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- [ Man ]
Previously.
- I'm using you.
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Oh, this is worse
then, is it?
This is you telling me--
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It's over.
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- Where have you guys been?
- Checking out Buffy on the
van's remote surveillance.
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I thought
you were gonna go see Tara.
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[ Willow ]
She was seeing someone else.
Probably just friends.
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Xander's gone?
Xander's missing?
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- Is she here?
- She left a couple of days ago.
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- She was... kinda broken.
- I love her and, God,
I miss her so much.
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No!
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How could you do this?
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Buffy, stop! No!
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- I'm so sorry.
- We're okay. It's all okay.
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[ Both Panting, Growling ]
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- [ Whooping ]
- [ Both Growling ]
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They're getting
to the gate!
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Yeah. I see it. I see it.
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[ Grunting ]
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- We're gonna lose 'em.
- [ Growling ]
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We need that disc.
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[ Both Grunting ]
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Wait.
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[ Growling ]
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[ Gagging ]
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[ Vampire Growling ]
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- How you doin'?
- Oh, fine.
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You know.
Same old, same old.
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- Here. I could take care
of this guy if you want.
- Whatever. Your call.
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I mean, sure,
he don't look like much,
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but I'd wager he could
give you a bit of nasty.
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Save you the staking.
All you gotta do is--
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- I am not telling my friends
about us.
- Right.
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I'll just be dropping him
down to you then.
You wanna tell 'em? Go ahead.
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[ Screeching ]
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You know why?
I tried to kill my friends,
my sister last week.
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Guess how much
they hate me.
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Zero. Zero much.
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So I'm thinkin'...
sleeping with you?
They'll deal.
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- [ Vampire Growls ]
- In that case, why won't
you sleep with me again?
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Because I don't love you.
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Like hell.
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* The midnight graffiti
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* Appears on your door
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* So we all can sleep safe
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* In our homes
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* And the storms
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* In the distance
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* Hold no rain *
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** [ Stereo Off ]
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[ Woman Talking,
Indistinct ]
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[ Chattering ]
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Hey!
Hey, look at you, all coming
out of class and everything.
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I do that sometimes. Usually
at the end part of the class.
Right.
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So how's your, you know,
after the whole basement deal?
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It's between a hitch
and a kink, with a side
of a twinge. It's okay.
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And Buffy's okay too? Enjoying
the refreshing sanity and
so forth?
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Yeah. Refreshing san--
That's... funny.
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She's okay.
A little... freaked.
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I'm glad
she didn't hurt you.
You too.
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So, this is becoming kind
of a regular thing,
you and me after class.
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Uh, I didn't--
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Only this time,
you stuck around.
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Uh-- Um-- Various sounds
of hesitation.
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She's just a friend.
Friends are nice.
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You rushed off before
I could, you know, explain.
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Well, officially,
I have to say I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Unofficially?
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We should have some coffee
sometime.
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Maybe some day this week
after class?
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I'm free tomorrow.
You could-- You could
bring your friend.
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I wasn't gonna. I mean,
if you have a friend--
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No. I'm-- Oh,
I'm friendless.
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Yeah, yeah. No friends.
I mean, I have friends.
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Right. Many dear friends.
I mean-- Yeah.
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Coffee.
With us,
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who are...
just friends.
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[ Chattering ]
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[ Buffy ]
Okay. How about this store?
Ah.
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Three pairs of earrings,
a coin purse and
a toothbrush.
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[ Buffy ]
You stole a toothbrush?
Mother-of-pearl handle. Fancy.
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00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:14,000
Yeah, but
you stole a toothbrush.
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As far as rebellious teenagers
go, you're kind of square.
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Dental hygiene
is important.
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Guess this is kind of
a lame sister's day out, huh?
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I make up for trying
to kill you by taking you
to places you can't go in.
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No. It's my bad.
I'm the one that got
caught taking stuff.
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Hey. How 'bout the pet store?
You didn't take anything
from there, did you?
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A pocketful
of goldfish.
It didn't work out.
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No.
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Okay. Good.
So we can go, and we
can look at all the puppies.
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[ Scoffs ]
But it's so awful.
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There's puppy mills and
keeping them in cages and
people poking at 'em all day.
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Yeah, but puppies-- cute.
Come on. You used
to love the pet store.
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Yes, when I was
in my fives and sixes.
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Come on.
We'll go look.
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Besides, I don't think
there's another store here
where I can show my face.
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It'll pass. You returned all
the stuff that you still had,
and we're paying for the rest.
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I'm paying
for the rest.
