All language subtitles for Bad Impulse (2019)

Subtitles by explosiveskull

[tranquil music playing]

[man 1 on TV]
Every time I'm on your program.

You cannot boil such a complex social-economic
issue into such simplistic...

[man 2 on TV]
Of course, of course I can.

Just because you have a problem with
my belief system does not mean that...

No, no. [chuckles] I don't.

Does... does not mean
that these incidences

- were not a direct attack on American values...
- [girl 1] Mommy, no.

- ...and the things that make this country...
- Mommy, mommy please.

[woman 1] You never come to me.

[girl 1] Not that please.
No, no, no, no.

[woman 1] I hate you.
I wish you would just go away.

You quit on me.

You quit on our benefactor
and you quit on the family.

- [whimpering]
- [background TV chatting]

[sobbing]

[tense music playing]

[groaning]

[grunting]

- [smacks]
- [thud]

[tense music playing]

- [groaning]
- [grunting]

[gasping]

- [deep exhales]
- [thud]

[sniffs, grunts]

We are so... blessed.

[tense music playing]

[crashes]

[ominous music playing]

[somber music playing]

♪ Early this morning ♪

♪ When you knocked
Upon my door ♪

♪ Early this morning ♪

♪ When you knocked
Upon my door ♪

♪ And I said, hello Satan, ah ♪

♪ I believe it is time to go ♪

♪ Me and the devil ♪

♪ Walking side by side ♪

♪ Me and the devil ♪

♪ Walking side by side ♪

♪ And I'm gonna see my man ♪

♪ Until I get satisfied ♪

♪ See, see, you don't see why ♪

♪ And you would dog me 'round ♪

[woman 2] The shocking story of a gruesome
murder-suicide in the affluent suburb of Vista View,

where a wife and mother beat
her husband to death...

Is Maggie going to be okay if we go away?
Where is she going to eat?

She's going on a date.
Some people trust their children.

Now there's some high humor
right there, Chris.

[Christine]
Your time will come

when you meet the right guy
and we approve.

- [Henry] When you're 50.
- Good one, Dad.

Thirty seconds
that goes in your bag.

Mom, I got to cut
my reload time.

Yeah, boy strives
for perfection, Chris.

Someday I hope to be mediocre.

Ah, you keep trying,
you're almost there.

I mean, if you spent half the time you do
on that thing than on your schoolwork...

Mom, I get A's.
They don't give out pluses anymore.

[Angela] Exactly, one-tenth of
your giant nerd brain for school,

half for video games and the rest for
devising ways to peep at my friends.

[Mike] Yeah, like I want to peep
on your stupid friends.

One time Maggie and I
were changing...

- My God! You are such a liar.
- [Christine] You know, cut it out.

...still trying to determine which
half of this deadly couple...

Look at this.

No history of violence or abuse
and then all of a sudden, bam!

Murder-suicide.
It's unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

It's not so hard to imagine
stasis is an illusion.

Once we create something,
the world starts working to destroy it.

[Henry] And where did you
pick up that little nugget?

I'm just saying,
you can't fight it.

It's like physics.
It's a natural law.

- Uh, could I be excused? My, uh, battery's dying.
- Bowl in the sink.

I'm going, too. Trevor Hall just put
new rims on Haley, it's all over Insta.

We leave in an hour.

- Oh, well. Maybe Trevor will let me go in his car.
- Never!

Angela, do you hear me?
We leave in an hour.

[Angela] Okay, okay.

Is it too late to home school?

It was a joke.

I really should fix that
bathroom window...

with all these crazies
out there.

God! Do we not have enough problems
without you manufacturing new ones?

- What's that supposed to mean?
- [Christine] Nothing.

Did you even eat?
We've got to get packed.

No better than the animals
in the jungle.

[ominous music playing]

[birds chirping]

Sam, Sam, we're leaving.

[Mike] Come on.

[Christine] Can't believe you're
not coming. You're my buffer.

[Henry] I know but when Brandon
Reilly invites you to dinner.

Any idea what he wants?

Well, it's shaping up to be
one hell of a quarter.

I think this is how it starts,
partner track.

[Christine] Do you see my phone?

Hey, Angela's going to be
off to college in two years,

the boys are growing like weeds.

- I don't want you to miss any more of this.
- You're such a romantic.

Remember when I told you
when I proposed to you.

Yeah, you said
you didn't deserve me.

Yeah, I didn't.

I still don't and you're still the
best thing that ever happened to me.

You do. You deserve it all.
We do.

Give your old man hell.

Right. Uh, apologize to Diane
for me, will you?

[Christine] Oh, man! You're going to
be paying for this until Christmas.

[Henry] Look after the ladies
for me now.

Dad, for real?

You're the man of the house.

You drive safe.

- [Christine] Yeah. Bye.
- [Angela] Bye.

Bye. I love you.

[Christine] Yeah, we love you.

Is everyone belted?

- [Mike] Yes.
- [Christine] Yes.

[Henry] All right, seatbelt,
Sam.

[Christine] Belts on, guys,
we don't move till those belts go on.

[horn honks]

[birds chirping]

[Henry] Really?
No, I'm just doing my job.

Oh, in the office next to yours.
Yeah, I'd love that.

Of course, I'll have the office
next to yours, absolutely.

I'd love to call you Brandon.

[doorbell rings]

Mr. Sharpe, sorry to drop in
unannounced like this.

- What can I do for you?
- Well, I strongly feel I can help you.

Are you satisfied with your
current level of home security?

[laughs] I'm sorry.

Lou Branch, intruder management and protection,
cutting-edge security for the private sector.

You look to me like a man who is
very concerned about his family

and to me family is
absolutely everything.

Right. Well, Mr. Branch, listen,
I'm kind of in a hurry right now so...

- Call me Lou.
- All right. Okay, Lou.

- I'm kind of running late for a meeting here.
- An important meeting?

[Henry laughs]

- Dinner with the boss.
- Ah, the first of many I hope.

Appreciate your fat wallets and
clear skies right onto the horizon.

Hey, listen. I appreciate you stopping
by but I really have to get ready.

Mr. Sharpe, I can't look
at this moment and think

in some wake of avoidable tragedy that
you would look back with this with regret.

[inhales deeply]

I can maybe give you 10 minutes.

I only need 5.

[Henry] Okay, Lou,
lay it out for me.

Et voila!

The IMP 616, the flagship.

Your home encased in a dome
of protection

distinguishing between
your wanted guests

and the unwanted violators
of your sacred space.

