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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 000219,400 -- 000224,560 This story begins with Christopher Colombus. 2 000224,560 -- 000230,520 Colombus was the first Italian man who dreamed to go to America. 3 000230,520 -- 000234,672 America was a fixed idea to him. 4 000235,400 -- 000242,080 We could say that he was born with the American dream. 5 000242,080 -- 000248,120 Even nowadays many Europeans are born with the American dream. 6 000248,120 -- 000252,079 This dream is expressed in different ways. 7 000254,760 -- 000259,920 For example, with whole-meal cooking diets. 8 000259,920 -- 000304,720 Today is an even day Appetizer of 2 row carrots, 9 000304,720 -- 000312,640 wheat cereals with honey, an asparagus dipped into molasses... 10 000312,640 -- 000316,680 - Any fruit - Grapefruit juice with salt and pepper. 11 000316,680 -- 000319,720 Grapefruit juice, 12 000319,720 -- 000322,792 with salt... and pepper. 13 000323,200 -- 000325,080 The American dream can also be expressed 14 000325,080 -- 000330,393 by means of noisily chewing hole-shaped candies at the movies. 15 000332,880 -- 000338,160 Or by means of a bad-hidden desire to imitate 16 000338,160 -- 000343,040 the most intense feelings of some famous Hollywood star. 17 000343,040 -- 000348,398 How many Europeans dream to go to America! 18 000348,600 -- 000352,559 America, full of charms! 19 000353,280 -- 000355,960 Of amazing lights! 20 000355,960 -- 000402,200 While all the Americans dream to travel to, to Rome, 21 000402,200 -- 000408,040 there in Trastevere lives the only American man 22 000408,040 -- 000411,360 who dreams to go to America. 23 000411,360 -- 000418,720 He’s a weird American guy born and living in Trastevere Nando Mericoni. 24 000418,720 -- 000423,475 He’s the robust young man you can admire in this picture. 25 000428,760 -- 000433,680 Those are not his real muscles, they belong to a winner 26 000433,680 -- 000438,520 of some American competition for the title of Mister Universe. 27 000438,520 -- 000442,400 This is his room. Small and simple, 28 000442,400 -- 000446,640 but Nando likes it because there is all what he needs. 29 000446,640 -- 000451,600 American flags, Western cartoons, baseball gloves 30 000451,600 -- 000457,835 and Betty’s pictures with dedication... written by the Nando himself. 31 000502,880 -- 000508,600 The only things in the house that Nando can’t turn American 32 000508,600 -- 000510,955 are his parents. 33 000519,000 -- 000522,160 - That’s it...! - Augusto, can’t you sleep 34 000522,160 -- 000527,720 No, thinking about that scoundrel, past midnight he's still outside! 35 000527,720 -- 000532,240 - He’s not my son! - Calm down, you have asthma! 36 000532,240 -- 000535,789 My asthma is his fault! 37 000536,440 -- 000541,960 Sandro’s son got a job at the post-office and he’s just 20 years old! 38 000541,960 -- 000546,240 When his father will retire, they won’t have money problems! 39 000546,240 -- 000549,680 - But Nando... e Nando... - Augusto, take care! 40 000549,680 -- 000553,116 But Nando...that’s why I got asthma! 41 000557,520 -- 000601,480 - What would be of Nando without my job - He’s still young! 42 000601,480 -- 000605,520 - Maybe because he’s so crazy... - He’s stupid! 43 000605,520 -- 000610,080 What can you expect from him He wants to be an artist, a dancer! 44 000610,080 -- 000612,440 He works for two days and wastes his time for two months! 45 000612,440 -- 000617,240 He wants to be American! But American folks have money! 46 000617,240 -- 000620,600 I will give him a lesson tonight... ..that American! 47 000620,600 -- 000626,080 Every night same story! Where does he go What does he do 48 000626,080 -- 000629,311 - Calm down! - Where does he go Where 49 000631,760 -- 000635,880 Useless to find help in that direction. 50 000635,880 -- 000642,200 Before Wing will arrive in town, Hopalong Cassidy will be a dead man. 51 000642,200 -- 000644,316 SHOTS 52 000653,840 -- 000656,000 What are you going to do 53 000656,000 -- 000700,600 Before to kill you tell me something, Cassidy. 54 000700,600 -- 000705,160 I don’t like to make the same mistake twice. 55 000705,160 -- 000711,349 While you were having breakfast I got a blank shots gun. 56 000717,000 -- 000718,956 SHOOTS 57 000723,160 -- 000725,116 SHOOTS 58 000746,680 -- 000751,080 (What a movie! See how they killed Joe) 59 000751,080 -- 000755,360 (That was Jim. See how he strangled him) 60 000755,360 -- 000758,720 (Just like a steel lock.) 61 000758,720 -- 000802,793 Ehi, dark-hair! Dark-hair, I’m talking to you, come on! 62 000803,040 -- 000807,680 Time to go! Every night same story! 63 000807,680 -- 000812,800 - I must go, I can’t wait for you! - (IN AMERICAN) Shut up! 64 000812,800 -- 000818,352 - I’ll kill you! - Me I will break your ass! 65 000831,400 -- 000836,040 Gattomammone, I saw you. You pretend to read! 66 000836,040 -- 000839,077 You are a spy! Talk! 67 000839,520 -- 000842,273 Talk! Bang! Bang! Bang! 68 000848,880 -- 000851,110 I must kill you. 69 000855,040 -- 000856,996 STEPS 70 000900,560 -- 000905,000 Somebody’s coming! That was you, you talked! 71 000905,000 -- 000908,151 Take my gift! Bang! 72 000908,960 -- 000910,916 I must hide. 73 000945,480 -- 000947,436 I am joking. 74 000948,360 -- 000950,316 That’s not loaded. 75 000952,600 -- 000955,353 That’s legal! 76 000956,960 -- 001000,160 I am joking! I am joking! 77 001000,160 -- 001004,760 They are not loaded, I have them in case of aggression. 78 001004,760 -- 001009,117 If same ``freak``, you never know... 79 001011,400 -- 001012,958 Dad! 80 001013,400 -- 001017,000 I live in this house, this is my place. 81 001017,000 -- 001019,640 - You wicked! - Hello, daddy! 82 001019,640 -- 001024,680 My daddy, he’s joking! There’s a night caretaker. 83 001024,680 -- 001030,320 He gave me keys. Shut up, daddy. Everybody knows you, don’t they 84 001030,320 -- 001033,560 I am a major, I can come back whenever I want. 85 001033,560 -- 001038,839 I can even come back at 3 a.m.! I am over 21. 86 001040,720 -- 001045,032 (AUGUSTO) Don’t mind him, he’s just stupid! 87 001046,840 -- 001048,600 Bang! 88 001048,600 -- 001054,200 (POLICE) You scoundrel! Stop bothering me! 89 001054,200 -- 001058,400 Why should I get such a stupid son 90 001058,400 -- 001101,800 - What happened - He’s even fun of the policemen! 91 001101,800 -- 001103,870 I want to sleep! Sleep! 92 001105,600 -- 001108,273 Sleep. Sleep. 93 001115,240 -- 001119,520 Did you think you catch me I can kill you! 94 001119,520 -- 001123,877 I can kill you all! Right, call Joe! 95 001125,720 -- 001129,120 MACCARONI! That's carts drivers food! 96 001129,120 -- 001132,080 I don’t eat MACCARONI, I am American! 97 001132,080 -- 001134,600 Red wine I don’t drink red wine! 98 001134,600 -- 001139,800 - The Americans don’t drink wine and don’t eat MACCARONI! - I will sleep. 99 001139,800 -- 001144,280 The Americans eat JAM. That’s American food! 100 001144,280 -- 001150,320 Yogurt, MUSTARD... that’s the way the Americans fight the apache! 101 001150,320 -- 001154,360 The Americans don’t drink red wine, they drink milk! 102 001154,360 -- 001158,960 That’s why they don’t get drunk! Have you ever seen a drunk American 103 001158,960 -- 001203,400 I’ve never seen him. Americans are cool. 104 001203,400 -- 001205,880 WOW, the Americans! 105 001205,880 -- 001210,600 You can’t fight the Americans! They eat JAM! 106 001210,600 -- 001215,071 MACCARONE, I will kill you! 107 001215,760 -- 001219,000 Why you look at me with that proud face 108 001219,000 -- 001224,400 You look like a worm, MACCARONE. That’s American food! 109 001224,400 -- 001228,757 Yogurt, JAM, MUSTARD... 110 001230,720 -- 001232,676 THE MUSTARD. 111 001233,320 -- 001235,550 How do they call it Mustard. 112 001236,080 -- 001238,036 Some milk. 113 001238,960 -- 001245,440 That’s what the Americans eat. Healthy and strong food. 114 001245,440 -- 001247,396 MACCARONI. 