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Previously on "Daytime Divas..."
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This is a very difficult
time for our family.
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I can't believe
Brad would do that to you.
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Guess who's coming
to do our show. Vance Gordon.
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- Your TV dad?
- Listen to me, Vance.
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- Don't come anywhere near me.
- Nina, I'm so sorry.
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I didn't mean any
of that crap I said before.
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I don't know what we are,
but we're something.
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I have to let you go.
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I saw footage of you
sexuallynharassing an underling.
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Uh, wanted to ask you
a few questions about
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Ted Windsor's death.
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I saw you talking to that detective.
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I still think about
that night all the time.
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I am dating a wonderful man.
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- William McCann.
- She's quite a catch.
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If they find out we were
together the night that Ted died
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it'll look like two passionate
lovers driven to madness.
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It is so good to be back
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with my favorite bitches on daytime TV.
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You know her from "The Lunch Hour"
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but now "Morning Talk" has her
for the whole week.
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Let's welcome Mo Evans.
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Hey!
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Guys, it is great to be here
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and to think, I used to hate you guys.
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'Cause every year,
you would beat "The Lunch Hour"
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at the Daytime Television Awards.
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Well, hopefully, we'll beat you again.
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Make sure you watch
the DTAs later this week.
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You know I used to feel so bad
for Maxine.
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You know, losing every year.
The show is all she has.
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But then we find out
that she's banging her doorman.
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Hmm. That was quite the shocker.
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Yeah, but you know what?
That's a pattern of Maxine.
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You know, the woman doesn't
like to leave the house.
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Let's check out a few other
guys that she's dated.
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Can't blame Maxine for this one.
Dude's got a big plunger.
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Money back if he doesn't
come in 15 minutes.
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Hello!
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Oh, shut up, it's not that funny.
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According to the
neighbors, these missionaries
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spread more than the word of God.
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Pff! Friggin' batteries.
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- In a good way.
- In a good way.
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How do you turn this goddamn thing off?
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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*
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So wait a minute, last month
when I was leaving
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mom's apartment and you were
bringing her that package...
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Yup, it was a fake and I was going in...
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- Mm. No, no, I can't.
- I remember that time...
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No, no, I can't. I tried.
But at least it makes sense.
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All those packages,
nothin' new in the apartment.
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Did you really think
I'd order from Chico's?
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Uh, paparazzi's outside.
I don't wanna encourage them.
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Every time I open a door, hail
a cab, they're right in my face.
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- Well, you are kinda cute.
- Oh, this came for you.
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And it's a real delivery, Shawn
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unlike the time when I
was coming upstairs...
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I'm gonna wait outside.
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Oh, my. Apologies for the paparazzi.
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Once some other secret couple
comes out, we will be old news.
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Until that time, I wanna lie low.
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I know I said yes, but I'm not sure
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about going to this award thing.
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I need you, you know
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to emotionally abuse
after we lose again.
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Honey, these events aren't for me.
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- What would I even wear?
- Ask Armani.
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Honey, I know it's gotta
be strange for you.
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- You and William?
- Yeah.
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Honestly, I wasn't thinking about that.
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I was thinking about
the night that Ted died.
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I have an appointment
with that detective tomorrow.
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Oh, there's no need to worry.
You know what to say.
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Yeah, but I'll say
what you told me to say but...
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Mom, I gotta ask.
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Did I kill Ted?
Is that the question?
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I don't really know
what happened that night.
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Ted fell and hit his head, end of story.
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Listen to me, what I'm asking
you to do is the right thing.
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And then I promise,
this will all go away.
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Okay, Mom.
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According to the
neighbors, these missionaries
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spread more than the word of God.
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Oh, you gotta give it to
Mo. She's pretty rad.
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- She's so funny.
- Right?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, ca-caw!
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Alright, ladies, we need you to settle
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on your dress selections today.
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- Oh.
- No exceptions.
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Kibby, have you thought about wearing
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an original Blessed By Heather design?
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I was hoping to wear something
a little less sister-wifey.
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Suit yourself,
but you know what they say.
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- Modest is hottest.
- No one says that.
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Who do you talk to?
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Heather, is this all because your CD
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is in the dollar bin at Duane Reade?
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Very funny, Kibby,
my CD is not in the dollar bin.
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Oh, 10,241 likes.
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Maxine, have you thought
about wearing...
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Heather, I'm wearing Kevan Hall.
Don't ask me again.
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Fine, I'm wearing Blessed By Heather
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and we will see who ends up
on the best dressed list.
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Reminder, "Lunch Hour's" hosting
a gifting suite tomorrow.
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As if I don't have enough work to do.
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Those things are disgusting.
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They just bring out the greed in people.
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Oh, attendance is mandatory.
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- That also means you, Nina.
- No, I'm serious.
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All of this pomp and circumstance
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why can't we just wear
something that we have?
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You mean like that belted burqa
you wore last year?
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That was a tribal Gomesi
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worn in solidarity
with the gay women of Uganda
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who happened to be marching
in their first pride parade.
