All language subtitles for Superstore.S06E07.The Trough.eng

Now I know this is your first call

with someone from Zephra,

but don't be intimidated.

They're just regular folks like us

who make six times as much money.

Oh, I'm not nervous. I'm excited.

I'm finally getting my dope
uncut straight from the dealer.

Ah, yeah.

- Hey there.
- Warren, hi!

Dina Fox, co-manager.
Glad to be on the team.

We're gonna do great things.

Question for you:

That Zephra CEO, she in a sex cult?

- Dina.
- That's okay.

I can't comment on any speculation

as to the personal lives
of Zephra executives.

Say no more.

Can we talk about Carol's lawsuit?

Yeah, what's the move here, Warren?

How are we gonna scrub
the lice out of our hair?

These tend to clean up easy.

You know, I mean, unless Carol
were able to make the case

that she were targeted,
if she were generally unliked,

if people avoided working
with her, that sort of thing.

Yeah, here's, uh... here's
what's fun about that,

Carol is a complete outcast.

But only because she has
such a bad personality.

Well, it really comes down
to what's on record,

so why don't you guys just go ahead

and review the private
messages on the employee app.

Their private messages?

It's all legal.

All the employees agree
to the terms of service

in order to use the app.

And let's be honest,
keeping tabs on the employees

is the entire point of
the app, am I right?

It is one of many features.

Ah, I like you, Warren.

You're shady but in a way
that feels legally vetted.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Now corporate's position

is that Carol hurt herself

due to her own negligence,

so if you all see any
other examples of that,

send them our way.

So spying on their messages
and spying on Carol in person?

Okay.

Your words, Glenn, not Zephra's.

I gotta jump, guys. Talk soon.

Okay, so there are two of us

and two tasks.

Both of them feel good to do.

Aw, I'll take care of both

while you try and regain control

of your sphincter muscle.

I love it!

This is teamwork. We're on fire.

We need to return this showerhead.

It didn't exactly transport
us to the rainforest.

Well, most rainforests
aren't between a Guitar Center

and a dumpster full of glass

that gets emptied out twice a day.

- I hate our place.
- Hey. I just love that it's ours.

Put it back in the
box still wet, I see.

- Yeah, sorry.
- Eric!

Long time, no chill, son.
What's up with that?

Yeah, I don't know.

Hey, let's get a hang
on the books, okay?

Just because Amy's out of the picture

doesn't mean that the boys can't sesh.

Oh, speaking of,

Amy wants me to ship
some of her wall art.

I think it's in the garage,

so if you're cool
with giving me your keys,

I can head over to the house now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
so what's up with you two?

New showerhead, huh?
What's... what's the story there?

Hold on, why would Jonah
have the keys to Amy's house?

- Oh, uh...
- Because he lives there.

You're still living at Amy's?
You said you moved out.

I said I was ramping up to move out.

How long is the ramp?

I'm so sorry,
I didn't know it was a secret.

- It's fine.
- It's not a big deal.

He just didn't wanna tell
anyone because it's so sad.

No, no, I pay rent, all right?

I'm only living there

because I didn't wanna deal
with moving right now,

and I didn't mention it

because I didn't
want any of this, okay?

Please tell me you don't
take care of all of her plants.

They're there, you know?

I'm not just gonna let them die.

Wow.

- Cheyenne.
- Oh, I've been meaning to ask.

I've been floor supervisor a while now,

but I'm still getting paid the same.

Zephra has the paperwork.

They're processing it,
it just takes a little time.

Right. But it's just...

Cheyenne, it's coming, okay?
Don't be greedy.

- That's how Steve Jobs died.
- Oh.

Now, I have a special
assignment for you.

I need you to be with Carol all day.

Ew. Why?

It's for Zephra's legal defense.

They're looking to show
that Carol's careless

and got herself zapped.

So if you see her making any mistakes,

- I need you to write them down.
- Carol's, like, scary.

