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You´ve sustained
severe kidney damage.

You´re gonna need dialysis

for the rest of your life.

Yes, I know
dialysis is important.

I´ll see you there.

Can you not be so stubborn?
You need to let me examine you.

You want to look at something?

Take a good look in the mirror.

You old prick.

-You wrote a book.
-Yeah.

Stupid.

I made it into an e-book
and a website for it.

All you have to do is push
that button and it goes live.

You´re beautiful.

Are you coming on to me?

N-No.

I´m going to lie down,
and you´re going to shimmer me.

It´s glitter in this tub.

You like her, Ajax?

You want Millie?

And you.

We should break up?

No, that´s not what I meant.

Yes, it is.

Drug test.
Lick this.

Hopefully not the last time
I hear those words this evening.

In that moment,
you had to decide

whether to believe me or not.

You didn´t.

I should have trusted you.

I´m sorry.

Good night.

Hugh?

We´ve got Geoff on the line,

playing the Whyhope FM´s
"Quiz Hour."

The question is, in which town
would you find the Big Merino?

-It´s Goulburn.
-Go ahead, caller.

Merino?
Is that a fruit?

- Oh, come on, you drongo.
- Clock is ticking, Geoff.

Coffs Harbour?

That´s incorrect.

I think you´re thinking
of the Big Banana.

Better luck next time.

And now
let´s kick off the next hour

of commercial-free
easy listening

with a classic track.

You´re on Whyhope FM.

Oh.

I think someone
just walked over my grave.

Mum?
Have you seen my rifle?

It´s in the shed,
where you left it.

Not something
you should be losing, Ajax.

Hi.

How are you this day?

Fine, thank you.

Uh, do you want to help?

Extra hands welcome.

I can´t. I´ve got to help Matt
with the back burning.

Right. Don´t start a fire
you can´t put out.

Bye.

So how long´s this freezing out
going to go on for?

You know, he didn´t do anything.

But he wanted to.

If I´d been held
to all my thought crimes,

I would have been in trouble
a long time ago.

Will you keep us posted
from Melbourne, Max?

Yeah.

Dad´s already
had the PlayStation set up

in his recovery room.

Sweet.
I´ll get online too.

You don´t have a PlayStation.

You have a credit card?

Floyd´s really gonna miss Max.

Endings, new beginnings.

Some endings to beginnings

that never really got to begin
in the first place.

Whyhope Clinic and Hospital,
Betty speaking.

Unconscious male.

How far off are you?

Okay.

Sorry, it´s who?

Mm.

Well, call me when you get back
in town, all right?

Jim!

Passing motorist found him
slumped in the car.

Mia! Get onto the renal unit
in Orange.

Ask for Dr. Chang.

Get Jim´s latest records
sent across.

Heart rate´s reverted
to sinus rhythm.

-Respiratory rate is 22.
-He´s still hypertensive.

His potassium levels
are dangerously high.

Let´s treat his K
and stabilize him.

Acute renal failure.

We need to get him dialyzed.

Which will be interesting,

seeing we don´t have
a dialysis machine.

Let´s stabilize him first, fly
him on to Orange if we have to.

Mm, okay.

I spoke to Dr. Chang. Jim hasn´t
been in for five days.

She said they´ve been trying
to call him.

What are you trying to do,
stubborn yourself to death?

Charlie´s eating
this carrot right next to me.

Like right in my ear,
just -- just crunching,

and I ask her to stop,
and she gets offended.

Then we have
this massive barney.

And so I want
an objective opinion.

I put this poll on Facebook,
just asking my mates, you know,

"Is it annoying to chew a carrot
right in your husband´s ear?"

And everyone´s like, "Shit yeah,
it´s really annoying."

Because it is.

And then I show her the poll,
and now I´m the bad guy.

Seriously, mate.

Don´t ever get married.

-Oh, sorry.
-Don´t worry about it.

You and Hayley speaking yet?

No.

That´s good.

Bit of space, time to think.

I guess.

What happened
to the Christmas trees?

What the hell?

And there´s another one gone
from here.

