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Previously, on
"Surrealestate"...
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I don't believe in ghosts.
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Neither do I.
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I just work with them.
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I still have these moments
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when I think maybe you should be
detained and studied.
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Well, you'd have to
buy me dinner first.
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Zooey! You get to drive Susan
out to the coast.
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And leave her for dead, right?
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This is why
we don't have HR.
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I just thought you were
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the office manager.
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- I contain multitudes.
- Anything else?
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Who's the
referring agent?
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- Seriously?
- Rita Weiss.
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Hm.
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This got scary fast.
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I know I'm late
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but people took forever
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and there's no way
they could afford the place.
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I'm on my way, Honey.
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Okay!
As fast as I can! Geez!
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Whew!
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Hnh...
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A touch after 5 o'clock
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on this beautiful
Tuesday afternoon.
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Next up,
handyman Andrew Anderson
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talks to us about
the wonders of
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low maintenance
composite decking.
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Some might call it
a mundane topic.
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Well, there is fun
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in the mundane!
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Beat ya!
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Pass me another one,
would ya?
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Sorry. You asked for it.
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All right,
here's to Friday
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and a weekend
of possibilities.
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On the count of three.
One...
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Two... three!
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*SURREALESTATE*
Season 01 Episode 06
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Episode Title: "Roman's Six"
Aired on: August 20, 2021.
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You're late.
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For our 9:30 meeting,
which you rescheduled twice?
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Look,
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I'm giving you this listing.
It's a present.
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Like the dollar bills
all those sad women used
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to tuck into your Speedo
in college.
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Why me?
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Taking some time off.
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You remember my assistant,
Gabriel?
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Oh, I try not to get attached
to your assistants, Rita.
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They're like bunnies
in cosmetics testing...
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you just know
something terrible's
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going to happen to them.
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He died.
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The dim bulb ran into
a tree branch.
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It went through his eye socket
and into his brain.
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Who knew he even had one?
Ha.
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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Yeah, well,
I've had this vacation
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on the books for months
and now this happens.
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Gabriel's final middle finger
from the grave.
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Is this why you're
giving me the listing?
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Look, if you don't want
it, I'll call someone normal.
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Let's go inside
and look around.
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Sorry, but Mister
"I'm going to die
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and complicate Rita's life"
took the lockbox code
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when he became a baritone
in the choir eternal.
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I've got a locksmith
coming out later.
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Anything else?
I need to pack.
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Again: why me?
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Gabriel's death wasn't
the first on the premises.
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It's your kind of place.
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We should send flowers
or something.
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Gabriel was
Rita's assistant.
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Almost qualifies
as euthanasia. ‐
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There is more.
The house has history.
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So, the former owner,
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Catherine Owens,
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was arrested for murdering
her tenant about a year ago.
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Hm. Nana broke bad.
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Miz Owens was
kind of agoraphobic.
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Owned the place for ten years,
hardly ever left...
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Just sat in there
playing her cello.
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Cops had to drag her out. ‐
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She ever confess?
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Says she plead innocent.
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No other fingerprints
or forced entry...
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Jury saw enough circumstantial
evidence to convict.
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What happened
to the victim?
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Well, it just says
a head wound.
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Let me see if I can get
any more specifics.
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Would it be insensitive
to ask why we care?
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Hm.
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Well, it's
our listing.
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We have a duty
to report any murder
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to any prospective buyers.
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Wouldn't hurt to know
the details.
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Rita didn't mention
any residual phenomena?
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Of course
it could have
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slipped her mind
in her crushing grief.
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When you do the PKT,
stay outside the house for now.
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We don't know
what we don't know yet.
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It seems overly cautious.
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I get a big "stay out" vibe
from this house, Augie.
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Until we know what's up,
just use the exterior sensor.
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I have a meeting
but I'll be reachable.
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Oh! Ah, that reporter
from Channel Six keeps calling.
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Do you want me to
forward the message?
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Hey, do you know
an Edwin Calabasas?
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Left us a bunch of
staticky voicemail messages.
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Turns out he owns one of those
big old houses on University Row
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and wants to list it ASAP.
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Wow. Those sell instantly.
How'd he find us?
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He said we were recommended
by an associate
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and he couldn't
remember the name.
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Okay, two listings
with no sellers
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looking over our shoulders.
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How lucky are we?
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Hm. Your dad
used to make this?
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I looked forward to it
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every weekend.
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My dad marinated
the chicken for hours.
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Then he'd cook it in oil
and sugar 'til it caramelized
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and he'd add other spices
and stuff.
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And he'd make enough for
ten or twelve people.
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And the house was filled
with this wonderful smell.
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I used to think Trinidad
must be this wonderful place
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that always smelled like
a Sunday afternoon.
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It's really good.
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Mm, I love this place, Zaboca.
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They make the best
Pelau in town,
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but dad's recipe
spoiled me for life.
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Parents.
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They mess
you up, right?
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Sorry.
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No, it's okay, you're right.
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My dad made me a Padres fan.
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What time is it?
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I have a ton of classes
and labs to register for.
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Already? We haven't even
looked at any listings!
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The new condos on Daly...
they're incredible.
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Beautiful views.
I can get you a deal!
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I'm gonna send you a link!
Hot, 11‐foot ceilings
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in your area,
waiting to meet you!
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Ew.
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What?
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This lady got her eye
shot out with an arrow.
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It's all fun and games
until someone pokes an eye out.
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Hm.
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I need to see your superior.
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Uh, Luke's out.
What's up, Rita?
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He asked to see the open house
guest book for the Owens house.
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Here.
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So, what, this was, uh...
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Last Saturday?
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Mm‐hm.
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Feel free to sell the Owens
place to one of those people
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but the other 15 names
on that list are my clients
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and out‐of‐bounds.
Mitts off.
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Anybody here was
particularly interested?
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Mm, I'm afraid my assistant
took that insight to his grave.
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He's literally
in a better place now.
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If so, he's wearing
some kind of corrective lenses.
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He died from a stick
through the eye.
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Bye‐bye!
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Huh.
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We better call Luke.
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This woman is on the list.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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It's like it was daring me
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to come inside.
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I'm glad you didn't.
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The exterior sensor
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should still allow us
to monitor its activity.
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Telling me four deaths have
been associated with this house?
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Yep.
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Four counting
the original murder victim.
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Okay, let's just
look at the first name
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on the open house list
for a second...
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Marcy Nunes.
Had an accident at home.
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Tuesday.
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Yeah. Impaled herself
with a knitting needle;
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right through the eye.
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Like Gabriel.
We are sure?
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Yeah, I confirmed with my
contact at the coroner's.
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Then, three days later,
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Anna Mayer.