It's a microchip.

Yes, inserted into a state-of-the-art
anklet coded to your DNA.

Numbered key cards screen the guests
and allow the guests you want.

- Okay.
- It's time to stand up for your family, Henry.

It is time to win the battle
of good over evil.

Lou, this is fascinating stuff and
you definitely have a way about you,

but, uh, I got to get a move on.
I'll run it past my wife.

I look forward
to our next meeting.

[tranquil music playing]

Oh, thank you for inviting me along
to dinner tonight, Mr. Reilly.

It's nothing.

You're a good man, Henry.
How long you been with the firm now?

- Going on 10 years now.
- Hmm. That's quite a run.

- Strange business, eh?
- Ah.

Oldest long con in American history, eh?
[chuckles]

It's gambling and what do we
say, only gambling...

It's only gambling if you
don't know you're going to win.

I fear I have broken that rule.

I'm sorry.

We have a client,
very particular, very demanding,

old money,
massively diversified.

We gambled with his account, good
planning, but we caught a bad break.

What's the damage?

40 million dollars.

Okay. Uh, well, Sir, first thing Monday
morning I'm going to break open the books.

I can fix it.

You already have, son.

- You are going to take the fall here.
- What?

The partnership can't be held
responsible.

It'll sink us,
but a junior member...

No, no, no, Mr. Reilly. Sir, no.
That would end my career.

I... I got... I have a family
to support.

We have prepared
a compensation package,

once you sign
the right documents.

You've already made the call.

Client was furious,

but the account is still ours if it's
all kept outside of the public eye.

No.
No, this is a goddamn ambush.

No! I'll go to the shareholders.

I'll go to the press.

This is fucking illegal!

You are not going to do
any such thing.

Watch me!

Sit down, son.

- Fuck you!
- Sit down.

[ominous music playing]

[sniffs]

Let me paint you a picture
of what comes next.

You ring the bell;
you sound the alarm.

How do you imagine we will be
forced to respond, huh?

This man making all these
wild claims, is troubled,

an alcoholic, gambled himself
into serious debt.

Perhaps these wild claims are part
of a botched blackmail attempt.

Perhaps, this man was caught
red-handed having an affair?

Calls into question the very morality of
his beloved family unit, wouldn't you say?

You're worried about
your career?

Take everything of value to you,
watch it disappear.

Am I making myself clear?

[ominous music playing]

Fuck!

[grunts]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[ominous music playing]

[tire screech]

[insects chirping]

- [keys jiggling]
- [door opens]

Stop! Stop!

[grunting]

I got money.
There's money in the house. Stop.

- [laughing]
- [grunting]

Please.

[grunting]

40 million dollars.

Good.

[monitor beeping]

The headaches are still laying
me out a couple of times a week.

The detectives
come up with anything?

Ah, break-in gone bad,
that's it.

- You still haven't told anyone.
- I can't, Pete.

You don't know these people.

I pursue this, Chris' career,
kids tormented at school, I...

[sighs] I'm supposed to
protect them.

I'm your doctor, Henry,
not your priest.

I don't need a priest, Pete.
I need a friend.

The good news is
there's no permanent damage.

It's looking good.

Give it time,
concussions are tricky.

With everything we know,
what's up here is still a mystery.

[upbeat music playing]

There's Trevor.

[Vince] Damn, son.

Vince is looking tight.

Seriously, I would redo sophomore
year for one night with Trevor Hall.

[indistinct chatter]

- Here you go, baby.
- Hey, wow. Thank you.

Sweet and spicy?

Just the way you like it.
You ever going to take me out?

Ah, listen. Uh, you're a babe, all right.
And you know it.

Come on,
we're getting out of here.

Oh, hey, Grace.
Hey, Charlotte.

Since when do you smoke?

A little while now.

Okay, because cancer is cool.

Don't put that fucking juju
on us.

Oh, hi by the way.
Catty bitches.

[Grace] Wow!

- Are we getting out of here?
- Hells, yes.

Really, have a lovely day.

Watch it, fuck nuts.

How'd you get on that
butthole's radar?

[scoffs] Like I had to do
anything.

Hey, Alice goes to Lansing now,
maybe you can transfer.

Start over?
I'm king of the school.

Clay, those trades won't close until
the 9th because it's London, right?

Yes, and I brought that up at
the end of Q2, but nobody was...

Mr. Sharpe on line two.

Oh, okay. Clay,
can you hold for a moment? Thanks.

Hey! What did he say?

I'm a medical mystery.

I don't like mysteries,
you headed home?

I have to see a couple of
headhunters first.

Well, maybe you should
take it easy, huh?

Those projections were spot-on.
Mm-hmm. You're brilliant.

Lunch is on me today.

Um, sweetie, I should run.

- [Henry] Love you.
- Yeah, you too.

[alarm beeps]

- [sighs]
- [car door closes]

[ominous music playing]

[exhales deeply]

[sighs]

[engine starting]

I love the retro thing
you've got going,

but if you want a boy like Trevor
Hall, you got to kick it up a notch.

My mom would kill me.

Tell me she's not still
dressing you.

Of course, not. Jeez! [chuckles]

[soft music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[Lucia] Hey, Miguel, Miguel,
Miguel. Listen to me.

I let you drag me to church
every week.

I even pretend to listen to his
eternal endless servants.

So, [Foreign language], okay?

Go easy on your sinful thoughts.

I just want you to listen.

I'm listening.

Ah! Oh, hey.

Tell the Sharpes 2 p.m.
on Wednesday. Okay?

Stay out of trouble.
Alright, [Foreign language].

- Always. Ciao.
- [laughs]

I've done all research,
this is cutting-edge technology.

Henry, this is Orwellian.

I mean this is like
Big Brother stuff.

Come on, don't be paranoid.

Can we even afford
something like this?

- [door opens]
- It's a dry spell. I'll find something.

- Hey.
- Oh, hey.

- Hey, you look nice.
- Oh, thank you.

- You have fun?
- It's good to be home.

- [chuckles]
- You need anything?

No, sweetie. I'm good. Thanks.

Okay. So, I'll just go
check on the kids.

You know, I'm focused on getting
you well and the job and...

I will look at the Yelp reviews.

Oh, thanks, Mom!

♪ Mercy me ♪

Hey, Angela!

[knocking]

Okay, I'm coming in.

- Hey!
- Doesn't anybody knock?

I'm rescuing your eardrums,
you crazy.

