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F through K. 14 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:39,208 Now, hmm, you're not the standard insecure nymph 15 00:00:39,209 --> 00:00:42,583 hunting for Faulkner you'll never finish. 16 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,793 Too sun-kissed for Stephen King. 17 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:46,520 Who will you buy? 18 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,520 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:47,521 --> 00:00:49,313 [GASPS] Sorry. 20 00:00:49,314 --> 00:00:51,482 You sound apologetic, 21 00:00:51,483 --> 00:00:54,151 like you're embarrassed to be a good girl. 22 00:00:54,152 --> 00:00:57,364 And you murmur your first word to me. 23 00:00:58,657 --> 00:01:00,449 Hello. 24 00:01:00,450 --> 00:01:02,159 Do you work here? 25 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,786 Guilty. 26 00:01:03,787 --> 00:01:05,079 Can I help you find something? 27 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,497 Paula Fox? 28 00:01:06,498 --> 00:01:07,873 That's a good choice. 29 00:01:07,874 --> 00:01:09,708 Hmm, I feel weirdly validated. 30 00:01:09,709 --> 00:01:11,043 [LAUGHS] 31 00:01:11,044 --> 00:01:12,170 Follow me. 32 00:01:15,924 --> 00:01:17,591 She's gonna be in here. 33 00:01:17,592 --> 00:01:19,218 Celebrity authors. 34 00:01:19,219 --> 00:01:20,886 I thought Fox was pretty obscure. 35 00:01:20,887 --> 00:01:24,223 She is Courtney Love's maternal grandmother. 36 00:01:24,224 --> 00:01:25,558 You're not expected to know that. 37 00:01:25,559 --> 00:01:27,309 Good, I didn't. 38 00:01:27,310 --> 00:01:29,061 Mr. Mooney wants anyone in here 39 00:01:29,062 --> 00:01:30,479 who's even tangentially famous. 40 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,897 He thinks it sells more books. 41 00:01:31,898 --> 00:01:33,774 That's sad... people buying books 42 00:01:33,775 --> 00:01:35,776 because of what's popular, not because they want to be 43 00:01:35,777 --> 00:01:38,988 moved or changed in some way. 44 00:01:38,989 --> 00:01:41,532 Yeah. It's an epidemic. 45 00:01:41,533 --> 00:01:42,700 Hmm. 46 00:01:42,701 --> 00:01:44,076 Yeah, you see this guy, 47 00:01:44,077 --> 00:01:46,120 here with the glasses, behind you? 48 00:01:46,121 --> 00:01:49,498 He just grabbed Dan Brown's latest on the way in. 49 00:01:49,499 --> 00:01:51,959 So he's gonna wander around for another, like, 50 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,961 five or ten minutes just to find something legitimate 51 00:01:53,962 --> 00:01:55,170 to buy with it. 52 00:01:55,171 --> 00:01:56,505 Oh, like the cereal guys buy 53 00:01:56,506 --> 00:01:57,881 when they're really there for condoms? 54 00:01:57,882 --> 00:01:59,258 Only makes it more conspicuous. 55 00:01:59,259 --> 00:02:00,968 Like, own your... 56 00:02:00,969 --> 00:02:03,597 If Dan Brown's your kink, then be out about it. 57 00:02:06,433 --> 00:02:08,017 At the end of the day, 58 00:02:08,018 --> 00:02:10,270 people really are disappointing, aren't they? 59 00:02:11,313 --> 00:02:13,606 Sometimes they surprise you. 60 00:02:13,607 --> 00:02:15,107 [SOFT MUSIC] 61 00:02:15,108 --> 00:02:17,109 Paula Fox, top shelf. Do you want me to... 62 00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:18,902 Oh, no, I got it. 63 00:02:18,903 --> 00:02:22,114 ♪ ♪ 64 00:02:22,115 --> 00:02:24,908 Oh, are you not wearing a bra? 65 00:02:24,909 --> 00:02:26,619 And you want me to notice. 66 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:28,454 If this was a movie, 67 00:02:28,455 --> 00:02:32,666 I'd grab you and we'd go at it right in the stacks. 68 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,097 Have you read her fiction? 69 00:02:34,098 --> 00:02:36,253 "Desperate Characters" is her... it's her best. 70 00:02:36,254 --> 00:02:37,921 Oh, that's what I keep hearing. 71 00:02:37,922 --> 00:02:39,254 You haven't read "Desperate Characters"? 72 00:02:39,255 --> 00:02:40,242 I know. I know. 73 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,134 I'm worried it's not gonna live up to the hype. 74 00:02:42,135 --> 00:02:43,969 I can safely say it is that good. 75 00:02:43,970 --> 00:02:45,471 That's a high endorsement. 76 00:02:45,472 --> 00:02:47,723 And from a bookstore clerk, nonetheless. 77 00:02:47,724 --> 00:02:49,433 Well, it's bookstore manager. 78 00:02:49,434 --> 00:02:51,603 Hello? Anyone working here? 79 00:02:52,604 --> 00:02:53,771 ... 80 00:02:53,772 --> 00:02:55,189 Oh. 81 00:02:55,190 --> 00:02:57,108 - Whoa. - [LAUGHS] 82 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:03,197 Do you mind? Uh, I'm in a hurry. 83 00:03:03,198 --> 00:03:05,032 He's just... he's gotta buy Salinger 84 00:03:05,033 --> 00:03:06,909 to feel respectable when all he really wants to do 85 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:09,286 is eat Cheetos and... it to iPorn 86 00:03:09,287 --> 00:03:13,582 before washing it all down with a Dan Brown chaser. 87 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:14,834 Have a nice day, sir. 88 00:03:19,005 --> 00:03:21,173 Okay, I'm going for it. 89 00:03:21,174 --> 00:03:22,675 Good, you won't regret it. 90 00:03:22,676 --> 00:03:23,842 Better not. 91 00:03:23,843 --> 00:03:25,678 Paula Fox, nice. 92 00:03:25,679 --> 00:03:27,346 You know, she was, uh, Courtney Love's 93 00:03:27,347 --> 00:03:28,514 maternal grandmother. 94 00:03:28,515 --> 00:03:29,766 That's why I'm buying it. 95 00:03:32,811 --> 00:03:35,062 You have enough cash to cover this, 96 00:03:35,063 --> 00:03:36,939 but you want me to know your name. 97 00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:38,357 Guinevere? 98 00:03:38,358 --> 00:03:39,858 Yeah, my parents were... 99 00:03:39,859 --> 00:03:41,610 with the whole naming thing. 100 00:03:41,611 --> 00:03:44,165 But everyone just calls me Beck. 101 00:03:44,989 --> 00:03:47,366 And you're Joe? 102 00:03:47,367 --> 00:03:48,753 Goldberg. 103 00:03:49,452 --> 00:03:51,370 Everyone calls me Joe. 104 00:03:51,371 --> 00:03:52,996 [LAUGHS] 105 00:03:52,997 --> 00:03:55,582 ♪ ♪ 106 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,376 Aren't you gonna tell me to have a nice day? 107 00:03:57,377 --> 00:03:59,420 You have a nice day, Beck. 108 00:03:59,421 --> 00:04:01,255 You have one yourself, Joe. 109 00:04:01,256 --> 00:04:05,134 ♪ ♪ 110 00:04:05,135 --> 00:04:08,303 You smiled, laughed at my jokes, 111 00:04:08,304 --> 00:04:12,224 told me your name, asked for mine. 112 00:04:12,225 --> 00:04:14,101 She write her number on there? 113 00:04:14,102 --> 00:04:16,145 She was on you hard. 114 00:04:16,146 --> 00:04:18,021 No, she was just being nice. 115 00:04:18,022 --> 00:04:19,898 I'd be Googling the hell out of her right now. 116 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:21,275 You know her full name. 117 00:04:21,276 --> 00:04:23,235 That's pretty aggressive, Ethan. 118 00:04:23,236 --> 00:04:24,653 What do I tell you? 119 00:04:24,654 --> 00:04:27,407 Always be closing that... 120 00:04:28,825 --> 00:04:30,200 - If you need me... - If you need me... 121 00:04:30,201 --> 00:04:31,243 BOTH: I'll be in cookbooks 122 00:04:31,244 --> 00:04:32,578 but for work, not for fun. 123 00:04:32,579 --> 00:04:34,288 I swear. 124 00:04:34,289 --> 00:04:36,123 At the end of the day, 125 00:04:36,124 --> 00:04:38,250 people are really just disappointing, aren't they? 126 00:04:38,251 --> 00:04:41,253 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 127 00:04:41,254 --> 00:04:44,673 ♪ ♪ 128 00:04:44,674 --> 00:04:46,592 But are you, Beck? 129 00:04:46,593 --> 00:04:47,968 Are you? 130 00:04:47,969 --> 00:04:55,018 ♪ ♪ 131 00:05:02,046 --> 00:05:03,776 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO] 132 00:05:03,777 --> 00:05:05,986 ♪ ♪ 133 00:05:05,987 --> 00:05:09,031 Yes, people find "the one." 134 00:05:09,032 --> 00:05:12,493 I believe that. I try to stay open. 135 00:05:12,494 --> 00:05:13,994 I was in love once. 136 00:05:13,995 --> 00:05:15,954 She broke my heart, Beck. 137 00:05:15,955 --> 00:05:18,832 Oh, she really did a number on me. 138 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:20,667 I should have seen the signs. 139 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:23,796 But we never do when we're in love. 140 00:05:23,797 --> 00:05:25,839 EXHIBIT A: Claudia and Ron. 141 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:27,633 Went out for a couple of drinks. 142 00:05:27,634 --> 00:05:29,510 - Get off my back, Claudia. - [YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 143 00:05:29,511 --> 00:05:32,012 Claudia's a nurse. Single parent. 144 00:05:32,013 --> 00:05:33,722 - It's every night! - It's not every night! 145 00:05:33,723 --> 00:05:35,432 You think she knew Ron was a... 146 00:05:35,433 --> 00:05:37,142 when she fell in love? 147 00:05:37,143 --> 00:05:39,353 No, she thought he was a prince. 148 00:05:39,354 --> 00:05:40,771 Hey, Paco. 149 00:05:40,772 --> 00:05:42,606 What's up, Joe? 150 00:05:42,607 --> 00:05:45,317 And now hers is not the only life she ruined. 151 00:05:45,318 --> 00:05:49,196 Leave me alone! I don't wanna talk to you! 152 00:05:49,197 --> 00:05:50,572 Is everything cool in there? 153 00:05:50,573 --> 00:05:53,367 Yeah, Mom and Ron are just talking. 154 00:05:53,368 --> 00:05:54,993 No, man, this isn't your house... 155 00:05:54,994 --> 00:05:57,674 Wow, you are burning through that book, aren't you? 156 00:05:58,164 --> 00:05:59,540 Reads quick. 