We'll figure it out.
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[ Liquid Bubbling ]
[ Jonathan ]
Get back.
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You don't wanna
make me rush this.
I'm not impressed, Padawan.
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When do we hit pay dirt?
If something goes wrong,
it's gonna surge.
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We'll be deader
than an ex-girlfriend.
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What did you say?
Just let me work.
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All right. All right.
You do what you need to do.
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You get us the goods,
and then watch out.
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It'll be like-- like
the whole world just spread open
and gave it up for you, man.
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And then we're done, right?
We each take our share,
and we call it a day.
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You're that ready
to get rid of us, huh?
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Don't worry. We pull this off,
you can go buy any
tropical island you want.
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Ah, cheer up, Short Round.
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You're about to get us
everything we ever wanted.
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He's almost done.
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I sorta feel
kinda sorry for him.
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That's a weakness.
Um, okay.
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Hmm. Look at him.
He's got that same look
on his face,
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the one that he had
that time I highlighted
in his Babylon Five novels.
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Right before
he told his mother
on me.
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I don't think we can trust him.
We don't have to,
not for that much longer.
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Is it gonna
be that soon?
The milk... in the fridge.
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How long
till it expires?
Uh, we got it on a Friday,
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and I remember noticing
there wasn't a full
two weeks on it,
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but we did get it
in the fridge pretty quick.
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Unless I'm thinking
about the two-percent milk.
Forget it.
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The thing.
It's gonna be soon.
Oh, wow.
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Oh, my God.
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- How are you?
- Ducky. You?
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An... please.
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Let me... explain.
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I know there's nothing
I can say or do to make up
for what I did.
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I can't.
Sometimes when I wake up
in the morning,
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I'm like, "Oh, God.
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Is this my life?
Was that me?"
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Me too.
But you gotta believe me.
Please.
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I want to make up for it.
I wanna take away the hurt.
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I love you so much.
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00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:02,361
I--
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I may have practiced that
a couple times
in front of the mirror.
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00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,537
I just-- I don't understand
what happened.
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I do. I'm an idiot.
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All I had to do
was say something earlier.
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I could've spared you
from that-- that nightmare.
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Said something about what?
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No, no.
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I mean, you know,
if I were, like,
more self-aware,
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because--
with the whole idiot thing.
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If you had
been more self-aware,
you would've what?
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Been able to stop the wedding?
No, no. It's not like that.
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That's not what I--
Okay. See, I didn't
practice this part.
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Do you still
wanna get married?
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[ Stamps Foot ]
Ohh.
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- An, it's a very
complicated question.
- No. Actually, it's really not.
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It's kind of
an either/or deal.
Do you want to get married?
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Someday, yes. Very much.
When we're ready.
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I don't want you to
take this as a bad thing.
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It's good.
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I love you.
I love you so much.
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- I'm just trying
to be honest with you.
- Yes. Honesty now.
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Congratulations, Xander,
on being honest now.
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I wonder
what the medal will say.
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Clearly, I'm not
handling this well.
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00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:42,328
Well, duh!
All I want is for us
to be together.
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I love you. I wish we could
just go back to the way
things were before.
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And I wish
you were never born.
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I know this
is all coming out wrong.
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I wish you felt the pain
of a thousand searing pokers...
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boiling your heart
in its own juices.
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I know, honey.
I totally deserve that.
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00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:19,698
I-I wish you had tentacles
where your beady eyes should be.
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I-- I wish your intestines
were tied in knots and ripped
apart inside your lousy gut.
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- They are.
- Really?
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- Right now? Does it hurt?
- God, yes.
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It hurts so bad it's killin' me.
Anya, I love you.
I wanna make this work.
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Those are metaphor intestines.
You're not in any real pain.
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What's wrong with me?
No, honey.
It's not you. It's me.
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- Oh!
- An!
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A-An, wait!
Please!
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An!
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So there was no child support
in, like, 11 years.
Not a single check.
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00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,744
So now every time
he touches a piece of paper that
isn't a check for the child,
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paper cuts.
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00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:10,049
Oh, you know how I hate
to toot my own horn, but now
his hands are covered...
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in all these tiny
little bandages,
like a quilt.
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00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,423
You know,
made of bandages.
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00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,424
Hmm?
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00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:20,726
Okay. Do they not teach
listening skills
in the human world?
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00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:24,431
Sorry. I know.
I'm just distracted.
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00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:27,767
What, about this thing
with Xander? Don't worry.
You'll figure out a way to--
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00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:31,171
No. That's just it.
I've tried everything,
tried every curse I knew.