What is this, huh?

Any good finds?

Oh, your father's going to
ground you forever.

Unless he doesn't find out.

[chuckles]

Okay, you know what?

You pick this place up, chica.

I can't vacuum
if I can't find the floor.

[Angela] Thank you.
You're the best.

[upbeat music playing]

[videogame gun fires]

Ha, my boys, my boys,
my baby boys! [giggles]

How are you, huh?

How are you?
How are you, mi amor?

- What I miss, my baby boys?
- AFK.

Dad thinks we need a new security system.
Mom thinks dad needs therapy.

It's actually crazy.
Easy to pick a lock.

- Like you even tried.
- [scoffs]

- You tried?
- Yeah.

B-A-K.

Lucia, we're totally
killing this guy.

Heck, yeah, you are.

Okay. Let's go.

- Let's go. You got to brush your teeth.
- Come on, please.

[Lucia] No, no, no. Mama coming.
Mike, Mike.

Go to bed early tonight, okay?
I don't like your baggy eyes.

Copy that.

[serene music playing]

- Here you are, the Sharpe family. Welcome.
- Thank you.

If you could please
fill this out.

Some of the questions might seem irrelevant,
but I assure you they all have significance.

- Have a seat.
- All right.

- [Angela] You know, when Mr. Branson got robbed...
- [Henry] Yeah.

[Angela] He was knocked upside the head
with a DVD combo player, 10 stitches.

Did he exhibit
positive coping behaviors?

What's that?

That's a really bad joke,
sweetie.

Well, I just have to ask,
so I know someone did.

Isn't this a little extreme?

Yeah, like extremely awesome.

Okay, guys, look.

I know I've been a little bit
off lately

and I'm sorry that I haven't been as
present to you as I should have been,

but... this place is the best.

[Henry] And I really need this, yeah,
but I need us all on board more.

I need us to do this together
as a family.

So, what do you say?

Mr. and Mrs. Sharpe? I'm Helen.

We are ready to begin
the procedure.

Wait, what... what procedure?

Oh, it's just a term that we use
for implanting the IMP 616 device.

I know it sounds scary,
but it's really very simple and quick.

If you'll all just come with me,
we can get started.

[Helen] Our technology is
cutting edge,

here at our state-of-the-art
facility

and all the security systems that
we'll be installing in your home.

Our success rate is,
well, out of this world.

- Would you care to sit down?
- Why... why me?

Ladies first.

Um... okay.

[soft music playing]

Our transmitter and microchip
are atomically synchronized.

They communicate through the electrochemical
signal on the cellular level

to the master control units.

[Mike] So does this make us
like cyborgs now?

[Christine] Okay, you know what, sweetie, I don't
need to be any more nervous than I already am.

[Helen] It makes you safe.
Isn't that what you want?

Ow, ow!

The blood gives us a
tamper-proof DNA baseline.

No one else can wear
this anklet now.

Could I go next?

[locks]

Oh.

Okay.

[groans]

[camera shutter clicks]

[keys beeping]

All systems ready, Mr. Sharpe.

The master control.
Do the honors.

[camera shutter clicks]

[Lucia] That's right.

See it with your fingers.
Shut up.

Batman, villain, one of the
stoop [inaudible] girls.

[Henry] No, it's not.
I haven't seen it yet.

- [Mike] Yes, it is.
- [Henry] Tonight then?

[Mike] It's a stupid Gotham villain where he
was blinded and he sees through his fingers.

[tranquil music playing]

[Henry] Goodnight.

[door closes]

[sighs]

- Kids down?
- Yep.

- I will be back.
- Oh.

[sighs]

[electronic beeping]

[doorbell rings]

[dog barking]

[clears throat]

Well, Henry, it's a banner day
and we get to do it together.

No complaints, Lou.

You really delivered.

Well, we've bonded.

It's a united front
just like your marriage.

I've got a lot of years
in wedlock too,

but I would say they're all happy
but no one would believe me.

It's about finding the one
that you can trust

and then making sure
that she deserves your trust,

but my wife once in a while
takes the lead... [laughs]

Never outside
the nuptial bedroom, huh?

Uh, I hope I'm not overstepping
my bounds,

but there's none of the strange
going on here, right?

No, no, nothing at all.

[Lou] Did they ever catch
the assailants?

I look into my clients,
it's good business.

Oh, that was just, um...

I was the target of something.
I haven't told my family about it.

Well, it's a damn shame,
a good man like you.

But, Henry,
all accounts can be settled

if you have the will
to put a full commitment to it.

[glass cheers]

To your wonderful life.

[groaning]

[ominous music playing]

[screams]

[gasps] What happened? You okay?

[sighs]

- Jeez!
- Bad dream?

Yeah. Yeah.

[sighs]

[sighs]

[electronic beeping]

♪ Take me undercover, baby
Be my Latin lover ♪

[mouse clicking]

[buzzing]

[ominous music playing]

[buzzing]

[mouth words]

[bell ringing]

Damn, Mike.
Angela is looking hot today.

What? Shut up, asshole.

Dude, if I wasn't your best friend,
I would totally be all over that.

Okay, that is my sister
and seriously, man.

Oh, wait, dude.
Watch where you're going, douche.

Hey, not cool, Judah.

Oh, it's not...
it's not cool, Judah.

I don't agree, little buddy.

You know, why you have to be
such a jerk, huh?

Oh, so now I'm the jerk?

I don't think so, little shit, but if I
am, why don't you do something about it?

Please. Just come on,
let's do something.

Teach me a lesson.

Maybe instead of picking
on a freshman,

you could pick up a book unless you
want to go through junior year again.

Maybe you should mind
your own business.

He's my brother.
This is my business.

- Angela.
- Oh, yeah.

Maybe I'll put you on your back instead,
but you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Yo, what the fuck
did you just say, bro?

Trevor, what's up, man? We're just
messing around. We're joking, right?

Oh, it's hilarious.

Why don't you take a walk, man,
unless you want coach to hear about this?

See you around, little brother.

It's good to see you.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

- Okay, good.
- Umm, thanks.

[bell ringing]

I'm gonna go to class.

He doesn't talk much, does he?

Oh, no, Mike, we call him
the silent assassin.

Oh, clearly.

I'm sorry about that.

You know, Judah's always been
an asshole.

Oh, yeah, that's true.
But I really, I had it covered.

Oh, I'm sure you did,
but you're okay though, right?

