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La, la-la, la, la, la, la, la,
la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
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Yay!
Whoa, Daddy!
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La, la-la, la, la, la, la, la,
la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la.
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Okay, follow me!
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What's the story?
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The bomber's on the roof!
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Get him surrounded.
There!
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Uh, nothing.
Okay, what do we got?
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I got him!
I finally nailed him.
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That ain't the bomber!
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Get him out of here.
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Good morning.
It's Christmas Eve day here in Chicago.
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Time to hang that mistletoe
and hit those stores.
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The temperature stands
at a chilly 33 degrees,
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but forecasters are calling
for things to warm up
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for Santa's arrival tonight.
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In the news today, police
continue their search
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for the elusive Teddy Bear Bomber,
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who has terrorized Chicago
for almost three weeks.
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Yeah.
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Hey, buddy!
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Merry Christmas!
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What's that?
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It's a tree.
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You call that a tree?
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I bought it for you.
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You bought that?
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Well, it fell off a truck.
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I'm touched.
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I knew you would be.
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Wow, I see you've gone all out
with the holiday trimmings.
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Looks very festive in here.
Very decorative.
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Thank you.
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I haven't exactly had
much time to do things.
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I see. You're in denial.
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It's understandable.
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How's that?
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Well, it's your first
Christmas alone, divorced,
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living on top of a hotel,
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no social life.
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Must be rough.
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Thank you very much for
reminding me of that, Chuck.
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Fortunately, I have a cure
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for your nagging mid-winter blues.
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Oh, yeah? What's that?
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Ta-da.
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Lift tickets to Wind Dance, buddy.
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You got ski tickets?
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You and me out on the
slopes Christmas Eve,
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couple of babes in stretch pants.
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I got my car back;
It's waiting down stairs.
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Let's go! Pack a bag!
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You got ski tickets?
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Yep.
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Gare?
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Gare?
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I can't go.
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Why not?
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What do you mean, "Why not?"
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I can't go
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Come on, Gare, one night out of town.
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What is the big deal?
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What's the big deal?
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You know what the big is.
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I'm stuck with this
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People need help on the holidays.
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This holiday, I'm stuck
serving up the help.
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Not if you're not there
to do it, right?
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I had an uncle who killed
himself on Christmas.
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Really?
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Well, was he depressed?
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No. Just stuck his fork in the toaster.
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(sighs)
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All I'm saying is, Gare, you
have the right enjoy yourself.
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Everyone does.
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Uh-huh.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Waiting for Santa.
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Santa?
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Yeah. Why?
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So you actually believe in Santa Claus?
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In theory at least.
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In theory, you believe that there's some
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fat guy in a red suit
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who flies around on a sled and hangs out
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with a bunch of elves.
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Yeah, Mr. Grinch.
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And what do you believe in?
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Presents.
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I'll come back later.
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Thanks, Gidget.
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Listen, Gary,
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are you gonna go with me or not?
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Come on. The world can take
of itself for a day.
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I don't think I'm gonna make it.
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An explosive device hidden
inside a child's toy teddy bear
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detonated today at Bicentennial
Skating Rink
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in downtown Chicago.
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Medic over here!
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Move it!
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The explosion, which occurred
at 10:45 in the morning,
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killed 20 holiday skaters
and injured 50 more.
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Police revealed that the bomber
left a note in the wreckage,
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but officials refused
to divulge the contents.
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Now he's gonna become a murderer.
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I'm gonna need your help, Chuck.
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Fine. Fine.
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You save the world.
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Me? I'm going skiing.
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And do what?
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Chase around a bunch of bunnies?
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You got it.
Uh-huh.
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Look, this is too big.
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I'm going to need some help.
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I'm telling you...
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Qualified help.
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Yeah? And where are
you going to get that?
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I almost hate to say it.
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Say it anyway.
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Well, sir... No, no, I
don't want to hear it!
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All I want to know is who is this guy?!
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Three weeks on this case,
he's running us ragged.
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The mayor wants action.
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Teddy bears, my butt.
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Go on! Get out of here.
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Sir?
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What is it?
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The mayor's on the phone...again.
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Tell him I'm dead!
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Yes, sir.
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And, um, there's someone to see you.
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What kind of someone?
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He says he knows things about the bomber.
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Oh, of course he does.
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Everybody knows things about
this bomber except me.
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Tell him to beat it.
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He also says he knows you.
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Me? What's his name?
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Hobson.
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Remember me?
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Oh, no.
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Merry Christmas!
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Nice beard.
Polyester?
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Merry Christmas!
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Hey, Santa, get yourself a real job, huh?
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Up yours, Scrooge.
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Merry Christmas!
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Thank you very much.
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Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas!
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Excuse me.
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Is this your vehicle?
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Yes, it is.
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Nice.
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Thank you. I'm going skiing.
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I don't think so.
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Excuse me?
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You're coming downtown with us.
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Scofflaw violation.
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We're impounding your car.
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A bomb? In the skating rink?
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Yes, sir.
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This morning?
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That's right. 10:45.
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But it hasn't happened yet?
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No.
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But it's going to, you're sure?
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Yes.
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And you know this because...?
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Well, I'd rather not say.
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Rather not say, because if you did,
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You wouldn't believe me.
I wouldn't believe you.
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Who put you up to this anyway?
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What?
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Is this some guy with a sick
sense of humor,
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some, some comedy guy?
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No. Look, I'm telling
you the truth here.
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Oh, sure you are.
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Like all the other 87 hot
tips we got today, huh?
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No. Look, this one is real.
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People are gonna die.
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I'm just trying to help you here.
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Of course you are.
This is flat.
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Look, do me a favor.
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Go help somebody else, huh?
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Get him out of here.
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Look, this is gonna happen.
Today, Crumb.
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He's gonna leave a note.
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Did you say a note?
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Okay, talk.
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About what?
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About the note.
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Where is it?
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What's it like?
Wh-What's it say?
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Look, I don't know.
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All I know is that
it's found in the wreckage.
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Oh, like these were?
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No one, not even
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the press knew about these.
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We're keeping it a secret.
Now, who told you?
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I can't tell you.
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Eight of these in three weeks,
all addressed to me.
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"Ha-ha-ha.
Fooled you."
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This guy's giving me headache.
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Look, I'm sorry about that,
but what do you want me to do?
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You're sorry? What about me?
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This is Christmas Eve.
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I should be home with my kids.
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Instead, I'm sitting around
with some guy who thinks
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he's The Amazing Kreskin.
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And what's worse,
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I'm even starting to believe him.
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Now, is that nuts?
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Don't answer that.
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The Bicentennial Skating Rink
in less than an hour?
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Yeah.
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No. We're staying here.
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Sir, mayor's calling again.
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I want bomb squad and S.W.A.T.
and lots of communication.
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And warn the locals that we're
coming it in, but keep it quiet.
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I don't want to cause a panic.
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Excuse me.
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Shouldn't you evacuate
the rink over there?
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On what grounds?
A little birdie told me?
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A little birdie?
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Look, people get cranky
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when you shut down
their business on a hunch.
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Show me a bomb,
and then we'll talk.
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Me?
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I don't know where the bomb is.
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I don't know exactly where it is, but
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Fine. Come on along for the
ride. We'll have a lot of fun.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Listen, Charlie...
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Gary. It's Gary.
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Whomever.
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You're not walking until
I find this S.Jo..B.
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You want to guess why?
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Because it might be me.
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Bingo. It might be you.
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Get in the car.
