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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,807 --> 00:00:10,111 [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,266 [ NO AUDIO ] 3 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,607 [ LAUGHTER ] 4 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:55,316 -I KNOW DAD'S PROUD. 5 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:56,750 -NICE. 6 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,852 -OKAY. I WANT YOU TO OPEN THIS ONE FROM ME. 7 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:01,589 -ALL RIGHT. 8 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,791 LET'S SEE. 9 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,459 -[ CHUCKLES ] -WHAT? 10 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:07,761 -IT HAS A BAROMETER, AN ALTIMETER, AND A COMPASS. 11 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:08,996 -NO WAY. 12 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:12,566 -SO YOU CAN USE IT EVERY DAY WHEN WE MOVE BACK TO COLORADO. 13 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,735 -[ CHUCKLES ] 14 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,337 THANK YOU. 15 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,938 -I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. -I DO. 16 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,740 LOVE YOU. -I LOVE YOU. 17 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,509 -ALL RIGHT. MY TURN. -YES! 18 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:22,876 -HA! 19 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,912 -OOH! -OOH! 20 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:27,781 -OH. I WOULDN'T WANT YOU OPERATING ON ME. 21 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,251 -MOM! -[ CHUCKLES ] 22 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,790 HA! 23 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,892 YEAH? 24 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:40,394 NO? 25 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:41,862 NO? IT'S -- 26 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,631 -[ CHUCKLES ] WHAT IS IT? 27 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,333 -IT'S A WHEATGRASS JUICER. 28 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,670 RIGHT? YOU SAID YOU WANTED ONE. 29 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:51,739 -I-I SAID I-I LIKE WHEATGRASS. 30 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,374 [ BOTH LAUGH ] -UM... 31 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,243 -NO, I LOVE IT. -YEAH? 32 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,878 -IT'S GREAT. I LOVE IT. THANK YOU. 33 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,847 I LOVE YOU. -I LOVE YOU. 34 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,383 WAS MARA OFFENDED BY THAT HAIR STORY? 35 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,452 KIND OF WORRIED ABOUT THAT. 36 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:05,219 -NO, NOT AT ALL. 37 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:07,921 SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. -YEAH? 38 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:10,358 "FOLLICLE." [ BOTH LAUGH ] 39 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:14,762 HOLLY SEEMED NICE. 40 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:17,631 SHE'S QUIET BUT NICE. 41 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:21,001 -YEAH. WELL, IT'S HARD WHEN YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYBODY 42 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,003 AT THIS KIND OF THING. -YEAH. 43 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:26,374 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD ABOUT THAT -- INCLUDING EVERYONE, 44 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:29,477 MAKING SURE EVERYBODY'S COMFORTABLE. 45 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:32,980 -WELL, I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FEEL OUT OF PLACE. 46 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:35,616 -DO YOU REALLY FEEL OUT OF PLACE? 47 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,722 [ CHUCKLES ] 48 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,658 WAIT. [ CHUCKLING ] 49 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:49,930 OH, NICE. THE BOTTLE TRICK. [ CHUCKLES ] 50 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,848 -OH, I WISH WE COULD JUST LIVE UP HERE. 51 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,583 -IT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE. -I KNOW. 52 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:11,385 LET'S BUILD A HOUSE UP HERE. -YEAH? 53 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,987 -YEAH. -YEAH? THINK SO? 54 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,656 WAIT! HEY, DON'T FINISH THAT. -WHY NOT? 55 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:19,727 -BECAUSE IF YOU FINISH IT, IT MEANS OUR PICNIC'S OVER, AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE. 56 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,796 -[ CHUCKLES ] 57 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:23,964 -[ CHUCKLES ] 58 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:27,401 THANK YOU. YEAH, JUST HANG ON TO IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 59 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:29,069 -WANT IT? -YES, PLEASE. I DO. 60 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,304 -OKAY. -YEAH. 61 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:31,539 -JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE. 62 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,507 -I WON'T. IT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET. 63 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:36,410 WHAT HAPPENS ON THE MOUNTAIN STAYS ON THE MOUNTAIN, OKAY? 64 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:37,978 -OH, REALLY? -OH, YEAH. 65 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,581 -* AND SING A LITTLE SONG 66 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:44,852 * SING A LULLABY FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE * 67 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:47,888 * EVERY SUNNY DAY 68 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:53,661 * MEANS THAT LOVE IS ON THE WAY * 69 00:04:54,962 --> 00:05:00,534 * DOO, DOO, DOO, DO DO DO -* DO DO, DO DO, DO DO 70 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:05,873 -* DOO, DOO, DOO, DO DO DO -* DO DO, DO DO, DO DO 71 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:11,679 -* DOO, DOO, DOO, DO DO DO -* DO DO, DO DO, DO DO 72 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:17,851 -* DOO, DOO, DOO, DO DO DO * DO DO, DO DO, DO DO DO 73 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,056 -AWESOME. THERE YOU GO. 74 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:27,127 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD COME BACK TO MY PLACE FOR A QUICK... 75 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,463 -I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 76 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:31,064 -ALL RIGHT. -BYE. 77 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,833 -BYE. 78 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:41,809 [ HORN HONKS TO THE TUNE OF "LA CUCARACHA" IN DISTANCE ] 79 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,813 [ SNIFFS ] 80 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:50,050 [ THUDDING ] 81 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:03,464 -[ CRYING ] 82 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:17,511 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 83 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:20,814 -HEY, BRO. -HEY, MAN. 84 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:23,116 -I GOT A, UH, TWO-BEDROOM APARTMENT UPSTAIRS 85 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,986 IF, UH, YOU AND YOUR CHICK ARE INTO IT. 86 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,788 -UH... 87 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,557 [ SIGHS ] UH, WOW. 88 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:33,761 ARE -- ARE YOU AND YOUR GIRL OFFICIALLY DONE? 89 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:35,963 -UM... 90 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:38,065 IT'S MUCH BIGGER UP THERE. 91 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,900 I COULD MOVE DOWN HERE. 92 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,102 [ CAT MEOWS IN DISTANCE ] 93 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,505 -UH, CAN I GET BACK TO YOU? -SURE! 94 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:45,973 ANYTIME. 95 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,140 -YEAH? -MM-HMM. 96 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,577 -OKAY. ARE -- ARE YOU GOOD? 97 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,615 OKAY. 98 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,469 [ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE ] 99 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:18,506 [ HORN HONKS IN DISTANCE ] 100 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:24,478 -[ SCOFFS ] YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I WONDER, 101 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:27,715 IF I DIDN'T SAY SOMETHING, IF YOU'D SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. 102 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:30,584 -I LOVE YOU. -BESIDES THAT. 103 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:35,856 STOP! STOP IT. 104 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,792 CAN WE NOT STAY AT THIS THING TOO LONG? 105 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:41,261 I THINK I'M GETTING A COLD. -OKAY. 106 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:45,132 YOU LOOK HOT, MY LITTLE BUTTERCUP. 107 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,935 -NO, I DON'T. I LOOK HIDEOUS. 108 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,070 -YOU LOOK HOT. -HIDEOUS. 109 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:53,040 -IF YOU WERE A WHORE, YOU WOULD BE THE HIGHEST-GROSSING WHORE 110 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,142 IN THE AREA CODE. 111 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,210 [ LAUGHS ] CAN I HELP YOU? 112 00:07:57,244 --> 00:08:00,147 -YOU DISGUST ME. -MM, I LOVE YOU. 113 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,616 -I LOVE YOU, TOO. 114 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,757 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 115 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:22,169 -[ COUGHING ] 116 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:25,105 [ MUMBLES ] 117 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,940 I-I LOVE YOU. -I LOVE YOU, TOO. 118 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:29,777 -LET'S GO HOME SOON. -HOW MUCH HAVE YOU HAD TO DRINK? 119 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:32,713 -IT'S A GAME OF INCHES. RIGHT? -THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 120 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,782 -WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? LIKE, UH...OKAY! 121 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,950 LIKE HELL'S ANGELS OVER THERE WITH THE BEER. 122 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:40,220 YOU PUT A MARTINI IN HIS HAND, AND HE'S DRIVING A GEO METRO. 123 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,155 RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 124 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,758 -HEARD YOU INVITED HIM. 125 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,694 -DO YOU WANT TO GO GRAB ANOTHER BEER? 126 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:49,697 -YES. YEAH. MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOME SLEEVES FOR TOUGH GUY. 127 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:50,598 -OH. 128 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:54,334 -[ LAUGHS ] -I'M USUALLY A LOT FUNNIER. 129 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,638 PEOPLE LAUGH AT THE THINGS I SAY SOMETIMES. 130 00:08:57,671 --> 00:09:00,974 DID YOU SEE THAT BLONDE BITCH JUST EYEING ME UP AND DOWN? 131 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:01,909 -UH, NO. 132 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:05,178 -THAT MOUSY TURTLE. WISH I HAD A HAMMER. 133 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,980 -HEY. COME HERE. 134 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,982 I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE THAT BAD. 135 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:11,151 -THAT'S RIGHT. I FORGOT -- YOU WANT TO BE THOSE PEOPLE. 136 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,953 -I DO NOT. 137 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,155 -WELL, THEN WHY DID YOU TELL THEM YOU WERE IN MED SCHOOL? 138 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,990 -BECAUSE I PRACTICALLY AM. 139 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:20,260 -NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU SHOULDN'T LIE TO IMPRESS PEOPLE, TIM. 140 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:23,363 -HEY, OKAY. I DIDN'T WANT TO EXPLAIN IT ALL IS WHY. 141 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,966 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 142 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,167 -I'M SORRY. I'M... 143 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,603 I'M JUST NOT FEELING VERY GOOD. CAN WE GO? 144 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:31,839 -COME ON, KENDAL'S ALMOST ON HIS WAY HERE. 145 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:34,374 -YOU SAID THAT THREE HOURS AGO. HE'S NOT GONNA SHOW 146 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,843 WHILE I'M STILL HERE. 147 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,611 -COME ON. LET'S JUST HAVE ONE MORE BEER. 148 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,947 HEY, CAROLINE. [ SIGHS ] OKAY, FINE. 149 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,182 I WILL GO SAY GOODBYE TO THE GUYS, 150 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,151 AND YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM. 151 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,318 -OKAY. -OKAY? 152 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,287 -THANK YOU. -YOU'RE WELCOME. 153 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,789 I'LL SEE YOU IN A SECOND. 154 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,123 [ SIGHS ] HEY, MAN, I GOT TO -- 155 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,892 I GOT TO TAKE OFF. CAROLINE WANTS TO GO. 156 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,326 -OH, CAROLINE. SHOTS FOR CAROLINE. 157 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,228 -NO, NO, NO, SHE WANTS TO GO. SHE DOESN'T -- 158 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,665 -CAN I GET THREE SHOTS OF PATRóN AND SOME LIMES, PLEASE? 159 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,800 -NO, SHE'S -- SHE'S GOOD. SHE JUST WANTS TO TAKE OFF. 160 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,401 -HOW OFTEN DO YOU GO OUT, TIMMY? -NEVER. 161 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,103 -YEAH, EXACTLY. -DUDE, I JUST -- 162 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,205 -HEY, HEY, HEY. Shh, shh, shh. TAKE YOUR MEDICINE. 163 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,106 -I CAN'T. I GOT TO DRIVE, MAN. 164 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,108 -WHEELER, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. CHEERS. 165 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,176 -I -- -COME ON. 166 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,211 -I CAN'T. -THERE'S CAROLINE. 167 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,681 HEY, UH, ONE MORE FOR THE LADY. -OH. NO, THANKS, MATT. WE'RE -- 168 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:16,884 -WHAT -- YOU'RE READY TO GO AT 10:00 P.M.? COME ON. 169 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,285 -IT'S 1:00. 170 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,887 -READY TO GO AT 1:00 P.M.? 171 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,255 COME ON. HOW OFTEN DO WE GET TO SEE THIS GUY? 172 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,390 WHEELER, DO YOU KNOW CAROLINE? 173 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,993 -NO, I DON'T THINK SO. NICE TO MEET YOU. 174 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,261 -NICE TO MEET YOU. UH, MATT, WE'RE -- 175 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:31,665 -HEY, LET HIM STAY OUT, ALL RIGHT? PLEASE. 176 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:35,168 HUH? HEY, WHO HERE IS HAPPY THAT IT'S SATURDAY, HUH? 177 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,203 CHEERS. 178 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,138 -CHEERS. -CHEERS. 179 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,309 -MM. UH-HUH. MM-HMM. 180 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:45,145 NOW YOU GOT ME IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. A LOT OF TROUBLE. 181 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,347 -HEY! -TIM! 182 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,017 -WHERE YOU RUSHING? -OH, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU. 183 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:50,884 -HI. -YEAH. 184 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,419 -DUDE, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? 185 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:53,954 -OUT RUNNING THE STREETS. 186 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,422 HEY, DID YOU GET THE E-MAIL I SENT YOU? 187 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,124 -OOH, LOT OF PENIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,225 -UH, I'LL BE -- 189 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,260 -WHERE YOU GOING? -ONE SECOND. 190 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,270 HEY, STOP, GOD DAMN IT! 191 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,008 CAROLINE! 192 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,043 HEY. 193 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,245 HEY. 194 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,247 HEY. HEY. 195 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,749 HEY, STOP. 196 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,250 -[ Voice breaking ] STEP THE FUCK OFF. 197 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,185 -CALM THE FUCK DOWN. WHAT IS YOUR DEAL? 198 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,419 I -- -HEY! 199 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,722 -HEY, MAN. NO, IT'S -- IT'S FINE, OKAY? 200 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,290 THIS -- THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND. 201 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:34,161 -YEAH, REALLY. UM, I'M FINE. THANK YOU. 202 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,229 -SORRY, MAN. 203 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:51,311 -OKAY. [ SCOFFS ] WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 204 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,313 HUH? IS IT REALLY WORTH MAKING A SCENE? 