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>> Announcer: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME TWO OF

TONIGHT'S EMMY NOMINEES,
KATE McKINNON AND

KENAN THOMPSON.
[ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> YES.

GOOD EVENING.
>> AND WELCOME TO THE

"70th PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS."
[ APPLAUSE ]

TONIGHT IS A CELEBRATION OF THE
HARD WORK AND TALENT OF EVERYONE

IN THIS ROOM.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

WE'RE ALSO CELEBRATING
THE FACT THAT THIS YEAR'S EMMY

AWARDS HAS THE MOST DIVERSE
GROUP OF NOMINEES IN EMMY

HISTORY.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> YES, INDEEDY.
ONE STEP CLOSER TO A BLACK

SHELDON.
THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND SAY
IT.

WE SOLVED IT.
>> SERIOUSLY?

SO DIVERSITY IS NOT A PROBLEM IN
HOLLYWOOD ANYMORE?

>> NOPE.
WE SOLVED IT.

>> WHOA.
THAT IS WONDERFUL NEWS.

>> Both: WE SOLVED IT!
♪♪ WE'VE GOTTEN WITH THE TIMES

THERE'S ROOM FOR ALL OUR
VOICES ♪♪

♪♪ BUT MOSTLY SHONDA RHIMES ♪♪
♪♪ WELCOME ASIAN PEOPLE, WE GAVE

YOU THAT ONE SHOW ♪♪
♪♪ WHO CAN FORGET THE AMAZING

SANDRA OH ♪♪
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> SANDRA OH IS THE FIRST ASIAN
WOMAN TO BE NOMINATED FOR A LEAD

ACTRESS EMMY EVER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> THANK YOU, BUT IT'S AN HONOR
JUST TO BE ASIAN.

♪♪ SEE?
THERE WERE NONE

NOW THERE'S ONE ♪♪
♪♪ SO WE'RE DONE ♪♪

♪♪ CONGRATULATIONS ALL AROUND
AND DO US ALL A FAVOR ♪♪

♪♪ NOW PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK ♪♪
♪♪ BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR

NEIGHBOR ♪♪
>> WHAT?

WHAT'D I DO?
HE LIKES IT.

>> HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?
>> YES, MY AGE JUST TOLD ME.

WE SOLVED IT ♪♪
♪♪ BANISHED EVERY CREEP

WHO BROKE THE LAW ♪♪
♪♪ NOW THEY'RE SERVING HARD TIME

AT THAT ARIZONA SPA ♪♪
♪♪ YES, WE SOLVED IT ♪♪

♪♪ WON'T CUT THEM ANY SLACK
THEY'VE BEEN AWAY NINE LONG

MONTHS ♪♪
♪♪ NOW LET THEM ALL COME BACK ♪♪

>> WHOA, TITUSS.
I DON'T THINK SO.

>> I'M SORRY.
IT RHYMED.

>> LOOK AT US.
WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT IN THE SAME

WAY.
WE SOLVED IT!

♪♪ THIS ROOM IS SO DIVERSE
FROM DEMOCRAT TO LIBERAL

DEMOCRAT ♪♪
♪♪ SHALL WE SING ANOTHER VERSE? ♪♪

ING IS GUYS.
>> GUYS, GUYS.

YOU GOT TO STOP.
YOU HAVEN'T SOLVED IT.

THIS SONG IS WAY TOO WHITE.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

COME ON, COME ON.
♪♪ WE SOLVED IT

WE FIXED IT
WE CYNTHIA NIX'D IT ♪♪

♪♪ AND AS FOR POLITICS
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE

STAND ♪♪
♪♪ WITH ROSEANNE ♪♪

>> NO!
>> WHAT?

DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?♪♪

IS THERE ANY ROOM IN THIS SONG
FOR A STRAIGHT WHITE GUY LIKE

ME?
>> WAS THAT SCARY?

>> IT WAS SO SCARY.
IT WAS NOT MY FAVORITE.

IT'S LIMEKE, PLUMMET TO YOUR DEATH
ON NATIONAL TV MUCH?

>> HA HA HA.
>> HMM.

>> ANYWAY, YOU CAN'T BE A PART
OF THIS.

>> THAT'S GOOD.
HAVE FUN, GUYS.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
CHECKING EVERY BOX, PLEASE

WELCOME THE ONE‐OF‐EACH DANCERS.

♪♪♪♪

>> MR. THOMPSON, A PHONE CALL.
>> FOR ME?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
EXCUSE ME.

HELLO?
OH, WE DIDN'T SOLVE IT?

I SEE.
LONG WAY TO GO?

OKAY.
CART BEFORE THE HORSE?

VERY GOOD.
SPIKING THE BALL AT THE

50‐YARD‐LINE?
WELL, SURE.

RIGHT.
RIGHT.

WELL, I APPRECIATE YOUR CALL.
THANK YOU, RU.

>> HOLD UP.
Y'ALL CALLED ME UP HERE FOR ONE

LINE IN A STUPID SKIT?
>> IT'S OKAY, JUST TAKE YOUR

SEAT, PLEASE.
>> Y'ALL AIN'T RIGHT.

>> I KNOW.
WE'RE SORRY.

THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> COME ON, EVERYBODY, WE GOT A

SHOW TO DO.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME

MR. JOHN LEGEND.
♪♪ WE SOLVED IT

CONGRATS TO YOU AND ME AND ME ♪♪
♪♪ WE FIXED THE WORLD

THROUGH THE MAGIC OF TV ♪♪
♪♪ WE SOLVED IT

WE SOLVED IT
WE SOLVED IT ♪♪♪♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: PLEASE WELCOME
YOUR HOSTS, COLIN JOST AND

MICHAEL CHE.
[ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> WHOA.

GOOD EVENING.
>> HELLO, EVERYONE.

WELCOME TO THE
"70th PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS."

I'M COLIN JOST.
>> AND I'M MICHAEL CHE.

>> THANK YOU.
[ APPLAUSE ]

YOU KNOW,
IT IS AN HONOR TO BE HERE

SHARING THIS NIGHT WITH THE
MANY, MANY TALENTED AND CREATIVE

PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD WHO HAVEN'T
BEEN CAUGHT YET.

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS YEAR THE AUDIENCE IS

ALLOWED TO DRINK IN THEIR SEATS.
HOPE YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

[ APPLAUSE ]
BECAUSE THE ONE THING HOLLYWOOD

NEEDS RIGHT NOW IS PEOPLE LOSING
THEIR INHIBITIONS AT A WORK

FUNCTION.
>> THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S TRUE.

MM‐HMM.
>> WE JUST WANT TO SAY A QUICK

HELLO TO THE THOUSANDS OF YOU
HERE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT AND

TO THE HUNDREDS WATCHING AT
HOME.

HI, "SILVER LINING" SENIOR
CENTER.

>> MY MOTHER'S NOT WATCHING
TONIGHT.

>> WHAT?
>> SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE

WATCHING WHITE AWARD SHOWS
BECAUSE Y'ALL DON'T THANK JESUS

ENOUGH.
>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> THE ONLY WHITE PEOPLE THAT
THAT ANYTHING ‐‐ THAT THANK

JESUS AT AWARD SHOWS ARE
REPUBLICANS AND EX‐CRACKHEADS.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW
THIS.

THE FIRST EMMYS WERE HELD
BACK IN 1949.

THINGS WERE VERY DIFFERENT BACK
THEN.

GAS WAS 17 CENTS A GALLON, A NEW
HOME COST $7,000.

AND WE ALL
AGREED THAT NAZIS WERE BAD.

>> MOSTLY.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> IN FACT, ACTUALLY, COLIN,
YOU'LL LIKE THIS, OUR NETWORK,

NBC, HAS THE
MOST NOMINATIONS OF ANY

BROADCAST NETWORK.
WHICH IS KINDA LIKE BEING THE

SEXIEST PERSON ON LIFE SUPPORT.
IT'S NOT GREAT.

>> STILL NOT LOOKING GREAT.
>> NOT GREAT FOR YOU GUYS, NO.

>> NETFLIX OF COURSE HAS THE
MOST

NOMINATIONS TONIGHT.
[ APPLAUSE ]

THAT'S RIGHT.
AND

IF YOU'RE A NETWORK EXECUTIVE,
THAT'S THE SCARIEST THING YOU

CAN POSSIBLY HEAR EXCEPT MAYBE,
"SIR, RONAN FARROW IS ON LINE

ONE."
>> YOU DON'T WANT THAT CALL.

>> YOU DON'T WANT THAT CALL.
OF COURSE THERE ARE SO MANY

INCREDIBLE NOMINEES TONIGHT.
>> "BLACK‐ISH" IS NOMINATED.

[ APPLAUSE ]
"BLACK‐ISH" IS ALSO HOW I'VE

BEEN ASKED TO BEHAVE TONIGHT.
WE'LL SEE HOW THAT GOES.

>> ONE OF OUR FAVORITE SHOWS,
"THIS IS US", IS NOMINATED FOR

BEST DRAMA.
[ APPLAUSE ]

THAT'S RIGHT.
MILO'S HERE.

HE PLAYS JACK ON THE SHOW.
THE NEXT SEASON OF "THIS IS US"

WILL EXPLORE JACK'S EXPERIENCES
IN VIETNAM.

THIS WAS IN RESPONSE TO VIEWERS
WHO WROTE IN AND SAID, "SADDER,

PLEASE."
>> SPEAKING OF SAD, "THE

HANDMAID'S TALE" IS
NOMINATED FOR BEST DRAMA.

[ APPLAUSE ]
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN IT,

BUT
"THE HANDMAID'S TALE" TAKES

PLACE IN AN IMAGINARY FUTURE
WHERE AN ENTIRE GROUP OF PEOPLE

IS VIOLENTLY FORCED TO WORK AND
MAKE BABIES AGAINST THEIR WILL.

IT'S WHAT BLACK PEOPLE CALL
"HISTORY."

IT'S "ROOTS" FOR WHITE WOMEN,
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

>> OF COURSE.
ROOTS WITH BONNETS.

>> THERE WERE SEVERAL DRAMATIC
RESCUES FOR TV SHOWS THIS

SUMMER.
"BROOKLYN NINE‐NINE" WAS

CANCELLED BY FOX, BUT PICKED UP
BY NBC.

>> "LAST MAN STANDING" WAS
CANCELLED BY ABC AND PICKED UP

BY FOX.
>> AND "ROSEANNE" WAS CANCELLED

BY HERSELF, BUT PICKED UP BY
WHITE NATIONALISTS.

OKAY.
>> SHE'S HAD A ROUGH YEAR.

>> THAT'S TOUGH.
>> I HEARD ROSEANNE IS ACTUALLY

MOVING
TO ISRAEL.

HOW MESSED UP IS YOUR LIFE WHEN
YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE MIDDLE

EAST JUST TO GET PEACE OF MIND?
BY THE WAY, CONGRATULATIONS TO

LAURIE METCALF.
PLEASE.

[ APPLAUSE ]
I MEAN, WOW.

THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
YOU KNOW HOW GREAT AN ACTRESS

YOU HAVE TO BE TO GET NOMINATED
FOR "ROSEANNE" NOW?

THAT'S LIKE NOMINATING A COP FOR
A B. E. T. AWARD.

DOESN'T HAPPEN.
IT WOULD BE WEIRD.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> TELEVISION OBVIOUSLY HAS MORE

CHOICES THAN EVER
BEFORE.

THIS YEAR, NETFLIX WILL SPEND
$8 BILLION ON PROGRAMMING, AND

THEY NOW HAVE 700 ORIGINAL
SERIES.

WHICH MAKES ME REALIZE THAT THE
SHOW I PITCHED THEM MUST HAVE

REALLY SUCKED.
>> IT DID.

>> IT'S LIKE BEING TURNED DOWN
FOR A CVS REWARDS CARD.

>> HOW DOES NETFLIX MAKE MONEY?
IT'S LIKE $900 A MONTH AND

EVERYBODY IS SHARING AN ACCOUNT.
>> THE OBAMAS NOW EVEN HAVE

THEIR OWN PRODUCTION DEAL AT
NETFLIX.

AND MY DREAM IS THAT THE ONLY
THING THEY PRODUCE IS THEIR OWN

VERSION OF
HIGHER RATINGS.

>> THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER,
BUT AS WE ALL KNOW, TV HAS

ALWAYS HAD A DIVERSITY PROBLEM.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY DID

15 SEASONS OF "ER" WITHOUT ONE
FILIPINO NURSE?

>> THAT'S CRAZY.
THAT'S JUST CRAZY.

>> HAVE YOU BEEN TO A HOSPITAL?
>> THAT'S JUST CRAZY.

>> EVEN ON A GREAT SHOW LIKE
"CHEERS."

I LOVE "CHEERS," BUT YOU'RE
TELLING ME THEY MADE A

SHOW ABOUT AN ALL‐WHITE SPORTS
BAR IN 1980s BOSTON, AND NOT ONE

BLACK DUDE WALKED IN, SAW ALL
THESE WHITE PEOPLE, AND THEN

WALKED RIGHT BACK OUT?
I WOULD HAVE.

>> AND THERE'S EVEN MORE
DIVERSITY COMING TO TV.

THERE'S A LATINO "MAGNUM P. I."
THERE'S GOING TO BE A BLACK

SAMANTHA ON A REBOOT
OF "BEWITCHED."

BUT IT'S GONNA GET BALANCED OUT
BY AN ALL‐WHITE REBOOT OF

"ATLANTA" CALLED "15 MILES
OUTSIDE OF ATLANTA."

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT'S GOOD.

>> AND IT FOCUSES ON WHITE WOMEN
WHO CALL THE POLICE ON THE CAST

OF "ATLANTA."
>> WELL, IT'S NOT PERFECT.

BUT TV HAS COME A LONG WAY IN
THE PAST 70 YEARS, I THINK

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO
SAY, COLIN.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.
AND WITH THE AMAZING

CONTRIBUTIONS FROM EVERYONE IN
THIS ROOM TONIGHT, I THINK WE

CAN KEEP TELEVISION GOING FOR
ANOTHER FIVE, SIX YEARS TOPS.

>> TOPS.
BUT LET'S HAVE FUN TONIGHT.

>> LET'S START GIVING OUT SOME
TROPHIES.

YOU GUYS EXCITED?
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR
SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY

SERIES.
>> SON, I WAS THREATENING TO

QUIT BACK WHEN I WAS IN DIAPERS.
IT WAS FOR AN ADULT DIAPERS

COMMERCIAL.
AND I WAS FIRED.

