All language subtitles for smith and jones 1x09

Hey, you fellas!

That posse's gonna be
coming along pretty soon now,

looking for that stagecoach.

You guys better
ride out of here.

Not without Curry and Heyes.

You got 50 seconds
to send them out,

or say your prayers.

It ain't right, Charlie, your
putting all these folks in danger.

Not to mention
you and me and Hannah.

You ought to forget about the
bounty money and turn them over.

Joe, it's a once-in-a-Iifetime
chance,

(GUN FIRING)

and I'm gonna
cut you in on it.

Gonna give you $5,000
if you back me up.

Do you mind
if I add something to that?

I'm not admitting we are Heyes
and Curry, you understand?

(GUN FIRING)

But I do happen to know that the reward
on them is payable dead or alive.

What about dead or alive? You're
alive enough now, ain't you?

Yeah, and we'd Iike
to stay that way,

which we won't if you turn us
over to that bunch out there.

They're not about to
turn us in alive.

They're outlaws
themselves.

They're in no position
to do that.

What they'll do is
they'll kill us

and they'll get a go-between
to deal with the Iaw.

I happen to think that if
you turn us in to the law,

you'll turn us in alive.

(BABY CRYING)

NARRA TOR:
Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry,

the two most successful outlaws
in the history of the West.

And in all the trains
and banks they robbed,

they never shot anyone.

This made our two Iatter-day
Robin Hoods very popular

with everyone but the
railroads and the banks.

CURRY: There's one thing
we gotta get, Heyes.

HEYES.' What's that?

CURRY: Out of this business.

LOM: The governor can't come flat
out and give you amnesty now.

First, you gotta prove
you deserve it.

Ah, so all we have to do
is just stay out of trouble

till the governor figures
we deserve amnesty.

But in the meantime,
we'll still be wanted.

LOM: Well, that's true.

Till then, only you, me and the
governor will know about it.

It'II be our secret.

CURRY: I sure wish the governor
would let a few more people

in on our secret.

NARRATOR:
Alias Smith and Jones,

starring Pete Duel
and Ben Murphy.

Hey.

One-way ticket to Mesa.
Name's Harry Downs.

Yes, sir.
That'll be $12, Mr. Downs.

Here you go, sir. One-way
ticket to Mesa and $8 change.

AII right, folks,
we're ready to get rolling.

Well, it's about time.

One, two,
three, four...

Looks Iike we got
a problem here, folks.

We got seven passengers, not
counting the infant in arms.

Can't you handle all of us?

Not inside the coach.
There's only room for six.

Afraid that someone's gonna
have to ride up top with me.

How about you,
young fella?

You're the youngest one here,
looks Iike.

Me?

Sure. You go on, get up there
alongside that driver.

Sir, I don't believe
I can do that.

Why not?

I have my wife.

I mean, I ought to sit in there
with my wife and my baby.

You don't worry
about her, kid.

We'll take good care
of your wife.

Look, I'm sorry, but I
want my husband with me.

I need him to help hold
the baby part ofthe way.

This is between
your husband and me.

Women ought to learn to keep their
noses out of men's business.

Begging your pardon, sir,

but ifl remember correctly, you did buy the
last ticket on this coach, didn't you?

You talking to me?

That's right.

I was about to say that since
you did buy the last ticket,

and since you don't appear
to be exactly aged or infirm,

it just seems kind of Iogical
that you ought to ride up on top.

I'II tell you what, kid.
Ijust changed my mind.

I'm gonna let you take turns
holding your baby with your wife.

You go on, sit in there
beside her.

You're gonna ride
up on top.

You know, this is gonna be
a long trip we're making,

and I sure hate
to see it get started

with such a lot
of unpleasantness, Mr...

What's your name?

Harry Downs.

Well, Harry, I'm sure you don't
mean to make such a big issue

over a seat
in a stagecoach.

I mean, you're not
that unreasonable, are you?

Let's put it another way.

Either you ride up on top
or you don't ride at all.

You really would
make an issue of it.

That's right.

Get on up there
orjust plain get.

Or you can draw.

Those are the only choices
I've got?

That's right.

Did I make the right choice,
Mr. Downs?

