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Previously on "Fantasy Island"...

Ruby, this is Ms. Elena Roarke.

Welcome to Fantasy Island.

I can't cure your cancer.

I'm looking for a fantasy, not a miracle.

I truly believe the island was speaking to you.

I would like to invite you to stay on Fantasy Island.

Uniforms?

Nobody said nothing about no damn uniform.

Well, um...

Wow, look at you.

Eh? Just a little something.

I know.

You know, I haven't worn a uniform

since I was in grade school,

but I think I can make this work.

Yes, you can.

Oh, there's the plane.

Okay, let's go.

I know I'm new here,

but isn't the dock the other way?

Yeah, but sometimes,

guests arrange for an alternate arrival.

Ruby, look up.

What?

I love my job. I love it.

That will be Daphne Madden and Zev Randall of San Francisco.

Okay.

You know, Mel wanted to skydive once?

- Huh? - Uh-huh.

Yeah, I told him he was crazy.

On Fantasy Island,

you'll find that it's best

to meet people where they're at

without judgment.

Right, now, I sort of get what you do

with all the making the impossible possible stuff,

but what exactly am I supposed to do?

We have to figure that out together.

The island chose you to be here

to be my right hand, I'm guessing,

because you have an intuitive way

of knowing what's needed.

Well, I sure hope so.

Also, laugh at my jokes.

Done.

Just... Just be you.

Also, we have one other guest today,

so keep an eye on the east bungalows

this afternoon, please... room 112.

Room 112. Got it.

Oh, here they are.

- Smiles. - Ah.

- Whoo! - Whoo!

Whoo!

That was incredible.

Ms. Madden, Mr. Randall, I'm Elena Roarke, your host.

Welcome to Fantasy Island.

So tell me. What can the island do for you?

Uh, well, our-our fantasy is to have the ultimate adventure.

So not just any adventure, but the ultimate.

I like a challenge.

Well, I warn you. We have a pretty high bar.

Yeah, we got married at the top of Mount Kilimanjaro,

and we actually exchanged carabiners instead of rings.

It was incredibly romantic.

And we promised each other

that the adventure would never end.

And how is that going for you?

We did it.

We designed our life to be free.

- No kids, no pets. - Don't even own a fern.

Mm. That's what you both wanted?

- Yeah, 100%. - Yep.

Wow, well, it sounds like your life is a fantasy.

The thing is, um,

we haven't been anywhere in years.

You know, jobs get in the way.

Zev teaches literature and I'm in sales.

Well, she'd be running her division if she pushed for it.

Just waiting for the right moment

to make my move, as we've discussed.

Um...

Truth is, we-we haven't been connecting

in the ways we used to.

And... Can I say?

Um, we're not really having sex anymore.

Yeah, we just wanna be

like we were at the top of Kilimanjaro.

We can make that happen, yeah...

She can, I assume.

I-I can. Yeah, of course.

But adventures of Fantasy Island can be dangerous.

You'll most likely see each other in a new light.

Well, we're not afraid of anything,

so...

Let the adventure begin.

Your fantasy begins with a rejuvenating treatment

- at our rainforest spa. - Thank you so much.

- We really need this. - Thank you.

You wouldn't be here if you didn't.

Nobody comes to Fantasy Island by accident.

Well, okay.

I am off to hover around room 112.

Oh, thank you.

You know, I...

It's just... It's just the strangest feeling.

A week ago, I was like a...

A dying old lady,

and now I feel like a...

Girl who just left home for the first time.

Mm.

Good morning, Mrs. Akuda.

Oh, morning, Javier.

But I think it's just Ruby now.

Okay. Yes, ma'am.

And how are you, Elena?

Is there a reason I should be anything but fine?

Come on.

I know you're not the biggest fan of change...

Or making new friends.

Oh, you mean Ruby?

I'm thrilled she's here.

Okay, good. Just checking.

Yeah, we're gonna bond.

Girl time.

Girl time?

- Bonding? - Yeah.

I thought that wasn't your thing.

Take it easy.

Mm-hmm.

Girl time?

Oh, this is nice.

I know. I'm so relaxed.

Beats you grading papers till midnight.

And you seething about Tim promoting Steve over you.

Wow. Less relaxed.

I mean, is something supposed to happen?

