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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:01:00,629 --> 00:02:18,836 Hon3yHD.com 1 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:18,836 From today... 2 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:22,372 all your paths are mine. 3 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:24,911 From today... 4 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:28,150 my home is yours. 5 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:36,888 From today... 6 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:40,628 all your paths are mine. 7 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:46,399 And my home is yours. 8 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:49,003 From today... 9 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:52,509 all my joys are yours. 10 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:57,546 And all your sorrows are mine. 11 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,308 Your beauty spots. 12 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,448 Your beautiful heart. 13 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:06,714 Your electricity expense. 14 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,625 They are all mine from today. 15 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,721 My sky full of dreams. 16 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,699 My oceans of joy. 17 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:18,726 My zip code. 18 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,568 Are all yours from today. 19 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:57,742 I will wear your vermillion... 20 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:00,643 Proudly on my forehead. 21 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:03,646 I will carry the sound of your earrings. 22 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:07,015 HaPPi/Y in my heart. 23 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:12,713 Dunk my little mistakes in the river. 24 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:19,026 I'll wear the flowers in your hair on my shirt forever. 25 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:24,759 Just make me my favourite dessert sometimes. 26 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,971 From today... 27 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:31,237 all my nights are yours. 28 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:34,000 From today... 29 00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:36,579 your days are mine. 30 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:39,549 My sky full of dreams. 31 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:42,347 My oceans of joy. 32 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:45,521 My zip code. 33 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:49,357 Are all yours from today. 34 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:15,476 If you ask for raw mangoes in the winter. 35 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:18,489 And groundnut: in the summer. 36 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:24,290 If you ask me for sunshine in the rain. 37 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:29,556 H! bring out the sun. 38 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:36,497 H! bring out the sun. 39 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:39,373 H! swallow the monsoon. 40 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:42,513 I'll get the stars to lie in your lap. 41 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:46,039 Along with the moon. 42 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:52,023 Just give me a big smile sometimes. 43 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:07,827 See how your mother is tying the rakhi (symbol of protection)... 44 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:10,833 Hey Lakshmi... 45 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:12,434 Give them money. 46 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,942 Keep looting me you greedy woman... 47 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:17,039 The only inheritance the old man has left you 48 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:19,174 is this 6 ft Lakshmi (Goddess of Wealth) 49 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:21,074 Raksha-bandhan ceremony between brother 50 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,552 and sister happens once a year... Pay "P! 51 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,486 I have to protect them and pay for it? 52 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:26,546 It happens not once, but twice a year... 53 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:27,387 How's that? 54 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:28,521 Bhai Dooj? (A similar ceremony) 55 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,250 They will be back again to loot me! 56 00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:31,722 It's their right! 57 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:33,561 Brother... your wife is calling... 58 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:34,423 Yes? 59 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,761 Why wait for him to give it to us! 60 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:42,969 Come on, eat! 61 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,130 1or2? 62 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:45,070 7. 63 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,007 Why don't you also sit and eat... 64 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,973 Enough! Enough! 65 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:05,727 - What happened? - You sit 66 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,561 I'll be back. 67 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:13,796 Let me check... 68 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:14,930 Lakshmi... sit. 69 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:19,040 She will take care of that. 70 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:20,841 What happened? 71 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:22,341 Nothing... I'll be back 72 00:08:22,568 --> 00:08:23,444 lam coming... 73 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:25,377 Ma... one minute... 74 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,111 Listen to me Lakshmi! 75 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:29,617 Brother... don't go there! 76 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:31,319 You stay away! 77 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:31,980 Why? 78 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:33,649 Please understand... 79 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:35,051 Understand what? 80 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:39,695 Where is Lakshmi? 81 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:42,923 Looks like he can't be away from his wife for even 5 days! 82 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:47,133 You will not sit here... You will come inside and eat! 83 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:50,538 Speak softly... It's a woman's problem... Please stay away. 84 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,936 Will the 'woman problem' go away by sitting outside? 85 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:54,840 All the women of the house sit ouside... 86 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,677 I've tried to explain to them but they don't understand! 87 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:00,750 This is tradition. It's impure. You go inside! 88 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:03,218 These rituals are for fools! 89 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,515 Come inside... you will create a new ritual... Watch! 90 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:35,513 I didn't touch you... 91 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:36,909 I touched the blanket. 92 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,031 Gayatri! 93 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:52,536 Why did you bring the tea? 94 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:03,344 What happened? 95 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,242 Don't touch that! 96 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:08,547 Why? 97 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,078 Yes... this is really dirty! 98 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:11,450 No, no, no... 99 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:14,918 What are you doing? 100 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,227 That dirty cloth will make your sari dirty! 101 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:21,091 The sari will get dirty without that cloth... 102 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,163 You're not a woman. Please go inside! 103 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:26,901 Gayatri... 104 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,102 You use... 105 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:30,405 ...this... 106 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:33,036 you use such a dirty cloth on these days? 107 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:38,314 I won't even clean my bicycle with this! What's wrong with you? 108 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,475 Please go inside! 109 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:41,980 Sharma Pharmacy . 110 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:44,054 Yes... How can I help you? 111 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:46,648 What's the illness? 112 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,257 No, not an illness... 113 00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:50,457 That thing... 114 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:51,986 that little thing... 115 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:53,860 Condom? 116 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:54,725 I wish! 117 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:58,665 The thing that girls wear... 118 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,934 You'll get that at the hosiery store. 119 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,695 No, not that... 120 00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:04,708 They show that ad on TV... 121 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,732 white... free... 122 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,004 Sanitary pad? 123 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,111 Yes! Sanitary... pad pad pad! 124 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,149 Speak softly... There are ladies here! 125 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,449 But they are the ones who use them! 126 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,283 Are you giving me marijuana? 127 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:25,589 55 rupees 128 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,420 55 rupees? 129 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,260 Is it made from gold? 130 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:38,475 I only have 40... can I give you the rest tomorrow? 131 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,512 Don't ask for a loan and embarrass yourself. 132 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,243 Bablu! Stop! 133 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:50,649 Where are you rushing? 134 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,484 To watch the drama at the village council... 135 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:53,990 Do you have 15 rupees? 136 00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:56,682 All ok? 137 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,024 Who has fallen sick? 138 00:11:58,417 --> 00:11:59,418 Nothing. 139 00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,687 I have to buy sanitary pads for my wife. 140 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:02,663 Buy what? 141 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,399 Pass me the ball! 142 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:09,503 Looks like she is enjoying my batting... 143 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,571 She hasn't moved since I've started playing! 144 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,234 You fool... 145 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,606 she has her own 5 day test match going on... 146 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,247 How will she move? 147 00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,356 You didn't go to work? 148 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:36,127 What is it? 149 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,031 Open and see. 150 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,434 For your safety... 151 00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,514 You think you are very smart? 152 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:51,378 lam! 153 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,975 I have also seen the ads 154 00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,647 55 rupees? 155 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,658 Have you won the lottery? 156 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,185 Give it back... 157 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,297 I don't want to hear anything... 158 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,622 First return these and go to work. 159 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,598 So you'll use this dirty rag? 160 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,331 Don't get involved in women's issues. We know... 161 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,574 You have 2 sisters at home. What about them? 162 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,002 I'll get it for them too! 163 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,208 If all the women in this house... 164 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:24,837 use something so expensive, think of how much money we'll spend! 165 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:26,674 Forget butter and curd... 166 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,784 we won't be able to afford milk! 167 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,947 But at least you can use it... 168 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:35,789 If your mother finds out I'll have to hear the taunts... not you. 169 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,252 Like you have given me some jewellery... 170 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,754 Before your sisters see this please return it... 171 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,159 for my happiness. 172 00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:45,326 - But Gayatri... - 55 rupees! 173 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:47,399 This isn't a small amount. 174 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,228 Go! Go! 175 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:03,450 Don't return goods once sold and embarrass yourself. 176 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:05,684 Sharmaji... 177 00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:07,249 Are you married? 178 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:10,521 Give this to your wife... 179 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,222 Buy it from me for 40... 180 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,156 15 rupee profit for you... 181 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,316 Narmada Har! (Greetings) 182 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,787 - What happened? - What happened? 183 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,518 Give me a cloth! 184 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,390 Not a dirty cloth! 185 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:45,854 No! 186 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,389 Get up. Get up. Easy... 187 00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:57,435 Wait... wait! 188 00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:59,105 Hold this! 189 00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:00,301 Easy... 190 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,345 Lakshmi this is for women! Don't use it... 191 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,145 - Take him to the hospital. - Yes, come on! 192 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:11,853 WOW! 193 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,157 Which great man used this pad on the wound? 194 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,717 I was tying a cloth... This is Lakshmi's doing! 195 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:21,328 Oh god, so much blood! 196 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,967 Lakshmi why did you use this dirty women's thing on it? 197 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,229 He did the right thing! 198 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,338 This thing is the cleanest. 199 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,637 If you had used some dirty cloth... 