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Okay, those of you who were working
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the day that Carol was
electrocuted by the robot,
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you're gonna be deposed
by Carol's lawyer today.
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Now, Cloud 9's lawyer
will also be present.
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He advises we answer
every question honestly
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but try and downplay their liability.
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So, feel free to get creative
walking that perjury line.
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How much is Cloud 9
gonna have to pay Carol?
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Oh, I heard about a guy
who got his butt sliced off
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when a shelf fell.
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Voop! 10 million.
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- What?
- No, no...
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Dang, that's a nice payday.
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I'm sorry... a guy got
his butt sliced off,
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and we didn't hear about it in the news?
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Wait, so Carol could get $10 million?
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Okay.
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That makes sense.
T-the world makes sense.
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She'll be able to do that
thing where you buy a car
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and you just drive it once.
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Like, when you get
to where you're going,
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you just toss the keys
to whoever and leave.
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No, she's the kinda person
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who'd blow it all on exotic animals,
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then die broke in the
bathroom of a Red Robin.
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Carol, you can probably
just go start your shift now.
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No, I'm good.
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Is this what today's gonna be like,
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everyone talking about me?
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God, I'm gonna hate this!
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com
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You're looking at a boot?
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- You're not a boot guy.
- I know.
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Everyone knows that.
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But I'm just seeing
what's out there, because...
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someone's getting their
ankle monitor off today!
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Oh, my God, Mateo, that's huge!
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I know, right? Girl, it has sucked!
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Feeling like a criminal
every time I tied my shoes...
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Ooh! Why not get yourself
some capri pants, too,
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so you can show off your ankle?
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I'd rather go back to jail.
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Excuse me.
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Can you help me find Carol Malloon?
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I'm her attorney, Hannah Connelly?
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Well, hear this.
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Carol's gonna do everything
she can to pin this on me,
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but if she wants to make this ugly,
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I will drag it all the way to hell!
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I think she's in floral.
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On your left, just ahead
towards the register.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Okay.
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Oh, hey, Glenn.
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You're, uh, dripping
something green there, buddy.
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Ah! This is the third stress ball
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I blasted through today.
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Wow. Maybe today should be
more of a Koosh day for you.
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It's just these depositions.
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You know, lawyers make me anxious.
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It's nothing to worry about.
You know, maybe it would help
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if we practiced a little bit.
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Oh, yeah, good idea. Okay.
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So you be me, and I'll be the lawyer.
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Uh, maybe you should be you.
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'Cause I'll be me in the deposition.
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Okay. Good catch.
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Hey, Dina, did ya see?
Lazer Maze finally reopened.
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Yeah! Took 'em long enough.
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What, one black light falls on a kid,
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and you have to close for a year?
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Well, COVID...
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Oh, right. Well, listen.
We should go later tonight.
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Yeah. And there's that
Mediterranean place next door.
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We could fuel up first.
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I mean, if that's... cool.
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Why wouldn't it be?
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Because of my views on the Greeks?
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What? No. I'm just trying to be good
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about the boundaries
that you and Brian set up.
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Oh, no, it's not like a date.
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As long as whatever
we're doing ends in sex,
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it's like the laser tag
is just extended foreplay.
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Right. Foreplay surrounded by teenagers
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and cardboard aliens.
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- I been turned on by worse.
- Me, too.
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Okay, state your name for the record.
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Glenn Sturgis.
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Why are you writing that down?
That's the right answer.
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No, no, this is what lawyers
do... they might take notes.
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But you can't let that distract you.
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Oh, mind games!
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Oh, okay, well,
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sure, yeah... game on.
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Check and mate. Ohh...
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Sure. Also, they might
let a quiet moment hang
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after you've answered a question.
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Silences are uncomfortable,
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and so people will try to fill them
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and then end up saying more.
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Oh, okay. Got it. No problem.
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Ha. What is this?
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Are you doing it now?
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Are you mad at me? Did you find out
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that I accidentally hit your
car in the parking lot?
