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Ukraine speaks and shows. At the microphone milf2010 /
We’ll have fun tonight. Are you ready? I can’t hear you.
Ophelia, wait! Why are you such a goat?
Come on, I don’t know anything!
I bet your dad gave you the answers. Ophelia!
Well! Well!
What is it?
It’s all right... there’ll be equations on logarithms and exhibits.
What the hell is this?
I have no idea! We, like, passed them!
So, Knucklehead, is she here for you?
Shrew!
I agree. come on.
Sit down. Quiet! Take off your coats.
Examination papers Turn it over on the phone.
What kind of moron? Hell...
Soft? Soft! I know, Molle ...
You can’t breathe before you die.
Cell phones are off-limits. Calculators, rulers and compasses, you can.
Damn, I forgot my compass!
I'll lend you!
Teacher…
Stand up! Hello-op! Get out of class!
Write further! Don't click! Let's go.
Three weeks later.
Exam results. Did not pass.
The Greatest Traveler Navigator Ever ... An Internet Navigator?
Pearls in my piggy bank.
God, Greg!
What am I? Yani too ...
What is your Yani to me! I am worried about your problems!
Mother tries, permits everything ...
That's just the point. Belt. And discipline.
That's what he lacks. You know, maybe his father ...
No need to teach me to raise a son!
His father abandoned us ... for the sake of the pro-female with the offspring!
And I am raising my son alone, without any support, and I ... I ...
Sorry.
Here. Have a drink. Will help.
And how often do you drink whiskey to your parents?
Occasionally.
Madame Mollet. The caress on Greg no longer works.
It's time to change the gingerbread to the whip.
Well mom!
Correct the deuces
while I will put your toys on eBay!
What about? What for?
At first the price will be high
but with each deuce - lower and lower.
But that won't change anything!
Yah?
Graduation is on the nose. I will not give up.
And figs with him:
We will stay with Yani for the second year.
What are you!
Do you think I'll leave you at this school?
Well, yes. And what? No?!
She promised to send her to the boarding house!
Yes, they will fuck me there in all seriousness.
- Sucks. - What did you say?
I hacked into my father's mail. They gave money for a four.
Hey. People!
I have a graduation party on Saturday!
Fausto! Fausto!
Come on, Fausto!
Fausto is a sweet pepper!
He's hot! Over the summer I fucked Karina too,
and Cindy, count it.
They will come right before the exams.
- Who? - Tickets!
Aha, dream! You can't learn eight subjects in two days.
How are you going to write a real exam?
- I'll get tickets in advance. - You are driving!
Let's start laboratory work.
Five hundred "Jews" per subject.
That is, for everything - as many as three thousand?
- Silence! - And what about grandma's inheritance?
You cho, mother will kill if I stick in there.
Silence!!
By the way, guys we have a new one.
She will study until June. Her name is Maeve ...
Bellida.
So. Open the tutorial on page 214. Lesson topic: Bosons.
She's just awesome!
Do not mind it. You have no chance. Check it out: Ukrainian student.
He wants me. I would blow ...
And whose face is not visible?
What makes you think that she wants you?
I said that I am rich!
Here's a moron.
And what is this? I wonder who she is.
What's new?
Yes. Are we in the same class?
Yes, yes. My name is Lebars.
- Maeve. - Maeve? And you are a beauty!
- Thanks. - Cool outfit. The skirt is short. I got up!
- Hey, take your hands off. - Well, what, will you? You'll like it.
Back off!
Obstinate! Like me.
I said: Fuck off, you moron.
Good to break.
Lebars, take the tow!
I'm sorry, I got something wrong.
Sorry!
You ... I'm sorry. But that's not cool.
That is, you are not cool ...
It's just that you're not being cool.
Rude!
I understand, it's all about education.
Oh, that's not what I wanted to say. You have a cool mother!
Jerk!
- You have a normal mother. - Awesome.
Yes, awesome! Forget what I said.
Wait, I'm filming.
What, Molle, show off in front of a chick?
And then what? What are you going to do?
Come on, scammers. Why are you silent? Swallowed your tongue?
Swallowed your tongue?
Fuck you!
Sorry, I pass.
What are you worth? Help him! How so?!
Maeve wants to add you as a friend.
Accept.
Relationship status: Searching.
Hey!
Thank you for standing up.
Courageous men are now rare.
I felt sorry for him. Lebars we have a sissy.
You turn me on like that! Come on, handsome!
Oh yeah baby go on!
Ah, my bandit! I'm all on fire and already wet!
What am I blowing you! Wait!
Come on, bandit! Spank me!
Try Yani!
Where is my carrot? Oh yeah! Show your pepperoni!
- Yani! - What is this bitch?
Mama!
- Greg to you. - Thanks.
Dude, something fucking happened.
Hold on guys! So, be careful. Go-go.