(URGING HORSE)

You sure you wouldn't Iike to
have your husband sitting by you?

Oh, no,
thank you very much.

You see,
we always ride this way.

I prefer to ride
facing backwards

and Mr. Bowers always insists
on facing the front.

Why, I remember
one time in Abilene...

Winifred.

(URGING HORSE)

(JOE WHISTLING)

(HORSES WHINNYING)

Whoa!

You people get out ofthere.
Keep your hands up.

It appears
we're being held up.

You boys are going to an awful
lot of bother for nothing.

I don't know how much money
our passengers have on them,

but I can tell you we're carrying
nothing but ordinary US mail.

We ain't carrying no currency, and
we ain't carrying no bullion.

I think
he's telling the truth.

Well, now, folks, we're just gonna
take up a little collection.

Don't anybody be stupid
and try holding out on us.

Don't we know the fella that's
running that bunch from somewhere?

Think his name
is Clint Weaver.

He used to ride
with Sam Parfrey's gang.

Think he recognized us?

He was working on it.

Well, "sorry" isn't gonna
get our money back, is it?

You know,
I don't mind telling you

I personally had
quite a bit of money

in that wallet
those men just took from me.

Well, our company
has insurance

and I'II file claims for you
when we get to the first stop.

I don't promise you'll get
everything they took,

but some of it
will be made up to you.

Well, we'll just see
who's gonna hear about this.

Yeah. Yes, sir.

(URGING HORSE)

Whoa.

What's wrong, Clint?

Those two back there.

I been trying to remember who
they are, and it just came to me.

Why, are they
someone special?

Huh. Oh, they're special,
all right. $20,000 special.

Boys, we just held up
Kid Curry and Hannibal Heyes.

(URGING HORSE)

(STAGECOACH APPROACHING)

Hannah!

Stage is
finally getting here.

Hey, Joe!

Running a little Iate,
ain't you?

No help for it, Charlie.
We was held up.

Why, that's awful.
Anybody hurt?

Nope. We was Iucky.

Oh, you poor dear.
And with a baby and all.

You must have been
frightened to death.

I guess I was, almost.

Well, you come on
right inside.

AII you folks,
come on in.

There's coffee and sandwiches
for everyone

while Mr. Utley
changes the horses.

Even if he did recognize us, you
think he'd do anything about it?

If he knows about the rewards,
I think he just might.

Well, there's no sign
ofthem.

Maybe he didn't
figure it out.

Yeah.

I guess we're both getting
a Iittle too nervous Iately.

How about
some of that coffee?

Lead me to it.

(coomo)

(BABY BABBLING)

Have some coffee,
boys.

There are some claim forms
to fill out if you want.

Thank you, ma'am.

Well, I'II fill out
a claim form.

And they better
make it all good.

Thank you.

(GUN COCKING)

WEAVER: Turn around, and
don't make any loud noises.

Well, now, friend,
this here's your Iucky day.

I don't start
too many Iucky days

with no six-gun
pressed on my neck.

Put it away, Phil.
Make sure nobody butts in.

Now, Iike I said,
this is your Iucky day,

on account of you gonna pick
yourself up an easy $2,000.

How am I gonna do that?

You're gonna walk
in the stationhouse there.

Couple of men inside, both
ofthem passengers on the stage.

One ofthem's got on
a light tan Ieather coat,

the other one
brown corduroy.

Yeah, I seen them.
What about them?

You get the drop on them
and just bring them out here.

And it's worth $2,000.

Oh, no, it ain't.
That's for darn sure.

I work here, mister,

and those fellas are passengers
on the line that pays my wages.

And I ain't about to bring any
passengers out to just anybody.

And I'm not gonna
bring them out to somebody

who comes waltzing in here
waving weapons around.

You got a good head.
I Iike that.

AII right, then.

They ain't just passengers. They're
Kid Curry and Hannibal Heyes,

both ofthem
wanted by the Iaw.

Curry and Heyes, huh?

That's who they are.

And all you gotta do to get a
nice chunk oftheir bounty money

is walk in casual-like
and get the drop on them.

Be a lot safer for everybody than
if we had to go in and get them.

You know something?

If I could trust you two
fellas to give me that $2,000,

I'd do it.