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Because it was just a scratch!
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You think you're so perfect, you know?
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Well, I used to have
a body like that once.
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So, you know, so check out your future,
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you fart face!
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Okay. So, some things to work on.
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Hey, Mateo, it's Eugene.
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This is what I look like in a mask.
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Yeah, I can tell it's you. Hi.
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I got a subpoena.
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I guess 'cause the lawyers
think I'm Glenn's assistant
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and wanna depose me?
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Oh, crap. Right.
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Don't worry. I'm just gonna go in there
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and explain our situation...
how, on paper, you know,
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you still work in the Vision Center
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and I'm "Glenn's assistant."
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What? No. Eugene, you can't.
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Our arrangement
isn't exactly... above board.
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Just... pretend
you're Glenn's assistant.
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But if I lie under oath,
they'll send me to jail.
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If you tell them the truth,
it's gonna ruin my whole life.
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Please?
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I'm supposed to get
my ankle monitor off today.
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I might even be a boot guy now.
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- You're not a boot guy.
- People change!
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Whatever. You can't go in there.
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Well, I kinda have to
'cause of the subpoena,
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but I'll them that you really
don't wanna be in trouble.
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Hey.
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- You gotta do what you believe is right.
- Right.
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Why don't you stay here,
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and I'll go see
if they're ready for you.
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Okay.
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Eugene? Did you lock me out?
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No! I didn't even touch the door!
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Oh, no!
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The door must be stuck!
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Hey, Dina, Brett wants to go home
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because of his sciatica?
Is that a real thing,
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or is it like when
Isaac needed Friday off
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for an appointment
with his Mandalorian?
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Hang on. What do you think's going on
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between Garrett and that woman?
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Uh... I don't know.
Looks like he's helping
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some girl with a dead tree.
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Yeah, but it seemed like
she was laughing.
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If anything, he should
be laughing at her
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for that ridiculous return.
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Oh, my God. Are you jealous?
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What? No, I'm dating Brian.
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I don't know. You and Garrett
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have been hanging out
a lot lately, so...
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kinda feels like you guys
"like" like each other.
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No, we don't "like" like each other
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because we're not
12-year-olds at archery camp.
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We are adults in a complex relationship
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where I am the hinge
between a romantic primary
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and a sexual secondary.
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I've never been a hinge before.
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Well, one time, the
exterminator walked in on us
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and, like, kinda lingered,
but I guess that doesn't count.
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No. That's just exterminators.
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Jesus! What is this...
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Ladies' Night at Customer Service?
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On the day of the incident,
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Glenn Sturgis was floor supervisor.
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Yes, he was.
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To the best of your knowledge,
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did Mr. Sturgis make any
modifications to the robot?
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Uh, no, Glenn would never
do anything like that.
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Glenn's a bit of a
technophobe, you know?
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He keeps his radio dialed
to the Christmas station
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all year round 'cause he's worried
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he's not gonna be able
to find his way back.
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So it's your understanding
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that he generally avoided the robot.
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Oh, absolutely.
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So that would include performing
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the required maintenance
and software updates.
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Uh... I'm sorry?
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That's the responsibility
of a floor supervisor.
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Oh, uh... huh.
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I... I did not know that.
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A skipped or improperly
performed update
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could have resulted
in the electrocution
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of my client, so...
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Yeah, well, I-I mean, I'm sure Glenn
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tried to do the updates.
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Thi... this is not like
to... to, you know,
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fill the silence... or whatever.
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But just to say it,
shouldn't there have been
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like a technician
or something involved?
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I mean, I feel like it's unfair
to expect somebody like Glenn...
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"Somebody like Glenn."
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Is there a competence issue?
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No! No, no!
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Glenn is... can be...
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uh, competent, uh,
in... in a lot of ways.
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Could... do you wanna...
do you wanna jump in here?
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This lawsuit is against
the Cloud 9 corporation.
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But it sounds like you're saying
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that Mr. Sturgis, as an individual,
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is responsible for the injury.
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It's not your turn to ask questions.
