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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:17,200 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:39,994 --> 00:00:41,994 Budapest. 3 00:00:41,996 --> 00:00:44,330 The next stop's Budapest. 4 00:00:44,332 --> 00:00:46,333 Budapest is the next stop. 5 00:00:46,335 --> 00:00:48,334 Budapest. 6 00:00:48,336 --> 00:00:50,037 Tickets, ladies. 7 00:00:50,039 --> 00:00:51,907 Oop, here you go. 8 00:00:51,909 --> 00:00:53,441 - Here's mine. - And mine. 9 00:00:53,443 --> 00:00:55,112 - Mine, too! - Here you go! 10 00:00:57,449 --> 00:01:00,750 Thank you, young man. 11 00:01:00,752 --> 00:01:02,485 Man, I hate wearing disguises. 12 00:01:02,487 --> 00:01:05,121 These heels are killing me. 13 00:01:05,123 --> 00:01:06,457 Okay, take it down a notch. 14 00:01:06,459 --> 00:01:08,091 We don't want to alarm the humans. 15 00:01:09,395 --> 00:01:11,830 Psst. Drac. 16 00:01:11,832 --> 00:01:14,298 I'm about to und freak out! 17 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:16,137 You're a nice kitty. 18 00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:18,771 I'm und kitty-cat. 19 00:01:18,773 --> 00:01:20,709 Meow. Meow! 20 00:01:27,449 --> 00:01:29,950 Oh, no, not this clown again. 21 00:01:29,952 --> 00:01:32,353 Good evening, travelers. 22 00:01:32,355 --> 00:01:35,923 I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. 23 00:01:35,925 --> 00:01:39,094 Yes. One of the Van Helsings. 24 00:01:39,096 --> 00:01:42,499 For centuries, my family has protected humanity 25 00:01:42,501 --> 00:01:45,068 from the evils of monsters. 26 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:47,337 So you can believe me when I tell you, 27 00:01:47,339 --> 00:01:50,107 there are monsters hiding amongst you! 28 00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:53,144 But fear not, 29 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:56,983 for I am a professional, and I know how to flush out 30 00:01:56,985 --> 00:02:00,987 these beasts and bring them into the light! 31 00:02:00,989 --> 00:02:02,488 Fire bad! 32 00:02:28,253 --> 00:02:29,455 Whoa! 33 00:02:35,228 --> 00:02:36,361 Sorry, guys. 34 00:02:47,909 --> 00:02:50,477 Finally! First I kill Dracula, 35 00:02:50,479 --> 00:02:53,480 and then the rest of the monsters! 36 00:02:53,482 --> 00:02:55,317 Why do you keep doing this? 37 00:02:55,319 --> 00:02:58,254 Your dad, your grandfather, your great-great-granny... 38 00:02:58,256 --> 00:03:00,223 I defeated them all. 39 00:03:00,225 --> 00:03:03,893 When will you Van Helsings ever learn to let go of the hate? 40 00:03:03,895 --> 00:03:07,597 Never! Because you, monster, are a... 41 00:03:07,599 --> 00:03:09,434 Eh, squeak, squeak. 42 00:03:09,436 --> 00:03:10,969 What? A mouse? 43 00:03:10,971 --> 00:03:13,270 Ahhh! 44 00:03:13,272 --> 00:03:16,542 You can't run from me, Prince of Darkness! 45 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:19,345 I will hunt you for all eternity! 46 00:03:21,516 --> 00:03:26,186 I swear I will never rest until I destroy you... 47 00:03:26,188 --> 00:03:27,288 And... 48 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:28,489 Every... 49 00:03:28,491 --> 00:03:29,657 Other... 50 00:03:29,659 --> 00:03:31,092 Monster... Ow! 51 00:03:31,094 --> 00:03:32,659 If it's the last thing... 52 00:03:32,661 --> 00:03:33,996 I... 53 00:03:33,998 --> 00:03:34,997 Ever... 54 00:03:34,999 --> 00:03:36,300 Do! 55 00:03:40,138 --> 00:03:42,304 Boy, that guy is annoying. 56 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,406 Maybe one day there will be a place 57 00:03:44,408 --> 00:03:47,210 where monsters can go to get away from it all, 58 00:03:47,212 --> 00:03:48,612 take a vacation. 59 00:03:48,614 --> 00:03:51,348 Who knows, maybe even get married. 60 00:03:51,350 --> 00:03:52,986 Wouldn't that be something? 61 00:04:29,429 --> 00:04:31,298 Hmm? 62 00:04:38,037 --> 00:04:39,538 It's okay. 63 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,641 Oh, when is this thing starting? 64 00:04:41,643 --> 00:04:44,110 Aw, you made them cry, Wayne. 65 00:04:44,112 --> 00:04:46,680 All except this little one. Coochie-coochie... 66 00:04:46,682 --> 00:04:48,716 That's Sunny. She doesn't cry. 67 00:04:50,151 --> 00:04:51,987 She bites. 68 00:04:51,989 --> 00:04:54,556 This is a very special moment, Carl. 69 00:04:54,558 --> 00:04:59,965 Any second, your beautiful bride is going to walk right down the aisle. 70 00:05:01,598 --> 00:05:03,766 Oh, no, Drac, she's not coming. 71 00:05:03,768 --> 00:05:05,535 Oh, don't worry. 72 00:05:05,537 --> 00:05:10,208 Mavis is with her. I'm sure everything is under control. 73 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,744 Mavey, is everything under control? 74 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:15,513 Um, yep, just a slight case of pre-wedding jitters. 75 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:20,220 Ahhh! 76 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,195 Yep, everything is fine here. 77 00:05:29,565 --> 00:05:31,399 Please try to relax, Lucy. 78 00:05:31,401 --> 00:05:33,301 I've taken care of everything. 79 00:05:33,303 --> 00:05:36,237 The wedding is going to be perfect. 80 00:05:36,239 --> 00:05:37,638 It's not that. 81 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,742 Just, how do I know I'm doing the right thing? 82 00:05:43,381 --> 00:05:45,582 I know just how you feel. 83 00:05:45,584 --> 00:05:48,785 The day I married Johnny was the best day of my life, 84 00:05:48,787 --> 00:05:50,587 but I was so nervous. 85 00:05:50,589 --> 00:05:52,490 Not as nervous as I was. 86 00:05:52,492 --> 00:05:55,293 And you should have seen my dad. He was a mess. 87 00:05:55,295 --> 00:05:58,130 I wouldn't get out of my coffin that night. 88 00:05:58,132 --> 00:06:00,132 But he knew it was meant to be. 89 00:06:00,134 --> 00:06:02,267 It doesn't matter where you come from 90 00:06:02,269 --> 00:06:03,836 or how different you are. 91 00:06:03,838 --> 00:06:06,472 A Zing only happens once in your life, 92 00:06:06,474 --> 00:06:08,107 and you have to cherish it. 93 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,447 Aw. 94 00:06:12,449 --> 00:06:14,514 You're right! Thank you! 95 00:06:14,516 --> 00:06:16,652 Okay. All right. Okay. 96 00:06:16,654 --> 00:06:18,556 Oh. Uh... Okay. 97 00:06:21,826 --> 00:06:23,259 I do. 98 00:06:25,429 --> 00:06:26,428 I do. 99 00:06:32,404 --> 00:06:33,872 Do you hear that? 100 00:06:33,874 --> 00:06:35,340 Yes. I thought we locked him in his room. 101 00:06:35,342 --> 00:06:36,508 We did! 102 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:38,678 Whoa! Whoa! 103 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,279 Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa. 104 00:06:40,281 --> 00:06:41,580 - Dennis! - Dennis! 105 00:06:41,582 --> 00:06:43,483 Tinkles was crying, so we let him out. 106 00:06:48,289 --> 00:06:49,359 Ahhh! 107 00:06:52,761 --> 00:06:54,631 Tinkles, sit! 108 00:07:01,873 --> 00:07:04,708 Ah. Whose idea was it to let Dennis have a puppy? 109 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:07,610 Um... Yours? 110 00:07:08,848 --> 00:07:10,150 Right. 111 00:07:10,783 --> 00:07:12,549 Poor Tinkles. 112 00:07:12,551 --> 00:07:14,619 Dennis... 113 00:07:14,621 --> 00:07:17,256 Look, honey, I know you love Tinkles, 114 00:07:17,258 --> 00:07:19,223 but we're not allowed to bring our dogs... 115 00:07:19,225 --> 00:07:22,327 Uh... I mean, our pets everywhere. 116 00:07:22,329 --> 00:07:23,329 Okay? 117 00:07:23,331 --> 00:07:24,697 Okay. 118 00:07:26,769 --> 00:07:29,236 - ♪ I'm in love - ♪ I'm in love with a monster ♪ 119 00:07:29,238 --> 00:07:31,539 DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house. 120 00:07:31,541 --> 00:07:35,610 It's time to welcome the happy couple, Mr. and Mrs. Prickles! 121 00:07:35,612 --> 00:07:38,584 Aw! 122 00:07:40,485 --> 00:07:42,450 The bride and groom invite everyone 123 00:07:42,452 --> 00:07:44,687 to join them on the dance floor. 124 00:07:44,689 --> 00:07:48,357 ♪ Always and forever 125 00:07:48,359 --> 00:07:49,626 Care to dance? 126 00:07:49,628 --> 00:07:52,733 ♪ Each moment with you ♪ 127 00:07:54,601 --> 00:07:55,832 Is that her? 128 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:57,436 Ooh! Watch out now. 129 00:07:57,438 --> 00:07:59,972 She got stitches in all the right places. 130 00:07:59,974 --> 00:08:03,310 Okay, there's no way that is related to you, Frank. 131 00:08:03,312 --> 00:08:04,978 No, she's my right arm's cousin. 132 00:08:06,415 --> 00:08:08,315 Ay! Oh! 133 00:08:08,317 --> 00:08:10,818 - Oh! - Ah! I see it now. 134 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:12,887 Frank wanted me to meet you. 135 00:08:12,889 --> 00:08:16,427 We're arm cousins, twice removed. 136 00:08:17,895 --> 00:08:19,360 Of course. 137 00:08:19,362 --> 00:08:22,966 I'd recognize that bicep anywhere. 138 00:08:22,968 --> 00:08:25,667 He thought, since we're both single, we might hit it off, 139 00:08:25,669 --> 00:08:26,970 maybe go on a date? 140 00:08:26,972 --> 00:08:28,605 "Date"? Oh! 141 00:08:28,607 --> 00:08:30,943 Well, eh, it's just that, eh... 142 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,513 Whoa! 143 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,550 The DJ booth is a sacred space! 144 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,586 I love this song! 145 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:44,023 Don't you? 146 00:08:44,025 --> 00:08:45,425 Dracula? 147 00:08:45,427 --> 00:08:47,361 Oh, where'd he go? 148 00:08:47,363 --> 00:08:49,295 Dracula? 149 00:08:52,601 --> 00:08:54,502 What's the matter, Drac, you didn't like her? 150 00:08:54,504 --> 00:08:56,739 No offense, but you can't be too picky. 151 00:08:56,741 --> 00:08:58,773 You haven't had a date in 100 years. 152 00:08:58,775 --> 00:09:03,346 Look, guys, I appreciate your concern, but it's not up to me. 153 00:09:03,348 --> 00:09:06,615 You only Zing once, and I did. 154 00:09:06,617 --> 00:09:08,551 Times have changed, buddy. 155 00:09:08,553 --> 00:09:10,987 You can even find someone to Zing with on your phone now. 156 00:09:10,989 --> 00:09:12,790 What? Really? 157 00:09:12,792 --> 00:09:14,424 Oh. Oh, no, no, no. 158 00:09:14,426 --> 00:09:16,395 I'm far too busy. 159 00:09:16,397 --> 00:09:20,299 I have Mavis and Dennis and the hotel, and bleh, bleh-bleh. 160 00:09:20,301 --> 00:09:22,567 Um, did you guys hear that? 161 00:09:22,569 --> 00:09:24,570 He actually said, "Bleh, bleh-bleh." 162 00:09:24,572 --> 00:09:26,643 I don't say, "Bleh, bleh-bleh"! 163 00:09:34,517 --> 00:09:37,885 Eh, uh, I'm looking for a Zing. 164 00:09:37,887 --> 00:09:40,790 Okay. Changing phone ring. 165 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:44,627 No, no. I'm looking for a date. 166 00:09:47,398 --> 00:09:48,397 No, no, no. 167 00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:50,468 I want to meet someone. 