My reputation as the
world's greatest spy
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only goes so far.
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Especially since that's
a pre-coma reputation.
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- Said pre-nut-tap cyril.
- What?
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Aaaaah!
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Uh, sorry I'm late.
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Robert and I got into
another huge fight about...
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About whether or not we'd care?
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Ugh, actually, sort of.
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It all started when...
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Wanted ads?
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Is that all you've got?
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[laughs] hardly.
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You also need a strong brand,
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and that starts
with a good name.
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Think of something
people already love.
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Then spice it up
with a spy angle.
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Ooh! Anal bullets!
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And that feels like
a good place to stop.
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Thank you for your interest,
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but we simply don't
need cloudbeam.
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Fair enough, but
I have a feeling
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we'll be hearing from you soon.
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Yeah, hearing you
scream our names
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from the rooftops.
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Both: "kaya, alton,
save us! Save us!"
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[laughter]
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Anybody else got
an eerie feeling
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they might be right?
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Nonsense, there's
nothing they said
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that we can't do ourselves.
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Pam, cheryl, you two are
our new marketing team.
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- Brand us.
- [gasps] I'll get my tools.
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I think she means
with a name, cowboy.
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We'll give her options.
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As for new jobs, we'll start
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with small missions on gsw,
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get a good rating, and slowly...
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Sign up for the
most lucrative job
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on global spy wire, boom.
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"Rival bounty situation.
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"Cash on delivery
of the package.
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Multiple bidders."
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What? No money up front?
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But big money in back.
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We'll be drinking non-swill
from non-plastic in no time.
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Idiot!
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Do you realize how competitive
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this contract will be?
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Now that I'm involved? Very.
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We can't afford this mission.
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We can barely afford the flight.
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And your testicles can't afford
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another cane tap.
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- Ah!
- Ugh, let's do it.
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After the morning
I've had with robert,
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I'd go anywhere.
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Preferably somewhere with...
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Archer: A giant
heap of rat shit.
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Seriously, cyril?
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Oh, wait, there's also
a pile of rat shit
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under here, which
means we're looking at
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a men's room/women's
room situation.
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This was the nicest
place we could afford.
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I'm trying to save our funds.
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Not an issue because I spent
all the funds on trânt.
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- Who the hell is trânt?
- You mean what is trânt.
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It's moldovan folk wrestling,
and it's fantastic.
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You lost all our money gambling
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on regional martial arts?
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No, my guys won,
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but then I had to buy drinks.
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- It'll be fine.
- Here are the briefing papers.
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Double-sided? How poor are we?
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You just spent all of our money.
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Yeah, on memories that
will last a lifetime.
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Two days ago, mercenaries
kidnapped this man,
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known as the professor.
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And that thing is a prototype
for an ionic fusion device.
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- Ionic fusion device?
- What is that?
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An expensive macguffin
in a life full of them.
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According to our sources,
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he's being moved out of
the country in a few hours
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on this highway.
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We worked all of our
contacts to get this tip,
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so our only advantage is
this one piece of information
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that none of the
big agencies have.
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Greetings, and
welcome to moldova.
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Finally, the concierge.
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We'd like a free
bottle of scotch
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and directions to
a hall of trânt
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that takes bets on credit.
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And a room with less rat feces?
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Forgive me for intruding.
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My name is fabian kingsworth.
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I am head of iia.
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- Well, well, well.
- The competition.
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- [laughs]
- I guess your tiny agency
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is competition for iia
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the way coffee is
competition for cocaine.
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Yeah, I mean, sure.
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I mean, what do you want?
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We're sort of mid-mission here.
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I just wanted to stop by
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to get a chance to meet
the sterling archer.
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I was delighted to
learn you were not dead
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but, rather, alive as a mere
shadow of your former self.
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Well, looks like
you're chasing shadows,
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since we got here first.
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First? [Laughs]
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We set up our command
center weeks ago.
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And of course, our satellites
are always overhead.
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Which works slightly better
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than a guy on a roof
with binoculars.
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Oh, yeah? Well, we have...
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A guy on a roof?
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No. Something way
better than that.
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[thunder booming]
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Cold-ass pouring rain.
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Cheap-ass binoculars.
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[electricity sparking]
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That.
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- [laughs]
- I'm rooting for you, archer.