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- Thank you.
- But I like that question.
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- So I'll ask it.
- I... objection.
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O-overruled. Yeah. Yeah.
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You know what? I can
take care of this for you.
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Why don't you just
pick out a different size?
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Trying to get her into
something more form-fitting?
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Man, Customer Service
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is just your own sick
little candy store, isn't it?
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Uh... and bereavement cards
are on aisle three.
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I'm sorry about your sister.
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What was that? Did you really
think I was flirting with her?
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Well, it looked like there
was less blood in your face.
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- It had to go somewhere.
- I was being pleasant.
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And even if I was flirting
with her, who cares?
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We're not dating, so I can flirt with
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or date whoever I want.
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No, totally. I mean, if that's...
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what you want, then knock yourself out.
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Date a hundred women.
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And you wouldn't have
a problem with that, right?
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No! No, I'd be fine.
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You'd be the person with the problem,
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because you're so bad with names.
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Regardless, I'm fine, you're fine.
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That lady can throw it
around as much as she wants.
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We're all fine!
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Anyway...
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Hey! I got you a little
congratulations gift
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for getting your ankle monitor off...
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some fun socks!
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Okay, great. Just drop 'em
on the ground and walk away.
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- Thanks so much.
- Aw, man, fun socks?
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Takes me a pic!
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Why is Eugene in your office?
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Eugene got stuck!
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Apparently, my door got jammed.
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He was gonna blab to the lawyers
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about our work arrangement.
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So you kidnapped him?
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No! You can't be kidnapped
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if you don't know
you're being kidnapped.
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Oh. Okay.
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So what's your plan?
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I don't have one yet!
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While you were out there buying socks,
256
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I was busy dealing with this!
257
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Love the socks, by the way.
So thoughtful.
258
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Uh, hey, uh, quick heads up.
259
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It's... it's looking like
they're targeting Glenn
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to take the fall for Carol's lawsuit.
261
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- Ugh.
- Yeah!
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The lawyer, she's just like...
263
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like anything you say,
she's just gonna twist
264
00:09:34,871 --> 00:09:36,435
to make it sound like
Glenn's incompetent.
265
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What did you say that she twisted?
266
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Oh, me? Uh, well, f-for me, it was, uh,
267
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I might've... I said something
along the lines of Glenn...
268
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uh, being incompetent.
269
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Mm. Don't see how that got twisted.
270
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Jonah, why would you say that?
271
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Glenn can't afford to get sued.
272
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He has a two-year-old,
273
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and his health is, like, so bad.
274
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Yeah. Yeah, got it. Yeah, no.
275
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Stomach cramps on full blast already.
276
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Oh, hey, there's Carol, everybody.
277
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Hey, Carol, can you
talk to your lawyer?
278
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Jonah screwed up royally,
279
00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,452
and now she's going after Glenn.
280
00:10:04,454 --> 00:10:06,384
Oh, no, I hate to hear that.
281
00:10:06,396 --> 00:10:09,025
But gotta let the lawyers
do their job, right?
282
00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:11,423
Now, what should I name my boat?
283
00:10:11,547 --> 00:10:13,409
I'm leaning toward "Wet Ride,"
284
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but I'm open to other ideas.
285
00:10:15,205 --> 00:10:17,439
Look, all you guys
have to do is go in there
286
00:10:17,474 --> 00:10:19,633
and make Glenn sound
like he's, you know,
287
00:10:19,635 --> 00:10:22,135
good at his job... which, he is!
288
00:10:25,248 --> 00:10:26,748
And when the system went down,
289
00:10:26,783 --> 00:10:29,355
Glenn put in everybody's
hours for the previous week
290
00:10:29,575 --> 00:10:30,663
- from memory.
- Hmm.
291
00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,269
And why did the system go down?
292
00:10:32,292 --> 00:10:34,539
Because somebody spilled
juice on the clock-in machine.
293
00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:37,262
Oh, was there a...
child in the back area?
