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She can't call an ambulance.

It has to be a doctor who knows him who writes the death certificate.

Mm-hmm. KATE: If an ambulance comes,

they'll take the body to a hospital

and then toxicology could get involved.

Yeah? Yeah?

- Yeah. - OK.

Oberon, honey?

What's going on?

- Where's Oberon? - I don't know.

Honey? Oberon!

Mum?

Sweetheart? What did you...

Nothing. Sorry.

Was it a bad night, sweetheart? Hmm?

Oh, it's OK.

I didn't want to call you.

Oh my God, it's OK.

You're OK, alright?

You're OK.

- Do you want me to leave? - I can step out if you...

Don't worry.

- Hello! Look at you. - What a moment.

- And Mum, good job. - Oh, thanks.

- Sweet sixteen, huh? - Think I know what you want.

I'm not into like full bushranger, but some sexy testosterone stubble.

- He's in a good mood. - Isn't he? New year.

OK then, let's check you out.

So, any spotting of late?

The blockers seem to be working well, don't they?

Fine.

So what injection, pellet or gel?

You know that we're all a beautiful snowflake.

Yeah, but what's gonna work the quickest?

Oh, Kate, I'm gonna need both you and Christopher

to sign off before I can prescribe.

I thought with the law changing, we didn't...

No, it needs both parents.

- We're overdue a visit anyway. - It's good!

Yeah? I know you don't wanna see him, so...

No, of course. Too easy.

Ah, OK, I've gotta take this. You should tell her.

OK.

Hey.

I just keep seeing it on replay.

I asked you not to call me again.

Hey, I went by his house today.

And his wife, look, she knows he wanted... He didn't want that, OK?

You sound drunk, Josh.

What do you think? Was it...

I... I just need to know what I gave him.

What does it matter? Your stuff is shit. They sold you shit.

So if you've got any more of it, you need to get rid of it.

So do you think...

Would she have died like that if I'd given it to her? Beth.

Is that how, ah...

I don't know. Um, I guess.

I mean, if you got it from the same source, I don't know.

You're gonna drop the lawsuit with the hospital.

Call your solicitor today and if you contact me again...

- Oh, you'll what? - What you'll call the cops?

Will you tell them what we did, Doctor Brennan?

What you did.

I put him out of his misery. What you did.

- Really? Can we? - Mm-hmm!

- No! - Yes!

Yes!

Can I drive?

No, it's too busy. Just wait.

I need to get my hours up.

- Not on the highway. - There's trucks on the highway.

Hey Oberon, tell me about these cross-sex hormones.

They call it T.

What, you'll grow hair and your voice will drop?

I cannot wait for the Adam's apple.

It's all pretty basic.

I mean it starts getting hectic when you talk about phalloplasty.

What's that?

- It's a penis, Mum. - Oh.

They take a bit of your arm or your thigh and they make one.

- Oh, they don't. - They do.

Let's talk about a new subject.

Science is amazing.

But it's still sensitive enough to, you know.

Most people can orgasm.

A tiny percentage can't, but...

Don't worry about that, you can manage quite well without those.

Totally.

Hello there, Mr Weinberg.

Good morning.

Have fun out there.

Thank you.

I spent the summer with my narcos girlfriend.

The aftermath was a psychotic reaction

I split the city and my so-called good friend

I've been afflicted by a coastal attraction.

We stalk the craft markets lookin' for potions.

We take our leather jackets down to the ocean.

'Cause things are sweeter with a side of emotion.

A million backpackers slapping on the ocean.

Everything's amazing, everything's amazing.

Everything's incredible, everything's incredible.

Everything's amazing, everything's amazing.

The pleasures indescribable

I'm pinning my survival on you.

We are connected by the shred of the cosmos.

We are affected by the blue of the North Coast.

We're all collected on a rock in the galaxy.

We've got protection from the forces of gravity.

Sometimes I think about my friends back in the program...

Oh, ah, now, I've gotta have some of the butter.

Mushrooms! Are your mushrooms expensive?

Yeah, it's Gold Tops.

Or, or we've got Blue Meanies or Magics.

They're the only ones.

I think we've got to have the Gold Tops.

Yeah, right.

Do you do a medicinal discount by any chance?

Would you take a pension card?

- Do you want... - do you want me to check?

Davo! Oi!

I got him, I got him.

Oh, he's got him!

Well, it hasn't been low on excitement, though.

Um, Boxing Day, my neighbour, he went full Shawshank

and ran off down through the bushes.

Why don't you do that?

'Cause then I couldn't come home, could I?

I'd have to keep running. But um, it was funny.

They found him in Byron Bay a week later.

He'd made a restaurant reservation under his own name,

because he couldn't cope with the fact

he couldn't get his favourite table at the restaurant.

Sounds like a dick.

Yeah. Well, you get all types here, developers, CEOs.

Ah, good for business, then.

