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CAN YOU PUT EGGS
IN THE MICROWAVE?
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NO.
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♪ TELL ME WHY ♪
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♪ I LOVE YOU LIKE I DO ♪
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♪ TELL ME WHO ♪
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♪ CAN STOP MY HEART
AS MUCH AS YOU ♪
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♪ LET'S TAKE EACH OTHER'S HAND ♪
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♪ AS WE JUMP INTO ♪
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♪ THE FINAL FRONTIER ♪
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♪ I'M MAD ABOUT YOU, BABY ♪
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Paul: SO, PROFESSOR TOMASSI,
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HOW'D YOU LIKE MY DOCUMENTARY?
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Professor Tomassi:
YOUR FILM? BUCHMAN?
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YES. DID YOU GET A
CHANCE TO WATCH IT?
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YES, I DID.
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AND?
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TRUTHFULLY?
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PLEASE.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS WONDERFUL.
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OHH! GET OUTTA HERE!
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I FOUND IT TO BE VERY
MOVING, WELL-PACED...
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OH, GOOD.
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MARVELOUSLY
SPIRITED... GOOD, GOOD.
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I CARED ABOUT ALL
THE CHARACTERS.
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GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
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AND I FOUND YOUR
EDITING VERY JUDICIOUS.
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BOY, COMING FROM YOU,
THAT IS HIGH PRAISE INDEED.
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OHH. AND... AND THE MUSIC?
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OH, I THOUGHT THE
MUSIC WAS WONDERFUL!
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OH, GOOD, GOOD,
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
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BOY. WELL, UH, SHOOT ME NOW,
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'CAUSE THAT'S ALL
I NEED TO HEAR.
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I THOUGHT THERE WERE A FEW
PATCHES NEAR THE BEGINNING
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THAT YOU MIGHT WANT
TO LOOK AT AGAIN.
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YEAH, 'CAUSE IT'S NOT
TOTALLY FINISHED YET.
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OH, I UNDERSTAND.
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ESPECIALLY THE BEGINNING.
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THAT'S THE AREA I'M
STILL PLAYING WITH.
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IT'S ONLY JUST A FEW MINUTES...
RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING.
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OK. YEAH, YEAH, SURE. OF COURSE.
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BUT BASICALLY...
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BASICALLY, I THOUGHT
IT WAS A BRILLIANT FILM.
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OK. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
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OH, BOY.
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WELL, PROFESSOR TOMASSI,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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YES?
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PROFESSOR, CAN I TALK TO
YOU BEFORE CLASS TODAY?
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I WILL BE WITH YOU
IN JUST A MINUTE.
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SAY HELLO TO MY FAVORITE
STUDENT OF ALL TIME...
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PAUL BUCHMAN.
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HI. HOW YOU DOING?
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WATCH CLASSIC
FILMS AND REMEMBER:
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EMULATE, BUT NEVER IMITATE.
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HI. OH, SORRY I'M LATE.
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SO, WHAT DID HE SAY?
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OK. ASK ME HOW MUCH HE LIKED IT.
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HOW MUCH DID HE LIKE IT?
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THIS MUCH!
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YAY!
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WHO? MY PROFESSOR.
MY... MY MENTOR.
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YOUR MENTOR LOVED YOUR MOVIE?
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THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING.
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ARE YOU LOOKING
FOR AN ONION BAGEL?
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UH-HUH. AH, WHATEVER.
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I ATE IT. THAT'S OK.
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I ATE 2 OF THEM. THAT'S FINE.
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3... 3 1/2. I ATE 3
1/2 ONION BAGELS.
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IS THAT A PROBLEM?
IT'S REALLY NOT.
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YOU KNOW I'M
PREGNANT. I UNDERSTAND.
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DID YOU EVER WEAR
THAT SWEATER I GOT YOU?
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WHAT SWEATER?
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THAT ONE I BOUGHT YOU.
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THE WHITE ONE WITH THE BABY
FACE EMBROIDERED ON THE BELLY.
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YES, OF COURSE I WORE
IT. IT LOOKED GREAT.
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YOU REALLY WORE IT?
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YES. I WORE IT TO A PARTY
WE WENT TO LAST WEEKEND...
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AT SOME FRIENDS'
HOUSE IN NEW JERSEY.
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WHAT?
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YOU DID NOT.
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YES, I DID.
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LIAR!
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I LOVE THE SWEATER. I
WORE IT OVER AND OVER...
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JAMES... ALL RIGHT. IT'S
NOT MY FAVORITE SWEATER.
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IT'S OK. I WANTED TO
LIKE THE SWEATER.
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HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT? IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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IT'S SWEET YOU FEEL
YOU HAVE TO LIE ABOUT IT.
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I WAS JUST BEING
NICE. WAS THAT A LIE?
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UH... NO.