294
00:10:37,263 --> 00:10:40,408
No. It was an adult that was
running away with juice
295
00:10:40,409 --> 00:10:41,942
'cause they weren't
supposed to be drinking it.
296
00:10:41,943 --> 00:10:43,351
And this adult was...
297
00:10:44,492 --> 00:10:46,145
Bad at running with juice.
298
00:10:46,838 --> 00:10:48,452
Would you say that Glenn Sturgis
299
00:10:48,454 --> 00:10:49,820
is a competent manager?
300
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,316
Is this off the record, or...
301
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,485
- This is all under oath.
- Under... great.
302
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,087
Oh, boy. Okay...
303
00:10:55,109 --> 00:10:57,443
Glenn is... what is Glenn?
304
00:10:57,543 --> 00:10:59,143
Glenn I... you know, ha!
305
00:10:59,306 --> 00:11:01,046
He is... it's... the thing...
306
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:03,333
the thing is, about him...
307
00:11:03,990 --> 00:11:06,290
Glenn and I, we're top
dogs in this doghouse.
308
00:11:06,487 --> 00:11:08,020
Why? Competence.
309
00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:10,629
Jonah's... the most competent.
310
00:11:10,657 --> 00:11:12,223
Then Dina, obviously.
311
00:11:12,225 --> 00:11:14,731
Preeti is probably up there too.
312
00:11:14,771 --> 00:11:15,785
Uh...
313
00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:17,626
Oh, Mateo. Jeez. Okay.
314
00:11:18,305 --> 00:11:21,506
Glenn can... handle phone calls,
315
00:11:21,675 --> 00:11:24,679
uh, keep things in binders...
316
00:11:24,732 --> 00:11:27,867
Oh! He wears clothes. Uh...
317
00:11:27,935 --> 00:11:30,318
honestly, when you add it up,
he can do, like,
318
00:11:30,617 --> 00:11:32,417
probably hundreds of things.
319
00:11:36,537 --> 00:11:39,171
Uh, I said... Garrett yet?
Did I mention Garrett?
320
00:11:39,225 --> 00:11:42,860
So there's gonna be
Jonah, Dina, Garrett,
321
00:11:43,297 --> 00:11:46,783
Preeti, me... depending on the week...
322
00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:49,036
Glenn Sturgis is...
323
00:11:49,038 --> 00:11:52,907
Mm...
324
00:11:53,175 --> 00:11:54,689
Could you repeat the question?
325
00:11:54,691 --> 00:11:56,390
He has a weird voice.
326
00:11:56,392 --> 00:11:59,426
Like... "Okay, everybody..."
327
00:11:59,525 --> 00:12:01,814
So, Eugene, you're Glenn's assistant.
328
00:12:01,996 --> 00:12:04,396
Eugene O'Malley
is Glenn's assistant, yes.
329
00:12:04,584 --> 00:12:06,317
Oh, well, you can just say "I."
330
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,178
Eugene O'Malley just thinks
a little differently.
331
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,105
Have you met Alan?
332
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,050
Oh, my God, I forgot about Alan!
333
00:12:13,206 --> 00:12:15,110
Okay, do you have a whiteboard?
334
00:12:15,816 --> 00:12:18,658
This isn't working.
Carol's lawyer is relentless.
335
00:12:18,686 --> 00:12:20,986
W-we can't let them
pin it all on Glenn.
336
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,600
Pin what on me?
337
00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:25,786
Not something, I hope.
338
00:12:30,091 --> 00:12:31,953
Why is this happening to me?
339
00:12:31,954 --> 00:12:33,698
Why do people think that I'm at fault
340
00:12:33,699 --> 00:12:36,962
- for Carol's electrocution?
- Uh, well, so, uh,
341
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:40,070
when I was trying to defend you,
342
00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:43,157
uh, we were talking about
the robot malfunction,
343
00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:45,680
and I may have
suggested that you were...
344
00:12:46,245 --> 00:12:49,780
a little less than 100% competent.
345
00:12:50,523 --> 00:12:51,631
You said that?
