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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:26,374 - Life has a way of catching up to you, 2 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,506 especially when you least expect it. 3 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:30,073 That's always been the case for me. 4 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:32,467 - Hey baby, little baby! 5 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:35,731 Let's get him! 6 00:00:37,646 --> 00:00:41,432 Welcome to my existence. 7 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:45,262 - Get him! 8 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:46,350 - Stop it! 9 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:47,917 - You like that? 10 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,527 - Life as a kid was never a bed of roses. 11 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:51,660 And when I think back, they were not the best of times. 12 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:53,140 - Geek! 13 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:54,619 - And definitely not my most fondest. 14 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:57,840 - Hey dick weed. 15 00:00:57,883 --> 00:01:00,408 Wedgie! 16 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,105 - Yeah, those were times that I'd prefer 17 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:04,760 to forget and leave dormant in the back of my mind. 18 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:09,069 - Having fun, jerk wad? 19 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:12,246 - I've always imagined being cool. 20 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:13,595 Mm, ladies. 21 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:15,118 Whatever that was. 22 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:17,555 But as long as I can remember, I was anything but cool. 23 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:18,339 Five. 24 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:19,253 Oh god. 25 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:20,515 Some of this, some of that. 26 00:01:20,558 --> 00:01:21,690 Some of that. 27 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:22,821 Boom. 28 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:23,822 And that's when I discovered The Mack. 29 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:25,346 - And never forget. 30 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:27,217 - The greatest blaxploitation movie 31 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:30,568 of all time, with Max Julien and Carol Speed. 32 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:33,658 Hands down, the best pimp movie ever. 33 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:35,573 - And it's gonna continue straight ahead. 34 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:36,792 Until somebody out there 35 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:39,577 turns out the lights on this small planet. 36 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:40,752 - Can you dig it? - Can you dig it? 37 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:41,579 - Yeah, yeah. 38 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:42,754 I can dig it, yeah. 39 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:44,278 - Right on. - Right on, right on. 40 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:47,803 Some kids wanted to be doctors, firemen, or policemen. 41 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:50,022 I wanted to be a pimp. 42 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:51,198 Woo, woo. 43 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:53,330 A P-I-M-P, baby. 44 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,595 It's actually pretty easy to do. 45 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,162 After a quick stop at the thrift shop, 46 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:02,687 wearin' your grandpa's clothes, it was on. 47 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:04,733 New pants for me. 48 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,038 All right, all right. 49 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:07,910 Hey, I see you, I see you, Paulie. 50 00:02:07,953 --> 00:02:08,954 Hey man, wanna give it a pound? 51 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,870 That's okay, you don't have to do that. 52 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:12,697 Hey girl. 53 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:14,830 Can you dig it? 54 00:02:16,962 --> 00:02:19,226 Yeah, I like your smile, that's okay. 55 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,619 Mmkay, how we doin', how we doin'? 56 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:23,926 Hey playas. 57 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:27,930 - Let's get him. 58 00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:31,455 - Okay, yeah. 59 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:34,676 That wasn't workin' out for me either. 60 00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:42,336 For a guy like me, all was lost. 61 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,425 The closest I got to getting a hot chick 62 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:47,123 was Miss August, Jennifer Wilson. 63 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,298 I was so bad. 64 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:49,865 Jonah, open the door! 65 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,171 - I'm brushin' my teeth! 66 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:52,998 - Mom, Jonah's jerking off again! 67 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:54,957 Jesus, for the love of God. 68 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,393 Jonah, open the door! - You interrupting is just 69 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:57,525 gonna make this last longer. 70 00:02:57,568 --> 00:02:58,439 Mom! 71 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:00,745 Mom! 72 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:02,573 - Jonah, not on my good towels! 73 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:03,792 - Oh, Jesus Christ. 74 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:05,576 Jonah, open the door! 75 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:06,577 Jonah! 76 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:07,665 Hurry. 77 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:08,753 Jonah! 78 00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:09,841 Jonah, open the damn door! 79 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,408 Jonah, right now! 80 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:12,844 I swear to God if you don't come out of here right now I'm-- 81 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,150 - The emergence of the internet 82 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,935 and social media was a major game-changer. 83 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:20,156 It created millionaires and billionaires over night. 84 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:24,378 With sites like MySpace, Google, Facebook, BlackPlanet, 85 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:26,684 I loved BlackPlanet. 86 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,120 And Twitter? 87 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:30,340 Being a geek was now cool. 88 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:33,822 At 18, I got recruited to work for a big software company. 89 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:36,651 By the time I was 21, I was loaded. 90 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:38,261 And boy did my life change. 91 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:39,480 Who got shots? 92 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:40,916 Who's tryin' to get me drunk, okay? 93 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:41,786 I was a rockstar. 94 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:42,831 We're gonna cheers this. 95 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,006 The high school jocks 96 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:45,573 were just dumb fucks looking for a job. 97 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:46,530 - Ooh. - All right, let's do it. 98 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,271 My time had finally come. 99 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:49,838 I decided that I was gonna make my mark 100 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:53,407 and capitalize on this new trend and start my own business. 101 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:56,018 It was time for me to step up and find my stride. 102 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,716 Be my own man. 103 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,632 That's when I met the first Sharon. 104 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:06,724 ♪ Knew you were a city girl 105 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:11,033 ♪ Hair pulled back, designer pearls ♪ 106 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:15,298 ♪ Late night club and some backseat love, yeah ♪ 107 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:19,476 ♪ When you're around, babe, you know I can't get enough ♪ 108 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:23,654 ♪ Know you gotta get up early, baby ♪ 109 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:27,832 ♪ Gettin' tired of that nine to five ♪ 110 00:04:27,876 --> 00:04:31,923 ♪ Let me treat you like a lady 111 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:35,187 ♪ Won't you take some time to live your life ♪ 112 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:38,756 ♪ Knew you were the best 113 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,978 ♪ I see the way you finesse 114 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:47,199 ♪ Can't get you outta my head 115 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:52,248 ♪ That's why I wanted you bad, yeah ♪ 116 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,946 ♪ When I'm with you 117 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:59,168 ♪ All I wanna do, baby, is talk about you ♪ 118 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:00,778 ♪ Come around and dance with me ♪ 119 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:03,346 ♪ Baby, it's true 120 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,782 ♪ I'm gonna give you a chance to leave ♪ 121 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:08,003 ♪ So what you wanna do baby, do baby ♪ 122 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:09,831 ♪ Oh 123 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:13,922 ♪ Your eyes, they're shinin' bright like diamonds ♪ 124 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:18,230 ♪ We so fly, but we could go higher ♪ 125 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,189 ♪ Anything you want, babe 126 00:05:20,232 --> 00:05:22,365 ♪ I can show you I've got 127 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,062 ♪ A little bit in a minute 128 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:26,282 ♪ You know you can't lose with me ♪ 129 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,327 - I was looking for real estate 130 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:28,937 to start a new venture 131 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:32,332 that's how I got entangled with Sharon Clark. 132 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,072 I call her Sharon One. 133 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:37,641 ♪ Can't get you outta my head 134 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:41,515 ♪ That's why I wanted you bad, yeah ♪ 135 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:42,864 - Hey. 136 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:44,256 ♪ When I'm with you 137 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,475 - Hi, how's it goin'? - Good. 138 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:47,825 So, I think you're gonna love this place. 139 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:49,871 It's got all the amenities you were looking for. 140 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:51,133 It's got a large bullpen. 141 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:52,700 It's very creative. 142 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:53,527 It's artsy. 143 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:57,313 It's quirky, just like you. 144 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,402 - You know me well. 145 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:03,101 - So after this viewing, what are you doin'? 146 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:04,451 - I don't know. 147 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:06,366 What'd you have in mind? 148 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:11,022 - Yeah, keep going. 149 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:11,849 Yeah. 150 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:13,416 Oh my god, right there. 151 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:14,199 Can you believe it? 152 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:15,549 That's me. 153 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:16,854 Man, how things have changed. 154 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,639 - Keep going. 155 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,164 - Jonah. 156 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:23,687 - Whoa, man, are you okay? 157 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:25,994 - She's cheating on me. 158 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,865 She's fucking cheating on me. 159 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:29,432 I, I caught her red-handed. 160 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:30,694 - Heather? - Yeah. 161 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:32,000 - With who? 162 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:33,218 - With the fucking doing next door neighbor, man. 163 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:34,829 The guy who moved in like two months ago. 164 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:35,743 - I thought you said he was gay. 165 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:37,658 - Yeah, obviously he is not. 166 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:38,789 - But Heather? - Yeah. 167 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:40,008 - Really, of all people? 168 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:41,139 I mean, what is this world coming to? 169 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:42,924 - It's going down the fucking shitter. 170 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,882 I gave that girl everything, and she gave me heartburn. 171 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:45,970 Fuck her! 172 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:46,884 - Don't say that. 173 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:48,538 - Fuck you, I'm saying it. 174 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:49,321 You always say you wanna have what I have by being in love. 175 00:06:49,365 --> 00:06:50,540 Well, this is it. 176 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:51,411 This is what it fucking looks like! 177 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:52,499 This! 178 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:53,804 You give your heart to a woman, 179 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,589 and she just crushes it. 180 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:56,503 - Yeah, yeah. 181 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,635 - I, I am devastated, man. 182 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:04,336 I wanted to marry that girl. 183 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,730 Poor Drew. 184 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,558 I know that feeling. 185 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:11,213 I remember the first woman I had sex with. 186 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:13,694 The first woman that took my virginity. 187 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,173 I was so in love. 188 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:17,393 I think I cried the first time we had sex. 189 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,003 - You gonna love me! - I love you! 190 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:20,265 Her name was Tisha LaQuanda 191 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:22,006 Demetria hyphen Jones. - You gonna love me! 192 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,486 I got the goods. - I loved that girl. 193 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:24,705 - Do you like this? - Yeah. 194 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:25,836 - Do you want more? - Yeah, please. 195 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,185 - What's my name? - Tisha. 196 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:28,448 - What's my name? - Your name is Tisha LaQuanda! 197 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:29,971 - You better tell me my name! - Tisha LaQuanda! 198 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:31,451 - Say it again! - Tisha LaQuanda! 199 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,322 - You gonna love me. - I love you. 200 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:35,585 - You gonna love me. - Yeah, okay, oh god. 201 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:37,065 - I got the goods, yeah. 202 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:38,588 - That's when I knew I was in love. 203 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:41,983 Because at that moment, I started to cry. 204 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:44,986 That was the first time I cried, but not the last. 205 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,944 She broke up with me. 206 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:48,772 Found some hot Swedish guy. 207 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:50,078 Tisha, Tisha, please don't go. 208 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:50,992 - I gotta go. 209 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:52,297 - But I love you! 210 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:53,603 - I know, everybody loves Tisha LaQuanda. 211 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:54,517 I got the goods. 212 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,127 But I gotta move on, I gotta go. 213 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:57,781 ♪ Who'd he think he was 214 00:07:57,825 --> 00:07:59,217 ♪ Runnin' around town with my name on his tongue ♪ 215 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:00,001 ♪ Is he really 216 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,655 - Tisha! 217 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:03,004 Tisha LaQuanda! 218 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:05,441 You my shortie. 219 00:08:07,095 --> 00:08:10,054 - Do you have any ice cream? 220 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:11,491 - I got smoothies. 221 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:13,971 Yeah? 222 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,538 - I'll take a smoothie. 223 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:16,974 - Come on, let's get you a smoothie, huh? 224 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,109 Where you goin' so early, Cooper? 225 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:24,068 I'll see you, I'm seeing you at three, right? 226 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:25,243 Hey, how are ya? 227 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:26,549 - Jonah. 228 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:27,811 - My man, how we doin' there, you good? 229 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:28,769 - Yeah, but not as good as you, right? 230 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,248 - Oh yeah. 231 00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:32,424 Being popular was a new phenomenon. 232 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:33,208 Hey guys. 233 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,165 - Hey. - Hi. 234 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:38,561 - In what universe would I be popular? 235 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,568 Who is that in my office? 236 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:49,616 Hi. 237 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:50,442 - Oh. 238 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:51,400 So sorry. 239 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,097 Just checking out the view. 240 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:54,142 - Yeah, I can see that. 241 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,535 - I'm Sharon Lee. 242 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,581 You're supposed to be training me in the next few weeks. 243 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,017 - Yes, right. 244 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:00,844 That was today. 