168 00:09:53,039 --> 00:09:55,373 Are you kidding me right now? 169 00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:58,509 Don't you get it? I want to go on a date! 170 00:09:58,511 --> 00:10:01,046 I'm lonely. 171 00:10:03,118 --> 00:10:05,651 You want baloney. 172 00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:13,394 What? Look at that hair. Come on. 173 00:10:13,396 --> 00:10:14,996 Ah. Too many eyes. 174 00:10:14,998 --> 00:10:16,732 Too few eyes. 175 00:10:16,734 --> 00:10:18,467 Not into tentacles. 176 00:10:18,469 --> 00:10:19,700 "Match found"? 177 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,537 No, no, no! 178 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:22,872 First things first. 179 00:10:22,874 --> 00:10:23,940 Whoa! 180 00:10:23,942 --> 00:10:25,874 I'm not into games. 181 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,845 You'd better have a job, and my cats have to like you. 182 00:10:30,049 --> 00:10:31,581 Oh, no. 183 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,451 Oh, whoa, no. 184 00:10:33,453 --> 00:10:34,452 Dad? 185 00:10:34,454 --> 00:10:35,786 Oh! Mavis! Oh. 186 00:10:35,788 --> 00:10:37,889 Uh, what are you doing here? 187 00:10:37,891 --> 00:10:40,726 I was just checking on the honeymoon suite, and I heard something. 188 00:10:40,728 --> 00:10:42,828 Oh, I'm sorry, my little bedbug. 189 00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:44,998 I was just cleaning the attic. 190 00:10:50,539 --> 00:10:52,639 It's so dirty, ah, yes... 191 00:10:52,641 --> 00:10:54,741 - Who is that? - Are you on the phone? 192 00:10:54,743 --> 00:10:59,782 What, this? I was just trying to find a maid 193 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,150 - to help me with the mess. - A maid? 194 00:11:02,152 --> 00:11:03,653 Who do you think... 195 00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:04,654 Thank you, I'll check your references 196 00:11:04,656 --> 00:11:06,425 and get back to you. Goodbye! 197 00:11:10,562 --> 00:11:11,661 Dad. 198 00:11:11,663 --> 00:11:13,463 Stop trying to hide it from me. 199 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,801 Hide? Who? I mean, what? Me? 200 00:11:15,803 --> 00:11:16,935 Yes. 201 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,903 And I know what it is. 202 00:11:18,905 --> 00:11:20,807 Uh... Really? 203 00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:23,542 You're stressed out from working too hard. 204 00:11:23,544 --> 00:11:24,844 Oh! 205 00:11:24,846 --> 00:11:26,077 Okay, yes. 206 00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:27,614 You got me. 207 00:11:27,616 --> 00:11:29,750 It's a big hotel, you know? 208 00:11:29,752 --> 00:11:31,485 Can't get to everything. 209 00:11:31,487 --> 00:11:32,620 But what about you? 210 00:11:32,622 --> 00:11:34,621 You're pretty busy yourself. 211 00:11:34,623 --> 00:11:37,925 I know. It seems like now that we're working together more, 212 00:11:37,927 --> 00:11:40,496 we're seeing each other less. 213 00:11:40,498 --> 00:11:42,797 Ah. Yeah. You're absolutely right. 214 00:11:42,799 --> 00:11:45,734 I am working too much, you're working too much. 215 00:11:45,736 --> 00:11:48,839 We should really take a break, starting right now. 216 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,009 Night-night. 217 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:55,980 I'm still here! 218 00:12:08,764 --> 00:12:09,765 Aw. 219 00:12:11,868 --> 00:12:13,868 Oh! Hey, honey. 220 00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,970 You ready for 221 00:12:15,972 --> 00:12:17,739 date night? 222 00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:19,007 Aw. 223 00:12:19,009 --> 00:12:20,207 That's okay, sweetheart. 224 00:12:20,209 --> 00:12:21,677 You rest. 225 00:12:25,016 --> 00:12:26,750 You know, Dad's right. 226 00:12:26,752 --> 00:12:28,552 We need a break. 227 00:12:28,554 --> 00:12:31,621 We need to all be together again, like a family. 228 00:12:31,623 --> 00:12:32,893 Like we used to. 229 00:12:35,928 --> 00:12:38,664 Are you overworked and stressed out? 230 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:40,866 Do you need some family time? 231 00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:42,968 Are you a monster? 232 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,272 Then you need a vacation, 233 00:12:45,274 --> 00:12:47,606 a monster vacation. 234 00:12:47,608 --> 00:12:50,613 ♪ Sail away, sail away, sail away ♪ 235 00:12:52,114 --> 00:12:55,048 Welcome aboard Gremlin Air. 236 00:13:00,623 --> 00:13:02,290 Ah! 237 00:13:12,071 --> 00:13:13,970 Ladies and gentlemen, 238 00:13:13,972 --> 00:13:16,340 please direct your attention to the front of the cabin. 239 00:13:16,342 --> 00:13:18,810 For your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts. 240 00:13:18,812 --> 00:13:20,278 Ooh. 241 00:13:23,818 --> 00:13:25,851 In the likely event we experience a sudden drop in cabin pressure, 242 00:13:25,853 --> 00:13:27,556 oxygen will be provided. 243 00:13:29,925 --> 00:13:31,857 Can I stow that for you, sir? 244 00:13:31,859 --> 00:13:33,062 All right. Thanks. 245 00:13:35,164 --> 00:13:37,598 Beverages. Snacks. Beverages. 246 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,335 Beverages. Snacks. 247 00:13:39,337 --> 00:13:40,768 Beverages. 248 00:13:44,174 --> 00:13:46,209 Ahhh! 249 00:13:46,211 --> 00:13:48,311 - Coffee? - That would be lovely. 250 00:13:54,753 --> 00:13:57,322 Mavis, please, you're torturing me. 251 00:13:57,324 --> 00:13:59,658 You know I hate surprises. 252 00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:01,993 This is a fun surprise. 253 00:14:01,995 --> 00:14:04,063 There are no fun surprises. 254 00:14:04,065 --> 00:14:05,897 Just tell me where we're going. 255 00:14:05,899 --> 00:14:07,367 Why are we on a plane? 256 00:14:07,369 --> 00:14:09,268 We can fly, you know. 257 00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:11,872 Back in my day, people took trains. 258 00:14:11,874 --> 00:14:13,306 Now, that's classy. 259 00:14:13,308 --> 00:14:16,344 Sure, Dad. Forty hours in a closet-sized room 260 00:14:16,346 --> 00:14:19,246 with you and Uncle Bernie and his smelly cigars, 261 00:14:19,248 --> 00:14:21,217 arguing who was more attractive, 262 00:14:21,219 --> 00:14:22,985 Cleopatra or Nefertiti. 263 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,020 Nefertiti. 264 00:14:25,022 --> 00:14:26,756 Okay, Dad, thank you. 265 00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:29,925 Mavis, this is such an amazing surprise! 266 00:14:29,927 --> 00:14:33,797 I can't wait to spend time with the people I love most. 267 00:14:33,799 --> 00:14:37,868 But I beg of you, tell me where we're going! 268 00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:41,706 Nope. I've taken care of everything, so you don't need to worry. 269 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:43,274 You've been so stressed out lately. 270 00:14:43,276 --> 00:14:45,647 It's time for you to relax. 271 00:14:53,289 --> 00:14:55,456 Now, isn't that better? 272 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:56,958 Oh, yes. 273 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,296 So relaxed. 274 00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:03,733 I'm gonna go check on you-know-who. 275 00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:05,334 I'll be right back. 276 00:15:05,336 --> 00:15:07,704 I have to go to the bathroom. 277 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:08,939 Hey, did you see that? 278 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,474 Dennis went to the bathroom! 279 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,312 Uh... Okay. 280 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,051 Psst. Hey, where are you? 281 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,957 There you are, Tinkles. 282 00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:28,328 Don't worry, we'd never leave you home alone. 283 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,463 Okay, folks, you're free to move 284 00:15:29,465 --> 00:15:30,863 about the cabin, as we have 285 00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:32,202 started our descent. 286 00:15:47,452 --> 00:15:50,086 So, any big plans for the weekend there, Bill? 287 00:15:50,088 --> 00:15:51,454 Oh, you know, the usual. 288 00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:53,256 Got to take the kids to soccer. 289 00:15:57,764 --> 00:15:58,930 Snacks. Beverages. 290 00:15:58,932 --> 00:16:01,268 Snacks. Beverages. Snacks. 291 00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:16,551 Ladies and gentlemen, we've arrived at our destination, 292 00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:18,155 the Bermuda Triangle. 293 00:16:30,369 --> 00:16:32,272 Ooh! 294 00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:10,914 Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle, 295 00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:14,922 where you'll embark on a monster cruise of a lifetime. 296 00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:20,491 A cruise? 297 00:17:20,493 --> 00:17:22,361 Surprise! 298 00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:23,996 Oh, no, you... No. 299 00:17:23,998 --> 00:17:28,401 But it's just like a hotel on the water. 300 00:17:28,403 --> 00:17:30,569 I just figured you need a vacation 301 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:33,074 from running everyone else's vacation. 302 00:17:33,076 --> 00:17:35,910 You've barely been out of the hotel since... 303 00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:38,980 Well, since Mom died. 304 00:17:38,982 --> 00:17:41,115 But this is a chance to make new memories, 305 00:17:41,117 --> 00:17:42,416 with all of us. 306 00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:44,620 With Dennis. 307 00:17:44,622 --> 00:17:50,095 - Boat! - Boat! 308 00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:56,501 Who made you such an amazing daughter? 309 00:17:56,503 --> 00:17:57,668 You. 310 00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:59,169 That's right! 311 00:17:59,171 --> 00:18:01,138 What a father I am. 312 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:03,609 Come on, Denisovich, let's get cruising! 313 00:18:03,611 --> 00:18:04,979 Yay! 314 00:18:25,502 --> 00:18:27,038 Wow! 315 00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:54,667 Okay. Smile. 316 00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,204 Thank you. 317 00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:06,651 Ow! 318 00:19:07,685 --> 00:19:09,489 "No pets allowed"? 319 00:19:10,456 --> 00:19:11,457 Uh-oh. 320 00:19:21,301 --> 00:19:22,303 Perfect. 321 00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:30,242 Welcome aboard. How are you doing? 322 00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:31,643 - Dennis, come on. - Nice to see you. 323 00:19:31,645 --> 00:19:33,180 Oh, lovely shirt. Yes. 324 00:19:33,182 --> 00:19:35,986 Oh, hello. Welcome aboard. 