205 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,348 -SCREW YOU. THAT -- THAT WAS HUMILIATING. 206 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,450 -OKAY. WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO? 207 00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:00,320 -[ SCOFFS ] YOU C-- YOU COULD'VE STUCK UP FOR ME, TIM. 208 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,422 YOU COULD'VE TOLD THEM THAT I WAS SICK. 209 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,925 -I DID TELL THEM THAT YOU WERE SICK. 210 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,995 -EVERYBODY THINKS I'M THIS -- THIS HORRIBLE, 211 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:11,364 OVER-POSSESSIVE GIRLFRIEND WHO JUST RUINS EVERYBODY'S FUN. 212 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:16,503 THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING, TIM, AND YOU WERE JUST... 213 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:21,308 -OKAY, LOOK, I'M SORRY. 214 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,275 I AM. I'M SORRY. 215 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,146 -YOU KNOW WHAT? I WISH I JUST HAD ONE GOOD GIRLFRIEND 216 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,916 OUT HERE -- JUST ONE -- THAT I COULD JUST SIT BACK 217 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,051 AND TALK SHIT ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE WITH. 218 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,320 I MEAN, I REMEMBER THOSE PEOPLE FROM COLLEGE, 219 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,555 ALL FRATTY AND FAKE. AND THAT WHEELER GUY -- 220 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,557 I HAVE MET THAT GUY 10 FUCKING TIMES, 221 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,127 AND HE STILL ACTS LIKE HE'S NEVER MET ME BEFORE. 222 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,462 -OKAY, LOOK, I DON'T LIKE MOST OF THEM, EITHER. 223 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:46,333 -OH, PLEASE. YOU BECOME ALL... [ MOCK LAUGHS ] 224 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:49,502 -[ CHUCKLES ] 225 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,806 -I HATE THIS TOWN. 226 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,145 -HEY, COME HERE. 227 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,948 [ SIGHS DEEPLY ] 228 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,950 LOOK, ONCE I FINISH THE PROGRAM 229 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:06,253 AND I GET A FEW GOOD LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION, 230 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,121 I CAN GO TO SCHOOL ANYWHERE. 231 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,357 HEY, THE MOUNTAINS? 232 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,826 WHEREVER YOU WANT. 233 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,033 -OKAY. 234 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,335 [ SNIFFLES ] 235 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,273 [ SIGHS ] -OKAY? 236 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,440 -I LOVE YOU. 237 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,475 -[ CHUCKLES ] 238 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:33,446 AND I LOVE YOU, TOO, MY SENSITIVE LITTLE PEACH. 239 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:40,453 -YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE THAT YOU'RE A SOCIAL BEING, RIGHT? 240 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:44,324 -I'M NOT, REALLY. -NO. YOU ARE. 241 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,527 BUT IN A GOOD WAY. 242 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,899 PEOPLE ARE DRAWN TO YOU. 243 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,272 -[ SIGHS ] 244 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,144 DO YOU WANT TO MOVE IN WITH ME? 245 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:07,514 -[ CHUCKLES ] 246 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,517 -UH, I MEAN, ROY'S PLACE OPENED UP. 247 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,587 WOULD YOU BE UP FOR IT? 248 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,058 YEAH? 249 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,534 OH, HEY. -DUDE... 250 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,303 -HEY, UH, DID -- DID YOU FIND A ROOMMATE YET? 251 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,571 -WHAT? NO. -WAIT. NO? 252 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,306 -NO. -THAT'S PERFECT. OKAY, COOL. 253 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,542 WE, UH, -- WE WANT TO SWAP WITH YOU, THEN. 254 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,577 WE'D LIKE TO -- WE'D LIKE TO MOVE IN. 255 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,679 -YEAH, I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THAT NOW. 256 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,549 -REALLY? I MEAN, EARLIER, YOU SAID THE APARTMENT WAS -- 257 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,451 -YEAH, I KNOW WHAT I SAID, BUT... 258 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,219 I'M GONNA HAVE A LITTLE EXTRA COIN 259 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,488 IN MY POCKET NOW WITHOUT THAT FUCKIN' CUNT AROUND. 260 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,623 I JUST -- I JUST REALLY NEED THE SPACE. 261 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,393 -OKAY. UH, ROY... 262 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,527 COME ON, MAN, PLEASE. 263 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,497 OKAY? CAROLINE, SHE'S, LIKE, EN ROUTE WITH A U-HAUL. 264 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:01,001 I JUST -- -I'M REAL SORRY, BRO. 265 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,602 -I -- WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 266 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,471 -WELL, I WOULD DO IT. 267 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,539 -OKAY. 268 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,008 -COULD DO IT. 269 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,978 -OKAY. -I'LL SAY THAT. 270 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,348 [ SIGHS ] -WHA-- I -- 271 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:18,118 ARE YOU -- WHAT DO YOU -- -ALL RIGHT, HOW'S $500, CLEAN? 272 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:22,122 -R-ROY, I AM BROKE AS SHIT. I DON'T HA-- 273 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:25,058 LOOK, MAN, IF IT'S OPEN, COOL. OKAY? IF IT'S NOT, THEN -- 274 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,528 THEN IT'S NOT. -FOR $500. 275 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,030 -FI-- FIVE -- 276 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:30,964 YEAH. 277 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:33,433 -ALL RIGHT, $300 -- TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 278 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,205 -* OH, MOJAVE 279 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,739 -THIS THE LAST ONE? -YEAH. 280 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,108 -YES. THAT'S AWESOME. 281 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,742 [ LAUGHS ] -STOP, STOP, STOP! 282 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,277 -COME HERE. ARE YOU EXCITED? 283 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,580 ARE YOU EXCITED? -TIM! TIM! TIM! TIM, STOP. 284 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:51,484 -OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ] 285 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,121 I'M EXCITED. 286 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,755 -IS THIS WHY GUYS DROP THEIR BOXES? 287 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,290 -YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA COMPLAIN 288 00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,359 'CAUSE YOU GOT THE PILLOWS AND THE TINY BOX? 289 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,129 -I'M GONNA DROP SOMETHING. -DO YOU SEE THE SIZE OF MY BOX? 290 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,097 -"DO YOU SEE THE SIZE OF MY BOX?" 291 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,265 -HEY. 292 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,667 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 293 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:11,171 AFTER YOU. -HOME, SWEET HOME. 294 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,507 OH, THAT'S THE LAST OF IT. 295 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,576 -[ CHUCKLES ] -[ SIGHS ] SHOULD WE UNPACK? 296 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,577 -NOPE. 297 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,180 THERE IS NOT A LOT TO DO. -WHERE ARE WE GOING? 298 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,683 -WE ARE GOING TO THIS ROOM. 299 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:24,551 -AH. -AH. 300 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,386 -SHEETS. WE NEED SHEETS. 301 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:29,456 -YEAH. WHAT? NO, WE DON'T NEED SHEETS. 302 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,124 -[ CHUCKLING ] 303 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,528 -HUH? HUH? 304 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,597 [ SMOOCHES ] YEAH. 305 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,765 JUMP IN HERE. 306 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,701 -YOU'RE NOT EXHAUSTED? 307 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,504 -COME ON! 308 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,506 -OKAY. -OH, THANK GOD. 309 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,807 -I GOT MY SHOES ON THE BED. 310 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,443 -THAT'S OKAY. I'M OKAY WITH THAT. HI. 311 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,446 -HI. -HELLO. 312 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,517 -UH, GENTLE. -OKAY. GENTLE. I'LL GO GENTLE. 313 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,555 HEY, I'M NOT A BLOW-UP DOLL. 314 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,757 GENTLY. COME HERE. 315 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:09,462 -YOU ARE MY DELICATE LITTLE FLOWER. 316 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,497 -JUST HERE. 317 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,800 -MM-HMM. 318 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,603 HERE? -YEAH. 319 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,807 -NO, DON'T -- DON'T TOUCH MY FAT. 320 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,110 IGNORE THAT BIT THERE. 321 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,677 -OKAY. 322 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,579 -THERE. 323 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,416 -[ INHALES, CLEARS THROAT ] 324 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:36,456 -OW. OKAY. I'M GONNA GO AND DO SOME UNPACKING. 325 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,326 -COME ON. I'M THE ONLY ONE DOING ANY OF THE PETTING HERE. 326 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,429 -YEAH, I'M THE ONLY ONE DOING ANY OF THE UNPACKING. 327 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,730 -[ SIGHS ] 328 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,199 -[ SIGHS ] 329 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,369 -[ GRUNTS ] 330 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,539 -TIM, DON'T DO THAT. I'LL -- I'LL FINISH YOU OFF. 331 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,343 -NO, I'M NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING. I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A PISS. 332 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,411 [ GRUNTING ] 333 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,750 -WE WILL BE HAVING A QUIZ ON FRIDAY, 334 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,885 AND IT'S FOCUSED ON THE HIP JOINT, 335 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,655 SO DON'T FORGET THAT THE GREATER TROCHANTER 336 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,791 IS LOCATED ON THE UPPER OUTER ASPECT OF THE FEMUR. 337 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:15,762 OKAY. HOMEWORK FOR WEDNESDAY WILL PREPARE YOU FOR THIS QUIZ. 338 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,830 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 339 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,202 -YOU GUYS FINISHED YOUR APPLICATIONS YET? 340 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:25,505 -I SENT MINE IN EARLY ADMISSION. -YEAH? WHERE TO? 341 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,908 -JOHNS HOPKINS, COLORADO, U.C. SAN DIEGO, AND HERE. 342 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,244 -HUH. WHAT ABOUT YOU? 343 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,246 ARE YOU DONE? -ALMOST. JUST WAITING 344 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,216 TO GET MY ESSAY BACK FROM THIS PROFESSIONAL EDITOR LADY. 345 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,551 -SHE EDITS MED-SCHOOL ESSAYS PROFESSIONALLY? 346 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,820 -YEAH, AND OTHER TYPES. 347 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,522 -YEAH? HOW MUCH DOES SHE COST? 348 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,425 -TOO MUCH. 349 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,560 -OKAY. WELL, HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH? 350 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,730 -$1,300. 351 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:54,734 -GEEZ! -I WANT IT DONE RIGHT. 352 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,803 -[ SIGHS ] APPARENTLY SO. 353 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,742 -HEY, TH-THIS IS DUE IN -- IN 7 1/4 HOURS. 354 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,412 -YEAH, I'LL HAVE MY HALF HERE IN THE A.M.'s. 355 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,615 DON'T GIVE ME THOSE LOOKS, OKAY? NO LOOKS LIKE THAT. 356 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,816 YOU'LL HAVE IT. I PROMISE. 357 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,752 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 358 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:16,223 -HOPSCOTCH EDITORIAL. HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 359 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,191 NO, I'M AFRAID SHE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. 360 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,760 CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE? 361 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:21,828 YEAH. [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 362 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,530 -NO, I DIDN'T HAVE A ROUGH NIGHT. 363 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,532 DID YOU HAVE A ROUGH NIGHT? -NO, I HAD A GREAT NIGHT. 364 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,399 -YEAH? -YEAH. 365 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,834 -THAT SOUNDS -- [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 366 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:28,835 -OH, ONE SECOND. 367 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,803 THE LIEDEL CLINIC. 368 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,605 OH. HI, DR. LIEDEL. 369 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:36,909 YES, HE'S RIGHT HERE. ONE SECOND. 370 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:37,777 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 371 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,612 DR. GAFFNEY, I HAVE A ONE DR. LIEDEL 372 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,815 ON THE LINE FOR YOU. -IT IS MR. GAFFNEY, 373 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,818 AND I WILL ACCEPT THE CALL. 374 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,354 HELLO? 375 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,922 NO, IT'S A METATARSAL FRACTURE. 376 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,891 YEP. AAH, I MEAN YES. 377 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,727 MM-HMM. 378 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:58,365 [ SIGHS ] OKAY. YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW. 379 00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,198 BYE. 380 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:02,535 -WHAT KIND OF MOOD IS HE IN TODAY? 381 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,705 -MM, I'D SAY CHIPPER TO GLEEFUL. -OH. 382 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,874 -YEAH. WHAT? 383 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,410 WHO IS...? 384 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,811 [ CHUCKLES ] 385 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,613 LET ME SEE IT. 386 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,814 WHO IS "ANGELO"? 387 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:17,750 -MM. SOME GUY I MET LAST NIGHT. 388 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,952 -YOU SHACKED UP? 389 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,821 AND THEN HE ORDERED WITH HIS NAME? 390 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,856 WHAT AUTHORITY. 391 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,625 [ CHUCKLES ] WOW. 392 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,560 I-I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT. 393 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,596 I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S KIND OF HOT, BUT... 394 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:34,367 WELL, AS YOUR AT-WORK BOYFRIEND, I FEEL SLIGHTLY BETRAYED. 395 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,636 -WELL... 396 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,975 -[ CHUCKLES ] 397 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,944 I GOT TO GO FINISH THIS, UH... 398 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,913 DAMN WRITE-UP. 399 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,915 STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. -[ CHUCKLES ] 400 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,526 -IS THAT THE HILLER WRITE-UP? 401 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,333 HEY, IS THAT THE HILL-- -YEP. 402 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,675 HEY, LOOK AT YOU. -CHECK OUT THE BEDROOM. 