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♪
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Do you have a little time
for saving the planet?
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No, I don't!
No, I don't!
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But you have time
to hide in a bush?
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WOMAN: It's important to me,
so I make the time.
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Pardon me,
do you want clean air?
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- [horn honks]
- We're not asking for anything!
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Just handing out information!
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WOMAN: That's not a risk
I'm willing to take!
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Sorry, babe.
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I'm sure we can trick somebody
into taking a flyer.
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We're not trying
to trick anybody, Jeff.
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- Really?
- [sighs]
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All I'm trying to do is
make the world a better place.
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Beep! Beep!
Backing up, backing up!
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- [horn honks]
- Hey, you don't own the roads!
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- Roger?
- Dr. Sunny Sunderson.
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If you or anyone you know
is interested in going solar,
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fill one of these out
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and leave it in that
dead ficus tree on 18th Street.
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I won't let the USPS
on my property
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'cause I don't engage
with any business
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that produces greenhouse gases.
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I use no fossil fuels!
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"Dr. Sunny Sunderson's
SunSuckers."
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Wait, is this one
of your blowjob businesses?
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Dr. Sunny Sunderson's SunSuckers
is one of the cleanest
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and greenest businesses
in the world!
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Just loaded up on supplies.
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Seaweed sheet?
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Wait, Roger, you really own
a solar business?
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- Want to come see my shop?
- Might as well.
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- What's the address?
- No.
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You come with me
or you don't come at all.
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- But we have Jeff's van.
- No fossil fuels!
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[horn honks]
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MAN: Come on,
move the tricycle, pal!
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This is
a recumbent bike, buddy.
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MAN: More like a repugnant bike.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, try this on for size.
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[grunts]
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Yeah, you better run...
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Oh, he's not running,
he's getting out.
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Everyone on the bike!
Let's go!
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[patriotic music plays]
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪
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Who has
the TV Listings Booklet?
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The what?
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The booklet in the Sunday paper
that tells you
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when every show is on
so you can plan out your week,
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decide what days of work
to skip.
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- They still make that?
- Why do you need it?
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I thought you had every channel
and every program memorized.
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Because sometimes
they change it.
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I thought you said
you could anticipate
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changes in programming
even before the networks.
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That is true, I can do that.
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But what's even truer is my love
for antiquated practices
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long after
they're deemed useless.
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Greg, Stan Smith
from across the street.
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Yes, it has been a good,
long while.
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I was wondering if you got
your TV Listings Booklet
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with your paper today.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, really?
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He got his today, but he didn't
get his last week.
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I think we have on our hands
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a TV Listings Booklet thief.
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Oh, my God, this is serious!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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My SunSuckers perform better
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than any other solar panel
on the market
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'cause they don't just capture
the sun, they suck it in.
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This is great.
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I didn't know you had
personas who cared
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about the greater good.
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Yeah, they care
so I don't have to.
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Hey, Dale, how's the wife?
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She came back!
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Are you installing
my final solar panel today?
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Hey, I gave you
my six-month guarantee,
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and then a couple
of four-month guarantees,
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and then my famous
29-month guarantee,
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and I finished
only three months late.
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I came up with the idea
for the SunSucker
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while scuba diving
out in Mollusk Bay.
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I almost got my face ripped off
by an octopus.
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As it brought me
into its siphon, I thought,
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"What if I could
do this to the sun?"
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And suck it in!
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Exactly.
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Now I'm gonna use it
to turn Langley Falls
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completely solar.
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- That's amazing.
- [horn blares]
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[screaming]
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We're good.
Everyone's good.
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♪
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Built it all myself,
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everything running
off SunSuckers, of course.
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This is a real solar company.
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Of course it's real.
Why wouldn't it be real?
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It's just always so hard for me
to understand what you can do.
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I mean, this looks like
a lifetime's worth of work,
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and yet I know yesterday,
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you spent the whole day as
taco inspector Feliz Nachodad.
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So you do understand.
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Now let me show you the beads.
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My beautiful beads.
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This full tub represents
all the pollution in Langley.
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Each bead is 1,000 tons
of carbon dioxide.
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I never do anything
to add to this pile.
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And every time
I install a solar panel,
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I move one bead
to mark my progress.
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That's the fifth unit
I've installed
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in the last 2 1/2 years.