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I GOTTA SAY,
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WHEN YOU START MAKING
UP FRIENDS IN NEW JERSEY,
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IT'S PRETTY CLOSE TO A LIE.
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HEY, NAT.
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HEY THERE. HO THERE.
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Jamie: HI, NAT.
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HEY, THERE'S MR. MURRAY.
THERE'S MURRAY ANTOINETTE.
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THERE'S MY MURRAY MAGDALENE.
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GOOD BOY.
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NAT, WOULD YOU LIKE
SOMETHING TO EAT?
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OH, NO, THANK YOU.
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I JUST HAD A SHORT
STACK OF FLAPJACKS.
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OK. YOU KNOW EVERYBODY.
LISA... HEY THERE.
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Jamie: IRA. HO THERE.
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HEY, NAT. HOW'S IT GOING?
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OH, REAL GOOD, THANK YOU.
VERY GOOD, KNOCK ON WOOD.
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I'M PARTICULARLY
EBULLIENT THIS MORNING,
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'CAUSE MY SISTER
DORIE... BLESS HER HEART...
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I CALL HER DORIE. HER
TRUE GIVEN NAME IS DORIS.
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SHE'S STAYING WITH ME
IN TOWN FOR A FEW DAYS.
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WHERE'S SHE FROM?
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SHE CURRENTLY
RESIDES IN PLATTSBURGH.
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THAT'S THE NORTHERN
PART OF NEW YORK STATE.
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IT'S A REAL SMALL HAMLET,
RIGHT OFF ROUTE 90.
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HEY, LICORICE.
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YOU KNOW, INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH,
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SHE'S VERY GIFTED, UH,
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AT ASTROLOGICAL, UM...
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MY SISTER, SHE GIVES
ADVICE TO PEOPLE
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BASED ON THE CONFIGURATIONS
OF THEIR PLANETARY, UH...
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SHE'S AN ASTROLOGER.
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THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
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OH, OH, OH. WOULD
SHE DO MY CHART?
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UH, NOT SURE ABOUT THAT.
SHE'S HERE ON VACATION.
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IS THIS SOME KIND OF
FORTUNE-TELLING, NAT?
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IT'S A BIT MORE SCIENTIFIC THAN
THAT CRYSTAL BALL CRAP-OLAY.
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DO YOU KNOW, I HAVE NEVER
EVER HAD MY CHART DONE.
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Y'KNOW, MR. BUCHMAN,
UNDER THESE CONDITIONS,
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PERHAPS MY SISTER WOULD
BE WILLING TO DO YOUR CHART,
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SEEING AS YOU'RE MY
EMPLOYER AND ALL THAT JAZZ.
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SWEETIE, WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA HAVE THE TIME?
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HOW ABOUT LATER THIS AFTERNOON?
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COUNT ME IN, TOO.
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REALLY?
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SURE. I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
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WELL, ME, TOO. IT WAS MY IDEA.
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I'D BETTER JOT ALL THIS DOWN.
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HAH. I GOT MY WHOLE
LIFE IN THIS THING.
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PUT THE 3 OF US... YOU KNOW
WHAT? PUT HER DOWN, TOO.
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I'M NOT DOING IT.
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WHY NOT? BECAUSE.
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PUT HER DOWN.
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WE WERE GONNA GO
SEE THAT 2:30 MOVIE.
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WE'LL GO TO A
MOVIE ANOTHER TIME.
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PUT HER DOWN. THIS'LL BE FUN.
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Nat: OKEY-DOKEY.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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I GOT AN ANTSY POOCH
ON THE LINE HERE.
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COME ON, FRED McMURRAY.
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COME ON, MARIA
SHRIVER-SCHWARZENEGGER.
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COME ON MURRAY SCHISGAL.
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HEY, WE WEREN'T
GOING TO A 2:30 MOVIE.
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I'M PREGNANT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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Dorie: YOU SEE HERE?
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MERCURY HAS BEEN IN RETROGRADE.
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MERCURY HAS BEEN IN RETROGRADE?
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NO WONDER MY LIFE SUCKS!
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YEAH, BUT CHECK THIS OUT:
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MARS AND VENUS ARE IN
SUPERIOR CONJUNCTION,
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BOTH WITH THE SUN
AND EACH OTHER.
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NOW, WHAT THAT'S TELLING ME IS
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YOU MAY FIND A... A BIG CHANGE
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TAKING PLACE IN
YOUR LIFE VERY SOON.
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A BIG CHANGE?
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MENOPAUSE?
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NO, NO. I DON'T
THINK THAT'S QUITE IT.
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WHAT IS IT THEN?
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I THINK IT'S JUST A MATTER OF
HOW YOU CHOOSE TO PERCEIVE IT.
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HOW I HAVE TO CHOOSE
TO PERCEIVE IT? YEAH.
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WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR?!
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THERE ARE NO PLANETS
IN YOUR SEVENTH HOUSE.