403 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,545 -OH, HEY. 404 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:19,879 BED SKIRT. 405 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,047 WELL DONE. 406 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:25,652 THIS IS HISTORIC. -YEAH. 407 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,888 BUT WE SHOULD STOW THE ROLLERS SO WE CAN USE THEM TOMORROW. 408 00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:31,558 -AH, I'VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO IN THE MORNING. 409 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,660 -OH. -BUT, UH, I CAN HELP TOMORROW. 410 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,363 LET'S JUST, UH -- LET'S JUST CALL IT A NIGHT, 411 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,666 AND I'LL DO IT TOMORROW. -NO, IT'S FINE. I'LL DO IT. 412 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:40,767 -ARE YOU SURE? 413 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,736 -YEAH. YOU CAN FIX THAT HOLE IN THE WALL TOMORROW. 414 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,505 -HA HA HA. 415 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,640 YOU KNOW, THIS LITTLE PRICK AT MY LAB 416 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:51,077 TRIED TO GUILT ME INTO STAYING LATER TODAY. 417 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,446 HE ACTS LIKE I DON'T DO MY SHARE OF THE WORK. 418 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,047 -THIS THE MCDB? -MM-HMM. 419 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:58,017 -YOU DID EVERYTHING ON THAT NEUROGENESIS THING. 420 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,920 -HELL, YEAH, I DID. -AND THE PEPTIDE PROJECT. 421 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,755 -I KNOW. -SCREW HIM. 422 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,424 -SCREW HIM! 423 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,465 THIS IS NICE. 424 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,801 -YEAH. 425 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:15,935 IT IS. 426 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:19,506 -HEY, UH, MY LITTLE SWAN SONG... 427 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:22,108 -YES? -[ CHUCKLES ] 428 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:24,043 ...DID YOU LOOK AT MY ESSAY TODAY? 429 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:28,748 -I DID, YEAH. -OH, YOU DID, HUH? 430 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:31,083 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 431 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,985 -I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD. 432 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,922 BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU REALLY NEED TO GRAB THEM BY THE THROAT, 433 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,457 TIM, YOU KNOW? 434 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:41,060 THAT WHOLE MARATHON METAPHOR, IT JUST... 435 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,096 I DIDN'T REALLY BELIEVE IT. IT DIDN'T RING TRUE TO ME. 436 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,499 -NO? -AND I DIDN'T GET A STRONG SENSE 437 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,768 OF WHY YOU WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR, YOU KNOW? 438 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,703 -UH, TO HELP PEOPLE. IT ISN'T THAT COMPLICATED. 439 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:52,705 -YEAH, BUT YOU NEED MORE. YOU NEED TO GET REALLY, 440 00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:55,141 REALLY FAR IN THERE. I THINK YOU SHOULD ALSO, LIKE, GO BACK 441 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,677 TO THE FACT YOU'RE OLDER, AND, LIKE, REALLY PLAY IT UP, 442 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,546 LIKE YOU'VE HAD ALL THIS LIFE EXPERIENCE. 443 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,080 -HUH. -MAYBE TALK ABOUT SKI RACING, 444 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,784 YOU KNOW -- HOW IT HELPS YOU FOCUS AND FOLLOW THROUGH, 445 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:08,788 HOW ONE RUN ISN'T ENOUGH. YOU NEED TWO TO WIN. 446 00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:11,057 -HMM. 447 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:11,924 ALL RIGHT. 448 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,694 I KNEW I KEPT YOU AROUND FOR SOME REASON. 449 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:18,064 YOU'RE SMART, AND YOU'RE SEXY, AND YOU LOOK OKAY NAKED. 450 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,767 -[ CHUCKLES ] 451 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,006 [ CLATTERING ] 452 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,875 CAROLINE? 453 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:38,117 WHAT -- -JUST A TEST. YOU PASSED. 454 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,653 -WOW. YOU LITTLE... 455 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:43,155 DOES, UH -- DOES CAROLINE NEED ATTENTION? 456 00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:44,857 HUH? DOES CAROLINE NEED ATTENTION? 457 00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:46,826 -NO! NO, I DON'T! I DON'T NEED ANY -- 458 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,028 I DON'T NEED ANY ATTENTION! NO, NO, NO! NO! 459 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:51,631 [ BOTH GRUNT ] 460 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:54,033 I'M COVERED IN PAINT! -THAT'S OKAY. 461 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,102 -MNH -- -MM. 462 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,070 COME ON. JUST A QUICK LITTLE BANG-BANG. 463 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,006 -YOU'RE GETTING PAINT ON THE BED. 464 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,942 -SO? -YOU'RE SUCH A BEAST! 465 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:04,143 -[ CHUCKLES ] 466 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,245 ALL RIGHT. CAN YOU BLAME ME? 467 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,814 I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU. 468 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:10,216 YOU HAVE A SEXY ASS, A SEXY FACE. 469 00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:13,085 LET'S JUST -- LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN. 470 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,789 -THERE'S A TON OF PAINTING TO DO. 471 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,190 -HEY. 472 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:22,161 HEY. 473 00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:27,734 -CAN YOU JUST BE PATIENT WITH ME? 474 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:32,605 I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU WITH MY CRAP. 475 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,106 -[ SIGHS ] 476 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:37,109 COME HERE. 477 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:41,514 HEY, YOUR CRAP IS MY CRAP. 478 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,719 -[ SIGHS ] 479 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:51,223 -TELL ME. -I DON'T KNOW. I JUST... 480 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:55,227 I MISS THE WAY I USED TO FEEL ABOUT MYSELF. 481 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:57,964 I MEAN, I DON'T FEEL ATTRACTIVE HERE, FOR ONE. 482 00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:58,931 -NO, COME ON. HEY. 483 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:02,935 DON'T LET THIS ENVIRONMENT DO THAT TO YOU. 484 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:06,105 YOU ARE A VERY... 485 00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:08,741 VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 486 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:12,011 -I FEEL REALLY SUPERFICIAL EVEN SAYING ANY OF THAT. 487 00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:14,080 -MNH-MNH. 488 00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:15,948 HEY. 489 00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:20,887 WE ARE GONNA HAVE AN AMAZING TIME HERE. 490 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,088 -[ CHUCKLES ] 491 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:25,324 -AND YOU ARE GORGEOUS. 492 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,794 [ FLOOR CREAKING ] 493 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,899 ARE YOU EXCITED? -YEAH. 494 00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:35,267 -YEAH? -YEAH. 495 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:42,541 [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] 496 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,914 [ YAWNS ] 497 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:49,115 GOOD MORNING. 498 00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:50,983 -GOOD MORNING. 499 00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:55,688 YEAH, HEY, COME HERE. 500 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,857 CHECK OUT THIS THING THAT KENDAL SENT ME. 501 00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,225 [ MOUSE CLICKING ] 502 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:01,994 -[ MOANING PASSIONATELY ] 503 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,900 -YOU JUST BEEN JACKING OFF IN HERE ALL NIGHT? 504 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:11,203 -NO, THIS GIRL USED TO LIVE NEXT TO ME WHEN I WAS GROWING UP. 505 00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:16,042 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? SHE'S A PORN STAR. 506 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:18,210 -MMM. -YEAH. 507 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,179 -HEY. -HMM? 508 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:23,282 -I FOUND THIS AT THE BOOKSTORE. 509 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:26,853 -WHAT IS... 510 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:29,055 TH-THANK YOU. 511 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,222 THIS -- [ SCOFFS ] 512 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:33,893 MY BUDDY CHRIS AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS BOOK. 513 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:34,994 COME HERE. 514 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,963 -YOU LIKE? -I DO. 515 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,197 GOD, YOU'RE SEXY. 516 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:39,666 -WASN'T THAT NICE OF ME? 517 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:44,737 -YES. IT WAS VERY, VERY NICE OF YOU. 518 00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:54,246 BAM. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER? 519 00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,819 UM, DR. LIEDEL? [ KNOCKS ] 520 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:02,221 -HMM? -I'M GONNA START AMY. 521 00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:03,823 -GREAT. 522 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:06,025 -OKAY. UH... 523 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,193 R-REALLY QUICK, UH, 524 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:11,764 DID YOU GET A CHANCE TO WRITE MY RECOMMENDATION LETTER? 525 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:14,166 -OH. YES, YES, YES. I'M SO SORRY. 526 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,668 I WILL DO THAT. -OKAY. 527 00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:17,369 I MEAN, IT'S JUST BECAUSE I -- 528 00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:20,239 YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING MY APPLICATION PROCESS 529 00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:23,042 OVER THE NEXT COUPLE WEEKS -- -TIM, THIS WEEKEND. 530 00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:23,776 I WILL DO IT. 531 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:27,980 -OKAY. THANK YOU, DR. LIEDEL. 532 00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:30,282 ALL RIGHT, SO IT'S TYPICALLY FAST AND PAINLESS. 533 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:32,752 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA BE LIKE? 534 00:27:32,785 --> 00:27:34,821 ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE YOUR HAND. 535 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:38,825 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 536 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,459 YOU FEEL THAT IN YOUR HAND? -MNH-MNH. 537 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,461 -REALLY? 'CAUSE I JUST SPIT IN YOUR HAND. 538 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,230 YOU DON'T FEEL THAT? 539 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:46,265 [ CHUCKLES ] I'M JUST KIDDING. 540 00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:49,268 BUT THAT NOTHINGNESS THAT YOU'RE FEELING, 541 00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:51,270 THAT'S WHAT IT'S GONNA BE LIKE. 542 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:52,138 -HEY, TIM? -HMM? 543 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,240 -CAN YOU TAKE THIS UP TO ACCOUNTING? 544 00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:56,909 -OH, NO, I CAN'T. I GOT TO FINISH AMY'S PRE-OP. 545 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:59,111 HEY, WHERE'S, UH -- WHERE'S MINDY? 546 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:00,279 -SHE'S OUT. 547 00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:03,249 I'LL DO AMY. AFTER THAT, CAN YOU PICK UP THE LOBBY, TOO? 548 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:04,717 -HA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 549 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,252 YOU CAN'T DO ALL THIS? 550 00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:07,754 -I'M YOUR SUPERIOR, TIM. 551 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,756 -OKAY, ALL RIGHT, LOOK, MAN, 552 00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:12,224 YOU DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO, 553 00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,994 ESPECIALLY WHEN I GOT BIGGER THINGS ON MY PLATE. 554 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:15,928 -MM-HMM. 555 00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:18,364 -VICTOR...HEY, OKAY. OKAY, OKAY, I'LL -- 556 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:22,434 -DR. LIEDEL, THAT'S LIKE THE FIFTH TIME, 557 00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:25,104 AND I'VE TOLD HIM... [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 558 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:30,777 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 559 00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:33,279 -WHAT'S GOING ON? -HMM? NOTHING. NO -- 560 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:37,483 -VICTOR ASKS YOU TO COVER FOR AN EMPLOYEE WHO'S OUT SICK, 561 00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:39,151 YOU DO IT. -I-I WAS. 562 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:42,388 -THIS MAY BE MEDICINE, BUT IT IS ALSO A BUSINESS. 563 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:44,924 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? -I DO. 564 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:47,526 -I DON'T NEED THIS. -OKAY. 565 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,329 SORRY, DR. LIEDEL. 566 00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:52,198 -THANKS, MAN. 567 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,207 -[ SIGHS ] -HEY. 568 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,474 -HEY. 569 00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:09,348 [ SIGHS ] 570 00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:11,350 [ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ] 571 00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:13,419 [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] 572 00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:22,895 [ CELLPHONE HUMS ] 573 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:33,272 [ HORN HONKS TO THE TUNE OF "LA CUCARACHA" IN THE DISTANCE ] 574 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:39,445 -TIM, WHY DON'T YOU COME IN HERE? 575 00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:42,348 -[ SIGHS, CHUCKLES ] 576 00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:44,416 [ GROANS SOFTLY ] 577 00:29:55,227 --> 00:29:56,228 [ CHUCKLES ] 578 00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:58,497 MY SWEET, IT'S... 579 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,273 [ SIGHS ] 580 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,341 [ RUSTLING ] 581 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:41,941 [ BOTH GRUNTING SOFTLY ] 582 00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:01,093 -OH, JUST...FORGET IT. 583 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:03,362 [ SIGHS ] 584 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:08,300 [ CELLPHONE CHIMES ] 585 00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:09,568 [ SIGHS ] 586 00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:15,942 [ WATER RUNNING ] 587 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,581 -CAROLINE, OPEN UP. 588 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:33,159 [ CHUCKLES ] 589 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:39,966 HEY, MY SWEET, I'M COMING IN, OKAY? I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL. 590 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,609 CAROLINE... 591 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:53,512 -I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 592 00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,085 -I'M COMING IN. 593 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:03,589 -NO, DON'T COME IN. IT'S TOO COLD FOR TWO PEOPLE. 594 00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:05,657 -HEY. 595 00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:48,400 -[ MOANING ] 596 00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:57,543 -YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT MIXING TEA WITH COFFEE? 597 00:32:57,576 --> 00:33:02,014 -NO. -HUH. 598 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:09,321 -WHAT'S WRONG WITH LAWRENCE? 599 00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:11,590 -HE WOKE UP. 600 00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:14,760 -[ CHUCKLING ] 601 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:20,699 -CAROLINE, COULD YOU COME INTO MY OFFICE, PLEASE? 602 00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:27,173 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT TO DO, ULTIMATELY? 