245 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,019 Sorry, yeah, I'm Jonah. 246 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,194 I am Jonah Smith. 247 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,500 - Nice to meet you. 248 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,894 I guess I should give you your desk back. 249 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:07,677 - That would be great. 250 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:08,548 Thank you. 251 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:10,941 Psychologists say that women know 252 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,029 if they will sleep with a man 253 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:13,770 within moments of meeting him. 254 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:16,556 It's biochemical synergy, pheromones. 255 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:19,036 The chemical secretion released by the opposite sex 256 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,038 that enhances physical attraction. 257 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,083 - I'm all yours. 258 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,001 - Who's that? 259 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:27,915 - That's just my business advisor. 260 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,831 She advises me on business. 261 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,093 And other things. 262 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,050 Hi. 263 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,095 Final paperwork? - It sure is. 264 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:35,400 - Awesome. 265 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,488 - Oh, you have company. 266 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:37,925 Hi, I'm Sharon. 267 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,187 - What a coincidence. 268 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,145 I'm Sharon, too. 269 00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:42,582 That's how she got her name: 270 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,061 Sharon Two. 271 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,846 - Oh wow, you're a Sharon. 272 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:46,716 What are the chances? 273 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:47,717 - Yeah. 274 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,066 Sharon, this is Sharon. 275 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,938 She's replacing me. 276 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,896 Right from the training program and into the fire. 277 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:53,810 I'll be your guide, though. 278 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,159 - Wow, well, congratulations. 279 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:56,117 Very exciting. 280 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,074 It's a great gig. 281 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:58,336 - Thank you. 282 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,425 I'm really looking forward to it. 283 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,343 - Could we have one second, Sharon? 284 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,694 - Sure, no problem. 285 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:08,738 - Thank you. 286 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,659 So, that's your replacement? 287 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:17,486 - Yeah. 288 00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:18,487 - She's beautiful. 289 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,097 - What, what does that mean? 290 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,143 - Come on, Jonah, you're already sleeping with her? 291 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:23,623 That is unbelievable. 292 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:24,406 - I'm not. 293 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:25,668 I'm totally not. 294 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:26,887 I just met her like a couple seconds ago. 295 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:27,757 - Well, what do I know? 296 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:28,802 You do move fast. 297 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,108 But this has no concern to me. 298 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,632 I'm not your girl. 299 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:33,981 Sign here. 300 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,809 The space is all yours, and you're on your way. 301 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:39,595 Congratulations. 302 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,162 - Thank you very much. 303 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:45,122 - Well, let me not keep you from training your replacement. 304 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,950 We're still on for tonight, right? 305 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:47,734 To celebrate? 306 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:48,778 - Absolutely. 307 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,606 - Great, see you then. 308 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,837 See, now that's how you celebrate. 309 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,275 - Yeah, it is. 310 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:11,235 - Well, I better get outta here. 311 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,065 I hate to hit and run. 312 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,501 - What are you talkin' about, you always hit and run. 313 00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,201 - Um. 314 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:23,334 You know, actually, I don't have anything to do tonight. 315 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,293 If you wanna maybe order some Chinese food 316 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:26,947 and watch some TV? 317 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,426 - Oh. 318 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,776 Uh. 319 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,212 - No, you know what, forget about it. 320 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,822 - You sure? 321 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,258 - Yeah, no, you have things to do, and I have things to do. 322 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,173 So it's not a big deal. - Okay, all right. 323 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,219 - No biggie. 324 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,046 No biggie. 325 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,180 Okay, well, I guess I'll call you again 326 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,225 when I need some again, huh? 327 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,226 - Like always. 328 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,924 - What is that? 329 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:50,231 I have no idea. 330 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:51,580 - Will you do something? 331 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,625 - Okay, okay, okay. 332 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:54,844 Okay, hold on. 333 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,760 - It's over there. 334 00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,196 - Yeah. - Jonah, the arm. 335 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,197 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 336 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:03,810 Drew? 337 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,290 What the hell are you doin' here, man? 338 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,465 I almost Louisville Slugger'd you. 339 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:08,902 - What do you mean what am I doing here? 340 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:09,816 You said I could stay here for a couple of days 341 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,295 until I figured something out. 342 00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:12,644 - Yes, I did say that. 343 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,385 I said that, sorry. 344 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:15,212 - Sharon. 345 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,431 - Drew, how are you? 346 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,998 - I am terrible, thank you. 347 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,216 - Okay. 348 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,348 - His girlfriend is cheating on him. 349 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:21,131 - Tell the whole world, why don't you. 350 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,045 - Sorry. - Okay. 351 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,307 - Are you going to use that bat, 352 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,352 or can I use it to smash my brains out? 353 00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:25,309 - I'm just gonna go. - No. 354 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,876 No, okay, yeah, I'll see you. 355 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,225 - All right, bye. - Sharon. 356 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,400 - I'll call you. - Is that how you cry? 357 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,230 It's amazing how people are always in a hurry, 358 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,798 always rushing to get somewhere in life. 359 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,018 You have to wonder, what's it all for? 360 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:38,932 - What's the progress report? 361 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:39,889 How am I doing? 362 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,369 - Ooh, do I wanna be honest? 363 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,674 - Brutally. 364 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,241 - I don't think you need me anymore. 365 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,852 I think you're ready. 366 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:46,678 - Thanks. 367 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,942 So that's basically it. 368 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,465 My parents put me through private school, 369 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:53,337 and I rewarded them with a full scholarship to college. 370 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:56,384 And here I am, on my way to the top. 371 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,866 Tech world is small, so me taking your job, 372 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,476 that's good stuff. 373 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:02,825 - Yeah, that's awesome. 374 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,958 - Let's get off topic a little bit here. 375 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,437 - Okay, yeah. 376 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,352 - How long have you been screwing your business advisor? 377 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,660 Are you okay? 378 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,836 - Yeah, sorry, just, wrong pipe. 379 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,359 Thank you. 380 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,231 - I can be too direct. 381 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,276 - Patron helps. 382 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,017 Thanks. 383 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,323 - So, how long? 384 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,847 - What makes you think I'm having sex 385 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,370 with my business advisor? 386 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:27,284 - By the way you two were looking 387 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,416 at each other the other day. 388 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,896 You two couldn't hide the fact 389 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,333 that you guys are fucking, even if you tried. 390 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:33,638 - Well, for your information, 391 00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:37,381 I am not F-wording my business advisor. 392 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,208 - Why not? 393 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,383 She's hot. 394 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,864 A little old, but still very hot. 395 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,300 Is she good? 396 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,301 - Really? 397 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,215 You're being serious? 398 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,651 - You can admit it. 399 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,871 You're a grown man having a grownup conversation 400 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,264 with a grown woman. 401 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:51,961 You could be honest with me. 402 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,310 - No. 403 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,529 Hmm-mm. 404 00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:57,880 I don't like to mix business with pleasure. 405 00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,795 - Well, I think it's time you did. 406 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,362 - Excuse me? 407 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,016 - Let's be honest. 408 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:06,149 This job is stressful and demands a lot of time. 409 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,543 Which means any chance of developing an outside relationship 410 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:12,155 with a decent individual is slime to none. 411 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,461 And since we're only gonna be working together 412 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:17,204 for another two, 2 1/2 weeks tops, 413 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,640 why not? 414 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:22,905 I'm not talking love, just a matter of convenience. 415 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:23,775 A release. 416 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:29,477 I think a little business with pleasure is good. 417 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,521 So. 418 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,002 What do you think? 419 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,787 - Your place or mine. 420 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,400 Two Sharons in one week. 421 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,575 What are the odds of that? 422 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,446 I'm a Trekkie, so if I was Mr. Spock, 423 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,448 I would calculate it as being, 424 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,407 man, I'm weird sometimes. 425 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:49,323 The things I think about while having sex. 426 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,281 Is it normal to think about so many different things 427 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,761 while having sex? 428 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,285 It's like my pseudo-mentor Tyrone said. 429 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,417 - Listen up, Young Blood. 430 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,158 The key to bein' a good lover, 431 00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,724 maintainin' and not bustin' prematurely, 432 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:00,943 you wanna know what it is? 433 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,292 - Yes, please. 434 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:02,989 - Oh, good, 'cause I'm finna tell ya. 435 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,338 - Okay. 436 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,557 - While you all up in there, gettin' it on, 437 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:09,038 got your groove goin' and feelin' good, 438 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:11,519 don't ever, like Andre 3000 say, ever-ever-- 439 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:12,737 - Ever-ever. 440 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:15,392 - Don't ever think about how good it feels. 441 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:16,828 That's a no-no. 442 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,439 You think about your car. 443 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:19,614 And then think about what you're gonna do tomorrow. 444 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,050 Organizing your taxes. 445 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,748 Anything but what you're doing. 446 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,359 Man, you've gotta distract your mind. 447 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:26,403 - I need to distract my mind. 448 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,665 - It's all about the mind. 449 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,580 'Cause while she's all into it and goin' crazy, 450 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,278 you've got to keep your concentration. 451 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,496 You've got to keep your game on tight. 452 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:33,410 - I've gotta keep it tight. 453 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,411 - You've got to hold your load. 454 00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:35,760 - I'm gonna hold it. 455 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:36,544 - You don't wanna be no minute man. 456 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:37,719 - No. 457 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,503 - The key is, think about somethin' else. 458 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:40,765 - Wait. 459 00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,071 Is it odd, me thinking about a black guy 460 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,552 while having sex with a hot girl? 461 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,554 Yeah, that's kinds weird. 462 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,817 Okay, somethin' else. 463 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:52,516 What am I gonna eat for lunch tomorrow? 464 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,563 - Oh. 465 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:58,566 - Oh my god. 466 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,220 - Okay, get up. 467 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,003 Get off me. 468 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,179 - Okay. 469 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:06,443 - Wow, Jonah. 470 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,401 You are good. 471 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,534 But now you gotta go. 472 00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:11,666 - Already? 473 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:12,449 - Let me catch my breath first, huh? 474 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,450 - No can do, Jonah. 475 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:14,451 No can do. 476 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:15,800 I need my beauty rest. 477 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:19,543 And American Idol's on in 15 minutes, so hey. 478 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:25,723 Come on! 479 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,160 Let's go! - Okay! 480 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:28,900 Okay. 481 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:31,555 - Bye, I'll see you tomorrow. 482 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:32,861 - Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll, uh-- 483 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:33,644 - Thanks. - I'll see you tomorrow at-- 484 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,303 I guess you can say, from that point on, 485 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,828 Sharon Two and I developed a particular after-work routine. 486 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,134 - I'm stressed. 487 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,618 - Look at me! - I'm looking at you. 488 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:51,662 I'm looking. - Look at me! 489 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,186 - Look, I can't without my glasses. 