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[CREAKING]

[ROOSTER CROWS]

[CREAKING]

So that's the plan.

You kill Chang and take the money.

After that, I'll see the gold gets

Into the hands of the right person.

They say money can't buy happiness,

But it certainly can buy a position of influence.

You can rely on me now.

Good.

I'll be waiting for the good news.

Hey.

Hey, Excuse me.

I'm looking for a fellow by the name of Chang.

I think he sells ginseng.

Oh, do you know him?

We go back a long way.

Really?

He's my father.

Oh, is that so?

This is the gold of the general.

We appreciate it.

This gold will go a long way to help many.

Thank you.

Well, that's what I'm hoping for anyway.

General Fay is a righteous official.

It's only right that people like me should support him.

Yes, if only everybody thought like you do.

Then we would have no worries at all.

Thank you.

Too many officials today are only after money.

They only take from the people.

But no one knows how to give.

Except for General Fay, that is.

Father.

Ethan, what happened?

Who did this?

Ethan.

Who the hell are you?

Your gold, that's what I want.

Why don't you just give it to me?

Then maybe we'll want to kill you.

You're wasting your breath.

Father.

Wow.

What's the world coming to?

He's too poor to even buy a coffin.

Father, business has been bad lately.

Don't get mad at me, please.

[KNOCKING]

What?

That's strange, I thought I heard something.

[KNOCKING]

Lordy, where the hell am I?

Huh?

What am I doing in a coffin?

You tell me that.

Why'd you do that?

So you're really alive, I see.

Just what are you're talking about?

I just had to make sure, that's all.

I'm the coffin maker.

You're the coffin maker?

It's no wonder you look so strange, my friend.

All right, I have decided to take you in as my apprentice.

Huh?

What?

You want me to handle dead bodies?

Right.

By the power earth, wind and fire.

I invoke your mighty presence.

Descend and fill the void of darkness and light.

Accept this apprentice.

This place is now your home.

And you will stay here and become an undertaker,

And forsake all other activities, understand?

Yes.

I can't hear you.

Louder.

Yes

I said louder.

Yes.

From what you said, this Ethan Chang is really bad off.

You you want me to teach him, yeah?

It would seem a worthy effort.

I have already helped him.

As a matter of fact, I've begun already.

You told me that dragon's fire burns only the wicked.

By helping Ethan, you will increase your own power.

How can I get out of this?

Ethan, oh, Ethan?

Yeah?

You go get a body, like I told you before.

It's our business.

Oh, but you know, dead bodies don't walk around

In broad daylight, do they teacher?

Go look anyhow.

Man, this is lousy.

Damn it.

This is work is really the worst kind of work there is.

Lousy bastard.

Get another apprentice.

All right, oh.

Who are you?

So... you'll pay.

Huh?

Come.

I'm... I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it, I didn't know you were there.

Come here.

No.

What is it that you want?

What do you think, huh?

I think you should behave yourself, she's a lady.

No shit.

Where is he now?

Don't you do that again, don't you dare do that again.

I'll get you for that.

Hey.

Want more? More?

No way.

I'd like to thank you for what you did.

His kind needs to be taught a real good lesson.

I was pretty good, wasn't I?

Oh boy, I was really good, right?

I was impressed with how you fought.

It was nothing, really.

I can take care of myself, you know.

Let's go.

I'm going to show you who you're dealing with now.

But sir, he is...

Just stand aside, it won't take very long.

All right, then.

He only look big.

Don't you worry.

Hm, yeah.

Right.

Now, go stand over there, OK?

Easy now.

I told him I'd teach him a really good lesson,

And I wasn't lying, was I?

It was really easy.

You frightened?

What the hell do you think you're doing?

Get out away.

I want you to give this message to Mason.

Tell him he made a mistake when he

Had Ethan's father killed for the gold.

Tell him the dragon's fire burns hot.

Now go.

You've become quite a grown man now.

Yes, father.

I think I can take over some of the business now.

Sure thing.

Your skin is so fine.

But have you found any new men?

Well, I'm still looking.

All right.

Oh.

Hi Lily, how are you?

You gave me quite a start.

Is the boss around?

My father is not at home.

Oh, you again.

So now, I'm going to get you.

Ah, don't trouble yourself.

We can talk about it later on.