And there.

Some of these trees
are worth over 100 bucks.

Took us years to grow.

When were you
gonna start selling them?

Not for another month,
the thieving pricks.

Come on, we´re going to town.

How´s our patient?

Little sore, but I´m okay.

Look, you´re both
probably angry at me.

No, not angry.

Just worried.

I just couldn´t do it anymore.

Can´t eat.
I can´t sleep.

I´m tired.
I´m nauseous.

And the whole relentlessness
of the thing.

The problem is, Dad, you´ve got
a very rare blood type.

And with
your particular antibodies,

you´re a hard match
for a transplant.

That´s encouraging.

Look, you haven´t even been
on the wait list that long

so, you know,
it´s time to dig deep,

try and make peace
with dialysis.

-Or...
-Or I´ll die.

I know.

We´ll do it together, won´t we?

- Miss Wilson?
- Thank you.

Take care.

Betty.

You´re a woman.

Last time I checked.

How do they like to be,
you know, approached?

For directions?

-Advice? A fight?
-A date.

Oh.

Um, well, sometimes I think
spontaneity is nice.

You know,
just to take the pressure off.

A casual meeting up
is a nice way to start, I think.

Oh, yes.
I like that.

I´ll send you my invoice.

"LALSUCKS?"

"´Love at Light Speed´ sucks."

"Charlie Pereira
is a hack writer.

Her book was shit."

"Totally agree."

Oh, my God.

-Hi, Debbie.
-Now, school hall for the fifth?

Ah, already booked
for parent-teacher night.

Perfect.
And the budget?

Ah...

Will do.

Today?

Today.

Now, the committee´s morning
tea -- fruitcake or cream buns?

Are scones perhaps less risky?

Yeah, let´s go with scones.

You´ll approve
the purchase order?

Yep. Will do.

You won´t tell Gretel I´ve gone
behind her back, will you?

She always wants to make that
wretched gluten-free fig loaf.

It´s like, "Ugh!"

Honestly, everyone knows
she´s faking being a celiac.

No wonder Gerald left her.

I don´t think that´s why
her husband left her, but...

You always insist on seeing
the best in people, Charlie.

It´s, ahh...

Anyway, good luck
for your reading tonight.

You must be
looking forward to it.

I...

...was.

No, thank you, Dr. Chang.

Yes, Jim´s being prepped now.

His wife, Meryl, will travel
with him on the plane.

That´s right.

Okay. Talk again.

Bye.

Did you know
that he was skipping dialysis?

If I´d known,

I would have
hauled him there myself.

By his larynx.

You can´t blame him, really.

Having to drive three hours
to Orange, hooked up for four,

repeat every other day.

It´s brutal.

You´re a blood match,
aren´t you?

I can´t be his donor.

Why not?

You know how risky
surgery can be.

There´s a one in 3,000 chance
I´ll die.

About the same
as a car accident.

It´s a pretty safe
and quick procedure these days.

I´d be out of action for weeks.

How´d you go
being down a doctor?

And there´s the risk
of anesthetic.

The chance I could pick up

a secondary infection
whilst in hospital,

not to mention the fact that
his body might reject the organ.

But organ donation
is so important.

People are afraid of it
when they needn´t be.

You could lead by example.

Completely agree.

You do it.

I´m not a blood match.

Right, well, I haven´t even done
the donor matching tests yet,

so it´s all hypothetical.

We´ll just keep forcing him
to do dialysis.

Because Jim responds so well
to force.

Yeah.

Just need to find
an altruistic donor.

-Who´s not me.
-Yes.

Hey, Ken.

Well, it is illegal under
state law. I looked it up.

Look, I wish I could help, mate,

but I´m on my way
to a violated restraining order

and then to a break and enter.

This is my livelihood, Darren.

Charlie and I were banking on
the extra money.

Look, just try and relax,
okay?

I´m sure the whole town
isn´t out

nicking your Christmas trees.

I´ll look into it, mate.

That was Mum.

They´re still in Orange
for Dad´s dialysis.

Everything okay?