325 00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:45,728 Uh, this is Bob. 326 00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:47,329 Say hi, Bob. 327 00:19:47,331 --> 00:19:48,499 "Hi, Bob." 328 00:19:56,476 --> 00:19:58,510 Oh, my gosh, Griffin. 329 00:19:58,512 --> 00:20:00,344 I'm, like, so excited. 330 00:20:00,346 --> 00:20:02,614 This is, like, the nicest hotel I've ever been to. 331 00:20:02,616 --> 00:20:04,216 Yeah! 332 00:20:04,218 --> 00:20:05,818 Man, this is amazing! 333 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:07,419 There's so much to do! 334 00:20:07,421 --> 00:20:09,424 Olympic-size swimming pool... 335 00:20:10,592 --> 00:20:12,261 All-you-can-eat buffet... 336 00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:18,298 Full-service spa... 337 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,135 Whoo! I'm gonna get me a seaweed rewrap! 338 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,139 Wow, it sounds like everything we can do 339 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:25,606 at our hotel! 340 00:20:25,608 --> 00:20:28,310 Except on the water! 341 00:20:39,193 --> 00:20:42,394 Ooh! Ah! 342 00:20:42,396 --> 00:20:44,329 Wow! 343 00:20:44,331 --> 00:20:45,498 You nailed it, honey. 344 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,732 Your dad is going to love this! 345 00:20:47,734 --> 00:20:49,668 Best summer vacation ever! 346 00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:51,571 Wait till you see the itinerary. 347 00:20:51,573 --> 00:20:53,139 Oh! 348 00:20:53,141 --> 00:20:54,508 That's nice. 349 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:57,277 Frank, "fire bad." Remember? 350 00:20:57,279 --> 00:20:59,880 Oh, yeah, right, but, uh, maybe you'll find 351 00:20:59,882 --> 00:21:02,450 your own fireworks on the cruise, huh? 352 00:21:02,452 --> 00:21:04,520 It's not the Love Boat, Frank. 353 00:21:04,522 --> 00:21:07,526 I'm just here to have fun with my family. 354 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,397 Huh? 355 00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:15,533 Ha! 356 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,633 Ahoy there! 357 00:21:16,635 --> 00:21:18,201 Welcome aboard! 358 00:21:26,514 --> 00:21:28,383 Whoa! Who is that? 359 00:21:33,156 --> 00:21:35,289 I am Captain Ericka. 360 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:38,159 And, yes, I'm human. But don't hold that against me. 361 00:21:38,161 --> 00:21:41,229 I could not be more excited to have all of you on board 362 00:21:41,231 --> 00:21:43,764 our first-ever monster cruise! 363 00:21:49,407 --> 00:21:51,410 Whoo-hoo! 364 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,578 Dad? Are you okay? 365 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,915 Eeny feeny fanny foonyah wah wah? 366 00:21:56,917 --> 00:21:58,949 Oh, no! He's having a heart attack! 367 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,918 Drac? Not likely. 368 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,354 Yeah, the only heart attack that can hurt him is with a wooden stake. 369 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:04,489 It must be a stroke! 370 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,492 Actually, I think it might be her. 371 00:22:06,494 --> 00:22:09,461 Ow! Watch where you're pointing, mister, I'm right here. 372 00:22:09,463 --> 00:22:11,297 You always stand so close to me. 373 00:22:11,299 --> 00:22:13,233 It's creepy. 374 00:22:13,235 --> 00:22:16,403 For so long, monsters were hiding, living in the shadows, 375 00:22:16,405 --> 00:22:18,372 but not anymore! 376 00:22:18,374 --> 00:22:22,376 You've stood up and waved your hand or claw or tentacle 377 00:22:22,378 --> 00:22:27,349 and said, "We're here, we're hairy, and it is our right to be scary!" 378 00:22:30,387 --> 00:22:32,789 Now it's time to celebrate! 379 00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:35,893 You'll enjoy gourmet dining, thrilling adventures, 380 00:22:35,895 --> 00:22:37,661 and nonstop entertainment, 381 00:22:37,663 --> 00:22:40,764 all on the way to our final destination, 382 00:22:40,766 --> 00:22:43,868 the lost city that isn't lost anymore, 383 00:22:43,870 --> 00:22:46,539 Atlantis! 384 00:22:50,845 --> 00:22:52,346 Oh, yeah! 385 00:22:52,348 --> 00:22:53,746 Whoo-hoo! 386 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:55,984 Whoa! The fish are acrobats! 387 00:22:55,986 --> 00:22:57,819 They're fishcrobats! 388 00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:03,391 Hello. How y'all doing? 389 00:23:03,393 --> 00:23:05,593 So... 390 00:23:05,595 --> 00:23:08,968 You must be the one and only Dracula. 391 00:23:10,835 --> 00:23:14,404 I have waited so long to meet you. 392 00:23:14,406 --> 00:23:16,539 Wow, you really don't age, do you? 393 00:23:16,541 --> 00:23:17,975 I would kill for your skin. 394 00:23:17,977 --> 00:23:21,380 Eh doobeeday shoolah eh koobeeday? 395 00:23:21,382 --> 00:23:23,315 Oh. You're speaking Transylvanian. 396 00:23:23,317 --> 00:23:24,749 Oh. Always wanted to learn. 397 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:27,619 Uh, eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday? 398 00:23:27,621 --> 00:23:29,756 - Eh koobeeday. - Koobeeday. 399 00:23:29,758 --> 00:23:31,624 - Eh koobeeday. - Koobeeday. 400 00:23:31,626 --> 00:23:33,661 Eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday. 401 00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:36,430 Doolah-day shoolah koobeeday. 402 00:23:36,432 --> 00:23:38,666 Oh, such a romantic language. 403 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,601 You know, there's just something about an accent 404 00:23:40,603 --> 00:23:44,005 that makes a man sound so intelligent. 405 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:45,573 Alibooboo. 406 00:23:45,575 --> 00:23:47,310 That's Transylvanian right there. 407 00:23:47,312 --> 00:23:49,412 He's saying it's nice to meet you. 408 00:23:49,414 --> 00:23:53,082 Well, then "alibooboo" to you as well. 409 00:23:53,084 --> 00:23:56,620 - Alibooboo. Alibooboo. - Drac! Drac, snap out of it. 410 00:23:56,622 --> 00:23:58,555 Wait. I've always wanted to do this. 411 00:23:58,557 --> 00:24:00,624 Wake up! Wake up, Drac! 412 00:24:00,626 --> 00:24:01,893 Snap out of it! 413 00:24:01,895 --> 00:24:03,394 Hey, cut it out! 414 00:24:03,396 --> 00:24:04,697 Hey, buddy, you okay? 415 00:24:04,699 --> 00:24:07,365 No, not okay. 416 00:24:07,367 --> 00:24:08,735 Not okay! 417 00:24:08,737 --> 00:24:10,804 I... I... 418 00:24:10,806 --> 00:24:12,338 I... 419 00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:13,909 Zinged. 420 00:24:42,376 --> 00:24:44,510 ♪ I went to the moped store, I said, "Sell it" 421 00:24:44,512 --> 00:24:46,946 ♪ Salesman's like, "What up? What's your budget?" 422 00:24:46,948 --> 00:24:48,747 ♪ And I'm like, "Honestly, I don't know nothin' about mopeds" 423 00:24:48,749 --> 00:24:51,083 ♪ He said, "I got the one for you, follow me" 424 00:24:51,085 --> 00:24:53,052 ♪ Ooh, it's too real 425 00:24:53,054 --> 00:24:56,023 ♪ A chromed-out mirror, I don't need a windshield ♪ 426 00:25:02,031 --> 00:25:04,400 Mmm! 427 00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:06,168 ♪ It's a lovely day ♪ 428 00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:07,436 - Ooh! - Oh! 429 00:25:07,438 --> 00:25:08,474 Check that out! 430 00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:11,777 Ah! 431 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,947 Here we go. 432 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,452 Mmm, yummy. 433 00:25:29,897 --> 00:25:30,965 Ah! 434 00:25:32,568 --> 00:25:34,771 ♪ Auf Wiedersehen 435 00:25:35,905 --> 00:25:38,809 ♪ Danke schoen ♪ 436 00:25:50,055 --> 00:25:51,056 Papa. 437 00:26:04,637 --> 00:26:06,839 "Kids Club." 438 00:26:06,841 --> 00:26:08,544 What's a kids club? 439 00:26:14,016 --> 00:26:15,018 Whee! 440 00:26:15,917 --> 00:26:16,919 Whee! 441 00:26:19,521 --> 00:26:22,057 - Fish. - That's right, dear. 442 00:26:22,059 --> 00:26:23,657 I'm still not sure I understand. 443 00:26:23,659 --> 00:26:27,195 You take my kids, all day, on purpose? 444 00:26:27,197 --> 00:26:28,630 Fish. 445 00:26:28,632 --> 00:26:29,898 That's right. 446 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:32,069 What exactly don't you understand? 447 00:26:32,071 --> 00:26:33,936 - Why? Ow! - Shh. 448 00:26:33,938 --> 00:26:37,641 So they can have a great time, and you can have a great time. 449 00:26:37,643 --> 00:26:40,011 Fish. 450 00:26:40,013 --> 00:26:43,516 Oh, don't worry, you get them back at the end of the day. 451 00:26:44,552 --> 00:26:45,950 Fish. 452 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:48,088 Oh, well. That's better than nothing. 453 00:26:49,892 --> 00:26:51,460 Oh. Oh! 454 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:58,932 So... 455 00:26:58,934 --> 00:27:00,567 What do we do now? 456 00:27:00,569 --> 00:27:04,942 I think we do whatever we want. 457 00:27:05,976 --> 00:27:08,143 "Whatever we want"? 458 00:27:08,145 --> 00:27:10,212 Whatever we want. 459 00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:11,614 Whatever we want. 460 00:27:11,616 --> 00:27:12,949 Whatever we want! 461 00:27:12,951 --> 00:27:16,854 Whatever we want. 462 00:27:16,856 --> 00:27:19,657 - Stop! Help me! - Whatever we want. 463 00:27:19,659 --> 00:27:21,695 - Whatever we want. - Whatever we want. 464 00:27:22,762 --> 00:27:24,229 Oh, hi. Hello. 465 00:27:24,231 --> 00:27:25,897 How y'all doin'? 466 00:27:25,899 --> 00:27:27,066 - Oh. - Good evening, Captain. 467 00:27:27,068 --> 00:27:29,068 Well, hello. Oh, my goodness. 468 00:27:29,070 --> 00:27:30,936 Ah! 469 00:27:30,938 --> 00:27:34,608 Would you mind, uh, lifting your tail? You know... 470 00:27:34,610 --> 00:27:35,876 Oh! Certainly. 471 00:27:35,878 --> 00:27:38,182 Okay. Thank you so much. 472 00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:42,050 Oh, hello. 473 00:27:42,052 --> 00:27:43,120 Welcome aboard. 474 00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:13,988 Ugh! You were so right, Great-Grandfather. 475 00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:16,890 Monsters are disgusting! 476 00:28:16,892 --> 00:28:18,828 They're animals! 477 00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:37,814 I'll be right there. 478 00:28:45,692 --> 00:28:48,026 Dracula, is he on board? 479 00:28:48,028 --> 00:28:51,331 Yes. I saw him. Face-to-face. Ugh! 480 00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:52,966 I was so nice to him. 481 00:28:52,968 --> 00:28:55,267 That pale face of his and his goofy smile, 482 00:28:55,269 --> 00:28:56,970 showing off his fangs. 483 00:28:56,972 --> 00:28:58,773 Argh, it's just like you taught me! 484 00:28:58,775 --> 00:29:01,342 It's even worse than I feared! 485 00:29:01,344 --> 00:29:04,446 It was that fateful night that I realized 486 00:29:04,448 --> 00:29:08,050 a human could never defeat a monster. 