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COME ON. YOU
GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
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THERE MUST BE ONE.
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NO. NONE.
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AND YOUR SATURN
HAS A NEGATIVE ASPECT.
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BOY, THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
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WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
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HEARTBREAK.
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YOU'RE IN FOR SOME
HEARTBREAK, IRA.
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YOU SEE, DORIE, NOW
I KNOW YOU'RE NUTS,
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BECAUSE I'M NOT EVEN
GOING OUT WITH ANYBODY.
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I DON'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.
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I KNOW. I'M NOT DOUBTING YOU,
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BUT HOW THE HECK AM I GONNA
FIND MYSELF HEARTBROKEN
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IF NOBODY'S ANYWHERE
NEAR MY HEART?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.
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IT'S KIND OF IRONIC,
TOO, YOU KNOW?
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HOW SO?
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YOU KNOW, I'M NOT UNATTRACTIVE.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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I'M NOT UNINTERESTING.
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CERTAINLY NOT.
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I'M NOT WITHOUT A
MODICUM OF CHARM.
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NOT AT ALL.
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I'D HAVE TO SAY YOU'RE
QUITE THE CATCH.
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REALLY?
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NO, THINGS LOOK
WONDERFUL FOR THE FILM,
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ESPECIALLY AROUND THE 25th.
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IF YOU HAVE ANY RE-EDITING
OR ANYTHING TO DO,
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THE 25th IS A VERY
AUSPICIOUS DAY.
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OK. JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,
HOW DOES THE 14th LOOK?
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I GOT A DENTAL APPOINTMENT.
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KEEP IT.
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ALL RIGHT. GOOD.
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THERE IS ONE THING I
DO HAVE TO MENTION.
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DEATH? IS IT EARLY
DEATH? I KNEW IT.
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NO, NO, NO. NO. IT'S JUST
SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE AWARE OF.
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SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU
MIGHT BE EXPERIENCING SOME...
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INTENSE FEELINGS.
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PERHAPS ANGER,
RESENTMENT, JEALOUSY.
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PERHAPS DIRECTED AT YOU.
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JEALOUSY? PERHAPS.
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BUT WHO WOULD BE JEALOUS OF ME?
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I DON'T KNOW. I COULDN'T
SAY. SOMEBODY IN YOUR WORLD.
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BUT IT DOESN'T SAY?
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NO. IT DOESN'T GIVE NAMES.
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INITIALS?
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NO.
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TATTOO? NO.
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SCAR? NO.
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BIRTHMARK? NO.
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JUST TAKING A WILD GUESS HERE.
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IS IT BALD BRITISH ROCKER SEAL?
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SO I ADMIT I'M A LITTLE
BIT SKEPTICAL, BUT...
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THIS IS SO STRANGE.
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WELL... SOMETHING
IS NOT RIGHT HERE.
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YOU SAY YOU WERE
BORN FEBRUARY 18, 1963?
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THAT'S RIGHT. 4:30 A.M.
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ON THE EAST COAST?
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HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT.
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INSURANCE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
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YES.
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I DO READ MY HOROSCOPE
SOMETIMES IN THE PAPER,
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AND I HAVE TO SAY, IT'S NEVER
EVEN BEEN A LITTLE BIT ACCURATE.
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WELL, IT'S NOT THE SAME AS THIS.
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I KNOW. THEY HAVE TO KEEP THOSE
THINGS PRETTY GENERAL, RIGHT?
236
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YEAH, EXACTLY.
237
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EVEN SO, I'M AN AQUARIUS.
238
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YEAH, I KNOW.
239
00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:28,684
AND I'VE READ DESCRIPTIONS
240
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OF WHAT AQUARIANS
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE,
241
00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:33,857
AND IT'S NEVER EVEN
BEEN REMOTELY LIKE ME.
242
00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,225
YEAH, I KNOW.
243
00:08:35,249 --> 00:08:36,826
HUH.
244
00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,561
WHAT?
245
00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:40,563
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
246
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YES.
247
00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:44,233
ARE YOU BEING HONEST WITH ME?
248
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YES. I THINK I'M BEING
VERY HONEST WITH YOU.
249
00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,904
WELL, BECAUSE FROM
WHAT I'M READING HERE,
250
00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:51,596
THE TRUTH SEEMS TO PRESENT
QUITE AN OBSTACLE TO YOU.
251
00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,379
EXCUSE ME?
252
00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:59,081
WELL, LET ME JUST
TRY TO REPHRASE THIS.
253
00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:01,083
DO YOU FIND THAT YOU ARE...
254
00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:06,255
UNCOMFORTABLE WITH CERTAIN
ASPECTS OF TRUTHFULNESS?
255
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:10,092
I THINK I'M QUITE COMFORTABLE
WITH TRUTHFULNESS,
256
00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,683
THANK YOU.
257
00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,363
YOU KNOW WHAT?