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Like when you see a
beetle on its back,
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legs kicking and flailing,
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not knowing that
he's already dead
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as the shadow of a giant
elegant bird falls over him.
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I am that bird.
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At which point,
the beetle hops up
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and eats the bird!
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Ah!
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- [sighs]
- why build on his metaphor?
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And what beetle eats birds?
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Jesus, your forearms
are like bowling pins.
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- Yes, well, uh...
- [clears throat]
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I should get going.
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I'm sorry.
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It's emotional meeting
someone I used to look up to.
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There is no way we're
losing to that asshole.
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Starting now, we stay one...
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No, make it two
steps ahead of him.
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- Cyril, note that.
- I'm not mission secretary.
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- Then what are you?
- Hey, two step,
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fabian planted a bug
on your shoulder.
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Damn it!
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Oh!
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Why won't this break when you...
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Just gonna save us some time.
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Okay, new plan: We
follow kingsworth
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and sabotage him and his team
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in a super humiliating way.
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Archer, we are not
risking this mission
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and our lives so you can beat
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a better version of yourself.
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- He is not better.
- He said he looked up to me.
263
00:09:08,563 --> 00:09:10,396
Actually, he said he used to.
264
00:09:10,481 --> 00:09:11,614
I know what he said!
265
00:09:11,649 --> 00:09:12,731
- Y'all!
- I just saw a caravan of...
266
00:09:12,817 --> 00:09:14,533
Both: Iia vehicles. We know.
267
00:09:14,619 --> 00:09:16,518
Well, nice to know my pneumonia
268
00:09:16,571 --> 00:09:18,454
and near electrocution
was worth it.
269
00:09:18,489 --> 00:09:19,572
Shut up. Here's the plan.
270
00:09:19,657 --> 00:09:20,789
Ray, find their command center.
271
00:09:20,825 --> 00:09:22,691
- Way ahead of you.
- They got a jillion cars
272
00:09:22,743 --> 00:09:24,710
over at the moldovan
bloom hotel.
273
00:09:24,795 --> 00:09:26,695
Okay, lana and I
will follow iia.
274
00:09:26,747 --> 00:09:28,464
You two stay back
here and pretend
275
00:09:28,499 --> 00:09:30,499
that I'm still with you
so the bug hears it.
276
00:09:30,551 --> 00:09:31,812
And just how are
we gonna do that?
277
00:09:31,836 --> 00:09:34,503
Just pretend we're talking
and do an impression of me.
278
00:09:34,555 --> 00:09:35,816
What, like, "my name's archer."
279
00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,873
"I'm an egomaniac who
endangers every mission
280
00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:40,476
"with my self-serving
narcissism.
281
00:09:40,528 --> 00:09:43,529
Also, I'm inebriated
almost 24 hours a day."
282
00:09:43,614 --> 00:09:45,514
Ha! That was pretty
good, actually.
283
00:09:45,566 --> 00:09:47,650
Lose the "almost" and
then take it again.
284
00:09:51,072 --> 00:09:52,332
We're just as good as cloudbeam.
285
00:09:52,356 --> 00:09:55,074
So espionage names,
espionage names...
286
00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:56,992
Oh, I got it.
287
00:09:57,028 --> 00:09:58,360
S.P. Nosh.
288
00:09:58,412 --> 00:10:00,162
Sure, if you're
planning on opening
289
00:10:00,197 --> 00:10:02,164
a spy-themed delicatessen.
290
00:10:02,199 --> 00:10:03,248
Hmm.
291
00:10:03,334 --> 00:10:07,036
What would kaya and alton do?
292
00:10:07,104 --> 00:10:09,038
"Hey, everything
here is old as dirt!"
293
00:10:09,106 --> 00:10:11,040
- "Dirt with potential!"
- "edible dirt!"
294
00:10:11,108 --> 00:10:12,369
"loud words and fake laughter!"
295
00:10:12,393 --> 00:10:16,061
[laughter]
296
00:10:16,147 --> 00:10:18,397
So break for lunch?
297
00:10:21,152 --> 00:10:23,152
Lana: Ugh, I can't believe
I'm asking you this.
298
00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:25,270
- Oh, god.
- Look, lana, I'm flattered.
299
00:10:25,356 --> 00:10:26,405
So just make it
quick. [zipper unzips]
300
00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:28,273
What? I am not
asking to blow you.