But how do I know you won't just
collect the bounty on those two guys

and just forget about me?

Hey, I give you my word
that...

No. No, I'II do better than that.
Phil, give me the money.

What,
are you crazy, Clint?

(CLAPPING)
Give me the money.

Now, it just so happens we got
a little bit of money with us.

We're gonna give you
what we got right here,

sort of a down payment
on the rest.

We got a deal?

BOWERS: They got
the diamond ring, too, huh?

Yes.

How many times have I told
you not to wear that ring

when we travel?

(GUN COCKING)

Begging your pardon, sir, but
your rifle, it's pointing at us.

It's gonna keep right on
pointing at you, too.

Now, you fellas just drop
those gun belts on the floor,

real slow
and real easy-like.

Well, now, I don't know what
you got in your mind, mister,

but I know I got a face that a lot
of people think they seen before.

I never seen either one of
you fellas in my whole Iife.

Now, Hannah, you pick up
these here gun belts

and you put them
on that table over there.

Now, fellas,

I want you
to get up real slow,

go over
and sit in those chairs.

Now, Hannah, Iwant you to tie up
those fellas in those chairs.

What's the matter
with you, Charlie?

These boys
haven't done anything.

Not around here, but ifthey're
who I think they are,

they done plenty.

Who do you think we are?

Well, now, which one's Heyes
and which one's Curry?

I thought our baby-faced
friend was a little handier

with that gun
than he ought to be.

Joe, will you put that bolt
across the front door?

What the heck for?

Them two ain't going no place
tied that way.

Will you just do as I say?

Charlie,
I got a schedule to make.

We ought to be
pulling out of here right now

if I'm gonna make it
to Red Rock by 3:45.

Hey, you fellas!

You might as well ride on out of here.
The deal is off.

Come on!

I told you
who you got in there!

Oh, I don't doubt that.

I think they really are
Kid Curry and Hannibal Heyes.

So I'II just be
taking them in myself.

Listen, old man, you get them
two out here, you hear me?

AII right.

WEAVER: I'm gonna give you three
minutes to get them out here

or we start shooting.

And it ain't just two of us,
it's seven.

Enough to blast that place
down right around your ears.

You old coot! You better
get them two out here.

Three minutes!

By golly, that's the same
fella that held us up.

Now, he ain't fooling,
Charlie.

There was seven of them
in that bunch.

Well, folks, it looks Iike we're
gonna have a little excitement

around here pretty soon.

Excitement?

That man just said he was gonna
blast us all to kingdom come.

That's right. Now, you just
take that big old table there

and turn it on its side
and get it up in the corner.

Hey, Charlie,
isn't that a window behind us?

Yeah, but that's been boarded
up with good oak wood.

You'll be safe enough.

Wait a minute!

You're gonna keep
those two outlaws in here

and let that bunch out there
shoot up the place?

That's about the size of it.

Now, you just hunker down behind
that table inside ofthree minutes

and you're gonna be
perfectly safe.

It's about half gone now,
in case anybody's interested.

CHARLIE: Move before you
get your heads cut off.

Joe, you and...
What's your name, mister?

Bowers.

Well, Mr. Bowers, you and Joe, you
move these fellas back over here

so they'll be out of
the line of fire.

Old man, you must be
getting soft in the head.

If you won't take
those two outside, I will.

Oh, now, mister, you're just
getting worked up over nothing.

Hannah, you just relieve
this man of his six-gun.

Won't be any reason
for any temptations.

I hope that bunch outside
shoots your old fool head off.

If I was you,

I'd just hunker down behind
that table while I got time.

How much time we got left?

Exactly 15 seconds.

(WHISTLES)

(GUNS FIRING)

(BABY CRYING)

Is your watch
a little slow?

How come you're so all-fired set
on keeping them two in here?

Because there's a $10,000
reward on Kid Curry

and another $10,000
on Hannibal Heyes.

(GUN FIRING)

(BABY CRYING)

And I got as much right
to that reward as anybody.

I sure got more right to it than
that bunch of hoodlums out there.

Hannah, give Joe a rifle
offthat rack.

It ain't right, Charlie, your
putting all these folks in danger.

Not to mention
you and me and Hannah.

You ought to forget about the
bounty money and turn them over.