346
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,731
- Yeah...
- You don't think I'm competent?
347
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,444
No, Glenn, that's...
348
00:12:55,445 --> 00:12:56,954
- it came out wrong...
- No, no.
349
00:12:56,955 --> 00:12:59,712
I'm... I'm happy to find out
what you really think of me.
350
00:13:00,145 --> 00:13:02,645
But I may have to take your
picture out of my wallet.
351
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,448
Glenn, come on.
What picture is this again?
352
00:13:06,134 --> 00:13:08,101
One, two...
353
00:13:08,136 --> 00:13:10,537
Ooh!
354
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:13,109
Oh, no! I can't believe
that didn't work.
355
00:13:13,772 --> 00:13:15,809
Looks like I'm really stuck, you guys.
356
00:13:15,844 --> 00:13:18,801
I think I may have to
reschedule my deposition.
357
00:13:19,879 --> 00:13:22,965
Oh, hey, I just spoke
with Carol's lawyer,
358
00:13:23,158 --> 00:13:25,485
and she said Eugene
could do his deposition
359
00:13:25,487 --> 00:13:27,330
through the door, if you wanted.
360
00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:29,105
- What?
- She gave me the questions
361
00:13:29,124 --> 00:13:30,309
to ask and everything.
362
00:13:30,492 --> 00:13:32,692
He could do his deposition now with us
363
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:33,827
and be done with it.
364
00:13:33,862 --> 00:13:36,460
Well, i-it's a little unorthodox,
365
00:13:36,479 --> 00:13:38,243
but I'll allow it.
366
00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:42,415
Uh, so, the first question is...
367
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,680
- Where were you born?
- Where was I born?
368
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:47,907
Yeah, I know.
369
00:13:47,943 --> 00:13:51,044
It seems like it has nothing
to do with Carol's lawsuit.
370
00:13:51,079 --> 00:13:53,513
But that's the first question.
371
00:13:53,548 --> 00:13:56,850
Well, it's a pretty crazy story, uh...
372
00:13:56,885 --> 00:14:00,594
I was born in a hospital
in Jefferson City, Missouri.
373
00:14:01,189 --> 00:14:03,781
White mom, white dad.
374
00:14:04,893 --> 00:14:06,841
Hey, Dina, a lot of
people have questions
375
00:14:06,842 --> 00:14:09,295
- about this email you sent.
- Really?
376
00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:11,030
"Due to recent complaints,
377
00:14:11,066 --> 00:14:14,267
employees at Customer Service
are hereby off-limits
378
00:14:14,302 --> 00:14:16,148
in regards to flirting and/or dating."
379
00:14:16,149 --> 00:14:17,737
Which concept are ya fuzzy on?
380
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,439
Our question is why did you send it?
381
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,492
Yeah. And did Garrett
382
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,575
like specifically
say something about me?
383
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,457
'Cause we've been vibing for a while.
384
00:14:24,512 --> 00:14:27,045
No. This is just... standard procedure.
385
00:14:27,215 --> 00:14:29,255
From corporate.
About dating in the workplace.
386
00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:31,505
I think they just wanna stay
a step ahead since it's spring
387
00:14:31,507 --> 00:14:33,341
and, you know, everybody's
getting horned up.
388
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,449
Hmm. Damn. I really
thought we were vibing.
389
00:14:38,039 --> 00:14:39,699
Dina, this email's wack.
390
00:14:39,808 --> 00:14:42,180
Come on, just admit it. You're jealous.
391
00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:43,562
I mean, it makes sense.
392
00:14:43,651 --> 00:14:47,019
Garrett's like a really nice
guy and funny and cute.
393
00:14:47,021 --> 00:14:48,175
Well, he's off-limits, Cheyenne.
394
00:14:48,177 --> 00:14:50,101
- I just sent the email.
- Okay.
395
00:14:50,144 --> 00:14:52,887
Sorry. It's just I...
I guess I have been
396
00:14:52,941 --> 00:14:55,275
spending more time with Garrett
and, I don't know, I...