>> RONALD REAGAN!
>> DON'T JUGGLE HIM.

>> YOU BOSS SOME WHITE PEOPLE
AROUND.

>> YOU DON'T GET TO BE HAPPY
UNTIL I CAN GET TO MY PIANO.

>> OH, MY GOD.
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

>> I CAN SHOW YOU.
IT'S A TEACHABLE SKILL.

>> I SAID I WAS GOING TO RUN
THIS COUNTRY LIKE A BUSINESS.

THAT BUSINESS IS A WAFFLE HOUSE
AT 2:00 A. M.

>> I LEFT BECAUSE OF THE CRIME
SITUATION.

I COMMITTED A BUNCH OF CRIMES.
AND IT BECAME A SITUATION.

>> AND NOW TO PRESENT THE AWARD
FOR SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY

SERIES, PLEASE WELCOME CLAIRE
FOY AND MATT SMITH.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> GOOD EVENING.

WE'RE HAVING A MARVELOUS TIME.
WE ARE THRILLED TO PRESENT THE

FIRST AWARD OF THE NIGHT.
>> AND IF WE DON'T SOUND

THRILLED, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE
WE'RE VERY, VERY BRITISH.

>> AND THE EMMY GOES TO.
>> HENRY WINKLER.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD.
OKAY.

I ONLY HAVE 37 SECONDS.
I WROTE THIS 43 YEARS AGO.

CAN I JUST SAY SKIP BRITTENHAM
SAID TO ME A LONG TIME AGO IF

YOU STAY AT IT LONG ENOUGH, THE
CHIPS COME TO YOU.

TONIGHT I GOT TO CLEAR THE
TABLE.

IF YOU GET A CHANCE TO WORK WITH
BILL HADER OR ALEC BERG, RUN,

DON'T WORK.
THANK YOU FOR PRODUCING US, FOR

CREATING US, FOR DIRECTING US,
AND BILL FOR ACTING WITH US, AND

ALL OF OUR WONDERFUL WRITERS.
SHERRY THOMPSON AND OUR

WONDERFUL SHARON, SHERRY
GOLDBERG, AN EXTRAORDINARY

PUBLICIST, CLIFF AND AARON AND
CHRIS WHO REPRESENT ME ALMOST

FOR THE FIRST TIME I FEEL
REPRESENTED.

I CAN'T STOP YET.
MY WIFE STACY, OH, MY GOD, MY

CAST AND CREW, AND THE KIDS,
KIDS, JED, ZOE AND MAX, YOU CAN

GO TO BED NOW, DADDY WON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> Announcer: COMING UP NEXT,

JIMMY KIMMEL AND TRACY MORGAN,
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN,

EMILIA CLARKE, ANDY SAMBERG, AND
SANDRA OH.

♪♪♪♪

>>> WELCOME BACK.
>> WELCOME BACK, GUYS.

>> WELCOME BACK.
TONIGHT WE'RE STARTING WITH THE

COMEDY AWARDS.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHING
TV LATELY, A COMEDY IS JUST A

DRAMA THAT'S 30 MINUTES LONG.
>> HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR

SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
SERIES.

>> SORRY I'M LATE, BUT I GOT
HERE AS SOON AS I WANTED TO.

>> FOLKS, LISTEN TO ME, BECAUSE
I'M NO NONSENSE BUT I'M ALL

NONSENSE.
>> I'M LIBERTY BELL, THE

AMERICAN HERO.
I'M A PERFECT TEN AND YOU'RE A

ZERO.
>> THEY'RE ALL DANCING.

OH, MY GOD.
WAS HE HERE THE WHOLE TIME?

>> YOU BOMBED.
YOU TOOK OUT ANTWERP.

PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR
DIRECTIONS FOR A FALLOUT

SHELTER.
YOU BOMBED.

>> THEY WERE MAKING A SOUND THE
WHOLE TIME, LIKE ‐‐

>> NOBODY KICKS OMAROSA OUT OF
THE WHITE HOUSE.

>> GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOW!
>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE

AWARD FOR SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN
A COMEDY SERIES, PLEASE WELCOME

JIMMY KIMMEL AND TRACY MORGAN.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> LET'S HAVE A HAND FOR MICHAEL
AND COLIN.

WEREN'T THEY VERY FUNNY?
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GREAT.

AND THIS IS WHAT THEY'RE GOING
TO LOOK LIKE IN 30 YEARS.

NOW, I KNOW I SPEAK FOR YOU,
TRACY, WHEN

WE SAY WE ARE DELIGHTED THIS
YEAR TO HAVE SUCH A DIVERSE

COLLECTION OF TALENTED
SUPPORTING ACTRESS NOMINEES,

EACH OF WHOM IS VERY DESERVING
OF AN EMMY AWARD.

>> I'M ONLY ROOTING FOR THE
BLACK PEOPLE.

>> WHAT HE'S SAYING IS, IN THIS
CATEGORY IN

PARTICULAR, IT'S HARD TO EVEN
KNOW WHO TO ROOT FOR.

BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT
PEOPLE.

>> I'M ROOTING FOR LESLIE JONES,
ZAZIE BEETZ, AND

MILLIE BOBBY BROWN.
>> MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, SHE'S NOT

BLACK AND SHE'S NOT NOMINATED IN
THIS CATEGORY.

>> WELL, THEN SHE'S UNINVITED TO
THE COOKOUT.

>> THERE'S A COOKOUT?
>> YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME.

>> THE EMMY FOR SUPPORTING
ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES GOES

TO ‐‐
>> ALEX BORSTEIN.

>> COME ON DOWN!
[ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> CONGRATULATIONS.

>> THANK YOU.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> I WENT WITHOUT THE BRA.
WHAT A PLATFORM.

LADIES, WHEN YOU USE A PUBLIC
RESTROOM, SIT DOWN.

IF YOU SIT, WE CAN ALL SIT.
STOP PEEING ON THE SEAT.

I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE AT
AMAZON.

I WANT TO THANK AMY
SHERMAN‐PALLADINO, YOU'RE MY

FRIEND, I LOVE YOU, I HATE YOU.
THE CAST, THE CREW.

THE CREW, THE CREW, YOU DO
EVERYTHING, WE SEE YOU.

MY FAMILY.
YOU ARE EVERYTHING.

MY FATHER, YOU ARE THE ONLY MAN
WHO HAS EVER TRULY LOVED AND

TAKEN CARE OF ME, THANK YOU FOR
THAT.

MY BROTHERS, MY LA LA, LIFE IS
POSSIBLE WITH YOU.

MY CHILDREN, YOU ARE EVERYTHING.
THIS IS ALL FUN.

THIS IS WONDERFUL.
BUT NONE OF THIS MATTERS.

YOU MATTER.
I LOVE YOU.

THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME A LIFE
AND I'M GOING TO TRY TO BE THERE

FOR MORE OF IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: AND NOW HERE ARE
THE NOMINEES FOR OUTSTANDING

WRITING FOR A COMEDY SERIES.
>> I WOULD SAY NICE TO MEET YOU,

BUT I'M LEAVING TOWN.
I'LL JUST SAY WE ALWAYS MET.

>> I WANT TO GO OUT THERE AND
TRY TO BURN A GUY AND HAVE HIM

SAY, THERE'S THE GUY FROM THE
CHICKEN COMMERCIAL.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF I DO
COMMERCIALS.

>> DID YOU EVER THINK YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING AND YOU

SUDDENLY REALIZED YOU'RE NOT?
>> YES.

MARRIED.
>> THAT'S GOOD.

YOU'RE GOOD.
>> YOU SHOULD STICK TO YOUR

HUSBAND SO WE'LL GET PAID.
>> I WILL CALL MY HUSBAND AND

THEN THE POLICE.
>> DO IT, THEN, BEIGE LADY.

>> WHO IS DOING "LONG DAY
JOURNEY INTO NIGHT" WITH A BUNCH

OF COKE HEADS?
WE COULD BRING IT IN JUST UNDER

37 MINUTES.
>> THEY'RE ATTACKING US.

>> IT'S THE 51% ATTACK.
>> IT HAS TO BE.

>> I'M SORRY, WHAT?
>> Announcer: PRESENTING THIS

WRITING AWARD ARE
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN AND

EMILIA CLARKE.
>> AN ACTOR IS NOTHING WITHOUT

WRITING.
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT A WRITER

TOLD ME.
>> TONIGHT, WE ARE HAPPY TO

ANNOUNCE THAT THE COMEDY WRITING
CATEGORY, ONCE DOMINATED BY

WHITE MALE NERDS, NOW BOASTS
MORE FEMALE AND DIVERSE NERDS

THAN EVER BEFORE.
>> THE EMMY FOR WRITING FOR A

COMEDY SERIES GOES TO ‐‐
>> AMY SHERMAN‐PALLADINO.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> UH, HI.
WHOEVER PUT THAT CARPET DOWN

HATES WOMEN.
I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT RIGHT

AWAY.
TIME'S UP, OKAY?

ALEX BORSTEIN MADE ME RIP MY
TIGHTS.

WHATEVER.
I'LL GET THROUGH THIS.

I JUST WANT TO SAY MY FATHER
INSPIRED THIS, REALLY.

I HAD TO TURN A 6'2" BRONX JEW
INTO RACHEL BROSNAHAN.

THAT'S HOLLYWOOD.
I WANT TO THANK HIM AND I WANT

TO THANK MY HUSBAND, DANNY
PALLADINO.

AND MY CAST, MY CAST.
YOUR GRACIOUSNESS, YOUR HARD

WORK, YOUR BRILLIANCE AND YOUR
ENDURANCE.

AND THE FACT THAT YOU GRACIOUSLY
ACCEPTED.

SOMETIMES IT MATTERS WHEN YOU
DROP A "THE."

I THANK YOU.
I LOVE YOU.

GOODBYE.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: HERE ARE THE
NOMINEES FOR DIRECTING FOR A

COMEDY SERIES.
>> DONALD GLOVER, "ATLANTA,"

"FUBU"
>> HIRO MURAI, "ATLANTA," "TEDDY

PERKINS"
>> BILL HADER, "BARRY," "CHAPTER

ONE: MAKE YOUR MARK"
>> MARK CENDROWSKI, "THE BIG

BANG THEORY," "THE BOW TIE
ASYMMETRY"

>> JESSE PERETZ, "GLOW," "PILOT"
>> AMY SHERMAN‐PALLADINO, "THE

MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL," "PILOT"
>> MIKE JUDGE, "SILICON VALLEY,"

"INITIAL COIN OFFERING"
>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THIS

DIRECTING AWARD, HERE ARE
SANDRA OH AND ANDY SAMBERG.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> GOOD EVENING.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO COME OUT
HERE AND READ THE WINNER, BUT

INSTEAD, I'VE DECIDED TO SPEAK
FROM THE HEART.

>> WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
WHY DID YOU RIP THE ENVELOPE?

>> I DON'T KNOW, I WAS IN THE
MOMENT.

I GOT OVERWHELMED.
>> NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHO THE

WINNER IS.
>> OH, MY GOD, I SHOULDN'T HAVE

DONE THAT.
SHOULD WE JUST MAKE IT UP?

>> I DON'T THINK WE CAN DO THAT.
>> THE WINNER IS "LA LA LAND."

>> NO, DON'T DO THAT.
ANYTHING BUT THAT.

JUST GIVE ME THE TWO SIDES.
>> JEREMY PARK.

>> WHO IS THAT?
>> A GUY I DATED IN HIGH SCHOOL.

>> YOU THINK HE WON THE AWARD
FOR DIRECTING A COMEDY?

>> WE LOST TOUCH.
HE COULD BE DOING ANYTHING.

>> ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME THAT.
>> I MISS YOU, JEREMY.

>> COME ON.
AND THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐

AMY SHERMAN‐PALLADINO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> MY PANIC ROOM IS GOING TO BE

SO PRETTY.
OKAY.

IT TAKES A GIANT VILLAGE FULL OF
UNION CREW MEMBERS TO MAKE SURE

THAT MAISEL GOES OUT ON THE
STREETS OF NEW YORK AND TAKES

YOUR PARKING SPACES AWAY FROM
YOU.

TO MY CREW, MY CREW, MY CREW,
YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING.

I WORSHIP YOU.
TO DAVID MULLEN, PROFESSOR

MULLEN, THE DP FROM THE GODS, TO
MARIELLA, BEGGS A. D. IN THE

WORLD, YOU ARE NEXT.
TO DANA GILBERT, WHAT CAN SAY,

YOU MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN.
AND I HAVE TO SAY ONCE AGAIN,

DANIEL PALLADINO, MY
CONSIGLIERE, MY EVERYTHING, I

LOVE YOU TO DEATH.
MY ACTORS, GOD LOVE YOU, YOU

DON'T FLINCH WHEN I SAY IT'S A
SIX‐PAGE.

I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.
THANK YOU AND GOODBYE.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Announcer: UP NEXT,

TIFFANY HADDISH, ANGELA BASSETT,
AND MICHAEL DOUGLAS.

PLUS, THE AWARDS FOR LEAD ACTOR
AND ACTRESS IN A COMEDY. EMMY AWARDS IS

SPONSORED BY SAMSUNG.

>> Announcer: OUR NEXT AWARD IS
FOR LEAD ACTRESS IN A COMEDY

SERIES.
HERE ARE THE NOMINEES.

>> AT THIS RATE, HUSBAND ADAM
WILL ONLY BE HOCKEY GAMES, BALL

SCRATCHES, AND FARTS.
>> I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO

DO FOR MAMA.
>> PUT HER DOWN, BACK OF THE

HEAD, DOUBLE TAP.
>> I LOVE HOW WE CAN JOKE ABOUT

THIS.
>> COULD I GET SOME WATER?

>> YES, SURE.
>> THAT'S REALLY VODKA.

>> WHAT CART, I DON'T SEE A
CART?

>> MY NAME IS MRS. MAISEL.
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

>> Announcer: TO REVEAL THE
WINNER, PLEASE WELCOME

ANGELA BASSETT AND THIS YEAR'S
WINNER FOR GUEST ACTRESS IN A

COMEDY SERIES, TIFFANY HADDISH.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> IT IS A PLEASURE TO PRESENT
THIS AWARD AMONG SUCH A TALENTED

GROUP OF WOMEN.
>> YES.

SO MANY EXCEPTIONAL ACTRESSES.
>> WELL?

YOU'VE HAD QUITE THE EXCEPTIONAL
YEAR YOURSELF, TIFFANY.