Joe, it's a once-in-a-Iifetime
chance,

(GUN FIRING)

and I'm gonna
cut you in on it.

Gonna give you $5,000
if you back me up.

Do you mind
if I add something to that?

I'm not admitting we are Heyes
and Curry, you understand?

(GUN FIRING)

But I do happen to know that the reward
on them is payable dead or alive.

What about dead or alive? You're
alive enough now, ain't you?

Yeah, and we'd Iike
to stay that way,

which we won't if you turn us
over to that bunch out there.

They're not about to
turn us in alive.

They're outlaws
themselves.

They're in no position
to do that.

What they'll do is
they'll kill us

and they'll get a go-between
to deal with the Iaw.

I happen to think that if
you turn us in to the law,

you'll turn us in alive.

You're doggone right, son,

and you got my word on it.

Now, you can't argue
with that, Joe.

We can't
send them out there.

(WEAVER WHISTLES)

What are we doing, sitting around
here Iike a bunch of bumps on a log?

Letting those fellas take pot
shots at us Iike we was helpless.

Well, I ain't helpless.

(WHISTLES)

(GUNS CONTINUE FIRING)

(WHISTLES)

(SHOOTING STOPS)

Any ofthose bullets
getting through that table?

No, we're all all right so far,
through no fault of yours.

You still with us, old man?

Yeah, I hear you.
What you want?

Same as before.
Curry and Heyes.

You hear me in there?

We're talking it over.

Why bother, Kid?

You'll just have to do it
again in a minute or two.

Yeah, but at least I wouldn't be
Iaying here Iike a prize pig.

Mmm.

Would you mind?

I think you boys would be better
off staying on the floor.

WEAVER: Send them out,
old man! Now!

We're still talking it over!

Yeah, well,
we're through waiting.

(WHISTLES)

AII right, drop it!

You, too, old man.
Get rid of it!

DOWNS: Hey, you out there,
hold your fire!

(WHISTLES)

(SHOOTING STOPS)

Get over there beside him.

AII right, lady,
over there.

You untie them.
Both ofthem.

Hey, there.
My name's Harry Downs

and Ijust got the drop
on this old coot in here.

What's it worth to you ifl
bring out Curry and Heyes?

WEAVER: We'll pay you 10%
ofthe bounty money.

That's $2,000.

It's a deal.
I'm bringing them out.

Mr. Downs,
if you're still thinking

about that little
misunderstanding

with my partner here
back in Benton Pass...

I'm thinking about $2,000.

Now, get on your feet.
Both of you.

DOWNS: AII right, let's go.

I wouldn't do that
if I were you, son.

You can get up now,
Mr. Downs.

And I was just about
to apologize to you

for what my partner did
back at Benton Pass.

I'm glad you stopped me.

I think Harry kind of wishes that
he'd apologized to our friend here.

I'm glad he didn't.

Now, you two boys come on over
here and sit down in your chairs

and let Mrs. Utley
tie you up again.

AII right, Mr. Downs, get
behind that table and squat.

Young fella, you bring
those rifles over here.

Now you tie up Mr. Downs.

Hands and feet.

So I won't have to
pay him no more mind.

Joe.

Yeah.

Joe, you gonna be
all right?

My neck feels
Iike it's busted,

but what's a little thing
Iike that?

What's your name,
young fella?

Dan Loomis.

Well, Dan,
I don't mind telling you

that was pretty quick thinking on your
part, when you jumped on Mr. Downs.

Figured the least I can do is
give you that 10% ofthe reward

that Mr. Downs was after.

Thank you, Mr. Utley,
but no thank you.

Ididn'tjump him
forthe money.

Couldn't you use $2,000?

Yes, sir. I guess we could.

But I figured
Ijust wouldn't feel right

taking part ofthe bounty
on them.

No offense, Mr. Utley.

Oh, no, no. No offense.

Hannah.

WEAVER: Hey in there!
Downs!

What's taking so long?

Are you bringing
those men out or not?

CHARLIE: There's been
a change in plans, mister.

Your friend Downs
got jumped on and tied up.

You know, that stagecoach is due
in Red Rock just about now.

They'II be sending a posse out
to look for it pretty soon.