490 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,404 No idea what that means. 491 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,971 - Don't stop! - Okay, yeah, great. 492 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,364 - What are you doing later? 493 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,149 Oh yeah. 494 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,281 Uh-huh. 495 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,760 Oh, uh-huh. 496 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,588 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 497 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,373 Yeah, oh my god, to the left. 498 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,330 The the left. - There? 499 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,157 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 500 00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,158 - Do the swirl. - Okay. 501 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,507 - Oh, do it right. 502 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,031 You better do it right. - Do it right. 503 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,597 - Do it right! 504 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:14,685 - So why don't you hand it to me, I'll review it, 505 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:15,991 and I'm sure it's gonna be great. 506 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,514 Uh, and we'll see where to take it from there. 507 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:18,602 - That sounds good. 508 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:19,647 I'm gonna go to the restroom. - Deal. 509 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,865 Okay, cool. - Okay. 510 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:21,649 Bye. - I'll see at lunch. 511 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:22,563 Bye. 512 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,922 Energy supplements are crucial when engaging in copulation 513 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:37,273 at such high frequencies as I was. 514 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,666 This is enough, right? 515 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,146 Who was I kidding. 516 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,539 I couldn't keep up this pace. 517 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,063 I needed a getaway. 518 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,678 - Hello, would you like another cappuccino? 519 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,027 Okay, awesome. - And just when I thought 520 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,551 I'd found the perfect hideaway spot, it happened. 521 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:55,552 That's when I ran into her. - Awesome. 522 00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:58,555 - Or rather, she ran into me. 523 00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,687 - Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. 524 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,210 I cannot believe I just-- 525 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,124 - That's all right, it's all right, it's-- 526 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:02,907 - No, no, it's not all right. 527 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,213 I've ruined your jacket. 528 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,475 I will pay for the dry cleaning. 529 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:06,389 - It's not a big deal, it's fine. 530 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,564 It's okay, really, it's okay. 531 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:08,565 - Wait, wait, wait. 532 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:09,479 Don't leave. 533 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,220 Um, let me make it up to you. 534 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,134 - It's okay, it's cool. 535 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:12,874 Thank you, though. 536 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:13,788 - Are you sure? 537 00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,224 I mean the coffee here is great. 538 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,313 And we have the best red velvet whoopie pies. 539 00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:20,316 And the absolute best retro psychedelic feel ever. 540 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,017 - What movie is that? 541 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,541 - Dolemite. 542 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:28,629 Rudy Ray Moore. - Yeah. 543 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:29,760 - It's badass. 544 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,240 We've got kung-fu, even Elvis flicks. 545 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:32,589 Everything retro. 546 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,200 That's when I knew 547 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,289 she was something special. 548 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,291 - For fuckin' with me, you no-business, 549 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,728 born-insecure motherfuckers. 550 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,686 - Hi, sorry. 551 00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,125 Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. 552 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,388 I, I cannot that I just did that again. 553 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:50,520 - Okay, it's good coffee. 554 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,612 Yeah, and the whoopie pie's delicious, too. 555 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:56,744 Look, I know you guys just opened. 556 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:57,614 You probably just started workin' here. 557 00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,225 But I gotta talk to the manager. 558 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,182 I'm sorry. 559 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,662 - No, I, I totally understand. 560 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,185 Just give me two seconds and I'll get her, 561 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,099 okay? - All right. 562 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,536 - I'm really sorry, I just... 563 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,280 Hi, I'm the manager. 564 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,107 - You're the manager? 565 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,761 - And the owner. 566 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:14,588 How are you, sir? 567 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:15,632 - This is your place. 568 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,156 - Yep, all mine. 569 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,897 I'm really sorry, again, for just spilling coffee on you 570 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,117 and putting a whoopie pie in your lap. 571 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,771 Just give me one more chance, okay. 572 00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:25,207 I feel terrible. 573 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,166 - Yeah, one more chance. 574 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,471 One more chance. 575 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:29,864 - Sometimes third time's the charm. 576 00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:31,170 - Yeah, sometimes. 577 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,649 - I, uh, I didn't catch your name. 578 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,478 - Sorry, I'm Jonah. 579 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:36,262 - Hi Jonah, I'm-- 580 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,654 - Sharon, three. 581 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,353 - Her name was Sharon Hudson. 582 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:43,269 But I just called her Sharon Three. 583 00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:48,187 - Three what? 584 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,100 - The guy's coming tomorrow at three 585 00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,319 to fix the wireless router. 586 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:51,625 - Three, I need him to come earlier. 587 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:52,669 Okay, not your fault. 588 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,193 Just hold on one second, okay. 589 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,064 Um, I will be right back with your coffee. 590 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,631 I just need to handle that, 591 00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,110 otherwise I'm gonna have to take down that free Wi-Fi sign. 592 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,547 - Okay. 593 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,810 What are the odds of having not one or two 594 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:05,943 but three hot Sharons in my life. 595 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,771 What is the universe trying to tell me. 596 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:08,729 - Hey, steady feet. 597 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:09,817 - Uh-oh. - Steady feet. 598 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:10,992 - Here she comes. 599 00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,167 Here she comes, almost there. 600 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:12,950 You're almost there. 601 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,256 - Almost there. 602 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:16,824 - Hey. - Ta-da. 603 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,304 - There you go. - Third time's the charm. 604 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,696 And I brought you some of these. 605 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,132 - Thank you. - You might need a couple. 606 00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,046 - Thanks. - The very least I can do 607 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,265 is pay for your dry cleaning. 608 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,701 - Hmm-mm, not a big deal. 609 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:26,181 Um. 610 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,138 But I have been thinkin' about a way 611 00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:28,227 maybe you could pay me back. 612 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,576 - Is that so? 613 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:30,533 - Yeah, yeah, sit down, hear me out. 614 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:31,708 Just give me a couple minutes. 615 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,319 - You've got two, it's gettin' busy. 616 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,843 All right, now, how do you propose I pay you back? 617 00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:36,931 - Have dinner. 618 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:37,714 - Really? 619 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,455 - With a friend of mine. 620 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:40,282 - Your friend? 621 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,240 - Yeah, hear me out. 622 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,719 Look, he's not ugly, okay. 623 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,243 He's not a loser or anything like that. 624 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,853 He's just been buried in his work 625 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,855 and he hasn't really hit the dating game in awhile. 626 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,335 Like two weeks. 627 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,161 - Two weeks? 628 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,250 - Two years. 629 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,251 Two years. 630 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:52,990 Did I say two weeks? 631 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:53,904 I meant two years. 632 00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,558 It just feels like yesterday 633 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,691 that he was banngin' on my door, crying his eyes out. 634 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:58,909 - Oh, that's awful. 635 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,868 - Yeah, it is terrible. 636 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,218 And I think you might be the girl 637 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,916 to break him out of his funk. 638 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,483 This is just a date. 639 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,050 You're acting like you're goin' to the dentist. 640 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:10,573 - I keep telling you that I'm not ready to be dating again. 641 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,140 - Okay, well, we're gonna have to do somethin' here. 642 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:13,881 Okay, you've gotta get your mind of of Heather. 643 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:16,884 And this girl, okay, she's sharp. 644 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:17,798 She's pretty. 645 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:18,886 She owns her own business. 646 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:20,235 Okay, she's got her act together. 647 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,758 Hey, if anything, you should be thanking me 648 00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:23,499 for hooking you guys up. 649 00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,022 She's perfect. 650 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,067 - Well, if she's so perfect, why aren't you dating her? 651 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,677 - I mean, I could, I could. 652 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:30,637 I just, I'm not ready to date a girl like her. 653 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,507 Not yet anyway. 654 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:32,769 - That's interesting. 655 00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:34,162 So what makes you think that I'm ready 656 00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:35,903 to date a girl like that? 657 00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:37,296 - Well,. 658 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,297 - Exactly. 659 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,254 I'm outta here. 660 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,777 - Hold up, man, where are goin'? 661 00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:41,604 - I'm getting out of here, would you let go of me, please. 662 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:42,910 - No, man, not yet. 663 00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:43,867 I mean, you have to meet her at least. 664 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:44,999 - I'm out, and you know what? 665 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:46,609 Her name is Sharon, okay, it's weird. 666 00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:47,871 It's like that name is your fetish or something. 667 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,264 - Maybe that was it. 668 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,266 Some people have a hand fetish or a feet fetish. 669 00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,748 Could it be that I have a name fetish? 670 00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:55,662 Drew, stop. 671 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:56,880 I will kick you out of my house 672 00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,142 if you do not meet this girl. 673 00:21:58,186 --> 00:21:58,926 - Get off of me! - I'm getting off of you. 674 00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,188 Sit down. 675 00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:00,928 You're gonna have one drink. - You're crazy. 676 00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:01,798 I've had nine. 677 00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:03,234 Just get off me. - No, man. 678 00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:04,453 - We look crazy right now. 679 00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:08,631 - You two do look crazy. 680 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:09,850 Hi. 681 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,112 - Hi, this isn't what it looks like. 682 00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:12,722 - I couldn't even guess what this looks like. 683 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,376 And I'm sorry I was late, by the way. 684 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,334 Hi Jonah. 685 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,813 - Hi Sharon, how are you? 686 00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:17,727 - I'm good. 687 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,468 I'm really, really good. 688 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:22,428 - Um, this is the great guy I was telling you about. 689 00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:23,777 - Right. - Drew. 690 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,649 Drew, this is the lovely lady, Sharon. 691 00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:30,349 - Hi Drew, it's, uh, nice to meet you. 692 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,742 - Sorry, he's being kind of a dickhead right now. 693 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,614 - I'm sorry, Sharon. 694 00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:36,093 And I'm sorry, Jonah. 695 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,399 Okay, I'm sorry. 696 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:38,661 I don't, I don't belong here, okay. 697 00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:40,620 I need to, I need to get out of here. 698 00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:43,057 - Hey buddy-- - Don't touch me! 699 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:45,059 - Sorry. 700 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:48,932 - So. 701 00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:49,846 So that's Drew. 702 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,413 - Yep. 703 00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:53,850 - We should get him, right? - Yeah, yeah, sorry. 704 00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:55,112 Drew! 705 00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:56,375 - Okay, so what I was saying was, 706 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,854 is I don't think you should be scared at all. 707 00:22:57,898 --> 00:22:59,465 - Whoa, hold on, I'm not scared. 708 00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:00,683 I'm nervous, okay. 709 00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:02,293 I mean, cut me some slack. 710 00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:03,860 I'm leaving a very comfortable job for the, for the unknown. 711 00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:05,079 - That's the fun part. 712 00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,820 I mean, the unknown is the fun part. 713 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,561 - Yeah. - Three years ago, I said, 714 00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:10,389 I'm gonna open up my own coffee shop. 715 00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:11,651 Now look at me. 716 00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:13,304 Three years and like 717 00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:15,002 five, six months later, 718 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:17,221 I have my very own retro coffee shop. 719 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:18,397 - Well, that's awesome. 720 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,223 That's awesome. 721 00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:20,834 - Well, thanks. - Yeah. 722 00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,358 - You know, I had a great job, too, that I just left. 723 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:26,056 You know, sometimes you've just gotta jump out there, man. 724 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,014 You've just gotta do it, 725 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:28,276 you know? - Yeah. 726 00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:29,495 - You've gotta follow your heart. 727 00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:30,278 You've gotta do what you love, Jonah. 728 00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:30,887 - Yeah, okay, okay. 729 00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:31,932 - Yeah. 730 00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:34,108 I'm being serious. 