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Bizarre archery‐related mishap.
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God, so much death
and yet Rita Weiss
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still walks the earth.
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Rita Weiss wasn't
at this open house.
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Knowing her
management style,
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it's possible she never
even went inside at all.
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It's like this house
doesn't want any visitors.
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It seemed
to invite me in.
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Gabriel died on Saturday.
Marcy Nunes, what? Tuesday?
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Then Anna on Friday.
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Three days apart.
Anything?
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Oh, pick your poison:
Celtic Triads, Holy Trinity,
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the Osirian triad,
all of Pythagoras.
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Okay, so the first thing
we need to do is warn
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the next name on the list.
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Three days from Friday
is tonight.
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Ross Parsons.
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- Phil, you'll get in touch?
- Mm‐hm.
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Call the warden,
Braden Correctional.
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Let's see if I can
get a few minutes
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with Catherine Owens.
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Think she
has an accomplice?
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Think she might be innocent.
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Oh!
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I can say cheese
in the next one.
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Oh! My bad.
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No big thing.
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I'm Reese. You can, uh, come
on up. Who're you here to see?
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Taylor? Or it's probably, uh,
Mason, actually.
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Wha! Watch your, uh...
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- Oh!
- ...step. Hm. Party foul.
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- Ha‐ha!
- Hm.
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I'll, uh, yeah,
I'll go wake up the Maceman.
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We had quite a night last night,
but I'm sure he'll be happy
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you're here. You guys
can talk...
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compounds and, uh,
valencies and whatnot.
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I‐I'm sorry, you are the, uh...
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chemistry tutor
his dad hired, right?
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I sell houses.
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I left you three messages.
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Right. Right. I'm, uh...
wh‐what'd they say?
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Your landlord's
selling the house.
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I just need to take
some quick pictures.
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Don't know how
I feel about that.
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Great. Great!
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Yeah. Sure.
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Oh, my god!
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This is a dumpster
with utilities.
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Yeah, we like it.
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Look, I'm going to be honest
with you, all right?
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Our landlord is
kind of a douche, all right?
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And I don't really like the idea
of helping him sell,
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but this new owner
jacks up our rent...
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He has the right
to sell his own property.
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Yeah. Yeah‐yeah‐yeah,
of course. But, uh...
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talk to the boys first, right?
And our buddy, Chops,
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he's pre‐law, so
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he'll know something about our
constitutional human rights.
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By all means, consult Chops,
but I need these photos.
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You gotta call me.
Tomorrow, no later.
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I mean it.
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Just gotta
find the phone.
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I'll let myself out.
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You do that.
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So, you're saying
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I'm going to die by a
thing through my eye?
255
00:12:23,256 --> 00:12:25,377
This sounds like
so much bullshit.
256
00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:28,082
Three people are
ahead of you on that list.
257
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:30,186
All three have died.
258
00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:31,255
You appear to be next...
259
00:12:31,339 --> 00:12:33,693
Because we looked at a house.
260
00:12:33,777 --> 00:12:34,695
We don't know.
261
00:12:34,779 --> 00:12:36,131
But I thought you should,
at the very least...
262
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:37,802
Buy the house?
263
00:12:37,886 --> 00:12:41,392
Well, I was going to
suggest that you be careful.
264
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,647
Take a few precautions.
265
00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:55,287
Stay where you are.
266
00:12:55,755 --> 00:12:57,207
Just a moment.
267
00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:03,353
I don't know you.
268
00:13:03,437 --> 00:13:05,875
Luke Roman.
Thanks for seeing me.
269
00:13:06,342 --> 00:13:09,348
There was a window
in my busy schedule.
270
00:13:10,785 --> 00:13:12,671
Ms. Owens, I am the, uh,
real estate agent
271
00:13:12,755 --> 00:13:15,026
who's in charge of
selling your, uh...
272
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,683
The house you used to live in.
273
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,687
I thought you were a writer.
274
00:13:20,771 --> 00:13:22,858
Or one of those movie people.
275
00:13:22,942 --> 00:13:24,345
A commission‐craving
house hooker.
276
00:13:26,483 --> 00:13:28,152
What a disappointment!
277
00:13:29,489 --> 00:13:32,462
I see you've been
talking to my mom.
278
00:13:33,497 --> 00:13:35,501
I do love my house.
279
00:13:37,805 --> 00:13:38,790
How is it?
280
00:13:38,874 --> 00:13:41,328
Well, I was just there
the other day. It's fine.
281
00:13:41,412 --> 00:13:43,032
But you did not go in.
282
00:13:43,116 --> 00:13:45,169
Ms. Owens,
Catherine?
283
00:13:45,253 --> 00:13:46,706
You've always claimed
to be innocent
284
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:48,343
of Amos Allenby's murder.
285
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,063
I have.
286
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,200
Because I am.
287
00:13:52,835 --> 00:13:54,254
I think that it is possible
288
00:13:54,338 --> 00:13:56,291
we might be able
to help you prove that.
289
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:57,979
You think so?
290
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,934
How long had you had
Mister Allenby as a tenant?
291
00:14:01,018 --> 00:14:02,905
Four weeks.
292
00:14:02,989 --> 00:14:04,775
Maybe five.
293
00:14:04,859 --> 00:14:07,313
I did my best to pretend
he wasn't there.
294
00:14:07,397 --> 00:14:09,050
When did you
find out he died?
295
00:14:09,134 --> 00:14:11,054
When the police told me
my prints were on
296
00:14:11,138 --> 00:14:12,892
the murder weapon.
297
00:14:12,976 --> 00:14:15,982
I wasn't aware I even owned
a murder weapon.
298
00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:17,166
Surprise!
299
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:20,491
It was my bow,
the bow from my cello...
300
00:14:21,258 --> 00:14:22,862
covered with my fingerprints.
301
00:14:24,899 --> 00:14:29,190
People are such snobs about
their precious Pernambucos
302
00:14:29,274 --> 00:14:33,332
but carbon fiber provides the
perfect blend of flexibility
303
00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:35,020
and strength.
304
00:14:36,288 --> 00:14:38,476
I suppose the murderer
proved that.
305
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,969
Perhaps there's an
endorsement in his future.
306
00:14:47,945 --> 00:14:49,865
At the time of the murder,
you were...?
307
00:14:49,949 --> 00:14:52,136
Riding my bicycle
by the water,
308
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,957
like I did most afternoons.
309
00:14:54,325 --> 00:14:55,961
By yourself?
310
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:58,552
The killer knew my patterns,
311
00:14:58,637 --> 00:15:00,290
my habits,
312
00:15:00,477 --> 00:15:02,671
and found them
suitable for framing.
