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This is the Rockin' Roger Morning
Show, late-night edition.
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CMJ is almost upon us,
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so if you like your live music -
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and i know that you do -
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you'll wanna get your wristbands
before it's too late.
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And speaking of too late,
it's never too late to say you're sorry.
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And right now,
i wanna dedicate this next song
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to all the lovely ladies
in Rockin' Roger's rock 'n' roll past.
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And, ladies,
if you're burning and itching,
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you might wanna see a doctor,
immediately.
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Time is ticking
It's almost done
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What we hated we've become
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By the pricking of my thumbs
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Something wicked
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This way comes
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I'm coming to get you
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I'm coming to get you
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I'm coming to get you
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High
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I dropped the needle
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Pick it up
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Don't you worry
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You're old enough
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Times are changing'
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So am I
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Times are wastin'
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It's time to die
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I'm coming to get you
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I'm coming to get you
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I'm coming to get you
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High
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- That's not what I'm saying, Joey.
- What are you saying, Jeff?
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I'm saying
that you should be firing me.
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- So you're quitting.
- I'm not quitting.
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Why do you keep saying that?
I'm not. No, what I'm saying is,
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as your manager,
i am advising you to fire your manager.
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- That's all I'm...
- Okay. I can't fire you.
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CMJ's in 10 days.
You said we had a showcase gig
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with industry insiders and A&R guys...
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Movers and shakers, right.
Was i drinking when i said that?
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- You're always drinking.
- See? You should totally fire me.
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Montreal, land of Hugo's birth.
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Many women will be very pleased
to hear of my return.
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Yeah, no matter how long
you go away,
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you always come back.
You're like herpes.
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- Hugo's not like herpes.
- Hugo's a lot like herpes.
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- No, he's not.
- Very similar.
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- Where's Joey and Jennifer?
- Joey's talking to Jeff,
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- Jennifer's talking to some scary guy.
- What scary guy?
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Oh. He is kinda creepy.
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Yeah, he is.
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Let's just face it, Joey.
We're both getting
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- a little long in the tooth.
- What the hell does that mean?
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All right, here's your beers.
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- Oh, we didn't order these.
- Oh, no, no.
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It's, uh... it's on the house.
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- Well, thank you very much.
- Yeah, not you. You have to pay.
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'Course, yeah.
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Hang on. One second.
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Okay. How much is it?
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- That'll do, thanks.
- Oh. Uh, twen...
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Twenty.
That's nice for free beer.
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Hey, you know,
i know how you're feeling, though.
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You're getting old. Hmm?
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I'm getting old.
Rock 'n' roll is getting old.
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Have you considered,
uh, Japanese hip hop?
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Ja... I'm not Japanese.
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Yeah. No, i guess
it's not really right for you.
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But it's a shame,
'cause it's gonna be huge.
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Oh, sorry. Hang on a sec.
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Konichiwa.
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You know what, Joey?
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I'm gonna have to take this,
uh... outside.
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And then I'm gonna have to go home.
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Okay.
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Hey, have another round.
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Thanks.
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It's tough watching a weasel like that
crush another man's dreams.
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A man's gotta have his dreams.
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Yeah. I should get back
to the band. Thanks.
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Band can wait, Joey.
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I know you?
How'd you know my name?
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Oh, i can read your mind.
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Wow. What am i thinking right now?
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This bartender is crazy.
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You're good.
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You're afraid of being a loser
the rest of your life.
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Too late for you,
too late for the band...
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I would say you're 30 pounds
of junk food and a retail job away
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from killing yourself.
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Just a guess.
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Thanks for the drink.
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- So how'd it go with Jeff?
- Uh, great. You know, great.
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He's really excited
about the New York show.
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Says there's gonna be a lot
of industry insiders,
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- movers and... shakers.
- Right.
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So what hotel
are we staying at tonight?
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It's such a nice night,
I thought we'd save some money,
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- sleep in the bus.
- No.
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First of all, it's not a bus,
it's a hearse. And...
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We're sleeping
in the hearse tonight?
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- Just for tonight, okay?
- That sucks.
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Could you give us a second,
please?
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I've given you 10 years.
Now i gotta sleep with Hugo?
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Look, I'll meet up with you guys
in the morning, okay?
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I'm going out with some friends.
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That is a friend of yours?
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Oh, I'm sorry,
is that any of your business?
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Yeah, he looks like a junkie
from hell, for Christ's sakes.
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- Don't you have a girlfriend?
- This is about the band!
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Yeah, it always is.
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We have a six-hour drive tomorrow,
Jennifer.
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Yeah, and i don't wanna sleep
in the hearse.
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- The hearse smells like drummer.
- I heard that.
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- I'm going to a party.
- Fine.
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But we're leaving at noon tomorrow,
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with or without you.
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Fine. I'll see you then.
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Fine.
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Wait.
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If you're going to a party,
give these out...
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They got the new... website on them.
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- Maybe you should go with her.
- She can handle herself.
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She didn't invite you, huh?
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Can we load the gear, please?
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Yes, Joey, we can.
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Don't touch me.
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Has the terrible danger
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That surrounds us
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Become like a drug
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Are we more like strangers
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In a glasshouse
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We're rich with the blood
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How can you leave the black out
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You're only flesh and bone
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Flesh and bone
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When a blanket of winter's
all around us
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We have to stay warm
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When there's no one there
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You can count on
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You have to transform
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How can you leave
the black out
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Well, this sucks.
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- Where is she?
- She probably hitched a ride
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- with The Itchies.
- She'll be here. I know women.
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- We're gonna miss sound check.
- I hope she's okay.
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- She's okay. She's always okay.
- She just doesn't care.
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- This is why I broke up with her.
- She dumped you.
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Yeah, for being an insensitive prick.
Her words, not mine.
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Screw it. Hugo, you're on bass.
Let's roll.
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Every time I turn around
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There's people letting me down
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And everywhere that I go
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Well no one ever wants to know
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Look I'm tired of the scene
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Living such stale dreams
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I don't wanna get involved
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No I just wanna be dissolved
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It's the same old thing
I see there's nothing in here
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It's the same old place
Is this a feature of the world
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It's the same old thing
Every time I turn around
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It's the same old daze
And everywhere that I go
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- It's the same old place
- Copy that.
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Could someone tell Susan
she has visitors?
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Hi, honey.
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What are you doing here?
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You look good.
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What are you doing here?
I'm working.
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Yeah, i know. Um...
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we hit a little snag.
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You want money.
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Why... why are you being like that?
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- You don't want money?
- Yeah, i want money,
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but there's no reason
to be cruel and weird about it.
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I am not being cruel and weird.
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Yeah, you are.
You're being cruel and weird,
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- making me feel like total shit.
- I can't do this right now.
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- Neither can l.
- Fine. Then leave.
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- Fine, i will. Thanks.
- Fine.
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Are you... coming to the show
tonight, or...?
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Will Junkie Slut be coming?
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No. As a matter of fact,
Jennifer won't be joining us.
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We left her in Montreal.
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Maybe I'll come.
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Where are the rest of the retards,
anyway?
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Oh, your friend with the headset
said that they could...
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Hi, Susan.
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They're really hungry,
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what with us having no money and all,
but it's cool.
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You're working
and i should go anyways.
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- Okay, let's get first team in.
- I gotta go.
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Okay. It's okay.
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There's about 100 bucks in my purse,
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in my room. Just take it.
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- I'm ashamed.
- Yeah, you should be.
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- Okay.
- And Joey...
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Yeah?
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Put me on the list tonight.
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I... I will.
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For sure. Okay...
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I gotta go.
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Final touches!
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That sounded super.
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We cool?
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No, but thanks anyway.
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That sounded like shit.
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Jennifer?
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Well, uh, you look... different.
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- I'm not different.
I'm the exact same person.
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No, i-i-i just meant, like,
your hair and your...
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Nope. No, I'm the same old Jennifer.
Nothing different here.
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Okay... How'd you get here?
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- I hitched a ride with The Itchies.
- Where are they?
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Oh, they should be here... soon.
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Unless something terrible
happens to them.
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- What?
- They said they couldn't make it.
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Okay, i don't understand.
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They drove you from Montreal to Toronto
and then decided not to play?
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- Yeah, they're totally crazy.
- Who cares? They totally suck.
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- Welcome back, Jen.
- You were missed.
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You look different.
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Eddie Van Helsing?!
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Where's Queeny?
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Soon it will be dark again.
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Kill me.
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lt doesn't have to be like this.
You can be saved.
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Just tell me where the queen is,
and I'll let you live.
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You can't save me, vampire hunter.
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You couldn't even save
your own woman.
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Burn in hell, Nosferatu.
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Well, there has to be some mistake.
I'm the singer's girlfriend?
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- Sure you are.
- What's that supposed to mean?
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lt means 10 bucks.
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- Look...
- Hey, aren't you that girl
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- from Space Raiders?
- Yes.
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You can totally afford 10 bucks.
The money goes to the band.
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Let me in the fucking club.
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Don't know how to begin
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Open road is closing in
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We're getting far
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From where we've been
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And where we're going
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And where we going anyway
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Don't know how to explain
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Open road's expecting rain
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We're getting far
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From where we came
and where we're going
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And where we going anyway
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going nowhere
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Coming down
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going nowhere
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Going nowhere
Coming down
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I went to the crossroad
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Fell down on my knees
255
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:29,001
I went to the crossroad
256
00:18:29,169 --> 00:18:31,712
Oh, hi, Joey.
257
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,506
You! What the hell
are you doing here?
258
00:18:34,674 --> 00:18:37,301
Wait. What the hell am i doing here?
259
00:18:37,469 --> 00:18:39,928
Wait... Where the hell are we, man?
260
00:18:40,096 --> 00:18:42,556
Well, clearly,
we are at a crossroads in your life.
261
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:44,349
What?
262
00:18:44,516 --> 00:18:48,102
We don't have a lot of time.
No, you don't have a lot of time.
263
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:50,021
l, on the other hand, have lots.
264
00:18:50,189 --> 00:18:52,356
That's great. Um...
265
00:18:52,524 --> 00:18:54,317
how do i get out of here?
266
00:18:54,485 --> 00:18:56,861
You have a decision to make,
a tough one.
267
00:18:57,029 --> 00:19:01,074
But i think if you look all around you,
the answer's right in front of you.
268
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,034
And who are you,
my fairy godmother from hell?
269
00:19:04,202 --> 00:19:07,412
No, it's not who i am,
it's who you are.
270
00:19:10,374 --> 00:19:12,084
Who are you, man?
271
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,752
What the hell's going on?
272
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,545
Didn't nobody seem to know me
273
00:19:15,713 --> 00:19:17,380
Who are you?!
274
00:19:17,548 --> 00:19:18,964
I'm Hugo!
275
00:19:19,132 --> 00:19:20,800
Hugo.
276
00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:24,095
- Ah, shit, my head!
- Yeah, Susan hit you with a bottle.
277
00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:26,263
- She what?
- Hey, he's alive.
278
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:29,308
What the hell was that?!
279
00:19:29,476 --> 00:19:30,684
What?
280
00:19:30,852 --> 00:19:34,105
Whoa, she clocked you pretty hard.
You've been out for a while.
281
00:19:34,272 --> 00:19:37,148
- I have?
- Did you notice anything different
282
00:19:37,316 --> 00:19:40,318
- about tonight's performance?
- What do you mean?
283
00:19:40,486 --> 00:19:41,694
Jennifer. Did you see that?!
284
00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:44,072
Sorry, Tyler, I'm a little distracted
about my girlfriend
285
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,908
- throwing a beer bottle at me.
- I think it's pretty safe
286
00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:49,911
- to call her your ex-girlfriend now.
- We're talking about Jennifer?
287
00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:52,412
What the hell?
288
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:54,123
How are you doing, guys?
289
00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:55,666
Nice set.
290
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,918
- Thanks.
- What's with the, uh, flashlight?
291
00:19:58,086 --> 00:20:00,921
- lt keeps the dark away.
- At least you're not a cop.
292
00:20:01,089 --> 00:20:02,631
What, are you afraid of the dark?
293
00:20:02,799 --> 00:20:06,009
We should all be afraid of darkness.
294
00:20:06,177 --> 00:20:07,761
I'm afraid of spiders.
295
00:20:07,929 --> 00:20:09,595
They are... no good.
296
00:20:12,808 --> 00:20:15,560
I really like your bass player.
She around?
297
00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:16,894
Haven't seen her.
Where's Jennifer?
298
00:20:17,062 --> 00:20:19,313
I don't know.
She said she was really hungry.
299
00:20:19,481 --> 00:20:22,108
- She went to get something to eat.
- Oh, shit.
300
00:20:22,276 --> 00:20:24,110
I didn't want to hear that!
301
00:20:24,278 --> 00:20:26,486
- Oh, god...
- That was weird.
302
00:20:26,654 --> 00:20:28,405
I'm telling you, man,
303
00:20:28,573 --> 00:20:30,866
something really strange
happened tonight.
304
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,409
- What?
- People were really receptive!