200 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:35,872 then because of that cloth he would have got an infection... 201 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,639 and maybe even lost his hand! 202 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,887 Easy, easy! It's okay... 203 00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,989 Thank you! 204 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,422 Doctor... can I have a word with you? 205 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,189 Sure. Sit down... 206 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,995 where did you find a sanitary pad in a workshop? 207 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:00,002 L... 208 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:03,506 bought it for my wife. 209 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,040 Thank god you are concerned about your wife. 210 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,911 Most men are not even aware that these 211 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:12,848 5 days exist in a woman's life! 212 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:16,008 My wife... 213 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,182 uses a dirty rag... 214 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:21,848 - I couldn't bear to see it... - Lakshmi... 215 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,958 Every month at least 10 to 12 women come here... 216 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:27,553 with some illness. 217 00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:30,863 During menstruation they use dirty rags, leaves... 218 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,693 sometimes even ash! 219 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,696 If you invite a disease... 220 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,238 it will come! 221 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:42,005 Because of these diseases some girls can never have children... 222 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:44,779 Some women even die! 223 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,482 It is that serious! 224 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,749 Gayatri must wear this pad! 225 00:16:58,317 --> 00:16:59,694 How do I make her understand? 226 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:06,033 Wish I had removed the price from it... 227 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:13,776 55 rupees? 228 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,281 Why does something so light have such a heavy price? 229 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,766 For a little cotton in a little packet... 230 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:48,341 they charge 55 rupees and fool the world! 231 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,408 Only the name has 'free'! 232 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,244 Give me a sample of muslin. 233 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:01,951 Here... 234 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,494 Stingy fellow! Give me a big piece! 235 00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:07,156 You came to my wedding, ate my food, didn't even give a gift... 236 00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,127 Give me a metre! 237 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:09,194 Pappu... 238 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,625 Show me your best, cleanest cotton. 239 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:14,263 Here, see this one. First class! 240 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,606 How much will I get for 50 rupees? 241 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,273 I'm giving it to you. 242 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,776 No, no... for 50 paise? 243 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,409 How much do you want? 244 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,077 Not too much. 245 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,483 Don't turn my brain into cotton! 246 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:32,712 Take it! 247 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,183 Go drink some tea! 248 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,253 Hey Hariya! 249 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,325 Yes Lakshmi? 250 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,555 Give me some solution. 251 00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:43,559 Not the old one... that new one. 252 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,293 What do you want stuck? I'll do it... 253 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,596 I'll nail it! 254 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:49,798 Keep your dirty hands in your shoes. 255 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,354 Give me your hand. 256 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:57,967 Milk, curd, butter-no need to stop anything! 257 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,643 The cost of this is Zero. 258 00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,510 Try this and see... 259 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:06,411 If you like it then I'll make more for all the women of the house. 260 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,243 Please... 261 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:10,679 I will touch your feet if you want... 262 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,413 Throw away that dirty rag! 263 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:15,182 You will fall ill! 264 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:17,916 What are you looking at? 265 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,424 Made in Maheshwar. 266 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:21,892 By your husband... 267 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,997 Lakshmikant Chauhan & no sons... Till now! 268 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:27,292 Made with my own clean hands. 269 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:32,437 Haven't you noticed I am inside the house? 270 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:46,883 I will go outside again next month. 271 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:53,759 If I am out you want me in, if I am in you want me out! 272 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,097 I care for you... 273 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:02,597 that's why I made it. 274 00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:07,474 Just like you care for me by cooking special things... 275 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:11,442 and eagerly wait for me to say 'Wow'... 276 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,843 I also cooked up something for you... 277 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,584 Never mind... 278 00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:18,983 you can say 'Wow' next month. 279 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,416 Hope nobody saw you making this... 280 00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:25,159 The villagers will gossip a lot! 281 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:30,763 And if they see me doing this? 282 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:41,140 What happened? 283 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:42,941 What happened? 284 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,175 The next 5 days Sonu will be sleeping outside... 285 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:46,775 Go to sleep quietly! 286 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:50,710 S, s, s... 287 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,482 2 sisters, 1 wife... 288 00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:54,847 15 days gone! 289 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,401 If you like it you can give it to everyone yourself. 290 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,276 If you like it... 291 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,007 Come, come! 292 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,981 Come to the 'God of Strength' and see his miracle! 293 00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,345 Get his power blessing... 294 00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:25,046 Only for 51 rupees... 295 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,148 Make an offering of 51 rupees... 296 00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:30,385 - Hail to the lord Hanuman. - Hail to the lord Hanuman. 297 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:34,857 See the miracle of the 'God of Stength'! 298 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,299 - Hail to the lord Hanuman. - Hail to the lord Hanuman. 299 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:42,237 Give me 51 rupees... and go get a coconut. 300 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:48,170 Give me 51 rupees... and go get a coconut. 301 00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:50,936 Even I can make this! 302 00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:56,715 Give me 51 rupees... and go get a coconut. 303 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,381 Why 51 rupees? 304 00:22:58,510 --> 00:22:59,614 For the blessing... 305 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:03,488 You want God's blessing, right? 306 00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:05,758 There's a temple there as well... 307 00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,622 There is no crowd there... 308 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,559 Let's go there and get the blessing for free... 309 00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:11,996 If we make an offering here... 310 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:14,964 then the God of Strength will ensure that we don't go to hell. 311 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,599 To escape hell after death you can pay 51 rupees... 312 00:23:19,631 --> 00:23:22,703 but to escape hell while living you can't pay 55 rupees? 313 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:23,978 What? 314 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,237 That thing... 315 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,476 - I gave you for those 5 days... - Go get the coconut! 316 00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:31,515 - You remember, right? - Just go! 317 00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:37,123 Lakshmi! 318 00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:39,595 Holkar sir's gate has broken again. 319 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:41,023 Hey Jayesh... 320 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:42,764 Go fix the gate. 321 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,423 No... He's called you. 322 00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:47,002 He fixed it last time and it broke in 10 days. 323 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:49,438 Why don't you do the job properly? 324 00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:51,967 What can I do! I had fixed it... 325 00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:53,203 It looked right! 326 00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:54,642 Forget him, you come! 327 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,340 You go ahead, I'm coming. 328 00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:03,315 The work is done when everything is right, not when it just LOOKS right! 329 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,714 Whatever you do breaks in 10 days... 330 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,591 Whatever Lakshmi does works for 10 years... Why? 331 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,787 Lakshmi studied till the 8th grade, I failed in the 2nd... 332 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,093 He is smarter than me... What to do? 333 00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:15,490 You 3 are the bosses... 334 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,328 you tell me! 335 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:18,662 In business the real boss is only the Customer! 336 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:20,830 Worry about the Customer! 337 00:24:20,992 --> 00:24:23,097 Your brain will start working! 338 00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,435 Hey Lakshmi... 339 00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:30,208 Lakshmi... 340 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:31,305 Listen to me... 341 00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:32,574 Tell me. 342 00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:35,574 Monsoon months mean death for the butcher! 343 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:39,254 Everyone has turned vegetarian like you... 344 00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:40,745 Business is down. 345 00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,586 So should I start eating mutton? 346 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:45,318 You keep chewing plants... 347 00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:46,890 just return my money! 348 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:47,962 What money? 349 00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:50,231 What money! 350 00:24:50,689 --> 00:24:53,169 Same money you borrowed 3 weeks ago... 351 00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:56,133 to buy your wife some private things... 352 00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:58,064 Three weeks are up? 353 00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:04,639 The dirty rag is gone! 354 00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:12,485 Oh it hasn't started yet... 355 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:21,493 Oh no. 356 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:30,539 Please make one. 357 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,031 No not this... 358 00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:35,570 Let me do it. 359 00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:40,282 There you go. 360 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,323 Listen... 361 00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:57,964 let's go home. 362 00:25:58,290 --> 00:25:58,859 Go faster? 363 00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:00,230 Go faster! 364 00:26:00,258 --> 00:26:01,703 No! Let's go home! 365 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:04,933 - The fun has just begun... - No I want to go now! 366 00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:08,704 Started? 367 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,208 Stop the circus! 368 00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:15,042 Stop the circus! 369 00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:16,843 Hey, stop the circus! 370 00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:20,981 Not up, down! 371 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:25,024 - Be careful. - Hey, what are you doing. 372 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,888 Be careful. You will fall. 373 00:26:29,454 --> 00:26:30,831 Hurry up. Bring it down. 374 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:34,134 What are you doing. Come on. 375 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:35,900 Bring it down! 376 00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:38,569 Bring it down! 377 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:42,301 Hurry UP- 378 00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:43,341 Come! 379 00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:45,242 Come... stop! 380 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:46,039 Let's go! 381 00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:49,309 Let's go. 382 00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:51,983 Go faster! 383 00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:54,084 It's uphill. I'm going as fast as I can! 384 00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:23,478 Brother... 385 00:27:24,609 --> 00:27:25,280 Tea. 386 00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:28,786 Gayatri... 387 00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:30,252 How is it? 388 00:27:38,556 --> 00:27:39,557 Again that dirty rag? 389 00:27:41,526 --> 00:27:42,834 I made something... 390 00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:44,364 Why aren't you using it? 391 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:47,336 Why can't you understand? 392 00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:50,139 You keep saying 'impure, impure'... 393 00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:52,274 This... 394 00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:54,448 dirty rag which you hide under your sari... 395 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,982 nothing can be more impure than that! 396 00:27:57,108 --> 00:27:58,917 It doesn't even dry in the sun! 397 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:01,790 You were worried about money... 