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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:24,368 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:27,368 --> 00:00:32,368 Subtitles by explosiveskull 3 00:00:44,509 --> 00:00:46,509 (ENGINE CHUGGING) 4 00:00:48,509 --> 00:00:50,676 (TRAIN HOOTING) 5 00:00:57,175 --> 00:00:59,173 Budapest. 6 00:00:59,175 --> 00:01:01,574 - The next stop's Budapest. - (ALL GASPING) 7 00:01:01,576 --> 00:01:03,574 Budapest is the next stop. 8 00:01:03,576 --> 00:01:05,574 Budapest. 9 00:01:05,576 --> 00:01:07,208 Tickets, ladies. 10 00:01:07,210 --> 00:01:09,040 (IN FALSETTO) Oop, here you go. 11 00:01:09,042 --> 00:01:10,706 - (IN FALSETTO) Here's mine. - (IN FALSETTO) And mine. 12 00:01:10,708 --> 00:01:12,310 - (IN FALSETTO) Mine, too! - (IN FALSETTO) Here you go! 13 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,674 Thank you, young man. 14 00:01:17,676 --> 00:01:19,773 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Man, I hate wearing disguises. 15 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:22,208 These heels are killing me. 16 00:01:22,210 --> 00:01:23,640 Okay, take it down a notch. 17 00:01:23,642 --> 00:01:25,073 We don't want to alarm the humans. 18 00:01:25,075 --> 00:01:26,640 (BOY WHIMPERING) 19 00:01:26,642 --> 00:01:28,906 Psst. Drac. 20 00:01:28,908 --> 00:01:31,706 (GERMAN ACCENT) I'm about to und freak out! 21 00:01:31,708 --> 00:01:33,108 You're a nice kitty. 22 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:35,839 I'm und kitty-cat. 23 00:01:35,841 --> 00:01:37,741 Meow. Meow! 24 00:01:42,442 --> 00:01:44,674 (ALL GASP) 25 00:01:44,676 --> 00:01:47,440 Oh, no, not this clown again. 26 00:01:47,442 --> 00:01:49,540 Good evening, travelers. 27 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:53,006 I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. 28 00:01:53,008 --> 00:01:56,073 Yes. One of the Van Helsings. 29 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:59,706 For centuries, my family has protected humanity 30 00:01:59,708 --> 00:02:02,040 from the evils of monsters. 31 00:02:02,042 --> 00:02:04,640 So you can believe me when I tell you, 32 00:02:04,642 --> 00:02:07,208 there are monsters hiding amongst you! 33 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,806 (LOUD CLUCKING) 34 00:02:08,808 --> 00:02:10,507 But fear not, 35 00:02:10,509 --> 00:02:14,040 for I am a professional, and I know how to flush out 36 00:02:14,042 --> 00:02:17,475 these beasts and bring them into the light! 37 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:19,607 Fire bad! 38 00:02:19,609 --> 00:02:21,106 (YOWLING) 39 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:23,243 - (SCREAMING) - (CHICKEN CLUCKING) 40 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:33,040 (ALL WHIMPERING) 41 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:34,942 (YELPING) 42 00:02:45,343 --> 00:02:46,576 FRANKENSTEIN: Whoa! 43 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:53,373 Sorry, guys. 44 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:54,806 (ALL SCREAMING) 45 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:56,808 (ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING) 46 00:02:57,808 --> 00:02:59,576 (MURRAY SCREAMING) 47 00:03:04,875 --> 00:03:07,574 Finally! First I kill Dracula, 48 00:03:07,576 --> 00:03:10,473 and then the rest of the monsters! 49 00:03:10,475 --> 00:03:12,373 Why do you keep doing this? 50 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:15,373 Your dad, your grandfather, your great-great-granny... 51 00:03:15,375 --> 00:03:17,373 I defeated them all. 52 00:03:17,375 --> 00:03:20,706 When will you Van Helsings ever learn to let go of the hate? 53 00:03:20,708 --> 00:03:24,706 Never! Because you, monster, are a... 54 00:03:24,708 --> 00:03:26,607 (HIGH-PITCHED) Eh, squeak, squeak. 55 00:03:26,609 --> 00:03:28,373 What? A mouse? 56 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,307 VAN HELSING: Ahhh! 57 00:03:30,309 --> 00:03:33,640 You can't run from me, Prince of Darkness! 58 00:03:33,642 --> 00:03:36,507 I will hunt you for all eternity! 59 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:38,574 (SCREAMS) 60 00:03:38,576 --> 00:03:43,073 I swear I will never rest until I destroy you... (GROANS) 61 00:03:43,075 --> 00:03:44,173 And... (YELPS) 62 00:03:44,175 --> 00:03:45,507 Every... (GROANS) 63 00:03:45,509 --> 00:03:46,640 Other... 64 00:03:46,642 --> 00:03:48,006 Monster... Ow! 65 00:03:48,008 --> 00:03:49,640 If it's the last thing... (GROANS) 66 00:03:49,642 --> 00:03:50,773 I... (GRUNTS) 67 00:03:50,775 --> 00:03:51,940 Ever... (GROANS) 68 00:03:51,942 --> 00:03:53,309 Do! 69 00:03:54,475 --> 00:03:55,975 (THUNDER CRASHING) 70 00:03:57,108 --> 00:03:59,307 Boy, that guy is annoying. 71 00:03:59,309 --> 00:04:01,407 Maybe one day there will be a place 72 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:04,040 where monsters can go to get away from it all, 73 00:04:04,042 --> 00:04:05,674 take a vacation. 74 00:04:05,676 --> 00:04:08,340 Who knows, maybe even get married. 75 00:04:08,342 --> 00:04:09,875 Wouldn't that be something? 76 00:04:15,642 --> 00:04:17,507 (SCREAMING) 77 00:04:17,509 --> 00:04:19,841 (THUNDER CRASHING) 78 00:04:41,475 --> 00:04:44,676 - (HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYING) - (BAND MOANING MELODY) 79 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:48,210 GUESTS: Hmm? 80 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,806 (BABIES BAWLING IN DISTANCE) 81 00:04:54,808 --> 00:04:56,507 (SHUSHING) It's okay. 82 00:04:56,509 --> 00:04:58,640 Oh, when is this thing starting? 83 00:04:58,642 --> 00:05:01,173 Aw, you made them cry, Wayne. 84 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:03,674 All except this little one. Coochie-coochie... 85 00:05:03,676 --> 00:05:05,574 WAYNE: That's Sunny. She doesn't cry. 86 00:05:05,576 --> 00:05:07,006 (YELPING IN PAIN) 87 00:05:07,008 --> 00:05:09,006 - She bites. - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 88 00:05:23,933 --> 00:05:26,432 - This is a very special moment, Carl. - (WHIMPERING) 89 00:05:26,434 --> 00:05:31,666 Any second, your beautiful bride is going to walk right down the aisle. 90 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,698 Oh, no, Drac, she's not coming. 91 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,398 - (AIR DEFLATING) - Oh, don't worry. 92 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:42,065 Mavis is with her. I'm sure everything is under control. 93 00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:44,731 Mavey, is everything under control? 94 00:05:44,733 --> 00:05:47,365 Um, yep, just a slight case of pre-wedding jitters. 95 00:05:47,367 --> 00:05:48,434 (SCREAMING) 96 00:05:50,967 --> 00:05:51,967 Ahhh! 97 00:05:52,733 --> 00:05:53,833 (HISSING) 98 00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:56,033 (WHIMPERING) 99 00:05:58,234 --> 00:05:59,931 Yep, everything is fine here. 100 00:05:59,933 --> 00:06:01,398 (SOBBING) 101 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,165 Please try to relax, Lucy. 102 00:06:03,167 --> 00:06:05,432 I've taken care of everything. 103 00:06:05,434 --> 00:06:08,065 The wedding is going to be perfect. 104 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:09,465 It's not that. 105 00:06:09,467 --> 00:06:12,599 Just, how do I know I'm doing the right thing? 106 00:06:12,601 --> 00:06:13,698 (BLOWING NOSE) 107 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:15,132 (GLASS SHATTERS) 108 00:06:15,134 --> 00:06:17,432 - (CRYING) -I know just how you feel. 109 00:06:17,434 --> 00:06:20,831 The day I married Johnny was the best day of my life, 110 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:22,398 but I was so nervous. 111 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,265 Not as nervous as I was. 112 00:06:24,267 --> 00:06:26,998 And you should have seen my dad. He was a mess. 113 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,798 I wouldn't get out of my coffin that night. 114 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,798 But he knew it was meant to be. 115 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,965 It doesn't matter where you come from 116 00:06:33,967 --> 00:06:35,698 or how different you are. 117 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:38,097 A Zing only happens once in your life, 118 00:06:38,099 --> 00:06:39,764 and you have to cherish it. 119 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:41,532 (CRIES, CHUCKLES) 120 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:43,400 ALL: Aw. 121 00:06:44,267 --> 00:06:46,265 You're right! Thank you! 122 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:49,298 (GRUNTING) Okay. All right. Okay. 123 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:50,300 Oh. Uh... Okay. (FORCED CHUCKLE) 124 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:53,631 (BLABBING) 125 00:06:53,633 --> 00:06:54,931 I do. 126 00:06:54,933 --> 00:06:56,367 (BLABBING) 127 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,499 I do. 128 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,265 (BLABBING) 129 00:07:00,267 --> 00:07:02,631 - (WEDDING MARCH PLAYING) - (ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING) 130 00:07:02,633 --> 00:07:04,265 (DISTANT THUDDING, RUMBLING) 131 00:07:04,267 --> 00:07:05,898 Do you hear that? 132 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:07,064 Yes. I thought we locked him in his room. 133 00:07:07,066 --> 00:07:08,465 We did! 134 00:07:08,467 --> 00:07:10,432 - (BARKING) - DENNIS: Whoa! Whoa! 135 00:07:10,434 --> 00:07:11,798 - (PANTING) - Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa. 136 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,232 - Dennis! - Dennis! 137 00:07:13,234 --> 00:07:15,097 Tinkles was crying, so we let him out. 138 00:07:15,099 --> 00:07:16,666 (BARKING) 139 00:07:20,032 --> 00:07:21,000 Ahhh! 140 00:07:24,733 --> 00:07:26,200 Tinkles, sit! 141 00:07:32,467 --> 00:07:34,298 (TINKLES WHINING) 142 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:36,931 DRACULA: Ah. Whose idea was it to let Dennis have a puppy? 143 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:39,298 - Um... Yours? - (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY) 144 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:40,599 (STAMMERS) 145 00:07:40,601 --> 00:07:41,633 Right. 146 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:44,232 Poor Tinkles. 147 00:07:44,234 --> 00:07:46,298 MAVIS: Dennis... 148 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,865 Look, honey, I know you love Tinkles, 149 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:50,798 but we're not allowed to bring our dogs... 150 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,931 - (GASPS) -Uh... I mean, our pets everywhere. 151 00:07:53,933 --> 00:07:55,398 Okay? 152 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,434 Okay. 153 00:07:57,501 --> 00:07:59,565 (UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING) 154 00:07:59,567 --> 00:08:00,731 - d I'm in love - d I'm in love with a monster d 155 00:08:00,733 --> 00:08:02,997 DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house. 156 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:07,265 It's time to welcome the happy couple, Mr. and Mrs. Prickles! 157 00:08:07,267 --> 00:08:10,234 - (ALWAYS AND FOREVER PLAYING) - CROWD: Aw! 158 00:08:12,099 --> 00:08:14,064 JONATHAN: The bride and groom invite everyone 159 00:08:14,066 --> 00:08:16,365 to join them on the dance floor. 160 00:08:16,367 --> 00:08:19,931 d Always and forever 161 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,265 FEMALE MONSTER: Care to dance? 162 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:24,400 d Each moment with you d 163 00:08:26,134 --> 00:08:27,499 GRIFFIN: Is that her? 164 00:08:27,501 --> 00:08:28,997 Ooh! Watch out now. 165 00:08:28,999 --> 00:08:31,664 She got stitches in all the right places. 166 00:08:31,666 --> 00:08:34,831 Okay, there's no way that is related to you, Frank. 167 00:08:34,833 --> 00:08:36,631 No, she's my right arm's cousin. 168 00:08:36,633 --> 00:08:37,964 (CHUCKLES) 169 00:08:37,966 --> 00:08:39,865 - (BONES CRUNCHING) - Ay! Oh! 170 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:42,365 - Oh! - GRIFFIN: Ah! I see it now. 171 00:08:42,367 --> 00:08:44,432 - Frank wanted me to meet you. - (BONES CRUNCHING) 172 00:08:44,434 --> 00:08:47,932 We're arm cousins, twice removed. 173 00:08:49,633 --> 00:08:51,398 DRACULA: Of course. 174 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,631 I'd recognize that bicep anywhere. 175 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:57,265 He thought, since we're both single, we might hit it off, 176 00:08:57,267 --> 00:08:58,631 maybe go on a date? 177 00:08:58,633 --> 00:09:00,165 DRACULA: "Date"? Oh! 178 00:09:00,167 --> 00:09:02,601 Well, eh, it's just that, eh... 179 00:09:04,999 --> 00:09:07,064 - (ROCK MUSIC BEGINS) - Whoa! 180 00:09:07,066 --> 00:09:10,132 The DJ booth is a sacred space! 181 00:09:10,134 --> 00:09:12,232 (GIGGLES) I love this song! 182 00:09:12,234 --> 00:09:13,766 (GIGGLING) 183 00:09:14,467 --> 00:09:15,664 Don't you? 184 00:09:15,666 --> 00:09:16,930 Dracula? 185 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:18,831 Oh, where'd he go? 186 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:20,764 Dracula? 