258
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,699
I DON'T THINK THIS
IS GONNA WORK OUT.
259
00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,101
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
260
00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,603
I MEAN... I CAN'T
READ YOUR CHART.
261
00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,805
WHY NOT? YOU READ
EVERYONE ELSE'S CHART.
262
00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,108
WHY CAN'T YOU READ
MINE? THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!
263
00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,410
YEAH, IT IS, BUT... YOU GOT THE
PRINTOUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
264
00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:30,113
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST
TELL ME WHAT IT SAYS?
265
00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,115
BECAUSE IT'S ALL LIES, OK?
266
00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,284
IT'S THE CHART OF A LIAR.
267
00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:35,284
A LIAR?
268
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,785
YEAH, A LIAR.
269
00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:38,821
THE CHART SAYS VERY CLEARLY:
270
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YOU ARE A LIAR.
271
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:45,261
I'M NOT A LIAR. HOW
DARE YOU CALL ME A LIAR?!
272
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,330
IT'S NOT ME. IT'S THE
PLANETS. HERE, TAKE A LOOK.
273
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:50,533
I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT
THIS THING. IT'S RIDICULOUS.
274
00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:52,869
YOU ARE A LIAR, A TERRIBLE LIAR,
275
00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,637
AND YOU ARE WASTING MY TIME.
276
00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,906
HAH! I'M WASTING YOUR TIME?!
277
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,563
YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALLY, I...
278
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,645
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO LEAVE NOW.
279
00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:03,646
HAH!
280
00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:06,471
BELIEVE ME... NO PROBLEM.
281
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,976
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD
SESSION THERE, MRS. BUCHMAN?
282
00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,128
Paul: MURRAY!
283
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,596
IT WAS YOU!
284
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,597
YOU!
285
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,931
MURRAY'S JEALOUS OF ME.
286
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,834
THINK ABOUT IT. I GOT
EVERYTHING HE WANTS.
287
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,002
I GOT FOOD AND PANTS.
288
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,266
Jamie: OH, STOP IT.
289
00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:30,673
NAT!
290
00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:31,674
HEY THERE.
291
00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:34,110
HO THERE.
292
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,411
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
293
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:38,681
WELL, UH, VERY MUCH TO
MY DISMAY, MRS. BUCHMAN,
294
00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:41,517
AFTER WHAT I WITNESSED
EARLIER TODAY AT MY SISTER'S,
295
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,687
I UNFORTUNATELY FEEL THAT IT WOULD
BE BEST FOR EVERYBODY CONCERNED
296
00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:47,189
IF I WERE TO TERMINATE
MY EMPLOYMENT WITH YOU
297
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:49,881
AS YOUR CANINE
LEISURE ENGINEER...
298
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,363
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY,
UNFORTUNATELY.
299
00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:54,697
HUH?
300
00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:55,865
I QUIT.
301
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,700
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT'S THIS?
302
00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:58,701
NAT, ARE YOU SURE?
303
00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,536
YOUR SISTER AND I
HAD A DISAGREEMENT,
304
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,672
BUT THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO
CHANGE THINGS BETWEEN US.
305
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,541
I'M VERY FOND OF MY SISTER.
Jamie: OF COURSE YOU ARE.
306
00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,209
WE'RE VERY CLOSE
INDEED. Jamie: I'M SURE.
307
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,711
AND AS FOND AS I AM OF YOU...
308
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:11,547
AND BELIEVE ME, I'M VERY, VERY
FOND OF YOU, MRS. BUCHMAN...
309
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,983
GIVEN A CHOICE, I GOTTA
GO WITH MY SISTER.
310
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,719
YEAH. WELL, I UNDERSTAND THAT.
311
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:19,522
WELL, YOU KNOW, BLOOD'S
THICKER THAN WATER.
312
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:23,726
YEAH. I... I... I DID GO TO GREAT PAINS
TO AVOID THAT PARTICULAR CLICHé.
313
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,628
NONETHELESS, IT IS TRUE.
314
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:26,996
VERY, VERY TRUE. SO, UH...
315
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,164
GOOD-BYE, MRS. BUCHMAN.
316
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,165
GOOD-BYE.
317
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,166
GOOD-BYE, MR. BUCHMAN.
318
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,167
BYE, UH, NATTY.
319
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,191
BYE, MURRAY.
320
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,703
BYE, JIM MURRAY.
321
00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,839
BYE, MURRAY,
MURRAY, QUITE CON...
322
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:41,499
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, OR I'M GONNA
START BAWLING LIKE A LITTLE BABY BOY.
323
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,949
WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
324
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,417
ME? OH, NO, NO.
325
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,554
YES. IF YOU HADN'T SENT ME
TO SEE HIS COCKAMAMIE SISTER...
326
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:56,192
EXCUSE ME. IF YOU HADN'T
HAD THE CHART OF A LIAR...