I can´t believe it.
Someone´s eaten my sandwich.

Oh, no.
That is shocking.

Who would do that?
It´s got my name on it.

Animals.

Great.
Guess I´ll have crackers.

H-H-Here´s a thought.

That I´m having
at this exact moment.

I was just about to go
to the café and grab something,

if you want to join me.

My shout.

If I have enough money.
It´s not like I´ve checked.

Or not.
What-- Whatevs.

Sure.
That sounds great.

Okay.

Motion sensors,
infrared cameras, hydrated lime.

And we need to get
some red food coloring.

Are we baking?

You´ll see.

No one steals from Matt Knight
and gets away with it.

Watch and learn, young one.

This is lovely.

It´s nice to do things
spontaneously sometimes.

Oh, God.

Do you want to kiss me, Ken?

I...

I don´t want to not kiss you.

Go on, then.

What, now?

Be spontaneous.

Okay.

-I like you.
-I like you too.

Matt.

"But Banzina knew
they didn´t have much time.

If they didn´t get back
to the tempus pod

before the end
of the lunar cycle,

they´d never make it
back in time to stop...

The Quargon invasion!

Banzina reached up
towards Lord Skullkan and cried,

´In the name of Uquandria
and her seven scythes...

Die, alien beast!´

And smote off
his pustuled head."

Thank you all for coming.

You´ve inspired me
to write again.

Book two coming your way.

I can´t believe
Matt never showed.

Men. Mm?

Yeah.

You´re amazing.

I do my best.

I would never have thought
of an eight-headed octo-slayer.

You will.
Start writing.

Thank you.

Are you really going to
write a sequel?

Maybe.

I´m a real writer.

With fans!

Come here!
Hi.

Follow your dreams, Dora.
Follow your dreams.

Yeah.

Matt.

He´s still in trouble.

Wonderful. It´s here.

Scribble here and here.

Something else?

Just curious.

Killed the cat.

Maybe so,
but a certain cat I know

had several delicious
bowls of cream at her disposal

and now appears to be left
with nothing but fur balls.

Are you talking about
Toke and Hugh?

I´m merely ruminating on cream.

But if you wanted to tell me
what happened,

I´d be happy to listen.

I honestly don´t know.

What a pity.

Please don´t feel sorry for me.

I don´t feel sorry for you.

I just find you and Hugh
utterly infuriating

when you´re this polite
to each other.

We´re not polite to each other.

Okay.

So I have been very busy
performing miracles.

A home dialysis machine?

For Jim.

How?

Strings. Pulled. Many.

Oh, this is great.

Now we can monitor him,
and Meryl will be all over it.

Problem solved.
Your kidneys intact.

This is usually a word I reserve
for myself, but -- genius.

-Thanks.
-You´re welcome.

So Mia did a long renal prac
in the city.

She´s, uh, trained right up and
can show you both how to use it.

That´s all the liquid
you can have today, okay, Jim?

Anything else,
you´re over your limit.

Poor bugger
can´t even have a beer.

Mum, you´ve got to
stay on him with this, okay?

We all do.

If he starts skipping this,

he´s gonna keep collapsing
and end up dead.

-Yes, I understand.
-Okay.

So most patients complete
four bag exchanges a day.

-Mm-hmm.
-The old fluid drains out first.

We flush the line and fill
with the new fluid.

-Ta-da.
-Oh, exciting.

Now, um, avoid touching
the connector with your hands.

You don´t want to
get an infection.

Give it a try.

-Um...
-Here.

-Oh.
-Can I help? He´s struggling.

It´s important Jim learns.

Right.

So how many trees were stolen?

Don´t worry, Dad. We´re onto it.
We´re gonna get those guys.

Yeah, good man.

Jim. You right?

Bit of practice,
and he´ll be a pro.

And I´ll be back every day
for the first week to help.

Ah.
Yeah, no rush.

About the reading...

No, it´s fine.
There´s a lot going on.

Well, I´ll make it up to you.

Tomorrow, a surprise gift
coming your way.

No more gifts.