187 00:09:20,766 --> 00:09:22,334 (DEEP GROWL) 188 00:09:24,134 --> 00:09:25,997 What's the matter, Drac, you didn't like her? 189 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,298 No offense, but you can't be too picky. 190 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,365 You haven't had a date in 100 years. 191 00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:34,798 Look, guys, I appreciate your concern, but it's not up to me. 192 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:38,198 You only Zing once, and I did. 193 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,132 Times have changed, buddy. 194 00:09:40,134 --> 00:09:42,599 You can even find someone to Zing with on your phone now. 195 00:09:42,601 --> 00:09:44,365 What? Really? 196 00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:45,897 Oh. Oh, no, no, no. 197 00:09:45,899 --> 00:09:47,897 I'm far too busy. 198 00:09:47,899 --> 00:09:52,030 I have Mavis and Dennis and the hotel, and bleh, bleh-bleh. 199 00:09:52,032 --> 00:09:54,064 Um, did you guys hear that? 200 00:09:54,066 --> 00:09:56,064 He actually said, "Bleh, bleh-bleh." 201 00:09:56,066 --> 00:09:58,134 I don't say, "Bleh, bleh-bleh"! 202 00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:03,631 (BEEPS) 203 00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:05,032 (AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING) 204 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,664 Eh, uh, I'm looking for a Zing. 205 00:10:09,666 --> 00:10:12,432 - Okay. Changing phone ring. - (RINGTONE PLAYS) 206 00:10:12,434 --> 00:10:16,097 No, no. I'm looking for a date. 207 00:10:16,099 --> 00:10:17,501 (AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING) 208 00:10:18,666 --> 00:10:19,798 No, no, no. 209 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,232 I want to meet someone. 210 00:10:22,234 --> 00:10:24,830 (AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING) 211 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,830 Are you kidding me right now? 212 00:10:26,832 --> 00:10:30,132 Don't you get it? I want to go on a date! 213 00:10:30,134 --> 00:10:33,398 I'm lonely. 214 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,265 (AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE SPEAKING) 215 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,731 - You want baloney. - (GROANS) 216 00:10:37,733 --> 00:10:40,434 - (CELL PHONE CONTINUES PINGING) - (DRACULA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 217 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:42,864 (MUMBLES) 218 00:10:42,866 --> 00:10:44,764 What? Look at that hair. Come on. 219 00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:46,731 Ah. Too many eyes. 220 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,198 Too few eyes. 221 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,864 - Not into tentacles. - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 222 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,298 "Match found"? 223 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,930 - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - No, no, no! 224 00:10:52,932 --> 00:10:54,232 First things first. 225 00:10:54,234 --> 00:10:55,432 - (CATS SNARL) - Whoa! 226 00:10:55,434 --> 00:10:57,365 I'm not into games. 227 00:10:57,367 --> 00:10:59,298 You'd better have a job, and my cats have to like you. 228 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:01,565 - (CATS YOWLING) - (DRACULA EXCLAIMING) 229 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:02,964 DRACULA: Oh, no. 230 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:03,966 Oh, whoa, no. 231 00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:05,764 Dad? 232 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,565 Oh! Mavis! Oh. 233 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,731 Uh, what are you doing here? 234 00:11:09,733 --> 00:11:12,097 I was just checking on the honeymoon suite, and I heard something. 235 00:11:12,099 --> 00:11:14,265 Oh, I'm sorry, my little bedbug. 236 00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:16,465 I was just cleaning the attic. 237 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,467 (SCATTING MELODY) 238 00:11:21,899 --> 00:11:24,097 It's so dirty, ah, yes... 239 00:11:24,099 --> 00:11:26,097 - WITCH: (OVER PHONE) Who is that? - Are you on the phone? 240 00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:31,165 What, this? I was just trying to find a maid 241 00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:33,631 - to help me with the mess. - WITCH: A maid? 242 00:11:33,633 --> 00:11:35,030 Who do you think... 243 00:11:35,032 --> 00:11:36,030 Thank you, I'll check your references 244 00:11:36,032 --> 00:11:37,300 and get back to you. Goodbye! 245 00:11:39,467 --> 00:11:41,897 (RESUMES SCATTING MELODY) 246 00:11:41,899 --> 00:11:43,030 - Dad. - (STAMMERS) 247 00:11:43,032 --> 00:11:44,763 Stop trying to hide it from me. 248 00:11:44,765 --> 00:11:47,198 Hide? Who? I mean, what? Me? 249 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,365 Yes. 250 00:11:48,367 --> 00:11:50,298 And I know what it is. 251 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,198 Uh... Really? 252 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,864 You're stressed out from working too hard. 253 00:11:54,866 --> 00:11:56,232 Oh! 254 00:11:56,234 --> 00:11:57,532 Okay, yes. 255 00:11:57,534 --> 00:11:58,930 You got me. 256 00:11:58,932 --> 00:12:01,097 It's a big hotel, you know? 257 00:12:01,099 --> 00:12:02,763 Can't get to everything. 258 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:03,930 But what about you? 259 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,930 You're pretty busy yourself. 260 00:12:05,932 --> 00:12:09,298 I know. It seems like now that we're working together more, 261 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,763 we're seeing each other less. 262 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:14,132 Ah. Yeah. You're absolutely right. 263 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:17,064 I am working too much, you're working too much. 264 00:12:17,066 --> 00:12:20,232 We should really take a break, starting right now. 265 00:12:20,234 --> 00:12:21,367 Night-night. 266 00:12:25,134 --> 00:12:26,265 (SIGHS) 267 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,332 WITCH: I'm still here! 268 00:12:27,334 --> 00:12:28,465 (CAT YOWLS) 269 00:12:28,467 --> 00:12:30,666 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 270 00:12:34,899 --> 00:12:36,732 (ALL SNORING) 271 00:12:40,066 --> 00:12:41,066 Aw. 272 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,198 Oh! Hey, honey. 273 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,298 You ready for (YAWNS) 274 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,030 date night? 275 00:12:49,032 --> 00:12:50,365 - (YAWNS) - Aw. 276 00:12:50,367 --> 00:12:51,599 That's okay, sweetheart. 277 00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:52,930 You rest. 278 00:12:52,932 --> 00:12:54,567 - (RESUMES SNORING) - (SIGHS) 279 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,132 You know, Dad's right. 280 00:12:58,134 --> 00:12:59,763 We need a break. 281 00:12:59,765 --> 00:13:02,864 We need to all be together again, like a family. 282 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,167 Like we used to. 283 00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:09,897 MAN: (ON TV) Are you overworked and stressed out? 284 00:13:09,899 --> 00:13:12,132 - (GRUNTS) - Do you need some family time? 285 00:13:12,134 --> 00:13:14,265 Are you a monster? 286 00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:16,631 Then you need a vacation, 287 00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:18,797 a monster vacation. 288 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,799 d Sail away, sail away, sail away d 289 00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:26,298 STEWARDESS: Welcome aboard Gremlin Air. 290 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,267 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 291 00:13:30,099 --> 00:13:31,797 (CACKLING) 292 00:13:31,799 --> 00:13:33,631 - Ah! - (SCREAMS) 293 00:13:33,633 --> 00:13:35,232 (SHOUTING GIBBERISH) 294 00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:37,630 (CACKLING) 295 00:13:37,632 --> 00:13:39,966 (GREMLINS GRUNTING AND CHATTERING) 296 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,365 (GREMLIN CACKLING) 297 00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,232 Ladies and gentlemen, 298 00:13:45,234 --> 00:13:47,697 please direct your attention to the front of the cabin. 299 00:13:47,699 --> 00:13:49,897 For your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts. 300 00:13:49,899 --> 00:13:51,565 Ooh. 301 00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:52,897 (SCREAMS, GRUNTS) 302 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:55,064 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 303 00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:57,097 In the likely event we experience a sudden drop in cabin pressure, 304 00:13:57,099 --> 00:13:58,665 oxygen will be provided. 305 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,298 (GREMLIN BLOWING) 306 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,064 Can I stow that for you, sir? 307 00:14:03,066 --> 00:14:04,300 All right. Thanks. 308 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,730 Beverages. Snacks. Beverages. 309 00:14:08,732 --> 00:14:10,598 Beverages. Snacks. 310 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,600 Beverages. 311 00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:13,267 (BUZZING) 312 00:14:15,434 --> 00:14:17,432 - (BONES CRUNCH) - Ahhh! 313 00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:19,598 - Coffee? - That would be lovely. 314 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,830 (SCREAMING) 315 00:14:20,832 --> 00:14:23,332 - (RUBBER DUCKY SQUEAKING) - (CACKLES) 316 00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:24,334 (GRUNTS) 317 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,598 Mavis, please, you're torturing me. 318 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,763 You know I hate surprises. 319 00:14:30,765 --> 00:14:33,165 (CHUCKLES) This is a fun surprise. 320 00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:35,265 There are no fun surprises. 321 00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,097 Just tell me where we're going. 322 00:14:37,099 --> 00:14:38,630 Why are we on a plane? 323 00:14:38,632 --> 00:14:40,532 We can fly, you know. 324 00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:43,030 Back in my day, people took trains. 325 00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:44,564 Now, that's classy. 326 00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:47,598 Sure, Dad. Forty hours in a closet-sized room 327 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,465 with you and Uncle Bernie and his smelly cigars, 328 00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:52,432 arguing who was more attractive, 329 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,064 Cleopatra or Nefertiti. 330 00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:56,064 (GROANS) Nefertiti. 331 00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:57,930 - Okay, Dad, thank you. - (LAUGHS) 332 00:14:57,932 --> 00:15:01,064 Mavis, this is such an amazing surprise! 333 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,897 I can't wait to spend time with the people I love most. 334 00:15:04,899 --> 00:15:09,030 But I beg of you, tell me where we're going! 335 00:15:09,032 --> 00:15:12,763 Nope. I've taken care of everything, so you don't need to worry. 336 00:15:12,765 --> 00:15:14,332 You've been so stressed out lately. 337 00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:16,765 It's time for you to relax. 338 00:15:21,999 --> 00:15:22,999 (MAVIS CHUCKLES) 339 00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:26,663 - (GRUNTS) - Now, isn't that better? 340 00:15:26,665 --> 00:15:28,064 Oh, yes. 341 00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:29,467 So relaxed. 342 00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:34,763 I'm gonna go check on you-know-who. 343 00:15:34,765 --> 00:15:36,499 I'll be right back. 344 00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,730 - I have to go to the bathroom. - (GREMLIN CACKLES) 345 00:15:38,732 --> 00:15:39,997 Hey, did you see that? 346 00:15:39,999 --> 00:15:41,697 Dennis went to the bathroom! 347 00:15:41,699 --> 00:15:43,467 Uh... Okay. 348 00:15:47,099 --> 00:15:49,134 Psst. Hey, where are you? 349 00:15:52,566 --> 00:15:54,064 (WHINES) 350 00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:56,030 There you are, Tinkles. 351 00:15:56,032 --> 00:15:59,465 Don't worry, we'd never leave you home alone. 352 00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:00,564 PILOT: (OVER PA) Okay, folks, you're free to move 353 00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:01,730 about the cabin, as we have 354 00:16:01,732 --> 00:16:02,799 started our descent. 