Christina, a circle…
Yes-yes? On!
Good evening.
Kind. Didn't know you worked here.
Yah? Have you read Greg's dossier?
Yes.
Marina, take it!
I went to ask how you are.
OK.
And Greg?
Under house arrest.
Chatted all night?
Estimate! She told me so much.
Are you like girlfriends? "Friend zone", "vest", "gay friend" ...
What? Nothing like this. We have a lot in common!
Common interests, all matters. And also, she is modest.
As I!
Of course!
Honestly! I give a tooth, she is a modest one.
So unexpected and pleasant.
- Hi Raoul! - Great!
We have a romance, like in "Titanic"!
Only DiCaprio drowned.
But first he fucked the chick!
Let's!
Dude! We're at a party!
Dude!
Modest fellow! You're in the friend zone!
And Fausto will be staring at her.
Keep it! Hold on tight!
What are you doing?
Lebars!
Chicks!
Heck! If he sees, I'm finished!
Guys, it's Yani!
Yani!
Hello my Bandit! Did you bruise your pepperoni?
Such a moron, I'm lying around!
And I liked it.
This is the worst party I've ever had.
Look who's Talking! These goats put me on YouTube!
Try Yani! Have you seen my dick?
I will never have a girlfriend.
Me too.
Come here! Don't yell! Quiet!
In short, ecstasy straight from Jamaica.
You will light up the whole evening. Fly away like hello.
Is there no weed?
Grass into the firebox. Eat cho give! Have you eaten?
From you half a dollar. Vali!
Hey! If Cho is not so, you do not know me!
Figase, Lebars is packed!
Three weeks in the park. I am a mega dealer!
Gee, mega dealer!
He has four thousand there! Enough for all exams.
Crazy? I won’t steal from him!
So he smashed my face. It will kill and not frown.
Okay, link. Get the point ready for the boarding house.
Wait, Jani!
We need these tickets. Needed.
Hey Yani Peperoni!
Get away from me!
Oh yes, Fausto! How good ... More! Fuck me!
Who is your daddy ?!
Greg? My savior! I’m looking for you everywhere.
Little pervert. Are you spying on Fausto?
Well no. I thought it was you with him.
Do you think I'm one of those girls?
I do not mind. Do what you want. Sex is okay.
Ouch, it hurts! Enough!
I saw you dancing with him.
And Fausto fucks everyone.
Ah well! Do you think I am everything?
I didn't chat with him all night.
What are you doing…
And what?
No, no, stop it.
I can't do that. You're drunk.
But no!
Wait! Come on.
I want to show you something.
The world is not divided into black and white.
There is no good, no evil ... There is everything in man.
Sartre or Spinoza said "Being determines consciousness." Understand?
Yes.
Well. Look.
I wanted to emphasize the depth of our feelings.
Art is not just pencil sketches.
or silly comics.
I am a woman among women. You understand?
Yes.
Heck…
You feel good? Like this?
Damn it!
- Baby, we're home! - Get off! Ancestors! We returned early.
- Maeve! - They will kill me!
- Why? - I was banned from driving the guys.
How many were there ?!
Hide! Do not stand in a pillar!
I'm naked!
Maeva!
Damn it!
Don't come in, Mom! You can't break in like that!
- What's happening? - Nothing!
Have you smoked weed?
No! Can't I be alone ?!
What is the noise and there is no fight?
Doesn't let me go! Got a cigarette, or what?
- I didn't smoke. - And what is left?
- Michelle! - So what? On Friday you can.
- Are you all right? - Yes mom.
"Are you so worried about London?" - No.
Moving to another country is not easy.
But this is the choice of an adult.
I'm so proud of you!
This is the best art school in Europe.
Graduates earn good money.
It's clear. Leaving, then.
Let's go together? Imagine: the two of us will just blow up London.
I'm all for it. Let's.
Probably worth a lot of money?
Twenty thousand euros ?!
And what? You would pay the same for a boarding house.
I would take a loan
and I would ask your father for the rest.
Mom, this is my future!
No. You fell in love and rush after her headlong.
Well mom! I was fond of art before her.
Comics, Greg. Comics!
Comics are the ninth art.
I was young and in love too.
The euphoria won't last forever
but in the end you know what awaits you?
Loneliness and empty bed!
Are you talking about me or yourself?
Straight enrages!
Where are you going?
Well ... Home.
Stay. Ophelia spends the night with a friend.
No, we have already said. And so it suits me.
I am not here, I am out.
Then don't call again.
Maybe I won't.
Requirements for applicants.
Final exam: Five.
Yeah, five ...
Final exam: Five.
Kope-ets ...
- In London? - Yes.
Test! There is great music.
I can't wait!
Hi!
- Things are good? - Aha!
Fausto is also going to London next year.