Between the flowers
and the typewriter,

it´s bordering on overkill.

-What?
-That wasn´t you?

Yes?

Liar.

Then who was it?

Secret admirer?

It came to the house.

That´s really creepy.

Well, I´ll have a look around.

Better keep the doors closed
for now, yeah?

Brave farmer
protects sexy principal.

Being principal is a lot harder
than I thought it was gonna be.

-It´s lonely at the top.
-Mm.

Is your top lonely?

Hello, top.

Can you breathe?

It´s a really good way to die.

You deserve better, Jim Knight.

"It was dark."

"#LALSUCKS.

How can aliens visit Dargania
when it doesn´t have hydrogen?"

Whatever.

"It was dangerous."

"But --"

"How can Banzina fly an Orbita
when she´s scared of flying?

#HOLESEVERYWHERE."

Because she´s brave, idiot.

I just had no idea
that dialysis was so onerous.

Your father´s
a man from the bush.

I mean, he´s miserable.
He´s tied up to this robot.

Well, let´s talk
palliative care, then,

because that´s where he´s headed
if he stops.

But can´t we bump him up
on the organ recipient list?

It doesn´t work like that, Mum.
It´s very tightly regulated.

Darling, it´s me,

and I know you can be convincing
when called upon.

We´re cast from the same mold,
remember?

Isn´t there someone that you
could, I don´t know, persuade?

I see.

I will give him my kidney.

How do we start?

All right.

Mum.

His blood type is O.

Yours is A.

That´s it?
How utterly disappointing.

I´ll do it.

Sorry, mate, you´re under 18.

What about Matt?

I can´t divulge
his patient details.

What´s your blood type?

Don´t get carried away.
Hugh´s a renowned surgeon.

We can´t have him risking his
life when so many depend on him.

We´ll find someone else.

Hey, what´s your blood type?

Mum already called.
I´m not a match.

Do you think Dad´s gonna die
if he doesn´t get a kidney?

Not if he does what he´s told.

Here.

Squeeze all of this
into the lime.

I´m making a nontoxic paint
for the trees.

The pines will glow pink
for about a month

and then they´ll fade.

It´s a good deterrent, huh?

Do you think you spent more than
the trees are actually worth?

It´s the principle, smart-ass.

Go. Go!

It´s over there!

Ajax!

Yeah!

Damn it!

Hi. Sorry.

Meryl´s at bridge.
She forgot her card holder.

I´ll just get it.

How you feeling?

Like a pincushion.

You look a little less yellow
and bloated.

Thanks.

Amazing that such a small thing
is giving you a new life.

Oh, I don´t know.

Anyway.

Did you sort things out
with that boy of mine yet?

He´s getting around here
like a sad fish.

Better get back to Meryl.

Ken´s out.
What about Betty?

Nope. Wrong blood count.
Has hypertension.

What about these?

Meryl´s recruited half the CWA
by the look of it.

B. AB. AB. B.

Nothing.

Jim´s an impossible match.

We are running out of options.

Can I crossmatch you now?

Tomorrow. I´m tired.

You forgot me.
I want to help Jim.

What blood type are you?

O negative.

Are you okay?

Do you think it´s over?

For good?

Ah.
I don´t know.

Hayley´s pretty black and white.

I thought Christians
were supposed to be forgiving.

I think it might be
a bit past that point, mate.

You´re really not good at this.

Well, I just think
that marriage

is all about
forgiveness and flexibility.

You guys are tripping
at the first hurdle.

She wants to give Dad
her kidney.

Wow.

But it´s got to be dangerous,
though, right?

What if something happened?

I could lose my dad
or the woman I love.

It sucks.

I just want everything
to go back to normal.

I just wish
I´d never glittered Millie.

Yeah, you definitely shouldn´t
have glittered Millie.

Hey, sexpot.

Mia, as much as I find
your smooth skin

and cinnamon-smelling hair
extremely compelling

and enjoy our witty banter,
I´m not the sort of person

who can pull off
a secret workplace romance.

What?

I have an empire here that
I have built over many years

at great personal cost.

