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See, if you'd listen to me.

Just rushing it doesn't help.

I am not rushing it.

I'm only suggesting.

Mum. EDIE: Well.

Oh, yes, because you did biomedical science at a tertiary level.

- You missed a step. - I didn't.

10.9g of urea is added slowly one scoop at a time

and with good stirring.

It's like cooking, isn't it?

Maybe we need another recipe.

To use the Maxdog System for a peaceful death,

first, check that the cylinder is full with nitrogen.

To do this, connect the regulator to the cylinder,

tightening it firmly with your fingers.

A spanner is not required.

See my earlier film, "Doing It with Betty,"

to learn how to make and use an exit bag.

I had the bag but not the nitrogen.

What, a bag from Tescos, or...?

No, the type you roast a turkey in. Seals better.

And open the tab on the top of the cylinder.

Nembutal would have been easier.

Mum?

Shit!

What are you doing?

Cleaning!

Your boyfriend's here.

I don't have a boyfriend.

Oh, so casual sex?

My mother, the town bike.

- How many firsts have you got? - Um...

Hey! - Almost...

- Hi. - Hi, are you early?

Yeah, a little bit.

This is Josh. Josh, this is my mother, Edie.

- Oh, Josh. - Josh, yes.

I made too much if you're hungry.

- Oh, he cooks! - Ah, just vegetarian lasagne.

No, she can't stay.

I'd love to, but I've got a committee meeting.

Seph, I'm just gonna drop Nanna home.

Do you wanna come with? Oh, no more licking.

Come on, cats can't go to swim carnival.

Hey, have you seen the No-No-No Cat?

He goes, "No, no, no, no, no."

- No, no, no, no, no.

This Chinese site charges $900 for their Nembutal.

And that's with no quality guarantee or personalised care.

We're not charging anything. I don't know how many more times...

Your business sense.

- It's not a business! - Charitable service.

You have to charge something.

If people pay, they're more invested.

And that minimises our risk.

And you did say marketing was my department.

No.

Manufacturing was yours, and, at this rate...

I definitely did not say any of that.

If we happen to come across someone organically

whose suffering is both intolerable and unrelievable.

How do you expect these organic conversations to go?

"Hello, how are you?"

"Oh, I'm not too bad.

I'm in the mood to die today if someone would only help me."

Mum, promise me.

So, your restraint is shocking, but you may as well.

Oh, him.

What? You've no opinion?

You're going to tell him what we're doing?

- No, I don't think so. - I don't need to.

'Cause you know I only want you to be happy.

Alright.

And if a toy boy who happens to be the husband

of one of your dead patients makes you happy, then.

OK, good night, then.

Sad eyes. Wants saving.

Why does it always rain on me?

Is it because I lied when I was 17?

Why does it always rain on me?

Whoa, that was impressive.

Damnit! CHRISTOPHER: OK, you ready?

Can you check my nose for me? Love you.

And I love you. Let's do this.

- See you out there. - See you out there.

Whoo.

Oh, you made it! Oh, thank you!

The owl looked up to the stars above and sang to his sweet guitar.

- O lovely Pussy. - O Pussy, my love.

What a beautiful Pussy you are.

Yes?

Have you made it yet?

Nope, not even close.

- Have you seen the news? - Turn on local.

You shouldn't be watching local. It's bad for your brain.

Michael and Julien Regan have been charged today

with importing the border-controlled drug, Nembutal.

My husband has cancer of the spine

and lives in constant pain.

He's never broken a law in his life.

The Regans are members of advocacy group,

Dying With Dignity, which supports voluntary assisted dying.

To be treated like...

OK, awful, and?

A few months of his life is not only devastating.

Mum?

It wastes the precious time we have left.

Mum?

No service? Yeah, me neither.

With the wishes of the community.

I've talked to a lot of people.

Doesn't come as a shock, does it? I'm known for my talking.

But I've heard stories in my travels I'm not easily gonna forget.

Now, Dying With Dignity, you guys have been at the coalface

for a long time fighting this fight,

and we've gotta do our bit now.

And there is something that you can do.

We need your letters.

Not emails because they can be easily deleted.

But handwritten letters,

personal stories like Jillian's and Michael's.

Perhaps you'd like to include some photographs, as well.

We need them to really feel like.

Oh, sorry, Kevin, but that is total crap.

We've all sent letters for years.

My husband doesn't have time to ask politely.

What we need is real action and real leadership.

Today.

