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Names, places, and incidents in this story are fictional.

The fortune telling shown is a partial replication of the craft. Viewer discretion is advised.

For Monday borns, misfortune awaits every step of your way.

The past disappointment makes you doubt every decision you make.

Um…

The first sentence already hits me.

As for health issues, watch out for the lack of sleep.

You may also have trouble saving.

If you have a lover, there's something to make decision together.

If you are single, there’s a chance of movement in relationship status.

That is it?!

I paid 69 baht.

A movement in a relationship…

Is it good or bad?

Just in..

and out...

in...

and out…

Ouch!

Sh*t!

What is in and out?

You dirty-minded.

What kind of fortune-teller are you? reading online horoscopes?

Do you really know fortune-telling or is it just an excuse to hold some guy’s hands?

No hand holding. I do tea leaf reading.

What are you up to? Going on a date? You dress up so nicely.

Yes, sir.

And you come to a coffee shop wearing a vest.

You can’t choose which necklace to wear,

so you just wear every single one you have?

I’m just that stylish.

What are you going to do?

In or out with the relationship?

I don’t know.

I just wanted to check things out,

killing time while waiting for you.

Okay, I’m ready now. What do I have to do?

Oh! Take it serious

Think about what you want to know before drinking.

Just drink. Don’t eat up tea leaves and leave me with an empty cup.

Turn the cup upside down. Then, swish it 3 times with your left hand.

Gosh..

which one is the left?

The one you wipe your ass with…

Wait!!

Don’t wipe here! It’s disgusting.

I'm just kidding.

Can I have a package deal?

What do you mean?

Like, Can I ....

Can I ask you about relationships with 4-5 candidates of mine?

Are you crazy?

Asking about half a dozen at once?

I’m indecisive. I come here because I want to cut down on choice.

How many cups do I have to drink, though? My eyes would be like this.

Fine! today...

I will just ask about 2.

You know this first one, too.

Who is it?

Com'on

Non.

Sh*t!

That’s for Non, right?

For you!

Very pleased to hear that.

Is that how you like it?

3 steps forward, 2 steps back.

Hey, this time he came back for me. I didn’t.

Does it matter?

It’s not a happy ending anyway.

I know,

but I still want a fortune-teller… Don’t be mad,

but before I come to you, I read online horoscopes,

and they said I was going to be lucky in love this year.

All bad things would turn good.

And why don’t you continue readling? They may suggest you make up with your ex.

No, you’re the best fortune-teller in the world.

It just makes me doubt. Will it work out this time?

Just drink it,

and don’t forget to swish the cup.

Has it started?

Umm

Seriously

Umm, that's right?

Turn it upside down on the saucer. swish it 3 times with your left hand.

okay, It's done.

How about it?

Looks great!

The pattern signifies hope and a new beginning.

Is it upside down? It looks like a heart, but is it actually a butt?

No way.

Aren’t you happy with the results?

I don’t like him that much anymore. If it turns out bad, I’ll just turn him down.

That has nothing to do with fortune-telling.

Why bother if you don’t feel like returning?

This s*cks.

If another one turns out bad, that’d be a bummer.

Just tell me about the other one. We don’t have to do another cup.

Such a waste of money.

Kit, do you want a boyfriend?

Why?

After breaking up with Non,

this handsome, cool, and rich August has become sick of relationships.

What’s your point?

That’s the point.

I just felt lost when I was cheated on, no matter how confident I was with myself.

But after I got back with friends and those who actually love me,

I just felt so good being myself.

No more pretending.

Specially when I’m with you.

You know how to cheer people up.

I feel so good listening to what you say, and you know everything about me.

That’s why I’m telling you this.

Meen just confessed to me.

Should I give it a try?

Meen?!

When was it?

Last week. I was as shocked as you are now.

No one in the gang has ever confessed to me.

Said the one who just shared that song “Just being friendly” on IG story.

Do you even know the lyrics?

I shared it because I want to be more than friendly to a friend.

I just want to try.

Since we already know each other, it’s not like we start from zero.

We’ve always been together, don’t you think it’s going to work?

It looks all set.

But you guys have always been just friends.

You guys are stepping up into a relationship.

How can you be so sure?

Love is not that easy.

Ooh, speaking from experience?

Is anything wrong?

Nothing

I was just thinking that Meen has already got through the hardest part by confessing to you.

You’ve got to ask yourself if you like him.

Meen is actually nice.

When I was drunk, he cleaned after me.

He also drives me to school everyday.

The seat is so comfortable, not like your Blacky.

Is he that good?

Why did you kiss me, not him?

Sorry, I forget that you were drunk.

What are you talking about?

Are there any other guys apart from Meen?

I’m all ears.

If I wanted to kiss Meen, I would’ve done it already.

Excuse me, can you refill drinking water, please

Do you know I’m here today not because of Meen and Non?

It’s because of someone who likes to play dumb whenever I talk about our relationship.

I feel something between us for a while,

but if he doesn't make a move,

I will.

You know that I’m not easy.

Even though I was approached by so many guys,

I’ve never liked them first.

I admire Meen. He had the guts to confess his feelings.

He didn’t even know if I’d say yes.

It makes me want to take a risk, too.

I no longer want to hold hands with Non when I watch scary movies and get scared.

I don’t want to remove spring onions from his plates.

I don’t want to change bed sheets for Meen.

I don’t want to cook my mom’s braised ribs for any of them.

And then I think…

Today you dress up so nicely.

Who are you going to see?

Will he get a ride on your Blacky?

You haven’t come and picked me up for a while.

Will you find new favorite dishes apart from my braised ribs?

I feel so restless… because I like you!

And I kissed you because I like you.

Hey, it’s okay if you don’t feel the same.

I don’t expect anything anyway.

But can I open the cup?

It’s 250 baht. I don’t want to waste my money.

I’ve had feelings for you for a long time, Gust.

Why do you think I wear a jacket?

Normally I don’t even put a fresh T-shirt on,

unless you wash them for me

I’m not as brave as Meen because…

Don’t be mad…

But I’ve checked our compatibility too many times,

and they never turned out good.

Starting with our birthdays,

I’m a Monday born while you’re a Thursday.

We will always compete.

My Blacky is also your unlucky color.

I don’t want to take you anywhere with it.

Then, this tea leaf reading.

I’ve tried like a hundred times,

but they all turned bad.

I think I’m a lucky person,

but when it comes to you, everything is terrible.

I don’t know how to be brave anymore.

And did the online fortune-teller tell you that you'd be lucky in love?

Now that you’ve already confessed.

It’s you who told me that.

Aren’t you afraid that we’ll compete?

No, I’ll give it all to you,

including my body. Will you take it?

Eww.. I’m not flattered.

So,

will you replace your Blacky for me?

I’m broke,

but I’ll apply the “This motorcycle is green” sticker instead.

It depends on you.

If you really want to know, I will do it.

Open… or not.

Should I open it?

Stop messing around, dear.

Dear? Is that how you put it?

I won’t open it.

Now I know if that person likes me or not.

What are you smiling at? I’ll open it!

You can,

but if it turns out bad,

you can’t change your mind, ’dear’.

No, I won’t open it,

and I won’t change my mind.

Hey! Don’t open it.

Haven’t you decided? I thought you'd made up your mind.

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