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00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:35,107
Nothing's worked.
Wait. Did you try
to curse him yourself?
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I am the wronged party here.
Of course I--
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You can't exact justice
against someone on behalf
of yourself, silly.
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- I mean, how long
you been away?
- I haven't been scorned...
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by a man in, like,
a thousand years.
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I never had to make a wish
for myself. There has to
be some way around that.
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Well, you could try...
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getting someone
to make the wish
for you, I suppose.
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00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:08,575
Uh, did we open a chain?
Are we the International House
of Something?
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00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:12,044
Nope. Got up early
and felt like a breakfast
kind of morning. Okay.
199
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:15,548
What kind of syrup
do you want on your pancakes?
Syrups have kinds?
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00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:19,485
Oh, also, you know,
I was thinking
after the mall yesterday.
201
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:24,456
Maybe we shouldn't go out
tonight. Maybe we could stay in
and-- ooh-- ow--
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- um, you know,
get a pizza or rent a movie?
- Um--
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00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:31,965
Also, I didn't know
if you had plans this weekend,
but I thought maybe we could--
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00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:36,503
Hey, Buffy, I'm gonna be okay
with the basement thing.
Really.
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You weren't you.
This isn't guilt.
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00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,842
I want us to spend time.
Okay. Good.
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00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:47,014
I love spending time--
But I'm
cramping your teenage style.
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No.
Yes, I am.
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I'm the embarrassing mom
who tries too hard.
When did this happen?
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No. You're not.
It's not that.
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It's just--
What if instead of
you hanging out with me,
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maybe I could hang out
with you.
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00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,933
Why don't I come
patrolling with you tonight?
Oh, and then...
214
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:10,702
maybe we could
invite over some strangers
and ask them to feed you candy.
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00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:14,006
Well, you guys went out
patrolling every night
when you were my age.
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00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:18,445
True. But technically,
you're one and a half.
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00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,880
See, I thought
a little levity might--
but, okay-- also no.
218
00:16:21,913 --> 00:16:24,150
I just--
I just think I could help.
219
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:28,355
I'm sure you could, but
it's a little more dangerous
than I had in mind.
220
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:32,792
But--
Dawn, I work very hard to
keep you away from that stuff.
221
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,861
I don't want you
around dangerous things
that can kill you.
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00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:39,899
Which would be a perfectly
reasonable argument
if my sister was chosen...
223
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:44,303
to protect the world
from tax audits, but, see,
my sister is you,
224
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:48,207
and dangerous things
that want to kill me
seem to find me.
225
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,543
But you don't need
to go looking for them.
226
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:55,115
Now eat up.
You're gonna be late
for school.
227
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,419
Okay, wait.
It was under her wig?
228
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:03,090
Well, it was this thing.
It just came out from
inside her head.
229
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:07,394
That's disgusting.
What did it look like?
Let's put it this way.
230
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:11,431
If I wasn't gay before--
God. And this was
after the invisible ray?
231
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:14,433
Yeah.
Okay. I'm gone
for a couple of months.
232
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:18,404
Ooh, did I tell you
about the demon eggs?
See, now I know...
233
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,606
you're just trying
to make me jealous.
234
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,609
What?
No rollicking adventures
in the dorm?
235
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,945
It's not the same.
It's not like living with
a house full of family...
236
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,348
or sharing a room
with someone you--
237
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:33,119
- Are friends with?
- Hi.
238
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,887
Oh, my God.
You're back.
239
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,957
We've been so worried.
Yeah.
240
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:41,794
Sorry. I--
I needed to, um,
you know.
241
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:45,932
I mean,
I couldn't stay here, not after
everything that happened.
242
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:50,603
- No, no, no.
We totally understand.
- But you're back now, right?
243
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:55,875
It's complicated.
You know, there's a lot
to deal with.
244
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:58,545
Well, if there's
anything we can do,
just let us--
245
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,880
Actually, um,
246
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,750
there's an eensy something
I could use a little help with.
247
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:10,789
You're lesbians, so the hating
of men will come in handy.
Let's talk about Xander.
248
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:14,426
- He feels awful.
- You think it's anywhere close
to what I feel?
249
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:18,230
No, but--
What if it were you, Dawn?
250
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:21,768
What if all
you dreamed about
was that magical day,
251
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:25,837
the day when the one person
you love with all your soul
would promise to cherish...
252
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,240
and protect your heart
for the rest of his life,
but instead,
253
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,609
he shatters it
into a million jagged pieces.
254
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,512
Well, it's not really
so much about hating the men.