>> I HAVE, I HAVE.
SEPTEMBER 28th.

BUT I'M STANDING HERE WITH
ANGELA BASSETT.

[ APPLAUSE ]
ROYALTY.

ROYALTY.
>> YES, AND NOW LET'S GET DOWN

TO BUSINESS.
>> SHE READY.

THE EMMY FOR LEAD ACTRESS IN A
COMEDY SERIES GOES TO ‐‐

>> RACHEL BROSNAHAN.
>> "THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL."

[ APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> THERE YOU GO, GIRL.
>> THANK YOU.

OH, BYE.
>> THERE YOU GO.

WOW.
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH.

HI.
OKAY.

THANK YOU TO OUR BRILLIANT
WRITERS AND CREATORS, AMY

SHERMAN‐PALLADINO AND DAN
PALLADINO, I'LL BE THANKING YOU

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE FOR
TRUSTING ME WITH YOUR MIDGE.

THANK YOU TO ALL OUR PRODUCERS,
OUR TEAM AT AMAZON, TO JEFF AND

JEN AND MARK AND KEN AND ALBERT
AND DONNA.

AND THANK YOU TO OUR INCREDIBLE
CAST.

AND OUR EARTH‐SHATTERINGLY
TALENTED CREW.

THIS IS INSANE.
THANK YOU TO MY TEAM AT CAA AND

KEN LEE AND CAROL AND TED.
MY FRIENDS AND MY FAMILY, YOU

ARE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING TO ME.
AND ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE THE

MOST ABOUT THIS SHOW WHILE I
HAVE YOU CAPTIVE FOR ANOTHER TWO

SECONDS, IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN WHO
IS FINDING HER VOICE ANEW.

IT'S SOMETHING THAT'S HAPPENING
ALL OVER THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.

ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT WAYS
THAT WE CAN FIND AND USE OUR

VOICES IS TO VOTE.
SO IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY

REGISTERED, DO IT ON YOUR
CELLPHONE RIGHT NOW.

VOTE, SHOW UP, AND BRING A
FRIEND TO THE POLLS.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: OUR NEXT AWARD IS
FOR LEAD ACTOR IN A COMEDY

SERIES.
HERE ARE THE NOMINEES ‐‐

>> I'M STRESS EATING AND I'M
GAINING WEIGHT AND MY THIGHS,

LOOK AT THAT.
>> COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS ONLY.

>> YOU CALL YOURSELF A SALESMAN?
YOU SON OF A BITCH.

>> WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
>> I'M JOKING.

>> YOU'RE LIKE THE OLD CLOTHES
RICH PEOPLE DONATE TO GOODWILL.

SOMETHING THEY DON'T NEED BUT
THEY CAN PAT THEMSELVES ON THE

BACK FOR ANYWAY.
>> I'M RICH!

>> THAT'S ENOUGH ALREADY.
I CAN'T HEAR A THING.

SHUT UP.
>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE

AWARD FOR LEAD ACTOR IN A COMEDY
SERIES, PLEASE WELCOME

MICHAEL DOUGLAS.
>> GOOD EVENING.

SO I'VE WON A FEW AWARDS IN MY
CAREER.

BUT I'VE LOST A HELL OF A LOT
MORE.

SO I WANT TO GIVE SOME ADVICE TO
THE LOSERS.

CARRY THAT RAGE.
LET IT FUEL EVERYTHING YOU DO

FROM THIS NIGHT FORWARD.
KNOW THAT YOU WERE CHEATED.

YOU WERE ROBBED.
THAT IS A FACT.

LET THAT FIRE BURN IN YOUR BELLY
UNTIL YOUR COLD, DEAD BODY IS IN

A PINE BOX, SIX FEET DEEP,
CLUTCHING ALL ITS EMMYS TO ITS

CHEST.
[ APPLAUSE ]

AND THE AWARD FOR LEAD ACTOR IN
A COMEDY SERIES GOES TO ‐‐

BILL HADER, "BARRY."
[ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪

>> UHH, I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS
GOING TO HAPPEN.

OKAY.
SO, YEAH, I TOOK CLASSES AT

SECOND CITY, L. A.
NOTHING.

I WAS TAUGHT THERE THAT YOU
SHOULD ALWAYS MAKE THE OTHER

PEOPLE LOOK GOOD.
SO WHAT I DID WAS I HIRED A

BUNCH OF REALLY GREAT ACTORS
THAT MADE ME LOOK REALLY GOOD.

SO I SHARE THIS WITH THE CAST.
HENRY WINKLER, STEVEN ROOT,

SARAH GOLDBERG, ANTHONY
CARRIGAN, PAULA NEWSOM.

ALL OF YOU, THANK YOU SO, SO
MUCH.

THANK YOU, ALEC BERG, THANK YOU,
HBO.

AND HANNAH, HARPER, HALEY.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: NEXT,
BOB ODENKIRK,

CONSTANCE WU, KIT HARINGTON,
CHRISSY TEIGEN AND JOHN LEGEND.

♪♪♪♪
>> WE'RE BACK.

>> HELLO.
>> THANK YOU.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> I JUST WANT TO SAY, SIX

AWARDS, ALL WHITE WINNERS.
NOBODY THANKED JESUS YET.

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ONE LADY ONE TWICE AND STILL

DIDN'T THANK JESUS.
>> WE'RE NOW INTO THE

"LIMITED SERIES" CATEGORIES.
>> A LIMITED SERIES IS WHEN A

MOVIE STAR REACHES THE LIMIT ON
ALL THEIR CREDIT CARDS SO THEY

HAVE TO DO TV.
CUMBERBATCH KNOWS WHAT I'M

TALKING ABOUT.
>> GET YOUR MONEY, MAN.

>> AS YOU KNOW, IT'S THE EMMYS
70th ANNIVERSARY TONIGHT, AND WE

THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO GIVE
YOU ALL SOME INTERESTING FACTS

ABOUT TELEVISION'S RICH HISTORY
WITH THE HELP OF OUR GOOD

FRIENDS MAYA RUDOLPH AND
FRED ARMISEN.

[ APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> HI.
>> HI, GUYS.

>> HEY.
>> SO YOU GUYS KNOW EVERYTHING

THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE
EMMYS.

>> OKAY.
>> GREAT.

BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY
NOMINEES, AND SO MANY

CATEGORIES, AND WE'RE GONNA BE
COMING TO YOU WITH A LOT OF

QUESTIONS TONIGHT.
YOU MUST HAVE DONE WEEKS OF

RESEARCH.
>> OH, MY GOD.

YES!
>> SO MUCH RESEARCH.

IT WAS LIKE, THIS IS ME
NORMALLY, AHHH.

AND THIS IS MY RESEARCHING.
>> WOW.

SO DID YOU MEMORIZE IT ALL OR DO
YOU HAVE NOTES?

>> WE MEMORIZED IT.
>> WE HAVE NOTES.

>> YEAH, WE MADE A NOTE FOR
OURSELVES TO MEMORIZE IT.

>> BUT, YOU KNOW.
>> IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE

VERY PREPARED.
>> OH, YEAH.

>> I'M GLAD IT SOUNDS LIKE IT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'RE ACTUALLY

OVERPREPARED.
>> IT'S LIKE, DIAL IT BACK, IT'S

LIKE TOO MUCH FASCINATING
INFORMATION.

>> TOO MUCH.
>> WHEN WE HAVE A QUESTION,

WE'RE GOING TO COME LOOKING FOR
YOU GUYS.

>> YOU BETTER, LITTLE MAN.
ALSO, IS THERE A SMOOTHIE PLACE

AROUND HERE?
>> FRED AND MAYA, EVERYBODY.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> AND NOW, HERE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR SUPPORTING ACTRESS
IN A LIMITED SERIES OR MOVIE.

>> WE LOST OUR HUSBANDS AND A
FEW HORSES.

AND WE'RE STILL HERE.
THAT MEANS WE'VE STILL GOT

CHOICES.
♪♪ HOW DID IT COME TO THIS ♪♪

>> I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU OR
ANYONE.

NOT EVEN MYSELF.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

>> I WANT EVERYTHING.
>> YOU HAVE IT ALL.

I GIVE YOU ALL.
>> FIND HIM.

CATCH HIM.
BUT DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT WHAT

MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE GOING
THROUGH HIS MIND.

>> NEVER ACCEPT DRINKS FROM
STRANGERS.

MY DADDY TAUGHT ME THAT.
>> Announcer: YOU'VE SEEN THE

NOMINEES.
NOW, TO PRESENT THE AWARD,

PLEASE WELCOME JOHN LEGEND AND
CHRISSY TEIGEN.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> WELL, IT HAS BEEN AN

INCREDIBLE WEEK.
>> OH, MY GOD, WE GET IT, YOU

WON THE E. G. O. T., WE GET IT.
GUYS, DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS

BEHAVIOR.
>> I WAS TALKING ABOUT OUR

ANNIVERSARY.
>> OKAY, THANK YOU, JESUS.

THAT'S FOR YOU, MICHAEL.
THAT'S FOR YOU.

>> AND THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐
MERRITT WEVER, "GODLESS."

[ APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> UMM, OH, I'M SO SORRY, I
REALLY APPRECIATE THIS, AND I

REALLY HOPE THAT YOU DON'T
MISTAKE MY FEAR RIGHT NOW FOR A

LACK OF GRATITUDE.
I'M SO ‐‐ I JUST WANTED TO SAY

HELLO AND CONGRATULATIONS TO ‐‐
I CAME PREPARED AND IT'S BOMBING

ALREADY.
I WANTED TO BE A GROWN UP ABOUT

THIS.
BUT I WANTED TO SAY

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE OTHER
NOMINEES, IT'S VERY MUCH AN

HONOR TO BE COUNTED AMONG YOU
TONIGHT.

IT'S A REALLY LOVELY THING.
UMM, THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE I

WANT TO THANK.
BUT I THINK I'M GOING TO TRY AND

DO IT IN PRIVATE.
I JUST WANT TO SAY I'M STILL

SHOCKED THAT YOU'VE MADE A SPACE
FOR ME AND THAT YOU MADE A SPACE

FOR MARY AGNES.
I LOVE HER AND I STILL MISS HER.

AND I HOPE SHE'S WELL.
AND I WISH I COULD TELL HER

ABOUT TONIGHT.
AND THANK YOU FROM THE BOTH OF

US, SO VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> WE WANTED TO TAKE A QUICK
BREAK TO CHECK IN WITH OUR EMMY

EXPERTS FRED AND MAYA AND SEE IF
THEY COULD ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS

FOR US.
>> HEY, GUYS.

READY TO GIVE US SOME EMMY
FACTS?

>> UH.
YEAH.

SHOOT.
>> GREAT.

WELL, I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED ABOUT
THE EMMY STATUE ITSELF.

CAN YOU TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT
ITS HISTORY?

>> OH!
OF COURSE.

WELL, IT'S ABOUT THIS BIG.
>> ACTUALLY, THERE'S AN EMMY

RIGHT NEXT TO YOU GUYS.
>> OH!

THIS?
THIS IS ‐‐ WE KNEW THAT.

>> HERE SHE IS.
>> THE ORIGINAL GOLDEN GIRL.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.
AND IT'S GOT A TOP AND IT'S GOT

A BOTTOM.
>> YES.

AND THAT'S THE HISTORY.
>> YOU GOOD?

>> ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TRY A DIFFERENT

QUESTION.
>> WHY?

>> I'VE HEARD THE EMMY WAS
ACTUALLY

MODELED AFTER THE DESIGNER'S
WIFE?

>> OKAY.
MM‐HMM.

>> UH, YEP.
MRS. JOHNSON.

>> YOU GOOD?
>> HANG ON, I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED

WHAT SHE'S HOLDING.
>> WHO?

>> MRS. JOHNSON?
>> YES.

THE THING SHE IS HOLDING.
WHAT IS THAT?

>> OH.
THAT ‐‐ THAT'S ‐‐ THAT'S HER

FAMOUS BALL OF RIBBONS.
>> RIGHT.

AND SHE'S HOLDING IT UP TO THE
LIGHT TO SEE IF IT'S DIRTY.

>> AND IT'S NOT, YAY.
>> DOES IT SYMBOLIZE ANYTHING?

>> YOU TELL ME.
YOU GOOD?

>> NO, WE'RE NOT GOOD.
BUT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE OUT

OF TIME.
>> OH, NO.

>> FRED AND MAYA, EVERYONE.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> AND NOW, HERE ARE THE
NOMINEES FOR SUPPORTING ACTOR IN

A LIMITED SERIES OR MOVIE.
♪♪♪♪

>> TO THE LOVED ONES OF THE
VICTIMS OF 9/11, YOUR GOVERNMENT

FAILED YOU.
>> THE BARS, THE MEALS, THE MEN,

IT MEANS NOTHING.
I WANT MY LIFE BACK.

>> THEY KNOW YOU'RE COMING,
STOP!

THEY KNOW YOU'RE COMING, STOP!
>> WAS I PAID TO LOVE HIM?

>> IT'S GODLESS COUNTRY.
>> Announcer: NOW, TO PRESENT

THE AWARD, PLEASE WELCOME,
KIT HARINGTON AND CONSTANCE WU.

>> THE PERFORMANCES OF THOSE
NOMINEES ELEVATE OUR INDUSTRY

AND OUR ART.
>> AND GAVE US HOURS AND HOURS

OF COMPELLING AND CAPTIVATING
TELEVISION.

>> AND THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐
>> JEFF DANIELS.

>> JEFF DANIELS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO A WESTERN,

DO IT WITH SCOTT FRANK.
THANK YOU TO NETFLIX FOR YOUR

SUPPORT OF ARTISTS, LETTING
ARTISTS BE ARTISTS.

PAUL MARTINO, EDDIE YABLONZ HAVE
BEEN WITH ME SINCE THE LATE

'40s.
JEN CURRAN, MICHELLE SCHWARTZ,

BRANDON CLARK, WHO TRAINED ME ON
A HORSE IN MICHIGAN.

FELIX DELGADO, MY DRIVER.
KATHLEEN, MY WIFE, MY FAMILY.

MARK WARRICK, MY HORSE WRANGLER.
LITTLE TIP FOR YOU YOUNG ACTORS.

WHEN THEY CALL AND SAY CAN YOU
RIDE A HORSE, DON'T LIE.

YOU WILL FIND ON DAY ONE YOU'RE
IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY.