157 00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:00,999 It's good. 158 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,084 Well, let me know when you finish. 159 00:06:02,085 --> 00:06:03,836 I'll... I'll get you another one. 160 00:06:03,837 --> 00:06:07,100 All right, well, I don't care about that! 161 00:06:08,007 --> 00:06:09,174 Are you hungry? 162 00:06:09,175 --> 00:06:10,843 [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 163 00:06:10,844 --> 00:06:12,511 'Cause, you know, I just got this meatball sub, 164 00:06:12,512 --> 00:06:14,847 but I remembered I have Thai from last night. 165 00:06:14,848 --> 00:06:16,557 [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 166 00:06:16,558 --> 00:06:18,892 No, my mom will just make me something later. 167 00:06:18,893 --> 00:06:20,477 It's a shame. This won't keep. 168 00:06:20,478 --> 00:06:21,864 It's getting tossed. 169 00:06:22,564 --> 00:06:23,950 You sure, Joe? 170 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:27,861 All for one and one for all. 171 00:06:41,175 --> 00:06:45,879 The point, Beck: love is tricky. 172 00:06:47,213 --> 00:06:50,215 ♪ Shiny, shiny ♪ 173 00:06:50,216 --> 00:06:55,262 ♪ Shiny boots of leather ♪ 174 00:06:55,263 --> 00:07:01,268 ♪ Whiplash girl child in the dark ♪ 175 00:07:01,269 --> 00:07:04,938 ♪ ♪ 176 00:07:04,939 --> 00:07:07,399 A guy needs to protect himself. 177 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,068 I had to be sure you're safe. 178 00:07:10,069 --> 00:07:13,071 And your name was a glorious place to start. 179 00:07:13,072 --> 00:07:15,460 Not a lot of Guinevere Becks. 180 00:07:15,992 --> 00:07:17,409 And there you were. 181 00:07:17,410 --> 00:07:19,161 Every account set to public. 182 00:07:19,162 --> 00:07:21,413 You want to be seen... 183 00:07:21,414 --> 00:07:23,707 heard, known. 184 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:26,512 Of course, I obliged. 185 00:07:27,128 --> 00:07:30,464 Born and raised, Nantucket Island. 186 00:07:30,465 --> 00:07:33,342 A brother, Clyde, and sister, Anya. 187 00:07:33,343 --> 00:07:36,511 Your parents really were ...about the names. 188 00:07:36,512 --> 00:07:38,972 Your folks split when you were 12. 189 00:07:38,973 --> 00:07:41,069 Your dad dropped out of the picture. 190 00:07:41,643 --> 00:07:43,852 Went to Brown, where you majored in lit, cool. 191 00:07:43,853 --> 00:07:46,146 And minored in ..., mm. 192 00:07:46,147 --> 00:07:48,440 And then on to NYC to conquer an MFA 193 00:07:48,441 --> 00:07:50,108 and make your mark, presumably. 194 00:07:50,109 --> 00:07:52,277 Now, you still write. Barely. 195 00:07:52,278 --> 00:07:53,820 Too busy living out moments you won't remember 196 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,489 five years from now. 197 00:07:55,490 --> 00:07:57,783 I know this because you post about this life 198 00:07:57,784 --> 00:07:59,451 all the... time. 199 00:07:59,452 --> 00:08:01,787 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 200 00:08:01,788 --> 00:08:03,747 Candidly, it's the least appealing thing 201 00:08:03,748 --> 00:08:05,457 about you, Beck. 202 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:08,543 You posted this hours after our encounter. 203 00:08:08,544 --> 00:08:10,295 I was concerned. 204 00:08:10,296 --> 00:08:12,130 You didn't mention that cute guy in the bookstore. 205 00:08:12,131 --> 00:08:14,883 And then I realized, your online life isn't real. 206 00:08:14,884 --> 00:08:16,802 It's a... it's a collage. 207 00:08:16,803 --> 00:08:18,345 You paste this Beck up... 208 00:08:18,346 --> 00:08:20,764 this, uh, together, lovable, cute, 209 00:08:20,765 --> 00:08:22,557 bendy little creature. 210 00:08:22,558 --> 00:08:24,393 If anything, the fact that you didn't share me 211 00:08:24,394 --> 00:08:27,396 with your followers only confirms we really connected. 212 00:08:27,397 --> 00:08:29,731 The next thing our little friend the Internet gave me 213 00:08:29,732 --> 00:08:31,316 was your address. 214 00:08:31,317 --> 00:08:34,821 ♪ ♪ 215 00:08:36,447 --> 00:08:38,824 There it is, with its big, 216 00:08:38,825 --> 00:08:40,742 naked windows. 217 00:08:40,743 --> 00:08:42,327 It's nice... too nice. 218 00:08:42,328 --> 00:08:45,038 I'm thinking subsidized school housing. 219 00:08:45,039 --> 00:08:47,874 Jesus, it's like you've never seen a horror movie 220 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,584 or the news. 221 00:08:49,585 --> 00:08:52,864 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC] 222 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:53,880 [BEEP] 223 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:57,134 ♪ ♪ 224 00:08:57,135 --> 00:08:59,678 But you want people to watch, don't you? 225 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:01,471 You know, I plan on asking you about this quality 226 00:09:01,472 --> 00:09:03,181 when we get to know each other better. 227 00:09:03,182 --> 00:09:04,623 A PROPOSAL: 228 00:09:04,624 --> 00:09:06,518 why don't we spend the day together tomorrow, 229 00:09:06,519 --> 00:09:07,923 just you and me? 230 00:09:07,924 --> 00:09:09,938 To everyone out there chasing their dreams, 231 00:09:09,939 --> 00:09:10,939 don't give up. 232 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:12,190 And in the meantime, 233 00:09:12,191 --> 00:09:14,120 Mac N Cheese! 234 00:09:14,819 --> 00:09:15,902 It's cute. 235 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:18,030 Not deep, but cute. 236 00:09:18,031 --> 00:09:20,032 Is there more to you? 237 00:09:20,033 --> 00:09:21,533 Let's find out. 238 00:09:21,534 --> 00:09:25,579 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 239 00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:29,416 ♪ You're mine ♪ 240 00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:32,210 ♪ And we belong together ♪ 241 00:09:32,211 --> 00:09:33,962 Our day starts at the... crack of dawn. 242 00:09:33,963 --> 00:09:35,797 I know from your posted schedule that you teach 243 00:09:35,798 --> 00:09:38,550 A 6:30 class called Get Up N Flow. 244 00:09:38,551 --> 00:09:41,219 You caress the sweaty backs of bulimic, 245 00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:43,305 dead-eyed Real Mommies of Soho... 246 00:09:43,306 --> 00:09:45,766 I am loving your form today, Tasha. 247 00:09:45,767 --> 00:09:48,185 Offering smiles and lies of encouragement. 248 00:09:48,186 --> 00:09:49,978 ♪ ♪ 249 00:09:49,979 --> 00:09:53,106 By 10:00, you're at campus to TA a romantics class 250 00:09:53,107 --> 00:09:55,233 and play Vanna White to some shirt. 251 00:09:55,234 --> 00:09:56,943 Good morning, Professor Leahy. 252 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,820 I told you, it's Paul. 253 00:09:58,821 --> 00:10:00,489 Are you ready for class? 254 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:02,449 Professor Obvious wants to... you. 255 00:10:02,450 --> 00:10:04,076 But you're smart. 256 00:10:04,077 --> 00:10:05,994 You... you let him think one day, he might. 257 00:10:05,995 --> 00:10:07,412 And what's the harm in that, right? 258 00:10:07,413 --> 00:10:09,164 ♪ Together ♪ 259 00:10:09,165 --> 00:10:11,958 After class, you head to your favorite cafe 260 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,628 to write for the first time all day. 261 00:10:14,629 --> 00:10:17,099 - [CELL PHONE BUZZES] - But your life doesn't cooperate. 262 00:10:18,466 --> 00:10:20,717 Your wealthy girlfriends have just now woken up 263 00:10:20,718 --> 00:10:23,053 and have nothing better to do than plan their next 264 00:10:23,054 --> 00:10:25,514 pointless yet Instagrammable night. 265 00:10:25,515 --> 00:10:27,390 Can we get real for a second? 266 00:10:27,391 --> 00:10:28,850 You have questionable taste in friends, Beck... 267 00:10:28,851 --> 00:10:32,354 ♪ You've been holding back ♪ 268 00:10:32,355 --> 00:10:34,981 ♪ For a lifetime ♪ 269 00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,942 - Cheers! - Cheers! 270 00:10:36,943 --> 00:10:39,945 Oh, yes, happy birthday! 271 00:10:39,946 --> 00:10:41,446 [LAUGHTER] 272 00:10:41,447 --> 00:10:43,949 And expensive taste in lives. 273 00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:45,795 - Ready? - Thank you. 274 00:10:47,453 --> 00:10:49,246 [GASPS] - Do you like it? 275 00:10:49,247 --> 00:10:50,831 No, I hate it. 276 00:10:50,832 --> 00:10:52,541 Of course I love it! 277 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:54,084 Jason didn't even get her something that nice, 278 00:10:54,085 --> 00:10:56,002 and Annika finally let him do... 279 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,630 [LAUGHTER] 280 00:10:58,631 --> 00:10:59,965 Please. 281 00:10:59,966 --> 00:11:01,174 Open my gift next and tell me 282 00:11:01,175 --> 00:11:02,676 how much you hate me then, lady. 283 00:11:02,677 --> 00:11:06,138 ♪ I'm not going to let you go ♪ 284 00:11:06,139 --> 00:11:08,014 [GASPS] 285 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,432 A butterfly? 286 00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:10,725 It's my spirit animal for the year. 287 00:11:10,726 --> 00:11:12,310 You remembered? 288 00:11:12,311 --> 00:11:13,937 Only 'cause you wouldn't shut up about it. 289 00:11:13,938 --> 00:11:16,356 You want so badly to be one of them. 290 00:11:16,357 --> 00:11:18,024 - Happy birthday. - You guys are so beautiful. 291 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,401 They've got nothing to do after this, 292 00:11:19,402 --> 00:11:20,861 so yeah, they'll party till 5:00 293 00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:22,654 and scrape it together tomorrow. 