115 001252,440 -- 001254,908 WOW, that sucks! 116 001255,520 -- 001257,476 The Americans... 117 001257,760 -- 001302,800 MACCARONE, you provoked me and now I kill you! 118 001302,800 -- 001304,756 I will eat you! 119 001308,560 -- 001311,313 This is for the cat. 120 001312,160 -- 001314,116 This is for the rat. 121 001314,560 -- 001318,235 This is to kill bugs. 122 001318,440 -- 001320,396 And I drink milk. 123 001322,440 -- 001324,510 I am American. 124 001324,880 -- 001327,160 Worm, I will eat you. 125 001327,160 -- 001330,400 - Can you hear him - Calm down. - I will kill him! 126 001330,400 -- 001332,630 - Let’s sleep. - Ok. 127 001333,800 -- 001339,397 (IN AMERICAN) Five, five, four, five, three. 128 001339,920 -- 001342,275 TELEPHONE RINGING 129 001347,640 -- 001350,080 - The Chamber! - That's so annoying! 130 001350,080 -- 001353,360 There must be elections! Where are my trousers 131 001353,360 -- 001357,990 - Hello - (IN AMERICAN) Hello 55543 132 001358,280 -- 001400,236 I say 55543 133 001400,360 -- 001406,120 Isn’t that the Chamber I am Mr. Borgiani. Who’s speaking 134 001406,120 -- 001408,759 Santi Bailor, America ATTRESCION. 135 001410,360 -- 001413,720 - That’s the American embassy. - At this time - American time! 136 001413,720 -- 001418,280 - It must be the crude oil commission. - Let me listen. 137 001418,280 -- 001424,600 (IN FRENCH) Yes, I am Mr.Borgiani. 138 001424,600 -- 001429,320 (NANDO) Who cares! I want to talk to Elvy. 139 001429,320 -- 001430,480 Who’s that 140 001430,480 -- 001434,680 Elvy! Elvira! Is Elvira there I am Nando, her boyfriend. 141 001434,680 -- 001439,600 Scoundrel! I will report it to the Chamber! 142 001439,600 -- 001443,880 Bothering a sleeping depute! Ass-hole! 143 001443,880 -- 001448,920 Don’t touch me! Quiet, you understand Quiet! (IN AMERICAN) Shut up! 144 001448,920 -- 001453,280 You hang up! You did hung up to Santi Bailor 145 001453,280 -- 001455,400 - What did he want - I don’t know him! 146 001455,400 -- 001500,920 - Who did he want to speak to -...Elvira. - Elvira is the servant! 147 001500,920 -- 001505,800 The servant of a deputee receives phone calls so late at night 148 001505,800 -- 001512,080 Calm down, I changed six servants this year and she is a good one! 149 001512,080 -- 001516,760 I stay at home with the kids and you go to the Parlament... 150 001516,760 -- 001520,080 - Do you think I enjoy at the Parlament - I don’t know! 151 001520,080 -- 001521,840 TELEPHONE RINGING 152 001521,840 -- 001526,520 - You answer! - If the electors would know that! 153 001526,520 -- 001533,320 Hello Is it for Elvira Wait a moment, I call her. 154 001533,320 -- 001535,280 - Is it ok - Sure. 155 001535,280 -- 001536,720 BELL 156 001536,720 -- 001542,160 Mr Borgiani, you are finished! You made a great mistake. 157 001542,160 -- 001544,920 Did you hang up to this brave guy 158 001544,920 -- 001549,680 A Borgiani can’t hang up to Nando Mericoni. 159 001549,680 -- 001553,560 If you are sorry, I can forgive you, my dear Borgiani. 160 001553,560 -- 001556,920 (IN AMERICAN) Elvy, my dear! 161 001556,920 -- 001601,680 Nando, you shouldn’t disturb so late at night! 162 001601,680 -- 001603,560 No disturb! 163 001603,560 -- 001607,160 Don’t worry, my Elvy, I calmed him down. 164 001607,160 -- 001610,920 Tomorrow is a great day. 165 001610,920 -- 001616,320 It’s going to be a big show. Everybody will know who is Santi Bailor. 166 001616,320 -- 001618,320 Who is Santi Bailor 167 001618,320 -- 001627,797 That’s me. The new star Nando Mericoni, alias Santi Bailor. 168 001629,680 -- 001633,880 I wait you tomorrow at the gala show. Dress nice. 169 001633,880 -- 001637,320 It’s going to be exciting. 170 001637,320 -- 001641,600 I will show off with a frac like Gene Kelly. 171 001641,600 -- 001647,280 SINGING IN UNUNDERSTANDBLE AMERICAN 172 001647,280 -- 001650,511 Nando, you even sing at night! 173 001704,120 -- 001708,400 - You sleep. - Sleep - Yes. 174 001708,400 -- 001714,316 - Just listen at him! - Try to sleep. 175 001715,600 -- 001719,149 IMITATING DOUBLE-BASS SOUND 176 001720,360 -- 001723,880 - Nando, go to sleep! - Mamy, aren’t you sleeping 177 001723,880 -- 001728,360 - Dad is pissed off, and he’s right! - When we will be in America, 178 001728,360 -- 001731,591 the black woman will sing old songs about cotton fields. 179 001732,000 -- 001737,920 - Shut up! SINGING A GOSPEL 180 001737,920 -- 001741,469 Alleluia! Alleluia! 181 001744,800 -- 001747,520 - Mamy, the water! - What’s this stuff 182 001747,520 -- 001753,200 An American box. See the tub The pipe sucks the water. 183 001753,200 -- 001758,149 The offices on the 5th Av. have it. Pure water. 184 001758,680 -- 001802,400 - Wow, that sucks! - Can’t you be serious 185 001802,400 -- 001807,400 - Mamy, daddy, I love you. - Stop it! 186 001807,400 -- 001809,356 Stop it 187 001810,080 -- 001813,880 This club is going to be signed by Joe Di Maggio. 188 001813,880 -- 001816,200 - Do you know who is he - Nando! 189 001816,200 -- 001819,640 - You don’t know who is Joe Di Maggio - Nando! 190 001819,640 -- 001824,840 That’s difficult. Joe Di Maggio is a young Italian man 191 001824,840 -- 001829,800 - that moved to Kansas City... when he was a kid - Again Kansas City! 192 001829,800 -- 001835,875 This kid took a club... and married MARILINA. 193 001837,280 -- 001842,560 I wish I would have moved to Kansas City! 194 001842,560 -- 001848,240 But scarlet fever prevented me to. 195 001848,240 -- 001849,800 Can you remember, mamy 196 001849,800 -- 001852,553 Hello, daddy 197 001852,800 -- 001855,360 Don’t bother mamy. 198 001856,160 -- 001859,920 - (IN AMERICAN) Mamma, are you sleeping - Go to bed. 199 001859,920 -- 001904,869 SINGING A LULLABY IN UNUNDERSTANDABLE AMERICAN 200 001913,800 -- 001916,951 What’s up Let me go! 201 001917,640 -- 001923,351 - What are you doing Stop it! - I will kill you! 202 001925,160 -- 001928,550 You beat me with Joe Di Maggio’s club! 203 001931,360 -- 001936,388 You will pay for that! 204 001936,520 -- 001939,840 You’ll see! 205 001939,840 -- 001943,440 Soon or later you will hear about me! 206 001943,440 -- 001946,000 MUSIC 207 001947,040 -- 001950,560 If this brave guy will make it to America...! 208 001950,560 -- 001954,519 Did you want to beat me You can’t, I have `’strong legs``...! 209 002004,600 -- 002010,550 (IN AMERICAN) Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 210 002023,800 -- 002025,200 Stop! 211 002025,200 -- 002028,080 Not bad, isn’t it girl 212 002028,080 -- 002032,680 Be used to my strong legs 213 002032,680 -- 002037,720 and keep in mind the right rhythm. That’s all I have to say. 214 002037,720 -- 002041,235 - O.K. girl - (TOGHETHER) Ya, right! 215 002042,480 -- 002048,200 In American O.K. means very good. 216 002048,200 -- 002051,240 Keep in mind these American words. 217 002051,240 -- 002059,240 If you don’t behave, you’ll dance all “night! O.K. 218 002059,240 -- 002103,800 - Do you want to see the figures - Sure. - Here... 219 002103,800 -- 002107,840 - Who’s shouting - Not big deal, that’s Mericoni. 220 002107,840 -- 002112,480 That poor guy who came to beg for a job 221 002112,480 -- 002118,120 Remember my image, this dirty theatre is just a start. 222 002118,120 -- 002125,240 When I come in like Gene Kelly, you should fly like Rita Haywon'th. 223 002125,240 -- 002128,080 But all you can do is fall upon me! You’re so clumsy! 224 002128,080 -- 002136,680 - You suck! - I am the Italian Gene Kelly! 225 002136,680 -- 002139,480 - Gene what - The Italian Gene Kelly! 226 002139,480 -- 002146,240 - Whatever I do is out of sacrifice and self-abnegation. 227 002146,240 -- 002149,560 Your company might be as contagious as a virus! 228 002149,560 -- 002153,400 I am sorry, but you are really bad! 229 002153,400 -- 002156,320 - Who are you - (TOGETHER) The sister. 230 002156,320 -- 002200,000 Where are they coming from 231 002200,000 -- 002206,473 Where are you looking to I might nail your shoes! 