I WOULD ALSO FINALLY LIKE TO
THANK MY HORSE, APOLLO.

HE WAS JEFF BRIDGES' HORSE ON
"TRUE GRIT" AND I FELT HE WAS

MAKING UNFAIR COMPARISONS.
THREE TIMES HE THREW ME OFF THE

HORSE.
THREE TIMES.

THE THIRD AND LAST TIME, I BROKE
MY WRIST, LITERALLY BROKE MY

WRIST.
IT WAS MY LEFT WRIST.

IT'S NOW OFFICIALLY HEALED.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Announcer: THESE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR WRITING FOR A
LIMITED SERIES, MOVIE OR

DRAMATIC SPECIAL.
>> WE HAD A FUTURE.

>> ANDREW.
>> WE HAD A FUTURE, DAVID.

>> DID YOU FORGET YOUR PENCIL?
AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, ACTUALLY,

YEAH.
OH, I HAVE AN EXTRA ONE.

THEY'LL BE LIKE, BOOM.
>> NOW IT SEEMS MY TWILIGHT'S

COME HOME AND I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR
IT KNOCKING.

>> WE'LL SHOW YOU MERCY.
>> GREAT MERCY SHOWING, CAPTAIN.

>> TOMORROW YOU SHOULD
RECONSIDER YOUR AMENIBILITY.

>> WHAT YEAR IS THIS?
[ SCREAMING ]

>> SIR, CARE FOR DESSERT?
>> HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A

DESSERT?
FEED IT?

VISIT IT ON SUNDAYS?
>> Announcer: THOSE ARE THE

NOMINEES.
NOW, TO PRESENT THE AWARD,

PLEASE WELCOME AMY BRYANT AND
BOB ODENKIRK.

>> THE EMMY AWARDS BEGAN IN
1949 WITH A BRIEF READING OF THE

NOMINEES AND WINNERS.
THE ENTIRE SHOW LASTED TEN

MINUTES.
>> THE AUDIENCE WAS NOT

IMPRESSED.
THEY WANTED IT TO BE SO MUCH

LONGER.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

SO THE NEXT YEAR, ACTORS AND
ACTRESSES WERE FORCED TO READ

CHARMING PATTER BETWEEN EACH,
UMM, AWARD.

>> AND SUDDENLY THEY HAD A HIT.
PEOPLE LOVED THE NATURAL AND

VERY COOL BANTER AND HILARIOUS
SEGUES.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, AIDY.
SPEAKING OF HILARIOUS SEGUES,

THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐
>> THE EMMY GOES TO WILLIAM

BRIDGES AND CHARLIE BROOKER,
"BLACK MIRROR: USS CALLISTER."

[ APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> OH, MY GOODNESS ME.
WHAT A DELIGHTFUL BUT HORRIFYING

OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE THIS IS.
WE NEED TO THANK EVERYONE AT NET

LICKS
NETFLIX FOR BEING SUPPORTIVE.

OUR INCREDIBLE CAST AND CREW.
ANNABELLE JONES, CO‐SHOW‐RUNNER

WITHOUT WHOM NONE OF THIS
OCCURS.

OUR FAMILIES AND OUR WIVES, I
HAVE TO THANK MY WIFE DOWN

THERE.
>> AND JULES.

>> WHO CAME BACK JUST IN TIME.
AND I NEED TO THANK MY CHILDREN,

WHO I DON'T KNOW WHY, THEY'RE
ONLY 4 AND 6 YEARS OLD, IT TURNS

OUT THEY'RE NOT REALLY INTO
"BLACK MIRROR."

TINY INGRATES.
I WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE

CREATIVE DEBT THIS STORY IN
PARTICULAR OWES TO PROGRESSIVE

U.S. TITANS OF SCI‐FI, "TWILIGHT
ZONE" AND "STAR TREK."

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> Announcer: UP NEXT,

LESLIE JONES, RUPAUL,
JAMES CORDEN, LARRY DAVID AND

RACHEL BROSNAHAN.
PLUS, THE AWARDS FOR LEAD ACTOR

AND ACTRESS IN A LIMITED SERIES.
THE EMMYS, ON NBC.

♪♪♪♪
>> Announcer: PLEASE WELCOME

ALEC BALDWIN AND KATE McKINNON.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> THE VERY FIRST EMMY AWARDS
WERE HELD AT THE HOLLYWOOD

ATHLETIC CLUB IN 1949.
>> ONLY 9% OF AMERICANS OWNED A

TELEVISION AT THE TIME, BUT THE
INDUSTRY THOUGHT, "WE'VE BEEN ON

THE AIR FOR A YEAR.
WE SHOULD GIVE OURSELVES SOME

AWARDS."
>> THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE WHO

WERE AROUND THEN THAT ARE STILL
WORKING IN TELEVISION TODAY, AND

WE ARE LUCKY TO BE JOINED BY ONE
OF THEM TONIGHT.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME,
BETTY WHITE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> BETTY WAS NOMINATED FOR THE

EMMY 24 TIMES.
AND SHE WON EIGHT.

>> AND AT 96 YEARS OLD SHE STILL
THINKS ABOUT THOSE EMMYS SHE

DIDN'T WIN.
AND SHE'S STILL BITTER.

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE

INCOMPARABLE, BETTY WHITE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪

>> OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH, MY GOODNESS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU.

I'M JUST GOING TO QUIT WHILE I'M
AN AHEAD.

‐‐ WHILE I'M AHEAD.
OH, MY GOODNESS, GOODNESS,

GOODNESS.
THIS IS VERY EXCITING.

I THOUGHT THE BIGGEST, MOST
EXCITING NIGHT I HAD EVER HAD,

I'M TALKING TO LORNE MICHAELS
NOW, WAS THE NIGHT THAT HE GAVE

ME AN HONOR.
BUT BOY, YOU TOPPED YOURSELF

TONIGHT, LORNE.
[ APPLAUSE ]

YOU THINK I'M GOING TO MISS A
CHANCE WHEN I GET IT?

BELIEVE ME, THIS GOES BACK TO ‐‐
SOMEBODY SAID SOMETHING THE

OTHER DAY ABOUT FIRST LADY OF
TELEVISION.

AND I TOOK IT AS A BIG
COMPLIMENT.

AND THEN I HEARD HER TALKING TO
HER DAUGHTER A LITTLE LATER, SHE

SAID, FIRST LADY, YES, SHE'S
THAT OLD, SHE WAS THE FIRST WON,

WAY, WAY BACK.
BUT LITTLE DID I DREAM THEN THAT

I WOULD BE HERE.
IT'S INCREDIBLE THAT I'M STILL

IN THIS BUSINESS, THAT I'M
STILL ‐‐ AND YOU ARE STILL

PUTTING UP WITH ME.
[ APPLAUSE ]

NO, I'M THANKING YOU.
IT'S INCREDIBLE THAT YOU CAN

STAY IN A CAREER THIS LONG AND
STILL HAVE PEOPLE PUT UP WITH

YOU.
I WISH THEY DID THAT AT HOME.

I WANT TO THANK LORNE MICHAELS
FOR DOING NOT ONLY THIS TONIGHT,

BUT ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS
HE'S DONE WITH ME ‐‐ NO, FOR ME.

[ LAUGHTER ]
AND ALL I CAN SAY IS, IT'S SUCH

A BLESSED BUSINESS TO BE IN, AND
HOW LUCKY CAN I BE, AND HOW MUCH

I SAY, THANK YOU TO EACH AND
EVERY ONE OF YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BETTY WHITE.

>> Announcer: AND NOW, HERE ARE
THE NOMINEES FOR DIRECTING FOR A

LIMITED SERIES, MOVIE OR
DRAMATIC SPECIAL.

>> RYAN MURPHY, "THE
ASSASSINATION OF GIANNI VERSACE:

AMERICAN CRIME STORY," "THE MAN
WHO WOULD BE VOGUE"

>> SCOTT FRANK, "GODLESS"
>> DAVID LEVEAUX, ALEX

RUDZINSKI, "JESUS CHRIST
SUPERSTAR LIVE IN CONCERT"

>> CRAIG ZISK, "THE LOOMING
TOWER 9/11"

>> BARRY LEVINSON, "PATERNO"
>> EDWARD BERGER, "PATRICK

MELROSE"
>> DAVID LYNCH, "TWIN PEAKS"

>> Announcer: TO REVEAL THE
WINNER, PLEASE WELCOME

JAMES CORDEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> HELLO, GOOD EVENING.

WHAT ABOUT THAT BETTY WHITE.
LAST NIGHT SHE BROKE UP A FIGHT

BETWEEN TOM ARNOLD AND MARK
BURNETT.

SHE NEVER STOPS.
LET'S GET IT TRENDING.

EMMYS SO WHITE.
WITHOUT THIS NEXT GROUP OF

NOMINEES, DARREN CRISS WOULD
JUST BE WANDERING AROUND SOUTH

BEACH AIMLESSLY IN A TANK TOP.
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WOULDN'T

KNOW WHICH ANGLE TO TURN HIS
RAZOR SHARP CHEEKBONES, AND JOHN

LEGEND WOULD STILL BE, LET'S BE
HONEST, FLAWLESS.

THE EMMY GOES TO RYAN MURPHY.
[ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> I'M SO SHOCKED.

THANK YOU.
THANK YOU TO MY GUYS.

DAVID AND LOGAN AND FORTY.
I WANT TO THANK DANA WALDEN AND

PETER RICE AND GARY NEWMAN AND
JOHN LANGRAF AND JOE COHEN AND

BRIAN LORD AND KEVIN UBAINE.
I WOULD NOT BE HERE WITHOUT BRAD

FALCHECK AND TOM ROB SMITH, I
DEFINITELY WOULD NOT BE HERE

WITHOUT YOUR BRILLIANT SCRIPT.
I WANT TO THANK MY BEAUTIFUL

CAST
CAST, DARREN CRISS, AND MOST OF

ALL I JUST WANT TO THANK ALL THE
WOMEN IN MY LIFE WHO HAVE

SUPPORTED ME FROM DAY ONE.
JULIA AND GWYNETH AND SARAH

PAULSON.
I LOVE YOU.

AND ANGELA BASSETT AND KATHY
BATES.

I DO NOT DESERVE YOU.
I WORK HARD FOR YOU, I LOVE YOU.

I'M VERY SHOCKED.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Announcer: NOW, HERE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR LEAD ACTRESS IN A
LIMITED SERIES OR MOVIE.

>> I SHOULD HAVE JUST DID IT.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.

>> I AM NOT A VICTIM.
I DON'T NEED YOU OR ANYBODY TO

CALL ME A VICTIM.
>> DO IT.

WE'RE GOING TO BE AWFUL DAMN
SICK FROM THE BULLET IN YOUR

CHEST.
>> I NEVER PRAYED FOR ANYTHING

HARDER IN MY LIFE THAN FOR MY
SON TO LIVE.

>> IF YOU CONVICT HIM NOW OF
FIRST‐DEGREE MURDER, IT WILL BE

HIS FATHER'S LAST ACT OF TERROR.
>> I AM NOT CRAZY.

YOU PEOPLE ARE TERRORIZING MY
FAMILY AND IT STOPS NOW.

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THIS
DIRECTING AWARD, PLEASE WELCOME

LESLIE JONES AND RUPAUL.
[ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> LESLIE AND I HAVE SOMETHING

IN COMMON.
>> GUYS, WE BOTH LOVE THE SHOW

"RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE."
THAT SHOW IS SO FIERCE.

>> FIERCE.
>> THAT'S WHY WE'VE GIVEN ALL

THE NOMINEES A DRAG NAME LIKE
SIR LADY ALEC BALDWIN.

>> OH, I LIKE THAT, THAT'S CUTE.
MISS ZSA ZSA LEGUIZAMO.

>> ANTHONY "THE TUCK" ANDERSON.
>> I LIKE THAT.

AND SANDRA OH NO SHE BETTER DO.
>> AND THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐

>> HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
>> HELP ME, BABY.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
WOO, REGINA KING!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> OKAY.
REALLY?

SAY WORD.
OH, MY GOD.

OKAY.
SO I DROPPED LIPSTICK ON MY

DRESS AND I WAS DOWN THERE
TRYING TO GET IT OUT BECAUSE I

KNEW ‐‐ WOW.
OKAY.

I DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
BECAUSE I WASN'T REALLY

EXPECTING THIS.
BUT I AM SO GRATEFUL, TELEVISION

ACADEMY.
Y'ALL MY FRIENDS, MY PEERS,

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
FOX 21, NETFLIX, OH, MY GOD,

THANK YOU FOR CREATING AN
OPPORTUNITY NOTO TELL A STORY AND

HOLD A MIRROR UP TO WHAT'S GOING
ON.

TODAY I AM JUST FLOORED.
RUSSELL HORNSBY, THE INCREDIBLE

CAST.
OH, MY GOD.

I
I

IAN, IF YOU ARE AT HOME, NO
CAPS, WHAT?

I PROBABLY SAID IT WRONG.
NO CAP.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
I AM ‐‐ THANK YOU.

THIS IS AMAZING.
I WANT TO CURSE RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS GOOD.
THANK YOU, JESUS, MICHAEL CHE.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Announcer: AND NOW, HERE ARE

THE NOMINEES
FOR LEAD ACTOR IN A LIMITED

SERIES OR MOVIE.
♪♪ NOW I'M SAD AND TIRED ♪♪

>> YOU WON'T DIE, YOU KNOW.
NO ONE DIES IN HERE UNLESS I

WANT THEM TO.
>> I CAN'T ALLOW THIS TO DESTROY

YOUR LIFE.
I CAN'T ALLOW THAT.

>> I REALLY WISH PEOPLE WOULD
STOP TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN.

THERE ARE BOMBS GOING OFF AROUND
THE WORLD.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL CALM.
>> NO ONE CAN HELP YOU.

YOU HAVE TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN.
>> YOU FAILED TO DO THE ONE

THING, TO PROTECT HER SON.
>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THIS

ACTING AWARD, PLEASE WELCOME
RACHEL BROSNAHAN AND

LARRY DAVID.
[ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> IT'S NICE BEING OUT HERE WITH

YOU, LARRY.
>> YEAH, YEAH, IT'S NICE.

LOVELY.
IT'S LOVELY.

>> WHAT'S WRONG?
>> I CAN'T DO THE BANTER.

I CAN'T.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BANTER.

I FEEL LIKE I'M ON A DATE.
I'M ALL DRESSED UP.

I'M NERVOUS.
I GOTTA BE ON.