397
00:14:55,719 --> 00:14:57,177
I liked it, I...
398
00:14:57,905 --> 00:14:58,912
I like him.
399
00:14:58,914 --> 00:15:00,680
Aw. Well, that's great.
400
00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:03,066
Oh, but, yeah, probably confusing.
401
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,767
Yeah. 'Cause there's still Brian,
402
00:15:04,986 --> 00:15:06,424
who I also like, so...
403
00:15:06,425 --> 00:15:09,619
Mmm. In tenth grade,
I was caught between Bo
404
00:15:09,621 --> 00:15:12,058
and this guy Darius that
he used to freestyle rap with.
405
00:15:12,093 --> 00:15:14,464
- What did you do?
- I told Bo how I felt,
406
00:15:14,466 --> 00:15:17,100
and then...
he took a poo in the backseat
407
00:15:17,102 --> 00:15:19,116
of Darius's mom's station wagon.
408
00:15:20,869 --> 00:15:22,261
Cheyenne, I had such high hopes,
409
00:15:22,262 --> 00:15:25,497
and have truly no idea
what to take from that story.
410
00:15:25,498 --> 00:15:27,373
I'm just saying that you
should tell Garrett
411
00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:30,143
how you feel because
maybe he feels the same way.
412
00:15:30,178 --> 00:15:31,353
And if he's not willing
413
00:15:31,354 --> 00:15:33,557
to take a crap in the
backseat of Brian's car,
414
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,547
then... pfft... there's
no decision to make.
415
00:15:37,097 --> 00:15:38,631
And April was kinda fun
416
00:15:38,632 --> 00:15:41,707
because the ducklings
were having a tea party,
417
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,262
and, you know, just imagining them
418
00:15:43,263 --> 00:15:45,327
trying to drink that tea
with their beaks...
419
00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:47,311
there's no way they got all of it.
420
00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:51,286
Excuse me. You can't be in here.
421
00:15:51,287 --> 00:15:53,752
Yeah. I am not leaving
422
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,353
until you hear me out.
423
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:56,779
This is totally inappropriate.
424
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,664
What's inappropriate, Hannah,
425
00:15:58,665 --> 00:16:01,533
is you all trying to
squeeze out a big payday
426
00:16:01,534 --> 00:16:03,271
from this good, kind man.
427
00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:05,326
- Jonah...
- No, Glenn, I got this.
428
00:16:05,327 --> 00:16:06,543
Look at your ducklings.
429
00:16:06,544 --> 00:16:08,608
Sir, could you point to the motherboard
430
00:16:08,609 --> 00:16:09,902
on this robot for me?
431
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,709
- No, I can't.
- No, you can't.
432
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,789
Hannah, can you update
the sim card on the robot?
433
00:16:16,157 --> 00:16:17,313
- No.
- No?!
434
00:16:17,506 --> 00:16:18,940
Huh! That's interesting.
435
00:16:18,941 --> 00:16:21,807
Because you all have had the
exact same amount of training
436
00:16:21,808 --> 00:16:23,440
that Cloud 9 gives
its floor supervisors...
437
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,865
Jonah, I did it.
438
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:26,853
S-sorry?
439
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:27,933
Well, not at first,
440
00:16:27,935 --> 00:16:30,479
but I watched hours of online videos
441
00:16:30,481 --> 00:16:32,291
and eventually, I figured it out.
442
00:16:32,521 --> 00:16:34,297
That's what I was just showing them.
443
00:16:34,299 --> 00:16:36,996
I kept records of
everything... every update,
444
00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:38,596
every new hardware install...
445
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,327
it's all right here in my calendar.
446
00:16:40,515 --> 00:16:42,929
I did everything that
corporate asked me to do.
447
00:16:43,245 --> 00:16:44,850
So I don't know
what happened with Carol,
448
00:16:44,852 --> 00:16:46,414
but it is not on me.