Maybe, we'll see.

I don't want to interrupt, but lunch is a while, so...

Guys, this is Rog. He is the best baker here. Can I...?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I... um... - I used to cook meth, so...

Really?

Yeah, I'm not proud of it, but in here I've had the space

to figure out that I just like cooking.

- Isn't that amazing? - He turned it around.

Yep, it is amazing.

- Negative to a positive. - Mm. Righto, well, tuck in.

Alright.

So we have some news.

We did a personality quiz on the way down

and I'm totally an empath.

Sociopath. It's a different path.

- I have like twenty-three traits. - Whoa.

And Jordana Kerr asked me to be her best friend.

- Ah. Jordana Kerr? - Mum, can we please?

- I will, I will. - But Mum said to refuse.

It's dangerous having one best friend.

Yeah, better to have lots of friends, eh?

Well, your mother is always right but, um, in here,

Rog, he's my best mate and he's also my gym buddy.

Ask me what time it is.

- What time is it? - Let me check.

It's gross.

You look really good.

So do you.

Hey, that was interesting what you said earlier

about managing without.

You don't mean it?

Oh! Oh, it's that PMT or PMS or HRT.

Well, how so?

Everything's got to be a production.

Jet lag. I mean, people make a fuss.

Well, I blame Freud for the pressure.

The vaginal orgasm, the only mature one.

Trust a man to make a hierarchy out of it.

I've always been clitoris myself and happy with that, you?

So divulge, how long since...

Why?

- Are we talking last week? - Last year? Five years?

How should I know?

When we first married, I...

We... quite a lot, and then had children and things get complicated.

But he brought you to orgasm?

I honestly can't remember.

Well, you'd remember!

Well, then maybe I haven't.

You can blame my husband for that, too.

- Oh, I do, I do blame him. - What about you, by yourself?

Oh, don't be vulgar.

You know, that's not, that's not shocking, it's just juvenile.

Edie, we gotta sort this.

I mean, this could be a simple lubrication issue.

You can't die having missed an essential human experience!

Oh, just...!

Um, I'll pay for the...

That's Goldie Hawn and that's Mrs Speckled Hen.

And she's our best layer, that one.

I mean, they all lay pretty good, but she's... she's a champion.

You like chooks?

I love birds, even dead ones.

Come on, girls.

I conned a lot of people. I admit that.

They're pretty sure it's a proper addiction.

I was feeding this thing.

This need for things and I didn't care how I was gonna get 'em.

Scams, the lies you know, that's why I went so big.

- Ahuh. - It fucking haunts me.

My neural circuit loves the dopamine.

I mean, you'd know about that better than anyone.

So how are you? How's work?

Great.

Actually, ah, currently under review for malpractice.

Questioning my faith in western medicine.

Sounds fun. How's your Mum?

- Depressed. Irrational. - Doesn't send her regards.

- Good for her. You fucking anyone? - Not at all well.

Mm.

Hey, Oberon wants to go to stage two, and that's testosterone.

I mean it's all pretty, we just need a signature.

- Right. - Is there anything I can read?

Any studies into longterm harm?

Well, I think we're past the point of debating this.

Well, you know how I felt about it last time.

Yeah, and he would have killed himself if he'd waited.

- Oberon's stronger than that. - It's not a question of strength.

Well, I've been doing my own reading.

No one knows yet what delaying the natural flow of adolescence.

He should have been on the blockers before puberty was allowed to start.

Teenagers change their minds all the time.

What happens in two years if he wants her body back?

Goldie!

I am awful. I am a rotten cow with boundary issues.

Oh, it doesn't matter. - No, it does.

So many women. My Mum's advice was to lie back and think of England.

She's never even been to fucking England.

Mine didn't tell me a single thing.

I always hated it with George, even at the beginning.

Always seemed like, I don't know, an invasion.

Kate told me. She was only about ten, reading a book.

She didn't know what it was.

Well, I was fourteen, on a horse.

- And? - I loved that horse.

My mother couldn't get me off that horse.

I like these on you.

They suit you.

Swim?

Nothing to wear.

Didn't stop you last time.

Are you two getting back together?

Yeah, that's what's happening

I'm not asking for tangible help, like money.

Which we do need, by the way.

Can I... can I say, you don't miss her?

I mean just screw PC for a second. Can I say...

Can we, can we just have a conversation about the fact

that I miss my daughter?

I missed everything because I was too far out of my head

and our child nearly died, so no. I'm not gonna risk it.

Right, there's your God complex right there.

- What? - You can't control the world.

You're not powerful enough.

Alright, you can fuck off now back to summer camp.

Nice, Kate.

See you in three months, yeah?

What'd he say?

No, it's good. He just needs to have a think about it.

What does he need to think about?

Do you wanna drive?

You're right, we need to get those hours up.

Come on, come on, chooky.

Oh, that felt good. You missed out.

