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- ( phone beeps ) - ( man speaking Catalan )

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( phone clicks )

- ( beeps ) - ( Marc speaking )

- ( beeps ) - ( Raquel speaking Catalan )

( clicks )

( wave crashes )

( man speaking Catalan )

- ( applause ) - ( rock music playing )

( cheering )

( laughter )

( chuckles )

( laughter )

( applause )

( rock music playing )

( in English ) * I LIKE YOUR NOSE, I LIKE YOUR HAIR *

* I LIKE YOU CLOTHED, I LIKE YOU BARE *

* I LIKE YOUR BOOTS, YOUR SKIRTS AND YOUR BLOUSES *

* I LIKE YOUR SUITS, YOUR SHIRTS AND YOUR TROUSERS *

* I LIKE YOUR MILD POLITICAL STANCES *

* I LIKE YOUR WILD SPONTANEOUS DANCES *

* I LIKE THE WAY YOU DRIVE ME INSANE *

* MORNING, NOON AND NIGHT

* I LIKE YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE SEXY *

* I LIKE THE SEXY THINGS YOU DRESS IN *

* I LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO ME *

* WHISPERING SEXY THINGS

* I LIKE YOU 'CAUSE YOU LIKE ME *

* I LIKE THE POEMS THAT YOU WRITE ME *

* I LIKE THE PICTURES THAT YOU THOUGHTFULLY *

* DRAW FOR ME

* THAT MAKE ME LOOK ALL RIGHT *

* OH YEAH

* I LIKE, I LIKE, I LIKE

* I LIKE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH *

* I LIKE YOUR BRAIN, BOTH LEFT AND RIGHT HALF *

* I LIKE THE SONGS YOU SING WHEN YOU'RE BATHING *

* I LIKE YOUR DOG WHEN HE'S BEHAVING *

* I LIKE YOUR CAR, YOU CURSE LIKE A TROOPER *

* DURING A HARD REVERSING MANEUVER *

* I LIKE THE WAY WE KISS AND WE MAKE UP *

* AFTER A FIGHT, I LIKE YOU *

- * 'CAUSE YOU'RE SEXY... - FOLLOW ME.

* I LIKE THE SEXY THINGS YOU DRESS IN *

* I LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO ME *

* TEXTING ME SEXY THINGS

* I LIKE YOU 'CAUSE YOU LIKE ME *

* I LIKE THE POEMS THAT YOU WRITE ME, I LIKE... *

- HI. - HEY.

( in English ) * DRAW FOR ME

* THAT MAKE ME LOOK ALL RIGHT. *

( in Catalan )

- ( child crying ) - ( people chattering )

( chuckles )

( chuckles )

- ( mutters ) - ( elevator chimes )

( van chimes, whirring )

( in English ) I AM SO SORRY. I DON'T SPEAK ANY JAPANESE.

THE INTERPRETER COULDN'T MAKE IT,

BUT I'M SURE YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT.

GETTING A TABLE ON THE LAST NIGHT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.

( paper rustles )

( blows nose )

( in Japanese )

( engine starts )

( in Catalan )

( man, in English ) YES, DOCTOR, I UNDERSTAND.

IT'S JUST ALL SO UNEXPECTED THAT--

YES, OF COURSE. UH, FINE. SHE'S FINE.

SURE. DOES THAT MEAN THAT SHE CAN GO TO THIS DINNER?

THAT IS IF SHE WANTS TO, OBVIOUSLY.

VERY WELL THEN. THANK YOU, DOCTOR.

GOODBYE THEN. GOODBYE.

- THAT'S IT. I'M GOING. - ( phone clatters )

I SEE, MADAM. SHALL I PREPARE THE CAR?

YES, BUT FIRST FETCH THE LADDER.

WE'RE TAKING HIM ALONG.

YES, MADAM.

WELL, DO GET A MOVE ON, BURTON.

I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME READY TOO

AND DO MY HAIR AND ALL THAT.

HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY I PAY YOU.

YES, MADAM.

( jazz music playing )

( glasses clink )

( engine puttering )

- ( parking brake clicks ) - ( door opens )

( people chattering )

( in Catalan )

( chuckles )

( mutters )

- MMM. - ( Mar chuckles )

( camera clicks )

- ( in English ) GOOD EVENING. - ( in Catalan )

- Max: HELLO. - Mar: HELLO.

Both: HELLO.

YOSHIO TAKAMURA,

- ISAO KAMIKAMA-- - KAMIYAMA.

( in English ) KAMIYAMA, SORRY-- ARE BOTH VERY EXCITED

- TO COME HERE TO DINNER TONIGHT. - ( in Japanese )

( in English ) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.

WE'RE SO PLEASED TO HAVE YOU HERE AND WE'RE SO HONORED

THAT YOU'VE COME ALL THE WAY FROM TOKYO TO ENJOY OUR MEAL.

( in Japanese )

( in English ) THANK YOU.

UMM...

- AH. - MMM.

( in English ) THE PRESENTS. THE PRESENTS.

( clatters )

( both in Japanese )

- ( both speak ) - ( Max, in English ) AND NOW

WE'LL START YOU OFF WITH A COCKTAIL.