305
00:20:32,577 --> 00:20:33,952
That's not so strange, Tyler.
306
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,497
I've been trying to channel
a lot of shit in my life
307
00:20:37,665 --> 00:20:40,333
- into our shows lately...
- Not to you. To Jennifer.
308
00:20:40,501 --> 00:20:44,378
You were unconscious at the time?
We got an encore!
309
00:20:44,546 --> 00:20:46,380
- Huh. We did?
- Yeah!
310
00:20:46,548 --> 00:20:49,592
Things are finally starting to work
for us, man!
311
00:20:49,759 --> 00:20:52,178
- I cannot wait for Buffalo!
- Oh, Buffalo.
312
00:20:52,345 --> 00:20:54,763
- No.
- I promised Beef one more show.
313
00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:56,515
- goddammit.
- Hey.
314
00:20:56,683 --> 00:20:59,893
- What?
- Find Jennifer. Now.
315
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:03,396
Je... l... But...
316
00:21:10,779 --> 00:21:13,364
Try as I might
317
00:21:14,825 --> 00:21:18,076
Shadows are forming
318
00:21:19,454 --> 00:21:21,496
Night after night
319
00:21:21,664 --> 00:21:24,499
What can I do
320
00:21:27,462 --> 00:21:30,214
Baby when you come home
321
00:21:30,381 --> 00:21:33,341
I'm never gonna let you leave me
322
00:21:33,508 --> 00:21:35,551
Alone
323
00:21:36,887 --> 00:21:39,096
Without my man
324
00:21:40,682 --> 00:21:44,727
Low knows I'm doing
325
00:21:44,895 --> 00:21:47,563
The best I can
326
00:21:54,654 --> 00:21:57,822
Ooh
I know my man
327
00:21:57,990 --> 00:22:01,159
Works for a living
328
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,371
I know my man
329
00:22:05,538 --> 00:22:08,165
He works for me
330
00:22:10,502 --> 00:22:15,631
Ooh
I know I will
331
00:22:15,799 --> 00:22:18,968
Always forgive him
332
00:22:19,135 --> 00:22:21,136
All I can say
333
00:22:21,845 --> 00:22:24,889
All I can see
334
00:22:27,142 --> 00:22:30,186
Baby when you come home
335
00:22:30,354 --> 00:22:33,815
I'm never gonna let you leave me
336
00:22:33,983 --> 00:22:35,400
Alone
337
00:22:36,777 --> 00:22:38,194
Without my man
338
00:22:40,363 --> 00:22:43,782
Low knows I'm doing
339
00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:47,452
The best I can
340
00:22:48,788 --> 00:22:52,124
I'm still alone
341
00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:54,584
Without my man
342
00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:14,769
Change has come
343
00:23:17,565 --> 00:23:19,774
Change with me
344
00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:25,447
Whatever's meant to be
345
00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:28,657
Will be
346
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:35,914
Whatever's meant to be
347
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,833
Will be
348
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,423
hey little girl
349
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:47,175
You're all...
350
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,385
right
351
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,356
If one of us goes further
352
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,191
We ain't never gonna make it
353
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,568
take it back
354
00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:09,196
Yeah baby
355
00:24:10,156 --> 00:24:12,866
If one of us goes further
356
00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:16,995
We ain't never gonna make it
take it back
357
00:24:18,164 --> 00:24:20,706
Yeah sugar
358
00:24:20,874 --> 00:24:23,084
Hey, we got 10 comments
on the website.
359
00:24:23,251 --> 00:24:26,128
- Really? What do they say?
- They're from the Toronto show.
360
00:24:26,296 --> 00:24:29,423
Bob779, he says,
"The bass player is totally hot."
361
00:24:29,591 --> 00:24:32,343
- Hey, that's... that's positive.
- Hey, they're all about Jennifer.
362
00:24:32,511 --> 00:24:35,845
- All... all of them?
- No, wait, there's one about you here.
363
00:24:36,013 --> 00:24:38,765
"The lead singer of The Winners
should step down
364
00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:42,727
- "and let the real star..."
- Yeah, i get it. That's good.
365
00:24:42,895 --> 00:24:45,021
- I think I'm gonna be sick.
- That's perfect.
366
00:24:45,189 --> 00:24:47,941
We're not gonna get across the border
with a junkie.
367
00:24:48,109 --> 00:24:49,567
Everyone be cool. We're here.
368
00:24:49,735 --> 00:24:51,611
- We're going to the jail.
- Shut up.
369
00:25:01,496 --> 00:25:03,205
- Good afternoon, sir!
How are you?
370
00:25:03,373 --> 00:25:05,124
Pull over to the side, please, sir.
371
00:25:05,291 --> 00:25:07,709
- Certainly. ls there some sort...
- Are you deaf?
372
00:25:07,877 --> 00:25:09,210
Pull it over now!
373
00:25:30,857 --> 00:25:32,607
Leave them for me.
374
00:26:02,303 --> 00:26:04,262
Passports.
375
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,354
Okay.
376
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,567
Well, girlie's...
377
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,820
any drugs in the vehicle?
378
00:26:21,988 --> 00:26:24,114
No. None.
379
00:26:25,492 --> 00:26:26,825
What about you, miss?
380
00:26:26,993 --> 00:26:28,410
What's your citizenship?
381
00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:31,330
We're Canadian.
She's an American...
382
00:26:31,498 --> 00:26:34,665
- Am i speaking to you?! Huh?
- No, sir.
383
00:26:34,833 --> 00:26:37,334
- Miss?
- American.
384
00:26:39,505 --> 00:26:43,007
Are you under the influence
of any narcotics, miss?
385
00:26:48,138 --> 00:26:50,639
Wanna lose the glasses?
386
00:26:50,806 --> 00:26:53,725
l, uh... I'm a bit...
I'm sensitive to the light.
387
00:26:53,893 --> 00:26:58,063
I had a bit too much to drink
at the gig last night. Ahem.
388
00:26:58,231 --> 00:26:59,481
Gig?
389
00:26:59,649 --> 00:27:02,442
- Are you in a band?
- Yeah.
390
00:27:02,610 --> 00:27:04,528
Sweet! i used to play in a band!
391
00:27:04,695 --> 00:27:08,072
Really? What kind of stuff did you...
392
00:27:12,035 --> 00:27:15,037
Takes me back. Rock on, dudes.
393
00:27:15,205 --> 00:27:17,206
Have a good one.
394
00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:18,666
Thank you.
395
00:27:39,060 --> 00:27:40,519
'Morning, sir.
396
00:27:40,687 --> 00:27:41,937
Citizenship?
397
00:27:42,105 --> 00:27:43,230
American.
398
00:27:43,398 --> 00:27:45,607
What was the purpose
of your trip to Canada?
399
00:27:45,775 --> 00:27:48,402
Uh... yes...
400
00:27:48,570 --> 00:27:49,945
Hunting.
401
00:27:50,113 --> 00:27:52,531
Any weapons in the vehicle, sir?
402
00:27:52,699 --> 00:27:56,075
Oh, yeah, yeah, lots of weapons!
403
00:27:57,244 --> 00:27:59,579
Welcome home.
404
00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:02,498
I just need something
to calm my stomach.
405
00:28:02,666 --> 00:28:04,834
Yeah, we're gonna miss sound check.
406
00:28:05,002 --> 00:28:06,877
I have to make pee.
407
00:28:39,659 --> 00:28:41,535
Hey, i have to make pee.
408
00:28:45,665 --> 00:28:46,873
There you go.
409
00:29:04,724 --> 00:29:06,350
How you doing?
410
00:29:06,517 --> 00:29:09,061
I'm thirsty.
411
00:29:09,228 --> 00:29:11,271
Maybe i can buy you a drink.
412
00:29:11,439 --> 00:29:13,523
I get off at 4 A.M.
413
00:29:15,151 --> 00:29:17,819
I'm thirsty now.
414
00:29:22,658 --> 00:29:25,284
I got a drink right here.
415
00:29:25,452 --> 00:29:27,036
You wanna suck?
416
00:29:27,204 --> 00:29:29,538
Yeah.
417
00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:32,833
Yeah, i do.
418
00:29:50,309 --> 00:29:51,726
It's not just me, man.
419
00:29:51,894 --> 00:29:53,686
- Buffalo..
- What's so bad
420
00:29:53,853 --> 00:29:55,646
- about playing in Buffalo?
- The Secretaries?
421
00:29:55,814 --> 00:29:57,314
- Who?
- The Secretaries of Steak?
422
00:29:57,482 --> 00:30:00,526
lf you wanna play Buffalo,
you open for The Secretaries.
423
00:30:00,694 --> 00:30:04,279
- And they're bad.
- Yes. But that's not why we hate them.
424
00:30:04,447 --> 00:30:05,864
Their fans are rabid.
425
00:30:06,032 --> 00:30:09,159
They pelt the opening act
with an assortment of raw meats.
426
00:30:09,327 --> 00:30:13,204
Meat? Like... like real,
really real meat?
427
00:30:13,372 --> 00:30:16,749
Yeah, like real, raw, bloody meat.
428
00:30:30,805 --> 00:30:32,389
It's not what it looks like.
429
00:30:32,557 --> 00:30:35,142
Don't be scared.
430
00:30:35,309 --> 00:30:37,102
You... drank the guy!
431
00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:39,312
I know. Hugo, I'm sick.
432
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,897
I have...
433
00:30:41,065 --> 00:30:42,898
I have a sickness.
I can't help myself.
434
00:30:43,066 --> 00:30:44,900
You have to help me, Hugo.
435
00:30:45,068 --> 00:30:46,444
Help you what?
436
00:30:46,611 --> 00:30:48,738
I need you to dismember this body
and hide it.
437
00:30:54,745 --> 00:30:56,746
Okay, this is stupid.
Where are they?
438
00:30:56,913 --> 00:30:59,331
- Maybe there's a line.
- There's no other cars.
439
00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:06,796
Ah... Hey...
440
00:31:06,964 --> 00:31:10,091
I had dream you were like...
a monster.
441
00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:12,844
Monster? Hugo, that's silly.
442
00:31:13,012 --> 00:31:15,138
I'm not a monster.
443
00:31:15,306 --> 00:31:17,598
I'm your master.
444
00:31:17,766 --> 00:31:20,768
And you have a lot
of cleaning up to do.
445
00:31:20,935 --> 00:31:22,603
Quoi?
446
00:31:25,774 --> 00:31:27,149
Stop screaming!
447
00:31:27,317 --> 00:31:29,651
You're gonna eat Hugo?
448
00:31:29,819 --> 00:31:31,779
No..
No, i'm not.
449
00:31:31,946 --> 00:31:34,572
I'm not gonna eat Hugo.
I'm gonna help Hugo.
450
00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:37,283
And Hugo is gonna help me.
451
00:31:37,451 --> 00:31:39,660
Listen, it'll be fun. Okay?
452
00:31:39,828 --> 00:31:41,871
And then, if you do a good job,
453
00:31:42,039 --> 00:31:44,916
I'll make you an immortal
at the end of the tour.
454
00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:46,959
You mean like...
455
00:31:47,127 --> 00:31:49,086
Hugo live forever?
456
00:31:49,254 --> 00:31:51,129
Or Hugo will die in five seconds.
457
00:31:53,966 --> 00:31:55,634
I'm going to need my hacksaw.
458
00:31:55,802 --> 00:31:57,385
Ibrought it.
459
00:32:01,057 --> 00:32:03,308
Okay, that's it. I'm going in there.
460
00:32:04,852 --> 00:32:06,311
Hey, guys.
461
00:32:08,063 --> 00:32:11,190
All right, here's...
462
00:32:11,358 --> 00:32:13,484
your sandwich,
463
00:32:15,654 --> 00:32:17,488
your chips,
464
00:32:17,656 --> 00:32:19,114
and Pepsi.
465
00:32:19,282 --> 00:32:21,534
Wow, you're feeling better.
466
00:32:21,701 --> 00:32:24,494
I had some antacid.
Calmed my stomach down.
467
00:32:24,662 --> 00:32:26,579
That's a relief. Where's Hugo?
468
00:32:26,747 --> 00:32:30,208
He'll be any second.
He, uh, got a nosebleed.
469
00:32:30,376 --> 00:32:33,545
- Hugo doesn't do drugs.
- Dry climate in Buffalo.
470
00:32:39,093 --> 00:32:41,009
- We need to go.
- That's quite a nosebleed.
471
00:32:41,177 --> 00:32:42,719
- You okay there, Bud?
- Everything's normal.
472
00:32:42,887 --> 00:32:45,305
Good enough for me. Let's go.
473
00:32:52,856 --> 00:32:55,899
This is Rockin' Roger
and you're listening to KCUS.
474
00:32:56,067 --> 00:32:58,526
Touch yourself,
touch your friends, but...
475
00:32:58,694 --> 00:33:01,237
... don't touch that dial.
476
00:33:11,665 --> 00:33:15,500
All rise for The Secretaries
of Steak!