Although I'll probably find a leech later and you'll be the smart one.

Oh! There they are.

Mr Weinberg.

Ah, good evening. I'm gonna order room service tonight.

My wife used to do a fillet steak. I don't know how she did it.

I used to tease she was having an affair with the butcher.

There seems to have been a problem with your credit card today, sir.

- Oh, that right? - Oh dear me, hang on.

Oh, too many cards.

I'm breeding cards in here.

Cash, you take cash? Cash economy?

- Mm. - That's the one.

No, not yet.

No. OBERON: Can you not!

You've gotta be more assertive.

Mum, I'm carsick. Well, put your screen away.

- I'm feeling sick, too. - Could you not brake so suddenly?

She is a touch green.

- Seph, we can't pull over. - You're gonna...

Oh my God!

Oh God! Has anyone got anything? Has anyone got some tissues for you?

- Are you alright? You OK? - I'm sure I have some.

Mum, have you got some in your bag?

- Just a minute. - Keep your eyes on the road!

I am! My eyes are on the road.

Hey. He'll change his mind, OK?

We're just gonna take a breath. You know what he's like.

It's fine.

Don't take it to heart, Oberon,

your father's always been a weak man. Bum chin.

I told your mother, never trust a man with a bum chin.

Although in this instance, perhaps he's got a point.

Mum, please, don't.

Well, I'm sorry, but in my day, we didn't have this problem.

You know, we, we were who we were.

We had our own problems.

I'm not saying it's an indulgence, but it's on the rise.

What if it's a fashion, or... or chemicals, or anxiety?

You don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, so I'm not allowed an opinion?

Not on this, no.

Oh, I think that's very unfair. You said it yourself.

Me and Oberon are the same. We've both been desperate to die.

No, we're stuck in these bodies.

Hurry up and do it, then. I mean, what are you waiting for?

Oberon!

Are you going to let her talk to me like that?

- Seriously, fuck her. - Just fuck off and die already.

No one wants you.

Believe me, there's nothing I'd like more.

If you're interested, we're looking for a sixth.

Just quietly, they're all a bit useless,

so if you have any skill at all...

Some, as it happens.

Ah, Henry. We haven't properly...

I'm Edie.

Edie.

I had a girlfriend called Edie.

Did you?

No.

Come on.

I found a sixth.

Oh, hello.

Only if there's room.

Wonderful.

Edie, who don't you know? This is Edie, everyone.

I know, um... Richard?

- Ah, don't think I've met. - Richard, hello.

Thanks for including me. Been feeling a long way from home.

Oh. The Wellness Committee is campaigning for stricter guidelines

about who's allowed to use the pool.

Controversial, but if you can't control yourself...

You're ruining it for everyone.

That's what I say. Don't I keep making that exact point?

- Mm-hmm. - We're meeting Wednesday.

I'll be there.

- Goodnight, Edie. - Goodnight.

- Night. - Night.

Come on, Mr Weinberg.

A man can't go on holiday. Against the law to have some fun!

I couldn't, they're in the villas.

I've always paid my bills.

There's a large hotel bill outstanding

but he won't tell us the name of any family member.

They robbed me blind, I've told you!

I don't know if he has any.

You don't listen.

I have family, of course, I have family!

Art? What's the trouble?

Oh, you, you tell 'em. I... I have a wife.

- Yeah, he has a wife. - Wonderful woman.

Yeah, wonderful woman.

You're not my wife.

No, no. She's buried in the garden, remember?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she is.

She... she's... she's in there, my wife.

Yeah. We can dig her up in the morning if you like.

I miss my wife.

I... I miss my wife.

I miss her. I miss my wife.

He jumped on me. They don't normally do that.

So I guess now I'm feeding it crickets.

It's crazy what you latch onto.

Mm, not really.

Grief...

Oh no, thank you.

I told the solicitor.

Beth's parents agree there's not a lot of point pursuing a lawsuit.

Thank you.

I guess it means you're off the hook, Doctor Brennan.

Back to work.

I lied about getting rid of it.

Beth's.

Yeah, I... I don't want it.

I tested it just now and it was good.

She would have... it would have been peaceful if she'd taken it.

Painless.

I'm... I'm not waiting for her to die anymore.

It happened.

She's gone and I'm relieved.

How shit is that?

And this will feel like?

Nothing.

Well, it must feel like something.

Like falling asleep.

You think I'm bluffing?

For what it's worth, I hope you don't.

I need more time to forgive you.

But if you can't wait, if you're that desperate.

Your choice.

Grandma we love you.

Grandma we do.

Though you may be far away.

We think of you.

There's no-one quite like grandma.

And I know you will agree.

She always is a friend to you.

And she's a friend to me.

There's no-one quite like grandma.

She's there in times of need.

Before it's bed time on her knee.

To us a book she'll read.

Grandma we love you.

Grandma we do.

Though you may be far away.

We think of you...

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