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Have you ever considered stand-up?
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Just wear something great, Nina.
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We wanna look hot when
we accept our award.
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Oh, Kibby, we don't win.
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- We never win.
- Why? We're so awesome.
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We always lose to "Morning Talk".
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It's kind of our thing.
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So let's practice
our gracious loser face.
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This is mine.
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Don't steal it.
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- Nina!
- Green's not my color.
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That's trash.
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In all my years recording the news
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I've interviewed presidents,
princes, and pop stars.
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But there are other voices
that I wanted to be heard.
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So a decade ago, I created a show
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where women could sit down and
say what's on their minds.
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And, boy, do they ever.
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It's just an honor to be nominated.
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Such an honor.
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Right, just so many incredible
people in our category.
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I'm just excited for the dress.
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Yes, whatever happens
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the four of us are gonna look fabulous.
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Actually, it'll be five of us.
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Mo's nominated too,
so she'll be joining us.
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- Oh, isn't that wonderful?
- Yeah.
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I may have forgotten
to mention that to you.
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I can't wait to see her funny face.
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That's a wrap.
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- Jason Abel's in your office.
- What? Why?
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The network has thoughts
on our new co-host.
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Oh, God help us.
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Okay, so just tell me
which one you like better?
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And I know,
I totally need a better nose.
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Tandy, you're 15,
you're not gonna play a doctor
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for, like, three years. And
you're not touching your nose.
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- It's perfect.
- You are not helping me.
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Why do you even wanna be an actor?
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Is this mom's idea? Is she
looking for another meal ticket?
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Stop! It's my idea.
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Okay? I like, I like going on auditions.
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- It's fun.
- Okay.
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Then I guess the one
with, uh, no lab coat.
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You're so lucky, you get to
go to fancy award shows.
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Trust me, they suck.
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Do you wanna go? I have a plus one.
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- Yes.
- Okay, then pick out a dress.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah, take whatever you want.
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No, no, no. Not that one, bitch.
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Eleven, twelve...
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That got 12 million hits?
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And 5 million Twitter followers.
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Fine, but what does marshmallow
girl bring to the round table?
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Viewers, and hopefully, the kind
of numbers we got with Mo.
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- We need someone loud.
- And Mo was definitely loud.
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Did you see her guest on "Morning Talk?"
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- She killed.
- Honestly, I haven't seen it.
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But I do know my show more than anyone
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and Kali is not gonna fly.
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I don't wanna tell you
how to do your job.
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- Good.
- But...
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we would really appreciate it
if you gave Kali a chance.
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Is that network speak for do it or else?
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Fine, one week.
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And when Kali's a dud, she's out.
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- Great.
- And no more talk about Mo.
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Trust me, she doesn't have
the appeal you think she does.
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Oh, God. It's so good to...
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Ca-caw!
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It's high heels at high noon.
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Hey, Max. Happy to see me?
Your face is so toxed.
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It is getting to the point
where I literally cannot tell.
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Well, well, well,
look what the cat threw up
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ate and then threw up again.
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Well, this pussy has nine lives.
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Classy. So what are you doing here?
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Trolling the crew for a date
to the Daytime TV Awards?
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No, I'm just here to pick up my tickets.
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You do know we send them in the mail.
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Uh-oh. Caught me.
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Actually, I'm just here
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to catch up with a few old friends.
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And, uh, something else,
I just can't remember.
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Oh, that's right, I'm here to brag about
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how I'm killing it on "Morning
Talk". Have you seen it?
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Why would I watch an imitation
when I'm doing the real thing?
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I guess only the DTA voters watch.
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And I hear you're havin'
a hard time replacing me.
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- Is that true?
- Oh, we're fine.
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We bought a new fern.
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Congratulations.
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You know, Maxine, I probably
shouldn't be saying this
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but I'm circling an offer
from "Morning Talk"
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to bring me on permanently.
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Please, send my condolences
to your future co-hosts.
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I won't have to, they'll
be there at the DTAs
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bringing home the award
that you never ever, ever win.
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I know you can't tell,
but I'm very excited
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that you're about to leave.
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Girl, I am so happy
you could fit me in.
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Who canceled on you, Alisha or Nikki?
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- Solange.
- Mm.
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She had to babysit Blue Ivy.
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But you didn't hear that from me.
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Oh, girl, you are way
past your re-braid.
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Well, I wish you would have gotten to me
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before I went on "Morning Talk".
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- Damn straight.
- Why?
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That Bob was young and cute.
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Yeah, adorable,
for taking the kids to soccer.
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Now sit up straight.
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- Ow!
- Girl, don't be so damn tender-headed.
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So what did you think about my act?
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- I was funny, right?
- It was alright.
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Well, the "Morning Talk" people
seem to think I was hilarious.
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In fact, you ought
to keep this on the DL.
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You cannot tell any of your clients.
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What?
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Girl, the "Morning Talk" people
are making me an offer.
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That's nice. Now sit still.
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I'm 'bout to get all up
in your kitchen.