313
00:15:03,794 --> 00:15:06,800
Being in here is a
pretty good alibi.
314
00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:10,080
This past week, three people
who attended an Open House
315
00:15:10,164 --> 00:15:11,783
at your home died.
316
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:14,189
In a way very similar to
Mister Allenby.
317
00:15:14,273 --> 00:15:15,958
Officially, they're all
accidents.
318
00:15:16,042 --> 00:15:17,094
But unofficially?
319
00:15:17,178 --> 00:15:18,897
If you're in here,
320
00:15:18,981 --> 00:15:20,334
maybe the killer
is still out there.
321
00:15:20,418 --> 00:15:22,689
Real estate agents
fighting crime.
322
00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:27,047
I thought you spent your time
posing for bus benches.
323
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:38,871
Look,
324
00:15:38,955 --> 00:15:42,678
can't promise you anything but,
uh, we're going to look into it.
325
00:15:42,762 --> 00:15:44,165
I'll be in touch.
326
00:15:47,305 --> 00:15:48,975
Mister Roman...
327
00:15:50,445 --> 00:15:52,265
Take good care
of my house.
328
00:15:52,349 --> 00:15:54,235
Do sell it to somebody nice.
329
00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:12,271
So I said, "Look, I'm not
trying to be an asshole,
330
00:16:12,355 --> 00:16:16,111
but there's no excuse for
missing that deadline." Okay?
331
00:16:16,195 --> 00:16:18,115
Now, I know you're
a vegetarian. You just...
332
00:16:18,199 --> 00:16:19,803
Whoa.
333
00:16:20,371 --> 00:16:21,907
Jeezus...
334
00:16:22,776 --> 00:16:24,762
You'd think they'd be
a little careful.
335
00:16:24,846 --> 00:16:27,301
Awesome. Yeah, this is
what I'm talking about.
336
00:16:27,385 --> 00:16:30,174
Best steak in the city.
337
00:16:30,258 --> 00:16:31,877
Give it to me!
338
00:16:31,961 --> 00:16:34,114
It's great, thanks.
Keep it coming, okay?
339
00:16:34,198 --> 00:16:35,885
Hey!
340
00:16:37,239 --> 00:16:38,357
Ahh!
341
00:16:38,441 --> 00:16:39,726
God! Oh my god. Oh!
342
00:16:39,810 --> 00:16:41,280
Mom!
343
00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:43,784
Is there a doctor here?
344
00:16:44,746 --> 00:16:46,532
Friends say Parsons was smart,
345
00:16:46,616 --> 00:16:48,653
friendly and enjoyed
fine dining.
346
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,613
I should have
scared him more.
347
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:54,515
Should have done something.
348
00:16:54,599 --> 00:16:56,152
No. No way.
349
00:16:56,236 --> 00:16:57,149
You warned him.
350
00:16:57,238 --> 00:16:59,658
I was pretty sure
the house was the problem
351
00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:01,529
until I looked
into Catherine's eyes.
352
00:17:01,613 --> 00:17:03,499
And what'd you see?
353
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,003
Arrogance.
354
00:17:05,087 --> 00:17:07,774
Precision. A kind of
self‐satisfaction
355
00:17:07,858 --> 00:17:10,097
you don't expect
in a correctional setting.
356
00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:13,486
What have you got?
357
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,090
The, uh,
358
00:17:15,174 --> 00:17:19,198
PKT monitor showed
very little initial activity.
359
00:17:19,282 --> 00:17:23,206
But we clearly see
psychokinetic energy
360
00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:26,545
rise steadily for 48 hours
until it peaks here.
361
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,116
Spikes, actually.
362
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,186
Right when Ross Parsons
was getting his eye poked out.
363
00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:31,990
And exactly
three days after
364
00:17:32,074 --> 00:17:34,528
Anna Mayer got her
shot to the eye.
365
00:17:34,612 --> 00:17:36,232
What kind of monster
wreaks vengeance
366
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,536
on a few looky‐loos at
an open house?
367
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:42,177
I'm gonna look into death
markers, tracers, homers...
368
00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:43,179
Rippers?
369
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,281
Could be rippers.
370
00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:46,852
Maybe look at hollabacks, too,
flycasters, inkstains.
371
00:17:46,936 --> 00:17:47,854
Mumfords.
372
00:17:47,938 --> 00:17:49,692
Wait, what are these things?
What's a Mumford?
373
00:17:49,776 --> 00:17:51,562
It's a spirit that
does the same thing
374
00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:53,132
over and over and over again.
375
00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:55,721
Hey, I like
Mumford and Sons.
376
00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:01,299
I keep coming
back to precision.
377
00:18:02,902 --> 00:18:03,886
What about a Poindexter?
378
00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:05,690
What about...
379
00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:06,892
Even worse?
380
00:18:06,976 --> 00:18:08,997
What? Peabody?
381
00:18:09,081 --> 00:18:11,102
Nah, a killing spree
is way off‐brand
382
00:18:11,186 --> 00:18:12,571
for a Peabody.
383
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:16,145
Oh, shit.
A Watchmaker.
384
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,583
It fits. You gotta admit.
385
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:19,551
Oh, dear.
386
00:18:19,635 --> 00:18:22,157
Bring me along here, guys.
What's a Watchmaker?
387
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:24,128
They came over with the
flood of German immigration
388
00:18:24,212 --> 00:18:25,830
in the mid‐1800's.
389
00:18:25,914 --> 00:18:30,273
They gave us kindergarten and
Christmas trees and Watchmakers.
390
00:18:30,357 --> 00:18:32,144
Basically, it's a
very methodical demon
391
00:18:32,228 --> 00:18:34,014
that does very bad things
in the same way
392
00:18:34,098 --> 00:18:35,784
in a very precise order.
393
00:18:35,868 --> 00:18:37,754
We need to find all the people
that went to that open house.
394
00:18:37,838 --> 00:18:39,324
We need to warn them.
We need to scare them,
395
00:18:39,408 --> 00:18:41,862
if we have to ‐it is
literally life or death.
396
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,917
That's gonna be a problem.
397
00:18:44,952 --> 00:18:47,691
This is the next name
in the book.
398
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,113
Is that even a name?
399
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,668
Is there a number? An email?
400
00:18:53,703 --> 00:18:56,325
So, we just need to warn
a nameless, faceless person
401
00:18:56,409 --> 00:18:59,916
that they're the next victim
of a nameless, faceless killer.
402
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,087
I have my own problems.
403
00:19:03,991 --> 00:19:05,627
Reese?
404
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,019
It's the real estate lady!
405
00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:11,706
That is correct.
406
00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:16,216
Hi. Can you open the door?