IT'S NOT GOOD.
>> YEAH.

IT KIND OF FEELS LIKE WE GOT SET
UP.

>> RIGHT?
YEAH.

SO?
>> YEAH.

>> THIS IS MAISEL.
>> LARRY DAVID.

>> HOW AM I DOING?
>> AND THE WINNER IS ‐‐ DARREN

CRISS, "THE ASSASSINATION OF
GIANNI VERSACE: AMERICAN CRIME ♪♪

>> OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS ARE
WITNESSING THE MOST

EXTRAORDINARY MOMENT OF MY LIFE
THUS FAR.

SO THIS IS PRETTY COOL.
I AM SO VERY PRIVILEGED TO BE IN

THIS ROOM AMONG SO MANY PEOPLE
THAT INSPIRE THE LIVING CRAP OUT

OF ME.
AND I AM SO HONORED TO BE

NOMINATED.
A LOT OF YOU GUYS I HAVE BEEN A

FAN OF FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.
ACTORS ARE ONLY AS GOOD AS THE

MOMENTS THEY'RE GIVEN AND
GRANTED.

I'M SO PROFOUNDLY INDEBTED TO MY
FRIEND RYAN MURPHY FOR

ENTRUSTING ME WITH THIS
OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME AND

FOR BELIEVING IN ME.
I HOPE THE PEOPLE FROM THE SHOW

FORGIVE ME, I WILL THANK YOU
LATER.

I NEED TO THANK SOME FAMILY.
RICKY, YOU WORKED HARD ON THIS

THAN I DID.
MOM, DAD, CHUCK.

UNLIKE THE CHARACTER I PLAYED, I
WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE RAISED IN

A HOME THAT WAS VERY LOVING AND
EMPHASIZED THE VALUE OF HARD

WORK AND COMPASSION AND NOT
TAKING YOURSELF SERIOUSLY.

TO MY DARLING MIA, YOU ROLL THE
WINDOWS DOWN AND PUMP THE

WINDOWS UP IN MY LIFE AND I'M SO
THANKFUL, I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE

YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF YOU.

THANK YOU TO THE TELEVISION
ACADEMY.

AND GO BLUE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: NEXT,
STERLING K. BROWN,

RON CEPHAS JONES, ABBI JACOBSON
AND ILANA GLAZER.

THE EMMYS, ON NBC.
♪♪♪♪

>> WE'RE BACK

CONGRATULATIONS TO REGINA KING

FOR WINNING

I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYBODY

THAT JEFF DANIELS THANKED HIS
HORSE.

YOU KNOW, AS A BLACK COMEDIAN
FOR SO MANY YEARS, OUR TV

LEGENDS AND HEROES HAVE GONE
UNRECOGNIZED.

SO THIS YEAR AS HOST, I TOOK IT
UPON MYSELF TO FINALLY RIGHT

SOME OF THOSE WRONGS.
I PRESENT THE REPARATIONS EMMYS.

>> EXCUSE ME, MISS MARLA GIBBS.
>> YES.

>> WE WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT TO
YOU THIS REPARATIONS EMMY.

YOUR ROLE AS FLORENCE THE MADE
IS THE REASON WHY I GOT FIRED

FROM EVERY SERVICE JOB I'VE EVER
HAD.

>> WELL, THANK YOU.
I THINK.

>> IS THIS THE REAL EMMY?
>> YES, THE REAL THING.

>> MAN, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
I JUST GOT ONE WORD FOR THIS

THING.
>> WELL, SAY IT.

>> IT IS DYNAMIC!
HA HA HA!

>> WHAT UP, JAY?
>> YOUR CHARACTER ON "A

DIFFERENT WORLD."
>> I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZED

HOW MANY YOUNG BROTHERS YOU
INSPIRED TO GO TO COLLEGE.

>> I'M GLAD YOU WENT TO COLLEGE,
BRO.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> YEAH.

YEAH, BECAUSE I WENT TO COLLEGE.
>> STEVE URKEL WAS THE ORIGINAL

BLACK NERD.
WITHOUT YOU THERE WOULD BE NO

KANYE WEST.
THERE WOULD BE NO OBAMA.

>> DID I DO THAT?
>> YEAH, MAN, YOU DID THAT.

>> THIS IS FOR YOUR AMAZING WORK
AND BEING THE BEST SITCOM

ACTRESS I'VE EVER SEEN.
>> THE ACADEMY GAVE THIS TO YOU?

>> LET'S JUST SAY I STOLE THIS
FROM BILL COSBY.

>> YOU WHAT?
>> BRYAN CRANSTON GOT SIX EMMYS.

>> ANYBODY FROM "THE WIRE" IS
BETTER THAN BRYAN CRANSTON.

>> HE ONLY WON BECAUSE HE WAS
WHITE.

IF HE WAS BLACK, HE WOULD BE
BAGGING GROCERIES AT TRADER

JOE'S SOMEWHERE.
>> MR. JOHN WITHERSPOON, I

PRESENT TO YOU THIS REPARATIONS
EMMY.

>> THAT'S FOR YOUR LIFETIME OF
WORK ON TELEVISION, YOU'RE A

LEGEND AND IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU
GOT RECOGNIZED.

>> MAN.
>> ENJOY THAT.

>> 1968, "I SPY"?
NO, I CAN'T HAVE THIS IN MY

HOUSE.
>> IT'S REPARATION EMMY, IT'S

FOR YOU.
>> REPARATION IS NOT FOR AN

EMMY.
IT'S FOR 40 ACRES AND A MULE.

I'LL TAKE THAT.
>> WHEN WE DID "A DIFFERENT

WORLD," IT WASN'T ABOUT AWARDS.
IT WAS FOR THE PEOPLE.

>> YOU DON'T WANT IT?
>> NO, I'M GOING TO KEEP THIS,

I'M GOING TO FIND SOMETHING TO
DO WITH THIS.

>> WHO ARE YOU NOW?
WHO ARE YOU?

>> I'M MICHAEL CHE.
I DO THE NEWS ON TV.

>> LIKE TREVOR NOAH?
YOU KNOW HIM?

>> I'M GLAD YOU GOT YOUR EMMY,
MAN.

>> HEY, YOUNG FELLA.
WITH THAT FUNNY HAT ON LIKE YOU

MR. BIG SHOT.
TREVOR NOAH IS THE MAN.

[ APPLAUSE ]
BEE PRESENTS: THE GREAT AMERICAN

>> Announcer: AND NOW IT'S TIME
FOR OUR NEXT AWARD.

HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR
WRITING FOR A VARIETY SPECIAL.

>> IF THE GUY WHO BUILT THE
VENUE COULD SEE ME ON THE STAGE,

HE WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT BUMMED
ABOUT IT.

>> SOMETIMES YOU'RE A PERSON
WITH A SHRILL VOICE AND THERE'S

NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
>> GOT TO KEEP THE RACES PURE.

I HOPE THEY DON'T USE THAT AS A
PROMO.

>> OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HAVE A
FAKE SHOW BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

WITH, I FEEL FAKE CLOSEST TO
YOU.

>> AWW BUDDY.
>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THIS

WRITING AWARD, PLEASE WELCOME
ABBI JACOBSON AND ILANA GLAZER.

[ APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> WE PLAY BEST FRIEND ON TV.
>> BUT WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE

DON'T KNOW IS THAT IN REAL LIFE,
I'M ABBI'S FATHER.

>> WOW.
THIS IS LIKE ‐‐ OKAY.

>> AND THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐
>> JOHN MULANEY!

[ APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

WOW.
I SHARE THIS AWARD WITH MICHELLE

WOLF, WITH PATTON OSWALT, WITH
SAMANTHA BEE AND HER WONDERFUL

STAFF, AND WITH STEVE MARTIN AND
MARTIN STEVE.

YOU'VE ALL MADE ME LAUGH AND
MANY OTHER PEOPLE LAUGH SO MANY

TIMES, AND THERE'S NO BETTER
FEELING THAN JUST LAUGHING

UNCONTROLLABLY, SO THANK YOU.
AND I WANT TO THANK MY WIFE WHO

IS IN NEW YORK TONIGHT.
SHE WAS VERY BUSY AND SHE SAID

TO ME, I JUST CAN'T FLY ACROSS
THE COUNTRY TO WATCH YOU LOSE.

[ LAUGHTER ]
I STILL THINK YOU MADE THE RIGHT

DECISION.
I WANT TO THANK DAVID MINER,

CARA MASSLIN, MICHAEL BERKOWITZ.
OUR DIRECTOR, OUR AMAZING SET

DESIGNER, SCOTT PASK.
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO

REPRESENTS ME AND THEIR
ASSISTANTS WHO DO ALL THE STUFF.

AND THERE'S AN OLD STORY ABOUT
WHEN A REPORTER ASKED CHARLIE

CHAPLIN WHAT'S IT LIKE TO
PERFORM COMEDY THAT YOU'VE

WRITTEN, BUT IT'S NOT A VERY
GOOD STORY, SO I'M NOT GOING TO

TELL IT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Announcer: HERE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR OUTSTANDING
DIRECTING FOR A VARIETY SPECIAL.

>> STAN LATHAN, "DAVE CHAPPELLE:
EQUANIMITY"

>> MICHAEL BONFIGLIO, "JERRY
SEINFELD: JERRY BEFORE SEINFELD"

>> GLENN WEISS, "THE OSCARS"
>> MARCUS RABOY, "STEVE MARTIN &

MARTIN SHORT: AN EVENING YOU
WILL FORGET FOR THE REST OF YOUR

LIFE"
>> HAMISH HAMILTON,

"SUPER BOWL LII HALFTIME SHOW
STARRING JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE"

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE
AWARD TO ONE OF THOSE FIVE

NOMINEES, PLEASE WELCOME
STERLING K. BROWN AND THIS

YEAR'S WINNER FOR GUEST ACTOR IN
A DRAMA SERIES,

RON CEPHAS JONES.
[ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> HI.

THANK YOU.
SO WE REALIZED THAT SINCE RON

PLAYS MY DAD ON "THIS IS US" ‐‐
>> ‐‐ THAT WE WOULD DO SOME DAD

JOKES FOR YOU.
>> OKAY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE
RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?

GOOD FOOD.
NO ATMOSPHERE.

>> HERE'S ANOTHER.
DAD, CAN YOU PUT THE CAT OUT?

>> I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ON FIRE.
[ LAUGHTER ]

>> THAT ONE WAS ACTUALLY SAD.
>> MM‐HMM.

>> WE CAN USE THAT FOR THE SHOW.
>> ABSOLUTELY.

THE EMMY FOR DIRECTING FOR A
VARIETY SPECIAL GOES TO ‐‐

GLENN WEISS, "THE OSCARS."
[ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> THANKS.

TO MY DAUGHTERS, SYDNEY AND
TAYLOR, I LOVE YOU GIRLS MORE

THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW.
I WANT TO THANK JEN TODD, MIKE

DI LUCA, ALL OF OUR FRIEND AT
ABC.

I'M REALLY GRATEFUL TO BE HERE.
BUT IT'S BITTERSWEET.

THE PERSON MOST PROUD AT THIS
MOMENT WOULD BE MY MOM AND SHE

PASSED AWAY JUST TWO WEEKS AGO.
PART OF MY HEART IS BROKEN.

I DON'T THINK IT WILL EVER BE
REPAIRED.

BUT SHE'S IN ME AND SHE ALWAYS
WILL BE.

MOM ALWAYS BELIEVED IN FINDING
THE SUNSHINE IN THINGS AND SHE

ADORED MY GIRLFRIEND JAN.
JAN, YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE IN MY

LIFE.
AND MOM WAS RIGHT, DON'T EVER

LET GO OF YOUR SUNSHINE.
YOU WONDER WHY I DON'T LIKE TO

CALL YOU MY GIRLFRIEND?
BECAUSE I WANT TO CALL YOU MY

WIFE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I DIDN'T ASK YET.
I DIDN'T ASK YET.

HAMISH, I'M GOING TO BE A
MOMENT.

THIS IS THE RING THAT MY DAD PUT
ON MY MOM'S FINGER 67 YEARS AGO.

AND TO MY SISTERS AND BROTHERS,
I DIDN'T SWIPE IT, DAD KNOWS I

HAVE IT, OKAY?
JAN, I WANT TO PUT THIS RING

THAT MY MOM WORE ON YOUR FINGER
IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE AND

IN FRONT OF MY MOM AND YOUR
PARENTS WATCHING FROM ABOVE.

WILL YOU MARRY ME?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THANK YOU TO THE ACADEMY!
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.

[ APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> Announcer: UP NEXT, TINA FEY.
AND LATER, TARAJI P. HENSON,

SAMANTHA BEE, ELISABETH MOSS,
AND THE DRAMA SERIES AWARDS.

THE EMMYS, LIVE ON NBC.

>> Announcer: PLEASE WELCOME
TINA FEY.

[ APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> TO WORK IN TELEVISION IS A
PRIVILEGE.

PEOPLE INVITE US INTO THEIR
HOMES.

WE BABYSIT THEIR CHILDREN.
WE STAY HOME WITH THEM WHEN THEY

ARE SICK.
AND IF YOU LET US ON YOUR PHONE,

WE WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE
BATHTUB.

ONE OF US IS ALWAYS THERE TO SAY
GOOD MORNING.

SOME OF US SHOW UP LATE AND STAY
UNTIL 1:00 A. M.

WE TRY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH.
WE CHALLENGE YOUR ASSUMPTIONS.

WE GENTLY DELIVER BAD NEWS.
WE FEEL A RESPONSIBILITY TO

ALWAYS TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
SO IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE THAT WHEN

SOMEONE FROM OUR FAVORITE SHOW
PASSES AWAY, WE FEEL LIKE WE

HAVE LOST A FRIEND.
BECAUSE WE HAVE.

TONIGHT, WE CELEBRATE THE LIVES
OF SOME PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN OUR

VERY GOOD FRIENDS.

♪♪ AMAZING GRACE ♪♪

>> THIS IS THE PATH TO TRUE
HAPPINESS AND WISDOM.

GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MY
FRIEND.

♪♪ HOW SWEET THE SOUND ♪♪
>> WE SET A GOAL, WE ACHIEVED

IT.
♪♪ THAT SAVED A WRETCH LIKE ME ♪♪

>> TOUCHDOWN!
♪♪ I ONCE ♪♪

♪♪ WAS LOST ♪♪
♪♪ BUT NOW ♪♪

>> ASK YOURSELF, WHAT DO I
REALLY WANT?