Improve my English before college.
I will work as a DJ. Come to the club!
Fine! Can I, too?
Mom will pay for everything. I'm going too!
Class! I'm so glad!
Shut up!
Hurry up!
You are only brave with girls.
Don't be smart, but hurry up!
Pass!
Money!
Damn! There are less than a thousand!
So what. Take as much as you have. Hurry!
Crap.
Are you sure these are tickets for this year's exams?
I guarantee! His daddy pulls them out every year.
Something I don't like all this.
Oh, how I do not like it.
- Don’t give me a shot! - Does he live here?
No, this is a selling point. Golgoth is careful.
Golgotha? What name is that?
This is the nickname: Golgot 17.
Nick? Did you find it on the internet ?!
Yes, what's wrong?
What's wrong? Into the past acquaintance on the Internet
you cum naked on youtube!
We bet he's a swindler - he'll take the money and wash off.
What a moron!
Not ssy, I planned everything.
- What? - Shocker! Step aside and he's dead.
Forward! Come on, come on! Into the building!
It seems to be Golgoth.
They climb out the window! Keep them! Stand!
Let's run! Hurry!
Enterprising schoolchildren intended to buy tickets for exams ...
This kind of fraud is unacceptable!
How can I tell her that I am not going to London?
Don't tell me.
And fuck her for the rest of the year.
The examination headquarters where the tickets are kept is classified.
This is where you have to steal them.
First find out where he is and how to get there.
A similar case was in the nineties.
The student entered the examination headquarters.
And although he was arrested during his escape,
he is the only one who managed to pull off such a scam.
How did you find me?
- On Facebook. - On Twitter.
- And in your blog. - Fuck tickets, you say?
- Yeah. - You? Are you fighting tickets?
- Well, yes. - Have you ever feather a girl?
And that!
Give me your hand.
It hurts!
The system will hit harder!
She will devour you, shovel you,
will dig up your grandma and fuck her!
You will fly off the coils.
How did you get there, Emil?
I am not Emil for a long time. I am Scarface.
Otfrend.
"Shut up, Yani." "Yes, shut up, Yani."
Yani? Yani-pepperoni?
He is.
That's a familiar face! Yani! Yani!
It's not me.
YouTube Star! This is it?
He-he.
I am your fan! Give me an autograph? Cool guy!
Yani! Yani! I like him! Just fat!
Well, Scarface, can you help?
- Nope. - Why?
I will not give blueprints to the one
who is not able to drive a bald man.
Look around: I have a business!
Hey, bum, it's good to talk - go clean the toilet. Hustle!
Come with us!
- What? - What? He's a hundred years old at lunchtime.
I gave it up. This is no longer my war.
Apparently, you've lost all your eggs over the years.
The Internet is so cool: Like, "To hell with the system!"
And in real life - a couch partisan.
Yeah. Exactly!
Sucks!
Hey! Did you try to wash it off?
What do you need?
I say, did not try to wash it off?
Wash it off yourself, Conchita.
Well, repeat?
Your job is to scrub toilets.
Don't be discouraged. Let's get out.
Only he knows where the entrance is.
Hello?
I'm with you. But let's do it my way.
Hey, Winnie-the-Pooh, to whom you will tell - I’ll beat the tomatoes.
It's clear? Look in the eyes!
Yes… Yes.
Done? Second time in five minutes?
What's this? DeLorean?
Atas mobile!
Zar-times! Fucking trash!
Nothing…
Stole rights too?
I was not allowed to take any exams for ten years.
I received the rights three weeks ago.
Crazy!
Gentlemen! Examination headquarters.
Tin!
The asbestos ceilings were removed in the 89th.
Thanks.
When the people fell ill with leukemia en masse.
They hung the plafonds. All here.
Is there a typewriter included?
There is no flash drive. Drawings only.
And then, too, there were so many guards?
Brush it off!
These freaks changed everything!
Who is Bruce Willis?
The main bastard. Van Kim Nguyen. Head of security.
Van Kim Nguen?
He was adopted. He's super cool.
Heck! Heck!
There is still time. You can find holes in the system!
What are you, kamikaze? We're in flight.
And what am I going to tell Maeve?
Greg? How are you?
- Fine. - I'm so glad to see you. It's great here!
Does your mom work here?
Yes. But today is the day off.
I found a couple of sites. London has it all!
By the way, that's what I wanted ...
- Is the money problem? - Yes. It's Complicated.
And do not say. Apartments are there for five hundred euros.
- Per month?! - No, a week.
I see, but ...
Don't worry, I found one agency at the last minute.
Here, only 700 euros.
At Piccadilly. Not bad. 350 per person.
- Last minute? - Yes.
What do you mean, "at the last minute"?
We'll get the tickets before the exam, and someone will solve them.
Cool! But who? Ophelia?