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Shouldn't you be solving murders
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or prosecuting drug dealers or something?
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This way.
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This is ridiculous.
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Who's this?
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Fishman, Charles.
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Chuck, as my good friend the
congressman calls me.
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Which congressman?
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All of them.
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Look, Sergeant, there's obviously
been some sort of mistake here.
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These Nazis took my car.
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Now, I am willing to overlook this...
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What's he in for?
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Parking tickets.
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See what I mean?
Parking tickets.
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How many?
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106.
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Okay, so I park a lot.
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It's a big city.
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It happens.
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You know, mail, schedules...
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I've been so busy lately,
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as I'm sure you have.
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To tell you the truth...
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I thought I already paid.
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So just what tell me what the fine is,
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I'll pay it, and I'll be gone.
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Too late for that.
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Okay, then bail.
271
00:11:29,954 --> 00:11:31,722
How much is bail?
A couple of hundred?
272
00:11:31,789 --> 00:11:33,023
A grand?
273
00:11:33,091 --> 00:11:34,925
I'll write you a check right now, okay?
274
00:11:34,993 --> 00:11:37,328
And then next week, after
I'm off the slopes...
275
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,762
That's up to the judge.
276
00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:40,598
Judge?
277
00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,166
Where?
278
00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:44,601
Court convenes early Thursday morning.
279
00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:47,738
That's the day after tomorrow.
280
00:11:47,806 --> 00:11:50,174
What is this, some sort of joke?
281
00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:53,343
A little Yuletide humor?
282
00:11:56,815 --> 00:11:59,216
Think of it as your personal manger.
283
00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:00,617
You can't do this.
284
00:12:00,685 --> 00:12:02,453
This isn't Bolivia!
285
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,688
I'll call Johnny Cochran!
286
00:12:04,756 --> 00:12:06,323
Oh, great.
287
00:12:06,391 --> 00:12:08,325
This is just perfect.
288
00:12:08,393 --> 00:12:10,427
Think you got problems?
289
00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:12,496
I'm late for work.
290
00:12:12,564 --> 00:12:14,131
Yeah?
291
00:12:14,199 --> 00:12:15,432
And who are you?
292
00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:18,903
Santa Claus.
293
00:12:28,313 --> 00:12:30,881
Okay, this is it. How much time we got?
15 minutes. Maybe less.
294
00:12:30,949 --> 00:12:32,850
Are you sure you don't want
to change your story?
295
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,251
No, this is going to happen. Trust me.
296
00:12:34,319 --> 00:12:35,853
Yeah, I was afraid of that.
297
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,621
Look, Crumb, can't we get
these people out of here
298
00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:38,956
just to be on the safe side?
299
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:40,357
You like skating?
Huh?
300
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:41,425
They like skating.
301
00:12:41,492 --> 00:12:42,860
They came here to skate.
302
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,695
Let's take a look around first, okay?
303
00:12:44,762 --> 00:12:46,931
Yeah, well, you better look fast.
304
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,268
Oh, boy.
305
00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:53,603
Oh, boy.
306
00:12:53,671 --> 00:12:54,871
Hey, Aunt Marge?
307
00:12:54,939 --> 00:12:56,507
It's me, Chuck Fishman.
308
00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:58,209
How are you?
309
00:12:58,276 --> 00:13:00,844
Your nephew, remember?
310
00:13:00,912 --> 00:13:02,079
Yeah.
311
00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:04,615
Hey, merry Christmas.
312
00:13:04,682 --> 00:13:06,717
Yeah, that's right, the scrawny one.
313
00:13:06,784 --> 00:13:08,885
Listen, Aunt Marge, um, I'm in a bit
314
00:13:08,953 --> 00:13:10,688
of a spot here, and...
315
00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:12,623
No, no, no.
I'm not coming to visit.
316
00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:13,858
Uh-huh.
I'm in jail,
317
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,526
and I've called everyone
318
00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:16,727
I know and...
319
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:18,529
Hello?
320
00:13:18,596 --> 00:13:20,664
Marge?
321
00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:24,101
Cut off?
322
00:13:24,168 --> 00:13:25,936
Hung up.
323
00:13:26,004 --> 00:13:27,738
She's like that.
324
00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:28,506
Who?
325
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:29,873
Marge.
326
00:13:29,941 --> 00:13:33,043
You know my aunt?
327
00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:34,445
Oh, I know everyone.
328
00:13:34,512 --> 00:13:36,147
Been to the house.
329
00:13:36,214 --> 00:13:38,416
Oh, that's right, because you're, uh...
330
00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:40,217
Uh-huh.
331
00:13:40,285 --> 00:13:44,588
Hey, can someone get in here?!
332
00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:45,956
I'd like to make a complaint!
333
00:13:46,024 --> 00:13:47,491
Sergeant?
334
00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:48,526
His name's Eddie.
335
00:13:48,593 --> 00:13:49,827
Used to call him "Stinker"
336
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:51,595
when he was eight...don't bring it up.
337
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,831
He's sensitive.
338
00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:55,999
Hello?!
339
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:57,835
Problem here?
340
00:13:57,902 --> 00:13:59,136
Yeah, I got a problem.
341
00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:00,938
When do I get out of rattrap?
342
00:14:01,005 --> 00:14:02,106
Once we run through your files.
343
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,274
The computer's down right now.
344
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,642
Well, get it back up.
345
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:07,044
Have a little patience.
It's Christmas Eve.
346
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,345
Give me that cellular phone.
347
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,446
This is a jail.
348
00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:10,881
Hey, hey, hey.
349
00:14:13,785 --> 00:14:15,653
What's with this guy?
350
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,521
Breaking and entering.
351
00:14:17,588 --> 00:14:19,023
We picked him up on a rooftop
352
00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:20,357
trying to sneak down a chimney.
353
00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:22,126
Meant to clean the whole place out.
354
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,895
It's not how it looked.
355
00:14:24,962 --> 00:14:27,831
Look, I don't want to seem pushy,
356
00:14:27,899 --> 00:14:29,799
but I need to be going.
357
00:14:29,867 --> 00:14:33,703
See, my sleigh's due pick me up
in a half hour in the park.
358
00:14:33,771 --> 00:14:35,472
And then where, the North Pole?
359
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,007
Oh, Thailand.
360
00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:38,275
You know how it is.
361
00:14:38,343 --> 00:14:39,943
Once you behind on a gig like this...
362
00:14:40,011 --> 00:14:41,778
Fruitcake.
363
00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:44,881
Well, a lot of kids are going
to be disappointed.
364
00:14:44,949 --> 00:14:47,517
You really believe this, don't you?
365
00:14:48,986 --> 00:14:50,921
Well, don't you?
366
00:14:52,924 --> 00:14:55,026
I think you're out of your mind.
367
00:14:58,096 --> 00:15:00,531
Then you're going to get a lump of coal.
368
00:15:00,598 --> 00:15:04,435
Jingle, jingle, jingle,
jingle, jingle, jingle...
369
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,303
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
370
00:15:06,371 --> 00:15:07,604
Ring-ting-tingling...
371
00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:09,206
Anything yet?
372
00:15:09,274 --> 00:15:10,140
No sign of it anywhere.
373
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:11,308
Did you check the lockers?
374
00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:13,610
Doing it now.
375
00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:15,046
Well?
376
00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:16,480
We just got to keep looking.
377
00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:17,814
It's got to be somewhere.
378
00:15:17,882 --> 00:15:18,915
Of course it is.