( in Catalan )

( chuckles )

YEAH YEAH YEAH.

( mutters )

YEAH YEAH YEAH. ( chuckles )

- ( parking brake clicks ) - ( engine stops )

- MATILDA. - ( in English ) DARLING.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. YOU CAME.

NO, NOW DON'T GO ALL MUSHY ON ME

OR I'M LEAVING. MAX.

- COUNTESS. - ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT HAPPENED?

OH, THIS? OH, NO NO, IT'S NOTHING.

WELL, THEY WENT CRAZY DOING TESTS.

SO I'M A LITTLE ANEMIC. WHAT DO THEY EXPECT?

- ( scoffs ) DOCTORS. - IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

MMM. HE WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS THIS.

YOU KNOW HE NEVER CHANGED HIS PLANS.

- MM-HMM. - STUBBORN AS A MULE.

MATILDA, THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO ME TO HAVE YOU HERE TONIGHT.

THEY SHOULD'VE CLOSED THIS PLACE DOWN YEARS AGO,

- SEEING HOW YOU COOK. - SURE, SURE.

ANYHOW, WHAT WAS I TO DO? STAY HOME?

FRANKLY, I'D RATHER MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF,

COME HERE ALONE AND DINE ALONE.

AT LEAST THAT WAY IT GIVES THEM ALL SOMETHING TO GOSSIP ABOUT.

- MATILDA, I HAVE TO GO. - IT'S PAID FOR, YES?

YES, OF COURSE.

OH, GOOD.

THE FIRST TO ARRIVE, THE LAST TO BE GREETED.

MY APOLOGIES. MAX BARNEY, DIRECTOR OF CHAKULA.

- WALTER REILLY. - OF COURSE. MR. REILLY.

WELL, WELCOME. I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL EVENING.

THANK YOU. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD

TO THIS MOMENT FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

WELL, WE'RE VERY GLAD TO HAVE YOU WITH US. PLEASE, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,

- DON'T HESITATE TO ASK A MEMBER OF OUR STAFF. - DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

IF I GET BORED, I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

( men speaking )

YES.

( people chattering )

UMM...

( chuckles )

YES.

( camera clicks )

UH.

( sighs )

- ( in English ) DO YOU NEED HELP? - OH, NO NO NO. NO THANK YOU.

WELL, YES. WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING THIS FOR A MOMENT?

SURE, OF COURSE.

- THANK YOU. - OKAY.

( exhales sharply ) AH. CAREFUL NOW.

THAT'S MY HUSBAND.

OH. LOVELY.

OH, NOT TO WORRY, DEAR. HE'S ALREADY DEAD.

- I HOPE SO. - ( laughs )

ALIVE, HE WOULD'VE GIVEN YOU SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

THANK YOU. I'LL-- I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.

- ARE YOU MARRIED? - UMM... WAS.

- OH. HE DIED TOO? - NO.

NO NO. WE'RE... DIVORCED.

OH, DIVORCED.

WELL...

MAKE THE MOST OF IT, DEAR.

LIFE IS SHORT.

- ( door opens ) - ( sighs )

MMM! ( mumbles )

( mumbles )

( in English ) HELLO.

- ( beeps ) - ( seagulls cawing )

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S RINGING, BUT NOBODY'S PICKING UP.

- YOU'RE KILLING ME. - Man: LISTEN, THEY'RE NOT PICKING UP.

SHOULD I JUST GET IN THE CAR AND WE LEAVE?

OH, I DON'T KNOW. YES!

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. COME ON.

- DIANE, COME ON. - THANK YOU.

( chattering )

( whispers )

( clears throat )

( laughter )

( in English ) THANK YOU.

( applause )

( in English ) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

FOR THE LAST TIME,

WELCOME AND ENJOY.

PLEASE.

( chattering )

( sizzling )

HOLD ON NOW.

I-- I DON'T NEED THIS HUGE TABLE.

IT LOOKS LIKE I'M EXPECTING SOMEONE.

- ORDERS FROM UP TOP. - THIS IS WHERE YOU PARK THE OLD LADY

SO SHE DOESN'T CAUSE ANY TROUBLE.

( chattering )

( clears throat )

( in Japanese )

( in English ) AND NOW WE WILL FOLLOW UP THE COCKTAIL

BY SERVING OUR TASTING MENU,

WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL THE SECOND ACT.

AFTERWARDS, WE WILL RETURN TO THE TERRACE

FOR DESSERTS AND LIQUORS.

AND FINALLY, TONIGHT'S SURPRISE DISH.

SAYONARA. ( chuckles )

SAYONARA.

( in Japanese )

( in English ) ENJOY YOUR MEAL.

- ( server speaks ) - Marc: GOOD EVENING.

( Marc in Catalan ) THANKS.

HMM?

( laughs )

( chuckles ) YEAH.

- UMM... - ( clears throat )

( whispers, in English ) GO FOR IT, YOUNG MAN.

SHE'S AVAILABLE.

DIVORCED.

( man, in English ) I MANAGED TO REACH THE RESTAURANT AND TOLD THEM

WE'RE RUNNING A LITTLE LATE, SO QUIT YOUR POUTING, DANIEL.