477
00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:29,764
I said war
478
00:33:29,931 --> 00:33:33,350
Not the war in my head
479
00:33:33,518 --> 00:33:36,937
Who will be held accountable
480
00:33:37,105 --> 00:33:39,189
For the dead
481
00:33:39,357 --> 00:33:43,861
And why must I be paid to kill
482
00:33:44,029 --> 00:33:45,905
And sin
483
00:33:46,072 --> 00:33:49,574
As I slash his throat against my will
484
00:33:49,742 --> 00:33:53,036
Out he froze his life
485
00:33:53,203 --> 00:33:54,787
God chose it
486
00:33:54,955 --> 00:33:56,247
I'm...
487
00:33:56,415 --> 00:33:58,750
Inside of this lonely grave
488
00:33:58,918 --> 00:34:01,294
And no one was saved
489
00:34:01,462 --> 00:34:04,546
And still I bleed
490
00:34:04,714 --> 00:34:07,132
And still
I bleed
491
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:09,051
And still I bleed
492
00:34:09,218 --> 00:34:12,054
And still
I bleed
493
00:34:19,228 --> 00:34:21,437
Why do they throw meat?
494
00:34:27,611 --> 00:34:30,738
They're all about Jennifer again.
495
00:34:30,906 --> 00:34:33,491
They say she's mesmerizing.
496
00:34:33,659 --> 00:34:36,410
We got 40 hits on the website
and they're all about Jennifer?
497
00:34:36,578 --> 00:34:38,078
That's 'cause she's totally hot,
498
00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:39,621
and you totally suck.
499
00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:43,792
- Why do they throw meat?
- Hugo!
500
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,920
Roll another.
I'm approaching enlightenment.
501
00:34:47,088 --> 00:34:49,506
We are without papers.
502
00:34:49,674 --> 00:34:52,175
Jennifer has the papers.
503
00:34:55,345 --> 00:34:57,763
I'll go get 'em.
504
00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:03,268
- No. I'll go.
- No, dude.
505
00:35:03,436 --> 00:35:06,188
I'm the biggest fucking rock star
in Buffalo. Chicks dig me.
506
00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:08,774
- I'll go.
- Yeah, but I know where they are, so...
507
00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:12,860
i should just probably go myself.
508
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:15,947
- What's the problem, Frenchie?
- What did you call me?
509
00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:17,573
Frenchie? Little Frenchie?
510
00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:20,326
Don't-speak-da-English Frenchie?
511
00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:24,956
- Have a nice time.
- I will, you bitch.
512
00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:29,209
Douche.
513
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:37,009
Oh.
If one of us goes further
514
00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:40,595
We ain't never gonna make it
Hello, Angel.
515
00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:42,681
You wanna come inside?
516
00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:45,099
Yeah baby
517
00:35:46,852 --> 00:35:48,853
As long as you're on the pill.
518
00:35:53,984 --> 00:35:55,359
Oh, hello.
519
00:35:58,196 --> 00:36:01,406
Oh, my god, you smell so good.
520
00:36:01,574 --> 00:36:04,034
It's about fucking time
someone noticed.
521
00:36:04,201 --> 00:36:07,454
You know what?
I taste really good, too.
522
00:36:07,621 --> 00:36:09,873
- Really?
- Yeah.
523
00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:12,584
You wanna meet baby beef?
524
00:36:20,717 --> 00:36:24,845
- What the hell was that?
- Uh, television! lt was television!
525
00:36:25,013 --> 00:36:28,807
Hey, assholes!
Turn down your damn television!
526
00:36:28,975 --> 00:36:30,768
Hey, Hugo!
You wanna take it easy?
527
00:36:30,935 --> 00:36:33,187
What were you talking about?
Stopping...?
528
00:36:33,354 --> 00:36:35,772
- What?
- Stopping her?
529
00:36:35,939 --> 00:36:38,316
Oh, yeah, okay,
we're stopping at Victor's.
530
00:36:38,484 --> 00:36:41,402
- Nice.
- We need to record some new material.
531
00:36:41,570 --> 00:36:45,073
The showcase gig is gonna have
a lot of industry insiders,
532
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:46,616
and A&R guys and...
533
00:36:46,784 --> 00:36:48,242
Jennifer's got a new song.
534
00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:50,244
Yeah, I'm working on something.
535
00:36:50,411 --> 00:36:52,662
Wow, you won't even listen to it.
536
00:36:52,830 --> 00:36:54,206
Who are you, Prince?
537
00:36:54,373 --> 00:36:58,126
- No. I'm just saying i write the songs.
- How's that been working for us?
538
00:36:58,294 --> 00:37:01,254
- What the hell does that mean?
- I'm gonna go check on those papers.
539
00:37:01,422 --> 00:37:03,924
It means maybe it's time
to give someone else a shot.
540
00:37:04,092 --> 00:37:06,593
Why are you so obsessed with Jennifer
all of a sudden?
541
00:37:06,761 --> 00:37:09,720
- Can't you see what's going on here?
- Yeah, i think i do see
542
00:37:09,888 --> 00:37:12,181
you're in love with her.
543
00:37:12,349 --> 00:37:15,226
- That's stupid.
- But it's true.
544
00:37:15,393 --> 00:37:17,645
- Shut up!
- But it's so obvious.
545
00:37:17,813 --> 00:37:19,605
Oh, what's obvious?
That i love Jennifer?
546
00:37:19,773 --> 00:37:22,066
What, are you completely
out of your fucking mind?
547
00:37:22,234 --> 00:37:24,275
Maybe I'm crazy
or maybe I'm just high,
548
00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:27,737
but as of right now, nothing seems
certain except for the fact
549
00:37:27,905 --> 00:37:29,364
that you love Jennifer.
550
00:37:29,532 --> 00:37:30,949
Joey still loves Jennifer.
551
00:37:31,117 --> 00:37:32,659
And Hugo loves Jennifer.
552
00:37:32,827 --> 00:37:35,662
Oh, my god, I'm in love with Jennifer.
553
00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:40,041
I don't know whether
it's 'cause she's hot
554
00:37:40,209 --> 00:37:43,127
or maybe it's 'cause
she's the only girl around,
555
00:37:43,294 --> 00:37:45,337
but... either way,
I'm totally smitten.
556
00:37:45,505 --> 00:37:47,422
Let's order some more food.
557
00:37:47,590 --> 00:37:48,966
Yeah.
558
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:52,344
Jesus!
559
00:37:52,512 --> 00:37:55,097
Beef had to go home.
560
00:37:55,265 --> 00:37:56,807
Hugo. Hugo!
561
00:37:58,642 --> 00:38:01,853
- Where'd all that blood come from?
- From the show.
562
00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:05,314
You just left here clean and you come
back covered in mystery blood.
563
00:38:05,482 --> 00:38:08,067
You wanna tell me
what the fuck is going on?!
564
00:38:08,235 --> 00:38:10,278
You're stoned?
565
00:38:10,445 --> 00:38:11,654
Bye-bye.
566
00:38:13,407 --> 00:38:16,283
What are we smoking?
567
00:38:16,450 --> 00:38:17,450
PCP?
568
00:38:33,675 --> 00:38:36,093
Hey!
569
00:38:36,261 --> 00:38:37,511
Hey...
570
00:38:44,436 --> 00:38:46,103
Hey. Hello, my friend.
571
00:38:46,271 --> 00:38:47,937
You are my friend.
572
00:38:48,105 --> 00:38:50,315
You! You are my friend.
573
00:38:59,658 --> 00:39:01,367
Stop crying! I'm trying to eat!
574
00:39:01,535 --> 00:39:03,745
All right, what the hell is going...
575
00:39:07,332 --> 00:39:08,665
It's not what it looks like.
576
00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:11,084
You late Beef.
577
00:39:11,252 --> 00:39:14,046
Everyone be cool.
578
00:39:14,214 --> 00:39:16,548
Okay, we definitely smoked PCP.
579
00:39:16,716 --> 00:39:19,176
- I can explain.
- You... you can explain?
580
00:39:19,344 --> 00:39:21,886
You can explain why you're chewing
on a severed arm?
581
00:39:22,054 --> 00:39:26,307
- Oh, don't be such a drama queen.
- Drama queen?! You killed someone!
582
00:39:26,475 --> 00:39:29,685
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, now.
Everybody just chill a second.
583
00:39:29,853 --> 00:39:31,354
Nobody killed anybody.
584
00:39:31,521 --> 00:39:35,233
It's PCP!
We're just bad trippin', is all!
585
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,400
Right, Jenny?
586
00:39:36,568 --> 00:39:40,153
No, this is real.
You had Hugo
587
00:39:40,321 --> 00:39:43,073
- cover your tracks, as usual.
- And you're an insensitive asshole
588
00:39:43,241 --> 00:39:45,158
who only cares about himself,
as usual!
589
00:39:45,326 --> 00:39:47,869
Do you think i wanna be
in this situation?!
590
00:39:48,037 --> 00:39:49,871
Think i know
who the hell you are anymore?!
591
00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:52,999
- Nobody likes a judge!
- Yeah, no one likes a vampire either.
592
00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:54,708
- Screw you, Joey!
- Screw me?!
593
00:39:54,876 --> 00:39:56,961
Screw me?!
You're out of the band, Jennifer!
594
00:39:57,128 --> 00:40:00,172
She's kinda the best thing
about this band right now?
595
00:40:00,340 --> 00:40:01,548
- Tyler...
- I'm just saying,
596
00:40:01,716 --> 00:40:03,550
maybe you should sleep on it.
597
00:40:03,718 --> 00:40:06,929
My god, you really ate Beef.
This is really happening.
598
00:40:08,515 --> 00:40:10,932
It's really happening.
599
00:40:20,442 --> 00:40:23,736
Okay, well...
we have to call the cops.
600
00:40:23,904 --> 00:40:27,282
Who are you?!
No one's calling the cops.
601
00:40:27,449 --> 00:40:29,700
We're still a band,
not a bunch of narcs.
602
00:40:29,867 --> 00:40:33,412
- There's a dead body in the bathtub.
- And what are you gonna tell them?
603
00:40:33,579 --> 00:40:35,080
"Oh, our bass player's a vampire?
604
00:40:35,248 --> 00:40:38,792
She just ate the most popular band
in Buffalo?" They'll lock you up.
605
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,211
What happens on the road
stays on the road.
606
00:40:41,379 --> 00:40:43,422
Just shut up, okay?
Let me think.
607
00:40:43,589 --> 00:40:47,256
- Do you have vampire powers?
- Da.
608
00:40:47,467 --> 00:40:51,512
- Really?
- Oh, yeah. I'm super fast.
609
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,765
Super strong, and i can talk
to other vampires with my mind.
610
00:40:54,933 --> 00:40:56,559
Plus i can turn into fog.
611
00:40:56,727 --> 00:40:58,144
Get out!
612
00:40:59,521 --> 00:41:00,646
She ate The Itchies!
613
00:41:00,814 --> 00:41:04,399
- You ate The Itchies?!
- Holy shit, Jennifer!
614
00:41:04,567 --> 00:41:07,235
- I can explain.
- How?
615
00:41:07,403 --> 00:41:10,947
I have a problem.
But i'm still the same person inside.
616
00:41:11,115 --> 00:41:12,657
I'm still the same girl.
617
00:41:12,825 --> 00:41:14,284
I need help.
618
00:41:14,452 --> 00:41:16,453
I need you guys.
619
00:41:59,577 --> 00:42:01,703
All right,
I know it's been a long night.
620
00:42:01,871 --> 00:42:03,580
but if we're still playing
the showcase gig,
621
00:42:03,748 --> 00:42:05,540
we're gonna need
to set some ground rules.
622
00:42:05,708 --> 00:42:07,792
- Okay.
- What kind of ground rules?
623
00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:10,044
under no circumstances
624
00:42:10,212 --> 00:42:14,465
may you make any other member
of this band into a vampire.
625
00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:18,177
- She promised me immortality.
- Yeah, life's about disappointment.
626
00:42:18,345 --> 00:42:21,430
- Rule number one's bullshit!
- Hugo...
627
00:42:21,598 --> 00:42:23,391
no more killing.
628
00:42:23,558 --> 00:42:25,350
All right?
lf you need blood,
629
00:42:25,518 --> 00:42:28,812
we'll... we'll pull over
and you can suck on a cow.
630
00:42:28,979 --> 00:42:31,356
- Will that work?
- It's a deal-breaker, okay?
631
00:42:31,524 --> 00:42:34,109
- No more mur...
- No more murders.
632
00:42:34,276 --> 00:42:37,404
- All right, fine. i'll try cow blood.
It might work.
633
00:42:37,571 --> 00:42:40,365
Might work.
Didn't think to try it first, just...
634
00:42:40,533 --> 00:42:41,782
You're judging again.
635
00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:45,577
total honesty from this point on.
636
00:42:45,745 --> 00:42:47,371
No more secrets.
637
00:42:47,539 --> 00:42:49,623
You mean like Jeff quitting?
638
00:42:49,791 --> 00:42:51,417
Jeff quit?