327
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,827
I AM NOT A LIAR.
328
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,291
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
THAT I BELIEVE YOU.
329
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,968
Ira: PAULIE, WHAT DID YOU DO?
330
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,805
TOMASSI SAID THERE WERE SOME
ROUGH PATCHES IN THE BEGINNING.
331
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,139
SO YOU TORE YOUR FILM APART?
332
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,473
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
333
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:12,875
I WAS JUST PLAYING
WITH THE BEGINNING,
334
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,443
THEN I MOVED SOME
OF IT TO THE MIDDLE.
335
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,711
THEN I MOVED THE
MIDDLE TO THE END,
336
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,013
THEN I TOOK A PART OF THE END,
337
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,614
AND I PUT IT NEAR THE
BEGINNING OF THE MIDDLE.
338
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:19,649
WHAT'S THIS?
339
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:20,716
THAT'S THE FRENCH CONNECTION.
340
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,718
I DON'T KNOW HOW
IT GOT IN THERE.
341
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,786
THIS IS PATHETIC.
342
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,154
HEY, ARE YOU JEALOUS OF ME?
343
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,656
NO. YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT.
344
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,157
YOU KNOW WHO'S
JEALOUS OF YOU? WHO?
345
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,493
THIS GUY. THIS CLOWN TOMASSI.
346
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,761
GET OUTTA HERE!
347
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,162
THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU'RE LIVING THE LIFE,
348
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,664
HE'S OUT THERE TALKING ABOUT IT.
349
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:37,008
THOSE WHO CAN, DO.
THOSE WHO CANNOT, TEACH.
350
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,568
SO, YOU'RE SAYING
THAT'S WHY HE...
351
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,237
LOOK AT WHAT HE'S
PUT YOU THROUGH.
352
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,105
THE MAN IS SICK. SICK.
353
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,007
TOMASSI?
354
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,042
TOMASSI. TOMASSI IS THE ONE.
355
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:49,445
SO IT WAS TOMASSI ALL ALONG.
356
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:50,446
THAT'S RIGHT, PAULIE.
357
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,803
YOU DO WHAT YOU
GOTTA DO, MY FRIEND.
358
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:57,989
COME IN.
359
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,890
PAUL.
360
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,125
PROFESSOR.
361
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,360
HAVE YOU TAKEN
ANOTHER PASS AT THIS?
362
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,696
YES, I HAVE... BASED
ON YOUR LITTLE NOTE...
363
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,732
IF THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.
364
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,300
WHAT ELSE WOULD IT HAVE BEEN?
365
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,368
I DON'T KNOW.
366
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,669
YOU TELL ME.
367
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,705
YOU TELL ME. OH, PERHAPS
A FEEBLE LITTLE JAB?
368
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,908
A DESPERATE PIN-PRICK?
369
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,677
A PATHETIC CRY FOR HELP?
370
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,146
PAUL, WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
371
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:26,148
I HAVE TO SAY, NEVER,
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS
372
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,452
WOULD I HAVE GUESSED THAT
YOU WOULD BE JEALOUS OF ME.
373
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,452
I'M JEALOUS?
374
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,455
OK. YES. ON ONE LEVEL, I GET IT.
375
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,657
I'M OUT THERE, I'M
DOING IT, I'M LIVING IT.
376
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,492
YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE
JUST TALKING ABOUT IT.
377
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,594
THOSE THAT CAN, DO.
THOSE THAT CAN'T, TEACH.
378
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:39,862
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
379
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:42,832
BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
WERE A BIGGER MAN THAN THAT.
380
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,634
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
TALKING TO ME THIS WAY.
381
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,135
YOU WANNA KNOW
WHAT GAVE YOU AWAY?
382
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,503
IT WAS YOUR CHOICE
OF FEEBLE JAB:
383
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:51,173
"THE BEGINNING HAS A
FEW ROUGH PATCHES."
384
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,542
COME ON! AM I STUPID?
385
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,511
DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID?
386
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,181
THIS FILM PLAYS PERFECTLY FROM
BEGINNING TO END, SMOOTH AS SILK.
387
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,183
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH IT. I KNOW IT, YOU KNOW IT.
388
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,185
BUT STILL, YOU HAD
TO FIND SOMETHING...
389
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,686
SOME LITTLE NEGATIVE SOMETHING
390
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,421
JUST TO RUIN MY PARADE.
391
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,190
I AM ON TO YOU, PROFESSOR.
392
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,924
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO BE DIPLOMATIC.
393
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,694
THE FACT IS, THE WHOLE
FIRST HOUR OF THIS FILM
394
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,930
PUT ME INTO A CINEMATIC COMA.
395
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,699
THE EXPOSITION IS BORING,
396
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:19,001
THE ELLIS ISLAND
STUFF IS CLOYING,
397
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:22,471
AND YOUR MOTHER IS
SO FAR OVER THE TOP.