I don't know, maybe the adventure starts tomorrow.

Look, I'm sorry about the Steve thing.

It's fine.

I love you.

What just happened?

Oh, my God.

- I'm you! - I'm you!

I'm you!

Tha... tha... that's mine!

She "Face/Off" -ed us!

This isn't "Face/Off." This is "Freaky Friday."

She "Freaky Friday" -ed us!

- How did they do it? - Ugh, I'm so hairy.

Oh.

Wow, these look different from up here.

- Heavy. - Let's see if we can change back.

Kiss me.

That would be a no.

Oh, my God, I just realized I can pee standing up.

Okay, all right, there's more to men than...

what?

What are you, what are you

looking at me like that for?

I'm looking at me.

I don't look half bad. Turn around.

I thought my guns were more impressive.

That's a little bit of a disappointment.

I mean, I knew this was gonna be

a physical challenge,

but I had no idea it would be like this.

Well, Roarke said this could be a dangerous adventure.

Looking through your eyes, what am I gonna discover?

Hmm.

Oh, hello.

Believe I've been told to keep an eye out for you.

You're new.

That's right. Can I help you?

You can tell Roarke I'm awake.

Thank you.

Oh, I...

This is harder than I thought.

Oh, this is messy.

I feel like you can pull off bangs.

You mess with my hair, you die.

So I'm you and you're me.

What should we do next?

I don't know, we got all that...

Banana stuff on us, so...

Wanna join me in the shower?

Is this how you feel every time you see me naked?

'Cause this is intense.

I told you.

Men are visual creatures.

You really are.

Okay, this is disorienting,

but, like, weirdly arousing.

Should we give it a try?

It's the adventurous thing to do.

Wow, you're like a teenager again.

You too, but extra.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you weigh a lot.

I weigh a lot, I guess.

This is...

Much better.

All right, kiss me.

I can kiss for hours.

Really? 'Cause I'm feeling,

like, a certain momentum happening.

Yeah, well... Okay, all right.

Yeah, no, that's not good.

Wait, "that's not good"? I do that to you all the time.

Oh, right. Yeah, sorry. No, that's not good.

Why didn't you say anything?

Baby, I don't like to make waves.

Right. Yeah.

But I do always tell you to go slower.

Okay. I get that now.

What?

Oh, you're done.

I'm done.

All right, just,

gotta learn control, babe.

I'm sorry.

It's fine.

Why am I crying?

Good afternoon, Mr. Randall, Ms. Madden.

Has your fantasy begun?

Oh, you know it has.

You called us by the right names.

And is it exhilarating?

You know, like being in Kilimanjaro?

Well, it's, uh...

No, no, no, it's... it's too much.

I mean, I can feel this testosterone

just going through my veins

and it's just making me feel pissed!

Oh, okay, well, you learn to regulate those effects.

- It's okay. - Well, I hope so,

because he keeps... I mean...

It's unbelievable.

I keep bursting into tears.

What is that? I don't do that.

I don't know. I'm sorry.

You're giving women a bad name.

Okay, I got it.

I'm good.

And, Ms. Madden, how are you adjusting to this new reality?

Well, for one thing,

there's a sort of dull pain that won't go away.

We are taking you to a cardiologist when we're back.

I'm telling you right now.

Daphne and I are blown away by this adventure,

we really are, but...

Ready to switch back now.

Well, the thing is, every fantasy

runs a natural course,

and yours has just begun.

So try to enjoy it. It's a great adventure.

I mean, you really haven't walked a mile

in each other's shoes yet.

Set your whole foot down. Don't lead with your heel.

Why is your back bent over like that?

Oh, that would be from the agonizing pain.

- These make no sense. - I can't with these shorts.

Do you tuck the leg in to the other leg or just...

No, no, no, don't... don't bunch 'em up.

What are you doing to my ass?

Come on... oh!

Oh, God!

Here, just sit down.

Just sit down.

Do your makeup while I get impatient

because my face can just walk out the door

without needing to do a damn thing to it.

You think I can't do this?

I'm the master of lip balm.

Watch this.

- Huh? - That's actually pretty good.

Yeah, yeah.

That's hot. Why is that hot?

Please.

Here you are, sir.

You see that?

He didn't even look at me.

It's like I wasn't even here.