294 00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:24,948 But you can't. You have to work for a living. 295 00:11:24,949 --> 00:11:27,367 A McQueen, Beck? 296 00:11:27,368 --> 00:11:28,577 How much was it? 297 00:11:28,578 --> 00:11:30,162 [CHUCKLES] It was on clearance. 298 00:11:30,163 --> 00:11:31,955 They haven't put a McQueen scarf on clearance 299 00:11:31,956 --> 00:11:33,999 since he hung himself in 2010. 300 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,001 It'd be too much even if she did deserve it, 301 00:11:36,002 --> 00:11:37,919 which she does not. 302 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,213 Hmm, not all your friends are dumb. 303 00:11:40,214 --> 00:11:41,756 You always do this. 304 00:11:41,757 --> 00:11:44,426 You make, like, a big gesture that you can't afford 305 00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:47,053 because, I'm sorry, you're too nice. 306 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,221 It's no big deal. 307 00:11:48,222 --> 00:11:50,776 I had, um, a gift card. 308 00:11:51,517 --> 00:11:52,977 How broke are you? 309 00:11:55,021 --> 00:11:56,730 Just tell me what's up. 310 00:11:56,731 --> 00:11:59,024 Actually sounds like she cares. 311 00:11:59,025 --> 00:12:00,692 Look, I appreciate... 312 00:12:00,693 --> 00:12:03,153 Why don't you just let me loan you some cash, okay? 313 00:12:03,154 --> 00:12:04,905 I keep telling you it's nothing. 314 00:12:04,906 --> 00:12:06,531 Also sounds condescending. 315 00:12:06,532 --> 00:12:08,544 You know I'd do anything for you. 316 00:12:09,535 --> 00:12:11,297 Don't forget that. 317 00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:14,372 Sure you can't come out with us? 318 00:12:14,373 --> 00:12:15,540 I gotta write. 319 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:17,417 Virtuous. Catch you later. 320 00:12:17,418 --> 00:12:19,878 ♪ There is nothing in this world ♪ 321 00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:22,380 ♪ That can keep me from loving you ♪ 322 00:12:22,381 --> 00:12:24,966 Is that the best friend you've got? 323 00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:28,553 If so, Beck, you really are alone. 324 00:12:28,554 --> 00:12:32,850 ♪ I'm gonna break down your walls ♪ 325 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,565 Your social media's a liar. 326 00:12:40,566 --> 00:12:44,277 It says you're a happy-go-lucky dilettante. 327 00:12:44,278 --> 00:12:47,822 But underneath it all, you seem like 328 00:12:47,823 --> 00:12:49,407 the genuine article. 329 00:12:49,408 --> 00:12:50,909 Stretched ADD thin, sure, 330 00:12:50,910 --> 00:12:52,452 but as soon as the door closes, 331 00:12:52,453 --> 00:12:54,079 you're back at the keyboard, 332 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,248 trying to write. 333 00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:59,501 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 334 00:12:59,502 --> 00:13:03,964 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 335 00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:05,590 [SIGHS] 336 00:13:05,591 --> 00:13:12,598 ♪ ♪ 337 00:13:15,017 --> 00:13:16,434 Thanks. 338 00:13:16,435 --> 00:13:19,354 ♪ ♪ 339 00:13:19,355 --> 00:13:20,772 Keep the change, man. 340 00:13:20,773 --> 00:13:24,067 ♪ ♪ 341 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:26,152 Hey, let me up. 342 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:30,251 Uh, Beck, who the... is this? 343 00:13:34,745 --> 00:13:38,915 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 344 00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:40,667 My best friend walked in on you getting your dick sucked 345 00:13:40,668 --> 00:13:42,460 by some random woman in a bathroom 346 00:13:42,461 --> 00:13:44,963 at a party that I took you to. 347 00:13:44,964 --> 00:13:47,007 I was wasted. I didn't even finish. 348 00:13:47,008 --> 00:13:48,633 That's your apology? "I didn't ...?" 349 00:13:48,634 --> 00:13:50,468 That's the one you're going with? 350 00:13:50,469 --> 00:13:51,928 And I obviously shouldn't have gone in the bathroom 351 00:13:51,929 --> 00:13:53,305 with any girl that wasn't you. 352 00:13:53,306 --> 00:13:54,639 But she said she had good coke, 353 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,600 and I've been seriously stressed. 354 00:13:58,144 --> 00:14:00,145 I thought when Johno and I started our line, 355 00:14:00,146 --> 00:14:01,855 it was gonna be, like, picking out flavors and... 356 00:14:01,856 --> 00:14:03,481 It turns out it's 16-hour lectures 357 00:14:03,482 --> 00:14:04,816 on microbial management. 358 00:14:04,817 --> 00:14:06,568 And that's why no one starts their own 359 00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:08,570 artisanal soda company and why America has to keep 360 00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:10,530 drinking crap that's giving them cancer. 361 00:14:10,531 --> 00:14:12,991 You actually managed to connect your illicit blow job 362 00:14:12,992 --> 00:14:15,285 to curing cancer. 363 00:14:15,286 --> 00:14:17,371 I'm genuinely impressed. 364 00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:22,208 Beck, I... 365 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:25,545 Seriously, I am drowning in work. 366 00:14:25,546 --> 00:14:27,672 I don't have time to keep hooking up 367 00:14:27,673 --> 00:14:30,050 or whatever it is you're even capable of. 368 00:14:30,051 --> 00:14:32,980 I know I've done some stupid... 369 00:14:33,512 --> 00:14:34,930 But I'm on it now. 370 00:14:36,349 --> 00:14:40,311 I don't wanna be just some guy that you sleep with. 371 00:14:43,189 --> 00:14:45,648 God, you make me insane. 372 00:14:45,649 --> 00:14:51,279 ♪ ♪ 373 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,324 Way to go, Beck. Looks like a catch. 374 00:14:54,325 --> 00:14:57,744 ♪ ♪ 375 00:14:57,745 --> 00:15:00,121 Benjamin J. Ashby III. Oh, there's three of them. 376 00:15:00,122 --> 00:15:01,998 Greenwich born, boarding school bred. 377 00:15:01,999 --> 00:15:05,377 His father is the Ben Ashby of Ashby Brokerage. 378 00:15:05,378 --> 00:15:07,003 Two failed careers. 379 00:15:07,004 --> 00:15:08,213 Model... oh, boy. 380 00:15:08,214 --> 00:15:09,881 And cocreator of a dating app 381 00:15:09,882 --> 00:15:11,508 that connects people through musical tastes 382 00:15:11,509 --> 00:15:13,343 called LoveHooks. 383 00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:16,054 Current CEO of Home Soda Artisanal Beverages. 384 00:15:16,055 --> 00:15:18,348 MOTTO: Drink Better by Hand, 385 00:15:18,349 --> 00:15:20,558 which makes no sense but evokes a homespun quality 386 00:15:20,559 --> 00:15:24,062 that lines up with a guy who wears $600 Japanese sneakers. 387 00:15:24,063 --> 00:15:25,522 The hair. 388 00:15:25,523 --> 00:15:27,399 The privilege he tries to hide 389 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,567 with retweets of Black Lives Matter. 390 00:15:29,568 --> 00:15:31,403 Not to sound judgy, but this guy 391 00:15:31,404 --> 00:15:33,947 is everything wrong with America. 392 00:15:33,948 --> 00:15:36,074 ♪ ♪ 393 00:15:36,075 --> 00:15:37,909 See, this is why I do my research. 394 00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:40,286 You fall for the wrong men... 395 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,496 bad men. 396 00:15:41,497 --> 00:15:42,831 You let them in. 397 00:15:42,832 --> 00:15:44,082 You let them hurt you. 398 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,792 Too far away to know for sure, 399 00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:47,585 but my guess is, if he came anywhere close 400 00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:48,878 to making you come, you'd have made 401 00:15:48,879 --> 00:15:50,547 a Broadway show out of it. 402 00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:51,923 But you didn't... 403 00:15:51,924 --> 00:15:52,924 'cause he didn't. 404 00:15:52,925 --> 00:15:54,343 [SIGHS] 405 00:15:58,431 --> 00:15:59,764 "Desperate Characters"? 406 00:15:59,765 --> 00:16:01,266 Yeah, I just got it. 407 00:16:01,267 --> 00:16:02,725 You can borrow it when I'm done. 408 00:16:02,726 --> 00:16:03,977 It's supposed to be her best. 409 00:16:03,978 --> 00:16:05,218 Johno's consultant we brought in, 410 00:16:05,219 --> 00:16:06,980 she's been all over me about this kind of thing. 411 00:16:06,981 --> 00:16:09,201 Saged the crap out of the office. 412 00:16:09,608 --> 00:16:12,068 The book title has the word "desperate" in it. 413 00:16:12,069 --> 00:16:13,445 You don't wanna think of yourself 414 00:16:13,446 --> 00:16:15,239 as a desperate character, Beck. 415 00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:19,951 'Cause you're the opposite, babe. 416 00:16:19,952 --> 00:16:22,715 You're the smartest girl I know. 417 00:16:23,581 --> 00:16:25,957 Honestly, you blow me away. 418 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:28,960 [DRAMATIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC] 419 00:16:28,961 --> 00:16:30,712 [CELL PHONE BUZZING] 420 00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:32,255 Oh... Gotta roll. 421 00:16:32,256 --> 00:16:33,798 Johno's blowing up my phone. 422 00:16:33,799 --> 00:16:36,009 Hey, you should come by the office, 423 00:16:36,010 --> 00:16:37,427 test out some new flavors. 424 00:16:37,428 --> 00:16:38,597 We're doing cumin. 425 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,138 I know how much you like Indian food. 426 00:16:40,139 --> 00:16:42,640 Sure. Sounds good. 427 00:16:42,641 --> 00:16:45,101 Looks good on you, by the way. 428 00:16:45,102 --> 00:16:46,603 ♪ ♪ 429 00:16:46,604 --> 00:16:48,521 The extra weight. 