ACTUALLY, DO YOU WANT ME TO TEXT HER AND TELL HER WE LANDED SAFELY?

NO. THANK YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE YOU TO DO?

- YEAH? - KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, DRIVE A LITTLE FASTER,

SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BE SO DAMN LATE.

HE'S JUST JEALOUS. CAN'T YOU TELL HE'S DYING

TO BE WITH A LITERARY STAR 10 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM?

NO, SHE'S 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.

20 YEARS. NOW CAN WE GET OFF THIS NOW, PLEASE?

WE'VE BEEN ON IT SINCE NEW YORK.

( Mar speaking )

( chattering )

( bell dings )

Max: MAR.

( sighs )

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH.

( cracks )

( in English ) SO... A TOAST. WE NEED TO TOAST.

TO A WONDERFUL EVENING

AND TO THE SUCCESS OF YOUR BUSINESS,

YOUR NEW BUSINESS. CHIN-CHIN.

OH. IN JAPANESE,

WE DON'T USE THAT WORD AT THE DINNER TABLE.

- WHAT WORD? - CHINCHIN.

- WHY? - IN JAPANESE, IT'S SOMETHING WE HAVE

BUT YOU DON'T.

WHAT?

OH, I GET IT.

( laughing ) YOU MEAN A PENIS.

CHINCHIN MEANS PENIS IN JAPANESE.

I LOVE IT. PENIS-PENIS.

( engine stops )

MMM?

( both laughing )

( exhales sharply )

( sighs )

( in English ) MR. REILLY, THE WINE LIST.

OH PLEASE.

( in Catalan ) FINCA GARBET, 2005.

FINCA GARBET.

( in English ) I ASSUME YOU HAVE IT.

ABSOLUTELY. EXCELLENT CHOICE.

- I KNOW WHAT I LIKE. - UMM...

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR FOOD?

DELICIOUS, THANK YOU.

- WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE? - OH, NO NO NO.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THOSE ARE FOR YOU.

UMM... THE MAITRE D' HAS BEEN TELLING ME

THAT YOU'VE BEEN DISCUSSING THE MENU.

HE'S VERY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF GASTRONOMY.

OH, I KNOW VERY LITTLE. I HAVE A PASSION

FOR FINE CUISINE, THAT'S ALL.

I'M INTRIGUED BY THE PROCESS.

WELL, PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO COME AND VISIT OUR KITCHEN LATER.

THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

OF COURSE.

- ( clears throat ) MR. BARNEY? - YES?

EXCUSE ME.

UMM...

- ( gasps ) - ( Mar chuckles )

( in English ) I KNEW YOU'D END UP BEING DEMOTED TO WAITRESS.

- SERVES YOU RIGHT. - MIND IF I SIT DOWN?

OH, IF YOU INSIST.

THANK YOU.

- ( whispers ) - OKAY.

DON'T YOU LIKE THE TABLE I CHOSE FOR YOU?

( chuckles ) WHEN YOU GET TO MY AGE

YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.

THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING PITIED.

- HOW'S THE COUNT DOING? - WELL, YOU KNOW,

SO FAR HE HASN'T SENT ANYTHING BACK.

PLEASE DON'T SPREAD THE ASHES AROUND HERE.

YOU COULD USE THEM AS AN INGREDIENT.

THAT'D BE SOMETHING NEW FOR YOU.

DON'T YOU HAVE SOME WORK TO DO?

I DON'T NEED A BABYSITTER.

MATILDA, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG IN MISSING HIM.

- I MISS HIM TOO. - GO-- GO TO WORK.

GO BOIL AN EGG OR DO SOMETHING USEFUL.

GO ON.

( kisses ) BON APPETIT.

HI.

( Raquel speaks )

( laughs ) YES YES YES.

NO NO NO NO.

YES.

NO NO NO.

( laughs ) YEAH.

( in English ) YEAH YEAH. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH.

THANK YOU.

( inhales deeply, moans )

( crickets chirping )

( in English ) HIDALGO, HEY, IT'S MAX.

( music playing on radio )

HEY HEY.

( speaks Catalan )

( chuckles )

( chattering )

( clicks )

( cellphone ringing )

( in English ) LOOK, IT'S REALLY VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW.

I HAVE TO GO.

I'M LIKING WHERE THIS IS GOING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ARE YOU CRAZY?

THIS IS A SURPRISE. DO YOU LIKE MY SURPRISE?

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - WE JUST SAT IN A TABLE

IN NEW YORK AND SAID IT WAS A BUMMER

WE COULDN'T BE HERE TOGETHER AT THIS THING.

WELL, HERE WE ARE, WE'RE TOGETHER.

WE'RE NOT EXACTLY TOGETHER, BECAUSE YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH HIM,

- BUT STILL-- - I DON'T UNDERSTAND, OKAY?

HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS PLANNED?

I DIDN'T PLAN THIS. DIANE HAD A FRIEND

WHO GOT PREGNANT AND SHE COULDN'T FLY,

SO I JUST TOOK HER SPOT.

I MEAN...

THAT WAS A WEEK AGO, BUT IT WASN'T A PLAN.

YOU'RE HAPPY TO SEE ME, RIGHT?