Yeah, welcome to my life.

Wait, no, no, no, I want...

The whole He-Man experience.

Did you see me flexing?

Correction, I saw me flexing.

Also, I... I get what you liked about

watching me put make up on.

I think Roarke is right.

This is gonna bring us closer.

Well, it's hard not to be honest with each other

when we are each other.

That guy is staring at me.

Do you think he can tell?

No, I don't think he can tell.

I think he's just checking you out.

Really?

That guy better keep his eye on his own dinner.

Well, well, well, you're jealous.

Let's just order.

Hope it's all right to give him people food.

It's perfectly fine.

You look the same.

Well, you look older.

Really?

Kept out of the sun.

You know, a lot has happened in five years.

Been catching up.

Tablets got better since last time.

They still feel like "Star Trek" to me.

But from what I can tell, it was an,

excellent five years to miss.

The next five might be great.

Wake me in five years and tell me.

You won't be able to work through your grief this way.

I'm not trying to work through it.

I'm trying to sleep through it.

I'd like to go back to sleep right now, in fact.

I've seen enough.

Okay, that's not the deal my great uncle made.

Now, you're allowed to sleep on Fantasy Island

for as long as you wish...

But every five years,

you have to spend at least 48 hours awake.

48 hours...

Not a minute more.

Hmm.

That guy is still staring at your boobs.

Well, the outfit is a crowd pleaser.

I wanna punch that guy.

Is this how you feel all the time?

Because I don't understand how we let men run country.

You just got to

adjust to the testosterone, like Roarke said.

All right?

Ugh. Chin.

So unsatisfying.

I miss my stubble so much.

Hey, you.

Stop staring at her boobs.

Those are mine.

Well, they're not yours, at the moment.

Like hell they're not. I grew them myself.

Can you just calm down?

I can't protect you in this body.

I don't need protecting. Look at me.

I'm gonna walk over there and demand that I'm hurt.

Isn't that what you want?

No, I want you...

To speak up!

And ask your boss for the promotion

you deserve and you've worked hard for.

Instead of making excuses.

- Excuses? - Yeah.

"Ooh, it's not the right moment."

"He lost his golf game."

"Mercury's in retrograde."

News flash: it's not about him.

It's about you.

Man up.

Wow.

Where are you...

Hey!

- Hey, I'm sorry, okay? - Man up?

You know who needs to man up?

- You! - Pretty sure I'm a man.

Oh, a real man would tell me what he thinks,

not insinuate, or make judge-y comments.

Ooh, you are really reminding me of my ex-wife right now.

You wanna know what good ol' Kate and I have in common?

A strong desire to not spend one more second with you.

- Where are you going? - I'm a man.

I can go wherever I want.

Good morning, Ms. Madden.

How are you feeling this morning?

Rotten.

Zev and I got in a fight last night.

- Oh, here. - Thank you.

- I slept out here by myself... - Mm-hmm.

Without worrying if anybody would hurt me.

I've never felt that way before.

- You know what I mean? - Oh.

I think every woman knows exactly what you mean.

I'm just, starting to understand that

we're not just stale.

We don't talk,

we judge each other, and,

I mean, I know we have a lot of issues, but...

I didn't realize that we were so angry with one another.

You know, the idea was...

To connect you more,

to strip away the layers...

Or perhaps...

The layers were working for you.

I think maybe they were.

Well, I think you'll feel better after a shower.

There's a beach gym with an outdoor shower

just down the way. Go.

I'll have someone send a set of fresh clothes.

- Thank you. - Of course.

Hey.

Oh, hi, hi.

- You wanted to see me? - Yes, uhm...

Ruby, I'd like to invite you

for an official welcome dinner tonight at my hacienda.

- I would love that. - Great.

Wow, you have a hacienda?

It's been in the family for generations.

- Oh, nice. - Also, I've got a job for you.

Zev Randall could use a friend.

And you should know he's currently in his wife's body.

Oh.

Okay, yes.

I-I can roll with that.

Beautiful. Okay.

The man in room 112, I mean...

He looks like he could use a friend too.

I know.

Who is he?

Brent, he...

He came to the island, 35 years ago,

after his fianc�e was killed in a car accident.

You know, his fantasy was to sleep

until he could face life without her.