639
00:42:51,584 --> 00:42:56,463
Yeah, Jeff quit, okay? I lied.
But it was for the good of the band.
640
00:42:56,631 --> 00:42:59,465
Jeff quit? Well, what about
our big industry insider show,
641
00:42:59,633 --> 00:43:03,428
with all the movers and shakers?
Why are we even bothering to go?
642
00:43:05,389 --> 00:43:06,806
I don't know anymore.
643
00:43:08,559 --> 00:43:11,561
Lighten up, man. We'll go.
644
00:43:11,728 --> 00:43:14,105
It's not like anyone
has anything else to do.
645
00:43:14,273 --> 00:43:17,023
Besides, people are starting
to show up at these gigs.
646
00:43:17,191 --> 00:43:20,402
I mean, this vampire thing
might even help us.
647
00:43:21,571 --> 00:43:23,447
Can... you wash your hands?
648
00:43:23,614 --> 00:43:25,365
I did.
649
00:43:25,533 --> 00:43:26,867
Again?
650
00:43:30,872 --> 00:43:33,873
This is the Rockin' Roger
Morning Show, late-night edition.
651
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:37,042
And right now,
l'd like to thank our sponsors:
652
00:43:37,210 --> 00:43:40,629
sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.
653
00:43:40,797 --> 00:43:42,548
Ahhh... me likey.
654
00:43:42,716 --> 00:43:45,551
She almost left town yesterday
655
00:43:48,929 --> 00:43:51,681
She had everything she would say
656
00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:58,062
About all the things I've done wrong
657
00:44:01,192 --> 00:44:03,485
how they just made her strong
658
00:44:07,238 --> 00:44:10,115
I almost killed you last night
659
00:44:10,283 --> 00:44:11,617
She said
660
00:44:13,286 --> 00:44:16,914
I almost killed you last night
661
00:44:17,081 --> 00:44:18,165
Dead
662
00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:22,668
I almost ended your life
663
00:44:22,836 --> 00:44:26,088
It was so close it hurts
664
00:44:29,092 --> 00:44:32,428
So close it hurts
665
00:44:32,596 --> 00:44:34,680
So...
666
00:44:37,309 --> 00:44:40,852
She always stood up for herself
667
00:44:43,606 --> 00:44:46,691
She never been anywhere else
668
00:44:49,695 --> 00:44:52,072
Everybody told her to leave
669
00:44:55,617 --> 00:44:58,494
And somehow no one believed
670
00:44:59,621 --> 00:45:01,288
then she said
671
00:45:01,456 --> 00:45:04,875
I almost killed you last night
672
00:45:05,043 --> 00:45:06,877
She said...
673
00:45:09,047 --> 00:45:12,048
So, uh...
what took you guys so long tonight?
674
00:45:12,216 --> 00:45:16,761
We loaded the gear
and then Hugo wanted to stop for tacos.
675
00:45:16,929 --> 00:45:18,388
Tacos?
676
00:45:18,973 --> 00:45:21,808
Tacos.
677
00:45:21,976 --> 00:45:23,393
Yep.
678
00:45:23,561 --> 00:45:27,939
- So, uh, you didn't eat anyone, then?
- No.
679
00:45:28,107 --> 00:45:31,316
- You sure?
- I did not eat anyone.
680
00:45:31,484 --> 00:45:32,693
All right. Good.
681
00:45:34,696 --> 00:45:36,572
Does Victor know we're coming?
682
00:45:36,739 --> 00:45:39,533
lf he knew, he'd say,
"Come back when we have money."
683
00:45:39,701 --> 00:45:41,618
What makes you think
he's not gonna say that anyways?
684
00:45:41,786 --> 00:45:44,162
Yeah, I'm trying to avoid thinking
at this point.
685
00:45:45,539 --> 00:45:48,374
Joey...
686
00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:50,042
I'm sorry.
687
00:45:50,210 --> 00:45:52,086
I'm sorry, too, okay?
688
00:45:53,505 --> 00:45:56,882
Tyler says you got a new song.
689
00:45:57,050 --> 00:45:58,301
Yeah.
690
00:46:00,095 --> 00:46:03,179
- You sure you didn't eat anyone?
- Oh, for Christ's sake!
691
00:46:03,347 --> 00:46:05,765
Okay. I'm just asking.
692
00:46:05,933 --> 00:46:08,602
Maybe when we get to Victor's,
693
00:46:08,769 --> 00:46:10,645
we'll try your song.
694
00:46:10,813 --> 00:46:13,273
Mine's a... Mine sucks.
695
00:46:14,817 --> 00:46:16,276
Okay, cool.
696
00:46:18,237 --> 00:46:20,654
But I'm still the leader of the band.
697
00:46:20,822 --> 00:46:23,616
Aye-aye, Captain.
698
00:46:23,783 --> 00:46:25,909
So close it hurts...
699
00:46:53,102 --> 00:46:54,645
Doesn't look like anyone's home.
700
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,521
He's always home.
701
00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:04,988
Joey Winner.
702
00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,156
Hi, Victor.
703
00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,908
Bring money?
704
00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:09,700
Uh... yeah.
705
00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:11,952
Um, we just did one song
706
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,373
and i thought
we'd split the publishing 50/50.
707
00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:18,292
Oh, yeah, 50% of nothing.
708
00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:25,674
- Who the fuck are you?
- Ooh, that's, uh, that's Sam.
709
00:47:25,841 --> 00:47:28,051
He's our new drummer.
710
00:47:28,219 --> 00:47:31,096
- You a cop?
- No. I-i-i like your records.
711
00:47:31,263 --> 00:47:32,847
Oh, yeah? Blow me.
712
00:47:37,061 --> 00:47:38,895
Get outta here! Relax, man!
713
00:47:39,063 --> 00:47:41,356
It's a joke. It's a joke!
714
00:47:45,485 --> 00:47:46,860
What did you do?
715
00:47:47,028 --> 00:47:48,987
Nothing.
716
00:47:51,616 --> 00:47:53,075
This is a recording studio?
717
00:47:53,243 --> 00:47:56,495
And what is with that computer?
What is that, a Commodore 64?
718
00:47:56,663 --> 00:47:59,455
My cellphone has more memory
than that piece of shit.
719
00:47:59,623 --> 00:48:01,082
What?
720
00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:03,167
Whoa. You okay, man?
721
00:48:03,335 --> 00:48:05,294
Yes, i am okay.
722
00:48:05,462 --> 00:48:07,880
Hugo is always okay.
723
00:48:08,048 --> 00:48:09,882
Fix that shit,
724
00:48:10,050 --> 00:48:11,467
pack that gear,
725
00:48:11,635 --> 00:48:13,094
- hide all those...
- Hugo.
726
00:48:14,346 --> 00:48:16,096
Don't worry about Hugo.
727
00:48:20,643 --> 00:48:23,103
All right, let's power this baby up.
728
00:48:27,275 --> 00:48:28,900
Wow.
729
00:48:29,068 --> 00:48:30,902
It's alive.
730
00:48:31,070 --> 00:48:32,611
What's the song called?
731
00:48:32,779 --> 00:48:35,740
- I Was a Fool.
- You were, baby.
732
00:48:37,701 --> 00:48:39,577
We're rollin'!
733
00:48:50,004 --> 00:48:52,338
I was a fool
734
00:48:52,506 --> 00:48:54,799
And I believed
735
00:48:54,967 --> 00:48:57,802
There was nothing
736
00:48:57,970 --> 00:49:00,889
Left for me
737
00:49:01,056 --> 00:49:04,017
Like every fool
738
00:49:04,185 --> 00:49:05,934
I couldn't see
739
00:49:07,395 --> 00:49:10,022
The wondrous beauty
740
00:49:10,190 --> 00:49:12,816
For the beast
741
00:49:12,984 --> 00:49:17,991
I was a fool
742
00:49:18,992 --> 00:49:20,492
I was a fool
743
00:49:20,658 --> 00:49:24,018
And I believed
744
00:49:24,286 --> 00:49:27,622
there was no one
745
00:49:27,790 --> 00:49:30,333
there for me
746
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,627
I guess that it's true
747
00:49:32,795 --> 00:49:36,214
there cannot be
748
00:49:36,381 --> 00:49:38,591
One as blind
749
00:49:38,758 --> 00:49:41,426
As one will not see
750
00:49:41,594 --> 00:49:47,519
I was a fool
751
00:49:48,220 --> 00:49:50,520
I was a fool
752
00:49:51,187 --> 00:49:53,605
And I believed
753
00:49:55,524 --> 00:49:57,817
the reason stars
754
00:49:57,984 --> 00:50:01,153
Come out at night
755
00:50:01,321 --> 00:50:03,364
the reason birds
756
00:50:03,532 --> 00:50:06,325
Fly in the sky
757
00:50:06,493 --> 00:50:09,662
Is the reason you
758
00:50:09,830 --> 00:50:12,330
And the reason I
759
00:50:12,498 --> 00:50:14,165
Can dream
760
00:50:18,546 --> 00:50:20,338
I dream
761
00:50:20,506 --> 00:50:23,174
So how long has she been
a bloodsucker?
762
00:50:23,342 --> 00:50:24,968
Uh... what?
763
00:50:25,135 --> 00:50:28,304
You know, a kind of Nosferatu...
764
00:50:28,472 --> 00:50:30,347
A vampire, dillweed.
765
00:50:30,515 --> 00:50:31,974
How long?
766
00:50:32,141 --> 00:50:33,350
How did you, um...?
767
00:50:33,518 --> 00:50:34,977
I've been around, son.
768
00:50:36,563 --> 00:50:38,188
About a week.
769
00:50:38,356 --> 00:50:41,733
- You sleeping with one eye open?
- It's not like that.
770
00:50:41,901 --> 00:50:45,070
Dude, let me tell you
what i've learned
771
00:50:45,238 --> 00:50:47,196
in my many, many travels:
772
00:50:47,364 --> 00:50:48,906
always use a condom,
773
00:50:49,074 --> 00:50:51,617
and never trust a goddamn vampire.
774
00:50:51,785 --> 00:50:54,453
Yeah, it's actually been going
really good for me.
775
00:50:54,621 --> 00:50:56,789
The audiences are responding,
for a change.
776
00:50:56,957 --> 00:50:59,625
They don't give a shit
about your band.
777
00:50:59,793 --> 00:51:01,878
They're there for the freak show.
778
00:51:02,045 --> 00:51:04,796
You got a vampire on stage,
you idiot.
779
00:51:04,964 --> 00:51:06,965
This'll end bad for you.
780
00:51:07,133 --> 00:51:08,717
the reason stars
781
00:51:08,885 --> 00:51:11,052
Come out at night
782
00:51:11,220 --> 00:51:13,638
the reason birds
783
00:51:13,806 --> 00:51:15,849
Fly in the sky
784
00:51:16,017 --> 00:51:17,642
Is the reason...
785
00:51:17,810 --> 00:51:19,101
- Come on..
- No.
786
00:51:19,269 --> 00:51:22,229
Do you have any idea
how much shit l'd get in?
787
00:51:22,397 --> 00:51:25,065
- Who's gonna know?
- Tyler!
788
00:51:25,233 --> 00:51:27,067
I always share with you.
789
00:51:27,235 --> 00:51:28,861
This is a little different.
790
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,866
When do i ask you for anything?
791
00:51:36,035 --> 00:51:37,744
Please?
792
00:51:37,912 --> 00:51:40,121
Look, it's just till New York.
793
00:51:40,289 --> 00:51:42,206
What happens in New York?
794
00:51:42,374 --> 00:51:43,833
CMJ.
795
00:51:44,001 --> 00:51:45,209
So?
796
00:51:45,377 --> 00:51:48,296
So i got a showcase gig
with a lot of industry insiders,
797
00:51:48,464 --> 00:51:51,007
and A&R guys.
Jeff set this whole thing up.
798
00:51:53,009 --> 00:51:55,719
First of all, Jeff is a weasel.
799
00:51:55,887 --> 00:52:00,223
And, dude, being famous
ain't all it's cracked up to be.
800
00:52:00,391 --> 00:52:03,602
Can't go to a movie,
can't go to a bar,
801
00:52:03,770 --> 00:52:06,063
cops arrest you,
ask for your autograph.
802
00:52:06,230 --> 00:52:07,272
It's a bullshit.
803
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:11,108
- It's not about being famous.
- Then what's it about?
804
00:52:14,154 --> 00:52:15,529
I don't know.
805
00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:17,198
You don't know,
806
00:52:17,366 --> 00:52:20,034
but you're ready to go to hell for it.
807
00:52:20,202 --> 00:52:23,371
This tour's my last chance.
I'm not giving up.
808
00:52:23,538 --> 00:52:26,623
You don't have to give up.
Just kick the vampire out of the band.
809
00:52:26,791 --> 00:52:28,625
Yeah, but she's helping us,
not hurting us.
810
00:52:28,793 --> 00:52:31,127
Maybe it ain't worth it.
811
00:52:33,130 --> 00:52:35,924
Well, what do you want me to say?