301
00:10:28,359 --> 00:10:29,391
Then open with that.
302
00:10:29,443 --> 00:10:31,410
God, this is
already hard enough.
303
00:10:31,495 --> 00:10:34,062
- Phrasing.
- Ugh, forget it.
304
00:10:34,115 --> 00:10:35,164
No, sorry, go ahead.
305
00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:37,366
You can't believe you're
asking this, but...
306
00:10:37,418 --> 00:10:41,120
But when you live with
someone who annoys you,
307
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:43,122
how do you address it
without causing conflict?
308
00:10:43,174 --> 00:10:44,256
Hmm, have you tried making them
309
00:10:44,342 --> 00:10:45,374
eat a bowl of spiderwebs?
310
00:10:45,426 --> 00:10:47,292
[cell phone buzzing]
what do you want, pam?
311
00:10:47,378 --> 00:10:50,295
No, there's already a company
called spies with thighs.
312
00:10:50,381 --> 00:10:51,380
They're pis.
313
00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:53,132
They're good guys.
314
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,250
How may I help you?
315
00:10:55,302 --> 00:10:57,186
Yes, my name is chet manley,
316
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,138
and my wife, betty, right here
317
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,390
just found a severed
thumb in our bidet.
318
00:11:01,442 --> 00:11:03,108
Can we please see a manager?
319
00:11:03,194 --> 00:11:05,310
Oh, my! Yes, just one moment.
320
00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:08,313
There, a block of
suites for iia.
321
00:11:08,399 --> 00:11:09,599
20th floor.
322
00:11:11,118 --> 00:11:12,234
- [clears throat]
- what?
323
00:11:12,286 --> 00:11:14,286
I want to talk to the
manager about that thumb.
324
00:11:14,372 --> 00:11:16,238
Might get a free drink
ticket out of it.
325
00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:20,075
Our target will cross route 90
326
00:11:20,127 --> 00:11:21,377
at 1400 hours.
327
00:11:21,412 --> 00:11:23,245
Per usual, if you're late,
328
00:11:23,297 --> 00:11:24,380
the minutes will be
taken out of your
329
00:11:24,415 --> 00:11:26,081
paid family leave time.
330
00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:27,166
[people groan]
331
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,167
And a reminder:
332
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,285
Bullet rationing
is still in effect.
333
00:11:30,337 --> 00:11:33,172
That's $5 per bullet
that misses the target.
334
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:34,339
I'm looking at you, andy.
335
00:11:34,425 --> 00:11:36,475
Bullet penalties? Ha! Suckers.
336
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:39,127
Well, at least they
can afford bullets.
337
00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:42,314
[speaking moldovan]
338
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:46,351
[speaking moldovan, laughs]
339
00:11:46,437 --> 00:11:48,187
Once en route, there's no exit
340
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,438
for 80 kilometers.
341
00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:51,306
All right? We head out in ten.
342
00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:53,158
Ten? We gotta go
if we're gonna...
343
00:11:53,244 --> 00:11:55,444
Do the insanely stupid
thing of sabotaging iia
344
00:11:55,496 --> 00:11:57,312
instead of just beating
them to the punch?
345
00:11:57,364 --> 00:11:59,248
You know what else
seemed insanely stupid?
346
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,316
- Betting on folk wrestling.
- Sure was.
347
00:12:01,368 --> 00:12:03,285
But I had a great time, lana.
348
00:12:03,337 --> 00:12:04,369
Congrats on the wedding.
349
00:12:04,455 --> 00:12:05,421
Hope it works out better for you
350
00:12:05,456 --> 00:12:07,456
than it did for lana here.
351
00:12:07,508 --> 00:12:09,458
Whoa, boerl & kroff?
352
00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,427
Now I see why you
couldn't afford a suite.
353
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,497
Ray: Well, archer,
you're in charge.
354
00:12:15,549 --> 00:12:17,165
What's our next move?
355
00:12:17,218 --> 00:12:18,350
Cyril: The plan is, we stay here
356
00:12:18,436 --> 00:12:20,385
and wait for
instructions, dipshit.
357
00:12:20,471 --> 00:12:21,437
[laughter]
358
00:12:21,472 --> 00:12:23,305
[clears throat] uh, hey, guys.