Every five years,

Mr. Lee's required to wake up for 48 hours...

And contemplate whether he is ready to return to life.

And so far, he's chosen to go back to sleep

every single time.

This will be my second time,

- seeing him make that choice. - Wow.

Now that is just so sad.

And I usually know what to do with the fantasy,

but this time...

Maybe because I,

I didn't initiate it, I...

I can't seem to reach him.

Mm.

Well...

Well maybe he just needs someone to...

Talk to.

You know, you...

You just gave me an idea. Thank you.

You can find Mr. Randall in his room.

- Okay. - Great.

Mr. Jones,

would you be willing to take on Mr. Lee, hm?

Now I can only pay you in steak, okay?

But he's a good man,

and he could use your help.

Yeah? Thank you.

Thank you, for getting me out of my room.

I really needed this.

Oh, yeah.

Well, isn't this something?

I can't believe I live here now.

Not enjoying this, are you?

You feel vulnerable...

Which is scary.

It's terrifying, actually.

I go out of my way to avoid this feeling.

Even with Daphne?

I was married before.

Kate.

She left me and it almost killed me.

And it wasn't because I

loved her so much, I...

Honestly, I'm not even sure if I did, but...

It was because, I didn't see it coming.

We were going along just fine...

Then one day, boom.

Yeah, she said I walled myself off.

Tried never to do that with Daphne.

Gave her so much of my time.

Yeah, well...

Time isn't exactly the same thing.

So I'm told.

Anyway, the thought of having to go through all that again

just makes me feel nauseous.

I mean, all day long, I felt like I could puke.

So exhausted.

I mean, are women always this tired?

Yeah, I did hear that there's been an unusual amount

- of crying. - What is that about?

What's that about?

Can you tell me? I mean,

why does her body cry when I'm in it,

but not when she's in it?

Does it hate me that much?

Could I ask you something about your body?

Well, the body that you're in.

Um, your breasts...

- Are they tender? - Oh!

So tender.

Like, I can't even...

It's just another thing they don't tell men about.

Hmm.

Okay.

Uh, Zev...

I have a theory I think we should test.

Oh, congratulations, Zev.

You're pregnant.

Hey, you were on my last flight.

Zev, right?

Yeah, yeah.

- How are you? - Hey, I'm good, man.

Hey, could you give me a spot?

Yeah. Yeah, I know how to do this.

Zev, you're here with your wife.

How's that going?

Uh, well,

I slept on the beach last night,

if that tells you anything.

Sorry to hear that.

These things tend to work out,

one way or the other.

Oh, it's the other that I'm worried about.

Good work.

Thanks, man. Go ahead.

Get you some.

Women are an endless mystery.

- Are you married? - No.

- No? - There we go.

There's a woman.

Amazing, absolutely unique woman.

Yeah.

I'd lift the sky for her, really.

Half the time, she just looks right through me.

Oh...

I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm sure this woman sees more than you think.

I like this.

Lifting, you don't have to think about anything.

Second only to drinking.

Yes!

Now there's a man's solution

to not think about his marriage.

Drinking.

Where does one go do that?

Ooh, I know just the place.

First round's on me. Come on.

Here we go.

Come on, Zev.

Oh.

Yay!

You see?

Anything a man does is okay if it's with confidence.

Look how much beer I could drink.

- Come here, come here. - Yeah.

Look, I could get used to this.

No one is judging my looks.

No one is expecting me to fail.

I don't have to apologize about anything.

- No, not for nothing. - No.

Listen...

I'm gonna take off.

But you, you stay out of trouble, okay?

All right?

- I'll see you soon. - Okay.

- All right, man. - Okay.

Bartender.

What you need?

You see that? She saw me right away, dudes.

I'll take a heavy beer, please.

- You got it. - Thank you.

- Sorry. - Yeah.

- There you go. - Thank you.

Well, hello, trouble.

- I'm looking for my wife. - Why is that?

Well, he has important news for her.

It shouldn't be too hard to find her.

Oh, perfect. Javier, come here, please?

Um, Javier is our head of transport.

Nobody goes anywhere without him knowing it.

- Great. - What's up?

- Ladies, Elena. - Hi, uh...

We are looking for Daphne's husband, Zev Randall.

You know where he might be?

I saw him earlier.