You know? That I'm a hack?
812
00:52:36,092 --> 00:52:38,093
That without my vampire,
no one would give a shit?
813
00:52:38,260 --> 00:52:41,262
Fine. I'm a hack. You know?
But this hack has a hot band right now.
814
00:52:41,430 --> 00:52:43,639
Remember what that felt like?
I know it's been a while,
815
00:52:43,807 --> 00:52:45,808
but it feels a lot better
than dismal failure.
816
00:52:47,936 --> 00:52:50,396
You're not a hack.
817
00:52:50,563 --> 00:52:52,398
Thanks.
818
00:52:52,565 --> 00:52:55,484
You're a poser, wanker, dick.
819
00:52:55,652 --> 00:52:59,278
Now take your vampire and go.
820
00:52:59,446 --> 00:53:01,239
What, you're kicking me out?
821
00:53:03,033 --> 00:53:05,660
You got your song.
Studio's closed.
822
00:53:07,830 --> 00:53:09,038
Thanks.
823
00:53:09,206 --> 00:53:10,456
Forever.
824
00:53:12,835 --> 00:53:14,043
All right.
825
00:53:28,224 --> 00:53:29,433
What?
826
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,351
- You look different.
- Oh, yeah?
827
00:53:31,519 --> 00:53:35,855
When are you noticing what i look like?
Maybe I'm just tired.
828
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:42,278
Yeah, maybe you need to recharge.
Want a sandwich?
829
00:53:42,446 --> 00:53:45,072
No, no, no. I'm not hungry.
830
00:53:47,242 --> 00:53:50,076
- When was the last time you ate?
- What are you, my mom?
831
00:53:53,914 --> 00:53:55,165
Feed!
832
00:53:55,332 --> 00:53:57,375
What?
833
00:53:57,543 --> 00:53:58,877
Nothing.
834
00:54:05,843 --> 00:54:07,468
What?
835
00:54:07,635 --> 00:54:09,094
Nothing.
836
00:54:13,266 --> 00:54:15,434
Oh...
837
00:54:15,602 --> 00:54:19,146
Here it comes
838
00:54:19,314 --> 00:54:22,149
Here comes the night
839
00:54:23,692 --> 00:54:27,153
Yeah here comes the night
840
00:54:29,323 --> 00:54:30,865
Oh yeah
841
00:54:36,497 --> 00:54:38,164
You're so beautiful!
842
00:54:38,332 --> 00:54:39,956
Thanks. Excuse me.
843
00:54:41,209 --> 00:54:42,459
Wait...
844
00:54:45,797 --> 00:54:49,132
I have magic pills! Take them.
845
00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:51,218
It's okay. It's really not my thing.
846
00:54:51,385 --> 00:54:52,677
Please!
847
00:54:52,845 --> 00:54:55,055
These are my eyes!
848
00:54:55,223 --> 00:54:57,723
Yeah here comes...
849
00:54:57,891 --> 00:55:00,184
Okay.
850
00:55:02,395 --> 00:55:04,188
Now get outta here
before i bite your face off.
851
00:55:04,356 --> 00:55:06,774
So beautiful!
852
00:55:13,030 --> 00:55:15,073
You're so beautiful!
853
00:55:15,241 --> 00:55:19,077
There they go
Funny how they look so good together
854
00:55:19,245 --> 00:55:22,288
Wonder what is wrong with me
855
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:25,875
You look pale.
856
00:55:26,043 --> 00:55:29,212
No, it's... I'm nervous. That's all.
857
00:55:29,380 --> 00:55:31,171
You're nervous.
858
00:55:31,339 --> 00:55:33,674
And nervous makes you pale?
859
00:55:33,842 --> 00:55:35,175
- Yeah.
- I see.
860
00:55:35,343 --> 00:55:38,178
Joey, Jeff is here.
861
00:55:38,346 --> 00:55:40,722
- What? Where?
- In the club.
862
00:55:40,890 --> 00:55:44,351
Susan is here also, i think.
I think they might be here together.
863
00:55:44,519 --> 00:55:46,853
Bullshit.
864
00:55:48,021 --> 00:55:51,149
Yes, I'm Hugo the liar.
This is what i do with my time.
865
00:55:51,316 --> 00:55:53,693
Because i don't have enough shit
to do around here,
866
00:55:53,861 --> 00:55:56,154
with the gear
and the car that never works...
867
00:55:56,321 --> 00:55:58,906
- All right. All right!
- ... and the bodies!
868
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,702
I just had some cow.
869
00:56:02,870 --> 00:56:04,536
Speaking of which, Susan's here.
870
00:56:04,704 --> 00:56:07,289
Yeah, i heard.
871
00:56:07,456 --> 00:56:09,791
Hugo, do you have a pick?
872
00:56:09,959 --> 00:56:12,752
I gave it to you already.
873
00:56:24,556 --> 00:56:25,764
Hey, guys.
874
00:56:25,932 --> 00:56:28,350
Hey, Joey! How's it goin'?
875
00:56:28,518 --> 00:56:31,103
Super. You guys
just in the neighbourhood, or...?
876
00:56:31,271 --> 00:56:33,439
We're not sleeping together,
if that's what you mean.
877
00:56:33,607 --> 00:56:36,649
No, that's not what i meant,
but wow.
878
00:56:36,817 --> 00:56:39,360
Yeah, we're just buds.
879
00:56:39,528 --> 00:56:40,904
Terrific.
880
00:56:41,071 --> 00:56:43,531
- Oh, bullshit. We're all grownups here.
- Yeah, we are.
881
00:56:44,742 --> 00:56:47,118
I'm glad you feel that way about it,
Joey, 'cause guess what.
882
00:56:47,286 --> 00:56:48,912
- What?
- I got you a one-hour interview
883
00:56:49,079 --> 00:56:51,414
on the Rockin' Roger show
tomorrow morning.
884
00:56:51,582 --> 00:56:54,917
- Oh, yeah?
- You guys are blowin' up, man.
885
00:56:55,084 --> 00:56:56,710
And you're sleeping with Susan.
886
00:56:56,878 --> 00:56:59,630
- Not if that bothers you.
- Yeah, it really does.
887
00:56:59,797 --> 00:57:02,466
Okay, we're done.
888
00:57:02,634 --> 00:57:03,884
What?!
889
00:57:05,845 --> 00:57:07,930
Well, screw you!
890
00:57:10,390 --> 00:57:11,891
Not anymore, man!
891
00:57:12,059 --> 00:57:15,311
- See, all your dreams are coming true.
- Yeah.
892
00:57:19,942 --> 00:57:22,485
So it's really nice
to be back here in...
893
00:57:22,653 --> 00:57:25,154
... Pennsylvania!
894
00:57:27,698 --> 00:57:29,115
You okay?
895
00:57:29,283 --> 00:57:30,700
Yeah, i... got a headache.
896
00:57:30,868 --> 00:57:33,245
Jeff got us on Rockin' Roger
tomorrow morning.
897
00:57:33,412 --> 00:57:35,205
Amazing!
898
00:57:35,373 --> 00:57:38,083
Hugo, do we have, uh, any aspirin?
899
00:57:38,251 --> 00:57:39,417
We are out.
900
00:57:39,585 --> 00:57:42,003
I have been in much pain.
901
00:57:42,171 --> 00:57:44,838
Great. Hugo...
902
00:57:46,424 --> 00:57:47,841
... what do you call this?
903
00:57:48,009 --> 00:57:50,511
- Wait!
- What?
904
00:57:50,679 --> 00:57:52,304
Nothing!
905
00:57:52,472 --> 00:57:54,265
You are listening to KCUS,
906
00:57:54,432 --> 00:57:56,767
and if it's good,
it must be Rockin' Roger...
907
00:57:56,935 --> 00:57:58,269
... on the radio.
908
00:58:09,488 --> 00:58:14,534
It's really nice
To hear your voice again
909
00:58:14,702 --> 00:58:16,618
It's really nice
910
00:58:16,786 --> 00:58:18,287
To hear you breathe
911
00:58:21,124 --> 00:58:25,961
I can't take it for another minute
912
00:58:26,129 --> 00:58:30,382
When you're down on your knees
913
00:58:31,551 --> 00:58:36,637
This is your brain
914
00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:40,599
This is your brain on drugs
915
00:58:54,155 --> 00:58:59,326
It's really nice of you
to fuck me over
916
00:58:59,493 --> 00:59:02,996
It's really nice of you to leave
917
00:59:04,707 --> 00:59:07,708
I can't take it
918
00:59:07,876 --> 00:59:10,044
With a spoon of sugar
919
00:59:10,211 --> 00:59:13,922
When you're down on your knees
920
00:59:14,090 --> 00:59:15,924
Yeah
921
00:59:16,092 --> 00:59:21,096
This is your brain
922
00:59:21,264 --> 00:59:24,724
This is your brain on drugs
923
00:59:32,316 --> 00:59:33,566
You treacherous bitch.
924
00:59:33,734 --> 00:59:36,110
- Whoa, take it down a couple notches.
- And you,
925
00:59:36,278 --> 00:59:37,612
you take Sam down with you?
926
00:59:37,780 --> 00:59:38,863
Sam's a big boy.
927
00:59:39,031 --> 00:59:40,989
I don't need people
making my decisions.
928
00:59:41,157 --> 00:59:42,908
Yeah, you do!
You're a drummer!
929
00:59:43,076 --> 00:59:45,160
- It was a mistake.
- Mistake!
930
00:59:45,328 --> 00:59:47,037
You broke rule number one!
931
00:59:47,205 --> 00:59:49,998
Why not me? Why not Hugo?
932
00:59:50,166 --> 00:59:51,375
Can you undo it?
933
00:59:51,542 --> 00:59:53,293
No.
934
00:59:53,461 --> 00:59:55,337
That's great.
That's just perfect.
935
00:59:55,505 --> 00:59:58,631
How come they're not sick in the sun?
936
00:59:58,799 --> 01:00:00,216
We didn't feed.
937
01:00:00,384 --> 01:00:02,551
Feed? Feed?!
938
01:00:02,719 --> 01:00:04,678
- I'm sorry.
- Look, cow blood, Joey.
939
01:00:04,846 --> 01:00:07,264
I swear, man, that's all I'm after.
940
01:00:07,432 --> 01:00:09,266
- Shut up.
- Say what you want,
941
01:00:09,434 --> 01:00:11,602
the audience dug the vampire shit.
942
01:00:11,770 --> 01:00:14,354
- Totally.
- That's great. Totally.
943
01:00:16,107 --> 01:00:18,942
No! There's something bad
on the other side of that door.
944
01:00:19,110 --> 01:00:22,237
No! All the bad's in here with me.
945
01:00:22,405 --> 01:00:24,656
Let's go now.
946
01:00:29,787 --> 01:00:31,870
What the hell?
947
01:00:33,748 --> 01:00:36,708
- Where's the rest of the band?
- They just left.
948
01:00:36,876 --> 01:00:38,043
Listen, you little punk,
949
01:00:38,211 --> 01:00:40,879
you tell your friends
that I'm on to them.
950
01:00:41,047 --> 01:00:43,799
You tell them
that Eddie is coming after them.
951
01:00:43,967 --> 01:00:45,509
Sure thing, Eddie. Got it.
952
01:00:45,677 --> 01:00:47,593
Eddie!
953
01:00:53,142 --> 01:00:56,018
- Thanks for nothing, Hugo.
- He was scary!
954
01:00:56,186 --> 01:00:58,646
You're supposed to watch the door!
955
01:00:58,814 --> 01:01:01,774
I know.
I'm supposed to do everything!
956
01:01:01,942 --> 01:01:04,860
This is Rockin' Roger
on the Rockin' Roger Morning Show
957
01:01:05,027 --> 01:01:07,446
and i am sitting here
with... The Winners!
958
01:01:07,613 --> 01:01:10,240
Now what kind of name is that anyway?
959
01:01:10,408 --> 01:01:13,952
- Uh, it's, uh, ironic.
- Whoa! Big word!
960
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:17,247
Pace yourself, Einstein.
Try to breathe.
961
01:01:17,415 --> 01:01:19,499
Now you all have been around
for a while,
962
01:01:19,667 --> 01:01:23,043
and i've heard there's quite a bit
of hype around your show tonight
963
01:01:23,211 --> 01:01:25,671
- at the festival!
- Uh, yes, we're very excited about it.
964
01:01:25,839 --> 01:01:29,049
Oh, i can tell!
it's coming off you in waves!
965
01:01:29,217 --> 01:01:31,385
Now, i've been lookin' at you
and thinking to myself:
966
01:01:31,553 --> 01:01:35,181
Rockin' Roger,
this group looks neat!
967
01:01:35,348 --> 01:01:38,016
That's the word l'd use.
You look neat.
968
01:01:38,184 --> 01:01:39,851
For all you people
out there in radio land,
969
01:01:40,019 --> 01:01:42,520
this band is the real deal!
970
01:01:42,688 --> 01:01:47,775
They've got that whole
sex-drugs-and-rock 'n' roll look down!