359
00:12:23,357 --> 00:12:25,474
Uh, should we order
some room service?
360
00:12:25,526 --> 00:12:27,476
Ugh, god forbid you skip a meal
361
00:12:27,528 --> 00:12:29,478
and your breasts
shrink to a b-cup.
362
00:12:29,530 --> 00:12:31,480
[snickers]
363
00:12:34,485 --> 00:12:36,485
God, sometimes I
think my entire life
364
00:12:36,537 --> 00:12:38,370
is just sneaking around.
365
00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:40,489
Do you ever wonder if
you, ugh, I don't know,
366
00:12:40,541 --> 00:12:42,190
made the wrong choice?
367
00:12:42,243 --> 00:12:43,242
Like how I should've
brought ray with me
368
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,493
instead of you? Constantly.
369
00:12:44,545 --> 00:12:46,462
I mean in a relationship.
370
00:12:46,497 --> 00:12:48,297
I wouldn't call
this a relationship.
371
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,249
Not with you! With robert.
372
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,384
Oh, yeah, that seems terrible.
373
00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:54,369
- But is it?
- I mean, I do love him.
374
00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:57,172
But other times,
I'm just like, ugh.
375
00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:59,207
Yeah, like during old man sex?
376
00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:00,375
How's it work if you
both just lie there?
377
00:13:00,427 --> 00:13:02,344
Lana: Shh! Guards.
378
00:13:02,396 --> 00:13:04,546
Archer: No, employees.
379
00:13:04,598 --> 00:13:07,432
Hey, dickheads, I'm
gonna steal that humvee.
380
00:13:07,518 --> 00:13:08,517
You better shoot me.
381
00:13:08,569 --> 00:13:11,186
[gunfire]
382
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:13,438
Oof, 20 bullets and
none in my body?
383
00:13:13,524 --> 00:13:15,324
What is that, 100 bucks?
384
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:18,360
[gunfire]
385
00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:21,246
Ha-ha! 200 bucks.
386
00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:23,282
You're basically
working for... Aah!
387
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,233
Okay, 195.
388
00:13:25,286 --> 00:13:28,337
[exciting music]
389
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,588
♪ ♪
390
00:13:29,673 --> 00:13:31,256
[air hissing]
391
00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:32,569
Okay, we'll disable
their vehicles,
392
00:13:32,593 --> 00:13:34,259
then go pick up the others.
393
00:13:34,345 --> 00:13:35,545
With our new helicopter.
394
00:13:37,548 --> 00:13:39,381
Archer, you can't
fly a helicopter.
395
00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:41,216
Being in a coma
didn't make me less
396
00:13:41,268 --> 00:13:42,384
of a helicopter pilot, lana.
397
00:13:42,436 --> 00:13:44,303
You never knew how
to fly a helicopter!
398
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,437
Well, then we're both right.
399
00:13:45,523 --> 00:13:47,306
- I'm not getting in that.
- Great.
400
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,441
Grab us a humvee and I'll
race you to the hotel.
401
00:13:49,527 --> 00:13:50,442
Whoo-hoo!
402
00:13:50,528 --> 00:13:52,528
Oh! Oh, shit. Oh, god.
403
00:13:52,563 --> 00:13:55,230
Ah-ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!
404
00:13:55,282 --> 00:13:57,399
Sorry. Not a
political statement.
405
00:13:57,451 --> 00:13:59,318
Just an accident.
406
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,286
Well, maybe you'd
have a better job
407
00:14:01,372 --> 00:14:03,205
if you didn't have
such a debilitating
408
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,373
confidence issue.
409
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,408
And what about you,
ray, you dipshit?
410
00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:08,605
You live in a studio apartment
filled with mid-century
411
00:14:08,629 --> 00:14:11,380
craftsman doghouses and no dog.
412
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:12,548
A: They're queen anne's.
413
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,383
B: Dogs would ruin them.
414
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,585
And c: I'll kill you!
415
00:14:20,641 --> 00:14:22,457
Cyril: What the hell is this?
416
00:14:22,509 --> 00:14:23,592
A helicopter?
417
00:14:23,644 --> 00:14:25,260
Get in!
418
00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:26,428
Yeah, I'm good on the ground.
419
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,464
- That's an option?
- I'm also good on the ground.