355 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:06,966 (ENGINE WHINES) 356 00:16:07,699 --> 00:16:08,665 (SCREAMING) 357 00:16:13,665 --> 00:16:15,665 - (OVEN DINGS) - (MUZAK PLAYING) 358 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:18,598 (ALARM BEEPING) 359 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,132 So, any big plans for the weekend there, Bill? 360 00:16:21,134 --> 00:16:22,598 Oh, you know, the usual. 361 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,332 Got to take the kids to soccer. 362 00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:25,500 (BOTH SLURPING) 363 00:16:28,732 --> 00:16:29,930 STEWARDESS: Snacks. Beverages. 364 00:16:29,932 --> 00:16:31,966 Snacks. Beverages. Snacks. 365 00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:39,533 (HULL CREAKING) 366 00:16:44,765 --> 00:16:47,697 Ladies and gentlemen, we've arrived at our destination, 367 00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:49,167 the Bermuda Triangle. 368 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,167 ALL: Ooh! 369 00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:06,566 (PASSENGERS WHOOPING, LAUGHING) 370 00:17:39,399 --> 00:17:41,797 Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle, 371 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:45,600 where you'll embark on a monster cruise of a lifetime. 372 00:17:50,032 --> 00:17:51,531 A cruise? 373 00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:53,365 Surprise! 374 00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:54,897 (GRUMBLES) Oh, no, you... No. 375 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:59,397 But it's just like a hotel on the water. 376 00:17:59,399 --> 00:18:01,598 I just figured you need a vacation 377 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,531 from running everyone else's vacation. 378 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:07,030 You've barely been out of the hotel since... 379 00:18:07,032 --> 00:18:09,730 Well, since Mom died. 380 00:18:09,732 --> 00:18:12,030 But this is a chance to make new memories, 381 00:18:12,032 --> 00:18:13,397 with all of us. 382 00:18:13,399 --> 00:18:15,630 With Dennis. 383 00:18:15,632 --> 00:18:20,966 - Boat! - Boat! 384 00:18:24,466 --> 00:18:27,464 Who made you such an amazing daughter? 385 00:18:27,466 --> 00:18:28,663 You. 386 00:18:28,665 --> 00:18:30,064 (CHUCKLES) That's right! 387 00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:31,997 What a father I am. 388 00:18:31,999 --> 00:18:34,598 Come on, Denisovich, let's get cruising! 389 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,799 - DENNIS: Yay! - (DRACULA CHUCKLES) 390 00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:39,498 (WITCHES CACKLING) 391 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,433 (WHOOPING, CACKLING) 392 00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:57,832 - DENNIS: Wow! - (ALL GASP) 393 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,600 (HORN BLOWING) 394 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,300 (FAINT CHEERING) 395 00:19:19,299 --> 00:19:21,134 (PUPPIES CRYING AND GROWLING) 396 00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:25,598 Okay. Smile. 397 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,265 - (CRYING RESUMES) - Thank you. 398 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,966 (CACKLING) 399 00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:37,167 Ow! 400 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,333 DENNIS: "No pets allowed"? 401 00:19:41,299 --> 00:19:42,299 Uh-oh. 402 00:19:52,099 --> 00:19:53,099 Perfect. 403 00:19:57,366 --> 00:19:59,264 (GROANS) 404 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,030 FISH MAN: Welcome aboard. How are you doing? 405 00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:02,531 - Dennis, come on. - FISH MAN: Nice to see you. 406 00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:03,930 Oh, lovely shirt. Yes. 407 00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:06,234 Oh, hello. Welcome aboard. 408 00:20:14,099 --> 00:20:16,598 Uh, this is Bob. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 409 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,097 Say hi, Bob. 410 00:20:18,099 --> 00:20:19,134 "Hi, Bob." 411 00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:29,297 Oh, my gosh, Griffin. 412 00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:31,097 I'm, like, so excited. 413 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,431 This is, like, the nicest hotel I've ever been to. 414 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,797 GRIFFIN: Yeah! (CHUCKLES) 415 00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:36,663 Man, this is amazing! 416 00:20:36,665 --> 00:20:38,165 There's so much to do! 417 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:40,167 Olympic-size swimming pool... 418 00:20:41,399 --> 00:20:42,966 All-you-can-eat buffet... 419 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,498 (MUFFLED GRUNTING) 420 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,997 Full-service spa... 421 00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:51,930 Whoo! I'm gonna get me a seaweed rewrap! 422 00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:54,598 Wow, it sounds like everything we can do 423 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,397 at our hotel! 424 00:20:56,399 --> 00:20:58,964 Except on the water! 425 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,930 (MURRAY CACKLING) 426 00:21:00,932 --> 00:21:04,630 - (FIREWORKS EXPLODING) - (SHRIEKING) 427 00:21:04,632 --> 00:21:06,765 - (CROWD GASPING) - (WHINING) 428 00:21:07,732 --> 00:21:09,864 (CROWD GASPING) 429 00:21:09,866 --> 00:21:13,231 ALL: Ooh! Ah! 430 00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:15,030 - (GIGGLING) - Wow! 431 00:21:15,032 --> 00:21:16,097 You nailed it, honey. 432 00:21:16,099 --> 00:21:18,531 Your dad is going to love this! 433 00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:20,431 Best summer vacation ever! 434 00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:22,297 Wait till you see the itinerary. 435 00:21:22,299 --> 00:21:23,763 - (FIREWORK EXPLODES) - Oh! 436 00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:25,231 That's nice. 437 00:21:25,233 --> 00:21:27,930 Frank, "fire bad." Remember? 438 00:21:27,932 --> 00:21:30,663 Oh, yeah, right, but, uh, maybe you'll find 439 00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,132 your own fireworks on the cruise, huh? 440 00:21:33,134 --> 00:21:35,231 It's not the Love Boat, Frank. 441 00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:38,199 I'm just here to have fun with my family. 442 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,032 - (GRUNTING) - DRACULA: Huh? 443 00:21:44,966 --> 00:21:46,231 Ha! 444 00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:47,331 Ahoy there! 445 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,797 Welcome aboard! 446 00:21:48,799 --> 00:21:49,997 (GREETS IN SPANISH) 447 00:21:49,999 --> 00:21:51,132 (GREETS IN GERMAN) 448 00:21:51,134 --> 00:21:52,598 (GREETS IN RUSSIAN) 449 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,663 (GREETS IN OTHER LANGUAGE) 450 00:21:53,665 --> 00:21:55,064 (PURRS) 451 00:21:55,066 --> 00:21:56,466 (DEEP GROWL) 452 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,999 Whoa! Who is that? 453 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,763 I am Captain Ericka. 454 00:22:05,765 --> 00:22:08,730 And, yes, I'm human. But don't hold that against me. 455 00:22:08,732 --> 00:22:11,797 I could not be more excited to have all of you on board 456 00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:14,464 our first-ever monster cruise! 457 00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:15,566 (ALL CHEERING) 458 00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:20,030 (RAPID HEARTBEAT) 459 00:22:20,032 --> 00:22:21,999 Whoo-hoo! (CHUCKLES) 460 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,231 Dad? Are you okay? 461 00:22:25,233 --> 00:22:27,630 Eeny feeny fanny foonyah wah wah? 462 00:22:27,632 --> 00:22:29,663 Oh, no! He's having a heart attack! 463 00:22:29,665 --> 00:22:31,663 Drac? Not likely. 464 00:22:31,665 --> 00:22:33,930 Yeah, the only heart attack that can hurt him is with a wooden stake. 465 00:22:33,932 --> 00:22:35,096 It must be a stroke! 466 00:22:35,098 --> 00:22:37,096 Actually, I think it might be her. 467 00:22:37,098 --> 00:22:40,064 Ow! Watch where you're pointing, mister, I'm right here. 468 00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:41,830 You always stand so close to me. 469 00:22:41,832 --> 00:22:42,925 It's creepy. 470 00:22:42,927 --> 00:22:45,064 For so long, monsters were hiding, living in the shadows, 471 00:22:45,066 --> 00:22:47,030 but not anymore! 472 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:51,030 You've stood up and waved your hand or claw or tentacle 473 00:22:51,032 --> 00:22:56,030 and said, "We're here, we're hairy, and it is our right to be scary!" 474 00:22:56,032 --> 00:22:57,832 (ALL CHEERING) 475 00:22:59,032 --> 00:23:01,531 Now it's time to celebrate! 476 00:23:01,533 --> 00:23:04,664 You'll enjoy gourmet dining, thrilling adventures, 477 00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:06,364 and nonstop entertainment, 478 00:23:06,366 --> 00:23:09,497 all on the way to our final destination, 479 00:23:09,499 --> 00:23:12,631 the lost city that isn't lost anymore, 480 00:23:12,633 --> 00:23:15,231 Atlantis! 481 00:23:15,233 --> 00:23:16,865 (CROWD CHEERING) 482 00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:20,964 Oh, yeah! 483 00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:22,464 Whoo-hoo! 484 00:23:22,466 --> 00:23:24,730 Whoa! The fish are acrobats! 485 00:23:24,732 --> 00:23:26,531 They're fishcrobats! 486 00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:27,932 - (JONATHAN GRUNTING) - (MAVIS CHUCKLES) 487 00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:32,196 Hello. How y'all doing? 488 00:23:32,198 --> 00:23:34,231 - (SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING) - So... 489 00:23:34,233 --> 00:23:37,700 You must be the one and only Dracula. 490 00:23:39,433 --> 00:23:42,997 I have waited so long to meet you. 491 00:23:42,999 --> 00:23:45,163 Wow, you really don't age, do you? 492 00:23:45,165 --> 00:23:46,698 I would kill for your skin. 493 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:49,930 (CHUCKLES) Eh doobeeday shoolah eh koobeeday? 494 00:23:49,932 --> 00:23:51,863 Oh. You're speaking Transylvanian. 495 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:53,397 Oh. Always wanted to learn. 496 00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:56,097 Uh, eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday? 497 00:23:56,099 --> 00:23:58,297 - Eh koobeeday. - Koobeeday. 498 00:23:58,299 --> 00:24:00,163 - Eh koobeeday. - Koobeeday. 499 00:24:00,165 --> 00:24:02,163 Eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday. 500 00:24:02,165 --> 00:24:05,231 Doolah-day shoolah koobeeday. 501 00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:07,163 Oh, such a romantic language. 502 00:24:07,165 --> 00:24:09,196 You know, there's just something about an accent 503 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:12,698 that makes a man sound so intelligent. 504 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,163 - Alibooboo. - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 505 00:24:14,165 --> 00:24:15,830 That's Transylvanian right there. 506 00:24:15,832 --> 00:24:17,964 He's saying it's nice to meet you. 507 00:24:17,966 --> 00:24:22,997 (CHUCKLES) Well, then "alibooboo" to you as well. 508 00:24:22,999 --> 00:24:25,196 - Alibooboo. Alibooboo. - Drac! Drac, snap out of it. 509 00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:27,129 Wait. I've always wanted to do this. 510 00:24:27,131 --> 00:24:29,196 Wake up! Wake up, Drac! (SLAPPING) 511 00:24:29,198 --> 00:24:30,531 Snap out of it! 512 00:24:30,533 --> 00:24:31,897 Hey, cut it out! 513 00:24:31,899 --> 00:24:33,264 Hey, buddy, you okay? 514 00:24:33,266 --> 00:24:35,897 No, not okay. 515 00:24:35,899 --> 00:24:37,331 Not okay! 516 00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,397 (STAMMERS) I... I... 517 00:24:39,399 --> 00:24:40,830 I... 518 00:24:40,832 --> 00:24:42,533 Zinged. 519 00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:58,600 - (PARTY MUSIC PLAYING) - (LIVELY CHATTER) 520 00:25:02,165 --> 00:25:04,165 (PLAYING DOWNTOWN) 521 00:25:10,865 --> 00:25:13,063 (SPOKEN SINGING) d I went to the moped store, I said, "Sell it" 522 00:25:13,065 --> 00:25:15,464 d Salesman's like, "What up? What's your budget?" 