430 00:16:48,522 --> 00:16:51,316 ♪ ♪ 431 00:16:51,317 --> 00:16:53,693 Yeah, hey, I'm on my way, bro. 432 00:16:53,694 --> 00:16:55,487 You guys ordering pizzas? 433 00:16:55,488 --> 00:16:56,779 Yeah, don't... me over like last time. 434 00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:57,780 Gluten-free crust. 435 00:16:57,781 --> 00:16:59,157 Not from that vegan place. 436 00:16:59,158 --> 00:17:00,867 Vegan cheese tastes like... 437 00:17:00,868 --> 00:17:02,785 [DOOR CLOSES] 438 00:17:02,786 --> 00:17:09,792 ♪ ♪ 439 00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:11,085 [DOOR OPENS] 440 00:17:11,086 --> 00:17:13,171 I'm talking French gourmet... 441 00:17:13,172 --> 00:17:14,422 [DOOR CLOSES] 442 00:17:14,423 --> 00:17:17,008 No, Johno, Johno, listen to me. 443 00:17:17,009 --> 00:17:19,511 They can't do half gluten-free 'cause of the dough. 444 00:17:19,512 --> 00:17:21,304 They have to use a spelt dough. 445 00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:22,932 ♪ ♪ 446 00:17:25,893 --> 00:17:28,854 [SIGHS] 447 00:17:36,153 --> 00:17:39,155 [ROB SIMONSEN'S "NIGHT DRIVE"] 448 00:17:39,156 --> 00:17:44,202 ♪ ♪ 449 00:17:44,203 --> 00:17:47,038 ♪ Ah, ah, ooh ♪ 450 00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:49,249 ♪ Ooh ♪ 451 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,167 So you didn't finish. 452 00:17:51,168 --> 00:17:52,127 ♪ ♪ 453 00:17:52,128 --> 00:17:53,169 ♪ Ooh ♪ 454 00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:55,630 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 455 00:17:55,631 --> 00:17:59,467 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 456 00:17:59,468 --> 00:18:01,052 [MOANS SOFTLY] 457 00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:03,680 - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 458 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:04,973 [GASPS] 459 00:18:04,974 --> 00:18:06,766 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 460 00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:09,686 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 461 00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:14,482 - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 462 00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:18,903 - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 463 00:18:18,904 --> 00:18:23,366 - ♪ Ah, ah ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 464 00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:24,617 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 465 00:18:24,618 --> 00:18:27,870 Just like that. [MOANS] 466 00:18:27,871 --> 00:18:29,747 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 467 00:18:29,748 --> 00:18:31,917 [DOOR OPENS] 468 00:18:36,505 --> 00:18:38,423 [CLEARS THROAT] Here. 469 00:18:38,424 --> 00:18:40,717 Oh, thank you. 470 00:18:40,718 --> 00:18:42,635 You're so kind. 471 00:18:42,636 --> 00:18:45,722 I don't suppose you can help me get a cab, can you? 472 00:18:45,723 --> 00:18:46,889 Of course. 473 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,224 - Thanks. - Yeah. 474 00:18:48,225 --> 00:18:51,227 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 475 00:18:51,228 --> 00:18:58,235 ♪ ♪ 476 00:19:04,116 --> 00:19:06,951 [MOANING] 477 00:19:06,952 --> 00:19:09,954 Wow, don't tell me you're finished already. 478 00:19:09,955 --> 00:19:11,289 Almost. 479 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:13,082 It's so good. 480 00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:14,792 Sometimes the dialogue's weird, though, 481 00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:16,336 like when they're killing each other 482 00:19:16,337 --> 00:19:17,629 and still all nice about it. 483 00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:18,963 Well, it was the 19th century. 484 00:19:18,964 --> 00:19:20,591 People still had manners. 485 00:19:22,009 --> 00:19:24,219 I was hoping we could go get another one. 486 00:19:25,888 --> 00:19:27,597 Ooh, I mean, it's pretty late, Pac. 487 00:19:27,598 --> 00:19:29,307 I don't know. 488 00:19:29,308 --> 00:19:32,310 [MOANING] Oh, yeah. Oh, I want you to... 489 00:19:32,311 --> 00:19:34,187 Ugh, something's in the air tonight, Beck, 490 00:19:34,188 --> 00:19:37,982 'cause everyone but me is getting action. 491 00:19:37,983 --> 00:19:39,734 Even the lovebirds made up. 492 00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:42,111 Yeah. Yeah, why not? 493 00:19:42,112 --> 00:19:43,988 ♪ ♪ 494 00:19:43,989 --> 00:19:46,157 Did you know Dumas was a black dude? 495 00:19:46,158 --> 00:19:47,200 I Googled him. 496 00:19:47,201 --> 00:19:48,576 His grandmother was a slave, 497 00:19:48,577 --> 00:19:50,495 and his dad was a brigadier general. 498 00:19:50,496 --> 00:19:52,341 He killed, like, half a battalion. 499 00:19:53,123 --> 00:19:55,958 You probably knew that since you work at a bookstore. 500 00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:57,377 I didn't. 501 00:19:57,378 --> 00:19:58,419 How'd you get to work here, anyway? 502 00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,716 Mr. Mooney gave me a job 503 00:19:59,717 --> 00:20:02,006 when I was just a little older than you. He sort of took me in. 504 00:20:02,007 --> 00:20:03,341 He seems nice. 505 00:20:03,342 --> 00:20:06,511 He was a dick. But he loved books. 506 00:20:06,512 --> 00:20:07,970 And he taught me to love them too. 507 00:20:07,971 --> 00:20:10,014 I never see him around here. 508 00:20:10,015 --> 00:20:11,224 Is he dead? 509 00:20:11,225 --> 00:20:12,600 No, he's just old. 510 00:20:12,601 --> 00:20:14,352 I'm sorry, Pac. 511 00:20:14,353 --> 00:20:15,436 I had one back here for you, 512 00:20:15,437 --> 00:20:16,646 but Ethan must have sold it. 513 00:20:16,647 --> 00:20:17,647 Sold what? 514 00:20:17,648 --> 00:20:19,357 Your next read. 515 00:20:19,358 --> 00:20:20,817 Come on, I'll show you where we keep the good stuff. 516 00:20:20,818 --> 00:20:27,825 ♪ ♪ 517 00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:38,376 Freaky. 518 00:20:38,377 --> 00:20:44,048 ♪ ♪ 519 00:20:44,049 --> 00:20:45,727 It's the cage. 520 00:20:46,385 --> 00:20:48,886 It's where we keep early editions and collectibles. 521 00:20:48,887 --> 00:20:49,942 It's cold. 522 00:20:49,943 --> 00:20:52,223 65 degrees for the books. 523 00:20:52,224 --> 00:20:55,195 If the zombies come, this is where I'm hiding. 524 00:20:55,894 --> 00:20:57,872 Why don't you set that milk shake down? 525 00:20:57,873 --> 00:21:03,371 ♪ ♪ 526 00:21:03,372 --> 00:21:05,695 [DOOR WHOOSHES] 527 00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:12,661 ♪ ♪ 528 00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:19,792 Careful, Joseph. 529 00:21:19,793 --> 00:21:21,753 When it comes to the value of a book, 530 00:21:21,754 --> 00:21:23,713 it's all about condition. 531 00:21:23,714 --> 00:21:24,829 I'll show you. 532 00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:27,425 It's always 65 degrees, humidity 40%. 533 00:21:27,426 --> 00:21:30,636 Too moist, the pages can mildew. 534 00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,430 Too dry, they get brittle. 535 00:21:32,431 --> 00:21:35,933 Always keep books upright so the spines don't become 536 00:21:35,934 --> 00:21:38,311 rolled or warped or what we call cocked. 537 00:21:38,312 --> 00:21:40,938 And we never want to fold or crease the pages. 538 00:21:40,939 --> 00:21:43,900 And we dust the covers with a chemical-free duster. 539 00:21:43,901 --> 00:21:45,818 Always towards the spine. 540 00:21:45,819 --> 00:21:47,779 Under no circumstances is there any sunlight 541 00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:49,280 in this room. 542 00:21:49,281 --> 00:21:51,783 Sunlight can ruin a book as fast as fire. 543 00:21:51,784 --> 00:21:53,159 Faster. 544 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,660 It's a lot of stuff to remember 545 00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,829 just to take care of some old books. 546 00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:59,499 The most valuable things in life 547 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:03,128 are usually the most helpless. 548 00:22:04,505 --> 00:22:07,799 So they need people like us to protect them. 549 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,884 You know? 550 00:22:14,765 --> 00:22:16,307 "Don Quicks-oat"? 551 00:22:16,308 --> 00:22:17,725 "Quixote." 552 00:22:17,726 --> 00:22:19,268 It's about a guy who believes in chivalry, 553 00:22:19,269 --> 00:22:20,937 so he decides to be an old-school knight. 554 00:22:20,938 --> 00:22:22,313 What's chivalry? 555 00:22:22,314 --> 00:22:24,398 It's treating people with respect, especially women... 556 00:22:24,399 --> 00:22:26,108 like men should. 557 00:22:26,109 --> 00:22:28,152 It's good. It's one of my favorites. 558 00:22:28,153 --> 00:22:29,987 I probably shouldn't take this home. 559 00:22:29,988 --> 00:22:31,489 It's not a first edition. It's just an old one. 560 00:22:31,490 --> 00:22:33,282 Besides, I trust you. 561 00:22:33,283 --> 00:22:40,249 ♪ ♪ 562 00:22:50,759 --> 00:22:52,009 Where you been, Paco? 563 00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:53,469 We just grabbed some milk shakes. 564 00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:55,179 You just walk off with strangers? 565 00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:56,973 Joe's not a stranger. 