You've got time. Right, thank you.

- Lovely to meet you. - And lovely to meet you. Bye.

Hello. Hello, I'm Edie.

I saw you on the news. Thought it was very moving.

Thank you.

I've had some experience myself.

Exactly. We all know someone who has suffered a terrible end.

How the Catholics are allowed to run a secular country...

I know. It's awful.

I'd like to help.

Good. Always after volunteers here.

You should sign up.

No, I mean, I wanted to help you and your husband.

If we could have a cup of tea or a drink somewhere alone?

Ah... It's busy, now, but do sign up.

I can't. Thank you for coming.

Hey, you should've used a post box.

If you don't want to get caught, you don't put your address

on the package.

How do you mean?

- Jillian likes a fight. - Good for her.

How were you going to help them?

Fuck, that. Snake, snake.

- Really? - Yeah, it just moved at me.

I don't think you're meant to yell at them.

- Where is he? - Ah, ah. I'm a counsellor.

I can deal with this.

I like snakes.

Salazar Slytherin.

Sorry, are you speaking Parseltongue?

Yeah, I'm making friends.

Dude, it's not funny.

Got him.

Oh, my hero. Oh, so brave.

Yes, bravo, bravo.

Fuck you.

She doesn't have any friends as far as I know.

She's 104 years old and no family.

Thought you said you weren't going to approach people.

Well, this was organic.

She struck up a conversation with me, so what was I supposed to do?

And we haven't got anything to give her, anyway.

Well, exactly. That's why you gotta get a wriggle on.

Rita?

So, Rita, I'm just trying to get the whole picture.

So, you had emphysema in 2005.

Thereabouts.

And that was after you had the throat cancer.

- Must have been. - But no dementia.

I didn't have that.

- No, I can see that. - You're very alert.

So, would Rita be a candidate in your assessment?

Well, I don't know. I have to ask a few more questions.

And you've... you've wanted this for a while?

Oh, no, not for me.

No, the Nembutal, she means.

I don't think so.

We should all have the right.

It's our choice, not politicians, not doctors.

Excuse me, no offence meant.

Oh, none taken.

You never know what the next day will bring, do you?

How about having some in the pantry?

- Mum. - Just in case.

And that's me in our apartment in York.

Really. Whoa.

Oh, that's my sister.

Do you miss her?

Yes, I do miss her.

She was my best friend.

And you can't really replace your best friend, can you?

- No. - No.

They think it's cervical cancer.

Some suspect cells, so I'll be going into hospital when this is...

- Am I boring you, Kathryn? - Hm?

Is my cancer prognosis so uninteresting?

No, no, I'm just wondering why you're telling me about it today.

Where's Chris? I need Chris!

Chris! Have you guys seen Chris?

No, not for a while.

I wanna cancel the mobile plan, not...

Yeah.

No, actually, no.

She wasn't that satisfied with her coverage, actually,

but it's not really the... No.

Yeah, look, I've been authorized to...

Yeah. No, no, no.

Yeah, look, she died.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, too, man. Yeah, it's a bit shit.

Now, look, I've been put on hold three times already, man.

Shit, not again.

Fuck.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Yeah, no, back home, I feel like everyone's just like Lego.

They all fit together, and I just never do.

But wiith this group, I- But aren't you pan?

Like, technically, don't you fit everywhere?

Oh my god, that is such a guy response.

Everything's just black and white. Unbelievable.

I gotta piss.

Oh, OK, I won't look or listen.

Nature's pretty cool, hey?

Yeah.

Is that OK?

That?

Your cock tastes amazing.

You don't have to say that.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Oh, shit, are you OK?

Dude, wait, what's wrong?

What binder? What binder are you wearing?

Hold on, wait, sorry, dude, how tight is this on you?

Wait, I need to- Can you let me take it off?

- Please, can I help you? - I'm fine!

- Can you breathe properly? - Fuck off!

I think you need to take it off.

Hello?

Hi.

Oh, is this not Pamela's?

Yes, she's inside. Come on in.

- Pammy? - Yeah.

- Visitor? - Oh!

- I didn't realize. - I'm interrupting.

No, no, no, no, we're just about to merge lunch with dinner.

Everyone, this is Edie. She's from the village.

Hi, Edie. Hello.

Can I make a plate up?

- No, I'm not... - I can't stay, no.

Excuse me. Enjoy.

Hey.

It's Oberon. I just wanted to borrow your car.

You don't drive.