523 00:25:15,466 --> 00:25:17,297 d And I'm like, "Honestly, I don't know nothin' about mopeds" 524 00:25:17,299 --> 00:25:19,564 d He said, "I got the one for you, follow me" 525 00:25:19,566 --> 00:25:21,664 d Ooh, it's too real 526 00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:24,730 d A chromed-out mirror, I don't need a windshield d 527 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,233 (VLAD SCATTING JAUNTY TUNE) 528 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,830 Mmm! 529 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:34,763 VLAD: d It's a lovely day d 530 00:25:34,765 --> 00:25:35,863 - Ooh! - Oh! 531 00:25:35,865 --> 00:25:36,865 Check that out! 532 00:25:37,999 --> 00:25:40,266 VLAD: Ah! (CHUCKLES) 533 00:25:42,966 --> 00:25:45,497 (SIGHS) Here we go. 534 00:25:45,499 --> 00:25:46,865 Mmm, yummy. (GROWLS) 535 00:25:50,499 --> 00:25:52,399 (GRUNTING) 536 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,233 (SIGHS) 537 00:25:58,399 --> 00:25:59,399 WITCH: Ah! 538 00:26:00,998 --> 00:26:03,233 WOMAN: d Auf Wiedersehen 539 00:26:04,399 --> 00:26:07,266 d Danke schoen d 540 00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:10,700 (MUFFLED GROANING) 541 00:26:12,566 --> 00:26:14,231 (GASPS) 542 00:26:14,233 --> 00:26:15,830 (MUFFLED GROANING) 543 00:26:15,832 --> 00:26:16,765 (RETCHES) 544 00:26:18,566 --> 00:26:19,566 Papa. 545 00:26:21,299 --> 00:26:23,566 - (BARKING, CRYING) - (GASPING) 546 00:26:25,065 --> 00:26:26,865 (PUPPIES WAILING) 547 00:26:33,031 --> 00:26:35,264 "Kids Club." 548 00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:36,899 What's a kids club? 549 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:40,664 (MONSTER BABY BELCHES) 550 00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:42,497 (GRUNTS, GIGGLES) 551 00:26:42,499 --> 00:26:43,466 Whee! 552 00:26:44,366 --> 00:26:45,366 Whee! 553 00:26:47,865 --> 00:26:50,531 - Fish. - That's right, dear. 554 00:26:50,533 --> 00:26:52,029 I'm still not sure I understand. 555 00:26:52,031 --> 00:26:55,698 You take my kids, all day, on purpose? 556 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:56,996 Fish. 557 00:26:56,998 --> 00:26:58,331 That's right. 558 00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:00,531 What exactly don't you understand? 559 00:27:00,533 --> 00:27:02,397 - Why? Ow! - Shh. 560 00:27:02,399 --> 00:27:05,996 So they can have a great time, and you can have a great time. 561 00:27:05,998 --> 00:27:08,497 - (SNIFFLES) - Fish. 562 00:27:08,499 --> 00:27:11,765 Oh, don't worry, you get them back at the end of the day. 563 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,364 Fish. 564 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:16,433 Oh, well. That's better than nothing. (WHISTLES) 565 00:27:18,366 --> 00:27:19,732 Oh. Oh! 566 00:27:26,233 --> 00:27:27,331 - So... - (GLASS SHATTERS) 567 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:28,863 What do we do now? 568 00:27:28,865 --> 00:27:33,333 I think we do whatever we want. 569 00:27:34,366 --> 00:27:36,664 "Whatever we want"? 570 00:27:36,666 --> 00:27:38,531 Whatever we want. 571 00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:39,863 Whatever we want. 572 00:27:39,865 --> 00:27:41,196 Whatever we want! 573 00:27:41,198 --> 00:27:45,196 BOTH: (CHANTING) Whatever we want. 574 00:27:45,198 --> 00:27:47,929 - Stop! Help me! - Whatever we want. 575 00:27:47,931 --> 00:27:49,965 - Whatever we want. - Whatever we want. 576 00:27:51,065 --> 00:27:52,664 Oh, hi. Hello. 577 00:27:52,666 --> 00:27:54,231 How y'all doin'? 578 00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:55,431 - Oh. (CHUCKLING) - Good evening, Captain. 579 00:27:55,433 --> 00:27:57,431 Well, hello. Oh, my goodness. 580 00:27:57,433 --> 00:27:59,264 Ah! (CHUCKLES) 581 00:27:59,266 --> 00:28:02,862 Would you mind, uh, lifting your tail? You know... 582 00:28:02,864 --> 00:28:04,196 Oh! Certainly. 583 00:28:04,198 --> 00:28:06,566 Okay. Thank you so much. 584 00:28:08,832 --> 00:28:10,397 Oh, hello. 585 00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:11,499 Welcome aboard. 586 00:28:38,198 --> 00:28:42,264 Ugh! You were so right, Great-Grandfather. 587 00:28:42,266 --> 00:28:45,163 Monsters are disgusting! 588 00:28:45,165 --> 00:28:47,065 VAN HELSING: They're animals! 589 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,233 (CHUGGING, SQUEAKING) 590 00:29:03,998 --> 00:29:06,029 I'll be right there. 591 00:29:06,031 --> 00:29:08,231 (PANTS, GROANS) 592 00:29:08,233 --> 00:29:10,666 (SQUEAKING, SPUTTERING) 593 00:29:13,898 --> 00:29:16,297 Dracula, is he on board? 594 00:29:16,299 --> 00:29:19,664 Yes. I saw him. Face-to-face. Ugh! 595 00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:21,196 I was so nice to him. 596 00:29:21,198 --> 00:29:23,564 That pale face of his and his goofy smile, 597 00:29:23,566 --> 00:29:25,196 showing off his fangs. 598 00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:27,029 Argh, it's just like you taught me! 599 00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:29,531 It's even worse than I feared! 600 00:29:29,533 --> 00:29:32,796 It was that fateful night that I realized 601 00:29:32,798 --> 00:29:36,297 a human could never defeat a monster. 602 00:29:36,299 --> 00:29:37,864 (SCREAMING) 603 00:29:40,399 --> 00:29:44,531 But I wouldn't let our family legacy die. 604 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:49,196 And so, I began to search for an answer. 605 00:29:49,198 --> 00:29:54,531 And I saw it in an ancient text, an instrument of destruction 606 00:29:54,533 --> 00:29:56,829 so powerful it destroyed Atlantis, 607 00:29:56,831 --> 00:30:00,829 a whole city of monsters. (CHUCKLES) 608 00:30:00,831 --> 00:30:05,163 And there, deep within the rubble, it lay, waiting. 609 00:30:05,165 --> 00:30:08,762 Endlessly, I searched for the lost city 610 00:30:08,764 --> 00:30:12,698 Time passed, and my body began to fail me. 611 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:15,029 Oh, it was so sad, Ericka. 612 00:30:15,031 --> 00:30:17,664 First my liver, then my spleen, 613 00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:20,231 followed by a kidney or two. 614 00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:23,829 Then my golden locks. (MOANS) 615 00:30:23,831 --> 00:30:26,497 But I wouldn't let that stop me. 616 00:30:26,499 --> 00:30:31,464 I replaced my failing organs with technology! 617 00:30:31,466 --> 00:30:33,063 Ha-ha! 618 00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,963 And look at me now. 619 00:30:34,965 --> 00:30:36,698 Mmm-hmm! 620 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:39,533 Oh, girl, it's an improvement, really. 621 00:30:40,666 --> 00:30:43,531 Um, sure. 622 00:30:43,533 --> 00:30:48,664 And now, after 120 years, I have finally found Atlantis. 623 00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:50,431 Oh, forget about all this! 624 00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:51,929 Let me get rid of Dracula right now. 625 00:30:51,931 --> 00:30:53,729 I was so close to him, I could've just... 626 00:30:53,731 --> 00:30:55,598 (GRUNTING) 627 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,196 No, no, no! 628 00:30:58,198 --> 00:31:00,231 We have to stick to the plan. 629 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,063 Lure the monsters to Atlantis, 630 00:31:02,065 --> 00:31:04,531 retrieve the instrument of destruction, 631 00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:07,364 trap them there, and then wipe them out. 632 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,163 It's simple, Ericka! 633 00:31:09,165 --> 00:31:12,231 Now, promise me you won't try and kill Dracula. 634 00:31:12,233 --> 00:31:13,729 Ugh, fine! 635 00:31:13,731 --> 00:31:15,996 - I promise. - Promise what? 636 00:31:15,998 --> 00:31:19,697 (GROANS) I promise I won't try and kill Dracula. Okay? 637 00:31:19,699 --> 00:31:21,898 (SNORING) 638 00:31:24,831 --> 00:31:26,564 Ugh. 639 00:31:26,566 --> 00:31:30,196 Don't worry, Great-Grandfather, I won't try and kill him... 640 00:31:30,198 --> 00:31:31,898 I will kill him. 641 00:31:33,798 --> 00:31:38,297 d Tonight... 642 00:31:38,299 --> 00:31:43,231 d I just want to take you higher 643 00:31:43,233 --> 00:31:47,598 d Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon 644 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,399 - d Girls - d What y'all tryin' to do? 645 00:31:52,065 --> 00:31:56,466 d 24-karat magic in the air 646 00:31:57,566 --> 00:31:58,762 d Head-to-toe 647 00:31:58,764 --> 00:32:00,163 Whew! 648 00:32:00,165 --> 00:32:01,331 d Uh, look out 649 00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:02,996 (EVIL CHUCKLE) 650 00:32:02,998 --> 00:32:04,531 - d Pop, pop, it's showtime - d Showtime 651 00:32:04,533 --> 00:32:05,663 - d Showtime - d Showtime 652 00:32:05,665 --> 00:32:07,598 d Guess who's back again 653 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,364 - d Oh, they don't know? - d Go on, tell 'em 654 00:32:09,366 --> 00:32:10,929 - d Oh, they don't know? - d Go on, tell 'em 655 00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:12,862 d I'll bet they know as soon as we walk in 656 00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:14,364 - d Sho' 'nuff - d I'm wearin' Cuban links d 657 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:15,029 - d Designer'minks - d Yeah 658 00:32:15,031 --> 00:32:16,796 (BABBLING) 659 00:32:16,798 --> 00:32:18,963 d Don't look too hard, might hurt yourself 660 00:32:18,965 --> 00:32:20,764 d Known to give the color red The blues 661 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,231 (GRUNTS) 662 00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:25,796 d Tell me whatcha tryin' to do 663 00:32:25,798 --> 00:32:30,564 d 24-karat magic in the air 664 00:32:30,566 --> 00:32:32,699 (CHUCKLING) 665 00:32:34,665 --> 00:32:36,098 Ugh! 666 00:32:36,898 --> 00:32:39,397 d Moon 667 00:32:39,399 --> 00:32:42,297 - d Girls - dWhat y'all tryin' to do? 668 00:32:42,299 --> 00:32:43,566 (LAUGHS) 669 00:32:44,399 --> 00:32:45,399 Oh! 670 00:32:49,065 --> 00:32:50,065 (WHIMPERS) 671 00:32:53,665 --> 00:32:55,566 (RAPID, HIGH-PITCHED GRUNTING) 672 00:32:57,699 --> 00:33:00,031 - d Girls - d What y'all tryin' to do? 673 00:33:01,699 --> 00:33:02,996 d 24-karat... d 674 00:33:02,998 --> 00:33:04,531 (SONG PAUSES) 675 00:33:04,533 --> 00:33:07,466 d Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon d 676 00:33:08,599 --> 00:33:09,599 (GRUNTS) 677 00:33:13,731 --> 00:33:16,096 Work it, Dracula. 678 00:33:16,098 --> 00:33:17,366 You know it. 679 00:33:18,565 --> 00:33:21,163 Oh! Lookin' good, Drac! 680 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,630 Feeling good, Frank. 681 00:33:22,632 --> 00:33:25,063 Look at you, so fancy! 682 00:33:25,065 --> 00:33:26,796 What? This? Please. 683 00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:28,996 Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh? 684 00:33:28,998 --> 00:33:30,364 "Impress"? Oh. 685 00:33:30,366 --> 00:33:32,630 Who do I need to impress? 686 00:33:32,632 --> 00:33:34,196 Hey, isn't that Captain Ericka? 687 00:33:34,198 --> 00:33:35,829 Oh, no! (STAMMERS) 688 00:33:35,831 --> 00:33:37,896 Uh, what? Eh, oh... 689 00:33:37,898 --> 00:33:39,397 GRIFFIN: Oops, no, not her. 690 00:33:39,399 --> 00:33:40,862 (ALL CACKLE) 691 00:33:40,864 --> 00:33:42,530 - Ooh, that's good! - (DRACULA CHUCKLES) 692 00:33:42,532 --> 00:33:43,796 Very amusing. 693 00:33:43,798 --> 00:33:45,233 (CHUCKLES WEAKLY) 694 00:33:51,366 --> 00:33:53,497 (SIGHS) 695 00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:56,029 Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just we've never seen you like this. 696 00:33:56,031 --> 00:33:57,196 I know. 697 00:33:57,198 --> 00:33:58,597 It doesn't make any sense. 698 00:33:58,599 --> 00:34:01,364 You can't Zing twice, it's impossible! 699 00:34:01,366 --> 00:34:03,729 But I did! So now what? 700 00:34:03,731 --> 00:34:06,397 (GASPS) And what about Mavis? 701 00:34:06,399 --> 00:34:08,496 She wants you to be happy, right? 702 00:34:08,498 --> 00:34:11,364 I'm sure she'll go with the flow. 703 00:34:11,366 --> 00:34:12,929 Oh, no, no, no! 704 00:34:12,931 --> 00:34:15,530 Mavis needs me. She depends on me. 705 00:34:15,532 --> 00:34:18,597 I need to be home with my family. 706 00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:22,729 Hey, Murray here may be from Egypt, but you're the one in 707 00:34:22,731 --> 00:34:24,163 "da Nile." 708 00:34:24,165 --> 00:34:25,796 (LAUGHS) 709 00:34:25,798 --> 00:34:27,364 You guys get that? 710 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:28,697 - (THUDS) -Ow! You hit me right in the... 711 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:29,699 Mavis! 712 00:34:33,366 --> 00:34:35,699 Don't say a word, or I'll haunt your dreams. 713 00:34:37,233 --> 00:34:38,862 Having fun? 714 00:34:38,864 --> 00:34:41,364 Oh, I'm having even more fun now that you're here. 715 00:34:41,366 --> 00:34:45,496 You know, Dad, I feel really lucky to have this time with you. 716 00:34:45,498 --> 00:34:48,364 All of us together, it's really special. 717 00:34:48,366 --> 00:34:51,231 Me, too, spider monkey. 718 00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:54,762 Now, are you ready for me to destroy you in monster ball? 719 00:34:54,764 --> 00:34:57,264 - Whoo-hoo! Monster ball! - (GIGGLES) 720 00:34:57,266 --> 00:34:58,530 Come on, Papa Drac! 721 00:34:58,532 --> 00:35:00,231 (CHUCKLES) Bring it on! 722 00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:02,731 For I am king of family fun! 723 00:35:05,532 --> 00:35:09,196 Ha-ha! All right! Who is ready to get pummeled? 724 00:35:09,198 --> 00:35:10,697 (WHIMPERING) 725 00:35:10,699 --> 00:35:12,762 I got to warn you, 726 00:35:12,764 --> 00:35:15,729 I played second-team coed intramural volleyball at Santa Cruz. 727 00:35:15,731 --> 00:35:18,563 - (MAVIS CHUCKLES) - Sure, pal. Whatever you say. 728 00:35:18,565 --> 00:35:21,364 Everybody, just please watch the hair. 729 00:35:21,366 --> 00:35:23,231 Watch the hair! 730 00:35:23,233 --> 00:35:25,663 Oh-ho-ho! Let's go! Let's do this! 731 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:27,996 Oh, my gosh, this is gonna be so much fun. 732 00:35:27,998 --> 00:35:29,463 MURRAY: Ha-ha! Get ready. 