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And I'm not stopping
'til I fill the whole thing.
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But it's gonna take you
like 1,000 years to do that.
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Okay?
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And these are all customers
you don't have time to get to?
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I'm going as fast as I can!
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Unless you know a better route
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to recumbent bike cycle
into town,
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because that commute alone
takes up 95% of my day.
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Yes!
We can use Jeff's van.
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No fossil fuels!
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No, listen, it would just be
in the beginning,
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- and in the long run...
- You're trying to trick me.
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I will not be tricked again!
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I was on the Bell Labs crew
that designed
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the first commercial
silicon solar cell in 1954.
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I had big dreams,
the kind of dreams
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I would never share with you.
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Like what dreams?
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Like a giant needle to the sky
with a SuperDuperSunSucker
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on top
that could power an entire town.
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Hey, I said I wasn't gonna
share my dreams with you.
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Last time somebody promised
to help me,
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I was tricked into
accidentally designing
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the F-350 Super Duty truck
for Ford Motor Company.
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We're not trying to trick you.
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Really?
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I work alone now,
just like the sun.
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But don't you see?
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That's why the sun is so sad.
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Someday I'll find someone
to share this life with.
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Why can't you see me?
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The world doesn't have time
to wait for Roger to save it.
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If we create
a tiny bit of pollution now
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to move things along quicker,
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his clean energy
could power all of Langley.
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Pollution, babe?
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Doesn't that betray
his whole philosophy?
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Oh, so you're a philosopher now?
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Well, wrap your big brain
around this.
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I happen to know
an anonymous customer
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just gifted Dr. Sunderson
a three-night stay
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at the Thermal Spas in Redbluff.
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Oh, that's nice.
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He'll like that
as long as it's not fossils.
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He hates fossils.
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He's always like,
"No fossils, fools!"
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Goodbye, sweet sunflowers.
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I'll be back in nine days.
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His dumb bike!
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It's a three-day ride each way.
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This is it.
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This is my opportunity
to save the Earth.
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Jeff, move our office
into the trailer.
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WOMAN: Langley Comcast,
how may I help you?
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Yes, I would like phone
and Internet
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installed at a business
I definitely own.
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WOMAN: Great!
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The fact that you say
you definitely own the business
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means we can
part with all the paperwork
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and send someone there
right away.
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Good, because I definitely
own this business.
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WOMAN: Good, because that's why
we said we could help you.
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♪
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Wish I could stay forever,
but that would cut into
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my 1,000-year plan to turn
Langley Falls completely solar.
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Well, we wouldn't want
to keep you from that.
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I feel like you're being
really rude right now.
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Is this because of
the multiple accidents
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I had in the hot stone room?
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I feel like this is undoing
all the relaxation
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I've accomplished here.
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Now I'm tense like this.
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My whole body's in a knot.
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Oh!
Not my b-hole.
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Holly, could you be a dear
and grab a towel?
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It's the stone room
all over again.
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Here's the plan.
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This Sunday,
TV Listings Booklet day,
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we will be in positions
by 4:30 a.m.
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I'll be in the back of the SUV.
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We'll have Klaus on lookout
at the end of the block.
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Steve, you'll be on Greg's roof
with night-vision goggles.
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Does Greg know that?
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H-He's a gun owner!
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Francine, you'll be
at the living-room window
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running supplies from the house.
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Stan, I'm gonna be sleeping.
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Do you even care to know
what's going on on television?
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I use the guide button, Stan.
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Well, do you care
about the principle of it?
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- No, I do not.
- I care, Stan.
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I care about everything
you care about.
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What the hell?
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My name and likeness
on a gas guzzler?
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You're back!
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Have you been driving
around town with my face
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all over
your dang pollution wagon?
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Wait, Roger...
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You're making a fraud out of me!
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It's the F-350 Super Duty
all over again!
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I'm gonna kill myself!
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Looks like
your computer crashed.
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[laughs]
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Now that I'm laughing,
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I see there's still
something to live for.
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Listen, we're not tricking you.
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We're helping you.
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Look!
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My beads.
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Since you left, we used
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less than a bead's worth
of fossil fuels.
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[gasps]
The bad bin.
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And while you were gone,
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we installed
eight new SunSuckers.
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So many.
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Now, isn't that better?
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It is better.
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Look, we all want
the same thing.