398 00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:03,558 I made it free for you. 399 00:28:03,982 --> 00:28:05,086 It cost nothing! 400 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:06,923 Then why this stubbornness? 401 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:07,759 It's useless. 402 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,223 My sari became fully dirty 403 00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,057 I spent the whole night washing it. 404 00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:15,168 Please go drink your tea. 405 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,470 Don't get involved in things you should not... 406 00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:20,206 It doesn't look nice... 407 00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:23,043 Please go... 408 00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:40,922 The work is done when everything is right, not when it just LOOKS right! 409 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:44,429 Pappu... 410 00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:45,827 give me some more cotton. 411 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:48,062 Are you making a mattress in installments? 412 00:29:14,018 --> 00:29:14,792 This is better. 413 00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:18,099 How do you know what is better for women and what is not? 414 00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:20,995 - You will fall ill... - What illness? 415 00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:22,564 What has happened to me? 416 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:24,873 I've been using this for years... 417 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:28,200 If the heart is clean nothing will happen. 418 00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:29,469 It's 2001 AD... 419 00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:31,138 In Rani Mukherjee's time why are you 420 00:29:31,169 --> 00:29:32,978 narrating age-old dialogues of Devika Rani? 421 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:35,685 I'm not saying this... the doctor is... 422 00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:37,119 This dirty rag... 423 00:29:37,142 --> 00:29:38,086 It's clean... 424 00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:39,415 I washed it... 425 00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:41,782 Is that clean or is this clean? 426 00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:44,560 Try it once and see. 427 00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:46,152 What has happened to you? 428 00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:50,321 Last time because of your insistence I spent the night washing my sari... 429 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,934 Luckily everyone was sleeping. No one saw anything... 430 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:54,868 If it was daytime where would I hide my face? 431 00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:57,533 Till the customer doesn't give me feedback how will I know? 432 00:29:58,196 --> 00:29:58,833 Customer? 433 00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:01,009 Who? 434 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:02,940 I am your wife! 435 00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:06,844 If you are not with me in this, how will I help you? 436 00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:09,875 Please try and understand me... 437 00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:10,849 Please. 438 00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:15,386 We women would rather die of illness than live with shame! 439 00:30:15,446 --> 00:30:17,858 I feel ashamed talking about this. 440 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:19,427 Please leave me alone! 441 00:30:22,253 --> 00:30:23,357 Lakshmi... 442 00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:24,630 Where are you? 443 00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:26,802 How many times have I told you... 444 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,896 stay away from her during these 5 days! 445 00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:29,970 Get up! 446 00:30:30,195 --> 00:30:31,173 Get away from her! 447 00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:34,205 Why don't you listen? 448 00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:36,336 How many times to tell you? 449 00:30:36,901 --> 00:30:38,539 Do you have any sense? 450 00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:43,808 Brother... 451 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,322 - What are you hiding? - Nothing... 452 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,489 What is it? 453 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,822 Nothing. Go home. 454 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,020 Show us! 455 00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:52,824 Here... see... 456 00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:03,670 If the people who are going to benefit from this... 457 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,504 are going to feel ashamed what can I do? 458 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,277 Who else can I ask? 459 00:31:26,751 --> 00:31:28,094 Brother! It's you! 460 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:29,895 Please come. 461 00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:33,424 Tell your brother-in-law to eat well! 462 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:36,834 You must finish everything. 463 00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:39,875 Daughter-in-law, please serve us the Iaddoos - Sure. 464 00:31:40,531 --> 00:31:42,238 Serve your brother... 465 00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:47,314 Uncle's handkerchief! 466 00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:49,918 Don't... 467 00:31:49,974 --> 00:31:50,452 Don't... 468 00:31:50,775 --> 00:31:51,651 No, no... 469 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:55,652 No, no... 470 00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:58,390 What is that? 471 00:32:01,986 --> 00:32:03,465 I got this for you... 472 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:10,766 In the presence of my father-in-law, mother-in-law, her mother... 473 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,636 you should have some shame! 474 00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:14,639 Everyone was eating! 475 00:32:14,832 --> 00:32:16,834 Is this a gift to give in front of everyone? 476 00:32:17,568 --> 00:32:19,241 I wanted to die of shame! 477 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,272 I didn't want to give it in front of everyone... 478 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:26,322 Your child removed it from my pocket and waved it around like a flag... 479 00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:28,551 'Uncle's handkerchief!' What could I do? 480 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:30,348 You should control your child... 481 00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:31,855 Control a child? 482 00:32:33,017 --> 00:32:34,519 Does anyone give this to a sister? 483 00:32:34,552 --> 00:32:35,326 No they don't... 484 00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:37,055 but they should! 485 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:39,168 I should have given it long ago. 486 00:32:40,224 --> 00:32:41,703 I made a promise to protect you... 487 00:32:42,226 --> 00:32:43,899 I was fulfilling that promise! 488 00:32:44,762 --> 00:32:46,537 If I had the money I would buy them for you... 489 00:32:46,564 --> 00:32:48,305 but I don't... sol made them instead! 490 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:51,681 I thought you are the eldest, you would understand... 491 00:32:51,836 --> 00:32:54,339 you would use it and make the other women here understand! 492 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:55,815 But I was wrong! 493 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,116 Both of you are educated... 494 00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:03,592 What's your problem with trying it? 495 00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:06,856 What's wrong in this? 496 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:07,960 Listen to me! 497 00:33:08,586 --> 00:33:09,792 What's wrong in this? 498 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,428 What has happened to him? 499 00:33:12,256 --> 00:33:13,360 He has gone mad! 500 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,537 For God's sake don't come to my house... 501 00:33:18,096 --> 00:33:19,700 or they will send me back here! 502 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,944 Ever since he got married something has happened to him. 503 00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:26,407 I am so ashamed! 504 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,077 Shame, shame, shame! 505 00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:32,854 Don't get out of this well of shame! 506 00:33:33,778 --> 00:33:36,554 Hold on to this shame and drown in disease! 507 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,478 Gayatri. Gayatri. 508 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,663 If anything happens to Gayatri... 509 00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:25,102 I'll never be able to forgive myself. 510 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:31,111 Only when I know this is made right... 511 00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:33,479 can I convince Gayatri to use it. 512 00:34:36,774 --> 00:34:37,809 But who do I ask? 513 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:43,181 Doctor... 514 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:46,918 He can give it to the women who come to his clinic... 515 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:53,129 'Due to the transfer of Doctor Gaur' 516 00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:55,000 'and until the appointment of a new doctor...' 517 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:56,528 'the clinic will remain closed.' 518 00:34:57,795 --> 00:34:58,865 Now who do I ask? 519 00:35:05,703 --> 00:35:08,206 If I ask them they will thrash me in the name of religion! 520 00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:12,713 These ladies are too shy to even eat! 521 00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:19,785 What are you looking for Lakshmi? Can I help? 522 00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:23,258 Aunty... if only you were 30 years younger! 523 00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:28,003 If only I was a saint... 524 00:35:28,226 --> 00:35:30,297 they would wear whatever I offered them! 525 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,016 Sister... can I ask you something? 526 00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:47,516 Son... ask Jesus! He has the answer to all your questions. 527 00:35:48,713 --> 00:35:49,248 But... 528 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,155 How do I ask Jesus? 529 00:35:52,416 --> 00:35:55,727 A bus full of goodies! 530 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:12,410 Stop! 531 00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:15,177 Where do you think you are going? 532 00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:08,961 Rubbish... 533 00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:10,571 Fine... 534 00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:12,574 Fantastic. 535 00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:30,354 Hey! 536 00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:33,893 Madam. 537 00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:37,522 Each pad has a feedback sheet. 538 00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:40,999 This... 539 00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:43,164 feedback sheet is really simple. 540 00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:45,235 Don't you want to know anything else? 541 00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:47,340 If I know this much it's enough. 542 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,840 Where is everyone? 543 00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:01,614 Now what have I done? 544 00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:04,425 Don't you like me? 545 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,155 When did I say I don't? 546 00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:09,690 The whole world is saying it! 547 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,259 Saying what? 548 00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:16,102 That you are having an affair with a medical college girl. 549 00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:17,638 Who said that? 550 00:38:17,695 --> 00:38:18,503 Is it true? 551 00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:20,341 It's not like that... 552 00:38:20,531 --> 00:38:21,305 Then how is it? 553 00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:23,436 I heard you have not been going to the workshop... 554 00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:24,908 People came enquiring... 555 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,873 - Gayatri the thing is... - Look... 556 00:38:27,405 --> 00:38:29,385 if there is something going on just tell me... 557 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:31,710 I'll go away! 558 00:38:32,743 --> 00:38:33,653 Listen... 559 00:38:47,191 --> 00:38:48,295 Assume I agree to use it... 560 00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:50,296 what if it leaks in class? 561 00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:53,709 There is no company name on it. 562 00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:55,676 Fantastic, fine, rubbish... 563 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:57,740 Who takes feedback this way? 564 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,640 I think this person must have a mental sickness. 565 00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:02,214 What do you call it? 566 00:39:02,306 --> 00:39:04,217 - Pervert. - Absolutely! 567 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,279 He is not asking for your panties! 568 00:39:06,544 --> 00:39:08,319 He is trying to do something good... 569 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,654 As students of medicine if we don't understand then who will? 570 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:15,296 We are studying medicine that's why we understand. 571 00:39:15,619 --> 00:39:19,624 We should never use something when we don't know... 572 00:39:19,657 --> 00:39:22,900 where, how and out of what it was made. 573 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,972 You please don't get carried away and use it! 574 00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:29,103 Throw it away! 575 00:39:37,241 --> 00:39:38,151 Fine. 576 00:39:40,177 --> 00:39:41,212 Fine. 577 00:39:42,646 --> 00:39:44,023 Fantastic. 578 00:39:51,355 --> 00:39:53,062 I could have done this myself... 579 00:39:57,995 --> 00:39:59,633 Thanks anyway. 580 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:35,236 Look how the butterfly changes colour. 581 00:40:35,466 --> 00:40:39,141 Becomes a soaring kite. 582 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:44,745 With new desires in her heart. 583 00:40:46,744 --> 00:40:52,057 Look at how she takes flight. 584 00:40:53,484 --> 00:40:57,057 Dressed in bright colours. 585 00:40:57,221 --> 00:41:01,101 Adorned in glowing ornaments. 586 00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:06,063 This means our dear girl has come of age. 587 00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:13,444 It seems our little girl has come of age. 588 00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:36,937 Oh dear one. 589 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:40,834 Come let's tie your braid tight. 590 00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:44,444 Let's put flowers in your hair. 591 00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:48,206 No runny nose anymore. 592 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,953 A silver nose pin will shine there. 593 00:41:52,276 --> 00:41:54,153 Leave your glass marbles. 594 00:41:54,211 --> 00:41:55,986 And all the window panes behind. 595 00:41:56,046 --> 00:41:59,789 You were a flower, now you are a bird. 596 00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:04,288 The doll of clay. 597 00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:06,228 ls now made golden. 598 00:42:06,490 --> 00:42:08,231 The packet of magic. 599 00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:10,564 Is now emboldened. 600 00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:15,835 This means our dear girl has come of age. 601 00:42:18,502 --> 00:42:24,350 It seems like the little girl has come of age. 602 00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:29,753 The doll has come of age. 603 00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:31,486 The doll has come of age. 604 00:42:32,816 --> 00:42:33,453 Ma? 605 00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:35,294 Sonu? 606 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:36,864 Where is everyone? 607 00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:38,130 Gayatri? 