I'm going to kill you now, you better watch out.

Here I come.

Hey you, come back here.

Come back.

Welcome sir.

Welcome.

Out of my way.

Why don't we forget all about it, I'll buy you a drink.

Come on, I will.

I'll buy you a drink, if that's all right with you.

Just shut up.

Gotcha.

I'll buy you that drink, now.

Fool.

What the hell is going on?

We're just having a little party.

Ira, our plan seems to work.

I've heard that our gold has had the desired effect

In the halls of the emperor's court.

Master, that's good news.

If Titus gets an official appointment,

Our power could grow tremendously.

Yes, I've waited long enough for this.

With my brains and his position, we'll

Have power second only to his Majesty.

Master, someone knows about the plan.

He's trying to destroy everything.

What are you talking about?

Who knows?

I don't know who he is, but he killed Bobby.

And he said to tell you that killing Ethan's father

Was a mistake.

He's probably just a friend of Ethan's then.

You said he killed Bobby.

And you don't look so good yourself.

What happened?

His kung fu is quite excellent.

Interesting.

And Ethan doesn't know anything.

Master, one more thing.

He said the dragon's fire burns hot.

Incredible.

That's a kung fu style that hasn't been used for centuries.

This guy could be dangerous.

Master, what should we do?

Bert, get some men together and finish him off.

Yes, Master.

Ethan, Master Tea told me everything.

If you really want to avenge your father's death,

You should have him teach you kung fu.

Oh yeah, right.

That old man, huh?

Don't underestimate him.

I studied under him, he's really good.

If he's really as good as you're telling me,

Then I'll definitely ask him, OK?

Believe me, he's good.

And you'll soon see a special way of training.

Muffins are really fresh.

Oh welcome, miss.

Welcome.

Why did you call for me?

Titus is having a celebration next month, and we're invited.

That sounds real exciting.

Oh please come in.

Over here.

Your order, sir?

Some barbecued beef.

Oh very good, sir.

Very good.

Hey, you idiot.

Don't eat so much.

Go get some wood for me now.

Go ahead.

I'm sorry, Dad.

Come on, now.

Hurry up.

Stop wasting time.

Yeah, sure, Dad.

I'm sorry, sir.

Yeah.

I think it's time we made things clear to Titus.

Don't you agree?

Bring our order.

Oh yes, sir.

Hey boy, what are you're looking at?

I... I... I'm not looking.

What's your business, huh?

Undertaker, I'm an undertaker.

Undertaker?

So then you must see a lot of dead bodies.

Oh yes, I do, because that's my job.

You look familiar, where are you from?

Sir, I'm from here.

Do you want another job?

What other job?

Just go to the notice board and see.

Yes.

Thank you, ma'am.

Thank you.

Where's that Ethan?

Master, Master, please, would you help me out?

Help you?

I thought you packed your bags and left for good.

And now you want me to teach you kung fu

So you can avenge your father's death?

Won't you please teach me?

I'm begging you, Master.

Teach me your skills.

Pull it out.

Yes.

Come on, you're as weak as a woman.

I'll get this, no matter what.

Master, I'm finished.

It's still early.

I want you to fill the coffin with rocks.

Master, do you want anything else?

Get out.

Just get out.

I don't have anywhere to go.

Enough, what are you crying for?

Sorry, Master.

I was just thinking about my father, that all.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Listen to me.

If you want to defeat others, you must first defeat yourself.

You must be strong.

Yes.

Some things cannot be hurried.

Well, it is happening, Ira.

Our plan is beginning to work.

Has another report come in, then?

Yes.

A government official is coming to town tomorrow.

He's giving Titus the full control of the town.

It is a first good step, yes?

Yes, Master.

That's a very good start.

I can taste the power.

It's only a matter of time now.

Soon, I'll have everyone bow to me.

The Emperor's words.

Yes.

The Emperor grants you the power to control this town.

I will cherish this position of power.

Hey.

Weee.

Look out, get out of the way.

No, you move.

I can't stop.

Sorry.

Look out.

No, please get out of the way.

You're going to get hurt.

I'm sorry, I just couldn't stop.

I hope I didn't hurt you.

Put me down.

What's happened?

Where's that Ethan?

It must be him.

Breakfast.

Oh, your beard.

Damn it.