398
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,207
UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE LAUGHED
OUT OF EVERY FILM FESTIVAL
399
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,142
BETWEEN HERE AND BUDAPEST,
400
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:32,202
I SUGGEST THAT YOU EDIT THIS PONDEROUS
LITTLE HOME MOVIE WITH A BLOWTORCH!
401
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,985
AND YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING
THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS?
402
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,129
GET OUT.
403
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:44,994
BIG CHANGE, BIG
CHANGE. LET'S SEE...
404
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,930
EARTH SPINS OFF ITS AXIS,
AND I'M THE ONLY SURVIVOR!
405
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:50,766
TOO BIG.
406
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,568
GIRL, CAN YOU HELP ME?
407
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,004
OH, DO YOU HAVE A
BIG CHANGE FOR ME?
408
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,072
NO.
409
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,840
THEN I CAN'T HELP YOU.
410
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:00,242
MS. STEMPLE.
411
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,243
HUH?
412
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,744
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
413
00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:03,845
I'M ON MY BREAK.
414
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,014
WE HAVE CUSTOMERS WAITING.
415
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,517
MY ASTROLOGER TOLD ME I
HAVE A BIG CHANGE COMING,
416
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,386
SO I'M TRYING TO
FIGURE IT OUT, OK?
417
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,387
THAT'S IT.
418
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,388
WHAT?
419
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,422
YOU'RE FIRED.
420
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,190
I'M FIRED?
421
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,192
YOU HEARD ME.
422
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,760
THAT'S IT!
423
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:19,761
THAT'S WHAT?
424
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:20,796
THE BIG CHANGE!
425
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,698
DON'T YOU SEE? IT JUST HAPPENED!
426
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:23,699
OH, MY GOD!
427
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,823
OH, THAT'S SUCH A RELIEF.
428
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,872
Jamie: HOW'D IT GO WITH TOMASSI?
429
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,774
NOT A BIG HIT.
430
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:32,975
LOOK AT THIS.
431
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,777
IT'S MY FOURTH GRADE
SCIENCE PROJECT.
432
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,378
WHAT IS IT?
433
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:40,149
THE PLANET EARTH AS IT WILL
APPEAR IN THE YEAR 3 MILLION.
434
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,572
IT'S SO SMALL.
435
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:47,189
WHAT IS THAT?
436
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,190
SWEETIE?
437
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,393
LOOK AT THIS.
438
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,160
BIRTH CERTIFICATE?
439
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:53,328
ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
440
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,231
MANY PEOPLE HAVE THEM.
441
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,265
LOOK AT THE BIRTHDAY.
442
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,734
"FEBRUARY 19th."
443
00:15:58,758 --> 00:15:59,902
EXACTLY.
444
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,903
HEY, THAT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY.
445
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:02,904
EXACTLY.
446
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:03,905
THAT'S WEIRD.
447
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:05,407
IT'S ONLY OFF BY ONE DAY.
448
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,276
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
449
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,046
HELLO?
450
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,881
HI, MOM, IT'S ME.
451
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:14,182
OH, JAMIE, HONEY, I'M
SO GLAD YOU CALLED.
452
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:17,185
WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD
FOR FINELY SHARPENED?
453
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,187
UM... HONED?
454
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,690
NO. UH-UH. IT'S 4 LETTERS.
455
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,192
HAVE YOU GOT ANY OF THEM?
456
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,795
YEAH. BLANK, BLANK, "E," "N."
457
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,796
KEEN.
458
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,799
KEEN?
459
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,800
MOM, I JUST FOUND
MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE
460
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,636
IN ALL THE STUFF YOU SENT ME...
461
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,172
IT IS KEEN. OH, THAT'S GREAT,
462
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:40,642
BECAUSE "AUSTRALIAN
CUDDLY" IS A KOALA,
463
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,645
WHICH BEGINS WITH
THE "K" FROM KEEN.
464
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,847
OH, HONEY, THANK YOU.
465
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,849
YOU ARE SUCH A BRIGHT KID.
466
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:49,351
I LOVE YOU. BYE-BYE.
467
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,653
WAIT, MOM...
468
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,023
MY MOTHER HUNG UP ON ME.
469
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,027
HELLO?
470
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,430
MOM, LISTEN. I CAME
ACROSS MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE
471
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,265
IN ALL THE STUFF YOU SENT ME.
472
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,967
Y-YES?
473
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,436
YEAH. IT SAYS MY
BIRTHDAY IS FEBRUARY 19th.
474
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,038
OH?
475
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,807
THE HOSPITAL MAKE A
MISTAKE OR SOMETHING?
476
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,476
WELL, OF COURSE THEY...
THEY... THEY MADE A MISTAKE.
477
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,579
WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION
COULD THERE BE?
478
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,114
I DON'T KNOW.
479
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,117
DON'T YOU TAKE THAT
TONE WITH ME, YOUNG LADY.