DAN, YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW UP HERE WITHOUT CHECKING WITH ME.

WAIT, SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE NOT HAPPY TO SEE ME?

( stammers )

( door opens )

( in English ) IT'S TRUE.

( blows nose ) IT'S TRUE.

IT'S CALLED "COSTA BRAVA LIFESTYLE."

IT'S ABOUT THE SEA, THE LANDSCAPE, THE LIGHT,

AND WITH THE FOOD. YEAH.

EATING OUT IN THE SUNSHINE WITH A NICE WINE.

- MMM. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? - YES.

IT'S FOR THAT THAT YOU NEED A CALM SEA.

HERE WE DON'T HAVE EARTHQUAKES OR TSUNAMIS.

WE-- WE ARE RELAXED PEOPLE.

YES.

UMM... PLEASE.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANOTHER GLASS?

AND THEN YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT THE FOOD TASTES LIKE.

ANYWAY, WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY.

'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY.

YES. ( scoffs )

- ( in English ) WHO IS SHE WITH? - WHO?

OH, UH, NOBODY.

JUST HER EX. THEY HAVE SOME... ( inhales sharply )

JUST-- I DON'T KNOW--

- THINGS TO WRAP UP. - ( paper tears )

YES SIR?

( whispers ) GIVE THAT TO THE WOMAN OVER THERE IN THE RED DRESS.

- THANK YOU. - ( pen clicks )

DANIEL'S VERY MYSTERIOUS TONIGHT, DON'T YOU AGREE?

HE IS, ISN'T HE? AND HE SEEMS SO MUCH YOUNGER

SINCE HE STARTED DATING RACHEL.

AND IT EVEN LOOKS LIKE HE'S GROWN MORE HAIR.

I HAVE HAIR PLUGS.

( whispers )

( in English ) "MY LOVE, I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU

THAT YOU LOOK GLORIOUS TONIGHT.

WHY DON'T WE SWIM NAKED UNDER THE MOONLIGHT?"

( coughs )

( exhales sharply )

YEAH?

( chuckles )

( Marc sighs )

( clears throat )

( in English ) HEY, FORGIVE THE INTERRUPTION.

- IT'S MARC. YOU'RE MARC, RIGHT? - YEAH. ( clears throat )

- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.

I JUST WANTED TO COME BY AND TAKE A MINUTE

- TO TALK MAN TO MAN, IF YOU DON'T MIND. - NO NO, NOT AT ALL.

YEAH, RAQUEL TOLD ME YOU ARE WORKING HARD ON THE NEW BOOK.

SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU, DID SHE?

NO. WHAT HASN'T SHE TOLD ME?

RACHEL AND I ARE TOGETHER, MARC.

YOU MEAN WORKING TOGETHER.

I MEAN WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.

IT'S A TOUGH WAY TO FIND OUT, HUH?

( chuckles )

( toilet flushes )

( sighs )

- ( chattering ) - ( footsteps approaching )

( footsteps depart )

- ( waves crashing ) - ( crying )

( sizzling )

( snapping fingers )

- ( in English ) YES? - I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS

TO RACHEL GROSSMAN WITH HER DESSERT.

- I'M SORRY-- - AH! SAVE THE SMALL TALK

FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND. THIS IS IMPORTANT.

YOU'RE STILL HERE.

YES SIR.

( crunches )

( in Japanese )

( in English ) IT'S GOOD.

( Yoshio, in Japanese )

( in English ) BUT IT'S GOOD OR BAD?

( crunching )

OH. OH, I'M SORRY.

I'LL BRING YOU ANOTHER CARROT TANGLE STRAIGHT AWAY.

( chuckles ) NO, THAT'S FINE, EDUARDO. THANK YOU.

- THEY WERE TANGLED UP TO BEGIN WITH. - MY APOLOGIES.

YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT A NEW ONE?

NO NO, IT'S FINE, REALLY. THANK YOU.

TELL ME--

DO PEOPLE USUALLY FIGHT LIKE THAT IN HERE?

NO. NO, NOT REALLY.

BUT HERE...

THERE'S A SURPRISE EVERY MINUTE.

( chuckles ) OF COURSE.

- THANK YOU. - ( chuckles )

- HEY. - HEY.

( inhales deeply, sighs )

IT'S A NICE SPOT, HUH?

I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE SHOULD BUY THE PLACE,

OPEN A RESTAURANT OR SOMETHING. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

( sighs )

( in English ) WHAT, THEY DIDN'T LIKE THE FOOD?

MMM.

( sighs )

( chuckles )

( scoffs )

( scoffs )

( chuckles )

( gasps )

( snaps )

( in English ) NO, REALLY, I LOVE TO SING.

IT'S MY HOBBY.

NEVER PROFESSIONALLY, ONLY IN THE KARAOKE BAR.

BUT YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF KARAOKE BARS IN JAPAN, RIGHT?

- YES, WE DO. - AND HAVE YOU EVER SUNG IN A KARAOKE BAR?

YES, I LOVE SINGING.

( in Japanese )

( in English ) WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE SINGER?

LADY GAGA.

( both laugh )

MMM.

- EDUARDO. - ( in English ) YES?