379
00:15:18,983 --> 00:15:20,083
Unless, of course, it ain't.
380
00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,886
What does that mean?
381
00:15:22,954 --> 00:15:24,888
Meaning maybe it's here, maybe it's not.
382
00:15:24,956 --> 00:15:26,123
Maybe it's on the moon.
383
00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:27,524
Maybe you're the bomber.
384
00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:28,525
Or maybe I'm just out of my mind.
385
00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:29,760
Well, that's a good possibility.
386
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:31,929
Let me tell...
Nothing.
387
00:15:31,996 --> 00:15:33,697
All right, we're out of here.
388
00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:36,133
You have some explaining to do.
389
00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:37,701
What are you talking about?
You can't leave.
390
00:15:37,768 --> 00:15:38,702
Try me.
391
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:40,137
Look, people are going to die, Crumb.
392
00:15:40,204 --> 00:15:41,605
Yeah, me from frostbite
if I don't out of...
393
00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:44,374
What are you...?
Crumb, the bear.
394
00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:47,945
My God.
395
00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:49,813
Don't touch it...it's a bomb.
396
00:15:49,881 --> 00:15:51,615
Did I say that?
Everybody get off the ice!
397
00:15:51,682 --> 00:15:53,150
Get off the ice.
398
00:15:53,217 --> 00:15:54,818
Don't panic!
399
00:15:54,886 --> 00:15:56,487
Get off the ice.
400
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:57,621
Everybody off the ice!
401
00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:59,856
Hey, little girl.
402
00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:02,025
Come on, let me see
your bear, huh? Huh?
403
00:16:02,093 --> 00:16:03,193
That's it.
404
00:16:03,261 --> 00:16:05,295
Get off the ice!
405
00:16:05,363 --> 00:16:08,165
We'll be singing songs we love to sing
406
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,200
Without a single stop
407
00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:13,671
At the fireplace while we
watch the chestnuts pop
408
00:16:13,738 --> 00:16:16,073
Pop! Pop! Pop!
409
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,374
There's a happy feeling
410
00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:19,977
Nothing in the world can buy
411
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:21,979
When they pass around
the coffee
412
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:23,814
And the pumpkin pie
413
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:26,250
It'll nearly be like a picture print
414
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,551
By Currier and Ives
415
00:16:28,619 --> 00:16:30,154
All these wonderful things
416
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,990
Are the things we remember
all through our lives
417
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:34,525
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
418
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,760
Ring-ting-tingling too
419
00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:39,162
Come on, it's lovely weather
420
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:41,565
For a sleigh ride together with you
What's going on here?
421
00:16:41,632 --> 00:16:43,433
It's gone.
422
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:46,036
It's...
423
00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:47,204
Come on, it's lovely weather
424
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:48,506
For a sleigh ride together...
425
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,651
Do you mind?
426
00:17:01,719 --> 00:17:03,420
The whistling?
427
00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:04,455
Sorry.
428
00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:06,623
I'm concentrating.
429
00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:08,258
On what?
430
00:17:08,326 --> 00:17:09,460
The list.
431
00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:11,962
Checking it the second time.
432
00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:14,298
I don't see any list.
433
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,499
Oh, it's in my head.
434
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,900
It would take forever
435
00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:18,402
to put something like that
down on paper.
436
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:19,970
It's easier this way.
437
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:23,641
It's kind of like that, uh,
movie Rain Man.
438
00:17:25,176 --> 00:17:27,311
Well, go ahead, you know,
quiz me.
439
00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:28,645
I don't have time for your stupid games.
440
00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:29,613
Of course you do.
441
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:32,182
You're in prison.
442
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,884
Go ahead, any name.
443
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,085
Try it.
444
00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:38,021
Martin Garolowitz.
445
00:17:38,089 --> 00:17:39,856
Naughty.
446
00:17:39,924 --> 00:17:40,991
What?
447
00:17:41,058 --> 00:17:42,993
Four years in a row.
448
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:45,095
Next?
449
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,500
Igor Strasofsky.
450
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,268
Which one?
451
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,403
The one in Budapest.
452
00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:54,504
Father or son?
453
00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:55,272
Son.
454
00:17:55,339 --> 00:17:56,273
Nice.
455
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,808
See? It's really not that hard.
456
00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,609
See, I scramble the letters,
457
00:17:59,677 --> 00:18:03,380
then alphabetize them into a code.
458
00:18:03,448 --> 00:18:06,616
And, uh, how do you get there?
459
00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:07,784
Where?
460
00:18:07,852 --> 00:18:10,387
Two billion homes in one night.
461
00:18:10,455 --> 00:18:12,289
Well, uh, yeah, well...
462
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:15,759
I-it's really not that hard
if you work the time zones.
463
00:18:15,826 --> 00:18:20,297
See, it's tomorrow in Asia
when it's yesterday here.
464
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:22,232
Of course, you have
to wear a of watches
465
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,234
to keep it all straight, but you
kind of get used to that.
466
00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:27,537
And also, of course,
467
00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:31,375
those reindeer go like bats out of hell.
468
00:18:36,881 --> 00:18:39,349
Help!
469
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:43,120
"Dear Detective Crumb,
watch out for thin ice."
470
00:18:43,187 --> 00:18:44,621
What is this, some kind of a joke?
471
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:46,390
I think it's a pun.
472
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,958
You think it's a pun?
473
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:50,127
You know, ice?
474
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,328
Thin ice.
475
00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:52,729
Get out of here.
476
00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:54,764
You know what I think?
I this is getting personal.
477
00:18:54,832 --> 00:18:55,832
Look, something's wrong.
478
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,101
It was supposed to explode.
479
00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:58,835
This? The bomb...
it was supposed to explode.
480
00:18:58,903 --> 00:19:00,070
But there's no bomb.
481
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,372
Very astute observation.
482
00:19:01,439 --> 00:19:02,639
Look, this guy...
he's following us.
483
00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:04,008
Whoever he is, he knows
where we're going.
484
00:19:04,075 --> 00:19:05,309
He's... what are you doing?
485
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:06,576
Looks like snow, Huh?
486
00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:08,712
You got any feeling about
that one way or the other?
487
00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:10,014
About what?
488
00:19:10,081 --> 00:19:11,248
'Cause if you did,
489
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,383
you could be a weatherman
490
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,385
instead of, you know, a deputy sheriff.
491
00:19:14,452 --> 00:19:16,553
You still don't believe me, do you?
Look...
492
00:19:16,621 --> 00:19:17,521
I'm letting you go.
493
00:19:17,588 --> 00:19:19,089
Not that I still have my suspicions,
494
00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:20,991
It's just that...you're making me crazy
495
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,293
with this should be, supposed to be.
496
00:19:23,361 --> 00:19:25,729
I mean, what are you, one of
those, uh, Magic 8-Balls?
497
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,998
Look, Crumb, all I'm trying
do is help you out here.
498
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:30,967
Do me a favor. Don't.
499
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,505
All right, I won't.
500
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:36,607
Merry Christmas!
501
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,642
You old goat.
502
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,250
Oh, no.
503
00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:50,354
Good-bye, stretch pants.
504
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,623
Good-bye, fireplace.
505
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:54,958
Good-bye, weekend in heaven.
506
00:19:55,025 --> 00:19:57,160
You're pretty broken up
about this, aren't you?
507
00:19:57,228 --> 00:19:59,296
Wouldn't you be?