255
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:38,684
We're more centered around
the girl-on-girl action.
256
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:42,020
And men really like
to watch that kind of stuff,
don't they?
257
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,156
Men like Xander.
258
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:47,594
I don't think
he could feel any worse.
259
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,529
Let's test that theory.
Anya,
Xander's my friend.
260
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:55,367
-I know what he did was wrong,
and if it happened to me, I'd--
-Wish his penis would explode?
261
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:58,171
I never
use that word anymore.
"Coagulate"?
262
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,373
W-I-S-H.
263
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:03,710
Oh. "Wish."
As in, "I wish Xander--"
Right. That word.
264
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:07,814
There is vengeance demons
out there that are still active,
remember?
265
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:12,384
Any "I wish" can totally
end in horrible grossness.
Give me a for instance.
266
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:16,556
- I don't really think I should.
- Did I mention the whole
"left at the altar" thing?
267
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:20,125
Didn't leave that out,
did I?
No. No.
268
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:24,864
Look. I know
what he did was wrong.
God, if it happened to me, I--
269
00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:29,836
It must have been torture.
Okay. Let's talk about torture.
270
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:33,573
So, tell me more about
wishing Xander's brains and guts
would go blooey.
271
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,476
I didn't say that.
Yes, you did.
I heard you.
272
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,877
I swear I didn't say that.
Didn't say what?
273
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:43,915
Um, I just saw you were back
and wanted to talk to you
about working off my debt.
274
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:47,586
You know,
my whole sticky fingers,
grabby hands thing.
275
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:51,657
Oh, right.
The mad thieving. Good. Yes.
There's much to do.
276
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,661
Gonna put you to work,
missy.
277
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,028
So back
to Xander's brains and guts.
278
00:19:57,063 --> 00:20:02,269
Squish, squish, squish.
Guys have been running roughshod
over you for years,
279
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,270
torturing that perky
little ticker.
280
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:08,441
-Aren't you sick of it?
Don't you wish guys like that--
-Whoa. Guys?
281
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:11,176
There've only been four--
uh, three-- three-- three guys.
282
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,112
I mean,
that's barely plural.
283
00:20:13,144 --> 00:20:17,450
Didn't each of them
rip your heart out?
Don't men like that--
284
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:21,019
as to pick an example-- Xander--
deserve to be punished?
285
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:25,525
Well, Xander is a guy,
so it's kind of not
the surprise...
286
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,960
that he likes
to watch girls.
287
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,797
- Why are we talking about this?
- We're comforting me.
288
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:35,968
Well, I guess it's natural
for guys to be interested in--
289
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:41,941
God, what kind of lesbians are
you? If you love men so much,
go love men!
290
00:20:41,973 --> 00:20:44,443
Anya, I know
you're hurting, but--
What?
291
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:48,548
Xander doesn't deserve to suffer
for what he did, 'cause he's
your friend and I'm not, right?
292
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:52,050
No. That's not
what I'm saying at all.
293
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:56,323
- What he did was wrong.
He knows that.
- It's just, it hurts.
294
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:59,326
He hurt me so much.
295
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:03,630
- He really did.
Look. I wish that--
- Anya?
296
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:11,170
Well, congratulations.
They all still love you,
even after what you did to me.
297
00:21:11,202 --> 00:21:14,006
- Anya, wait.
- [ Buffy ] Okay, okay.
Not crazy about that idea.
298
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:16,643
What?
I have to go after her.
Or, in the land of the sane,
299
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:19,010
you could give her some space,
let her cool down.
300
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,180
That's not proactive guy.
301
00:21:21,212 --> 00:21:25,151
That's "sit around and watch
the rest of your life
turn to crap" guy.
302
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:29,521
True, but at least crap guy
gets to keep all
of his appendages.
303
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:33,125
And I'm supposed to what?
Walk away?
304
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:37,997
Shouldn't be too hard.
It's what I'm good at, right?
305
00:21:38,029 --> 00:21:40,633
Okay. See? That's exactly
why a heart-to-heart
306
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,269
is probably not your best
course of action now.
307
00:21:43,301 --> 00:21:48,106
You're both angry and upset
and-- What the hell is that
creepy thing doing in my yard?
308
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,477
Did Willow put that there
when I was dead,
'cause if I'd have known,
309
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:53,045
I would've crawled
out of the grave sooner.
310
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,714
Buffy.
Oh, my God.
311
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,550
Looks like someone's
been keeping an eye
on all your ins and outs.
312
00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:02,388
What the who?
Well, now. Let's see.