487 00:29:12,190 --> 00:29:16,026 But I wouldn't let our family legacy die. 488 00:29:16,028 --> 00:29:20,999 And so, I began to search for an answer. 489 00:29:21,001 --> 00:29:26,271 And I saw it in an ancient text, an instrument of destruction 490 00:29:26,273 --> 00:29:28,808 so powerful it destroyed Atlantis, 491 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:32,713 a whole city of monsters. 492 00:29:32,715 --> 00:29:36,983 And there, deep within the rubble, it lay, waiting. 493 00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:40,787 Endlessly, I searched for the lost city 494 00:29:40,789 --> 00:29:44,293 Time passed, and my body began to fail me. 495 00:29:44,295 --> 00:29:46,894 Oh, it was so sad, Ericka. 496 00:29:46,896 --> 00:29:49,398 First my liver, then my spleen, 497 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,067 followed by a kidney or two. 498 00:29:52,069 --> 00:29:55,739 Then my golden locks. 499 00:29:55,741 --> 00:29:58,275 But I wouldn't let that stop me. 500 00:29:58,277 --> 00:30:03,248 I replaced my failing organs with technology! 501 00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:04,950 Ha-ha! 502 00:30:04,952 --> 00:30:06,852 And look at me now. 503 00:30:06,854 --> 00:30:08,453 Mmm-hmm! 504 00:30:08,455 --> 00:30:11,325 Oh, girl, it's an improvement, really. 505 00:30:12,426 --> 00:30:14,761 Um, sure. 506 00:30:14,763 --> 00:30:20,434 And now, after 120 years, I have finally found Atlantis. 507 00:30:20,436 --> 00:30:22,270 Oh, forget about all this! 508 00:30:22,272 --> 00:30:23,871 Let me get rid of Dracula right now. 509 00:30:23,873 --> 00:30:25,508 I was so close to him, I could've just... 510 00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:30,079 No, no, no! 511 00:30:30,081 --> 00:30:32,115 We have to stick to the plan. 512 00:30:32,117 --> 00:30:33,984 Lure the monsters to Atlantis, 513 00:30:33,986 --> 00:30:36,352 retrieve the instrument of destruction, 514 00:30:36,354 --> 00:30:39,223 trap them there, and then wipe them out. 515 00:30:39,225 --> 00:30:41,058 It's simple, Ericka! 516 00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:44,129 Now, promise me you won't try and kill Dracula. 517 00:30:44,131 --> 00:30:45,531 Ugh, fine! 518 00:30:45,533 --> 00:30:47,966 - I promise. - Promise what? 519 00:30:47,968 --> 00:30:51,504 I promise I won't try and kill Dracula. Okay? 520 00:30:56,244 --> 00:30:58,045 Ugh. 521 00:30:58,047 --> 00:31:02,116 Don't worry, Great-Grandfather, I won't try and kill him... 522 00:31:02,118 --> 00:31:03,887 I will kill him. 523 00:31:05,588 --> 00:31:10,192 ♪ Tonight... 524 00:31:10,194 --> 00:31:15,164 ♪ I just want to take you higher 525 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:19,470 ♪ Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon 526 00:31:19,472 --> 00:31:22,309 - ♪ Girls - ♪ What y'all tryin' to do? 527 00:31:24,043 --> 00:31:28,382 ♪ 24-karat magic in the air 528 00:31:29,449 --> 00:31:30,616 ♪ Head-to-toe 529 00:31:30,618 --> 00:31:32,084 Whew! 530 00:31:32,086 --> 00:31:33,085 ♪ Uh, look out 531 00:31:34,523 --> 00:31:35,988 - ♪ Pop, pop, it's showtime - ♪ Showtime 532 00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:37,056 - ♪ Showtime - ♪ Showtime 533 00:31:37,058 --> 00:31:38,559 ♪ Guess who's back again 534 00:31:38,561 --> 00:31:40,328 - ♪ Oh, they don't know? - ♪ Go on, tell 'em 535 00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:41,963 - ♪ Oh, they don't know? - ♪ Go on, tell 'em 536 00:31:41,965 --> 00:31:43,998 ♪ I'll bet they know as soon as we walk in 537 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,234 - ♪ Sho' 'nuff - ♪ I'm wearin' Cuban links ♪ 538 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,901 - ♪ Designer'minks - ♪ Yeah 539 00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:50,573 ♪ Don't look too hard, might hurt yourself 540 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,845 ♪ Known to give the color red The blues 541 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,948 ♪ Tell me whatcha tryin' to do 542 00:31:57,950 --> 00:32:02,586 ♪ 24-karat magic in the air 543 00:32:06,559 --> 00:32:08,129 Ugh! 544 00:32:09,062 --> 00:32:11,364 ♪ Moon 545 00:32:11,366 --> 00:32:14,334 - ♪ Girls - ♪What y'all tryin' to do? 546 00:32:16,038 --> 00:32:17,373 Oh! 547 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,091 - ♪ Girls - ♪ What y'all tryin' to do? 548 00:32:33,624 --> 00:32:35,058 ♪ 24-karat... ♪ 549 00:32:36,495 --> 00:32:39,466 ♪ Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon ♪ 550 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,672 Work it, Dracula. 551 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,377 You know it. 552 00:32:50,545 --> 00:32:53,211 Oh! Lookin' good, Drac! 553 00:32:53,213 --> 00:32:54,580 Feeling good, Frank. 554 00:32:54,582 --> 00:32:57,151 Look at you, so fancy! 555 00:32:57,153 --> 00:32:58,719 What? This? Please. 556 00:32:58,721 --> 00:33:00,720 Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh? 557 00:33:00,722 --> 00:33:02,356 "Impress"? Oh. 558 00:33:02,358 --> 00:33:04,259 Who do I need to impress? 559 00:33:04,261 --> 00:33:06,126 Hey, isn't that Captain Ericka? 560 00:33:06,128 --> 00:33:07,696 Oh, no! 561 00:33:07,698 --> 00:33:10,031 Uh, what? Eh, oh... 562 00:33:10,033 --> 00:33:11,433 Oops, no, not her. 563 00:33:13,003 --> 00:33:14,637 Ooh, that's good! 564 00:33:14,639 --> 00:33:15,739 Very amusing. 565 00:33:25,150 --> 00:33:28,052 Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just we've never seen you like this. 566 00:33:28,054 --> 00:33:29,288 I know. 567 00:33:29,290 --> 00:33:30,688 It doesn't make any sense. 568 00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:33,426 You can't Zing twice, it's impossible! 569 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:35,728 But I did! So now what? 570 00:33:35,730 --> 00:33:38,399 And what about Mavis? 571 00:33:38,401 --> 00:33:40,534 She wants you to be happy, right? 572 00:33:40,536 --> 00:33:43,372 I'm sure she'll go with the flow. 573 00:33:43,374 --> 00:33:45,106 Oh, no, no, no! 574 00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:47,575 Mavis needs me. She depends on me. 575 00:33:47,577 --> 00:33:50,645 I need to be home with my family. 576 00:33:50,647 --> 00:33:54,750 Hey, Murray here may be from Egypt, but you're the one in 577 00:33:54,752 --> 00:33:56,286 "da Nile." 578 00:33:57,790 --> 00:33:59,455 You guys get that? 579 00:33:59,457 --> 00:34:00,723 Ow! You hit me right in the... 580 00:34:00,725 --> 00:34:01,729 Mavis! 581 00:34:05,464 --> 00:34:07,735 Don't say a word, or I'll haunt your dreams. 582 00:34:09,270 --> 00:34:11,070 Having fun? 583 00:34:11,072 --> 00:34:13,472 Oh, I'm having even more fun now that you're here. 584 00:34:13,474 --> 00:34:17,577 You know, Dad, I feel really lucky to have this time with you. 585 00:34:17,579 --> 00:34:20,480 All of us together, it's really special. 586 00:34:20,482 --> 00:34:23,384 Me, too, spider monkey. 587 00:34:23,386 --> 00:34:26,655 Now, are you ready for me to destroy you in monster ball? 588 00:34:26,657 --> 00:34:29,425 Whoo-hoo! Monster ball! 589 00:34:29,427 --> 00:34:30,691 Come on, Papa Drac! 590 00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:32,395 Bring it on! 591 00:34:32,397 --> 00:34:35,000 For I am king of family fun! 592 00:34:37,637 --> 00:34:41,372 Ha-ha! All right! Who is ready to get pummeled? 593 00:34:42,842 --> 00:34:45,076 I got to warn you, 594 00:34:45,078 --> 00:34:48,080 I played second-team coed intramural volleyball at Santa Cruz. 595 00:34:48,082 --> 00:34:50,782 Sure, pal. Whatever you say. 596 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:53,519 Everybody, just please watch the hair. 597 00:34:53,521 --> 00:34:55,354 Watch the hair! 598 00:34:55,356 --> 00:34:57,758 Oh-ho-ho! Let's go! Let's do this! 599 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,227 Oh, my gosh, this is gonna be so much fun. 600 00:35:00,229 --> 00:35:01,596 Ha-ha! Get ready. 601 00:35:01,598 --> 00:35:03,199 Here comes the pain! 602 00:35:06,802 --> 00:35:09,638 - Spike! - Not the hair! 603 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,443 Whoa! 604 00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:15,679 No, no, no! 605 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,716 All right! 606 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:22,887 Captain Ericka, you are needed on deck. 607 00:35:22,889 --> 00:35:26,290 Next stop... Buh-bye, Dracula. 608 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,828 Ha-ha! All right, baby! 609 00:35:50,155 --> 00:35:51,587 Oh, baby, I got this. 610 00:35:51,589 --> 00:35:53,156 Hey there, monsters. 611 00:35:53,158 --> 00:35:54,093 Huh? 612 00:35:56,594 --> 00:35:58,697 Yeah! What'd I say! 613 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,838 We're arriving at our first destination. 614 00:36:09,377 --> 00:36:12,610 The underwater volcano! 615 00:36:12,612 --> 00:36:16,716 Everyone, grab your scuba gear and get ready to explore 616 00:36:16,718 --> 00:36:19,122 the wonders of the sea. 617 00:36:19,756 --> 00:36:21,721 Especially you, 618 00:36:21,723 --> 00:36:23,292 Count Dracula. 619 00:36:27,530 --> 00:36:29,264 You see that, pal? She likes you. 620 00:36:29,266 --> 00:36:30,631 Oh, no, no, no. 621 00:36:30,633 --> 00:36:32,701 That sounds like a Zing in full effect. 622 00:36:32,703 --> 00:36:34,603 Oh, no, no, no. 623 00:36:34,605 --> 00:36:36,306 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 624 00:36:36,308 --> 00:36:38,943 I'm just here to have family fun. 625 00:36:38,945 --> 00:36:41,248 Family, family, fun, fun. 626 00:37:02,871 --> 00:37:05,308 Hmm, let's see. What about here? 627 00:37:25,866 --> 00:37:27,869 Right this way, everyone. 628 00:37:39,948 --> 00:37:43,918 Welcome to one of the true wonders of the underwater kingdom. 629 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,454 I give you Volcano del Fuego. 630 00:37:47,456 --> 00:37:49,758 Or, as the local sea life call it... 631 00:38:49,764 --> 00:38:51,630 Whee! 632 00:39:46,195 --> 00:39:47,728 Aw, what a cute family. 633 00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:48,797 What? No, it's not. 634 00:39:48,799 --> 00:39:50,635 Argh! Dracula bad! 635 00:41:05,554 --> 00:41:06,921 Frank, we just ate. 636 00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:09,091 I can't believe you're hungry already. 637 00:41:09,093 --> 00:41:10,825 I'm sorry. You know what it is? 638 00:41:10,827 --> 00:41:12,760 It's all... Just all that seafood just swimming around, 639 00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:14,730 and when I "see food..." 640 00:41:14,732 --> 00:41:17,833 Oh, man! I'm gone. 641 00:41:17,835 --> 00:41:20,771 Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula! 642 00:41:20,773 --> 00:41:22,840 Dracula, Dracula! 643 00:41:22,842 --> 00:41:25,944 I get so close, but it's almost like he's teasing me. 644 00:41:25,946 --> 00:41:28,178 I just, I can't stand it anymore. 