420
00:14:29,516 --> 00:14:32,401
Archer: Helicopter!
421
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:34,469
[tires screeching]
422
00:14:34,521 --> 00:14:36,655
Iia has armored humvees?
423
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:39,358
Ooh. Ooooh.
424
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,476
Yep. Butt warmers.
425
00:14:41,528 --> 00:14:43,495
Both: We should look into iia.
426
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,332
[crow caws]
427
00:14:47,418 --> 00:14:48,367
Archer: That's it, sheila.
428
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:49,668
Nice and easy.
429
00:14:49,753 --> 00:14:51,420
You named the helicopter sheila?
430
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,255
No, the stick is sheila.
431
00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:56,425
The helicopter is
dr. Whirlington spinblade.
432
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,326
Okay, I have a
visual on the target.
433
00:14:58,379 --> 00:14:59,628
Semitruck, dead ahead.
434
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,629
You see that, lana?
435
00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:02,497
Step one: Take out iia.
436
00:15:02,549 --> 00:15:04,383
Step two: Get the scientists.
437
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,550
Step three: Profit.
438
00:15:05,636 --> 00:15:07,603
And a haircut. It's
been, like, two weeks.
439
00:15:07,638 --> 00:15:10,389
Lana: Congrats. You
accidentally didn't fail.
440
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,441
And got a free helicopter.
441
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:15,644
Um, how sure are you that
you finished step one?
442
00:15:15,696 --> 00:15:18,647
[dramatic music]
443
00:15:18,699 --> 00:15:22,284
♪ ♪
444
00:15:22,319 --> 00:15:23,568
[guns cocking]
445
00:15:23,654 --> 00:15:24,686
Pretty sure.
446
00:15:24,738 --> 00:15:26,455
Ah!
447
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,491
[gunfire]
448
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:33,695
U're some rich,
449
00:15:33,747 --> 00:15:35,141
fancy-pants company who needs
professional spy shit done.
450
00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:37,165
Do you want to want the
cold, hard tile feel
451
00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:40,085
of a big conglomerate like iia?
452
00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:42,921
Ha-ha! I'd rather kill
myself and take you with me.
453
00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:44,923
Or do you want a boutique agency
454
00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:46,925
that offers a warm,
personal touch?
455
00:15:47,011 --> 00:15:48,927
Like a stranger's
hand on your side butt
456
00:15:49,013 --> 00:15:50,045
in an airport shuttle.
457
00:15:50,114 --> 00:15:52,047
When you need spies, you need...
458
00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:53,949
Both: Slugs-n-jugs!
459
00:15:54,018 --> 00:15:56,068
Pew, pew, pew.
460
00:15:56,153 --> 00:15:57,853
[sighs]
461
00:15:57,905 --> 00:15:58,987
I told you we
should've gone with
462
00:15:59,023 --> 00:16:01,073
the back and spyin' center.
463
00:16:01,158 --> 00:16:02,891
That's why I think our company
464
00:16:02,943 --> 00:16:05,077
would make a great
investment for...
465
00:16:05,162 --> 00:16:08,063
Oh, you can't do
this to me, maurice.
466
00:16:08,115 --> 00:16:10,916
You just can't. I...
467
00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:12,034
Hello? [Line beeps]
468
00:16:12,086 --> 00:16:14,069
Damn it!
469
00:16:14,121 --> 00:16:16,922
Think, malory. Think.
470
00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:19,875
No, not that. Think harder.
471
00:16:19,927 --> 00:16:20,959
[sighs]
472
00:16:21,045 --> 00:16:22,928
Fine.
473
00:16:23,013 --> 00:16:25,931
[phone beeps, line rings]
474
00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:27,933
[gunfire]
475
00:16:28,018 --> 00:16:29,968
[dramatic music]
476
00:16:30,054 --> 00:16:32,104
- Can you not?
- I'm still learning here.
477
00:16:32,189 --> 00:16:38,026
♪ ♪
478
00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:40,112
ray: Dukes!
479
00:16:41,815 --> 00:16:43,126
Butt warmers and
bulletproof windows?
480
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:44,350
I mean...
481
00:16:45,285 --> 00:16:47,035
Archer: Jesus, they
sprung for tracers?
482
00:16:47,071 --> 00:16:48,103
That's good prep.