407
00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:19,906
Sure.
408
00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:21,308
Taylor, Mase.
409
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,699
Hm.
410
00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:26,318
You didn't call.
411
00:19:26,402 --> 00:19:28,189
Yeah? No. Yeah!
412
00:19:28,273 --> 00:19:30,711
That was, uh,
on advice of counsel.
413
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:32,932
How is Chops?
414
00:19:33,016 --> 00:19:35,170
Chops says that
you need a warrant.
415
00:19:35,254 --> 00:19:37,674
I'm not a cop!
I don't want your weed.
416
00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:40,731
Unaware of this, uh,
"weed" you speak of.
417
00:19:41,299 --> 00:19:43,686
Reese, I just need
the pictures, okay?
418
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:44,855
Please?
419
00:19:44,939 --> 00:19:47,227
Oh, I'm getting real
disappointed mom vibes from you
420
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,832
and I already got
one of those, so...
421
00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:52,421
You're gonna need to go.
Sorry. No pictures.
422
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:56,112
If‐Yo...
423
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,088
I am so sorry,
I hate to do this
424
00:20:01,172 --> 00:20:03,126
especially since you're
already on our bench.
425
00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:05,714
Oh, this bench
isn't so special.
426
00:20:06,049 --> 00:20:08,102
I'll hang with anyone
who sits down.
427
00:20:08,186 --> 00:20:10,406
We attack at dawn!
428
00:20:10,490 --> 00:20:11,408
Let me go!
429
00:20:11,492 --> 00:20:13,246
Oh, he seems nice.
430
00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:15,283
So, you have class tonight?
431
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:17,420
Nah, think I'll just
chill at home.
432
00:20:17,504 --> 00:20:20,360
Got a huge
endocrinology lab coming up.
433
00:20:20,444 --> 00:20:23,132
Maybe head up to the attic
and have a pillow fight
434
00:20:23,216 --> 00:20:24,852
with your mom?
435
00:20:25,287 --> 00:20:27,007
Or, maybe you
should help me...
436
00:20:27,091 --> 00:20:28,876
find a new place?
437
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,948
I'll call you. I promise.
438
00:20:31,032 --> 00:20:32,434
Goodbye.
439
00:20:33,802 --> 00:20:37,994
It's a lovely property
in a desirable neighborhood,
440
00:20:38,079 --> 00:20:40,700
Mister Calabasas,
but the current...
441
00:20:41,853 --> 00:20:44,141
Tenants are
being difficult.
442
00:20:44,225 --> 00:20:45,877
They're parasites.
443
00:20:45,961 --> 00:20:48,282
Overprivileged, little
dung beetles
444
00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:50,837
who chose my property as...
shit shack.
445
00:20:52,107 --> 00:20:54,728
I've tried to evict them.
446
00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:56,984
Now, I just want them to be
someone else's problem.
447
00:20:57,351 --> 00:20:59,371
We need great photos
to sell the place.
448
00:20:59,455 --> 00:21:03,713
Then we'll "leak" the listing
to a‐a curated list of investors
449
00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:05,850
and parents who want a great
campus location,
450
00:21:05,934 --> 00:21:08,289
or income property.
It'll sell instantly.
451
00:21:08,373 --> 00:21:09,926
I've chosen
the right agent.
452
00:21:10,010 --> 00:21:11,930
But it all starts
with the photos.
453
00:21:12,014 --> 00:21:15,436
Nothing fancy,
empty rooms is fine,
454
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,173
but they won't...
455
00:21:17,257 --> 00:21:19,044
You figure it out.
456
00:21:19,128 --> 00:21:21,348
The thought of those little
tapeworms burrowing deeper
457
00:21:21,432 --> 00:21:24,923
into my portfolio
vexes me. I can't rest.
458
00:21:25,007 --> 00:21:25,958
Sir, you
should know that...
459
00:21:26,042 --> 00:21:29,097
I have every confidence
in you, Ms. Ireland.
460
00:21:29,181 --> 00:21:30,733
Goodbye.
461
00:21:30,817 --> 00:21:32,337
I'm not even sure
these characters are from
462
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,091
the modern English alphabet.
463
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,015
Zooey, who do we use
for legal work?
464
00:21:38,099 --> 00:21:40,186
Wait, you want to sic
a lawyer on the frat guys?
465
00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:41,661
I need the photos.
466
00:21:41,746 --> 00:21:44,979
That is the absolutely
the wrong way to do it.
467
00:21:45,414 --> 00:21:47,334
All right.
One question:
468
00:21:47,418 --> 00:21:50,807
Did you ever own or operate
an iron during college?
469
00:21:50,891 --> 00:21:53,711
Natural fabrics
require proper care.
470
00:21:54,332 --> 00:21:56,785
Hm. We have our answer.
471
00:21:56,869 --> 00:21:59,224
I just need the
name of the lawyer.
472
00:21:59,308 --> 00:22:01,495
All right, look, I...
473
00:22:03,883 --> 00:22:07,340
...can get you your photos
without the lawyer.
474
00:22:07,424 --> 00:22:09,878
Why would you,
even if you could?
475
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,448
Because
476
00:22:11,532 --> 00:22:12,817
I am
477
00:22:12,901 --> 00:22:14,372
loving the fact
478
00:22:15,374 --> 00:22:17,011
that you can't. Hm‐hm.
479
00:22:17,911 --> 00:22:19,382
Fabulous for you.
480
00:22:52,214 --> 00:22:53,299
Hey, Luke.
481
00:22:53,383 --> 00:22:55,303
Any luck on the
autograph of the damned?
482
00:22:55,387 --> 00:22:57,908
Nope. August is trying
to hack Gabriel's email,
483
00:22:57,992 --> 00:22:59,444
see if there's
anything there.
484
00:22:59,528 --> 00:23:01,115
Another great idea.
485
00:23:01,199 --> 00:23:03,853
I always send out follow‐up
emails for open houses.
486
00:23:03,937 --> 00:23:05,456
I'm all over it.
487
00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:08,429
Look, I talked off‐the‐record
to a guy I know.
488
00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:11,135
A homicide detective.
As far as they're concerned,
489
00:23:11,219 --> 00:23:13,105
these are all accidents.
490
00:23:13,189 --> 00:23:16,245
Whoever's doing this knows
exactly where the victim is
491
00:23:16,329 --> 00:23:18,917
and how to murder them
at any precise moment.
492
00:23:19,001 --> 00:23:21,038
Not any moment.
Three‐day intervals.
493
00:23:22,474 --> 00:23:24,161
Why not just knock them
all off at once?
494
00:23:24,245 --> 00:23:27,251
I'm telling you,
it's gotta be a Watchmaker.