645 00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:29,483 I have to get him! 646 00:41:40,261 --> 00:41:43,697 Boy, that underwater volcano looked hot. 647 00:41:43,699 --> 00:41:45,569 Mmm-hmm. 648 00:41:49,272 --> 00:41:51,205 Oh... Hi, Bob. 649 00:41:51,207 --> 00:41:55,177 Right. We promised you we'd play, uh, ping-pong now. 650 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,746 Um, Dennis? Who is this? 651 00:41:57,748 --> 00:41:59,815 Uh, it's our friend, Bob. 652 00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,654 - Say hi, Bob. - "Hi, Bob." 653 00:42:03,122 --> 00:42:06,122 Okay! Time to go play ping-pong. 654 00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:07,259 - Drac! - Drac! 655 00:42:07,261 --> 00:42:09,864 - Drac! - Drac! 656 00:42:11,699 --> 00:42:13,899 Hey, boys, where's the fire? 657 00:42:13,901 --> 00:42:15,267 Oh, well, Griffin here, he... 658 00:42:15,269 --> 00:42:17,637 - He has something to tell you. - Me? Uh... 659 00:42:17,639 --> 00:42:20,007 Oh. Yeah, I got this bite on my hand, and since, you know, 660 00:42:20,009 --> 00:42:22,308 you're a biting expert, I thought you could take a look. 661 00:42:22,310 --> 00:42:23,879 - Yeah. Come on over here. - The light is better. 662 00:42:25,114 --> 00:42:26,650 Okay... 663 00:42:28,351 --> 00:42:30,751 Okay, what is going on? 664 00:42:30,753 --> 00:42:33,788 You guys are acting weirder than normal, and your normal is pretty weird. 665 00:42:33,790 --> 00:42:35,790 You are not gonna believe what we heard, but... 666 00:42:38,396 --> 00:42:40,797 ♪ Ericka loves the Drac 667 00:42:40,799 --> 00:42:43,033 ♪ She can't get enough of that Drac 668 00:42:43,035 --> 00:42:45,002 ♪ Oh, yeah 669 00:42:45,004 --> 00:42:46,303 ♪ Drac is back 670 00:42:46,305 --> 00:42:48,006 ♪ He's got the Zing 671 00:42:48,008 --> 00:42:49,842 ♪ The Zinga-Zing ♪ 672 00:42:49,844 --> 00:42:52,277 Shh. I told you I don't want to upset Mavis. 673 00:42:52,279 --> 00:42:55,015 But what are you talking about? 674 00:42:55,017 --> 00:42:57,316 Okay, well, see, Frank got hungry, so no surprise there... 675 00:42:57,318 --> 00:43:01,188 But we swam back to the ship, and we found Ericka raving about you. 676 00:43:01,190 --> 00:43:03,023 She can't live without you, buddy. 677 00:43:03,025 --> 00:43:04,759 It's serious! 678 00:43:04,761 --> 00:43:08,796 ♪ You can't deny the Zing, baby ♪ 679 00:43:08,798 --> 00:43:12,200 So, Drac, this is great. Are you gonna make a move on the captain, or what? 680 00:43:12,202 --> 00:43:13,835 Uh, yes. 681 00:43:13,837 --> 00:43:16,339 - Maybe? No. - Ugh. 682 00:43:16,341 --> 00:43:19,677 It's been a while. I don't even know where to start. 683 00:43:19,679 --> 00:43:22,079 It's easy, Drac. Just make some small talk. 684 00:43:22,081 --> 00:43:23,914 - Remember to smile. - Look into her eyes. 685 00:43:23,916 --> 00:43:25,917 - Keep it casual. - Say something funny. 686 00:43:25,919 --> 00:43:27,185 Ask her where her parts are from. 687 00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,886 Oh, and say that her wrappings look nice. 688 00:43:28,888 --> 00:43:30,689 - "Do you like coffins?" - Compliment her. 689 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:32,691 - "Your neck looks delicious." - Here she comes. 690 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:35,094 Okay, Drac, hit it. 691 00:43:35,096 --> 00:43:37,296 Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. 692 00:43:37,298 --> 00:43:40,200 Would you like to see my parts? 693 00:43:43,005 --> 00:43:45,105 Yes, I'd love to go out with you. 694 00:43:45,107 --> 00:43:46,340 Ay! What? 695 00:43:46,342 --> 00:43:47,474 What? 696 00:43:47,476 --> 00:43:48,876 Cantina. Midnight. 697 00:43:48,878 --> 00:43:49,947 Don't be late. 698 00:43:59,725 --> 00:44:00,925 Whew! 699 00:44:00,927 --> 00:44:02,294 That was a close one. 700 00:44:05,932 --> 00:44:08,670 - Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop! - Wait, Tinkles. Come back. 701 00:44:18,512 --> 00:44:20,013 - Tinkles, stop! - Wait! 702 00:44:20,015 --> 00:44:21,151 No, no, no! 703 00:44:34,365 --> 00:44:35,497 Tinkles, stop! 704 00:44:35,499 --> 00:44:37,967 I've been found! 705 00:44:37,969 --> 00:44:40,971 You'll never get me, monster! 706 00:44:40,973 --> 00:44:43,473 Shh! Tinkles, stop. Shh! Shh! 707 00:44:57,224 --> 00:44:58,727 Ew. 708 00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:13,308 Everybody, we are pulling up to our next stop, the Deserted Island. 709 00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:15,578 It's time to get lost on the beach, 710 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:20,987 and we hope you'll find yourself some fun and relaxation. 711 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,487 Whoo-hoo! Beach time! 712 00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:26,323 Johnny, you go set everything up. 713 00:45:26,325 --> 00:45:28,259 And, Dad, you go get in line for the snow cones. 714 00:45:28,261 --> 00:45:31,030 You know, actually, I was thinking you and Johnny 715 00:45:31,032 --> 00:45:32,864 should spend some time together. 716 00:45:32,866 --> 00:45:35,300 What do you call it again? Eh, date night? 717 00:45:35,302 --> 00:45:36,836 Date night? 718 00:45:36,838 --> 00:45:38,604 - What are you gonna do? - Well, I thought 719 00:45:38,606 --> 00:45:40,973 me and the guys would take this opportunity 720 00:45:40,975 --> 00:45:44,078 to spend some quality time with Dennis. 721 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,947 Oh. Okay. That's a great idea. 722 00:45:45,949 --> 00:45:47,614 Come on, Johnny. Date night. 723 00:45:47,616 --> 00:45:50,387 Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night! 724 00:46:05,271 --> 00:46:07,071 Okay, here you go! 725 00:46:12,212 --> 00:46:14,016 - Good girl! - I got this one. 726 00:46:23,057 --> 00:46:24,558 What was that? 727 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,460 It sounds like our children. 728 00:46:26,462 --> 00:46:29,297 - It is our children! Run! - Run! 729 00:46:29,299 --> 00:46:31,366 Please! Help! Someone! 730 00:46:31,368 --> 00:46:33,334 Get the parents! 731 00:46:33,336 --> 00:46:36,272 Frank? Would you rub some moonscreen on my back 732 00:46:36,274 --> 00:46:37,907 before I get burned? 733 00:46:37,909 --> 00:46:39,108 Wait one second, honey. 734 00:46:39,110 --> 00:46:40,442 You know, the kids buried me in the sand. 735 00:46:46,952 --> 00:46:48,619 Mmm. Thanks, honey. 736 00:46:48,621 --> 00:46:51,123 - Shall we have another? - Sure. 737 00:46:51,125 --> 00:46:54,458 - Sounds good. - Straight up. 738 00:46:54,460 --> 00:46:56,595 Isn't this place amazing? 739 00:46:56,597 --> 00:46:59,599 Whoa! The menu is in a bottle! 740 00:46:59,601 --> 00:47:01,504 Genius! Isn't that awesome, honey? 741 00:47:04,006 --> 00:47:05,638 What? Oh, sorry. 742 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,642 I was just thinking about my dad. 743 00:47:07,644 --> 00:47:10,545 Don't you think he's acting weird lately? 744 00:47:10,547 --> 00:47:13,982 Not really. Besides having a huge crush on the captain. 745 00:47:13,984 --> 00:47:15,951 - What? - Oh, yeah. 746 00:47:15,953 --> 00:47:18,520 The Love Boat is definitely making another run. 747 00:47:18,522 --> 00:47:20,289 No way. He's... 748 00:47:20,291 --> 00:47:22,559 He's my dad. 749 00:47:22,561 --> 00:47:24,360 I know, right? It's weird. 750 00:47:24,362 --> 00:47:28,198 When my parents kiss, I still close my eyes. 751 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:33,505 I guess I never thought about him with anyone besides my mom. 752 00:47:33,507 --> 00:47:36,007 You're cool with it, though, right? 753 00:47:36,009 --> 00:47:38,144 Of course. I want him to be happy. 754 00:47:38,146 --> 00:47:39,148 Totally. 755 00:47:41,216 --> 00:47:43,049 Totally. 756 00:47:49,293 --> 00:47:51,760 Buenas noches, mi amigo. 757 00:47:51,762 --> 00:47:57,766 Have you a beverage to quench me of my parchment? 758 00:47:57,768 --> 00:48:00,272 Yes, of course, Mr. Chupacabra. 759 00:48:04,175 --> 00:48:06,112 Muchas gracias. 760 00:48:22,064 --> 00:48:23,397 You look ravishing. 761 00:48:23,399 --> 00:48:24,497 Oh. 762 00:48:24,499 --> 00:48:25,699 Uh, thank you. I just... 763 00:48:25,701 --> 00:48:27,203 Oh. 764 00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:38,114 So, um... 765 00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:41,183 Does Captain Ericka have a last name? 766 00:48:41,185 --> 00:48:42,653 Uh, oh, uh... 767 00:48:42,655 --> 00:48:44,789 Oh, guacamole! 768 00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:46,323 "Ericka Guacamole"? 769 00:48:46,325 --> 00:48:49,661 That's so international. 770 00:48:49,663 --> 00:48:53,464 No. Guacamole for us to share. 771 00:48:53,466 --> 00:48:55,834 Oh, how beautiful is that full moon tonight? 772 00:48:55,836 --> 00:48:57,271 Look. Right behind you. 773 00:49:01,676 --> 00:49:05,145 Mmm! The food here is to die for. 774 00:49:15,792 --> 00:49:19,728 Holy moly, that was a lot of guacamole. 775 00:49:19,730 --> 00:49:22,099 Are you feeling all right? 776 00:49:22,101 --> 00:49:24,769 - Totally fine. Why? - No reason. 777 00:49:26,638 --> 00:49:28,305 Oh... 778 00:49:28,307 --> 00:49:31,742 There must have been garlic in the guacamole. 779 00:49:31,744 --> 00:49:33,277 Oh, no. 780 00:49:33,279 --> 00:49:34,746 Isn't that deadly for you? 781 00:49:34,748 --> 00:49:36,718 No, no, no. It's just that I'm... 782 00:49:37,651 --> 00:49:39,320 Garlic intolerant. 783 00:49:47,629 --> 00:49:48,799 Was that you? 784 00:49:50,633 --> 00:49:53,401 Whoo! 785 00:49:53,403 --> 00:49:54,636 Oh, yeah! 786 00:49:54,638 --> 00:49:56,839 Dolphin surfing! 787 00:50:04,416 --> 00:50:05,548 Whoa! 788 00:50:05,550 --> 00:50:07,484 Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa. 789 00:50:07,486 --> 00:50:08,620 Hey-hey. 790 00:50:08,622 --> 00:50:10,355 Oh! Hey there. 791 00:50:10,357 --> 00:50:12,357 - Papa. - Hidey-ho! 792 00:50:12,359 --> 00:50:13,559 Hi. 793 00:50:13,561 --> 00:50:15,927 Is my dad in there, too? 794 00:50:18,266 --> 00:50:20,533 Don't worry, I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh. 795 00:50:20,535 --> 00:50:24,574 No, Papa Drac's not here. He's on his date. 796 00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:26,442 Date? 797 00:50:29,344 --> 00:50:31,812 Please, forgive me, 798 00:50:31,814 --> 00:50:33,515 I'm just very nervous. 799 00:50:33,517 --> 00:50:35,484 You see, 800 00:50:35,486 --> 00:50:40,726 I haven't had a date since my wife died. 801 00:50:42,762 --> 00:50:44,695 How old was your daughter? 802 00:50:44,697 --> 00:50:46,664 She was just an infant. 803 00:50:46,666 --> 00:50:48,632 It was hard being a single dad, 804 00:50:48,634 --> 00:50:51,171 but I did my best. 805 00:50:53,839 --> 00:50:56,608 I never knew my mother, either. 806 00:50:56,610 --> 00:50:57,776 Or my father. 807 00:50:57,778 --> 00:50:59,979 Oh, I'm so sorry. 808 00:50:59,981 --> 00:51:01,515 Who raised you? 809 00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:03,584 My great-grandfather. 