483
00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:50,122
I almost feel bad about
my inevitable triumph.
484
00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:52,107
Triumph? I've been shot twice.
485
00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:53,970
Lana: Archer, you want
to help me down here,
486
00:16:53,994 --> 00:16:56,211
or you just gonna watch
me get rammed from behind?
487
00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:57,913
That one was intentional, right?
488
00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:59,214
- Lana: Archer!
- I'm coming.
489
00:17:00,968 --> 00:17:02,968
Also intentional.
490
00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:04,052
[cell phone buzzes]
491
00:17:04,088 --> 00:17:05,120
What? Pam: Hey, lana.
492
00:17:05,172 --> 00:17:07,222
What about spies & dolls?
493
00:17:07,257 --> 00:17:09,057
Well, what does
the doll part mean?
494
00:17:09,093 --> 00:17:10,976
Cheryl: Maybe we leave
behind a creepy doll
495
00:17:11,061 --> 00:17:12,227
on every mission.
496
00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:14,062
Pam: You know what?
We'll call you back.
497
00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:15,180
Cyril: What are you doing?
498
00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:17,099
Archer: What does
it look like, cyril?
499
00:17:17,151 --> 00:17:18,150
I'm using the helicopter blades
500
00:17:18,235 --> 00:17:20,068
to slice open the
top of the truck.
501
00:17:20,104 --> 00:17:22,104
Helicopter!
502
00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:26,991
Uh-oh. Apparently helicopters
don't like it when you do that.
503
00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:29,144
Keep it together, dr. Spinblade.
504
00:17:29,196 --> 00:17:31,079
Ah, damn it, I'm stuck.
505
00:17:31,115 --> 00:17:33,949
I'm not leaving
without you, cyril.
506
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:37,035
Ha, I need something
soft to land on.
507
00:17:37,121 --> 00:17:39,037
[both scream and grunt]
508
00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:40,038
[explosion]
509
00:17:40,124 --> 00:17:42,207
Ah, god damn it, cyril.
510
00:17:42,292 --> 00:17:44,960
What good is your pillowy
beef-suit of a torso
511
00:17:45,012 --> 00:17:46,962
if you don't position
yourself under me?
512
00:17:47,014 --> 00:17:49,047
[gunfire]
513
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:51,967
Hey, I see that scientist guy
down there with the thingy
514
00:17:52,019 --> 00:17:53,268
and three... check that,
515
00:17:53,303 --> 00:17:55,053
one alive kidnapper.
516
00:17:55,139 --> 00:17:57,005
[gunfire]
517
00:17:57,057 --> 00:17:58,190
Damn it, I'm out.
518
00:17:58,275 --> 00:17:59,941
Oh, wait, no, I'm not.
519
00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:02,027
Man, iia's got
good taste in guns.
520
00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:03,145
Fabian: You got that right.
521
00:18:03,197 --> 00:18:04,946
What? Who the hell is that?
522
00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:06,209
Fabian: The guy who wants
to offer you a way out
523
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:07,983
of your terrible job.
524
00:18:08,035 --> 00:18:09,184
How'd you get in my earpiece?
525
00:18:09,236 --> 00:18:11,181
Fabian: Do you guys
seriously not have satellite?
526
00:18:11,205 --> 00:18:12,954
Ray: Satellite?
527
00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:15,290
The microwave in our break
room has a rotary dial.
528
00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:18,326
- Silly rabbit.
- Warlock six, engage!
529
00:18:22,216 --> 00:18:25,000
- Jesus.
- Ray, shoot out the tires.
530
00:18:25,052 --> 00:18:27,252
[gunfire]
531
00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:30,255
♪ ♪
532
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,090
god damn it, pam.
533
00:18:32,176 --> 00:18:33,403
Hey, shit for brains, I'm busy.
534
00:18:33,427 --> 00:18:35,177
Leave me the hell alone.
535
00:18:38,065 --> 00:18:39,214
I just...
536
00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:41,216
I love you too.
537
00:18:41,268 --> 00:18:42,317
Ah!
538
00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:44,069
Krieger, you idiot.
539
00:18:44,154 --> 00:18:46,387
Why didn't you build a
cane with the jaws of life?
540
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,223
[electronic beeping
and whirring]
541
00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:50,275
Ha! Look at that.