How dare you shave me?

What?

I didn't.

Don't lie.

My nose.

I was dreaming, I didn't mean to hit you.

I'll teach you to dream.

Master, it's not right to steal another's coffin.

I don't understand why you do it.

It's really strange.

Shut up.

Stop.

Stop here.

Ethan, I'm going to take a shit.

Must be something I ate.

Now comes the real surprise, as long

As he doesn't get scared to death.

[GRUNTING]

I've never seen anybody shit like that before.

Then again, I've never watched anybody shit.

Come on, hurry up, Mr. Tea.

It's getting goddamn cold out here.

Master Tea, Master Tea.

I'm not afraid of you.

That kid's useless, can't even beat a zombie.

I'm really, really disappointed in you.

Where's that ghost?

I'm going to get him.

I'm going to get that zombie.

I'll get him, I will.

Zombie?

What are you talking about?

Was it your work?

You're crazy.

Crazy?

You're the only one who's crazy around here.

I'm going to burn this coffin.

Ethan, no one has ever defeated Titus before,

Everyone who fought him died.

That zombie?

He was one of them.

How do you know?

Tell me.

He has gained control of the town, too.

And a guy named Mason is backing him.

Looks like our business will be picking up.

Come on.

I've brought him here.

Send him in.

Yes.

Welcome.

I'm glad you've come.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now that you're here, let's make something clear.

All right, sure.

From now on, you will be my servant.

Do you understand?

Just what I had in mind.

Very good.

You know, Master Tea, besides Titus, there's Lynn and Tiger.

It won't be easy for Ethan to handle them all.

Well, I know what to do.

Don't worry.

You should call up more zombies to fight with him.

Just you watch.

I'll make him into a good fighter.

You'll be proud of him.

[ROOSTER CROWS]

Why is your nose bleeding?

Master, can you call in more zombies to fight me?

Zombies?

No, it's just not possible.

Hey, fatso.

So you're back, I bet you had a good time, huh?

Money.

Oh, but of course I'll give you the money.

Are you all right?

Hey you.

Money, money, money.

Hy you, wake up.

Wake up.

What's this?

LYNN (VOICEOVER): He was big, but useless.

Use the money to buy him a coffin.

Hey Lily, come out here quick.

I'm coming, Father.

Hurry up and get the undertaker to take him away, huh?

Yes.

What are you doing here?

Oh, nothing much.

I was just washing the rice.

Oh, well, how's business lately?

We just got a body.

It was a famous prostitute too, I think.

There's a body at our house.

Oh my god, was it your father?

Oh no, I'll show you.

A famous prostitute, but so what?

You're just a body now.

Pretty, though.

All right, you all listen up.

Shut up and listen.

Starting from now on, your taxes will be doubled.

What are you doing?

Carrying a giant like that?

Are you trying to show off?

He only looks heavy.

Too bad our friendship had to end so soon, isn't it?

Make the coffin.

Yeah, I'm gonna.

What is it?

Why are you looking at me like that?

Titus raised the taxes.

But you, you go along with it.

Oh that.

There's nothing I can do about that.

I'm an undertaker.

But you don't even have enough to pay your taxes.

Oh gee, so what?

Oh my head.

That looks bad.

I'm sorry, Master.

Bastard.

How's your head.

I didn't get hurt at all.

[SCREAMING]

Master, wake up, Master.

Oh god.

Oh my god, what am I going to do?

Wake up.

It was only a dream.

You woke me up.

And impertinent young fool, you.

Hey Father, there's is a customer here.

Oh, welcome.

Oh, welcome, sir.

Are you here for a massage, sir?

Good service.

Not right now.

We're going, but we'll come back.

Goodbye.

Titus, now that you're in such a high position,

You should start thinking about me and Lynn.

And why should I?

Don't forget, Titus.

Without us, you wouldn't be here right now, would you?

You two are greedier than I am.

Well now, if we didn't help you take the gold from Chang

You would still be a nobody.

All right.

I'll see what I can do.

Very good, Ira.

Thanks, Master.

Your skill has improved.

I've been working hard.

It shows.

Lynn and Tiger went to see Titus yesterday.

What did they want?

They want a piece of the action.

You're going to give it to them?

For now, yes.

But, later on...

What about the guy who killed Bobby and Bert?