232 002206,880 -- 002210,320 I am here because my father wants me to, 233 002210,320 -- 002214,680 otherwise I would be in Broadway and not in this filthy mess! 234 002214,680 -- 002219,040 - This theatre is a pigsty. - What is it - A pigsty! 235 002219,040 -- 002226,280 - Send him away. - Mister commenda, I was joking. 236 002226,280 -- 002230,800 - I didn’t see you. - Stop! - I was joking. 237 002230,800 -- 002237,120 - This is a famous great theatre. - Stop! - I was joking. 238 002237,120 -- 002243,520 - Go away! - That’s a very difficult show with the girl. 239 002243,520 -- 002250,000 - I want foreign girl. - Then they’re what you really need. 240 002250,000 -- 002255,560 - So... - They look foreign, the one different from the other. 241 002255,560 -- 002303,640 The first two are gammy, the ones in the middle are cross-eyed, so... 242 002303,640 -- 002307,440 - Don’t mind him. - I am illustrating the show. 243 002307,440 -- 002310,400 - We’re busy. - What do you want, I don’t even know you! 244 002310,400 -- 002315,320 Then we have the fanatic soubrette, but I can master her, because she will give us... 245 002315,320 -- 002316,960 I don’t give anything. 246 002316,960 -- 002323,400 - How do you dare - I am joking. - You beggar! 247 002323,400 -- 002331,557 - Give him 2.000 liras. Let’s do 2.500, 2 soups each, we are eight. 248 002331,840 -- 002336,960 Ok, but you play the show with the lights on, I want to see your stuff. 249 002336,960 -- 002340,509 Sure. At nuts seller rhythm! 250 002343,040 -- 002346,480 Santi Bailor the nuts seller! 251 002346,480 -- 002352,400 - I can’t stand this! - (NANDO) Cheer up, girl! 252 002352,400 -- 002355,358 UNCOMPREHENSIBLE AMERICAN SINGING 253 002401,720 -- 002406,400 Stop! Everybody stop! 254 002406,400 -- 002411,160 We’ll get an ovation. That’s sure. 255 002411,160 -- 002414,357 O.K. We’ll get an ovation. 256 002415,120 -- 002417,680 MUSIC 257 002425,280 -- 002427,236 Elvy! 258 002428,000 -- 002429,353 WHISTLING 259 002431,240 -- 002434,277 I will come in as Gene Kelly style. 260 002438,600 -- 002442,070 That’s my boyfriend. Cute, isn’t he 261 002446,360 -- 002450,114 UNCOMPREHENSIBLE AMERICAN SINGING 262 002501,840 -- 002505,960 Nando, what are you doing Stop it! 263 002505,960 -- 002510,033 - Who’s he - That’s Mericoni. 264 002516,240 -- 002519,198 Nuts seller! Nuts seller! 265 002531,000 -- 002532,558 PRRR 266 002533,040 -- 002535,000 LAUGHING 267 002535,000 -- 002538,470 Are they laughing Start over again, girl! 268 002544,880 -- 002549,760 PRRR Are you talking to me 269 002549,760 -- 002553,355 You are 21, it’s time to know who your parents are. 270 002556,080 -- 002600,119 - Is that your boyfriend - Congratulation! 271 002600,720 -- 002601,675 Elvira! 272 002602,600 -- 002605,478 Good-bye, good-bye. 273 002607,520 -- 002611,160 You to make me feel so ashamed! 274 002611,160 -- 002614,000 Don’t make me pissed off. 275 002614,000 -- 002619,080 Santi Bailor can’t accept humiliation. 276 002619,080 -- 002622,960 Tomorrow you’re going to rehearse until your bones hurt! 277 002622,960 -- 002627,120 - Send him away. - What 278 002627,120 -- 002631,716 Mister Commenda, what do you mean It’s just for 2 days! 279 002632,120 -- 002637,956 Damn! My father wants me to be here! 280 002642,400 -- 002648,320 (Nando, where are you going) (I don’t know, I can’t stand all this.) 281 002648,320 -- 002653,240 (Your place is in America, here they can’t understand you.) 282 002653,240 -- 002655,920 (Stop! Look!) 283 002655,920 -- 002659,080 (This is the story of a young American man,) 284 002659,080 -- 002703,280 (who in order to obtain what this world couldn’t give,) 285 002703,280 -- 002706,800 (climbed on top of a skyscraper,) 286 002706,800 -- 002711,440 (and said I am jumping down if you can’t give me what I want.) 287 002711,440 -- 002715,120 (What are you thinking about Any ideas) 288 002715,120 -- 002717,360 (Do you want to try) 289 002717,360 -- 002724,835 (Just climb a top-hill and they will notice you. They have to!) 290 002732,520 -- 002736,080 Listen to me! Can you hear me 291 002736,080 -- 002742,000 Folks of Rome, you are all at my feet! 292 002742,000 -- 002745,560 Listen! I must go to America! 293 002745,560 -- 002750,680 I’ve climbed the highest tops of every monument in the world! 294 002750,680 -- 002753,360 - Who’s that - Maybe it’s just propaganda. 295 002753,360 -- 002759,160 - Come down. - If you won’t send me to America, I’ll jump down! 296 002759,160 -- 002804,120 - Listen! - Let me go! 297 002804,120 -- 002807,280 - Who’s he - I am the father of that madman! 298 002807,280 -- 002809,720 Nando! Nando, what are you doing 299 002809,720 -- 002813,520 Come down! 300 002813,520 -- 002819,320 You! What do you want, father Let me be. 301 002819,320 -- 002822,600 Come down! Nando, come down! 302 002822,600 -- 002826,840 Soon my father, your boy will go to America! 303 002826,840 -- 002829,640 Come down, I won’t harm you. 304 002829,640 -- 002837,160 What do you say Speak louder, I can’t hear you! What 305 002837,160 -- 002840,232 Oh god! My son! 306 002844,240 -- 002848,040 So. Are you feeling better 307 002848,040 -- 002852,720 - God! - What’s up - My son is going to jump down! 308 002852,720 -- 002858,240 - He won’t jump, he wants to go to America. - It’s an obsession! 309 002858,240 -- 002904,120 - Since when - More than 10 years ago. 310 002904,120 -- 002907,520 Since the German occupation! 311 002907,520 -- 002912,480 Do you remember those bad times 312 002912,480 -- 002917,080 Every night I had to lock him in his room to avoid further problems. 313 002917,080 -- 002920,152 - One night... TELEPHONE RINGING 314 002926,200 -- 002928,720 - Hello - Dad, it’s Nando. 315 002928,720 -- 002933,120 You should be in your room! You scoundrel! 316 002933,120 -- 002940,080 I am with the junkyard. We are arranging our plan. 317 002940,080 -- 002942,036 Let me see. 318 002942,960 -- 002949,520 It’s time. Behind me there’s my band. 319 002949,520 -- 002956,320 - What are you doing - One day you’ll realize and be proud of me. 320 002956,320 -- 002959,560 I can’t tell now, 321 002959,560 -- 003003,360 but I am organizing something that will be known allover the world. 322 003003,360 -- 003009,240 Really Take care, dear, you’re the only son we have. 323 003009,240 -- 003018,194 Goodbye, dad, I must go. Say hi to mamy. 324 003022,360 -- 003027,760 - Augusto, what’s up - Once my son was a child, 325 003027,760 -- 003031,400 - now he is a man. - What he’s going to do 326 003031,400 -- 003037,800 He can’t tell on the phone. Maybe it’s something dangerous, 327 003037,800 -- 003041,560 but good for the Country. Something heroic! 328 003041,560 -- 003043,516 JAZZ MUSIC 329 003108,840 -- 003112,760 As soon as the Americans will be here, we’ll go to Broadway! 330 003112,760 -- 003115,720 - O.K. Boys - (TOGETHER) O.K.! 331 003115,720 -- 003119,520 - If we should wait for the Americans, then we go in 2000! - Shut up. 332 003119,520 -- 003123,035 They’re outside! (IN AMERICAN) One, two, three! 333 003127,680 -- 003130,240 SPEAKING IN GERMAN 334 003147,640 -- 003150,598 ORDERS IN GERMAN 335 003156,320 -- 003159,630 The American were outside, weren’t they 336 003201,760 -- 003204,115 PLANE NOISE 337 003209,240 -- 003214,920 1,2,3,4,5! 338 003214,920 -- 003220,120 You always say they’re bombing the Comando, but they’re getting close to us. 339 003220,120 -- 003223,120 Shut up! Shut up! 340 003223,120 -- 003226,600 They know what to do! The Americans are unfailing! 341 003226,600 -- 003229,114 The planes are pointing and... 342 003231,360 -- 003237,720 - And bombing us! - Did they bombed us They did! 343 003237,720 -- 003240,040 ORDER IN GERMAN 344 003240,040 -- 003242,400 Yes, ass-hole. 345 003242,400 -- 003247,560 I didn’t mean in a bad way... 346 003247,560 -- 003252,120 They won’t win this war, they can’t master the language. 