971
01:01:47,943 --> 01:01:49,944
Son... are you wearing pancake,
972
01:01:50,112 --> 01:01:52,530
or are you actually that pale?
973
01:01:52,698 --> 01:01:55,240
He looks like a statue.
974
01:01:55,408 --> 01:01:59,661
- What?
- Wow! All that and brains too, huh?
975
01:01:59,829 --> 01:02:01,955
You just released a single.
What is it?
976
01:02:02,123 --> 01:02:05,876
- It's called Suck.
- I've heard it. It does.
977
01:02:06,044 --> 01:02:09,588
Oh! Rockin' Roger on the radio
comin' right to you live!
978
01:02:09,756 --> 01:02:13,299
Did you just say our song sucked
on the radio?
979
01:02:13,467 --> 01:02:15,843
No! I said it on television!
980
01:02:16,011 --> 01:02:17,678
We've hidden the cameras.
981
01:02:17,846 --> 01:02:18,930
What cameras?
982
01:02:19,097 --> 01:02:22,850
Kids, you all have to lay off
the drugs, okay?
983
01:02:23,018 --> 01:02:24,936
This is not rocket science,
984
01:02:25,103 --> 01:02:27,646
what we're doing here.
They're only questions.
985
01:02:27,813 --> 01:02:29,231
And like my momma used to say,
986
01:02:29,398 --> 01:02:31,775
it's only rock 'n' roll,
987
01:02:31,943 --> 01:02:33,944
but i like it!
988
01:02:34,111 --> 01:02:36,863
- Say it again.
- Say what?
989
01:02:37,031 --> 01:02:40,825
- Hey, be cool.
- No, no. Do something you're good at,
990
01:02:40,993 --> 01:02:44,495
like sucking! Oh!
Gotcha two times, Rockin' Roger!
991
01:02:44,663 --> 01:02:47,164
And what's up
with the makeup anyway?
992
01:02:47,332 --> 01:02:50,793
- We're not wearing makeup, asshole.
- We're vampires.
993
01:03:00,678 --> 01:03:04,305
You assholes! You ate the only guy
playing our record!
994
01:03:17,236 --> 01:03:19,361
That was amazing.
995
01:03:20,488 --> 01:03:23,532
- What?
- That was hilarious!
996
01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:26,201
Every rock station in the country
has picked up the single.
997
01:03:26,369 --> 01:03:28,745
Every label in the country
is coming to the show.
998
01:03:28,913 --> 01:03:29,830
Really?
999
01:03:29,998 --> 01:03:31,373
- Jeff...
- You're gonna be famous.
1000
01:03:31,541 --> 01:03:34,166
This is, like, the most famous
radio stunt since Orson Welles!
1001
01:03:34,334 --> 01:03:35,960
Jeff, it wasn't a stunt, okay?
1002
01:03:38,589 --> 01:03:41,924
Who cares, man? It doesn't matter.
We're still gonna be rich!
1003
01:03:42,092 --> 01:03:44,302
Hugo, would you please check
the website?
1004
01:03:47,806 --> 01:03:49,265
We did get some hits.
1005
01:03:49,433 --> 01:03:51,558
We got some hits.
How many hits did we get, Hugo?
1006
01:03:51,726 --> 01:03:54,477
1,604,000.
1007
01:03:54,645 --> 01:03:57,314
Yes! 1,604,000!
1008
01:03:57,481 --> 01:03:59,482
Jeff...
1009
01:03:59,650 --> 01:04:03,278
they killed Rockin' Roger on air!
We're all going to jail.
1010
01:04:03,446 --> 01:04:06,114
Hey, Joey, why don't you let me
worry about that, okay?
1011
01:04:06,282 --> 01:04:08,574
Why don't you guys
just get ready to rock?
1012
01:04:10,201 --> 01:04:11,535
Oh, shit.
1013
01:04:11,703 --> 01:04:13,579
I gotta take this, but, hey,
1014
01:04:13,747 --> 01:04:15,706
if anyone asks you
what happened to Rockin' Roger,
1015
01:04:15,874 --> 01:04:18,250
just tell them we cannot comment
at this time. All right?
1016
01:04:18,418 --> 01:04:21,587
We'll just keep it rollin' that way.
This is all good, so good. Okay.
1017
01:04:21,755 --> 01:04:23,172
Hello.
1018
01:04:23,340 --> 01:04:25,840
Did he just say
we're gonna be famous?
1019
01:04:26,008 --> 01:04:28,968
- Yes.
- I gotta go call my mom.
1020
01:04:34,224 --> 01:04:40,133
You raised a vampire
1021
01:04:40,434 --> 01:04:46,134
You raised a vampire
1022
01:04:47,028 --> 01:04:51,239
You raised a vampire
1023
01:04:56,621 --> 01:04:58,412
What's with the flashlight?
1024
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,416
Uh... I don't like talking about it.
1025
01:05:06,254 --> 01:05:08,714
I'm afraid of the dark.
1026
01:05:08,882 --> 01:05:12,510
Cool. I'm afraid of confined spaces
and water fountains.
1027
01:05:12,678 --> 01:05:14,344
Yeah.
1028
01:05:14,512 --> 01:05:16,888
Um... will you let me in?
1029
01:05:17,056 --> 01:05:19,099
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
1030
01:05:19,266 --> 01:05:20,475
All right. Great.
1031
01:05:22,436 --> 01:05:24,896
- Nice talking to you.
- Yeah.
1032
01:05:25,064 --> 01:05:27,315
- It's very confined in there.
- All right.
1033
01:05:27,483 --> 01:05:28,441
Yeah.
1034
01:05:32,487 --> 01:05:33,737
How much time?
1035
01:05:33,905 --> 01:05:35,614
Five minutes.
1036
01:05:38,076 --> 01:05:40,411
You can't go on like that.
1037
01:05:40,578 --> 01:05:42,955
You. I know what you are.
1038
01:05:43,123 --> 01:05:44,581
You're a goddamn vampire!
1039
01:05:44,749 --> 01:05:47,000
You say that like it's a bad thing.
1040
01:05:47,168 --> 01:05:50,128
You did this.
All this is because of you.
1041
01:05:50,295 --> 01:05:51,546
I did nothing.
1042
01:05:51,714 --> 01:05:53,256
I was working the bar that night.
1043
01:05:53,424 --> 01:05:56,134
You're the one that let your girlfriend
go home with a vampire.
1044
01:05:56,301 --> 01:05:57,468
She's my ex-girlfriend, okay?
1045
01:05:57,636 --> 01:06:00,179
I can read your mind, remember?
1046
01:06:00,347 --> 01:06:03,141
- Piss off.
- What are you so angry about?
1047
01:06:03,308 --> 01:06:05,851
You got your industry inside
showcase gig.
1048
01:06:06,018 --> 01:06:09,312
You seem to be the only one
that's not enjoying it.
1049
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,314
Well, it's complicated.
1050
01:06:11,482 --> 01:06:14,609
Hey, all you have to do
is live your dream.
1051
01:06:14,777 --> 01:06:17,320
Go rock 'n' roll, go kick some ass.
1052
01:06:17,488 --> 01:06:19,239
- I will. I'm just, uh...
- Scared.
1053
01:06:19,407 --> 01:06:22,450
Yeah. I'm scared, all right?!
You happy?
1054
01:06:22,617 --> 01:06:25,661
I am not happy. I am vampire.
1055
01:06:25,829 --> 01:06:28,664
I'm only happy when something dies.
1056
01:06:28,832 --> 01:06:31,083
Is that supposed
to make me feel better?
1057
01:06:31,251 --> 01:06:35,379
Look, the band goes on
with you or without you, Joey.
1058
01:06:35,547 --> 01:06:37,089
Vampires are ultimately cool.
1059
01:06:37,257 --> 01:06:40,091
- I have my band!
- It was your band.
1060
01:06:40,259 --> 01:06:42,761
Now you have to make a decision.
1061
01:06:42,928 --> 01:06:47,265
You can take that road to obscurity,
or you can join us...
1062
01:06:47,433 --> 01:06:50,852
and never be afraid
of anything else ever again.
1063
01:07:01,905 --> 01:07:03,405
I wanna join the band.
1064
01:07:05,492 --> 01:07:06,992
It's your band.
1065
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:08,327
No.
1066
01:07:10,288 --> 01:07:11,579
I wanna join the band.
1067
01:07:11,747 --> 01:07:13,289
What?
1068
01:07:13,457 --> 01:07:14,957
- No.
- Just do it.
1069
01:07:15,125 --> 01:07:17,668
- No, i won't. No!
- Do it! I need it.
1070
01:07:17,836 --> 01:07:20,254
- You don't know what you're asking.
- I'm asking you to help me.
1071
01:07:20,422 --> 01:07:22,673
I don't want you to do it.
1072
01:07:22,841 --> 01:07:25,218
Yeah, you do.
1073
01:07:34,268 --> 01:07:36,353
I'm sorry.
1074
01:07:54,996 --> 01:07:56,705
Oh she's a nightmare
1075
01:07:57,666 --> 01:07:59,500
You know a devil may care
1076
01:08:01,585 --> 01:08:05,713
She's a nowhere
I wanna be infidelity
1077
01:08:05,881 --> 01:08:07,298
Taste that bite
1078
01:08:07,466 --> 01:08:09,551
The girl's all right
She sucks
1079
01:08:09,718 --> 01:08:12,059
All... night
1080
01:08:13,060 --> 01:08:15,060
All... night
1081
01:08:16,361 --> 01:08:18,361
All... night
1082
01:08:20,103 --> 01:08:23,313
Looks in the mirror
She's outta sight all right
1083
01:08:25,441 --> 01:08:26,733
Ah
1084
01:08:28,820 --> 01:08:30,863
She's a bad girl
1085
01:08:32,448 --> 01:08:34,824
- She's a bad bad girl
- Oh, my god.
1086
01:08:34,992 --> 01:08:37,118
She's a whole world
1087
01:08:37,286 --> 01:08:39,287
Onto herself
Bad for your health
1088
01:08:39,454 --> 01:08:41,789
Taste that bite
The girl's all right
1089
01:08:41,957 --> 01:08:43,416
Hey, get that guy!
1090
01:08:43,584 --> 01:08:46,794
- He's selling drugs!
- All night
1091
01:08:46,962 --> 01:08:48,129
- What?
- All night
1092
01:08:48,297 --> 01:08:51,132
Hey! Come on, man!
You don't understand!
1093
01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:53,508
- All night
- Wait a minute!
1094
01:08:53,676 --> 01:08:57,762
Looks in the mirror
She's outta sight all right
1095
01:09:14,821 --> 01:09:16,405
- We rocked..
- Yeah.
1096
01:09:16,573 --> 01:09:18,532
Yeah. Felt good, didn't it, Joey?
1097
01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:20,993
Yeah, it felt pretty...
1098
01:09:26,957 --> 01:09:28,791
You okay?
1099
01:09:28,959 --> 01:09:30,793
Try some groupie!
1100
01:09:30,961 --> 01:09:33,338
I need some air.
1101
01:09:33,505 --> 01:09:35,089
You just need to feed. Trust me.
1102
01:09:35,257 --> 01:09:38,176
Excuse me one second.
1103
01:09:38,344 --> 01:09:39,886
Joey...
1104
01:09:46,184 --> 01:09:48,268
- That was quite the performance.
- Hey, man.
1105
01:09:48,436 --> 01:09:52,773
You should've told me you were coming.
I would've put you on the list,
1106
01:09:52,941 --> 01:09:54,691
- or something.
- Yeah, right.
1107
01:09:54,859 --> 01:09:57,152
So... how does it feel?
1108
01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:00,905
Feels good, yeah.
Jeff says we're gonna be huge.
1109
01:10:01,073 --> 01:10:03,532
No one likes a judge.
1110
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,534
Hey, i didn't say anything.
1111
01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:09,455
Just wanted to see
what all the fuss was about.
1112
01:10:09,623 --> 01:10:10,623
Yeah, well, good.
1113
01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:12,875
- Now you saw.
- Are you okay?
1114
01:10:13,043 --> 01:10:14,377
Don't touch me!
1115
01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:16,836
Whoa, take it easy.
1116
01:10:17,004 --> 01:10:19,506
I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.
1117
01:10:19,674 --> 01:10:22,300
I'm... I'm not feeling good,
you know?
1118
01:10:22,468 --> 01:10:25,178
Yeah, you're a big rock star
with a big problem now.
1119
01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:27,597
- How cliche.
- You should just leave me alone.
1120
01:10:27,765 --> 01:10:30,558
I told you this would happen.
You wouldn't listen.
1121
01:10:31,685 --> 01:10:35,229
- Just go.
- Or what, vampire boy?
1122
01:10:35,397 --> 01:10:36,939
- You gonna eat...
- Leave me alone!
1123
01:10:41,486 --> 01:10:43,278
Wanker.
1124
01:10:47,742 --> 01:10:49,242
Ah, shit!
1125
01:10:49,410 --> 01:10:51,369
I'm sorry.