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Uh, oh, wait, um,
let me use the ladies first.
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But I'm serious.
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You cannot tell anybody.
I could trust you, right?
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Girl, uh... This is me, hm?
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- Hmm.
- Mm.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Alright.
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I am loving my hair, Julian.
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Hey, Heath, what's the 411?
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I heard Mo's joining the "Morning Talk".
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I'm sure she's already
told you everything.
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Oh, my gosh, ladies, calm down.
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My eyebrows aren't even on yet.
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00:10:36,965 --> 00:10:39,142
Look, I don't know what Mo is doing.
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She's being very coy
about the whole thing.
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Mo, coy? Sounds sketch.
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00:10:42,515 --> 00:10:44,415
I mean, it's all over social media.
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So I'm sure it's just one press release
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away from being the truth, right?
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Ladies, please, table
the gossip for a moment
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and meet our new guest co-host
for the week, Kali Z.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Okay, you guys, here I am
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at "The Lunch Hour" with my
four new BFFs for the week.
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Follow me on Snap for more updates
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and maybe some behind-the-scenes
action if you're lucky.
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Mwah. Love you. Sort of mean it.
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Hi, just needed to Snap
something for my fans.
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00:11:08,356 --> 00:11:09,772
So what are all your names again?
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00:11:09,774 --> 00:11:11,006
You don't know who we are?
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Sorry, I don't watch the show.
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But I get it, you're the serious one.
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You're like the conservative one
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who says stupid things and
people freak out and you are...
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00:11:19,217 --> 00:11:20,850
Really annoyed right now.
Thanks for asking.
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00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:22,718
Actually, Kali,
we like to think we're more
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than the labels
that the media puts on us.
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And I don't say stupid things.
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This is Kibby.
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Wait, LOL. I know you.
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You were on that show,
"Lacey" something.
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00:11:34,065 --> 00:11:35,464
And then you, like, went to rehab
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00:11:35,466 --> 00:11:37,399
and things got VV dark for a sec.
282
00:11:37,401 --> 00:11:38,867
Uh, why don't we show you
where your dressing room is?
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00:11:38,869 --> 00:11:40,969
Love that. Okay, guys.
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00:11:40,971 --> 00:11:43,204
So right now, I'm going
to my dressing room.
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00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:45,770
Cool, right?
I wonder what will be inside.
286
00:11:45,856 --> 00:11:48,654
- Okay, so we hate her, right?
- She called me stupid.
287
00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:50,479
She scares me more than Mo.
288
00:11:55,185 --> 00:11:57,285
Okay, so they're called
Power Girl Sleepovers
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00:11:57,287 --> 00:11:58,853
and basically, they're an opportunity
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00:11:58,855 --> 00:11:59,820
for badass business bitches
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to get together and do face masks
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00:12:01,591 --> 00:12:03,057
all while, like, strategically
293
00:12:03,059 --> 00:12:04,434
building our brands and networking.
294
00:12:04,454 --> 00:12:07,097
It's a combination of
work and "Hey, girl."
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00:12:07,122 --> 00:12:08,888
Don't you think you're kind
of infantilizing women
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00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:10,489
by putting them in onesies?
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00:12:10,491 --> 00:12:12,124
LOL. No.
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00:12:12,126 --> 00:12:14,126
Kali Z's sleepovers also act
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as a fundraiser of sorts. Is that true?
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00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:18,497
Uh-huh. I broadcast them
on YouTube and I ask my fans
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00:12:18,499 --> 00:12:21,167
to donate to my fave charity,
Phoneless And Homeless.
302
00:12:21,169 --> 00:12:22,934
Oh, I've heard of that.
303
00:12:22,936 --> 00:12:25,271
Don't you just like give
homeless people iPhones?
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00:12:25,273 --> 00:12:28,006
As I like to say, just because
you don't have a home
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00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,875
doesn't mean you can't have a phone.
306
00:12:29,877 --> 00:12:31,276
And what about the cellphone plans
307
00:12:31,278 --> 00:12:32,443
who pays for that?
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00:12:41,254 --> 00:12:44,589
Yeah, Ted and I had a fight,
it was at my graduation dinner.
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00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:46,857
Now it just seems so stupid. I-I...
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00:12:46,859 --> 00:12:48,493
if I would've known it was gonna be
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the last time I was gonna see him.
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00:12:50,129 --> 00:12:52,263
So you said after you fought
with your stepfather
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you went on a walk with your mother?
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00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:54,903
I needed to cool off.
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00:12:55,145 --> 00:12:56,267
What'd you talk about?
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00:12:56,269 --> 00:12:57,926
I don't know. It was 11 years ago.
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00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,838
I'm sure she gave me
some post-college advice like
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00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,373
how to do a cover letter, tips
on not getting a girl pregnant.
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00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:04,333
Wise woman.
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00:13:04,358 --> 00:13:06,199
And then I dropped her off
around midnight, I think.
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00:13:06,223 --> 00:13:07,294
- Did you go inside?
- No.
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00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,161
I had had enough
with my parents at that point.