731 00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:35,892 - I know you are, I know, I appreciate that. 732 00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:37,938 Now, normally, when I feel this attracted to someone, 733 00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:40,854 this connected, it's time to have sex. 734 00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:44,510 The fact is, guys have two speeds: on and off. 735 00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:45,946 There's no middle ground. 736 00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:49,428 But the weird thing was, I didn't wanna have sex. 737 00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:52,387 I just wanted to look at her. 738 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,693 - Damn. 739 00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:54,824 Sound like you in love, Young Blood. 740 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:55,651 - No. - No? 741 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,915 The only time a man wanna listen 742 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:00,569 to what the hell a woman got to say is 743 00:24:00,613 --> 00:24:02,745 if he's tryin' to get some or he's in love. 744 00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:05,835 Now, here's the rule, this is how you know. 745 00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:08,011 If you just finished havin' sex with her 746 00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:11,188 and you're still interested in what the fuck she got to say, 747 00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:14,496 well, here you go home skillet. 748 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:15,715 You in love. 749 00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:20,154 - I'm in love right now. 750 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:21,634 Can you twerk it, baby? 751 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:22,852 Make it clap, baby. 752 00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:23,810 Oh my lord. 753 00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:27,509 Oh, I gotta tell you, this was a great idea, man. 754 00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:29,424 You really know how to make a brother feel better. 755 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,207 - There you go. 756 00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:30,991 I got you, big guy. 757 00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:31,992 - I'm in love with you. 758 00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:33,254 Are you married? 759 00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:42,959 - The thing about vinyl, 760 00:24:43,003 --> 00:24:45,527 the music just sounds different. 761 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,007 Real, authentic. 762 00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:52,621 So when I need to think, it's not CDs or MP3s, 763 00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:55,276 it's plain old fashioned vinyl. 764 00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:56,407 Analog rules. 765 00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:00,673 There's something about old music, in a time before my time, 766 00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:02,631 that just intrigues me. 767 00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:04,633 Sharon Three. 768 00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:09,159 I gotta see her again. 769 00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:12,032 ♪ I'd be better 770 00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:14,991 - Hey. - Are you serious? 771 00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:16,079 I've been calling you. 772 00:25:16,123 --> 00:25:17,428 Where have you been? 773 00:25:17,472 --> 00:25:18,952 - Sorry, I've just kinda been listenin' to music. 774 00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:19,996 I mustn't have heard. 775 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,389 I need you. 776 00:25:21,432 --> 00:25:22,608 Get over here. 777 00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:23,913 - Honestly, I'm kinda just plannin' 778 00:25:23,957 --> 00:25:25,567 on maybe stayin' in for the night. 779 00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,047 - Jonah. 780 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,178 - Yeah. 781 00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:29,092 Yeah, okay. 782 00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:31,530 I'll, uh, I'll be right over. 783 00:25:37,405 --> 00:25:38,711 ♪ You punch a clock, I'm frontin' pot ♪ 784 00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:40,408 ♪ I guess that make me criminal ♪ 785 00:25:40,451 --> 00:25:42,976 ♪ So, yeah, Mary, my boss 786 00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:51,114 - What are you tryin' to do to me? 787 00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:51,985 Starve me? 788 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,423 - Cried before. 789 00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:56,685 Hildy? 790 00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,382 - I thought you were really sending me away 791 00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:01,342 with Bruce. 792 00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:02,604 - Um, move. 793 00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:03,649 - How do I look? - You look great. 794 00:26:03,692 --> 00:26:04,606 - I do? - Absolutely. 795 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:05,564 Now can you please move? 796 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,174 - Yeah, sorry, yeah, man. 797 00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:08,131 - We're coming over to the office. 798 00:26:08,175 --> 00:26:09,785 You could be managing editor. 799 00:26:09,829 --> 00:26:11,265 - You're okay with me goin' out with her tonight, right? 800 00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:13,049 - Dude, why would I have a problem with that? 801 00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:14,529 - Because, you know, I tried to set you guys up. 802 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,183 I don't want you to think I'm stabbin' you in the back. 803 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,445 - Oh, dude, really, seriously? 804 00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:19,186 Please go out, have a good time. 805 00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:20,927 You guys are perfect for each other. 806 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:22,145 I saw the chemistry, 807 00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:24,191 and now you're in front of the TV again. 808 00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:25,888 Okay, I'm trying to distract my mind 809 00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:27,629 with my man Cary Grant here. 810 00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:28,587 So if you could just please move. 811 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:29,370 - Moving, yes. 812 00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:30,850 Moving, got it, okay. 813 00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:32,199 Hey, thank you. 814 00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:33,069 Wish me luck. - Good luck. 815 00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:34,288 - You're the man. 816 00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:35,419 - Well, isn't that a coincidence. 817 00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:36,595 We're going to Albany, I wonder if Bruce 818 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,074 can put us up. - Where is that maid? 819 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:39,032 I need a bosom to cry into. 820 00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:40,120 - Oh, oh-oh-oh, watch this part. 821 00:26:40,163 --> 00:26:40,990 I love this part. 822 00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:42,209 Ready? 823 00:26:42,252 --> 00:26:43,906 He's got that crazy look in his eye. 824 00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:45,081 Wait for it, wait for it. 825 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,256 Ready, here he goes. - I'm waiting. 826 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,695 - Oh, that is so tight. 827 00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:51,305 - That was wicked. 828 00:26:51,348 --> 00:26:52,915 - Wicked! 829 00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:54,743 I love that. 830 00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:55,657 Can we see that part again? 831 00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:56,615 - Hell yeah. 832 00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:57,833 - Hell yeah. - Yeah. 833 00:26:57,877 --> 00:26:58,704 - Okay, okay. - Yeah, cue it up. 834 00:26:58,747 --> 00:26:59,748 - One more time. - Mm-hmm. 835 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:00,880 - And again. 836 00:27:00,923 --> 00:27:02,708 It's so cool. 837 00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:04,231 Watch this, he's gonna clock him. 838 00:27:04,274 --> 00:27:05,406 Check it out. - Uh-huh, mm-hmm. 839 00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:06,712 - All of them. 840 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:08,191 - Oh! - Lookit, ready? 841 00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:10,411 All of his teeth. 842 00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:12,805 Gosh, it really gets better, even the second time. 843 00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,110 - How's that? - Got him? 844 00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:14,720 Yeah, I got him. 845 00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:15,590 I got him. 846 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,726 - Really, though, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, 847 00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:22,249 best kung-fu movie of modern times. 848 00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:23,337 - Best? 849 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,904 The best? - Oh, Jonah, come on. 850 00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:27,907 I love the classics, like, like Bruce Lee in The Big Boss 851 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:29,996 or Jackie Chan in Snake in the Eagle's Shadow. 852 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:31,214 - Totally, totally. - I mean, Yuen Biao 853 00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:32,781 in the Prodigal Son. - Prodigal Son, totally. 854 00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,478 - Of course, yes, of course. - Absolutely, yes, okay. 855 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:35,697 - Oh my god. 856 00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:37,264 Leung Kar Yan in Legend of a Fighter. 857 00:27:37,307 --> 00:27:38,308 - I fucking love Legend of a Fighter. 858 00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:39,135 - Really? - Are you kidding me? 859 00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:40,180 Yes. - Oh my gosh. 860 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:41,485 I love that movie. - Yes. 861 00:27:41,529 --> 00:27:43,096 - It is one of my all-time favorites. 862 00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:44,663 - I love all the classics, though, man, any genre. 863 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:47,448 I feel like I have an old soul, you know. 864 00:27:47,491 --> 00:27:49,232 I think I was reincarnated from the '70s. 865 00:27:49,276 --> 00:27:50,843 - Oh my gosh, me too. 866 00:27:50,886 --> 00:27:52,801 I mean, I literally, I say that all the time, you know. 867 00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:55,108 It was such a chill time to have lived. 868 00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:55,891 - Yes. 869 00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:57,110 Yes, thank you! 870 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,721 I mean, the clothes and the style 871 00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:00,940 and the language, the whole thing. 872 00:28:00,983 --> 00:28:02,637 - Oh my gosh, I know, right? 873 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,638 Oh, so good. 874 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,118 - Yeah. 875 00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:05,945 Yeah. 876 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:14,040 - Okay, I am just gonna go straight to elephant in the room. 877 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,302 - There's an elephant in the room? 878 00:28:15,345 --> 00:28:16,129 I didn't see, where is, where's he at? 879 00:28:16,172 --> 00:28:16,912 - Okay. 880 00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:17,870 Here it is. 881 00:28:19,828 --> 00:28:21,482 Are you single? 882 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:24,790 - At that moment, I could have been honest 883 00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:28,184 and avoided potential heartache and just been upfront. 884 00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:29,533 But instead I said, 885 00:28:29,577 --> 00:28:30,839 yep. 886 00:28:30,883 --> 00:28:32,319 Yeah. 887 00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:34,016 Single. 888 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,322 Uh, what about you? 889 00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:37,193 - I am single also. 890 00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:39,195 - Interesting, interesting. 891 00:28:39,239 --> 00:28:41,023 - I mean, are you, like, you know, talking to anyone 892 00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:43,243 or have any of those, like, casual relationships? 893 00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:44,853 I mean, totally fine if you are. 894 00:28:44,897 --> 00:28:47,247 You know, just asking and only curious, you know. 895 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:48,770 I just wanna know. 896 00:28:48,814 --> 00:28:49,945 You know, you can totally be honest with me. 897 00:28:49,989 --> 00:28:51,599 I am a, I'm a big girl. 898 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:52,426 - Yeah. 899 00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:58,084 Honestly, I have been so focused on my career, I haven't, 900 00:28:58,127 --> 00:28:59,346 it's hard to meet people. 901 00:28:59,389 --> 00:29:00,434 I don't have the time. 902 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:01,783 - We're in the same boat, you and I. 903 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:02,697 - Yeah? - I mean, you're right. 904 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,916 It is really hard to meet people 905 00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:05,221 when you're busy all the time. 906 00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:06,614 - Yeah. - I mean, before tonight, 907 00:29:06,657 --> 00:29:08,181 I haven't been in a restaurant in like six months. 908 00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:09,138 - Are you kidding me? 909 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:10,313 That's crazy. - I know, right? 910 00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:11,445 - I, like, live in restaurants. 911 00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:12,707 - What, what do you do? 912 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,361 Like, eat by yourself or something? 913 00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:17,277 - No, yeah, I mean, I do takeout. 914 00:29:18,278 --> 00:29:20,280 Fact: when you tell one lie, 915 00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:22,369 you have to tell two to cover up the first. 916 00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:25,502 But when you start down that road, like a rollercoaster, 917 00:29:25,546 --> 00:29:27,591 there's no stopping until the end of the ride. 918 00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:32,118 I hated lying to her, man. 919 00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:33,380 - And yet, you did. 920 00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:34,642 - I had to, I couldn't tell her the truth. 921 00:29:34,685 --> 00:29:36,252 - Hmm, that's seems, 922 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:37,253 hmm. - I'm seeing her tomorrow. 923 00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:38,864 - Mm, outstanding. 924 00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:42,476 This can't end well, you know that obviously. 925 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:43,390 - Why not? 926 00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:46,001 - Um, three girls named Sharon. 927 00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:48,482 Need I explain. 928 00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:49,396 You still don't get it? 929 00:29:49,439 --> 00:29:50,614 You need me to explain more? 930 00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:52,529 - All right, all right, I'm goin' to bed. 931 00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:53,835 Goin' to bed. 932 00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:56,272 - Have fun living the low life, my friend. 933 00:29:56,316 --> 00:29:57,491 'Cause you're goin' the hell! 934 00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:59,319 - Uh-huh, thanks, man. 935 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,279 - A fun, highly sexual hell. 936 00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:04,977 But hell nonetheless. 937 00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:12,332 ♪ When you wake up in the mornin' ♪ 938 00:30:13,202 --> 00:30:16,292 ♪ When the work bell rings 939 00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:20,340 ♪ And they march you to the table ♪ 940 00:30:20,383 --> 00:30:24,910 ♪ You see the same old thing 941 00:30:24,953 --> 00:30:29,088 ♪ Ain't no food upon the table 942 00:30:29,131 --> 00:30:33,353 ♪ Ain't no pork in the pan 943 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:36,965 ♪ But you better not complain, boy ♪ 944 00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:41,970 ♪ Or you get in trouble with the man ♪ 945 00:30:42,928 --> 00:30:46,409 ♪ Let the midnight special 946 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:50,370 ♪ Shine light on me 947 00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:54,548 ♪ Let the midnight special 948 00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:56,202 ♪ Shine the light 949 00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:58,726 So how come you don't have a girlfriend, Jonah Smith? 950 00:30:58,769 --> 00:31:00,380 - I don't know. 951 00:31:00,423 --> 00:31:04,079 - Aren't you afraid of being alone? 952 00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:04,906 I am. 953 00:31:06,168 --> 00:31:08,257 You know, I'm afraid one day I'll be old, 954 00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:12,914 never having experienced life or found my true love, 955 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:15,134 and I'm gonna die alone. 956 00:31:15,177 --> 00:31:15,961 All alone. 957 00:31:17,484 --> 00:31:18,877 In a nursing home. 958 00:31:20,443 --> 00:31:21,836 - That's really sad. 959 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,620 - I know. 960 00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:24,883 I know, right? 961 00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:29,365 I mean, I think it's why I like old people so much. 962 00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:32,107 It's like, like I think I can relate. 963 00:31:32,151 --> 00:31:34,109 I mean, that's why I'm so into retro. 964 00:31:34,153 --> 00:31:35,328 Why do you like retro? 965 00:31:35,371 --> 00:31:36,416 - I don't know. 966 00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:40,115 Maybe 'cause it's an escape. 967 00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:40,899 You know? 968 00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:46,687 - So what are you escaping from? 969 00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:48,645 We all have secret fears. 970 00:31:48,689 --> 00:31:49,777 What's yours? 971 00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:52,911 - I don't think I have any. 972 00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:54,390 - Liar. 973 00:31:54,434 --> 00:31:56,436 All that means is you're avoiding them. 974 00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:59,308 Hidden them so deep you ignored them. 975 00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:02,050 Stop! 976 00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:02,877 Help! 977 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,792 Please, leave me alone! 978 00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:08,970 Can we talk about something else? 979 00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:09,928 - Yeah. 980 00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:13,061 Yeah, you don't have to tell me. 981 00:32:13,105 --> 00:32:14,933 Whenever you're ready. 