480
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,619
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
481
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,454
I DID IT ALL FOR YOU.
482
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,889
YOU WERE STARTING PRESCHOOL,
483
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,990
AND THE CUTOFF
DATE WAS THE 18th,
484
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:32,294
AND YOU WERE TOO BRIGHT A KID
TO STAY HOME FOR ANOTHER YEAR,
485
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:33,884
AND SO I FUDGED IT.
486
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,868
YOU FUDGED MY BIRTHDAY?
487
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,571
YES, I FUDGED IT!
I'M A FUDGER! OK?!
488
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,974
I KNEW YOU WERE GOING
TO FIND OUT EVENTUALLY.
489
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:47,309
I JUST HOPED THAT I
WOULD BE DEAD BY THEN.
490
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,478
MOM, WHAT... WHAT
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
491
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,646
DO YOU THINK IT WAS
EASY, HUH, FOR ME,
492
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:55,150
WATCHING YOU EVERY YEAR ON
YOUR FUDGE BIRTHDAY BEING SO HAPPY,
493
00:17:55,174 --> 00:18:00,423
AND THEN WATCHING YOU ON YOUR
ACTUAL BIRTHDAY BEING NOTHING AT ALL?
494
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,656
OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY.
495
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,292
PLEASE. I'M SO SORRY.
496
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,928
I WON'T EVER DO IT
AGAIN. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
497
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,162
PLEASE?
498
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,664
I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.
499
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,667
Mom, pleading: I LOVE YOU!
500
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,369
WHAT?
501
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,305
I WASN'T BORN ON FEBRUARY 18th.
502
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,505
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
503
00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,507
I WAS BORN ON FEBRUARY 19th.
504
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,309
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.
505
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,744
WELL, WA-WA-WAIT A SECOND.
506
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,846
YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS NOT A LIE.
507
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,248
YOU'RE STILL YOU.
508
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:30,252
I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE
SUCH AN 18th PERSON.
509
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,422
WELL, MAYBE... MAYBE YOU
COULD FEEL LIKE A 19th PERSON.
510
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,624
MY LUCKY NUMBER
IS 18. CHANGE IT TO 19.
511
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,160
I ALWAYS BET ON 18.
512
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,729
WELL, FROM NOW
ON, TRY BETTING 19.
513
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,965
DON'T YOU SEE? THIS
JUST CHANGES EVERYTHING.
514
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:46,134
IT'S NOT... WELL, LOOK
AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.
515
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,769
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT A LIAR.
516
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,571
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
517
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:52,074
DORIE. THE READING. ALL
BASED ON THE WRONG BIRTHDAY.
518
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,141
MAYBE I'M NOT A LIAR!
519
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,242
MAYBE. OOH!
520
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,410
WHERE YOU GOING?
521
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,880
I'M GONNA GO AND TELL
LITTLE MISS PLANET HEAD
522
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,982
THAT THERE'S A VERY,
VERY GOOD CHANCE
523
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,550
SHE'S JUST WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.
524
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,419
OOH! DO ME A FAVOR
WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE.
525
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,154
ASK DORIE IF IT'S POSSIBLE,
MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW.
526
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:08,112
IS SHE POSSIBLY JEALOUS OF ME?
527
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,835
OH, GOD, THIS MAKES
SO MUCH MORE SENSE.
528
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,004
PISCES. CAPRICORN
RISING, MOON IN CAPRICORN.
529
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:24,173
SO MUCH BETTER.
530
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,975
SO IT DOESN'T SAY I'M A LIAR?
531
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,877
NO, QUITE THE CONTRARY.
532
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,177
REALLY?
533
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,312
SO YOU WERE WRONG.
534
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,813
YES, I WAS.
535
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:32,870
AHA.
536
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,584
IN FACT, THE TRUTH IS,
537
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,320
YOU'RE QUITE AN
HONEST PERSON. YES, I AM.
538
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,422
ACCORDING TO YOUR REAL
CHART, YOU'RE EXTREMELY KIND.
539
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,725
WELL, WHATEVER. IT'S
NICE OF YOU TO SAY.
540
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,693
I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING.
IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.
541
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,029
YOU'RE INTELLIGENT,
YOU'RE A SENSITIVE LISTENER,
542
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,430
AND YOU HAVE A LOT OF CHARISMA.
543
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,665
WELL, MAYBE I...
544
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,800
PEOPLE ARE DRAWN
TO YOU, AREN'T THEY?
545
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,335
NOT EVERYBODY, BUT...
546
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,870
YEAH, YEAH. YOU'RE
VERY INSIGHTFUL.
547
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:58,908
AND YOU HAVE THE CAPACITY
TO INSPIRE MULTITUDES
548
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:01,710
WITH YOUR... YOUR
VISION AND YOUR FLAIR.