If I was you,
I'd ride on out of here

and stop wasting
time and gunpowder.

I think you folks better get
back down behind that table.

You know, I don't mind
telling you, young fella,

I wish you had minded
your own business.

We could've been well on our
way out of here by now.

Say! You know something?

I think that talk about that posse
coming out here scared them off.

I think they've...

(GUNS FIRING)

(WEAVER WHISTLES)

(SHOOTING STOPS)

Well, there's one good thing.

They keep on
shooting Iike that,

they gonna run themselves
right out of ammunition.

Maybe we...

(ELLEN SCREAMING)

Last chance in there.

Send those men out,

or this time we don't stop
shooting till you're all dead!

Well,

some fellas just don't have
no Iuck at all.

WEAVER: You hear me,
old man?

Maybe they're all dead
in there.

Yeah, we should've hit something
with all that shooting.

No, that place is built
Iike a fort.

You might have nicked somebody if
a bullet bounced around inside.

That'd be
the only way.

Sure did quiet down,
didn't they?

(YELLING)
You hear what I said?

I don't want to kill all those
folks you got in there.

I'm gonna give you
five minutes more

so as you can
think it over real good.

And then it'Il be Iike the Battle
of Gettysburg all over again.

Last chance, old man!

It's up to you what happens
to all those folks in there.

You got five minutes
from right now.

I'd Iike to give you
five minutes.

AII right, now,
just hold on here.

I think this is going just about
far enough. In fact, too far!

What's your name, mister?

My name is Bowers.
Benjamin T. Bowers.

And I've taken
about all that I intend to

on account
of two wanted criminals.

Well, then, Mr. Bowers,
what do you want us to do?

Send these fellas out
to those killers out there?

Well, why not? They're probably
killers themselves, anyway.

They'II only get hung when
the Iaw gets ahold ofthem.

What's the difference?

You boys killers,
Iike Mr. Bowers says?

Still not admitting we are Heyes
and Curry, you understand.

No, but if you were,

would you be hung
ifthe Iaw got ahold of you?

The charge
is armed robbery.

That's good
for 20 years apiece,

but it ain't a hanging offense
the last time I heard.

And Heyes and Curry never killed anyone.
That's a well-known fact.

Well, you just got
one man killed right there.

And as far as I'm concerned,
one is plenty.

Now, you push those two
out that door

and get those killers
off our necks,

or so help me, I'm gonna sue your
company for every nickel they've got.

Well, you do that,
Mr. Bowers.

But in the meantime, you better
hunker down back ofthat table,

'cause those fellas out there
mean business.

Well, I'm telling you
I mean business, too.

I'II sue this company
right into bankruptcy!

And I'II have you thrown into
jail for risking our lives

and holding onto a couple of known
criminals for your own gain!

Ben, you be still.

I have lived with you
for 15 long years, Ben.

I've Iistened to you carry on
Iike this time and again.

I've Iistened
and I've kept shut

and I never said a word
against you

because all the times before it was
something petty or mean orjust money.

But this time
it's the lives of two people,

and I'm telling you straight
out, I'm not gonna stand here

and listen to you carry on about suing
the company or sending someone to jail.

So be still!

You know, Mr. Utley,

Bowers is right.

You wanna go out there?

Well, Charlie,
it isn't safe in here.

Now, you said those people would
be all right behind that table,

but Downs got killed
behind it.

Now, look, ifthey keep on
shooting Iike that,

it's just gonna be
a matter oftime

before somebody else
stops a ricochet,

one ofthe women,
or maybe even the baby.

Not to mention us. You know, we don't
feel too safe in here, either.

And besides, my partner
here's got a silver tongue,

and he might just be able to talk
that bunch into turning us in alive.

You really think so?

Well, I'II tell you,

we Iaid it on a little thick
before about them killing us.

I think we can
talk them out of it.

And anyway, you know, we'd
probably be just as safe out there

as we would be in here
if they start shooting again.

They're right, Charlie.

Come on, Mr. Utley.
Untie us.

Hold it
before I blast you.

Now, put that bolt
back on the door.

Charlie, will you
make up your mind?

Come on back here.

Just wanted to see
if you guys was bluffing.