608 00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:39,598 - Manohar. - Yes. 609 00:42:39,757 --> 00:42:40,895 What is happening in Tinku's house? 610 00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:42,732 Tinku's test match has begun. 611 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,501 Her puberty ceremony is on. 612 00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:46,239 Test Match? 613 00:42:48,432 --> 00:42:53,347 This means our dear girl has come of age. 614 00:42:55,940 --> 00:43:00,480 It seems like the little girl has come of age. 615 00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:13,634 Go to sleep. 616 00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:18,438 It might hurt a little... Don't be scared. 617 00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:38,152 Tinku! 618 00:43:39,316 --> 00:43:40,056 Tinku! 619 00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:42,153 Here! Here! 620 00:43:45,089 --> 00:43:46,534 Come here... 621 00:43:46,557 --> 00:43:47,695 Quickly! 622 00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:54,002 You used to be so small... 623 00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:56,040 and now you are all grown up! 624 00:43:57,201 --> 00:43:58,680 You know what it means to grow up? 625 00:43:59,269 --> 00:44:01,146 It means you have to take care of yourself. 626 00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:03,580 Take this... 627 00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:06,954 Open it... 628 00:44:07,077 --> 00:44:08,215 Open it. 629 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,892 Tinku... not able to sleep? 630 00:44:12,249 --> 00:44:13,319 What's this? 631 00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:16,861 Lakshmi? 632 00:44:18,422 --> 00:44:20,265 Do you have any shame? 633 00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:21,232 Gayatri! 634 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,493 Gayatri come here! 635 00:44:22,693 --> 00:44:24,172 Look what your husband is doing! 636 00:44:24,194 --> 00:44:25,696 He has gone totally mad! 637 00:44:25,796 --> 00:44:28,436 Listen everyone, listen! Look what this man is doing! 638 00:44:28,565 --> 00:44:29,270 No. no. 639 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,870 - You are so disgusting! - I wasn't doing anything wrong... 640 00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:33,540 Such a sick man! 641 00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:35,277 Hey Lakshmi... What are you up to? 642 00:44:35,572 --> 00:44:36,778 Please listen to me... 643 00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:37,750 What are you up to? 644 00:44:37,775 --> 00:44:39,652 I'm doing nothing wrong! 645 00:44:39,910 --> 00:44:42,481 Don't you dare come here again. 646 00:44:42,713 --> 00:44:43,657 Get out! 647 00:44:48,585 --> 00:44:49,723 Ma, what are you doing? 648 00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:53,794 Your sisters can't stay in this neighbourhood anymore. 649 00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:54,627 Why? 650 00:44:54,825 --> 00:44:57,396 All the roadside boys will give them the same 'gift'. 651 00:44:57,928 --> 00:44:59,737 From now they will stay with their older sister. 652 00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:02,340 I can't ruin their lives because of you! 653 00:45:02,733 --> 00:45:03,507 But... 654 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,070 No buts! 655 00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:07,776 My daughter-in-law... 656 00:45:07,805 --> 00:45:09,478 is going back home out of shame! 657 00:45:12,943 --> 00:45:14,183 Gayatri, what are you doing? 658 00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:16,452 I'm embarrassed to call you my husband! 659 00:45:17,481 --> 00:45:18,459 Who are you? 660 00:45:19,483 --> 00:45:22,089 Everyday I'm seeing a new repulsive side of you. 661 00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:27,835 Why is your life stuck between a woman's legs? 662 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:31,206 You are not going to work, not going to the gym... 663 00:45:31,261 --> 00:45:33,263 what is this disease you have got? 664 00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:35,041 You are not going anywhere! 665 00:45:35,165 --> 00:45:36,269 What else do I do? 666 00:45:37,101 --> 00:45:41,106 The world is looking at me as if I have corrupted your mind! 667 00:45:43,774 --> 00:45:45,447 You don't know what I'm doing? 668 00:45:45,676 --> 00:45:47,849 I don't know what you are doing! 669 00:45:48,812 --> 00:45:51,850 No one knows what you're doing... or why! 670 00:45:53,150 --> 00:45:56,063 A small girl has just attained puberty today... 671 00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:59,723 how can you give her your creation in the middle of the night? 672 00:46:00,224 --> 00:46:01,726 How can anyone understand? 673 00:46:03,727 --> 00:46:07,971 Isn't it good if Tinku's habits are healthy from the start? 674 00:46:08,031 --> 00:46:10,170 You have doubled my shame! 675 00:46:10,467 --> 00:46:12,208 Whether I die from a disease or not... 676 00:46:12,369 --> 00:46:15,077 I will definitely kill myself out of shame! 677 00:46:28,018 --> 00:46:29,053 Gayatri... 678 00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:31,993 Please forgive me. 679 00:46:34,258 --> 00:46:35,362 Please forgive me, Gayatri. 680 00:46:37,394 --> 00:46:38,270 What can I do... 681 00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:41,607 Caring for you has become my obsession... 682 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:47,046 Sometimes our obsession about caring makes us forget to care. 683 00:46:50,407 --> 00:46:52,409 I'll do whatever you tell me to 684 00:46:52,576 --> 00:46:55,785 I'll do whatever you want... Just don't leave me. 685 00:46:57,714 --> 00:47:00,752 Please don't cry! 686 00:47:02,386 --> 00:47:04,491 It doesn't look nice when men cry. 687 00:47:10,727 --> 00:47:11,637 You... 688 00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:13,803 give it to me. 689 00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:16,872 I'll use it 690 00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:20,381 I'll use it for your sake. 691 00:47:21,805 --> 00:47:24,217 But let this be between us. 692 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,549 I'll do anything for you... 693 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,925 but I can't bear you being insulted! 694 00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:34,023 I just can't! 695 00:48:06,350 --> 00:48:07,522 Narmada har! 696 00:48:15,525 --> 00:48:17,562 - We won't come. - But why... 697 00:48:17,628 --> 00:48:20,404 Brother, they will not come...you leave. 698 00:49:40,877 --> 00:49:43,858 You have come to Lord Krishna's temple. 699 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:46,292 God will fulfill your needs. 700 00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:05,914 Take the offerings. 701 00:50:06,136 --> 00:50:09,208 Lord Krishna will bless you. 702 00:50:09,373 --> 00:50:13,014 Hail to the lord Krishna. 703 00:50:13,076 --> 00:50:14,419 Hail to the lord Krishna. 704 00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:16,219 Be happy, brother. God bless you. 705 00:50:48,912 --> 00:50:50,414 Washed your sari again last night? 706 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,965 Just let it go now... 707 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:00,030 I listened to you... 708 00:51:00,690 --> 00:51:02,761 I used it for your satisfaction. 709 00:51:03,493 --> 00:51:05,166 Now you listen to me... 710 00:51:06,696 --> 00:51:09,404 You can't make everything for me. 711 00:51:11,668 --> 00:51:15,013 God is with me... you are with me! Nothing will happen to me. 712 00:51:19,209 --> 00:51:21,519 Promise me... 713 00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:23,554 Listen... 714 00:51:24,714 --> 00:51:28,287 from today you will not talk to anyone about this... 715 00:51:29,219 --> 00:51:31,825 or make this thing and give it to anybody else. 716 00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:50,479 Mother. 717 00:51:50,507 --> 00:51:52,180 A child could have lost her life! 718 00:51:52,642 --> 00:51:55,646 How many times have we told you! 719 00:51:55,879 --> 00:51:56,721 Donkey! 720 00:51:59,049 --> 00:52:00,027 Look... 721 00:52:00,183 --> 00:52:04,825 before giving it to the customer we must test it ourselves. 722 00:52:05,422 --> 00:52:06,765 What did you say? 723 00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:08,268 I'm explaining to this moron... 724 00:52:08,391 --> 00:52:10,530 that we must test each thing ourselves 725 00:52:10,594 --> 00:52:12,073 before giving it to the customer. 726 00:52:17,334 --> 00:52:18,369 No, no... 727 00:52:18,935 --> 00:52:21,415 Use some red syrup to do your test! 728 00:52:21,605 --> 00:52:22,777 It's the final test... 729 00:52:22,939 --> 00:52:25,647 If I don't do it right, I won't get another chance 730 00:52:26,276 --> 00:52:28,620 I'll give you 55 rupees every month... 731 00:52:28,778 --> 00:52:30,018 buy it from the store... 732 00:52:30,547 --> 00:52:32,788 Remove it from the packet, wrap it in a leaf and say... 733 00:52:33,049 --> 00:52:34,653 you made it! 734 00:52:34,851 --> 00:52:36,797 I'll do it... I'll do this too... 735 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,630 If I fail! 736 00:52:48,965 --> 00:52:50,444 Look at this one too. 737 00:52:53,036 --> 00:52:55,448 Can I get a ladies panty in my size? 738 00:53:15,659 --> 00:53:16,637 Lakshmi! 739 00:53:17,494 --> 00:53:18,438 Lakshmi! 740 00:53:22,265 --> 00:53:22,743 Come! 741 00:53:22,766 --> 00:53:23,506 Coming! 742 00:53:26,169 --> 00:53:28,046 The blood will coagulate. 743 00:53:28,605 --> 00:53:31,415 Ramu has given this medicine... 744 00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:36,254 This will stop coagulation. 745 00:54:45,815 --> 00:54:46,691 Gayatri... 746 00:54:47,384 --> 00:54:50,456 I promised you that I wouldn't talk about this... 747 00:54:50,820 --> 00:54:52,595 or ask anyone else to try this... 748 00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:54,799 But I never promised... 749 00:54:55,191 --> 00:54:57,762 that I that won't try it on myself! 750 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,185 Somebody save him. 751 00:56:38,762 --> 00:56:40,901 Please someone save him. 752 00:56:52,175 --> 00:56:54,815 Calm down, calm down... 753 00:56:55,445 --> 00:56:56,253 Speak sir. 754 00:56:56,279 --> 00:56:57,815 He infected our river with disease! 755 00:56:57,881 --> 00:56:59,883 He should be sent to hell alive! 756 00:56:59,983 --> 00:57:01,291 He is against religion. 757 00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:02,724 Did you know... 758 00:57:02,886 --> 00:57:05,196 he woke up Tinku in the middle of the night 759 00:57:05,221 --> 00:57:07,201 and was talking filth to her! 760 00:57:07,223 --> 00:57:09,066 He is a man of loose morals 761 00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:12,331 I saw him running behind the girls from the medical college. 762 00:57:12,395 --> 00:57:14,966 If he tries his luck everywhere he is bound to catch some disease! 763 00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:17,808 I've heard this kind of disease spreads by touching. 764 00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:20,274 Maybe your daughter-in-law has got this disease as well! 765 00:57:20,303 --> 00:57:23,443 He doesn't have any disease. He's lost his mind! 766 00:57:27,977 --> 00:57:29,786 - Let's go Gayatri... - Take her away 767 00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:32,923 I don't know what sins God is punishing me for! 768 00:57:33,216 --> 00:57:36,686 Because of him I had to send my daughters to their sister's house. 769 00:57:36,986 --> 00:57:37,964 You go as well... 770 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:40,696 It is better if we all stay away from him 771 00:57:40,890 --> 00:57:41,925 I'm also leaving 772 00:57:42,192 --> 00:57:44,433 I will bear the insult of living in my daughter's home... 773 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:47,965 Nothing has happened to Lakshmi! 774 00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:50,405 He was just doing a test with blood. 775 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:52,811 Putting blood all over your body... 776 00:57:53,036 --> 00:57:54,845 what kind of test is that? 777 00:57:54,938 --> 00:57:57,214 I think it's some black magic... 778 00:57:57,273 --> 00:58:00,482 He must have sacrificed a goat and bathed in its blood 779 00:58:00,543 --> 00:58:04,821 I've been watching for days... He is possessed by a spirit! 780 00:58:04,881 --> 00:58:08,055 I say we should hang him upside down from a peepal tree... 781 00:58:08,084 --> 00:58:11,964 and beat him with a broom until this spirit leaves him! 782 00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:14,161 Do whatever you think is right... 783 00:58:14,224 --> 00:58:15,328 Let's go Gayatri. 784 00:58:15,391 --> 00:58:16,563 You can't take her! 785 00:58:16,593 --> 00:58:17,571 Get out of the way! 786 00:58:17,861 --> 00:58:20,171 Otherwise we will break all your bones! 787 00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:22,574 If our sister has to become a widow so be it... 788 00:58:23,032 --> 00:58:25,979 but she won't stay with a dirty man like you. 789 00:58:26,236 --> 00:58:29,581 Though you were poor we thought you were from a good family... 790 00:58:29,772 --> 00:58:33,219 But you... you turned out to be scum! 791 00:58:33,476 --> 00:58:35,080 - Come on Gayatri! - Wait a minute. 792 00:58:35,144 --> 00:58:37,249 I just want to talk to her for a minute... 793 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,260 Give me one minute. 794 00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:45,198 Gayatri... 795 00:58:46,122 --> 00:58:47,157 You tell me... 796 00:58:49,092 --> 00:58:50,400 do you want to leave me? 797 00:58:53,730 --> 00:58:55,903 I told you... 798 00:58:56,566 --> 00:58:57,909 for a woman... 799 00:58:58,401 --> 00:59:00,881 there is no bigger disease than shame. 800 00:59:12,949 --> 00:59:15,691 You are her husband... Stop her! 801 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:23,936 The village council has decided that... 802 00:59:27,497 --> 00:59:29,568 I have sold my share of the workshop... 803 00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:30,940 Here is some money... 804 00:59:31,768 --> 00:59:32,906 Give it to my mother... 805 00:59:32,936 --> 00:59:34,847 and tell her she doesn't have to go anywhere. 806 00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:36,283 I'm leaving the village. 807 00:59:36,706 --> 00:59:39,209 Lakshmi... where will you go? What will you do? 808 00:59:39,509 --> 00:59:41,955 To change Gayatri's shame into respect... 809 00:59:42,312 --> 00:59:44,223 I will do whatever it takes... 810 00:59:44,347 --> 00:59:46,327 I will go to hell if I have to! 811 01:00:37,367 --> 01:00:38,038 Sister... 812 01:00:38,968 --> 01:00:39,969 Eat something... 813 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:43,644 Just 1 roti... 814 01:00:50,079 --> 01:00:50,853 Gayatri... 815 01:00:51,581 --> 01:00:53,219 What will happen by starving? 816 01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,156 The fault is ours... 817 01:00:59,622 --> 01:01:01,829 If we had known 2 days before the wedding... 818 01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:04,128 that he is this kind of a man... 819 01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:06,898 then by God... 820 01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:08,868 we would have stopped it! 821 01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:12,778 Now what can we do? 822 01:01:14,137 --> 01:01:16,481 Forget him as soon as you can. 823 01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:18,348 Sister-in-law! 824 01:01:18,574 --> 01:01:20,281 What happened, Sister-in-law? 825 01:01:20,476 --> 01:01:21,352 Are you hurt? 826 01:01:21,978 --> 01:01:22,888 Are you hurt? 827 01:01:23,446 --> 01:01:25,517 Why are you screaming for such a small thing? 828 01:01:25,882 --> 01:01:26,860 Lose some weight... 829 01:01:27,650 --> 01:01:29,323 have mercy on your knees! 830 01:01:29,886 --> 01:01:32,127 If you eat one meal less you won't die! 831 01:01:32,622 --> 01:01:33,623 You broke the pipe! 832 01:01:55,445 --> 01:01:58,187 A little cotton in a little packet... 833 01:01:58,748 --> 01:02:00,557 can't snatch my life from me! 834 01:02:03,486 --> 01:02:05,124 What is the difference between the cotton 835 01:02:05,154 --> 01:02:06,827 in this pad and the cotton in my pad? 836 01:02:14,263 --> 01:02:16,743 Your pad has... ordinary cotton. 837 01:02:18,334 --> 01:02:19,677 This one has cellulose fiber. 838 01:02:21,971 --> 01:02:22,813 So this... 839 01:02:22,939 --> 01:02:24,475 this is not cotton? 840 01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:25,644 Cellulose fiber... 841 01:02:27,276 --> 01:02:28,721 So this... this... 842 01:02:28,811 --> 01:02:31,519 Cellulose fiber... Where will I get it? 843 01:02:31,714 --> 01:02:32,818 It comes from the trees. 844 01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:33,916 Which tree? 845 01:02:35,318 --> 01:02:36,558 If I knew so much... 846 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:38,164 I would have become a college professor! 847 01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:42,633 Excuse me. 848 01:02:43,526 --> 01:02:44,766 Will I find a professor here? 849 01:02:45,461 --> 01:02:46,269 What do you want? 850 01:02:46,462 --> 01:02:47,600 Knowledge! 