Seemed like he needed some alone time.

If this is a bro code thing,

I'm a bro.

She's the bro.

That explains a lot.

So do you know where he is?

I'm sorry, she...

I'm sorry, it's Zev's body.

He's at the bar at the other end of the beach.

Great, thank you, man.

- Do you want me to come with? - No, no,

- I'm good, I got it. - Okay. All right.

- Thank you for everything. - Yes.

Thanks, Javier.

Thank you.

Well...

Looks like I'm free to enjoy my plans tonight.

Yeah.

And, oh, yes, I definitely should go get changed.

Yep. I'll see you soon.

Yes, you know, I love a good gab session.

I'm gonna hear all the good stuff!

Okay. Yes, yes.

What the hell?

Oh, it's you. I should have known.

Whatever, man.

Oh.

Bad decision, man.

Oh, I know what this is, it's fear...

And it's really big.

I'm sorry.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

No, no, no, no. Come on, guys.

Help!

A husband and a wife body swap.

A man who's been sleeping for 35 years...

you know, most people would have been thrown by that.

You seem to be taking it in stride.

Yeah, well, you know, I've swapped my 2021 body

for the 1971 model, so...

I'm good.

You know, this is a pretty big place.

I mean, you don't get lonely here?

Not at all.

I like being alone.

Never been married?

- Never. - Hmm.

Engaged?

Clearly, you know the right questions to ask.

That's gonna be a useful skill in this job.

I'm sorry. I'm prying.

It's okay.

I was engaged once...

But I had to choose between...

The island...

And him.

You, chose the island?

Something like that.

Oh...

Let's eat.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for my wife, Daphne.

She might've been here earlier.

- Wife? - Husband.

I mean, I mean, husband.

- I call him Daphne. - Yeah, that guy.

He got into a fight with some regulars,

so I tossed them all out.

What? When was this?

A couple hours ago, I mean,

if he's still not back, the jerks might've done

a jungle toss, they think it's funny.

What's a jungle toss? What is that?

You drive a drunk person

out into the jungle, and you toss them,

on the far side.

- They usually travel back, - Okay!

- in a day or two. - Yeah... what?

Oh, God!

So you're human?

I mean, totally human?

You know, I'd prick a finger for you, but...

The napkins are new.

The island, it's magic,

and you're like a conduit?

Okay, but are there rules?

You know, like, do things always turn out?

Depends on your definition of turn out.

Well...

Is it possible that,

Zev and Daphne would be happier apart,

and the island is just...

Showing them that...

Bigger truth?

It's possible, yes.

Yeah, but would the island really do that?

You know, separate a couple that loves each other?

Is that right?

It did you and Mel.

Yes, well, you know, that,

that was a little more...

- Complicated. - There you go.

It happens,

and it can be...

Complicated.

Did it to you?

Anyway.

You know, this island is...

It's more than a job.

It's a calling.

You know what? Think of it as Joan of Arc,

but with less burning at the stake...

At least, so far.

You know, didn't you say that,

the person Mr. Lee lost,

was his fianc�e?

It's just a very specific experience to share, so...

You know, maybe that's why you found

his fantasy such a difficult one.

Daphne!

Oh.

Daph!

Daphne!

Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank God you're alive.

- Oh! - Zev...

The guy from the restaurant,

he punched me in the face,

and I don't even know how I got up here

and I think I'm so drunk and I'm sorry.

Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

It's okay.

Just climb down here.

I gotta tell you something.

No. There's animals down there.

There's growly, slithery animals down there.

All right, I'm coming up.

Oh, thank God, Daphne.

Thank God you're all right.

Come here.

Come here.

Thought you were afraid.

Uh, of jungle predators? Hell yeah.

No, not jungle predators.

I figured it out tonight, what this weird pain is.

You were scared,

a lot of the time, but mostly around me.

Uh...

Yeah.

I'm afraid I'll lose you...

All the time.

Honey, I'm right here,

and I'm not going anywhere.

I need you to be less scared,

to open up to me.

All right? Figure out what you're feeling,

and just tell me.

I'll be okay. It'll be all right.

Uh, okay.

Right now...

I'm feeling pregnant.

- What? - Yeah.

There's a baby in here.

- But we don't want a baby. - Well, it's why

you've been so tired.

