Original subtitles

- Remember, when you and Mek came back from my world and you were chased by a monster?

Did it look like a car?

- Yes, but it was covered in brown and yellow spots.

- That's my Dad's jeep!

My family are in your world! Come on!

Sun, come on!

- What are you?

- The boat! They got the boat!

Stop!

That's ours!

Stop!

- How am I going to get back to my world now?

- Come on, Sun. We're nearly there.

- My feet are hurting. Carry me.

- No way! - Kathy, I'm tired and I'm hot. Carry me!

Kathy, Kathy!

- Tony, stop it!

- He said he was hot, Kath!

- How dare you! I am the Dragon Lo...

- Sorry, he is a bit silly sometimes.

- So what do you think of the new car, Kath? I bought it to celebrate. I signed to do the third series of "Love Beach".

- It's great! You deserve it. You're a terrific actor, Tony.

- Tony, we'll finish washing your car for you.

- Hey, hey, stop it!

- Sorry, Tony.

- Oh, Tony, are you all right?

- Stupid little brat!

- Come!

- Now you can see my village.

- The truck has big playing cards painted on the side.

Sun, turn the music down!

Yes, cards.

OK. Thank you!

It's hopeless.

Nobody's heard of a film company that uses playing cards as a logo. We never get to find Mek's boat.

Did you hear what I said?

- I like these. Get me some more.

- No! I'm not your slave.

You're a pig, Sun. Clean this mess up.

- It's your house. You clean it up.

- I'm going to have a shower and try to think of another way to find the boat and get back to your world.

You'd better have this mess cleaned up by the time I get back.

- Kathy, look! It's Tony!

Tony, there's a man behind you.

He's got a knife!

- Who's got a knife?

- That man!

- Hey Rourke!

- Tony, look out!

- Remember me?

- Sun, it isn't real! Tony is just pretending.

- You doublecrossed me, Rourke!

Now you're going to pay.

- When I go back to my world, can I bring a TV with me?

- The TV wouldn't work there.

Anyway, you wouldn't want to waste your time watching rubbish like that.

Sun, you're brilliant!

- I am? - Well, Tony is an actor!

He must know lots of film people! He might to have to help us find the boat!

Oh no...

- What's wrong?

- You soaked him with the water. I doubt he'll even talk to us.

- Everybody wants to talk to the Dragon Lord. - We can't tell him who you really are.

We'll have to think up a story.

I wish Josh were here. He's good at making things up.

- Elder, I have a wonderful news.

My daughter has caught a water spirit.

- I never thought I'd live to see one!

Did he agree to grant you the three wishes?

Then we must decide what to do with them.

- There are only two wishes left.

Jasmine's already used one.

- We can do a lot with two wishes.

We could ask him to turn your chair into gold.

- Water spirit, turn my chair into gold.

- Jasmine caught me. So she's the only one who can make the wishes.

- Jasmine, tell him to do it.

- Water spirit... - Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Don't waste your wishes on something so small.

We water spirits don't just come along every day, you know.

You should think big, and think long term. Invest in the future.

- Water spirit speaks wisely.

The lake has given us a wonderful gift.

We must show our gratitude, and think carefully about the wishes.

- Hey!

Cut that out!

Would you stop copying me?

- Hey, Rourke, remember me?

- What?

- No. You're supposed to say, "Alfonso, I thought you were in gaol."

Then I say...

- Sun! Leave Tony alone. He doesn't want people bothering him.

Sun's my pen friend from China.

He watches your show all the time.

He thinks you're fantastic.

- Really? I didn't know "Love Beach" was on in China.

- Sun's father runs the TV station that shows it.

- Really?

- Sun's dad wants to make a film here.

Hey, Tony would be fantastic in a lead role, wouldn't he, Sun?

- Yes. He is handsome and strong.

- Well, I do all my own stunts, you know. Hey, can you introduce me to your father?

- I'm sorry, but I have lost his television number.

- Telephone number.

Hey Tony, you know people in the film business.

You might be able to help us to find Sun's dad.

- I'll give it a try. You know who he's working with?

- The company who were making a commercial for Ripper Nipper chocolate bars.

They use a playing card logo.

- I'll give my agent a call. - Thanks, Tony!

- Bow now, Jasmine, and do your duty.