982 00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:24,507 ♪ Boy, you've got me trippin' 983 00:32:24,551 --> 00:32:26,422 ♪ You stay up on my mind 984 00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:28,424 ♪ The reason that my heart beats ♪ 985 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:30,383 ♪ If you leave, I'll flatline 986 00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:32,385 ♪ We've got such a connection 987 00:32:32,428 --> 00:32:34,517 ♪ Just let the stars align 988 00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:38,391 ♪ Baby, make a wish and close your eyes ♪ 989 00:32:38,434 --> 00:32:40,436 - You've done this before, right? 990 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,352 I mean, you look like you might be a virgin. 991 00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:45,528 The hot, nerdy type. 992 00:32:45,572 --> 00:32:46,921 More candles? 993 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,531 And some music from my retro collection? 994 00:32:48,575 --> 00:32:50,142 Okay, don't be nervous. 995 00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:52,840 Is it bad that I acted 996 00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:54,624 as though it was my first time? 997 00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:56,017 She seemed so happy about it, 998 00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:57,540 so I just went with it. 999 00:32:57,584 --> 00:33:00,587 I guess I'm beginning to understand my appeal to women. 1000 00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:04,243 Nonthreatening, young and naive-looking. 1001 00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:06,636 Hunks and jocks can be dangerous. 1002 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:07,681 I was safe. 1003 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,033 - Okay. 1004 00:33:19,649 --> 00:33:20,607 - Hey. 1005 00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:21,434 - Got some time? 1006 00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:22,478 - Uh, yeah. 1007 00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:23,305 Sure, what do you need? 1008 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:25,133 - Besides the obvious? 1009 00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:26,569 You're gonna miss this place, huh? 1010 00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:27,788 - Yeah, I think I am. 1011 00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:29,050 I had some fun here. 1012 00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:30,704 - I hope us parting ways in the business sense 1013 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:33,533 doesn't keep us from having fun. 1014 00:33:35,143 --> 00:33:36,536 - No. 1015 00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:38,407 No, I like our arrangement. 1016 00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:41,323 You call me for sex, I come over. 1017 00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:42,455 Can't beat that. 1018 00:33:42,498 --> 00:33:44,500 - Not even if you tried. 1019 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:52,204 - Hello. - Hey. 1020 00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:53,509 What are you doin' here? 1021 00:33:53,553 --> 00:33:54,249 - I know you said you were at office, 1022 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:55,207 so, thought I'd stop by. 1023 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:56,034 Hello. 1024 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:57,644 - Hi. 1025 00:33:57,687 --> 00:33:59,515 Honestly, this, this isn't the best, though, Sharon. 1026 00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:00,995 I'm, I'm tryin' to wrap things up, and I'm late. 1027 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,823 And, and my buddies, they, um, 1028 00:34:02,866 --> 00:34:04,955 they wanna take me out tonight, too, to celebrate. 1029 00:34:04,999 --> 00:34:06,174 So-- - Oh, well, you know what? 1030 00:34:06,218 --> 00:34:08,655 That's actually why I'm here. 1031 00:34:08,698 --> 00:34:10,396 - Yeah, Sharon, I really-- 1032 00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:12,311 - Oh. 1033 00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:13,573 Hello, friend. 1034 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,444 - Sharon, come on, I, I-- 1035 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:16,663 - Oh, you like that. 1036 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:18,143 - Yeah, I'm a little bit, but-- 1037 00:34:18,186 --> 00:34:21,885 - I'm not letting go until I get what I want. 1038 00:34:29,284 --> 00:34:31,069 Oh. 1039 00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:31,982 Oh god. 1040 00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:35,986 Oh, oh, good boy. 1041 00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,553 I never understood 1042 00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:39,642 why women get out of breath when men do all the work. 1043 00:34:39,686 --> 00:34:43,559 - Right there, no, right, right there. 1044 00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:45,648 - It must be a cardiovascular issue. 1045 00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:48,651 - I have to Google that when I'm done. 1046 00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:50,436 - Yes, oh, good boy. 1047 00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:52,916 Good boy. 1048 00:34:55,223 --> 00:34:59,053 See, that's how you break in an office, right? 1049 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:02,883 - Okay. 1050 00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:12,719 - You know, you should let me take you out tonight. 1051 00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,808 I know this nice little restaurant. 1052 00:35:14,851 --> 00:35:17,376 I mean, it's kind of romantic, that's what the reviews say. 1053 00:35:17,419 --> 00:35:21,119 But it'd be a nice way to celebrate your new venture. 1054 00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:22,685 - I'm hangin' out with my buddies, remember? 1055 00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:23,991 - Oh, right. 1056 00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:25,645 Well, maybe tomorrow. 1057 00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:27,908 - Yeah, yeah, maybe. 1058 00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:33,653 - Sharon Two? 1059 00:35:42,662 --> 00:35:43,663 Oh, I knew it. 1060 00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:02,203 Hey, how'd it go in there? 1061 00:36:02,247 --> 00:36:03,639 - All right. 1062 00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:06,773 - Hello? 1063 00:36:08,557 --> 00:36:09,906 Hey mom. 1064 00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:11,081 - Hello. 1065 00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,561 - Mom, this is Sharon. 1066 00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:13,780 Sharon, this is my mom, Mary. - Hi, it's so nice 1067 00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:15,695 to meet you. - You can just call me Mary. 1068 00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:17,305 My friends call me Mary. 1069 00:36:17,349 --> 00:36:18,698 - Oh, wonderful. 1070 00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:20,221 I have been bugging this one 1071 00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:22,223 to introduce me to you, so. - I know, I'm so glad. 1072 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:23,790 - Yay. - Linda, Linda. 1073 00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:26,619 Sharon, this is my sister Linda and her, uh, three kids. 1074 00:36:26,662 --> 00:36:28,229 - Hey guys. 1075 00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:29,665 - My sister married a football jock at 18. 1076 00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:33,016 At 23, she had three kids and an absentee dad. 1077 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:35,758 Jocks make the worst fathers. 1078 00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:38,152 It's all fun and games until the babies come. 1079 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,676 Then reality hits and you gotta move back home with mom. 1080 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:41,677 - Hi, Sharon. - Hi. 1081 00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:42,896 Nice to meet you. 1082 00:36:42,939 --> 00:36:44,637 - Nice to meet you. - I like that necklace. 1083 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,768 Looks expensive. 1084 00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:47,248 - Oh, it was my mom's. 1085 00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:48,206 - How's that job at the burger joint? 1086 00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:49,381 - It's good. 1087 00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:50,599 - Good, manager yet? - No, not yet. 1088 00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:51,774 But you know, you gotta climb the ladder. 1089 00:36:51,818 --> 00:36:52,645 - Five years is the charm, though, right? 1090 00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:53,559 - It's, uh, you know. 1091 00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:54,168 - I, I work at a restaurant-- 1092 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,430 - Billy! 1093 00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:56,649 - It's no wonder certain kids 1094 00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,216 develop certain complexes growin' up. 1095 00:36:58,259 --> 00:36:59,608 Dysfunctional households? 1096 00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:00,696 They can't help 1097 00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:01,654 but be dysfunctional. - I'm sorry. 1098 00:37:01,697 --> 00:37:03,264 He is such a little dickhead. 1099 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:04,700 Yeah, yeah, you are. 1100 00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:05,484 I said it. 1101 00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:06,615 I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. 1102 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:07,747 - I hate you! 1103 00:37:10,793 --> 00:37:11,794 - Come here. - No. 1104 00:37:11,838 --> 00:37:13,448 - Come here right now. 1105 00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:14,275 - No. - Come here, right, 1106 00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:15,102 you little brat! 1107 00:37:15,145 --> 00:37:16,364 Billy! 1108 00:37:16,408 --> 00:37:17,409 - You have a lovely house. - Billy! 1109 00:37:17,452 --> 00:37:18,584 Come here right now! 1110 00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:19,759 Stop! 1111 00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:20,803 Billy, you come here! - I'm so sorry. 1112 00:37:20,847 --> 00:37:22,544 - Mom, help me. 1113 00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:24,372 Billy, you sit your butt down right now! 1114 00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:26,505 You sit down or you're grounded! 1115 00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:27,810 Get him! 1116 00:37:27,854 --> 00:37:28,420 - My mom's brother was now 1117 00:37:28,463 --> 00:37:29,334 living with her. 1118 00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:30,596 He lost his job at the factory 1119 00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:32,293 and was trying to get back on his feet. 1120 00:37:32,337 --> 00:37:34,382 For the past six years. 1121 00:37:34,426 --> 00:37:38,081 - Jonah's never brought anyone home before. 1122 00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:39,431 You must be special. 1123 00:37:39,474 --> 00:37:40,693 - I can't believe the nerd actually 1124 00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:42,347 got someone as hot as you. 1125 00:37:42,390 --> 00:37:43,826 - What's that, Linda, I appreciate that, that's really nice. 1126 00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:45,828 - I'm just sayin', she seems real normal. 1127 00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:47,656 - Maybe something's wrong with her. 1128 00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:50,050 Maybe she's a hermaphrodite. 1129 00:37:50,093 --> 00:37:50,920 You got a cock? 1130 00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:52,531 - Wow. - I am so sorry. 1131 00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:54,446 - Jonah used to get beat up every day at school. 1132 00:37:54,489 --> 00:37:55,838 Every day he'd come home cryin'. 1133 00:37:55,882 --> 00:37:57,057 - Yes, he did, every day. 1134 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,667 - Little pussy. 1135 00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:01,191 Used to be into that, um, those '70s black movie shit. 1136 00:38:01,235 --> 00:38:02,105 Little weirdo. 1137 00:38:02,149 --> 00:38:03,019 - Are you kidding me right now? 1138 00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:03,803 This is what you wanna do? 1139 00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:04,586 - You a man now? 1140 00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:05,848 You wanna step outside, 1141 00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:07,067 prove to me how much of a man you are? 1142 00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:07,850 - Bob, leave him alone. 1143 00:38:07,894 --> 00:38:09,330 - We still got time. 1144 00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:10,200 - You wanna fight me right-- - It's stupid, let's go. 1145 00:38:10,244 --> 00:38:11,114 Baby, please. - Mom, how am I, 1146 00:38:11,158 --> 00:38:12,333 can we go? - Yes. 1147 00:38:12,377 --> 00:38:13,247 - We're gonna go. - Let's go. 1148 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,117 Let's go. - We're goin'. 1149 00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:15,205 Mom, I'm sorry. - Oh, no. 1150 00:38:15,249 --> 00:38:16,381 - I'll see you, mom. - Jonah. 1151 00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:17,164 - Thank you for dinner. - Pleasure's mine. 1152 00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:18,861 - Jonah, don't go. 1153 00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:19,732 Jonah. 1154 00:38:20,863 --> 00:38:22,082 What did you call her? 1155 00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:23,736 - Herma, I didn't call her a hermaphrodite. 1156 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:25,694 I asked if she was one. - What the hell 1157 00:38:25,738 --> 00:38:27,740 is the matter with you, Bob? 1158 00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:34,790 - Nice family. 1159 00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:36,226 - My family sucks. 1160 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:40,143 - Why do you let them talk to you like that? 1161 00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:42,276 - Can you leave it alone? 1162 00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:45,584 That's all behind me. 1163 00:38:58,118 --> 00:39:00,599 - So, you wanna talk about this? 1164 00:39:00,642 --> 00:39:01,426 - No. 1165 00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:05,125 - Okay. 1166 00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:07,345 I'll see you later, Jonah. 1167 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:20,401 - Oh yeah, I've got mean sex. 1168 00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:22,882 - They say that hurt people hurt people. 1169 00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:24,405 It's a cycle. 1170 00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:27,365 All behavior is causation, cause and effect. 1171 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:30,803 Everything you do, every misstep, every deviant act 1172 00:39:30,846 --> 00:39:34,067 has its origin, its root somewhere in the past. 1173 00:39:34,110 --> 00:39:37,549 All hurt must have an outlet, and this was mine. 1174 00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:56,437 - Hey. - Hey. 1175 00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:59,571 I, uh, I just wanted too come by and apologize 1176 00:39:59,614 --> 00:40:01,007 for how I acted the other day. 1177 00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:02,051 - It's okay. 1178 00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:03,923 You comin' in? 1179 00:40:03,966 --> 00:40:05,446 - Am I invited? 1180 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:07,883 - Of course you're invited, 1181 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,627 - This is really good. 1182 00:40:12,671 --> 00:40:13,889 - I'm glad. 1183 00:40:13,933 --> 00:40:15,456 This is one of my favorite dishes. 1184 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:16,414 - Yeah? - My dad used to make it 1185 00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:17,893 for me when I was little. 1186 00:40:17,937 --> 00:40:19,939 - You know that they say that girls 1187 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:21,897 that have good relationships with their dads 1188 00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:24,334 make excellent girlfriends. 1189 00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:25,597 - Really? 1190 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,729 - Yeah, I, I heard that somewhere. 1191 00:40:27,773 --> 00:40:30,515 I might have read it, I don't remember exactly. 1192 00:40:30,558 --> 00:40:33,126 - Are you asking me to be your girlfriend, Jonah? 1193 00:40:33,169 --> 00:40:34,388 - Only if you wanna be. 1194 00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:39,567 - I would love to. 1195 00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:40,612 - Yeah? 1196 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:41,961 - Yeah. 1197 00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:44,137 Well, aren't you gonna kiss your girlfriend? 1198 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:44,964 - Well. 1199 00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:59,413 - Look, about the other day. 1200 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:00,240 Um. 1201 00:41:01,894 --> 00:41:04,940 I wanted to talk to you about my childhood. 1202 00:41:04,984 --> 00:41:07,508 It's just, 1203 00:41:07,552 --> 00:41:11,251 when I do, it brings me a lot of sadness. 1204 00:41:11,294 --> 00:41:14,994 So what I do is I try to forget about it altogether. 1205 00:41:15,037 --> 00:41:16,212 You know, I just leave it 1206 00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:18,519 in the back of my mind somewhere, dormant. 1207 00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:22,044 And then I get caught up in a time period 1208 00:41:22,088 --> 00:41:24,960 that I think is cooler than the one I grew up in. 1209 00:41:25,004 --> 00:41:28,529 You know, one that was cool and carefree. 1210 00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,966 At least that's how I like to imagine it. 1211 00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:35,014 When I go home, it reminds me of that shitty past. 1212 00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:40,498 - You don't have to explain anything to me. 1213 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,891 I'm just glad you're in my life. 1214 00:41:42,935 --> 00:41:45,851 And I'm really, really just wanting to give you a huge hug 1215 00:41:45,894 --> 00:41:48,767 for opening up and sharing that with me. 1216 00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:51,552 - At that moment, I just wanted to say, 1217 00:41:51,596 --> 00:41:55,034 I love you, Sharon, you're my soul mate. 1218 00:41:55,077 --> 00:41:57,558 But instead, I just said, 1219 00:41:57,602 --> 00:41:58,385 thanks. 1220 00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:02,607 You're so cool. 1221 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:03,477 - Thanks. 1222 00:42:04,696 --> 00:42:07,133 I'm so glad I have you in my life, Jonah. 1223 00:42:12,965 --> 00:42:14,270 Let's go dancing. 1224 00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:16,011 - Right now? - Yeah, can you dance? 1225 00:42:16,055 --> 00:42:16,838 - Can I dance? 1226 00:42:16,882 --> 00:42:18,144 Of course I dance. 1227 00:42:18,187 --> 00:42:19,014 Look at this, I'm a dancin' machine. 1228 00:42:19,058 --> 00:42:20,102 Look at my move. - Really? 1229 00:42:20,146 --> 00:42:21,364 - Yeah, I'm really bad actually. 1230 00:42:21,408 --> 00:42:22,278 I'm really bad. 1231 00:42:22,322 --> 00:42:23,541 It's embarrassing how bad I am. 1232 00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,499 - Oh, then it's gonna be really fun. 1233 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,110 But don't worry, I can't dance either. 1234 00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:29,329 - Uh-oh. - Hmm-mm. 1235 00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:32,201 ♪ She won't love you, love you 1236 00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:35,030 ♪ She can't love you the way I do ♪ 1237 00:42:35,074 --> 00:42:39,557 ♪ She won't love you, love you, love you ♪ 1238 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,906 ♪ She won't love you, love you 1239 00:42:40,949 --> 00:42:42,124 ♪ Not like I do 1240 00:42:42,168 --> 00:42:44,518 ♪ Like you need me to love you 1241 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,086 ♪ She can't love you like I do 1242 00:42:47,129 --> 00:42:49,044 ♪ Love you like I 1243 00:42:49,088 --> 00:42:51,133 ♪ Love you like I do 1244 00:42:51,177 --> 00:42:53,179 ♪ Love you like I 1245 00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:55,398 ♪ Love you like I do 1246 00:42:55,442 --> 00:42:57,531 ♪ Love you like I 1247 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,620 ♪ Love you like I do 1248 00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:01,448 ♪ Can't love you like I do 1249 00:43:02,841 --> 00:43:03,755 ♪ My love is like one in a billion ♪ 1250 00:43:28,431 --> 00:43:32,348 - You gotta stop this. 1251 00:43:34,046 --> 00:43:35,438 You're an asshole. 