347 003252,120 -- 003255,920 On the contrary, the Americans... Zac! 348 003255,920 -- 003300,800 - The Americans are three km away. - Yes, since three months ago! 349 003300,800 -- 003305,280 They are taking their time, waiting. 350 003305,280 -- 003309,680 Since I can master the language, when they will arrive, 351 003309,680 -- 003314,440 - I won’t have any problems. - Can you speak the language - Sure. 352 003314,440 -- 003318,040 SINGING IN UNINTELLIGIBLE AMERICAN 353 003318,040 -- 003322,040 Nothing... ass-hole. 354 003322,040 -- 003327,480 - These are silly songs. - Silly songs I can translate... 355 003327,480 -- 003330,760 SPEAKING FAKE AMERICAN 356 003330,760 -- 003334,840 - Tonight you must come at Tullio’s place. - Who’s he 357 003334,840 -- 003337,720 The radio-technical they caught because he got a radio. 358 003337,720 -- 003341,400 - He made an other one. - To hear voices from America - Yes. 359 003341,400 -- 003344,358 - The Jazz! - What jazz, you stupid! 360 003345,520 -- 003350,200 - Tullio wants to talk to the Americans. - Really - Yes. 361 003350,200 -- 003354,880 - Tonight will go at Tullio’s. - Ok. 362 003354,880 -- 003357,030 Here is he! Joe! 363 003357,200 -- 003402,040 Joe, I am here! Santi Bailor is here! 364 003402,040 -- 003405,360 Bomb the Headquarters! 365 003405,360 -- 003410,832 Bomb the Headquarters like in American movies. 1,2,3,4,5! 366 003413,680 -- 003417,520 - WOW! - We got it again. 367 003417,520 -- 003422,360 No, mistake of seven instead of five. 368 003422,360 -- 003429,311 What’s going on with Germany! Joe, you are great! 369 003431,040 -- 003433,793 ORDERS IN GERMAN 370 003450,120 -- 003452,076 Cicalone! 371 003454,840 -- 003458,116 - Cicalone, wow... - Ssshh! 372 003459,040 -- 003503,280 - Tullio, we have an interpreter. - He’s an American prisoner. 373 003503,280 -- 003510,760 SPEAKING FAKE AMERICAN - I do not understand anything. 374 003510,760 -- 003513,593 - (NANDO) Radio. - Yes, radio! 375 003517,600 -- 003524,320 - I MADE this tool in three months. - Three months. 376 003524,320 -- 003526,160 - Lot of work. - Little valve 377 003526,160 -- 003530,960 - Yes, 4 valves. - Four. 378 003530,960 -- 003539,038 - Stuff stolen in camp toilets. - Water closet! 379 003539,280 -- 003543,840 - Swiped away. - SWIPED AWAY! - He got it! 380 003543,840 -- 003548,994 Wow! You completely robbed those poor Germans! 381 003549,640 -- 003552,320 - Who are you - Who am I 382 003552,320 -- 003557,640 - You are not American! - Don’t bother me, I am Santi Bailor! 383 003557,640 -- 003601,240 I’ve been blocked by a German monster. 384 003601,240 -- 003605,520 I will talk to the Americans because I can master the language. 385 003605,520 -- 003608,239 - Hello, America - Sshh! 386 003613,040 -- 003616,800 - Santi Bailor Corporation speaking. - That’s not a joke! 387 003616,800 -- 003622,280 I am not joking! I can talk because I can master the language. 388 003622,280 -- 003624,480 - One moment! - What’s up 389 003624,480 -- 003627,995 - I’ve something for you. - For me What is it 390 003628,240 -- 003634,120 - Take this. - Thanks, what should I do with this wire 391 003634,120 -- 003636,600 - It’s the wire of the radio. - The radio 392 003636,600 -- 003642,160 Yes, you should plug it into the power cable. 393 003642,160 -- 003646,360 - Me - Yes. - Santi Bailor 394 003646,360 -- 003650,880 I am going out, roll on the ground, grope like a snail... 395 003650,880 -- 003654,720 - Mind the Germans, they are shooting. - At me 396 003654,720 -- 003700,033 - If they see you. - The Germans To Santi Bailor 397 003700,600 -- 003703,000 - Is it an heroic act - Sure. 398 003703,000 -- 003705,389 - I am going. - Go. - I am going. 399 003705,720 -- 003707,756 - Do you want to go - Go! 400 003709,640 -- 003713,200 WHISTLING MARINES ANTHEM 401 003713,200 -- 003718,797 - Three months of work! Who is he - Don’t worry. 402 003720,080 -- 003725,040 The snail’s gonna plug the wire into the power cable. 403 003725,040 -- 003728,430 Where’s the cable Here it is. 404 003731,960 -- 003734,918 LOUD SPEAKER WHISTLE 405 003740,880 -- 003743,040 I unplug everything. 406 003743,040 -- 003746,555 There it is. Gosh! 407 003747,160 -- 003752,720 There, it must be you. Gosh, the shock! 408 003752,720 -- 003754,915 GERMAN SPEAKING 409 003800,600 -- 003807,800 - Mission accomplished. - We should be on their same radio signal. 410 003807,800 -- 003813,600 Tell them that the German Santabarbara is under the Red Cross curtains. 411 003813,600 -- 003816,360 - Can they hear me - Sure. 412 003816,360 -- 003821,720 WHISTLE - (FROM LOUDSPEAKER) Can they hear me 413 003821,720 -- 003828,360 America, can you hear me Santi Bailor speaking. America, can you hear me 414 003828,360 -- 003831,560 - Yes, but you must transmit in American. - O.K. 415 003831,560 -- 003832,840 America, listen this. 416 003832,840 -- 003835,798 UNINTELLIGIBLE AMERICAN 417 003839,840 -- 003844,120 Put a towel on your head, or they can see the light from outside. 418 003844,120 -- 003849,831 UNINTELLIGIBLE AMERICAN 419 003857,080 -- 003858,720 SIRENE 420 003858,720 -- 003903,600 The alarm! The Americans are coming! Our guys are arriving! 421 003903,600 -- 003908,400 Finally! 422 003908,400 -- 003910,960 Let’s go toward the Headquarters. 423 003910,960 -- 003916,880 Block them here until we are back. 424 003916,880 -- 003919,030 You COMPRESCION ATTENDESCION. 425 003932,960 -- 003936,714 NANDO SINGS MARINES ANTHEM 426 003946,080 -- 003949,959 HE PRETENDS TO SING IN GERMAN 427 003954,640 -- 003958,280 Master, the Iron Pact There is the Axis! 428 003958,280 -- 004002,080 Let’s cheer to victory! Let’s forget! 429 004002,080 -- 004004,435 PRETENDS TO SING IN GERMAN 430 004005,480 -- 004007,550 I was cheering to victory. 431 004023,040 -- 004029,240 What happened Master! Where are you going 432 004029,240 -- 004033,640 My god! They are going to kill me! 433 004033,640 -- 004035,480 Damn! 434 004035,480 -- 004040,395 God, I am scared! My blood’s running cold! 435 004100,320 -- 004106,320 We need to find a solution. They want to kill me, Adolfo. 436 004106,320 -- 004109,000 You must help me, the world is little, we’ll meet again. 437 004109,000 -- 004112,310 My father is a Post officer, you might need him one day. 438 004133,280 -- 004138,832 I am scared! 439 004142,880 -- 004145,030 Let me go! 440 004151,600 -- 004157,038 - (IN AMERICAN) Well - A hug! I take a cigar. 441 004203,080 -- 004208,800 In the American movies, when somebody gets into his office, he grabs a cigar. 442 004208,800 -- 004211,553 AMERICAN SPEAKING 443 004222,800 -- 004225,680 What is he saying 444 004225,680 -- 004231,280 You are guilty of sabotage, of espionage 445 004231,280 -- 004234,000 and opposition to the American troops. 446 004234,000 -- 004237,276 You are condemned to execution. 447 004238,080 -- 004241,240 - Execution Who - You. 448 004241,240 -- 004243,196 Me 449 004243,840 -- 004247,960 Are you kidding You are kidding! 450 004247,960 -- 004255,440 You kidding! Tell him! You are my friend! 451 004255,440 -- 004301,680 Master, I’ve been a scout, I climbed mountains. 452 004301,680 -- 004306,680 I had scarlet fever for three years. 453 004306,680 -- 004312,000 I am full of blisters. Look. Are you kidding 454 004312,000 -- 004315,920 I am Fred Astaire’s friend. Do you know him 455 004315,920 -- 004319,240 They call me the Italian Gene Kelly. 456 004319,240 -- 004323,680 If I hadn’t been that sick! Look, this is my show... 457 004323,680 -- 004325,636 SINGING IN FAKE AMERICAN 458 004328,000 -- 004333,279 I can’t make a pirouette because my blood’s getting cold. 459 004339,120 -- 004343,477 Send him to the criminal asylum in Antwerp. 460 004401,520 -- 004405,718 - Nando, what are you doing up there - He’s up there! 461 004406,880 -- 004410,320 - Are you his girlfriend - No, we just had sex. 462 004410,320 -- 004413,640 - Ah! - He was singing all the time and didn’t want to marry me. 463 004413,640 -- 004416,154 Singing He’s dancing now! 464 004416,280 -- 004420,440 - Nando, wait! - Witless. Stupid! 