733 00:35:29,465 --> 00:35:30,931 Here comes the pain! 734 00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:33,665 (SCREAMING) 735 00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:37,496 - Spike! - Not the hair! 736 00:35:37,498 --> 00:35:38,699 - Whoa! - (WHIMPERS) 737 00:35:41,131 --> 00:35:43,530 No, no, no! 738 00:35:43,532 --> 00:35:44,896 (LAUGHS) 739 00:35:44,898 --> 00:35:47,563 - (ALL CHEERING) - All right! 740 00:35:47,565 --> 00:35:50,796 FISH MAN: (OVER PA) Captain Ericka, you are needed on deck. 741 00:35:50,798 --> 00:35:54,029 Next stop... Buh-bye, Dracula. 742 00:35:54,031 --> 00:35:55,699 Ha-ha! All right, baby! 743 00:35:56,498 --> 00:35:57,929 (DEEP SNARL) 744 00:35:57,931 --> 00:36:00,465 (SCREAMING) 745 00:36:02,198 --> 00:36:03,699 (BABBLING) 746 00:36:11,831 --> 00:36:13,366 (DISTORTED BABBLING) 747 00:36:14,699 --> 00:36:16,331 (ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK) 748 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:17,829 (DISTORTED GRUNT) 749 00:36:17,831 --> 00:36:19,364 Oh, baby, I got this. 750 00:36:19,366 --> 00:36:20,729 Hey there, monsters. 751 00:36:20,731 --> 00:36:21,731 Huh? 752 00:36:24,299 --> 00:36:26,498 Yeah! What'd I say! 753 00:36:29,398 --> 00:36:31,565 ERICKA: We're arriving at our first destination. 754 00:36:33,198 --> 00:36:34,599 (RUMBLING) 755 00:36:37,131 --> 00:36:40,363 The underwater volcano! 756 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:44,496 Everyone, grab your scuba gear and get ready to explore 757 00:36:44,498 --> 00:36:46,731 the wonders of the sea. 758 00:36:47,532 --> 00:36:49,496 Especially you, 759 00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:50,931 Count Dracula. 760 00:36:54,031 --> 00:36:55,163 (CHUCKLES) 761 00:36:55,165 --> 00:36:56,896 You see that, pal? She likes you. 762 00:36:56,898 --> 00:36:58,363 Oh, no, no, no. 763 00:36:58,365 --> 00:37:00,430 That sounds like a Zing in full effect. 764 00:37:00,432 --> 00:37:02,330 Oh, no, no, no. 765 00:37:02,332 --> 00:37:03,929 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 766 00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:06,729 I'm just here to have family fun. 767 00:37:06,731 --> 00:37:08,864 Family, family, fun, fun. 768 00:37:27,532 --> 00:37:30,630 (HISSING, BUBBLING) 769 00:37:30,632 --> 00:37:32,898 Hmm, let's see. What about here? 770 00:37:34,031 --> 00:37:35,665 - (HISSING) - (YELLING) 771 00:37:39,532 --> 00:37:41,699 (ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING) 772 00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:55,565 Right this way, everyone. 773 00:38:07,665 --> 00:38:11,597 Welcome to one of the true wonders of the underwater kingdom. 774 00:38:11,599 --> 00:38:15,029 I give you Volcano del Fuego. 775 00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:17,396 Or, as the local sea life call it... 776 00:38:17,398 --> 00:38:18,965 (POPPING MOUTH) 777 00:38:36,699 --> 00:38:38,065 (PEDALS SQUEAKING) 778 00:39:04,332 --> 00:39:05,599 (MUFFLED YELLING) 779 00:39:10,699 --> 00:39:11,699 (DENNIS GIGGLES) 780 00:39:17,332 --> 00:39:19,163 DENNIS: Whee! 781 00:39:19,165 --> 00:39:21,632 (WHALE SINGING) 782 00:40:12,332 --> 00:40:13,762 (CHUCKLES) 783 00:40:13,764 --> 00:40:15,195 Aw, what a cute family. 784 00:40:15,197 --> 00:40:16,263 What? No, it's not. 785 00:40:16,265 --> 00:40:17,898 Argh! Dracula bad! 786 00:40:22,864 --> 00:40:23,864 (GRUNTS) 787 00:40:44,665 --> 00:40:45,665 (GASPS) 788 00:40:51,130 --> 00:40:52,398 (PEDAL SQUEAKING) 789 00:41:13,164 --> 00:41:14,699 (STOMACH GRUMBLING) 790 00:41:26,665 --> 00:41:27,996 (COUGHING) 791 00:41:27,998 --> 00:41:29,265 (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 792 00:41:32,731 --> 00:41:34,230 GRIFFIN: Frank, we just ate. 793 00:41:34,232 --> 00:41:36,530 I can't believe you're hungry already. 794 00:41:36,532 --> 00:41:38,162 I'm sorry. You know what it is? 795 00:41:38,164 --> 00:41:40,128 It's all... Just all that seafood just swimming around, 796 00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:42,062 and when I "see food..." 797 00:41:42,064 --> 00:41:45,195 Oh, man! I'm gone. 798 00:41:45,197 --> 00:41:48,128 Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula! 799 00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:50,029 Dracula, Dracula! 800 00:41:50,031 --> 00:41:53,330 I get so close, but it's almost like he's teasing me. 801 00:41:53,332 --> 00:41:55,630 I just, I can't stand it anymore. 802 00:41:55,632 --> 00:41:56,699 I have to get him! 803 00:42:02,332 --> 00:42:03,332 (GRUNTING) 804 00:42:07,699 --> 00:42:10,996 Boy, that underwater volcano looked hot. 805 00:42:10,998 --> 00:42:12,798 WITCHES: Mmm-hmm. 806 00:42:15,365 --> 00:42:16,697 (ALL GASP) 807 00:42:16,699 --> 00:42:18,530 Oh... Hi, Bob. 808 00:42:18,532 --> 00:42:22,563 Right. We promised you we'd play, uh, ping-pong now. 809 00:42:22,565 --> 00:42:25,028 Um, Dennis? Who is this? 810 00:42:25,030 --> 00:42:27,095 Uh, it's our friend, Bob. 811 00:42:27,097 --> 00:42:28,898 - Say hi, Bob. - "Hi, Bob." 812 00:42:30,332 --> 00:42:33,496 Okay! Time to go play ping-pong. 813 00:42:33,498 --> 00:42:34,697 - FRANKENSTEIN: Drac! - GRIFFIN: Drac! 814 00:42:34,699 --> 00:42:37,130 Drac! Drac! 815 00:42:38,898 --> 00:42:41,195 Hey, boys, where's the fire? 816 00:42:41,197 --> 00:42:42,663 Oh, well, Griffin here, he... 817 00:42:42,665 --> 00:42:44,963 - He has something to tell you. - Me? Uh... 818 00:42:44,965 --> 00:42:47,330 Oh. Yeah, I got this bite on my hand, and since, you know, 819 00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:49,697 you're a biting expert, I thought you could take a look. 820 00:42:49,699 --> 00:42:50,997 Yeah. Come on over here. The light is better. 821 00:42:52,465 --> 00:42:53,864 Okay... 822 00:42:55,731 --> 00:42:58,062 Okay, what is going on? 823 00:42:58,064 --> 00:43:01,028 You guys are acting weirder than normal, and your normal is pretty weird. 824 00:43:01,030 --> 00:43:03,028 You are not gonna believe what we heard, but... 825 00:43:03,030 --> 00:43:05,729 (VOCALIZING) 826 00:43:05,731 --> 00:43:08,028 d Ericka loves the Drac 827 00:43:08,030 --> 00:43:10,330 d She can't get enough of that Drac 828 00:43:10,332 --> 00:43:12,263 d Oh, yeah 829 00:43:12,265 --> 00:43:13,663 d Drac is back 830 00:43:13,665 --> 00:43:15,263 d He's got the Zing 831 00:43:15,265 --> 00:43:17,230 d The Zinga-Zing d 832 00:43:17,232 --> 00:43:19,597 Shh. I told you I don't want to upset Mavis. 833 00:43:19,599 --> 00:43:22,263 - But what are you talking about? - (CROWD GASPS) 834 00:43:22,265 --> 00:43:24,663 Okay, well, see, Frank got hungry, so no surprise there... 835 00:43:24,665 --> 00:43:28,496 But we swam back to the ship, and we found Ericka raving about you. 836 00:43:28,498 --> 00:43:30,195 She can't live without you, buddy. 837 00:43:30,197 --> 00:43:31,762 It's serious! 838 00:43:31,764 --> 00:43:35,862 d You can't deny the Zing, baby d 839 00:43:35,864 --> 00:43:39,496 So, Drac, this is great. Are you gonna make a move on the captain, or what? 840 00:43:39,498 --> 00:43:41,128 Uh, yes. 841 00:43:41,130 --> 00:43:43,663 - Maybe? No. - Ugh. 842 00:43:43,665 --> 00:43:46,829 It's been a while. I don't even know where to start. 843 00:43:46,831 --> 00:43:49,330 It's easy, Drac. Just make some small talk. 844 00:43:49,332 --> 00:43:51,128 - Remember to smile. - Look into her eyes. 845 00:43:51,130 --> 00:43:53,128 - Keep it casual. - Say something funny. 846 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:54,463 Ask her where her parts are from. 847 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,062 Oh, and say that her wrappings look nice. 848 00:43:56,064 --> 00:43:57,829 - "Do you like coffins?" - Compliment her. 849 00:43:57,831 --> 00:43:59,697 - "Your neck looks delicious." - GRIFFIN: Here she comes. 850 00:43:59,699 --> 00:44:02,330 Okay, Drac, hit it. 851 00:44:02,332 --> 00:44:04,597 Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. 852 00:44:04,599 --> 00:44:07,729 Would you like to see my parts? 853 00:44:07,731 --> 00:44:10,162 (IMITATES MISSILE WHISTLING AND EXPLODING) 854 00:44:10,164 --> 00:44:12,330 Yes, I'd love to go out with you. 855 00:44:12,332 --> 00:44:13,597 Ay! What? 856 00:44:13,599 --> 00:44:14,697 ALL: What? 857 00:44:14,699 --> 00:44:16,028 Cantina. Midnight. 858 00:44:16,030 --> 00:44:17,097 Don't be late. 859 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:28,263 Whew! 860 00:44:28,265 --> 00:44:29,532 - That was a close one. - (PANTING) 861 00:44:30,699 --> 00:44:32,862 (SNORTS, SNIFFING) 862 00:44:32,864 --> 00:44:35,731 - Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop! - Wait, Tinkles. Come back. 863 00:44:45,798 --> 00:44:47,162 DENNIS: Tinkles, stop! Wait! 864 00:44:47,164 --> 00:44:48,197 No, no, no! 865 00:44:54,164 --> 00:44:55,164 (THUDS) 866 00:44:55,699 --> 00:44:56,699 (GASPS) 867 00:44:58,798 --> 00:45:01,563 (GROWLING, BARKING) 868 00:45:01,565 --> 00:45:02,663 Tinkles, stop! 869 00:45:02,665 --> 00:45:05,062 (GASPING) I've been found! 870 00:45:05,064 --> 00:45:08,796 You'll never get me, monster! 871 00:45:08,798 --> 00:45:10,697 DENNIS: Shh! Tinkles, stop. Shh! Shh! 872 00:45:10,699 --> 00:45:12,665 (YAPPING) 873 00:45:16,599 --> 00:45:18,465 (YAPPING FADES IN DISTANCE) 874 00:45:24,365 --> 00:45:25,731 Ew. 875 00:45:34,863 --> 00:45:40,363 FISH MAN: Everybody, we are pulling up to our next stop, the Deserted Island. 876 00:45:40,365 --> 00:45:42,762 It's time to get lost on the beach, 877 00:45:42,764 --> 00:45:48,030 and we hope you'll find yourself some fun and relaxation. 878 00:45:49,465 --> 00:45:51,663 JONATHAN: Whoo-hoo! Beach time! 879 00:45:51,665 --> 00:45:53,330 Johnny, you go set everything up. 880 00:45:53,332 --> 00:45:55,363 And, Dad, you go get in line for the snow cones. 881 00:45:55,365 --> 00:45:58,062 You know, actually, I was thinking you and Johnny 882 00:45:58,064 --> 00:45:59,861 should spend some time together. 883 00:45:59,863 --> 00:46:02,530 What do you call it again? Eh, date night? 884 00:46:02,532 --> 00:46:04,128 Date night? 885 00:46:04,130 --> 00:46:05,795 - What are you gonna do? - Well, I thought 886 00:46:05,797 --> 00:46:07,995 me and the guys would take this opportunity 887 00:46:07,997 --> 00:46:11,128 to spend some quality time with Dennis. 888 00:46:11,130 --> 00:46:12,962 Oh. Okay. That's a great idea. 889 00:46:12,964 --> 00:46:14,697 Come on, Johnny. Date night. 890 00:46:14,699 --> 00:46:17,097 Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night! 891 00:46:20,731 --> 00:46:22,432 (EXCITED SQUEAKING) 892 00:46:31,097 --> 00:46:32,828 (SATISFIED SQUEAK) 893 00:46:32,830 --> 00:46:34,062 Okay, here you go! 894 00:46:34,064 --> 00:46:35,130 (PANTING) 895 00:46:39,232 --> 00:46:40,964 - Good girl! - I got this one. 896 00:46:41,665 --> 00:46:42,632 (BARKING) 897 00:46:47,731 --> 00:46:49,895 - (RETCHES) - (YAPPING IN DISTANCE) 898 00:46:49,897 --> 00:46:51,697 What was that? 899 00:46:51,699 --> 00:46:53,530 - (RUMBLING) -It sounds like our children. 900 00:46:53,532 --> 00:46:56,330 - It is our children! Run! - Run! 901 00:46:56,332 --> 00:46:58,396 Please! Help! Someone! 902 00:46:58,398 --> 00:47:00,363 Get the parents! 903 00:47:00,365 --> 00:47:03,296 Frank? Would you rub some moonscreen on my back 904 00:47:03,298 --> 00:47:04,630 before I get burned? 905 00:47:04,632 --> 00:47:06,028 Wait one second, honey. 906 00:47:06,030 --> 00:47:07,563 You know, the kids buried me in the sand. 907 00:47:07,565 --> 00:47:08,997 (KIDS GIGGLING) 908 00:47:13,863 --> 00:47:16,028 Mmm. Thanks, honey. 909 00:47:16,030 --> 00:47:18,062 - Shall we have another? - Sure. 910 00:47:18,064 --> 00:47:21,496 - Sounds good. - Straight up. 911 00:47:21,498 --> 00:47:23,530 Isn't this place amazing? 912 00:47:23,532 --> 00:47:26,663 Whoa! The menu is in a bottle! 913 00:47:26,665 --> 00:47:28,298 Genius! Isn't that awesome, honey? 914 00:47:30,897 --> 00:47:32,696 What? Oh, sorry. 915 00:47:32,698 --> 00:47:34,696 I was just thinking about my dad. 916 00:47:34,698 --> 00:47:37,761 Don't you think he's acting weird lately? 917 00:47:37,763 --> 00:47:40,728 Not really. Besides having a huge crush on the captain. 918 00:47:40,730 --> 00:47:42,828 - What? - (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah. 919 00:47:42,830 --> 00:47:45,396 The Love Boat is definitely making another run. 920 00:47:45,398 --> 00:47:47,230 No way. He's... 921 00:47:47,232 --> 00:47:49,463 He's my dad. 922 00:47:49,465 --> 00:47:51,330 I know, right? It's weird. 923 00:47:51,332 --> 00:47:55,128 When my parents kiss, I still close my eyes. 924 00:47:55,130 --> 00:48:00,195 I guess I never thought about him with anyone besides my mom. 925 00:48:00,197 --> 00:48:02,828 You're cool with it, though, right? 926 00:48:02,830 --> 00:48:05,162 Of course. I want him to be happy. 927 00:48:05,164 --> 00:48:06,164 Totally. 928 00:48:08,130 --> 00:48:09,962 Totally. 929 00:48:09,964 --> 00:48:12,030 (PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC) 930 00:48:16,197 --> 00:48:18,795 Buenas noches, mi amigo. 931 00:48:18,797 --> 00:48:24,761 Have you a beverage to quench me of my parchment? 932 00:48:24,763 --> 00:48:27,130 Yes, of course, Mr. Chupacabra. 933 00:48:28,863 --> 00:48:31,062 (GOAT BLEATS) 934 00:48:31,064 --> 00:48:32,930 Muchas gracias. (CHUCKLES) 935 00:48:35,398 --> 00:48:36,897 (GOAT SCREECHES) 936 00:48:48,730 --> 00:48:50,330 You look ravishing. 