Now, if I was to ask you to
give me your word on something

and you gave it,
would you keep it?

We usually do.

Well, you know, I think you was
telling the truth the first time.

You go out through that door,
you're as good as dead.

But if you stay in here

and we shoot a pot full of
lead at that gang out there,

we'll all be safe and sound.

Maybe so.

But that's going to take a Iot of shooting.
Who's going to do it all?

I was coming to that.

Hannah, give the boys
their guns.

Now, if I give you
your guns,

so that you can pitch in and help
us with that gang out there,

do you give me your word not to use
them on me or anybody in this room?

Yeah, you got my word,
Mr. Utley.

You got my word, too.

Now there's five of us,
see?

I figure with you boys
at the window there,

we can keep them from shooting all that
lead in here Iike they was doing before,

and we'll all be safe,
including you two.

CURRY: You know,
I Iike the way he thinks.

How about if there's six?

Now you're talking, son.
Pick yourself a spot.

Getting about time?

Just about.

Hey, you fellas!

That posse's gonna be
coming along pretty soon now,

looking for that stagecoach.

You guys better
ride out of here.

Not without Curry and Heyes.

You got 50 seconds
to send them out,

or say your prayers.

Well, maybe you better
start saying yours.

There's six of us now,

and we're just waiting for something
to move so we can shoot it.

It ain't so one-sided
no more.

Make it seven, Mr. Utley.

Well, better Iate than never,
Mr. Bowers.

There's seven of us now,

and that posse will be coming
at any minute.

Hey, what's he got
in there?

They must be breeding
Iike rabbits.

The old man's running
a bad bluff.

Twenty seconds left.

I'm wondering why they should
always get the first shot.

You know, you're right.

Hold it! Hold it!
Everybody hold your fire!

What do you think, Kid?

I think we just aced the Weaver
gang out of $20,000 reward money.

(GUNS FIRING)

What about Charlie Utley?

Yeah, what about Charlie?

Well, Joe,
what are you waiting for?

You're long overdue
in Red Rock.

Let's get you hitched up and rolling
before anything else happens.

Oh, say,
I darn near forgot.

Figure this is
most ofthat cash

those hold-up fellas
took from you.

The only problem is to
figure out what goes to who.

This is our money?

CHARLIE: Yeah.

How'd you get ahold of it?

Oh, there's still a new trick or
two in the old dog, Mr. Bowers.

Well, thank you, Mr. Utley.

Charlie, we got ourselves
a little problem.

Now, about you
turning us in...

What kind of problem?

Well, it's Iike this,
Charlie.

We did everything
we agreed to.

We didn't use our guns
to get away.

But now that the fighting's
over, we have to admit

we're not looking forward to spending
the rest of our lives in jail.

You figure on breaking
yourword, huh?

Well, let's just say
we're kind of torn.

Well, now,
let me tell you, fellas,

just relax,

'cause I'm not gonna
let you face that problem.

I never believed
that you were gonna be able

to talk that bunch
out of killing you.

I figured the only reason
you went out there

to give yourself up
was because,

you know, there was two Iadies
and a baby in danger in there.

Charlie, that's an awful nice picture
you're painting of us, but the truth is...

The truth is you're both better
fellas than you think you are.

And I'm not that greedy
as to turn you in

because, after all, now I've gotten
to know you a little better.

You two fellas
riding with us or not?

Yeah.

Charlie.

Ma'am.

Goodbye.

CURRY: Charlie, thank you.

Well, goodbye, folks.
Goodbye.

Have a good trip.
Have a good trip.

HEYES: Thank you.

Mr. Heyes, Mr. Curry?

Yeah?

This is where you get off.

He says
this is where we get off.

Hmm.

There's a ranch up there. Belongs
to a fella named Williams.

He'd be real glad to sell you a
couple of horses and saddles.

Might be a safer way
to travel.

Joe, we'd travel anyplace
with you.

But you're right.
You're probably right.

Mr. Bowers.
Mrs. Bowers.

HEYES: Bye now.
Thanks a lot.

See you later.
Goodbye.

Bye now.

Bye, Mr. Bowers.
Thank you, young man.

Mrs. Bowers.
Good Iuck to you all.

Goodbye.

(URGING HORSE)