313
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:07,326
Who's obsessed with Buffy? Who
likes to hang out in her yard
and keep an eye on her?
314
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,996
Who's in love with you
and not getting any?
315
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,567
What's this?
It's a camera.
316
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,336
Yeah. I got that part.
Why am I holding it?
317
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:21,907
Someone was using it
to spy on me. On my house.
318
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:26,077
Xander thinks it's you.
Oh, the great Xander
thinks so?
319
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:29,415
Shudder. Gasp.
It must be true.
320
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,919
Spike.
That ponce has always
had it for me.
321
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:35,855
Every chance he gets,
he sticks it to--
322
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:41,493
You believe him, don't you?
You think I was spying on you?
323
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:46,865
You think I could do that?
Because you don't lie or cheat
or steal or manipulate.
324
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:50,236
I don't hurt you.
325
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:58,611
I know.
No, you don't.
326
00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:03,450
I've tried
to make it clear to you,
but you won't see it.
327
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:07,118
Something happened to me,
328
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:10,122
the way I feel about you.
329
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:14,794
It's different. And no matter
how hard you try to convince
yourself it isn't,
330
00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:17,262
it's real.
331
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:20,098
I think it is.
332
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,670
For you.
333
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:32,979
I know that's not
what you wanna hear.
334
00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:37,282
I'm sorry. I really am,
335
00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:39,951
but, Spike,
you have to move on.
336
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:43,088
- Okay? You have to get over--
- Get out.
337
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:58,671
No. They're all,
"Oh, poor Xander.
338
00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:01,641
It took so much
out of him, all that
running away he did."
339
00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:03,976
I just don't understand
what's wrong
with these people.
340
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:07,179
Did you really think
they were the ones who
would help you?
341
00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:11,017
Well, but--
Do you want retribution,
Anyanka?
342
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:16,955
I want Xander good and cursed.
Then you know
what you have to do.
343
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:20,826
Get a wish from someone who
doesn't freaking love him.
Exactly.
344
00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:23,695
But my social circle
is a little limited here.
345
00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:27,599
What am I supposed to do,
just stumble upon someone
who doesn't give a fig's ass...
346
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:31,037
- if Xander gets hurt?
- [ Door Opening ]
347
00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:35,207
Hey. I need a thing.
348
00:24:43,414 --> 00:24:48,487
- So, what's your pleasure?
- Fresh out of pleasure.
That's why I'm here.
349
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,190
I need something.
Numbing spell maybe.
350
00:24:51,222 --> 00:24:53,358
Uh-huh. Hang on.
351
00:24:57,596 --> 00:25:01,032
Oh, my God.
Spike hates Xander.
352
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:05,538
Maybe I could get him
to wish-- Damn it.
If only he were a woman.
353
00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:08,575
Got it.
If I can somehow...
354
00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:12,077
get someone to wish
that Spike were a woman,
then I could go to him.
355
00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:15,314
Well, he'd be a her
by then, but then I could
go to her and--
356
00:25:15,346 --> 00:25:19,085
Anyanka, there's an easier way.
I know you have this whole
female power,
357
00:25:19,117 --> 00:25:21,319
take back the night thing,
and I think that's cute.
358
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:25,124
But I've been telling you
for decades, men need a little
vengeance now and then too.
359
00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:30,630
Oh.
Maybe this is a good chance
to try that out.
360
00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:35,867
Good luck with that.
Ta-ta.
361
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:42,709
Sorry to bust up
the little girls' night out.
362
00:25:42,741 --> 00:25:45,912
That's okay. I'm ready
to do some business.
363
00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:49,147
All right then. You
got something that'll
dull the ache a bit?
364
00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:53,019
Actually, yes. Um,
365
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:57,957
Giles left a couple
of supplies here that
I think just might help.
366
00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:01,794
Eases the hurt.
Makes the sun shine
a little brighter.
367
00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:05,096
Even makes boring people
seem more interesting.
368
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:09,335
Ah. Here.
369
00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:16,442
[ High Frequency Tone ]
370
00:26:16,474 --> 00:26:19,545
[ Sighs ] How's it coming?
Can you see who's getting
the camera signal?
371
00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:23,582
Should have something
once I get tapped into
the fiber-optic network.
372
00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:29,454
We're gonna use
the feedback relay to get their
signal routed into our system.
373
00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:33,125
Okay, if it's not Spike,
and I'm not saying
I believe him--
374
00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:36,762
But if it's not Spike,
I think we already know
who's behind this.
375
00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:38,897
Makes sense.
376
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:42,801
I want...
to find... these guys.