937 00:48:50,332 --> 00:48:51,396 Oh. 938 00:48:51,398 --> 00:48:52,629 Uh, thank you. I just... 939 00:48:52,631 --> 00:48:54,030 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 940 00:48:54,730 --> 00:48:55,730 (EXCLAIMS) 941 00:49:03,064 --> 00:49:04,895 So, um... 942 00:49:04,897 --> 00:49:07,995 Does Captain Ericka have a last name? 943 00:49:07,997 --> 00:49:09,563 Uh, oh, uh... 944 00:49:09,565 --> 00:49:11,728 Oh, guacamole! 945 00:49:11,730 --> 00:49:13,162 "Ericka Guacamole"? 946 00:49:13,164 --> 00:49:16,563 That's so international. 947 00:49:16,565 --> 00:49:20,330 (CHUCKLES) No. Guacamole for us to share. 948 00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:22,761 Oh, how beautiful is that full moon tonight? 949 00:49:22,763 --> 00:49:24,064 Look. Right behind you. 950 00:49:28,565 --> 00:49:31,895 Mmm! The food here is to die for. 951 00:49:31,897 --> 00:49:35,030 (BOTH MOANING) 952 00:49:42,698 --> 00:49:46,596 Holy moly, that was a lot of guacamole. 953 00:49:46,598 --> 00:49:48,828 Are you feeling all right? 954 00:49:48,830 --> 00:49:51,662 - Totally fine. Why? - No reason. 955 00:49:51,664 --> 00:49:53,496 (STOMACH GROWLING) 956 00:49:53,498 --> 00:49:55,062 Oh... 957 00:49:55,064 --> 00:49:58,629 There must have been garlic in the guacamole. 958 00:49:58,631 --> 00:50:00,028 - Oh, no. - (GROANS) 959 00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:01,530 Isn't that deadly for you? 960 00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:03,564 No, no, no. It's just that I'm... 961 00:50:04,498 --> 00:50:06,064 Garlic intolerant. 962 00:50:09,164 --> 00:50:10,532 (FARTS) 963 00:50:11,830 --> 00:50:13,598 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 964 00:50:14,465 --> 00:50:15,664 Was that you? 965 00:50:17,465 --> 00:50:20,162 (GIGGLING) Whoo! 966 00:50:20,164 --> 00:50:21,463 Oh, yeah! 967 00:50:21,465 --> 00:50:23,696 Dolphin surfing! 968 00:50:23,698 --> 00:50:24,930 (DOLPHIN CLICKING) 969 00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:28,763 (BOTH LAUGHING) 970 00:50:31,164 --> 00:50:32,662 Whoa! 971 00:50:32,664 --> 00:50:34,230 Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa. 972 00:50:34,232 --> 00:50:35,396 Hey-hey. 973 00:50:35,398 --> 00:50:37,062 - Oh! Hey there. - (GRUNTS) 974 00:50:37,064 --> 00:50:39,062 - Papa. - Hidey-ho! 975 00:50:39,064 --> 00:50:40,230 Hi. 976 00:50:40,232 --> 00:50:42,761 (CHUCKLES) Is my dad in there, too? 977 00:50:42,763 --> 00:50:44,962 (MONSTERS GASP) 978 00:50:44,964 --> 00:50:47,263 GRIFFIN: (AS DRACULA) Don't worry, I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh. 979 00:50:47,265 --> 00:50:51,232 (GIGGLES) No, Papa Drac's not here. He's on his date. 980 00:50:52,030 --> 00:50:53,130 Date? 981 00:50:56,030 --> 00:50:58,629 Please, forgive me, 982 00:50:58,631 --> 00:51:00,230 I'm just very nervous. 983 00:51:00,232 --> 00:51:02,195 You see, 984 00:51:02,197 --> 00:51:07,497 I haven't had a date since my wife died. 985 00:51:09,531 --> 00:51:11,330 How old was your daughter? 986 00:51:11,332 --> 00:51:13,396 She was just an infant. 987 00:51:13,398 --> 00:51:15,363 It was hard being a single dad, 988 00:51:15,365 --> 00:51:17,763 but I did my best. 989 00:51:20,631 --> 00:51:23,330 I never knew my mother, either. 990 00:51:23,332 --> 00:51:24,795 Or my father. 991 00:51:24,797 --> 00:51:26,795 Oh, I'm so sorry. 992 00:51:26,797 --> 00:51:28,495 Who raised you? 993 00:51:28,497 --> 00:51:30,263 My great-grandfather. 994 00:51:30,265 --> 00:51:32,761 I basically grew up on this ship. 995 00:51:32,763 --> 00:51:35,195 That's why you're a captain. 996 00:51:35,197 --> 00:51:38,529 Yeah. It's all I've ever known. 997 00:51:38,531 --> 00:51:40,964 It was just expected. 998 00:51:41,863 --> 00:51:43,495 You know, a family thing. 999 00:51:43,497 --> 00:51:47,263 I understand, family is everything. 1000 00:51:47,265 --> 00:51:50,095 You have to honor the past. 1001 00:51:50,097 --> 00:51:52,365 But we make our own future. 1002 00:52:05,730 --> 00:52:08,195 - MAVIS: Dad? - Mavis! 1003 00:52:08,197 --> 00:52:10,064 - JONATHAN: (CRUNCHES) Mmm. - Johnny! 1004 00:52:12,631 --> 00:52:17,662 Captain Ericka and I were just discussing the hospitality industry. 1005 00:52:17,664 --> 00:52:19,629 You know, just work stuff. 1006 00:52:19,631 --> 00:52:21,195 You're working now? 1007 00:52:21,197 --> 00:52:23,062 This is supposed to be a vacation. 1008 00:52:23,064 --> 00:52:24,895 A family vacation. 1009 00:52:24,897 --> 00:52:28,128 I should really go do captain-y things. 1010 00:52:28,130 --> 00:52:31,028 Dad, you said you were gonna spend time with Dennis. 1011 00:52:31,030 --> 00:52:34,395 Dennis. Dennis? Dennis. 1012 00:52:34,397 --> 00:52:36,995 Oh! Yeah, you're right. Where is that kid? 1013 00:52:36,997 --> 00:52:39,761 Denisovich? You're supposed to be with me. 1014 00:52:39,763 --> 00:52:41,861 Come on now, kid, it's family time. 1015 00:52:41,863 --> 00:52:43,464 Quit hiding. Dennis? 1016 00:52:44,830 --> 00:52:46,195 What was that about? 1017 00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:47,562 You mean your dad's date? 1018 00:52:47,564 --> 00:52:50,562 It wasn't a date. It was work stuff. 1019 00:52:50,564 --> 00:52:51,761 Uh-huh. 1020 00:52:51,763 --> 00:52:53,562 I'm telling you, Johnny, 1021 00:52:53,564 --> 00:52:55,363 there is something about that woman I don't trust. 1022 00:52:55,365 --> 00:52:58,495 But you want your dad to be happy, right? 1023 00:52:58,497 --> 00:52:59,995 Yes. 1024 00:52:59,997 --> 00:53:01,795 Just not with her. 1025 00:53:01,797 --> 00:53:03,795 (CRUNCHING) Mmm. Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1026 00:53:03,797 --> 00:53:05,062 Heads up, honey. 1027 00:53:05,064 --> 00:53:07,296 This guac is loaded with garlic. 1028 00:53:07,298 --> 00:53:08,364 Garlic? 1029 00:53:11,197 --> 00:53:12,296 (GASPS) 1030 00:53:12,298 --> 00:53:13,728 (STOMACH GRUMBLES) 1031 00:53:13,730 --> 00:53:15,028 (SQUEAKY FART) 1032 00:53:15,030 --> 00:53:17,397 Aw! That was a cute toot, honey. 1033 00:53:24,698 --> 00:53:27,830 (LAUGHING AND BARKING) 1034 00:53:34,730 --> 00:53:37,395 - We've been up all night! - Let's stay up all day, too! 1035 00:53:37,397 --> 00:53:39,395 - Let's get wild! - (LAUGHS) 1036 00:53:39,397 --> 00:53:42,162 (BOTH HOWLING) 1037 00:53:42,164 --> 00:53:44,397 (LAUGHING AND BARKING) 1038 00:53:52,030 --> 00:53:54,028 - Ericka! - (SHRIEKS) What? 1039 00:53:54,030 --> 00:53:57,495 - (SIGHS) -Just where have you been, young lady? 1040 00:53:57,497 --> 00:53:59,828 Uh, doing work. 1041 00:53:59,830 --> 00:54:01,828 Wearing that? 1042 00:54:01,830 --> 00:54:04,395 You were with him! I know it! 1043 00:54:04,397 --> 00:54:06,329 Who? (CHUCKLES) 1044 00:54:06,331 --> 00:54:08,495 "Who?" You know who! 1045 00:54:08,497 --> 00:54:11,062 You've been sneaking around my back 1046 00:54:11,064 --> 00:54:14,495 trying to kill Dracula again, haven't you? 1047 00:54:14,497 --> 00:54:17,230 So what if I have? I am a grown woman! 1048 00:54:17,232 --> 00:54:18,629 I have the right to kill whoever I want. 1049 00:54:18,631 --> 00:54:20,962 It's not just about you. 1050 00:54:20,964 --> 00:54:24,195 You could have ruined the legacy. 1051 00:54:24,197 --> 00:54:27,028 What if he discovered who you were? 1052 00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:30,395 I know. I wasn't thinking. There's just something about him 1053 00:54:30,397 --> 00:54:32,329 that just drives me crazy! 1054 00:54:32,331 --> 00:54:34,362 I just, I see him, and I want to... 1055 00:54:34,364 --> 00:54:35,662 Punch him? 1056 00:54:35,664 --> 00:54:38,195 Uh... I guess. 1057 00:54:38,197 --> 00:54:40,362 Just, I can't wait to get this over with. 1058 00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:42,662 Don't worry, it won't be long now. 1059 00:54:42,664 --> 00:54:45,828 Once you recover the instrument of destruction, 1060 00:54:45,830 --> 00:54:47,928 no one can stop us. 1061 00:54:47,930 --> 00:54:49,698 Not even Dracula! 1062 00:54:50,863 --> 00:54:53,232 - Oh. Excuse me. - Spies! 1063 00:54:55,097 --> 00:54:56,097 (GRUNTS) 1064 00:54:57,897 --> 00:55:00,329 Now, quickly, before someone comes! 1065 00:55:00,331 --> 00:55:02,662 - (GASPS) - (GRUNTING) 1066 00:55:02,664 --> 00:55:03,897 (VAN HELSING YELPS) 1067 00:55:11,097 --> 00:55:12,863 (HORN BLOWING) 1068 00:55:20,130 --> 00:55:21,895 (PA CHIMES) 1069 00:55:21,897 --> 00:55:23,995 FISH MAN: Everyone assemble on the forward deck. 1070 00:55:23,997 --> 00:55:27,728 We are arriving at our final destination. 1071 00:55:27,730 --> 00:55:29,562 From the depths of creation, 1072 00:55:29,564 --> 00:55:33,229 the mighty city has risen once again. 1073 00:55:33,231 --> 00:55:36,329 Home to the greatest monster civilization 1074 00:55:36,331 --> 00:55:38,229 the world has ever known, 1075 00:55:38,231 --> 00:55:42,728 far surpassing Athens and Rome in art, culture and sophistication. 1076 00:55:42,730 --> 00:55:47,897 I give you the legendary lost city of Atlantis. 1077 00:56:06,456 --> 00:56:08,189 (PASSENGERS GASP) 1078 00:56:10,855 --> 00:56:14,054 (YELLS) It's a giant Kraken! 1079 00:56:14,056 --> 00:56:16,887 d There's a place you've gotta be 1080 00:56:16,889 --> 00:56:20,320 d A thousand leagues beneath the sea 1081 00:56:20,322 --> 00:56:25,187 d And it's waiting over here for you and me 1082 00:56:25,189 --> 00:56:26,553 (CAMERA CLICKS) 1083 00:56:26,555 --> 00:56:29,653 d Gonna take you for a ride 1084 00:56:29,655 --> 00:56:32,986 d But first you've gotta come inside 1085 00:56:32,988 --> 00:56:38,019 d Get ready, for the party's on tonight 1086 00:56:38,021 --> 00:56:42,254 d So relax and just unwind 1087 00:56:42,256 --> 00:56:45,653 d Leave your worries all behind 1088 00:56:45,655 --> 00:56:49,855 d And get ready, for the party's on tonight 1089 00:57:00,089 --> 00:57:03,054 Welcome to Atlantis! 1090 00:57:03,056 --> 00:57:05,686 THE KRAKEN: d So get ready 1091 00:57:05,688 --> 00:57:07,952 d Ready 1092 00:57:07,954 --> 00:57:08,922 Oh! 1093 00:57:09,954 --> 00:57:14,019 d It's party time 1094 00:57:14,021 --> 00:57:15,356 (BURBLING) 1095 00:57:17,954 --> 00:57:19,187 (BURBLES) 1096 00:57:19,189 --> 00:57:20,855 d It's party time! d 1097 00:57:22,922 --> 00:57:25,487 Ooh. I am so excited! (CHUCKLES) 1098 00:57:25,489 --> 00:57:26,489 MONSTER: Come to Daddy! 1099 00:57:27,489 --> 00:57:28,986 (ALL CHEERING) 1100 00:57:28,988 --> 00:57:30,653 - Oh. - FISH MAN: Twenty-eight black! 1101 00:57:30,655 --> 00:57:31,820 (ALL CHEERING) 1102 00:57:31,822 --> 00:57:32,822 Oh! 1103 00:57:34,822 --> 00:57:37,521 - Ahhh! - Oh, no, you don't. 1104 00:57:37,523 --> 00:57:40,521 Last time you gambled, you lost an arm and a leg. Literally! 1105 00:57:40,523 --> 00:57:42,521 - Replacement limbs... - MONSTER: I'll raise you 40. 1106 00:57:42,523 --> 00:57:45,187 ...aren't just lying around like they were in the old days. 1107 00:57:45,189 --> 00:57:47,220 So, no gambling. 1108 00:57:47,222 --> 00:57:48,820 Frank! 1109 00:57:48,822 --> 00:57:50,289 Yes, dear! Got it! No gambling! 1110 00:57:56,722 --> 00:57:58,553 DENNIS: Tinkles, stop. Wait. 1111 00:57:58,555 --> 00:58:00,686 - Stop it, Tinkles, stop. - Ah! Wait! 1112 00:58:00,688 --> 00:58:01,855 (MONSTERS SCREAMING) 1113 00:58:04,189 --> 00:58:06,354 Have you guys seen Mavis? I have to find her. 1114 00:58:06,356 --> 00:58:07,720 Why? What's going on? 1115 00:58:07,722 --> 00:58:09,653 I'm going to tell her about Ericka. 1116 00:58:09,655 --> 00:58:12,354 I can't lie to my own daughter anymore. 1117 00:58:12,356 --> 00:58:15,220 She's the most important person in the world to me. 1118 00:58:15,222 --> 00:58:17,222 I have to tell her the truth. 1119 00:58:19,356 --> 00:58:21,256 Right after I talk to Ericka. 1120 00:58:22,222 --> 00:58:23,620 (FRANKENSTEIN SNICKERING) 1121 00:58:23,622 --> 00:58:24,588 Hey. 1122 00:58:26,789 --> 00:58:28,220 All right, I'm all... 1123 00:58:28,222 --> 00:58:30,387 Frank, are you sure you know what you're doing? 1124 00:58:30,389 --> 00:58:33,021 I got this. I'm all in. 1125 00:58:36,222 --> 00:58:38,154 Johnny, have you seen my dad? 1126 00:58:38,156 --> 00:58:40,820 - Maybe he's with Bob. - Why would he be with Bob? 1127 00:58:40,822 --> 00:58:42,820 Bob's a great guy. 1128 00:58:42,822 --> 00:58:44,854 - Oh, there he is. - Who? Bob? 1129 00:59:02,322 --> 00:59:05,187 There he is! Hi, Bob! (LAUGHING) 1130 00:59:05,189 --> 00:59:06,521 (GRUNTS) 1131 00:59:06,523 --> 00:59:08,222 (GROANING) 1132 00:59:58,356 --> 00:59:59,356 (YELPS) 1133 01:00:19,322 --> 01:00:20,322 (GRUNTING) 1134 01:00:30,555 --> 01:00:31,555 Oh. 1135 01:00:42,523 --> 01:00:44,688 (SNARLING) 1136 01:00:50,322 --> 01:00:51,622 (RAT SQUEAKS) 1137 01:01:09,423 --> 01:01:10,423 (GASPS) 1138 01:01:44,021 --> 01:01:45,256 There it is. 1139 01:01:57,687 --> 01:01:58,687 (GASPS) 1140 01:02:03,654 --> 01:02:05,220 You saved my life. 1141 01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:07,054 Of course. Why wouldn't I? 1142 01:02:07,056 --> 01:02:10,685 I just can't believe you would do that for a human. 1143 01:02:10,687 --> 01:02:13,586 Humans, monsters, what's the difference? 1144 01:02:13,588 --> 01:02:16,752 Yeah, right. Right. 1145 01:02:16,754 --> 01:02:19,120 Wait. What are you doing here? 1146 01:02:19,122 --> 01:02:22,886 Oh, uh... Well, you know, vampires can predict the future, 1147 01:02:22,888 --> 01:02:25,886 so I knew you would need my help. 1148 01:02:25,888 --> 01:02:28,054 Ha! Never heard that before. 