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A carnitas burrito
from La Blahteca?
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To save the planet
by getting rid of fossil fuels.
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And I believe if we do this,
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we can fill that good bin
all the way.
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Okay, we can use a little bit
of fossil fuels.
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Thank you!
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Wow.
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This is...
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really good.
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♪ Let the sunshine ♪
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♪ Let the sunshine in ♪
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♪ The sunshine in ♪
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♪ Let the sunshine ♪
255
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♪ Let the sunshine in ♪
256
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♪ The sunshine in ♪
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♪ Let the sunshine ♪
258
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- ♪ Oh, let it shine ♪
- ♪ Let the sunshine in ♪
259
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ The sunshine in ♪
260
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♪ Everybody just sing along ♪
261
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♪ Let the sunshine ♪
262
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Because Dr. Sunderson's SunSuckers
263
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don't just capture the sun,
they suck it in.
264
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,609
So, let us suck you off...
265
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,958
fossil fuels...
266
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TOGETHER:
And into solar energy!
267
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Tonight, we visit with
Dr. Sunny Sunderson
268
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and his SunSuckers
269
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to find out what they're doing
to eliminate fossil fuels.
270
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:09,016
And as soon as I had the idea,
the octopus just released me,
271
00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:11,627
and I'm working on new ideas
all the time.
272
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,804
This is a model
of a giant water misting system
273
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that could cool a whole town.
274
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,678
All winter,
it sucks in moisture.
275
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Then in the summer,
276
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the fan blows it all out
in a cool mist.
277
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,031
The key is this orifice.
278
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:26,033
Can you guess
where I got the idea?
279
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,470
Uh... cat's butthole?
280
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,733
No!
The middle of a starfish.
281
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:33,475
Oh.
And what is this?
282
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:36,478
That's my life's dream,
and it's almost done.
283
00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:38,001
Come on!
284
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,568
HAYLEY:
How did I not notice this?
285
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,701
I wanted to build it all the way
to the stratosphere,
286
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,051
but Langley's got
all these dumb ordinances.
287
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,792
Turns out you can't build
anything higher
288
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:48,664
than the Sharks Nest out of
respect for the Bazooka Sharks.
289
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,405
- MAN: 'Zooka Sharks!
- Hell yeah, buddy!
290
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:51,972
This is our year!
291
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:54,409
My money's actually on
the Tampa Taserdactyls.
292
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:55,802
They're tough.
293
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,108
Their domestic-violence record
speaks for itself.
294
00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:02,069
Now, Ms. Smith, Dr. Sunderson
was in business for...
295
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:05,115
years, but it wasn't until
you came on board
296
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,464
that all this happened.
297
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,770
What did you do?
298
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,337
Look, he's the genius.
299
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,426
I just try
to keep him organized.
300
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:12,775
She's being modest.
301
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,603
She taught me that
even if it seems like
302
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,213
you're doing something bad,
303
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,496
it's okay as long as it ends up
being more good than bad.
304
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,043
[chuckles]
305
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,891
Just got to keep the beads
moving in the right direction.
306
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,786
I'm sorry, what are the beads?
307
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,049
The beads are everything.
308
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,051
I never did learn
what the beads were,
309
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,792
but one thing I did learn,
310
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,577
Dr. Sunderson is
on to something special.
311
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,754
When we come back,
an Amazonian tribe
312
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,104
that's never had contact
with the outside world,
313
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:40,760
and yet knows every word
to Taylor Swift's
314
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,587
"You Need to Calm Down."
315
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,241
Mm, have you guys had
316
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,896
these sour cream and onion
seaweed snacks yet?
317
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,072
I like them.
You can throw 'em way farther.
318
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,508
What's wrong?
319
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,815
Langley Gas & Electric
must've seen us on the show.
320
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,426
They're undercutting us
to put us out of business.
321
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,689
They can't,
we have 30% of the market.
322
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:58,821
Had.
323
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,301
We already lost
half our customers.
324
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,737
We'll win 'em back.
325
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,000
Langley Gas & Electric
are offering us a lifeline.
326
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:07,221
They'd raise their prices again
for a minority share
327
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:08,875
of Dr. Sunderson's SunSuckers.
328
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,312
Never!
329
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:14,097
Sour cream's got some zip to it.
330
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,929
Steve, you took off
your night-vision goggles.