603 00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:28,774 -UM... 604 00:33:28,807 --> 00:33:30,676 WELL, I MEAN, I-I DON'T REALLY KNOW, 605 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:33,279 BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT GETTING INTO N.G.O. WORK. 606 00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:35,547 -SO, L.A.'s GROWING ON YOU, THEN? 607 00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:37,449 -[ SCOFFS ] YEAH, LIKE MOLD. 608 00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:38,617 [ CHUCKLES ] 609 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:41,620 NO, I-I DON'T KNOW. I THINK THAT ANY TOWN IS TOLERABLE 610 00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:43,222 WITH A GOOD GROUP OF FRIENDS, 611 00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:46,125 WHICH, I MEAN, I DON'T HAVE YET. 612 00:33:46,158 --> 00:33:47,826 I MEAN, POOR TIM, HE'S -- 613 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:52,298 HE'S BEEN, LIKE, BOYFRIEND, BEST FRIEND, SHRINK. 614 00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:55,701 -RIGHT. 'CAUSE, UM, I'M GONNA BE LEAVING THE COMPANY SOON. 615 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:58,470 -OH. NO. -MM, YEAH. 616 00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:00,439 AND, UM... 617 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:03,775 BRIAN ASKED ME IF I COULD THINK OF A SUITABLE REPLACEMENT. 618 00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:07,779 I MENTIONED YOU. 619 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:09,648 -REALLY? -MM. 620 00:34:13,819 --> 00:34:15,587 -CHEERS. -CHEERS. 621 00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:18,757 -WHOO! GOOD JOB. 622 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:22,561 -IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE WHEN I FIRST STARTED THIS JOB, 623 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:24,496 I SAID THAT, AFTER A FEW WEEKS, 624 00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:27,766 I WAS ONLY GONNA LEAVE WHEN MY RUBBER-BAND BALL 625 00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:30,236 WAS AS BIG AS MY HEAD. -HOW BIG IS IT NOW? 626 00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:32,638 -IT'S PRETTY BIG, BUT NOT THAT BIG. 627 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,806 -YEAH? -AND WHAT CAN I GET YOU GUYS? 628 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,842 -ACTUALLY, DID YOU KNOW THAT, AS OF TODAY, 629 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,744 MY GIRLFRIEND HERE WILL NOW BE RUNNING 630 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,879 AN ENTIRE BRANCH OF A POST-PRODUCTION FACILITY 631 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,149 AND NOW OCCUPIES A CORNER OFFICE? 632 00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:45,284 I MEAN, THAT IS THE ARCHETYPICAL SYMBOL OF BADASS-NESS. 633 00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:48,187 -WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. WHAT CAN I GET YOU FOR DINNER? 634 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:50,456 -OH, I'M GONNA HAVE, UH, THE FISH TACOS. 635 00:34:50,489 --> 00:34:51,357 -ALL RIGHT. 636 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:54,793 -AND IT'S NOT A CORNER OFFICE, BUT... 637 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:56,462 STILL PRETTY NICE. 638 00:34:57,796 --> 00:35:00,299 -[ CHUCKLES ] 639 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:02,834 [ BOTH PANTING ] 640 00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:05,504 THAT WAS RAD. 641 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:11,810 I THINK WE SHOULD START TALKING DIRTY TO EACH OTHER. 642 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:12,944 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 643 00:35:12,978 --> 00:35:16,615 -NO. COULD YOU ACTUALLY DO IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE? 644 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:18,784 -UM...THAT'S TRUE. -YEAH. 645 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:23,489 -YEAH. BUT I CAN SAY ONE THING AS STRAIGHT AS A POLE -- 646 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:29,195 THAT I REALLY, REALLY ENJOYED BEEPING YOU JUST THEN. 647 00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:29,928 -MM? 648 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,863 -MM-HMM. I CAN SAY THAT. -YEAH? 649 00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:33,732 -YEAH, I COULD SAY THAT. 650 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:41,139 BEEP. [ KISSES ] 651 00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:45,777 BEEP. -OKAY, STOP IT. 652 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,446 -BEEP. -BEEP. 653 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:48,914 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 654 00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:51,850 -BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP! 655 00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:55,321 -OHH! ALL SEXUAL ATTRACTION'S OUT THE WINDOW FOR YOU. 656 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,524 MM. -MM. 657 00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:00,959 -YOUR BODY LOOKS FIERCE RIGHT NOW. 658 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:04,530 -[ LAUGHS ] YOU'RE SUCH A BRAT. 659 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:07,199 I DON'T EVEN ACCEPT YOUR COMPLIMENT. 660 00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:09,668 -YOU HAVE GORGEOUS EYES. 661 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:28,420 [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 662 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,889 -* DON'T NEED NO BREAK-UPS 663 00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:33,992 -DO YOU LIKE IT? IS IT BIG ENOUGH? 664 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,363 -* DON'T NEED NO FRIENDS AT ALL * 665 00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:38,997 -YOU NEED SOMETHING TO LINK THESE TOGETHER, 666 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,799 'CAUSE OTHERWISE IT'S JUST OUT OF THE BLUE, 667 00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:42,234 AND IT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE ANY SENSE. 668 00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:43,502 -YEAH. -I FEEL LIKE... 669 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,837 THE WAY YOU GO INTO THE LAST SECTION, 670 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:48,874 IT CAN BE MORE PERSONAL, AND... -OKAY. 671 00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:06,292 -CAN I GET YOUR NAME, PLEASE? 672 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:09,761 AND I'LL HAVE THE DOCTOR RETURN YOUR PHONE CALL. 673 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:11,430 AND WHAT IS THIS REGARDING? 674 00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:16,368 -* IT'S WALKABILITY 675 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:19,905 * IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME 676 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:26,312 * I'VE GOT MY STUPID CAR 677 00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:30,382 * AND IT'S RUNNIN' FINALLY 678 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:33,652 * BUT IT'S RUNNIN' AWAY FROM ME * 679 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:44,996 [ LAUGHTER ] -THERE'S NO COMMENTS. 680 00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:47,766 -I HAVE NO IDEA. ARE YOU TRYING TO KISS MY NOSE? 681 00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,481 -YOU WANT APPLES? 682 00:38:20,466 --> 00:38:21,567 -MAN... 683 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,770 THAT ASS MAKES ME WANT TO WRITE A POEM. 684 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:27,072 [ LAUGHS ] 685 00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:34,045 -KENDAL, WHAT'S UP, PAL? HOW ARE YOU, MAN? 686 00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,014 UH...CRAP, MAN. SORRY IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 687 00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:37,749 IT'S BEEN, UH -- IT'S BEEN CRAZY 688 00:38:37,783 --> 00:38:40,051 WITH THIS PRE-MEDICAL MAGIC OVER HERE. 689 00:38:40,085 --> 00:38:44,956 -* IT'S WALKABILITY 690 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,993 * IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME 691 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:50,496 -SO, ANYWAY, I GET UP FOR ONE SECOND, 692 00:38:50,529 --> 00:38:53,499 AND THIS -- THIS GIRL -- THIS POST-PRODUCER GIRL, 693 00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:56,034 SHE GETS UP TO CHECK HER E-MAIL AT MY DESK. 694 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:57,769 [ SCOFFS ] MY DESK. 695 00:38:57,803 --> 00:39:01,440 ANYWAY, I'M LIKE, "UH, HEY, UM, LEXINGTON, 696 00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:05,076 THERE'S A CLIENT COMPUTER THAT YOU CAN USE." 697 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:08,079 YOU KNOW, SHE APOLOGIZES AND LEAVES. 698 00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:14,085 AND THEN TODAY -- MM -- SHE'S AT MY DESK AGAIN. 699 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:16,021 DO YOU NOT CARE? [ CHUCKLES ] 700 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:17,556 -NO, I DO. THIS GIRL... 701 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:19,090 WELL, SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE SUCKS. 702 00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:20,959 -YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S JUST SO IRRITATING. 703 00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:22,160 -MM-HMM. 704 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:25,096 -SHE WANTS TO USE THE COMPANY DigiBetas, AND I TELL HER, 705 00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:27,833 YOU KNOW, "EVEN THOUGH THEY DO BRING IN A LOT OF BUSINESS 706 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,436 AND THEY'RE NOT THAT EXPENSIVE," I'M LIKE, YOU KNOW, 707 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:36,942 "I'M HELD ACCOUNTABLE TO THIS. IF BRIAN ASKS --" 708 00:39:36,975 --> 00:39:39,945 -WHAT? I'M LISTENING. OKAY, YEAH. SHE SUCKS. 709 00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:42,981 I HATE HER. -NEVER MIND. 710 00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:44,850 -BABY... [ SIGHS ] 711 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,653 I REALLY AM LISTENING, OKAY? I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. 712 00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:49,788 I MEAN, IF THE DigiBetas BRING IN MONEY, 713 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,890 THEN WHY NOT JUST LET A FEW OF THEM GO? 714 00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,560 -TIM, I JUST TOLD YOU THAT IF SHE USES THE TAPES, 715 00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:56,962 THEN I GET INTO TROUBLE. -OKAY. I REALIZE THAT. 716 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:59,064 I'M JUST PLAYING DEVIL'S ADVOCATE HERE. 717 00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:02,100 I'M JUST SAYING, IF THE TAPES BRING IN THE BUSINESS -- 718 00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:04,002 -OKAY, I DON'T WANT ADVICE. OKAY? 719 00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:06,672 YOU'RE REALLY BAD AT THIS. 720 00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:09,841 -I AM NOT. -YEAH, YOU ARE. 721 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:10,876 -[ CHUCKLES ] 722 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,544 [ SILVERWARE SCRAPING ] 723 00:40:12,578 --> 00:40:14,780 FINE. 724 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:26,658 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 725 00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,898 -GET OFF. I'M EATING. -COME ON. 726 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:34,566 I LOVE YOU. 727 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,101 [ SCOFFS ] 728 00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:37,903 I LOVE YOU. 729 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:41,907 -WE CAN'T COMMUNICATE. -YES, WE CAN. OKAY? JUST... 730 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,710 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT WORK OR -- OR THE WORK DAY. 731 00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:47,479 I KNOW HOW IT IS. I DON'T WANT TO EXTEND IT. IT'S -- 732 00:40:47,513 --> 00:40:49,881 -WELL, THAT IS WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY LIFE, SO... 733 00:40:49,915 --> 00:40:51,983 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT? 734 00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:53,485 -I DON'T KNOW. CAN WE JUST -- 735 00:40:53,519 --> 00:40:57,455 CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, ANYWAY? 736 00:41:01,627 --> 00:41:03,662 I'M SORRY. 737 00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:12,904 [ HUFFS ] 738 00:41:12,938 --> 00:41:16,975 -[ MOCKINGLY HUFFS ] -[ CHUCKLES ] 739 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:20,178 COME ON! WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING ABOUT, ANYWAY? 740 00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:23,582 AND WHY? COME ON. WHY GO TO BED PISSED OFF? 741 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:25,917 LOOK, I'M GETTING REALLY FUCKING TIRED, CAROLINE. 742 00:41:25,951 --> 00:41:29,521 I-I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE. 743 00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:33,692 -SAY THE WORD AND I'M GONE. -[ SIGHS ] 744 00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:37,563 COME ON. YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT HOW I MEANT IT. 745 00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:43,569 HEY. 746 00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:44,970 HEY. 747 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:49,174 DO YOU KNOW 748 00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:52,978 THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY WOMAN THAT I EVER WANT TO IMPRESS? 749 00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:59,017 NOTHING ELSE MATTERS. 750 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:04,122 [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT ARE YOU -- 751 00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:06,324 -THANK YOU. 752 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:09,127 [ CHUCKLES ] -ALL RIGHT. CUT THAT OUT. 753 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:13,098 -THANK YOU. 754 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:15,166 DON'T BE MEAN. -I'M SORRY. 755 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,036 -AND LISTEN MORE. -[ SIGHS ] 756 00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:19,571 YEAH. 757 00:42:21,339 --> 00:42:23,174 -OPEN UP YOUR LEGS. -NO. 758 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:26,144 -YEAH, PLEASE. I WANT TO PUT MY FEET IN. 759 00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:28,313 -OW, CADAVER TOES! 760 00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:31,116 WHAT -- ARE YOU DEAD? -I'M COLD. 761 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:34,152 -[ CHUCKLES ] 762 00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:36,287 [ GROANS SOFTLY ] 763 00:42:36,321 --> 00:42:38,857 GOOD NIGHT, MY LITTLE BUTTERCUP. 764 00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:43,128 I'M SORRY THAT I SUCK. 765 00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:45,163 -OH, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 766 00:42:45,196 --> 00:42:47,933 I'M JUST SAYING -- -NO, NO, NO. I KNOW. 767 00:42:47,966 --> 00:42:51,903 I KNOW. LET'S JUST -- LET'S JUST GO TO BED. 768 00:42:51,937 --> 00:42:53,772 [ SIGHS ] 769 00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:02,080 -I LOVE YOU. 770 00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:04,315 -[ CHUCKLES ] 771 00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:06,051 I LOVE YOU. 772 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:08,219 -WILL YOU PICK UP YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES TOMORROW? 773 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:12,157 -[ SIGHS ] YES. LET'S GO TO SLEEP. 774 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:13,124 -HEY, TIM? -MM-HMM? 775 00:43:13,158 --> 00:43:16,061 -WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED APPLYING TO SCHOOLS, 776 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:19,030 CAN WE GO ON A TRIP TOGETHER? -[ CHUCKLES ] 777 00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:21,232 YES. 778 00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,902 -ISN'T IT NICE THAT I WANT TO GO ON A TRIP WITH YOU? 779 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,003 -[ MOCK SNORES ] 780 00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:27,639 -I WANT A BOYFRIEND THAT WANTS TO DO THINGS WITH ME. 781 00:43:27,673 --> 00:43:30,308 -[ CHUCKLES ] HEY. 782 00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:32,644 DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 783 00:43:32,678 --> 00:43:35,313 IT'S BEDTIME, NOT FIGHT TIME. 784 00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:37,382 -I KNOW. I'M NOT FIGHTING. 785 00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:39,651 -OKAY. -OKAY? I'M JUST SAYING. 786 00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:41,252 GOOD NIGHT. -GOOD NIGHT. 787 00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:43,288 -GOOD NIGHT. -GOOD NIGHT. 788 00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:45,691 -GOOD NIGHT. -[ CHUCKLES ] GOOD NIGHT. 789 00:43:45,724 --> 00:43:48,927 -WELL, YOUR GRADES ARE GOOD, YOUR MCATs ARE OKAY. 790 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,761 -MM-HMM. 791 00:43:49,795 --> 00:43:51,763 -BUT WHAT COULD POTENTIALLY HURT YOU 792 00:43:51,797 --> 00:43:53,431 IS WHAT WE'VE DISCUSSED ALL ALONG -- 793 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,667 YOUR PREVIOUS UNDERGRADUATE GRADES. 794 00:43:55,701 --> 00:43:57,335 -RIGHT. BUT MY PRE-REQS ARE SOLID. 795 00:43:57,368 --> 00:44:01,206 -YEAH. YEAH, THEY ARE. 796 00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,909 BUT, UM, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE NOT ACCEPTED, 797 00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:06,444 I MEAN, IT CAN TAKE SEVERAL TRIES FOR SOME. 798 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:10,882 -ESSAYS AND RECOMMENDATIONS -- 799 00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:13,685 THEY CAN MAKE UP FOR DEFICIENCIES, RIGHT? 800 00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,187 -YES, IF THEY'RE EXCEPTIONAL. 801 00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:35,106 -HI. 802 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:36,307 -HI. 803 00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:39,410 THEY'RE NICE. -UH-HUH. 804 00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:42,347 LOOK, I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO LOOK AT YOUR ESSAY. 