Who? Director's daughter? Crazy?
Who?
Never!
She fell for you and will do whatever you say!
- Not her! - Please!
Greg! How are you?
Nishtak.
On Saturday there is a meeting for everyone who goes abroad.
Yes.
- Yeah. - We also need to go and listen.
No problem.
What's happening? What's the matter?
What are you doing?
I wash myself.
She agreed?
For a blowjob!
Anything else?
I'm afraid not.
Pervert!
Even some!
I will trim you like that, there will be no place left alive.
Will not work. I'm not a zoophile.
Do you want to scrub toilets like Scarface?
In short, you need to develop a plan.
Do you have any ideas?
Yes.
Forgive me this time ...
For the third time!
Nguyen. Van Kim Nguyen.
From the Ministry of Education. Security check.
Nobody warned us.
Validation isn't just about students. Yes, doll?
I beg. Make yourself at home.
Cool. Have the students made it?
No. I myself.
Van Kim Nguyen, right?
I was adopted. Any problems?
No. Sorry.
Have a seat. From here we are monitoring.
This is an alarm.
What about viruses? Hackers? Spam? Is it worth the protection?
Don't worry, our system is tracking hackers.
I hope so!
It worked!
Start cloning.
- Hooray! - Hooray! Dude, I adore you!
You are a genius!
- Take a bite! - Look for the date of arrival of tickets!
Can we look around the cameras?
Gee, come on.
To her!
Goodbye, Yuporn!
This one.
Switch! Press "control-cue"!
Damn, it hung!
Just find a date.
Here is the calendar.
Fine. High five!
Tickets are stored here.
Only I know the code.
Three wrong attempts ... and you need a grinder.
And if you forget? Who will pay the expenses - the state?
Excluded. I won't forget the code.
This is the day I met my wife.
So you are not alone?
I do not understand?
Does your wife know the code too?
Are you sure you can trust her?
She died.
Good.
Armored door. The lock of the third class of protection.
Only I have the keys.
I don't take them off.
Day X. A hundred days before him.
Code: Lefolle's first date.
I'll rummage around on his computer.
Swept over! Keys?
He does not take them off.
Let's think of a thread.
Yeah, he shoots!
And how do you get them? Break into him?
Yes?
Sorry honey.
And why is he here?
Yes ... Greg asks you to help with a philosophy essay,
if you do not mind.
Dad, I'm not Mother Teresa.
Well, at least throw in a couple of ideas.
As if it would help him!
I have no time, I am doing economics.
Actually ... I have no problems in economics.
Dad!
Great! Get busy.
I have only philosophy with me.
Thanks!
Where is the toilet?
Are you kidding me?
Just in a hurry.
Come on drop it!
- Hey? - What do you need?!
Get the cap back, freak!
An award-winning piccha! I'm a Stan and Vince fan too.
How do you know about Stan and Vince?
Well…
You have a cool style. Will you work on a schedule?
Nope. Comics are cool.
But I am now fond of contemporary art.
Maeve and I want to express our feelings about the world,
society and other things ... Protest.
Against what?
Against the war. Poverty. Ecology.
Pity.
Maeve calls.
Are you afraid of her?
Alle?
Where are you ?!
I ... at Jani's. He has diarrhea.
Yes? And I've been alone for an hour!
Sorry, I also had diarrhea.
I'm feeling better, but so much wash has accumulated ...
Fu, what an abomination! Goat!
Hello?! Hello?!
Diarrhea?
Now I'm definitely in shit.
Original. Duplicate.
So.
Oh sure.
Damn it! Do not have time!
Yes. I'm serious. As I said ... I swear.
They are engaged.
You see: The threat to send him to the boarding school worked.
Listen, Christina. Shall we tell them? Stop hiding.
Stop. Well that's enough.
Don't say that, they're in the next room.
Oh, you libertine! You turn Me On. Krisya-sisya.
I'm about to vomit!
Are you five years old? Greg, I'm actually a woman.
No, you are a mother!
Without the right to privacy?
Not with Lefolle! He's a Nazi!
And besides, he hates me. Traitor!
Calm down, I'm not marrying him.
But I didn't think so!
No ... We're just dating. We spend time.
Does he fuck you ?!
Enough, Greg!
Already vomited.
He's unbearable!
World War II.
This damn war destroyed our pikh ...
infantry. All died! Sorry…
I have relatives in Germany.
The video speaks for itself.
Why are you so loaded? Everything is cool. Awesome chick.
Well ... I wouldn't fap on her, but ...
Oh shut up.
- But sometimes. - Shut up, I said!
- Okay. - Show me the keys.
From Lefol's office. From the teacher.
And this is from the gym. I wrote everything down.
And the code?
An ambush with him. Nothing on the computer.
Except the porn with your mom.
- What?! - What a face!