851 01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:50,236 If you want little knowledge pay the college. 852 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:53,010 If you want full knowledge pay cash for private tuitions! 853 01:02:53,302 --> 01:02:54,576 And if I want it for free? 854 01:03:09,418 --> 01:03:11,694 - Professor sir... - Not now... 855 01:03:25,568 --> 01:03:27,605 Stop. Jad u, stop. 856 01:03:29,071 --> 01:03:33,178 I thought I would get free knowledge by working in a professor's home... 857 01:03:33,209 --> 01:03:34,779 But your professor dad is never around! 858 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:35,789 Forget him! 859 01:03:35,912 --> 01:03:38,483 All the knowledge is in here. What do you want to know? 860 01:03:39,682 --> 01:03:41,127 It has all the answers? 861 01:03:41,417 --> 01:03:42,020 It does. 862 01:03:42,218 --> 01:03:42,821 So ask... 863 01:03:42,952 --> 01:03:44,329 What is cellulose fiber? 864 01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:46,797 Which tree does it come from and where can I find it? 865 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:48,996 Can you repeat that? 866 01:03:49,025 --> 01:03:50,698 Cellulose fiber... 867 01:04:01,270 --> 01:04:02,146 It's not working. 868 01:04:03,039 --> 01:04:03,983 Hey don't! 869 01:04:04,373 --> 01:04:05,374 It will break! 870 01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:10,324 It's working! 871 01:04:15,384 --> 01:04:17,295 It soaks and stays dry... 872 01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:18,724 It's magic! 873 01:04:19,455 --> 01:04:21,366 But... why do you want this? 874 01:04:22,592 --> 01:04:23,866 You won't understand. 875 01:04:24,427 --> 01:04:25,599 Tell me more. 876 01:04:26,062 --> 01:04:27,166 Write this number down... 877 01:04:28,397 --> 01:04:29,341 What number? 878 01:04:31,167 --> 01:04:34,046 An American company is selling this cellulose. 879 01:04:34,270 --> 01:04:35,943 You will have to make a call to America. 880 01:04:36,138 --> 01:04:37,014 Got money? 881 01:04:37,807 --> 01:04:38,615 Hello... 882 01:04:38,908 --> 01:04:41,752 Welcome to GS Cellulose. How may I assist you? 883 01:04:42,078 --> 01:04:43,489 I want to buy cellulose 884 01:04:43,512 --> 01:04:46,652 I want to buy cellulose for pad... 885 01:04:47,016 --> 01:04:47,756 Pad? 886 01:04:47,783 --> 01:04:48,727 Like the pad used in cricket? 887 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,489 That will stay dry even in the rains? 888 01:04:50,586 --> 01:04:52,657 I want it! 889 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:53,367 Sir... 890 01:04:53,389 --> 01:04:56,336 I want to buy cellulose for pad... 891 01:04:56,993 --> 01:04:58,836 So you are starting a new company? 892 01:04:59,528 --> 01:05:00,404 Yes. yes! 893 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:02,672 Could you give me some more details... 894 01:05:03,099 --> 01:05:05,807 your company name, address, the planned investment etc... 895 01:05:05,835 --> 01:05:07,212 You first send sample. 896 01:05:07,403 --> 01:05:09,246 You first send sample. 897 01:05:10,006 --> 01:05:12,179 Sir since you are not an established company... 898 01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:13,710 we cannot help you till you give us 899 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:15,745 some idea of the size of your investment. 900 01:05:16,512 --> 01:05:19,891 Looks like they only supply to big companies. We won't get it... 901 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:22,590 But how do they know we are not a big company? 902 01:05:22,852 --> 01:05:23,853 How much is your salary? 903 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:24,694 - 0,000. - 'Hello.' 904 01:05:24,787 --> 01:05:26,460 Say 6,000 crore investment! 905 01:05:26,522 --> 01:05:29,799 - 6,000 crore investment. - 0,000? 906 01:05:29,859 --> 01:05:31,133 - Address... - Can I hear that right? 907 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:32,798 Lakshmi Enterprise... 908 01:05:33,229 --> 01:05:34,435 5 number... 909 01:05:34,664 --> 01:05:37,873 P.S College, Staff Quarter, Indore 910 01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:41,608 6,000 crores... You mean 6 billion? 911 01:05:41,671 --> 01:05:42,945 - Yes. - Yes, yes, yes! 912 01:05:43,139 --> 01:05:44,015 Indore. 913 01:05:44,407 --> 01:05:45,249 Too much money... 914 01:05:45,808 --> 01:05:46,718 The end! 915 01:05:55,384 --> 01:05:56,294 Your clothes... 916 01:05:59,355 --> 01:06:00,333 Lakshmi Enterprises? 917 01:06:01,457 --> 01:06:02,265 No? 918 01:06:07,229 --> 01:06:08,333 Sir, please wait. 919 01:06:08,364 --> 01:06:09,934 - Sir sign, sir! - Move away. 920 01:06:22,878 --> 01:06:24,186 This is cardboard... 921 01:06:27,550 --> 01:06:29,257 Looks like a wrong delivery! 922 01:07:03,652 --> 01:07:04,926 My blue file... 923 01:07:06,989 --> 01:07:08,161 What is happening here? 924 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:11,600 L... 925 01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:14,174 was trying to make a sanitary pad. 926 01:07:19,235 --> 01:07:20,236 You are a man, right? 927 01:07:22,638 --> 01:07:27,212 How can a person who is unable to protect a woman call himself a man? 928 01:07:34,450 --> 01:07:35,520 Lakshmi... 929 01:07:36,118 --> 01:07:37,529 I couldn't sleep all night... 930 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:39,358 Your dialogues are so powerful! 931 01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:41,030 You want to make a pad, right? 932 01:07:41,991 --> 01:07:43,664 Buy this machine and make your pads. 933 01:07:44,193 --> 01:07:44,728 Machine? 934 01:07:45,027 --> 01:07:45,596 Yes... 935 01:07:45,961 --> 01:07:47,872 This is the machine that makes sanitary pads. 936 01:07:48,030 --> 01:07:52,501 Fully automatic, 10 metres long, 500 tonne engineering marvel... 937 01:07:52,635 --> 01:07:55,013 that can make 100 pads a minute! 938 01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:58,817 Some IIT, MIT graduates have used all their education 939 01:07:58,841 --> 01:08:01,287 and knowledge to design this... 940 01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:02,521 for you! 941 01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:05,491 And it costs just a few million dollars... 942 01:08:05,881 --> 01:08:06,689 Afew million? 943 01:08:06,949 --> 01:08:09,156 What's a few million to you? 944 01:08:09,518 --> 01:08:11,555 Your dialogues are so powerful! 945 01:08:11,954 --> 01:08:14,195 You may be uneducated, but you have emotion. 946 01:08:14,423 --> 01:08:18,098 And that macho thinking of yours is worth billions! 947 01:08:18,627 --> 01:08:20,834 You'll get this machine for free! 948 01:08:24,567 --> 01:08:25,511 Lakshmi... 949 01:08:26,068 --> 01:08:28,776 If you roam around blinded by emotion... 950 01:08:29,305 --> 01:08:31,376 you'll die a joke! 951 01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:34,012 If you want to make pads for the safety of a woman... 952 01:08:34,143 --> 01:08:36,089 then work harder, make more money... 953 01:08:36,245 --> 01:08:38,122 and go to a store, buy pads for her. 954 01:08:39,348 --> 01:08:40,418 Be a man... 955 01:08:42,151 --> 01:08:43,221 not a fool! 956 01:09:21,390 --> 01:09:22,300 Bussa (Pulverize) 957 01:09:25,461 --> 01:09:26,565 Bussation! (Pulverisation) 958 01:09:35,571 --> 01:09:36,743 Chaptation! (Compression) 959 01:09:42,845 --> 01:09:43,949 Potlition! (Wrap Fusion) 960 01:09:54,323 --> 01:09:55,631 Saaf suthration! (Sterilization) 961 01:09:58,227 --> 01:09:59,638 I made a mistake 962 01:09:59,995 --> 01:10:01,133 I don't want to make a pad... 963 01:10:01,163 --> 01:10:02,608 Smart! 964 01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:03,910 Where are you going? 965 01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:06,004 I want to make the machine that makes pads. 966 01:10:06,969 --> 01:10:08,243 Thank you for the knowledge! 967 01:10:08,737 --> 01:10:09,306 See you! 968 01:10:09,972 --> 01:10:11,042 I'll take your leave. 969 01:10:15,077 --> 01:10:16,454 What's for breakfast tomorrow? 970 01:10:23,519 --> 01:10:26,466 Damn you, oh dream. 971 01:10:30,659 --> 01:10:31,637 Pulverisation. 972 01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:32,900 Compression. 973 01:10:32,928 --> 01:10:33,906 Wrap Fusion. 974 01:10:33,929 --> 01:10:35,272 Sterilization. 975 01:10:35,297 --> 01:10:37,299 To do 4 simple things... 976 01:10:37,366 --> 01:10:39,812 why one big, expensive machine? 977 01:10:40,302 --> 01:10:43,283 Need 4 small, cheap machines... 978 01:10:44,206 --> 01:10:45,412 that each does one thing. 979 01:10:52,881 --> 01:10:58,456 How do I break a piece of the flying cloud. 980 01:11:00,022 --> 01:11:05,563 And squeeze a corner of the deep sea? 981 01:11:06,462 --> 01:11:10,000 How do I day and night. 982 01:11:10,032 --> 01:11:13,241 How do I pluck the threads of sunlight. 983 01:11:13,602 --> 01:11:16,947 And from the shade, make a canopy. 984 01:11:17,406 --> 01:11:19,852 Won't know... 985 01:11:20,809 --> 01:11:22,550 Damn you, oh dream. 986 01:11:22,578 --> 01:11:26,788 You have infected my veins. 987 01:11:26,815 --> 01:11:27,816 Pulverisation. 988 01:11:27,916 --> 01:11:31,489 Now wherever you go. 989 01:11:31,553 --> 01:11:33,055 H! follow. 990 01:11:35,157 --> 01:11:36,693 Damn you, oh dream. 991 01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:42,272 I'm in your spell. 992 01:11:42,331 --> 01:11:45,505 Now wherever you go. 993 01:11:45,834 --> 01:11:47,404 H! follow. 994 01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:53,310 Can I get a loan? 995 01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:55,148 No loan, just massage. 996 01:11:55,177 --> 01:11:57,987 No loan, no massage! 997 01:11:58,647 --> 01:12:00,490 If you don't return the money in 1 year... 998 01:12:00,849 --> 01:12:02,385 I will give you your final massage! 999 01:12:02,685 --> 01:12:03,891 Thank you sir! 1000 01:12:04,186 --> 01:12:07,759 I stole away the moon. 1001 01:12:07,790 --> 01:12:11,533 Sang a lullaby for myself. 1002 01:12:11,627 --> 01:12:14,631 And put myself to bed. 1003 01:12:14,663 --> 01:12:18,236 Told myself to sleep tight. 1004 01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:22,305 But you turned on the light. 1005 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:25,945 You used all your might. 1006 01:12:25,974 --> 01:12:29,353 Woke me from my sleep. 1007 01:12:29,378 --> 01:12:32,382 O damn dream. 1008 01:12:32,414 --> 01:12:35,588 I will strive day and night now. 1009 01:12:36,085 --> 01:12:39,589 And drive you crazy. 1010 01:12:39,655 --> 01:12:42,966 I won't let you get away. 1011 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,635 Won't let you get away. 1012 01:12:46,795 --> 01:12:48,536 Damn you, oh dream. 1013 01:12:48,564 --> 01:12:53,843 You have infected my veins. 1014 01:12:53,902 --> 01:12:57,145 Now wherever you go. 1015 01:12:57,539 --> 01:12:58,916 H! follow. 1016 01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:08,094 Compression. 1017 01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:19,035 Conti-Nonovan Malaysia? 1018 01:13:19,061 --> 01:13:21,007 6,000 crore investing... 1019 01:13:21,063 --> 01:13:22,804 Send sample. Address... 1020 01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:26,577 You're a rascal. 1021 01:13:26,635 --> 01:13:30,208 I'm no less crazy. 1022 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:33,743 We both sing the same tune. 1023 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:42,760 Come let's not fight each other. 1024 01:13:42,818 --> 01:13:46,527 Come let's love each other. 1025 01:13:46,555 --> 01:13:49,900 Come! What's there to hide from you? 1026 01:13:49,925 --> 01:13:52,269 Oh my dear damn dream. 1027 01:13:52,327 --> 01:13:52,896 Wrap Fusion. 1028 01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:56,076 I can't live without you. 1029 01:13:57,833 --> 01:13:58,675 It's a U.V. chamber. 1030 01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:00,077 Keeps instruments germ-free. 1031 01:14:00,169 --> 01:14:03,309 We both following same path. 1032 01:14:03,972 --> 01:14:06,282 Don't disturb me. 1033 01:14:07,209 --> 01:14:09,086 Damn you, oh dream. 1034 01:14:09,144 --> 01:14:14,321 You have infected my veins. 1035 01:14:14,516 --> 01:14:18,054 Now wherever you are. 1036 01:14:18,086 --> 01:14:22,159 I am there too. 1037 01:14:27,229 --> 01:14:28,401 Sterilization. 1038 01:14:34,870 --> 01:14:35,712 Looks right... 1039 01:14:39,408 --> 01:14:41,046 But is it right for Gayatri? 1040 01:14:43,378 --> 01:14:44,482 How do I find out? 1041 01:15:28,690 --> 01:15:30,192 Excuse me... 1042 01:15:30,792 --> 01:15:31,770 Will this pharmacy open? 1043 01:15:31,994 --> 01:15:32,836 Yes it will. 1044 01:15:32,861 --> 01:15:35,569 Not today, the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow is Thursday. 1045 01:15:35,597 --> 01:15:39,272 What is this place? Hosting such a big music festival! 1046 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,405 This is the limit! Please turn the car around... 1047 01:15:52,014 --> 01:15:53,459 Stop! Stop... 1048 01:15:53,749 --> 01:15:54,921 Reverse the car. 1049 01:15:55,350 --> 01:15:56,658 Stop, stop. 1050 01:15:59,855 --> 01:16:00,629 Excuse me... 1051 01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:01,924 Listen to me. 1052 01:16:02,624 --> 01:16:05,468 Is there any pharmacy open around here? 1053 01:16:06,328 --> 01:16:07,033 No. 1054 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:11,875 Do you have a wife, sister or any woman in your house? 1055 01:16:13,101 --> 01:16:14,102 What do you want? 1056 01:16:14,136 --> 01:16:15,809 Actually our friend in the car... 1057 01:16:15,871 --> 01:16:18,477 We were looking for a pharmacy... suddenly... 1058 01:16:18,607 --> 01:16:20,848 It's a woman's problem... 1059 01:16:21,810 --> 01:16:23,289 We forgot to carry any... 1060 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:24,557 You want a pad? 1061 01:16:36,525 --> 01:16:37,230 Got it. 1062 01:16:38,293 --> 01:16:39,328 Really? 1063 01:16:39,628 --> 01:16:41,608 - Let's go. - Come on. 1064 01:16:42,631 --> 01:16:44,542 Tomorrow I will know if it is right or not! 1065 01:16:59,748 --> 01:17:00,818 Narmada Har! 1066 01:17:01,817 --> 01:17:02,955 Namaste! 1067 01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:05,128 How is it? 1068 01:17:07,756 --> 01:17:08,564 It's good! 1069 01:17:10,659 --> 01:17:11,637 How is that? 1070 01:17:14,096 --> 01:17:15,302 How is what? 1071 01:17:15,530 --> 01:17:16,804 Hello! It's you! 1072 01:17:18,066 --> 01:17:19,602 Pari, he is the same guy who took out the pad 1073 01:17:19,668 --> 01:17:21,238 magically from his pocket last night! 1074 01:17:22,070 --> 01:17:22,844 Thank you! 1075 01:17:23,605 --> 01:17:24,606 Do we owe you money? 1076 01:17:25,107 --> 01:17:26,142 I don't want money. 1077 01:17:27,542 --> 01:17:28,384 How is the pad? 1078 01:17:29,144 --> 01:17:30,350 Meaning? 1079 01:17:30,879 --> 01:17:32,654 I know it's strange, but... 1080 01:17:33,348 --> 01:17:34,418 if I can get your... 1081 01:17:35,017 --> 01:17:36,291 feed back... 1082 01:17:36,585 --> 01:17:37,290 Come again? 1083 01:17:40,422 --> 01:17:42,129 How pad is... 1084 01:17:42,424 --> 01:17:43,368 Rubbish... 1085 01:17:43,859 --> 01:17:44,462 Fine... 1086 01:17:45,694 --> 01:17:46,638 or Fantastic? 1087 01:17:47,763 --> 01:17:49,902 It's not a dish to eat and rate! 1088 01:17:50,232 --> 01:17:52,838 Rubbish, Fine or Fantastic? 1089 01:17:53,101 --> 01:17:54,842 What rubbish is he talking? 1090 01:17:56,905 --> 01:17:57,883 Is it rubbish? 1091 01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:02,515 A pad is a pad... it is as it should be. 1092 01:18:04,046 --> 01:18:05,047 It is... 1093 01:18:05,313 --> 01:18:06,189 as it should be? 1094 01:18:07,082 --> 01:18:08,117 No difference? 1095 01:18:08,216 --> 01:18:10,218 That's all fine, but why is it your business? 1096 01:18:12,954 --> 01:18:13,694 It's Fine? 1097 01:18:14,723 --> 01:18:15,497 It's Fine? 1098 01:18:17,859 --> 01:18:21,602 You don't know what I have gone through to hear these 2 words! 1099 01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:23,138 It's Fine? 1100 01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:26,574 I made it with my own hands! 1101 01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:28,848 You are my first customer. 1102 01:18:30,205 --> 01:18:31,980 This is safe to use, right? 1103 01:18:32,974 --> 01:18:35,284 I made it for the safety of women! 1104 01:18:37,179 --> 01:18:38,157 Thank you! 1105 01:18:45,353 --> 01:18:46,832 I'll have it done today. 1106 01:18:47,956 --> 01:18:48,934 It will be done. 1107 01:18:50,492 --> 01:18:51,766 I'll call you later. 1108 01:18:59,067 --> 01:19:00,205 I just spoke to the lawyer... 1109 01:19:00,535 --> 01:19:03,072 He says the faster you sign the divorce papers... 1110 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:04,884 the faster he can proceed 1111 01:19:07,008 --> 01:19:09,215 I have showed the astrologer my horoscope. 1112 01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:11,580 He says it's just a matter of a few days... 1113 01:19:11,980 --> 01:19:13,186 Everything will be ok. 1114 01:19:13,281 --> 01:19:16,751 Nothing will be ok until you legally separate from him. 1115 01:19:17,319 --> 01:19:19,822 Because of you we are unable to show our face anywhere! 1116 01:19:20,255 --> 01:19:23,862 Till you're his wife his stigma is attached to us all! 1117 01:19:24,092 --> 01:19:25,435 Sign this paper... 1118 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:27,240 and free us from this shame. 1119 01:19:29,164 --> 01:19:30,370 He will come back. 1120 01:19:30,632 --> 01:19:32,976 You're still dreaming of his return? 