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00:13:09,186 --> 00:13:11,261
I dropped her off in the lobby
and went to a party
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00:13:11,286 --> 00:13:12,919
and got graduation wasted.
325
00:13:13,462 --> 00:13:15,901
Well, I-I have to
thank you, Shawn.
326
00:13:15,926 --> 00:13:17,821
I'm so sorry about
dragging you down here.
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00:13:17,823 --> 00:13:20,490
Everything you said matches up
with your mom's story, so...
328
00:13:20,492 --> 00:13:22,992
- Glad, I could help.
- So, your mom dating the doorman.
329
00:13:23,017 --> 00:13:25,527
- I did not see that one coming.
- Same here, man, believe me.
330
00:13:25,552 --> 00:13:27,215
How long do you think
they were on the DL?
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00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,739
A year. Uh, it's crazy, I know, but...
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00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,419
- It's my mom, I guess.
- Shawn, I appreciate it.
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00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:43,169
- Ooh, gift suite.
- Uh, Kali Z has got to go.
334
00:13:43,194 --> 00:13:45,113
Agreed. She makes you
feel old and smart.
335
00:13:45,138 --> 00:13:46,356
It's really uncomfortable.
336
00:13:46,372 --> 00:13:48,293
Nina, come down here and bitch with us.
337
00:13:48,318 --> 00:13:49,828
Would you look at this? They're offering
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00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,229
a free trip to Australia.
339
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,565
Ooh, Australia? I love pandas. Gimme.
340
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,800
No, why are they giving
rich famous people
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00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,836
all this free stuff when
they can afford it already?
342
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,723
It's so wasteful and unjust.
343
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,551
Oh, Nina, stop being a buzzkill
344
00:14:01,576 --> 00:14:02,802
The swag room is meant to be fun.
345
00:14:02,826 --> 00:14:04,576
Fun? What is fun about
346
00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:05,744
participating in this gross spectacle?
347
00:14:05,746 --> 00:14:08,046
Literally everything.
348
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,680
Oh, God. She's like a whack-a-mole.
349
00:14:09,705 --> 00:14:12,551
- She just keeps popping up.
- Oh, whack-a-Mo!
350
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,455
- Sorry.
- Ooh. Oh, yeah.
351
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,458
I'll take that even though I can't go.
352
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,559
I'm actually banned from Australia.
353
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,226
Long story, but free is free.
354
00:14:23,228 --> 00:14:24,895
Mo, would you be able to go anywhere
355
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,030
with your new "Morning Talk" schedule?
356
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,798
Okay, Kibby, don't even try it.
357
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,700
I see what you're trying
to do, but a lady never
358
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,501
tells her business.
You just have to wait and see.
359
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:33,604
- I'm at the edge of my seat.
- Oh, you should be.
360
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,073
Alright, ladies, if you will excuse me
361
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,976
it is time for Miss Mo to go.
362
00:14:42,905 --> 00:14:46,497
Nina, baby, can I send you
some love? Mwah, mwah.
363
00:14:46,513 --> 00:14:48,080
I thought you usually skip out on these
364
00:14:48,082 --> 00:14:49,949
swag rooms because of your politics.
365
00:14:49,951 --> 00:14:51,083
I do, but unfortunately, I've been roped
366
00:14:51,085 --> 00:14:53,385
into doing a publicity
shoot for work, so...
367
00:14:53,387 --> 00:14:55,754
Well, hot tip, do not pass up
368
00:14:55,756 --> 00:14:57,522
this incredible crossbody clutch
369
00:14:57,524 --> 00:14:59,157
by my client, Serge Pierre.
370
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:02,661
His designs are so chic,
so modern, so today
371
00:15:02,663 --> 00:15:04,794
and yet also, so tomorrow.
372
00:15:05,098 --> 00:15:08,099
- Do you know what I mean?
- No, I don't.
373
00:15:08,101 --> 00:15:10,535
And this kind of thing really
doesn't do anything for me.
374
00:15:10,537 --> 00:15:12,169
I'm... Oh.
375
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,286
Wow.
376
00:15:13,888 --> 00:15:15,554
What's it made out of?
377
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:19,919
Hey, Mom.
378
00:15:20,255 --> 00:15:22,122
So the photographer will be here in 20
379
00:15:22,124 --> 00:15:24,524
but more importantly,
I talked to Detective Stagliano
380
00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:26,090
and you can rest easy.
381
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,561
- We're all good.
- That's what I like to hear.
382
00:15:28,563 --> 00:15:31,230
Maxine, just the woman
I was looking for.
383
00:15:31,232 --> 00:15:33,378
- Have a moment?
- For you, Jason, of course.
384
00:15:33,403 --> 00:15:35,934
Okay, I have to agree,
Kali didn't really
385
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,137
have the wow factor I was hoping for.
386
00:15:38,139 --> 00:15:40,630
I told you. I know my audience
better than anyone.
387
00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:42,809
Which is why I think
you'll agree we should stop
388
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,845
trying to replace Mo
and just bring her back.