Look What I Found: Stan and Vince
will teach here.
Thanks.
- Ask her. - About what?
How her ancestors met.
No, dude. This is despicable. Maybe she doesn't know.
I’m not going to ask about her late mother.
Come in from afar. Like a spy. Do some more.
Cuddle up. And fish out what you need ... no questions asked.
Okay, with pleasure. Is Saturday okay?
Yes. Thank you very much.
Goodbye then. Bye!
Bye!
- We're in shit! - What?
In the ass. In shit. Up to the throat.
Hello sweetie! I think about you in the bathroom.
Chill out, Nutella. The tickets are no longer there.
- What's happened? - That's what!
What did the impostor look like?
He introduced himself as Nguyen, but was ...
How?
Not at all ... not like ...
Not like that?
Not Asian like me?
Exactly! Tall, strange face.
Look at yourself!
Quiet!
What kind of fat?
I'm Yani's girlfriend.
Hush, damn it!
Your security system is compromised. We need to improve it.
Let's put on duty. At every door.
It's over, damn it.
- Why? - Duty at every door!
And through the roof?
Do you know how to get there?
Perhaps. But I need an advance.
You are without a tongue.
And she - with the tongue.
Estimate, you will get up during her blowjob!
Is this your plan?
I can't climb a tightrope!
I can.
From here you can get anywhere!
Here is our Spiderman.
Chao, Maeve. How to repeat the thread. Hello mom!
He's just a friend!
Fausto, huh ?! He's not friends with girls.
Then don't throw me like you did yesterday.
I got sick yesterday!
And before that? It all started in London.
You're right. Forgive me. I will improve.
Let's go next Saturday. Meetings every week.
OK. No!
What is "no"?
I'm busy on Saturdays.
I knew it! You yap. You know? Forget!
What?
Me. London. I don't need such a coward.
You got it wrong.
I'm just really busy with Jani.
Truth? And what then?
Well ... Okay, I'll tell you everything.
Sit down. So ... Swear not to tell anyone.
OK.
I'm serious! This is a terrible secret.
Briefly speaking…
Yana has one testicle.
- What?! - Yani has ... monorchism.
Are you kidding me?
If ... I need to be with him.
He has a terrible depression.
Stop talking nonsense!
I gave out my friend's secret! This is not nonsense!
And what are you doing there? Are you measuring testicles? Photographing them?
You are not a guy, you cannot understand this! One egg!!
Even the psychoanalyst laughs at him.
I'm his only friend
he has no one else to talk to.
Understand. A friend is a friend.
If he needs you, be with him.
Better me than his mom.
That's for sure.
- Sophie, not bad. - How many?
Four.
Jani, as usual.
Ha, repeater! "I don't want to study, I want to jerk off."
Shut up!
I already dream of a trip.
Molle, it's better.
- Score: Three. Greg pulled himself together. - Brilliant!
Well done!
Well? Moron!
- You cho! - Hands!
You started first! Back off! Not the hair!
Goat!
Stop it, you assholes!
- Back off! - Cool down, rams!
It's all him!
23 days left and we have no code!
Prepared. The battle!
Double somersault! Bam! So to you! Get it!
There is! Yes! I won!
Kicked your ass again. What's wrong with you?
You run like mad. I can not play. Impossible!
- Well, you are a loser! - I'm not a loser!
Oh well. Revenge?
Yah.
Stay calm and carry on!
Prepared. The battle!
How did your ancestors meet?
Do not know. I was not there.
- They didn't tell? My. - At the festival "Yumanite".
Are they communists?
No. Why?
"Yumanite" is a communist newspaper.
No. Not for long, really.
My father left us when I was five.
The mother is still mad.
My friends seem to have introduced them.
Truth? When?
- Name the exact date? - Well no. I just…
In university?
How do I know? I do not remember!
Mom didn't have time to tell me.
I was little when she died.
Bam!
Oh, you bastard!
Have you seen ?! Distracted and that's it ... Spanked!
Let's do it one more time.
The battle!
What is it?
Wheels from Lebars.
Cool: KGB Schnicks used them for interrogations.
She does not know!
Knows, knows. And this will finally make her talk.
I have a better idea.
What ...
Greg? Why have you been taking so long?
I'm coming!
Thanks for the invitation.
It's all Greg. His initiative.
I'm here.
Ophelia ... has been busy, sorry.
Toast! Let's have a drink? For the first meeting.
God ... look how much you poured Bris.
- And what? - What?
It too.
Brice, don't hesitate.
Come here. I will help you.
Mama!
What's wrong, Greg? I can handle.
Yes.
Fine.
Thanks. So ... For the first meeting.
- Yes. - For us.
For you…
Crackling organic chicken!
Come on, spread your legs. I will cut you up! Heck!
Mama…
Yeah? Take it easy. Things are good!