I AM VERY FLATTERED,

BUT YOU ARE FAR TOO YOUNG.

AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHERE THIS RING BELONGS.

- YES, I DO. - MMM.

I WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT.

THANK YOU.

( chimes, ticking )

- ( laughing ) - ( clicking )

( in English ) GENTLEMEN, HOW IS EVERYTHING? IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

OH, EVERYTHING IS GREAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- WELL, YOU'RE REALLY WELCOME. - Mina: THANK YOU.

WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED,

- JUST ASK, OKAY? - ( laughing )

( music playing on radio )

( chattering, applause )

- MAX. - YEAH?

( sighs )

( mutters )

( in English ) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

IF I CAN HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.

THE NIGHT'S NOT OVER,

BUT WE'RE GONNA CHANGE THE VENUE.

IF YOU'VE GOT A DRINK, BRING IT WITH YOU.

IF NOT, PLEASE COME AND JOIN US FOR A COCKTAIL EN EL CHIRINGUITO.

- MY HUSBAND AND I CAME HERE QUITE OFTEN. - Raquel: MM-HMM.

HE WAS REALLY VERY FOND OF MAR.

I SUPPOSE SHE'S, WELL, THE DAUGHTER WE NEVER HAD.

( chuckles ) YOUR HUSBAND SOUNDS LIKE AN AMAZING MAN.

( laughs ) OH, YOU CANNOT IMAGINE, MISS... UMM--

- RACHEL, PLEASE. - OH, RACHEL.

PRETTY NAME, MMM? ( chuckles )

( waves crashing )

MY HUSBAND WAS A BUSINESSMAN.

NOT A VERY GOOD ONE, I'M AFRAID.

- ( women chuckle ) - HE WAS, UMM...

AN ADVENTURER. ONE OF THOSE MEN FOR WHOM

THE WORLD IS JUST TOO SMALL. ( sniffs )

I SEEM TO COME ACROSS MEN FOR WHOM THE WORLD IS TOO BIG.

FERNANDO ATE MORE THAN ANYONE, DRANK MORE THAN ANYONE,

- SHOUTED MORE THAN ANYONE AND-- - ( Marc chuckles )

OH, DON'T SAY IT. I CAN ALREADY IMAGINE.

NO NO, THAT IS NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY, YOU CHEEKY YOUNG LADY.

I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT EVERYONE KNEW HIM EVERYWHERE,

AND WHEN HE SPOKE, NOBODY DARED OPEN HIS MOUTH.

EXCEPT FOR ME. ( chuckles )

YOU KNOW, I HAD NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD HIS TASTES.

BUT I REALLY RATHER MISS HIS...

WALKS ON THE WILD SIDE.

I WANTED TO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE

AT EVERY FRESH ENCOUNTER, BUT...

TRUTH BE TOLD, THAT'S WHEN HE MADE ME LAUGH THE MOST.

EXCUSE ME.

- ( cellphone ringing ) - OH, WILL YOU EXCUSE ME?

- YEAH. - ( beeps )

HELLO. THANK YOU.

YES, I'M STILL HERE.

YES, NO NEWS. EVERYTHING'S STILL THE SAME.

WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? IF THERE'S NO NEWS, THERE'S NO NEWS.

I'M SORRY. CAN'T TALK NOW. I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

- SORRY ABOUT THAT. - NO, NO PROBLEM.

THIS IS REALLY KINDA SILLY, NOW THAT DINNER'S OVER,

IT'S NOT GONNA MATTER ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, BUT--

I'M SORRY, I JUST HAVE TO ASK. YOU WOULDN'T--

- ( cellphone buzzes ) - EXCUSE ME.

( beeps )

( in English ) WHAT?!

( clattering )

( Mar speaking )

MAR?

YEAH YEAH.

YEAH YEAH YEAH.

MAR?

- CAN WE TALK? - DANIEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I JUST THINK WE SHOULD TALK GIVEN WHAT'S HAPPENED, PRIVATELY.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN--

- ( sighs ) LISTEN-- - AM I TALKING TO YOU, MARC?

- 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK I AM. - ( glass shatters )

- ( exhales ) - OH!

- ( clears throat ) - Marc: ARE YOU OKAY?

- LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE. - ( Matilda breathing heavily )

WATER. A GLASS OF WATER, PLEASE.

Daniel: WHAT, ME? LOU, GET HER A GLASS OF WATER.

( breathlessly ) IT'S JUST MY BLOOD PRESSURE.

- CAN I SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE? - SURE.

WELL, THE PULSE IS FINE

AND I DON'T REALLY SEE ANYTHING WRONG.

I'M FINE, REALLY, I TOLD YOU.

- PLEASE LEAVE. - WELL, ARE YOU SURE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?

GO, PLEASE.

- OKAY. - SHOO!

UH, SHE CAN STAY...

- IF SHE WANTS TO. - OKAY OKAY OKAY.

- THANK YOU, DOCTOR. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU, IS THERE?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FRIGHT YOU GAVE EVERYONE?

DON'T YOU START COMPLAINING, YOUNG LADY.

I SAVED YOU FROM A DOOZY.

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN OUT THERE?