465 004420,440 -- 004424,069 Keep them away! 466 004425,280 -- 004429,720 You poltroon, you fainted! 467 004429,720 -- 004433,600 - Is he going to get hurt, if he falls - No, he will die. 468 004433,600 -- 004436,400 - You distract him. - Nando, can you see me 469 004436,400 -- 004441,680 - Come down, funny guy! - Nando, come down. 470 004441,680 -- 004447,440 Look in what conditions is your love, on top of the Colosseum! 471 004447,440 -- 004450,840 Go away, I don’t want to see you anymore. 472 004450,840 -- 004454,920 That’s not my fault if you are up there, is it 473 004454,920 -- 004500,240 This is family business. Please, distract him. 474 004500,240 -- 004505,720 - Nando, come down! - No! I won’t. 475 004505,720 -- 004507,880 You are my only love. 476 004507,880 -- 004511,600 - He’s my only love. - That’s family business. 477 004511,600 -- 004517,480 I don’t like that movies guy, he’s a peasant. 478 004517,480 -- 004522,920 I don’t like! How nice of you! 479 004522,920 -- 004526,080 Damn you and the peasant! 480 004526,080 -- 004531,160 Today he’s a peasant, yesterday he was Gedeone, 481 004531,160 -- 004534,320 the man with lion’s paws. 482 004534,320 -- 004539,030 Nothing! I don’t believe you! 483 004543,360 -- 004546,920 - Well - It’s Nando’s fault if they won’t let me in 484 004546,920 -- 004551,080 into the governor’s house. I am their servant. 485 004551,080 -- 004555,280 Last Sunday he brought me home too late. 486 004555,280 -- 004558,880 Nando wanted to go to Ostia, to the beach. 487 004558,880 -- 004604,398 He came with his motorbike and scared me. 488 004605,240 -- 004609,960 - Nando, not so fast! - Elvy, look Silver Dart. 489 004609,960 -- 004613,200 This is my racing car! 490 004613,200 -- 004617,320 - Did you steal it - No, the sheriff of Kansas City sold it to me, 491 004617,320 -- 004620,560 the one working at the junkyard. 492 004620,560 -- 004625,160 With this card don’t I look like a POLIS street 493 004625,160 -- 004628,311 - Stop it! - Aahh! 494 004633,760 -- 004636,320 Did I scare you 495 004637,080 -- 004642,438 - See you at San Diego. Bye! - I am coming down! 496 004646,160 -- 004651,600 - What’s going on over there - None of your business! 497 004651,600 -- 004654,160 A truck is blocking the way to an American car! 498 004654,160 -- 004659,393 - I’ll take care! - None of your business. - That’s my job. 499 004705,400 -- 004710,269 Hello, Joe. I will let you pass. 500 004715,680 -- 004719,960 - Stay away, dwarf! - Dwarf 501 004719,960 -- 004723,680 - Let’s go! - What do you want Who are you 502 004723,680 -- 004727,760 - Santi Bailor from the police of Kansas City! - Who cares! 503 004727,760 -- 004736,236 - Let me pass. - I can’t! - Don’t bother. Go! 504 004736,680 -- 004739,513 - We’ll meet again! - Come on! 505 004742,840 -- 004746,196 VOICES OVERLAPPING 506 004752,720 -- 004754,392 Hold on! 507 004757,440 -- 004800,034 - Hold on! - Crazy! 508 004812,480 -- 004815,358 CAMAN, CAMAN, Help America! 509 004815,960 -- 004822,400 I made him a favor and now he will be my friend forever. 510 004822,400 -- 004824,356 You want me dead! 511 004837,840 -- 004842,600 - Come on, don’t waste time. - Calm down, Elvy! 512 004842,600 -- 004850,200 We are lucky because we know two Americans. They’re from Washington. 513 004850,200 -- 004853,040 SPEAKING IN FAKE AMERICAN 514 004853,040 -- 004857,880 Wow, what a car! Silver dart! 515 004857,880 -- 004902,908 Yes, sir. Kansas City Police. 516 004908,360 -- 004910,316 You no UNDERSTAND American. 517 004913,040 -- 004920,760 I get it. There are women here, Calm down. 518 004920,760 -- 004922,113 Fish. 519 004923,520 -- 004925,520 Wow, you’re so ugly! 520 004925,520 -- 004932,039 I get it, fish! You want to eat fish. 521 004934,240 -- 004938,000 You want river fish. I am going to explain to you. 522 004938,000 -- 004940,480 Hurry up, don’t be stupid! 523 004940,480 -- 004946,880 ATTENSCION. You take your STRIT, you can’t get WRONG. 524 004946,880 -- 004948,108 All right 525 004952,560 -- 004955,440 In that LOCALITESCION there is Osteria dello Zozzetto. 526 004955,440 -- 004958,159 Don’t turn right, there is Maranella ravine. 527 005002,440 -- 005008,754 SUMMARIESCION. You follow your MEN and can’t get there WRONG. 528 005011,880 -- 005017,240 In that LOCALITESCION there is Osteria dello Zozzetto. 529 005017,240 -- 005022,880 Thanks, but I am working. Kansas City policemen don’t smoke. 530 005022,880 -- 005030,160 O.K. Don’t turn right, there is the Maranella ravine. 531 005030,160 -- 005034,915 - Stop being silly, let’s go. - O.K. 532 005039,720 -- 005041,440 Not on the right! 533 005041,440 -- 005045,592 American, why did you turn right 534 005047,160 -- 005049,310 ATTENSCION! 535 005051,160 -- 005055,280 There is the Maranella RAVINE! He wants to die! 536 005055,280 -- 005100,229 - Let’s go, they will arrest you for culpable homicide. - Shut up! 537 005105,360 -- 005108,113 WHEELS SCREECH 538 005108,440 -- 005114,276 We lost the American. American! 539 005115,360 -- 005117,669 SIRENE 540 005123,120 -- 005127,000 American, I am here! 541 005127,000 -- 005129,958 AMERICAN SPEAKING 542 005135,160 -- 005138,914 You DED Are you dead, American 543 005144,720 -- 005147,840 - That’s serious! - The American is stuck! 544 005147,840 -- 005153,320 - Let’s go! - No, I already realized about the disaster. 545 005153,320 -- 005156,880 That’s the typical disaster of American movies. 546 005156,880 -- 005159,075 American, I am coming! 547 005200,400 -- 005206,960 What do you want I am having a snack. 548 005206,960 -- 005211,160 Don’t worry walrus, I will rescue you. 549 005211,160 -- 005213,116 AMERICAN SPEAKING 550 005220,880 -- 005222,836 AMERICAN SPEAKING 551 005224,040 -- 005226,474 I can’t understand, what do you want 552 005226,680 -- 005229,760 Some music I`ll cheer you up, American. 553 005229,760 -- 005231,796 SINGING UNINTELLIGIBLE AMERICAN 554 005234,160 -- 005237,840 Damn American! Are you an animal 555 005237,840 -- 005241,628 You bite American, I can beat you on James Cagney’s way! 556 005243,680 -- 005245,680 I got you, American. 557 005245,680 -- 005248,880 American, what’s up Wow, he’s sleeping! 558 005248,880 -- 005253,840 Ammazza, what a blow! James Cagney’s way! You’re piece of wood! 559 005253,840 -- 005256,877 Wow, what a bang! 560 005258,840 -- 005300,796 AMERICAN SPEAKING 561 005302,160 -- 005305,994 Shut up, stupid, he’s sleeping! He can’t hear you. 562 005306,240 -- 005311,394 I am going to give a call to the person in charge, American’s way! 563 005311,680 -- 005314,911 Elvy, I am going to make a call, will be back soon. 564 005317,760 -- 005319,120 Hello 565 005319,120 -- 005321,960 Hello Hello Hello 566 005321,960 -- 005325,160 That’s me, I was saying hello in American. 567 005325,160 -- 005329,915 I have great news. 568 005330,000 -- 005334,630 - I have an ace in the hole. - Ace What is he talking about 569 005334,880 -- 005339,715 (NANDO) We are witness of a great crash. 570 005340,600 -- 005345,040 Location Maranella ravine. Yes, Maranella ravine. 571 005345,040 -- 005350,400 Hello An American guy has a foot stuck under the car. 572 005350,400 -- 005355,840 Yes, that’s great. I’ll keep him until you arrive! 573 005355,840 -- 005359,960 Tell the press, the media, BBC, CCD, DDT, 574 005359,960 -- 005404,480 the storyteller, the ice-cream man, the carousel, set a party! 575 005404,480 -- 005409,713 The true ace in the hole! Wow, what a ace in the hole! 576 005411,080 -- 005416,400 Sure, we’ll bring the cameras, the media, the nuts seller. 577 005416,400 -- 005421,240 Maranella Ravine I will personally take care about the DDT. 578 005421,240 -- 005424,516 Don’t worry, goodbye. 579 005425,600 -- 005428,160 - Nando! - Wow, what a blow! 580 005428,280 -- 005431,080 Did you abandon them You should stay here! 581 005431,080 -- 005435,680 The policeman is at home, you will go to jail! 582 005435,680 -- 005441,000 - No problems, i know what to do. - I saw the police! 