566 00:22:56,974 --> 00:22:59,517 Yes, he is. Inside, now. 567 00:22:59,518 --> 00:23:01,395 Okay? All right. 568 00:23:06,692 --> 00:23:08,609 ♪ ♪ 569 00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:09,902 Keep away from my girlfriend's kid. 570 00:23:09,903 --> 00:23:11,265 Look, I'm sorry. 571 00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:13,990 But he was out here and he could hear everything in there. 572 00:23:13,991 --> 00:23:15,794 Don't you tell me how to parent. 573 00:23:16,368 --> 00:23:18,621 Look, this whole nice-guy act, this might work on other people. 574 00:23:18,622 --> 00:23:21,414 I'm a parole officer 15 years, and I can see what you are. 575 00:23:21,415 --> 00:23:23,988 Well, you're an alcoholic ...who beats women, 576 00:23:23,989 --> 00:23:26,168 so, please, enlighten me. 577 00:23:26,169 --> 00:23:27,587 ♪ ♪ 578 00:23:27,588 --> 00:23:29,099 You're a freak. 579 00:23:30,048 --> 00:23:31,257 So stay away from Paco, because if you don't, 580 00:23:31,258 --> 00:23:32,758 I'm gonna grab a steak knife 581 00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:33,926 and I'm gonna cut those freak eyes out. 582 00:23:33,927 --> 00:23:36,387 ♪ ♪ 583 00:23:36,388 --> 00:23:38,681 There are scary people in the world, Beck. 584 00:23:38,682 --> 00:23:40,391 That's why it's important to be safe. 585 00:23:40,392 --> 00:23:44,770 ♪ ♪ 586 00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:45,897 [DOOR CLOSES] 587 00:23:45,898 --> 00:23:48,901 And why I have to do what I'm about to do. 588 00:23:55,908 --> 00:23:58,910 FUN FACT: did you know the law 589 00:23:58,911 --> 00:24:01,454 requires gas leaks to be investigated? 590 00:24:01,455 --> 00:24:03,122 I've been learning a lot since I met you. 591 00:24:03,123 --> 00:24:05,302 Hey, Beck, you left the door open again. 592 00:24:05,303 --> 00:24:07,335 I thought we said we weren't gonna do that anymore. 593 00:24:07,336 --> 00:24:09,086 I was careful to call the gas company 594 00:24:09,087 --> 00:24:10,588 on a day when you had a full schedule. 595 00:24:10,589 --> 00:24:11,881 Wouldn't want to scare you. 596 00:24:11,882 --> 00:24:13,758 Hey, is Beck here? 597 00:24:13,759 --> 00:24:16,218 Nope, super let me in. Someone reported a leak. 598 00:24:16,219 --> 00:24:18,179 Right, yeah, she mentioned that. Is everything okay? 599 00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:19,430 Yeah, all clear. 600 00:24:19,431 --> 00:24:20,932 Tell your girlfriend there's no leak. 601 00:24:20,933 --> 00:24:22,433 I'm done, so... 602 00:24:22,434 --> 00:24:25,072 Okay, thanks. Well, I can just lock up. 603 00:24:26,104 --> 00:24:27,064 [DOOR CLOSES] 604 00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:29,231 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 605 00:24:29,232 --> 00:24:31,692 I just need to know who you really are, 606 00:24:31,693 --> 00:24:35,112 besides a broke poetry student in a subsidized apartment 607 00:24:35,113 --> 00:24:36,906 you could never afford. 608 00:24:36,907 --> 00:24:39,116 Where is it, Beck? 609 00:24:39,117 --> 00:24:41,619 When we live together, your place won't be a pigsty. 610 00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:43,423 I'll clean for us. 611 00:24:44,122 --> 00:24:45,790 And you won't eat all this frozen... 612 00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:47,792 I'll cook for you every day. 613 00:24:47,793 --> 00:24:48,918 I promise. 614 00:24:48,919 --> 00:24:54,632 ♪ ♪ 615 00:24:54,633 --> 00:24:56,133 I'll even do your laundry... 616 00:24:56,134 --> 00:24:58,469 ♪ ♪ 617 00:24:58,470 --> 00:25:00,304 And take care of your favorite books. 618 00:25:00,305 --> 00:25:02,974 ♪ ♪ 619 00:25:02,975 --> 00:25:05,862 I'll make our bed every morning. 620 00:25:06,144 --> 00:25:08,437 Oh, there it is. 621 00:25:08,438 --> 00:25:10,159 No matter how hard you fight me, 622 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,943 I will always make sure you password protect your devices. 623 00:25:13,944 --> 00:25:18,364 ♪ ♪ 624 00:25:18,365 --> 00:25:20,585 "One day, you won't need love anymore. 625 00:25:21,159 --> 00:25:23,244 "One day, you won't walk through the world 626 00:25:23,245 --> 00:25:25,788 "as though it was your job to hold everything up. 627 00:25:25,789 --> 00:25:30,292 The sun, the sky, the hard part of the night." 628 00:25:30,293 --> 00:25:32,013 It's good. 629 00:25:32,713 --> 00:25:34,266 It's quite good. 630 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,382 But, Beck, where's the rest? 631 00:25:36,383 --> 00:25:38,385 You owe me 20 more pages. 632 00:25:39,302 --> 00:25:42,513 I've been honestly working every day and grading papers. 633 00:25:42,514 --> 00:25:44,181 If the schedule is too rigorous, 634 00:25:44,182 --> 00:25:45,349 drop back to part-time. 635 00:25:45,350 --> 00:25:46,851 But then I won't qualify to TA. 636 00:25:46,852 --> 00:25:49,228 I-I need the cash, the housing. I'd lose my place. 637 00:25:49,229 --> 00:25:50,646 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 638 00:25:50,647 --> 00:25:52,023 You're smart, or you wouldn't be here. 639 00:25:52,024 --> 00:25:53,994 - Please, Professor Leahy... - Paul. 640 00:25:54,651 --> 00:25:56,277 Paul. 641 00:25:56,278 --> 00:25:57,987 I'll get you the pages by the end of the week. 642 00:25:57,988 --> 00:26:00,698 I-I can't go to part-time. 643 00:26:00,699 --> 00:26:01,908 Okay? 644 00:26:04,703 --> 00:26:06,871 I'm rooting for you. 645 00:26:06,872 --> 00:26:09,457 You just need to keep up. 646 00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:11,417 Happy to discuss further, 647 00:26:11,418 --> 00:26:13,377 after class some evening. 648 00:26:13,378 --> 00:26:14,920 If we're gonna seriously discuss poetry, 649 00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:15,890 it should be over a drink. 650 00:26:15,891 --> 00:26:17,976 There's a little gastropub I love. 651 00:26:18,592 --> 00:26:20,676 I would love that, Paul. 652 00:26:20,677 --> 00:26:23,846 Just, uh, how would your wife feel about you... 653 00:26:23,847 --> 00:26:25,848 About me helping out an aspiring writer? 654 00:26:25,849 --> 00:26:28,851 She's... she's used to my generosity. 655 00:26:28,852 --> 00:26:30,102 [LAUGHS] 656 00:26:30,103 --> 00:26:31,520 So Thursday night, then? 657 00:26:31,521 --> 00:26:33,564 ♪ ♪ 658 00:26:33,565 --> 00:26:35,399 Thursday night it is. 659 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,901 Excellent. 660 00:26:36,902 --> 00:26:38,194 And don't worry about the next few days. 661 00:26:38,195 --> 00:26:40,863 Just go home and get caught up. 662 00:26:40,864 --> 00:26:47,829 ♪ ♪ 663 00:26:51,374 --> 00:26:53,626 Need to see you tonight. 664 00:26:53,627 --> 00:26:56,587 ♪ ♪ 665 00:26:56,588 --> 00:26:59,381 Well, if I can, babe. Working late. 666 00:26:59,382 --> 00:27:02,103 PS, I can still smell you ... 667 00:27:02,761 --> 00:27:04,470 I learned two definitive things 668 00:27:04,471 --> 00:27:06,305 by scouring your computer. 669 00:27:06,306 --> 00:27:08,599 First, there are no recent pictures of your dad 670 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,434 because he's dead. 671 00:27:10,435 --> 00:27:13,104 He OD'd, and you were the one that found him. 672 00:27:13,105 --> 00:27:15,397 You've started a few poems about that day, 673 00:27:15,398 --> 00:27:17,066 but you never finish them. 674 00:27:17,067 --> 00:27:19,110 I'm so sorry, Beck. 675 00:27:19,111 --> 00:27:21,320 But none of this matters because of my second 676 00:27:21,321 --> 00:27:23,322 and greatest discovery. 677 00:27:23,323 --> 00:27:26,450 11:06 a.m., an hour after our encounter at the bookstore, 678 00:27:26,451 --> 00:27:28,077 amidst a group text on the merits 679 00:27:28,078 --> 00:27:31,038 of, uh, vaginal detoxing, you wrote... 680 00:27:31,039 --> 00:27:34,625 Wow. Just met a human male who actually reads. 681 00:27:34,626 --> 00:27:36,252 Alert the media. 682 00:27:36,253 --> 00:27:37,711 What if it's finally time for me 683 00:27:37,712 --> 00:27:39,255 to date someone good for me? 684 00:27:39,256 --> 00:27:40,923 Thank you for letting me know 685 00:27:40,924 --> 00:27:42,258 I wasn't crazy after all. 686 00:27:42,259 --> 00:27:43,634 - [DOOR OPENS] - No! 687 00:27:43,635 --> 00:27:44,802 Yes. 688 00:27:44,803 --> 00:27:45,970 I remember what you said 689 00:27:45,971 --> 00:27:48,180 when you sent money last. 690 00:27:48,181 --> 00:27:50,099 Yes, I'm grateful. 691 00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:51,517 ♪ ♪ 692 00:27:51,518 --> 00:27:53,644 [LAUGHS] I'm working constantly. 693 00:27:53,645 --> 00:27:56,324 There's no place cheaper to live. 694 00:27:56,857 --> 00:27:58,274 I did. 695 00:27:58,275 --> 00:28:01,986 He basically offered to sleep with me. 696 00:28:01,987 --> 00:28:03,988 No, I can't report him. That's not how it works. 697 00:28:03,989 --> 00:28:05,268 I'm not worried. 698 00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:06,995 I've seen enough romantic comedies to know 699 00:28:06,996 --> 00:28:09,160 guys like me are always getting in jams like this. 700 00:28:09,161 --> 00:28:10,661 Not the school, the world. 701 00:28:10,662 --> 00:28:12,288 That's not how the world works. 