BOTH YOUR MEN IN THE SAME RESTAURANT?

- ( humphs ) - ( clicks )

- AND THEY SAY WOMEN ARE THE SMART ONES. - YOU'RE A REAL PIECE OF WORK.

SO FERNANDO TOLD ME-- MANY TIMES.

ACTUALLY, I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T SMOKE IN HERE.

ACTUALLY, I'M AFRAID I CAN.

- ( blows ) - ( coughs )

I, UH--

- I HAVE SOMETHING OF YOURS. - MINE?

ONE OF YOUR MEN IS EXPECTING A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA TONIGHT.

( sighs )

WHO-- WHO GAVE YOU THIS?

( Max sighs )

( Ramon speaks )

( in English ) I DON'T KNOW.

( chattering )

( laughs )

( murmuring )

- WHAT DID SHE SAY? - I'M NOT SURE.

( whispers )

UMM... ( clears throat )

THE THING IS THE MUSICIANS THAT CAME TO PLAY FOR YOU TONIGHT

AND THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP ARE--

WELL, THEY'RE IN A LIFE RAFT SOMEWHERE OUT THERE AND THEY HAVEN'T BEEN FOUND YET.

BUT WE'RE SURE THAT THEY'RE CLOSE BY.

LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST...

TAKE YOUR DRINKS AND ENJOY THE BEACH?

( crowd murmuring )

MAX. MAX!

Max: HEY!

HEY. WHO ARE YOU?

BECAUSE A FOOD CRITIC YOU ARE NOT.

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - ( breathes deeply )

SHOW ME YOUR PASSPORT.

- EXCUSE ME? - Ramon: MAX.

NO NO NO. I WOULD LIKE YOU VERY MUCH

TO SHOW ME YOUR PASSPORT.

IS THERE SOME KIND OF PROBLEM?

JUST SHOW IT TO ME.

ALL RIGHT, FINE. WALTER REILLY, WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?

( in English ) MAX. HEY.

ALL RIGHT. DO NOT LET HIM LEAVE.

I SWEAR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

I'M SO SORRY, SIR.

( in English ) ACTUALLY, IT'S A WONDERFUL PLAN.

I THINK THE BEAUTY OF IT IS IT'S REALLY SIMPLE.

- FOLKS, PLEASE. - Matilda: WHY NOT?

- YOU KNOW, AND I-- - ( shouts ) HEY!

PERHAPS ONE PERSON AT A TIME PLEASE.

OKAY, LOOK, ALL WE'RE SAYING, RIGHT-- WE WANNA HELP, OKAY?

WE DON'T THINK IT'S RIGHT TO BE HERE SITTING ON OUR ASSES,

DRINKING COCKTAILS WHILE THERE ARE PEOPLE LOST AT SEA.

THE COAST GUARD IS DOING WHAT THE COAST GUARD DOES.

OKAY? IT MIGHT TAKE THEM A WHILE, BUT THEY'RE GONNA FIND THEM.

NOW LOOK, YOU'VE ALL PAID TO BE HERE.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO ENJOY THE EVENING.

DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO ENJOY MY EVENING, MAX BARNEY.

LOOK, HERE'S THE SITUATION--

THERE ARE FIVE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO NEED HELP.

THERE ARE 30 PEOPLE HERE WHO WANT TO HELP.

- EXACTLY. - UMM...

ALL RIGHT, WHAT WOULD THE PLAN BE?

OKAY, THE PLAN IS WE FORM TWO GROUPS.

OKAY? SO THE FIRST GROUP

- IS GONNA GO UP THE CLIFF... - MMM.

...AND BUILD A FIRE SO THEY CAN SEE US, RIGHT?

- UH-HUH. - AND THEN THE SECOND GROUP TAKES THAT BOAT

- AND GO LOOK FOR THEM. - THAT BOAT?

- YEAH, THAT BOAT. - THAT BOAT HASN'T BEEN USED IN YEARS

AND THE ENGINE ISN'T GONNA START. AND EVEN IF IT DOES,

THE LAST THING WE NEED IS ANOTHER BOATLOAD OF PEOPLE LOST AT SEA.

AND YOU CAN'T BUILD A FIRE ON THE CLIFF,

BECAUSE, WELL, IF THE POLICE CATCH YOU, THEY'LL SHUT US DOWN.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SHUTTING DOWN ANYWAY.

- ( laughter ) - ( Max clears throat )

AW, WHAT THE HELL. ALL RIGHT, FINE.

- OKAY. OKAY, EVERYONE. - OKAY.

SO-- SO LET'S GO.

FOLLOW ME AND BRING FLASHLIGHTS.

- AND WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK WE NEED? - AND FIREWOOD.

- FIREWOOD, FIREWOOD. - COME ON, PEOPLE. COME ALONG.

( folk music playing )

- ( in Catalan ) MAR. - YES?

( in English ) PLEASE.

EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION ARE ALWAYS ON THE SAME FREQUENCY.

- YEAH. - SO WE SHOULD GET SOMETHING IF THERE'S A PATROL

USING THE RADIO WITHIN A SEVEN-KILOMETERS RADIUS.

- ( keyboard clicks ) - OKAY.