1126
01:10:51,537 --> 01:10:52,870
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1127
01:10:53,038 --> 01:10:54,872
I'm sorry.
1128
01:11:00,337 --> 01:11:03,172
Hey, great show, guys.
1129
01:11:03,340 --> 01:11:05,549
Hey, where's, uh, where's Joey?
1130
01:11:05,717 --> 01:11:08,969
Oh, hey, you're still with us.
How's it going?
1131
01:11:10,138 --> 01:11:11,930
Hey. I'm Jeff.
I manage the band.
1132
01:11:17,812 --> 01:11:19,479
Looks like someone's been drinking!
1133
01:11:19,647 --> 01:11:21,440
I killed Victor.
1134
01:11:21,607 --> 01:11:23,274
You did what?!
1135
01:11:23,442 --> 01:11:27,069
- I didn't mean to. It just happened.
- It was an accident.
1136
01:11:27,237 --> 01:11:29,155
What happens on the road
stays on the road.
1137
01:11:29,322 --> 01:11:30,740
I killed him.
1138
01:11:30,907 --> 01:11:32,658
It's okay, it's not your fault.
1139
01:11:32,826 --> 01:11:34,994
How am i gonna look at myself
in the mirror again?
1140
01:11:35,162 --> 01:11:39,122
- You can't. You're a vampire.
- Yeah, you just gotta suck it up.
1141
01:11:41,125 --> 01:11:45,086
Hey... I understand.
You're feeling blue about eating a dude.
1142
01:11:45,254 --> 01:11:48,882
But it's no reason
to ruin everybody's night, Joey.
1143
01:11:49,050 --> 01:11:50,759
Jess right..
We're vampires. Shit happens.
1144
01:11:50,926 --> 01:11:54,345
- You'll get used to it..
- I'm sorry, I tried to warn you.
1145
01:11:54,513 --> 01:11:57,806
Look at it on the bright side.
You're gonna be a star.
1146
01:11:57,974 --> 01:11:59,308
And if you want,
1147
01:11:59,476 --> 01:12:02,686
you can dedicate the album
to the memory of Victor and,
1148
01:12:02,854 --> 01:12:05,522
as i understand it,
rock 'n' roll never dies.
1149
01:12:08,485 --> 01:12:09,902
Oh. Yeah.
1150
01:12:11,488 --> 01:12:13,279
You might wanna stand back
a little bit.
1151
01:12:13,447 --> 01:12:16,324
Swear to god,
i know her from somewhere.
1152
01:12:18,827 --> 01:12:23,706
Here comes success
1153
01:12:23,874 --> 01:12:28,336
Over my hill
1154
01:12:28,504 --> 01:12:30,128
Here comes success
1155
01:12:31,422 --> 01:12:34,007
Here comes success
Well here comes my car...
1156
01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:37,636
- Don't sit there and be mad.
- I'm not mad.
1157
01:12:37,804 --> 01:12:42,474
- I don't care anymore.
- So i killed a friend of the family.
1158
01:12:42,642 --> 01:12:44,768
Big deal. I'm an addict.
1159
01:12:44,936 --> 01:12:47,353
You gonna make me feel guilty
about it all night?
1160
01:12:47,521 --> 01:12:49,271
Okay, Jen, we need to talk, okay?
1161
01:12:49,439 --> 01:12:51,982
Oh, it sounds heavy.
1162
01:12:52,150 --> 01:12:53,442
It's kinda heavy.
1163
01:12:53,610 --> 01:12:56,445
What if i told you
it didn't have to be like this?
1164
01:12:56,613 --> 01:12:58,155
Like what?
1165
01:13:00,033 --> 01:13:02,200
What if i told you
we could be human again?
1166
01:13:02,368 --> 01:13:04,828
Don't start with that shit.
We can't. We're dead!
1167
01:13:07,456 --> 01:13:09,374
Jen, be cool.
1168
01:13:09,542 --> 01:13:11,167
This is Eddie Van Helsing.
He's a doctor.
1169
01:13:11,335 --> 01:13:13,419
Are you crazy?
He's a vampire hunter!
1170
01:13:13,587 --> 01:13:15,213
Would you just hear him out?
1171
01:13:15,381 --> 01:13:18,550
I can make you human again.
1172
01:13:18,716 --> 01:13:20,134
You kill vampires.
1173
01:13:20,301 --> 01:13:24,429
Well... I'm offering them
the same choice as I'm offering you.
1174
01:13:26,474 --> 01:13:27,891
The one who made you,
1175
01:13:28,059 --> 01:13:29,226
the queen vampire?
1176
01:13:29,394 --> 01:13:32,437
It's his evil
that runs through your veins.
1177
01:13:32,605 --> 01:13:36,858
When he dies,
so, too, his evil virus dies within him.
1178
01:13:37,025 --> 01:13:39,068
No, he's too powerful.
1179
01:13:39,236 --> 01:13:42,488
Oh, don't worry.
I can kill him.
1180
01:13:42,656 --> 01:13:46,784
I just need you to distract him
until the dawn breaks.
1181
01:13:48,453 --> 01:13:50,705
You're so bumming me out right now.
1182
01:13:50,873 --> 01:13:55,375
Jen... there's a reason
we can't see our reflections.
1183
01:13:55,543 --> 01:13:58,170
Okay? We're turning
into monsters.
1184
01:13:58,337 --> 01:14:00,755
Is that what you see
when you look at me?
1185
01:14:00,923 --> 01:14:02,257
- A monster?
- No.
1186
01:14:02,425 --> 01:14:04,759
But i don't see you anymore.
1187
01:14:07,513 --> 01:14:09,096
If we're gonna do this...
1188
01:14:10,432 --> 01:14:13,100
I want a commitment.
1189
01:14:14,436 --> 01:14:16,770
I want things to be different.
1190
01:14:16,938 --> 01:14:20,191
I will put us first,
before everything else from now on.
1191
01:14:20,358 --> 01:14:21,483
I promise.
1192
01:14:21,651 --> 01:14:24,028
- Garbage?
- I'll take it out.
1193
01:14:24,196 --> 01:14:25,653
- Toilet seat?
- Down.
1194
01:14:25,821 --> 01:14:27,822
Sex?
1195
01:14:29,283 --> 01:14:32,577
From now on,
you come first... in everything.
1196
01:14:35,539 --> 01:14:38,124
Okay, let's kill the fucker.
1197
01:14:38,292 --> 01:14:41,377
Please allow me to introduce myself
1198
01:14:41,545 --> 01:14:43,170
I'm a man
1199
01:14:43,338 --> 01:14:45,464
Of wealth and taste
1200
01:14:47,217 --> 01:14:50,219
I've been around for a long long year
1201
01:14:50,386 --> 01:14:51,929
Stole many a man's
1202
01:14:52,096 --> 01:14:54,181
Soul and faith...
1203
01:14:54,349 --> 01:14:57,726
- I don't know about this.
- Listen, we have no choice, okay?
1204
01:14:57,894 --> 01:15:00,645
- Either way, we're dead.
- We always have a choice.
1205
01:15:00,812 --> 01:15:04,649
Maybe seeing as i've no power,
i could wait in the car?
1206
01:15:04,816 --> 01:15:06,234
I started this.
1207
01:15:06,401 --> 01:15:07,860
I'm finishing it.
1208
01:15:18,287 --> 01:15:20,372
What the hell are you guys doing?
1209
01:15:20,539 --> 01:15:22,415
The sun will be up soon.
1210
01:15:22,583 --> 01:15:25,168
Hey, uh... well...
1211
01:15:25,336 --> 01:15:27,337
we took this from a homeless guy.
1212
01:15:29,423 --> 01:15:31,049
And... filled it with his blood.
1213
01:15:31,217 --> 01:15:32,675
Do you want a drink?
1214
01:15:34,010 --> 01:15:35,427
Come in.
1215
01:15:45,188 --> 01:15:46,397
This is good.
1216
01:15:46,564 --> 01:15:50,024
- Was he ltalian?
- He didn't scream with an accent.
1217
01:15:51,777 --> 01:15:54,070
You guys cool?
1218
01:15:54,196 --> 01:15:55,488
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1219
01:15:55,656 --> 01:15:57,031
Oh, yeah.
1220
01:15:58,409 --> 01:16:00,451
How's the new record coming?
1221
01:16:00,619 --> 01:16:03,162
Uh, good. good.
1222
01:16:03,330 --> 01:16:05,081
Well, it's, uh...
Tyler ate the engineer.
1223
01:16:05,249 --> 01:16:06,707
He was a dick.
1224
01:16:06,874 --> 01:16:09,001
What brings you around here?
1225
01:16:10,169 --> 01:16:12,504
We were just in
the neighbourhood and, uh...
1226
01:16:12,672 --> 01:16:15,716
we noticed how early it was getting.
We were hoping...
1227
01:16:15,883 --> 01:16:17,426
You need a place to crash?
1228
01:16:17,593 --> 01:16:19,553
If it's no trouble.
1229
01:16:19,721 --> 01:16:22,306
Mi cassa su casa.
1230
01:16:22,472 --> 01:16:24,473
- Oh, thanks.
- Really nice of you.
1231
01:16:24,641 --> 01:16:26,726
- I don't know Spanish.
- Nice place.
1232
01:16:27,394 --> 01:16:29,270
Hey, you wanna hear a cool song?
1233
01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,023
- Sure.
- Okay.
1234
01:16:32,190 --> 01:16:35,318
I wrote it, like, uh... 100 years ago,
1235
01:16:35,485 --> 01:16:38,696
and i just figured out the middle eight.
1236
01:16:53,544 --> 01:16:56,045
You guys are acting funny.
1237
01:16:56,212 --> 01:16:57,755
I'm sensing something.
1238
01:16:57,922 --> 01:17:01,216
- No, just listening to the music.
- No.
1239
01:17:01,384 --> 01:17:02,634
- It's a great song.
- It's good.
1240
01:17:02,802 --> 01:17:04,094
Yeah. 100 years ago?
1241
01:17:04,262 --> 01:17:06,930
- That's way ahead of its time.
- Holds up.
1242
01:17:07,098 --> 01:17:08,223
I have to make a pee.
1243
01:17:10,727 --> 01:17:12,227
Good for you.
1244
01:17:16,857 --> 01:17:19,817
- What's wrong with him?
- He's not feeling well.
1245
01:17:19,985 --> 01:17:22,320
- We're all going to die.
- Hugo...
1246
01:17:24,365 --> 01:17:26,699
Let him speak.
1247
01:17:28,285 --> 01:17:30,577
I'm... sorry.
Too scared. Can't speak.
1248
01:17:30,745 --> 01:17:33,914
What's he got to be scared about?
1249
01:17:36,459 --> 01:17:38,126
What's going on?
1250
01:17:38,294 --> 01:17:40,253
He's French-Canadian.
1251
01:17:41,506 --> 01:17:43,215
That's for giving me a dirty needle.
1252
01:17:43,383 --> 01:17:47,343
You missed my heart!
1253
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:53,599
No...
1254
01:17:55,394 --> 01:17:57,937
I'm on your team.
1255
01:18:02,900 --> 01:18:05,902
This is how you repay me?
1256
01:18:06,070 --> 01:18:08,154
I gave you... immortality.
1257
01:18:08,322 --> 01:18:11,157
I gave you a record deal!
1258
01:18:13,536 --> 01:18:15,328
You killed our drummer!
1259
01:18:15,496 --> 01:18:17,372
Drummers die. But you...
1260
01:18:17,540 --> 01:18:20,666
Did you really think
you could kill me?
1261
01:18:20,834 --> 01:18:22,584
You're a joke,
1262
01:18:22,752 --> 01:18:25,337
a mere distraction.
1263
01:18:25,505 --> 01:18:27,464
That's how we were supposed to be,
asshole.
1264
01:18:27,632 --> 01:18:29,675
It's over.
1265
01:18:30,927 --> 01:18:32,928
Van Helsing.
1266
01:18:33,096 --> 01:18:35,264
- You killed her.
- Who?
1267
01:18:35,432 --> 01:18:38,182
I kill a lot of people.
1268
01:18:38,350 --> 01:18:39,475
You killed...
1269
01:18:41,311 --> 01:18:43,271
... the most beautiful thing
1270
01:18:43,439 --> 01:18:45,440
in the whole world.
1271
01:18:45,607 --> 01:18:47,608
Did i?
1272
01:18:47,776 --> 01:18:49,402
One thing's for sure:
1273
01:18:49,570 --> 01:18:51,696
I'm going to kill you.
1274
01:18:55,867 --> 01:18:58,452
I'm not afraid of evil any longer.
1275
01:18:59,787 --> 01:19:01,872
I will have vengeance.
1276
01:19:02,039 --> 01:19:03,457
No, Eddie...
1277
01:19:03,624 --> 01:19:05,083
you can't.
1278
01:19:05,251 --> 01:19:06,835
I didn't kill her.
1279
01:19:07,003 --> 01:19:08,336
You're a liar!
1280
01:19:10,255 --> 01:19:11,922
My leg!