377
00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:02,054
Uncover.
378
00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:07,192
There. That's it.
That's where we have to go.
379
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:10,362
Well, now that we've found out
where we're supposed to go--
380
00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:12,230
- [ Yelling ]
- [ Yelling ]
381
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:20,940
[ Exhales ]
So then this girl says,
"Real for you."
382
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:24,042
Right. But
getting back to Xander--
383
00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:27,212
Xander. Let's not
waste any more breath
on that wanker.
384
00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:31,349
But he made a fool of me,
and nobody seems to care enough
to do anything.
385
00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:35,054
I care.
What he done to you?
386
00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:40,358
[ Scoffs ]
I've never stooped that low,
and I'm an evil, soulless thing,
387
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,560
according to some people.
388
00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:47,232
Shouldn't he pay?
Don't you wish he had to pay
in some horrible way?
389
00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:50,001
Absolutely.
390
00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:54,973
Take him on myself,
if it wasn't for
my little handicap.
391
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:58,644
Right. So,
hypothetically,
392
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:01,247
what do you wish
you could do to him?
393
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:05,917
You name it, pet.
You're the wronged party.
394
00:28:05,951 --> 00:28:09,121
Something... gruesome,
I'll bet.
395
00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:18,765
- [ Panting ]
- That's my blanket!
396
00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:21,267
It makes sense.
It was your fire.
397
00:28:21,299 --> 00:28:25,070
Hey, hey. I think
I've got something.
[ Computer Beeps ]
398
00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:27,940
The thing about it is
none of this was my idea.
399
00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:32,443
I didn't ask to be human.
Right. And I didn't ask for
this bloody chip in my head.
400
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:37,849
To tell you the truth,
all I wanted was to use him
and lose him.
401
00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:43,189
- I hadn't had a good tumble
in a thousand years.
- Me too. The using part.
402
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,624
I just wanted to know
what I was missing,
move on.
403
00:28:45,656 --> 00:28:48,527
Yeah. Then he was...
404
00:28:48,559 --> 00:28:52,364
all bumpy...
in the right places...
405
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,967
and nice to me.
406
00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:00,271
She was so raw.
I never felt anything
like it.
407
00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:04,609
Next thing you know,
I'm changing to please him.
408
00:29:04,643 --> 00:29:08,247
- I care if he cares!
- Right.
409
00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:13,484
And I'm off my guard.
Happy. Singing in the shower,
doing my sexy dance.
410
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:16,321
Exactly.
411
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:19,357
I have no dance.
Oh.
412
00:29:21,492 --> 00:29:25,730
- Talk to me, Wil.
- Technology's
pretty sophisticated.
413
00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:28,467
Lots of booby traps
and firewall stuff.
414
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:32,471
- But can you
get us a location?
- Well, hey, I'm still me.
415
00:29:32,503 --> 00:29:35,240
Just one-- Whoa.
416
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:38,176
- What?
- There are other cameras.
417
00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:43,348
Screw 'em.
To the rafters.
418
00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,351
[ Swallowing Hard ]
419
00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:48,420
I did everything
for that man.
Was it ever enough?
420
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:52,458
Never. I was always
going above and beyond.
421
00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:56,362
I saved the Scoobies
how many times, and I can't
stand the lot of you.
422
00:29:56,394 --> 00:30:01,933
Me either. I hate us.
Everybody's so nice. Nobody
says what's on their mind.
423
00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:06,238
You do. That's why you're
the only one of 'em I wouldn't
bite if I had the chance.
424
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,675
Oh. Really?
425
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:15,713
Absolutely. I have nothing
but respect for a woman
who's forthright.
426
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:19,885
Drusilla was
always straightforward. Didn't
have a single buggering clue...
427
00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:23,555
about what was going on
in front of her, but
she was straight about it.
428
00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:26,224
That was a virtue.
Oh.
429
00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:30,296
Xander didn't think so.
He thought I was rude.
430
00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:34,933
That's because
he's one of them.
Uptight. Repressed.
431
00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:39,404
You think?
Please.
432
00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:43,342
It's no wonder they
couldn't deal with the likes
of you and me, love.
433
00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:46,478
We should've been dead
hundreds of years ago.
434
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:50,182
And we're the only ones
who are really alive.
435
00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:52,617
Hmm.
436
00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:57,990
Oh, my God.
The Doublemeat Palace?
437
00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:02,728
The Bronze?
My classes on campus?
438
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,596
- Xander's site?
- What?
439
00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:11,002
[ Xander ] They've been spying
on all these places?