1252 00:43:47,146 --> 00:43:49,409 - Um, it's fucked up, what you're doing. 1253 00:43:49,452 --> 00:43:50,715 You know that, right? 1254 00:43:50,758 --> 00:43:52,064 - What are you, my conscience now? 1255 00:43:52,107 --> 00:43:53,674 It's fucked up, what you're doing. 1256 00:43:53,718 --> 00:43:55,241 How do you have sex with three hot chicks? 1257 00:43:55,284 --> 00:43:56,329 - Hey, you like this girl. 1258 00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:58,026 I can see that, I know you. 1259 00:43:58,070 --> 00:43:59,245 So why are you doing this? 1260 00:43:59,288 --> 00:44:00,681 - 'Cause I'm a pimp. - You're a pimp. 1261 00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:02,422 - I didn't choose the thug life, thug life chose me. 1262 00:44:02,465 --> 00:44:03,684 - Oh, wow. 1263 00:44:03,728 --> 00:44:05,120 Okay, so that's where you are now. 1264 00:44:05,164 --> 00:44:07,253 You're hiding behind some lame-ass hip-hop metaphors. 1265 00:44:07,296 --> 00:44:09,124 Listen to me and listen to me good. 1266 00:44:09,168 --> 00:44:10,299 As my father used too say-- 1267 00:44:10,343 --> 00:44:11,823 - I'm listenin'. 1268 00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:15,783 - You choose the life you live, make no mistake about it. 1269 00:44:15,827 --> 00:44:18,003 Get it, is it in there? 1270 00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:19,265 - Really? - Mm. 1271 00:44:19,308 --> 00:44:20,353 - You wanna do this with me? - Do what? 1272 00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:21,963 - Are you sure, Mr. I've Been Hiding 1273 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:23,443 from my ex-girlfriend Heather for the past month and a half? 1274 00:44:23,486 --> 00:44:25,227 You're gonna counsel me on life advice? 1275 00:44:25,271 --> 00:44:26,533 - That is fucked up. 1276 00:44:26,576 --> 00:44:27,752 - Don't dish it out if you can't take it, man. 1277 00:44:27,795 --> 00:44:30,189 - Don't talk to be about Heather, all right. 1278 00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:33,279 Don't mention that bitch whore to me ever again! 1279 00:44:33,322 --> 00:44:35,107 - Shit, man, sorry. 1280 00:44:35,150 --> 00:44:36,586 You're still really angry about this, aren't you? 1281 00:44:36,630 --> 00:44:38,588 - I'm not angry. - Relax, okay. 1282 00:44:38,632 --> 00:44:40,242 Hey man, you gotta with that anger, okay. 1283 00:44:40,286 --> 00:44:41,330 It doesn't go away, trust me. 1284 00:44:41,374 --> 00:44:43,158 It just becomes a vicious cycle. 1285 00:44:43,202 --> 00:44:45,291 And hurt people end up hurting people. 1286 00:44:45,334 --> 00:44:46,205 You have to deal with that, 1287 00:44:46,248 --> 00:44:47,510 unless you want it to fester 1288 00:44:47,554 --> 00:44:49,164 and to become one of those angry, 1289 00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:51,123 pissed-off Indian cab drivers. 1290 00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:52,298 - Really, with the stereotypes, really? 1291 00:44:52,341 --> 00:44:53,603 - You could work at a 7-Eleven. 1292 00:44:53,647 --> 00:44:55,170 - No, dude, that is so fucking racist. 1293 00:44:55,214 --> 00:44:56,650 Though I don't understand why so many of my people 1294 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,000 do end up working at 7-Eleven, it's disturbing. 1295 00:44:59,044 --> 00:45:00,741 But here's the point. - Mm-hmm. 1296 00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:02,569 - I'm not angry. - You're a little angry. 1297 00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:03,483 - No, I'm not. 1298 00:45:03,526 --> 00:45:05,137 No, I'm not, no, I'm not. 1299 00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:07,443 I just think that Heather is a fucking bitch whore 1300 00:45:07,487 --> 00:45:10,229 for fucking my neighbor, but I am not angry. 1301 00:45:10,272 --> 00:45:11,796 - Denial. 1302 00:45:11,839 --> 00:45:14,015 I once had a dog named Pete who used to like to take a shit 1303 00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:15,538 in the middle of the living room. 1304 00:45:15,582 --> 00:45:16,801 We used to step over it 1305 00:45:16,844 --> 00:45:19,281 and acted like nobody saw anything at all. 1306 00:45:19,325 --> 00:45:20,195 That's denial. 1307 00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:21,109 You're in denial. 1308 00:45:21,153 --> 00:45:22,241 - I'm not in denial. 1309 00:45:22,284 --> 00:45:24,025 - De Nile isn't just a river in Egypt. 1310 00:45:24,069 --> 00:45:26,201 - You don't even know what that means. 1311 00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:27,376 - What are you doin' right now? 1312 00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:34,296 Sharon Two. 1313 00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:35,167 Uh-uh. 1314 00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:43,218 Okay, this shit is getting complicated. 1315 00:45:43,262 --> 00:45:44,437 I need some help. 1316 00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:48,006 - You wanna ask me what you should do. 1317 00:45:48,049 --> 00:45:49,050 - Yeah. - Is that the question? 1318 00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:50,878 - Yeah. - You wanna ask a pimp 1319 00:45:50,922 --> 00:45:52,924 if it's best to have three hot bitches than just one? 1320 00:45:52,967 --> 00:45:54,229 - Mm-hmm. 1321 00:45:54,273 --> 00:45:55,927 - Shit, I ain't lie to you, Young Blood. 1322 00:45:55,970 --> 00:45:57,580 To me, myself, personally, three pairs of titties 1323 00:45:57,624 --> 00:45:59,191 is better than one pair of titties 1324 00:45:59,234 --> 00:46:01,106 any motherfuckin' day of the week, and twice on Sunday. 1325 00:46:01,149 --> 00:46:02,847 That's my personal perspective on this shit. 1326 00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:03,673 - What did I tell you? 1327 00:46:03,717 --> 00:46:04,457 He'd say he was a pimp. 1328 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:05,850 That's what pimps do. 1329 00:46:05,893 --> 00:46:06,981 - That's right. 1330 00:46:07,025 --> 00:46:07,939 That's what pimps do. 1331 00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:09,418 And true, I am a pimp. 1332 00:46:09,462 --> 00:46:10,768 I ain't never made no bone about that. 1333 00:46:10,811 --> 00:46:13,074 That's my life, my existence. 1334 00:46:13,118 --> 00:46:14,772 But dig this, every motherfucker on Earth 1335 00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:16,469 got to make their own damn decisions. 1336 00:46:16,512 --> 00:46:18,253 Gotta make their own choices in life. 1337 00:46:18,297 --> 00:46:19,820 But I will tell you this, though. 1338 00:46:19,864 --> 00:46:23,041 Life's a bitch, and she will bite you in the ass. 1339 00:46:23,084 --> 00:46:24,390 But on real, what's right for me 1340 00:46:24,433 --> 00:46:26,261 might not necessarily be right for you. 1341 00:46:26,305 --> 00:46:28,394 I know pimps still in the game at 60. 1342 00:46:28,437 --> 00:46:31,353 Some retire, settle down with one thing. 1343 00:46:31,397 --> 00:46:32,267 It's a choice. 1344 00:46:32,311 --> 00:46:33,747 So, is she fine? 1345 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,053 - She's a bad bitch. 1346 00:46:35,096 --> 00:46:35,880 - She a bad bitch? 1347 00:46:35,923 --> 00:46:37,403 You gotta do you. 1348 00:46:37,446 --> 00:46:38,883 You like her her? 1349 00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:41,886 Then fuck what me or anybody else got to say about it. 1350 00:46:41,929 --> 00:46:45,237 Just you and she against the world, baby. 1351 00:46:47,021 --> 00:46:48,501 Can you dig it? 1352 00:46:48,544 --> 00:46:50,895 - That was it, I was gonna tell them. 1353 00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:53,593 Sharon One, Sharon Two, I'm done, man. 1354 00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:54,420 I'm a one-woman man. 1355 00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:55,290 - Good for you, man. 1356 00:46:55,334 --> 00:46:56,422 I am proud of you. 1357 00:46:56,465 --> 00:46:58,250 That is the shit right there. 1358 00:46:58,293 --> 00:46:59,425 Man, that's what's up. 1359 00:46:59,468 --> 00:47:00,861 That's what's up. 1360 00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:02,297 - It's amazing the clarity you get 1361 00:47:02,341 --> 00:47:04,430 once you've made the right decision. 1362 00:47:04,473 --> 00:47:06,736 It's also amazing the complication that come 1363 00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:09,609 to your life the moment you decide to do what's right. 1364 00:47:09,652 --> 00:47:11,698 - Sharon, why did you bring me to this coffee shop? 1365 00:47:11,741 --> 00:47:13,004 I thought you were gonna show me the reason 1366 00:47:13,047 --> 00:47:14,657 why Jonah's been ignoring us lately. 1367 00:47:14,701 --> 00:47:16,181 - And I am. 1368 00:47:16,224 --> 00:47:19,053 She's standing right there, right in front of us. 1369 00:47:19,097 --> 00:47:21,316 - Stop it, another woman? 1370 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,493 - I followed him here the other day. 1371 00:47:24,537 --> 00:47:27,322 And that's not the only surprising thing. 1372 00:47:27,366 --> 00:47:28,497 Um, excuse me, miss. 1373 00:47:28,541 --> 00:47:29,672 - Oh, hi, how are you? 1374 00:47:29,716 --> 00:47:30,717 How can I help you ladies? 1375 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,023 - Well, Sharon. 1376 00:47:33,154 --> 00:47:34,416 My name is Sharon. 1377 00:47:34,460 --> 00:47:37,376 And my friend's name here is also Sharon. 1378 00:47:38,899 --> 00:47:40,901 - Well, wow. 1379 00:47:40,945 --> 00:47:43,208 That's, um, that's odd. 1380 00:47:43,251 --> 00:47:44,905 I can't say I've ever met two Sharons 1381 00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:46,341 at the same time before. 1382 00:47:46,385 --> 00:47:47,516 - Right? 1383 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,083 - We certainly have something in common. 1384 00:47:49,127 --> 00:47:51,477 - Well, see, that's not the only thing we have in common. 1385 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,957 - What else do we have in common? 1386 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,480 - Um, do you wanna? 1387 00:47:55,568 --> 00:47:57,178 - This is awkward. 1388 00:47:58,527 --> 00:47:59,964 - Jonah. 1389 00:48:00,007 --> 00:48:02,836 We all happen to date Jonah Smith. 1390 00:48:04,490 --> 00:48:07,232 - Seriously, is this like some sort of joke or something? 1391 00:48:07,275 --> 00:48:08,059 - No. 1392 00:48:09,016 --> 00:48:09,799 - I'm sorry. 1393 00:48:09,843 --> 00:48:10,626 Uh. 1394 00:48:11,801 --> 00:48:13,412 I don't, I don't think I understand. 1395 00:48:13,455 --> 00:48:18,417 Uh, you're telling me that you two are also seeing Jonah? 1396 00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:22,943 - I feel so liberated right now, man. 1397 00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:24,553 I'm about to start a whole new chapter of my life. 1398 00:48:24,597 --> 00:48:26,512 - It's beautiful. 1399 00:48:26,555 --> 00:48:27,600 Whoa, whoa, dude, dude. 1400 00:48:27,643 --> 00:48:29,950 Are seeing what I'm seeing? 1401 00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:33,823 - What the fuck? 1402 00:48:33,867 --> 00:48:34,607 Game over. 1403 00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:38,437 My world has just come to an end. 1404 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,788 - And now you're just the latest addition to the equation. 1405 00:48:41,831 --> 00:48:45,531 So, I'm sorry that we had to break it down to you like this. 1406 00:48:45,574 --> 00:48:48,012 - Well, um, thanks for, 1407 00:48:48,055 --> 00:48:50,449 for telling me, I guess. 1408 00:48:50,492 --> 00:48:51,493 - Oh, no. 1409 00:48:51,537 --> 00:48:52,494 Oh, you're not gonna cry, are you? 1410 00:48:52,538 --> 00:48:53,582 Let's not. 1411 00:48:53,626 --> 00:48:54,540 I mean, it's like, in public and-- 1412 00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:56,455 - No, no, no, I'm good. 1413 00:48:56,498 --> 00:48:57,282 Hey, I'll be fine. 1414 00:48:57,325 --> 00:48:58,065 Thank you, though. 1415 00:48:58,109 --> 00:48:58,979 I, uh-- 1416 00:48:59,023 --> 00:49:00,546 - Well, well, sit back down. 1417 00:49:00,589 --> 00:49:02,852 Because we a proposition for you. 1418 00:49:02,896 --> 00:49:04,071 - We do? - We do. 1419 00:49:04,115 --> 00:49:05,551 - Fuck! 1420 00:49:05,594 --> 00:49:06,813 - Didn't I fucking tell you this would catch up to you? 1421 00:49:06,856 --> 00:49:09,468 - Well, we can work this out, the three of us. 1422 00:49:09,511 --> 00:49:10,991 - I'm so fucked. 1423 00:49:11,035 --> 00:49:11,992 I'm so fucked right now. - Told you it would catch up. 1424 00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:13,646 - It could be, it... 1425 00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:16,518 Oh, well, maybe the four of us. 1426 00:49:16,562 --> 00:49:18,477 Look who's here. 1427 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,000 Hi. 1428 00:49:20,044 --> 00:49:21,045 - Should I run? 1429 00:49:21,088 --> 00:49:22,089 - Uh, maybe. 1430 00:49:23,525 --> 00:49:24,918 Definition of cowardice: 1431 00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:27,399 timidity, lack of bravery. 1432 00:49:27,442 --> 00:49:28,443 I didn't run. 1433 00:49:28,487 --> 00:49:29,836 It's not that I was brave. 1434 00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:31,969 It's just that my legs couldn't move. 1435 00:49:32,012 --> 00:49:32,839 I froze. 1436 00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:35,624 - Excuse me a moment, will you? 1437 00:49:35,668 --> 00:49:37,278 - Yeah, of course. 1438 00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:39,715 Jonah! 1439 00:49:39,759 --> 00:49:42,805 How could you do this, Jonah? 1440 00:49:42,849 --> 00:49:44,329 Three Sharons? 1441 00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:46,461 What kind of sicko are you? 1442 00:49:46,505 --> 00:49:47,593 - It just sorta happened. 1443 00:49:47,636 --> 00:49:49,464 - It just, it just sort of happened. 1444 00:49:49,508 --> 00:49:51,075 It just sort of happened? 1445 00:49:51,118 --> 00:49:53,947 Three Sharons, and I'm number three. 1446 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:56,471 You're a fucking asshole, Jonah! 1447 00:49:56,515 --> 00:49:58,473 - Oh, that's really, there's really anger in there. 1448 00:49:58,517 --> 00:49:59,735 - I hate you. 1449 00:49:59,779 --> 00:50:02,434 Don't you ever speak to me, not ever again. 1450 00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:03,217 God. 1451 00:50:03,261 --> 00:50:04,044 - Sharon. 1452 00:50:05,045 --> 00:50:06,394 Sharon! 1453 00:50:06,438 --> 00:50:07,482 Sharon, wait. 1454 00:50:07,526 --> 00:50:08,657 Sharon, come on. 1455 00:50:08,701 --> 00:50:10,181 We're done, it's over. - What? 1456 00:50:10,224 --> 00:50:11,095 - Sharon. - Are you okay? 1457 00:50:11,138 --> 00:50:12,052 - Do not let him back here. 1458 00:50:12,096 --> 00:50:13,314 - Sharon! - Hey. 1459 00:50:13,358 --> 00:50:14,054 Um, can I help you with something? 1460 00:50:14,098 --> 00:50:15,099 - Sharon, Sharon. 1461 00:50:15,142 --> 00:50:15,925 Wait, Sharon. 1462 00:50:15,969 --> 00:50:17,275 - I didn't think so. 1463 00:50:17,318 --> 00:50:19,668 I think you need to leave, dude. 1464 00:50:19,712 --> 00:50:20,539 Go. 1465 00:50:27,546 --> 00:50:31,071 - Well, that didn't go exactly how I envisioned it. 1466 00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:32,377 - Do you think? 1467 00:50:35,423 --> 00:50:37,599 - Sharon, I'm just gonna give you space, okay. 1468 00:50:37,643 --> 00:50:39,862 I'm, I'm, I'm not gonna call you back. 1469 00:50:39,906 --> 00:50:40,820 I won't call you back. 1470 00:50:40,863 --> 00:50:42,474 You call me when you're ready. 1471 00:50:42,517 --> 00:50:43,562 This is the last you're gonna hear from me, okay. 1472 00:50:43,605 --> 00:50:47,087 This is, um, I won't call you back. 1473 00:50:47,131 --> 00:50:47,914 Sharon. 1474 00:50:47,957 --> 00:50:48,697 Sharon, it's me again. 1475 00:50:48,741 --> 00:50:49,785 Um, call me back. 1476 00:50:49,829 --> 00:50:50,569 Huh, please? 1477 00:50:50,612 --> 00:50:52,136 Um, I just wanna talk. 1478 00:50:52,179 --> 00:50:54,529 Hey, uh, Legend of a Fighter was on earlier. 1479 00:50:54,573 --> 00:50:56,096 I, uh, I thought of you. 1480 00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:57,228 I just wanna explain. 1481 00:50:57,271 --> 00:50:59,926 Call me, please, call me. 1482 00:50:59,969 --> 00:51:01,493 If you don't call me back soon, I'm gonna start having to go 1483 00:51:01,536 --> 00:51:03,973 to a different coffee shop. 1484 00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:06,846 Sharon, it's me again, okay. 1485 00:51:06,889 --> 00:51:08,500 Please, please call me. 1486 00:51:08,543 --> 00:51:12,417 I, uh, I can't think about anything else. 1487 00:51:12,460 --> 00:51:13,244 I'm sorry. 1488 00:51:14,462 --> 00:51:17,117 I, I just wanna make this right, okay. 1489 00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:20,599 Call me, just, I just wanna talk. 1490 00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:21,600 I just wanna talk. 1491 00:51:21,643 --> 00:51:22,644 Um. 1492 00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:26,518 I miss you, I don't-- 1493 00:51:38,704 --> 00:51:40,227 - Oh. 1494 00:51:40,271 --> 00:51:41,881 Look at him. 1495 00:51:41,924 --> 00:51:42,882 Look at him. 1496 00:51:44,275 --> 00:51:45,624 Hey buddy. 1497 00:51:45,667 --> 00:51:47,016 - She doesn't wanna talk to me. 1498 00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:48,583 - It hurts, right? 1499 00:51:48,627 --> 00:51:50,281 Right in the heart. 1500 00:51:50,324 --> 00:51:53,110 You know, the odd thing is that seeing you so upset, 1501 00:51:53,153 --> 00:51:55,590 I don't feel half as bad about my life. 1502 00:51:55,634 --> 00:51:57,810 I guess misery really does love company. 1503 00:51:57,853 --> 00:52:01,683 So we're in this together. 1504 00:52:01,727 --> 00:52:02,815 Oh, I'm, I'm, 1505 00:52:02,858 --> 00:52:04,599 I'm sorry, I'm just thinking out loud. 1506 00:52:04,643 --> 00:52:05,426 - You're an asshole. 1507 00:52:05,470 --> 00:52:06,340 - Indeed. 1508 00:52:06,384 --> 00:52:07,515 - Did I say that out loud, 1509 00:52:07,559 --> 00:52:08,429 or was I just thinking that out loud? 1510 00:52:08,473 --> 00:52:09,648 - That was out loud. 1511 00:52:09,691 --> 00:52:10,736 That's a valid point, good point. 1512 00:52:10,779 --> 00:52:11,606 Oopsies. 1513 00:52:11,650 --> 00:52:12,607 Sorry. 1514 00:52:12,651 --> 00:52:13,826 Oops. 1515 00:52:13,869 --> 00:52:14,740 - Good. 1516 00:52:14,783 --> 00:52:16,176 - Do you want some ice cream? 1517 00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:17,090 - Yes, please. 1518 00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:18,657 - Nah, I'll get some smoothies. 1519 00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:19,832 We'll work on it. 1520 00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:21,181 Okay? 1521 00:52:21,225 --> 00:52:22,051 - Sharon! 1522 00:52:23,575 --> 00:52:24,663 Sharon! 1523 00:52:24,706 --> 00:52:25,881 Sharon! 1524 00:52:30,712 --> 00:52:31,539 Sharon! 1525 00:52:32,714 --> 00:52:33,802 Sharon! 1526 00:52:33,846 --> 00:52:36,065 Sharon. 1527 00:52:36,109 --> 00:52:37,632 Sharon. 1528 00:52:37,676 --> 00:52:39,286 Sharon. 1529 00:52:39,330 --> 00:52:40,766 Sharon. 1530 00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:42,289 Hi. - What do you want, Jonah? 1531 00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,595 - I just want to explain. 1532 00:52:43,638 --> 00:52:45,640 - I promised myself after my dad died no one 1533 00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:46,772 would hurt me like that. - I know, but-- 1534 00:52:46,815 --> 00:52:48,513 - I let you in, and you did just that! 1535 00:52:48,556 --> 00:52:49,731 - I know, Sharon, 1536 00:52:49,775 --> 00:52:50,732 and I'm sorry, I'm-- - I asked you if you 1537 00:52:50,776 --> 00:52:52,647 were seeing anyone. 1538 00:52:52,691 --> 00:52:53,387 And you lied. 1539 00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:54,649 - Yeah. 1540 00:52:54,693 --> 00:52:56,303 - You lied, Jonah. - Yeah, I know. 1541 00:52:56,347 --> 00:52:57,870 - All you had to do was be honest with me, but you couldn't. 1542 00:52:57,913 --> 00:52:59,132 - No, Sharon, I-- - Stop! 1543 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,700 Let me finish, I wanna get this out. 1544 00:53:01,743 --> 00:53:03,354 Now, I know I shouldn't be this upset. 1545 00:53:03,397 --> 00:53:04,224 I mean, I've known you what, 1546 00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:05,660 like six weeks? - Yeah. 1547 00:53:05,704 --> 00:53:07,445 - But those have been the best six weeks of my life. 1548 00:53:07,488 --> 00:53:09,055 - Me too. - Jonah, I swear to God, 1549 00:53:09,098 --> 00:53:10,883 I will shut this door and walk away if you keep on talking. 1550 00:53:10,926 --> 00:53:12,363 - Okay. 1551 00:53:14,713 --> 00:53:15,801 - I am so hurt. 1552 00:53:18,934 --> 00:53:21,154 You really hurt me, Jonah. 1553 00:53:22,590 --> 00:53:24,679 I mean, and those other two Sharons wanted 1554 00:53:24,723 --> 00:53:27,726 to work me into this sick sex schedule that you had. 1555 00:53:27,769 --> 00:53:29,075 And I declined. 1556 00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:31,643 You're sick. 1557 00:53:32,470 --> 00:53:34,123 You deserve each other. 1558 00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:35,864 I am done with you. 1559 00:53:36,822 --> 00:53:38,432 I don't ever wanna see you again. 