I've seen her folding towels
and laughing to herself.

Like, what is that?

Well, listen, this
job isn't always fun.

That's why you got that pay raise.

Yeah, but again, I haven't actually...

Cheyenne, I gotta tell you,

this is an ugly color on you.

Pink?

Hey, Jonah, why don't you take a break?

I'll handle this.

Oh, I already took my
break, but thank you.

No, I insist.

Go get a snack

or read or have a good cry.

What?

Hey, Jonah.

How you doing, bud?

I'm doing well, thank you... bud.

Um, by any chance did either of you

hear about my home?

Uh, no.

What's the scoop? New sconces?

Okay, you know what? Look.

Guys, I'm fine, all right?
The breakup was for the best.

We realized we weren't
on the same page,

so it was hard, but we
both moved on, okay?

Jonah, I want you to meet two friends

who have always been there for me.

Ben & Jerry.

- It's ice cream.
- I know what Ben & Jerry's is.

Everybody does, Glenn. Thank you.

Ugh, that should be us
living in Amy's place.

You're family, and
she's obsessed with me.

She's not gonna kick him out.

They're being, like,
super civil and normal,

- and it's all very boring.
- That is so gross.

I bet he drove her to the airport.

Wouldn't surprise me.

Maybe I could inspire
Jonah to move out.

Isn't that like kicking him
while he's down?

Everyone kicks Jonah when he's down.

It's what we do.
You don't know, you're new.

I need your tech expertise.

Zephra gave me manager's access

to review employee messages on the app.

Can you hack me into it?

You mean log into the app?

Okay, don't big time me, RadioShack.

Here's my password.
Just hack it in there.

Okay.

Oh, that's a cool pic.
Is that Brian on a mountain?

That is my man.
He's actually on a hill.

Brian just brings
that Kilimanjaro energy.

Nice, Brian.

Okay, there you go.

Didn't even need to hack the mainframe.

You're just gonna tap
"Employee messages."

"I have to stock grocery. FML."

FML?

Rick isn't on Family Medical Leave.

Oh, no, it's internet
slang. It means...

he doesn't like stocking grocery.

The internet has its own language now?

Okay, I'm gonna need you on this

because you're gonna
have to translate for me.

But before we do that,

I'm gonna need you to
hack me back into the app

because I've somehow hacked
into my home screen.

Guys, seriously, I'm not depressed.

It's gonna be okay, Jonah.

You'll maybe find love again.

I don't know.

Who's gonna want him in this condition?

Okay, is anybody at checkout?

- This can't be this interesting.
- Actually, Jonah,

I believe this will be
the hot juice of the day.

It's really not. It's not hot juice.

You guys talking about
how sad and broken Jonah is?

- Uh-huh.
- I think Amy's house

is Jonah subconsciously
clinging to the relationship.

Wow, that makes so much sense.

In my opinion, Jonah needs to move out

before the real work can begin.

I've already found a ton
of cute places on Zillow.

Will everyone just leave Jonah alone?

He seems happy to me.

Maybe the happiest he's ever been.

Okay, thanks, Marcus,

but I'm pretty sure
I can handle it myself.

What was that about? We had a deal.

I'm sorry.

Wouldn't it make your life easier

if we just told people
I'm living there with you?

Then they'd know
you're not sad and lonely

- 'cause you got me.
- Right, yeah, no.

Obviously that would make
people think I'm not sad,

but isn't nice to have a secret?

You know, it's like
we're... we're spies.

Hard to argue with that.

Yeah, yeah, so let's
keep this between us, okay?

Copy that.

This message will self-destruct in ten,

- nine...
- All right.

Eight. Wait, Jonah!

I was gonna do something cool
when I got to zero!

Ugh, check this out.

"C U L8R,"

"at" symbol, "The Trough," winky face?

It's incomprehensible.

What is The Trough?

I keep seeing people talk about it.

Is it just, like, a new
spot to hang out, a bar?