- They want me to wish the lake becomes filled with fish.

Then all our boats will come home with their nets full.

- It's not a problem.

I know all the fish in the lake. They will do exactly as I tell them.

- He will do it.

- Bring the chest.

This gold vase is our most valuable possession. It is our offering to you in return for granting our wish.

- I thought he was going to give it to me.

- He is. You are from the lake so he is going to give the offering to the lake.

- No!

- Now you must do the ceremony.

- I'm not a demon. I'm not a devil.

I'm a water spirit and I'm on your level.

The time has come to grant you second wish,

You could have whole the world But all you want is fish.

- Josh!

Josh! - He's all right.

- What if he's drowned? - He's a good swimmer, Vicky.

Look, it's a big lake, we'll just keep looking. We'll find both of them. It'll be all right.

- I'm sick of you saying that! It's not all right! We've lost both our children!

- Vicky!

Vicky! Vick!

- Oh, I'm sorry. Does it hurt?

- So what's your third wish?

- We have not decided. You will remain here while we do.

Put him in the pond.

- You can't keep me here! I've got to find my parents!

- We owe thanks to Jasmine.

Tomorrow the lake will be full of fish!

- Kathy!

Kathy! Kathy!

There's a monster on TV!

- Calm down, Sun. It can't hurt you.

- This world is so strange. I want to go home. I miss Aya.

- Tomorrow we'll find the boat. Then we can both get back with our families.

- Sun, wake up.

Come on, it's time to get up, Sun!

- I'm not ready to get out of bed yet. When I am, I will call you and you prepare my breakfast.

- I'm not your servant, Sun.

In my world, people do things for themselves.

They say "please" when they want something and "thank you" when they get it.

I'm only helping you so I can rescue my parents.

And if you want me to keep helping you, you'd better pull your socks up!

- Kathy!

Is this enough?

- Is what enough? - My socks.

Are they pulled up enough?

What are you doing?

- Making toast. You put the bread here and it comes up crunchy.

Do you want some?

- Yes.

Please.

- Can you watch it for me?

Tony's got good news.

His agent got the name of the company that made the commercial.

Company is called "Big Deal Films". Their logo is big playing cards. Get it?

"Big Deal". - No.

Toast is dry.

- Put some peanut butter on.

- What's peanut butter?

- It's in the jar.

- I like this! Can I take some back with me?

- Don't you have peanut butter in China?

- We'd better get going.

Can I have the address?

- Why don't I drive you?

- Oh no. It's OK. We should go on our own. - Come on.

How often do you get a ride in a brand-new sports car with a TV star?

- I never have.

- OK, Tony. Thanks. - Let's go!

- Pretty cool, huh?

- Yeah. I wish my brother could see me.

- Where are your family?

- They... er... went fishing.

- Yeah!

- Sun, turn that off and sit down!

And put your seatbelt on!

- Say "please"!

- Please.

- So, Sun, what are some of the films your dad's made?

- Er... You wouldn't know any of them. They've only been shown in China.

- Does he do kung-fu movies? I've always wanted to do one!

- Tony, how did you get into acting?

- Well, pop and me were doing some plumbing at this producer's house.

And he said he liked my face and wanted to get me an audition for "Love beach".

And I got the role of Joe.

You know, my agent said if I play my cards right, I could be working in Hollywood inside five years.

- What's a Hollywood?

- Break!

- Oracle, we need your wisdom.

- What information do you require?

- Good morning, water spirit.

I have brought you food.

The whole village is excited.

Almost everyone is going fishing. No one wants to miss out on seeing the wish come true.

- Yeah, it's great. Why's your father talking to that statue?

- That's not a statue. It is the Oracle.

It is the source of all our knowledge and wisdom.

He is asking it about the weather and the tides for today.

- Sounds like some sort of computer.

- The procedure is completed.

- Jasmine, are you coming fishing?

- No, father. Have you forgotten? Today is the day of my designation.

- I make sure I'm back in time.

- When it's time for the ceremony, I will come and get you.

You can watch your wish come true.

- Great.

- I don't care what his agent says. He's supposed to be here. Can't anybody read a call sheet?

- That's the truck that took the boat.

- What boat?

- Thanks, Tony. You've been terrific.

Bye!

- Hang on. I want to meet Sun's dad.

- We'll tell him all about you and he can ring you.