508
00:19:59,363 --> 00:20:01,765
My car's in hock, my life is a mess,
509
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,267
and I'm stuck here in jail
with a raving lunatic
510
00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:06,003
on Christmas Eve!
511
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,806
Things just never work
out for you, do they?
512
00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:12,308
Who asked you?
513
00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:15,946
The problem is, you don't believe.
514
00:20:16,013 --> 00:20:19,148
Could you just shut up?
515
00:20:19,216 --> 00:20:21,819
It's too bad.
516
00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:25,723
You started out as a
good kid as I remember.
517
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,758
Of course, it's some time ago,
518
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,393
and there was that
519
00:20:30,461 --> 00:20:34,230
Christmas when you were nine.
520
00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:35,799
Wrong.
521
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:36,800
I was eight.
522
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,301
Shows you how much you know.
523
00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:40,169
No, you... you were nine.
I'm sure of it.
524
00:20:40,237 --> 00:20:41,304
Eight.
Nine.
525
00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:43,006
Eight.
Are you absolutely positive?
526
00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:45,675
I was eight when I asked for the sled.
527
00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:47,711
Fine. Then were you eight.
528
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:49,680
Oh, yeah, that sled.
529
00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:51,381
What kind was it again?
530
00:20:53,484 --> 00:20:54,818
I.I. Bean.
531
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,888
No. Flexible Flyer.
532
00:20:57,955 --> 00:21:00,156
Uh, the one with the...
533
00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:01,992
Fins on the back.
534
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:05,428
No. You're making that up.
535
00:21:07,832 --> 00:21:10,400
You're, uh, you're pretty
good at this, aren't you?
536
00:21:10,468 --> 00:21:12,769
Oh, I try to be.
537
00:21:12,837 --> 00:21:15,706
But you didn't get it, did you?
538
00:21:15,773 --> 00:21:17,407
That sled?
539
00:21:17,475 --> 00:21:19,208
Went to someone else.
540
00:21:19,276 --> 00:21:20,944
Inky Bowers.
541
00:21:21,012 --> 00:21:23,113
Inky Bowers.
542
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,382
I never liked that kid.
543
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,385
You always wondered why it went to him.
544
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,721
Because you didn't believe.
545
00:21:31,789 --> 00:21:34,858
See, there's a price you
have to pay for that...
546
00:21:34,925 --> 00:21:36,393
not believing.
547
00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:37,594
It's a big one.
548
00:21:37,662 --> 00:21:39,062
Okay, that's enough.
549
00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:40,597
Let's just stop right there.
550
00:21:40,664 --> 00:21:41,898
You're not Santa Claus.
551
00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:43,466
I'm not a dope,
552
00:21:43,534 --> 00:21:44,468
and I want out now.
553
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:45,669
Hello!
554
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:47,837
Sergeant...whatever your name is,
555
00:21:47,905 --> 00:21:49,239
I demand to be moved.
556
00:21:49,307 --> 00:21:50,974
I have my rights, you know.
557
00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:53,844
I want a new cell.
558
00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:55,612
Hello?
559
00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:01,318
Oh, my God.
560
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,987
Is he sick?
561
00:22:04,055 --> 00:22:07,424
Hard to tell.
562
00:22:07,491 --> 00:22:09,726
My guess is he's faking.
563
00:22:09,794 --> 00:22:12,696
But... I'll call a medic.
564
00:22:12,763 --> 00:22:14,231
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
565
00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,567
You're not gonna leave me
here alone with him, are you?
566
00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:18,669
I mean, what if he spasms or something?
567
00:22:18,736 --> 00:22:20,770
I'm really not very good with death.
568
00:22:20,838 --> 00:22:23,473
Oh, no, I'm serious.
569
00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:25,576
Hey, buddy!
570
00:22:25,643 --> 00:22:29,979
Oh, man, this has been some day.
571
00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:40,691
Need to get to the sleigh.
572
00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:43,026
What?
573
00:22:43,093 --> 00:22:46,296
Waiting there, Lincoln Park.
574
00:22:46,364 --> 00:22:48,165
Got to get there.
575
00:22:48,232 --> 00:22:50,867
Otherwise, no good.
576
00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:52,135
Oh, man, come on.
What... what is this?
577
00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:56,173
Okay, nice try.
I know what you're trying to do.
578
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,108
You're trying to make me help you
579
00:22:58,176 --> 00:22:59,776
get out of here, is that it?
580
00:22:59,843 --> 00:23:02,412
Gonna start coughing up blood!
581
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,847
Oh, no, don't do that.
582
00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:05,749
K-Kids depending on me!
583
00:23:05,816 --> 00:23:08,651
Need your help!
584
00:23:08,719 --> 00:23:11,354
No! No need my help! No!
585
00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:14,657
Okay, okay, fine! Fine!
586
00:23:14,725 --> 00:23:15,992
How?
587
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:24,167
Where is he?
588
00:23:24,235 --> 00:23:25,468
Cell number 38.
589
00:23:25,536 --> 00:23:26,603
What's wrong with him?
590
00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:30,040
You're the paramedic.
You tell me.
591
00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:31,708
My keys!
592
00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:39,316
Anything else you want to tell me about?
593
00:23:39,383 --> 00:23:40,484
Like giant spiders or flying saucers
594
00:23:40,551 --> 00:23:42,119
No, just a bomb in a teddy bear.
595
00:23:42,186 --> 00:23:44,154
Thanks. I feel much better.
What do we got?
596
00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:46,055
We cleared the building, plus we
got fire trucks out in front.
597
00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:47,690
Anything else?
598
00:23:47,758 --> 00:23:50,293
Yeah, my, uh, Christmas tree
lights at home ain't working.
599
00:23:50,361 --> 00:23:51,761
Get me some.
600
00:23:51,829 --> 00:23:53,363
The big, fat kind, not
the little, skinny ones.
601
00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:54,931
Yes, sir.
602
00:23:54,999 --> 00:23:56,233
So this is where the
little birdie told you
603
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,367
the bomber's gonna be?
604
00:23:57,435 --> 00:23:59,569
Yep.
605
00:24:06,010 --> 00:24:08,478
Excuse me, are you the
detective in charge here?
606
00:24:08,545 --> 00:24:09,479
That's me.
607
00:24:09,546 --> 00:24:11,414
Do you realize what you're doing?
608
00:24:11,482 --> 00:24:14,318
You've shut down this store
on the busiest day of the year!
609
00:24:14,385 --> 00:24:15,318
So?
610
00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:17,620
So, the owner is very close
611
00:24:17,688 --> 00:24:19,089
to the mayor.
612
00:24:19,156 --> 00:24:21,358
This time you're sure?
613
00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:22,559
Yeah.
614
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:24,127
No chance you're mistaken?
615
00:24:24,195 --> 00:24:25,495
No.
616
00:24:25,563 --> 00:24:27,997
Oh, be sure to get red ones.
617
00:24:28,065 --> 00:24:29,632
And nothing that twinkles.
618
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:30,933
All right, come on, boys.
619
00:24:31,001 --> 00:24:32,402
Tear 'em open.
620
00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:33,403
I don't believe this.
621
00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:34,838
What have we done?
622
00:24:34,905 --> 00:24:36,306
We just broke out of jail.
623
00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:37,874
I just broke out of jail.
624
00:24:37,941 --> 00:24:39,609
Me, Chuck Fishman.
625
00:24:39,677 --> 00:24:42,178
I've busted stir.
I'm a felon!
626
00:24:42,246 --> 00:24:44,080
Relax.