- ( static ) - ( man through computer )

( in English ) NO NO NO, PLEASE, DO NOT-- DO NOT PUT--

- Ramon: MAX. - YEAH?

( in English ) AH. THAT'S GOOD NEWS?

- ( thuds ) - ( music stops )

( coughs )

( Raquel, in English ) AN HOUR AGO YOU WERE IN A WHEELCHAIR,

AND NOW YOU'RE CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN.

( Raquel and Matilda laughing )

Matilda: I KNOW!

- BUT WHATEVER. - ( sighs )

I HAVEN'T FELT SO ALIVE IN-- OH, FOR YEARS.

OH, IF YOU'RE SITTING DOWN, SO AM I.

- NO, PUT THE LIGHT RIGHT OVER HERE. - ( chattering )

NO, IT'S NOT THE BATTERY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

THE MOTOR LOOKS FINE. IT'S GOT GAS.

- IT JUST DOESN'T WANNA START. - MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK?

( waves lapping )

- ( clattering ) - Walter: THE OIL LOOKS FINE.

( splashes )

AH.

THIS IS NOT GAS. THIS IS RAINWATER.

- ( water drips ) - STAGNANT RAINWATER.

- SO YOU'RE A MECHANIC? - NO, I'M A WATCHMAKER.

- A WATCHMAKER? - WHAT'S THE MATTER?

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A WATCHMAKER BEFORE?

NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVEN'T.

NOT THAT YOU KNEW OF AT THE TIME.

- CAN YOU FIX THIS? - YES, IF YOU GET ME SOME GAS.

GAS?

ONE OF YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO SIPHON GAS FROM THE TANK OF A CAR.

- I'LL DO IT MYSELF. - I'LL COME WITH YOU.

YOU ARE IN A PICKLE, AREN'T YOU?

( crickets chirping )

YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY?

MM-HMM.

WHEN I WAS DOING RESEARCH FOR MY BOOK,

I LIVED WITH THE LAKOTA SIOUX FOR A LONG TIME.

YOU KNOW, I PRACTICALLY BECAME ONE OF THEM.

THEY TAUGHT ME--

THEY TAUGHT ME ABOUT THEIR COOKING AND THEIR...

RITUALS AND CEREMONIES.

IT WAS INCREDIBLE.

I HAVE NEVER FELT SO CONNECTED IN MY LIFE.

IT'S-- IT'S LIKE I LEARNED NOTHING FROM IT.

- Matilda: HMM. - I MEAN...

I'M ALONE NOW.

I'M ALONE AND I STILL--

I STILL DON'T FEEL IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE.

WELL, YOU COULD ALWAYS

GO BACK AND SETTLE ON THE RESERVATION.

- ( exasperated sigh ) - YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT A BAD IDEA,

BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I'D LOVE TO BE

A MILLION MILES AWAY FROM DAN AND MARC.

- ( chuckles ) - ( exasperated sigh )

ALTHOUGH IT'S NOT LIKE I DO SO GOOD ON MY OWN.

I'M A DISASTER.

HOW DID YOU DO IT?

- UH, WELL-- - I MEAN REALLY.

WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE.

WE'RE ALL CONTRADICTORY.

THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING MORE PRECIOUS THAN FREEDOM.

MMM.

BUT YOU CAN BE FREE WITH SOMEBODY BY YOUR SIDE.

( laughs )

I LEARNED THAT FROM FERNANDO. MM-HMM.

YOU'RE JUST FEARFUL.

THAT'S NORMAL.

JUST FOLLOW YOUR HEART.

- ( static ) - ( Ramon sighs )

( keyboard clicking )

- IT'S OKAY? - NOT YET.

OKAY, THIS IS GREAT. LET'S GO!

ARRIBA! CUT US LOOSE!

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.

- WE CAN'T ALL FIT. - YOU NEED ME OUT THERE.

MAXIMUM OF FOUR. WE GOTTA LEAVE ROOM FOR THE OTHERS WHEN WE COME BACK.

- I'M GOING TOO. - YEAH, BIG SURPRISE. IS THAT BECAUSE I'M GOING?

- I'M A DOCTOR, YOU MORON. - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'LL GO.

( clears throat ) HEY. YOU KNOW HOW TO STEER THIS THING, RIGHT?

YES, OF COURSE. WE'LL USE THE FLAME AS A BEACON.

- YOU SHOULD GO. - ALL RIGHT.

HERE WE GO.

- ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO, PUSH! - LET'S GO.

( shouts )

GOOD LUCK.

- ( woman chatters ) - ( women laughing )

AT LEAST YOU GOT THE FIRE GOING.

- WE COULD HAVE TOAST. - YES!

OOH, YES.

( distant bang )

- Mina: IS-- IS THAT A-A-- - WHAT? WHAT DO YOU SEE?

WHAT IS THAT?

Matilda: IT'S A FLARE.

THEY MUST'VE LIT IT WHEN THEY SAW OUR BONFIRE.

IT'S THEM! IT'S THE LIFEBOAT!

- OH! - HELLO!

- YOO-HOO! - ( whistling )

- YOO-HOO! OVER HERE! - OVER HERE!

- OVER HERE! - OVER HERE!

