Original subtitles

- You don't understand! This is not what it looks like!

- I believe this is yours.

- Give it to me!

- Let go!

- She is a thief! The bag is full of stolen jewels! Arrest her!

- It's true! Have a look.

- Stand back!

- No, Ashka!

- Dad!

Where are you?

Dad?

- Dad!

Dad!

For heaven's sakes, where are you?

- I'm out the back, sweetheart.

- Keep your eyes on the ball, Josh. I've told you a million times.

- I'm trying! - The losers try. Winners just do it. Now kick it to me!

Now position the ball onto your foot. Don't just drop it, position it.

Come on!

You're hopeless!

Come here.

Come here!

- Daddy!

You know that dress you got me for my birthday?

- Don't tell me that's something wrong with it. It cost me a bundle!

- No, I love it!

It's just that I don't have any shoes to go with it.

- How much is it going to cost me?

- Eighty dollars should be enough.

You're the best Dad in the whole world!

- Dad, I need a new ink cartridge for my printer.

- Well, you can save up for it, Josh. You spend too much time in front of that computer already.

- Come on! That's not fair! You're always giving things to Kathy.

- Life is not fair, Josh. And the best place to learn that is on the football field.

- Suck! - Geek!

- Now cut it out, you two! Go and get ready!

Your mother will be here soon.

- Mum! Mum!

You made it back!

- Josh! Get off me! You're filthy!

- Sorry. How did you get away?

Whose car is this?

- What's matter with you?

- I'm just relieved to see you! How did you get away? Is Dad here?

- He'd better be. He's supposed to have you ready to come home.

- Josh!

- Kathy?

Mum's here!

But she is acting really weird.

- That's not Mum.

I've just seen you and me in the back yard.

We must be in another world where there is another Morgan family.

- Kathy!

I'm waiting!

- How did we get here?

- The settings on the boat must have changed.

You know how that control rod was sticking?

I must have damaged it when I threw the rock at Ashka.

- You promised you'd have them ready.

- Hi, Vicky, it's good to see you too.

- I hope you didn't send Josh to his computer class looking like that!

- He wanted to play football instead.

- You mean you wanted him to play football!

Sport isn't everything, Carl. Josh likes his computer class.

- Ready, Mum!

- How did you?

Never mind. You two wait in the car for me. I want to have a word with your father.

- In this world, Mum and Dad must be divorced.

- Yeah, looks like we end up living with Mum.

Get down!

- Kathy!

Kathy!

- This is weird!

- Are you free for Saturday night?

- Free for what?

- For the movies. Dad said I can get the truck too.

- I'm not going out with you!

- You said you wanted� - I'd rather be dead than go out with an apprentice plumber!

- She's awful! How could I become like that? - I'm glad she's not my sister.

- Look, I'm late for work. I have to go.

- I'm sorry your family is getting in the way of your work!

- Bye, kids!

- See you, Dad! - Bye!

- I can't believe this is happening. - Me neither.

We're the same people, but we are different.

- I wonder what else is different.

- Gross! - Mum always said Dad would be a complete pig if she wasn't around.

Why do you think Mum and Dad got divorced in this world?

- I don't know. I don't think I want to be here long enough to find out.

This is starting to give me the creeps.

- Dad must have made it as a football star here! He always said he could it!

Look, he won a premiership!

- Look at this.

- Find all our seatbelts and strap yourselves in dealers.

It's time for another edition of Sports Crazy!

And here's your host for the goalpost, Crazy Carl Morgan!

- Do you feel like laugh being? - Yeah!

- Do you feel like cry? - Yeah!

- Then you should see a psychiatrist!

Hi, sports nuts! Welcome to this week's edition of Sports Crazy!

- Dad will be stoked when we tell him about this.

- If we ever get a chance to tell him.

- I'll lie on the floor and pretend to be sick.

You hide behind the door, call the guard. When he comes in, you hit him with this.

- I've never hit anyone in my whole life.

- I'll do it! You lie on the floor!

Carl!

- Mr. Morgan!

- Vicki?

Nice welcome.

- I'm sorry, sweetheart, I thought you were the guard.