627
00:24:44,148 --> 00:24:45,915
You just did something nice.
628
00:24:45,983 --> 00:24:46,983
I did?
629
00:24:47,051 --> 00:24:48,285
You got a buck?
630
00:24:48,352 --> 00:24:49,853
No, I don't have a buck.
631
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,787
They took my wallet.
632
00:24:50,854 --> 00:24:53,189
Oh, my God.
They know who I am!
633
00:24:53,257 --> 00:24:55,191
What about your pocket?
Maybe you got a quarter.
634
00:24:57,561 --> 00:24:59,095
Ah, good.
635
00:25:00,864 --> 00:25:02,532
Keep up the good work.
636
00:25:02,599 --> 00:25:03,834
Oh, great!
You know what?
637
00:25:03,901 --> 00:25:04,834
This is insane!
638
00:25:04,902 --> 00:25:06,135
I mean, look at you.
639
00:25:06,203 --> 00:25:07,537
You don't even look like the guy.
640
00:25:07,605 --> 00:25:08,871
Where's you beard?
641
00:25:08,939 --> 00:25:10,907
You're a fake just like
all the rest of them.
642
00:25:12,343 --> 00:25:13,910
What? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
643
00:25:13,978 --> 00:25:15,679
You're not believing again!
644
00:25:15,746 --> 00:25:17,180
Oh, man.
645
00:25:17,247 --> 00:25:19,382
Go on. Take it back.
646
00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:22,218
Okay, okay, fine.
647
00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:23,486
Fine! I take it back, okay?
648
00:25:23,554 --> 00:25:24,788
I take it back.
649
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,490
You gotta watch out
for that kind of stuff.
650
00:25:26,557 --> 00:25:30,694
Okay, all right.
Let's go.
651
00:25:32,029 --> 00:25:32,995
No bomb.
652
00:25:33,063 --> 00:25:34,030
You're sure?
653
00:25:34,098 --> 00:25:36,399
We're sure.
No bomb. No bomb.
654
00:25:36,467 --> 00:25:37,967
It's too bad.
655
00:25:38,035 --> 00:25:39,269
Want us to start on the elephants?
656
00:25:39,336 --> 00:25:40,170
Skip it.
657
00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:41,104
Yes, sir.
658
00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:43,340
Any thoughts?
659
00:25:43,407 --> 00:25:44,774
I don't understand.
660
00:25:44,842 --> 00:25:46,008
It doesn't make any sense.
661
00:25:46,076 --> 00:25:47,244
It was supposed to be here.
662
00:25:47,311 --> 00:25:49,512
Maybe I can help you out.
663
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:52,916
You see, I'm a policeman,
and you're a lunatic.
664
00:25:52,984 --> 00:25:54,851
That's why we got stuffing
coming out of our ear.
665
00:25:54,919 --> 00:25:56,018
Furthermore... That's pretty funny.
Let me tell...
666
00:25:56,086 --> 00:25:57,387
There's a phone call for you.
667
00:25:57,454 --> 00:25:58,955
One guess: the mayor?
668
00:25:59,023 --> 00:26:00,690
Correct.
669
00:26:00,758 --> 00:26:03,126
You got three minutes to
come up with an explanation.
670
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:05,261
After that, I'm putting you
in a straitjacket.
671
00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:15,939
It changed.
672
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:18,675
I don't get it.
673
00:27:00,585 --> 00:27:01,785
I got it.
I'm dreaming.
674
00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:04,153
This is all because
of some hot sauce I ate.
675
00:27:04,221 --> 00:27:05,154
I doubt it.
676
00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:06,656
Any moment now
I'm gonna wake up
677
00:27:06,724 --> 00:27:09,593
and find myself laying
in a gutter, drunk.
678
00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:11,461
Which would be just fine with me.
679
00:27:11,529 --> 00:27:13,296
What are you doing?
680
00:27:13,364 --> 00:27:15,599
We're gonna need wheels.
681
00:27:15,666 --> 00:27:16,833
You're stealing a car?!
682
00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:19,068
Shh!
Oh, no, no, no.
683
00:27:19,136 --> 00:27:22,205
Look, I already got a
record because of you.
684
00:27:22,272 --> 00:27:24,875
And I'm not gonna add grand
theft larceny to the list.
685
00:27:24,942 --> 00:27:26,043
Fine! Go!
686
00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:27,911
You betcha I'm going.
687
00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:29,178
But remember this:
688
00:27:29,246 --> 00:27:31,981
If I am who I say I am,
you're walking away
689
00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:33,450
from the one chance
in your life
690
00:27:33,517 --> 00:27:34,984
to do something good
for the world,
691
00:27:35,052 --> 00:27:37,520
if that means anything to you.
692
00:27:37,588 --> 00:27:40,256
Think it does?
693
00:27:40,324 --> 00:27:41,992
Okay.
694
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:43,827
Get in!
695
00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:46,429
I thought you said we were
going to the park?
696
00:27:46,497 --> 00:27:47,898
We missed it.
697
00:27:47,965 --> 00:27:49,733
We need to meet it at the next stop.
698
00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:51,067
Where is that?
699
00:27:51,135 --> 00:27:52,635
Cleveland.
700
00:27:57,908 --> 00:27:59,943
All right, let's wrap it up.
701
00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:02,846
86 the dead bears, and
let's get out of here.
702
00:28:02,913 --> 00:28:04,013
Hey, Crumb.
703
00:28:04,081 --> 00:28:06,282
Crumb, I found another note.
704
00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:07,283
Good for you.
705
00:28:07,351 --> 00:28:08,751
What do you mean, good for me?
706
00:28:08,819 --> 00:28:09,919
Don't you want to read it?
707
00:28:09,987 --> 00:28:11,754
No, thanks. Well, I think you should.
708
00:28:11,822 --> 00:28:13,256
I think I know what's going on now.
709
00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:14,557
Oh, that's nice.
I'm thrilled.
710
00:28:14,624 --> 00:28:15,691
You're thrilled?
711
00:28:15,759 --> 00:28:17,026
Tell it to the new guy.
712
00:28:17,094 --> 00:28:18,928
Tell it...?
Wait. What new guy?
713
00:28:18,996 --> 00:28:21,865
The poor slob that they're gonna
bring in to handle this thing.
714
00:28:21,932 --> 00:28:25,068
Me? I'm gonna go home
and hang Christmas lights.
715
00:28:25,135 --> 00:28:28,071
You're gonna...
Wait a second.
716
00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:29,605
You're off the case?
717
00:28:29,673 --> 00:28:31,007
The mayor wants results?
718
00:28:31,075 --> 00:28:32,608
I don't got 'em.
719
00:28:32,676 --> 00:28:35,111
See ya.
720
00:28:35,179 --> 00:28:37,580
Whatever happened
to Cabbage Patch dolls?
721
00:28:37,647 --> 00:28:39,515
Ah, the heck with it.
I need a drink.
722
00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:42,218
Come on. You're buying.
723
00:28:42,286 --> 00:28:43,787
Yeah, you do and you'll clean it up.
724
00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:45,054
Excuse me. Excuse me.
725
00:28:45,122 --> 00:28:47,857
Oh, come on.
You can't be serious.
726
00:28:47,925 --> 00:28:48,792
You okay?
727
00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:51,060
Yeah, great.
728
00:28:51,128 --> 00:28:52,094
Listen, Crumb...
729
00:28:52,162 --> 00:28:53,363
It's Christmas Eve.