I can tell there are more feeds.
440
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:13,940
I'm just
having a harder time
pinpointing them.
441
00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:16,208
Here. Let me--
442
00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:22,048
Here.
443
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,650
Ladies last.
444
00:31:25,651 --> 00:31:27,920
Thank you.
445
00:31:27,953 --> 00:31:30,957
Take it quick,
or my chivalry'll
run out.
446
00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:36,162
No, thank you.
447
00:31:41,732 --> 00:31:45,570
It's just
the first time since--
448
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:51,477
It just feels good
to be with someone
who understands.
449
00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:54,113
Intimately.
450
00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:58,450
This whole time,
I've been coming on all...
451
00:31:58,483 --> 00:32:03,221
hell-bent and mad,
wanting his head,
you know?
452
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,290
Yeah.
453
00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:10,328
When really I...
can't sleep at night...
454
00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:16,167
thinking that it has
to be my fault somehow.
455
00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:22,607
Shh.
What if he's
just pretending?
456
00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:29,347
What if he never
wanted me the way
I wanted him?
457
00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:35,621
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no.
458
00:32:35,653 --> 00:32:37,823
Hey.
459
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:44,496
He would have to be more
than just the git he is,
Anya.
460
00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:47,633
He'd have to be deaf,
dumb and blind not to
want a woman like you.
461
00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:53,739
Then why?
462
00:32:56,208 --> 00:33:00,078
The two of them?
They're weak is all.
463
00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:06,352
[ Sniffs ]
I'll tell you what, though.
464
00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:10,355
They'll miss the water
now that the well's gone dry.
465
00:33:13,924 --> 00:33:17,262
Too hot to handle.
Mm.
466
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:20,865
Too hot.
467
00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:30,509
Um, just--
just one question.
468
00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:32,844
Hmm?
469
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:36,414
Can I see
your sexy dance?
470
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,885
I'll show you mine.
471
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:46,325
[ Gasping ]
472
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:51,396
Wait. Wait.
What are we doing?
473
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:54,732
Moving on.
474
00:34:01,073 --> 00:34:05,376
Here. I think there are
a couple more transmitters
on the network.
475
00:34:05,411 --> 00:34:10,815
I just-- Oh, I've almost
got a picture on 'em.
476
00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:15,286
Wait. You know
I'm only doing this because
I'm lonely and drunk,
477
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,922
and you smell really good.
478
00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:21,327
See? Forthright.
479
00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:24,862
[ Alarm Sounding ]
480
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,733
-Ah.
-[ Andrew ] They've tapped into
our feed. Something's wrong.
481
00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:30,402
[ Both Moaning ]
482
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:38,177
[ Bottles Crashing ]
483
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:48,786
I think I've
got the Magic Box. Whoa.
484
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:51,157
[ Warren ]
Shut it down.
Shut it all down.
485
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,592
I'm sorry.
I can't find the--
Here, dork face.
486
00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:56,695
- I'll get it myself.
- Guys, we have to--
Oh, holy crap.
487
00:34:58,028 --> 00:35:00,798
Oh, my God.
What is that? Porn?
488
00:35:00,831 --> 00:35:03,168
[ Jonathan ]
Oh, my God.
489
00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:05,271
Is that the cam
in the Magic Box?
490
00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:07,706
Oh, my God.
491
00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:11,108
What are they-- Oh.
492
00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:12,777
Is that--
Spike.
493
00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:15,947
He is so cool,
494
00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:18,949
and, I mean,
the girl's hot too.
495
00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:21,619
Dude.
496
00:35:29,695 --> 00:35:32,864
[ Willow ]
Wait, Xander. No.
497
00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:36,835
Oh, God.
498
00:35:38,068 --> 00:35:40,672
[ Door Opening ]
499
00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:45,344
Hey, guys.
What's up?
500
00:35:45,376 --> 00:35:48,146
[ Gasps ]
[ Willow ]
Ho, ho, ho.
501
00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:51,682
I-- What is she--
502
00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:02,360
Buffy?
503
00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:06,030
That's enough.
504
00:36:09,099 --> 00:36:11,836
Here.
Let me just--
505
00:36:11,869 --> 00:36:15,139
You know, we aren't
really sure what
we're seeing here.
506
00:36:15,172 --> 00:36:17,509
There could
be something--
507
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:21,213
[ Computer Beeps ]
There. Got it.
508
00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:24,282
[ Door Closes ]
Xander?
509
00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:53,778
So, this is it?
510
00:36:53,811 --> 00:36:57,949
This is the stuff
you've been protecting me
from?