810 00:51:03,586 --> 00:51:06,286 I basically grew up on this ship. 811 00:51:06,288 --> 00:51:08,523 That's why you're a captain. 812 00:51:08,525 --> 00:51:11,793 Yeah. It's all I've ever known. 813 00:51:11,795 --> 00:51:14,299 It was just expected. 814 00:51:15,265 --> 00:51:16,765 You know, a family thing. 815 00:51:16,767 --> 00:51:20,704 I understand, family is everything. 816 00:51:20,706 --> 00:51:23,472 You have to honor the past. 817 00:51:23,474 --> 00:51:25,745 But we make our own future. 818 00:51:38,994 --> 00:51:40,993 - Dad? - Mavis! 819 00:51:40,995 --> 00:51:43,533 - Mmm. - Johnny! 820 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:50,939 Captain Ericka and I were just discussing the hospitality industry. 821 00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:53,008 You know, just work stuff. 822 00:51:53,010 --> 00:51:54,576 You're working now? 823 00:51:54,578 --> 00:51:56,478 This is supposed to be a vacation. 824 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,879 A family vacation. 825 00:51:57,881 --> 00:52:01,517 I should really go do captain-y things. 826 00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:04,554 Dad, you said you were gonna spend time with Dennis. 827 00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:07,759 Dennis. Dennis? Dennis. 828 00:52:07,761 --> 00:52:10,527 Oh! Yeah, you're right. Where is that kid? 829 00:52:10,529 --> 00:52:13,065 Denisovich? You're supposed to be with me. 830 00:52:13,067 --> 00:52:15,333 Come on now, kid, it's family time. 831 00:52:15,335 --> 00:52:16,837 Quit hiding. Dennis? 832 00:52:18,406 --> 00:52:19,606 What was that about? 833 00:52:19,608 --> 00:52:20,906 You mean your dad's date? 834 00:52:20,908 --> 00:52:23,910 It wasn't a date. It was work stuff. 835 00:52:23,912 --> 00:52:25,079 Uh-huh. 836 00:52:25,081 --> 00:52:26,913 I'm telling you, Johnny, 837 00:52:26,915 --> 00:52:28,748 there is something about that woman I don't trust. 838 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:31,852 But you want your dad to be happy, right? 839 00:52:31,854 --> 00:52:33,354 Yes. 840 00:52:33,356 --> 00:52:35,390 Just not with her. 841 00:52:35,392 --> 00:52:37,092 Mmm. Whoo-hoo-hoo! 842 00:52:37,094 --> 00:52:38,527 Heads up, honey. 843 00:52:38,529 --> 00:52:40,697 This guac is loaded with garlic. 844 00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:41,767 Garlic? 845 00:52:48,507 --> 00:52:50,810 Aw! That was a cute toot, honey. 846 00:53:08,097 --> 00:53:10,932 - We've been up all night! - Let's stay up all day, too! 847 00:53:10,934 --> 00:53:12,834 Let's get wild! 848 00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:27,551 - Ericka! - What? 849 00:53:27,553 --> 00:53:30,922 Just where have you been, young lady? 850 00:53:30,924 --> 00:53:33,391 Uh, doing work. 851 00:53:33,393 --> 00:53:35,393 Wearing that? 852 00:53:35,395 --> 00:53:37,930 You were with him! I know it! 853 00:53:37,932 --> 00:53:39,899 Who? 854 00:53:39,901 --> 00:53:42,033 "Who?" You know who! 855 00:53:42,035 --> 00:53:44,605 You've been sneaking around my back 856 00:53:44,607 --> 00:53:47,940 trying to kill Dracula again, haven't you? 857 00:53:47,942 --> 00:53:50,744 So what if I have? I am a grown woman! 858 00:53:50,746 --> 00:53:52,046 I have the right to kill whoever I want. 859 00:53:52,048 --> 00:53:54,516 It's not just about you. 860 00:53:54,518 --> 00:53:57,819 You could have ruined the legacy. 861 00:53:57,821 --> 00:54:00,590 What if he discovered who you were? 862 00:54:00,592 --> 00:54:03,894 I know. I wasn't thinking. There's just something about him 863 00:54:03,896 --> 00:54:05,829 that just drives me crazy! 864 00:54:05,831 --> 00:54:07,964 I just, I see him, and I want to... 865 00:54:07,966 --> 00:54:09,100 Punch him? 866 00:54:09,102 --> 00:54:11,803 Uh... I guess. 867 00:54:11,805 --> 00:54:13,871 Just, I can't wait to get this over with. 868 00:54:13,873 --> 00:54:16,108 Don't worry, it won't be long now. 869 00:54:16,110 --> 00:54:19,546 Once you recover the instrument of destruction, 870 00:54:19,548 --> 00:54:21,548 no one can stop us. 871 00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:23,419 Not even Dracula! 872 00:54:24,487 --> 00:54:26,857 - Oh. Excuse me. - Spies! 873 00:54:31,528 --> 00:54:33,861 Now, quickly, before someone comes! 874 00:54:54,989 --> 00:54:57,623 Everyone assemble on the forward deck. 875 00:54:57,625 --> 00:55:01,527 We are arriving at our final destination. 876 00:55:01,529 --> 00:55:03,096 From the depths of creation, 877 00:55:03,098 --> 00:55:06,833 the mighty city has risen once again. 878 00:55:06,835 --> 00:55:09,637 Home to the greatest monster civilization 879 00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:11,539 the world has ever known, 880 00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:16,245 far surpassing Athens and Rome in art, culture and sophistication. 881 00:55:16,247 --> 00:55:21,587 I give you the legendary lost city of Atlantis. 882 00:55:46,714 --> 00:55:49,883 It's a giant Kraken! 883 00:55:49,885 --> 00:55:52,753 ♪ There's a place you've gotta be 884 00:55:52,755 --> 00:55:56,091 ♪ A thousand leagues beneath the sea 885 00:55:56,093 --> 00:56:00,996 ♪ And it's waiting over here for you and me 886 00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:05,568 ♪ Gonna take you for a ride 887 00:56:05,570 --> 00:56:08,939 ♪ But first you've gotta come inside 888 00:56:08,941 --> 00:56:13,878 ♪ Get ready, for the party's on tonight 889 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:18,083 ♪ So relax and just unwind 890 00:56:18,085 --> 00:56:21,588 ♪ Leave your worries all behind 891 00:56:21,590 --> 00:56:25,761 ♪ And get ready, for the party's on tonight 892 00:56:35,972 --> 00:56:38,940 Welcome to Atlantis! 893 00:56:38,942 --> 00:56:41,643 ♪ So get ready 894 00:56:41,645 --> 00:56:43,847 ♪ Ready 895 00:56:43,849 --> 00:56:44,851 Oh! 896 00:56:45,883 --> 00:56:49,920 ♪ It's party time 897 00:56:54,996 --> 00:56:56,798 ♪ It's party time! ♪ 898 00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,966 Ooh. I am so excited! 899 00:57:00,968 --> 00:57:02,271 Come to Daddy! 900 00:57:04,906 --> 00:57:06,273 - Oh. - Twenty-eight black! 901 00:57:07,844 --> 00:57:08,779 Oh! 902 00:57:10,846 --> 00:57:13,348 - Ahhh! - Oh, no, you don't. 903 00:57:13,350 --> 00:57:16,350 Last time you gambled, you lost an arm and a leg. Literally! 904 00:57:16,352 --> 00:57:18,353 - Replacement limbs... - I'll raise you 40. 905 00:57:18,355 --> 00:57:20,822 ...aren't just lying around like they were in the old days. 906 00:57:20,824 --> 00:57:23,125 So, no gambling. 907 00:57:23,127 --> 00:57:24,260 Frank! 908 00:57:24,262 --> 00:57:26,198 Yes, dear! Got it! No gambling! 909 00:57:32,739 --> 00:57:34,406 - Tinkles, stop. - Wait. 910 00:57:34,408 --> 00:57:36,709 - Stop it, Tinkles, stop. - Ah! Wait! 911 00:57:40,213 --> 00:57:42,248 Have you guys seen Mavis? I have to find her. 912 00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:43,750 Why? What's going on? 913 00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:45,786 I'm going to tell her about Ericka. 914 00:57:45,788 --> 00:57:48,255 I can't lie to my own daughter anymore. 915 00:57:48,257 --> 00:57:51,159 She's the most important person in the world to me. 916 00:57:51,161 --> 00:57:53,163 I have to tell her the truth. 917 00:57:55,365 --> 00:57:57,201 Right after I talk to Ericka. 918 00:57:59,470 --> 00:58:00,673 Hey. 919 00:58:02,907 --> 00:58:04,239 All right, I'm all... 920 00:58:04,241 --> 00:58:06,310 Frank, are you sure you know what you're doing? 921 00:58:06,312 --> 00:58:09,016 I got this. I'm all in. 922 00:58:12,185 --> 00:58:14,119 Johnny, have you seen my dad? 923 00:58:14,121 --> 00:58:16,855 - Maybe he's with Bob. - Why would he be with Bob? 924 00:58:16,857 --> 00:58:18,858 Bob's a great guy. 925 00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:20,928 - Oh, there he is. - Who? Bob? 926 00:58:38,281 --> 00:58:41,183 There he is! Hi, Bob! 927 01:00:06,586 --> 01:00:07,788 Oh. 928 01:01:20,237 --> 01:01:21,440 There it is. 929 01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,427 You saved my life. 930 01:01:41,429 --> 01:01:43,363 Of course. Why wouldn't I? 931 01:01:43,365 --> 01:01:47,000 I just can't believe you would do that for a human. 932 01:01:47,002 --> 01:01:50,036 Humans, monsters, what's the difference? 933 01:01:50,038 --> 01:01:53,074 Yeah, right. Right. 934 01:01:53,076 --> 01:01:55,310 Wait. What are you doing here? 935 01:01:55,312 --> 01:01:59,147 Oh, uh... Well, you know, vampires can predict the future, 936 01:01:59,149 --> 01:02:02,184 so I knew you would need my help. 937 01:02:02,186 --> 01:02:04,420 Ha! Never heard that before. 938 01:02:04,422 --> 01:02:06,490 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a well-known fact. 939 01:02:07,693 --> 01:02:09,359 What are you doing here? 940 01:02:09,361 --> 01:02:10,493 Oh! Uh... 941 01:02:10,495 --> 01:02:12,596 Well, I'm here to get that. 942 01:02:12,598 --> 01:02:14,565 Yeah, it's a family heirloom. 943 01:02:14,567 --> 01:02:19,204 Yeah, it was lost at sea, and my great-grandfather is... Was! 944 01:02:19,206 --> 01:02:22,541 Uh, was totally obsessed with getting it back. 945 01:02:22,543 --> 01:02:26,982 So, anywho, thanks for saving my life, but I can take it from... 946 01:02:32,722 --> 01:02:34,255 Got to be a little more careful. 947 01:02:34,257 --> 01:02:36,158 How many times can you save my life, right? 948 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,627 I don't know. Every time? 949 01:02:38,629 --> 01:02:41,199 Really? Well, then... 950 01:03:15,771 --> 01:03:17,107 Wow! 951 01:03:34,627 --> 01:03:37,599 Ah, that was incredible. 952 01:03:48,777 --> 01:03:50,411 Oh, uh... 953 01:03:50,413 --> 01:03:53,516 Don't you want to get your family heirloom thingy? 954 01:03:54,350 --> 01:03:56,153 Oh. Right. 955 01:04:01,426 --> 01:04:03,592 Got it. 956 01:04:32,461 --> 01:04:34,461 Mmm. 957 01:04:34,463 --> 01:04:36,330 Oh, here, let me get that for you. 958 01:04:38,602 --> 01:04:39,770 Dad! 959 01:04:40,937 --> 01:04:42,704 Mavis! 960 01:04:42,706 --> 01:04:44,507 What are you doing to my father? 961 01:04:44,509 --> 01:04:46,476 Wait! Whoa. Whoa! 962 01:04:46,478 --> 01:04:48,745 Mavis, stop! Put her down! 963 01:04:48,747 --> 01:04:52,249 No! She's trying to hurt you. Why can't you see that? 964 01:04:53,653 --> 01:04:56,520 Because I... 965 01:04:56,522 --> 01:04:58,757 Because I Zinged. 966 01:04:58,759 --> 01:05:00,258 What? 967 01:05:00,260 --> 01:05:02,797 I Zinged with Ericka. 968 01:05:03,965 --> 01:05:06,266 No, that can't be true. 969 01:05:06,268 --> 01:05:07,801 You only Zing once. 970 01:05:07,803 --> 01:05:10,436 That's what I thought, too. 971 01:05:10,438 --> 01:05:12,740 "Zing"? What's a Zing? 972 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:16,778 Uh, well, it's a thing for monsters. 973 01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:19,582 It's kind of like our "love at first sight." 