389
00:15:44,847 --> 00:15:46,412
Absolutely not.
390
00:15:46,414 --> 00:15:48,881
There's a rumor, she's gonna be made
permanent on "Morning Talk."
391
00:15:48,883 --> 00:15:50,116
There's no confirmation of that.
392
00:15:50,118 --> 00:15:51,630
Twitter is confirmation enough.
393
00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:53,248
If Mo goes, she takes
all of her viewers.
394
00:15:53,272 --> 00:15:55,339
Why would we just give that
to our competitor?
395
00:15:55,473 --> 00:15:58,124
Wait, Mo can't come back. She
got fired for sexual harassment.
396
00:15:58,126 --> 00:15:59,892
We could make that go away.
397
00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:02,061
Uh, she was [bleep] in my chair.
That's never going away.
398
00:16:02,063 --> 00:16:04,176
All I'm asking is that
you think about it, okay?
399
00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:06,200
- Will do.
- Thank you.
400
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,137
I just thought about it. Nope.
401
00:16:10,805 --> 00:16:12,137
Yeah, I figured.
402
00:16:12,324 --> 00:16:14,424
You're so pretty. Uh, ooh!
403
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,544
Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. Oh.
404
00:16:18,825 --> 00:16:22,194
Hi, Star Jones.
I'm sorry, but that was my bag.
405
00:16:22,196 --> 00:16:23,728
Was, past tense.
406
00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,430
No, I don't think you understand.
407
00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:28,033
- I was here first, so...
- So you're entitled to it?
408
00:16:28,035 --> 00:16:29,767
Girl, there are no laws
in the gifting suite.
409
00:16:29,769 --> 00:16:31,403
I should know, I'm a lawyer.
410
00:16:31,428 --> 00:16:33,905
Well, then I hope you don't
object to me taking it back.
411
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,640
Girl, give me back that bag
412
00:16:35,642 --> 00:16:38,778
or I will sue you
and represent myself in court.
413
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,331
Jason's got a point. We haven't
found anybody better than Mo.
414
00:16:43,356 --> 00:16:44,559
That doesn't mean we won't.
415
00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:46,037
You don't care that she might take her
416
00:16:46,061 --> 00:16:47,827
and don't hit me for saying this
417
00:16:47,852 --> 00:16:49,137
Mo magic to "Morning Talk?"
418
00:16:49,162 --> 00:16:51,208
I'm not dumb. I know she's good.
419
00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:53,935
I also know that's the
way the world's going.
420
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,926
All marshmallows
and over-sharing and loud.
421
00:16:56,951 --> 00:16:58,700
It's getting hard to compete with that.
422
00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:00,100
Well, maybe it's about
finding a compromise.
423
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,622
With Mo, there is no compromise.
424
00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:04,731
The only Mo magic I wanna see
is her disappearing act.
425
00:17:04,903 --> 00:17:07,176
It's not about the bag.
It is about the principle.
426
00:17:07,201 --> 00:17:10,268
You keep your principles,
I will keep the bag.
427
00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:12,637
Ladies, ladies, calm down.
428
00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:15,273
There are cameras everywhere
and we do not need
429
00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:16,674
a catfight leaking to the press.
430
00:17:16,676 --> 00:17:19,077
- Speak for yourself.
- Oh, Star, baby.
431
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,913
You know I adore you,
but Nina did see the bag first.
432
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,449
Cindy, it isn't about that,
it's about the principle.
433
00:17:24,451 --> 00:17:27,552
And we totally believe you when
you keep saying that, honey.
434
00:17:27,554 --> 00:17:29,387
Fine, Nina can have the bag.
435
00:17:30,981 --> 00:17:33,624
Congratulations, Nina.
You win this round.
436
00:17:33,626 --> 00:17:35,965
But you just pissed off me, Star Jones
437
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:38,123
"New York Times" bestselling author
438
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,658
beloved television personality
439
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,661
fashion designer, women's advocate
440
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,631
and most of all, a friggin' lawyer.
441
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,770
I'd watch my back
if I were you, little girl.
442
00:17:57,997 --> 00:18:01,899
Hey, Shawn. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm leaving for the DTAs now.
443
00:18:01,901 --> 00:18:05,137
Which I say stands
for Dumb Trashy Accolade.
444
00:18:05,468 --> 00:18:06,734
Yeah. See you soon.
445
00:18:11,443 --> 00:18:12,443
Oh.
446
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:16,420
Ugh.
447
00:18:18,016 --> 00:18:19,483
Um...
448
00:18:20,885 --> 00:18:21,958
Oh, gosh.
449
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:42,379
Wow. What happened to the burqa?
450
00:18:42,381 --> 00:18:43,947
Didn't go with my clutch.
451
00:18:43,949 --> 00:18:45,715
Then the clutch made my shoes look bad.
452
00:18:45,717 --> 00:18:47,216
Then all of a sudden, the
jewelry just looked so cheap.
453
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,794
- Powerful clutch.
- You have no idea.
454
00:18:50,801 --> 00:18:52,622
Check her out.