495
00:23:28,353 --> 00:23:29,955
Whatever it is,
496
00:23:30,524 --> 00:23:32,177
we're running out of time.
497
00:23:39,196 --> 00:23:40,648
Boom. Boom.
498
00:23:40,732 --> 00:23:44,222
Boom! You did not see
that coming! Ha‐ha‐ha.
499
00:23:44,306 --> 00:23:46,560
Wow, that was awesome!
Can you show me?
500
00:23:46,644 --> 00:23:49,944
Yeah. It's just, uh,
B, left, down, up.
501
00:23:51,453 --> 00:23:54,175
I‐I'm sorry. Who are you?
502
00:23:54,259 --> 00:23:55,444
I'm Zooey.
503
00:23:55,528 --> 00:23:59,385
I live, um, over there.
Anyways, um...
504
00:23:59,469 --> 00:24:02,358
me and my roommates,
Amber and Sheera,
505
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,796
we were doing this Tik Tok
challenge where we, like,
506
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,668
party in every room
in every house on the block.
507
00:24:07,752 --> 00:24:09,272
Sounds like a lot of work.
508
00:24:09,356 --> 00:24:11,343
Omigod, I know, right?
509
00:24:11,427 --> 00:24:13,814
Thought it was going to be,
like, way easy.
510
00:24:13,898 --> 00:24:15,618
I just came from next door.
511
00:24:15,702 --> 00:24:18,574
No offense, but they are,
like, really boring.
512
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,313
Well, we are
way more fun.
513
00:24:24,619 --> 00:24:28,394
If you are, you usually
don't have to say that.
514
00:24:28,594 --> 00:24:30,114
You guys are kind of cute.
515
00:24:30,198 --> 00:24:32,151
Can I post you doing
the Wake Down dance?
516
00:24:32,235 --> 00:24:33,153
Um...
517
00:24:33,237 --> 00:24:35,424
So easy and my roommates
would, like, die.
518
00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,094
Ta, sure.
519
00:24:37,178 --> 00:24:39,365
Yeah? Awesome! Let me
hook up to your Bluetooth.
520
00:24:39,449 --> 00:24:40,701
All right.
521
00:24:40,785 --> 00:24:43,707
Sweet! We just got to,
like, clear all this...
522
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:44,509
stuff.
523
00:24:44,593 --> 00:24:46,146
I can move it?
524
00:24:46,230 --> 00:24:47,548
Yeah, like, now.
525
00:24:47,632 --> 00:24:49,336
- Move it?
- Yeah.
526
00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:51,823
Oh, okay. Sure. Yeah.
527
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:52,658
Sweet.
528
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:54,829
Um, okay,
this will go over here?
529
00:24:54,913 --> 00:24:57,401
Just over there.
No! Watch the floor.
530
00:24:57,485 --> 00:24:59,272
Watch the floor, she says!
531
00:24:59,356 --> 00:25:01,643
Ah! Yeah. There you go.
532
00:25:01,727 --> 00:25:03,380
Ohhhh! Skate style.
533
00:25:03,464 --> 00:25:05,818
Does it have to‐have to
come down?
534
00:25:05,902 --> 00:25:08,323
Just move that
right over there.
535
00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:10,194
Whoa! Whoa‐ho.
536
00:25:15,288 --> 00:25:17,192
Fantastic, boys!
537
00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:19,178
It's dance thing?
538
00:25:19,262 --> 00:25:20,147
Yeah.
539
00:25:20,231 --> 00:25:21,416
Ready, boys?
540
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:22,902
Mm‐hm.
541
00:25:24,806 --> 00:25:26,593
Five‐six...
542
00:25:26,677 --> 00:25:27,862
Seven, eight.
543
00:25:27,946 --> 00:25:31,870
"Cookies on my Plate" by
Richard Mead and Cayte Webber plays...
544
00:25:31,954 --> 00:25:35,878
♪♪♪ Cookies on my plate
While life can make me wait ♪♪♪
545
00:25:35,962 --> 00:25:40,204
♪♪♪ Cookies on my plate
I've got cookies on my plate ♪♪♪
546
00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:44,329
♪♪♪ Cookies on my plate
While life can make me wait ♪♪♪
547
00:25:44,413 --> 00:25:46,683
♪♪♪ Cookies on my plate, what? ♪♪♪
548
00:25:47,385 --> 00:25:48,603
♪♪♪ Oh‐oh‐oh‐oh ♪♪♪
549
00:25:48,687 --> 00:25:50,307
Can you get a lower angle?
550
00:25:50,391 --> 00:25:52,745
I said I have got this.
551
00:25:55,835 --> 00:25:59,359
God, Zooey, it's like you have
some strange, hypnotic power
552
00:25:59,443 --> 00:26:01,363
over these poor boys.
553
00:26:01,447 --> 00:26:02,865
Thank goodness you're
using it for good
554
00:26:02,949 --> 00:26:04,602
and not evil.
555
00:26:04,686 --> 00:26:07,508
Ooh! I'm trying to show off
some of that crown molding.
556
00:26:07,592 --> 00:26:09,779
All right, guys,
back to ones!
557
00:26:13,737 --> 00:26:14,922
Good, job, boys!
558
00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:17,228
We got it!
559
00:26:17,312 --> 00:26:18,630
Guys?
560
00:26:18,714 --> 00:26:20,234
Oh!
561
00:26:20,318 --> 00:26:22,288
Ah. I got you. Pull.
562
00:26:28,367 --> 00:26:29,652
Yeah. Phil.
563
00:26:29,736 --> 00:26:31,256
Hey, you visit
the prison yet?
564
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,193
- I'm on my way.
- Okay, stop.
565
00:26:33,277 --> 00:26:34,529
Just stop.
I found something.
566
00:26:34,613 --> 00:26:35,764
Okay.
567
00:26:35,848 --> 00:26:38,537
In 1969, a 16‐year‐old
named Margaret Heyward
568
00:26:38,621 --> 00:26:40,874
died at Adreniland
on a school trip.
569
00:26:40,958 --> 00:26:42,478
The safety bar
on her chair swing
570
00:26:42,562 --> 00:26:43,480
came up all by itself.
571
00:26:43,564 --> 00:26:44,949
- So?
- Okay,
572
00:26:45,033 --> 00:26:46,519
three days earlier
573
00:26:46,603 --> 00:26:48,356
Margaret Heyward
had recently bested
574
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,396
half a dozen classmates
to become first‐chair cello.
575
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,016
So?
576
00:26:53,851 --> 00:26:56,539
Second chair
was her best friend,
577
00:26:56,623 --> 00:26:58,026
Catherine Owens.