583 005441,000 -- 005442,956 SIRENE 584 005444,400 -- 005447,960 No police, this is the Red Cross! 585 005447,960 -- 005451,077 - They are taking away the American! - The American 586 005451,160 -- 005453,600 There inside Are they taking away the American 587 005453,600 -- 005456,990 Damn, they took away the American! 588 005502,160 -- 005506,760 (NURSE) Don’t move, it’s worse! Don’t worry! 589 005506,760 -- 005510,880 - They took away the American! - The police! Can you hear the sirens 590 005510,880 -- 005515,560 - The police! They are after me! - Let’s go! 591 005515,560 -- 005519,394 Come on, darling, let’s find a shelter. They won’t have me! 592 005522,600 -- 005526,991 - Don’t worry, we bring you to Rome. - Let’s give him some wine. 593 005527,680 -- 005532,160 Did you see a young guy dressed like a policeman 594 005532,160 -- 005536,400 We are after him too! Look what he did to my aunt! 595 005536,400 -- 005538,840 - Alright. - Wait! 596 005538,840 -- 005544,120 - If we find him, it is our duty to keep him! - Thanks. 597 005544,120 -- 005549,672 - It could be the motorbike of that crazy guy. - Yes, we are close. Look that way. 598 005551,360 -- 005555,120 - Come, auntie, let’s go. - Even the police is after him! 599 005555,120 -- 005600,120 - I wonder what did he do! - If I catch him, 600 005600,120 -- 005602,918 he’ll see...! Let’s go! 601 005604,520 -- 005606,120 There he is! 602 005606,120 -- 005608,040 Shut up, they’re after me. 603 005608,040 -- 005610,040 The dwarf! 604 005610,040 -- 005611,996 OVERLAPPING VOICES 605 005627,080 -- 005629,150 SIRENES 606 005647,280 -- 005650,080 - There he is! - Try to catch him. 607 005650,080 -- 005653,440 - Better to talk to him again. - Get down! 608 005653,440 -- 005655,600 No, do you have a passport 609 005655,600 -- 005700,480 Go up! Follow him! Damned you! 610 005700,480 -- 005705,110 - (NANDO) Do you have the passport - You, quick! 611 005705,920 -- 005707,876 Where are you going 612 005709,200 -- 005711,555 Is it raining 613 005713,600 -- 005716,200 - Damn! - Stop! 614 005716,200 -- 005718,920 Wow! 615 005718,920 -- 005723,920 - Why did you stop Get up! - He spits! 616 005723,920 -- 005729,074 Who cares! Get up! 617 005729,600 -- 005734,320 Stop being silly! 618 005734,320 -- 005740,800 Calm down! I defend myself within the limits of democracy. 619 005740,800 -- 005742,756 I use harmless weapons. 620 005744,440 -- 005746,960 Stop it! 621 005746,960 -- 005749,120 - Are you a real reporter - Sure. 622 005749,120 -- 005752,120 - Are you going to write my name on the news - Sure. 623 005752,120 -- 005757,353 Write down Pellacchioni Romolo... di Pasquale. 624 005758,080 -- 005759,991 Pel-lac-chio-ni. 625 005800,840 -- 005804,560 As I told you, when the history with the German was over, 626 005804,560 -- 005808,348 Nando started again about his obsession. 627 005808,960 -- 005812,480 He tried to find a way to go to America. 628 005812,480 -- 005814,869 He had a great idea. 629 005815,320 -- 005821,475 He started to work with me in a place full of Americans. 630 005822,200 -- 005825,272 All right O.K. 631 005825,560 -- 005830,156 They are always happy, they laugh... 632 005831,320 -- 005832,799 They are NICE. 633 005846,640 -- 005848,596 Cicalone, come here. 634 005849,960 -- 005854,112 An American woman keeps on starting at me. 635 005854,200 -- 005859,320 This is my moment, I will marry an American. Go away. 636 005900,160 -- 005902,116 SINGING 637 005906,240 -- 005908,470 (IN AMERICAN) It’s wonderful! 638 005925,400 -- 005926,960 Nice. 639 005926,960 -- 005930,396 Wonderful girl, I was waiting for you. 640 005931,920 -- 005934,800 - (IN AMERICAN) Perfect. - Yes. 641 005934,800 -- 005938,634 I’ve been waiting you for 30 years. AMERICAN faerie. 642 005939,720 -- 005941,720 My faerie. 643 005941,720 -- 005947,680 Cicalone, she’s touching me! I feel like dying! 644 005947,680 -- 005952,435 You are Chinese! Who cares, an American Chinese! 645 005953,160 -- 005957,676 Where will you take me To Kansas City You’re lucky! 646 010002,160 -- 010003,149 I can master the buffalo! 647 010008,360 -- 010012,797 I’ll break your neck! Yes, dear, tell to daddy! 648 010014,280 -- 010016,919 - No. - (IN AMERICAN) Why not 649 010018,120 -- 010019,760 No! Even if you would die! 650 010019,760 -- 010021,716 (IN AMERICAN) You are the right guy for my friend. - Why not 651 010028,800 -- 010032,315 I am joking, just to make you jealous. 652 010033,600 -- 010039,550 Look at my package! 653 010046,160 -- 010049,197 Do you want a watch You are so expensive! All right! 654 010051,000 -- 010055,471 Molly Brooke PANT. Is it your name What are these 655 010058,200 -- 010059,640 10.000 liras I’ll keep them on my heart. 656 010059,640 -- 010103,792 - (IN AMERICAN) Tomorrow at 5. - I’ve been waiting you for 30 years! 657 010105,400 -- 010108,153 Good-bye, Molly. Good-bye, Brooke! 658 010109,200 -- 010111,634 Cicalone, hurry up! 659 010112,360 -- 010117,309 I knew! This is because I can master the language. 660 010117,600 -- 010120,800 Molly Brooke PANT, it means panther. 661 010120,800 -- 010125,120 - Did the panther gave these to you - Per arrange the MARRIOT. I will marry her. 662 010125,120 -- 010129,800 I will buy a big America hat to fit into the American family. 663 010129,800 -- 010133,031 Cicalone, we just looked at each other and... 664 010133,280 -- 010135,589 I fulminated the panther. 665 010141,360 -- 010145,480 Finally! Water has been coming out for 4 days! 666 010145,480 -- 010150,520 We called at least 40 times! A pipe is leaking in that closet. 667 010150,520 -- 010152,840 - A pipe is leaking - Yes. - Who cares! 668 010152,840 -- 010157,960 - Aren’t you a plumber - Did you see any tools 669 010157,960 -- 010200,520 - I am a client! - Excuse me. 670 010201,600 -- 010204,440 Young man, go away. For today it’s enough. 671 010204,440 -- 010209,800 This is Mr Cicalone, he is qualified. 672 010209,800 -- 010212,640 Excuse me, do you need anything 673 010212,640 -- 010220,040 I am going to marry an American woman, I need everything. 674 010220,040 -- 010223,350 I understand...football pools. 675 010225,560 -- 010229,760 Football pools I don’t like him, he doesn’t look American. 676 010229,760 -- 010235,120 - Then you would spend the 10.000 liras. - Cicalone, shut up! 677 010235,120 -- 010239,880 The 10.000 liras are an advance! When she will marry me... 678 010239,880 -- 010245,520 - Are you sure she will do that - She has to! 679 010245,520 -- 010249,600 Because of the Kansas City nuptial bond! 680 010249,600 -- 010252,680 I don’t want to end it up like in Roman Holidays. 681 010252,680 -- 010257,760 A weird princess meets PEKKE at the Roman Forum, 682 010257,760 -- 010301,640 she kisses him all night long and than she abandons him. 683 010301,640 -- 010305,030 But you can’t abandon Santi Bailor, you marry him! 684 010305,320 -- 010309,000 She will take this proud guy and will move him to Kansas City. 685 010309,000 -- 010314,800 Our last creations. We can offer you very nice things. 686 010314,800 -- 010320,160 Popelyne, rayon, very nice things. 687 010320,160 -- 010323,720 - Last arrivals from Paris. - What about from Massachusetts Kansas City 688 010323,720 -- 010327,640 - We don’t have clients over there. - Then I don’t like that stuff. 689 010327,640 -- 010329,880 I wanted to show some models.. 690 010329,880 -- 010334,440 I need American stuff, big hats, big clothes, 691 010334,440 -- 010337,720 You don’t need the rope, the mask and the revolvers. 692 010337,720 -- 010341,680 - I need that kind of stuff. - But we don’t have that! 693 010341,680 -- 010345,720 Are you joking We don’t have that stuff! 694 010345,720 -- 010348,200 - (NANDO) I don’t need it! - Take off your hands! 