1121 01:19:33,201 --> 01:19:34,703 You should be ashamed of yourself. 1122 01:19:34,736 --> 01:19:36,738 He is immoral... He will never change! 1123 01:19:40,108 --> 01:19:42,918 Time changes everyone. He will come back. 1124 01:19:49,084 --> 01:19:49,687 Hello. 1125 01:19:49,885 --> 01:19:50,659 Gayatri! 1126 01:19:54,189 --> 01:19:54,860 Yes? 1127 01:19:55,056 --> 01:19:56,228 I've made it! 1128 01:19:56,491 --> 01:20:00,837 Now I can say for sure that my pad is absolutely right for you! 1129 01:20:01,129 --> 01:20:03,803 It took time Gayatri! I worked really hard... 1130 01:20:04,232 --> 01:20:05,609 I spent a lot of money. 1131 01:20:06,101 --> 01:20:07,341 But don't worry... 1132 01:20:07,536 --> 01:20:10,642 I will clear all my debts and come back soon. 1133 01:20:11,273 --> 01:20:13,082 Gayatri you will be thrilled! 1134 01:20:14,409 --> 01:20:15,547 Gayatri... 1135 01:20:16,211 --> 01:20:17,986 Gayatri are you listening... 1136 01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:22,989 After all this time... 1137 01:20:24,753 --> 01:20:26,130 he didn't ask how I am... 1138 01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:28,191 Hello, Gayatri. 1139 01:20:29,424 --> 01:20:30,334 Only that... 1140 01:20:30,692 --> 01:20:31,534 that... 1141 01:20:32,994 --> 01:20:33,768 Pad... 1142 01:20:34,529 --> 01:20:35,974 Pad! Pad! 1143 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,844 He hasn't changed! He hasn't changed! 1144 01:20:42,037 --> 01:20:42,845 You just... 1145 01:20:43,572 --> 01:20:44,312 Gayatri... 1146 01:20:44,339 --> 01:20:46,376 Gayatri and you no longer have a relationship... 1147 01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:48,582 The divorce papers will reach you. 1148 01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:13,609 Hello? 1149 01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:22,484 Why would anyone make a pad? 1150 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:50,045 I don't believe this! 1151 01:21:55,243 --> 01:21:56,153 This cheap pad... 1152 01:21:56,177 --> 01:21:56,951 Cheap! 1153 01:21:59,381 --> 01:22:01,190 It has just cost me many sleepless nights... 1154 01:22:02,050 --> 01:22:02,960 a wife... 1155 01:22:03,418 --> 01:22:04,158 a mother... 1156 01:22:04,619 --> 01:22:06,826 a village, all my self-respect... 1157 01:22:07,822 --> 01:22:08,926 a little intelligence... 1158 01:22:10,292 --> 01:22:13,671 and a debt of 90,000 rupees to make this cheap pad. 1159 01:22:30,412 --> 01:22:33,518 How can a man be so obsessed with chums? 1160 01:22:34,582 --> 01:22:36,220 Sorry, sorry! I mean... 1161 01:22:36,251 --> 01:22:37,662 I understood your dialogue 1162 01:22:38,286 --> 01:22:40,562 I'm scared of speaking in English, not listening to it. 1163 01:22:41,189 --> 01:22:42,930 You call periods chums? 1164 01:22:46,127 --> 01:22:46,935 Chums. 1165 01:22:49,064 --> 01:22:50,042 Nice word. 1166 01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,938 Am I really your first customer? 1167 01:22:59,774 --> 01:23:00,582 You 1... 1168 01:23:01,076 --> 01:23:01,918 'Nu 2... 1169 01:23:02,577 --> 01:23:03,453 'Nu 's... 1170 01:23:04,112 --> 01:23:05,250 'Nu A... 1171 01:23:05,914 --> 01:23:06,619 You 5. 1172 01:23:07,716 --> 01:23:08,786 You packet! 1173 01:23:13,888 --> 01:23:14,889 Can I... 1174 01:23:15,023 --> 01:23:16,195 give you some feedback? 1175 01:23:16,391 --> 01:23:16,926 Yes? 1176 01:23:19,327 --> 01:23:21,432 If the pad sticks on one side... 1177 01:23:21,763 --> 01:23:22,764 it will stay better! 1178 01:23:35,477 --> 01:23:36,148 Hi! 1179 01:23:36,244 --> 01:23:38,986 Heard your tabla perfomance rocked Madhya Pradesh! 1180 01:23:39,147 --> 01:23:40,148 Always! 1181 01:23:40,648 --> 01:23:41,388 Alright! 1182 01:23:41,649 --> 01:23:43,560 20 minutes... Food will be ready. 1183 01:23:51,159 --> 01:23:55,301 So much stress in your life, why are you cooking? Let's order in... 1184 01:23:55,363 --> 01:23:57,707 After marriage as you are eating instant noodles... 1185 01:23:58,266 --> 01:23:59,244 what will you miss? 1186 01:23:59,834 --> 01:24:02,974 Once children leave home they miss their parents only when they eat. 1187 01:24:03,805 --> 01:24:06,581 At least you will say, 'I miss my Papa's food' 1188 01:24:06,674 --> 01:24:08,449 I want you to miss me everyday. 1189 01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:10,379 Food is just a conspiracy! 1190 01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:12,889 In 3 months I will finish my MBA... 1191 01:24:12,981 --> 01:24:14,824 and start making money. 1192 01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:18,223 Before you retire from llT I will have become a CEO 1193 01:24:18,286 --> 01:24:22,029 I'll pay you 3 times your salary and hire you as my cook 1194 01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:23,229 I also have my conspiracy. 1195 01:24:23,691 --> 01:24:24,567 Very funny. 1196 01:24:30,632 --> 01:24:33,408 Oh my god! Whatever this shit is, it's mindblowing! 1197 01:24:33,435 --> 01:24:35,540 Tomorrow your shit will also be mindblowing! 1198 01:24:35,703 --> 01:24:36,613 Dad... 1199 01:24:36,671 --> 01:24:40,016 You need to add butter to rice and then eat it. 1200 01:24:40,341 --> 01:24:43,185 It's a South Indian recipe called 'Vethal Kolambu' 1201 01:24:43,511 --> 01:24:45,354 Ve ve ve... whatever it is... 1202 01:24:45,613 --> 01:24:47,854 it's mindblowing! 1203 01:24:48,817 --> 01:24:50,819 Last month when I was at llT Chennai... 1204 01:24:50,852 --> 01:24:51,887 to give a lecture... 1205 01:24:51,953 --> 01:24:54,331 I had this at Professor Ramaswamy's house 1206 01:24:55,190 --> 01:24:56,260 I asked for the recipe... 1207 01:24:56,558 --> 01:24:57,696 he said, 'No recipe... 1208 01:24:57,859 --> 01:24:59,361 If you want to eat it come to Chennai' 1209 01:24:59,761 --> 01:25:01,104 I told him come to Delhi... 1210 01:25:01,396 --> 01:25:02,773 I'll feed you such amazing 'Vethal Kolambu' 1211 01:25:02,797 --> 01:25:03,935 that you will forget Chennai! 1212 01:25:05,733 --> 01:25:08,043 So I thought that before he comes... 1213 01:25:08,269 --> 01:25:09,907 I should attempt it once to be on the safe side. 1214 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,475 So you are my guinea pig. 1215 01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:16,812 Why do all the world's mad geniuses make me the guinea pig? 1216 01:25:17,178 --> 01:25:18,088 All? 1217 01:25:19,714 --> 01:25:21,523 Who is the other mad genius? 1218 01:25:30,492 --> 01:25:31,334 Lakshmi... 1219 01:25:33,661 --> 01:25:34,765 Lakshmi! 1220 01:25:35,330 --> 01:25:36,104 What? 1221 01:25:36,364 --> 01:25:37,502 We spoke of 1 year... 1222 01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:38,944 it's long gone! 1223 01:25:39,567 --> 01:25:40,443 Money... 1224 01:25:40,535 --> 01:25:41,445 Return it... 1225 01:25:41,736 --> 01:25:43,340 else I will start your massage! 1226 01:25:43,505 --> 01:25:44,347 Your money... 1227 01:25:44,372 --> 01:25:45,612 You are Lakshmi, right? 1228 01:25:46,174 --> 01:25:47,585 Has he borrowed from you too? 1229 01:25:47,642 --> 01:25:48,620 I'm a chauffeur Sir. 1230 01:25:49,010 --> 01:25:50,580 Why don't you buy a mobile phone? 1231 01:25:50,678 --> 01:25:53,318 That tabla madam keeps calling me to talk to you... 1232 01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:56,022 I had brought her here the other day... 1233 01:25:56,451 --> 01:25:57,452 Talk to her... 1234 01:25:58,019 --> 01:25:58,759 One minute. 1235 01:26:00,655 --> 01:26:01,224 Yes? 1236 01:26:01,389 --> 01:26:03,767 Lakshmi this is Pari, your first customer. 1237 01:26:04,225 --> 01:26:06,899 Can you come to Delhi by day after with all your machines? 1238 01:26:07,462 --> 01:26:08,099 Delhi? 1239 01:26:08,129 --> 01:26:12,578 India's biggest innovation competition is happening... 1240 01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:14,238 Innovation competition. 1241 01:26:14,269 --> 01:26:15,646 IIT Delhi from the 24th... 1242 01:26:15,737 --> 01:26:18,809 It's at llT Delhi from the 24th, meaning the day after. 1243 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:22,014 Many great innovations for the betterment of society... 1244 01:26:22,076 --> 01:26:23,612 will compete at this event. 1245 01:26:23,645 --> 01:26:27,650 Many great innovations for the betterment of society... 1246 01:26:27,815 --> 01:26:28,657 What's the use? 1247 01:26:28,683 --> 01:26:31,562 The innovation that wins... 1248 01:26:31,586 --> 01:26:34,396 will be known all over the country. 1249 01:26:34,422 --> 01:26:38,598 And it will win 200,000 rupees. 1250 01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:46,702 - You want your money? - Yes. 1251 01:26:47,635 --> 01:26:48,636 Give me 500 rupees. 1252 01:27:00,815 --> 01:27:01,759 He's here! 1253 01:27:04,986 --> 01:27:06,795 Hi! Let's go! 1254 01:27:06,921 --> 01:27:07,296 Hello. 1255 01:27:07,322 --> 01:27:09,495 Forget the formalities, let's go! Get the luggage out. Hurry up! 1256 01:27:09,524 --> 01:27:10,628 - How much? - 90 rupees. 1257 01:27:10,658 --> 01:27:11,534 Where is the toilet? 1258 01:27:11,559 --> 01:27:13,732 No time. Get your luggage, hurry! 1259 01:28:00,608 --> 01:28:01,746 Hello. 1260 01:28:02,377 --> 01:28:03,788 Lakshmi... Lakshmikant. 1261 01:28:05,980 --> 01:28:06,856 Cellulose... 1262 01:28:07,849 --> 01:28:08,657 board. 1263 01:28:09,817 --> 01:28:10,659 Machine... 1264 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:17,694 Pulp... 1265 01:28:17,759 --> 01:28:18,430 Take... 1266 01:28:18,893 --> 01:28:20,395 I... press. 1267 01:28:22,664 --> 01:28:24,610 Cake... cake... 1268 01:28:24,732 --> 01:28:25,676 Cellulose cake... 1269 01:28:26,100 --> 01:28:26,908 Put... 1270 01:28:27,902 --> 01:28:28,880 Wrapping- 1271 01:28:30,838 --> 01:28:31,578 See... 1272 01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:32,777 see... 1273 01:28:32,874 --> 01:28:34,012 Killer... killer machine. 1274 01:28:34,742 --> 01:28:35,550 Germs... 1275 01:28:37,245 --> 01:28:37,882 On. 1276 01:28:38,279 --> 01:28:39,087 Kill... kill! 1277 01:28:41,349 --> 01:28:42,851 All germs... kill. 1278 01:28:44,085 --> 01:28:45,029 Then... 1279 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:47,425 Ready... ready... 1280 01:28:48,289 --> 01:28:50,792 Multinational company, big company... 1281 01:28:51,059 --> 01:28:52,231 Big, big machine! 1282 01:28:52,327 --> 01:28:53,328 Automatic. 1283 01:28:54,262 --> 01:28:55,002 Selling... 1284 01:28:55,630 --> 01:28:56,335 Very... 1285 01:28:57,332 --> 01:28:58,140 a lot of money... 1286 01:28:58,633 --> 01:29:00,408 Pad... very expensive! 1287 01:29:00,835 --> 01:29:03,543 But this... "hand-omatic". 1288 01:29:03,671 --> 01:29:07,209 This machine... giving pad... 2 rupees. 1289 01:29:07,608 --> 01:29:09,645 Only 2 rupees, only 2 rupees! 1290 01:29:21,923 --> 01:29:22,628 L... 1291 01:29:22,857 --> 01:29:24,165 need to pee! 1292 01:29:24,625 --> 01:29:26,662 I go! No pad for peeing! 1293 01:29:26,861 --> 01:29:28,033 . Okay" . Okay" 1294 01:29:28,396 --> 01:29:29,898 So ladies and gentlemen... 1295 01:29:30,164 --> 01:29:33,873 put your hands together for Mr. Amitabh Bachchan! 1296 01:29:40,675 --> 01:29:42,951 - Are you his fan? - Who isn't? 1297 01:29:46,247 --> 01:29:47,089 Thank you! 1298 01:29:48,649 --> 01:29:50,322 Thank you. Please sit down. 1299 01:29:51,252 --> 01:29:52,822 Thank you. Thank you. 1300 01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:55,758 Thank you all very much 1301 01:29:56,257 --> 01:29:59,101 lam honoured that... 1302 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:02,040 llT Delhi has invited me here today and... 1303 01:30:02,797 --> 01:30:06,472 given me the chance to stand here with all you great creators. 1304 01:30:09,737 --> 01:30:13,310 It is true that there is poverty in our country... 1305 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,184 and our population... 1306 01:30:16,811 --> 01:30:18,586 is our biggest problem. 1307 01:30:19,180 --> 01:30:20,716 But I believe that... 1308 01:30:21,582 --> 01:30:23,960 if we look at our population... 1309 01:30:24,719 --> 01:30:28,895 not as number of bodies but as number of minds... 1310 01:30:28,956 --> 01:30:31,334 then there can be no force bigger than us in the world! 1311 01:30:34,929 --> 01:30:40,277 India should not be seen as a country of 1 billion people... 1312 01:30:41,536 --> 01:30:44,813 It should be seen as a country of 1 billion minds. 1313 01:30:47,809 --> 01:30:50,619 Today, despite so many difficulties... 1314 01:30:51,312 --> 01:30:54,054 if we are soaring in the world... 1315 01:30:54,081 --> 01:30:56,823 it is because... 1316 01:30:56,884 --> 01:30:58,830 of our innovative spirit. 1317 01:30:59,353 --> 01:31:02,823 The kind of innovation that happens in every corner of this country... 1318 01:31:03,057 --> 01:31:06,095 is simply quite, quite unbelievable. 1319 01:31:06,694 --> 01:31:08,298 The ads for our country... 1320 01:31:08,329 --> 01:31:10,639 call us Incredible India. 1321 01:31:11,499 --> 01:31:13,172 But I believe... 1322 01:31:13,401 --> 01:31:18,248 that we are a land of incredibly innovative Indians. 1323 01:31:18,439 --> 01:31:20,646 We are Innovative India! 1324 01:31:22,410 --> 01:31:27,484 Great innovators are those that lead society towards a better tomorrow 1325 01:31:27,548 --> 01:31:29,585 I wholeheartedly congratulate you all... 1326 01:31:29,684 --> 01:31:31,425 Award or no award... 1327 01:31:31,686 --> 01:31:33,927 May the spirit of innovation be always alive! 1328 01:31:33,988 --> 01:31:35,558 Thank you very much. 1329 01:31:43,197 --> 01:31:46,508 And now it's time to announce the innovation of the year... 1330 01:31:47,535 --> 01:31:50,106 and the cash prize of rupees 200,000... 1331 01:31:55,109 --> 01:31:56,452 Made out of mud... 1332 01:31:56,878 --> 01:31:58,949 a refrigerator that works without electricity... 1333 01:31:59,180 --> 01:32:00,523 Mitti Cool... 1334 01:32:00,715 --> 01:32:03,321 Created by Mansukh Bhai Prajapati. 1335 01:32:23,671 --> 01:32:24,706 Where are you going? 1336 01:32:25,373 --> 01:32:26,044 I don't know... 1337 01:32:26,340 --> 01:32:27,148 Pari... 1338 01:32:27,775 --> 01:32:29,482 Where the hell are you guys? 1339 01:32:29,844 --> 01:32:31,824 He has won the President's award... 1340 01:32:31,846 --> 01:32:33,689 for the life changing innovation of the year! 1341 01:32:33,714 --> 01:32:34,658 Oh my God. 1342 01:32:34,715 --> 01:32:36,661 What was the other one? The Vice President award? 1343 01:32:36,717 --> 01:32:38,458 - Come on! - Let's go. 1344 01:32:54,001 --> 01:32:55,344 Ladies and gentlemen... 1345 01:32:56,437 --> 01:33:00,044 America has Superman, Batman, Spider-man... 1346 01:33:00,541 --> 01:33:02,919 But India has Pad Man! 1347 01:33:05,813 --> 01:33:08,350 He is our real superhero! 1348 01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:09,755 Many congratulations! 1349 01:33:10,484 --> 01:33:14,296 Our Lakshmi has become a hero! 1350 01:33:15,323 --> 01:33:18,566 Our Lakshmi has become a hero! Look! 1351 01:33:18,759 --> 01:33:20,864 Our Lakshmi has become a hero! 1352 01:33:20,928 --> 01:33:22,839 He has become so thin... 1353 01:33:24,865 --> 01:33:26,503 He must not be eating properly... 1354 01:33:27,535 --> 01:33:28,980 - Gayatri! - Yes. 1355 01:33:30,771 --> 01:33:33,980 How did he become big by making that dirty thing? 1356 01:33:34,141 --> 01:33:35,415 I don't understand. 1357 01:33:44,785 --> 01:33:46,560 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1358 01:34:10,578 --> 01:34:13,684 You brought up Pari by yourself? 1359 01:34:16,784 --> 01:34:17,762 Right from... 1360 01:34:18,653 --> 01:34:20,223 doing her hair... 1361 01:34:21,455 --> 01:34:23,298 one day ponytail... 1362 01:34:23,524 --> 01:34:25,333 another day plait... 1363 01:34:26,861 --> 01:34:28,363 even curled it once! Look... 1364 01:34:28,963 --> 01:34:29,805 Curly hair! 1365 01:34:32,066 --> 01:34:34,546 Chicken chicken chicken! Everyday she wanted chicken... 1366 01:34:35,336 --> 01:34:37,111 To make chicken interesting... 1367 01:34:37,138 --> 01:34:39,550 and to introduce her to different flavours... 1368 01:34:39,707 --> 01:34:41,118 I joined a cookery class. 1369 01:34:42,109 --> 01:34:44,111 A class that teaches cooking? 1370 01:34:44,812 --> 01:34:48,658 Imagine one turban-man among 15 women! 1371 01:34:54,989 --> 01:34:57,697 We can truly enjoy fatherhood only by becoming the mother! 1372 01:34:59,627 --> 01:35:00,503 Just like... 1373 01:35:00,728 --> 01:35:03,868 We can truly enjoy being men only by keeping our feminine side alive 1374 01:35:06,867 --> 01:35:08,141 I'm so happy for you! 1375 01:35:08,569 --> 01:35:09,343 Thank you. 1376 01:35:09,770 --> 01:35:12,273 Your patent will come soon... llT will make sure. 1377 01:35:14,241 --> 01:35:14,946 Patent? 1378 01:35:15,443 --> 01:35:16,649 Means a stamp... 1379 01:35:17,845 --> 01:35:21,418 that this machine is your invention... 1380 01:35:21,482 --> 01:35:23,325 and no one can copy it. 1381 01:35:24,218 --> 01:35:26,391 Let them copy it... I don't mind... 1382 01:35:26,520 --> 01:35:28,500 What do you mean? I mind! 1383 01:35:28,723 --> 01:35:29,758 Don't be a sucker... 1384 01:35:30,424 --> 01:35:31,835 What is 'sucker' in Hindi... 1385 01:35:31,859 --> 01:35:32,701 Fool... 1386 01:35:33,260 --> 01:35:34,136 fool! 1387 01:35:34,428 --> 01:35:38,638 When you get the patent many companies will bid for it... 1388 01:35:38,666 --> 01:35:40,475 you will get millions of rupees! 1389 01:35:42,236 --> 01:35:43,044 But... 1390 01:35:43,304 --> 01:35:46,877 why should they pay millions for a machine worth 90,000? 1391 01:35:49,110 --> 01:35:54,924 The award money is enough for me. I don't want anything else. 1392 01:35:55,049 --> 01:35:57,154 An idea has value... 1393 01:35:57,485 --> 01:36:00,193 You made a machine that costs millions for 90,000! 