578
00:26:59,462 --> 00:27:00,914
Three days...
579
00:27:00,998 --> 00:27:02,685
Exactly three days.
580
00:27:09,483 --> 00:27:11,453
I did it! Whoo.
581
00:27:11,854 --> 00:27:13,440
All right, let's post!
582
00:27:13,524 --> 00:27:14,575
Oh, I would, but...
583
00:27:14,659 --> 00:27:15,744
You want a beer?
584
00:27:15,828 --> 00:27:17,715
Sorry, my ride's coming.
585
00:27:17,799 --> 00:27:19,519
Oh, um...
586
00:27:19,603 --> 00:27:20,854
So...
587
00:27:20,938 --> 00:27:24,011
you, uh, want to hang out
some time or...?
588
00:27:24,412 --> 00:27:25,831
Oh,
589
00:27:25,915 --> 00:27:27,519
Reese.
590
00:27:28,754 --> 00:27:31,443
I'm grown enough to be your hot,
591
00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:33,880
unattainable, slightly...
592
00:27:33,964 --> 00:27:35,284
slightly...
593
00:27:35,368 --> 00:27:36,770
older cousin.
594
00:27:37,539 --> 00:27:38,857
All right, so...
595
00:27:38,941 --> 00:27:40,461
You'll text me?
596
00:27:40,545 --> 00:27:41,863
Okay, bye.
597
00:27:53,002 --> 00:27:54,722
I have no words.
598
00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:56,693
I think that's best.
599
00:27:58,380 --> 00:27:59,499
Are they still looking?
600
00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:00,901
- Yeah.
- Okay, can you go now?
601
00:28:00,985 --> 00:28:03,373
- Yeah.
- Please? Thank you.
602
00:28:06,763 --> 00:28:08,450
All this attention.
603
00:28:08,534 --> 00:28:10,504
You're gonna turn a girl's head.
604
00:28:13,978 --> 00:28:16,416
Tell me: how'd you do it?
605
00:28:17,418 --> 00:28:18,603
I don't know
what you mean.
606
00:28:18,687 --> 00:28:20,691
You didn't
like Amos Allenby.
607
00:28:21,393 --> 00:28:23,364
He was in my house.
608
00:28:24,733 --> 00:28:28,507
Did you know he watched me
in my shower, Mr. Roman?
609
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:31,529
But what about
Margaret Heyward?
610
00:28:31,613 --> 00:28:33,366
You killed your best friend
because she beat you out
611
00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:34,936
for first chair?
612
00:28:37,725 --> 00:28:40,998
I'm sure I don't know
what you're talking about.
613
00:28:44,138 --> 00:28:46,643
I think we should
talk tomorrow.
614
00:28:48,046 --> 00:28:50,785
There will be lots
to talk about tomorrow.
615
00:29:12,929 --> 00:29:14,699
Mr. Calabasas?
Susan Ireland.
616
00:29:15,434 --> 00:29:16,753
The listing is live!
617
00:29:16,837 --> 00:29:18,055
The offers should
start rolling in.
618
00:29:18,139 --> 00:29:19,492
Um, I've sent you the link
619
00:29:19,576 --> 00:29:20,727
and I just want to
make sure that you...
620
00:29:20,811 --> 00:29:24,435
Splendid. Contact my attorney
when you have offers.
621
00:29:24,519 --> 00:29:26,706
He'll be pleased
to consummate the sale.
622
00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:28,810
So, I‐I should
talk to him, not you?
623
00:29:28,894 --> 00:29:30,847
You've ‐great help to
624
00:29:30,931 --> 00:29:31,783
Uh.
625
00:29:31,867 --> 00:29:33,453
...at last,
I can move on.
626
00:29:33,537 --> 00:29:35,123
Sorry, you're
breaking up. I can't...
627
00:29:36,877 --> 00:29:38,463
Hello?
628
00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:54,846
Hm.
629
00:29:57,618 --> 00:29:59,105
Hm.
630
00:30:13,517 --> 00:30:15,737
Hey, I'm sorry.
Did you order?
631
00:30:15,821 --> 00:30:17,825
You're starving.
632
00:30:18,694 --> 00:30:20,514
Luke, I love seeing you,
633
00:30:20,598 --> 00:30:22,885
but if work is too crazy,
I get it.
634
00:30:22,969 --> 00:30:25,624
No, I need to eat. Let's eat.
635
00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:27,895
Here we are,
two normal adults, eating.
636
00:30:30,851 --> 00:30:33,139
The Owens house has just
been‐been nothing but trouble.
637
00:30:33,223 --> 00:30:34,909
Oh.
638
00:30:37,699 --> 00:30:39,518
I'm sorry, it's just...
639
00:30:39,602 --> 00:30:42,157
I can't believe people
were into that house.
640
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:43,994
That striped wallpaper
in the hallway?
641
00:30:44,078 --> 00:30:46,232
Made me crave
a peppermint stick!
642
00:30:46,316 --> 00:30:48,068
Or a haircut! God!
643
00:30:50,758 --> 00:30:52,261
What?
644
00:30:52,962 --> 00:30:55,584
You were in
the Owens open house?
645
00:30:55,668 --> 00:30:58,022
You caught me, Luke.
I'm cheating on you.
646
00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,460
I'm seeing other agents.
647
00:31:00,544 --> 00:31:01,996
I hope we can
still be friends.
648
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,684
Your email...
649
00:31:04,552 --> 00:31:05,904
wasn't on the guest list.
650
00:31:05,988 --> 00:31:07,775
I gave it
to the guy afterward.
651
00:31:07,859 --> 00:31:08,910
Verbally.
652
00:31:08,994 --> 00:31:10,947
Luke, what's wrong?
653
00:31:11,031 --> 00:31:14,071
You told me to look
at anything I liked.
654
00:31:24,192 --> 00:31:26,963
I'll give you guys a minute.
655
00:31:33,186 --> 00:31:34,238
What about the spoons?
656
00:31:34,322 --> 00:31:36,141
You really think she's
going to get spooned in the eye?
657
00:31:36,225 --> 00:31:38,980
Guys in prison sharpen those
things and use it as a shiv.
658
00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:40,951
Spoons.
659
00:31:44,909 --> 00:31:46,746
Mm. This is ridiculous.
660
00:31:50,153 --> 00:31:51,873
Okay. You're scaring me.
661
00:31:51,957 --> 00:31:53,776
Why did you scribble like that
on the sign‐in sheet?
662
00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:55,347
That's how
I sign my name!
663
00:31:55,431 --> 00:31:57,417
Hm. You'll make
a great doctor.
664
00:31:57,501 --> 00:32:00,791
August, what's your timeline?
What could we do here?