974 01:05:19,584 --> 01:05:22,417 What? No. No, no, no. 975 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,753 - You don't even know me. - Well, not yet. 976 01:05:24,755 --> 01:05:27,256 - But we're just... - No, you don't understand. 977 01:05:27,258 --> 01:05:28,791 I can't be with you. 978 01:05:28,793 --> 01:05:31,729 I could never be with someone like you. 979 01:05:31,731 --> 01:05:32,866 I could never be with 980 01:05:33,799 --> 01:05:34,901 a monster. 981 01:05:45,647 --> 01:05:48,414 Dad, I'm so sorry. 982 01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:50,219 - I... - It doesn't matter. 983 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:54,257 You heard what she said. 984 01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:03,668 But a Zing never lies. 985 01:06:17,952 --> 01:06:19,921 Ha! You got it! 986 01:06:21,021 --> 01:06:22,456 Yes. 987 01:06:26,694 --> 01:06:29,395 Now that we have the instrument of destruction, 988 01:06:29,397 --> 01:06:32,333 our family legacy will be fulfilled. 989 01:06:32,335 --> 01:06:36,837 But first, we'll draw them in with a dance party! 990 01:06:36,839 --> 01:06:39,540 I love to dance. 991 01:06:53,492 --> 01:06:55,060 Frank, could you zip me up? 992 01:06:55,062 --> 01:06:57,027 We're gonna be late. 993 01:06:57,029 --> 01:06:59,331 Where did you get those? 994 01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:01,533 Uh, see, here's the funny thing. 995 01:07:01,535 --> 01:07:04,437 I lost my hands gambling, but... It's no big deal! 996 01:07:04,439 --> 01:07:06,505 Look, I got these from the seafood buffet. 997 01:07:06,507 --> 01:07:08,875 Look at this. Clickety-click, click, clack, clack, click, click. 998 01:07:08,877 --> 01:07:11,281 I kind of like 'em. I like 'em. 999 01:07:17,119 --> 01:07:18,721 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm. 1000 01:07:18,723 --> 01:07:20,522 Mmm. Mmm. 1001 01:07:20,524 --> 01:07:21,660 A-ha! 1002 01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,953 Ah, I guess the party's this way. 1003 01:07:46,955 --> 01:07:47,891 Whoo! 1004 01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:50,493 Whoa! 1005 01:07:59,837 --> 01:08:00,839 Wow. 1006 01:08:03,540 --> 01:08:06,108 Let's get this party started right! 1007 01:08:06,110 --> 01:08:07,577 - Whoo-hoo! - All right! 1008 01:08:07,579 --> 01:08:08,581 What? 1009 01:08:09,947 --> 01:08:11,548 Huh? 1010 01:08:11,550 --> 01:08:14,552 I thought they said the party was this way. 1011 01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:43,084 DJ in a clamshell? 1012 01:08:43,086 --> 01:08:45,588 I'm so jealous. 1013 01:09:32,245 --> 01:09:36,214 I can't believe my dad Zinged with someone who's trying to kill him. 1014 01:09:36,216 --> 01:09:38,616 Yeah, the Zing makes you do crazy things. 1015 01:09:38,618 --> 01:09:40,852 Really, Johnny? 1016 01:09:40,854 --> 01:09:45,625 What's most important to understand is that love is an infinite enigma 1017 01:09:45,627 --> 01:09:47,894 that is beyond our understanding. 1018 01:09:47,896 --> 01:09:51,265 You and I were two halves, a world apart. 1019 01:09:51,267 --> 01:09:54,302 But then we followed the strands of destiny 1020 01:09:54,304 --> 01:09:56,069 and were brought together. 1021 01:09:56,071 --> 01:09:59,039 And our halves made one whole. 1022 01:09:59,041 --> 01:10:01,243 But what if she and he... 1023 01:10:01,245 --> 01:10:04,812 You must release all the negativity and look within. 1024 01:10:04,814 --> 01:10:06,853 Your bond is unbreakable. 1025 01:10:08,987 --> 01:10:11,054 You're right, honey. Wow. 1026 01:10:11,056 --> 01:10:12,556 Thanks. 1027 01:10:12,558 --> 01:10:14,925 Whoa, you sounded pretty smart, Dad. 1028 01:10:14,927 --> 01:10:16,961 Oh, that? Yeah, it was just the philosophy 1029 01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:19,730 of Sifu Sing from my favorite TV show when I was a kid, 1030 01:10:19,732 --> 01:10:21,332 Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master. 1031 01:10:21,334 --> 01:10:23,001 Anyways, let's get back to dancing! 1032 01:10:23,003 --> 01:10:24,139 Cool. 1033 01:10:28,309 --> 01:10:30,878 Dad? You have to talk to Ericka. 1034 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,978 - What? - I know. 1035 01:10:31,980 --> 01:10:33,813 I know what I said before, 1036 01:10:33,815 --> 01:10:36,684 but maybe I overreacted a teensy bit. 1037 01:10:36,686 --> 01:10:38,987 It's just the thought of losing you. 1038 01:10:38,989 --> 01:10:42,123 What? What are you talking about, losing me? 1039 01:10:42,125 --> 01:10:44,159 Well, obviously, after you get married, 1040 01:10:44,161 --> 01:10:46,127 you're gonna live on the ship and travel around the world... 1041 01:10:46,129 --> 01:10:48,731 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, Mavis. 1042 01:10:48,733 --> 01:10:50,967 There are two things I can promise you. 1043 01:10:50,969 --> 01:10:56,807 One, nothing can ever take me from you and all my family. 1044 01:10:56,809 --> 01:11:00,081 Two, I will never live on a boat. 1045 01:11:02,617 --> 01:11:05,084 You're my cute little tarantula. 1046 01:11:05,086 --> 01:11:07,220 How could I ever leave you? 1047 01:11:07,222 --> 01:11:09,221 Now, seriously, go talk to her. 1048 01:11:09,223 --> 01:11:11,626 I can't. You heard what she said, 1049 01:11:11,628 --> 01:11:14,328 she could never be with someone like me. 1050 01:11:14,330 --> 01:11:16,663 No, Dad. You're just a half, 1051 01:11:16,665 --> 01:11:20,168 and you have to follow your destiny to find an infinite whole. 1052 01:11:20,170 --> 01:11:22,003 You sound like Johnny. 1053 01:11:22,005 --> 01:11:24,906 Point is, you can't deny a Zing. 1054 01:11:24,908 --> 01:11:27,677 Monster, human, unicorn... 1055 01:11:27,679 --> 01:11:28,747 It doesn't matter. 1056 01:11:29,414 --> 01:11:31,717 So go to her! Now! 1057 01:11:33,185 --> 01:11:34,818 Okay. I'm on it. 1058 01:11:36,322 --> 01:11:37,855 Hey, man, you're not allowed up here. 1059 01:11:37,857 --> 01:11:40,358 The DJ booth is a sacred space. 1060 01:11:47,368 --> 01:11:49,369 No. Tinkles, quiet. 1061 01:11:49,371 --> 01:11:50,904 Who is this? 1062 01:11:50,906 --> 01:11:55,308 Ha! I know you recognize me, your greatest rival. 1063 01:11:55,310 --> 01:11:58,211 Hmm. Oh, right. 1064 01:11:58,213 --> 01:12:01,315 You own that Holiday Inn down by the airport. 1065 01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:05,954 No! It is I, Abraham Van Helsing. 1066 01:12:05,956 --> 01:12:07,423 Van Helsing? 1067 01:12:07,425 --> 01:12:09,292 After all these years? 1068 01:12:09,294 --> 01:12:11,197 You look awful. 1069 01:12:12,432 --> 01:12:15,399 Always with the quick insults. 1070 01:12:15,401 --> 01:12:17,936 Well, this will shut you up. 1071 01:12:17,938 --> 01:12:19,838 And all monsters. 1072 01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:23,876 Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's family heirloom thingy. 1073 01:12:23,878 --> 01:12:26,379 Good one, Ericka. 1074 01:12:26,381 --> 01:12:27,913 Ericka? 1075 01:12:27,915 --> 01:12:29,282 You fool. 1076 01:12:29,284 --> 01:12:32,152 Not only is she the ship's captain, 1077 01:12:32,154 --> 01:12:34,054 but she also happens to be... 1078 01:12:36,393 --> 01:12:38,796 Wait. You tell him. 1079 01:12:40,429 --> 01:12:43,100 I'm his great-granddaughter. 1080 01:12:44,434 --> 01:12:47,169 I'm Ericka Van Helsing. 1081 01:12:47,171 --> 01:12:50,173 I knew there was something wrong with her. 1082 01:12:50,175 --> 01:12:51,441 But... 1083 01:12:51,443 --> 01:12:54,245 See, what happened... 1084 01:12:54,247 --> 01:12:56,279 Now that we're all caught up, 1085 01:12:56,281 --> 01:12:59,117 let's get back to the dying. 1086 01:12:59,119 --> 01:13:04,523 Behold, the key to the demise of all monsters. 1087 01:13:17,038 --> 01:13:18,340 Let's see. 1088 01:13:18,342 --> 01:13:20,975 Right... Okay. 1089 01:13:24,048 --> 01:13:26,215 Listen to the melody 1090 01:13:26,217 --> 01:13:28,087 of your destruction. 1091 01:13:31,189 --> 01:13:33,556 Ooh, what's this little doodad do? 1092 01:13:34,893 --> 01:13:36,429 Yeah! 1093 01:13:58,888 --> 01:14:01,159 Hey, look! It's the Kraken. 1094 01:14:15,874 --> 01:14:17,209 Everybody out! Now! 1095 01:14:29,491 --> 01:14:31,892 We're trapped! Everybody back! 1096 01:14:53,286 --> 01:14:55,221 Yay! 1097 01:15:02,663 --> 01:15:04,263 Baby! 1098 01:15:04,265 --> 01:15:05,931 Papa! 1099 01:15:16,145 --> 01:15:17,982 This has to stop now! 1100 01:15:19,148 --> 01:15:20,147 Drac, no! 1101 01:15:20,149 --> 01:15:21,117 Ah! 1102 01:15:34,132 --> 01:15:35,233 Dad! 1103 01:15:36,636 --> 01:15:38,135 Mavis! 1104 01:15:38,137 --> 01:15:41,074 Time for the immortal Dracula to die. 1105 01:15:52,054 --> 01:15:53,321 Dad! 1106 01:15:59,363 --> 01:16:00,397 No! 1107 01:16:01,998 --> 01:16:03,033 Ericka! 1108 01:16:07,172 --> 01:16:08,438 Bob! Help! 1109 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:09,642 Huh? 1110 01:16:13,045 --> 01:16:14,177 Tinkles? 1111 01:16:14,179 --> 01:16:15,346 Dennis. 1112 01:16:15,348 --> 01:16:18,049 Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles? 1113 01:16:18,051 --> 01:16:19,450 How did he get here? 1114 01:16:19,452 --> 01:16:21,454 But thank goodness he did, 'cause look! 1115 01:17:02,402 --> 01:17:03,667 You can't do this! 1116 01:17:03,669 --> 01:17:05,506 You're wrong about monsters! 1117 01:17:06,674 --> 01:17:09,542 Dracula... He saved my life. 1118 01:17:09,544 --> 01:17:10,810 What? 1119 01:17:10,812 --> 01:17:12,678 I'm so sorry, Drac. 1120 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,148 I was trying to kill you this whole time, 1121 01:17:15,150 --> 01:17:17,719 but then I realized how wrong I was. 1122 01:17:17,721 --> 01:17:19,757 How wrong all of this is. 1123 01:17:21,257 --> 01:17:23,125 And then I... 1124 01:17:23,127 --> 01:17:24,329 I Zinged. 1125 01:17:25,596 --> 01:17:27,529 "Zing"? What's a Zing? 1126 01:17:27,531 --> 01:17:28,797 It's a monster thing. 1127 01:17:28,799 --> 01:17:30,600 You wouldn't understand. 1128 01:17:30,602 --> 01:17:33,203 It's like true love. 1129 01:17:33,205 --> 01:17:34,270 Love? 1130 01:17:37,644 --> 01:17:40,410 Well, I guess the legacy ends with me. 1131 01:17:40,412 --> 01:17:42,347 Hmm, that's an awkward ending. 1132 01:17:42,349 --> 01:17:43,549 Nope! 1133 01:17:43,551 --> 01:17:46,187 It's time to start a new legacy. 1134 01:17:47,222 --> 01:17:49,692 A monster-human legacy. 1135 01:17:50,859 --> 01:17:52,291 No! 1136 01:17:58,534 --> 01:18:02,471 Drac! Van Helsing's beats are controlling the giant octopus thingy. 1137 01:18:02,473 --> 01:18:06,476 If there's one thing I hate, it's an evil DJ. 1138 01:18:06,478 --> 01:18:09,381 We need positive energy! 1139 01:18:15,587 --> 01:18:18,722 Get ready for a DJ battle! 1140 01:18:18,724 --> 01:18:21,658 You just carry all that stuff around with you? 1141 01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:24,864 Once a bar mitzvah DJ, always a bar mitzvah DJ. 1142 01:18:24,866 --> 01:18:28,734 We're gonna use good music to defeat his evil music. 