1394 01:36:00,221 --> 01:36:01,700 It's a revolution... 1395 01:36:01,856 --> 01:36:05,804 Now some big company will buy the rights to your machine... 1396 01:36:05,826 --> 01:36:09,774 make it fancier, give it a name and branding... 1397 01:36:09,830 --> 01:36:12,208 make a lot more machines and sell them. 1398 01:36:12,700 --> 01:36:18,309 Out of 500 million women in India only 12% use pads... 1399 01:36:18,439 --> 01:36:20,248 imagine the size of the market! 1400 01:36:20,508 --> 01:36:21,987 You are going to be a millionaire! 1401 01:36:22,209 --> 01:36:24,712 I want my 15% commission after taxes! 1402 01:36:33,687 --> 01:36:38,602 Great innovators are those that lead society towards a better tomorrow. 1403 01:36:41,262 --> 01:36:42,172 What? 1404 01:36:42,830 --> 01:36:45,504 If they give me millions for my machine design... 1405 01:36:45,533 --> 01:36:48,639 how will they earn it? 1406 01:36:49,537 --> 01:36:53,576 Cost of the machine will go up and so will the cost of the pad! 1407 01:36:54,008 --> 01:36:55,146 If the pad becomes expensive then 1408 01:36:55,209 --> 01:36:57,189 what's the point of me making the machine? 1409 01:36:58,012 --> 01:37:01,619 I've had a full bottle of wine! 1410 01:37:01,849 --> 01:37:04,557 If you don't want the millions give it to me! 1411 01:37:04,652 --> 01:37:06,563 What will happen by earning millions? 1412 01:37:06,887 --> 01:37:10,198 There will be a golden handle on my plastic toothbrush... 1413 01:37:10,224 --> 01:37:14,138 but I need only the plastic bristles to brush my teeth, right? 1414 01:37:14,762 --> 01:37:16,764 What brush brush brush... 1415 01:37:17,131 --> 01:37:19,873 You have 'brushed' my wine away! 1416 01:37:20,201 --> 01:37:21,475 Go... goodnight! 1417 01:37:22,570 --> 01:37:24,914 Am I saying anything wrong... 1418 01:37:31,045 --> 01:37:32,115 Lakshmi... 1419 01:37:36,884 --> 01:37:37,919 Dad! 1420 01:37:52,233 --> 01:37:54,338 If the pad sticks on one side... 1421 01:37:54,735 --> 01:37:55,805 it will stay better! 1422 01:38:01,175 --> 01:38:03,849 The human being I innovated for... 1423 01:38:04,144 --> 01:38:05,851 I failed to help... 1424 01:38:06,347 --> 01:38:09,294 I could not help one, but I can help millions... 1425 01:38:09,416 --> 01:38:10,827 I'll go from village to village... 1426 01:38:10,851 --> 01:38:12,831 I will make pads and give them to women. 1427 01:38:12,987 --> 01:38:15,661 The purpose of my machine is not to make millions... 1428 01:38:15,723 --> 01:38:17,566 but to be useful to millions. 1429 01:38:17,591 --> 01:38:22,597 Come everyone! Lakshmi is here! 1430 01:38:24,598 --> 01:38:25,633 Come, Pinky! 1431 01:38:27,668 --> 01:38:28,271 Look Manju... 1432 01:38:28,602 --> 01:38:29,774 I always knew... 1433 01:38:30,104 --> 01:38:32,050 that Lakshmi was special! 1434 01:38:32,339 --> 01:38:34,250 Your money... 1435 01:38:35,242 --> 01:38:36,380 What is this Lakshmi? 1436 01:38:36,410 --> 01:38:37,753 Will I take back money from you? 1437 01:38:38,145 --> 01:38:40,682 You have made the village proud. 1438 01:38:40,948 --> 01:38:43,292 Show us your innovation! 1439 01:38:43,484 --> 01:38:46,624 This waiting is killing me! Anjali's interview started one hour back. 1440 01:38:47,054 --> 01:38:48,727 Looks like we will have to spend the night here! 1441 01:38:48,789 --> 01:38:50,427 They are starting us on a huge salary... 1442 01:38:50,457 --> 01:38:51,959 they will take their time to choose. 1443 01:38:53,460 --> 01:38:55,337 What will happen by earning millions? 1444 01:38:55,729 --> 01:38:58,938 There will be a golden handle on my plastic toothbrush... 1445 01:38:58,999 --> 01:39:01,104 but I need only the plastic bristles to brush my teeth, right? 1446 01:39:01,135 --> 01:39:02,011 Pari Walia 1447 01:39:19,920 --> 01:39:21,331 When you get your periods... 1448 01:39:21,522 --> 01:39:23,297 then instead of cloth or anything else... 1449 01:39:23,457 --> 01:39:24,629 use this. 1450 01:39:24,925 --> 01:39:26,199 You will always be healthy. 1451 01:39:26,860 --> 01:39:28,134 Take care of yourself. 1452 01:39:33,500 --> 01:39:37,471 The newspaper says that this is the year's biggest innovation... 1453 01:39:38,472 --> 01:39:40,008 Details on page 9. 1454 01:39:41,709 --> 01:39:43,746 We didn't read the full article! 1455 01:39:45,546 --> 01:39:46,752 This is not an innovation... 1456 01:39:46,780 --> 01:39:48,054 this is filth! 1457 01:39:48,082 --> 01:39:49,322 I gave you money... 1458 01:39:49,717 --> 01:39:51,060 and instead of paying interest... 1459 01:39:51,118 --> 01:39:52,529 you give us this disgusting thing? 1460 01:39:53,687 --> 01:39:54,859 Give me my money back! 1461 01:39:55,122 --> 01:39:56,726 - Congratulations! - Thank you. 1462 01:39:56,957 --> 01:39:59,233 Very rarely do we offer a job to a candidate 1463 01:39:59,293 --> 01:40:00,601 after their first interview. 1464 01:40:00,928 --> 01:40:01,702 Well done! 1465 01:40:04,164 --> 01:40:05,108 So Miss Pari... 1466 01:40:05,766 --> 01:40:07,871 - are you willing to join... - I-I'm sorry... 1467 01:40:08,168 --> 01:40:09,340 I have to take this call... 1468 01:40:10,137 --> 01:40:10,842 Sorry. 1469 01:40:11,005 --> 01:40:11,506 Hello! 1470 01:40:11,739 --> 01:40:13,309 Please give away that patent. 1471 01:40:14,274 --> 01:40:15,548 This is not an innovation... 1472 01:40:15,943 --> 01:40:16,887 this is a curse! 1473 01:40:17,144 --> 01:40:18,179 Curse? 1474 01:40:19,146 --> 01:40:20,056 Where does he live? 1475 01:40:20,414 --> 01:40:21,484 Over there. 1476 01:40:27,521 --> 01:40:29,023 Come back Lakshmi! 1477 01:40:30,391 --> 01:40:31,836 Your mother is getting older worrying 1478 01:40:31,859 --> 01:40:34,066 about your sisters' marriage. 1479 01:40:35,562 --> 01:40:37,007 Give her this money... 1480 01:40:37,765 --> 01:40:41,110 I'll give you my number. Keep me updated about her. 1481 01:40:42,102 --> 01:40:44,082 And anyway what will I come back and do? 1482 01:40:45,572 --> 01:40:46,846 Take care of yourself 1483 01:40:48,042 --> 01:40:49,578 15 rupees that I took from you... 1484 01:40:51,378 --> 01:40:52,584 That I had borrowed! 1485 01:40:53,113 --> 01:40:55,150 Because you are in a photo with Amitabh Bachchan... 1486 01:40:55,382 --> 01:40:56,690 don't think you are too big. 1487 01:40:58,152 --> 01:40:59,688 If you want to return it... 1488 01:41:00,154 --> 01:41:01,224 it has to be at the same village... 1489 01:41:01,789 --> 01:41:02,824 where you borrowed it. 1490 01:41:03,390 --> 01:41:04,198 Come Hariya! 1491 01:41:20,074 --> 01:41:22,953 Why is Pad Man not flying high? 1492 01:41:32,086 --> 01:41:33,463 What are you doing here? 1493 01:41:34,755 --> 01:41:35,995 I'll do it and tell you... 1494 01:41:37,658 --> 01:41:40,468 Practice smiling. 1495 01:42:11,492 --> 01:42:13,199 Illiterate fools didn't understand, right? 1496 01:42:14,995 --> 01:42:16,235 They'll never understand... 1497 01:42:16,396 --> 01:42:17,636 If they want to die let them 1498 01:42:18,866 --> 01:42:22,075 I have already ruined my life, why are you wasting your time? 1499 01:42:24,505 --> 01:42:27,714 The women understood all about pads... 1500 01:42:28,375 --> 01:42:31,254 they accepted them... 1501 01:42:31,678 --> 01:42:35,751 and actually paid for them! 1502 01:42:37,918 --> 01:42:39,556 Come on. Take it. 1503 01:42:40,187 --> 01:42:41,632 Take it. 1504 01:42:44,658 --> 01:42:45,728 What did I tell you? 1505 01:42:46,193 --> 01:42:49,003 Practice smiling. 1506 01:42:52,299 --> 01:42:54,745 Why is it so hard for you to smile? 1507 01:42:55,569 --> 01:42:56,570 Smile... 1508 01:42:56,770 --> 01:42:57,942 Smile... 1509 01:42:58,505 --> 01:43:00,815 Smile! You won't die! 1510 01:43:02,075 --> 01:43:05,420 They accepted the pad and paid for it? 1511 01:43:07,614 --> 01:43:08,820 How did you do this? 1512 01:43:09,483 --> 01:43:10,325 Who am I? 1513 01:43:11,218 --> 01:43:12,219 You are a magician! 1514 01:43:12,619 --> 01:43:14,121 I am a woman... 1515 01:43:14,454 --> 01:43:18,493 Only a woman can talk to a woman about women things. 1516 01:43:19,059 --> 01:43:22,006 Why don't men understand such a small thing? 1517 01:43:23,697 --> 01:43:26,541 - You are a Tin' Bhinnat woman! - What? 1518 01:43:26,700 --> 01:43:28,304 I mean, so fast... 1519 01:43:28,335 --> 01:43:29,177 You think I am a fast woman? 1520 01:43:29,236 --> 01:43:31,648 No... no... I mean... 1521 01:43:32,472 --> 01:43:33,576 Nice person. 1522 01:43:33,907 --> 01:43:35,978 I mean... 1523 01:43:36,410 --> 01:43:37,286 Go... 1524 01:43:37,311 --> 01:43:38,813 and make some pads... 1525 01:43:39,413 --> 01:43:41,552 The rest of the women in the village are waiting... 1526 01:43:43,116 --> 01:43:44,060 Go! 1527 01:43:51,592 --> 01:43:55,472 Sorry! This dry bread and soupy vegetable is all I have to offer... 1528 01:43:56,330 --> 01:43:58,401 In Delhi we pay thousands to get this 1529 01:43:58,465 --> 01:44:01,309 village atmosphere and organic food 1530 01:44:01,401 --> 01:44:02,573 I'm getting it for free! 1531 01:44:37,371 --> 01:44:38,372 Help! 1532 01:44:38,739 --> 01:44:39,717 Help! 1533 01:44:40,407 --> 01:44:41,511 Savitri! 1534 01:44:42,075 --> 01:44:44,521 - What happened? - Sister. 1535 01:44:44,578 --> 01:44:45,352 Who is she? 1536 01:44:45,612 --> 01:44:48,456 This is the first woman who listened to me and bought our pad. 1537 01:44:48,715 --> 01:44:50,126 I will kill you. 1538 01:44:51,952 --> 01:44:54,762 He drinks everyday and beats me for money. 1539 01:44:55,155 --> 01:44:58,762 If he doesn't get money he threatens to sell our daughter! 1540 01:44:59,960 --> 01:45:00,870 Hey! 1541 01:45:03,230 --> 01:45:04,937 If you come close to her again... 1542 01:45:05,399 --> 01:45:08,573 wherever you fall will be your grave, understood? 1543 01:45:09,770 --> 01:45:10,612 What are you doing? 1544 01:45:10,704 --> 01:45:13,048 These words should not escape from his other ear! 1545 01:45:13,273 --> 01:45:14,217 So... 1546 01:45:14,374 --> 01:45:15,614 making sure it stays in. 1547 01:45:16,677 --> 01:45:18,452 Why do you tolerate so much? 1548 01:45:19,446 --> 01:45:20,356 What do I do? 1549 01:45:21,181 --> 01:45:23,127 My parents have washed their hands off me... 1550 01:45:23,950 --> 01:45:25,952 I don't know any work... what could I do? 1551 01:45:26,153 --> 01:45:27,325 How was the pad? 1552 01:45:29,656 --> 01:45:31,135 Have you gone mad? 1553 01:45:31,191 --> 01:45:34,229 She is going through so much and you are bothered about your pad! 1554 01:45:34,828 --> 01:45:38,503 I'm asking the question to reduce her grief. 1555 01:45:38,598 --> 01:45:41,943 Is your pad Alladin's magic lamp that will soak up all her grief? 1556 01:45:43,637 --> 01:45:45,617 Wait and watch! 1557 01:47:11,625 --> 01:47:12,501 Lakshmi... 1558 01:47:13,226 --> 01:47:14,227 Can I say something? 1559 01:47:14,394 --> 01:47:15,202 Yes tell me. 1560 01:47:15,796 --> 01:47:16,536 We should... 1561 01:47:16,696 --> 01:47:18,175 give this a name. 1562 01:47:18,632 --> 01:47:22,079 Women are still embarrassed to call it a pad... 1563 01:47:22,269 --> 01:47:24,271 If it has a name they can easily ask for it! 1564 01:47:24,371 --> 01:47:25,611 Wow Savitri! 1565 01:47:25,906 --> 01:47:26,850 What an insight! 1566 01:47:27,207 --> 01:47:28,242 What should we name it? 1567 01:47:35,215 --> 01:47:35,886 No way! 1568 01:47:36,383 --> 01:47:37,123 No! 1569 01:47:37,984 --> 01:47:41,727 “ PAR!“ . 1570 01:47:41,755 --> 01:47:42,825 Lakshmi! 1571 01:47:43,890 --> 01:47:45,426 We sold everything! 1572 01:47:46,159 --> 01:47:47,194 48 packets sold! 1573 01:47:48,862 --> 01:47:50,671 Come inside and take your share! 1574 01:47:57,337 --> 01:47:58,816 Why are you smiling so much? 1575 01:47:59,573 --> 01:48:01,883 It's the smile of killing two birds with one stone! 1576 01:48:02,542 --> 01:48:04,749 Besides doing its job... 1577 01:48:04,778 --> 01:48:07,486 this pad can soak up all the problems of these women's lives. 1578 01:48:08,849 --> 01:48:10,385 This is Alladin's magic lamp! 1579 01:48:11,351 --> 01:48:12,489 So my work here is over? 1580 01:48:12,786 --> 01:48:14,288 Can I go back to Delhi? 1581 01:48:16,356 --> 01:48:20,429 In India, out of 500 million women only 12% use pads... 1582 01:48:20,694 --> 01:48:22,298 I had heard this from someone. 1583 01:48:22,629 --> 01:48:25,838 So stop smiling stupidly and make more machines... 1584 01:48:26,032 --> 01:48:29,138 so that every village can have a pad factory. 1585 01:48:29,202 --> 01:48:31,307 It takes 90,000 to make each machine! 1586 01:48:31,771 --> 01:48:33,614 The money from the award is over... 1587 01:48:34,608 --> 01:48:35,985 Haven't you heard of a bank? 1588 01:48:36,009 --> 01:48:37,454 I have... but never been to one. 1589 01:48:37,511 --> 01:48:38,615 Banks give loans... 1590 01:48:38,912 --> 01:48:40,482 to women like Savitri... 1591 01:48:40,747 --> 01:48:42,954 to buy your machine from you. 1592 01:48:43,250 --> 01:48:45,787 You will get the money to make your next machine. 1593 01:48:46,219 --> 01:48:48,256 The women will sell the pads 1594 01:48:48,288 --> 01:48:50,700 and from their earnings pay the bank in installments. 1595 01:48:50,991 --> 01:48:53,062 As soon as the loan is paid off the machine will be theirs. 1596 01:48:53,627 --> 01:48:55,937 You keep making machines and giving them to women... 1597 01:48:56,229 --> 01:48:58,402 women will make pads, pay off the loan, 1598 01:48:58,431 --> 01:49:01,344 run their factory and make a living. 1599 01:49:03,370 --> 01:49:05,111 How are you so smart? 1600 01:49:05,705 --> 01:49:07,912 Because I talk without smiling stupidly! 1601 01:49:23,924 --> 01:49:25,733 We use cloth... 1602 01:49:27,327 --> 01:49:31,241 My heart is just like yours. 1603 01:49:31,264 --> 01:49:34,507 We are just like one another. 1604 01:49:35,035 --> 01:49:38,983 My way of seeing is just like yours. 1605 01:49:39,005 --> 01:49:42,282 Our attitude is just the same. 1606 01:49:42,876 --> 01:49:46,551 My soul is just like yours 1607 01:49:47,213 --> 01:49:47,953 3 rupees... 1608 01:49:48,214 --> 01:49:49,386 Only 2 rupees! 1609 01:49:49,616 --> 01:49:51,027 Sorry... 2 rupees! 1610 01:49:51,885 --> 01:49:52,955 Don't cheat! 1611 01:49:54,521 --> 01:49:57,058 Our prayer is the same. 1612 01:49:57,924 --> 01:50:03,203 Yesterday our dreams were different. 1613 01:50:05,432 --> 01:50:12,077 Today they are in sync with each other. 1614 01:50:13,907 --> 01:50:15,716 As soon as it begins they run away... 1615 01:50:15,742 --> 01:50:17,085 and don't come to school for 4 days... 1616 01:50:17,243 --> 01:50:18,688 Studies suffer... 1617 01:50:18,745 --> 01:50:20,156 They can't change their cloth at school! 1618 01:50:20,413 --> 01:50:23,053 She doesn't need to sit at home on these 5 days... 1619 01:50:23,083 --> 01:50:24,960 She can comfortably go to school... 1620 01:50:37,130 --> 01:50:39,007 A little impatient. 1621 01:50:39,065 --> 01:50:40,942 A little clueless. 1622 01:50:40,967 --> 01:50:44,813 We both have the same issues. 1623 01:50:44,838 --> 01:50:46,749 A little worldly. 1624 01:50:46,773 --> 01:50:48,548 A little extraordinary. 1625 01:50:48,742 --> 01:50:51,882 We both have the same destination. 1626 01:50:51,945 --> 01:50:55,722 One path. 1627 01:50:55,782 --> 01:50:59,628 One goal. 1628 01:50:59,653 --> 01:51:05,126 We both are on the same journey. 1629 01:51:15,602 --> 01:51:19,573 My heartbeat is just like yours. 1630 01:51:19,606 --> 01:51:22,780 We are kindred spirits. 1631 01:51:23,476 --> 01:51:30,792 We are one voice, we want the same things. 1632 01:51:30,817 --> 01:51:38,326 Yesterday our dreams were different. 1633 01:51:38,391 --> 01:51:42,271 Today they are in sync with each other. 1634 01:51:42,696 --> 01:51:43,504 Chicken! 1635 01:51:52,138 --> 01:51:53,208 Is that News 360? 1636 01:51:57,510 --> 01:51:59,854 Why are you dirtying a clean shirt? 1637 01:52:00,080 --> 01:52:03,357 People should know I make my machines with my own hands. 1638 01:52:03,616 --> 01:52:05,220 They shouldn't think that I sit in an AC room and shake my leg! 1639 01:52:05,251 --> 01:52:07,390 You are a marketing goon! 1640 01:52:07,887 --> 01:52:09,628 You should be teaching in a management school! 1641 01:52:09,756 --> 01:52:10,928 - Let's go. - Wait. 1642 01:52:11,658 --> 01:52:12,329 Now what? 1643 01:52:12,559 --> 01:52:14,095 Tuck your shirt in. 1644 01:52:40,253 --> 01:52:41,288 Shirt tucked in? 1645 01:52:41,354 --> 01:52:43,197 He never tucks his shirt in by himself... 1646 01:52:43,323 --> 01:52:45,894 2 women's organizations from Maharashtra have emailed us... 1647 01:52:45,925 --> 01:52:47,233 They want 10 machines! 1648 01:52:47,527 --> 01:52:50,064 Tamil Nadu wants 4, Kerala 5... 1649 01:52:50,096 --> 01:52:51,473 Bihar needs 10... 1650 01:52:51,564 --> 01:52:53,942 We are getting orders from China and Africa as well! 1651 01:52:59,539 --> 01:53:00,142 Sister! 1652 01:53:00,974 --> 01:53:01,748 Sister! 1653 01:53:01,775 --> 01:53:03,550 How are you? 1654 01:53:05,612 --> 01:53:06,420 Lakshmi? 1655 01:53:06,546 --> 01:53:08,822 Lakshmi is absolutely fine! How are you? 1656 01:53:11,918 --> 01:53:13,727 Do you have a number? 1657 01:53:13,853 --> 01:53:15,855 Yes I have his number. One minute... 1658 01:53:22,796 --> 01:53:23,706 Here... 1659 01:53:33,740 --> 01:53:34,514 Yes? 1660 01:53:35,175 --> 01:53:35,949 Hello? 1661 01:53:36,776 --> 01:53:39,222 Somebody from Union of Nation is calling... 1662 01:53:39,379 --> 01:53:43,054 He's speaking fast in English... You please speak... 1663 01:53:45,652 --> 01:53:46,562 Hello? 1664 01:53:47,620 --> 01:53:49,930 Yes, yes. This is Lakshmi Enterprises... 1665 01:53:51,191 --> 01:53:52,795 The United Nations! 1666 01:53:54,260 --> 01:53:57,434 It's lakshmi.enterprisesQhotmaiLcom. 1667 01:53:57,931 --> 01:53:58,807 Yes, yes. 1668 01:53:59,499 --> 01:54:00,477 He would love to! 1669 01:54:01,835 --> 01:54:03,473 Thank you so much! 1670 01:54:03,937 --> 01:54:07,510 The United Nations wants you to come and do a talk in New York! 1671 01:54:07,707 --> 01:54:08,777 Which village is that? 1672 01:54:08,875 --> 01:54:10,855 A very big village... 