511
00:36:57,983 --> 00:37:01,186
You and Spike?
512
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:05,391
And a lot of monsters.
Uh-huh.
513
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:08,827
But it's over. Spike.
514
00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:11,896
I wish you had told me.
515
00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:15,800
I kinda didn't wanna
admit it to myself.
516
00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:18,503
I get that.
517
00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:26,210
I know it must hurt
to feel like you have to hide,
518
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:29,246
to keep secrets
from everybody.
519
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:34,985
- [ Door Opens ]
- Buffy, Xander's gone.
He took your ax.
520
00:38:25,235 --> 00:38:28,706
Get up! Get up!
521
00:38:28,739 --> 00:38:32,344
You just gonna sit there,
do nothin'?
522
00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:34,679
That the kind of man
you are?
523
00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:37,682
I'm not gonna fight you.
The chip-- [ Grunts ]
524
00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:40,351
Too bad.
Xander, no.
525
00:38:40,385 --> 00:38:43,153
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
526
00:38:47,324 --> 00:38:50,795
Xander, I--
Don't even try
to deny it,
527
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:54,900
'cause we saw it all--
the whole beautiful show.
528
00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:58,202
How?
529
00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:02,507
It was just-- It--
It was just a thing.
530
00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:06,911
I f-- I felt bad,
and he was just there.
531
00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:11,916
- Didn't take long, did it?
- [ Xander ]
Oh, ho. Oh, okay.
532
00:39:11,949 --> 00:39:15,621
You had to do it
because he was there,
like Mount Everest.
533
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:21,592
Like I used to be.
And then you weren't.
534
00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:25,764
You left me, Xander,
at the altar. I don't
owe you anything!
535
00:39:25,797 --> 00:39:29,768
So you go out
and bang the first body
you can find, dead or alive?
536
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,704
Where do you get off
judging me?
537
00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:36,775
When this is your solution
to our problems.
538
00:39:36,807 --> 00:39:40,110
I hurt you,
and you get me back.
Very mature.
539
00:39:40,144 --> 00:39:43,914
No. The mature solution
is for you to spend
your whole life...
540
00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:47,052
telling stupid,
pointless jokes so that
no one will notice...
541
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:50,556
that you are just
a scared, insecure little boy.
542
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:56,427
I'm not joking now.
543
00:39:56,461 --> 00:39:59,130
You let that evil,
soulless thing touch you.
544
00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:04,268
You wanted me
to feel something?
Congratulations. It worked.
545
00:40:06,472 --> 00:40:10,976
I look at you,
and I feel sick,
546
00:40:12,409 --> 00:40:16,114
'cause you had sex
with that.
547
00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:22,920
- It was good enough for Buffy.
- Shut up and leave her
out of--
548
00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:27,858
Buffy?
549
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:31,161
Xander--
550
00:40:31,195 --> 00:40:35,166
I don't wanna know this.
I don't wanna know any
of this.
551
00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:56,655
[ Spike ]
Bloody Xander.
Buggered up everything.
552
00:40:56,688 --> 00:41:00,559
- You know, I wish--
- Don't.
553
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:06,864
* Who would sell their soul
for love *
554
00:41:09,501 --> 00:41:13,739
* Or waste one tear
on compromise *
555
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:19,677
* Should be easy enough
556
00:41:22,748 --> 00:41:27,152
* To know a heartache
in disguise *
557
00:41:32,389 --> 00:41:36,927
[ Tara ]
Things fall apart.
They fall apart so hard.
558
00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:40,231
Tara?
559
00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:45,235
You can't ever...
put 'em back the way
they were.
560
00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:50,175
- Are you okay?
- I'm sorry. It's just--
561
00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:56,114
[ Sighs ]
You know, it takes time.
562
00:41:57,447 --> 00:42:00,652
You can't just have coffee
and expect--
563
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:04,755
- I know.
- There's just so much
to work through.
564
00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:09,360
Trust has
to be built again
on both sides.
565
00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:13,731
You have to learn if--
if we're even the same people
we were--
566
00:42:13,764 --> 00:42:17,001
if you can fit
in each other's lives.
567
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:20,706
It's a long,
important process,
568
00:42:20,739 --> 00:42:25,275
and can we just
skip it?
569
00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:28,313
Can you just
be kissing me now?
570
00:42:29,748 --> 00:42:34,052
* There was not faith
in love *
571
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:40,659
* Still my heart held on
572
00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:47,097
* When we finally got love *
573
00:43:17,795 --> 00:43:19,864
Grr! Arrgh!
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