1560 00:53:38,476 --> 00:53:42,262 Is there anything you wanna add before you go? 1561 00:53:42,306 --> 00:53:44,569 - Do you remember, do you remember we were outside? 1562 00:53:44,612 --> 00:53:47,485 And you asked me what I was afraid of? 1563 00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:49,051 I thought about it. 1564 00:53:49,095 --> 00:53:49,878 It's love. 1565 00:53:51,271 --> 00:53:52,446 Okay, I'm afraid of love, 1566 00:53:52,490 --> 00:53:53,708 because I, I don't think I know what it is. 1567 00:53:53,752 --> 00:53:54,753 - Spare me, Jonah. 1568 00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:56,015 - I was bullied. 1569 00:53:56,798 --> 00:53:59,540 As a kid, I was bullied. 1570 00:53:59,584 --> 00:54:01,803 By all different people. 1571 00:54:01,847 --> 00:54:04,806 But it was, it was mostly this one guy. 1572 00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:05,851 Nick Kowalski. 1573 00:54:07,331 --> 00:54:09,855 I mean, it was every day after school, without fail. 1574 00:54:09,898 --> 00:54:11,117 I mean, it got to the point where I would, 1575 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,727 I would just see him, and I would start, 1576 00:54:12,771 --> 00:54:13,989 I would start shaking. 1577 00:54:14,033 --> 00:54:16,383 I have nightmares just thinking about this guy. 1578 00:54:18,603 --> 00:54:19,517 So what am I afraid of? 1579 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,780 I'm afraid of Nick Kowalski. 1580 00:54:24,043 --> 00:54:26,350 And I'm not just afraid either. 1581 00:54:26,393 --> 00:54:27,916 I'm, I'm ashamed. 1582 00:54:30,005 --> 00:54:31,920 And I'm angry. 1583 00:54:31,964 --> 00:54:34,662 You know, mostly angry at myself. 1584 00:54:34,706 --> 00:54:36,403 You know, for not confronting him. 1585 00:54:36,447 --> 00:54:38,405 I should've, I should've confronted him. 1586 00:54:38,449 --> 00:54:39,885 I, I mean, it haunts me. 1587 00:54:39,928 --> 00:54:44,324 I think it's like a self-esteem thing. 1588 00:54:44,368 --> 00:54:45,151 Maybe. 1589 00:54:46,457 --> 00:54:48,850 And then the fact that I can acknowledge that 1590 00:54:48,894 --> 00:54:53,115 makes me ashamed that I didn't face this and confront this. 1591 00:54:53,159 --> 00:54:54,900 And then all the guilt that goes along with it. 1592 00:54:54,943 --> 00:54:58,991 I mean, I had to constantly prove myself and justify myself. 1593 00:54:59,034 --> 00:55:01,646 I mean, I'm fucked up, Sharon. 1594 00:55:02,603 --> 00:55:04,213 Okay, I'm fucked up. 1595 00:55:05,824 --> 00:55:08,087 And unfortunately, you got caught up 1596 00:55:08,130 --> 00:55:11,830 into my world of confusion, and I'm sorry. 1597 00:55:11,873 --> 00:55:16,269 Okay, I, I know you've got no reason to believe me. 1598 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:20,099 But if nothin' else, know that I'm, I'm sorry. 1599 00:55:25,713 --> 00:55:28,803 It's weird how, like, something could happen to you, 1600 00:55:28,847 --> 00:55:31,806 so long ago, and it can affect you today 1601 00:55:31,850 --> 00:55:32,981 in the weirdest ways. 1602 00:55:33,025 --> 00:55:35,941 I mean, three Sharons, that's messed up. 1603 00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:37,464 I can admit that. 1604 00:55:39,161 --> 00:55:41,555 And you didn't deserve this. 1605 00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:48,388 But things are gonna be different now. 1606 00:55:48,432 --> 00:55:49,258 Okay? 1607 00:55:50,564 --> 00:55:52,653 Things will be different. 1608 00:55:54,699 --> 00:55:58,659 - What would make things different, Jonah? 1609 00:55:58,703 --> 00:56:00,313 You haven't changed. 1610 00:56:01,270 --> 00:56:02,881 You're still scared. 1611 00:56:03,882 --> 00:56:06,711 Still running from your fears. 1612 00:56:06,754 --> 00:56:09,061 Fear of Nick Kowalski. 1613 00:56:09,104 --> 00:56:11,019 Your fear of losing me. 1614 00:56:13,021 --> 00:56:15,415 I'm sorry you were bullied. 1615 00:56:15,459 --> 00:56:17,939 But your past is destroying your present. 1616 00:56:17,983 --> 00:56:22,901 And it will destroy your future if you don't face up to it. 1617 00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:27,035 I'm sorry, I, I can't do this. 1618 00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:28,036 I gotta go. 1619 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,081 - Sharon, just-- - Don't, Jonah. 1620 00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:36,349 - There is a sinking feeling 1621 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,786 in your stomach when you've lost the best thing 1622 00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:42,921 in your life, the only thing that matters to you. 1623 00:56:44,270 --> 00:56:46,968 It cuts like a knife, ripping through your internal organs. 1624 00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:51,016 Or maybe that was the burrito I had earlier. 1625 00:56:51,059 --> 00:56:53,888 Whatever the case, I knew something had to be done. 1626 00:56:53,932 --> 00:56:56,761 I was gonna meet my fear head-on. 1627 00:56:56,804 --> 00:56:58,719 I was gonna do the unthinkable. 1628 00:56:58,763 --> 00:57:01,635 I was gonna confront Nick Kowalski. 1629 00:57:02,810 --> 00:57:04,377 ♪ Met her in my dreams, she was my queen ♪ 1630 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,335 ♪ A castle in the mountain tops, rives and streams ♪ 1631 00:57:06,379 --> 00:57:08,903 - Nick Kowalski, 23 years old. 1632 00:57:08,947 --> 00:57:10,339 6'4". 1633 00:57:10,383 --> 00:57:11,297 234 pounds. 1634 00:57:12,603 --> 00:57:14,561 A 54-inch chest span, 1635 00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:18,347 and 17-inch biceps that wield a crushing right hook. 1636 00:57:18,391 --> 00:57:19,958 It was a surreal feeling standing there, 1637 00:57:20,001 --> 00:57:22,917 looking at him face-to-face after all these years. 1638 00:57:22,961 --> 00:57:24,658 I could feel my body changing: 1639 00:57:24,702 --> 00:57:27,269 increased heart rate, pore secretions, 1640 00:57:27,313 --> 00:57:30,229 xerostomia, otherwise known as cotton mouth, 1641 00:57:30,272 --> 00:57:32,840 and a really strong urge to pee. 1642 00:57:32,884 --> 00:57:34,451 I really had to pee. 1643 00:57:34,494 --> 00:57:39,064 ♪ All I wanna do is live with no regret ♪ 1644 00:57:43,068 --> 00:57:44,678 - So, what the fuck do you want? 1645 00:57:45,984 --> 00:57:48,813 What? 1646 00:57:48,856 --> 00:57:51,511 - I, uh, 1647 00:57:51,555 --> 00:57:53,165 you scarred me for life. 1648 00:57:53,208 --> 00:57:55,515 And I came here today 1649 00:57:55,559 --> 00:57:59,650 to confront you and let you know 1650 00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:02,261 that I will not let you dominate my life anymore. 1651 00:58:02,304 --> 00:58:03,523 You will not mentally mind-fuck me 1652 00:58:03,567 --> 00:58:04,698 for the rest of my life. - Ooh, mind-fuck. 1653 00:58:04,742 --> 00:58:07,048 - And I wanna tell you that 1654 00:58:08,093 --> 00:58:08,876 I forgive you. 1655 00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:09,790 - Forgive me, huh? 1656 00:58:09,834 --> 00:58:11,923 - I forgive you for all the hurt 1657 00:58:11,966 --> 00:58:14,186 you caused me over the years. 1658 00:58:14,229 --> 00:58:17,668 And I'm releasing you from my mind forever. 1659 00:58:17,711 --> 00:58:19,147 You're dismissed. - Dismissed? 1660 00:58:19,191 --> 00:58:22,977 - You no longer have power over me. 1661 00:58:23,021 --> 00:58:23,978 - Oh yeah, is that it? 1662 00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:24,979 Is that it? 1663 00:58:26,851 --> 00:58:27,591 - That felt good. 1664 00:58:27,634 --> 00:58:28,853 - Yeah, yeah. 1665 00:58:28,896 --> 00:58:30,419 It felt good for me too, yeah. 1666 00:58:30,463 --> 00:58:31,333 - It did? 1667 00:58:34,598 --> 00:58:36,643 Well, listen, dude, I got a lot of work to do, man. 1668 00:58:36,687 --> 00:58:39,864 I got like two trannies and oil change and a tune-up. 1669 00:58:39,907 --> 00:58:41,169 - Yeah, no. 1670 00:58:41,213 --> 00:58:42,649 - But you know what, you know, I always got time 1671 00:58:42,693 --> 00:58:45,826 for another good old fashioned ass whoopin'. 1672 00:58:45,870 --> 00:58:46,610 - What? 1673 00:58:47,915 --> 00:58:48,655 Seriously? 1674 00:58:48,699 --> 00:58:50,091 - Yeah, seriously. 1675 00:58:51,049 --> 00:58:52,180 Let's get him. 1676 00:58:52,224 --> 00:58:53,747 - Shit, what have I done? 1677 00:58:55,923 --> 00:58:59,492 This went just a little differently in my mind. 1678 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:02,713 As I said before, life goes full circle. 1679 00:59:02,756 --> 00:59:05,324 And when it catches up to you, it's a bitch. 1680 00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:18,598 Over the years, I learned to distance my mind 1681 00:59:18,642 --> 00:59:23,298 from present circumstances and think of more pleasant times. 1682 00:59:23,342 --> 00:59:25,431 I remember a time when I was seven years old 1683 00:59:25,474 --> 00:59:28,086 and got a birthday cake or how excited I was 1684 00:59:28,129 --> 00:59:31,176 Episode I, The Phantom Menace. 1685 00:59:31,219 --> 00:59:34,048 Star Wars, Phantom Menace! 1686 00:59:34,092 --> 00:59:38,139 But a funny thing happened when I thought about Sharon. 1687 00:59:38,183 --> 00:59:41,055 As I looked at her face, at her smile, 1688 00:59:44,145 --> 00:59:46,626 and now realizing it was all gone, 1689 00:59:46,670 --> 00:59:49,324 a strange and odd feeling came over me, 1690 00:59:49,368 --> 00:59:51,500 one that I've never experienced before. 1691 00:59:51,544 --> 00:59:54,852 And it caused my right leg to rise up with force. 1692 01:00:00,118 --> 01:00:02,381 And the more I thought about Sharon Three, 1693 01:00:02,424 --> 01:00:04,035 the bolder I felt. 1694 01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:07,081 - Come on, sucker, let's get it on. 1695 01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:15,089 - Get it on, Jonah. 1696 01:00:15,133 --> 01:00:16,482 Kill that jive turkey. 1697 01:00:16,525 --> 01:00:17,744 - I'm not sure what came over me, 1698 01:00:17,788 --> 01:00:19,441 pent-up rage for so many years? 1699 01:00:19,485 --> 01:00:22,096 But this time, I was in it to win it. 1700 01:00:24,011 --> 01:00:25,099 - You fuckin' bit me! 1701 01:00:26,535 --> 01:00:28,233 - Yeah, I bit you, bitch. 1702 01:00:30,191 --> 01:00:33,325 - Oh god, dude, you are fucking insane, man. 1703 01:00:33,368 --> 01:00:34,892 - I can't really feel my face. 1704 01:00:34,935 --> 01:00:36,197 Even though by all counts, 1705 01:00:36,241 --> 01:00:39,200 I lost that fight, the fact is, it was a fight. 1706 01:00:39,244 --> 01:00:41,420 That was the first time I ever fought back 1707 01:00:41,463 --> 01:00:42,551 and stood up to a bully. 1708 01:00:42,595 --> 01:00:44,423 And that felt damn good. 1709 01:00:46,077 --> 01:00:48,427 I was bruised and battered, but so the hell was he. 1710 01:00:48,470 --> 01:00:51,691 And from my perspective, that was a win. 1711 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:54,694 - You're fuckin' crazy, man. 1712 01:00:59,307 --> 01:01:01,875 It was a whole week before my bruises cleared up. 1713 01:01:01,919 --> 01:01:03,137 Okay, not bad? 1714 01:01:03,181 --> 01:01:05,139 News of our fight traveled fast. 1715 01:01:05,183 --> 01:01:08,186 It got over 10 million hits on YouTube. 1716 01:01:11,319 --> 01:01:12,190 This guy. 1717 01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:15,236 Eat some food, all right, eat. 1718 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,543 And I was feeling pretty good about life. 1719 01:01:17,586 --> 01:01:19,110 With one exception. 1720 01:01:19,153 --> 01:01:21,068 - Go over there, call her, text her, something. 1721 01:01:21,112 --> 01:01:22,287 Do you want me to call her for you? 1722 01:01:22,330 --> 01:01:23,027 - No, I don't want you to call her for me. 1723 01:01:23,070 --> 01:01:24,289 - I'll do it. 1724 01:01:24,332 --> 01:01:25,682 You understand? 1725 01:01:25,725 --> 01:01:26,595 Let me help you, all right. - Yeah, what? 1726 01:01:26,639 --> 01:01:27,814 - I'm gonna text her for you. 1727 01:01:27,858 --> 01:01:30,382 I've got the bomb text she cannot resist. 1728 01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:31,296 This is gonna work. 1729 01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:32,384 I'm gonna close this for you. 1730 01:01:32,427 --> 01:01:33,298 - You got a bomb text? 1731 01:01:33,341 --> 01:01:35,300 - Yeah, give me your phone. 1732 01:01:35,343 --> 01:01:36,954 - I'm trusting you, Drew. - Hand me your phone 1733 01:01:36,997 --> 01:01:37,911 right now. - I'm trusting you. 1734 01:01:37,955 --> 01:01:39,521 - Cue it up, give it to me. 1735 01:01:39,565 --> 01:01:40,435 Cued? - Do it. 1736 01:01:40,479 --> 01:01:41,480 - That's my boy. 1737 01:01:44,352 --> 01:01:45,266 Sent. 1738 01:01:45,310 --> 01:01:46,267 Done. 1739 01:01:46,311 --> 01:01:47,225 Taken care of. 1740 01:01:47,268 --> 01:01:48,530 - Good? - You're welcome. 1741 01:01:48,574 --> 01:01:49,314 - Is it good? - You're welcome. 1742 01:01:49,357 --> 01:01:51,795 - Dude, you're right. 1743 01:01:51,838 --> 01:01:53,100 I miss your doggie style? 1744 01:01:53,144 --> 01:01:54,623 - It's gonna work, trust me. 1745 01:01:54,667 --> 01:01:55,755 It's gonna work. - Are you kidding me 1746 01:01:55,799 --> 01:01:57,104 right now? - That's gonna work, 1747 01:01:57,148 --> 01:01:58,236 I promise you. - I miss your doggie style? 1748 01:01:58,279 --> 01:01:59,498 - I promise you. 1749 01:01:59,541 --> 01:02:00,760 Now you sit and wait. - Man, how am I supposed 1750 01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:02,196 to follow that up. - Absorb it. 1751 01:02:09,813 --> 01:02:12,293 - This is interesting, man, you's like this. 1752 01:02:12,337 --> 01:02:14,208 I'm reading this book on bullying. 1753 01:02:14,252 --> 01:02:16,558 It's called The Fear That Fear Produced. 1754 01:02:16,602 --> 01:02:18,778 It's basically saying you need to purge, 1755 01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:23,261 and then allow things to naturally run their course. 1756 01:02:27,091 --> 01:02:31,182 I'm not gonna find a girl as great as her. 1757 01:02:31,225 --> 01:02:32,879 I'm not. 1758 01:02:32,923 --> 01:02:37,362 It sucks how you don't appreciate something until it's gone. 1759 01:02:38,885 --> 01:02:40,147 What are you getting all misty about? 1760 01:02:40,191 --> 01:02:41,366 - I'm not getting misty. 1761 01:02:41,409 --> 01:02:42,584 Just, something you said got to me, 1762 01:02:42,628 --> 01:02:45,413 about not finding another girl like that. 1763 01:02:45,457 --> 01:02:48,416 It just made me think about Heather and how I'm, 1764 01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:51,289 I'm never gonna find another woman like her again, too. 1765 01:02:51,332 --> 01:02:52,507 - You still want her back, huh? 1766 01:02:52,551 --> 01:02:53,900 After everything you've said about her? 1767 01:02:53,944 --> 01:02:54,771 - Yeah. 1768 01:02:57,469 --> 01:02:59,340 I really do, man. 1769 01:02:59,384 --> 01:03:01,125 I really, really do. 1770 01:03:01,168 --> 01:03:02,430 But you know what, hey, what am I doing? 1771 01:03:02,474 --> 01:03:04,432 This is not about me, we're talking about you. 1772 01:03:04,476 --> 01:03:05,346 So go ahead. 1773 01:03:05,390 --> 01:03:06,913 - You brought her up, man. 1774 01:03:06,957 --> 01:03:09,437 - Well, stop saying things that make me think about her. 1775 01:03:09,481 --> 01:03:13,267 God, am I crazy to wanna be with somebody who cheated on me? 1776 01:03:13,311 --> 01:03:14,965 I shouldn't even be thinking about her. 1777 01:03:15,008 --> 01:03:15,879 Damn you. 1778 01:03:15,922 --> 01:03:17,271 Why do people hurt people? 1779 01:03:17,315 --> 01:03:18,969 Honestly, Jonah, I don't get it. 1780 01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:20,187 I really don't get it. 1781 01:03:20,231 --> 01:03:21,406 - We're human. 1782 01:03:22,973 --> 01:03:25,540 People struggle with different issues. 1783 01:03:25,584 --> 01:03:28,935 In our own various, individual ways, 1784 01:03:28,979 --> 01:03:31,285 we're all messed up. 1785 01:03:31,329 --> 01:03:34,288 Now I'm depressed. 1786 01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:36,551 - I want her back. 1787 01:03:36,595 --> 01:03:38,031 I miss her. 1788 01:03:38,075 --> 01:03:38,858 - Me too. 1789 01:03:40,251 --> 01:03:41,818 I miss Sharon Three. 1790 01:03:48,868 --> 01:03:49,782 Where you goin'? 1791 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,044 - I'm just gonna go for a walk. 1792 01:03:51,088 --> 01:03:52,002 I'll be back, okay. 1793 01:03:52,045 --> 01:03:53,307 I'm just gonna clear my mind. 1794 01:03:53,351 --> 01:03:54,831 - Yeah, you want me to come with you? 1795 01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:56,006 - No, no, no, I just wanna, I wanna blow off some steam. 1796 01:03:56,049 --> 01:03:56,920 You know? - You sure? 1797 01:03:56,963 --> 01:03:59,618 - Yeah, talk to you soon. 1798 01:03:59,661 --> 01:04:01,489 A wise man once said, 1799 01:04:01,533 --> 01:04:05,102 "There's no remedy to love but to love more." 1800 01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:07,844 That man was Henry David Thoreau. 1801 01:04:09,236 --> 01:04:11,238 I knew what I had to do. 1802 01:04:16,026 --> 01:04:16,809 - Hi. 1803 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:18,071 - What do you want? 1804 01:04:18,115 --> 01:04:21,596 - Look, I would like you to be honest with me. 1805 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,903 Have you been having sex with Jonah lately? 1806 01:04:23,947 --> 01:04:25,905 - No, I have not been having sex with Jonah lately. 1807 01:04:25,949 --> 01:04:27,428 I thought he was having sex with you. 1808 01:04:27,472 --> 01:04:29,082 He's not even picking up his phone. 1809 01:04:29,126 --> 01:04:30,475 - Same thing here. 1810 01:04:30,518 --> 01:04:32,520 - I'm so stressed at work right now, I need him. 1811 01:04:32,564 --> 01:04:33,870 - Okay, get dressed, 1812 01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,654 because we're going over to his house right now, 1813 01:04:35,697 --> 01:04:37,264 and we're gonna set this matter straight. 1814 01:04:37,308 --> 01:04:38,352 - Start tell me what to do. 1815 01:04:38,396 --> 01:04:40,006 But come in. 1816 01:04:40,050 --> 01:04:42,269 - Fine, it's a great plan. 1817 01:04:47,405 --> 01:04:48,362 - Hey Drew. 1818 01:04:48,406 --> 01:04:49,189 - Hey. 1819 01:04:50,799 --> 01:04:52,453 Um. 1820 01:04:52,497 --> 01:04:54,455 I'll just have a medium latte, please. 1821 01:04:54,499 --> 01:04:55,456 - Yeah, sure. 1822 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:56,718 Medium latte. 1823 01:04:56,762 --> 01:04:57,545 Thank you. 1824 01:05:00,418 --> 01:05:02,159 - He misses you, you know. 1825 01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:04,552 - Yeah, whatever. 1826 01:05:04,596 --> 01:05:06,424 - And he is sorry, Sharon. 1827 01:05:06,467 --> 01:05:07,425 He really is. 1828 01:05:07,468 --> 01:05:10,689 He's hurting right now in a way 1829 01:05:10,732 --> 01:05:13,910 that I have not ever seen him before. 1830 01:05:13,953 --> 01:05:14,911 He's scared. 1831 01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:18,349 - Of what? 1832 01:05:18,392 --> 01:05:19,480 - Of losing you. 1833 01:05:19,524 --> 01:05:21,874 You are the best thing 1834 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:24,659 that has ever happened to him. 1835 01:05:24,703 --> 01:05:27,488 And I know, I have experienced it. 1836 01:05:29,055 --> 01:05:31,971 God, I just don't want to see him lose a good thing. 1837 01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:33,451 You know? 1838 01:05:33,494 --> 01:05:38,064 All I know is that when I see the two of you together, 1839 01:05:39,065 --> 01:05:40,588 I see genuine love. 1840 01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:46,464 - Thank you. 1841 01:05:46,507 --> 01:05:47,900 Mm-mm, don't worry about it. 1842 01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:48,945 - Thank you. 1843 01:05:52,731 --> 01:05:54,559 I hope I see you again. 1844 01:05:55,516 --> 01:05:56,996 Take care, okay? 1845 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,041 - Bye, Drew. 1846 01:06:08,225 --> 01:06:09,617 - Jonah. 1847 01:06:09,661 --> 01:06:11,097 What are you doing here? 1848 01:06:11,141 --> 01:06:12,403 I don't wanna talk about it. 1849 01:06:12,446 --> 01:06:13,186 - No, no, no, we're talking about it. 1850 01:06:13,230 --> 01:06:14,666 - I can't. 1851 01:06:14,709 --> 01:06:15,623 I'm devastated. 1852 01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:16,450 - You're devastated? 1853 01:06:16,494 --> 01:06:17,495 You're devastated? 1854 01:06:17,538 --> 01:06:18,452 He's devastated. 1855 01:06:18,496 --> 01:06:20,367 He misses the hell outta you. 1856 01:06:21,629 --> 01:06:22,674 Okay, look, I didn't, I didn't come here 1857 01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:24,241 to give you a tongue lashing, okay. 1858 01:06:24,284 --> 01:06:25,155 I just wanna know why you cheated on my best friend 1859 01:06:25,198 --> 01:06:26,678 with your next door neighbor. 1860 01:06:26,721 --> 01:06:29,855 - It was something that just happened, okay. 1861 01:06:29,898 --> 01:06:31,900 We only had sex once. 1862 01:06:31,944 --> 01:06:34,425 Okay, here's how it happened. 1863 01:06:34,468 --> 01:06:35,774 I was in his cellphone, 1864 01:06:35,817 --> 01:06:38,429 looking at pictures from a show he attended. 1865 01:06:38,472 --> 01:06:39,430 Oh my gosh. 1866 01:06:39,473 --> 01:06:40,779 And I went too far. 1867 01:06:40,822 --> 01:06:43,912 I saw some pics I shouldn't have seen. 1868 01:06:43,956 --> 01:06:46,002 - What kind of pics? 1869 01:06:46,045 --> 01:06:47,568 - The penis pics. 1870 01:06:47,612 --> 01:06:49,396 And it was huge! 1871 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:50,354 Oh my god. 1872 01:06:52,530 --> 01:06:54,271 I had to investigate. 