331
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:22,889
STEVE: The sun's coming up!
It's stinging my eyes!
332
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,108
Face it, no one's coming
to steal your precious
333
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,762
TV Listings thing.
334
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,895
KLAUS:
I'll wait all day, Stan.
335
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:30,331
All right, fine.
336
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,333
-Abort mission.
-KLAUS: Yes!
337
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:33,900
We're on the same page, Stan.
338
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,510
Total abortion.
339
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,294
The thief probably didn't strike
340
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,383
because he spotted Steve
on the roof.
341
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,298
He probably saw you
on the corner.
342
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,142
You were checking Instagram
every two minutes.
343
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,172
Oh, Steve, you want
to freakin' "@" me?
344
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,130
But the thief did strike.
345
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,654
We're missing
the TV Listings Booklet.
346
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,834
Oh, you must feel
so stupid now, Steve.
347
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,880
Babe, cheer up.
348
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,535
So big business
crushed the little guy again
349
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,667
and you're not gonna
be able to save the world.
350
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,495
Doesn't mean
it's the end of the world.
351
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:05,845
I figured it out!
352
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,195
We can save the business
without bowing
353
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,110
to Langley Gas & Electric!
354
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:12,721
I didn't see this either?
355
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,331
Don't beat yourself up.
356
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,073
There was a Charles Barkley
Fathead here until yesterday.
357
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:24,080
Whoa, this is the nicest
treehouse I've ever been in.
358
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,690
You do the honors.
359
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,040
What is this?
360
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,911
- Push it.
- [beep]
361
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,261
[explosions]
362
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,876
Roger, what have you done?!
363
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,879
We've blown up all
the gas stations, power plants,
364
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,881
and oil refineries in Langley.
365
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,708
I called them in first,
so no one got hurt,
366
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,885
but those power plants
are toast.
367
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,800
Now Langley will have no choice
but to use our solar.
368
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,628
I know it looks like
a lot of pollution,
369
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:53,066
but in the long run, it's
actually better for the Earth,
370
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:56,199
and you taught me
that's all that matters.
371
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,810
♪
372
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:01,335
Wow, I didn't anticipate
these fires
373
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,945
when I blew up
those power plants.
374
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,338
At least they're pretty.
375
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,166
Why are they spreading?
376
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,796
ROGER: They're spreading because
they're burning
377
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:12,563
back to their source,
the Great Eastern Pipeline.
378
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,522
Roger, what happens
if they hit the pipeline?
379
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:18,134
That's what we energy scientists
call a big kabloomy.
380
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:21,616
Yep, if it reaches the pipeline,
all of Langley will be gone.
381
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:22,965
Except the fires.
382
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,141
Those might end up being
seriously eternal flames.
383
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,665
SIRI: Playing "Eternal Flame"
by The Bangles.
384
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,145
["Eternal Flame" playing]
385
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,408
I said,
"seriously eternal flames,"
386
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,454
not, "Siri,
play 'Eternal Flame.'"
387
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:34,977
Sometimes she's so stupid.
388
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,737
You know what... you know,
I-I'm not mad, I'm not mad.
389
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,372
- I like this song.
- Roger!
390
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:41,201
How long do we have before
the fire hits the pipeline?
391
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,986
Long enough to listen to this
song without being yelled at.
392
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,596
We can't let the town burn!
393
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,163
Because the town
is where we live!
394
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,686
♪ Do you feel the same ♪
395
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,166
I hate to harp on this,
396
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,342
but in the end,
this will help our company.
397
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:55,128
We're the only game in town.
398
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,565
♪ Is this burning ♪
399
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,915
The smoke's blocking the sun!
400
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,395
[flames crackling]
401
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,918
That's no good.
402
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,181
The sun's like our number-one
source of solar energy.
403
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:06,574
Let's just think.
404
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,402
How can we put out those fires?
405
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:11,927
Okay, time to put every last bit
of my mental energy
406
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,582
into saving the...
Oh, my God, I love this part.
407
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,584
♪ Say my name ♪
408
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,239
♪ Sun shines through the rain ♪
409
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,675
♪ A whole life ♪
410
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:24,026
[siren wails]
411
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,898
♪
412
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:30,250
End of days is here again,
bitches!
413
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,860
What is happening?!
414
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,863
Attention viewers,
the world is ending!