- Vicky, I know we haven't seen each other for a while. But I haven't changed that much!

- Where are the kids?

- They've gone back to our world to find Ashka to get the interface.

- They've gone again!

- Yeah, but this time, we know where they are.

- Where's the Dragon Lord? - She and Sun have gone into hiding.

Don't worry.

- Now let's look at some crazy and blink of sport happenings from around the world.

- Josh, it's getting late. Come and eat something.

- I can't believe Dad's a TV star.

- Forget him! We've got our real parents to worry about.

Do you think the police will help us get the interface?

- No way! They will think we are crazy.

- But not if they see that there's two of you and two of me.

- And then you think they'll just let us go.

They'll hand us and the boat over to some freak specialist and we'll never get out of this world.

- What if we go back to the shop before Ashka gets there and hide?

Then, after it's locked up for the night, we take the interface.

- I haven't got any better ideas.

This will come in handy. Let's see if we can find some money.

- That's stealing!

- Well, this is an emergency!

We need to get a taxi to make sure we can get to the shop before Ashka does.

- Carl's back!

- Carl Morgan. Oh, hi, Dag!

Dennis who?

Never heard of him.

Give him an autograph and get rid of the creep. I'm on my way.

- Let's get out of here.

- You had no right speaking to me like that. There is nothing wrong with being a plumber.

- I know Tony, and I'm really sorry.

It's just...

Well I had to pretend not to like you because...

Well... Mum was there and... And she thinks I am too young to go out with boys.

So you, do you like me?

- Are you kidding? Tony, she never stops talking about you.

She thinks you're a real babe.

She... She sometimes watches you from her bedroom window.

- Josh!

- I don't suppose you are heading into town?

- Yeah, I've got to pick some pipes up for Dad.

- Could you give a lift? Thanks!

Hop in, Kath! You can sit next to Tony.

- So, Tones, have you ever thought about becoming an actor?

- No, I couldn't do anything like that.

- Kathy thinks you could. Don't you, Kath?

- Well, you've certainly got the looks.

- You reckon?

- Kathy's been wanting you to ask her out for ages. Haven't you, Kath?

- Well, what kind of movies do you like?

- I don't mind. Anything, really.

- Kath's a sucker for love stories, basically anything where there's a lot of kissing.

- Josh! - Yeah? - Shut up!

- Help! Help!

A woman and a boy are stealing my boat.

They're down here!

Hurry!

- Are you deaf? Come on!

- There they are.

- That's the Dragon Lord!

Go! Go!

Hurry!

Come on!

- It's safe now.

I will take you to my house.

My father will be honoured to have the Dragon Lord and her brother in his home.

- What about the barbarian family? - We will make up a story.

There are so many people in the village now. Two more won't be noticed.

- Father, we have guests.

- How did you get my coat!

Take it off!

- Father, this is the Dragon Lord and her brother.

Sharak is searching for them.

I told them they could hide here.

- That isn't funny, Jasmine.

Get out!

- To mark this great victory, there will be a week of celebrations.

It is forbidden to work.

The Dragon Lord orders you to have fun.

- Forgive me.

- What are you doing?

- My grandmother dropped one of her earrings.

We are looking for it.

- Who are you?

- These are my cousins, Dal and Melo.

They've come to help us with planting.

- Then you're wasting your time. No one is doing any plant.

- Sit down, Dragon Lord.

Please, my name's Den.

My house is yours.

Mother, get the Dragon Lord some tea.

Take the best cups! - Yes, yes!

- Please, Den, you must treat us like your family.

- Of course, Dragon Lord.

- And please, do not bow to us.

- Of course not, Dragon Lord.

- Oh great, he's closed up.

Now what do we do?

- Something wrong?

- Tony, you're going to find this really hard to believe but�

�but the guy that owns the shop - he's our uncle.

It's his birthday and we're trying to surprise him.

Can you help us sneak into the shop?

- Oh, I don't know.

- If we do it today, Kathy will be free to go to the movies with you tomorrow.

- Can't you read, we're closed.

- I've come to fix your toilet.