Yeah, no. Totally. Tip top.

- I'll see you around, okay.
- Aha.

[mouth words]

[tranquil music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

♪ I'm not looking for anything
Today ♪

♪ But thank you very much ♪

♪ If you got something
You want to say ♪

♪ I'm listening like... ♪

Didn't find anything today?

♪ I've been thinking about... ♪

- Dude, they're following us.
- Yeah, so.

[whistles]

Split up.

Oh, hey, guys. Where you going?

[tense music playing]

You like embarrassing me kid,
huh? You think that's funny?

It's just I didn't do anything
to you. Just back off.

Yeah, should we back?

No. See, I don't think
I can do that.

[groaning]

Where's the game toy?

Oh, there's the game toy.

You know, I... I really think
that you're going to miss this.

Thanks for the workout,
shithead.

Pick yourself up.

Mike! Mike!

Mike! Oh, my God!

They got you good.

Just don't bother, it's trash.

We'll send it to Wrecker,
you know, he can fix anything.

It's broken.

No. Thank you.
The whole office thanks you.

[laughing]

You lift weights?

[Melanie] Just cardio, you know.
The new cross-fit place on 9th.

Well, that new routine
is working.

Whatever, Steve.
Thank you though.

Melanie, coffee, please.

Sure, Chris. No problem.

[ominous music playing]

[laughing]

- All right.
- Yeah.

We're out of non-dairy creamer,
so I used real milk. Is that okay?

Yeah. Yeah, that's fine.

[glass breaking]

[ominous music playing]

[somber music playing]

[screams]

[screaming]

Henry! Henry! Sweetie,
I think you're sleepwalking.

Girls, stop it.
Back to the kitchen, go.

I wouldn't mess with you, Mr. S.

Hey. Hey, sweetie.
I think it was a bad dream.

I've been having
terrible dreams.

I have not been sleeping well at all
ever since that we've put this...

- Please just stop talking.
- [door closes]

[girls giggling]

Babe, I'm not mad. I just can't help
you if you won't tell me what happened.

- I... I got in a fight that's all.
- [Angela] A fight?

- You got spanked.
- Angela!

What's the other guy
look like, buddy?

Really not helpful, Maggie.

Yeah, what's the other guy
look like, Mike?

Not like this.

Exactly, the weak get destroyed.
It's natural selection.

- But there were three...
- [Christine] Three?

Okay. I need names. The school
needs to know, so do these parents.

No, mom. No, please just...

Not a smart kid, Chris, no.
Nobody likes a tattletale.

Yeah, just move it over.
Make friends.

Better yet, make friends
with the football team.

- Can I be excused?
- No.

Yes, buddy, go.

[Angela]
We're going to go study.

Thanks, Mr. S, Mrs. S.

We're raising a man of action,
Chris, not a coward.

Is Mike in trouble?

No, sweetie.

Where did everybody go?

I need a mental health day.

So I found a job,
sales thing working from home.

Okay, sounds good.

I know what you're going to say,
one voice with the kids.

I know. I know, but Mike needs to
learn how to stand up for himself.

I mean, I... I don't want him
being taken advantage of like...

Henry, Henry, like what?
Those guys didn't come after you.

You came home at the wrong time.
It was lousy luck.

You're still seeing Pete
tomorrow?

Pete. Yeah, why?

I think you need to ask him if you're
having side effects to that medication.

[sighs] Fine.

[door closes]

♪ And I, where you wanna go ♪

♪ What you wanna see
What you wanna get ♪

♪ Your hands entombed into ♪

♪ We're not going down
Without a fight ♪

♪ Let's make this night
Amazing ♪

♪ And set our feet
Yes, blazing ♪

♪ Watch them burn ♪

♪ Oh, time to take our turn ♪

♪ Oh, we're young ♪

♪ And we're courageous ♪

♪ And nothing's going to
Break us ♪

♪ Bring your guns
We won't run ♪

♪ I'm not afraid of the... ♪

[upbeat music playing]

[giggling]

Oh, you want to try it?

Just don't wear a two piece
this summer.

[coughing]

And go dateless
my whole high school career?

There are other ways
to land a boy.

Oh, my God! You're such a whore.

You love it.

Have you ever wondered
what a crash would feel like?

No. Why?

You want to find out?

- [tire screech]
- [Angela] Oh, my God! Maggie! Would you stop this?

[giggles] You are so scared.

Oh, my God! Not true.

Well, you're afraid
of something.

The inevitable.

The slow accumulation of boredom
until it just becomes my life.

Okay.

Oh, my God!
Maggie, turn lights back on.

Oh, my gosh.
You're not bored anymore?

Oh, my God! What's wrong with you?
Turn them on.

- It's so dark I can't see a thing.
- Maggie!

[horn blaring]

Oops.

Oh, gosh.
We got to toughen you up.

Those college bitches
will have your vag for brunch.

[mouse clicks]

[sighs]

[tranquil music playing]

Damn that looks so good.

Take your time, no need to rush.

Just do your job, dude.

Yes, Ma'am.

Now, watch closely.
You never see my fingers leave my hand.

[machine whirring]

- [suspenseful music playing]
- [mouse clicks]

[machine whirring]

How's that?

[clattering]

- It's been business doing pleasure with you.
- Whatever.

Chris tells me
you're having bad dreams,

night sweats, you're sleepwalking,
irritable, drinking a lot.

Oh, come on, Doc.
I'm fine, never better.

- There's nothing to report.
- [Pete] You sure?

I'm only here 'cause Chris
put this on the books.

She's worried about you, Henry.
And so am I.

- [laughs]
- You want to tell me what's going on down there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The latest in-home security systems, okay.

This thing is next-gen
IoT level shit, right here.

I lock the door at night,
I sleep like a baby.

But you're not Henry,
that's the point.

Look, you want to build an underground
safe house, knock yourself out.

I'm assuming those things transmit
and receive a signal, right?

Sure.

Wi-Fi can mess with your
sleep patterns.

That's why you're not supposed
to put a router in your bedroom.

Do me a favor,
check with the manufacturers,

see if they have any data on signal strength
and any side effects it could cause.

- Will you do me that favor?
- Of course, sure.

I'm serious, Henry.

Whatever you say, Doc.

[door closes]

[clattering]

[ominous music playing]

I know you're there.

I can hear you.

[upbeat music playing]

Yes. Hey, it's Henry Sharpe here
from applied office...

[dial tone]

[knocking]

Sir, there's no need
to be so angry.