I think his name is Duncan something.

Apparently, he is the number one pupil of some unknown master.

I want you to take care of him.

I think you're ready for him now.

I won't fail you, Master.

Put me down, let go of me.

Let go of me.

Well, now, we meet again.

Oh, my tummy hurts me.

What is it?

Oh, you know.

All right.

I'll just be a minute.

Ow, ow.

She's getting away, you wait.

I'll go.

Help me, please.

You must help me.

Welcome sir.

Hello to you, hello.

Do you want to buy a coffin?

Shut up.

You just bring that girl to me.

And I mean now.

Why don't you to just try and take her?

You lousy old fart.

Now it's my turn.

Hey, Master, let me at him.

All right.

What the hell are you doing here, in my place?

Fuck you.

Very impolite.

I'm going to teach you some manners.

I can see your mother didn't train you.

She must be a dog.

You're going to regret that.

Stop it, stop.

Don't fight any more.

I'm so very sorry, it's all my fault.

You should hurry up and leave here.

Do you know who he is?

He's the son of Titus.

The son of Titus?

What's taking him so long?

It must be Lynn and Tiger, go get them for me.

Yes, sir.

No one else would dare do such a thing.

Get those bastards.

Master, are you all right?

Yes.

Go now.

You're pretty good.

Why, thank you.

You're pretty confident yourself.

You'll soon see why.

Ethan, I'm hungry.

Hurry up with the fire.

Yeah, yeah.

A cook out at the graveyard, what's he up to?

Master, Master, where are you?

Master, come out quickly.

Master.

Come out.

Let's see you get out of this one.

Oh Master, thanks a lot.

I do

[DOGS BARKING]

Oh, oh, Master.

I'm sorry.

You're sorry?

Sorry won't change a thing.

Actually, I want to thank you, Master.

For everything.

Welcome, sir.

Welcome.

Is your daughter here?

Do you know her?

Where is she?

She... she's been gone a few days.

Yes.

Really?

Sir...

I'll find that bitch, then kill her.

I think you're ready to go against Titus.

I'm glad, and I've waited so long for this day.

I want my revenge so badly.

Don't be callus.

Titus won't be that easy to defeat.

I'll be careful.

Not to do so would be suicidal.

Yes, I'll be careful.

And he'll pay for it.

How are you, sir?

I said, how are you?

It's you.

You still don't know who I am?

First of all, I, I'm the undertaker.

Do you know that Titus' son is dead?

Very dead indeed.

His son?

Yeah.

It was good for my business.

Do you know where he lives?

Is this true?

Yes, sir.

I was just wondering, sir, do you

Still remember old man Chang?

He used to sell ginseng?

Why do you ask?

Well now, wasn't it you who took all the gold

And killed him as well?

So what?

I'm here to tell you that I'm his son.

What?

I thought you were dead.

Well you thought wrong.

I've waited long enough for this day.

You punk, I'll kill you.

I have improved a little since our last fight.

Madam, where are you going?

What?

Remember me?

No, I don't.

All right.

Then if you don't remember me, I'll get going.

How about that then?

Father.

Hold it right there.

This is Titus' house, if I'm not mistaken.

So?

What do you want?

Well, I'm just the local undertaker.

You see, I'm here to deliver these two coffins.

Oh.

Hi guys, how you doing?

You guys should get something to eat.

What's the meaning of this? I can take over.

Hey, what's the...

Where the hell is Titus?

Talk, talk.

I don't know.

Oh, shit.

Ow.

Master, Master, Master, are you all right?

Master?

Master's dead.

What do you want?

Hello.

I'm here to attend Titus' burial service, I hope you don't mind.

And I've brought some dolls along for the occasion.

Oh really?

Of course...

Hold it.

Come on.

We have to make very certain that he's dead.

Give me more time.

What's wrong?

Shit.

It's not working.

Of course not.

Let's go.

Where to?

Where do you think?

Away from here.

Come on, let's go.

No, we can't.

Come on.

No.

Who are you?

I'm sure you can still recall what

Happened at Chang's place a year ago?

I'm his son.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm sure you are.

Make your move.

You first.

Come on, now.

All right, then.

I'm sorry things didn't work out the way you planned.

You bastard, I'll show you who you're messing with.

I told you before, the dragons fire burns hot.

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