Could be an actual trough
where you can watch pigs eat

for a nominal fee.

Could be that.

Just a lotta mentions, really.

I mean, look, Elias: "Just clocked in.

Meet you at The Trough in two minutes."

Two minutes? With his knock knees?

Elias can't even make it to
the parking lot in two minutes.

That means The Trough
must be in the store.

Which also means he's been
slacking off on the job.

Hold up, there's a new secret
spot in the store to chill

and nobody told me about it?
I'm offended.

Uh, I think they're doing
a little bit more

than chill there.

Taylor invited Sarah
for "another quickie,"

and he attached a dong pic.

Oh, my man!

What is with that camera angle?

Right down the barrel. Come on, bud.

And it's the employee app.
These people are depraved.

I mean, we used to
hook up in the store,

- so you can't really judge.
- Uh, yes, I can.

I'm co-manager now, and I am
not gonna allow this store

to become a brothel on my watch.

We're not zoned for that!

Okay, Glenn, here's your DVD/VCR combo.

We haven't sold these in years,
so I had to go to Crestwood.

- Why do you need this?
- I don't.

This was a ruse to
get you into my office.

Glenn, why didn't you...
you're the boss.

You can just say,
"Jonah, come in here."

What is happening?

Jonah, you need our help.

Right, Amy?

- Totally, dude.
- "Dude"?

She's in California now.
That's how people there talk.

It might help you to move on

if you can just get out
your repressed feelings.

Okay.

I do this all the time.

Jerusha winds up playing
my mother a lot,

and she doesn't even need
the wig because...

Huh...

Glenn, I don't need this

because I don't have repressed feeling.

If you were aware of them,

then they wouldn't be repressed.

You have to dig from the top down.

You gotta say,

Amy, it was sad when you left.

I felt like you abandoned me.

I hear you, dude. My B.

After all I invested in you

as an employee

and a friend.

Oh, Amy, you felt like
a daughter to me.

- Look, Glenn...
- I just miss her so much.

Clearly you have
some stuff to sort out.

I am going to sit in traffic

for 45 minutes and return this.

So it's come to this.

Everyone else refused to work with me

so I guess the floor
supervisor has to do it.

Uh, yeah, that.

Okay, top shelf.

Whoops.

Almost forgot my safety belt.

Hmm, right. Would've
sucked if you forgot.

Ugh, you know,

they don't pay us enough
to deal with this crap.

Well, me. I guess
you're making more now.

Nah, I actually haven't
gotten my pay raise yet.

Dina said something about my
paperwork still processing.

I guess it has something to do
with the economy being so bad

or good or whatever.

No, friend, you're getting screwed.

This is classic corporate.

We do all the work and
they're the ones getting rich

up in their fancy Zephra campus

with their free sushi and
daycare and covered parking.

What? They get free daycare?

Sometimes I have to leave Harmonica

zipped up in our
trampoline with snacks.

That's why I'm suing.

I'm tired of waiting for
their crumbs to hit the floor.

I am taking a seat at the table,

and I'm gonna lick everybody's bread.

That is so gross and cool.

Thanks.

You know, I'm gonna win
this lawsuit for all of us,

and if I lose,

I'll burn down that
Zephra daycare for you.

Oh, my God.

All I can say is wow,

and, um, please don't do that.

Oh, sorry I'm a little late.
Where do you want me?

Kelly, this is wonderful.

What is it?

Kelly came over from Fenton
to cover a shift.

Dina asked me to call her.

They're co-managers now.
Still working out the kinks.

Yes, no, I remember.

We had a shift that needed filling,

and we thought of you

because you have a skill

that we value.

Yes. Come on.

- I'll walk you.
- Okay.

You guys will be working together.

Isn't that funny?

The two of you, who used to date,

and live together.

Life is so random.

I don't know what
this is, but I'm sorry.

Am I dead?

Is that why I keep ending up here?

Look at the connection
between Sarah and Taylor.