549
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,112
WELL, I... I GOTTA SAY, IT'S...
550
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,280
PRETTY AMAZING.
551
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:08,484
THIS ASTROLOGY STUFF'S
INCREDIBLY ACCURATE.
552
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:11,187
OOH! JEEZ LOUISE IN A HANDBAG!
553
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,523
THIS IS, UH... QUITE A SURPRISE.
554
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,724
COME ON IN.
555
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,526
IT WAS ALL A BIG
MISUNDERSTANDING.
556
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,894
OOH, GET OUT!
557
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,228
IT WAS, NAT. IN FACT,
558
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,731
WOULD YOU CONSIDER COMING
BACK AND WORKING FOR US AGAIN?
559
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,166
MURRAY REALLY MISSES YOU.
560
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,735
OH, AND I HIM. ARE
YOU JOSHING ME?
561
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,939
BUT, DORIE, ARE THE PLANETS
FAVORABLE TO THAT DECISION?
562
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:31,273
I AM!
563
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,742
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, YEAH?
564
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,910
WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING
MY PERISHABLES AWAY FOR ME?
565
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:39,180
I'D LIKE TO GET OVER THERE
AND SEE HIM RIGHT NOW.
566
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:40,937
I'D TO SEE HIM RIGHT NOW.
567
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:47,155
I HAVE NO JOB, AND
I HAVE NO MONEY.
568
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,157
I DON'T REALLY CARE.
569
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,159
I HATE BIG CHANGE!
570
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:54,496
LISTEN, I GOT SCREWED BY THIS
WHOLE ASTROLOGY THING GOOD, TOO.
571
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,532
I WENT AND BARKED AT A PERFECTLY
NICE PROFESSOR FOR NO REASON.
572
00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,502
PLUS, I NEVER EVEN GOT TO
FIGURE OUT WHO WAS JEALOUS OF ME.
573
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,571
THAT'S BECAUSE NOBODY
WAS JEALOUS OF YOU.
574
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,705
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
575
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,707
THIS WHOLE ASTROLOGY
THING, IT'S A CROCK.
576
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,208
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
577
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:09,210
I GOT OFF SCOT-FREE.
578
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:12,080
DORIS SAYS, "YOU'RE
GONNA BE HEARTBROKEN, IRA."
579
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,114
YEAH, RIGHT.
580
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:14,616
LIKE, HOW HEARTBROKEN AM I?
581
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,619
SHE WAS A NICE GIRL,
THOUGH. I'M GONNA MISS HER.
582
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,621
THERE WAS SOMETHING
ABOUT HER, YOU KNOW?
583
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:22,557
YOU DON'T OFTEN SEE
GIRLS LIKE THAT IN THE CITY.
584
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:25,327
MY LUCK SHE LIVES
SO FAR AWAY, RIGHT?
585
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:29,164
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
ACTUALLY, THERE... THERE...
586
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,767
ACTUALLY, THERE COULD HAVE
BEEN SOMETHING THERE... OH, MY GOD!
587
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,968
Paul: WHAT?
588
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,403
I AM HEARTBROKEN.
589
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,904
ALL RIGHT. NOW, COME ON.
590
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,405
NOW YOU'RE READING INTO IT.
591
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,374
I'M NOT GONNA SEE HER
AGAIN, AM I? LISTEN TO ME.
592
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,676
SHE COULD HAVE BEEN
THE ONE. I DON'T THINK SO.
593
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,445
I CAN'T EVEN EAT.
594
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:44,746
HEY.
595
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:45,881
HI. HI.
596
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,483
PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S
EGGS BENEDICT LEFT.
597
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:48,983
2 EGGS, BOTH BENEDICT.
598
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,386
EXCELLENT.
599
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:53,143
OH, GOD, YOU'RE DRINKING
CAPPUCCINO. I'M SO JEALOUS!
600
00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:07,402
MURRAY, YOU ARE VERY LOYAL.
601
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:08,570
THAT'S TRUE.
602
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:11,239
YOUR NEEDS ARE SIMPLE.
YOUR LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL.
603
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,574
THIS IS UNCANNY, HUH?
604
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:14,810
BUT AT TIMES, YOU FEEL
TAKEN FOR GRANTED.
605
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,145
YOU FEEL LIKE THAT?
606
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,513
THIS ANGERS YOU.
THIS ANGERS YOU A LOT,
607
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:20,849
BUT YOU HAVE A HARD TIME
EXPRESSING YOUR FEELINGS.
608
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,450
WOW. WHO DOESN'T?
609
00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:25,654
BUT YOU'RE SURPRISINGLY INSTINCTIVE,
AND YOU HAVE NO PRETENSIONS.
610
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,489
THIS IS WHAT DRAWS
PEOPLE TO YOU.
611
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,758
WOW, SHE GOT YOU
PEGGED, HUH, MURRAY?
612
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,049
LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT YOUR CAREER.
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