415
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:39,433
I'm reporting news like this
because there is no TV anymore.
416
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:40,912
No TV?
417
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,089
But what about the TV Listings
Booklets every Sunday?
418
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,352
Kiss 'em goodbye, baby!
419
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,876
Nooooo!
420
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:51,619
Noooo!
421
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:54,883
♪
422
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,885
Maybe if I just
start saying words,
423
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,321
something will click.
424
00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,627
Yodel.
425
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:00,976
Marble.
426
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,500
- Chartreuse.
- Stop.
427
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:06,286
Face it, this is
a giant disaster.
428
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,157
Giant!
That's it!
429
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,898
My giant misters!
430
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,987
They've been storing moisture
all winter.
431
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,293
They can blow out the fires!
432
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,208
But all you have is a model.
433
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,645
But what do you think
the model was based on?
434
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,734
The real thing.
435
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:22,041
[flames crackling]
436
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,130
Man, I'm missing everything.
437
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,349
It's hooked up to
my SuperDuperSunSucker.
438
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,742
We just need to power it up.
439
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,483
But the sunlight
isn't hitting it.
440
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:30,701
Oh, no?
441
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:33,008
Well, don't tell Sheri
at city planning,
442
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,142
but I built this tower
with a telescoping shaft.
443
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,144
But how are you gonna get
the solar panel
444
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,929
above the clouds
with no electricity?
445
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,497
With good old-fashioned
leg-tricity.
446
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:57,380
♪
447
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,382
HAYLEY:
This is crazy high!
448
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:02,124
♪
449
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,431
Jeff, activate the misters.
450
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:12,047
♪
451
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,614
It's working!
452
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,442
[crash]
453
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:16,530
What the hell?
454
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,886
Something's stuck
on the spire!
455
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:29,369
♪
456
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,110
Holy cow!
457
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,201
It was a Telemundo satellite!
458
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:38,334
I was practically raised
on Sábado Gigante.
459
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:41,032
Telemundo rules,
Univision drools!
460
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,730
The satellite
is blocking the sun
461
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,688
from hitting
the SuperDuperSunSucker!
462
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,735
Maybe if we move
the SuperDuperSunSucker.
463
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:52,131
[grunting]
464
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:00,835
Roger, stop!
465
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,445
But this is all my fault.
466
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,795
No.
I did this.
467
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,580
You were helping the Earth.
468
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:08,843
It wasn't much,
but it was something.
469
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,280
And then I came along and tried
to make a big difference,
470
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,804
and now all of Langley
is burning to the ground.
471
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:16,590
You're optimistic enough
to try to do big things.
472
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,069
That's not a problem.
473
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,724
- I'm the one with the problem.
- What's that?
474
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:22,813
I'm [bleep] loco, ese.
475
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,948
The sun!
We're back in business!
476
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:29,429
Roger!
477
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:30,832
ROGER:
It's okay, sun's hitting it.
478
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,649
We're good, everyone's good.
479
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:44,792
♪
480
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,272
It's working!
481
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,926
The misters are extinguishing
the fires!
482
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,190
I guess I could've
just thrown this.
483
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,979
♪
484
00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,981
So you guys didn't even
get in trouble
485
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,417
for all the damage you did?
486
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:04,159
Oh, no, Langley Gas & Electric
totally bailed us out.
487
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,770
I just had to give them
my character's science stuff.
488
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,294
I had fun saving the world.
489
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,121
Jeff, we didn't save the world.
490
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:12,298
We realized a vision
of what the world could be
491
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,647
and squandered it.
492
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,650
If anything, we set clean energy
back decades.
493
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,173
Well, I had fun.
494
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,870
Hey, we didn't get any closure
495
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:22,482
on who was stealing
our TV Listings Booklets.
496
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,223
Ugh, I'm so over that.
497
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,487
You know, honestly,
I'm just happy everyone's safe.
498
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,228
Well, I'm gonna go take a dump.
499
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,928
You sly little devil.
500
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:38,802
♪
501
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:40,021
That's right.
502
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,328
It was your boy Stan
the whole time.
503
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,243
I've been stealing these
from myself
504
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,896
and my neighbors for years.
505
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,202
Why?
506
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,160
The better question is...
507
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,858
who?
508
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,861
Who am I talking to right now?
509
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:56,559
What is happening?
510
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,561
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
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