1281
01:19:12,090 --> 01:19:14,216
You shot Hugo, you bastard!
1282
01:19:14,384 --> 01:19:16,594
I didn't kill her, Eddie.
1283
01:19:16,761 --> 01:19:18,679
I just...
1284
01:19:18,847 --> 01:19:20,556
freed her from you.
1285
01:19:22,726 --> 01:19:24,602
Why Hugo?
1286
01:19:24,769 --> 01:19:26,936
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
I, uh...
1287
01:19:27,104 --> 01:19:28,646
- Sorry, man.
- She's alive.
1288
01:19:28,814 --> 01:19:31,483
Well, i guess, technically,
she's dead.
1289
01:19:31,650 --> 01:19:35,278
But she's dominating the charts
over in Japan.
1290
01:19:37,031 --> 01:19:39,616
Has been for 30 years.
1291
01:19:39,783 --> 01:19:43,202
Goddamn dick!
Don't fire if you can't see!
1292
01:19:50,043 --> 01:19:51,376
It's true, Eddie.
1293
01:19:51,544 --> 01:19:52,920
Danielle?
1294
01:19:54,589 --> 01:19:56,924
You're alive?
1295
01:19:57,091 --> 01:19:58,550
And you're dead!
1296
01:20:23,533 --> 01:20:24,950
Ah!
1297
01:20:25,117 --> 01:20:27,410
Oh, shit!
1298
01:20:29,580 --> 01:20:31,206
Jesus Christ!
1299
01:20:32,625 --> 01:20:34,667
- What's happening?
- You're returning
1300
01:20:34,834 --> 01:20:38,546
to what you were before,
out-of-work musicians.
1301
01:20:38,713 --> 01:20:41,674
You better hold still.
It's gonna hurt.
1302
01:20:41,841 --> 01:20:43,259
Eddie?
1303
01:20:43,426 --> 01:20:45,386
I don't feel good.
1304
01:20:49,266 --> 01:20:50,890
Oh...
1305
01:20:51,058 --> 01:20:54,352
Oh, yes, you do.
1306
01:20:56,564 --> 01:20:57,772
Jennifer?
1307
01:20:57,940 --> 01:20:59,357
Yeah.
1308
01:20:59,525 --> 01:21:01,776
I'm sorry i called you a monster.
1309
01:21:01,944 --> 01:21:03,111
That's okay.
1310
01:21:03,279 --> 01:21:05,655
You also called her
a treacherous bitch.
1311
01:21:05,823 --> 01:21:07,281
- Hugo...
- Can we talk about this later?
1312
01:21:07,448 --> 01:21:10,534
Yeah, yeah. Ah... Jesus Christ!
1313
01:21:15,498 --> 01:21:18,875
And it brings back
And it brings back
1314
01:21:19,043 --> 01:21:21,878
Those old emotions...
1315
01:21:27,259 --> 01:21:28,676
Did you have fun?
1316
01:21:28,844 --> 01:21:30,303
Yeah. Yeah.
1317
01:21:30,470 --> 01:21:33,097
Your mother's a very competent
charades player.
1318
01:21:33,265 --> 01:21:35,266
Yeah, she sure is.
1319
01:21:35,434 --> 01:21:38,269
It's great that we get to see them
so much more often now.
1320
01:21:38,437 --> 01:21:41,021
Yeah, it is. It's nice.
Everything's nice.
1321
01:21:41,188 --> 01:21:42,647
Do you, uh...
1322
01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:44,858
you ever miss it?
1323
01:21:45,026 --> 01:21:48,612
I... I don't miss being sick
in the sunlight.
1324
01:21:48,779 --> 01:21:51,197
No, i meant playing in a band.
1325
01:21:51,365 --> 01:21:52,782
Music?
1326
01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:54,618
Yeah... sometimes.
1327
01:21:57,162 --> 01:21:59,788
- Screw it. We're better off.
- Way better off.
1328
01:22:01,541 --> 01:22:03,792
You ever look
into those pottery classes?
1329
01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:07,004
- What's that?
- Got a flat.
1330
01:22:07,172 --> 01:22:08,547
Ahh. Pull over.
1331
01:22:13,927 --> 01:22:15,762
Great.
1332
01:22:28,734 --> 01:22:31,568
Nnothing. I just, uh...
1333
01:22:31,736 --> 01:22:33,403
I'll get the jack.
1334
01:22:41,329 --> 01:22:43,163
Oh, shit.
1335
01:22:43,331 --> 01:22:45,999
There's no spare.
1336
01:22:46,167 --> 01:22:47,583
No.
1337
01:22:47,751 --> 01:22:50,211
Can i be of some assistance?
1338
01:22:50,379 --> 01:22:52,046
Nice outfits.
1339
01:22:52,214 --> 01:22:54,548
Hey, we got a flat tire.
1340
01:22:54,716 --> 01:22:57,468
- Yes, i see.
- We don't have a spare.
1341
01:22:57,636 --> 01:23:00,262
- Any way you could give us a ride?
- Well, of course.
1342
01:23:00,430 --> 01:23:01,847
Jen, no.
1343
01:23:04,433 --> 01:23:05,725
Where's your car?
1344
01:23:05,893 --> 01:23:09,270
I have other means of transportation.
1345
01:23:09,438 --> 01:23:11,147
Tell me I'm dreaming.
1346
01:23:11,315 --> 01:23:13,149
Welcome to my nightmare:
1347
01:23:13,317 --> 01:23:16,069
charades, matching sweaters,
pottery class...
1348
01:23:16,237 --> 01:23:19,531
No, this is over.
We killed the queen vampire.
1349
01:23:19,699 --> 01:23:23,283
No. You killed a 300-year-old
vampire named Queeny.
1350
01:23:23,451 --> 01:23:28,247
I'm from a much older breed.
What you kids call "old school."
1351
01:23:28,415 --> 01:23:30,749
- Are you gonna kill us?
- Totally.
1352
01:23:32,335 --> 01:23:34,461
- Just let her go, okay?
- Relax, Romeo.
1353
01:23:34,629 --> 01:23:37,630
I'm just here to set you free, again.
1354
01:23:37,798 --> 01:23:40,883
Hey, let's put the old band
back together.
1355
01:23:41,051 --> 01:23:43,136
We're gonna need a new drummer.
1356
01:23:43,303 --> 01:23:45,680
I know just the guy.
1357
01:23:47,015 --> 01:23:49,267
- Wait a second.
- Come on.
1358
01:23:51,979 --> 01:23:54,312
I'm your lover
1359
01:23:54,480 --> 01:23:56,148
I'm your brother
1360
01:23:56,315 --> 01:23:57,983
I'm your killer
1361
01:23:58,151 --> 01:23:59,860
I'm your friend
1362
01:24:00,027 --> 01:24:03,572
I'm your teacher
I'm your preacher
1363
01:24:03,740 --> 01:24:06,950
I'm the reaper
1364
01:24:07,118 --> 01:24:09,995
In the end
1365
01:24:13,331 --> 01:24:16,125
- McDowell?
- I just fancy breaking out into song.
1366
01:24:16,293 --> 01:24:18,377
You know, right here, right now.
1367
01:24:18,545 --> 01:24:22,047
Why I'm the only one
who don't get a song?
1368
01:24:22,215 --> 01:24:23,382
Ready and...
1369
01:24:23,550 --> 01:24:24,800
... frame?
1370
01:24:24,968 --> 01:24:26,802
It's over...
1371
01:24:26,969 --> 01:24:27,886
Action.
1372
01:24:28,053 --> 01:24:30,054
It's over.
1373
01:24:30,222 --> 01:24:33,224
I'm the reaper in the end
1374
01:24:34,268 --> 01:24:36,519
Along came a spider
1375
01:24:38,564 --> 01:24:40,815
Crept up beside her
1376
01:24:42,526 --> 01:24:44,485
Spun his web deep inside her
1377
01:24:46,613 --> 01:24:49,114
My darkness will guide her
1378
01:24:51,326 --> 01:24:53,035
I am
1379
01:24:53,203 --> 01:24:55,162
The spider
1380
01:24:55,330 --> 01:24:57,206
I am
1381
01:24:57,373 --> 01:24:59,708
The spider
1382
01:24:59,876 --> 01:25:02,752
I am the spider
1383
01:25:03,879 --> 01:25:05,171
I am
1384
01:25:05,339 --> 01:25:07,465
The spider
1385
01:25:15,349 --> 01:25:17,933
You're my sinner
1386
01:25:18,100 --> 01:25:20,352
You're my dinner
my little puppet
1387
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:23,188
Let's pretend
1388
01:25:23,356 --> 01:25:26,024
You're the cure to...
1389
01:25:26,192 --> 01:25:28,860
my affliction
1390
01:25:29,028 --> 01:25:31,780
my addiction to the end
1391
01:25:32,990 --> 01:25:34,907
Along came a spider
1392
01:25:37,202 --> 01:25:39,161
Crept up beside her
1393
01:25:40,580 --> 01:25:43,332
Spun his web deep inside her
1394
01:25:45,293 --> 01:25:47,378
my darkness will guide her
1395
01:25:49,381 --> 01:25:51,130
I am
1396
01:25:51,298 --> 01:25:53,299
The spider
1397
01:25:53,467 --> 01:25:57,553
I am the spider
1398
01:25:57,854 --> 01:26:01,554
I am the spider
1399
01:26:02,155 --> 01:26:05,555
I am the spider
1400
01:26:07,313 --> 01:26:09,314
I was born to this
1401
01:26:10,441 --> 01:26:13,443
Not something to strive for
1402
01:26:14,153 --> 01:26:16,196
Not something to even admire
1403
01:26:17,448 --> 01:26:18,991
unless of course
1404
01:26:19,158 --> 01:26:22,578
It's done with the greatest of taste
1405
01:26:22,745 --> 01:26:24,579
Conviction
1406
01:26:24,746 --> 01:26:27,164
And expensise
1407
01:26:29,668 --> 01:26:33,129
I am the spider
1408
01:26:39,303 --> 01:26:41,511
Along came a spider
1409
01:26:43,681 --> 01:26:45,515
Crept up beside her
1410
01:26:47,268 --> 01:26:49,936
Spun his web deep inside her
1411
01:26:52,106 --> 01:26:54,357
my darkness will guide her
1412
01:26:56,110 --> 01:26:59,790
I am the spider
1413
01:27:00,391 --> 01:27:03,791
I am the spider
1414
01:27:04,892 --> 01:27:10,792
I am the spider
1415
01:27:58,627 --> 01:28:02,254
Don't know how to begin
1416
01:28:02,422 --> 01:28:06,466
Open road is closing in
1417
01:28:06,634 --> 01:28:08,259
We're getting far
1418
01:28:08,427 --> 01:28:10,470
From where we've been
1419
01:28:10,638 --> 01:28:12,889
And where we're going
1420
01:28:15,017 --> 01:28:18,687
And where we going anyway
1421
01:28:28,196 --> 01:28:32,032
Don't know how to explain
1422
01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:35,869
Open road's expecting rain
1423
01:28:36,621 --> 01:28:38,037
We're getting far
1424
01:28:38,205 --> 01:28:40,665
From where we came
1425
01:28:40,833 --> 01:28:43,084
And where we're going
1426
01:28:45,045 --> 01:28:48,464
And where we going anyway
1427
01:28:49,842 --> 01:28:51,884
going nowhere
1428
01:28:52,052 --> 01:28:55,095
going nowhere
Coming down
1429
01:28:58,016 --> 01:29:00,267
going nowhere
1430
01:29:00,435 --> 01:29:04,271
going nowhere
Coming down
1431
01:29:18,660 --> 01:29:21,287
You ain't going nowhere
1432
01:29:23,248 --> 01:29:25,875
Ain't going nowhere
1433
01:29:26,043 --> 01:29:27,876
Any day
1434
01:29:28,044 --> 01:29:30,295
going nowhere
1435
01:29:30,463 --> 01:29:33,673
going nowhere
Coming down
1436
01:29:36,469 --> 01:29:38,928
going nowhere
1437
01:29:39,096 --> 01:29:42,098
going nowhere
Coming down
1438
01:29:45,060 --> 01:29:47,311
going nowhere
1439
01:29:47,479 --> 01:29:50,939
going nowhere
Coming down
1440
01:29:54,110 --> 01:29:55,944
going nowhere
1441
01:29:56,112 --> 01:29:59,323
going nowhere
Coming down
1442
01:30:02,117 --> 01:30:03,993
I'm coming down
1443
01:30:04,161 --> 01:30:06,746
'Cause I'm going nowhere
1444
01:30:06,914 --> 01:30:08,331
Coming down
1445
01:30:08,499 --> 01:30:10,750
'Cause I'm going nowhere
1446
01:30:10,918 --> 01:30:12,543
I'm coming down
1447
01:30:12,711 --> 01:30:14,962
'Cause I'm going nowhere
1448
01:30:15,130 --> 01:30:17,340
I'm coming down
1449
01:30:34,731 --> 01:30:38,150
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