WHAT IS REALLY GOING TO MAKE ME
HAPPY?

♪♪ AM FOUND, WAS BLIND ♪♪
>> WHATEVER YOU DO, DO IT FOR

YOUR REASONS, NOT ANYONE ELSE'S.
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT FAMILY

YOU COME FROM IN THIS COUNTRY.
YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO

BE
♪♪ BUT NOW I SEE ♪♪

♪♪ THROUGH MANY DANGERS ♪♪
>> THERE ARE MILLIONS OF DEALS

TO BE MADE AND WE'LL MAKE THEM
EVERY DAY ON "LET'S MAKE A

DEAL."
>> THIS IS ABOUT CHANGE, ABOUT

PEOPLE GETTING A CHANCE TO DO
WHAT THEY DO BEST.

♪♪ FOR YOU ♪♪

>>> HELLO, EVERYONE, WELCOME

BACK.
>> WE'RE BACK.

WHAT A SHOW.
MY GIRL IS ACTUALLY HERE TOO.

I WANT TO ASK HER SOMETHING.
SHALL WE EAT LATER, OR ‐‐

>> THERE'S SO MANY GUYS WHO
DIDN'T WIN WITH ENGAGEMENT RINGS

IN THEIR POCKETS RIGHT NOW.
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.

IT'S TIME TO CHECK IN AGAIN WITH
FRED AND MAYA.

ARE YOU GUYS READY THIS TIME?
>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> LET HER RIP.
>> ARE YOU READY OR ARE YOU

EATING SALAD?
>> I DON'T KNOW, SALAD

DETECTIVE.
>> WELL, COLIN AND I WERE JUST

WONDERING, HAS THERE EVER BEEN A
TIE AT THE EMMYS?

>> YES.
YOU'RE WEARING ONE.

THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT.
>> YOU GOOD?

>> NO.
STOP ASKING IF WE'RE GOOD.

WE'VE ALREADY RUN OUT OF TIME
AGAIN.

>> AWW.
>> OH, NO.

>> FRED AND MAYA, EVERYBODY.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> NOW AS MY GRANDMOTHER SAYS
AFTER HER THIRD CHARDONNAY, TIME

FOR SOME DRAMA.
>> YOU ARE MY JOB.

THE ESSENCE OF MY DUTY.
>> THE DRAGON BURNED A THOUSAND

WAGONS.
>> AND SHE HAS THREE OF THEM.

>> NOTHING.
SOMETIMES NOTHING IS THE HARDEST

THING TO DO.
>> YOU DESERVE THIS.

BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET HER
TAKE ANY PART OF THIS AWAY FROM

YOU.
>> AN INTELLIGENCE OPERATION

INVOLVING ACTIVE MEASURES
AGAINST THE PRESIDENT OF THE

UNITED STATES.
>> ALL I ASK OF YOU IS THAT YOU

FOLLOW THREE SIMPLE RULES.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.
>> Announcer: NOW, TO REVEAL THE

WINNER, PLEASE WELCOME
SAMANTHA BEE AND

TARAJI P. HENSON.
[ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.

>> YOU TOO.
>> SO, SAMANTHA, WHAT WAS YOUR

FAVORITE DRAMA THIS YEAR?
>> MY FAVORITE DRAMA, GOOD

QUESTION, GOOD QUESTION.
I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS VERY

SHOCKING
DYSTOPIAN DRAMA CALLED THE NEWS?

I'M ON SEASON 9000.
IT GETS DARKER AND DARKER, BUT I

CAN'T STOP WATCHING.
THEY NEED TO RECAST THE LEAD

THOUGH.
I'D PREFER ROBIN WRIGHT.

ANYWAY, I DON'T RECOMMEND IT.
JUST WATCH "THE HANDMAID'S TALE"

INSTEAD.
IT'S A LOT MORE FUN.

>> OH, YEAH, THAT SHOW CRACKED
MY ASS UP.

AND THE EMMY FOR SUPPORTING
ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES GOES

TO ‐‐
PETER DINKLAGE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> REALLY, REALLY, 45, 44, 43.
THANK YOU, DAVE AND DAN FOR

CHANGING MY LIFE.
I CANNOT WALK DOWN THE STREET

ANYMORE.
BUT YOU ARE HONESTLY THE MOST

TALENTED, AMAZING PEOPLE I KNOW
BESIDES MY WIFE ERICA, WHO I

THINK I FORGOT TO THANK A COUPLE
OF YEARS AGO, SO THANK YOU,

ERICA, FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME.
I'M VERY TEMPERAMENTAL.

I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU TO MY BROTHER FROM

ANOTHER MOTHER, NIKOLAJ
COSTER‐WALDAU.

I LOVE YOU AND I SHARE THIS WITH
YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE AN AMAZING

HANDSOME BROTHER.
AND GEORGE MARTIN, FOR CREATING

THIS DARN THING.
THANK YOU.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Announcer: NEXT, HERE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR SUPPORTING ACTRESS
IN A DRAMA SERIES.

>> AND NOW YOU INSULT ME.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T GET TO

INSULT PEOPLE LIKE ME.
YOU GET TO BE ETERNALLY

GRATEFUL.
>> I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR

SUPERVISOR.
>> MENTION MY DAUGHTER ONE MORE

TIME AND I WILL SNAP YOU LIKE A
MATCH STICK.

>> YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BE MY
VERY GOOD GIRL.

YOU CAN DO THAT, CAN'T YOU?
>> HE SET UP A MEETING WITHOUT

YOUR KNOWLEDGE OR CONSENT.
>> THE FUTURE AND THE FUTURE OF

MANKIND DEPENDS ON ONE THING.
>> FRIENDS DON'T LIE.

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE
AWARD TO ONE OF THOSE NOMINEES,

PLEASE WELCOME ELISABETH MOSS
AND THIS YEAR'S WINNER FOR GUEST

ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES,
SAMIRA WILEY.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> THE OUTSTANDING ARTISTS YOU

SEE BEHIND US GAVE US SOME OF
THIS SEASON'S MOST RIVETING AND

ENTERTAINING PERFORMANCES.
>> THEY SHOW THE MAGIC THAT CAN

HAPPEN WHEN A PHENOMENAL
PERFORMER IS MATCHED WITH THE

PERFECT ROLE.
>> PLUS, WE WORK WITH A COUPLE

OF THEM.
THREE, ACTUALLY.

>> THE EMMY FOR SUPPORTING
ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES GOES

TO ‐‐
>> THANDIE NEWTON.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD
BUT I'M GOING TO THANK HER

TONIGHT.
[ APPLAUSE ]

I AM SO BLESSED.
I AM SO BLESSED.

WITHOUT THIS, I AM EVEN
[ MUTED ].

TO WORK WITH THE PEOPLE THAT I
HAVE GOTTEN TO WORK WITH.

THE CAST AND CREW OF ‐‐ I CAN'T
BELIEVE I'M HERE ‐‐ THE CAST AND

CREW OF "WESTWORLD," I LOVE YOU
ALL SO MUCH.

LISA JOY, JONAH NOLAN, HOME BOX
OFFICE.

J.J. ABRAMS, OUR GUARDIAN ANGEL.
MY GOD, I'VE GOT FIVE SECONDS.

MY FAMILY, MY DAUGHTER RIPLEY
TURNS 18 TODAY AND I GET TO

GUIDE YOU AND LOVE YOU AND
PROTECT YOU, WHICH IS MY NORTH

STAR.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BABY.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> Announcer: UP NEXT,

LIL REL HOWERY, GINA RODRIGUEZ,
AND HANNAH GADSBY.

THE EMMYS, ON NBC.

WELCOME BACK.
CONGRATULATIONS TO PETER

DINKLAGE.
I'M A HUGE "GAME OF THRONES"

FAN.
I'M SO HAPPY HE DIDN'T START HIS

SPEECH, THEN WAIT A YEAR AND A
HALF TO FINISH IT.

>> HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR
WRITING FOR A DRAMA SERIES.

>> BRUCE MILLER, "THE HANDMAID'S
TALE," "JUNE"

>> JOEL FIELDS, JOE WEISBERG,
"THE AMERICANS," "START"

>> PETER MORGAN, "THE CROWN,"
"MYSTERY MAN"

>> DAVID BENIOFF, D. B. WEISS,
"GAME OF THRONES," "THE DRAGON

AND THE WOLF"
>> THE DUFFER BROTHERS ‐‐ MATT

DUFFER, ROSS DUFFER, "STRANGER
THINGS, CHAPTER NINE: THE GATE"

>> PHOEBE WALLER‐BRIDGE,
"KILLING EVE," "NICE FACE"

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE
DRAMA SERIES WRITING AWARD,

PLEASE WELCOME LIL REL HOWERY
AND GINA RODRIGUEZ.

>> THOMAS EDISON SAID, "GENIUS
IS 1% INSPIRATION, 99%

PERSPIRATION."
>> WITH A ‐‐ WHAT?

I MEAN, ARE YOU SAYING THE
NOMINEES ARE SWEATY?

>> I GUESS THE QUOTE DID,
BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL GENIUSES.

>> SO YOU'RE SAYING SWEATY
GENIUSES.

>> SURE.
>> IF THEY'VE BEEN SWEATING,

THEY PROBABLY SMELL BAD.
>> REAL BAD.

>> THE EMMY FOR WRITING FOR A
DRAMA SERIES GOES TO ‐‐

JOEL FIELDS, JOE WEISBERG, "THE
AMERICANS."

[ APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU.

EVERY DAY FOR SIX SEASONS WE GOT
TO WORK WITH KERI, MATTHEW,

NOAH, ACTORS, WRITERS,
DIRECTORS, AN AMAZING CREW WHO

PUT EVERYTHING THEY HAD INTO THE
SHOW.

IT'S THE KIND OF TEAM YOU WAIT
YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO BE ON.

>> IT STARTS AT THE TOP.
JOHN LANGRAF, OUR FRIEND, OUR

INSPIRATION.
ERIC SCHREIER, LANA KIM, THE

AMAZING WHOLE TEAM AT FX.
>> DANA WALDEN, GARY NEWMAN,

EVERYONE AT FOX 21.
>> WE WOULD HAVE DIED WITHOUT

YOU.
>> DARRYL FRANK, STEVEN

SPIELBERG.
>> JOE COHEN, THERE WOULD BE NO

TELEVISION WITHOUT YOU.
>> THE TELEVISION CRITICS WHO

HELPED KEEP US ON THE AIR.
AND OF COURSE OUR PASSIONATE,

DIEHARD, SLIGHTLY TREASONOUS
FANS.

>> JESSICA, DORA, JOSH, YOU'RE
HERE TONIGHT.

YOU'RE HERE WITH ME ALWAYS.
I WOULDN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU,

I COULDN'T, I LOVE YOU.
>> JULIE AND ROSA, THANK YOU FOR

MAKING THE LAST SIX YEARS WORTH
IT, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> THANK YOU, GUYS, IT'S
AMAZING.

>> Announcer: AND NOW, HERE ARE
THE NOMINEES FOR DIRECTING FOR A

DRAMA SERIES.
>> STEPHEN DALDRY, "THE CROWN,"

"PATERFAMILIAS"
>> ALAN TAYLOR, "GAME OF

THRONES," "BEYOND THE WALL"
>> JEREMY PODESWA, "GAME OF

THRONES," "THE DRAGON AND THE
WOLF"

>> KARI SKOGLAND, "THE
HANDMAID'S TALE," "AFTER"

>> JASON BATEMAN, "OZARK," "THE
TROLL"

>> DANIEL SACKHEIM, "OZARK,"
"TONIGHT WE IMPROVISE"

>> THE DUFFER BROTHERS ‐‐ MATT
DUFFER, ROSS DUFFER, "STRANGER

THINGS," "CHAPTER NINE: THE
GATE"

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE
DRAMA SERIES DIRECTING AWARD,

PLEASE WELCOME HANNAH GADSBY.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
THE WORLD'S GONE A BIT CRAZY.

I MEAN, FOR SOMEBODY LIKE ME, A
NOBODY FROM NOWHERE, GETS THIS

SWEET GIG, PRETTY SUIT, NEW
BOOTS, JUST BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE

MEN.
THAT'S A JOKE, OF COURSE.

JUST JOKES, FELLAS, CALM DOWN.
#NOTALLMEN.

BUT A LOT OF THEM.
IT IS JUST JOKES.

BUT WHAT ARE JOKES THESE DAYS?
WE DON'T KNOW.

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT JOKES ARE,
ESPECIALLY NOT MEN.

AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?
THAT'S WHY I'M PRESENTING ALONE.

THERE IS A WINNER.
AND THE EMMY GOES TO STEVEN

DALDRY, "THE CROWN."
[ APPLAUSE ]

AND OF COURSE STEVEN COULD NOT
BE WITH US TONIGHT TO ACCEPT THE

EMMY ON HIS OWN BEHALF BECAUSE
OF PROBABLY ME.

SO I THINK I'LL JUST LEAVE NOW.
WELL DONE, HIM.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Announcer: NEXT, THE FAB FIVE

FROM "QUEER EYE," SARAH PAULSON,
AND THE AWARDS FOR LEAD ACTOR

AND ACTRESS IN A DRAMA.
THE EMMYS, ON NBC.

>> Announcer: HERE ARE THE
NOMINEES FOR LEAD ACTOR IN A

DRAMA SERIES.
>> IF I KNOW WHAT I AM, THEY'LL

SEARCH MY MIND.
>> I HAVE TO ABANDON MY SON.

HE CAN'T COME WITH US BECAUSE I
GOT CAUGHT.

>> I WANT MY KIDS TO BE OKAY.
I WANT MY FAMILY TO BE OKAY.

>> SAME BOARD, SAME GHOST.
SOMETIMES YOU GET A BUNCH OF

CHERRIES BUT INEVITABLY THOSE
GHOSTS CATCH UP WITH YOU.

>> IN FACT THE SATISFYING SOUND
OF YOUR LOVER SMACKING THE

PAVEMENT IS THE ONLY THING THAT
GETS ME TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT.

>> I NEVER TOLD ANYONE ABOUT MY
PROFILE.

THE ONLY OTHER WAY SHE COULD
HAVE KNOWN IS YOU.

>> Announcer: NOW, TO PRESENT
THE AWARD, PLEASE WELCOME THE

NEW FAB FIVE FROM "QUEER EYE" ‐‐
BOBBY BERK, KARAMO BROWN,

TAN FRANCE, ANTONI POROWSKI AND
JONATHAN VAN NESS.