455
00:18:52,624 --> 00:18:55,317
Well, thank you.
The dress is an original
456
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:58,395
Blessed By Heather design
available online.
457
00:18:58,397 --> 00:19:00,153
As well as my clutch.
458
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,763
Maxine, over here!
459
00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:15,677
Hey, sexy doorman!
460
00:19:15,679 --> 00:19:17,813
- Looks like you've got a fan.
- I guess I've arrived.
461
00:19:17,815 --> 00:19:19,382
- Maxine!
- God!
462
00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:21,250
I can't believe I forgot to tell you
463
00:19:21,252 --> 00:19:22,952
Another amazing thing's happening.
464
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:26,055
I'm working "Fashion Cops" tonight.
465
00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:27,556
Oh, good for you, Mo.
466
00:19:27,558 --> 00:19:29,401
Oh, well, not so good for you, girl.
467
00:19:29,426 --> 00:19:31,326
What is that dress you're wearing?
468
00:19:31,328 --> 00:19:33,536
I might have to arrest you
for a hate crime.
469
00:19:35,505 --> 00:19:37,243
Your ass must be jealous with all the
470
00:19:37,268 --> 00:19:38,934
crap that comes out of your mouth.
471
00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:41,603
Ooh, he's good.
472
00:19:41,605 --> 00:19:45,307
So is this the doorman
boyfriend? He is a keeper.
473
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,209
I wish I could say the same
for s'more over there.
474
00:19:48,211 --> 00:19:50,378
America, meet my replacement.
475
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:52,347
Kali is definitely an original.
476
00:19:52,349 --> 00:19:54,387
Bit of a new direction
for us, don't you think?
477
00:19:55,685 --> 00:19:58,653
Ooh, Nina love! Nina, Nina!
478
00:19:58,655 --> 00:19:59,787
Come on.
479
00:20:03,624 --> 00:20:04,989
- Hi.
- Brad.
480
00:20:05,194 --> 00:20:06,356
Hi, what are you doing here?
481
00:20:06,381 --> 00:20:08,309
I'm here with ESPN, so...
482
00:20:09,532 --> 00:20:11,532
You look incredible.
Is that one of yours?
483
00:20:11,534 --> 00:20:13,208
- Mm-hm.
- Turned out great.
484
00:20:13,803 --> 00:20:15,200
Well, thank you.
485
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,038
- So do you miss me at all?
- No. Why would I?
486
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,906
I see your face all over the tabloids
487
00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:21,441
with your new little girlfriend.
488
00:20:21,443 --> 00:20:23,520
Look, I'm really sorry about that.
489
00:20:23,545 --> 00:20:26,169
It was stupid. For what
it's worth, it's already over.
490
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:31,050
Well, you should know that I've
had a few adventures of my own.
491
00:20:31,052 --> 00:20:33,223
But not currently.
492
00:20:33,689 --> 00:20:35,684
Heather, can
I get a picture of that dress?
493
00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,590
Of course. Oh, they love my dress.
494
00:20:37,592 --> 00:20:40,994
She made it. It's Blessed
By Heather available online.
495
00:20:40,996 --> 00:20:42,795
Fashion-forward and God-fearing.
496
00:20:48,522 --> 00:20:49,997
Hey, sugar.
497
00:20:50,864 --> 00:20:52,872
Oh, hell, no. Where's Tandy?
498
00:20:52,874 --> 00:20:55,659
Thanks. You look stunning too.
Tandy had too much homework.
499
00:20:55,684 --> 00:20:57,042
So you just took her ticket?
500
00:20:57,044 --> 00:20:59,311
And that's the dress I gave her.
501
00:20:59,313 --> 00:21:01,914
- God, you're such a bitch.
- This bitch is your mother.
502
00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:05,017
Besides, a 14-year-old couldn't
rock this dress the way I can.
503
00:21:05,019 --> 00:21:07,319
And the award for worst mother goes to.
504
00:21:07,321 --> 00:21:10,340
Can we just go and have some fun
and get a drink or something?
505
00:21:10,365 --> 00:21:13,012
- I'm an alcoholic.
- I suppose that's my fault too.
506
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,731
Maxine, is this your
boyfriend, the doorman?
507
00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:20,965
It's William.
508
00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:22,622
William is more than just a doorman.
509
00:21:22,624 --> 00:21:25,491
He's a gourmet cook,
he's won two marathons
510
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,826
and he's a jazz aficionado.
511
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,434
Why don't you ask him about that?
512
00:21:31,114 --> 00:21:34,753
Jazz aficionado?
I own two Miles Davis records.
513
00:21:34,778 --> 00:21:36,895
- What are you doing?
- Well, the other stuff is true.
514
00:21:36,919 --> 00:21:39,356
I just didn't like her attitude.
She was so smug.
515
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,590
You know what I think?
You're upselling.
516
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:43,122
I am a doorman.
517
00:21:43,353 --> 00:21:45,420
You don't have to make me
any better than I am.
518
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,438
Can I mention you took
four years of tap?