- Yeah, bright! Producers never call back. Look, I'll... I'll just come in and say hi.

- When my father wants to see you, he will send for you.

- Sun, look!

Now's our chance!

- Sun!

You forgot this.

- It's Tony from "Love Beach"!

- Tony!

- Hi! How are you?

- Come on!

- Will you stay right away from the set, please!

- Liz, any sign of our alien? - Not yet.

- We can't start shooting till he gets here.

- Well, can't you use one of the other kids? - They're all too big for the costume.

- Would you like to be in a commercial?

- I don't think that's a good idea!

- You get to go on this spaceship.

- I think it's a great idea! Can I be in it too?

- Sorry. All the other parts are filled.

Liz, get him into Wardrobe.

- As soon as we get a chance, we get into the boat and go.

- Come on!

- Right, everyone, we're running late. Let's shoot the spaceship landing. Stand by!

- Gurgle. Shot 1. Take 1.

- And action!

- This is it, shipmates! The planet where diamonds grow on trees. - We'll all be rich.

- We're on fire!

Kathy, the boat is on fire!

- Cut.

- Gurgle. Shot 2. Take 1.

- And action!

- Mr. Smith, there is no diamonds here!

You took us to the wrong planet, you idiot!

- Cut! Sun, what are you doing?

- He hurt me!

- Gurgle. Shot 3. Take 1. - Action.

- What's this?

- It appears to be a low-fat, high protein milk that comes in six delicious flavours.

- Cut!

Put some energy into you, will you, Sun?

- Sun doesn't know much about filming, does he?

- They do things differently in China.

- Gurgle. Shot 3. Take 10. - Action.

- Ah, what's this?

- It appears to be a low-fat, high protein drink...

...that comes in six delicious flavours, Captain Cork.

It's called Gurgle.

- Oh, fantastic! Forget the diamonds, get the Gurgle!

- Look, Captain!

- Mr. Smith , I want that Gurgle!

- Aye, aye, Captain!

- Cut!

Terrific! Clear the set and lock off the camera for the last shot.

- Will you stay right away from here, please. If the camera moves, we'll have to do it all again.

- Where's your dad, Sun?

I thought you said he was here.

- He's already left. - He hasn't arrived yet.

- Hello?

- Are you sure that's heavy enough to crash the ship?

- There's about a tonne of sand inside of it.

You call action, I hit this button, the carton falls, the spaceship is pizza - completely demolished.

- No!

- Quiet on the set! Let's mark it!

- Gurgle. Shot 4. Take 1.

- Stand by!

- You idiot! We'll have to do that last shot all over again! Get her out of here!

- Please! You don't understand!

You've got to listen to me!

Tony, help!

Let me go!

Please!

Let me in!

Please! You've got to let me in!

- Kathy!

- Thanks, Tony! - Wait.

My agent just called.

"Love Beach" isn't even screening in China.

What's going on, Kathy? Where's Sun really from?

He's from the land of the Dragon Lord.

It's in a parallel world.

- Oh, what?

- He came here in that spaceship.

It's really a transdimensional boat! - Come on, Kathy. Just tell me the truth.

- I am!

My family didn't go fishing. They're stuck in Sun's world!

And if the boat is destroyed, they will be stranded there. I'll never see them again!

- I want that Gurgle!

- Aye, aye, Captain!

- Cut! And clear the set!

Get ready to destroy the boat!

- Sun, we have to go now! - Wait!

- Ready.

- Gurgle. Shot 5. Take 1.

- And action!

- Cut!

- How did she get back in it? Tatts!

- You mustn't destroy this ship! Sun needs it to get home!

- Kathy's telling the truth. It's a trans-dimensional boat, and I come from a parallel world.

- They're both crazy. Tatts, keep them out of the way.

Everybody ready?

Now let's destroy this ship once and for all.

Stand by!

Thanks to all those from Australia, Belarus, Malta, Russia, the UK and the USA who created the subtitles!

Special thanks to Alexander Lobuzov, AlinaTheSpellbinder, Anastasia Fedorova, DimDimCh, Fanat,

Jennifer Reichardt, Sasha Podolyanchuk, tanya, trashplaceStudio.

The subtitles were created in cooperation with Andrey A Lavrov and http://www.spellbinder-tv.org/.