702 00:28:12,289 --> 00:28:13,706 ♪ ♪ 703 00:28:13,707 --> 00:28:15,332 I know how much you helped me. 704 00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:17,710 It's just, it's hard here, Mom. 705 00:28:17,711 --> 00:28:19,795 ♪ ♪ 706 00:28:19,796 --> 00:28:20,755 [SIGHS] 707 00:28:22,007 --> 00:28:24,967 Okay. I'll figure it out. 708 00:28:24,968 --> 00:28:26,969 All right, love you too. 709 00:28:26,970 --> 00:28:28,054 Bye, Mom. 710 00:28:30,849 --> 00:28:33,852 [CRYING] 711 00:28:39,149 --> 00:28:40,692 It's okay, Beck. 712 00:28:41,693 --> 00:28:43,153 [CRYING] 713 00:28:45,697 --> 00:28:47,198 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 714 00:28:47,199 --> 00:28:48,575 [GROANS] 715 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,037 - Hi, Becks! - Hey, ..., where you at? 716 00:28:53,038 --> 00:28:54,371 Come play! 717 00:28:54,372 --> 00:28:56,540 Oh, I can't. I just had the worst day. 718 00:28:56,541 --> 00:28:58,459 Aww, Beckalicious, whatever it is, 719 00:28:58,460 --> 00:29:00,211 there's nothing that we can't fix, okay? 720 00:29:00,212 --> 00:29:02,213 Yes, us and copious amounts of alcohol. 721 00:29:02,214 --> 00:29:03,214 Oh, my God. There's a sale. 722 00:29:03,215 --> 00:29:04,715 [LAUGHS] 723 00:29:04,716 --> 00:29:06,217 [GROANS] 724 00:29:06,218 --> 00:29:07,516 You guys love me? 725 00:29:07,517 --> 00:29:09,386 - Of course! - Why would you even say that? 726 00:29:09,387 --> 00:29:12,056 Okay, then. Meet me in Greenpoint. 727 00:29:12,057 --> 00:29:13,891 Look, why don't you come here, okay? 728 00:29:13,892 --> 00:29:15,226 Come here. It's actually really fun 729 00:29:15,227 --> 00:29:16,496 where we are. I promise. 730 00:29:16,497 --> 00:29:17,557 Yeah. 731 00:29:17,558 --> 00:29:19,730 There's something I need to do for myself. 732 00:29:19,731 --> 00:29:21,023 I'll text you on my way. 733 00:29:21,024 --> 00:29:22,691 - See you soon. - Bye. 734 00:29:22,692 --> 00:29:23,692 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 735 00:29:23,693 --> 00:29:29,406 ♪ ♪ 736 00:29:29,407 --> 00:29:31,618 I guess we're going to Greenpoint, Beck. 737 00:29:36,830 --> 00:29:39,541 ♪ So tired of feeling this way ♪ 738 00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,835 ♪ Feeling like I can't go on ♪ 739 00:29:41,836 --> 00:29:43,420 I never go to Greenpoint. 740 00:29:43,421 --> 00:29:46,226 But the things you do for love, right? 741 00:29:46,716 --> 00:29:48,759 Hi, um, okay, so we're gonna get 742 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,927 a few more drinks. 743 00:29:49,928 --> 00:29:51,262 Hold on one second. 744 00:29:51,263 --> 00:29:53,222 Guys? 745 00:29:53,223 --> 00:29:55,557 What is she thinking? Open mics are for 746 00:29:55,558 --> 00:29:57,893 models/singer-songwriters/vegans. 747 00:29:57,894 --> 00:29:59,603 I mean, these people don't wanna hear some wannabe 748 00:29:59,604 --> 00:30:02,022 read a poem about the bleakness of life or whatever. 749 00:30:02,023 --> 00:30:04,149 Your friends are disloyal. 750 00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:07,080 And that Peach is the worst. 751 00:30:07,612 --> 00:30:10,114 [LAUGHTER] 752 00:30:10,115 --> 00:30:11,865 Another round of picklebacks. 753 00:30:11,866 --> 00:30:14,994 Beckish, do we think now is the night? 754 00:30:14,995 --> 00:30:16,495 Positive. 755 00:30:16,496 --> 00:30:18,372 All my life lately has been about surviving. 756 00:30:18,373 --> 00:30:21,625 I need to remind myself why I came here in the first place. 757 00:30:21,626 --> 00:30:22,960 - Yes! - Yeah. 758 00:30:22,961 --> 00:30:24,336 - You go. - Who do you keep texting? 759 00:30:24,337 --> 00:30:26,714 - I invited Benji. - Beck. 760 00:30:26,715 --> 00:30:28,882 What? He likes poetry. 761 00:30:28,883 --> 00:30:30,634 - For sure. - And he texted he was coming? 762 00:30:30,635 --> 00:30:34,263 He texted a row of smile emojis, like, 763 00:30:34,264 --> 00:30:35,973 45 minutes ago. 764 00:30:35,974 --> 00:30:37,182 Some guys are assholes, 765 00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:38,434 and you just have to realize that. 766 00:30:38,435 --> 00:30:40,144 I get it, Peach. 767 00:30:40,145 --> 00:30:42,855 No, you're the one who told me to keep reminding you he's a bastard. 768 00:30:42,856 --> 00:30:45,707 Up next, we have Guinevere Beck. 769 00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:47,318 Whoo! 770 00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:48,694 - All right. - All right. 771 00:30:48,695 --> 00:30:51,447 To vulnerability and... 772 00:30:51,448 --> 00:30:52,531 Yeah. 773 00:30:52,532 --> 00:30:53,991 - Cheers. - Okay. 774 00:30:53,992 --> 00:30:55,868 - Okay. - Okay. 775 00:30:55,869 --> 00:30:56,995 Kill it, Beck. 776 00:30:58,496 --> 00:31:01,832 Hey, everyone, um, I'm Beck, 777 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:04,668 and I'm... not to sound like, you know, whatever, 778 00:31:04,669 --> 00:31:07,796 but just... I'm a... I'm a poet. 779 00:31:07,797 --> 00:31:09,506 Yeah, you are! 780 00:31:09,507 --> 00:31:10,924 Whoo! 781 00:31:10,925 --> 00:31:12,135 Yeah, you are! 782 00:31:13,178 --> 00:31:17,139 One day, you won't need love anymore. 783 00:31:17,140 --> 00:31:19,641 One day, you won't walk through the world 784 00:31:19,642 --> 00:31:22,853 as though it was your job to hold everything up. 785 00:31:22,854 --> 00:31:26,398 The sun, the hard part of the night, 786 00:31:26,399 --> 00:31:29,401 the secret time when you wake to the sound of beating, 787 00:31:29,402 --> 00:31:32,279 rise to answer the door, but he's not there 788 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,740 because that sound is coming from inside you. 789 00:31:34,741 --> 00:31:38,202 And you cannot answer it no matter how far in you go. 790 00:31:38,203 --> 00:31:41,121 Wrap it up! 791 00:31:41,122 --> 00:31:44,041 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 792 00:31:44,042 --> 00:31:45,209 Whoo! 793 00:31:45,210 --> 00:31:46,919 You loved him the way 794 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,255 fragile kids love gorgeous bullies. 795 00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:54,218 You wrote songs about him... uh, I mean... 796 00:31:54,219 --> 00:31:57,388 [LAUGHS] You wrote poems about him. 797 00:31:57,389 --> 00:31:59,973 You still write poems about him. 798 00:31:59,974 --> 00:32:02,101 You're writing one right now. 799 00:32:02,102 --> 00:32:03,977 Why are you so sad? 800 00:32:03,978 --> 00:32:05,938 Just so sad. 801 00:32:05,939 --> 00:32:09,316 Just something happier for a change might be nice. 802 00:32:09,317 --> 00:32:11,485 I think everyone agrees. 803 00:32:11,486 --> 00:32:12,903 Can we get the singer back? 804 00:32:12,904 --> 00:32:13,904 She was... 805 00:32:13,905 --> 00:32:15,447 Sorry, I, uh... 806 00:32:15,448 --> 00:32:17,116 I just, um... I lost my place. 807 00:32:17,117 --> 00:32:19,284 It'll just take a second to find where I was. 808 00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:20,828 I can't stand seeing this. 809 00:32:20,829 --> 00:32:23,414 I'm sorry. I-I just can't. 810 00:32:23,415 --> 00:32:26,291 It's obvious what you are. You're blind with love. 811 00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:28,168 And what you love... writing, 812 00:32:28,169 --> 00:32:29,628 this city, your friends, 813 00:32:29,629 --> 00:32:31,130 most of all, men like Benji... 814 00:32:31,131 --> 00:32:32,756 what all those have in common is, 815 00:32:32,757 --> 00:32:34,633 they will never love you back, 816 00:32:34,634 --> 00:32:36,135 while you give everything. 817 00:32:36,136 --> 00:32:37,511 ♪ ♪ 818 00:32:37,512 --> 00:32:38,762 It's crazy, the lengths we go. 819 00:32:38,763 --> 00:32:41,098 We're a lot alike, Beck. 820 00:32:41,099 --> 00:32:42,933 Last of the true romantics. 821 00:32:42,934 --> 00:32:45,269 ♪ ♪ 822 00:32:45,270 --> 00:32:49,189 ♪ Engine number nine ♪ 823 00:32:49,190 --> 00:32:53,026 ♪ On the New York Transit line ♪ 824 00:32:53,027 --> 00:32:54,695 ♪ If my train... ♪ 825 00:32:54,696 --> 00:32:56,238 I was considering this with my new friend, 826 00:32:56,239 --> 00:32:57,735 Mr... Homeless Guy, 827 00:32:57,736 --> 00:33:00,617 when the second luckiest thing this week happened. 828 00:33:00,618 --> 00:33:02,870 ♪ ♪ 829 00:33:02,871 --> 00:33:04,663 Could it really be? 830 00:33:04,664 --> 00:33:06,957 It feels like I'm dreaming. 831 00:33:06,958 --> 00:33:09,793 ♪ Pick it up ♪ 832 00:33:09,794 --> 00:33:12,212 - I'm not. - ♪ Pick it up ♪ 833 00:33:12,213 --> 00:33:14,256 Beck, you're too drunk to be alone. 834 00:33:14,257 --> 00:33:17,134 What if some sicko had followed you down here? 835 00:33:17,135 --> 00:33:20,304 And you're too wasted to be standing so close to the tracks. Beck! 836 00:33:20,305 --> 00:33:22,473 Beck, stop texting that arrogant club soda 837 00:33:22,474 --> 00:33:24,391 no-show ...head. 838 00:33:24,392 --> 00:33:27,019 ♪ New York line ♪ 839 00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:31,482 ♪ If my train jump off the track ♪ 840 00:33:31,483 --> 00:33:33,108 You want Benji. 841 00:33:33,109 --> 00:33:35,736 ♪ Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up ♪ 842 00:33:35,737 --> 00:33:37,237 You need Benji. 843 00:33:37,238 --> 00:33:39,072 You hold that phone like it is Benji 844 00:33:39,073 --> 00:33:41,450 'cause it's your only means to stay connected. 845 00:33:41,451 --> 00:33:43,087 Forget Benji. 846 00:33:43,703 --> 00:33:44,870 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 847 00:33:44,871 --> 00:33:47,372 And to... with that phone! 848 00:33:47,373 --> 00:33:49,833 - [GRUNTS] - Pick it up. Pick it up. 849 00:33:49,834 --> 00:33:52,419 - Pick it up. Pick it up. - [COUGHING] 850 00:33:52,420 --> 00:33:55,756 ♪ Engine, engine number nine ♪ 851 00:33:55,757 --> 00:33:57,257 [GASPING] 852 00:33:57,258 --> 00:34:00,469 ♪ On the New York Transit line ♪ 853 00:34:00,470 --> 00:34:01,845 Hey, hey, hey! 854 00:34:01,846 --> 00:34:03,138 You okay? 855 00:34:03,139 --> 00:34:04,681 Are you all right? Can you stand up? 856 00:34:04,682 --> 00:34:06,433 Just stay still. 