695 010348,200 -- 010351,840 - My magazines! I want American stuff! - Go away! 696 010351,840 -- 010355,389 I am going to marry an American girl! 697 010357,880 -- 010400,838 OVERLAPPING AMERICAN VOICES 698 010403,840 -- 010406,798 Hello! Please, where’s Molly Brooke 699 010409,280 -- 010412,000 (NANDO) Shall I go on 700 010412,000 -- 010417,160 Wow, nice place! Typical house of American movies! 701 010417,160 -- 010420,391 American house, Italian spouse. 702 010426,600 -- 010429,400 Molly Brooke. Molly Brooke. 703 010429,400 -- 010433,400 - (IN AMERICAN) Who are you - Santi Bailor from Kansas City. 704 010433,400 -- 010436,160 I am here for Molly Brooke. 705 010436,160 -- 010439,160 Look at the big hat for the great occasion... 706 010439,160 -- 010441,920 You don’t care at all! 707 010441,920 -- 010444,880 Is it the atomic bomb box 708 010444,880 -- 010447,314 I can here the... TBC... 709 010448,040 -- 010451,080 Wow, are you a porcupine 710 010451,080 -- 010454,080 Is it some sort of a message 711 010454,080 -- 010455,600 MUSIC 712 010455,600 -- 010457,875 This is a musical! 713 010500,720 -- 010503,917 O.K., where ia Molly Brooke 714 010506,240 -- 010510,160 I would like to meet Molly Brooke’s parents... 715 010510,160 -- 010513,560 Empty glasses This is an insult! 716 010513,560 -- 010516,000 An empty glass to Santi Bailor 717 010516,000 -- 010519,840 I will fill it up! Free drinks! 718 010519,840 -- 010524,120 They are going to be really drunk! What a drink! 719 010524,120 -- 010527,078 FAKE AMERICAN 720 010527,840 -- 010530,160 Why are you taking it away 721 010530,160 -- 010533,440 - AMERICAN TALKING. - (NANDO) Doctor Jekyll 722 010533,440 -- 010535,480 - AMERICAN TALKING. - (NANDO) I will kill you! 723 010535,480 -- 010539,480 - AMERICAN TALKING. - (NANDO) Did you draw squares 724 010539,480 -- 010544,960 (NANDO) I was drawing that at basis school... 725 010544,960 -- 010548,320 - AMERICAN TALKING. - I have thrown them away. 726 010548,320 -- 010554,040 - No! - Doctor Jekyll, I will follow you on the roof! 727 010554,040 -- 010557,280 (NANDO) Your hair are following on your forehead! 728 010557,280 -- 010603,280 - (IN AMERICAN) There you are! - Hello, Molly! - He’s my man. 729 010603,280 -- 010606,120 See Your boy is here. 730 010606,120 -- 010609,680 What are you doing, Molly The long hair guy costs me 10.000 liras! 731 010609,680 -- 010613,150 Who are these people Molly, I will spank you! 732 010613,240 -- 010618,189 NANDO SPEAKS FAKE AMERICAN MOLLY ANSWERS IN AMERICAN 733 010620,520 -- 010625,360 - I am joking. - They are Molly’s friends. 734 010625,360 -- 010629,600 - They came here to greet the POPE. - Are they pilgrims 735 010629,600 -- 010632,040 - Molly’s POPE. - Her father! 736 010632,040 -- 010636,920 Hello! This is Santi Bailor from Kansas City. 737 010636,920 -- 010641,040 Calm down, I am a good man! 738 010641,040 -- 010643,760 That was love at first sight! 739 010643,760 -- 010647,720 I am a good guy, my father is an officer at the Post office. 740 010647,720 -- 010649,676 AMERICAN SPEAKING 741 010653,400 -- 010656,358 UNINTELLIGIBLE AMERICAN 742 010700,640 -- 010702,360 What did he say 743 010702,360 -- 010705,560 - When everybody is leaving... - Everybody! 744 010705,560 -- 010708,836 You will do...a good job. 745 010709,560 -- 010714,480 Bertuccia, no need to tell me. I know what to do. 746 010714,480 -- 010719,840 - Is daddy leaving too - No, he wants to see. He pays. 747 010719,840 -- 010723,840 He wants to see what his daughter has learnt. 748 010723,840 -- 010727,360 Molly so gentle, so shy. 749 010727,360 -- 010731,478 Can’t do anything in front of the other people. 750 010734,440 -- 010739,120 - What do you mean - What could you do 751 010739,120 -- 010742,920 Bertuccia, I can put you in jail. You dirty man! 752 010742,920 -- 010745,912 you and Dr Jekyll will go to jail! 753 010746,440 -- 010751,600 I will tear all your hair off! 754 010751,600 -- 010753,989 You dirty! 755 010806,800 -- 010809,155 AMERICAN TALKING 756 010829,520 -- 010831,397 (IN AMERICAN) Take off your clothes. 757 010834,640 -- 010839,111 - Take them off! - Darling, look into my eyes. 758 010839,280 -- 010843,320 When you invited me here, 759 010843,320 -- 010845,520 what were you thinking 760 010845,520 -- 010848,751 - (IN AMERICAN) I don’t understand. - What 761 010849,520 -- 010854,560 Who do you think I am I read the news! 762 010854,560 -- 010858,960 I can’t allow strange things happening in my house! 763 010858,960 -- 010904,080 First you marry me and then I will ``clear away`` everything. 764 010904,080 -- 010907,038 Everybody! 765 010907,360 -- 010909,794 I am going to drink a... Kansas City drink. 766 010910,080 -- 010912,878 And start to be the boss, right now! 767 010914,680 -- 010919,920 Finally I am... Nobody’s going to move me away! 768 010919,920 -- 010922,240 Wow, what a place! 769 010922,240 -- 010926,520 Since you looked me with those Chinese little eyes, 770 010926,520 -- 010930,600 I noticed that you kept a mysterious desire. 771 010930,600 -- 010932,600 But, like in the American movies, 772 010932,600 -- 010936,440 I take my pillow and go to sleep in the hallway. 773 010936,440 -- 010940,120 AMERICAN SPEAKING - Don’t touch me. Calm down! 774 010940,120 -- 010944,040 I won’t get naked in this place for no reason at all! 775 010944,040 -- 010947,360 I get naked only when I take a bath! 776 010947,360 -- 010950,520 First you got to marry me, and see the priest with the big necktie! 777 010950,520 -- 010953,478 SINGING WEDDING TUNE - Aaah! 778 010955,720 -- 010958,154 I’m joking. 779 011005,600 -- 011007,556 He’s got a crisis. - Daddy! 780 011010,280 -- 011015,912 You’re paid to work with my daughter, take off your clothes! 781 011018,560 -- 011023,080 I suspect you’re not the father, but just a pander! 782 011023,080 -- 011026,160 - Take off your clothes! - Do you want to fight 783 011026,160 -- 011029,080 I am not armed. 784 011029,080 -- 011032,038 SPEAKING UNINTELLIGIBLE AMERICAN 785 011041,440 -- 011043,396 BLOW 786 011046,480 -- 011049,438 (IN AMERICAN) I had to do that. - Take off his clothes! 787 011143,520 -- 011147,718 The tramp! Doctor Jekyll! Where am I 788 011148,000 -- 011151,356 Shit...! 789 011151,480 -- 011153,436 AMERICAN SPEAKING 790 011157,760 -- 011201,880 I am naked! I am naked! 791 011201,880 -- 011205,880 They got Santi Bailor naked! 792 011205,880 -- 011210,040 They got me naked in the house of sin! 793 011210,040 -- 011215,751 I got naked only in the pool! You dirty! 794 011215,920 -- 011219,595 Did you take pictures of me 795 011219,840 -- 011225,597 Dirty! Go away, you pander! 796 011226,240 -- 011229,000 You want to make postcards with Santi Bailor naked 797 011229,000 -- 011233,760 You will go to jail! I’ll see you in the court! 798 011233,760 -- 011235,910 OVERLAPPING VOICES 799 011239,080 -- 011242,960 (IN AMERICAN) Police, can you come to via Margutta 800 011242,960 -- 011248,480 It’s the body of evidence, it’s the naked body of Nando Mericoni! 801 011248,480 -- 011251,711 I am going out and... 802 011252,640 -- 011255,108 (NANDO) Open the door, you dirty! 803 011257,920 -- 011258,680 Police... 804 011258,680 -- 011301,920 You suck! Open! 805 011301,920 -- 011308,075 I wanted to get out, but they tricked me. 806 011308,240 -- 011312,631 Wow, is that the ghost vessel What a mast! 807 011312,720 -- 011315,473 I am like a bird in a cage! 808 011315,920 -- 011317,876 A window! 809 011320,240 -- 011321,960 I’ll jump on the roof! 810 011321,960 -- 011326,078 Out of the roof, I will claim your shame! 811 011327,080 -- 011330,789 The sun! I am free! 812 011330,920 -- 011333,280 - Are you ready - Yes, it’s alright. 813 011333,280 -- 011336,272 We’re online in two minutes. 814 011336,680 -- 011341,993 - Goodnight, nr 1 is ok, I’ll check nr 2. - O.K.! 815 011348,920 -- 011352,720 Dad, sit down and watch Ruggero’s show. 816 011352,720 -- 011356,400 Damn! The break is the best time! 817 011356,400 -- 011401,320 Good morning, Fred Goodnight speaking. 818 011401,320 -- 011405,480 I am always looking for new shows. 819 011405,480 -- 011409,320 This time I’ve chosen for you the roofs of via Margutta. 