1149 01:02:28,056 --> 01:02:30,287 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a well-known fact. 1150 01:02:30,289 --> 01:02:31,521 (STAMMERS) 1151 01:02:31,523 --> 01:02:33,120 What are you doing here? 1152 01:02:33,122 --> 01:02:34,287 Oh! Uh... 1153 01:02:34,289 --> 01:02:36,553 Well, I'm here to get that. 1154 01:02:36,555 --> 01:02:38,354 Yeah, it's a family heirloom. 1155 01:02:38,356 --> 01:02:42,886 Yeah, it was lost at sea, and my great-grandfather is... Was! 1156 01:02:42,888 --> 01:02:46,320 Uh, was totally obsessed with getting it back. 1157 01:02:46,322 --> 01:02:50,588 So, anywho, thanks for saving my life, but I can take it from... 1158 01:02:52,222 --> 01:02:53,222 (GASPS) 1159 01:02:55,389 --> 01:02:56,521 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1160 01:02:56,523 --> 01:02:57,919 Got to be a little more careful. 1161 01:02:57,921 --> 01:02:59,819 How many times can you save my life, right? 1162 01:02:59,821 --> 01:03:02,387 I don't know. Every time? (CHUCKLES) 1163 01:03:02,389 --> 01:03:04,555 Really? Well, then... 1164 01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:12,523 (TANGO MUSIC PLAYING) 1165 01:03:18,423 --> 01:03:19,423 (CRASHING) 1166 01:03:37,289 --> 01:03:38,256 (GASPS) 1167 01:03:39,554 --> 01:03:40,687 Wow! 1168 01:03:54,888 --> 01:03:56,356 (PANTING) 1169 01:03:58,322 --> 01:04:01,256 (SIGHS) Ah, that was incredible. 1170 01:04:12,489 --> 01:04:14,019 Oh, uh... 1171 01:04:14,021 --> 01:04:17,122 Don't you want to get your family heirloom thingy? 1172 01:04:17,921 --> 01:04:19,687 Oh. Right. 1173 01:04:25,056 --> 01:04:27,220 (CHUCKLES) Got it. 1174 01:04:27,222 --> 01:04:28,554 (RUMBLING) 1175 01:04:53,788 --> 01:04:56,019 (BOTH PANTING) 1176 01:04:56,021 --> 01:04:58,019 - Mmm. - (CHUCKLING) 1177 01:04:58,021 --> 01:04:59,852 Oh, here, let me get that for you. 1178 01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:02,187 (DRACULA AND ERICKA CHUCKLING) 1179 01:05:02,189 --> 01:05:03,289 Dad! 1180 01:05:04,587 --> 01:05:06,486 Mavis! 1181 01:05:06,488 --> 01:05:08,187 What are you doing to my father? 1182 01:05:08,189 --> 01:05:10,254 ERICKA: Wait! Whoa. Whoa! 1183 01:05:10,256 --> 01:05:12,354 Mavis, stop! Put her down! 1184 01:05:12,356 --> 01:05:15,719 No! She's trying to hurt you. Why can't you see that? 1185 01:05:15,721 --> 01:05:17,220 (GROANING) 1186 01:05:17,222 --> 01:05:20,054 Because I... 1187 01:05:20,056 --> 01:05:22,354 Because I Zinged. 1188 01:05:22,356 --> 01:05:23,652 - (ERICKA GRUNTS) - What? 1189 01:05:23,654 --> 01:05:26,389 I Zinged with Ericka. 1190 01:05:27,621 --> 01:05:29,719 No, that can't be true. 1191 01:05:29,721 --> 01:05:31,287 You only Zing once. 1192 01:05:31,289 --> 01:05:34,220 That's what I thought, too. 1193 01:05:34,222 --> 01:05:36,685 "Zing"? What's a Zing? 1194 01:05:36,687 --> 01:05:40,354 Uh, well, it's a thing for monsters. 1195 01:05:40,356 --> 01:05:43,154 It's kind of like our "love at first sight." 1196 01:05:43,156 --> 01:05:45,886 What? No. No, no, no. 1197 01:05:45,888 --> 01:05:48,320 - You don't even know me. - Well, not yet. 1198 01:05:48,322 --> 01:05:50,685 - But we're just... - No, you don't understand. 1199 01:05:50,687 --> 01:05:52,354 I can't be with you. 1200 01:05:52,356 --> 01:05:55,287 I could never be with someone like you. 1201 01:05:55,289 --> 01:05:56,422 I could never be with 1202 01:05:57,356 --> 01:05:58,455 a monster. 1203 01:06:09,156 --> 01:06:11,852 Dad, I'm so sorry. 1204 01:06:11,854 --> 01:06:13,587 - I... - It doesn't matter. 1205 01:06:16,021 --> 01:06:17,621 You heard what she said. 1206 01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:27,122 But a Zing never lies. 1207 01:06:41,488 --> 01:06:43,422 Ha! You got it! (CHUCKLES) 1208 01:06:44,554 --> 01:06:45,854 Yes. 1209 01:06:48,388 --> 01:06:50,187 (LAUGHING) 1210 01:06:50,189 --> 01:06:52,786 Now that we have the instrument of destruction, 1211 01:06:52,788 --> 01:06:55,685 our family legacy will be fulfilled. 1212 01:06:55,687 --> 01:07:00,320 But first, we'll draw them in with a dance party! 1213 01:07:00,322 --> 01:07:02,852 I love to dance. 1214 01:07:02,854 --> 01:07:05,056 - (OLD-TIMEY MUSIC PLAYING) - (LAUGHING) 1215 01:07:16,854 --> 01:07:18,552 EUNICE: Frank, could you zip me up? 1216 01:07:18,554 --> 01:07:20,852 We're gonna be late. (GASPS) 1217 01:07:20,854 --> 01:07:22,685 Where did you get those? 1218 01:07:22,687 --> 01:07:24,886 Uh, see, (STAMMERS) here's the funny thing. 1219 01:07:24,888 --> 01:07:27,752 I lost my hands gambling, but... It's no big deal! 1220 01:07:27,754 --> 01:07:29,852 Look, I got these from the seafood buffet. 1221 01:07:29,854 --> 01:07:32,319 Look at this. Clickety-click, click, clack, clack, click, click. 1222 01:07:32,321 --> 01:07:34,355 I kind of like 'em. I like 'em. 1223 01:07:40,621 --> 01:07:42,120 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm. 1224 01:07:42,122 --> 01:07:43,852 Mmm. Mmm. 1225 01:07:43,854 --> 01:07:45,021 A-ha! 1226 01:07:53,122 --> 01:07:54,453 (GASPS) 1227 01:07:54,455 --> 01:07:56,422 (SOBS, SQUEALING) 1228 01:08:00,355 --> 01:08:02,220 (SQUEAKING) 1229 01:08:02,222 --> 01:08:03,921 (BOTH SQUEAKING EXCITEDLY) 1230 01:08:08,554 --> 01:08:10,220 Ah, I guess the party's this way. 1231 01:08:10,222 --> 01:08:11,222 Whoo! 1232 01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:13,754 Whoa! 1233 01:08:15,522 --> 01:08:17,222 (EXCITED CHATTER) 1234 01:08:20,721 --> 01:08:22,089 (GASPS) 1235 01:08:23,189 --> 01:08:24,189 Wow. 1236 01:08:26,687 --> 01:08:29,585 Let's get this party started right! 1237 01:08:29,587 --> 01:08:30,852 - Whoo-hoo! - All right! 1238 01:08:30,854 --> 01:08:31,754 - (ALL GASP) - MONSTER: What? 1239 01:08:33,388 --> 01:08:34,986 EUNICE: Huh? 1240 01:08:34,988 --> 01:08:37,852 I thought they said the party was this way. 1241 01:08:37,854 --> 01:08:40,587 (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE) 1242 01:08:49,222 --> 01:08:51,255 (MUSIC GROWING LOUDER) 1243 01:09:04,056 --> 01:09:06,420 DJ in a clamshell? 1244 01:09:06,422 --> 01:09:08,919 (GASPS) I'm so jealous. 1245 01:09:08,921 --> 01:09:11,388 - (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) - (RUMBLING) 1246 01:09:23,554 --> 01:09:24,852 (SPOTLIGHTS WHOOSHING) 1247 01:09:24,854 --> 01:09:26,288 (ALL CHEERING) 1248 01:09:29,888 --> 01:09:30,888 (ALL WHOOPING) 1249 01:09:35,388 --> 01:09:36,888 (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1250 01:09:40,156 --> 01:09:41,522 (WHOOPING) 1251 01:09:46,721 --> 01:09:49,355 (CRYSTAL AND GRIFFIN LAUGHING, WHOOPING) 1252 01:09:55,554 --> 01:09:59,520 I can't believe my dad Zinged with someone who's trying to kill him. 1253 01:09:59,522 --> 01:10:02,186 Yeah, the Zing makes you do crazy things. 1254 01:10:02,188 --> 01:10:04,453 Really, Johnny? 1255 01:10:04,455 --> 01:10:08,752 What's most important to understand is that love is an infinite enigma 1256 01:10:08,754 --> 01:10:11,253 that is beyond our understanding. 1257 01:10:11,255 --> 01:10:14,552 You and I were two halves, a world apart. 1258 01:10:14,554 --> 01:10:17,585 But then we followed the strands of destiny 1259 01:10:17,587 --> 01:10:19,319 and were brought together. 1260 01:10:19,321 --> 01:10:22,486 And our halves made one whole. 1261 01:10:22,488 --> 01:10:24,520 But what if she and he... 1262 01:10:24,522 --> 01:10:27,986 You must release all the negativity and look within. 1263 01:10:27,988 --> 01:10:30,021 Your bond is unbreakable. 1264 01:10:32,188 --> 01:10:34,253 You're right, honey. Wow. 1265 01:10:34,255 --> 01:10:35,652 Thanks. 1266 01:10:35,654 --> 01:10:38,120 Whoa, you sounded pretty smart, Dad. 1267 01:10:38,122 --> 01:10:40,186 Oh, that? Yeah, it was just the philosophy 1268 01:10:40,188 --> 01:10:42,886 of Sifu Sing from my favorite TV show when I was a kid, 1269 01:10:42,888 --> 01:10:44,619 Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master. 1270 01:10:44,621 --> 01:10:46,219 Anyways, let's get back to dancing! 1271 01:10:46,221 --> 01:10:47,355 Cool. 1272 01:10:51,554 --> 01:10:54,019 Dad? You have to talk to Ericka. 1273 01:10:54,021 --> 01:10:55,520 - What? - I know. 1274 01:10:55,522 --> 01:10:56,952 I know what I said before, 1275 01:10:56,954 --> 01:10:59,786 but maybe I overreacted a teensy bit. 1276 01:10:59,788 --> 01:11:02,019 It's just the thought of losing you. 1277 01:11:02,021 --> 01:11:05,186 What? What are you talking about, losing me? 1278 01:11:05,188 --> 01:11:07,353 Well, obviously, after you get married, 1279 01:11:07,355 --> 01:11:09,186 you're gonna live on the ship and travel around the world... 1280 01:11:09,188 --> 01:11:11,819 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, Mavis. 1281 01:11:11,821 --> 01:11:14,253 There are two things I can promise you. 1282 01:11:14,255 --> 01:11:19,886 One, nothing can ever take me from you and all my family. 1283 01:11:19,888 --> 01:11:23,021 Two, I will never live on a boat. 1284 01:11:25,654 --> 01:11:28,219 You're my cute little tarantula. 1285 01:11:28,221 --> 01:11:30,386 How could I ever leave you? 1286 01:11:30,388 --> 01:11:32,386 Now, seriously, go talk to her. 1287 01:11:32,388 --> 01:11:34,652 I can't. You heard what she said, 1288 01:11:34,654 --> 01:11:37,520 she could never be with someone like me. 1289 01:11:37,522 --> 01:11:39,685 No, Dad. You're just a half, 1290 01:11:39,687 --> 01:11:43,319 and you have to follow your destiny to find an infinite whole. 1291 01:11:43,321 --> 01:11:45,386 You sound like Johnny. 1292 01:11:45,388 --> 01:11:47,986 Point is, you can't deny a Zing. 1293 01:11:47,988 --> 01:11:50,552 Monster, human, unicorn... 1294 01:11:50,554 --> 01:11:51,754 It doesn't matter. 1295 01:11:52,621 --> 01:11:54,721 So go to her! Now! 1296 01:11:56,388 --> 01:11:57,852 Okay. I'm on it. 1297 01:11:57,854 --> 01:11:59,486 (MUSIC STOPS) 1298 01:11:59,488 --> 01:12:00,886 DJ: Hey, man, you're not allowed up here. 1299 01:12:00,888 --> 01:12:03,520 The DJ booth is a sacred space. (SCREAMS) 1300 01:12:03,522 --> 01:12:04,754 - (THUDS) - (DJ GROANS) 1301 01:12:06,654 --> 01:12:08,520 (ALL GASP) 1302 01:12:08,522 --> 01:12:10,520 (GROWLS, BARKING) 1303 01:12:10,522 --> 01:12:12,520 No. Tinkles, quiet. 1304 01:12:12,522 --> 01:12:13,986 Who is this? 1305 01:12:13,988 --> 01:12:18,886 Ha! I know you recognize me, your greatest rival. 1306 01:12:18,888 --> 01:12:21,319 Hmm. Oh, right. 1307 01:12:21,321 --> 01:12:24,420 You own that Holiday Inn down by the airport. 1308 01:12:24,422 --> 01:12:29,253 No! It is I, Abraham Van Helsing. 1309 01:12:29,255 --> 01:12:30,552 Van Helsing? 1310 01:12:30,554 --> 01:12:32,420 After all these years? 1311 01:12:32,422 --> 01:12:34,255 You look awful. 1312 01:12:35,554 --> 01:12:38,520 Always with the quick insults. 1313 01:12:38,522 --> 01:12:40,919 Well, this will shut you up. 1314 01:12:40,921 --> 01:12:42,852 And all monsters. 1315 01:12:42,854 --> 01:12:46,852 Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's family heirloom thingy. 1316 01:12:46,854 --> 01:12:49,520 (EVIL CHUCKLE) Good one, Ericka. 1317 01:12:49,522 --> 01:12:50,786 Ericka? 1318 01:12:50,788 --> 01:12:52,353 You fool. 1319 01:12:52,355 --> 01:12:55,186 Not only is she the ship's captain, 1320 01:12:55,188 --> 01:12:57,086 but she also happens to be... 1321 01:12:57,088 --> 01:12:58,422 (SNICKERING) 1322 01:12:59,488 --> 01:13:01,721 Wait. You tell him. 1323 01:13:03,522 --> 01:13:06,088 I'm his great-granddaughter. 1324 01:13:07,522 --> 01:13:10,186 I'm Ericka Van Helsing. 1325 01:13:10,188 --> 01:13:13,186 (GASPS) I knew there was something wrong with her. 1326 01:13:13,188 --> 01:13:14,552 But... 1327 01:13:14,554 --> 01:13:17,253 (STAMMERS) See, what happened... 1328 01:13:17,255 --> 01:13:19,319 Now that we're all caught up, 1329 01:13:19,321 --> 01:13:22,086 let's get back to the dying. 1330 01:13:22,088 --> 01:13:27,585 Behold, the key to the demise of all monsters. 1331 01:13:27,587 --> 01:13:28,587 (ALL GASP) 1332 01:13:30,388 --> 01:13:31,587 (ALL GASP) 1333 01:13:32,754 --> 01:13:34,255 (SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY) 1334 01:13:37,654 --> 01:13:38,719 (CRACKS KNUCKLES) 1335 01:13:38,721 --> 01:13:39,985 (GROANS) 1336 01:13:39,987 --> 01:13:41,353 Let's see. 1337 01:13:41,355 --> 01:13:43,886 Right... Okay. 1338 01:13:43,888 --> 01:13:46,488 (PLAYING ELECTRONIC, SYNCOPATED RIFF) 1339 01:13:47,355 --> 01:13:49,186 Listen to the melody 1340 01:13:49,188 --> 01:13:50,921 of your destruction. 1341 01:13:54,554 --> 01:13:56,619 Ooh, what's this little doodad do? 1342 01:13:56,621 --> 01:13:58,186 (TURNS UP BASS) 1343 01:13:58,188 --> 01:13:59,422 Yeah! 1344 01:14:07,888 --> 01:14:11,186 (SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES IN DISTANCE) 1345 01:14:11,188 --> 01:14:13,587 (EYES MATCHING SYNCOPATED RHYTHM) 1346 01:14:16,754 --> 01:14:18,920 (DEEP RUMBLING) 1347 01:14:21,687 --> 01:14:24,055 Hey, look! It's the Kraken. 