857 00:34:06,434 --> 00:34:08,185 Half that... down there can electrocute you, all right? 858 00:34:08,186 --> 00:34:09,728 So just give me your hand. 859 00:34:09,729 --> 00:34:11,271 Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. 860 00:34:11,272 --> 00:34:12,272 Pick it up. Pick it up! 861 00:34:12,273 --> 00:34:13,690 Sir, please shut up! 862 00:34:13,691 --> 00:34:14,775 - Pick it up! - Give me your hand. 863 00:34:14,776 --> 00:34:16,568 The train's coming. 864 00:34:16,569 --> 00:34:18,237 Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. 865 00:34:18,238 --> 00:34:19,530 Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. 866 00:34:19,531 --> 00:34:22,449 [TRAIN CLACKING] 867 00:34:22,450 --> 00:34:23,992 Your hand, now! 868 00:34:23,993 --> 00:34:25,160 Pick it up! 869 00:34:25,161 --> 00:34:26,787 - [GRUNTS] - Pick it up! 870 00:34:26,788 --> 00:34:28,622 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 871 00:34:28,623 --> 00:34:31,583 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 872 00:34:31,584 --> 00:34:37,089 ♪ ♪ 873 00:34:37,090 --> 00:34:38,534 [VOMITS] 874 00:34:44,264 --> 00:34:45,389 [GROANS] 875 00:34:45,390 --> 00:34:47,349 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 876 00:34:47,350 --> 00:34:48,559 - Whoo! - I am so sorry. 877 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,851 No, it's fine. It's fine. 878 00:34:49,852 --> 00:34:53,063 I, uh... I hated... I hated this jacket. 879 00:34:53,064 --> 00:34:55,440 I really am sorry. 880 00:34:55,441 --> 00:34:56,942 It's okay. 881 00:34:56,943 --> 00:34:57,986 Do you mind? 882 00:34:59,404 --> 00:35:00,404 [SIGHS] 883 00:35:00,405 --> 00:35:01,739 Sure, um... 884 00:35:04,909 --> 00:35:07,036 You know what? Let's get you in a cab, all right? 885 00:35:09,998 --> 00:35:12,041 I'm not always like this. 886 00:35:14,794 --> 00:35:16,920 I figured you had some kinda night. 887 00:35:16,921 --> 00:35:18,881 Some kinda... 888 00:35:21,384 --> 00:35:24,220 Hey, I don't wanna sound like a stalker, but... 889 00:35:25,638 --> 00:35:27,389 I think I know you. 890 00:35:27,390 --> 00:35:29,058 Paula Fox? 891 00:35:30,268 --> 00:35:31,643 Oh, right, right! 892 00:35:31,644 --> 00:35:32,769 Of course. 893 00:35:32,770 --> 00:35:35,105 I remember. I'm sorry. 894 00:35:35,106 --> 00:35:37,441 This is what I look like when I'm sober 895 00:35:37,442 --> 00:35:38,609 and have my hair up. 896 00:35:38,610 --> 00:35:41,028 Yeah, no, I remember. 897 00:35:41,029 --> 00:35:44,239 It's okay. I have a pretty bland face. 898 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,543 No, you don't. 899 00:35:48,119 --> 00:35:49,870 Yeah, uh, "Desperate Characters." 900 00:35:49,871 --> 00:35:51,132 I remember. 901 00:35:51,706 --> 00:35:53,207 Yeah. 902 00:35:54,042 --> 00:35:55,167 Where you headed? 903 00:35:55,168 --> 00:35:56,501 Village. 904 00:35:56,502 --> 00:35:58,337 Are you anywhere close? 905 00:35:58,338 --> 00:35:59,546 Ride with me. 906 00:35:59,547 --> 00:36:01,256 It's the least I can do. 907 00:36:01,257 --> 00:36:03,467 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 908 00:36:03,468 --> 00:36:04,468 Okay. 909 00:36:04,469 --> 00:36:11,476 ♪ ♪ 910 00:36:16,981 --> 00:36:18,899 Did you move here to be something? 911 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,609 I did, but it's not working out, 912 00:36:20,610 --> 00:36:22,694 and I'm just running around 18 hours a day. 913 00:36:22,695 --> 00:36:23,945 Why? 914 00:36:23,946 --> 00:36:26,323 ♪ ♪ 915 00:36:26,324 --> 00:36:28,450 Oh, God, never mind. Sorry. 916 00:36:28,451 --> 00:36:30,285 No, please. 917 00:36:30,286 --> 00:36:32,746 I feel the same way sometimes. 918 00:36:32,747 --> 00:36:35,248 This guy I know, he owns the bookstore. 919 00:36:35,249 --> 00:36:37,542 He once told me that all books 920 00:36:37,543 --> 00:36:41,797 add up to one essential truth, 921 00:36:41,798 --> 00:36:44,633 which is, if your IQ is above a certain number... 922 00:36:44,634 --> 00:36:46,510 ♪ ♪ 923 00:36:46,511 --> 00:36:48,053 Life is pretty much unbearable. 924 00:36:48,054 --> 00:36:50,347 And the number is not even that high. 925 00:36:50,348 --> 00:36:52,516 ♪ ♪ 926 00:36:52,517 --> 00:36:55,727 I do think I'd be happier if I was stupider. 927 00:36:55,728 --> 00:36:56,870 [LAUGHS] 928 00:36:56,871 --> 00:36:59,106 But then the world wouldn't know your poetry. 929 00:36:59,107 --> 00:37:01,316 How'd you know I write poetry? 930 00:37:01,317 --> 00:37:04,236 ♪ ♪ 931 00:37:04,237 --> 00:37:07,280 Doesn't every young writer in New York? 932 00:37:07,281 --> 00:37:08,865 I mean, I read a lot of poetry. 933 00:37:08,866 --> 00:37:11,535 ♪ ♪ 934 00:37:11,536 --> 00:37:13,172 Who do you like? 935 00:37:13,705 --> 00:37:16,331 Strand, Sexton, Merrill. 936 00:37:16,332 --> 00:37:19,042 You're describing my nightstand. 937 00:37:19,043 --> 00:37:22,212 Well, if you read them to get to sleep every night, 938 00:37:22,213 --> 00:37:24,256 then you definitely belong here. 939 00:37:24,257 --> 00:37:26,174 [CHUCKLES] 940 00:37:26,175 --> 00:37:28,135 What was your last name again? 941 00:37:28,136 --> 00:37:29,386 Goldberg. 942 00:37:29,387 --> 00:37:30,887 ♪ ♪ 943 00:37:30,888 --> 00:37:33,765 Where did you come from, Joe Goldberg? 944 00:37:33,766 --> 00:37:35,267 I grew up here. 945 00:37:35,268 --> 00:37:37,352 ♪ ♪ 946 00:37:37,353 --> 00:37:39,146 I left for a little while, 947 00:37:39,147 --> 00:37:40,313 chasing a girl. 948 00:37:40,314 --> 00:37:42,399 Mm, but you came back? 949 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,078 Yeah, I missed it. 950 00:37:44,736 --> 00:37:46,403 And I'm not a good chaser. 951 00:37:46,404 --> 00:37:48,905 Hmm, me neither. 952 00:37:48,906 --> 00:37:55,913 ♪ ♪ 953 00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:07,592 Oh. 954 00:38:09,552 --> 00:38:12,471 Oh, this is, uh... this is me. 955 00:38:12,472 --> 00:38:15,098 Mm, it's not bad. 956 00:38:15,099 --> 00:38:17,653 Thank you for sobering me up. 957 00:38:18,227 --> 00:38:19,978 And for saving my life. 958 00:38:19,979 --> 00:38:22,439 No, I didn't... I didn't save your life. 959 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,607 Yeah, you did. 960 00:38:23,608 --> 00:38:30,615 ♪ ♪ 961 00:38:31,157 --> 00:38:33,533 [KNOCKING] 962 00:38:33,534 --> 00:38:35,327 Oh, God. 963 00:38:35,328 --> 00:38:37,287 Of course. 964 00:38:37,288 --> 00:38:39,039 - Benji. - Hi. 965 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,832 Um, this is Joe. 966 00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:43,502 He literally saved my life tonight. 967 00:38:43,503 --> 00:38:45,378 I-I fell on the tracks. 968 00:38:45,379 --> 00:38:46,797 It was crazy. 969 00:38:46,798 --> 00:38:49,644 Babe, I told you, people are basically good. 970 00:38:50,134 --> 00:38:51,510 It's a great job, bro. 971 00:38:51,511 --> 00:38:54,179 Bro? You waste of hair. 972 00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:56,766 Okay, Beck, it's freezing out here. 973 00:39:01,229 --> 00:39:04,105 Wait, uh, maybe I can get your info. 974 00:39:04,106 --> 00:39:06,317 Yeah, um... 975 00:39:12,636 --> 00:39:13,961 ..., my phone. 976 00:39:14,992 --> 00:39:16,493 I must have dropped it in the subway. 977 00:39:16,494 --> 00:39:18,370 Oh. 978 00:39:18,371 --> 00:39:21,581 Oh, okay, well, um, just maybe give me your number 979 00:39:21,582 --> 00:39:23,500 for when you get a replacement? 980 00:39:23,501 --> 00:39:26,044 I'm basically enslaved to email. 981 00:39:26,045 --> 00:39:27,879 I get it. Smart. 982 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,006 I'm practically a stranger. Can't be too careful. 983 00:39:30,007 --> 00:39:31,258 Okay. 984 00:39:31,259 --> 00:39:34,928 It's beckinreallife@gmail.com. 985 00:39:34,929 --> 00:39:36,513 All right. 986 00:39:36,514 --> 00:39:38,390 ♪ ♪ 987 00:39:38,391 --> 00:39:40,100 Beck in real life. 988 00:39:40,101 --> 00:39:41,518 Thank you. 989 00:39:41,519 --> 00:39:45,564 ♪ ♪ 990 00:39:45,565 --> 00:39:47,065 So here's what I learned this week. 991 00:39:47,066 --> 00:39:48,525 I'm sorry I didn't make it. You know. 992 00:39:48,526 --> 00:39:50,694 You are special. You're talented. 993 00:39:50,695 --> 00:39:52,206 You're passionate. 994 00:39:53,030 --> 00:39:54,322 You're smart... 995 00:39:54,323 --> 00:39:57,033 ♪ ♪ 996 00:39:57,034 --> 00:39:59,578 Except in the ways you're really not, 997 00:39:59,579 --> 00:40:01,246 like not locking your phone 998 00:40:01,247 --> 00:40:03,290 and falling for men like Benji. 999 00:40:03,291 --> 00:40:06,793 You know better, but you can't stop because... 1000 00:40:06,794 --> 00:40:08,628 well, because everyone needs someone. 1001 00:40:08,629 --> 00:40:10,547 What you really need is someone to save you. 1002 00:40:10,548 --> 00:40:12,674 I can help, Beck. 1003 00:40:12,675 --> 00:40:14,020 Let me help you. 1004 00:40:19,223 --> 00:40:20,390 Joe. 1005 00:40:20,391 --> 00:40:23,310 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1006 00:40:23,311 --> 00:40:24,895 Pac, hey. 1007 00:40:24,896 --> 00:40:26,771 What's going on? What are you doing out here? 1008 00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:28,367 It's Ron. 1009 00:40:29,317 --> 00:40:31,287 He came home drunk. 1010 00:40:31,819 --> 00:40:33,820 He started yelling, 1011 00:40:33,821 --> 00:40:35,530 saying I thought I was smart, 1012 00:40:35,531 --> 00:40:37,991 reading my books and looking at him like he's dumb. 1013 00:40:37,992 --> 00:40:39,743 What... what happened? 