It's why I've been crying all the time.

- It's not what we planned. - Well, it-it can be.

You know, we could turn the study into a nursery.

No, no, no, this is, you're not listening to me.

Listen, I don't want a baby!

You don't want a baby?

You know when I wanted a baby?

When we first met.

You said you didn't want a baby.

- No... - So...

You didn't want a baby.

Okay, well, you know what?

I... I don't... I don't know what to say.

Being in this body, you know,

feeling this little person growing,

I just... I...

I can't explain it.

I changed my mind.

This is the speech I'm gonna give to Tim

telling him I don't just want California.

I want the whole western sales region.

And I want this.

And this, and that...

They don't go together.

But they could.

Daph...

- It'll be 50/50. - No, no, it's...

- Yeah, we can do it. - It's never...

It's never 50/50.

When a man and a woman,

each have demanding careers,

it's always the woman,

who's got to give up just a little bit more.

And once the woman gives that up,

she never gets it back.

I might've been fine with it, before this trip,

but now that I know what it feels like.

to be...

Powerful and confident,

all the stuff that you take for granted,

I want to go for this.

I...

I really want this baby.

So what do we do?

I don't know.

But this new you?

Seriously turning me on.

I love you.

Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God.

Oh, my God, I'm me.

- I'm me again. - Ow, my eye.

Oh, how I'm me again. Thank God.

Oh, honey, come here. Let me kiss it better.

Oh, my gosh, look at you.

Now that I've been inside your body,

prepare to have your mind blown.

Okay, shh.

Show, don't tell.

I'm not letting you go back to sleep

if you don't talk to me.

It was your fault, wasn't it?

That's what you can't live with.

The road was open.

It was dark.

She was half asleep next to me.

I leaned over to give her a kiss.

And I crossed the lane,

and suddenly there was a truck,

where there wasn't one before.

So yeah...

Totally my fault.

Thanks for bringing that up.

I know what it is to...

Hurt someone...

And feel the guilt.

Once upon a time, I...

I hurt my own fianc�.

You didn't kill him.

But I broke his heart.

I don't know, I see my pain as a kind of penance,

as what I owe,

for what I did.

And next is the part where you tell me

that Olivia wouldn't want this,

that she'd kick my ass to see me wasting my life.

Yeah, it's true.

But, what she wants doesn't matter anymore

because she's dead.

Mr. Lee...

I wouldn't have given you this fantasy.

At the end...

The only real way out of the pain is...

You have to go through it.

There's no way through this pain.

It's not a swamp.

It's a wall.

Tell me about her.

She wanted to be in fashion.

She made...

All her own clothes.

She was making her own wedding dress.

I kept telling her,

it's bad luck for me to see her in it.

She kept making it,

and remaking it,

and asking my opinion.

The last one, had sequins.

She hated it.

She was gonna tear it apart,

start over.

But it was the last one,

so they buried her in it.

She's in the ground,

in sequins.

Well...

It's nice to see you both back in your own bodies.

And I hear congratulations are in order.

They are.

We're having a baby.

It still sounds so strange to say.

We decided I'm gonna be the anchor parent,

basically like a stay-at-home dad.

Well, I made homemade baby food,

for all of my grandkids, so...

I'll send you some recipes.

Hmm?

Oh, I'm older than I look.

I'm so glad everything worked out.

It usually does.

We're ready to load up.

- Elena. - Javier.

Take it from a woman.

She definitely sees you.

I was briefly a woman,

and I agree.

Oh, he could still be coming.

I really tried.

Got five more years to make a game plan for next time.

Wait.

Mr. Lee.

You're leaving us?

Talking helped a little...

Enough.

Mr. Lee, you won't get back what you lost,

but you can create something new.

Yeah...

Maybe.

Thank you.

Of course.

I think we make a good team.

Not bad.

My fianc� was named James.

That's a good name.

He had this great laugh,

and beautiful blue eyes,

and he still does.

I mean, I... I assume.

And what else?

He liked carnival games,

and, you know, a couple of times, he...

He won this big, stuffed animal,

and then, he didn't know what to do with it,

so he asked me if I could keep it.

Said I needed a little...

A little whimsy in my life.

But I mean, what am I supposed to do with a

giant pink elephant?

Nothing, right? So I said no.

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