( Max speaks )

MAX.

- YES? - ( in English ) IS THAT THE COAST GUARD?

NO, IT'S A FRIEND WHO'S GOT A FRIEND AT THE COAST GUARD.

HEY, MAX. MAX, MAX!

- ( in English ) YEAH? - WE SAW A FLARE.

- WHERE? - YES, QUITE DISTINCTLY.

- OUT THERE. - OKAY.

PLEASE, JUST ONE SECOND. LOOK, GERARD...

- MAX? - YEAH?

YEAH.

UH-HUH.

( in English ) OKAY. EXCUSE ME.

LOOK WHAT THE SAND HAS DONE TO MY STOCKING.

( both laugh )

( chattering )

- IT'S THEM. LOOK! - ( motor puttering )

- IT'S THE BOAT! ( cheering ) - YOO-HOO!

( cheering )

( whistles )

( cheering continues )

( crowd laughing )

( breathing heavily )

( clears throat )

- ( Daniel chattering ) - ( Santi mutters )

( in English ) SORRY, SORRY. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.

Man: YEAH.

( in English ) YOU-- YOU ARE THE MAN WHO SAVED THESE PEOPLE?

- YES. YES, I AM. - RIGHT? YEAH.

AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- MY NAME'S DANIEL. - DANIEL.

( sighs )

( Daniel, in English ) YOU KNOW, IT WAS A DECISION POINT.

IT WAS, "I'M GONNA RISK MY LIFE AND SAVE OTHERS."

- YEAH. OKAY. - AND THAT'S WHAT I DID.

HERE'S YOUR RING.

- ( music playing ) - ( coughs )

( man singing )

( music fades )

THANK YOU.

( groans )

I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

REALLY, THERE'S NO NEED.

NO NO NO NO, I MEAN IT. I'M SORRY.

I JUST WANNA THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP.

YOU'RE WELCOME. IT WAS A CINCH FIXING IT-- THE MOTOR, I MEAN.

CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

WHY'D YOU COME HERE TONIGHT?

I'M AN ADMIRER OF YOUR RESTAURANT.

I'VE VISITED RESTAURANTS ALL OVER THE WORLD,

AND I'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED ANYTHING LIKE THIS.

IT'S UNBEARABLE TO THINK THAT YOU'RE CLOSING.

SO WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO ALL NIGHT?

MY MOTHER.

SHE THINKS I'M IN THE SHOP.

SHE'S A DREADFUL COOK.

( chuckles )

( chuckles )

( sighs )

( chuckles )

( both laugh )

- ( music continues ) - ( in English ) OKAY.

WHATEVER HE'S OFFERED,

OUR OFFER WILL BE BETTER.

SHALL WE GO TO MY OFFICE AND DISCUSS DETAILS?

NO.

AFTER THE PARTY.

ENJOY.

( lighter clicks )

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR EVERYTHING.

IT WAS A NIGHT I WILL NEVER FORGET.

I'M SORRY TO LEAVE YOU THIS WAY,

BUT I FEEL IT'S THE MOST HONEST THING TO DO.

MONEY CORRUPTS ART."

SON OF A BITCH.

- MAX. - MATILDA.

( in English ) DO YOU MIND IF I BORROW HER FOR A MINUTE?

( Max speaks )

( in English ) WE DID IT.

( laughs )

- ( mouths ) - ( whispers in English ) THANK YOU.

( soft rock music playing )

* GIVE ME YOUR LOVE

* AND I'LL GIVE YOU

* THE PERFECT LOVE SONG

* WITH A DIVINE

* BEATLES BASS LINE

* AND A BIG OLD BEACH BOYS SOUND *

* I'LL MATCH YOU POUND FOR POUND *

* LIKE HEAVYWEIGHTS IN THE FINAL ROUND *

* WE'LL HOLD ON TO EACH OTHER *

* SO WE DON'T FALL DOWN

* WELL, GIVE ME A WINK

* AND I'LL GIVE YOU

* WHAT I THINK YOU'RE AFTER

* WITH JUST ONE KISS

* I WILL WHISK YOU AWAY

* TO WHERE ANGELS OFTEN TREAD *

* WE'LL PAINT THIS PLANET RED *

* WE'LL STUMBLE BACK TO OUR HOTEL BED *

* AND WE'LL MAKE LOVE TO EACH OTHER *

* TILL WE'RE HALF DEAD

* MAYBE NOW

* YOU CAN SEE

* JUST WHAT YOU...

( chatting )

* MEAN TO ME...

( chatting, laughing )

* MAYBE NOW

* YOU CAN SEE

* JUST WHAT YOU

* MEAN TO ME

* GIVE ME YOUR LOVE...

* AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE PERFECT LOVE SONG *

* WELL, GIVE ME YOUR WORD

* THAT YOU'LL BE TRUE

* TO ME ALWAYS, COME WHAT MAY *

* FOREVER AND A DAY

* NO MATTER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE MAY SAY *

* WE'LL HOLD ON TO EACH OTHER *

* TILL WE'RE OLD AND GREY

* TILL WE'RE OLD AND GREY

* TILL WE'RE OLD AND GREY.

( jazz music playing )

( music ends )