1143 01:18:28,736 --> 01:18:31,370 - What? - Trust me, I know the tunes, 1144 01:18:31,372 --> 01:18:33,272 but you've got the power. 1145 01:18:33,274 --> 01:18:35,308 All right. Okay. 1146 01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:38,579 Opening song needs to be off the shizak. 1147 01:18:38,581 --> 01:18:40,684 Ooh, got it. Play this! 1148 01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:46,354 ♪ I'm picking up good vibrations 1149 01:18:47,491 --> 01:18:50,193 ♪ She's giving me excitations 1150 01:18:50,195 --> 01:18:52,494 - ♪ Good - ♪ I'm picking up 1151 01:18:52,496 --> 01:18:54,265 ♪ Good vibrations 1152 01:18:54,267 --> 01:18:55,766 ♪ She's giving me 1153 01:18:55,768 --> 01:18:57,333 ♪ Excitations 1154 01:18:57,335 --> 01:18:59,170 ♪ Good, good, good 1155 01:18:59,172 --> 01:19:00,539 ♪ Good vibrations 1156 01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:01,740 ♪ She's giving me... 1157 01:19:01,742 --> 01:19:03,607 What is that noise? 1158 01:19:03,609 --> 01:19:06,444 ♪ I'm picking up good vibrations 1159 01:19:06,446 --> 01:19:08,180 ♪ She's giving me excitations 1160 01:19:08,182 --> 01:19:09,581 Wow! I like this one. 1161 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:11,417 This feels good. 1162 01:19:11,419 --> 01:19:13,487 ♪ Good vibrations ♪ 1163 01:19:13,489 --> 01:19:15,521 The fool. 1164 01:19:39,619 --> 01:19:42,553 Whoa! His music is too powerful! 1165 01:19:42,555 --> 01:19:44,890 We're gonna need something even more positive. 1166 01:19:44,892 --> 01:19:46,161 Now, Drac! 1167 01:19:54,604 --> 01:19:56,439 ♪ So don't worry 1168 01:19:57,907 --> 01:19:59,441 ♪ Be happy 1169 01:19:59,443 --> 01:20:00,608 ♪ Don't worry 1170 01:20:00,610 --> 01:20:03,278 - Really? - It has a nice message. 1171 01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:06,849 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 1172 01:20:06,851 --> 01:20:08,516 ♪ Don't worry 1173 01:20:08,518 --> 01:20:10,019 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 1174 01:20:10,021 --> 01:20:11,555 ♪ Be happy 1175 01:20:11,557 --> 01:20:13,022 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 1176 01:20:13,024 --> 01:20:15,792 I've had enough of this nonsense! 1177 01:20:38,487 --> 01:20:41,823 Johnny, we need the most brain-dominating, 1178 01:20:41,825 --> 01:20:45,593 toe-tappinating song in the history of all the universe. 1179 01:20:48,966 --> 01:20:51,636 Come on. Where is it? 1180 01:20:53,638 --> 01:20:55,773 I don't know! 1181 01:20:55,775 --> 01:20:57,474 There's too many choices. 1182 01:21:00,013 --> 01:21:02,012 No, wait! 1183 01:21:02,014 --> 01:21:04,852 This is it. 1184 01:21:17,633 --> 01:21:18,933 What the... 1185 01:21:33,552 --> 01:21:35,421 Boy, that stinks. 1186 01:21:41,595 --> 01:21:43,961 It's working! 1187 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:55,743 Hey, Johnny's corny music is defeating the evil music. 1188 01:21:55,745 --> 01:21:57,077 I kind of like it. 1189 01:21:57,079 --> 01:21:58,815 Ooh! 1190 01:22:19,505 --> 01:22:21,706 No! 1191 01:22:41,531 --> 01:22:43,864 Argh! Ahhh! Whoo! 1192 01:22:43,866 --> 01:22:46,905 I'm a slave to the rhythm! 1193 01:22:53,112 --> 01:22:54,381 No! 1194 01:22:56,682 --> 01:22:58,615 Drac, what are you doing? 1195 01:22:58,617 --> 01:23:00,785 You got to be greater than the haters! 1196 01:23:04,658 --> 01:23:06,428 Huh? 1197 01:23:16,571 --> 01:23:17,605 Why? 1198 01:23:17,607 --> 01:23:20,507 Why, after everything, 1199 01:23:20,509 --> 01:23:22,642 would you save my life? 1200 01:23:22,644 --> 01:23:26,080 Because basically we are all the same. 1201 01:23:26,082 --> 01:23:29,686 Claws or hands, two eyes or three eyes. 1202 01:23:29,688 --> 01:23:31,720 - Green skin. - No skin. 1203 01:23:31,722 --> 01:23:33,121 - Prickly. - Brainy. 1204 01:23:38,798 --> 01:23:40,100 I'm sorry. 1205 01:23:46,974 --> 01:23:48,975 Ew. 1206 01:23:48,977 --> 01:23:51,113 You are amazing. 1207 01:24:01,791 --> 01:24:04,595 Look at me, Dennis. Look at me. 1208 01:24:05,829 --> 01:24:08,596 Come on, you can't deny it. 1209 01:24:08,598 --> 01:24:10,668 No! I'm too young to Zing! 1210 01:24:15,607 --> 01:24:17,807 Well, I feel kind of silly now. 1211 01:24:17,809 --> 01:24:21,646 Heh. For decades I have hunted your kind, 1212 01:24:21,648 --> 01:24:23,247 persecuted you. 1213 01:24:26,287 --> 01:24:29,491 The only thing I can do to make it up to you is 1214 01:24:30,725 --> 01:24:32,024 give you 1215 01:24:33,294 --> 01:24:35,296 a 30% refund. 1216 01:24:35,298 --> 01:24:37,800 Preposterous! 1217 01:24:39,168 --> 01:24:41,002 Oh, all right. 1218 01:24:41,004 --> 01:24:42,203 Full refund. 1219 01:25:12,808 --> 01:25:15,741 Wayne, Wanda, what happened to you guys? 1220 01:25:15,743 --> 01:25:18,345 Yeah, we, like, hardly saw you on the cruise. 1221 01:25:18,347 --> 01:25:20,647 Yeah, I know. 1222 01:25:20,649 --> 01:25:22,616 We got tranquilized and spent most of the trip locked in a closet. 1223 01:25:22,618 --> 01:25:25,323 We're gonna book it again for the holidays. 1224 01:25:31,329 --> 01:25:32,828 Hi. Checking in? 1225 01:25:32,830 --> 01:25:34,865 Yes. Thank you. 1226 01:25:34,867 --> 01:25:36,836 Great. I have a room all ready for you. 1227 01:25:38,670 --> 01:25:40,839 Hey, buddy, would you mind? 1228 01:25:40,841 --> 01:25:41,943 Sure thing, pal. 1229 01:25:57,793 --> 01:26:01,695 Okay, what's going on, sneaky pants? 1230 01:26:01,697 --> 01:26:03,730 Oh, nothing. 1231 01:26:03,732 --> 01:26:07,938 It's just, I wanted to make sure nobody would bother us. 1232 01:26:08,773 --> 01:26:10,371 Oh! Why? 1233 01:26:10,373 --> 01:26:13,042 Are you going to suck-a my blood? Bleh, bleh-bleh. 1234 01:26:14,945 --> 01:26:16,747 No. 1235 01:26:16,749 --> 01:26:19,416 I was going to ask you 1236 01:26:19,418 --> 01:26:21,120 if you would marry me. 1237 01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:28,260 Well? What do you say? 1238 01:26:28,262 --> 01:26:29,797 Will you marry me? 1239 01:26:33,401 --> 01:26:35,739 I... I... 1240 01:26:36,471 --> 01:26:38,173 Woobee deeba doobee? 1241 01:26:39,942 --> 01:26:41,111 Wha... 1242 01:26:43,312 --> 01:26:45,815 I mean, I... woobee doobeedee? 1243 01:26:49,721 --> 01:26:51,389 What did she say? 1244 01:26:52,790 --> 01:26:54,726 Uh... I'm not sure. 1245 01:26:57,929 --> 01:26:59,263 Yes! 1246 01:27:02,101 --> 01:27:03,836 Whee! 1247 01:27:09,310 --> 01:27:11,047 ♪ I see love 1248 01:27:13,380 --> 01:27:16,381 ♪ I see love around me 1249 01:27:16,383 --> 01:27:19,055 ♪ From a river to a flood 1250 01:27:21,057 --> 01:27:23,792 ♪ I see love around me 1251 01:27:23,794 --> 01:27:26,828 ♪ Love around me 1252 01:27:26,830 --> 01:27:30,833 ♪ All of you helped me find my heart 1253 01:27:30,835 --> 01:27:34,804 ♪ I didn't even know my name 1254 01:27:34,806 --> 01:27:38,375 ♪ Then I was blinded by the dark 1255 01:27:38,377 --> 01:27:41,512 ♪ My eyes will never look the same 1256 01:27:41,514 --> 01:27:45,115 ♪ Come on, let's run and get lost in the crowd 1257 01:27:45,117 --> 01:27:49,120 ♪ Into the light as the night's coming down 1258 01:27:49,122 --> 01:27:52,858 ♪ I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now 1259 01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:54,930 ♪ We're focusing now 1260 01:27:55,997 --> 01:27:58,000 ♪ I see love 1261 01:28:00,235 --> 01:28:02,303 ♪ I see love around me 1262 01:28:03,405 --> 01:28:05,810 ♪ From a river to a flood 1263 01:28:14,018 --> 01:28:16,155 ♪ From a river to a flood 1264 01:28:18,357 --> 01:28:20,958 ♪ I see love around me 1265 01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:23,027 ♪ Love around me 1266 01:28:23,029 --> 01:28:26,997 ♪ Come on, let's run and get lost in the crowd 1267 01:28:26,999 --> 01:28:30,870 ♪ Into the light as the night's coming down 1268 01:28:30,872 --> 01:28:34,206 - ♪ I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now - Ha-ha! 1269 01:28:34,208 --> 01:28:36,512 ♪ We're focusing now 1270 01:28:39,581 --> 01:28:41,583 ♪ I see love 1271 01:28:43,886 --> 01:28:46,955 ♪ I see love around me 1272 01:28:46,957 --> 01:28:49,260 ♪ From a river to a flood 1273 01:28:51,328 --> 01:28:54,197 ♪ I see love around me 1274 01:28:54,199 --> 01:28:55,497 ♪ Love around me 1275 01:28:55,499 --> 01:28:58,003 ♪ I see love 1276 01:28:59,071 --> 01:29:02,340 ♪ I see love 1277 01:29:02,342 --> 01:29:04,813 ♪ From a river to a flood 1278 01:29:06,914 --> 01:29:09,550 ♪ I see love around me 1279 01:29:10,483 --> 01:29:13,151 ♪ I see love ♪ 1280 01:29:21,396 --> 01:29:23,430 ♪ No, I can't be patient 1281 01:29:23,432 --> 01:29:25,433 ♪ Pullin' up in this spaceship 1282 01:29:25,435 --> 01:29:27,135 ♪ Don't need no destination 1283 01:29:27,137 --> 01:29:29,204 ♪ Baby, come on 1284 01:29:29,206 --> 01:29:31,506 ♪ Don't need to complicate this 1285 01:29:31,508 --> 01:29:33,642 ♪ We're lifting off of this pavement 1286 01:29:33,644 --> 01:29:37,381 ♪ I'll take you to that place where we can vibe on 1287 01:29:37,383 --> 01:29:41,318 ♪ There ain't nothin' but a slow ride 1288 01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:45,990 ♪ So, come on, let's catch some more vibes 1289 01:29:45,992 --> 01:29:49,196 ♪ Baby, let me get by your side 1290 01:29:50,196 --> 01:29:52,532 ♪ And hold on 1291 01:29:52,534 --> 01:29:55,237 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1292 01:29:56,637 --> 01:29:59,375 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1293 01:30:01,110 --> 01:30:03,380 ♪ Nothing else I'd rather do 1294 01:30:05,114 --> 01:30:10,084 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1295 01:30:10,086 --> 01:30:12,321 ♪ You, baby 1296 01:30:12,323 --> 01:30:14,290 ♪ Away, yeah 1297 01:30:14,292 --> 01:30:16,291 ♪ Away, yeah 1298 01:30:16,293 --> 01:30:18,163 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1299 01:30:19,565 --> 01:30:22,032 ♪ Sun over that ocean 1300 01:30:22,034 --> 01:30:24,135 ♪ Sippin' on that potion 1301 01:30:24,137 --> 01:30:27,008 ♪ Don't matter where we rollin', baby, come on 1302 01:30:28,275 --> 01:30:30,141 ♪ Your love prescription 1303 01:30:30,143 --> 01:30:32,110 ♪ Is gettin' me so lifted 1304 01:30:32,112 --> 01:30:36,083 ♪ 'Bout to take this trip where we can vibe on 1305 01:30:36,085 --> 01:30:38,584 ♪ There ain't nothin' but a slow ride 1306 01:30:38,586 --> 01:30:40,387 ♪ Slow ride 1307 01:30:40,389 --> 01:30:43,023 ♪ So, come on, let's catch some more vibes 1308 01:30:43,025 --> 01:30:44,459 ♪ More vibes 1309 01:30:44,461 --> 01:30:47,299 ♪ Baby, let me get by your side 1310 01:30:48,566 --> 01:30:51,166 ♪ And hold on 1311 01:30:51,168 --> 01:30:55,337 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1312 01:30:55,339 --> 01:30:59,610 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1313 01:30:59,612 --> 01:31:02,545 ♪ Nothing else I'd rather do 1314 01:31:03,683 --> 01:31:06,151 ♪ Wanna float away with you 1315 01:31:06,153 --> 01:31:07,552 ♪ Float 1316 01:31:07,554 --> 01:31:11,159 ♪ Wanna float away with you ♪ 1317 01:31:15,366 --> 01:31:20,366 Subtitles by explosiveskull 89878

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