1348 01:14:26,321 --> 01:14:28,355 (ROARS) 1349 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:33,920 (MUSIC STOPS) 1350 01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:38,852 - (RESUMES SYNCOPATED RIFF) - (BABBLING ROAR) 1351 01:14:38,854 --> 01:14:40,020 Everybody out! Now! 1352 01:14:52,355 --> 01:14:54,719 We're trapped! Everybody back! 1353 01:14:54,721 --> 01:14:56,088 (PANICKED SCREAMS) 1354 01:14:57,455 --> 01:14:58,951 (BABBLING GROWL) 1355 01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:01,155 - (GRIFFIN GASPS) - (YELLS) 1356 01:15:08,288 --> 01:15:09,654 (GROWLING) 1357 01:15:11,355 --> 01:15:12,453 (CACKLES) 1358 01:15:12,455 --> 01:15:14,155 (WINNIE SCREAMS) 1359 01:15:16,155 --> 01:15:18,055 - (TINKLES GROWLING) - BOTH: Yay! 1360 01:15:19,887 --> 01:15:21,621 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1361 01:15:25,587 --> 01:15:27,053 Baby! 1362 01:15:27,055 --> 01:15:28,552 Papa! 1363 01:15:28,554 --> 01:15:30,020 (SQUEAKY GRUNTING) 1364 01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:40,621 This has to stop now! 1365 01:15:41,821 --> 01:15:42,885 Drac, no! 1366 01:15:42,887 --> 01:15:43,887 Ah! 1367 01:15:45,221 --> 01:15:46,221 (YELLS) 1368 01:15:47,221 --> 01:15:48,422 (STRAINED GRUNTING) 1369 01:15:55,687 --> 01:15:56,786 (SCREAMS) 1370 01:15:56,788 --> 01:15:58,018 Dad! 1371 01:15:58,020 --> 01:15:59,386 (GRUNTS) 1372 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:00,885 Mavis! 1373 01:16:00,887 --> 01:16:03,820 Time for the immortal Dracula to die. 1374 01:16:05,554 --> 01:16:07,754 (PLAYING DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 1375 01:16:14,654 --> 01:16:15,719 Dad! 1376 01:16:15,721 --> 01:16:17,587 (STRAINED YELLING) 1377 01:16:22,155 --> 01:16:23,121 No! 1378 01:16:24,554 --> 01:16:25,621 Ericka! 1379 01:16:26,721 --> 01:16:28,121 (GRUNTING) 1380 01:16:29,887 --> 01:16:31,486 Bob! Help! 1381 01:16:31,488 --> 01:16:32,455 Huh? 1382 01:16:35,721 --> 01:16:36,885 Tinkles? 1383 01:16:36,887 --> 01:16:38,520 Dennis. 1384 01:16:38,522 --> 01:16:40,719 Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles? 1385 01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:42,219 How did he get here? 1386 01:16:42,221 --> 01:16:44,121 But thank goodness he did, 'cause look! 1387 01:16:50,020 --> 01:16:51,887 (THE KRAKEN GROWLING) 1388 01:17:02,721 --> 01:17:04,155 (BELLOWING) 1389 01:17:25,088 --> 01:17:26,420 You can't do this! 1390 01:17:26,422 --> 01:17:28,221 You're wrong about monsters! 1391 01:17:29,422 --> 01:17:32,386 Dracula... He saved my life. 1392 01:17:32,388 --> 01:17:33,552 What? 1393 01:17:33,554 --> 01:17:35,420 I'm so sorry, Drac. 1394 01:17:35,422 --> 01:17:37,751 I was trying to kill you this whole time, 1395 01:17:37,753 --> 01:17:40,486 but then I realized how wrong I was. 1396 01:17:40,488 --> 01:17:42,522 How wrong all of this is. 1397 01:17:43,887 --> 01:17:45,718 And then I... 1398 01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:46,787 I Zinged. 1399 01:17:48,321 --> 01:17:50,219 "Zing"? What's a Zing? 1400 01:17:50,221 --> 01:17:51,552 It's a monster thing. 1401 01:17:51,554 --> 01:17:53,319 You wouldn't understand. 1402 01:17:53,321 --> 01:17:55,751 It's like true love. 1403 01:17:55,753 --> 01:17:56,885 Love? 1404 01:17:56,887 --> 01:17:58,088 (GROWLING) 1405 01:18:00,355 --> 01:18:03,053 Well, I guess the legacy ends with me. 1406 01:18:03,055 --> 01:18:04,985 Hmm, that's an awkward ending. (CHUCKLES) 1407 01:18:04,987 --> 01:18:06,086 ERICKA: Nope! 1408 01:18:06,088 --> 01:18:08,753 It's time to start a new legacy. 1409 01:18:09,820 --> 01:18:12,388 A monster-human legacy. 1410 01:18:13,488 --> 01:18:14,885 No! 1411 01:18:14,887 --> 01:18:16,720 (PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT) 1412 01:18:21,188 --> 01:18:25,119 Drac! Van Helsing's beats are controlling the giant octopus thingy. 1413 01:18:25,121 --> 01:18:29,119 If there's one thing I hate, it's an evil DJ. 1414 01:18:29,121 --> 01:18:31,753 We need positive energy! 1415 01:18:38,188 --> 01:18:41,651 Get ready for a DJ battle! 1416 01:18:41,653 --> 01:18:44,319 You just carry all that stuff around with you? 1417 01:18:44,321 --> 01:18:47,552 Once a bar mitzvah DJ, always a bar mitzvah DJ. 1418 01:18:47,554 --> 01:18:51,386 We're gonna use good music to defeat his evil music. 1419 01:18:51,388 --> 01:18:53,951 - What? - Trust me, I know the tunes, 1420 01:18:53,953 --> 01:18:55,818 but you've got the power. 1421 01:18:55,820 --> 01:18:57,851 All right. Okay. 1422 01:18:57,853 --> 01:19:01,186 Opening song needs to be off the shizak. 1423 01:19:01,188 --> 01:19:03,321 Ooh, got it. Play this! (GIGGLES) 1424 01:19:04,787 --> 01:19:06,818 (GOOD VIBRATIONS PLAYING) 1425 01:19:06,820 --> 01:19:08,885 d I'm picking up good vibrations 1426 01:19:08,887 --> 01:19:09,985 (WHOOPING) 1427 01:19:09,987 --> 01:19:12,684 d She's giving me excitations 1428 01:19:12,686 --> 01:19:15,053 - d Good - d I'm picking up 1429 01:19:15,055 --> 01:19:16,785 d Good vibrations 1430 01:19:16,787 --> 01:19:18,386 d She's giving me 1431 01:19:18,388 --> 01:19:19,851 d Excitations 1432 01:19:19,853 --> 01:19:21,651 d Good, good, good 1433 01:19:21,653 --> 01:19:23,119 - d Good vibrations - (ALL CHEERING) 1434 01:19:23,121 --> 01:19:24,353 d She's giving me... 1435 01:19:24,355 --> 01:19:26,186 What is that noise? 1436 01:19:26,188 --> 01:19:28,985 d I'm picking up good vibrations 1437 01:19:28,987 --> 01:19:30,651 d She's giving me excitations 1438 01:19:30,653 --> 01:19:32,153 Wow! I like this one. 1439 01:19:32,155 --> 01:19:33,918 This feels good. 1440 01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:36,018 - d Good vibrations d - (LAUGHING) 1441 01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:38,053 The fool. 1442 01:19:38,055 --> 01:19:40,188 - (GOOD VIBRATIONS FADES) - (PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT) 1443 01:19:59,196 --> 01:20:01,363 - (BABBLING) - (ALL SCREAMING) 1444 01:20:04,030 --> 01:20:05,030 (GASPS) 1445 01:20:17,296 --> 01:20:20,028 Whoa! His music is too powerful! 1446 01:20:20,030 --> 01:20:22,461 We're gonna need something even more positive. 1447 01:20:22,463 --> 01:20:23,529 Now, Drac! 1448 01:20:25,695 --> 01:20:27,928 (INTRO TO DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY PLAYING) 1449 01:20:32,063 --> 01:20:33,862 d So don't worry 1450 01:20:35,463 --> 01:20:36,726 d Be happy 1451 01:20:36,728 --> 01:20:38,061 d Don't worry 1452 01:20:38,063 --> 01:20:40,659 - Really? - It has a nice message. 1453 01:20:40,661 --> 01:20:44,361 d Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 1454 01:20:44,363 --> 01:20:45,960 d Don't worry 1455 01:20:45,962 --> 01:20:47,593 d Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 1456 01:20:47,595 --> 01:20:48,993 d Be happy 1457 01:20:48,995 --> 01:20:50,593 d Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... d 1458 01:20:50,595 --> 01:20:53,294 I've had enough of this nonsense! 1459 01:20:53,296 --> 01:20:55,795 (PLAYING POUNDING, SYNCOPATED RIFF) 1460 01:20:56,497 --> 01:20:57,962 (LOW GROWL) 1461 01:21:02,928 --> 01:21:04,363 (RUMBLING) 1462 01:21:08,363 --> 01:21:10,593 (ALL SCREAMING) 1463 01:21:10,595 --> 01:21:13,230 (SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES) 1464 01:21:13,995 --> 01:21:16,161 (GROWLING) 1465 01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:19,294 Johnny, we need the most brain-dominating, 1466 01:21:19,296 --> 01:21:22,860 toe-tappinating song in the history of all the universe. 1467 01:21:22,862 --> 01:21:24,130 (GROWLING) 1468 01:21:26,463 --> 01:21:28,962 JONATHAN: Come on. Where is it? 1469 01:21:31,163 --> 01:21:33,194 I don't know! 1470 01:21:33,196 --> 01:21:34,993 There's too many choices. 1471 01:21:34,995 --> 01:21:37,860 (ELECTRONIC, SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES) 1472 01:21:37,862 --> 01:21:39,659 No, wait! 1473 01:21:39,661 --> 01:21:42,296 This is it. 1474 01:21:45,096 --> 01:21:46,494 (SYNCOPATED RIFF STOPS) 1475 01:21:46,496 --> 01:21:49,728 (INTRO TO MACARENA PLAYING FAINTLY) 1476 01:21:54,995 --> 01:21:56,693 What the... 1477 01:21:56,695 --> 01:21:58,728 (MUSIC GROWING LOUDER) 1478 01:22:10,862 --> 01:22:12,695 Boy, that stinks. 1479 01:22:18,895 --> 01:22:21,294 It's working! 1480 01:22:21,296 --> 01:22:23,363 (MACARENA CONTINUES) 1481 01:22:27,995 --> 01:22:32,960 Hey, Johnny's corny music is defeating the evil music. 1482 01:22:32,962 --> 01:22:34,494 I kind of like it. 1483 01:22:34,496 --> 01:22:36,163 WITCHES: Ooh! 1484 01:22:39,363 --> 01:22:40,928 (VLAD SINGS ALONG) 1485 01:22:42,528 --> 01:22:44,361 (SCREAMS) 1486 01:22:44,363 --> 01:22:45,762 - (MACARENA CONTINUES) - (PLAYING SYNCOPATED RIFF) 1487 01:22:47,862 --> 01:22:49,962 (MACARENA DROWNING OUT SYNCOPATED RIFF) 1488 01:22:52,263 --> 01:22:54,528 (DANCING TO THE TUNE OF MACARENA) 1489 01:22:56,762 --> 01:22:58,960 No! 1490 01:22:58,962 --> 01:23:01,196 - (MACARENA BEAT CONTINUES) - (HAPPY SHOUTS) 1491 01:23:18,628 --> 01:23:21,161 Argh! Ahhh! Whoo! 1492 01:23:21,163 --> 01:23:24,196 I'm a slave to the rhythm! 1493 01:23:26,030 --> 01:23:29,360 (SCREAMING ALONG TO MACARENA) 1494 01:23:29,362 --> 01:23:30,460 (SONG STOPS) 1495 01:23:30,462 --> 01:23:31,462 No! 1496 01:23:33,928 --> 01:23:35,826 Drac, what are you doing? 1497 01:23:35,828 --> 01:23:37,695 You got to be greater than the haters! 1498 01:23:38,496 --> 01:23:40,862 (SCREAMING) 1499 01:23:41,862 --> 01:23:43,528 - (WINGS FLAPPING) - Huh? 1500 01:23:53,695 --> 01:23:54,793 Why? 1501 01:23:54,795 --> 01:23:57,659 Why, after everything, 1502 01:23:57,661 --> 01:23:59,826 would you save my life? 1503 01:23:59,828 --> 01:24:03,360 Because basically we are all the same. 1504 01:24:03,362 --> 01:24:06,726 Claws or hands, two eyes or three eyes. 1505 01:24:06,728 --> 01:24:08,793 - Green skin. - No skin. 1506 01:24:08,795 --> 01:24:10,294 - Prickly. - Brainy. 1507 01:24:10,296 --> 01:24:11,263 (BARKS) 1508 01:24:13,296 --> 01:24:15,230 (STAMMERS SOFTLY) 1509 01:24:15,995 --> 01:24:17,362 I'm sorry. 1510 01:24:19,063 --> 01:24:20,496 (MUFFLED YELLING) 1511 01:24:24,196 --> 01:24:26,293 Ew. (EXHALES) 1512 01:24:26,295 --> 01:24:28,362 You are amazing. 1513 01:24:39,163 --> 01:24:41,595 Look at me, Dennis. Look at me. 1514 01:24:42,995 --> 01:24:45,693 Come on, you can't deny it. 1515 01:24:45,695 --> 01:24:47,762 No! I'm too young to Zing! 1516 01:24:52,728 --> 01:24:54,926 Well, I feel kind of silly now. 1517 01:24:54,928 --> 01:24:58,760 Heh. For decades I have hunted your kind, 1518 01:24:58,762 --> 01:25:00,494 persecuted you. 1519 01:25:00,496 --> 01:25:02,030 (DISGRUNTLED CHATTER) 1520 01:25:03,528 --> 01:25:06,528 The only thing I can do to make it up to you is 1521 01:25:07,828 --> 01:25:09,194 give you 1522 01:25:09,196 --> 01:25:10,526 (STAMMERS) 1523 01:25:10,528 --> 01:25:12,526 a 30% refund. 1524 01:25:12,528 --> 01:25:14,828 - (ANGRY CHATTER) - Preposterous! 1525 01:25:16,362 --> 01:25:18,161 Oh, all right. 1526 01:25:18,163 --> 01:25:19,427 Full refund. 1527 01:25:19,429 --> 01:25:21,396 (ALL CHEERING) 1528 01:25:30,362 --> 01:25:33,028 (TIRED GROANS AND CHATTER) 1529 01:25:33,030 --> 01:25:35,028 (PANTING) 1530 01:25:35,030 --> 01:25:36,030 (SCREECHING) 1531 01:25:40,096 --> 01:25:41,628 (SNIFFING) 1532 01:25:43,695 --> 01:25:45,926 - (GROWLING) - (HIGH-PITCHED YIPPING) 1533 01:25:45,928 --> 01:25:47,063 (TINKLES YIPPING) 1534 01:25:47,962 --> 01:25:49,860 (PUPPIES BARKING) 1535 01:25:49,862 --> 01:25:52,793 GRIFFIN: Wayne, Wanda, what happened to you guys? 1536 01:25:52,795 --> 01:25:55,460 CRYSTAL: Yeah, we, like, hardly saw you on the cruise. 1537 01:25:55,462 --> 01:25:57,626 Yeah, I know. 1538 01:25:57,628 --> 01:25:59,659 We got tranquilized and spent most of the trip locked in a closet. 1539 01:25:59,661 --> 01:26:02,496 (SIGHS) We're gonna book it again for the holidays. 1540 01:26:08,496 --> 01:26:09,860 Hi. Checking in? 1541 01:26:09,862 --> 01:26:11,893 Yes. Thank you. 1542 01:26:11,895 --> 01:26:13,862 - Great. I have a room all ready for you. - (ERICKA AND DRACULA GIGGLING) 1543 01:26:15,528 --> 01:26:17,860 Hey, buddy, would you mind? 1544 01:26:17,862 --> 01:26:18,995 - Sure thing, pal. - (ERICKA LAUGHS) 1545 01:26:22,995 --> 01:26:23,995 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 1546 01:26:27,795 --> 01:26:29,429 (DRACULA GIGGLING) 1547 01:26:33,163 --> 01:26:35,193 (LAUGHING) 1548 01:26:35,195 --> 01:26:39,028 Okay, what's going on, sneaky pants? 1549 01:26:39,030 --> 01:26:40,993 Oh, nothing. 1550 01:26:40,995 --> 01:26:44,928 It's just, I wanted to make sure nobody would bother us. 1551 01:26:45,728 --> 01:26:47,526 Oh! Why? 1552 01:26:47,528 --> 01:26:50,028 Are you going to suck-a my blood? Bleh, bleh-bleh. 1553 01:26:50,030 --> 01:26:51,329 (CHUCKLES) 1554 01:26:51,962 --> 01:26:53,726 No. 1555 01:26:53,728 --> 01:26:56,526 I was going to ask you 1556 01:26:56,528 --> 01:26:58,130 if you would marry me. 1557 01:26:59,362 --> 01:27:00,960 (INQUISITIVE GRUNT) 1558 01:27:00,962 --> 01:27:02,195 (GASPS) 1559 01:27:03,162 --> 01:27:05,327 Well? What do you say? 1560 01:27:05,329 --> 01:27:06,728 Will you marry me? 1561 01:27:10,496 --> 01:27:12,661 (STAMMERS) I... I... 1562 01:27:13,595 --> 01:27:15,063 Woobee deeba doobee? 1563 01:27:16,995 --> 01:27:18,129 Wha... 1564 01:27:20,362 --> 01:27:22,728 I mean, I... woobee doobeedee? 1565 01:27:25,362 --> 01:27:26,760 (GROANS) 1566 01:27:26,762 --> 01:27:28,462 MONSTERS: What did she say? 1567 01:27:29,695 --> 01:27:31,628 Uh... I'm not sure. 1568 01:27:34,862 --> 01:27:36,293 Yes! 1569 01:27:36,295 --> 01:27:37,295 (GASPS) 1570 01:27:39,030 --> 01:27:40,728 Whee! 1571 01:27:44,295 --> 01:27:46,327 (CHEERING, WHOOPING) 1572 01:27:46,329 --> 01:27:47,995 - d I see love - (GREMLIN CACKLING) 1573 01:27:49,329 --> 01:27:50,427 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1574 01:27:50,429 --> 01:27:53,427 d I see love around me 1575 01:27:53,429 --> 01:27:54,485 d From a ri... 1576 01:27:54,487 --> 01:27:59,487 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1577 01:28:02,487 --> 01:28:06,487 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 106549

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