805 00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:43,281 -THAT IS OKAY BECAUSE I... 806 00:44:43,314 --> 00:44:45,350 ACTUALLY JUST PRINTED OFF A BRAND-NEW COPY, 807 00:44:45,383 --> 00:44:46,985 AND THIS ONE IS SOLID. 808 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:50,388 -TIM, I'M HAVING DRINKS WITH THE OWNER, SO... 809 00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:51,356 -OH. -OKAY? 810 00:44:51,389 --> 00:44:53,224 -UH, WELL... 811 00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:01,399 COME ON. HAVE YOU NOT HAD A CHANCE? 812 00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:03,034 -DON'T PRESS ME, TIM. 813 00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:05,871 -WELL, AM I AT LEAST ON THE RIGHT TRACK HERE -- 814 00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:07,939 I MEAN AFTER A QUICK SPELL CHECK? 815 00:45:07,973 --> 00:45:10,508 OKAY, YOU KNOW, I, UH -- DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT. 816 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,444 I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING INTO PAYING SOMEBODY TO DO IT. 817 00:45:13,478 --> 00:45:14,445 -YOU CAN DO THAT? 818 00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:17,148 -GET ME THE 416 RADIOGRAPHS. 819 00:45:17,182 --> 00:45:19,885 -DR. LIEDEL? -I SENT IN YOUR RECS. 820 00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:22,888 -OH. UH... 821 00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:24,255 THANKS. 822 00:45:24,289 --> 00:45:27,225 WOULD YOU PLEASE LOOK AT IT AGAIN? 823 00:45:27,258 --> 00:45:28,259 -I'M BUSY. 824 00:45:28,293 --> 00:45:29,427 -THIS IS MY FUTURE HERE. 825 00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:31,797 -EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOUR FUTURE -- 826 00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:34,032 THE -- THE MOVE HERE, MEDICAL SCHOOL. 827 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:35,934 -WHY NOT FIGURE OUT CAREER STUFF -- 828 00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:38,003 ANY TOWN, WITH LIMITLESS OPPORTUNITIES? 829 00:45:38,036 --> 00:45:39,871 ISN'T THAT WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS SAID? 830 00:45:39,905 --> 00:45:44,309 AND LOOK AT YOU NOW! THIS IS AWESOME! 831 00:45:44,342 --> 00:45:47,445 -I'M HERE FOR YOU AND YOU ALONE, WITH ABSOLUTELY NO GUARANTEES 832 00:45:47,478 --> 00:45:49,247 THAT YOUR FUTURE EVEN INCLUDES ME. 833 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,883 -YEAH, WELL, THERE'S A LOT BETTER CHANCE THAT IT DOES 834 00:45:51,917 --> 00:45:54,853 IF I CAN... THIS -- THIS FUCKING ESSAY. 835 00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:56,855 I JUST...I... [ SIGHS ] 836 00:45:56,888 --> 00:45:59,490 GOD, I -- YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S FINE. 837 00:45:59,524 --> 00:46:03,161 IT'S FINE. I'LL JUST... -[ SIGHS ] 838 00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:06,364 PRINT IT OUT. 839 00:46:06,397 --> 00:46:08,499 -PRINT IT OUT? -YEAH. PRINT THE ESSAY OUT. 840 00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:11,336 -AND YOU'RE GONNA READ IT? -NO, I'M JUST GONNA SHIT ON IT. 841 00:46:11,369 --> 00:46:13,304 -YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT IT? -YES. 842 00:46:13,338 --> 00:46:14,439 -OH, MY GOSH. YOU'RE AMAZING. 843 00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:16,141 OH, I LOVE YOU. 844 00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:19,044 THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I'M SORRY, OKAY? I KNOW. 845 00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:23,048 I'M -- I'M SORRY, BUT I HAVE NOBODY ELSE TO HELP ME WITH IT. 846 00:46:23,081 --> 00:46:23,915 -[ CHUCKLES ] 847 00:46:23,949 --> 00:46:26,384 YOU GONNA FIX THAT HOLE IN THE WALL? 848 00:46:26,417 --> 00:46:27,518 -YES. -MM-HMM. YEAH? YEAH? 849 00:46:27,552 --> 00:46:29,821 -I'M GONNA FIX THE HOLE IN THE WALL. 850 00:46:57,548 --> 00:47:00,251 [ KEYS RATTLING ] 851 00:47:00,285 --> 00:47:04,122 [ DOOR OPENS ] 852 00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:05,590 -I'M BACK. 853 00:47:13,198 --> 00:47:15,300 TIM! 854 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,501 ARE YOU -- -YEAH? 855 00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:18,136 -ARE YOU KIDDING ME? -WHAT? 856 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:20,605 -PICK THEM UP. -NO, I HAVE TO GET THIS DONE. 857 00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:23,474 -IF YOU DON'T LEARN TO BALANCE WORK AND LIFE NOW, 858 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:25,276 YOU NEVER WILL. DO IT. 859 00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:27,512 -NO. 860 00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:30,315 NO. -FINE. 861 00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:31,549 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 862 00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:32,884 -WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? 863 00:47:32,918 --> 00:47:34,452 -WHAT ARE YOU -- [ SCOFFS ] 864 00:47:34,485 --> 00:47:35,486 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 865 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,889 HEY, STOP, CAROLINE -- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 866 00:47:37,923 --> 00:47:39,991 WHOA! HEY, COME ON! COME ON! STOP! LOOK, COME ON. 867 00:47:40,025 --> 00:47:41,492 I GET BOSSED AROUND ALL DAY AT WORK. 868 00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:43,294 I DON'T WANT TO GET BOSSED AROUND HERE. 869 00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:45,096 -I'VE ASKED YOU NICELY A THOUSAND TIMES! 870 00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:47,632 I'M NOT BOSSING YOU AROUND! I'M ASKING YOU TO PICK UP YOUR SHIT! 871 00:47:47,665 --> 00:47:49,567 -OKAY, OKAY. HEY, GIVE ME THEM. JUST -- 872 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,469 COME ON, GIVE THEM TO ME. LOOK, I'M -- 873 00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:54,372 -SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT. -I'M A REALLY BUSY PERSON. 874 00:47:54,405 --> 00:47:55,573 -OH, YEAH. LEAVE THEM THERE. 875 00:47:55,606 --> 00:47:58,543 -I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME FOR THE LITTLE THINGS. COME ON! 876 00:47:58,576 --> 00:47:59,510 -YOU MAKE TIME, TIM. 877 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,913 I DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE. I HAVE A JOB. 878 00:48:01,947 --> 00:48:03,614 I SET UP THIS WHOLE GODDAMN APARTMENT. 879 00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:06,317 I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER, OKAY? YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, TIM? 880 00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:07,552 YEAH. HERE WE GO. 881 00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:10,588 I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY YOU. 882 00:48:10,621 --> 00:48:11,990 -OKAY, THEN STOP. JUST -- 883 00:48:12,023 --> 00:48:13,959 -OH, I'LL JUST STOP. I DO EVERYTHING! 884 00:48:13,992 --> 00:48:16,027 -OKAY, I WOULD'VE GIVEN THAT LADY $10,000 885 00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:18,997 IF I HAD KNOWN IT WAS GONNA TURN INTO THIS MUCH FUCKING DRAMA! 886 00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:21,099 -FUCK YOU! -YEAH, RUN AWAY, CAROLINE! 887 00:48:21,132 --> 00:48:23,201 RUN AWAY! THAT'S WHAT YOU DO SO WELL! 888 00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:25,170 -I FUCKING HATE YOU, TIM! -OH, YEAH. 889 00:48:25,203 --> 00:48:26,604 -[ CRYING ] 890 00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:30,375 FUCKIN'... 891 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:33,178 OH. 892 00:48:38,649 --> 00:48:41,352 OH, YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! 893 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,555 OKAY, COME ON. 894 00:48:47,993 --> 00:48:50,228 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 895 00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:07,178 -SO, HOW YOU LIKING THE APARTMENT, BRO? 896 00:49:07,212 --> 00:49:08,279 [ CHUCKLES ] 897 00:49:08,313 --> 00:49:11,149 YOU REALLY SHOULD'VE BURNED SOME SAGE OR SOMETHING 898 00:49:11,182 --> 00:49:13,051 BEFORE MOVING INTO THIS PLACE. 899 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:18,289 -WHAT UP, SKINNY? WHAT'RE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 900 00:49:18,323 --> 00:49:20,391 NO. NO, YOU'RE GOING TO BARNEY'S. 901 00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:23,528 THE BEAUTIFUL MINDY. HEY, IT'S THE OLD AT-WORK BOYFRIEND. 902 00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:24,562 [ CHUCKLES ] 903 00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:27,332 I GUESS THAT'S -- THAT'S NOT REALLY FUNNY ANYMORE. 904 00:49:27,365 --> 00:49:28,566 UH, WE'RE GOING TO BARNEY'S TONIGHT, 905 00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:29,767 SO GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU WANT TO COME. 906 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,436 -KENDAL. HEY, MAN. 907 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:34,205 YEAH, I WAS THINKING I WAS GONNA HEAD OVER TO... 908 00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,674 YES. YEAH, YEAH, A FEW ICE WATERS. 909 00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:39,477 -[ LAUGHING ] DOC HOLLYWOOD! 910 00:49:39,510 --> 00:49:42,147 FINALLY LET YOU OUT OF THE CAGE, HUH? 911 00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:45,250 -THIS IS KENDAL. STEVE. RANDY, A.K.A. REPUBLICAN PROPAGANDA. 912 00:49:45,283 --> 00:49:47,252 -OH, SOMEONE'S GOT TO TELL THE TRUTH. 913 00:49:47,285 --> 00:49:49,320 -WHERE DO WE SIT? -LET'S GO BACK HERE. 914 00:49:49,354 --> 00:49:52,723 I'M TELLING YOU, CAROLINE'S THE FULL PACKAGE, MAN. 915 00:49:52,757 --> 00:49:54,392 -I KNOW. JUST... 916 00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:56,494 [ SIGHS ] SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE STRESSED, 917 00:49:56,527 --> 00:49:59,664 YOU JUST WANT TO DUMP HER SKINNY ASS, YOU KNOW? 918 00:49:59,697 --> 00:50:03,468 AND THEN THERE'S TIMES WHERE I WANT TO GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE. 919 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:04,802 -WELL, YOU GOT A GREAT GIRL. 920 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:07,772 AND YOU PROBABLY WON'T REALIZE IT TILL SHE'S GONE. 921 00:50:07,805 --> 00:50:10,075 I MEAN, IT TOOK BROOKE LEAVING ME 922 00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:11,676 BEFORE I FINALLY GOT MY SHIT TOGETHER. 923 00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:13,478 -DO YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING? 924 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:16,147 -UH, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE BEEN TREATING US SO GOOD TONIGHT 925 00:50:16,181 --> 00:50:18,149 THAT I THINK YOU DESERVE A REWARD... 926 00:50:18,183 --> 00:50:20,318 IN ADDITION TO COLD HARD CASH, OF COURSE, 927 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:22,520 WHICH MY FRIEND RANDY HERE WILL BE PROVIDING. 928 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:25,456 -WHAT? -RANDALL? 929 00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:26,557 -FINE. -YES. 930 00:50:26,591 --> 00:50:30,428 BUT...YOU GOT TO PROMISE NEVER TO TELL MY GIRLFRIEND. 931 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:31,829 -WHAT IS IT? 932 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,232 -A KISS ON THE CHEEK. -[ SCOFFS ] 933 00:50:34,265 --> 00:50:36,534 -[ CHUCKLES ] NO? ARE YOU SURE? 934 00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:38,303 -TIMMY, YOU'RE CHEESY, MAN. 935 00:50:38,336 --> 00:50:39,770 -I KNOW. 936 00:50:39,804 --> 00:50:42,473 -DID YOU GET THAT FROM A BOOK? -I DID. 937 00:50:42,507 --> 00:50:44,742 AND I SUCK AT POOL -- 938 00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:46,711 -OH! 939 00:50:46,744 --> 00:50:48,746 -I MADE THE SHOT AND SHE KISSED ME. 940 00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:50,215 -[ LAUGHS ] -DID YOU SEE THAT? 941 00:50:50,248 --> 00:50:52,550 -YOU JUST SCORED. -WHOA. AND YOU GOT -- WHAT? 942 00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:56,421 -HA HA. [ GROWLS ] 943 00:50:56,454 --> 00:50:58,689 -WHERE'S HE GOING? 944 00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:00,858 -SO... 945 00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:03,494 WHAT'S YOUR STORY? 946 00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:08,499 THAT WAS A BORING STORY. 947 00:51:08,533 --> 00:51:09,634 -[ EXHALES DEEPLY ] 948 00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:12,670 MAN, I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT SARAH REUBEN'S A PORN STAR. 949 00:51:12,703 --> 00:51:14,339 -YEAH, I KNOW. CRAZY, HUH? 950 00:51:14,372 --> 00:51:16,674 -YEAH, SHE'S GETTING RUN THROUGH! 951 00:51:16,707 --> 00:51:18,276 -YEAH. -WHERE'S SHE LIVE? 952 00:51:18,309 --> 00:51:19,744 -SHE'S RIGHT HERE IN L.A. -YEAH? 953 00:51:19,777 --> 00:51:21,679 -YEAH, DEANER HANGS OUT WITH HER SOMETIMES. 954 00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:23,348 -REALLY? -MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 955 00:51:23,381 --> 00:51:24,782 NO WAY. 956 00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:27,285 -WHAT'S UP? 957 00:51:27,318 --> 00:51:31,822 OH, PUT THAT THING AWAY, MAN. YOU'RE OUT WITH ME. COME ON. 958 00:51:31,856 --> 00:51:33,057 -AH. 959 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,494 HEY, MAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK JILL AND ERIN ARE DOING TONIGHT? 960 00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:37,628 -THEY'RE AT LOS FIELES. 961 00:51:37,662 --> 00:51:39,164 -YEAH? -YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 962 00:51:39,197 --> 00:51:39,964 -HUH. 963 00:51:39,997 --> 00:51:43,334 -YOU WANT TO HIT THAT, DON'T YOU? 964 00:51:43,368 --> 00:51:44,769 -NO. -NO, DON'T LIE TO ME. 965 00:51:44,802 --> 00:51:46,371 I KNOW YOU DO. [ LAUGHS ] 966 00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:48,273 THAT'S GOOD, THOUGH. THAT'S GOOD. 967 00:51:48,306 --> 00:51:50,675 -I LIKE TO SEE YOU GETTING OUT. SHE MIGHT HAVE HERPES, BUT -- 968 00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:53,444 THAT'S GOOD. -NO. 969 00:51:53,478 --> 00:51:54,579 -I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 970 00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:57,548 ERIN SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SOME CREAMS OR SOME SHIT. 971 00:51:57,582 --> 00:51:58,483 -NO. -YEAH. 972 00:51:58,516 --> 00:52:01,386 [ LAUGHS ] -THAT WAS COMPLETELY ACCURATE. 973 00:52:01,419 --> 00:52:03,588 TEXT ME THE ADDRESS. -YEAH. 974 00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:10,461 -SHE WAS FINE. -VERY CUTE. 975 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:15,633 -SHIT. -I KNOW. 976 00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:17,368 -WHAT THE HELL? -I KNOW. 977 00:52:21,539 --> 00:52:23,808 -[ LAUGHING ] 978 00:52:23,841 --> 00:52:26,477 -[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 979 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:37,188 [ MENOMENA'S "TAOS" PLAYS ] 980 00:52:37,222 --> 00:52:39,890 -* SO PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR TEETH * 981 00:52:39,924 --> 00:52:41,359 * I'LL SHOW MINE 982 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:45,463 * I SURE HOPE OUR P's AND Q's DON'T MIND * 983 00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:49,434 * 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN ALONE QUITE SOME TIME * 984 00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:53,404 * AND I'VE GOT TO SCRATCH THIS ITCH OF MINE * 985 00:52:53,438 --> 00:52:57,475 * AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE * 986 00:52:57,508 --> 00:53:01,746 * I'M NOT THAT SMOOTH, BUT I'M NOT BLIND * 987 00:53:01,779 --> 00:53:02,980 -HEY, YOU. -[ LAUGHS ] 988 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:04,982 -'SUP, PARTY PEOPLE? 989 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:07,785 -WHAT'S UP, GIRL? -YOU DONE WITH THE D-BAGS? 990 00:53:07,818 --> 00:53:08,919 -PLEASE. -WHAT YOU DOING? 991 00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:10,655 MAKING FRIENDS OUT THERE? -ALWAYS. 992 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:13,591 -OKAY, YEAH. YOU FIND YOURSELF TIED UP IN A BASEMENT 993 00:53:13,624 --> 00:53:15,926 WITH DUCT TAPE ON YOUR MOUTH OR SOMETHING. 994 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,795 -I LIKE IT LIKE THAT, ACTUALLY. 995 00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:19,664 -ALL RIGHT. OKAY. -HI, TIM. 996 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:22,300 -HI, JILL. SHOULD WE TAKE OFF? ARE WE KILLING YOUR GAME? 997 00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:24,902 -MNH-MNH. I GOT ALL THE MEN I NEED RIGHT HERE. 998 00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:26,837 -OH? -THAT'S RIGHT. 999 00:53:26,871 --> 00:53:28,806 DON'T YOU FORGET IT. 1000 00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:30,241 -UH-OH. -HEY. 1001 00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:31,409 -HEY. -WHOO! 1002 00:53:31,442 --> 00:53:33,944 -OH, THANK YOU. -THERE YOU GO. 1003 00:53:33,978 --> 00:53:35,880 THANK YOU FOR THAT. -TAKE IT EASY. 1004 00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:37,548 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? -WHOO. 1005 00:53:37,582 --> 00:53:39,016 -WOW. DON'T WAIT FOR US. 1006 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:41,519 -OKAY. SO I MISSED THE CHEERS. 1007 00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:42,587 [ LAUGHTER ] 1008 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,621 -CHEERS. -CHEERS. 1009 00:53:43,654 --> 00:53:46,924 [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ] 1010 00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:48,859 -[ LAUGHS ] 1011 00:53:48,893 --> 00:53:50,595 -TIM, WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 1012 00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:53,298 -DUDE, I GOT THIS, LIKE, INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH TOOTHPASTE, 1013 00:53:53,331 --> 00:53:55,032 AND IT EATS THE SIDE OF MY MOUTH. 1014 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:57,935 LITERALLY, IT'S, LIKE, PEELING THE SKIN FROM MY CHEEK. 1015 00:53:57,968 --> 00:54:00,838 -HERPES? [ LAUGHTER ] 1016 00:54:00,871 --> 00:54:01,672 -UH, NO. 1017 00:54:01,706 --> 00:54:03,508 IT'S A MILD MUCOSAL DESQUAMATION. 1018 00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:06,844 -OH. -MUCOSAL WHAT, EXACTLY? 1019 00:54:06,877 --> 00:54:08,346 -DESQUAMATION. 1020 00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:10,448 [ LAUGHTER ] -YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK 1021 00:54:10,481 --> 00:54:12,883 WE EVER HOOKED UP IN HIGH SCHOOL, DID WE? 1022 00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:14,018 -LOOK, WHAT WAS THAT? 1023 00:54:14,051 --> 00:54:17,355 WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? -OKAY. SO, SHE WENT THERE. 