I know, but it's another rescue mission.

And I just thought, perhaps, no...

Is everyone OK?

Yeah, it's just minor drama in the scheme.

So, apologies, again, for interrupting.

You didn't. Are you sure everything's alright?

- Yep, perfectly, perfectly. - See you.

Hey, Josh. JOSH: Hey, hi.

Yeah, I'm just wondering if you need anything brought by for dinner?

We don't have plans for tonight.

Yeah, but don't have a gig or anything.

Josh, I don't know how to...

I'm not your wife.

I'm so sad for you, but I've just got too much going on to...

I've been thinking about it, and she's gone.

And you probably just need to sit with that and try not to fill it.

Oh, shit. Sorry, I'm...

Hey, I'm sorry.

I'm gonna call you back, OK? Or I'll talk to you later.

Yeah.

How's Oberon?

Did he tell you I wrote to him?

He's good. He's camping.

I always wanted to take him camping.

My dad taught me how to build a fire.

You're afraid of spiders, snakes, and Ross River Fever.

I was disconnected from the land. I'm working with my hands now.

Seph mentioned a boyfriend. Is the camping his thing?

I'm too old for boyfriends.

What's he like?

Are you fucking him in our bed? Our sheets?

I have new sheets.

Your friend who cooks ice? Beard, muffins?

Roger.

Yeah, you trust him?

- Yeah, why? - Call him over.

- Why? - I need advice.

- Why? - What, are you a child?

- Kate. - I'm fine.

And you wanna talk to a convicted drug dealer about...

Oh, I was thinking I'm gonna take up ice as a hobby.

Shame about my teeth, but I hear it's amazing.

I don't think it's out of line to ask for information...

- It is! - ..about who is this new guy.

What is happening to my family?

- You don't get to ask! - You don't get to lie

and screw us over and leave me!

Us.

You're not upset that he called me?

No, I think it's great he reached out.

OK, on the scale of one to ten now.

Five.

Well, I bet we can rule out appendicitis or a collapsed lung.

- So, I'm lying. - No.

Why don't I fix us some supper?

Blood sandwich?

- Gotta be a bit thoughtful. - Think it through.

Oh my god, that's so good.

Is it good? KATE: Yeah, it's really good.

How are you doing there, Oberon?

Looks like you're enjoying yourself.

Yeah.

I mean, I never thought it's supposed to be...

Why don't you get another knife and cut them up into...

Hello?

Yes, I'll accept the charges.

Hi. - Hey.

I got that recommendation for you, for the dog.

What? Oh, oh, yeah, hang on.

- Yeah, it's a good vet. - It's reliable.

He should do you a decent deal. Friend of a friend.

That's great, thank you.

OK.

Name Hoang Do at Poor Paws, P-O-O-R,

and, then, the second paws is, ah, like the feet.

Southport Central, so.

OK, got it.

I don't understand what you need it for.

It's a bit of a weird one.

Mum and I are.

'Cause given the fact that I'm in here potentially...

Oh, don't do the favour and then lecture, Chris.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You're right what you said. I did fuck us.

But, to be fair, you were fucked way before then, way before me.

But that never stopped you being magic.

And so, if you wanna move in with camping man...

- I'm not doing that. - No, I mean this.

If that's what you wanna do, then I'm right behind you.

You've got my full support.

Whoo! Hey!

Chris!

Baby! Whoo!

Hey, Chris! Hey, baby!

Whoo.

- I lost them. - What?

The check from your parents and the ring.

Gone! Out to sea.

All those little nobodies in your heart.

Damning all your yesterdays.

Cursing a time when you acted like such a tart.

You really were an arsehole that day...

Thanks for letting me...

Ah, yeah, look, I gotta get to work soon.

Oh, another wedding gig?

Yeah.

What'd you do for yours?

You and... Beth?

I know you're not my wife.

Yeah, yeah.

Actually, it's about Beth.

The reason that I think you'd be...

I've been getting into something new.

I mean, not like Amway or anything, but I'd like to tell you about it.

Sweet dissatisfaction, sweet dissatisfaction.

Hey, Kel.

- Hi, I'm Kelly. - Kate.

- Hey. - How are you feeling?

Oh, hopeful. Relieved.

You know this is only just an initial chat.

I can't promise.

Oh, still.

She a good witch or a bad witch?

I don't know yet.

A bad witch, but she's working on it.

Sweet dissatisfaction, sweet dissatisfaction.

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