519
00:21:47,463 --> 00:21:48,463
No.
520
00:21:49,631 --> 00:21:51,031
Serge Pierre.
521
00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:52,977
Oh, my God! Nina! Nina!
522
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,942
Look who we have. Nina.
523
00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:58,182
You are looking fabulous.
Somebody must have used
524
00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,183
their birthday gift card from Sephora.
525
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,252
Oh, stop it. It's just
a little lipstick.
526
00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:05,222
Shut up, honey. You look hot.
527
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:08,091
And if you were not pregnant,
I would knock you up myself.
528
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:09,493
- Hey, lady.
- Oh, my God!
529
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,762
- Look, who we have here.
- Star Jones!
530
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,532
The fabulous, beautiful,
talented Star Jones.
531
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,266
Oh, thank you.
532
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:18,835
Can we talk about Nina's purse?
533
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,072
- I'm gonna go.
- No, no, no, baby, stay.
534
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,508
It's a crossbody clutch by Serge Pierre.
535
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,943
- Yeah.
- Oh, well, it is gorgeous.
536
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,111
Isn't it?
537
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,612
Sadly, did you know
538
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:32,615
that Serge Pierre uses
a factory in India
539
00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:35,018
that employs child labor?
540
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,253
What? No, that can't be.
541
00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:39,188
Star, we did not know that.
542
00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:40,823
It's a shameful practice.
543
00:22:40,825 --> 00:22:44,060
Unfortunately, 90% of factories
544
00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:47,697
that use slave labor go uninvestigated.
545
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:51,100
I'm surprised, Nina, even though
you're not a lawyer as I am
546
00:22:51,102 --> 00:22:52,935
I would think that
a Pulitzer Prize winning
547
00:22:52,937 --> 00:22:54,503
journalist would know better.
548
00:22:54,505 --> 00:22:56,638
Well, you know what? We are gorgeous
549
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,747
and we are learning, right?
550
00:22:58,772 --> 00:23:01,006
Oh my God, Vance!
551
00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:03,279
Vance! Vance!
552
00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:05,512
Get your butt over here.
553
00:23:05,849 --> 00:23:07,549
Oh, my goodness.
554
00:23:07,551 --> 00:23:10,285
Guys, look at this, it's Vance Gordon.
555
00:23:10,287 --> 00:23:12,387
Many of you may know him
556
00:23:12,389 --> 00:23:15,390
from his up-and-coming
mini series called "Aunt Pete"
557
00:23:15,392 --> 00:23:19,360
but he will always be "Lacey
From Outer Spacey's" dad to me.
558
00:23:19,362 --> 00:23:21,763
Vance Gordon.
Listen, you must give me a hug.
559
00:23:21,765 --> 00:23:23,798
I can't think of a better way
to get to know each other.
560
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,533
Oh, my God. You know what?
561
00:23:25,535 --> 00:23:27,902
I have always had
the biggest crush on you.
562
00:23:27,904 --> 00:23:30,472
No. Come on, Mo, you watched
"Lacey From Outer Spacey?"
563
00:23:30,474 --> 00:23:31,903
Uh, not exactly our demo.
564
00:23:31,928 --> 00:23:34,008
Baby, I was not watching
for the same reason
565
00:23:34,010 --> 00:23:35,577
those tweens were.
566
00:23:35,579 --> 00:23:37,278
Well, hopefully you will
watch my new show.
567
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,279
- Do you need a wife?
- What?
568
00:23:39,281 --> 00:23:42,583
Mo, I have been happily married
to Diana for 25 years.
569
00:23:42,585 --> 00:23:45,552
But if you talk about on the
show, I do. I need a wife.
570
00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:47,989
Well, let's get TV married.
571
00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:50,124
I'll have the, uh,
network give you a ring.
572
00:23:50,126 --> 00:23:51,425
- Oh, yeah.
- On the phone.
573
00:23:51,427 --> 00:23:52,559
Oh, come on.
574
00:23:53,696 --> 00:23:55,329
Hey, by the way, I will be
575
00:23:55,331 --> 00:23:56,796
presenting your category tonight.
576
00:23:56,798 --> 00:23:58,932
I hope that I get to hand you an award.
577
00:23:58,934 --> 00:24:02,035
I've never heard it called
an award before, but... alright.
578
00:24:03,481 --> 00:24:06,273
Oh, my God! Kibby, it's your space dad.
579
00:24:06,275 --> 00:24:07,774
There's my girl.
580
00:24:07,776 --> 00:24:09,009
Oh, I'll have to catch you later, Mo.
581
00:24:09,011 --> 00:24:10,577
I'm supposed to do EW next.
582
00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:13,079
Kibby, get your ass over here, girl.
583
00:24:13,081 --> 00:24:15,815
Come on over. Let's get
you two together again.
584
00:24:15,817 --> 00:24:17,951
- Yeah.
- I missed you. You look great.
585
00:24:17,953 --> 00:24:19,310
You look really good.
586
00:24:19,874 --> 00:24:22,017
I really have
another thing. Sorry.