542
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,077
Cyril, climb into
the cab of the truck,
543
00:18:52,162 --> 00:18:54,162
overtake the driver, and
get behind the wheel.
544
00:18:54,198 --> 00:18:55,230
Are you kidding me?
545
00:18:55,282 --> 00:18:57,065
How the hell do you
want me to do that?
546
00:18:57,117 --> 00:18:59,201
Squeeze your fat ass into
the cab of that truck
547
00:18:59,253 --> 00:19:01,203
like there's a free box
of twinkies in there.
548
00:19:02,206 --> 00:19:04,072
[grunts]
549
00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:06,074
Not so fast, punk.
550
00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:07,209
Oh, shit. Oh, god.
551
00:19:07,261 --> 00:19:09,044
Hang on, I thought
I turned these off.
552
00:19:09,096 --> 00:19:10,095
- Man: Ah!
- [yelps]
553
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:11,179
- sorry.
- Please don't hurt me.
554
00:19:11,215 --> 00:19:12,297
- Hurt you?
- I'm here to rescue you.
555
00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:14,015
[man groaning painfully]
556
00:19:14,051 --> 00:19:16,134
Uh, ignore that
ripped-apart guy.
557
00:19:17,387 --> 00:19:20,055
[grunting]
558
00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:21,256
I'm in! We did it!
559
00:19:21,308 --> 00:19:23,024
We won!
560
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,226
Um...
561
00:19:24,278 --> 00:19:26,027
Lana, looks like we're coming up
562
00:19:26,063 --> 00:19:27,290
on a checkpoint with a blockade.
563
00:19:27,314 --> 00:19:29,030
Know anything about that?
564
00:19:29,066 --> 00:19:31,099
That is the border of
moldova and transnistria.
565
00:19:31,151 --> 00:19:32,267
Did you not read the briefing?
566
00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:34,347
Archer: Who reads the back
of a two-sided briefing?
567
00:19:34,371 --> 00:19:36,271
What the hell is
transnistri, lana?
568
00:19:36,323 --> 00:19:39,124
It's a tiny breakaway
country from moldova
569
00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:41,293
that is literally one
side of the river.
570
00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:43,111
Lovely people.
571
00:19:43,163 --> 00:19:44,129
Cyril: Here's a fun twist.
572
00:19:44,214 --> 00:19:46,081
My brakes don't work.
573
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:47,165
That was me.
574
00:19:47,251 --> 00:19:49,134
I scrambled the
electronic braking system.
575
00:19:49,219 --> 00:19:51,286
I'll just grab the
prototype and skedaddle.
576
00:19:51,338 --> 00:19:52,453
[shouts]
577
00:19:52,506 --> 00:19:54,222
Ope! I say.
578
00:19:54,258 --> 00:19:55,458
Poor archer.
579
00:19:55,509 --> 00:19:57,225
So diminished.
580
00:19:57,261 --> 00:19:58,393
He wouldn't make it
through the first round
581
00:19:58,428 --> 00:20:00,461
of screening at iia.
582
00:20:00,514 --> 00:20:03,398
Don't try to convince
me to join iia
583
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:05,317
by playing mind games, fabian.
584
00:20:05,402 --> 00:20:07,402
You? Join the iia?
585
00:20:07,437 --> 00:20:10,188
At what feels like a quarter
of your former strength?
586
00:20:10,274 --> 00:20:12,190
How's this for a
quarter strength?
587
00:20:12,276 --> 00:20:13,491
Yes, with the cane.
588
00:20:13,577 --> 00:20:15,160
But without it...
589
00:20:15,245 --> 00:20:17,245
- Whoa, oh!
- [grunts]
590
00:20:18,532 --> 00:20:21,166
Oh! [Glass shatters]
591
00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:23,418
looks like I'll be
taking this after all.
592
00:20:23,453 --> 00:20:26,254
Good effort, archer.
593
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:28,256
Fabian!
594
00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:30,186
God damn it, he's getting
away with the prototype.
595
00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:31,159
Shit.
596
00:20:31,211 --> 00:20:32,438
We've got bigger problems, lana.
597
00:20:32,462 --> 00:20:34,212
He broke my cane.
598
00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:36,242
And I was still learning
about its new features.
599
00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:37,493
Cyril: Um, guys?