665
00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:04,331
If the, uh, PKT patterns
from the Owens house
666
00:32:04,415 --> 00:32:08,740
continue to replicate those
recorded before the, uh...
667
00:32:08,824 --> 00:32:11,178
the untimely passing
of Ross Parsons,
668
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:13,734
it will peak...
roughly four hours.
669
00:32:14,435 --> 00:32:16,322
She likes to keep
to her schedule.
670
00:32:16,406 --> 00:32:18,660
Yeah, she has to.
Gotta take a lot out of you,
671
00:32:18,744 --> 00:32:20,697
structuring destinies
to smite your enemies.
672
00:32:20,781 --> 00:32:22,201
You'd need some
recovery time, too.
673
00:32:22,285 --> 00:32:23,803
Three days.
674
00:32:23,887 --> 00:32:27,678
Then your eye lights up,
see your next target and...
675
00:32:27,762 --> 00:32:29,197
boing!
676
00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:31,452
Sorry.
677
00:32:31,536 --> 00:32:34,291
But remember:
she's a watchmaker.
678
00:32:34,375 --> 00:32:36,829
She has to kill
in the order of the list.
679
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:40,203
Anything messes up the schedule,
or the order, it's a problem.
680
00:32:40,287 --> 00:32:41,923
Enormous problem.
681
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,912
Game changer.
682
00:32:44,996 --> 00:32:47,818
You guys know how dumb
this sounds, right?
683
00:32:47,902 --> 00:32:48,953
The truth can be dumb.
684
00:32:49,037 --> 00:32:52,745
But that doesn't stop it
from being, you know, true.
685
00:32:53,245 --> 00:32:54,732
Now, see, if you
would have said that,
686
00:32:54,816 --> 00:32:56,802
it would have come off
all brilliant and ironic.
687
00:32:56,886 --> 00:32:58,138
Delivery.
688
00:32:58,222 --> 00:32:59,959
Okay. Check this out.
689
00:33:00,794 --> 00:33:03,065
Meter readers. Cable guys.
Jehovah's Witnesses.
690
00:33:04,335 --> 00:33:06,154
All of them entered
Catherine's house at some point
691
00:33:06,238 --> 00:33:09,461
and all of them died from a
bizarre accident afterwards.
692
00:33:09,545 --> 00:33:12,133
This lady is a Dahmer‐scale
mass murderer,
693
00:33:12,217 --> 00:33:14,037
but since everything
looks like an accident,
694
00:33:14,121 --> 00:33:15,707
nobody ever noticed.
695
00:33:15,791 --> 00:33:17,778
I've never even met her!
696
00:33:17,862 --> 00:33:19,782
And didn't you say she
was already in jail
697
00:33:19,866 --> 00:33:21,151
when I went to the open house?
698
00:33:21,235 --> 00:33:22,988
When you went inside,
699
00:33:23,072 --> 00:33:24,792
she saw you.
700
00:33:24,876 --> 00:33:26,262
The house had
marked you somehow.
701
00:33:26,346 --> 00:33:27,864
Now she's aware
of where you are.
702
00:33:27,948 --> 00:33:30,270
Probably not a
constant awareness.
703
00:33:30,354 --> 00:33:33,075
I mean, structuring events
in the mind? That's one thing.
704
00:33:33,159 --> 00:33:35,163
Omniscient awareness?
705
00:33:35,497 --> 00:33:37,116
That's reserved for God.
706
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,353
And Facebook.
707
00:33:38,437 --> 00:33:41,993
She is not watching you
right now but she will be soon.
708
00:33:42,077 --> 00:33:43,963
Yeah. In four hours.
709
00:33:44,047 --> 00:33:45,200
So,
710
00:33:45,284 --> 00:33:48,038
that's when she takes something
like Phil's tablet stylus
711
00:33:48,122 --> 00:33:50,394
and pokes it
into my frontal lobe?
712
00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:54,969
Dude!
713
00:33:55,203 --> 00:33:56,489
Why is she doing this?
714
00:33:56,573 --> 00:33:58,175
I don't know.
715
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:02,901
So what if it doesn't?
716
00:34:02,985 --> 00:34:04,137
What?
717
00:34:04,221 --> 00:34:06,275
What if it fails?
718
00:34:06,359 --> 00:34:09,113
What if it gets off schedule
or out of sequence...
719
00:34:09,197 --> 00:34:11,184
What happens then?
720
00:34:11,268 --> 00:34:13,923
That's an
interesting question.
721
00:34:14,007 --> 00:34:15,794
Watchmakers need
everything in sequence,
722
00:34:15,878 --> 00:34:17,163
in order.
723
00:34:18,517 --> 00:34:22,441
One, two, three.
724
00:34:22,525 --> 00:34:24,244
But if we
interrupt that order...
725
00:34:24,328 --> 00:34:27,049
One, two... four.
726
00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:28,920
You throw it into a loop.
727
00:34:29,004 --> 00:34:30,957
What kind of a loop?
728
00:34:31,041 --> 00:34:33,930
Imagine a computer with a
spinning wheel that never ends,
729
00:34:34,014 --> 00:34:36,969
searching for an answer
it can never find.
730
00:34:37,053 --> 00:34:38,473
An electronic stroke.
731
00:34:49,979 --> 00:34:51,265
I know that this
is a desperate time
732
00:34:51,349 --> 00:34:53,503
and I really want to
be here for both of you,
733
00:34:53,587 --> 00:34:55,005
but
734
00:34:55,089 --> 00:34:56,976
I just got a cash offer
on Calabasas,
735
00:34:57,060 --> 00:34:58,497
20 grand above asking.
736
00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:03,172
Would it be in horribly
bad taste if I...?
737
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,111
Go, for crying out loud.
738
00:35:06,346 --> 00:35:08,199
Go. Take care of business.
739
00:35:08,283 --> 00:35:11,923
She powerful enough to get
past Zooey, we are all doomed.
740
00:35:19,104 --> 00:35:20,541
Where're you going?
741
00:35:21,008 --> 00:35:22,260
To the bathroom.
742
00:35:22,344 --> 00:35:24,063
One door away.
743
00:35:24,147 --> 00:35:26,553
You removed everything sharp,
including the hand soap.
744
00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:42,401
Hey. Don't be mad.
745
00:35:42,485 --> 00:35:43,936
What are you, crazy?
What are you do...?
746
00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:45,105
Look, I remembered:
747
00:35:45,189 --> 00:35:47,577
today's the last day to register
for my endocrinology lab.
748
00:35:47,661 --> 00:35:51,352
I needed to get that lab
in person or my year is shot!
749
00:35:51,436 --> 00:35:54,291
Okay, you can be all mad at me
750
00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:56,011
when I get back.