>> I DON'T KNOW, GUYS, IT FEELS
LIKE SOME OF THESE CHARACTERS

COULD REALLY USE OUR HELP.
>> FOR THE MAN IN BLACK FROM

"WESTWORLD," MAYBE TRY A BULKY
COLOR.

>> THING WITH SE ING WITHWIGS, CAN WE HAVE A
LITTLE CHAT?

>> THE GUYS IN "THIS IS US,"
THEY'RE A LITTLE EMOTIONAL EVEN

FOR ME.
>> AND JASON BATEMAN, I'M

THINKING LIKE A SUPER SIMPLE
CEVICHE.

>> OH, GOD.
AND THE EMMY GOES TO MATTHEW

RHYS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I'LL BE BRIEF.
JOE WEISBERG, PARTS LIKE THESE

COME ALONG SO RARELY.
WHAT YOU CREATED AND RISKED, I

WILL BE FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT.
YOUR GOOD SELF NOT ONLY GAVE ME

THE PART AND OPPORTUNITY OF A
LIFETIME, YOU ALSO GAVE ME A

SON.
I JUST HOPE THE LITTLE BUGGER IS

ASLEEP.
TO ALL THOSE WHO GAVE SO MUCH,

JOE FIELDS, EVERYTHING YOU WROTE
AND BROUGHT TO THIS BOUNTIFUL

TABLE, YOUR MENTORSHIP MEANT
EVERYTHING.

WE HAD A CAST AND SHOW WE COULD
ONLY WISH FOR IN A FAIRY TALE.

NOAH EMMERICK LEAST OF ALL.
THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO THIS

AWARDS CEREMONY.
THE BEAUTIFUL BRIGADE THAT IS

AMBLIN TELEVISION, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, FX.

AND TO THE WOMAN WHO TRULY GOT
ME TO THIS AWARD WHO STANDS IN

FRONT OF ME EVERY DAY AND PUTS
UP WITH ME, SHE SAID IF YOU

PROPOSE TO ME, I'LL PUNCH YOU
CLEAN IN THE MOUTH.

I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS.
I DON'T HAVE THE TIME.

NEITHER OF WHICH WOULD DO YOU
JUSTICE, EXCEPT THANK YOU, MORE

TO COME.
THANK YO

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Announcer: NOW, HERE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR LEAD ACTRESS IN A
DRAMA SERIES.

>> THAT THIS THING ‐‐ THAT'S THE
THING ABOUT UNHAPPINESS, ALL IT

TAKES IS FOR SOMETHING WORSE TO
COME ALONG AND YOU REALIZE IT

WAS HAPPINESS AFTER ALL.
>> I KNOW YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH.

>> SHE IS MY DAUGHTER.
I WANT TO SEE MY OWN DAUGHTER.

>> YOU LOVE TO TALK.
IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO TELL ME,

YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT.
>> I SURVIVED YOU.

WE SURVIVED YOU.
THIS IS EVOLUTION.

>> I DON'T WANT TO PLAY COWBOYS
AND INDIANS ANYMORE, BERNARD.

I WANT THEIR WORLD.
THE WORLD THEY DENIED US.

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT LEAD
ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES,

PLEASE WELCOME SARAH PAULSON.
>> SIMPLY PUT, SIX EXTRAORDINARY

ARTISTS, SIX DIVERSE CHARACTERS,
SIX OPPORTUNITIES FOR WOMEN TO

MAKE BOTH A STATEMENT AND A
DIFFERENCE.

ALL ARE DESERVING OF THIS
INCREDIBLE HONOR.

THE EMMY FOR LEAD ACTRESS IN A
DRAMA SERIES GOES TO ‐‐

CLAIRE FOY, "THE CROWN."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO

HAPPEN.
I JUST FELT SO PROUD THEN OF

BEING IN THE COMPANY OF SUCH
EXTRAORDINARY PERFORMANCES.

I KNOW EVERYONE IS TALKING AT
THE MOMENT ABOUT WOMEN IN THE

INDUSTRY, BUT IF THAT'S ANYTHING
TO GO BY, BLOODY HELL.

THAT'S TECHNICALLY NOT SWEARING.
SANDRA OH, I JUST LOVE YOU.

LISTEN, THANK YOU, EMMYS.
I HAD THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY 2

1/2 YEARS OF MY LIFE.
I'M NOT GOING TO CRY ON THIS

PROGRAM.
I WAS GIVEN A ROLE THAT I NEVER

THOUGHT I WOULD EVER GET A
CHANCE TO PLAY.

AND I MET PEOPLE WHO I WILL LOVE
FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.

AND THE SHOW GOES ON, WHICH
MAKES ME SO, SO PROUD.

SO I DEDICATE THIS TO THE NEXT
CAST, THE NEXT GENERATION.

I ALSO DEDICATE THIS TO MATT
SMITH.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THIS MEANS SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> BEFORE WE GO TO COMMERCIAL,
WE JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT

TO ACKNOWLEDGE ALL THE PEOPLE IN
NORTH AND SOUTH CAROLINA AND

VIRGINIA WHO ARE JUST BEGINNING
NOW TO RECOVER FROM HURRICANE

FLORENCE.
[ APPLAUSE ]

IF YOU'RE WATCHING RIGHT NOW AT
HOME, PLEASE DURING THIS

COMMERCIAL BREAK, CONSIDER GOING
ONLINE AND DONATING OR TEXTING

GIVEFLORENCE TO 41411 TO SUPPORT
THE AMERICAN RED CROSS DIRECT

RELIEF AND TEAM RUBICON.
THESE CHARITIES HAVE HELPED SO

MUCH TO REBUILD IN HOUSTON AND
IN PUERTO RICO AND THEY ARE

READY TO HELP IN THE CAROLINAS
AND VIRGINIA NOW.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: COMING UP, THE
OUTSTANDING SERIES AWARDS.

PLUS, DAVE CHAPELLE AND AN
APPEARANCE BY RICK AND MORTY.

AND LATER, WILL FERRELL.
THE EMMYS, LIVE ON NBC.

>> Announcer: PLEASE WELCOME THE
CHAIRMAN OF THE

TELEVISION ACADEMY,
HAYMA WASHINGTON.

>> GOOD EVENING.
IT'S AN HONOR TO BE HERE AS WE

CELEBRATE OUR 70th ANNIVERSARY.
YOU KNOW,

TRY AND IMAGINE BEING AT THOSE
FIRST EMMYS IN 1949.

THINK ABOUT THOSE EARLY DAYS OF
TELEVISION.

NOW LOOK AROUND AND THINK ABOUT
WHO WE ARE HONORING TONIGHT.

WE ARE MORE DIVERSE, MORE
INCLUSIVE, AND MORE COMMITTED

THAN EVER TO TELLING STORIES
THAT REPRESENT ALL OF US IN

2018.
LET'S GIVE OURSELVES A HAND.

[ APPLAUSE ]
BUT TO TRULY APPRECIATE HOW FAR

WE'VE COME, WE CAN NEVER FORGET
OUR HISTORY AND THE EMMY MOMENTS

THAT HAVE MATTERED ALONG THE
WAY.

>> FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, OUR
EMMY AWARDS PRESENTATION IS

BEING NATIONALLY WAYS TOTELEVISED.
>> TAKE AN IMAGE AND HURL IT.

>> I'VE SEEN TELEVISION BECOME
PART OF THE FABRIC OF OUR

SOCIET
♪♪♪♪

>> I'VE HAD FUN IN THIS
BUSINESS.

IT'S BEEN MARVELOUS.
>> WE'RE AWFUL PROUD TO BE A

PART OF THIS INDUSTRY, REALLY WE
ARE.

♪♪♪♪
>> THANK YOU FOR THE TELEVISION

ACADEMY.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> YOU KNOW,
EVERY YEAR THE TELEVISION

ACADEMY FOUNDATION PROVIDES
OPPORTUNITIES TO DOZENS OF

PEOPLE ACROSS THE COUNTRY FROM
ALL DIFFERENT BACKGROUNDS AND

WALKS OF LIFE.
TECHNICALLY THEY'RE CALLED

INTERNS.
WE CALL THEM THE FUTURE OF

TELEVISION FOR THEY ARE THE
GENERATION WHO'LL BE DRIVING

TELEVISION EXCELLENCE FOR YEARS
TO COME.

PLEASE WELCOME SOME OF THESE
EXTRAORDINARY YOUNG PEOPLE,

SEVERAL OF WHOM ARE SERVING AS
TROPHY PRESENTERS TONIGHT.

[ APPLAUSE ]
AND NOW, HERE IS THE ENTIRE

CLASS OF 2018.
[ APPLAUSE ]

THANK YOU FOR BEING PART OF
TONIGHT'S CELEBRATION.

>> GIVE IT UP ONE MORE TIME FOR
THE CHAIRMAN OF THE ACADEMY,

PLEASE.
>> YEAH, HAYMA.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> DURING TONIGHT'S AWARDS WE

ARE HAPPY TO HAVE THE
ACCOUNTANTS FROM ERNST AND YOUNG

KEEPING ALL THE ENVELOPES SAFE
UNTIL THE WINNERS ARE ANNOUNCED.

>> HERE WITH MORE INFO ON THE
ACCOUNTANTS ‐‐ AND I AM AGAINST

THIS ‐‐ FRED AND MAYA.
>> YES, THIS IS THEM.

THE ACCOUNTANTS.
>> PAUL CHAN, SUZANNE DI YOUNG

AND ANDY SALES.
>> HOW MUCH MONEY DOES A PERSON

NEED, SOMEONE WHO IS 5'10", I
JUST EAT SMALL MEALS, A LOT OF

THEM, I DON'T REALLY DRINK SODA.
>> HOW ABOUT CASH, IF YOU WRITE

A DIFFERENT NUMBER ON THE CASH,
DOES IT BECOME THAT DIFFERENT

AMOUNT?
>> I HAVE AN IDEA FOR AN APP,

YOU PUSH IT AND MONEY SHOOTS OUT
OF YOUR PHONE.

HOW WOULD THAT WORK?
>> ONCE AGAIN, OUT OF TIME.

>> OH NO!
>> FRED AND MAYA, EVERYONE.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Announcer: UP NEXT,

DAVE CHAPELLE WITH THE AWARD FOR
VARIETY SKETCH SERIES.

PLUS, RICK AND MORTY PRESENT
REALITY COMPETITION SERIES.

THE EMMYS, ON NBC.

>>> HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR

OUTSTANDING REALITY COMPETITION.
>> IT'S LIKE THE TERMINATOR WAS

ON MY CHEST.
>> CAN YOUR GRANDPA DO THAT?

>> HE'S TRYING TO BE IRONIC OR
SOMETHING.

>> YOU'RE GIVING HIM TOO MUCH
CREDIT.

>> ALL OF THESE GIRLS SAID THAT
YOU HAVE AT SOME POINT GOT ON

THEIR NERVES.
>> I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

>> RIGHT SIDE UP IS THE BEST WAY
TO SERVE AN UPSIDE DOWN CAKE.

>> RUBIN McINTYRE IS ‐‐
>> THAT'S SO WEIRD, I'M JUST

SAYING.
>> TO PRESENT THE AWARD FOR

OUTSTANDING REALITY COMPETITION
PROGRAM, HERE ARE RICK AND

MORTY.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

NOBODY KNOWS REALITY MORE THAN
US BECAUSE NOBODY'S BEEN TO MORE

REALITIES.
RIGHT, RICK?

>> SORRY, MORTY, I'M DOING IT.
I'M GOING OFF PROMPTER.

>> OH, GOD, YOU PROMISED.
>> YOU GUYS WANT AN AWARD FOR

REALITY?
HERE'S A REALITY ABOUT YOUR

AWARD.
THIS IS A LIVING EMMY.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT BEFORE ITS
FEET ARE MOUNTED TO A WOODEN

BASE AND ITS WRISTS ARE BOUND TO
A WEIGHTED SPHERE THAT HOLDS ITS

BODY IN A CELEBRATORY POSE WHILE
IT'S DIPPED INTO MOLTEN GOLD.

IT'S AN HERBIVORE, IT MATES FOR
LIFE, AND IT'S CAPABLE OF

COMPLEX EMOTIONS.
HOW DO YOU THINK "ATLANTA" WILL

DO TONIGHT, LITTLE FELLA?
>> RICK, YOU'RE RUINING THE

NIGHT.
>> AW.

HE SAYS HE IS ROOTING FOR
"ATLANTA" BECAUSE SMALLER CREWS

MEAN FEWER OF HIS OFFSPRING DIE.
THAT IS A COMPLEX EMOTION.

>> CAN WE PRESENT THE AWARD?
>> EVERYONE THAT TAKES ONE OF

THESE HOME IS A MONSTER.
>> AND THE WINNER IS ‐‐

"RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> ACCEPTING THE EMMY IS RUPAUL.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THIS IS SO LOVELY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU TO THE ACADEMY.
THIS IS SO LOVELY.

WE ARE SO HAPPY TO PRESENT THIS
SHOW.

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK, ON BEHALF
OF THE 140 DRAG QUEENS WE HAVE

RELEASED INTO THE WILD, I WOULD
LOVE TO THANK DICK RICHARDS FOR

INTRODUCING ME TO RANDY BARBATO,
TOM CAMPBELL, AND PAM POST, AND

STEVEN CORIFF, JOEL HOCKS, AND
ALL OF THE DREAMERS OUT THERE.

LISTEN, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE
YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU

GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?
CAN I GET AN AMEN IN HERE?

NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: THIS NEXT AWARD IS
FOR OUTSTANDING VARIETY SKETCH

SERIES.
>> YOU KNOW MY DOG MARY LOVES

RUNNING.
SHE LOVES GETTING HER BELLY

TICKLED.
SHE LOVES A T‐R‐E ‐‐ OH, SHE'S

NOT HERE.
A TREAT.

>> LIVING WITH THE FEELING THAT
WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE.

>> DO YOU WANT ME TO GET RID OF
THESE GUYS?

>> YOU WANT TO DO YOUR BUSINESS?
LET'S MAKE SURE WE DO IT

PROPERLY, SHALL WE?
POP IT IN A BAG AND THEN ONE,

TWO, THREE.
>> I'M SUPPOSED TO DO 25 MORE

TALK SHOW APPEARANCES TODAY AND
I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT LIKE AN

ADVENT WHERE I REVEAL ONE NEW
CRIME ON EACH SHOW.