Mommy is super, huh? And it will give cancer, don't you know?
No!
Damn ... Sorry. I haven't felt so good since college.
Was it there that you met your wife?
Greg, you're screwing it up.
Exactly. 86th year. Concert "Queen".
She was so pretty
that Freddie Mercury dragged her onto the stage.
And I go to bed.
When did we meet? Do you remember?
Seriously?! Does January 6th look like nothing?
Me too! I compared the Queen concert with the director's office.
Well, go out.
Will not go.
Get out, I said!
C'mon. It's you - against the relationship, not me.
Today you need me, tomorrow - no.
Your ex-husband is an asshole, but what have I got to do with it?
Look! The beauty.
She got angry.
Never mind. Will leave tomorrow.
She went to the garage ...
Take it easy. I know women.
Take the shovel away, woman!
Don't, Mom! Stop!
Mom! Mom!
The end of your car!
Mad, you fool!
A ticket to the concert of the "Queen" group.
June 14th, 86th.
There is!
Don't touch your hair.
Day X. Delivery of tickets.
It's them! They are here!
Started!
It's clear. I am waiting for you in the shelter.
Are you stealing? From my credit card?
Have you started checking the balance?
1250 euros! Are you hooked on something?
I borrowed for London. This is the first payment for housing.
Again for your own ?!
Mom, this is serious. I'll get everything back from the scholarship.
Here are just five for the exam.
Why not an A-plus?
Well it's like two fingers on the asphalt!
I completely lost my head because of this girl!
She finally has nothing to do with business.
I’ll return everything, don’t worry.
I'll rent! But now - I have to go.
No, nothing like that.
You will stay here, do you understand?
Until you descend from heaven - to Earth!
Ambush ... Damn, damn!
Maeve Bellid's parents.
May I speak to Monsieur Bellida? Thanks to.
Well? Heck. Hello? I'm busy - I'm running to Yani.
He may lose a second testicle.
I understand you, Madame Mollet. Goodbye, of course.
What kind of outfit?
This is camouflage. Leave me alone!
Yani is a terrorist!
What do you need?
Your mother called mine.
- What? "Are you making a fool out of me?"
Listen, Maeve ...
And you do not go, identical.
What?
He told me everything! About your type of "occupation".
I know everything!
You said I had one egg ?!
I have nothing against it.
He lied! To date Ophelia.
Can not be. Are you sleeping with Ophelia ?!
Couldn't be silent? Maeve!
Sorry, brother.
I have two testicles! Do not believe me - I will prove it!
One thing. Second.
"Yani?" - Mother!
Wait, Maeva.
- We're stealing exam tickets. - What?!
I lied that my mother gave money.
And on Saturday I was at Ophelia's,
to steal her father's keys.
All for the scholarship. For London. For you.
Enough with me lies.
I gave my mother some valerian. What's with him?
Dislocated shoulder.
Back off! What are you, Scarface? What do you want?
I've seen it in the movies.
Moron! Another shoulder!
And what have you forgotten here, you lousy yap ?!
Tarzan dislocated his shoulder. Without him, we are in flight.
Heard? Without the identical, you got.
I didn't like him right away.
Was there a second egg?
Go toilets dry!
I'll kick your ass.
Stop it. Enough for you already!
It's my fault. Me and correct.
OK.
Hello everyone! Jean-Yud. Duty officer from Montalember.
How are you doing? How are you?
- Good evening. - Great!
Hello.
Why is it so depressing?
Teacher's room. Everything is clear.
Entrance. Clean.
Director's office. Purely.
And so - all night?
Main entrance. Purely.
OK. Well?
You are a goat, but keep it anyway.
Thanks. If something goes wrong…
Don't bark.
You're right.
Forward.
I will not reach.
Moron. Shut up and let's go.
I almost moved my horses.
Cut out the alarm.
My turn.
Hey man! Bush whitefish?
Thanks. I do not smoke.
And this one?
Let's.
Che-el! What a blow!
Tea, not nettles - awesome crap!
Come on, the locomotive has fallen.
Director's office.
No ... Not that.
Heck!
What's up there?
He changed the code!
Here is a bastard.
What to do ...
One try left.
I know, damn it. Don't put pressure on your brain!
Heck.
Or maybe ...?
I have an idea.
Crap!
There is!
- It worked! - It worked! Hands off!
Mathematics.
Yes! Hooray!
Oh no ... damn ...
Why steal tickets?
These idiots can't learn a couple of formulas
and the plaque is even less cranked.
They are not stupid, but cornered.
Yeah, yeah, future bums, scum and reality TV participants.
No?
Dad?
So.
Jesus Christ!
General alarm!
Do not!
Who is this garbage? Who? Lie!
Greg? Moron! You dumbass!
My layout ...
Greg?
Yani, where are you?