751
00:35:57,314 --> 00:35:58,966
This is your life.
752
00:35:59,050 --> 00:36:01,054
I'm fine! I gotta go.
753
00:36:03,058 --> 00:36:04,478
Oops! Sorry.
754
00:36:08,537 --> 00:36:10,541
Hey‐hey‐hey. Whoa‐whoa‐whoa.
755
00:36:39,981 --> 00:36:41,600
Well,
756
00:36:41,602 --> 00:36:44,307
aren't we a little
dark raincloud today.
757
00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:52,890
Why?
758
00:36:53,925 --> 00:36:57,666
She did nothing to you
and she meant nothing to you.
759
00:36:57,967 --> 00:37:00,872
Before I dispatched
that little shit‐weasel
760
00:37:00,874 --> 00:37:02,845
who watched me in the shower,
761
00:37:04,446 --> 00:37:07,468
hardly anyone entered my house.
762
00:37:07,552 --> 00:37:09,372
I was hungry.
763
00:37:09,456 --> 00:37:11,961
But now I have
real estate people,
764
00:37:12,462 --> 00:37:15,034
lookers, shoppers...
765
00:37:15,736 --> 00:37:17,789
Soon I'll have a family.
766
00:37:17,873 --> 00:37:21,062
And they'll all have
horrible accidents.
767
00:37:21,146 --> 00:37:24,654
And the whole
wonderful dance
768
00:37:25,154 --> 00:37:26,824
will begin again.
769
00:37:28,027 --> 00:37:29,697
Precisely
770
00:37:30,598 --> 00:37:32,068
three
771
00:37:32,402 --> 00:37:33,754
days
772
00:37:33,838 --> 00:37:35,357
at a time.
773
00:37:40,819 --> 00:37:42,772
You loved her,
didn't you?
774
00:37:55,983 --> 00:37:57,987
Better to have
loved and lost,
775
00:37:58,888 --> 00:38:00,491
no?
776
00:38:35,696 --> 00:38:37,448
Need a medic in visits!
777
00:38:37,532 --> 00:38:39,870
Code blue! Medic in visits!
Code Blue!
778
00:38:40,739 --> 00:38:42,141
Code blue! Medic!
779
00:38:48,053 --> 00:38:49,840
It's the Calabasas commission.
780
00:38:49,924 --> 00:38:52,444
Ooh. Doing deposits
this afternoon.
781
00:38:52,528 --> 00:38:55,117
By the way, Luke approved
a bonus for you on it.
782
00:38:55,201 --> 00:38:56,887
You earned it.
783
00:38:56,971 --> 00:38:59,125
Thank you so much
for assigning a dollar value
784
00:38:59,209 --> 00:39:00,862
to my dignity.
785
00:39:02,878 --> 00:39:04,891
Ooh. Not bad.
786
00:39:08,260 --> 00:39:09,930
That's odd.
787
00:39:11,868 --> 00:39:13,504
What?
788
00:39:17,578 --> 00:39:19,131
James Lattimore.
789
00:39:19,215 --> 00:39:22,639
Mr. Lattimore, you are Edwin
Calabasas' attorney, correct?
790
00:39:22,723 --> 00:39:23,975
That is correct.
791
00:39:24,059 --> 00:39:25,010
This is Susan Ireland.
792
00:39:25,094 --> 00:39:27,716
I just received a commission
from a property we sold
793
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,118
for Mister Calabasas?
794
00:39:29,202 --> 00:39:31,022
The Edwin Calabasas
Memorial Trust
795
00:39:31,106 --> 00:39:33,193
has real estate holdings
all over the world.
796
00:39:33,277 --> 00:39:34,896
I assume they hired you.
797
00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:37,720
I actually dealt with
Mister Calabasas directly.
798
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,642
Ah‐ha. That's not possible,
Ms. Ireland.
799
00:39:40,726 --> 00:39:43,564
Mister Calabasas passed on
eight years ago.
800
00:39:44,566 --> 00:39:46,503
Will there be anything else?
801
00:39:47,706 --> 00:39:50,177
Un, no, that's everything.
Thank you!
802
00:39:55,221 --> 00:39:56,824
So, to recap,
803
00:39:57,993 --> 00:39:59,997
we got hired by a ghost
804
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,201
to cleanse his house
805
00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:05,107
of the people
who were haunting it.
806
00:40:10,919 --> 00:40:13,674
Hey, as long as
the check clears.
807
00:40:19,603 --> 00:40:21,139
So, what just happened?
808
00:40:22,241 --> 00:40:24,630
She's a watchmaker.
She knew you'd be dead,
809
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:26,466
yet she saw you alive.
810
00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:29,539
Enough of a paradox
to send her into a loop.
811
00:40:29,623 --> 00:40:30,842
Forever?
812
00:40:30,926 --> 00:40:33,197
Well, way beyond
Catherine Owens' expiration.
813
00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:35,685
Good.
814
00:40:35,769 --> 00:40:37,922
I'd hate to have
died in vain.
815
00:40:38,006 --> 00:40:40,746
"Aye Aye Aye" by
Bodyshakes plays...
816
00:40:47,926 --> 00:40:52,201
♪♪♪ Well, I‐I‐I‐I
wanna make you cry ♪♪♪
817
00:40:53,170 --> 00:40:56,878
♪♪♪ But I, I, I, I
Gotta take my time ♪♪♪
818
00:40:58,648 --> 00:41:00,233
♪♪♪ Yeah, you ♪♪♪
819
00:41:00,317 --> 00:41:02,790
♪♪♪ got a lot to say ♪♪♪
820
00:41:03,691 --> 00:41:04,943
♪♪♪ I'm gonna
break it down, baby ♪♪♪
821
00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:08,868
♪♪♪ And I bet you that
We're all the same. ♪♪♪
822
00:42:02,843 --> 00:42:04,896
That was a hell of a
performance.
823
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,734
Oh, you killed it.
824
00:42:06,818 --> 00:42:09,389
So, now what?
825
00:42:09,857 --> 00:42:12,010
Well, first off, we need to
find you a proper home.
826
00:42:12,094 --> 00:42:14,649
One without devil dogs,
aggressive fireplaces,
827
00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:16,920
strange noises, or any members
of my immediate family.
828
00:42:17,004 --> 00:42:18,924
Ah! Sounds dreamy.
829
00:42:20,745 --> 00:42:22,983
Could it have a
whirlpool tub?
830
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:24,636
Jeez.
831
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,072
Clients, man!
832
00:42:30,030 --> 00:42:32,134
♪♪♪ "Aye Aye Aye" reprise ♪♪♪
58884
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