It is electric. How did I miss this?

I know. Be more obvious, guys.

Oh, she's going for the bait.

What'd you write on the note?

"Meet me at The Trough at 2:00 p.m."

- From?
- Anonymous.

Guys, I'm gonna be
a little busy around 2:00 p.m.

Don't even ask me what I'm doing.

It's private.

I'll tell you after.
You guys are the worst.

Just so you know,

I had no part in this.

Everybody thinks
I'm still hung up on Amy.

Oh, no, thank you.

What?

I'm done getting tangled
in the crazy of you people.

So I'm keeping my head down

and getting through this shift

because I am saving for a Roomba.

That's fair, but you should know...

Oh, no, no. No, thank you.

Hey, Sandra,

I'm a little embarrassed about earlier.

I did not know all that
was gonna come out.

- It's okay, Glenn.
- Okay, good.

I guess I just had so
much to say to Amy.

Sure.

And it felt good
to get it out, you know?

Like, healthy.

You want me to put the wig back on?

Yes, please.

And we have so much fun together,

but I can't tell you who it is

'cause they wanna keep it a secret.

I totally get it.

My boyfriend wants to stay anonymous,

and it's driving me crazy

because he's actually perfect.

Oh, my God, he sounds amazing.

Thank you.

Yeah, and obviously
I would like to know his name.

Like, that would be ideal,

but I have to remind myself,
"Don't get too needy, girl,

because he cares about you,
and that should be enough."

And when you think about it,

it's hard to keep a secret,

so if he's willing to do that,

that means he cares about you more.

Totally.

Justine, we're gonna have it all.

You know what else I hate?

That we have to clock out

before we sanitize our stations.

That's still work.

I'm not disinfecting
everything for my health.

Well, I mean, yeah.

That's corporate for you.

They ride us till we drop

and then immediately sell our ass meat.

God, you are so weird.

You're so weird.

You're totally not weird.

You're gorgeous like a vodka girl.

I wish I could do my makeup like you.

Oh, it's so easy.

Honestly, all you need
is the right foundation.

Oh. Here.

You can have it.

I ganked it from the makeup counter.

Oh, crap.

I forgot to spider wrap
that pallet of Zephra tablets.

Oh, right, that's, like,
a huge security risk.

You know what, Carol?

Don't worry about it.

Honestly, if they get
jacked, they get jacked.

Zephra can eat our ass meat.

Kell-bell, how's life down low?

Never liked that. Told you many times.

Did you know that Kelly
still lives in the same place

she and Jonah lived in
back when they were dating?

Isn't that so crazy and spacious?

That's cool.

I hear Jonah's really digging
his living situation too.

I mean, I guess.

Although if you're gonna
live at an ex's place,

it might as well be an ex
you still got a chance with.

Oh, I see.

That's why you're here with
your shoulders all shined up

and your hands all nice and small.

I'm just here for a Roomba.

I have wood floors. It gets dusty.

Hey, Marcus, you wanna
show us how fast you are?

Do a lap around the
store. I'll time you.

Absolutely, but hold on.
Kelly, quick question:

How does Jonah like his peaches?

Starting the timer right now, buddy.

The answer is unripened.
Loves the crunch.

Big texture guy.

I've been Jonah's
roommate for a split second,

and I knew that.

I'm sorry. Roommate?

Yeah, okay, you heard me.

Jonah and I are roommates,

and it's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

- You're living with Marcus?
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, I had no idea it was this bad.

It's not this bad. I'm fine.

Oh, Jonah, how did this happen?

No offense.

None taken. You're asking, like,

how did he hit the friggin'
jackpot of roommates?

So, tell them, Jonah.

Yeah, okay, yeah, I mean...

One night I had maybe one too many

glasses of orange wine,

and he texted me,

and I figured, you know, yeah,

I could use the help with the rent.
And so...

Wow, so you did it for the money?

I could not have been clearer
it was for the money.