1024 00:54:17,388 --> 00:54:20,525 -I JUST -- I FEEL LIKE HE'S GOTTEN MUCH CUTER SINCE THEN, 1025 00:54:20,558 --> 00:54:22,660 AND -- -SINCE THE WORD HE JUST USED? 1026 00:54:22,693 --> 00:54:25,930 -THERE'S SOMETHING ATTRACTIVE ABOUT YOU BEING A DOC-- 1027 00:54:25,963 --> 00:54:28,333 YOU KNOW, I CANNOT HEAR YOU GUYS. 1028 00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:30,868 [ LAUGHTER ] NO HABLA ESPAÑOL. 1029 00:54:30,901 --> 00:54:32,703 [ DARONDO'S "LEGS" PLAYS ] 1030 00:54:32,737 --> 00:54:35,606 -YOU AND TIM NEVER HOOKED UP. WE'RE MAKING A NIGHT OF IT. 1031 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,742 -COME ON, GUYS. THE NIGHT IS YOUNG. 1032 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:39,544 -YES, IT IS. -RIGHT? 1033 00:54:39,577 --> 00:54:41,812 -WE HAVE TO MAKE IT LAST. LET'S GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE. 1034 00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:44,014 -I LOVE THAT IDEA. AAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY BOOZE. 1035 00:54:44,048 --> 00:54:46,384 -OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WE'LL GO GET SOME. 1036 00:54:48,886 --> 00:54:50,921 -[ GIBBERS ] 1037 00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:54,792 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 1038 00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:01,666 * LEGS! 1039 00:55:01,699 --> 00:55:06,003 * LOOK GOOD TO ME IN THE MORNING * 1040 00:55:06,036 --> 00:55:07,372 * LEGS! 1041 00:55:07,405 --> 00:55:09,540 -THANK YOU. -THANK YOU. 1042 00:55:09,574 --> 00:55:10,641 -[ SPITS ] 1043 00:55:10,675 --> 00:55:12,343 * LEGS! 1044 00:55:12,377 --> 00:55:13,944 -WHY'D YOU JUST FUCKING DO THAT, MAN? 1045 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:15,980 -GET OUT OF MY FACE! -MAN, I'M IN YOUR FACE, HOMEBOY! 1046 00:55:16,013 --> 00:55:18,983 I OUGHT TO KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT! 1047 00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:20,551 -I'M WITH THIS GUY RIGHT HERE. 1048 00:55:20,585 --> 00:55:22,019 -* BABY, GIVE ME SOME LEG! 1049 00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:24,889 -[ TALKING INDISTINCTLY ] 1050 00:55:24,922 --> 00:55:26,724 WATCH YOUR BACK! 1051 00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:28,593 PFFT! 1052 00:55:30,595 --> 00:55:32,630 -* NOW GIVE ME SOME LEGS 1053 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:33,764 -[ LAUGHS ] 1054 00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:41,906 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 1055 00:55:41,939 --> 00:55:42,973 -ALL RIGHT, MAN, YOU SURE? 1056 00:55:43,007 --> 00:55:44,875 THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY GRAB-ASS. 1057 00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:47,578 -WHATEVER. JUST MEET US DOWN HERE WHEN YOU'RE DONE. 1058 00:55:47,612 --> 00:55:49,980 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DONE"? NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN. 1059 00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,682 SERIOUSLY. -WELL, OKAY, SERIOUSLY. 1060 00:55:51,716 --> 00:55:53,918 MEET US WHEN YOU'RE DONE DOING NOTHING THEN. 1061 00:55:53,951 --> 00:55:54,919 -WHATEVER, MAN. 1062 00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:57,622 -WHERE YOU AT, MAN? 1063 00:55:57,655 --> 00:55:58,989 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1064 00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,891 -OH, MAN. 1065 00:56:00,925 --> 00:56:01,892 RANDY. 1066 00:56:01,926 --> 00:56:02,927 -LATER, MAN. 1067 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,094 -[ SIGHS ] 1068 00:56:04,128 --> 00:56:06,797 -WELL, YOU SAID IT WAS AMAZING. 1069 00:56:06,831 --> 00:56:09,434 -YES. AND YOU TWO, 1070 00:56:09,467 --> 00:56:11,068 IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, HOOKED UP 1071 00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:13,504 WHEN WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL IN ALEX OLSEN'S P-- 1072 00:56:13,538 --> 00:56:15,540 -I NEVER -- HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 1073 00:56:15,573 --> 00:56:17,942 -I HEARD THE ENTIRE THING. I WAS IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR. 1074 00:56:17,975 --> 00:56:20,177 ALMOST STARTED MASTURBATING RIGHT THEN AND THERE. 1075 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:24,048 -OR, AS TIM WOULD SAY, "FLICK THE BEAN," I THINK? 1076 00:56:24,081 --> 00:56:26,517 RIGHT? 1077 00:56:26,551 --> 00:56:29,019 -HONESTLY, THOUGH, I WOULD'VE LEFT ALEX OUT, 1078 00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:30,020 SO WHAT DID I DO? 1079 00:56:30,054 --> 00:56:32,122 MADE SWEET LOVE TO HIM ON HIS PARENTS' COUCH. 1080 00:56:32,156 --> 00:56:33,858 -OKAY, SEE, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT. 1081 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:35,993 I WOULDN'T SAY "MADE SWEET LOVE TO HIM." 1082 00:56:36,026 --> 00:56:38,529 SOUNDS LIKE SO "GOLDEN GIRLS." I MEAN, RIGHT? 1083 00:56:38,563 --> 00:56:40,998 -"GOLDEN GIRLS"? REALLY? -OKAY, FINE, FINE. 1084 00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:42,500 WE FUCKED ON HIS PARENTS' COUCH. 1085 00:56:42,533 --> 00:56:43,734 -YEAH! THERE YOU GO. 1086 00:56:43,768 --> 00:56:45,636 -YES. AND IT WAS VERY NICE. 1087 00:56:45,670 --> 00:56:46,637 -HOTTER. 1088 00:56:46,671 --> 00:56:47,371 -VERY NICE. 1089 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,940 -IT WAS VERY CHARITABLE OF YOU. 1090 00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:51,141 -MM. MEMORIES. 1091 00:56:51,175 --> 00:56:51,976 -[ LAUGHS ] 1092 00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:54,779 -WHAT ARE THOSE? 1093 00:56:54,812 --> 00:56:57,147 -THOSE ARE MY GHOSTS. 1094 00:56:57,181 --> 00:56:57,982 -OH, GOD. 1095 00:56:58,015 --> 00:56:59,016 -WHAT? 1096 00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:00,518 -YOU BROUGHT IT UP, DUDE. 1097 00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:01,919 -MY GHOSTS. -OH, GOD. 1098 00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:04,188 -SOMETIMES I'M WATCHING TV AND I FALL ASLEEP. 1099 00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:06,991 NO LIE -- I WAKE UP IN A DAZE 1100 00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:10,561 AND ONE OF THEM'S JUST, LIKE, FLOATING RIGHT BY MY FACE, 1101 00:57:10,595 --> 00:57:12,162 AND I SAY, "HI, GHOST," 1102 00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:15,633 AND IT SMILES AT ME AND GOES RIGHT BACK INTO ITS PICTURE. 1103 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:17,134 -YEAH, A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY. 1104 00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:17,902 -THEY PROTECT ME. 1105 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:19,570 -[ CHUCKLES ] -I'M NOT KIDDING. 1106 00:57:19,604 --> 00:57:21,472 -I KNOW. THAT'S THE SCARY PART. 1107 00:57:21,506 --> 00:57:22,773 -THEY'RE NOT SCARY. 1108 00:57:22,807 --> 00:57:25,109 -THEY'RE VERY NURTURING. 1109 00:57:25,142 --> 00:57:26,777 -WOW. SO WHAT IS THIS THING? 1110 00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:28,746 -PATANJALI. 1111 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:29,780 YOU DON'T KNOW? 1112 00:57:29,814 --> 00:57:32,683 IT'S, LIKE, A YOGA THING. YOU ACTUALLY HAVE T-- 1113 00:57:32,717 --> 00:57:36,153 THIS IS HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE. I'VE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM. 1114 00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:39,857 TAKE ONE LEG, PUT IT UP HERE AND THE OTHER ONE UP HERE, 1115 00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:43,594 AND, UH...DRAWBACK BEING THAT IT STRETCHES OUT MY PUSSY, 1116 00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:45,630 BUT, UM, IT'S VERY CALMING. 1117 00:57:45,663 --> 00:57:46,897 -[ LAUGHS ] 1118 00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:48,032 -YEAH? 1119 00:57:48,065 --> 00:57:49,500 GIVE IT A TRY. -[ CHUCKLES ] 1120 00:57:49,534 --> 00:57:51,168 I ACTUALLY -- -IT'S NOT THAT HARD. 1121 00:57:51,201 --> 00:57:53,671 -NO, NO, I GOT TO USE THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK, 1122 00:57:53,704 --> 00:57:56,140 BUT WHEN I GET BACK, WE'LL TRY THE PUSSY-STRETCH THING. 1123 00:57:56,173 --> 00:57:56,907 [ LAUGHTER ] 1124 00:57:56,941 --> 00:57:59,844 -PERFECT. DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS? 1125 00:57:59,877 --> 00:58:01,111 -YOU GOOD? OKAY. 1126 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:06,851 [ WATER RUNNING ] 1127 00:58:06,884 --> 00:58:08,586 [ WATER STOPS ] 1128 00:58:38,115 --> 00:58:39,584 -IT'S SARAH REUBEN. 1129 00:58:39,617 --> 00:58:40,918 -I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. THERE'S NO WAY. 1130 00:58:40,951 --> 00:58:43,120 -I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S THE SAME LITTLE VIRGIN FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 1131 00:58:43,153 --> 00:58:44,054 -PRESSING PLAY. -CHECK IT OUT. 1132 00:58:44,088 --> 00:58:46,123 -OH, OKAY. I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT. 1133 00:58:46,156 --> 00:58:47,224 -[ GASPS ] 1134 00:58:47,257 --> 00:58:49,193 -TOTALLY HER. -OH, MY GOD! 1135 00:58:49,226 --> 00:58:51,028 -LOOK AT THE FACE. 1136 00:58:51,061 --> 00:58:52,229 -AH! IT'S REALLY HER! 1137 00:58:52,262 --> 00:58:53,964 -OH, MY GOD! 1138 00:58:53,998 --> 00:58:57,067 -NOW WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS. 1139 00:58:57,101 --> 00:58:58,202 -NO, I DON'T -- 1140 00:58:58,235 --> 00:58:59,570 -WHAT'S UP, MAN? 1141 00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:00,170 -NO. 1142 00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:01,606 -HMM? -I CAN'T. 1143 00:59:01,639 --> 00:59:03,240 -[ SQUEALS ] -ALL RIGHT, LET'S BOUNCE. 1144 00:59:03,273 --> 00:59:04,108 -NO, NO, YOU SHOULD STAY. 1145 00:59:04,141 --> 00:59:06,243 YOU'RE GONNA GET INTO SOME KINKY SHIT. 1146 00:59:06,276 --> 00:59:07,612 -NO, FUCK THAT. LET'S GO. 1147 00:59:07,645 --> 00:59:09,079 -"THEY WATCH OVER ME." 1148 00:59:09,113 --> 00:59:10,080 -[ LAUGHS ] 1149 00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:11,215 "THEY -- THEY PROTECT ME. 1150 00:59:11,248 --> 00:59:14,251 SOME FREAKY GHOST LIKES TO JERK OFF WHILE I SLEEP." 1151 00:59:14,284 --> 00:59:15,920 WHAT IS THAT? [ LAUGHS ] 1152 00:59:15,953 --> 00:59:16,621 -OH, MY GOSH. 1153 00:59:16,654 --> 00:59:18,155 -GOD, DAWG, THAT BROAD IS CRAZY. 1154 00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:20,190 -YEAH, THE WHOLE GHOST THING, MAN. 1155 00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:21,826 -[ Laughing ] YES. -OH! 1156 00:59:21,859 --> 00:59:24,662 I MEAN, IT'S AMAZING TO ME HOW THE SCANDALOUS GIRLS 1157 00:59:24,695 --> 00:59:27,598 AREN'T NEARLY AS APPEALING AFTER YOU FIGURE OUT, LIKE, 1158 00:59:27,632 --> 00:59:30,300 THE FULL STORY BEHIND THEM, LIKE, WHY THEY'RE DIRTY. 1159 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:32,670 -UH... THEY'RE ALWAYS APPEALING TO ME. 1160 00:59:32,703 --> 00:59:34,104 -OF C-- [ LAUGHS ] 1161 00:59:34,138 --> 00:59:35,205 -[ LAUGHS ] I MEAN... 1162 00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:36,974 -DUDE, I FEEL BAD FOR HER. 1163 00:59:37,007 --> 00:59:38,008 -YEAH? -YEAH. 1164 00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:39,009 -EH. 1165 00:59:39,043 --> 00:59:40,344 YOU WANTED TO STAY, HUH? 1166 00:59:40,377 --> 00:59:42,046 -NAH. -NO? 1167 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:44,915 -NAH. I JUST WANTED YOU TO GET OUT INTO THE WORLD. 1168 00:59:44,949 --> 00:59:46,951 -[ SIGHS ] IT FELT GOOD TO GET OUT. 1169 00:59:46,984 --> 00:59:47,785 -YEAH. 1170 00:59:47,818 --> 00:59:49,720 -ACTUALLY, IT FELT GREAT TO GET OUT. 1171 00:59:49,754 --> 00:59:52,089 -THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, DUDE. -[ Laughing ] YEAH. 1172 00:59:52,122 --> 00:59:53,157 I MEAN, THIS IS -- THIS IS ME. 1173 00:59:53,190 --> 00:59:54,859 YOU KNOW? -MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 1174 00:59:54,892 --> 00:59:56,961 -BUT I'M TRYING TO GET YOU IN SOME PUSSY, THOUGH. 1175 00:59:56,994 --> 00:59:58,062 -OH, NO, I CAN'T DO THAT. 1176 00:59:58,095 --> 00:59:59,830 -CAN'T WHAT? FUCK HOS? 1177 00:59:59,864 --> 01:00:00,931 -NO, MAN. NO. 1178 01:00:00,965 --> 01:00:02,032 I CAN-- I CAN'T -- 1179 01:00:02,066 --> 01:00:05,903 I MEAN, LITERALLY, THE GUILT WOULD JUST GET TO ME, 1180 01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:09,406 AND I-I ACTUALLY HAVE, LIKE, A PHYSIOLOGICAL REACTION TO IT, 1181 01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:12,877 LIKE, THIS -- THIS NUMBING AT THE TOP OF MY HEAD, 1182 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:13,577 AND IT'S JUST... 1183 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,813 WHAT? YOU DON'T GET THAT? 1184 01:00:15,846 --> 01:00:16,881 -HUH? [ LAUGHS ] 1185 01:00:16,914 --> 01:00:18,048 WHAT? NO. 1186 01:00:18,082 --> 01:00:20,751 NO, I'M JUST -- I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL SILLY. 1187 01:00:20,785 --> 01:00:22,853 IT'S JUST, MY THING IS, I JUST GOT A GOOD GIRL 1188 01:00:22,887 --> 01:00:25,122 AND I'M NOT READY TO SETTLE DOWN -- THAT'S IT. 1189 01:00:25,155 --> 01:00:26,290 -WELL, SEE I -- HOW -- 1190 01:00:26,323 --> 01:00:28,125 DUDE, I START FEELING GUILTY 1191 01:00:28,158 --> 01:00:31,195 IF I'M ON THE PHONE WITH MY PARENTS FOR TOO LONG 1192 01:00:31,228 --> 01:00:34,164 IF I KNOW THAT CAROLINE'S WAITING FOR ME. 1193 01:00:34,198 --> 01:00:35,165 -T. 1194 01:00:35,199 --> 01:00:36,166 T! 1195 01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,301 COME ON. 1196 01:00:37,334 --> 01:00:40,971 MAN, THEY WILL WALK ALL OVER YOU IF YOU LET THEM, MAN. 1197 01:00:41,005 --> 01:00:41,872 LOOK... 1198 01:00:41,906 --> 01:00:43,774 AND THIS AIN'T NO CONTROL-FREAK THING, 1199 01:00:43,808 --> 01:00:47,144 BUT, I MEAN, LIKE, THIS IS -- THIS IS JUST AN EXAMPLE, 1200 01:00:47,177 --> 01:00:48,145 YOU KNOW, CONTROL. 1201 01:00:48,178 --> 01:00:50,781 YOU GOT TO STAY IN CONTROL, TALK TO THEM -- 1202 01:00:50,815 --> 01:00:53,317 -WHAT IS THAT? WHAT? 1203 01:00:53,350 --> 01:00:54,685 [ LAUGHS ] 1204 01:00:54,719 --> 01:00:56,086 -YEAH. -OH, MY -- I CAN SEE -- 1205 01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,322 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT -- 1206 01:00:58,355 --> 01:01:00,024 RIGHT HERE, THIS! 1207 01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:02,292 I JUST WISH THAT I COULD CRYOGENICALLY FREEZE CAROLINE 1208 01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:04,829 FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS AND THEN FUCK AROUND -- 1209 01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:07,197 LIKE, STUFF LIKE THIS -- AND THEN THAW HER 1210 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:09,399 AND THEN MAYBE WE GET MARRIED, YOU KNOW? 1211 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:10,367 -TIM. -MAY-- MAYBE. 1212 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,469 -ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOURSELF? [ LAUGHS ] 1213 01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:14,404 -IT'S LATE. I'M TALKING CRAZY. 1214 01:01:14,438 --> 01:01:15,940 -NO, MAN. YOU'RE TALKING REAL. 1215 01:01:15,973 --> 01:01:18,242 IT'S COMING STRAIGHT OUT THE SUBCONSCIOUS. 1216 01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:19,810 THAT'S THE TRUTH RIGHT THERE. 1217 01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:20,410 -YEAH. 1218 01:01:20,444 --> 01:01:22,012 -LOOK, MAN, FOR REAL... 1219 01:01:22,046 --> 01:01:24,348 YOU WOULD KNOW IF SHE WAS IT BY NOW. 1220 01:01:24,381 --> 01:01:26,283 -SEE, THAT'S THE THING, DUDE -- 1221 01:01:26,316 --> 01:01:28,919 I DON'T THINK I WOULD EVER REALLY KNOW. 1222 01:01:28,953 --> 01:01:31,789 I DON'T THINK I WILL. -THAT'S BULLSHIT, BRO. 1223 01:01:31,822 --> 01:01:34,424 THAT'S COMING FROM YOUR BOY WHO LOVES YOU. HONESTLY. 1224 01:01:34,458 --> 01:01:36,160 IT'S BULLSHIT, MAN. 1225 01:01:36,193 --> 01:01:38,362 EITHER SHE MAKES YOU STRONGER OR SHE HOLDS YOU BACK. 1226 01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:39,997 THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW, T. 1227 01:01:42,099 --> 01:01:42,867 -[ SIGHS ] 1228 01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:46,336 HEY, LET ME SEE THAT VIDEO AGAIN. 1229 01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:49,106 -LOOK AT IT, YOU LITTLE FREAK. 1230 01:01:49,139 --> 01:01:50,207 [ LAUGHS ] 1231 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,241 -OH, MY GOSH! 1232 01:01:51,275 --> 01:01:53,343 WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE GIRLS? 1233 01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:15,232 [ SIGHS ] 1234 01:02:29,346 --> 01:02:32,416 -I NEARLY CALLED THE POLICE. 1235 01:02:32,449 --> 01:02:35,419 I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE. 1236 01:02:35,452 --> 01:02:38,488 -I WAS OUT. [ SCOFFS ] 1237 01:02:38,522 --> 01:02:43,060 -YEAH, I KNOW. YOU COULD'VE CALLED. 1238 01:02:47,364 --> 01:02:48,933 -[ SIGHS ] 1239 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,382 -LOOK, CAROLINE, I... 1240 01:03:05,415 --> 01:03:07,351 -[ SNIFFLES ] 1241 01:03:07,384 --> 01:03:10,354 -I'M HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME RIGHT NOW. 1242 01:03:10,387 --> 01:03:12,356 I'M NOT HAPPY. 1243 01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:14,524 -ME EITHER. 1244 01:03:19,563 --> 01:03:22,199 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 1245 01:03:25,602 --> 01:03:27,504 -I DON'T KNOW. 1246 01:03:32,576 --> 01:03:35,479 I DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP. 1247 01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:40,517 -[ SOBS ] 1248 01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:43,420 -HEY, I LOVE YOU, OKAY? 1249 01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:45,956 AND I-I KNOW I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS 1250 01:03:45,990 --> 01:03:48,492 THAT I NEED TO IMPROVE ON, 1251 01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:52,429 BUT SO DO YOU. 1252 01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:55,432 -I KNOW. 1253 01:03:55,465 --> 01:03:56,833 I KNOW I DO. 1254 01:03:59,369 --> 01:04:01,505 -HEY, COME HERE. 1255 01:04:06,443 --> 01:04:09,546 I'M SORRY. 1256 01:04:09,579 --> 01:04:11,381 -[ SNIFFLES ] 1257 01:04:13,450 --> 01:04:14,551 I'M SNOTTY. 1258 01:04:14,584 --> 01:04:18,455 -[ CHUCKLES ] YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE. 1259 01:04:18,488 --> 01:04:21,091 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 1260 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:22,226 [ SMOOCHES ] 1261 01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:26,130 COME ON. YOU GOT TO KISS THEM, TOO. 1262 01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:27,297 -[ SMOOCHING ] 1263 01:04:27,331 --> 01:04:28,465 -YES! OKAY. 1264 01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:31,035 YOU ARE THE LAST PIECE, ERNESTO. I NEED YOU TO KISS THESE. 1265 01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:32,436 -UH, NO, I'M ALL RIGHT. -NO, NO -- 1266 01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:34,471 -HE DOESN'T -- HE DOESN'T HAVE TO KISS THEM. 1267 01:04:34,504 --> 01:04:35,372 -I KNOW HE DOESN'T HAVE TO. 1268 01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:37,107 BUT IF YOU WOULD, THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. 