No, I... I do not know how you got on
this list. I'm just trying to do my job.

[alarm blaring]

- [Miguel] Hello, Mrs. Shape.
- [Christine] Oh, my God! Oh, the boys.

Oh, I think I need a key card.
Ugh.

Yes, no, there.

- Ooh, wow!
- So sorry.

- [laughing] I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.

- It's my fault.
- So intense.

- Yeah.
- Sorry.

We never gave Miguel a key card.

- Oh.
- You really hooked it up, Mr. Sharpe.

Yeah, yeah. It's all hooked up.

Uh, I'll get started
on the yard.

Sorry. [laughs]

[door closes]

What?

[ominous music playing]

All right! So, what if I shave
off another 10% on this deal?

Fantastic, yes. Okay.

All right. Thank you so much,
Mrs. Alberts.

No, no, no, no.
You have a great day.

[phone beeps]

Hey, hey, hump day, right?

Look, I can probably lock in that
discount, but it's got to be quantity, 80.

All right, then.
That's 80 laptops.

[classical music playing]

[woman 2] There, now that wasn't
bad, was it?

[woman 3] No, as a matter
of fact that was pretty simple.

[woman 2] You know, I don't know why
those two sneaks didn't do this themselves

instead of
throwing all that money away...

I'm... I'm going to go to bed.

[woman 3] Well, I don't know why
they didn't do it either,

but I don't know why
you're so mad at them.

Just finishing this.
I'll be up in a bit.

You were willing to have
them do it for free.

[woman 2] Well, that's different.
One's charity and one's friendship.

- Okay.
- [woman 3] Besides do you realize that

if they hadn't spent all that money on
Joel, they could have spent it on us?

[woman 2] You're right.
They are a couple of sneaks.

- [laughs]
- Oh, you read my mind.

[Lucia] Hmm, just doing my job.

- I love this.
- Oh, it's a classic.

[laughs]

You know, I'm not going to
eat this on my own.

[woman 3] Damn, turn it on.

Okay, I'm gonna help you.

Turn it on, man.

[woman 2] What you yelling
about?

[woman 3] Turn off the water,
we're leaving.

[woman 2] I can't turn it off. This handle
just broke off when I turned the pump on.

[upbeat music playing]

Find anything you like?

Not really my style.

Get back into the dressing room,
please.

- No way.
- Get back into the dressing room.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I... I have... I have
a medical condition.

- I really, I can't control it.
- You know how many excuses I've heard in my line of work?

My parents are expecting me
at home, so.

Mistake. I forgot.
I didn't mean to. An accident.

Seven billion people
in this world.

Same repetitive
insulting excuses.

So go on.

Wow me.

If my parents find out...
please.

[sighs]

Let's see if this was
worth stealing.

I'm sorry.

Good little angel is maybe
not so good anymore?

That shit tattoo.

Now you're skipping school
for a career in petty thefts?

[sighs]

Try them on for me
or I call the cops.

[sighs]

[door closes]

Mr. Sharpe, what a surprise.
We didn't expect to see you here.

I was wondering if you have some
more information on the IMP system.

What kind of information?

Ah, technical specs, I guess,
that kind of thing.

I'm having a bit of trouble sleeping and
my doctor thinks it could be the anklet,

maybe the Wi-Fi signal
or something.

I can assure you, Mr. Sharpe,
that the IMP 616 is a state of the art...

Of course, but do you have any
literature on the mechanics of the...

Oh, I'm sorry.
You didn't get a brochure.

Yeah, I got the brochure, but I'm looking for
something a little more comprehensive maybe.

That's the only information
that we have available.

The IMP 616 is patented, and a
highly guarded industry secret.

You can imagine how many people would
die to get their hands on our technology.

In the future, I would recommend calling
the office first for an appointment.

I did call.
Yeah, and nobody answered.

Have a nice day.

[knocking]

- Hey.
- Hey, did you speak to Barclays yet?

No, why?

The Trident Trade dispersion
closed yesterday.

Oh, shit, shit, shit.

- I totally missed that.
- Look, what if I fudge the dates?

People go to jail for that.

Only if they get caught.

I... I'd risk it.
I'd risk it for you.

[ominous music playing]

Oh, Liam.

Stop. Okay, stop.

Let me do this for you.

You want to do something for me,
find something for Henry.

I... I need him
back in the game.

I'm not sure that's appropriate.

Maybe the next kiss
wouldn't be such a surprise.

Oh, Christine.
What the fuck are you doing?

[insects chirping]

[ominous music playing]

[door closes]

- Hey.
- Hey. How was your day?

Uh, long.
I'm going to take a shower.

[Henry] Christine.

[chimes]

What's your rush?

Man, work was something else.

Yeah, maybe you should ease off?

What? [laughs]

Yeah. Cut your hours back.
Plan your exit strategy.

[laughing] Are you drunk?

The kids need you here, Chris.
I need you here. We need you present.

[Christine] Oh, you mean like
you used to be?

- No.
- What?

Hey, hey, hey.
This was all decided.

Why do we have to make this
all about me?

Come on, Henry.
Things change, right?

Things change, decisions are made,
now we just have to live with it.

Oh, what decisions?

Well, you made choices
and you didn't ask my opinion

and you didn't talk to me and
you didn't ask what I thought?

What? Like what? What? What?
What decisions are we talking about?

You could have taken
medical leave after the assault.

You could have done.
You could have talked to me

and you would have found out that
I'm not the person you married

and you're not the person
I married

and now I'm paying the mortgage and
you're selling office furniture.

Oh, and when did you become
such a bitch?

You know what, you don't get to
fucking talk to me like that.

[ominous music playing]

[Henry] So, if you're not the person
I married, who exactly are you?

[Christine] You know what,
you know exactly

- who the fuck I am is what I'm saying.
- [Henry] Really?

[Christine] I'm not having this
fight, Henry. I'm not doing this.

[Henry] No, you're not.
You're not having this fight.

I'm not having this fight because
you're the one who feels guilty

and I'm the one who's being made
to pay for it.

Henry, nobody took anything
from you, you gave it up.

I don't want to do that.

Henry?

Henry?

[door opens and closes]

[chimes, typing]

[chimes, beeping]

[classical music playing]

I found the mountain, Your Majesty!
I found it. It was like a mad mountain.

[cartoon] It... it was this big.
No, it was this big.

It was as big, as big,
as big... as... as...