Ha. We found it.

We know all about The Trough,

and we are here to shut it down.

Man, I wish we had some
sunglasses right now.

- You just pull those off.
- That would've been cool.

Just give me one hour in there, please.

We wrote the note. We
preyed upon your desperation,

and it worked like a charm.

It was you guys the whole time?

Yes, it was us the whole two hours ago.

I can't believe this.
He was never real?

What am I gonna tell my parents?

Can I just ask, um,

what happened with Amy?

Um...

We, you know, just
weren't on the same page

about our future,

and so we decided to break up.

It was, uh, m-mutual.

I remember us using that word too.

Y-yeah, but that...

I think that people say
breakups are mutual

because they wanna feel
like nobody's the bad guy,

but I mean, come on.

Usually one person is
hurting more than the other.

You know what? Uh, you're...

You're right.

I'm sorry, Kelly. I...

Oh, no. I'm... I'm good now.

I had a lot of rebound sex,

and I went to Cabo with my mom,

so I'm past it.

And it looks like you're
in a good place too now

with your, uh, situation.

Yeah, yeah, in my ex's house

with Marcus.

- So you're good?
- Yeah!

This is... this is exactly
what I was going for.

Oh, boy. It's coming out...

On the day I'm here. Good.

Here's an idea: Maybe if
you're gonna have cold feet

about the future of your relationship,

tell the guy who's
got your two-year-old

drooling on his chest.

He's my little man by the way,
and I love him to death.

But maybe you just give
him just an indication,

you know, that you're
gonna pull the rug out

because, let me tell you something,

he's very comfortable on that rug.

A lot of plans hinging on that rug

staying right where it is.

Yeah, we've "moved on." She's moved on!

She's living in California

in what I imagine is an infinity pool

while I am stuck here
working at her store,

living in her house,

dealing with her neighbor's tree

that's past the property line.

You deal with it, Amy!

It's your [bleep] problem.

Oh, hey, guys.

What's, uh... how long were you...

Just bringing back your keys.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm good.

And you know what, Eric?

You can keep the keys.

I'm moving out.

I'm obviously not moving out today,

so I need the key. Yeah, thank you.

This is nice.

I mean, if we had had this
when we were slamming it,

I wouldn't have had
to reinforce Glenn's desk.

Oh, what's this guy do?

Oh, okay.

Trough's got moves.

All right, let's turn those off.

Was it this?

No, it was this thing right here.

- I'm so sorry.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm with Brian. I'm
very happy with Brian.

No, I-I'm happy with Brian too.

I love Brian!

Today was fun.

Sometimes I feel like
people think I'm a weirdo,

but you made me feel really cool today.

Aw, can I be real with you a sec?

Dina assigned me
to hang out with you today

to, like, write down any bad
or crazy things you did.

She said corporate wanted it.

My lawyer warned me this might happen.

But don't worry, I'm not
gonna give them anything

because, bottom of my heart,

you are, like, high-key fire.

Oh, well, thanks. And I know
you won't give them anything

because I recorded
your little confession.

How you stole that makeup?

So you screw with me, you get fired.

Carol, that is so savage.

I love you so much right now.

I know you do.

Bye, bitch.

Goodbye, bitch.

Hey.

So, uh, heard you're moving out.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry, Marcus.

I-I wanted to tell you.

I just want you to know

I'm not coming with you.

Yeah, no, yeah,

I thought that was to be assumed.

I just don't think you're ready

to have a roommate right now,

and I deserve one who will
shout it from the rooftops.

You know what? You do, Marcus.

You were never late on rent,

you always filled up the Brita.

You were a great roommate.

Wow.

That didn't suck to hear.

Um, hey, we should
come up with a new secret.

Oh, I don't think we need to...

Tonight, you and me, the quarry.

We'll definitely see
something messed up,

and if it ever gets brought up,

deny, deny, deny.

Yeah, man. Let's do it.

Do what?

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