In the ass! The cops are in the gym.
Spread out! Surround the building!
Crap.
- Here! - Faster!
Find him! Now!
There he is! On the roof!
Heck…
Follow him!
Heck!
Stand! Don't move, you're surrounded!
Trindets.
Follow him! Get me this asshole!
Hurry to the yard!
He ran there!
Check the trash can!
He's here somewhere! I saw!
Where is he?! Where!?
Behind me!
Heck!
Thanks.
We are here. The director's office is here.
Zones 2 and 3 have been verified.
He could have slipped out of here.
Oh shit…
Caught the villain?
No. But all exits are closed. He broke my layout!
Quite a fool?
Let's go.
Here.
Follow me.
Stop. I figured it out.
This is Greg, leave a message.
Answering machine. Will he be tortured?
And then! He will snitch on us.
He's not like that. Police!
These are the cops, go open it.
- Go alone. - No you!
- You go. Let's. - Seriously? Go yourself!
I pass.
Who else are you?
My nose!
Salute, Yani.
Fucking Bat Cave!
As a precaution, let's replace the tickets.
Thanks.
Deal with the police here. The intruder is not far.
Two reports about the theft of exam tickets at school.
Le Corbusier: "Respect and respect!"
and the second from Twitter: “Don’t screw up, put it out already!”.
Heck.
Place reserved by Van Kim Nguyen.
Examination headquarters. Print center.
Where are we?
Get down!
What the heck?
Let's wait here.
- All night long? - I do not know.
Jani, I'm in the ass.
And how do you like there, loshara?
Lebars?
Where are the tickets, asshole?
We got caught. Ask Yani!
Don't whistle, Molle. Otherwise I'll hand you over!
What the heck? They are printing new ones! I'm at the Headquarters.
What else is the Headquarters?
Take it out!
Whom?
Examination headquarters. We burn the system!
Do not even think! There are cameras! I'm afraid.
Are you afraid? I lived in fear for ten years. Life is pain!
But nothing, I know this place inside and out.
Sick or what? Who are you?
- Scarface. - You have no choice!
And what's the plan?
Sit here. Okay?
It doesn't work ... Here I am a sucker ...
What are you doing?
I save one sucker.
I've tried this already. Help?
Follow me.
Thanks!
I'm not doing this for you. The father can be fired.
Where…
We are on the spot.
Go straight to the elevator shaft.
Then up the stairs to the shades.
Look at the road!
Hurt yourself?
Well no.
- I will read. - Don't touch !!
Why do you need it? You're an excellent student.
Because of Yani.
Really? He is not worthy of thee. He has one egg.
So, now to the left.
We are here.
Benefits come on.
You are already close. Damn trash!
I'll show you, you bastard!
Do not score for the cameras. I will hack them.
Oh, you slut!
Hang on for now. Let's.
I love you…
Go!
Come on, come on…
There is!! Happened! Yes!
I wish I was so then!
You'd be caught anyway.
So, the central server. You need to go there.
We go there.
But, in my opinion, no.
Everything works.
It's time to load the cars.
We are on the spot.
Everything is clear. The guards are gone. I'll take a picture.
Loading. Going going ... Done!
Moron!
How are you?
Norm.
Why is he so dumb?
Go to the server. Connect and download tickets.
Come on, come on…
Hurry up! Shrek returns.
What?
- Hide! - Hide!
Will come across ...
Be patient, baby, be patient ...
Come back, Greg!
Almost ready. Come on! Camon!
The files have been copied.
I believed in him !!
- Ready. - Congratulations.
Head towards the west exit.
What? This is not a Call-of-Duty for you.
There is a door in the back, and down the stairs. We will deduce it.
- Went. - Stop.
What?
Down and right.
Here. Let's.
Heck! Damn, it's walled up here!
Can not be! This is a fire escape.
I knew it! The drawings are a hundred years old!
Heck!
- Went. - It's written in black and white here!
Greg? Where is he? He disappeared!
Not available. It's him! Hello, Greg!
Yani…
Where are you? Badly audible!
We are here. In the last van.
- The last of what? - Van, damn it!
Not the van. There are no pens.
That's how I got it.
How is it that there are no pens?
- Absolutely not! - Heck…
Disgusting!
What should we do? Any ideas? Guys?
The second time this will not happen!
We must make it to the highway!
What are you up to?
Be silent!
We'll get out.
Shut up…
- Yani? - We're catching up with you! We'll vpendyur right now!
Hold on !!
Sorry, I thought you were the police and I got scared.
Yes, but my van ...
Only for repair. Obviously.
Well, yes.
- Wait ... - Yes, a scratch!
- Painfully! - Get the tickets!
Back off!
I have them! Hello five!
Here they are! I have them!
Calm down, Gollum.
Now the system is fucked!
In what sense?