>> IT WAS JEREMY BLACK.
DELICIOUS.

>> HA HA HA!
>> Announcer: TO REVEAL THE

WINNER, PLEASE WELCOME
THE CREATORS OF "THE CHAPELLE

SHOW,"
NEAL BRENNAN AND DAVE CHAPELLE.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL BUSINESS.

WE MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
AND WE GET TROPHIES FROM TIME TO

TIME.
>> BUT LET'S BE HONEST, EVERYONE

IN THIS ROOM HAS EMOTIONAL
WOUNDS THAT NO AMOUNT OF MONEY

OR PRIZES COULD EVER FIX.
SHOUT‐OUT TO THERAPY AND

MEDICATION.
>> HERE IS TO THAT EMMY‐SIZED

HOLE IN YOUR SOUL.
OH, AND THE WINNER IS ‐‐ LET'S

JUST READ IT.
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> Announcer: ACCEPTING THE EMMY
IS LORNE MICHAELS.

>> WORKING ON THIS SHOW OVER THE
LAST MONTH OR SO, WHEN YOU'RE

URGING EVERYONE TO TALK FOR A
VERY SHORT TIME, IT WOULD BE

WRONG FOR ME TO TALK AT LENGTH.
SO LET ME JUST SAY, I LOVE MY

JOB, AND I LOVE THE PEOPLE I
WORK WITH, AND THAT IN 1975 WHEN

WE STARTED, THERE WERE A LOT OF
ARTICLES FOR MOST OF THAT DECADE

ABOUT HOW THE NETWORKS WOULDN'T
BE HERE MUCH LONGER.

AND HERE WE ARE, IT'S 2018, AND
WE'RE THE EMMYS, AND WE'RE ON

NBC.
THANKS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> UP NEXT, CONNIE BRITTON AND

ERIC BANA PRESENT VARIETY TALK
SERIES.

THEN LATER,
BEN STILLER, BENICIO DEL TORO

AND PARTICIA ARQUETTE.

>> Announcer: HERE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR OUTSTANDING VARIETY
TALK SERIES.

>> "THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH
JAMES CORDEN"

>> "FULL FRONTAL WITH SAMANTHA
BEE"

>> "LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN
OLIVER"

>> "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!"
>> "THE DAILY SHOW WITH TREVOR

NOAH"
>> "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN

COLBERT"
>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE

AWARD, HERE ARE ERIC BANA AND
CONNIE BRITTON.

[ APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪

>> WHOA.
YEAH.

EVERY WEEK THE NOMINEES IN THIS
CATEGORY DO THE IMPOSSIBLE.

>> THEY MAKE THE NEWS FUNNY.
>> AND THE EMMY FOR OUTSTANDING

VARIETY TALK SERIES GOES TO ‐‐
>> "LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN

OLIVER."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> Announcer: ACCEPTING THE EMMY

IS JOHN OLIVER.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.

ALL THE SHOWS EVERY YEAR, WE FLY
OUR STAFF HERE AND WE PUT THEM

IN THE WORST SEATS IN THE
BUILDING TO SEND A MIXED

MESSAGE.
SO THANK YOU TO OUR STAFF.

WE'RE INCREDIBLY PROUD OF YOU.
THANK YOU, ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE

IN THIS ROOM, I WOULD LIKE TO
THANK GLENN WEISS' FIANCE FOR

SAYING YES.
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A VERY

DIFFERENT EVENING.
YOU REALLY CAME THROUGH.

WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK HBO,
CASEY, ESPECIALLY NINA FOR THEIR

CONSTANT SUPPORT, THEY'VE BEEN
INCREDIBLE.

WHETHER WE WANT TO DO A STORY
ABOUT TRADE POLICY OR BUY

RUSSELL CROWE'S JOCK STRAP.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK TIM CARR

VILLE
CARRVEL, THE BACKBONE OF THE

SHOW.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY WIFE

AND CHILDREN, WE LOVE YOU VERY
MUCH.

MY SON, 2 1/2 YEARS OLD, HATES
OUR SHOW.

IF OUR SHOW IS ANYTHING, IT'S
THE PRECISE OPPOSITE OF "PAW

PATROL."
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

GOOD NIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND A

>> Announcer: AND NOW, HERE ARE
THE NOMINEES FOR OUTSTANDING

LIMITED SERIES.
>> THESE BOYS AIN'T GONNA BLAME

YOU.
I SEEN MY DEATH.

THIS AIN'T IT.
>> IF I'M CORRECT, YOUR MEN WILL

BE ILL‐EQUIPPED TO FATHOM THE
MOTIVES.

>> MY LIFE IS AN ENDLESS REEL OF
DECAPITATIONS AND THE LIVER THAT

I WOULD QUITE LIKE BACK, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH.

>> HERE THERE IS ONLY PICASSO.
>> SO THEN YOU DID THIS.

>> NO, YOU DID.
>> BEING HERE LIKE THIS, WITH

YOU, IT FEELS LIKE DESTINY.
>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE

AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING LIMITED
SERIES, PLEASE WELCOME

PATRICIA ARQUETTE,
BENICIO DEL TORO AND

BEN STILLER.
>> AS ACTORS, WE ARE CONSTANTLY

CHALLENGING OURSELVES.
>> WE'RE EXPLORING NEW

CHARACTERS, NEW TERRAINS, AND
NEW EXPERIENCES.

>> AND WE KILL AND WE WILL KILL
AGAIN.

>> WHAT WAS THAT?
>> I SAID, NEW EXPERIENCES.

LIKE PATRICIA SAID.
>> OH.

>> OKAY.
AND THE EMMY FOR OUTSTANDING

LIMITED SERIES GOES TO ‐‐ A
LIVING PERSON AND GROUP OF

PEOPLE.
"THE ASSASSINATION OF GIANNI

VERSACE:
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> Announcer: ACCEPTING THE EMMY

IS RYAN MURPHY.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU TO THE ACADEMY.

NONE OF US WOULD BE HERE WITHOUT
THE BRILLIANT WRITING OF TOM ROB

SMITH WHO WROTE EVERY ONE OF OUR
EPISODES.

THANK YOU, TOM.
THANK YOU TO ALEXIS, TO BRAD

SIMPSON, TO NINA JACOBSON, TO
DANA WALDEN, GARY NEWMAN, JOHN

LANGRAF, PETER RICE.
"THE ASSASSINATION OF GIANNI

VERSACE" IS ABOUT A LOT OF
THINGS.

IT'S ABOUT HOMOPHOBIA,
INTERNALIZED AND EXTERNALIZED.

ONE OF OUT OF EVERY FOUR LGBTQ
PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY WILL BE

THE VICTIM OF A HATE CRIME.
WE DEDICATE THIS AWARD TO THEM,

TO AWARENESS, TO STRICTER HATE
CRIME LAWS, AND MOSTLY THIS IS

FOR THE MEMORY OF JEFF AND DAVID
AND GIANNI AND FOR ALL OF THOSE

TAKEN TOO SOON.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Announcer: UP NEXT,

WILL FERRELL PRESENTS
OUTSTANDING COMEDY SERIES.

AND LATER, KENAN THOMPSON WILL
REVEAL WHICH DRAMA SERIES WILL

TAKE HOME THE GOLD.
THE EMMYS, ON NBC.

>> Announcer: AND NOW HERE ARE
THE NOMINEES FOR OUTSTANDING

COMEDY SERIES.
>> WHAT FLAVOR IS A FLAMING HOT

CHEETO?
>> EVERY ELSE HAS SOMETHING.

>> OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
WHAT'S THE SCENE?

>> SORRY, NO RENT FOR JAIL
BIRDS.

THAT'S WHITE JUSTICE.
>> TO MAKE HIM WAIT ANOTHER TEN

MINUTES FOR A FEW MEASLY
POTATOES?

>> AM I TO WAIT ALL DAY?
WHERE IS THE MANAGER OF THIS

ESTABLISHMENT?
I'M EXTREMELY WHITE OVER HERE.

>> AND BIG FINISH.
>> WHEN I AGREED TO SEND YOU TO

THAT FANCY GOYISHE COLLEGE, WHAT
WAS THE IMPORTANT THING I TOLD

YOU?
>> THE LAST GUY TO CREATE THE

INTERNET, AL GORE.
HIS IDEAS WERE EXCELLENT BUT I

TALKED LIKE A NARCOLEPTIC
PLANTATION OFFER SO HE LOST THE

PRESIDENCY.
>> TO PRESENT THE AWARD FOR

OUTSTANDING COMEDY SERIES HERE
IS WILL FERRELL.

♪♪♪♪
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> I'M SORRY THE WALK WAS SO
LONG.

IT'S JUST ENDLESS.
IT LOOKS MUCH SMALLER ON

TELEVISION.
IT'S ABOUT A THOUSAND YARDS.

AND THESE WERE NOT THE SHOES TO
DO IT IN EITHER.

I JUST NEED A MINUTE TO COLLECT
MYSELF.

MY CREDENTIALS, DID I BRING
MY ‐‐ I HAVE MY CREDENTIALS,

OKAY.
THIS ALLOWS ME AN RC, FM, BK AND

PC.
THE 70th EMMYS.

AND THE EMMY FOR OUTSTANDING
COMEDY SERIES GOES TO ‐‐

"THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪
>> Announcer: ACCEPTING THE EMMY

IS DANIEL PALLADINO.

>> I HAD SOMETHING MEMORIZED AND
IT ALL DUMPED OUT.

THANK YOU TO THE ACADEMY AND TO
ALL OF VIEWERS WHO WATCH.

TO OUR AGENTS AT CAA WHO GUIDE
US IN OUR CAREERS.

AMY AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO
THANK OUR CREW, BILL GROOM, YOU

GUYS TURN MODERN DAY NEW YORK
INTO 1958 NEW YORK, AND IT'S

AMAZING, THE JOB YOU DO.
TO OUR FAMILIES WATCHING AT

HOME, PARTICULARLY OUR MOTHERS,
AND GUYS, THEY ARE AVAILABLE.

ALSO TO EVERYONE AT AMAZON, IT'S
BEEN A REALLY GREAT RIDE.

YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT
SUPPORTIVE FROM THE VERY

BEGINNING.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT.

AND TO OUR CAST, WHO BITE INTO
OUR 80‐PAGE SCRIPTS EVERY WEEK.

WE JUST WRAPPED A DAY AND A HALF
AGO, WE MISS WORKING YOU GUYS,

WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEASON 3.
THANK YOU TO THE VIEWERS.

THANK YOU.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: WHEN WE COME BACK,
KENAN THOMPSON PRESENTS

OUTSTANDING DRAMA SERIES.
THE EMMYS, ON NBC.

>> Announcer: AND NOW HERE ARE
THE NOMINEES FOR OUTSTANDING

DRAMA SERIES.
>> STAN, WE'RE NOT LYING ON THE

GROUND WHILE YOU HAVE THAT GUN
POINTED AT US.

>> STOP, ELIZABETH, JUST STOP.
>> YOU SEEM TO BE ENGAGING IN

THE DIRTY BUSINESS OF POLITICS.
>> GO!

>> YOU SHALL FEEL THE PAIN OF
HIS JUDGMENT.

FOR THAT IS HIS LOVE.
>> GROW THE HELL UP!

>> IT WAS EASIER, HE DIDN'T
RECOIL WHEN I TOUCHED HIM AND HE

WASN'T SOME SULLEN TEENAGER AND
HE DIDN'T ABANDON ME.

>> THAT'S NOT A PLACE.
IT'S A WEAPON.

AND I'M GOING TO USE IT TO
DESTROY THEM.

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE
AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING DRAMA

SERIES, HERE IS KENAN THOMPSON.
[ APPLAUSE ]

>> WOW, WHAT A NIGHT IT HAS
BEEN.

GREAT NIGHT FOR HENRY WINKLER.
SO PROUD OF YOU, SIR, SO PROUD

OF YOU.
LIKE HE NEEDS ME TO BE PROUD OF

HIM.
ALL RIGHT.

WE'VE GOT ONE MORE AWARD TO GO.
THE EMMY FOR OUTSTANDING DRAMA

SERIES GOES TO ‐‐ "GAME OF
THRONES."C

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪

>> Announcer: ACCEPTING THE EMMY
IS D. B. WEISS.

>> WRITING FOR THESE ACTORS
BEHIND US IS THE HONOR OF A

LIFETIME.
BUT WE DIDN'T INVENT THESE

CHARACTERS.
THAT WAS GEORGE R. R. MARTIN.

THE SHOW COULD NOT BE, WITHOUT
THE MAD GENIUS OF GEORGE.

THANK YOU FOR LETTING US TAKE
CARE OF YOUR PEOPLE.

HBO, THERE'S NO BETTER PLACE TO
WORK.

THANK YOU, RICHARD PEPLOR, YOU
SAID YES TO US AND THAT'S THE

REASON WE'RE STANDING HERE NOW.
>> THE SHOW IS ONLY AS GOOD AS

THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT.
WE ARE BLESSED AND LUCKY TO HAVE

THE GREATEST CAST, THE GREATEST
CREW, AND THE GREATEST TEAM OF

PRODUCERS LED BY THE INIMITABLE
BERNIE CAULFIELD.

THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO ACTUALLY
MAKES THE SHOW.

THE REST OF US ORDER LUNCH.
AND IT IS AN HONOR TO WORK WITH

THEM FROM SPAIN TO ICELAND, ALL
THE WAY TO OUR HOME BASE OF

BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND.
HERE'S TO YOU, BELFAST.

IT'S BEEN AN HONOR.
>> AMANDA PEET, I LOVE YOU SO

MUCH.
FRANKIE, MOLLIE, HENRY, I LOVE

YOU ALL.
>> ANDREA, HUGO, WE LOVE YOU

VERY MUCH.
>> WE LOVE ALL YOU GUYS.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
THAT IS THE END OF OUR SHOW

TONIGHT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING US.

PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR LENNY
PICKETT AND THE SATURDAY NIGHT

BAND.
[ APPLAUSE ]

AND WE APOLOGIZE, THE SHOW RAN
LONG.

OUR APOLOGIES TO ALL THE
PRESENTERS WE DID NOT GET TO

TONIGHT, BEYONCE, BILL CLINTON.
>> OPRAH WINFREY, COLIN

KAEPERNICK.
>> THE DOG FROM "FRAZIER."

>> JAY LENO'S GARAGE.
>> STAY TUNED FOR "SHOWTIME AT

THE APOLLO."
>> GOOD NIGHT!