730
00:28:53,431 --> 00:28:56,065
I'm off the case, maybe out of a job,
731
00:28:56,133 --> 00:28:58,267
That's 30 years on the force
down the toilet.
732
00:28:58,335 --> 00:28:59,602
How could things be bad?
733
00:28:59,670 --> 00:29:02,072
Here, merry Christmas.
734
00:29:02,139 --> 00:29:03,939
Maybe you should get
something to eat with that.
735
00:29:04,007 --> 00:29:06,175
Like what, Christmas crow?
736
00:29:06,243 --> 00:29:07,810
Listen, you can't let this get to you.
737
00:29:07,878 --> 00:29:09,345
Giving up is not the solution.
738
00:29:09,413 --> 00:29:11,047
Who says?
You know, this beer is flat.
739
00:29:11,115 --> 00:29:13,750
Somewhere out there there's a
guy planning on killing people.
740
00:29:13,817 --> 00:29:14,918
With what, love notes?
741
00:29:14,985 --> 00:29:16,986
Sooner or later, he's gonna succeed.
742
00:29:17,054 --> 00:29:18,255
You know what gets me?
743
00:29:18,322 --> 00:29:19,622
It's not this crummy bar
744
00:29:19,690 --> 00:29:21,191
or the fact that my bunions ache
745
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:23,226
or that I staked my pension
on the word of some nut
746
00:29:23,294 --> 00:29:24,961
that reads tea leaves,
747
00:29:25,028 --> 00:29:26,863
what gets me is I'm never
gonna get a chance
748
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:27,898
to see this guy's face.
749
00:29:27,965 --> 00:29:30,033
I just wish I knew how he did it!
750
00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:32,134
He was watching you.
751
00:29:32,202 --> 00:29:32,869
What?
752
00:29:32,936 --> 00:29:34,403
Listen to what I'm saying.
753
00:29:34,471 --> 00:29:36,739
This guy knew where we were.
754
00:29:36,807 --> 00:29:38,942
We thought we were following
him, but we weren't.
755
00:29:39,009 --> 00:29:40,376
He was following you.
756
00:29:40,444 --> 00:29:42,245
Cat and mouse.
757
00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:44,480
And you were the mouse, Crumb.
758
00:29:44,548 --> 00:29:46,582
All right, that's it.
He ticked me off.
759
00:29:46,650 --> 00:29:48,118
I'm gonna track this guy down
760
00:29:48,185 --> 00:29:50,153
if it takes me the rest of my life.
761
00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:51,421
Excuse me.
762
00:29:51,489 --> 00:29:52,322
Detective Crumb?
763
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:53,523
Yeah?
764
00:29:53,591 --> 00:29:55,358
I have a message for you.
765
00:29:58,262 --> 00:29:58,895
Nobody move!
766
00:29:58,962 --> 00:30:01,765
Nobody move! Nobody move!
767
00:30:01,832 --> 00:30:03,133
Nobody!
768
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,968
Nobody move!
769
00:30:06,036 --> 00:30:09,773
Old man on the rooftop, reindeers, too
770
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:15,145
To bring my merry Christmas
and happy New Year, too.
771
00:30:18,749 --> 00:30:22,252
I'm your Santa and I am coming to town
772
00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:30,626
I am your Santa, and I am coming to town
773
00:30:30,694 --> 00:30:34,163
I'm not used to steering with a wheel.
774
00:30:34,231 --> 00:30:36,566
Gee, I never would have guessed.
775
00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:39,135
Easy, big boy.
776
00:30:39,202 --> 00:30:41,404
Do you even know where you're going?
777
00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:42,538
To the highway.
778
00:30:42,606 --> 00:30:44,607
The highway's down here?
779
00:30:44,675 --> 00:30:46,208
It's a shortcut.
780
00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:48,844
Go left at Angela Monihan's house.
781
00:30:48,912 --> 00:30:51,781
The one with the stucco chimney.
782
00:30:51,848 --> 00:30:54,751
She's naughty.
Nice...
783
00:30:54,818 --> 00:30:57,287
I wish Gary were here.
784
00:30:57,354 --> 00:30:58,755
Gary who?
785
00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:00,390
He's a friend of mine.
786
00:31:00,457 --> 00:31:02,925
Gary Hobson.
You know him?
787
00:31:02,993 --> 00:31:04,427
Natch.
788
00:31:04,494 --> 00:31:05,962
Okay, then tell me.
789
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:07,130
What's different about him?
790
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,465
Different?
791
00:31:08,532 --> 00:31:10,333
Yeah, that's right.
Different.
792
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,869
If you're Santa Claus, you should know.
793
00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:14,404
Let's see.
794
00:31:14,472 --> 00:31:17,073
He's got a mole in his armpit.
795
00:31:17,140 --> 00:31:18,675
What else?
796
00:31:18,743 --> 00:31:22,878
Batted .461 in Little League.
797
00:31:22,946 --> 00:31:27,083
He gets tomorrow's paper...
today.
798
00:31:27,150 --> 00:31:28,584
Oh, that!
799
00:31:28,652 --> 00:31:31,120
I thought you meant something unusual.
800
00:31:38,329 --> 00:31:41,664
One more scream,
and I'll set this thing off.
801
00:31:41,732 --> 00:31:43,399
Tell them I mean it.
802
00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:45,100
Everybody be calm;
He's not gonna hurt you.
803
00:31:46,370 --> 00:31:48,037
He came in for me.
That's right, isn't it?
804
00:31:48,104 --> 00:31:49,739
You betcha.
805
00:31:49,806 --> 00:31:51,041
You want to tell me why?
806
00:31:51,108 --> 00:31:52,942
I thought we should meet.
807
00:31:53,010 --> 00:31:54,477
Fine, fine.
Nice to meet you.
808
00:31:54,544 --> 00:31:56,179
Why don't we go outside
and talk?
809
00:31:56,246 --> 00:31:59,849
You were following me.
810
00:31:59,916 --> 00:32:01,618
Of course I was following you.
That's my job.
811
00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:02,986
And you,
812
00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:05,355
you were helping him.
813
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:06,689
I saw you.
814
00:32:06,757 --> 00:32:08,290
Some help.
815
00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:11,928
But I fooled you, didn't I?
I did.
816
00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:13,229
Yeah.
817
00:32:13,296 --> 00:32:14,930
I did.
818
00:32:14,998 --> 00:32:17,133
But we won the game.
819
00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:18,701
We won the game.
820
00:32:22,105 --> 00:32:23,339
That's right.
821
00:32:23,407 --> 00:32:24,974
That's right.
822
00:32:25,042 --> 00:32:26,976
You won the game.
823
00:32:27,043 --> 00:32:28,911
So why don't we end it right now?
824
00:32:33,850 --> 00:32:37,086
Oh, because we haven't played
the last round yet.
825
00:32:38,555 --> 00:32:40,656
The part where we all go boom.
826
00:32:42,826 --> 00:32:45,995
In, uh, 12 minutes.
827
00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:52,068
Okay, I think I've got
this thing figured out.
828
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,870
What's that? What we're
gonna tell the cops.
829
00:32:54,938 --> 00:32:56,305
Sorry.
830
00:32:56,373 --> 00:32:58,741
We plead insanity, okay?
831
00:32:58,809 --> 00:33:00,576
Well, you or me?
832
00:33:00,644 --> 00:33:02,878
We tell 'em you ate
too many French fries,
833
00:33:02,946 --> 00:33:04,380
you lost your mind.