Do you understand?

-No.
-No?

I don´t accept that as a reason
to not be together.

Then I have no choice
but to insist

our fledgling romance is over.

As of now.

We´re seeing each other, Ken.
End of story.

If Banzina needs to
enlist Empress Hajin

to recapture the crystal moon,
how would she do it?

A letter?

A mind message.

No.

She´s direct.
She´d just request a meeting.

"Your worship,
I, Banzina of Epsilon,

have traveled across the galaxy
to request your assistance."

No!
"To beg for your help."

Hello?

Hey!

Stop!

Stop!

This is stage two
of the testing.

We´ll be checking blood supply
to the kidneys,

number of arteries, veins,
that sort of thing.

And if you pass this,

we´ll refer you
to the transplant unit.

Okay, Hayley, here we go.

Is that...?

-Don´t tell me.
-It is.

Hayley, we´re going to
stop the scan.

I´m very sorry.

You have what´s called
renal agenesis.

Well, what does that mean?

- Am I gonna die?
- No. No.

Look, it just means that you
were born with only one kidney.

Highly unusual
but quite clever of you, really.

There are worse organs
to be missing

and, up until now,
you didn´t even notice.

That´s good to know.

What now?

All right.
You can crossmatch me.

Goody.

It´s not enough that
he´s giving me weird gifts?

This is our land.

How would a troll know
where you live?

No, you´re getting confused.

This is my secret admirer,
not my troll.

Well, why are you
being trolled?

About my book.

That I´m not getting
the sci-fi genre,

that my alien psychology is
unbelievable, blah, blah, blah.

You better step back.

Hello, Frank, is it?

Whyhope Police.
Come out, please.

What if he has a gun?

I have a gun.

-Have you ever used it?
-Well, no, but I know how to.

Well, training and real life
are very different.

Can you stop undermining me?

I´m gonna count to three.

Tell him you have a Taser.

Can you go and stand
over there?

-Yes.
-I´m actually trained for this.

Okay.

One.

Two.

Two and a half.

Three.

I´m coming in.

This is Francesca McCrawley.

Frank.

I can´t believe it´s you.

You know each other?

Uh, only from the book signing.

What are you doing here?

Did you leave me
all those gifts?

Yes. I´m a pastry chef´s
assistant from Bowral.

I bused it here.

I love sci-fi,
and I really loved your book.

Okay.

I didn´t know
how else to tell you.

Thank you.

I made you something.

Charlie, did you want to
press charges?

Nah. I can take it from here.
Thank you.

It´s Maldaria.

From your book.

Well, you two have a good day.

I really got to read this book.

You should come up to the house
for a cup of tea.

Get to see your house.

You get to see my porch.

What are you doing here?

Jim had some more energy
this morning.

I actually think it´s working.

Great.

I came to tell you that I passed
the donor matching.

Oh! Hugh.

Let´s go and tell him, huh?

Okay.

- What´s this?
- Where is he?

I -- I don´t know.

Hey. What´s up?

It´s like all of Whyhope´s
taking the piss.

They´re obviously
telling each other

Knights are giving away
free Christmas trees,

come and get yours.

Oh, there´s another one.

That´s it.
I´m calling the cops.

Forget that.

Boys, hop in.

Hey.
You sure you´re up to this?

Never felt more alive.

I can drive you
to the bus stop if you like.

That´d be great.
Thanks.

I ran away once.

When I was six.

I made it all the way
to the front gate.

Hey.

This is your second book,
isn´t it?

Yeah, but it´s not
for public consumption.

-It´s really good.
-Really?

Gosh, this is so exciting.

Well, I´m glad
someone thinks so.

I mean, obviously you´ll redo
the council stuff.

Well, why?
What´s wrong with it?

Well, now that Banzina´s
a council member,

she has a conflict of interest
being Zalanda´s half-sister.

There´s like no way
she can endorse her for VP.

No, but that´s the point.

She can´t see
how unethical it is.

She´s flawed.
All the best characters are.

But she´s your heroine.