[Lucia] Mr. Sharpe

[whirring]

[cartoon] When I get my men
group up, just look out.

But, Glory...

[ominous music playing]

Don't look down, gentlemen,
when it's on.

Oh, my God! I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

[Lyle] Oh, dude.

There they are.
Ready to run?

What in the world do you think
you're doing right now?

- I got a plan.
- Oh, great. We're for sure, dead.

Hey!

- What do you want?
- Protection and I'll pay you for it.

So, 50 bucks?

I could get more.
We got a deal?

- What a fucking loser?
- Judah. You're not going to...

We got a deal.

Protection.
Don't worry about it.

- Right?
- [man 3] Yeah, sure thing.

Dude, what just happened?

Where did you get that cash?

Savings, worth every penny.

Oh, my God!

You're like invincible now.
Who would've thought?

Some baller you are.
I'll catch you later.

Invincible?

[Dylan] My ass.
Let's make it last, all right?

- You ain't got to tell me twice.
- Yeah.

I got your pie, gorgeous.

Wow, thank you so much.

[whirring]

[ominous music playing]

- Hey, Trevor.
- Hey, what's up, Angela?

- Nice hair. I like it.
- Thanks.

Are you coming
to Maggie's party?

Yeah, of course.
I would never miss it.

Cool. So, can I have a slice?

Yeah, sure. There you go.

- I'll catch you later.
- [Trevor] Bye.

If you don't back the fuck off,
I will end your wannabe hippie life.

[laughs] Is that a joke?

All I have to do is
drain your brake fluid.

You're crazy!

And you're leaving. Next time send
another drop out wannabe loser.

So you... you gave the...
you gave the printer a good whack?

[Mrs. Anderson]
Yes, I tried everything.

- Mrs. Anderson.
- Yes.

Yeah, printers don't
fix themselves.

Okay. So, when will she be back
from maternity leave? Okay.

Why don't you get her to give me a
call when she pops, okay? Thanks.

So with advancements in science and technology
also comes a more increased threat.

Especially for losers.

[laughing]

[man 4] Good one, Judah.

Um, which... which may...
which makes the need for good security,

um, all the more important.

And profitable.

Okay, Judah. That's enough.

[mouth words]

[whirring]

- [ominous music playing]
- [mouse clicks]

[alarm blaring]

[beeps]

[phone ringing]

[beeps]

[beeps]

[beeps]

[Judah] Hey, wait. Wait.
Stop. Stop. Stop.

[beeping]

Mike. Mike.

- Mike!
- [Judah laughs]

I can't push the button.

[phone ringing]

[door closes]

[breaths deeply]
[grunts]

[sobbing]

[phone ringing]

[grunts]

[phone ringing]

Oh, fuck. Hello.

[whirring]

[sighs]

Hello, Mr. Apear.

Yeah, I just want to
let you know that

that deal I was gonna give you on the
office chairs, that's now off the table.

Mr. Chan, Henry Sharpe.

Wanted to let you know you have no
idea how to run a fucking office.

You think you can fix a printer
by banging on it?

Who are you? The Hand of God?

I tell you what, why don't you
lay down in the street

and wait to fucking die.

[phone clatters]

Oh, my God!

I'm sorry. I decided...

[sobbing]

Come on before someone calls
the guidance counselor.

[phone ringing]

[phone beeps]

Hey, Mr. Muhammad.

[Mr. Muhammad]
What's going on over there.

Yeah, numbers, Sir. I got to tell you
numbers are right up this week. Yeah.

She said you were
harassing the customers.

She said what? [scoffs]

No, it must have been
a bad connection.

No, Mr. Muhammad, I got a clean
record of every call that I...

You're fired.

[inhales deeply]
Fuck!

Melanie, you're fired.

[ominous music playing]

Got you! I got you.

[Henry] Who wants what?

You training for the
coronary Olympics?

No smart talk, Angela.

You're not my mom, Lucia.

Okay, Lucia. Thank you.
I have this.

Angela, you're already
in the doghouse

and you better tell me
what happened to that hand

or you're eating
double helpings of this.

- I'll have hers.
- Me too, me too.

That's the spirit boys.
Lucia, wine.

Halfsies for anybody ever 10.

What?

Oh, come on, Chris.
What's going to hurt?

My pride and joy, I can't tell you how
happy I am to have us all together.

Oh, a well-cooked steak
tastes like carbon.

Why... why would you cook
a steak like this?

Why would you cook
30 steaks like this?

Rare steak is a breeding ground
for disease.

I'm just looking after you,
Chris.

Oh, wow. Keep looking
because I'm not eating this.

I'll make you a new one, Mrs.
Sharpe. It'll take me a minute.

I paid good money
for that steak.

You're eating it or nobody eats.

Make me.

[utensils clattering]

[whirring]

No one's leaving this house.

[locks popping]

Nice going, Dad.

Mike, daddy's got a headache.
Why don't you boys take it upstairs?

[sighs]

[ominous music playing]

[Christine] Are you ready?

For an evening of tax incentives and derivatives,
couldn't think of anything better.

I'll get us out early.
I know you want to prep the week's leads.

Oh, I forgot to tell you.
I got fired.

[door opens]

Good evening.

Thank you.

- Celia, hi.
- [Celia] Oh, hi, Christine.

- How are you?
- Good.

- So glad you could join us.
- Thank you for having us.

- Do you remember my husband, Henry?
- Oh, I do. Welcome.

- Thank you.
- Have some champagne and a lovely time.

- Thank you.
- This one for you.

Thank you.

Ah.

I've been beckoned.

Hey!

[Christine]
Hey! Good to see you.

- Thank you.
- Good.

[indistinct chatter]

- Good evening, Sir.
- [Henry] Hey, champ.

She'll have a white wine and I'm looking
for something a little more high-test.

Commander knows what he wants
and how to ask for it.

They have a special bottle held back
for your host's discerning guests.

That's what I'm talking about.

Let's make that a double
and save on the ice.

[waiter] You got it.

All fixed up, Sir.

To us and those like us.

It's an interesting toast.

You've... you served, Sir?

[Henry] No, not in the
traditional sense, no.

But every day is a battle,
is it not?

A soldier without a war, perhaps,
it's time you join the fray.

Hate to miss out on all the fun.

[upbeat music playing]

Hey, bitch!

Oh, my God! You look so good.

Oh, my God! Thank you.
So do you.

I am so wasted.

Oh, my God! I want to be.
Can you get me a drink?

- Yes.
- I want to get trashed.