[chuckles nervously]
600
00:20:37,517 --> 00:20:39,167
Still no brakes up here.
601
00:20:39,219 --> 00:20:40,352
If I may interject...
602
00:20:40,437 --> 00:20:42,332
Iana: God, you just had
to prove that you were
603
00:20:42,356 --> 00:20:44,584
better than fabian, which
you most obviously are not.
604
00:20:44,608 --> 00:20:46,474
- It's not obvious to me.
- Cyril: Guys?
605
00:20:46,526 --> 00:20:48,476
If I may, that prototype
is useless without
606
00:20:48,528 --> 00:20:51,279
the uranium glass gamma
lens I have in my pocket.
607
00:20:51,315 --> 00:20:54,482
Plus, all the necessary
information is in my brain.
608
00:20:54,534 --> 00:20:56,284
Ha, hear that, lana?
609
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,370
See? There is one piece
of good news in all...
610
00:20:58,455 --> 00:21:01,522
Jesus christ, cyril, look out!
611
00:21:01,575 --> 00:21:04,492
[glass shatters]
612
00:21:04,544 --> 00:21:07,495
[monitor beeping steadily]
613
00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:13,468
He needed me, and
I let him down.
614
00:21:13,503 --> 00:21:16,421
He's strong. He'll make it.
615
00:21:16,506 --> 00:21:18,206
Oh-ho, boy.
616
00:21:18,258 --> 00:21:19,507
Not this coma shit again.
617
00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:21,509
Yeah, comas aren't
as entertaining
618
00:21:21,561 --> 00:21:23,311
to watch as I hoped.
619
00:21:23,347 --> 00:21:24,574
Hey, you guys ever
do this to me?
620
00:21:24,598 --> 00:21:26,547
[laughs]
621
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,267
Krieger: Oh, god. Pam:
Better believe it.
622
00:21:28,352 --> 00:21:29,517
Lana: Oh, absolutely.
[sustained beep, all gasp]
623
00:21:29,569 --> 00:21:32,387
Oh, sorry, ms. Archer sold
my good life-support device.
624
00:21:32,439 --> 00:21:34,272
This one's made out
of a washing machine
625
00:21:34,358 --> 00:21:36,241
and a leaf blower.
626
00:21:36,326 --> 00:21:39,411
[phone rings]
627
00:21:39,496 --> 00:21:41,396
Good morning, this is...
628
00:21:41,448 --> 00:21:43,564
The... Agency.
Lana: Good enough.
629
00:21:43,617 --> 00:21:45,261
Archer: That wasn't
bad. Ray: Don't hate it.
630
00:21:45,285 --> 00:21:46,234
Man: This is the client.
631
00:21:46,286 --> 00:21:47,285
I need the scientist.
632
00:21:47,371 --> 00:21:48,370
I'll give you a million.
633
00:21:48,422 --> 00:21:50,422
Well, he is in a tiny,
634
00:21:50,507 --> 00:21:52,240
little coma.
635
00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:53,425
Man: Make that 200,000.
636
00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:55,427
Or we defer payment
637
00:21:55,512 --> 00:21:57,262
until he wakes up,
638
00:21:57,347 --> 00:21:58,513
and at that time,
639
00:21:58,548 --> 00:22:00,548
we'll require the entire reward,
640
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,350
plus his medical expenses,
641
00:22:02,386 --> 00:22:04,269
10% for our troubles,
642
00:22:04,354 --> 00:22:07,389
and a five-star review on gsw.
643
00:22:07,441 --> 00:22:09,224
Deal? Man: Uh...
644
00:22:09,276 --> 00:22:10,476
Deal.
645
00:22:10,527 --> 00:22:12,427
Uh, aren't we still super poor?
646
00:22:12,479 --> 00:22:14,312
As it happens, the
agency's purse strings
647
00:22:14,398 --> 00:22:15,480
have loosened up a bit.
648
00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:19,367
I was able to find
us a new financier.
649
00:22:19,403 --> 00:22:22,237
But no more
unnecessary expenses.
650
00:22:22,289 --> 00:22:23,238
Wait.
651
00:22:23,290 --> 00:22:26,291
Uh, is that a new
crystal tumbler?
652
00:22:26,376 --> 00:22:28,343
You're damn right.
653
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,414
Made in georgia.
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