1269 01:04:37,141 --> 01:04:38,943 I WON'T TELL ANYBODY. IT'LL BE AWESOME. 1270 01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:40,610 NO, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. IT WOULD JUST MEAN A LOT TO ME. 1271 01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:41,946 -HELP YOU OUT, MAN. -YES! 1272 01:04:41,979 --> 01:04:44,114 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! JUST THE TOP ONE? 1273 01:04:44,148 --> 01:04:45,983 SO, I SAW VICTOR'S ACTING REEL TODAY. 1274 01:04:46,016 --> 01:04:47,217 -YEAH? 1275 01:04:47,251 --> 01:04:50,220 -YEAH, HIS HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE NAKED CRYING IN THE BATHTUB, 1276 01:04:50,254 --> 01:04:52,622 "FORREST GUMP," THE COMMUNITY-THEATER VERSION. 1277 01:04:52,656 --> 01:04:53,623 -OH, MY GOD. 1278 01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:54,658 -VICTOR AS FORREST GUMP. 1279 01:04:54,691 --> 01:04:58,428 YEAH. I NEVER WISHED DEATH UPON ANYBODY, BUT... 1280 01:04:58,462 --> 01:04:59,596 -HOW ABOUT A RAPING? 1281 01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:00,965 -[ Laughing ] JESUS. 1282 01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:02,599 -I KNOW, RIGHT? IT WOULD HELP. 1283 01:05:02,632 --> 01:05:04,068 -IT WOULD. 1284 01:05:10,207 --> 01:05:12,076 -OH, HANG ON. 1285 01:05:16,146 --> 01:05:18,282 -[ Laughing ] AH! WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 1286 01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:21,351 -YEAH, I GOT THIS SICK OBSESSION. 1287 01:05:21,385 --> 01:05:24,421 -AH! HEY. YOU GET IT? 1288 01:05:24,454 --> 01:05:26,623 -YEAH. -YEAH? 1289 01:05:26,656 --> 01:05:27,958 OH, NICE. 1290 01:05:27,992 --> 01:05:31,661 OKAY. THIS SONG WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 1291 01:05:31,695 --> 01:05:34,965 [ COUNTING CROWS' "UNTITLED (LOVE SONG)" PLAYS ] 1292 01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:38,302 -* YOURS WAS JUST A LOSER'S GAME * 1293 01:05:38,335 --> 01:05:40,070 HUH? 1294 01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:47,244 -* AND I DECIDED THAT I SHOULD PLAY * 1295 01:05:50,114 --> 01:05:53,984 * THROW YOUR ARMS AROUND MY NECK * 1296 01:06:04,061 --> 01:06:04,761 -OH. 1297 01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:06,430 -[ LAUGHS ] OW. 1298 01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:07,631 -WATCH YOUR HEAD. 1299 01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:09,199 -[ GIGGLES ] 1300 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,615 -SO, IS THIS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN PLANNING? 1301 01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:26,850 -[ CHUCKLES ] NO. 1302 01:06:26,883 --> 01:06:30,020 WE'RE JUST HERE ON A NICE DAY TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME. 1303 01:06:30,054 --> 01:06:32,489 -IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING PLANNED. 1304 01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:33,557 YOU CAN TELL ME. -I DO. 1305 01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:35,159 I DO. 1306 01:06:35,192 --> 01:06:37,194 -YEAH, I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE 1307 01:06:37,227 --> 01:06:40,064 TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR A CHANGE. THAT'S ALL. 1308 01:06:40,097 --> 01:06:42,432 -WE'RE DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT RIGHT NOW. 1309 01:06:42,466 --> 01:06:44,634 WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SOMETHING EPIC? 1310 01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:47,704 -I JUST WANT TO GO AWAY FOR AN ENTIRE WEEKEND, TIM. 1311 01:06:47,737 --> 01:06:49,406 COME ON, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 1312 01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:52,142 YOU WEREN'T WORKING ALL WEEKEND, YOU KNOW? 1313 01:06:52,176 --> 01:06:55,579 -OKAY, CAROLINE, THIS IS -- THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1314 01:06:55,612 --> 01:06:57,614 THE NAGGING. 1315 01:06:57,647 --> 01:06:58,748 OKAY, COME ON. 1316 01:06:58,782 --> 01:07:01,818 I THOUGHT -- I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A NICE TIME HERE. 1317 01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:04,688 -YEAH, WE WERE. YOU STARTED IT. 1318 01:07:04,721 --> 01:07:07,157 -OKAY. WELL, I'M SORRY. 1319 01:07:07,191 --> 01:07:09,726 LOOK, I LOVE YOU, MY SWEET. 1320 01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:11,195 -PLEASE, DON'T. 1321 01:07:11,228 --> 01:07:13,597 TIM, IT'S HOT. STOP IT. 1322 01:07:13,630 --> 01:07:15,132 -WOW. 1323 01:07:15,165 --> 01:07:16,800 WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SWEET CAROLINE, HUH? 1324 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:19,769 WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER? 1325 01:07:19,803 --> 01:07:23,607 OH, HEY, DON'T -- DON'T MAKE A SCENE. 1326 01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:24,741 CAROLINE. 1327 01:07:24,774 --> 01:07:28,712 -HEY, WHAT KIND OF THING IS THAT TO SAY TO SOMEBODY, TIM? 1328 01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:29,679 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 1329 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:31,548 YOU KNOW WHAT, TIM? 1330 01:07:31,581 --> 01:07:33,350 I'M MOVING BACK TO DENVER. 1331 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:35,785 -[ Laughing ] OKAY. I THINK YOU NEED TO SIMMER DOWN. 1332 01:07:35,819 --> 01:07:38,588 -YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? -NO, I THINK THAT YOU'VE JUST -- 1333 01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:40,757 -THEY'RE -- THEY'RE SHUTTING MY BRANCH DOWN. 1334 01:07:40,790 --> 01:07:41,725 I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU BEFORE 1335 01:07:41,758 --> 01:07:43,727 BECAUSE YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT WORK WITH ME, 1336 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,462 BUT, YEAH, THEY'RE SHUTTING IT DOWN, 1337 01:07:45,495 --> 01:07:47,497 SO I MAY AS WELL JUST GO HOME FOR A FEW MONTHS. 1338 01:07:47,531 --> 01:07:49,166 -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT. THAT'S -- 1339 01:07:49,199 --> 01:07:50,834 YOU CAN TELL ME THESE KIND OF THINGS, CAROLINE. 1340 01:07:50,867 --> 01:07:52,636 IT'S -- YOU BROUGHT IN ALL THAT BUSINESS. 1341 01:07:52,669 --> 01:07:54,771 -YEAH, WELL, THEY'RE EXPANDING THE MAIN OFFICE. 1342 01:07:54,804 --> 01:07:55,639 -THAT'S STUPID. 1343 01:07:55,672 --> 01:07:57,441 I MEAN, YOU BROUGHT IN THE BUSINESS. 1344 01:07:57,474 --> 01:07:59,643 -GOD. WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU CARE NOW 1345 01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:01,211 WHEN YOU NEVER CARED BEFORE? 1346 01:08:01,245 --> 01:08:04,381 LOOK, I'M GONNA GO HOME FOR A FEW MONTHS 1347 01:08:04,414 --> 01:08:07,751 WHILE THEY EXPAND -- UNLESS THEY CAN ME, 1348 01:08:07,784 --> 01:08:09,153 THEN I DON'T KNOW. 1349 01:08:09,186 --> 01:08:12,389 WE NEED TIME APART. 1350 01:08:14,291 --> 01:08:16,460 I NEED TO FIGURE... I DON'T KNOW. 1351 01:08:16,493 --> 01:08:18,528 MAYBE I'M GONNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 1352 01:08:18,562 --> 01:08:20,697 I NEED TO WORK OUT WHAT I WANT TO DO. 1353 01:08:20,730 --> 01:08:23,267 I-I'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT MY FUTURE. 1354 01:08:28,672 --> 01:08:30,740 -[ SIGHS ] 1355 01:08:33,343 --> 01:08:35,579 -[SIGHS ] YOU'RE ONLY DELAYING THE INEVITABLE. 1356 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:38,148 -I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE TO SHIP BOXES 1357 01:08:38,182 --> 01:08:39,816 IF IT'S ONLY FOR A COUPLE MONTHS. 1358 01:08:39,849 --> 01:08:41,251 WHAT -- I -- 1359 01:08:41,285 --> 01:08:43,753 WHY ARE YOU BEING SO FUCKING DRAMATIC? 1360 01:08:43,787 --> 01:08:44,921 WHAT, DO YOU LIKE DRAMA? 1361 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:47,191 I-I MEAN, ARE OUR LIVES SO BORING 1362 01:08:47,224 --> 01:08:48,725 THAT YOU HAVE TO MANUFACTURE 1363 01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:51,295 THIS BULLSHIT DRAMA ALL THE TIME? 1364 01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:01,905 OKAY, THAT'S NICE. 1365 01:09:20,390 --> 01:09:21,791 -[ LAUGHS ] 1366 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,735 -[ LAUGHS ] 1367 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,243 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1368 01:09:39,276 --> 01:09:40,677 MMM. 1369 01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:46,716 MMM. 1370 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:48,252 [ LAUGHS ] 1371 01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:52,756 MM. IT'S GOOD, THOUGH, RIGHT? 1372 01:09:56,793 --> 01:09:59,329 -DON'T GO. 1373 01:10:18,315 --> 01:10:20,517 -SO, WHEN ARE YOUR INTERVIEWS? 1374 01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:23,553 -UH, I DON'T KNOW. WHEN ARE YOURS? 1375 01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:25,655 -NEXT WEEK. 1376 01:10:25,689 --> 01:10:28,925 -I ALREADY HAD MINE. 1377 01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,594 -I'M SO NERVOUS. 1378 01:10:38,335 --> 01:10:38,902 SO... 1379 01:10:38,935 --> 01:10:40,837 -"I'M SO NERVOUS." 1380 01:10:40,870 --> 01:10:41,671 -REAL MATURE, TIM. 1381 01:10:41,705 --> 01:10:43,473 -YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE FREAKIN' LAME. 1382 01:10:43,507 --> 01:10:45,008 -HEY. -YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURPRISED -- 1383 01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:46,610 -STOP. -NO, SERIOUSLY. 1384 01:10:46,643 --> 01:10:48,011 DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU COULD COMPETE? 1385 01:10:48,044 --> 01:10:51,281 I WENT TO PRINCETON, MAN. WHERE'D YOU GO, HUH? 1386 01:10:51,315 --> 01:10:53,583 AND THAT'S NOT SNOBBY TALK, OKAY? 1387 01:10:53,617 --> 01:10:56,019 I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET THERE. 1388 01:10:56,052 --> 01:10:59,523 OBOE LESSONS, COMMUNITY SERVICE, INCESSANT STUDY, 1389 01:10:59,556 --> 01:11:02,326 FUCKING MOCK TRIAL -- SINCE JUNIOR HIGH. 1390 01:11:02,359 --> 01:11:03,993 THAT'S WHAT WE WERE DOING 1391 01:11:04,027 --> 01:11:06,930 WHILE YOU WERE OUT FINGER-BANGING. 1392 01:11:11,535 --> 01:11:14,338 -I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN I GET IN. 1393 01:11:17,874 --> 01:11:19,443 WHAT? 1394 01:11:19,476 --> 01:11:21,945 -Um, I'm just getting excited for the ski trip. 1395 01:11:21,978 --> 01:11:26,015 I just got off the phone to Mark, so... 1396 01:11:26,049 --> 01:11:29,519 -WITH MARK? IS IT JUST YOU AND MARK? 1397 01:11:29,553 --> 01:11:30,654 -Yeah. 1398 01:11:30,687 --> 01:11:32,822 WELL, THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THESE TWO OTHER GIRLS, 1399 01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:34,891 BUT THEY CAN'T MAKE IT, SO IT'S JUST ME AND HIM. 1400 01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:37,694 Um... 1401 01:11:37,727 --> 01:11:41,030 -COME ON. THE DUDE SKIS IN HIS JEANS. 1402 01:11:41,064 --> 01:11:42,065 YOU KNOW, FINE. 1403 01:11:42,098 --> 01:11:44,501 I'LL GO CALL SOME GIRL, 1404 01:11:44,534 --> 01:11:48,438 AND WE'LL GO LAWN BOWLING OR SOMETHING. 1405 01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:50,974 -Would you rather I skied alone? 1406 01:11:51,007 --> 01:11:52,976 -NO. 1407 01:11:53,009 --> 01:11:55,044 I DON'T LIKE IT, THOUGH. 1408 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,355 -ARE YOU OKAY? 1409 01:12:12,562 --> 01:12:14,798 -I'M FINE. 1410 01:12:17,601 --> 01:12:20,604 DID THAT MAN'S INSURANCE GO THROUGH YET? 1411 01:12:20,637 --> 01:12:22,839 -UH... 1412 01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:24,741 NO, WE HAVE TO DISCHARGE HIM. 1413 01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:29,078 -WELL, THEN HE CAN TAKE HIS BEDSORES TO THE FREE CLINIC. 1414 01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:34,584 TIM. 1415 01:12:34,618 --> 01:12:36,386 -HEY, BOB. 1416 01:12:38,655 --> 01:12:40,857 YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT? -YEAH. 1417 01:12:40,890 --> 01:12:42,058 -YEAH? -MM-HMM. 1418 01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:43,460 HOW'S THAT LEG FEELING? 1419 01:12:43,493 --> 01:12:46,062 -HURTS AND IT ITCHES. 1420 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:47,096 -YEAH? 1421 01:12:47,130 --> 01:12:47,831 -YEAH. 1422 01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:51,034 -LET'S GET YOU CLEANED UP HERE. 1423 01:12:53,437 --> 01:12:55,972 HEY, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CALL WHEN THAT LEG HEALS UP, 1424 01:12:56,005 --> 01:12:56,940 AND YOU BETTER BE WALKING. 1425 01:12:56,973 --> 01:12:58,842 YOU HEAR ME? 1426 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:00,109 -YES, TIMOTHY. 1427 01:13:00,143 --> 01:13:01,678 -[ CHUCKLES ] WE TALKED ABOUT THAT. 1428 01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:04,080 YOU CUT THAT "TIMOTHY" GARBAGE OUT. 1429 01:13:04,113 --> 01:13:07,383 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1430 01:14:08,044 --> 01:14:10,446 -OH. THANKS. 1431 01:14:43,112 --> 01:14:44,080 -Hey. 1432 01:14:44,113 --> 01:14:45,281 -WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 1433 01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:48,752 -Uh, you know, same old. Waiting for you. 1434 01:14:48,785 --> 01:14:49,553 -YEAH? 1435 01:14:49,586 --> 01:14:50,987 -Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 1436 01:14:51,020 --> 01:14:54,824 -[ CLEARS THROAT ] I GOT THE LETTER BACK TODAY. 1437 01:14:58,127 --> 01:14:59,495 -And? 1438 01:15:01,598 --> 01:15:02,966 -YEAH. 1439 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,534 -And? 1440 01:15:07,637 --> 01:15:11,274 -YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY -- I ACTUALLY TRIED TO CRY EARLIER, 1441 01:15:11,307 --> 01:15:14,043 WHICH -- WHICH, UH... 1442 01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:16,312 I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T, SO I DON'T KNOW. 1443 01:15:16,345 --> 01:15:18,147 I WAS PROUD FOR SOME REASON. 1444 01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:19,148 I FELT... 1445 01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:22,151 I GUESS, MORE OF A MAN. 1446 01:15:22,185 --> 01:15:24,688 -Tim, you are a man. 1447 01:15:24,721 --> 01:15:29,859 You're the best man I know. You're amazing. 1448 01:15:29,893 --> 01:15:32,729 God, I wish I was there. 1449 01:15:36,299 --> 01:15:38,768 -I MISS YOU. 1450 01:15:38,802 --> 01:15:41,638 -I miss you, too. 1451 01:15:44,741 --> 01:15:46,342 You know what you need to do? 1452 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,778 You need to pull yourself together 1453 01:15:48,812 --> 01:15:51,114 and do your undergrad again and then apply again, okay? 1454 01:15:51,147 --> 01:15:52,616 -NO. 1455 01:15:52,649 --> 01:15:54,751 I MEAN, WITH THE APPLICATION PROCESS, 1456 01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:57,654 IT'S GONNA TAKE ANOTHER THREE YEARS, CAROLINE. 1457 01:15:57,687 --> 01:15:58,487 I JUST -- 1458 01:15:58,521 --> 01:16:01,290 I JUST GOT TO BE REALISTIC, OKAY? 1459 01:16:01,324 --> 01:16:03,693 I'M NOT GONNA BE A DOCTOR. 1460 01:16:03,727 --> 01:16:06,129 IT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 1461 01:16:06,162 --> 01:16:08,798 -Don't say that. 1462 01:16:08,832 --> 01:16:10,366 -[ SCOFFS ] 1463 01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:14,170 -So, you're just gonna give up on everything? 1464 01:16:14,203 --> 01:16:15,371 -IT'S NOT GIVING UP. 1465 01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:19,175 IT'S JUST ACCEPTING THE FACT THAT IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 1466 01:16:23,780 --> 01:16:25,682 WHAT, ARE YOU MAD? -No, you know what? 1467 01:16:25,715 --> 01:16:26,850 Fine. You know what? 1468 01:16:26,883 --> 01:16:28,685 You know what's best for you, so... 1469 01:16:28,718 --> 01:16:30,253 -OH, YOU'RE MAD. YOU'RE GONNA BE MAD. REALLY? 1470 01:16:30,286 --> 01:16:31,354 OH, I'M SO SORRY 1471 01:16:31,387 --> 01:16:33,790 THAT THE HORSE THAT YOU BET ON DIDN'T PULL THROUGH. 1472 01:16:33,823 --> 01:16:35,659 -No, Tim, that's not what I'm talking about. 1473 01:16:35,692 --> 01:16:37,293 That's not what I mean. -OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1474 01:16:37,326 --> 01:16:38,194 I GOT TO GO, OKAY? THA-- 1475 01:16:38,227 --> 01:16:40,664 IT WAS -- IT WAS GOOD TALKING TO YOU. 1476 01:16:40,697 --> 01:16:42,165 -But Tim! 1477 01:16:42,198 --> 01:16:43,767 [ LAPTOP CLOSES ] 1478 01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:48,104 SKINNY. WHAT UP, MAN? 1479 01:16:48,137 --> 01:16:49,405 UH... 1480 01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:53,276 SO IT LOOKS LIKE I'M ACTUALLY NOT GONNA BE AN M.D. AFTER ALL. 1481 01:16:53,309 --> 01:16:57,747 UH, I'M JUST THINKING -- MAYBE IF YOU WANTED TO GO OUT, 1482 01:16:57,781 --> 01:17:01,417 UH, HAVE SOME LAUGHS, WHATEVER, YOU KNOW, UH... 1483 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:04,020 GIVE ME A SHOUT, ALL RIGHT, BUD? 1484 01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:06,823 HEY, WELL, CALL ME WHEN YOU GET A MINUTE. 1485 01:17:06,856 --> 01:17:07,824 UH... 1486 01:17:07,857 --> 01:17:09,726 CALL ME. 1487 01:17:09,759 --> 01:17:11,360 YES, THANK YOU, DEANER. 1488 01:17:11,394 --> 01:17:15,231 YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, DUDE, WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT. 1489 01:17:15,264 --> 01:17:18,201 -[ MOANING PASSIONATELY ] 1490 01:17:24,207 --> 01:17:26,242 -HEY. IS THIS SARAH? 1491 01:17:26,275 --> 01:17:28,277 [ CHUCKLES ] 1492 01:17:28,311 --> 01:17:31,380 YEAH, GUESS WHO THIS IS. 1493 01:17:42,391 --> 01:17:45,328 -SARAH SAID SHE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL. 1494 01:17:45,361 --> 01:17:46,329 -REALLY? 1495 01:17:46,362 --> 01:17:47,396 -[ Laughing ] YEAH. 1496 01:17:47,430 --> 01:17:50,834 AND THAT YOU WERE SOME BIG SKI RACER OR SOMETHING 1497 01:17:50,867 --> 01:17:51,667 BACK IN THE DAY. 1498 01:17:51,701 --> 01:17:54,137 -OH, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT BIG. 1499 01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:56,039 UH, WHERE DO YOU THINK SHE IS? 1500 01:17:56,072 --> 01:17:58,274 -COULDN'T TELL YOU. 1501 01:17:58,307 --> 01:18:00,043 YOU KNOW HER? 1502 01:18:00,076 --> 01:18:01,945 -NOT REALLY. 1503 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:07,050 -WHAT DO YOU DO? 1504 01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:09,318 -UH, I'M IN MED SCHOOL. 1505 01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:12,221 -I CAN SEE THAT. -MM-HMM. 1506 01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:15,391 WHAT DO YOU DO? 1507 01:18:15,424 --> 01:18:16,960 -I MANAGE A BAR. 1508 01:18:16,993 --> 01:18:21,297 BUT I WAS THINKING I MIGHT GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 1509 01:18:21,330 --> 01:18:22,799 YOU KNOW? 1510 01:18:22,832 --> 01:18:23,800 -HMM. 1511 01:18:23,833 --> 01:18:26,202 -MAYBE NURSING, EVEN. 1512 01:18:26,235 --> 01:18:27,403 -AH. NICE. 1513 01:18:27,436 --> 01:18:28,404 -YEAH. 1514 01:18:28,437 --> 01:18:29,472 -YEAH. 1515 01:18:35,378 --> 01:18:38,181 I AM GONNA YELL AT SARAH. 