449
00:16:47,976 --> 00:16:51,106
Anyway, if there are
no further questions,
450
00:16:51,108 --> 00:16:54,443
I have been nervously
holding my pee for six hours,
451
00:16:54,445 --> 00:16:56,379
so I really need to
get to a men's room.
452
00:16:56,905 --> 00:16:58,138
Oh, and Jonah,
453
00:16:58,140 --> 00:17:00,952
I don't think I'll be needing
your help with that either.
454
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,565
Glenn, you...
455
00:17:06,822 --> 00:17:08,354
I-I'm not going to help...
456
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:09,944
It's... it's...
457
00:17:11,527 --> 00:17:12,826
Good day.
458
00:17:18,010 --> 00:17:19,010
Jonah.
459
00:17:20,345 --> 00:17:23,613
Glenn, hey, look, I... I'm sorry.
460
00:17:24,672 --> 00:17:27,705
I should never have implied
that you were incompetent.
461
00:17:29,921 --> 00:17:32,755
You've been doing this
for a long time, and...
462
00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:35,158
and I should have respected that.
463
00:17:37,336 --> 00:17:39,537
Wow. Silence really works.
464
00:17:39,539 --> 00:17:42,348
I just said "Jonah,"
and you completely unloaded.
465
00:17:42,349 --> 00:17:43,725
No, but Glenn, I-I mean it.
466
00:17:43,726 --> 00:17:45,593
I-I should have known that of course
467
00:17:45,614 --> 00:17:47,314
you followed all the protocols
and maintenance.
468
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:49,730
- Mm.
- I trust you.
469
00:17:49,766 --> 00:17:50,865
Aw.
470
00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:52,973
Prove it.
471
00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:54,222
What?
472
00:17:54,297 --> 00:17:56,715
If you trust me, then
you should have no problem
473
00:17:56,745 --> 00:17:58,745
sticking your hand inside that robot.
474
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,778
Uh, okay, yeah. Yeah!
475
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,265
I will do that,
476
00:18:05,374 --> 00:18:07,895
because I trust that you made it safe.
477
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,811
- Mm-hmm.
- Carol only got hurt
478
00:18:09,813 --> 00:18:11,581
because she used a screwdriver, right?
479
00:18:11,588 --> 00:18:14,466
So, uh, yeah, I will do that
480
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:16,157
and... and... and let
you know how it goes.
481
00:18:16,445 --> 00:18:17,911
Right now's good.
482
00:18:19,301 --> 00:18:22,033
Yeah. Yeah! Great.
483
00:18:22,646 --> 00:18:23,660
Yeah.
484
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,334
Yeah. This feels good. This is...
485
00:18:26,369 --> 00:18:28,569
- this feels... aah, [bleep]!
- Oh!
486
00:18:28,605 --> 00:18:29,904
- I am so...
- Aah!
487
00:18:29,939 --> 00:18:32,289
That should not have happened!
488
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:33,689
- [bleep]!
- What is wrong with this...
489
00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:35,770
Aah! God! Fudge!
490
00:18:37,481 --> 00:18:40,779
Hey, uh, maybe we should
talk about some things.
491
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,619
Oh, yeah, I'll start. Why did I hear
492
00:18:42,641 --> 00:18:44,145
from multiple people
that I used to date
493
00:18:44,147 --> 00:18:46,525
that you emailed them and said
that we couldn't talk anymore?
494
00:18:47,573 --> 00:18:49,185
Yeah, here's the thing. Um...
495
00:18:50,222 --> 00:18:52,682
our situation has gotten
a little complicated...
496
00:18:52,684 --> 00:18:54,518
Okay, well, I'll make it
less complicated... I'm done.
497
00:18:55,066 --> 00:18:56,218
- What?
- Look,
498
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,320
I knew this thing
was gonna be fun and weird,
499
00:18:58,365 --> 00:19:00,538
but I was really hoping
that fun would win.
500
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,640
Turns out, it's a blowout for weird.
501
00:19:04,631 --> 00:19:05,634
Fine with me.