I'll post them on Net. Chaos will begin!
Crazy? And our issue?
You're done now.
If they are canceled, it’s like in volume 69!
68th.
- What? - May sixty-eighth.
I agree with him.
And for those who have studied diligently, why suffer?
I agree with her.
I give them freedom! Think for yourself!
It's not about exams.
This is our war against the system! Vivat, revolution!
- I'll deal with him. - Me too.
Baby don't!
- Ophelia. "Stay back!"
Now what? Excuse me for thinking me a fool?
I did not count.
First I came for the keys. But after…
everything is fair.
Do you know what's the worst? I was wrong about you.
Wasted my time, helping to study, so that you pass.
I have a different goal.
It takes a five to leave with Maeve.
Are you serious? All for this dummy?
You are a pitiful loser. Pathetic and funny!
Where have you been?
What happened to you ?! What have you done?
Nothing.
Where have you been?
Walked.
Or maybe he broke into the school? It's all on the news.
So is it true? God ... Greg !! You are crazy?!
What has possessed you ?!
“You forbade me to go to London. - For your sake!
Me or yourself? I'm not you.
And I'm not afraid of commitments. I love her. I will pass the exam.
And I'll go to London.
Nothing will come of it. They changed tickets.
I know. They brought it straight from the headquarters.
- Come on, give it back. - Mom ...
- Give them here! - Yes, I do not have them!
I warn you: If you pass it like this, don't come home.
I heard about the raid. The entire internet is buzzing.
Get in the shower. I want you so much.
Good. I quickly.
Shut up! Two options: I let you go,
we take final exams and go on vacation.
Or I let you go and you wreak havoc.
But I'll find you on the web
I'll hack your blog and post this.
What?!
Shut your mouth, you moron!
Enough, enough!
Shut up, said!
Enough!
Well, what do you choose?
First option or second?
Did you really do it for me?
Yes. For us.
You will see how happy we will be in London.
Yes.
What is it?
Yes, Ophelia advised. This is a famous school of comics.
Advised? Does she know you're leaving?
Yes. It's not about you. She thought
that I will love it. Stan and Vince teach there.
It's clear.
What?
Nothing. Comics, cartoons, it's ...
It's not ... what?
Well, they are so ...
Cool! Here look.
My last sketch.
Come on, Greg, only teenagers suffer this shit.
What is that contemptuous tone?
- Not contemptuous. - Not true.
You know ... I'm looking at your shit ...
Shit?!
Yes, photo collages where you merge your negative. They are crap.
Why are we together?
You're right. I don't know why myself.
Final exam. 2014th year.
Strength and honor!
Well, what's there? Let me see!
Fatima, you are the pride of our lyceum.
Thanks. If you only knew how I got it.
I passed! I passed it! Four plus!
But not me. Deuce! But why?
I'm not stupid!
Can not be!
Mollet.
Satisfied?
To her.
Mollet. Two with a plus.
I didn't think I would say it, but okay
that you didn’t pass. Well done!
Yes.
- Mom, they are calling. - Yes.
Well that's enough.
Unclear.
What's incomprehensible? I wanted to pass it myself.
But what about London?
I will not go. This is not for me.
Now what?
I would go to comic school if I passed.
But now ... I'll stay for the second year.
Fool! Take it orally! You can't give up.
The sum of the exponents of all the variables included in the monomial,
called the degree of a monomial.
Monomials that have the same letter part are called similar monomials ...
- You are listening to me? - Yes Yes.
The sum of monomials is called a polynomial ...
Ready?
Like.
You still haven't called?
No.
Since that evening ?!
No! He, by the way, too. I sent a couple of messages.
Go make it up.
After everything he said?
He was honest.
- Even too much! - Yes.
Or maybe ... he was on ecstasy.
What?!
And you too.
- You pumped us up ?! - No. No.
Yes ... But it doesn't matter anymore.
He would never say that. By sobriety.
He probably already found himself someone.
Six zero one two thousand fourteen.
What does it mean?
The day of your acquaintance.
AND?
And also - the code for his safe.
I don't think he even looked for anyone.
Goodbye.
What?
Thought it would be easy?
Yes, he was in a hurry.
What?
Our guest is the best graduate of this year -
Emil Majax. Good evening. Thanks for stopping by.
So, your result is amazing: 98%! Congratulations!
However, ten years ago you were charged with stealing tickets ...
Everyone remembers this scandal and asks the question:
Did you cheat again?
I am a living proof of success.
I was forbidden to take exams, but I was not forbidden to study.
I will not hide, I sharpened my teeth on the system.
But in order to change everything, I had to start with myself.
So I decided to go to law college.
Upon graduation, I may become the Minister of Education.
This is ambition! Thank you Emil.
- Scarface! - Sorry what?
Emil is a thing of the past. Now I am Scarface.
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