[upbeat music playing]

So, what are we drinking to?

Tears all that wishes well
and all the rest can go to hell.

Okay.

I'll protect this city
with my life.

Now I'm Bruce Wayne.

I would like to thank you for
joining my lovely wife Celia and I

for this wonderful celebration.

This has been a banner year
for Hillside Cabin.

We weathered the storm
like a crew of crusty seamen.

So... relax and enjoy.

[upbeat music playing]

I'm so sorry!

What the hell
are you doing here?

- It was Mike's idea, I swear.
- Mike, he's here, too?

He's the bag of bones,
over there in the corner.

How's the job hunt going, Henry?

Yeah, I'm trying on a
couple of things in sales.

Henry got fired.

My life is awash
with opportunities.

Well, I'd believe that with this
lovely woman by your side.

Oh, save the lines
for the girls, Liam.

That's not a line, Christine.

Christine asked me to
put my feelers out.

I spoke with Harry and, well,
there's interest there.

What do you say?
Ready to dive right back in?

Liam, if you want to fuck my wife it would
be more courtesy to ask my permission first.

- What? I feel like that's a valid request. [laughs]
- Okay, I think we should leave.

Oh, no. No, we haven't even had
the digestif.

- [Christine] Let's leave.
- Oh!

Hey, thanks, Celia.
That was a great spread.

- Save me a cup of the fucking flan, will you?
- Okay.

- Sorry. I think he's... he's not feeling well.
- Captain.

Thank you so much.

Maggie, too cool
for your own party?

[melancholy music playing]

[ominous music playing]

[singsong] Liquor store closes
in 15.

[Maggie] What the hell, Angela?
Wrong way.

What the hell was the point?

You couldn't stand the fact that I was
the one getting attention for a change?

God, I think
I'm going to be sick.

I would do anything for you and now you're
nothing but a dirty fucking antidote.

You're insane.
Fuck do you know?

I know how this ends.

- [tire screech]
- [car crashes]

How much more could you
fucking embarrass me?

I mean, we actually need my job,

- you know that, right?
- You offered me up like a sack of rice.

Come on, Liam had
the whole thing set up.

All you have to do is just
give him your details and...

There's no more jobs
in finance, okay? None.

- Not ever again.
- [phone vibrating]

[Christine] Why, Henry? Why not?

What... what... what are you
not telling me?

- Hello.
- [man 5] Hello, I'm calling from the hospital.

[siren blaring]

Mr. and Mrs. Sharpe, I'm Dr. Campbell.
Angela's in surgery.

What happened?

She's brought in with
a young lady, her passenger.

- Angela wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
- No, no. There's no way.

There's no way.

- We'll know more in a little while.
- Oh, my God.

[sniffles]

Oh, my poor baby.

[door closes]

[monitor beeping]

[P.A.] Dr. Flores dial 112,
please. Dr. Flores dial 112.

What did you do?

You had an accident, Maggie. You're okay.
They're... they've called your parents.

And Angela.

They don't know yet.
What happened?

I just wanted to
go to the store.

But... there's something wrong
with Angela.

- What do you mean?
- She tried doing it before and her hand was all cut up.

I didn't think that she...

Maggie, you've had an accident,
so you're not thinking clearly.

She did it on purpose,
Mrs. Sharpe.

She wants to kill herself
and she tried to kill me.

You shut your fucking mouth.

You hear me?

[door opens and closes]

Now, Angela made it through
surgery, but she's in a coma.

Chris. Christine!

I'm sorry, she's...
she's very upset.

[door closes]

[indistinct chatter]

I have to go.

[thunder rumbling]

[knocking]

Chris. What are you doing here?

You're okay? Chris?

Alrighty.

[door closes]

Go to bed.

Where's Angela?

[humming]

[sobbing]

Angela.

No.

[phone ringing]

- [clattering]
- [screams]

[panting]

[phone beeps]

[Lou] Henry, it's Lou.
Are you there?

She's dying.

Set yourself up
a tall drink, Henry.

I... did you hear me?

I hear you. There's nothing
wrong with my ears.

Set yourself up a tall drink.

There's nothing in the house.

Under the sink
behind the bleach.

Feeling better?

Now talk to me.

Are you with the missus?

No, she... she left me
at the hospital. She drove away.

[laughs] Boy, you have drawn
the short straw with that woman.

How she expects a hard-working man like
you to shoulder this burden all alone?

Beyond me.

No, no, no, no, no.
It's not her fault.

Oh, whose fault is it, Henry?
The man unknown?

This is the kind of action
that deserves stiff punishment.

I know what I would do, but if you feel someone
else is more deserving, go right ahead.

We're both cut from the same cloth, Henry.
We're men of action.

You have everything
right there in front of you.

There you go.

- [grunts]
- [gasps]

They destroyed me, but that wasn't
good enough for you, was it?

- Please, I don't know what you're talking about.
- No, well, you had your turn.

Now it's mine.
I want to talk numbers.

- Anything.
- Really? 40 million dollars.

40 million. You're insane.

[grunts]

I know you got it.
Brandon Reilly takes care of his clients.

- After all what's good for the company...
- Brandon Reilly?

No, I work for the SEC.

- I'm investigating him.
- Liar.

Daddy!

Oliver, stay where you are, son.

Please,
I'm telling you the truth.

[panting]
[coughing]

[somber music playing]

[ominous music playing]

[birds chirping]

[gasps]

[suspenseful music playing]

Get off me.

Ugh!

[grunting]

Dad, I'm going to...

[grunts]

[ominous music playing]

[car door opens and closes]

CEO.

Oh, that one almost hit the...
didn't even leave the driveway.

So you didn't get touched
last week, right?

Well, that's cause
I'm invincible.

What planet are you from?
Unreal?

Say, my money's real enough.

True that, CEO.

Here.

Oops.

[groans]

[Judah] Hurry, get in the car.

- [engine starting]
- [tire screech]

No, no, no, Lucia.
No, we can't do this.

Chris? Where is she, huh?

I'll always be here for you.

Listen. Listen to me...

I can give you the life you've
always wanted, the life you deserve.

I want it too, all of it.

Everything.

You're not my wife.
You never will be my wife.

[Foreign language].

No, no, no, Lucia.

[Foreign language].

- No, come here.
- [Foreign language].

- No, please.
- [Foreign language].

- No, stop.
- [Foreign language].

No!

[tense music playing]

Are you going to invite us in?