- Mr. Bain!

Mr. Bain!

The plumber is here to fix the toilet.

- There's nothing wrong with the toilet.

- The worksheet says 76 Park Street.

- This is Main Street.

- Main street. Oh, sorry.

- No, not at all.

Barry, show the gentleman out.

- He seems like an OK guy. Why don't we tell him what's going on?

- Too late! - We're closed.

- I have an appointment.

- You're early, Mrs. Harley.

- Have you seen two children prowling around?

Who's he?

- This is my business partner.

He has a keen interest in oriental jewellery.

Haven't you, Barry? - A very keen interest, Mr. Bain

- Speaking of jewels, where are they?

- Somewhere safe.

- Of course, it pays to be careful with objects of value and beauty.

- Have you got the money? - Oh yes.

I'm a man of my word, Mrs. Harley.

- I hope so. Bring it. I'll take you to the jewels.

- Barry, bring the briefcase and the champagne.

- What's going on?

- Aunty Ashka arrived unexpectedly.

She's taking Uncle for... A birthday picnic.

Can we follow them?

- Sorry, Dad said I've got to pick the pipes up before the shop closes.

- Tony!

- Dad will kill me if I don't pick them up.

- Tony, our uncle is not very well.

He might not have many more birthdays.

Please?

- OK.

- Strange place to have a picnic.

- Well, our uncle's a strange person.

Thanks, Tony.

- Hey, I'll come around tomorrow.

Pick you up about two. - What?

- For the movies!

- Oh fright! Great!

- I'm really looking forward to it, Kathy.

- Yeah, me too. Look, Tony, I've really got to go. Thanks again.

Bye!

- They're here.

- Unusual choice for a hiding place. One might almost say haunting.

- Show me the money.

- Barry?

Forty thousand dollars, as we agreed.

Now, where are the jewels?

- In there. - But there's no hurry.

Why don't we drink a toast to our good fortune?

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Pity you have to be dead to afford the view.

- What do you mean?

- It's a joke, you know, cemetery?

Here's to getting everything you want.

- Hurry!

- I can't find them!

- They're coming!

- Give me the money.

- I want to be sure all the pieces are here first.

See, Barry?

I told you it was superb.

- I'll have the money now.

- Of course.

- Are you feeling all right, Mrs. Harley?

- Just feeling dizzy.

- Perhaps it was the champagne.

Or perhaps it was the sedative that Barry put into your drink.

- What if she has friends and they come looking for us?

- We'll have to make sure they don't find us.

- They've locked us in.

- Help!

Help!

Help!

- Maybe we can use the power suit to blast the door in.

- Don't give them so much.

- Father!

- But look how much he is taking!

It is like living with a family of locusts!

- Living with you is like living with a dog that never shuts up! Yap, yap, yap!

- I will not be insulted in my own house!

- You insulted my family.

- You called me a dog!

- Father, not in front of our cousins.

- I am sorry, Gobbo.

- Would you like to play a game?

It's called hide-and-seek.

You hide and I'll find you.

I'll count to twenty and then come looking.

One.

Two. Three.

Four. Five.

- I miss our farm. The girls loved our old house.

- Then why did you come here?

- There was a terrible drought. People were starving.

Sharak told us to leave our farm and to follow him.

He said the Dragon Lord would help us.

But the Dragon Lord tried to wipe us out!

- But you came with weapons. I� The Dragon Lord was only trying to protect his land.

- If the people here saw you growing food instead of stealing it, they might not be so angry.

- I'd like nothing better, but I have no seeds!

- We've got the seeds!

- Jasmine, don't!

- You and Gobbo could plant it.

- Work with him?

I'd rather eat mud!

- You might get your wish.

If you don't plant soon, there will be no food left.

- Are you sure you know what you're doing?

- I've seen Ashka do it. Stand back.

- Josh!

Josh!

Josh!

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Special thanks to Alexander Lobuzov, AlinaTheSpellbinder, Anastasia Fedorova, DimDimCh, Fanat,

Jennifer Reichardt, Sasha Podolyanchuk, tanya, trashplaceStudio.

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