1516 01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:39,849 [ CHUCKLES ] 1517 01:18:39,883 --> 01:18:41,284 -YEAH. 1518 01:18:41,317 --> 01:18:42,118 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1519 01:18:42,151 --> 01:18:44,187 IT'S ACTUALLY -- IT'S ACTUALLY FINE. 1520 01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:46,355 I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE HERE ANYWAY. 1521 01:18:46,389 --> 01:18:49,258 I GOT A LOT ON MY PLATE OF LATE. 1522 01:18:49,292 --> 01:18:51,327 SO... -OKAY. 1523 01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:53,329 -YEAH, I'M GONNA GO. 1524 01:18:53,362 --> 01:18:56,299 THANK YOU, THOUGH [CLEARS THROAT] 1525 01:18:56,332 --> 01:18:57,366 FOR THE, UH... 1526 01:18:57,400 --> 01:19:00,269 CINNAMON STICKS AND THE COMPANY. 1527 01:19:00,303 --> 01:19:02,438 -YOU'RE WELCOME. 1528 01:19:02,471 --> 01:19:05,174 UH...[ CHUCKLES ] 1529 01:19:05,208 --> 01:19:07,043 THANK YOU. 1530 01:19:07,076 --> 01:19:09,178 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1531 01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:11,247 -OKAY. 1532 01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:13,149 UH... 1533 01:19:13,182 --> 01:19:15,051 OKAY. 1534 01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:17,020 -BYE. 1535 01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:30,099 [ KNOCKS ON DOOR ] 1536 01:19:32,435 --> 01:19:33,402 -HEY. 1537 01:19:33,436 --> 01:19:34,938 LOOK, I'M -- I'M SORRY. 1538 01:19:34,971 --> 01:19:37,373 UH, I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT... 1539 01:19:37,406 --> 01:19:39,843 I REALLY WANTED TO KISS YOU. 1540 01:19:41,077 --> 01:19:42,378 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1541 01:19:42,411 --> 01:19:44,380 -OH. OKAY. 1542 01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:46,015 UH, WOW. THAT WAS BAD. 1543 01:19:46,049 --> 01:19:48,551 I FEEL BAD. I SHOULDN'T -- I SHOULDN'T HAVE. 1544 01:19:48,584 --> 01:19:50,920 -NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S VERY...SWEET. 1545 01:19:50,954 --> 01:19:53,823 -NO, LOOK, I'M SORRY. -NO, YOU'RE A SWEETHEART. 1546 01:19:53,857 --> 01:19:55,491 DON'T FEEL BAD. -OKAY. 1547 01:19:55,524 --> 01:19:57,994 YEAH, I'M -- I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 1548 01:19:58,027 --> 01:19:58,928 -IT'S FINE, OKAY? 1549 01:19:58,962 --> 01:20:00,363 -OKAY. YEAH. MM-HMM. -ALL RIGHT, WELL... 1550 01:20:00,396 --> 01:20:02,465 -YEAH. 1551 01:20:02,498 --> 01:20:03,532 BYE. -BYE. 1552 01:20:03,566 --> 01:20:05,268 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1553 01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:06,335 UH... 1554 01:20:06,369 --> 01:20:09,172 LOOK, I'VE JUST BEEN GOING THROUGH A LOT LATELY, 1555 01:20:09,205 --> 01:20:10,139 AND I THINK THAT -- 1556 01:20:10,173 --> 01:20:12,842 -IT'S OKAY. I TOLD YOU IT WAS FINE, OKAY? 1557 01:20:12,876 --> 01:20:15,912 -UH, CAN I PLEASE FINISH MY THOUGHT? 1558 01:20:15,945 --> 01:20:19,315 -CAN YOU PLEASE MOVE YOUR HAND? -YEAH. 1559 01:20:19,348 --> 01:20:20,316 -THANKS. 1560 01:20:20,349 --> 01:20:21,517 [ LOCK CLICKS ] 1561 01:20:21,550 --> 01:20:23,319 -OH, YOU BITCH. 1562 01:20:23,352 --> 01:20:24,520 [ LOCK CLICKS ] 1563 01:20:24,553 --> 01:20:26,489 -OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? 1564 01:20:26,522 --> 01:20:27,924 GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS. 1565 01:20:27,957 --> 01:20:29,192 -LOOK, I'M SORRY. I DID NOT -- 1566 01:20:29,225 --> 01:20:30,193 ARE YOU FUCKING -- 1567 01:20:30,226 --> 01:20:32,428 DON'T YOU FUCKING SLAM THE DOOR IN MY FACE! 1568 01:20:32,461 --> 01:20:35,031 -GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 1569 01:20:35,064 --> 01:20:36,165 -ALL RIGHT. 1570 01:20:36,199 --> 01:20:37,466 O-OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1571 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:38,534 ALL RIGHT. 1572 01:20:38,567 --> 01:20:40,369 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1573 01:20:40,403 --> 01:20:41,404 I JUST -- 1574 01:20:41,437 --> 01:20:43,572 MY CAR IS THAT WAY, OKAY? 1575 01:20:43,606 --> 01:20:46,309 I-I HAVE TO GET BY YOU. OKAY? 1576 01:20:46,342 --> 01:20:47,310 OKAY, EASY. 1577 01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:49,178 -GET! 1578 01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:49,913 -FUCK YOU. 1579 01:20:49,946 --> 01:20:52,882 FUCK -- MOTHER FUCKER! WHAT?! 1580 01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:55,118 YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO?! HUH?! 1581 01:20:55,151 --> 01:20:58,521 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?! HUH?! 1582 01:20:58,554 --> 01:21:00,156 -AAH! 1583 01:21:06,162 --> 01:21:08,097 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1584 01:21:14,270 --> 01:21:15,972 -OH, SHIT. 1585 01:21:19,508 --> 01:21:23,046 I THINK THIS LOOKS WORSE THAN IT IS. 1586 01:21:23,079 --> 01:21:24,948 -[ SIGHS ] 1587 01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:33,556 -I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO GET BEAT UP. 1588 01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:35,591 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? 1589 01:21:35,624 --> 01:21:39,495 -LOOK, I SWEAR THIS IS NOT ME. 1590 01:21:39,528 --> 01:21:41,530 FUCKIN'... 1591 01:21:41,564 --> 01:21:43,299 [ SIGHS ] 1592 01:21:43,332 --> 01:21:45,935 I-I'M NOT REALLY MED-- 1593 01:21:45,969 --> 01:21:51,140 I'M NOT REALLY IN MEDICAL SCHOOL, EITHER. 1594 01:21:51,174 --> 01:21:56,412 I MEAN, I KNOW THAT I SAID I WAS, BUT... 1595 01:21:56,445 --> 01:21:59,482 I MEAN, IF I BECOME THE MAN 1596 01:21:59,515 --> 01:22:04,720 THAT IS IN MY HEAD, EVENTUALLY... 1597 01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:08,124 I MEAN, LIKE, EVENTUALLY... 1598 01:22:08,157 --> 01:22:09,192 [ SIGHS ] 1599 01:22:09,225 --> 01:22:13,129 WITH LUCK I'LL BECOME THE MAN THAT'S IN MY HEAD. 1600 01:22:13,162 --> 01:22:14,297 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1601 01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:23,206 -WELL, I DON'T ACTUALLY MANAGE A BAR, EITHER. 1602 01:22:23,239 --> 01:22:24,007 -YEAH? 1603 01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:26,309 -[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. 1604 01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:28,411 I GUESS WE'RE EVEN. 1605 01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:29,979 -YEAH. 1606 01:22:32,415 --> 01:22:34,050 -[ SIGHS ] 1607 01:23:01,777 --> 01:23:05,148 -I BET YOU'RE AMAZING WITH YOUR HANDS. 1608 01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:12,621 OH, WAIT. HOLD ON. I, UH... 1609 01:23:12,655 --> 01:23:14,723 I DON'T HAVE A CONDOM. 1610 01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:18,661 -SO NOW YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING LAID, HUH? 1611 01:23:18,694 --> 01:23:22,298 -NO, I'M -- I'M SORRY. THAT WAS -- 1612 01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:23,699 WOW. THAT WAS... 1613 01:23:23,732 --> 01:23:26,369 -WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MISTER, 1614 01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:29,372 I HAPPEN TO HAVE A FEW IN THE BEDROOM. 1615 01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:33,476 -HMM. 1616 01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:37,513 -[ MOANING PASSIONATELY ] 1617 01:23:37,546 --> 01:23:40,483 OH, GOD! 1618 01:23:40,516 --> 01:23:44,587 FUCK ME, YES! 1619 01:23:44,620 --> 01:23:47,056 OH! 1620 01:23:47,090 --> 01:23:49,592 OH, GOD! 1621 01:24:01,770 --> 01:24:04,840 -WELL, I THINK YOU'LL LIVE. 1622 01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:07,310 YEAH? -MM-HMM. 1623 01:24:07,343 --> 01:24:10,246 -UM, DO YOU HAVE ANY RUBBING ALCOHOL HANDY? 1624 01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:13,716 -UH, YEAH. 1625 01:24:13,749 --> 01:24:15,684 -[ GRUNTING ] 1626 01:24:19,455 --> 01:24:20,623 AAH! 1627 01:24:20,656 --> 01:24:22,491 AAH! 1628 01:24:32,201 --> 01:24:35,471 -[ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 1629 01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:41,777 [ MONITOR BEEPING ] 1630 01:25:10,539 --> 01:25:13,776 -"PAIRED BY TWO MUCH DIFFERENT THAN US, 1631 01:25:13,809 --> 01:25:17,780 "IT'S A WONDER THEIR JUDGMENT WE EVEN DID TRUST. 1632 01:25:17,813 --> 01:25:20,883 "NOW WITH SIX YEARS GONE BY SO FAST, 1633 01:25:20,916 --> 01:25:24,353 "BOTH THE MATCHMAKERS AND THE SKEPTICS [CHUCKLES] 1634 01:25:24,387 --> 01:25:26,389 "WE THOUGHT WE'D NEVER OUTLAST. 1635 01:25:26,422 --> 01:25:29,558 "OUR TWO-PERSON REPUBLIC CORRUPTED BY NONE, 1636 01:25:29,592 --> 01:25:32,661 "AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY... 1637 01:25:39,535 --> 01:25:41,770 [ CHUCKLES ] 1638 01:25:41,804 --> 01:25:43,606 [ MOUSE CLICKS ] 1639 01:25:45,841 --> 01:25:48,844 [ CHUCKLES ] 1640 01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:56,885 "I NEED YOU" IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY, MY SWEET. 1641 01:26:08,597 --> 01:26:09,565 HEY, KENDAL, IT'S TIM. 1642 01:26:09,598 --> 01:26:12,568 UH, I GUESS I CALLED TO TALK ABOUT CAROLINE. 1643 01:26:12,601 --> 01:26:15,571 I'M SORRY, MAN, BUT LOVE COMES FIRST, YOU KNOW? 1644 01:26:15,604 --> 01:26:18,507 AND I-I THINK THAT ME NOT COMMITTING TO HER -- 1645 01:26:18,541 --> 01:26:21,410 AND I'M TALKING, LIKE, BOTH FEET IN THE DOOR, 1646 01:26:21,444 --> 01:26:23,912 FULL-ON COMMITMENT -- HAS MADE HER CRABBY 1647 01:26:23,946 --> 01:26:26,815 AND IT HAS FILLED HER WITH SELF-DOUBT, AND... 1648 01:26:26,849 --> 01:26:29,252 I THINK JUST -- JUST GOING FOR IT, 1649 01:26:29,285 --> 01:26:32,288 ONCE AND FOR ALL, WILL PUT MY MIND AT EASE, TOO. 1650 01:26:32,321 --> 01:26:34,790 AND, I MEAN, WE COULD BE THAT FUNNY OLD COUPLE 1651 01:26:34,823 --> 01:26:37,226 AT THE PARTY THAT MAKES EVERYBODY LAUGH 1652 01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:39,262 WITH OUR BLUNT REPARTEE, YOU KNOW? 1653 01:26:39,295 --> 01:26:41,264 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1654 01:26:41,297 --> 01:26:42,931 OH, MAN. I DON'T KNOW. 1655 01:26:42,965 --> 01:26:46,635 SHE -- SHE KEEPS ME ON MY TOES SHE -- SHE'S FUNNY 1656 01:26:46,669 --> 01:26:48,371 AND SHE'S SEXY AND SHE SKIS. 1657 01:26:48,404 --> 01:26:50,773 SHE DOESN'T BITCH ABOUT THE COLD. 1658 01:26:50,806 --> 01:26:52,575 I MEAN, YEAH, I-I MAY -- 1659 01:26:52,608 --> 01:26:55,644 I MAY GO INTO THE GRAVE A LITTLE EARLIER THAN EXPECTED, 1660 01:26:55,678 --> 01:26:58,747 BUT, I MEAN, AT LEAST I WON'T BE BORED, RIGHT? 1661 01:26:58,781 --> 01:27:00,416 I MEAN, THAT'S LOVE, ISN'T IT? 1662 01:27:00,449 --> 01:27:02,551 I MEAN, IN SOME COUNTRIES, OR... 1663 01:27:02,585 --> 01:27:03,619 I DON'T KNOW. 1664 01:27:03,652 --> 01:27:06,422 UH, LOOK, MAN, I JUST -- I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS, 1665 01:27:06,455 --> 01:27:08,424 SO WILL YOU PLEASE CALL ME BACK? 1666 01:27:08,457 --> 01:27:10,726 I'M SORRY FOR THE LONG VOICEMAIL. 1667 01:27:10,759 --> 01:27:13,429 UH, CALL ME. 1668 01:27:30,646 --> 01:27:32,415 -SO, WHAT'D HE SAY? 1669 01:27:55,037 --> 01:27:56,372 -YOU SEEM HAPPY. 1670 01:27:56,405 --> 01:27:58,774 -I SEEM HAPPY? -UH-HUH. 1671 01:27:58,807 --> 01:28:00,476 -I'M ALWAYS HAPPY. -I KNOW. 1672 01:28:00,509 --> 01:28:03,512 [ Laughing ] NOT REALLY. YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS HAPPY. 1673 01:28:03,546 --> 01:28:05,814 -I AM, TOO. WHEN AM I NOT HAPPY? 1674 01:28:05,848 --> 01:28:06,882 MM. 1675 01:28:22,365 --> 01:28:26,335 -PLACE LOOKS NICE. IT LOOKS CLEAN. 1676 01:28:30,706 --> 01:28:32,941 -LOOK, CAROLINE -- 1677 01:28:32,975 --> 01:28:33,909 -TIM -- 1678 01:28:33,942 --> 01:28:36,679 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 1679 01:28:36,712 --> 01:28:38,747 -AFTER YOU. 1680 01:28:40,849 --> 01:28:42,818 -LISTEN... 1681 01:28:42,851 --> 01:28:44,720 I LOVE YOU. 1682 01:28:44,753 --> 01:28:49,024 AND I'M GONNA SUPPORT YOU NO MATTER WHAT, 1683 01:28:49,057 --> 01:28:51,093 DOCTOR OR NOT A DOCTOR. 1684 01:28:51,126 --> 01:28:55,998 I MEAN, I NEVER REALLY CARED ABOUT THAT ANYWAY. 1685 01:28:56,031 --> 01:28:57,966 -REALLY? -REALLY. 1686 01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,568 -HMM. 1687 01:28:59,602 --> 01:29:04,907 -BUT I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE SOME STUFF TO WORK OUT -- 1688 01:29:04,940 --> 01:29:07,443 CAREER STUFF -- AND... 1689 01:29:07,476 --> 01:29:10,879 I'M GONNA LET YOU DO THAT. 1690 01:29:10,913 --> 01:29:15,918 MY DAD, UM, SAID HE COULD GET YOU A JOB AT HIS COMPANY. 1691 01:29:15,951 --> 01:29:18,587 IT'S IN SALES, BUT, YOU KNOW... 1692 01:29:18,621 --> 01:29:19,722 -[ CHUCKLES ] 1693 01:29:19,755 --> 01:29:20,789 [ SIGHS ] 1694 01:29:20,823 --> 01:29:23,992 YOU KNOW, MY FRIENDS WON'T CALL ME BACK ANYMORE. 1695 01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:27,830 I THINK IT'S 'CAUSE THEY KNOW I DIDN'T GET IN. 1696 01:29:27,863 --> 01:29:28,864 -WHAT? NO. -MM-HMM. 1697 01:29:28,897 --> 01:29:31,934 -WELL, HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU TRY TO CALL THEM? 1698 01:29:31,967 --> 01:29:34,870 -A FEW TIMES -- EACH. 1699 01:29:37,105 --> 01:29:39,608 -WELL, YOU KNOW, I USUALLY SAY 1700 01:29:39,642 --> 01:29:43,111 THAT IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER CALL THEM BACK, 1701 01:29:43,145 --> 01:29:44,680 BUT, HONESTLY... 1702 01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:47,916 NOBODY LIKES AN EAGER BEAVER, TIM. 1703 01:29:49,718 --> 01:29:51,954 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S REALLY SAD. 1704 01:29:51,987 --> 01:29:55,123 'CAUSE WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING ENTHUSIASTIC 1705 01:29:55,157 --> 01:29:57,125 ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE? 1706 01:29:57,159 --> 01:29:58,694 -YEAH, I GUESS. 1707 01:29:58,727 --> 01:30:01,897 -THAT'S PROBABLY WHY WE'RE NOT MARRIED YET. 1708 01:30:01,930 --> 01:30:03,866 -WHAT? 1709 01:30:03,899 --> 01:30:06,001 -TIMMY... 1710 01:30:06,034 --> 01:30:07,636 I LOVE YOU. 1711 01:30:07,670 --> 01:30:09,137 WE JUST CLICK. 1712 01:30:09,171 --> 01:30:11,106 I MEAN, WE STILL DO, RIGHT? 1713 01:30:11,139 --> 01:30:14,109 WE STILL HAVE FUN TOGETHER... -YEAH. 1714 01:30:14,142 --> 01:30:15,778 -...AFTER SIX YEARS. 1715 01:30:15,811 --> 01:30:16,645 -YES. 1716 01:30:18,514 --> 01:30:21,550 -I THINK THAT IS WHY I NEED TO MOVE OUT 1717 01:30:21,584 --> 01:30:23,986 AND TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF OF THIS. 1718 01:30:24,019 --> 01:30:25,854 THIS IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE, 1719 01:30:25,888 --> 01:30:28,524 AND I'M GONNA STAY CLOSE BY, BUT... 1720 01:30:28,557 --> 01:30:31,226 IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO MOVE BACK IN HERE, 1721 01:30:31,259 --> 01:30:33,729 THEN I'M GONNA NEED SOME PROMISES. 1722 01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:36,098 BY THE END OF THE YEAR, OKAY? 1723 01:30:44,907 --> 01:30:47,109 TIM? 1724 01:30:49,044 --> 01:30:51,079 -NO. 1725 01:30:53,849 --> 01:30:57,019 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"? 1726 01:30:57,052 --> 01:30:59,622 -NO, I THINK THAT WE'VE STAYED TOGETHER THIS LONG 1727 01:30:59,655 --> 01:31:01,724 BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN AN EAGER BEAVER. 1728 01:31:01,757 --> 01:31:03,726 I MEAN, YOU'VE KEPT ME INTERESTED 1729 01:31:03,759 --> 01:31:07,029 BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'VE DONE SOMETHING WRONG 1730 01:31:07,062 --> 01:31:12,067 OR I HAVE TO CHEER YOU UP OR I HAVE TO WIN YOU BACK. 1731 01:31:12,100 --> 01:31:14,269 OKAY, YEAH, IT'S CHEMISTRY, 1732 01:31:14,302 --> 01:31:16,772 BUT IT'S TOXIC CHEMISTRY. 1733 01:31:16,805 --> 01:31:19,942 -SO, WHAT? YOU DON'T -- YOU DON'T WANT ME? 1734 01:31:19,975 --> 01:31:21,610 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 1735 01:31:21,644 --> 01:31:23,278 -I WANT YOU IN A FEW YEARS. 1736 01:31:23,311 --> 01:31:25,614 AFTER I'M ACCEPTED. 1737 01:31:25,648 --> 01:31:28,050 I MEAN, LOVE ISN'T LOVE 1738 01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:30,218 IN THE PRACTICAL SENSE OF THE WORD 1739 01:31:30,252 --> 01:31:32,621 IF THE TIMING ISN'T RIGHT. 1740 01:31:32,655 --> 01:31:37,025 AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT HURTS ME TO LET YOU GO, 1741 01:31:37,059 --> 01:31:38,894 IT JUST... 1742 01:31:44,232 --> 01:31:47,770 -YOU'RE SO FUCKING COLD, TIM. 1743 01:31:51,306 --> 01:31:53,141 JUST GET AWAY FROM ME, OKAY? 1744 01:31:53,175 --> 01:31:54,677 DON'T TOUCH ME! 1745 01:32:01,283 --> 01:32:02,117 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1746 01:32:02,150 --> 01:32:04,820 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A GREAT DOCTOR, TIM. 1747 01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:08,156 YOU GOT A REAL KNACK FOR EMOTIONAL DETACHMENT. 1748 01:32:58,006 --> 01:32:59,307 [ SIGHS ] 1749 01:32:59,341 --> 01:33:02,110 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1750 01:33:05,714 --> 01:33:09,051 YOU KNOW, I WOULD'VE WAITED FOR YOU. 1751 01:33:14,322 --> 01:33:15,991 TIM... 1752 01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:19,728 -YEAH. 1753 01:33:21,429 --> 01:33:24,767 -I SLEPT WITH THREE GUYS WHEN I WAS IN DENVER. 1754 01:33:29,404 --> 01:33:31,373 -WOW. YOU SLUT. 1755 01:33:31,406 --> 01:33:34,276 [ SCOFFS ] FUCK YOU. 1756 01:33:34,309 --> 01:33:35,277 WITH WHO? 1757 01:33:35,310 --> 01:33:36,745 -WHAT DO YOU CARE? 1758 01:33:36,779 --> 01:33:37,345 -WITH WHO? 1759 01:33:37,379 --> 01:33:40,148 -WITH, UH, A GUY IN A BAR 1760 01:33:40,182 --> 01:33:42,250 AND THEN TWO GUYS THAT WERE FRIENDS OF FRIENDS, OKAY? 1761 01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:43,952 NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR. 1762 01:33:43,986 --> 01:33:45,854 -WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM? -I HAD SEX WITH THEM. 1763 01:33:45,888 --> 01:33:46,922 I JUST TOLD YOU. 1764 01:33:46,955 --> 01:33:47,890 -YOU HAD -- 1765 01:33:47,923 --> 01:33:50,025 -SEX -- S-E-X! I FUCKED ALL THREE OF THEM! 1766 01:33:50,058 --> 01:33:53,862 NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR AND THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE! 1767 01:34:14,349 --> 01:34:16,852 -WHY DON'T YOU FUCK ME? 1768 01:34:30,365 --> 01:34:33,335 -FUCK ME WITH YOUR BIG COCK. 1769 01:35:07,169 --> 01:35:09,437 CAN WE DO THIS? 1770 01:35:17,312 --> 01:35:19,414 -WE CAN TRY. 1771 01:35:36,498 --> 01:35:39,167 [ COUNTING CROWS' "UNTITLED (LOVE SONG)" PLAYS ] 1772 01:36:02,891 --> 01:36:07,162 -* IF TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT, THEN TODAY IS MY DAY * 1773 01:36:10,032 --> 01:36:14,102 * THAT I SHOULD HANG IT ALL ON DISPLAY * 1774 01:36:16,504 --> 01:36:21,009 * BUT YOURS WAS JUST A LOSER'S GAME * 1775 01:36:23,846 --> 01:36:27,916 * AND I DECIDED THAT I SHOULD PLAY * 1776 01:36:30,485 --> 01:36:34,857 * THROW YOUR ARMS AROUND MY NECK * 1777 01:36:37,525 --> 01:36:41,796 * I WON'T BE SOON TO FORGET 1778 01:36:44,166 --> 01:36:48,436 * THROW YOUR ARMS AROUND MY NECK * 1779 01:36:51,073 --> 01:36:57,112 * I WON'T BE SOON TO FORGET 1780 01:37:12,527 --> 01:37:17,232 * FELT THE WIND'S DIRECTION BRINGING THE CHANGE * 1781 01:37:20,202 --> 01:37:24,139 * CLOUDS SO SOFTLY FULL OF RAIN * 1782 01:37:27,042 --> 01:37:31,079 * THE SUMMER FELL AND THE WINTER SPRANG * 1783 01:37:33,515 --> 01:37:39,454 * NOW IT'S ALL A FEELING I CAN'T GET BACK AGAIN * 1784 01:37:45,928 --> 01:37:50,165 * THROW YOUR ARMS AROUND MY NECK * 117028

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