[sobbing, panting]

Who the fuck are you people?

- You aren't in your right mind.
- What did you do to us?

Let me help you.
We just gave you what you asked for.

Who are you? Your clients.

[Helen] We have an exclusive
clientele.

[woman 1] Which half of this
deadly couple... couple

Oh, my God!

Someone you know?

They murdered their own
daughter, daughter, daughter...

No, no. You fucking come near me
and I will cut her fucking throat.

Do you hear me?

That picture, you're going to
take that down and give it to me.

It's too late, Mrs. Sharpe. There's
nothing that you or your family can do.

You can't have us.

[Lou] Henry...

you've come a long way since the
first time I graced your door.

You're a fine man and as I have
seen, you're a great salesman.

Head of sales, profit participation,
salary, room to grow, all of it.

What do I have to do?

The question really is do you have
the courage to do what has to be done?

[monitor beeping]

[melancholy music playing]

[door opens and closes]

Henry, we need to talk.

Where'd you find that?

The murder-suicide, do you remember?
Look who's with them, Henry.

He's not human.

These anklets they are
doing something to us.

We got to take these
anklets off.

I know you'd try and destroy
this opportunity.

Why not quit on us?

Quit on the family.

Quit on our benefactor.

Benefactor? What are you talk....
we don't have...

And now it's too late.

No, it's not too late.

It's not too late.
Henry, it's not too late.

I love you. I love you.

You sleep with him?

Did you?

Oh, what a pair?

Disaster of a husband
and a fucking whore.

Okay. I'm taking the kids with
or without you.

I understand. Take Lucia, too.

She's in the office.

I'll get the boys ready.

[tense music playing]

Lucia.

Lucia.

[line ringing]

[phone chiming]

[Christine] Lucia.

[gasps]

[phone chiming]

[sobbing]

[line ringing]

[voicemail] Hola. Hola.
This is Lucia.

You know what to do
and I'll call you back.

Mike. Sam.

Sam.

Sam. Sam.

Mike. Mike.

Sam.

[gasps]

Angela's never coming home.
She's going to die in there.

[sobbing]
Henry, what did you do?

I want a divorce.

What did you do?

[door closes]

[beeps]

[locks popping]

[videogame] This is the time of
vengeance and no life is worth saving

and I will put in the grave
as many as I can.

It's time for me to kill
and it's time for me to die.

[tense music playing]

Dad.

[Henry] Hey, Sam. Come here.

Come here.

Where's mom?

Well, mom's not feeling
very well, pal.

Hey, how about you help me
pick out a winner?

What do you think?

Huh? Point to the one you like.

I can't see which one
you're pointing at, buddy.

Come over here.
Come and show me.

That's it. Come here, Sam.

Sam, come to daddy.

- Mom?
- Go to bed. Now!

[videogame playing]

[man 6] Your father needs you.

Mike.

[line ringing]

[voicemail] Hola. Hola.
This is Lucia. You know what to do.

[phone beeps]

Mike.

[doorbell rings]

Lucia.

Miguel. Miguel.

- Lucia.
- Miguel.

- Lucia.
- Miguel.

- What's going on in there?
- [Christine] Miguel.

- [grunts]
- Miguel.

He's crazy.

- What's going on in there, Lucia?
- Miguel. Miguel.

It's my first day, how about
a little bit of support?

Aha. [grunts]

[grunting]

[tense music playing]

Christine.
Sweetie, open the door.

- [Henry] Open the door, sweetie.
- Stay the fuck away from me.

[banging] Open the goddamn
motherfucking door.

[gasps]

[gasping]

- No!
- Shh, shh, shh. Shh!

- [choking]
- Okay. It's better this way. It's better.

[grunting]

Lucia! Lucia! Where are you?

[alarm blaring]

[beeps]

This is family business.

[panting]

This is not you, Henry.
I know this isn't you.

Oh!

[grunting]

[Sam] Mom.

Oh, baby. Baby, here.

Okay. I want you to take this
and go back to your room, okay?

You're going to take it and you're
just going to hide in your room.

- Okay.
- No, mom, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby.
It's going to be okay.

You take this and you just swing it at
anybody that comes that isn't me, okay?

You just be brave for a little
bit and I'll be right there.

Okay, you go. Go, go, go.
In your room, Sam. Go to your room.

[whirring]

[grunts]

[smacking]
[grunts]

[smacking]
[grunts]

[whirring]

I think you need a timeout.
You're ruining everything.

Okay. Mike, babe, you're not
well and your dad's not well.

We need to get you to a doctor.

He's not sick.
You're hurting him.

[Christine] I'm not hurting him and I know
what it looks like. I'm not hurting him.

You're just...
you're just a bully girl.

You're all just fucking bullies.
I'm try...

Put the bat down, baby.
Put the bat down.

It's my time.

- No, no, no!
- [Henry] No!

Ah!

- That's it, my good boy.
- [Christine] Come here. Come here.

It's not you.
It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

- I warned him about you.
- [gun cocks]

That's the problem with these
kids, too many variables.

- No!
- [gun fires]

[coughing]

I'm sorry.

- Henry. Henry.
- [Henry] Hey, it's okay.

It's over, right?

Mike, you got to go.

You're the man of the house.

Get them all out.

Get these boys. Go, go.

[tense music playing]

[engine starting]

[siren blaring]

[woman 3] For the murders of
Lucia Perez, Liam Christensen,

and a yet to be identified
John Doe

and for the brutal assaults of
Christine Sharpe and Miguel Perez,

we are asking our listeners to
please call the police hotline

if you have any information on
the whereabouts of Henry Sharpe

who remains missing and is
presumed armed and dangerous.

[Christmas carol playing]

Content?

You're in pretty deep
with the authorities,

but your family is snug as a bug
and will remain so on my honor.

All right,
time to make it official.

[ominous music playing]

You're the client.

Mr. Reilly brought you to my attention
with that stupid idea of a snow job.

He's a terrible liar.

Anyway, in my field of work,
you could call that a lucky break.

You sent people to hurt me.

Yeah, you needed a little push.

My associate who bled out
on your bedroom floor,

that was his specialty,
the push.

There's a whole world of souls out
there who need their own little push.

Why me?

Why... why you?

Because I like you.
You're true management material.

[ominous music playing]

[doorbell rings]

Well, hello, there.
What can I do for you?

Actually, Ma'am,
it's more what I can do for you.

Exactly how happy are you with your
current home security provider?

[ominous music playing]

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