You´ll lose your audience
if they think she´s corrupt.

Plus, if the Project find out,

she´ll be, like,
totally executed on the spot.

Yeah, exactly.

Peril and danger for
our protagonist to overcome.

I think you can do better,
Charlie.

Where´s Hugh?

The renal unit just called.
There´s a kidney for Jim.

Penny.

Deceased donor?

Are you sure it´s a match?

-I´m positive.
-Unbelievable.

I´m off the hook.

You mean, "I´m relieved
my dad´s going to live"?

That too.

Listen, the organ´s being flown
from Far North Queensland

to the transplant center
in Brisbane.

You´ve only got two hours to get
Jim onto the connecting flight.

All right,
get our plane on standby.

Tell them he´s on his way.

Okay, we got to find him.
Now.

Uh...

Come on, come on, come on.
Pick up.

You sure
he´s with Matt and Ajax?

No, but it´s my best guess.

Maybe he just
doesn´t want to answer.

Oh, no.
Dead end.

Where?

I´m just gonna run these
down to the postbox.

Honesty is the foundation
of any relationship,

and although I don´t yet know
what this is,

you should know
that I threw your sandwich out

so I could take you to lunch.

I´m not proud of my deception
or of my behavior since then.

I pushed you away
because I was afraid.

My name is Ken Liu,
and I work here.

This is Mia Halston,
and she also works here.

We´re falling for each other,
and that is okay.

I´d kiss you right now,

but I feel like
that might be a bit much.

Oi! Dad!

That´s it!
That way!

Whoo!

Whoo!

These things flip, you know?

-Aah!
-Hey!

Jim! Matt!

Well, this is Ajax´s.
They can´t be far.

Ah, shit.

Hey!

Pull over!

Pull over!

Whoo!
Whoo!

Dad!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

-I´ve got it!
-Ha ha!

Come on!

Knighties are coming for you!

Whoo!

Up there.
Try up there.

Reckon you can
shoot his tire?

No, I´m not that good a shot.

Hey! Don´t throw the torch,
you idiot!

Ha ha!

Whoo!

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Take him, Dad!

Gonna take more than that,
sunshine.

We´re gonna die!

Whoa!

Yeah! Go, Dad!

That´s how it´s done.

You´ve stolen a tree
from the wrong family, son.

That´s true.
I have.

So how do you want to
proceed here?

Well, that´s the question,
really, isn´t it?

So Banzina only pretends
to endorse Zalanda...

In order to fool the Jardinians
into thinking she´s corrupt.

Ooh!

But really she´s working
behind the scenes

on Commander Skyborn´s campaign
in order to secure...

The Katzic alliance.

Yes!

Ah!

Oh, have you blocked them?

You can use
the "ignore" command.

This is a citizen´s arrest.

They´re just trees!

My kids
have never had a real one.

Shoot him.

-What?
-Yeah.

-Really?
-Really?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

What are you doing here?

What´s going on?

Put that down, Ajax.

Dad, you´re getting
a new kidney.

-What?
-Not mine?

-Craig?
-Hugh?

It´s a deceased donor.

You´ve been bumped up the list

because you´re
the next best match.

But we´ve got to get you
to Brisbane. A plane´s waiting.

They´re putting it
in him today?

Yeah.

Donor´s in ICU.
Transplant team´s waiting.

I´ll travel with you.

But as soon as we get there,

you´re going
straight into theater.

-Meryl?
-I´ll get a commercial flight.

-I´ll meet you at the hospital.
-Yep.

No more dialysis.
It´s a new shot at life.

It´s your only shot,
seeing you trashed the machine.

I´ll be there, love.

Love you, Dad.

- Take care, old man.
- Hugh Knight.

Come on, let´s go.

No, we´re just about to
get on -- No.

No.

No, you tell them to wait.

No, no.

Oh, I understand.

Thank you.

Ah, we´re too late.

They´ve given it
to someone else.

Well, what´s that mean?

What it means, Jim --

There´s only one
donor match left.

Who?

Me.

And you´d do that?

Apparently so.