502
00:19:06,266 --> 00:19:07,598
I'm with Brian, so...
503
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,996
Uh, I'm still gonna go
to laser tag tonight,
504
00:19:10,076 --> 00:19:12,646
so if you go, maybe we should
do different slots, whatever.
505
00:19:16,476 --> 00:19:18,311
Okay. They left the break room.
506
00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:20,770
The Cloud 9 lawyer said it was
"feeling like a wings night,"
507
00:19:20,772 --> 00:19:22,145
so I think he's leaving.
508
00:19:22,948 --> 00:19:25,215
Eugene? Sandra and I are gonna try
509
00:19:25,217 --> 00:19:26,862
one more thing, okay?
510
00:19:30,016 --> 00:19:32,321
I think we're getting close!
511
00:19:32,323 --> 00:19:33,771
Pull harder, Sandra!
512
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,015
Okay!
513
00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:38,816
- Ah!
- Ah! Whoa!
514
00:19:39,198 --> 00:19:41,515
Did you... redecorate?
515
00:19:41,553 --> 00:19:44,356
Yep. I felt so bad keeping
Mateo from his work.
516
00:19:44,871 --> 00:19:47,013
I'm no gay guy, but I hope you like it.
517
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,407
Thanks, Eugene.
518
00:19:49,787 --> 00:19:50,814
See ya.
519
00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:52,350
Wow!
520
00:19:55,343 --> 00:19:57,349
Hey. Don't feel guilty.
521
00:19:57,585 --> 00:19:59,384
You're getting your ankle monitor off!
522
00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:00,885
And all Eugene knows
523
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,269
is that the door was
stuck and he got to
524
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:05,384
- redecorate an office.
- Right. You're right.
525
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:07,586
And I mean, he was barely kidnapped.
526
00:20:07,622 --> 00:20:09,682
We didn't ask for a ransom or
do anything to his nipples.
527
00:20:11,012 --> 00:20:13,445
I don't know... I think you're
gonna need more than sanitizer.
528
00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:14,918
Big deposition fan, huh?
529
00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:18,424
I... sorry about all that.
530
00:20:18,532 --> 00:20:19,947
Naw, it was fun.
531
00:20:20,154 --> 00:20:21,621
It was kind of like
being in a haunted house.
532
00:20:21,622 --> 00:20:23,940
I kept waiting for you to
pop out from somewhere else.
533
00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:27,672
Look, I was just trying
to protect Glenn.
534
00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:30,385
From the big, mean lawyer
trying to get her payday.
535
00:20:30,464 --> 00:20:32,046
Look, I get it. I get it.
536
00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:34,416
But you should know I'm not some
537
00:20:34,418 --> 00:20:37,653
sleazy ambulance chaser
with her face on every bus.
538
00:20:37,891 --> 00:20:39,695
- I never...
- I mean, my face is on one bus
539
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,470
but I had to do it...
that's the industry.
540
00:20:42,497 --> 00:20:43,963
- I was just doing my job.
- No, I know.
541
00:20:44,024 --> 00:20:46,242
And I was just... embarrassing myself.
542
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:47,556
- Big time!
- Yeah.
543
00:20:47,608 --> 00:20:50,807
I-I thought it was
kind of sweet, actually.
544
00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:52,461
Hannah!
545
00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:55,238
- Let's go get margs, girl!
- Oh, yeah!
546
00:20:55,289 --> 00:20:56,688
You're buying!
547
00:20:56,817 --> 00:20:58,449
Oh, my God, she is the worst.
548
00:20:58,572 --> 00:21:00,384
You didn't hear me say that.
549
00:21:00,386 --> 00:21:01,655
Oh, no, of course not.
550
00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:04,956
Hey, uh, Hannah, um,
551
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,298
let me know if you have any other...
552
00:21:07,914 --> 00:21:09,647
depositions I can crash.
553
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:11,172
Oh, yeah.
554
00:21:11,385 --> 00:21:13,293
I'll see what I can do, Mr. Simms.
555
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,586
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