1014 00:40:39,744 --> 00:40:41,411 Did he hurt you? 1015 00:40:41,412 --> 00:40:43,246 No, he didn't touch me. 1016 00:40:43,247 --> 00:40:50,254 ♪ ♪ 1017 00:40:53,132 --> 00:40:55,133 I tried to stop him. 1018 00:40:55,134 --> 00:40:56,593 I'm sorry. 1019 00:40:56,594 --> 00:40:59,804 Paco, Paco, it's okay. 1020 00:40:59,805 --> 00:41:01,181 Really, it's okay. 1021 00:41:01,182 --> 00:41:02,474 You know what? Come with me. 1022 00:41:02,475 --> 00:41:04,184 We can fix this together, all right? 1023 00:41:04,185 --> 00:41:10,398 ♪ ♪ 1024 00:41:10,399 --> 00:41:12,150 So, you know, the first step to fixing something 1025 00:41:12,151 --> 00:41:15,278 is to know no matter how destroyed it seems, 1026 00:41:15,279 --> 00:41:16,906 it can always be saved. 1027 00:41:18,199 --> 00:41:20,825 Books are no exception. 1028 00:41:20,826 --> 00:41:21,868 You got it? 1029 00:41:21,869 --> 00:41:23,014 Got it. 1030 00:41:23,015 --> 00:41:25,622 So what we have here is a line press. 1031 00:41:25,623 --> 00:41:27,624 Basically just a huge clamp. 1032 00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:31,336 Polyvinyl acetate glue means no acid to burn the pages. 1033 00:41:31,337 --> 00:41:34,839 Got your needle, thread, and finally... 1034 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,936 right out of "Bugs Bunny"... 1035 00:41:37,718 --> 00:41:38,718 a trusty mallet. 1036 00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,679 [DARK MUSIC] 1037 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,680 You see this? 1038 00:41:41,681 --> 00:41:43,348 ♪ ♪ 1039 00:41:43,349 --> 00:41:44,683 [BOOK RIPS] 1040 00:41:44,684 --> 00:41:45,809 We don't need this. 1041 00:41:45,810 --> 00:41:50,021 ♪ ♪ 1042 00:41:50,022 --> 00:41:51,731 Johno, listen to this! 1043 00:41:51,732 --> 00:41:53,900 "Dear Benji, heard about your soda. 1044 00:41:53,901 --> 00:41:55,193 "I'm interested in including you 1045 00:41:55,194 --> 00:41:56,778 "on my fall list of must-tries. 1046 00:41:56,779 --> 00:41:58,446 "Would love to discuss, perhaps even try some. 1047 00:41:58,447 --> 00:41:59,948 Jeff Pevensey." 1048 00:41:59,949 --> 00:42:01,408 That's the dude you're always retweeting? 1049 00:42:01,409 --> 00:42:03,535 It's the culture guy from "New York" magazine. 1050 00:42:03,536 --> 00:42:05,286 ♪ ♪ 1051 00:42:05,287 --> 00:42:07,163 Hit him back, bro. 1052 00:42:07,164 --> 00:42:08,581 No... 1053 00:42:08,582 --> 00:42:10,083 Back off while I think. 1054 00:42:10,084 --> 00:42:12,085 Jeff, comma, 1055 00:42:12,086 --> 00:42:14,671 so nice to hear from you, bud, period. 1056 00:42:14,672 --> 00:42:16,923 Yeah, our sodas are legit, period. 1057 00:42:16,924 --> 00:42:18,299 I would love to meet up 1058 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:21,052 to have you try the goods, period. 1059 00:42:21,053 --> 00:42:22,345 Let's set something up. 1060 00:42:22,346 --> 00:42:27,100 ♪ ♪ 1061 00:42:27,101 --> 00:42:29,894 Scrape carefully along the spine. 1062 00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:32,188 Of course, you gotta watch your fingers. 1063 00:42:32,189 --> 00:42:34,607 ♪ ♪ 1064 00:42:34,608 --> 00:42:36,568 [CELL PHONE BUZZES] 1065 00:42:36,569 --> 00:42:38,194 ♪ ♪ 1066 00:42:38,195 --> 00:42:40,071 "Sounds great. I can call between meetings 1067 00:42:40,072 --> 00:42:41,906 to see if you're available." 1068 00:42:41,907 --> 00:42:44,576 This is gonna take us next level. 1069 00:42:44,577 --> 00:42:45,744 What time you think we'll meet? 1070 00:42:45,745 --> 00:42:47,996 ♪ ♪ 1071 00:42:47,997 --> 00:42:50,540 No offense. We discussed this. 1072 00:42:50,541 --> 00:42:52,751 It's best if the product has one clear face 1073 00:42:52,752 --> 00:42:53,918 at the beginning. 1074 00:42:53,919 --> 00:42:55,628 That's just more me. 1075 00:42:55,629 --> 00:42:58,631 ♪ ♪ 1076 00:42:58,632 --> 00:43:00,467 Okay, the spine is sewn. 1077 00:43:00,468 --> 00:43:01,718 So take this. 1078 00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:02,802 Pull it as tight as you can that way. 1079 00:43:02,803 --> 00:43:04,179 ♪ ♪ 1080 00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:06,097 Yeah, that's it. 1081 00:43:06,098 --> 00:43:13,105 ♪ ♪ 1082 00:43:14,648 --> 00:43:16,232 Jeff! 1083 00:43:16,233 --> 00:43:19,235 The glue is set. We've applied the binder. 1084 00:43:19,236 --> 00:43:20,612 Now... 1085 00:43:20,613 --> 00:43:22,322 ♪ ♪ 1086 00:43:22,323 --> 00:43:24,407 You gotta be precise 1087 00:43:24,408 --> 00:43:26,743 and use exactly the force needed. 1088 00:43:26,744 --> 00:43:30,789 ♪ ♪ 1089 00:43:30,790 --> 00:43:33,709 [TAPPING] 1090 00:43:36,003 --> 00:43:38,546 [POUNDING] 1091 00:43:38,547 --> 00:43:39,589 Hey! 1092 00:43:39,590 --> 00:43:41,549 ♪ ♪ 1093 00:43:41,550 --> 00:43:42,884 Nice to meet you, man. 1094 00:43:42,885 --> 00:43:44,302 Nice to meet you too. 1095 00:43:44,303 --> 00:43:45,970 Have you... have you been here before? 1096 00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:48,723 It's, uh... not a lot of people know about it yet. 1097 00:43:48,724 --> 00:43:52,185 It's an incredible after hours. Very exclusive. 1098 00:43:52,186 --> 00:43:54,646 Yeah, I've been here a couple of times. 1099 00:43:54,647 --> 00:43:55,980 - Yeah? - Mm. 1100 00:43:55,981 --> 00:43:58,118 Huh. Well, good. 1101 00:43:59,026 --> 00:44:01,277 So you'll feel right at home, then. 1102 00:44:01,278 --> 00:44:08,201 ♪ ♪ 1103 00:44:08,202 --> 00:44:10,631 Please, after you. 1104 00:44:11,122 --> 00:44:13,331 All right. [CHUCKLES] 1105 00:44:13,332 --> 00:44:16,960 ♪ ♪ 1106 00:44:16,961 --> 00:44:19,838 It's just down to the left. 1107 00:44:19,839 --> 00:44:26,804 ♪ ♪ 1108 00:44:33,018 --> 00:44:35,979 Hey, man, I'm thinking maybe... 1109 00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:36,980 [THWACK] 1110 00:44:36,981 --> 00:44:38,690 [BOTTLES SHATTER] 1111 00:44:38,691 --> 00:44:45,656 ♪ ♪ 1112 00:44:53,747 --> 00:44:56,708 [SOFT MUSIC] 1113 00:44:56,709 --> 00:44:58,293 ♪ ♪ 1114 00:44:58,294 --> 00:45:00,044 IT'S 2:00 p.m. when the door chimes, 1115 00:45:00,045 --> 00:45:02,005 and I'm ready. 1116 00:45:02,006 --> 00:45:03,715 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1117 00:45:03,716 --> 00:45:05,550 You told your girlfriends you'd come by. 1118 00:45:05,551 --> 00:45:07,594 I know this because I have your phone. 1119 00:45:07,595 --> 00:45:09,679 - I'll be in back. - Okay. 1120 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,097 Hey. 1121 00:45:11,098 --> 00:45:12,432 Remember me? 1122 00:45:12,433 --> 00:45:15,602 Almost dying on the train tracks? 1123 00:45:15,603 --> 00:45:17,645 Uh, it rings a bell. 1124 00:45:17,646 --> 00:45:19,147 Hang on. Hang on. [LAUGHS] 1125 00:45:19,148 --> 00:45:21,160 Well, I wanted to say thank you. 1126 00:45:21,692 --> 00:45:23,526 No, you already did that. 1127 00:45:23,527 --> 00:45:26,613 Well, uh, thanks again. [LAUGHS] 1128 00:45:26,614 --> 00:45:30,492 And I'm sorry for, uh, running off the other night. 1129 00:45:31,202 --> 00:45:33,329 - You had a guest. - Hardly. 1130 00:45:34,872 --> 00:45:37,665 So I got you a present. 1131 00:45:37,666 --> 00:45:39,481 No, no, no, please. You don't have to get me anything. 1132 00:45:39,482 --> 00:45:41,754 Shut up and just look at it. 1133 00:45:43,422 --> 00:45:47,217 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1134 00:45:47,218 --> 00:45:49,802 "Engine, engine number nine on the New York Transit line. 1135 00:45:49,803 --> 00:45:52,013 "If your girl falls on the track, 1136 00:45:52,014 --> 00:45:53,473 pick her up, pick her up, pick her up." 1137 00:45:53,474 --> 00:45:55,850 We already have in jokes. 1138 00:45:55,851 --> 00:45:58,072 So... 1139 00:45:59,271 --> 00:46:01,856 anyway, that, and I'd better... 1140 00:46:01,857 --> 00:46:05,652 Maybe if you're not too busy, 1141 00:46:05,653 --> 00:46:07,779 we could get a drink sometime? 1142 00:46:07,780 --> 00:46:09,249 Sure. 1143 00:46:09,907 --> 00:46:12,158 Oh, but I still can't find my phone. 1144 00:46:12,159 --> 00:46:14,463 I know. Email. 1145 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,496 That's right. 1146 00:46:16,497 --> 00:46:20,208 ♪ ♪ 1147 00:46:20,209 --> 00:46:21,876 See you, Joe. 1148 00:46:21,877 --> 00:46:24,462 See you soon, Beck. 1149 00:46:24,463 --> 00:46:31,302 ♪ ♪ 1150 00:46:31,303 --> 00:46:34,180 Well played, sir. 1151 00:46:34,181 --> 00:46:36,100 Well played. 1152 00:46:37,434 --> 00:46:38,810 I'm not always right. 1153 00:46:38,811 --> 00:46:40,103 I'm human. I make mistakes. 1154 00:46:40,104 --> 00:46:41,604 You'll see. 1155 00:46:41,605 --> 00:46:43,564 I have to check on a shipment downstairs. 1156 00:46:43,565 --> 00:46:45,191 Can you... um, can you watch the register? 1157 00:46:45,192 --> 00:46:46,234 Yeah. 1158 00:46:46,235 --> 00:46:47,777 [DOOR OPENS] 1159 00:46:47,778 --> 00:46:50,332 ..., maybe I'm just a fool in love. 1160 00:46:51,198 --> 00:46:53,241 But I'm right about you. 1161 00:46:53,242 --> 00:46:56,286 And I'm going to help you get the life you deserve, Beck. 1162 00:46:56,287 --> 00:47:01,165 ♪ ♪ 1163 00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:02,458 [GROANS] 1164 00:47:02,459 --> 00:47:05,461 [GASPING] 1165 00:47:05,462 --> 00:47:11,592 ♪ ♪ 1166 00:47:11,593 --> 00:47:15,763 Please, whatever you think I did, 1167 00:47:15,764 --> 00:47:17,557 you got the wrong guy. 1168 00:47:17,558 --> 00:47:19,695 No... 1169 00:47:20,644 --> 00:47:22,312 I don't. 1170 00:47:22,313 --> 00:47:25,315 [TENSE MUSIC] 1171 00:47:25,316 --> 00:47:26,317 ♪ ♪ 1172 00:47:32,343 --> 00:47:40,356 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 81357

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