834
00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:06,482
You abducted me at gunpoint, right?
835
00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:08,518
I don't approve of guns.
836
00:33:08,585 --> 00:33:10,719
Except for the toy ones.
837
00:33:10,787 --> 00:33:12,355
All right, fine... a toy gun.
838
00:33:12,422 --> 00:33:15,224
We call 'em up,
and we turn ourselves in.
839
00:33:15,292 --> 00:33:18,227
And then we sell
the whole story to Oprah.
840
00:33:18,295 --> 00:33:20,530
Holy cow, we might even end up ahead!
841
00:33:20,597 --> 00:33:22,465
I wouldn't count on it.
842
00:33:28,505 --> 00:33:30,239
This is the police.
Oh! Okay.
843
00:33:30,307 --> 00:33:33,376
Shut off your engine and put your hands
on the dashboard now. Okay. Okay.
844
00:33:33,443 --> 00:33:35,745
Just act natural.
I am acting natural.
845
00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:38,080
I mean, don't act like Santa Claus.
846
00:33:38,148 --> 00:33:39,916
That's gonna be hard.
847
00:33:46,089 --> 00:33:47,957
Remember... French fries,
848
00:33:48,025 --> 00:33:50,894
Oprah, book deals, okay?
849
00:33:50,961 --> 00:33:52,795
Right?
850
00:33:54,598 --> 00:33:56,165
What are you doing?!
851
00:33:56,232 --> 00:33:57,667
I know 'em both!
852
00:33:57,734 --> 00:34:00,770
Neither of them is nice!
853
00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:03,139
Oh, no, I think it's going quite well,
854
00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,974
all according to plan.
855
00:34:05,042 --> 00:34:08,211
I just hope we didn't forget anything.
856
00:34:09,479 --> 00:34:10,646
Hm.
857
00:34:10,714 --> 00:34:12,448
You watch them.
858
00:34:12,515 --> 00:34:13,616
I'll write the note.
859
00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:15,184
Let's see, um...
860
00:34:15,251 --> 00:34:16,886
This guy is nuttier than a Snickers bar.
861
00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:18,988
We got to get him away from that bomb.
862
00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:21,624
How do you suggest we do that,
ask him "pretty please"?
863
00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:23,359
Yeah, we could do that.
864
00:34:23,426 --> 00:34:25,995
Uh, rats...
865
00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:28,030
moles...
866
00:34:28,098 --> 00:34:29,531
bats...
867
00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:31,768
and weasels. Yeah.
868
00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:34,003
The hour has come.
869
00:34:34,071 --> 00:34:35,839
All right, that's it,
we got to rush him.
870
00:34:35,906 --> 00:34:37,006
Oh, yeah, and soon.
871
00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:38,741
Count of three. You ready?
872
00:34:38,809 --> 00:34:40,810
One, two...
873
00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:42,178
I told you not to move!
874
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:43,513
I told you!
875
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:44,547
Okay.
876
00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:46,783
I'll blow it now.
877
00:34:48,685 --> 00:34:50,653
Come on, Kriss Kringle!
878
00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:52,655
I'm right behind you!
879
00:34:55,992 --> 00:34:58,260
This way.
Why did we have to ditch the car?
880
00:34:58,328 --> 00:34:59,695
Because you stole it!
881
00:34:59,763 --> 00:35:02,665
I was gonna give it back. Yeah,
right, and reindeer have wings.
882
00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:04,166
Only when they're pups.
883
00:35:06,936 --> 00:35:10,939
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
884
00:35:11,007 --> 00:35:13,977
Hey, you with the animal.
885
00:35:15,812 --> 00:35:18,047
I think it's time we had a talk.
886
00:35:19,883 --> 00:35:22,251
There's nothing to talk about.
887
00:35:22,318 --> 00:35:24,453
Yeah, well,
I got something to talk about.
888
00:35:28,091 --> 00:35:30,960
I'm old, I'm tired,
889
00:35:31,028 --> 00:35:33,495
my feet are flat.
890
00:35:33,563 --> 00:35:37,266
You want to blow me to
pieces, hey, go ahead.
891
00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:39,769
I probably deserve it anyway.
892
00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:43,506
But before you do, think about this:
893
00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:45,741
It's Christmas Eve.
894
00:35:45,809 --> 00:35:49,578
All over the world, people
are getting ready for...
895
00:35:49,646 --> 00:35:51,280
what, I do not know.
896
00:35:51,348 --> 00:35:52,715
Neither do they.
897
00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:54,183
But it's important,
898
00:35:54,251 --> 00:35:55,685
something worth waiting for.
899
00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:57,186
It's the same
900
00:35:57,254 --> 00:35:59,555
with these people here.
901
00:35:59,623 --> 00:36:02,325
They all got someplace to go,
somebody who needs 'em.
902
00:36:02,392 --> 00:36:03,459
Me?
903
00:36:03,527 --> 00:36:04,994
I don't.
904
00:36:05,061 --> 00:36:07,630
So why don't you let them go?
905
00:36:07,697 --> 00:36:08,898
You don't want them.
906
00:36:08,965 --> 00:36:10,399
You want me.
907
00:36:10,467 --> 00:36:13,202
So come on, what do you say?
908
00:36:13,269 --> 00:36:15,437
Make Santa happy.
909
00:36:19,743 --> 00:36:22,278
Santa?
910
00:36:27,551 --> 00:36:28,918
Who the hell is this?!
911
00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:30,153
I'll blow it now!
912
00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:31,921
Chuck, get the hell out of here now!
913
00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:34,223
I-I can't. I...
914
00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:35,257
Oh. Oh, perfect.
915
00:36:35,325 --> 00:36:36,492
I'll blow it now!
916
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,860
Drop your guns!
917
00:36:37,928 --> 00:36:39,128
The guy's got a bomb!
918
00:36:39,195 --> 00:36:40,530
You heard him... now!
919
00:36:40,597 --> 00:36:42,831
Did he say a bomb?
920
00:36:42,899 --> 00:36:44,433
On Christmas Eve?
921
00:36:44,501 --> 00:36:45,868
That's naughty
922
00:36:45,935 --> 00:36:47,370
if I ever heard it.
923
00:36:47,437 --> 00:36:49,805
Look, please, do me favor,
huh, just this once? Please?
924
00:36:49,873 --> 00:36:51,808
Look, mister... look, Stand back.
925
00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:53,676
I know you don't want to do this.
926
00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:55,044
I know you-you really don't want
927
00:36:55,111 --> 00:36:57,312
to do this.
One more step,
928
00:36:57,380 --> 00:36:59,916
and I'll set it off.
929
00:36:59,983 --> 00:37:02,084
Ralphy?
930
00:37:04,755 --> 00:37:06,422
What?
931
00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:09,292
Ralphy Melhall,
932
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,693
right?
933
00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:13,029
Uh, that's not my name.
934
00:37:13,096 --> 00:37:15,464
Well, sure it is!
You're little Ralphy!
935
00:37:15,532 --> 00:37:16,765
No.
936
00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:19,101
I am not...I'm... Howard Phillips.
937
00:37:19,169 --> 00:37:21,537
Oh, that's right...Howard Phillips!
938
00:37:21,604 --> 00:37:24,840
I always got you two confused.
939
00:37:24,908 --> 00:37:26,542
So, what are you doing here?
940
00:37:26,610 --> 00:37:29,244
Well, what does it look
like I'm doing? Howie
941
00:37:29,312 --> 00:37:31,014
Phillips.