820 011409,320 -- 011414,320 (TV) A peaceful place where the past and the future meet. 821 011414,320 -- 011419,360 There are no words to describe 822 011419,360 -- 011424,280 this show. 823 011424,280 -- 011428,280 Look what a great show. 824 011428,280 -- 011430,160 Disgusting! 825 011430,160 -- 011432,879 Out of my way, please! 826 011435,440 -- 011439,280 The artists` houses, full of colors 827 011439,280 -- 011444,720 laying in front of the majestic Trinità dei Monti. 828 011444,720 -- 011447,560 Majestic surrounded by the roman sunset. 829 011447,560 -- 011450,040 The nice little bum! 830 011450,040 -- 011451,720 Disgusting! 831 011451,720 -- 011456,840 They should always play the Rigoletto 832 011456,840 -- 011459,160 Cut off the naked man! 833 011459,160 -- 011502,640 Get away! Fred, can you hear me 834 011502,640 -- 011504,920 Change side! 835 011504,920 -- 011511,680 (TV) The colorful shades of the sunset... 836 011511,680 -- 011514,160 - Always him! - Go away! 837 011514,160 -- 011519,280 I bought this tool just to watch this garbage! 838 011520,560 -- 011526,160 We` re sorry, for technical reasons, 839 011526,160 -- 011530,040 we are forced to cut off the external shootings, 840 011530,040 -- 011533,200 but keep on following Fred speaking! 841 011533,200 -- 011538,480 We are in the house of the actress Astrid Siostron, 842 011538,480 -- 011543,920 back after the birth of her last child. 843 011543,920 -- 011547,200 Signora Siostron, anything to say 844 011547,200 -- 011552,400 Sure. I hope my Italian fans will forgive me 845 011552,400 -- 011557,920 if I didn’t act as much as promised. 846 011557,920 -- 011605,200 But I made many children. 847 011605,200 -- 011609,840 Thanks, miss. Mr Siostron... I am sorry, Mr Verdolini. 848 011609,840 -- 011612,880 Any news about your career 849 011612,880 -- 011617,237 No anticipations about my new directing. 850 011617,360 -- 011621,800 - I prefer to be considered as a happy father. - Sure. 851 011621,800 -- 011626,760 This is a good occasion to introduce you our last born. 852 011626,760 -- 011630,230 - A 8 kilos guy. - Very good, let’s see. 853 011630,440 -- 011635,760 The fans will be happy to know. 854 011635,760 -- 011639,833 You’re going to meet a beautiful 8 kilos guy... 855 011641,840 -- 011645,600 - (NANDO) Excuse me... - What’s up 856 011645,600 -- 011647,120 Cut off! 857 011647,120 -- 011649,760 I can’t, it’s stuck! 858 011649,760 -- 011652,115 Damn! 859 011700,240 -- 011702,037 Stop! 860 011708,400 -- 011711,392 Fred Buonanotte speaking! 861 011712,000 -- 011713,956 Go away! 862 011719,760 -- 011722,960 Hello One, two. One, two. 863 011722,960 -- 011724,960 It`s not working 864 011724,960 -- 011728,480 The handcuffs are ready for him! 865 011728,480 -- 011733,280 Mericoni Ferdinando, can you hear me 866 011733,280 -- 011738,360 Got it, Mericoni Ferdinando speaking . 867 011738,360 -- 011741,000 Who’s speaking there. 868 011741,000 -- 011747,840 I am a very important person, I am here to help you. 869 011747,840 -- 011752,120 If you’re coming down, I can help you to sail the ocean. 870 011752,120 -- 011754,800 I can pay your trip. 871 011754,800 -- 011803,680 Mericoni Ferdinando speaking you don’t trick me. 872 011803,680 -- 011808,435 Then I’ll send you to jail! Damn! 873 011819,640 -- 011827,360 He’s here! Let him pass, he’s American! 874 011827,360 -- 011831,040 I am the secretary of the American embassy. 875 011831,040 -- 011834,080 We are here on the ambassador’s account. 876 011834,080 -- 011839,480 Tell him we’re fixing the problem. 877 011839,480 -- 011842,160 Handcuffs are ready. 878 011842,160 -- 011844,680 - No handcuffs. - What 879 011844,680 -- 011849,200 No, I have a message on the ambassador’s account. 880 011849,200 -- 011852,560 - The ambassador - Yes. - A private message 881 011852,560 -- 011856,240 To that fucking acrobat 882 011856,240 -- 011900,680 So he won’t act crazy 883 011900,680 -- 011904,800 and to avoid political speculations, 884 011904,800 -- 011908,031 better we talk to the young man. 885 011908,400 -- 011910,120 This is the microphone. 886 011910,120 -- 011914,591 Mister Bear will talk, from the American embassy. 887 011915,560 -- 011921,520 If they are granting him a passport, I will quit. 888 011921,520 -- 011928,360 You, America! You, very America! O.K.! 889 011928,360 -- 011931,511 AMERICAN SPEAKING 890 011932,600 -- 011936,309 I am talking on the American ambassador’s account 891 011937,440 -- 011939,476 AMERICAN SPEAKING 892 011941,200 -- 011946,672 The ambassador, touched by your wish to go to America, 893 011950,200 -- 011954,432 so that you will be alive and enthusiast, 894 011958,800 -- 012002,960 is offering you a free trip, to the United States, 895 012002,960 -- 012007,160 - where you will get also a job. - O.K.! 896 012007,160 -- 012011,836 O.K., I’m coming! Fireman, help me! 897 012012,080 -- 012017,632 America! Happy ERBI for you, happy ERBI for you... 898 012017,840 -- 012019,796 AMERICAN SPEAKING 899 012036,040 -- 012041,194 With this generous action ... 900 012041,440 -- 012043,396 APPLAUSES 901 012052,080 -- 012054,036 AMERICAN SPEAKING 902 012101,240 -- 012103,800 O.K.! O.K., boy! 903 012105,840 -- 012107,796 AMERICAN SPEAKING 904 012121,000 -- 012124,720 Nando, don’t move! What’s up 905 012124,720 -- 012128,640 What are you doing 906 012128,640 -- 012131,520 Nando, what’s up 907 012131,520 -- 012135,752 One moment, Mr Mericoni, calm down. 908 012135,880 -- 012140,600 You knew that Nando’s craziness would bring out a tragedy. 909 012140,600 -- 012146,709 But maybe this is just a comedy. 910 012147,000 -- 012152,120 A farce that the fate turned into tragedy for our hero. 911 012152,120 -- 012156,440 What would have happened if the ambassador’s reporter 912 012156,440 -- 012200,194 would not have been the same one of the Maranella’s ravine, 913 012201,160 -- 012204,800 Not considering Nando his personal enemy, 914 012204,800 -- 012207,160 he would have gone into his car, 915 012207,160 -- 012209,960 giving him the nice usual speech, 916 012209,960 -- 012213,240 mentioning Abraham Lincoln, George Washington... 917 012213,240 -- 012217,280 And then Nando would have been sent to America 918 012217,280 -- 012220,716 to vent out his desires. 919 012229,360 -- 012232,400 12, 27, 98, 41. 12, 27, 98, 41. 920 012232,400 -- 012237,793 9, 8, 7, 4, 9. 8, 7, 12, 27, 98, 41. 921 012238,080 -- 012241,516 But reality is always different from dreams. 922 012241,680 -- 012247,040 But Nando’s head is wrapped up in something unusual 923 012247,040 -- 012249,998 about the real ending of this incredible event. 924 012251,160 -- 012254,840 - After 10 days, is he going to wake up - Soon, madam. 925 012254,840 -- 012259,240 - Doctor, I need a private information. - Tell me. 926 012259,240 -- 012302,800 - How long is going to last - Don’t worry. 927 012302,800 -- 012307,000 - I am paying! - I understand, just a few days. 928 012307,000 -- 012311,880 - Can we fire the waitress - You’ll never change! 929 012311,880 -- 012316,520 - Fine! Doctor, I trust you. - He’ll be home in a few days. 930 012316,520 -- 012321,560 Doctor, I am the father. Will he still act that crazy 931 012321,560 -- 012324,360 - when he’ll wake up - No, don’t worry. 932 012324,360 -- 012330,000 The shock gave him a neurosis. 933 012330,000 -- 012332,040 - Compulsory! - Forced. 934 012332,040 -- 012336,720 Won’t he think to America anymore 935 012336,720 -- 012339,917 He won’t, don’t worry. 936 012340,320 -- 012342,754 He’s waking up. 937 012351,520 -- 012355,040 - Nando, you are healed! - Moriconi! - Nando! 938 012355,040 -- 012359,477 Let him rest, can you notice how peaceful he is He’s healed. 939 012359,920 -- 012401,558 Bye, Nando. 940 012404,320 -- 012405,878 Bye, Nando. 941 012409,400 -- 012416,240 (Nando, they say you are really healed.) 942 012416,240 -- 012419,040 (Healed out of what) 943 012419,040 -- 012421,998 FAKE AMERICAN WORDS 69668