1673 01:54:11,144 --> 01:54:13,055 The United States of America! 1674 01:54:13,613 --> 01:54:15,217 This is where that woman with the torch 1675 01:54:15,248 --> 01:54:16,625 is standing on the water, right? 1676 01:54:16,649 --> 01:54:18,424 I know! I was just testing you... 1677 01:54:33,933 --> 01:54:35,810 Welcome Mr. Lakshmikant Chauhan! 1678 01:54:36,436 --> 01:54:38,006 Thank you for joining us. 1679 01:54:38,671 --> 01:54:41,311 We're so honoured to have you speak with us here. 1680 01:54:54,754 --> 01:54:56,256 Please come with me on stage... 1681 01:55:11,537 --> 01:55:12,811 Now I am with you... 1682 01:55:13,206 --> 01:55:15,117 Mr. Lakshmikant Chauhan! 1683 01:55:25,418 --> 01:55:31,232 I greet all the distinguished guests present at The United Nations 1684 01:55:36,095 --> 01:55:44,095 lam a little nervous... I have never ever stood in... 1685 01:55:48,808 --> 01:55:49,786 Excuse me... 1686 01:55:49,909 --> 01:55:50,910 You please... 1687 01:55:51,711 --> 01:55:53,281 no stand. Sit... 1688 01:55:53,813 --> 01:55:55,520 Please... I do my talking from my mouth. 1689 01:55:55,548 --> 01:55:58,358 You talking... middle middle... word not coming! 1690 01:55:58,551 --> 01:55:59,962 Please... request! 1691 01:56:00,420 --> 01:56:01,398 Please. 1692 01:56:04,223 --> 01:56:05,361 Laugh laugh laugh... 1693 01:56:09,162 --> 01:56:09,970 Laugh. 1694 01:56:10,596 --> 01:56:11,870 People laughing... 1695 01:56:12,365 --> 01:56:13,639 village... that time... 1696 01:56:14,167 --> 01:56:15,669 so I make invention... 1697 01:56:16,035 --> 01:56:17,844 my pad machine... 1698 01:56:18,137 --> 01:56:19,639 You laughing this time... 1699 01:56:20,039 --> 01:56:21,643 I make new invention... 1700 01:56:22,308 --> 01:56:23,286 my English! 1701 01:56:25,611 --> 01:56:26,715 Lakshmi English... 1702 01:56:27,513 --> 01:56:28,423 LINGLISH! 1703 01:56:30,950 --> 01:56:32,691 No school... no study... 1704 01:56:33,353 --> 01:56:34,855 No spelling... no grammar... 1705 01:56:35,488 --> 01:56:36,967 But you understanding full! 1706 01:56:39,092 --> 01:56:41,436 English only taxi... 1707 01:56:43,363 --> 01:56:46,105 taking my feeling to you. Ok? 1708 01:56:46,165 --> 01:56:47,735 Ready? Meter down? 1709 01:56:49,569 --> 01:56:51,571 Who is first Moon man? 1710 01:56:52,305 --> 01:56:53,283 Neil. 1711 01:56:55,842 --> 01:56:57,287 Arm... strong. 1712 01:56:58,011 --> 01:56:59,183 Who is first... 1713 01:56:59,379 --> 01:57:01,154 Everest man...Tenzing... 1714 01:57:02,715 --> 01:57:04,319 Who is first Pad Man? 1715 01:57:04,851 --> 01:57:05,955 Lakshmikant Chauhan! 1716 01:57:08,921 --> 01:57:10,832 Short... 1717 01:57:11,424 --> 01:57:12,767 Lakshmi! Why? 1718 01:57:13,693 --> 01:57:15,639 Lakshmi means money... 1719 01:57:17,630 --> 01:57:19,200 But this Lakshmi today... 1720 01:57:19,232 --> 01:57:21,769 United Nation... stage... you clapping... Why? 1721 01:57:22,635 --> 01:57:24,876 This Lakshmi not chasing Lakshmi... 1722 01:57:25,405 --> 01:57:27,351 If Lakshmi also running to money... 1723 01:57:28,074 --> 01:57:30,918 make Lakshmi money man, not Pad Man! 1724 01:57:35,415 --> 01:57:36,587 All chasing money... 1725 01:57:36,749 --> 01:57:40,526 Big house, bigger house... bigger, bigger, bigger house... 1726 01:57:40,753 --> 01:57:41,697 Foolish! 1727 01:57:41,721 --> 01:57:44,292 Your White House biggest house! 1728 01:57:45,758 --> 01:57:46,395 Why? 1729 01:57:47,193 --> 01:57:50,197 No thinking! Just living, living, living... 1730 01:57:50,563 --> 01:57:53,567 Thinking having money means all problem going! 1731 01:57:54,100 --> 01:57:57,707 Everybody praying... God please... please... 1732 01:57:57,970 --> 01:58:00,314 no problem... give me no problem... 1733 01:58:00,473 --> 01:58:02,248 You want no problem? Die! 1734 01:58:02,408 --> 01:58:03,910 After dying no problem! 1735 01:58:04,210 --> 01:58:05,052 Simple! 1736 01:58:11,851 --> 01:58:13,194 No problem means... 1737 01:58:13,586 --> 01:58:15,964 you not living. Problem coming... 1738 01:58:16,322 --> 01:58:17,357 chance for living. 1739 01:58:17,824 --> 01:58:19,303 This Lakshmi lucky! 1740 01:58:19,459 --> 01:58:21,461 India... full problem country! 1741 01:58:22,862 --> 01:58:25,706 Lane lane problem. Left problem right problem... 1742 01:58:25,731 --> 01:58:28,075 up problem down problem... Everywhere... 1743 01:58:28,167 --> 01:58:30,545 problem problem problem! Problem means... 1744 01:58:30,837 --> 01:58:31,781 Mauka. 1745 01:58:32,271 --> 01:58:33,215 Mauka meaning... 1746 01:58:33,272 --> 01:58:35,650 some... nity... 1747 01:58:36,442 --> 01:58:39,355 " Opportunity. - opportunity! Yes! 1748 01:58:39,612 --> 01:58:41,819 Thank you. Opportunity! Yes. 1749 01:58:42,248 --> 01:58:45,024 That only making India full opportunity. 1750 01:58:45,585 --> 01:58:49,829 Lakshmi find problem in 5 day woman chums. 1751 01:58:50,323 --> 01:58:52,530 Some people what they calling chums, you know? 1752 01:58:53,392 --> 01:58:54,462 Test Match! 1753 01:58:55,094 --> 01:58:58,041 5 day cricket test match... You know? 1754 01:58:58,464 --> 01:59:01,809 For saving knee from hard ball in cricket... 1755 01:59:02,101 --> 01:59:05,105 man wearing 2 pad... one one leg. 1756 01:59:05,438 --> 01:59:09,511 Calling woman problem test match, but no woman no pad! 1757 01:59:10,176 --> 01:59:12,383 Woman using dirty cloth. 1758 01:59:13,746 --> 01:59:16,556 Much more danger than ball hitting leg and breaking! 1759 01:59:17,850 --> 01:59:20,330 I seeing my wife also doing same... 1760 01:59:21,521 --> 01:59:25,094 My pad story also sad story... 1761 01:59:27,226 --> 01:59:29,399 Everybody calling Lakshmi mad. 1762 01:59:30,363 --> 01:59:32,809 But Lakshmi thinking pad. 1763 01:59:33,032 --> 01:59:34,067 Only pad! 1764 01:59:36,869 --> 01:59:39,679 Small boy helping Lakshmi. Children best. 1765 01:59:39,839 --> 01:59:41,785 Simple. No too much thinking! 1766 01:59:42,108 --> 01:59:44,418 I also same... no too much thinking. 1767 01:59:45,511 --> 01:59:48,185 My mind white paper... 1768 01:59:48,581 --> 01:59:50,492 No black fear! Only... 1769 01:59:51,017 --> 01:59:52,291 white paper. 1770 01:59:53,519 --> 01:59:56,898 Big company having money for doing R&D... 1771 01:59:57,156 --> 01:59:59,864 - Research and... - Development 1772 02:00:00,026 --> 02:00:03,496 I poor. I doing T&F... 1773 02:00:04,263 --> 02:00:07,540 Try. Fail. Try. Fail. Try. Fail... 1774 02:00:08,167 --> 02:00:09,339 Best Fail! 1775 02:00:09,569 --> 02:00:11,446 Lakshmi fail Lakshmi learn. 1776 02:00:11,871 --> 02:00:14,681 Calendar changing changing changing... 1777 02:00:14,874 --> 02:00:18,185 Slow slow Lakshmi making big machine small. 1778 02:00:18,611 --> 02:00:21,524 This machine very easy... Simple! 1779 02:00:22,114 --> 02:00:24,890 Very simple! I not study llT... 1780 02:00:25,651 --> 02:00:27,289 but llT study me. 1781 02:00:28,621 --> 02:00:30,123 They giving me award. 1782 02:00:31,991 --> 02:00:33,595 End I make first pad... 1783 02:00:34,026 --> 02:00:37,007 Give to... this pad I give to... 1784 02:00:37,296 --> 02:00:39,207 Fairy... fairy lady... 1785 02:00:39,298 --> 02:00:41,005 Please... big hand for fairy! 1786 02:00:43,202 --> 02:00:45,648 Fairy make Lakshmi fly! 1787 02:00:46,706 --> 02:00:50,279 Today... I change name from... Let me talk... 1788 02:00:50,443 --> 02:00:51,922 like American... 1789 02:00:52,912 --> 02:00:55,654 I change my name from Lakshmi Kant... 1790 02:00:55,781 --> 02:00:57,192 to Lakshmi Can! 1791 02:01:07,260 --> 02:01:08,295 This pad... 1792 02:01:09,462 --> 02:01:11,499 I made... 2 rupees. 1793 02:01:12,198 --> 02:01:13,176 Only 2 rupees. 1794 02:01:13,733 --> 02:01:14,370 You know? 1795 02:01:14,533 --> 02:01:15,739 Giving woman... 1796 02:01:16,102 --> 02:01:17,672 2 month extra life... 1797 02:01:18,571 --> 02:01:19,811 Yes, yes. 1798 02:01:20,706 --> 02:01:24,153 You know how? I will explain... 1799 02:01:24,610 --> 02:01:25,987 5 day every month... 1800 02:01:26,746 --> 02:01:29,659 5 day every month woman sitting outside house... 1801 02:01:29,849 --> 02:01:30,884 Doing nothing! 1802 02:01:31,284 --> 02:01:33,321 5 x 12 equal to 60 1803 02:01:33,586 --> 02:01:36,760 1 year 60 days... 2 months waste! 1804 02:01:37,223 --> 02:01:40,204 Woman wearing pad meaning 2 month life extra! 1805 02:01:40,893 --> 02:01:44,306 Why for man 12 months year but woman only 10 months? 1806 02:01:44,964 --> 02:01:45,738 Why? 1807 02:01:45,898 --> 02:01:46,876 Bloody men! 1808 02:01:49,669 --> 02:01:50,670 Half hour... 1809 02:01:50,870 --> 02:01:52,816 half hour man bleeding like woman... 1810 02:01:53,039 --> 02:01:53,881 they straight dying! 1811 02:02:01,914 --> 02:02:02,858 I believing... 1812 02:02:03,816 --> 02:02:05,693 Big man, strong man... 1813 02:02:05,751 --> 02:02:07,253 not making country strong. 1814 02:02:09,121 --> 02:02:11,362 Woman strong, mother strong... 1815 02:02:11,390 --> 02:02:12,528 sister strong... 1816 02:02:12,725 --> 02:02:14,363 then country strong! 1817 02:02:17,396 --> 02:02:18,374 Today... 1818 02:02:22,902 --> 02:02:25,542 Today pad machine making woman strong. 1819 02:02:27,006 --> 02:02:30,579 Full life having pad, full life having business also! 1820 02:02:30,843 --> 02:02:31,787 You know why? 1821 02:02:32,211 --> 02:02:33,189 Other business... 1822 02:02:33,612 --> 02:02:36,491 going up and down, up and down up and down... 1823 02:02:36,515 --> 02:02:38,358 but this business only up! 1824 02:02:39,752 --> 02:02:40,628 Why tell? 1825 02:02:41,821 --> 02:02:42,799 This no joke! 1826 02:02:43,122 --> 02:02:44,931 Don't laugh... I serious! 1827 02:02:46,058 --> 02:02:49,005 Till woman having chums pad selling. 1828 02:02:50,162 --> 02:02:51,971 One woman stop, new woman start. 1829 02:02:52,465 --> 02:02:54,809 Nature business... No down, only up! 1830 02:02:58,037 --> 02:02:59,675 You thinking I mad... 1831 02:03:00,539 --> 02:03:01,381 No problem! 1832 02:03:02,942 --> 02:03:04,148 That time also... 1833 02:03:04,210 --> 02:03:05,985 all saying, Lakshmi... 1834 02:03:06,212 --> 02:03:07,782 mad! Lakshmi... mad! 1835 02:03:08,581 --> 02:03:10,254 Mad only becoming famous! 1836 02:03:14,253 --> 02:03:17,700 Today famous, but Lakshmi same. 1837 02:03:17,990 --> 02:03:19,367 Lakshmi no money... 1838 02:03:20,259 --> 02:03:21,237 No money. 1839 02:03:21,527 --> 02:03:22,471 Little... only. 1840 02:03:24,230 --> 02:03:25,208 Money making... 1841 02:03:25,798 --> 02:03:26,776 one man smiling. 1842 02:03:28,000 --> 02:03:28,978 Good doing... 1843 02:03:29,535 --> 02:03:30,707 many woman smiling. 1844 02:03:34,673 --> 02:03:35,651 I have... 1845 02:03:36,909 --> 02:03:37,683 for... 1846 02:03:38,411 --> 02:03:39,355 my country"- 1847 02:03:39,612 --> 02:03:40,989 I have to do... lot. 1848 02:03:41,714 --> 02:03:42,692 India today... 1849 02:03:43,816 --> 02:03:46,660 only 18% women... 1850 02:03:46,852 --> 02:03:47,728 using pad 1851 02:03:48,521 --> 02:03:51,400 I want to make India 100%."... 1852 02:03:51,657 --> 02:03:53,295 100% pad country! 1853 02:03:54,026 --> 02:03:54,868 I want... 1854 02:03:55,428 --> 02:03:56,202 I want... 1855 02:03:56,629 --> 02:03:57,607 I want... 1856 02:03:59,398 --> 02:04:00,206 I want... 1857 02:04:01,400 --> 02:04:04,574 1 million more women having job... 1858 02:04:05,070 --> 02:04:07,573 Pad business! I want... I will... 1859 02:04:07,740 --> 02:04:09,083 You wait, you watch! 1860 02:04:09,241 --> 02:04:13,121 I come back to United Nation and you are listening my Linglish again! 1861 02:04:13,145 --> 02:04:14,419 How you like my Linglish? 1862 02:04:17,016 --> 02:04:19,360 You want to learn? You come India! 1863 02:04:19,518 --> 02:04:22,499 2 rupees. I teach! 1864 02:04:22,955 --> 02:04:24,195 Thank you. Thank you. 1865 02:04:37,937 --> 02:04:38,813 Oh god. 1866 02:04:39,405 --> 02:04:41,112 Where did all this English come from! 1867 02:04:41,273 --> 02:04:43,446 It wasn't me! It was you speaking from within me! 1868 02:04:58,023 --> 02:04:59,001 Hello. 1869 02:04:59,825 --> 02:05:00,735 Gayatri! 1870 02:06:13,399 --> 02:06:14,742 What's your confusion? 1871 02:06:15,801 --> 02:06:18,042 My mind is a white paper... no stains! 1872 02:06:18,270 --> 02:06:20,341 One kiss hasn't made me your life partner! 1873 02:06:21,540 --> 02:06:24,749 When 2 people spend time together at work it happens... 1874 02:06:24,810 --> 02:06:26,756 Human body... Excitement happens! 1875 02:06:27,546 --> 02:06:30,083 You live your life fast, non-stop... 1876 02:06:30,616 --> 02:06:32,289 In any case we are very different... 1877 02:06:32,685 --> 02:06:34,631 You are veg, I eat only things that move. 1878 02:06:34,653 --> 02:06:37,156 You like your mouth open, I like mine closed... 1879 02:06:37,556 --> 02:06:39,866 And above all you are rural and I am urban... 1880 02:06:40,059 --> 02:06:42,039 Not even digital India can bring them together! 1881 02:06:43,529 --> 02:06:46,066 Now can lwatch my film in peace? 1882 02:07:05,651 --> 02:07:07,324 Padma Shri Pad Man! 1883 02:07:07,886 --> 02:07:08,626 What? 1884 02:07:08,921 --> 02:07:09,991 Yes... look! 1885 02:07:10,623 --> 02:07:12,102 The government has honoured him with the Padma Shri Award! 1886 02:07:12,992 --> 02:07:14,437 Oh my God! 1887 02:07:14,960 --> 02:07:16,234 Oh my God! 1888 02:07:24,103 --> 02:07:26,811 This was just excitement... not an invitation to elope! 1889 02:07:31,010 --> 02:07:31,647 One minute... 1890 02:07:32,244 --> 02:07:34,053 Hey Padma Shri Lakshmi! 1891 02:07:34,113 --> 02:07:34,784 Yes? 1892 02:07:34,847 --> 02:07:37,691 The whole of Maheshwar is waiting for you! 1893 02:07:38,150 --> 02:07:40,630 The same people who wanted to beat you up 1894 02:07:40,653 --> 02:07:43,429 will carry you home on a chariot! 1895 02:07:44,690 --> 02:07:46,226 Your flight is in 2 hours. 1896 02:07:46,725 --> 02:07:48,398 Tell Maheshwar to be ready. 1897 02:07:51,263 --> 02:07:52,071 Thank you Papa! 1898 02:08:20,459 --> 02:08:22,234 Say something in Linglish... 1899 02:08:34,306 --> 02:08:36,684 Lakshmi make pad machine... 1900 02:08:37,843 --> 02:08:40,084 But Pari make Lakshmi. 1901 02:08:43,415 --> 02:08:45,725 Your name not only Lakshmi pad name... 1902 02:08:46,518 --> 02:08:49,055 Your name... Lakshmi heart name. 1903 02:08:51,190 --> 02:08:52,032 Bye bye... 1904 02:08:53,392 --> 02:08:54,530 Thank you! 1905 02:08:56,428 --> 02:08:57,429 For Lakshmi... 1906 02:08:59,131 --> 02:09:00,007 you first... 1907 02:09:01,467 --> 02:09:02,502 you second... 1908 02:09:03,869 --> 02:09:04,870 you third... 1909 02:09:05,971 --> 02:09:06,972 you four... 1910 02:09:07,740 --> 02:09:08,582 you five... 1911 02:09:09,508 --> 02:09:10,350 you six... 1912 02:09:11,744 --> 02:09:12,586 you seven... 1913 02:09:13,245 --> 02:09:14,053 you eight... 1914 02:09:15,614 --> 02:09:16,490 you nine... 1915 02:09:17,516 --> 02:09:18,392 you ten... 1916 02:09:19,184 --> 02:09:20,060 eleven... 1917 02:09:22,020 --> 02:09:24,591 Why didn't you tell him you loved him so much? 1918 02:09:25,858 --> 02:09:27,394 Why did you let him go? 1919 02:09:29,294 --> 02:09:31,296 If I hadn't let him go... 1920 02:09:32,464 --> 02:09:34,808 then he wouldn't be the same guy that I feel... 1921 02:09:35,501 --> 02:09:36,809 whatever for. 1922 02:09:38,337 --> 02:09:40,112 If he had stayed back... 1923 02:09:42,307 --> 02:09:45,516 he would feel very small. 1924 02:09:46,345 --> 02:09:47,653 He is getting the chance... 1925 02:09:48,514 --> 02:09:50,255 to make someone else happy. 1926 02:09:51,183 --> 02:09:53,390 To feel good about himself. 1927 02:09:55,154 --> 02:09:56,030 To keep that... 1928 02:09:57,222 --> 02:09:58,701 foolish and... 1929 02:09:58,924 --> 02:10:01,336 cute smile of his alive! 1930 02:10:02,861 --> 02:10:04,534 He isn't normal! 1931 02:10:25,317 --> 02:10:27,797 No shooting bang bang. 1932 02:10:27,820 --> 02:10:30,266 No dramatic entry. 1933 02:10:30,322 --> 02:10:33,201 No breaking bones. 1934 02:10:35,060 --> 02:10:37,870 No jumping from high-rise buildings. 1935 02:10:37,930 --> 02:10:40,342 No fancy dialogues. 1936 02:10:40,465 --> 02:10:43,309 No cool dance moves. 1937 02:10:45,571 --> 02:10:48,051 No sprawling mansions. 1938 02:10:48,073 --> 02:10:50,553 No choppers. 1939 02:10:50,576 --> 02:10:53,250 But this crazy guy is a superhero. 1940 02:10:53,278 --> 02:10:56,748 Salute Pad Man! 1941 02:10:57,783 --> 02:10:59,421 PAD MAN. 1942 02:11:00,152 --> 02:11:01,825 PAD MAN. 1943 02:11:02,588 --> 02:11:06,035 He's a mad mad mad PAD MAN. 1944 02:11:07,759 --> 02:11:09,204 PAD MAN. 1945 02:11:10,262 --> 02:11:11,866 PAD MAN. 1946 02:11:12,831 --> 02:11:16,244 He's a mad mad mad PAD MAN. 1947 02:11:36,021 --> 02:11:38,467 Every woman... 1948 02:11:38,490 --> 02:11:41,027 Wife, sister, sister-in-law... 1949 02:11:41,059 --> 02:11:46,065 Neighbour and mother. 1950 02:11:46,098 --> 02:11:48,601 A dancing girl or a veiled one. 1951 02:11:48,667 --> 02:11:50,908 Every woman needs it. 1952 02:11:51,169 --> 02:11:55,982 Whatever their name. 1953 02:12:07,519 --> 02:12:10,466 His ways are risky. 1954 02:12:10,555 --> 02:12:13,695 But he doesn't care. 1955 02:12:13,792 --> 02:12:16,864 He walks on with determination. 1956 02:12:18,130 --> 02:12:20,508 The world can say what it likes. 1957 02:12:20,732 --> 02:12:22,939 Pari madam is working in London... 1958 02:12:23,936 --> 02:12:27,042 He's a freak of nature. 1959 02:12:28,640 --> 02:12:31,052 Forget English. 1960 02:12:31,476 --> 02:12:34,013 Forget college degrees. 1961 02:12:34,046 --> 02:12:36,652 Here is a marvel 'Made in India'. 1962 02:12:36,748 --> 02:12:40,127 Salute Pad Man! 1963 02:12:41,053 --> 02:12:42,794 PAD MAN. 1964 02:12:43,488 --> 02:12:45,161 PAD MAN. 1965 02:12:46,124 --> 02:12:49,731 He's a mad mad mad PAD MAN. 1966 02:12:51,363 --> 02:12:53,138 PAD MAN. 1967 02:12:53,765 --> 02:12:55,267 PAD MAN. 1968 02:12:56,101 --> 02:12:59,776 Here is a marvel 'Made in India'. 133915