1873 01:06:54,314 --> 01:06:55,141 Oh my god. 1874 01:06:56,099 --> 01:06:57,970 - All right, all right. 1875 01:06:58,014 --> 01:06:59,319 - I'm sorry, but it was. 1876 01:07:04,498 --> 01:07:06,761 God damn, stupid big penis. 1877 01:07:06,805 --> 01:07:08,067 It ruined my life. 1878 01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:11,418 And I love Drew's little penis. 1879 01:07:11,462 --> 01:07:13,594 - Okay, I didn't really need to know that, but-- 1880 01:07:13,638 --> 01:07:15,727 - And I am missing him. 1881 01:07:15,770 --> 01:07:17,598 And I want him back so bad. 1882 01:07:17,642 --> 01:07:19,861 But I don't deserve him. 1883 01:07:19,905 --> 01:07:21,646 - The guy's a mess without you. 1884 01:07:21,689 --> 01:07:22,995 - Can you help me? 1885 01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:28,957 - I'm coming. 1886 01:07:30,568 --> 01:07:31,612 I'm coming. 1887 01:07:35,834 --> 01:07:36,574 Uh-oh. 1888 01:07:36,617 --> 01:07:37,662 - That's right, uh-oh. 1889 01:07:37,705 --> 01:07:38,663 - Where's Jonah? 1890 01:07:38,706 --> 01:07:39,751 - Hmm, I don't know. 1891 01:07:39,794 --> 01:07:41,057 - What do you mean you don't know? 1892 01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:41,970 - I mean I went out for a coffee, 1893 01:07:42,014 --> 01:07:42,884 I came back, and he's not here. 1894 01:07:42,928 --> 01:07:44,103 - Well, we'll wait for him then. 1895 01:07:44,147 --> 01:07:45,061 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no. 1896 01:07:45,104 --> 01:07:46,323 Ladies, that's not a good idea. 1897 01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:48,803 Jonah doesn't like me to have company. 1898 01:07:48,847 --> 01:07:50,327 Okay, come on in. 1899 01:07:53,895 --> 01:07:58,465 ♪ Special shine a light on me 1900 01:07:58,509 --> 01:07:59,684 - Hey. 1901 01:07:59,727 --> 01:08:01,425 - Hi. 1902 01:08:01,468 --> 01:08:03,340 - You gonna go see him? 1903 01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:04,950 Go. 1904 01:08:04,993 --> 01:08:06,169 Go get him. 1905 01:08:06,212 --> 01:08:08,649 ♪ Let the midnight special 1906 01:08:08,693 --> 01:08:09,998 - Yeah. 1907 01:08:10,042 --> 01:08:12,871 - Yeah, I'll take care of the shop. 1908 01:08:12,914 --> 01:08:13,698 - Okay. 1909 01:08:14,699 --> 01:08:15,613 Yeah. 1910 01:08:15,656 --> 01:08:17,528 Yeah, I'm gonna go get my man. 1911 01:08:17,571 --> 01:08:19,138 - Go get him, girl. 1912 01:08:19,182 --> 01:08:20,661 - Oh, I love you. 1913 01:08:20,705 --> 01:08:21,706 Thank you. 1914 01:08:21,749 --> 01:08:23,360 I'm gonna get him. 1915 01:08:24,578 --> 01:08:25,884 - She crushed me. 1916 01:08:26,928 --> 01:08:29,583 Sharons, she crushed me. 1917 01:08:29,627 --> 01:08:31,846 - Look, you are a super-nice guy. 1918 01:08:31,890 --> 01:08:34,632 And I am sure that there is a girl out there 1919 01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:38,723 who is gonna love you and is gonna appreciate you. 1920 01:08:38,766 --> 01:08:40,333 - No. 1921 01:08:40,377 --> 01:08:42,161 I guess, you know, but 1922 01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:45,077 I just want Heather back. 1923 01:08:46,034 --> 01:08:47,340 - Even after she cheated on you? 1924 01:08:47,384 --> 01:08:50,517 - Even after she cheated on me. 1925 01:08:50,561 --> 01:08:51,344 - Wow. 1926 01:08:52,519 --> 01:08:54,739 That's a gnarly, that's gnarly love. 1927 01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:58,090 - If I get her back, I wanna cheat on her. 1928 01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:00,701 I mean, that's only right. 1929 01:09:00,745 --> 01:09:02,442 That's only fair, you know. 1930 01:09:02,486 --> 01:09:03,617 And I'd love for her to walk in on me. 1931 01:09:03,661 --> 01:09:05,184 - Oh, that'd be great. 1932 01:09:05,228 --> 01:09:06,490 That'd be great, right? 1933 01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:08,056 - I walked in on her, she can walk in on me. 1934 01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:09,014 - Walk in. 1935 01:09:10,450 --> 01:09:12,365 - Oh, but it's never gonna happen. 1936 01:09:12,409 --> 01:09:13,671 I mean, look at me. 1937 01:09:13,714 --> 01:09:14,976 I've got heartbreak written all over me. 1938 01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:16,848 What girl's gonna go for me in a state like this? 1939 01:09:16,891 --> 01:09:17,675 But, uh, 1940 01:09:18,980 --> 01:09:20,939 I'll tell you this. 1941 01:09:20,982 --> 01:09:23,811 It's too bad, because, uh, 1942 01:09:23,855 --> 01:09:26,074 I would be a sexual demon. 1943 01:09:28,990 --> 01:09:31,863 I would be like, just nasty in bed. 1944 01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:38,217 - I mean, like, how nasty? 1945 01:09:38,261 --> 01:09:40,045 - Janet Jackson nasty. 1946 01:09:41,481 --> 01:09:42,613 - Oh, Control. 1947 01:09:42,656 --> 01:09:44,658 - That's a hot song. 1948 01:09:44,702 --> 01:09:46,617 - I would be good. 1949 01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:52,449 - Drew? 1950 01:09:53,711 --> 01:09:55,495 Buddy, I got a surprise for ya. 1951 01:09:55,539 --> 01:09:56,279 - Baby? 1952 01:09:58,716 --> 01:10:00,761 - Oh god. - Oh, touch my feet. 1953 01:10:00,805 --> 01:10:01,980 No, don't stop. 1954 01:10:02,023 --> 01:10:03,068 Right there. - Oh god. 1955 01:10:03,111 --> 01:10:04,374 - Right there, papi. - Okay. 1956 01:10:04,417 --> 01:10:05,940 - Oh god. - Drew? 1957 01:10:05,984 --> 01:10:07,551 - He's probably just watchin' True Blood. 1958 01:10:07,594 --> 01:10:08,726 - Is this right? 1959 01:10:08,769 --> 01:10:09,683 I feel like that's-- 1960 01:10:09,727 --> 01:10:11,163 - Okay, that's-- - Oh my god. 1961 01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:12,730 - That's good. - Is that right, ladies? 1962 01:10:12,773 --> 01:10:13,948 Heather? - Oh my god. 1963 01:10:13,992 --> 01:10:15,036 - Jonah. 1964 01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:16,473 Hey, hey. 1965 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,083 - Sharon and Sharon. 1966 01:10:18,126 --> 01:10:18,910 - Yeah. 1967 01:10:20,564 --> 01:10:23,871 - Drew, what the hell is going on here? 1968 01:10:23,915 --> 01:10:25,133 Is this some kind of a joke? 1969 01:10:25,177 --> 01:10:26,657 - Let me explain. 1970 01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:28,963 - What the hell? 1971 01:10:29,007 --> 01:10:30,269 - Oh lord. - Oh, hey. 1972 01:10:30,313 --> 01:10:31,575 - Are you here to join the party, too? 1973 01:10:31,618 --> 01:10:32,619 - No. 1974 01:10:32,663 --> 01:10:34,012 No, I came for him. 1975 01:10:34,055 --> 01:10:35,143 But I am leaving. 1976 01:10:35,187 --> 01:10:36,580 - No, no, no, Sharon. 1977 01:10:36,623 --> 01:10:37,363 Sharon. 1978 01:10:37,407 --> 01:10:38,451 Sharon, hold on. 1979 01:10:38,495 --> 01:10:39,409 - Please, just let me-- - Hang on. 1980 01:10:39,452 --> 01:10:40,714 - You are such 1981 01:10:40,758 --> 01:10:42,150 a dirty little-- - Listen for one second. 1982 01:10:42,194 --> 01:10:43,326 - Piece of shit! - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1983 01:10:43,369 --> 01:10:44,240 - Jonah, I'm done. - Please. 1984 01:10:44,283 --> 01:10:45,197 Sharon. 1985 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:46,546 Sharon, give me one second. 1986 01:10:46,590 --> 01:10:47,721 Sharon, Sharon! 1987 01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:50,289 - Baby. 1988 01:10:51,159 --> 01:10:52,073 Baby, this is crazy. 1989 01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:53,336 I don't understand any of this. 1990 01:10:53,379 --> 01:10:55,338 - I should kill you! - Oh my, she's angry. 1991 01:10:55,381 --> 01:10:56,948 - Listen,. 1992 01:10:58,254 --> 01:10:59,864 Baby, be reasonable. 1993 01:10:59,907 --> 01:11:00,734 Oh god. 1994 01:11:02,345 --> 01:11:03,171 - Look. 1995 01:11:04,912 --> 01:11:08,133 There's no excuse for what I did to you. 1996 01:11:09,526 --> 01:11:10,875 None. 1997 01:11:10,918 --> 01:11:12,311 I know that now. 1998 01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:14,966 And I am so sorry. 1999 01:11:18,883 --> 01:11:21,625 I'm in the process of changing. 2000 01:11:22,843 --> 01:11:25,455 And if you give me another shot, 2001 01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:28,588 Sharon, I promise you, I promise you, 2002 01:11:28,632 --> 01:11:30,068 I'm gonna do whatever I can to make you happy. 2003 01:11:30,111 --> 01:11:31,896 You won't regret it. 2004 01:11:33,854 --> 01:11:38,032 And that, in there, I had nothing to do with that. 2005 01:11:38,076 --> 01:11:41,514 I don't even know what that was. 2006 01:11:43,995 --> 01:11:45,692 I miss you so much. 2007 01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:49,957 You're all that I'm living for. 2008 01:11:51,263 --> 01:11:53,831 You're not my Sharon Three. 2009 01:11:53,874 --> 01:11:55,485 You're Sharon One. 2010 01:11:57,878 --> 01:11:58,879 My first. 2011 01:11:59,967 --> 01:12:00,794 My last. 2012 01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:03,971 You're my everything. 2013 01:12:07,932 --> 01:12:09,847 - Was that Barry White? 2014 01:12:11,457 --> 01:12:13,372 - Yeah, I mean, just a little bit. 2015 01:12:13,416 --> 01:12:14,634 Like, the end. 2016 01:12:15,592 --> 01:12:16,984 - Oh, come here. 2017 01:12:18,029 --> 01:12:19,030 - I love you so much. 2018 01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:21,815 - I love you too. 2019 01:12:21,859 --> 01:12:24,035 And, um, just so you know, 2020 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:29,475 you had me at, I miss your doggie style. 2021 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:31,216 - You're kidding me. 2022 01:12:31,259 --> 01:12:33,871 - It was so funny. 2023 01:12:33,914 --> 01:12:35,394 - That's unbelievable. 2024 01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:36,264 That's... 2025 01:12:38,658 --> 01:12:40,921 That's crazy. 2026 01:12:49,843 --> 01:12:50,670 I love you. 2027 01:12:51,889 --> 01:12:53,586 - I love you too. 2028 01:12:53,630 --> 01:12:55,849 I love you so much. 2029 01:12:55,893 --> 01:13:00,419 - Like I said, sometimes life catches up to you, 2030 01:13:00,463 --> 01:13:02,421 and it's not all that bad. 2031 01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:03,683 I got a song. - Yeah? 2032 01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:04,945 - I got a song for you, yep. - Okay. 2033 01:13:04,989 --> 01:13:06,120 Let's hear it. - Okay. 2034 01:13:06,164 --> 01:13:07,905 - Is it a surprise? 2035 01:13:27,925 --> 01:13:30,928 ♪ Traveling could be real 2036 01:13:30,971 --> 01:13:34,888 ♪ If you had a set of wheels 2037 01:13:34,932 --> 01:13:39,937 ♪ That you could consider your own ♪ 2038 01:13:42,548 --> 01:13:45,899 ♪ Visit me anytime 2039 01:13:45,943 --> 01:13:49,947 ♪ Leave your hometown for mine 2040 01:13:49,990 --> 01:13:54,952 ♪ I'm guessin' you probably won't ♪ 2041 01:13:55,518 --> 01:13:57,824 ♪ With no keys 2042 01:13:59,391 --> 01:14:01,654 - You may wonder what happened to Drew. 2043 01:14:01,698 --> 01:14:03,613 Well, he made up with Heather. 2044 01:14:03,656 --> 01:14:04,962 - And I'm sorry I cheated. 2045 01:14:05,005 --> 01:14:05,919 You know, even though, technically, 2046 01:14:05,963 --> 01:14:07,138 it wasn't cheating on my end. 2047 01:14:07,181 --> 01:14:09,053 It was dis-moral, but well, you know-- 2048 01:14:09,096 --> 01:14:11,316 - Just shut up and kiss me. 2049 01:14:11,359 --> 01:14:13,013 - You shut up, and you kiss me. 2050 01:14:14,014 --> 01:14:16,147 ♪ No car 2051 01:14:17,409 --> 01:14:18,628 - And the other two Sharons? 2052 01:14:18,671 --> 01:14:20,847 - Oh, I need some sex. 2053 01:14:20,891 --> 01:14:22,588 - Haven't seen them at all since that day. 2054 01:14:22,632 --> 01:14:25,548 - You know, you have really beautiful eyes. 2055 01:14:25,591 --> 01:14:27,027 - Really? 2056 01:14:27,071 --> 01:14:29,290 ♪ I can blame time and space 2057 01:14:29,334 --> 01:14:30,944 - I guess all is well that ends well. 2058 01:14:32,076 --> 01:14:34,948 - That's a nice shot, right there. 2059 01:14:35,993 --> 01:14:37,473 - I only saw Nick Kowalski 2060 01:14:37,516 --> 01:14:39,083 once after that. 2061 01:14:39,126 --> 01:14:42,260 He avoided eye contact with me, and I liked it a lot. 2062 01:14:42,303 --> 01:14:44,480 ♪ Maybe it's not so bad 2063 01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:46,264 We did it, Max. 2064 01:14:46,307 --> 01:14:47,613 Can you dig it? 2065 01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:50,703 You may be surprised to learn 2066 01:14:50,747 --> 01:14:52,357 that you can't fully experience life 2067 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:55,708 until you face and confront the bullies, the demons, 2068 01:14:55,752 --> 01:14:57,667 the obstacles that hold you back. 2069 01:14:57,710 --> 01:14:59,843 Because then you may realize, as I did, 2070 01:14:59,886 --> 01:15:01,453 that when life catches up to you, 2071 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:03,542 it may not be that bad after all. 2072 01:15:03,586 --> 01:15:06,763 Sometimes things just have a way of working out. 2073 01:15:06,806 --> 01:15:09,113 - No more casual sex with other women. 2074 01:15:09,156 --> 01:15:10,418 No more Sharons. 2075 01:15:10,462 --> 01:15:11,811 - No more. 2076 01:15:11,855 --> 01:15:12,595 - I mean it. 2077 01:15:12,638 --> 01:15:13,813 I mean it, too. 2078 01:15:16,686 --> 01:15:18,557 ♪ Stay where 2079 01:15:18,601 --> 01:15:23,606 ♪ Stay where you are 2080 01:15:24,171 --> 01:15:25,999 ♪ No keys 2081 01:15:26,043 --> 01:15:27,653 ♪ No keys 2082 01:15:27,697 --> 01:15:29,829 ♪ No car 2083 01:15:42,886 --> 01:15:46,106 - And that's it, that's my story. 2084 01:15:46,150 --> 01:15:47,325 That's how this story ends. 2085 01:16:04,516 --> 01:16:05,996 ♪ Let me talk to you 2086 01:16:06,039 --> 01:16:08,825 ♪ Don't gotta be cool for me to love you ♪ 2087 01:16:08,868 --> 01:16:10,435 ♪ Love you 2088 01:16:10,478 --> 01:16:13,090 ♪ I just want you for my own 2089 01:16:13,133 --> 01:16:14,918 ♪ My own 2090 01:16:14,961 --> 01:16:17,877 ♪ Don't have to try, 'cause I get you ♪ 2091 01:16:17,921 --> 01:16:19,662 ♪ Get you 2092 01:16:19,705 --> 01:16:22,403 ♪ Ain't no secret that they know ♪ 2093 01:16:22,447 --> 01:16:23,709 ♪ They know 2094 01:16:23,753 --> 01:16:25,929 ♪ Foolish and stumblin' 2095 01:16:25,972 --> 01:16:28,061 ♪ Stupid and stubborn 2096 01:16:28,105 --> 01:16:30,063 ♪ Back and forth every day 2097 01:16:30,107 --> 01:16:32,805 ♪ It's okay 'cause I love you, babe ♪ 2098 01:16:32,849 --> 01:16:34,502 ♪ You've got me holdin' my feelings ♪ 2099 01:16:34,546 --> 01:16:36,853 ♪ We go together like steps in the building ♪ 2100 01:16:36,896 --> 01:16:39,159 ♪ Got me so high we make love on the ceiling ♪ 2101 01:16:39,203 --> 01:16:40,683 ♪ Baby, this love is like blood ♪ 2102 01:16:40,726 --> 01:16:43,207 ♪ In my veins ♪ Don't compare me to Sharon 2103 01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:45,209 ♪ One, two, three 2104 01:16:45,252 --> 01:16:48,212 ♪ She can't love you the way I do ♪ 2105 01:16:48,255 --> 01:16:49,735 ♪ Baby, she won't she love you, love you ♪ 2106 01:16:49,779 --> 01:16:52,390 ♪ Don't compare me to Sharon 2107 01:16:52,433 --> 01:16:54,827 ♪ One, two, three ♪ Sharon 2108 01:16:54,871 --> 01:16:57,090 ♪ I got everything you need 2109 01:16:57,134 --> 01:16:58,439 ♪ Baby, you should want me 2110 01:16:58,483 --> 01:17:01,399 ♪ Baby, does she love you like I do ♪ 2111 01:17:01,442 --> 01:17:03,401 ♪ Love you like I 2112 01:17:03,444 --> 01:17:06,143 ♪ Love you like I do 2113 01:17:06,186 --> 01:17:08,101 ♪ Love you like I do 2114 01:17:08,145 --> 01:17:10,495 ♪ Love you like I do 2115 01:17:10,538 --> 01:17:12,715 ♪ Love you like I 2116 01:17:12,758 --> 01:17:14,934 ♪ Love you like I do 2117 01:17:14,978 --> 01:17:17,197 ♪ Yeah, love you like I do 2118 01:17:17,241 --> 01:17:18,677 ♪ Love you like I 2119 01:17:18,721 --> 01:17:21,375 ♪ Sharon, I know you're mad, but ♪ 2120 01:17:21,419 --> 01:17:23,290 ♪ You don't understand me 2121 01:17:23,334 --> 01:17:25,162 ♪ Don't you feel alive like me 2122 01:17:25,205 --> 01:17:26,554 ♪ Sharon 2123 01:17:26,598 --> 01:17:28,469 ♪ It's all part of the game, girl ♪ 2124 01:17:28,513 --> 01:17:30,471 ♪ Sharon is more than a name 2125 01:17:30,515 --> 01:17:33,126 ♪ So there's no need to play, girl ♪ 2126 01:17:33,170 --> 01:17:34,562 ♪ Sharon, girl 2127 01:17:34,606 --> 01:17:36,739 ♪ Night fever, night fever, night fever ♪ 2128 01:17:36,782 --> 01:17:38,131 ♪ Tellin' you about 2129 01:17:38,175 --> 01:17:40,612 ♪ Night fever, night fever, night fever ♪ 2130 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:42,005 ♪ Can you help that 2131 01:17:42,048 --> 01:17:44,137 ♪ Night fever, night fever, night fever ♪ 2132 01:17:44,181 --> 01:17:45,530 ♪ Must be the 2133 01:17:45,573 --> 01:17:48,489 ♪ Night fever, night fever, night fever ♪ 2134 01:17:48,533 --> 01:17:49,839 ♪ Uh-Huh, lights, cameras 2135 01:17:49,882 --> 01:17:52,537 ♪ Damn Sharon, got your boy on TMZ ♪ 2136 01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:54,321 ♪ Askin' me about you and we 2137 01:17:54,365 --> 01:17:56,149 ♪ One, two, three, exclusively 2138 01:17:56,193 --> 01:17:58,238 ♪ Up in the kitchen, we gettin' it done ♪ 2139 01:17:58,282 --> 01:18:00,066 ♪ All them positions, you know we have fun ♪ 2140 01:18:00,110 --> 01:18:01,415 ♪ He's a pimp 2141 01:18:01,459 --> 01:18:02,329 ♪ You know that's right ♪ That's right 2142 01:18:02,373 --> 01:18:03,896 ♪ Sharon know just what I like 2143 01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:05,724 ♪ She mumblin' to me, bro, just like a savage ♪ 2144 01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:06,682 ♪ I told her be humble 2145 01:18:06,725 --> 01:18:08,161 ♪ She said, I'm a bad bitch 2146 01:18:08,205 --> 01:18:09,989 ♪ But Sharon got sprung like the last chick ♪ 2147 01:18:10,033 --> 01:18:11,991 ♪ You know, actin' like Delta with baggage ♪ 2148 01:18:12,035 --> 01:18:13,253 ♪ Sharon's not into sharin' 2149 01:18:13,297 --> 01:18:14,690 ♪ It's carin', Sharon, Sharon 2150 01:18:14,733 --> 01:18:16,213 ♪ Three Sharons 2151 01:18:16,256 --> 01:18:17,388 ♪ Why you get so mad when you know deep down ♪ 2152 01:18:17,431 --> 01:18:19,172 ♪ Of all of y'all girls that I want you ♪ 2153 01:18:19,216 --> 01:18:21,740 ♪ Sharon, I know you're mad, but ♪ 2154 01:18:21,784 --> 01:18:23,742 ♪ You don't understand me 2155 01:18:23,786 --> 01:18:25,875 ♪ Don't you feel alive like me 2156 01:18:25,918 --> 01:18:27,224 ♪ Sharon 2157 01:18:27,267 --> 01:18:28,355 ♪ It's all part of the game, girl ♪ 2158 01:18:28,399 --> 01:18:29,313 ♪ Game, girl 2159 01:18:29,356 --> 01:18:30,836 ♪ Sharon is more than a name 2160 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:33,839 ♪ So there's no need to play, girl ♪ 2161 01:18:33,883 --> 01:18:35,014 ♪ Sharon, girl ♪ Night fever 2162 01:18:35,058 --> 01:18:38,278 ♪ Do I ever cross your mind 2163 01:18:38,322 --> 01:18:42,195 ♪ Even though I crossed the line ♪ 2164 01:18:42,239 --> 01:18:45,372 ♪ Do you ever think 2165 01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:49,202 ♪ Of me 2166 01:18:49,246 --> 01:18:52,902 ♪ Girl, I know we had good times ♪ 2167 01:18:52,945 --> 01:18:57,210 ♪ Baby, I was dumb and blind 2168 01:18:57,254 --> 01:19:01,040 ♪ Didn't open my eyes and see 2169 01:19:02,259 --> 01:19:04,783 ♪ Ooh yeah ♪ Ooh yeah 2170 01:19:04,827 --> 01:19:07,090 ♪ There was good love ♪ Good love 2171 01:19:07,133 --> 01:19:08,831 ♪ Waiting for me 2172 01:19:08,874 --> 01:19:10,746 ♪ Too much ♪ Too much 2173 01:19:10,789 --> 01:19:12,356 ♪ Time and energy 2174 01:19:12,399 --> 01:19:15,054 ♪ On someone ♪ Someone 2175 01:19:15,098 --> 01:19:17,535 ♪ That ain't you 2176 01:19:17,578 --> 01:19:19,755 ♪ Whoa 2177 01:19:19,798 --> 01:19:22,148 ♪ There was good love ♪ Good love 2178 01:19:22,192 --> 01:19:23,802 ♪ Waiting for me 2179 01:19:23,846 --> 01:19:25,761 ♪ Too much ♪ Too much 2180 01:19:25,804 --> 01:19:27,327 ♪ Time and energy 2181 01:19:27,371 --> 01:19:29,852 ♪ On someone ♪ Someone 2182 01:19:29,895 --> 01:19:32,680 ♪ That ain't you 2183 01:19:32,724 --> 01:19:34,334 ♪ Whoa 2184 01:19:34,378 --> 01:19:39,035 ♪ Do I ever cross your mind 2185 01:19:39,078 --> 01:19:42,386 ♪ Cross your mind 2186 01:19:42,429 --> 01:19:45,258 ♪ Do you ever think 2187 01:19:45,302 --> 01:19:47,608 ♪ Of me 2188 01:19:47,652 --> 01:19:49,610 ♪ Baby, baby 2189 01:19:49,654 --> 01:19:52,396 ♪ Girl, I know we had good times ♪ 2190 01:19:52,439 --> 01:19:54,180 ♪ Had good times 2191 01:19:54,224 --> 01:19:56,139 ♪ I've been dumb and blind 2192 01:19:56,182 --> 01:19:57,705 ♪ Dumb and blind 2193 01:19:57,749 --> 01:20:02,406 ♪ I just want all of you lovin' me ♪ 2194 01:20:02,449 --> 01:20:03,929 ♪ Ooh yeah 2195 01:20:03,973 --> 01:20:05,322 ♪ Yeah 2196 01:20:05,365 --> 01:20:08,891 ♪ I just want that good love ♪ Good love 2197 01:20:08,934 --> 01:20:12,764 ♪ Good love, baby 2198 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:15,593 ♪ Good love 2199 01:20:15,636 --> 01:20:17,247 ♪ With you 2200 01:20:17,290 --> 01:20:18,944 ♪ I want you, girl 2201 01:20:18,988 --> 01:20:21,120 ♪ And you know I need it, girl ♪ I just want that good love 2202 01:20:21,164 --> 01:20:24,080 ♪ Oh 2203 01:20:24,123 --> 01:20:26,909 ♪ Good love, baby 2204 01:20:27,910 --> 01:20:30,521 ♪ Good love ♪ Good love 2205 01:20:30,564 --> 01:20:31,783 ♪ With you 2206 01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:32,566 ♪ With you 2207 01:20:32,610 --> 01:20:33,350 ♪ With you 2208 01:20:33,393 --> 01:20:34,351 ♪ With you 2209 01:20:34,394 --> 01:20:35,178 ♪ With you 2210 01:20:35,221 --> 01:20:36,005 ♪ With you 2211 01:20:36,048 --> 01:20:36,919 ♪ With you 2212 01:20:36,962 --> 01:20:37,876 ♪ With you 2213 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:38,877 ♪ With you 2214 01:20:38,921 --> 01:20:39,791 ♪ With you 2215 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:40,705 ♪ With you 2216 01:20:40,748 --> 01:20:43,012 ♪ With you 151649