942
00:37:31,081 --> 00:37:32,882
Who is this?
943
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:34,149
I don't know.
944
00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:38,821
You know, you used to be
945
00:37:38,889 --> 00:37:40,989
one of my favorite kids... nice,
946
00:37:41,057 --> 00:37:43,259
year after year.
947
00:37:43,326 --> 00:37:45,594
Very consistent.
Remember?
948
00:37:45,662 --> 00:37:49,531
I got you your first chemistry set.
949
00:37:51,835 --> 00:37:53,035
Uh, I don't rememb...
950
00:37:53,103 --> 00:37:55,304
Oh, you remember...
it had all those little
951
00:37:55,371 --> 00:37:56,272
test tubes.
952
00:37:56,339 --> 00:37:57,607
Plus, I-I got you
953
00:37:57,674 --> 00:37:59,408
a teddy bear, too.
954
00:38:00,276 --> 00:38:01,411
Then...
955
00:38:01,478 --> 00:38:03,145
w-well, something happened.
956
00:38:03,213 --> 00:38:04,580
Wh-What was it?
957
00:38:04,648 --> 00:38:07,716
You're not really Santa.
958
00:38:07,784 --> 00:38:09,685
Oh, that's what happened.
959
00:38:09,753 --> 00:38:11,821
You stopped believing.
960
00:38:11,888 --> 00:38:15,057
Yeah, I remember the day.
961
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:16,559
I was standing in my workshop,
962
00:38:16,626 --> 00:38:18,927
helping the elves make Parcheesi sets,
963
00:38:18,995 --> 00:38:21,864
when all of a sudden
I got this hurt, you know,
964
00:38:21,932 --> 00:38:25,167
ache right in my heart,
like some little piece
965
00:38:25,235 --> 00:38:27,870
of joy had suddenly
966
00:38:27,937 --> 00:38:29,672
withered away.
967
00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:33,075
Mrs. Claus said, It's indigestion, honey
968
00:38:33,142 --> 00:38:34,877
but I knew better.
969
00:38:34,945 --> 00:38:37,212
Oh, God. "Someone has stopped"
970
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,582
"believing," I said.
971
00:38:40,650 --> 00:38:42,284
It was my mother.
972
00:38:42,352 --> 00:38:44,319
She was always...
973
00:38:44,387 --> 00:38:46,922
It really hurt me, you know?
974
00:38:46,990 --> 00:38:49,859
I mean, you stopped writing me.
975
00:38:49,926 --> 00:38:51,627
Y-You stopped
976
00:38:51,694 --> 00:38:54,563
even thinking of me.
977
00:38:54,631 --> 00:38:56,432
Didn't you?
978
00:38:58,602 --> 00:39:00,836
Yeah. I'm sorry.
979
00:39:04,941 --> 00:39:07,710
Oh... c-can I see it?
980
00:39:07,777 --> 00:39:09,278
Mm-mm.
981
00:39:09,345 --> 00:39:11,347
Well, I'll give it back.
No.
982
00:39:11,448 --> 00:39:13,115
I promise.
983
00:39:27,730 --> 00:39:31,500
Thanks.
984
00:39:31,567 --> 00:39:32,802
No! My bear!
985
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,670
My bear.
986
00:39:34,738 --> 00:39:36,572
All right, cuff this guy.
987
00:39:38,608 --> 00:39:40,242
Oh! No!
988
00:39:40,310 --> 00:39:42,544
Oh, God! Oh...
989
00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:51,654
That didn't sound too good.
990
00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:53,288
Uh-huh.
991
00:40:01,798 --> 00:40:03,566
Oh, my God.
992
00:40:38,634 --> 00:40:39,535
Yes, sir.
993
00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:42,304
Yes, sir, that's right, we got the guy.
994
00:40:42,372 --> 00:40:43,839
"The city can awake
995
00:40:43,907 --> 00:40:45,241
from its nightmare of terror"...
996
00:40:45,308 --> 00:40:46,708
that's very good, Your Honor.
997
00:40:46,776 --> 00:40:48,911
Merry Christmas to you, too.
998
00:40:50,714 --> 00:40:53,516
Well, congratulations;
You're a hero.
999
00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:54,617
I owe you one.
1000
00:40:54,685 --> 00:40:55,751
You, too.
1001
00:40:55,819 --> 00:40:57,820
Plus that bozo who went bang.
1002
00:40:57,888 --> 00:41:00,323
Well, take your stuff
and get out of here.
1003
00:41:00,390 --> 00:41:02,658
Sir, he broke out of jail.
1004
00:41:02,725 --> 00:41:04,560
You want to explain that
to a board of inquiry?
1005
00:41:05,628 --> 00:41:07,162
Yeah.
1006
00:41:07,230 --> 00:41:09,965
Funny thing is, I still
can't believe he's dead.
1007
00:41:10,032 --> 00:41:13,135
I mean, I know he came
down in pieces, but...
1008
00:41:13,202 --> 00:41:16,838
a guy like that, he really believed
he was what he thought he was,
1009
00:41:16,906 --> 00:41:19,541
you know, and you sort
of have to admire that.
1010
00:41:19,609 --> 00:41:21,243
He got you.
1011
00:41:21,311 --> 00:41:22,010
Cynical me.
1012
00:41:22,145 --> 00:41:25,447
I thought he was just a cheap con.
1013
00:41:25,515 --> 00:41:27,883
My keys.
1014
00:41:27,951 --> 00:41:30,219
He stole my keys.
1015
00:41:42,331 --> 00:41:45,433
Funny, your car was here
an hour ago.
1016
00:41:45,501 --> 00:41:48,738
Somebody must've took it.
1017
00:41:48,805 --> 00:41:51,073
Yep!
1018
00:41:55,645 --> 00:41:58,380
I think this is for you.
1019
00:42:22,171 --> 00:42:23,672
It's magic.
1020
00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:27,476
At least it is if you believe.
1021
00:42:27,544 --> 00:42:31,813
Which, I guess,
can happen to the best of us.
1022
00:42:36,786 --> 00:42:38,220
Merry Christmas.
1023
00:42:38,288 --> 00:42:39,655
Yeah, same to you.
1024
00:42:41,291 --> 00:42:43,659
It all depends on being wise enough
1025
00:42:43,726 --> 00:42:45,894
to know your heart...
1026
00:42:49,532 --> 00:42:51,300
and young enough
1027
00:42:51,367 --> 00:42:54,703
to feel that old surprise.
1028
00:42:54,771 --> 00:42:57,306
I'm
1029
00:42:57,373 --> 00:42:59,675
Dreaming of
1030
00:42:59,742 --> 00:43:03,212
A white
1031
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,682
Christmas
1032
00:43:06,749 --> 00:43:08,684
With every
1033
00:43:08,751 --> 00:43:10,852
Christmas card
1034
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:15,824
I write...
1035
00:43:15,892 --> 00:43:19,094
May your days
1036
00:43:19,161 --> 00:43:21,964
Be merry
1037
00:43:22,032 --> 00:43:24,566
And bright...
1038
00:43:28,338 --> 00:43:30,539
And may
1039
00:43:30,607 --> 00:43:34,410
All your
1040
00:43:34,478 --> 00:43:39,315
Christmases
1041
00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:41,450
Be
1042
00:43:41,518 --> 00:43:43,352
White.
1043
00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:45,554
Merry Christmas.
1044
00:43:55,565 --> 00:43:58,867
Merry Christmas!67932
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