587
00:24:22,075 --> 00:24:23,755
- Oh.
- Aww.
588
00:24:24,192 --> 00:24:26,626
Well, you know, kids. Who
knows what they're thinking?
589
00:24:26,628 --> 00:24:28,333
Vance, you look good. Call me.
590
00:24:28,557 --> 00:24:32,226
To-to-to, I'm sensing a horrible dress.
591
00:24:32,251 --> 00:24:33,917
You, horrible! Come on, cops.
592
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,763
Kibby, you okay?
593
00:24:40,459 --> 00:24:42,758
Yeah, I should go find Sheri
before she gets too drunk
594
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,627
and ask Dr. Oz for a breast exam.
595
00:24:44,629 --> 00:24:46,062
Trust me, she'd do that.
596
00:24:48,032 --> 00:24:51,115
Look at Kelly Ripa's
gracious loser face.
597
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:53,740
Is it better than mine?
Well, we'll find out.
598
00:24:53,882 --> 00:24:56,449
We'll be back
after this commercial break.
599
00:24:56,474 --> 00:24:58,740
Oh, my God, how much
longer can this last?
600
00:25:00,011 --> 00:25:02,244
Why is she even here?
601
00:25:02,246 --> 00:25:04,947
She has five million followers.
She can be wherever she likes.
602
00:25:04,949 --> 00:25:07,650
Still here my little Kali zebras.
603
00:25:07,652 --> 00:25:10,519
Uh, this is so boring.
604
00:25:10,521 --> 00:25:13,825
Feed me fun things. I feel like
no one here even knows who I am.
605
00:25:14,443 --> 00:25:16,396
- What does she do?
- I have no idea.
606
00:25:17,361 --> 00:25:19,552
So are you ever gonna go
to the ESPN table?
607
00:25:20,044 --> 00:25:22,029
Nah, the guests are prettier here.
608
00:25:24,466 --> 00:25:26,067
Oh, my God. It's worse than I thought.
609
00:25:26,069 --> 00:25:28,603
The factory has been cited
three times for child labor laws
610
00:25:28,605 --> 00:25:30,605
and the CEO has Neo-Nazi ties.
611
00:25:30,607 --> 00:25:32,874
Ooh, yeah, that's a bad bag.
612
00:25:32,876 --> 00:25:34,909
Well, come on, you didn't know.
It's not your fault.
613
00:25:34,911 --> 00:25:37,612
Oh, I am sure of the fact that
Nina Sandoval is showing off
614
00:25:37,614 --> 00:25:40,682
a purse made by slave laborers
is all over the Internet by now.
615
00:25:40,684 --> 00:25:43,151
No, it's not anywhere.
Shit like that doesn't trend.
616
00:25:43,153 --> 00:25:44,310
Thank you.
617
00:25:44,487 --> 00:25:46,154
As if I couldn't feel any worse.
618
00:25:46,156 --> 00:25:47,955
God, I hope our kid gets your passion.
619
00:25:47,957 --> 00:25:49,657
And those dimples.
That'd just be a plus.
620
00:25:49,659 --> 00:25:51,459
That is a terrible lie.
621
00:25:51,461 --> 00:25:53,661
- But did it work?
- Maybe a little.
622
00:25:53,825 --> 00:25:54,888
So...
623
00:25:55,546 --> 00:25:58,843
Maxine, you look stunning.
624
00:25:58,868 --> 00:26:00,734
Oh, Vance.
625
00:26:00,736 --> 00:26:02,602
- How are you?
- Great.
626
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,272
Um, I just, I wanted
to stop by and say good luck
627
00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:07,340
to what I hope is gonna be
the winning team.
628
00:26:07,342 --> 00:26:09,009
- Where's Kibby?
- You just missed her.
629
00:26:09,011 --> 00:26:11,161
Ah, it's too bad.
630
00:26:11,714 --> 00:26:14,782
So, yeah, is this the famous boyfriend?
631
00:26:15,036 --> 00:26:16,650
Uh, William. Nice to meet you.
632
00:26:16,652 --> 00:26:18,294
What's your story, William?
633
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,803
Uh, William's my doorman.
634
00:26:21,181 --> 00:26:22,724
I-I met him at the door.
635
00:26:24,306 --> 00:26:26,406
When he opened it for me.
636
00:26:29,398 --> 00:26:30,794
How very romantic.
637
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,450
Uh, look at that.
638
00:26:33,475 --> 00:26:36,202
I see the very unfunny head
of comedy over there.
639
00:26:36,204 --> 00:26:37,747
I need to go schmooze.
640
00:26:43,343 --> 00:26:45,376
- What was that?
- I know that was insane.
641
00:26:45,378 --> 00:26:46,978
But I didn't know what to say.
642
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,279
It's either too much or not enough.
643
00:26:48,281 --> 00:26:49,948
Why do you have to say anything?
644
00:26:49,950 --> 00:26:52,550
Because people ask. The press ask.
645
00:26:52,552 --> 00:26:54,119
Just tell me, what do
you want me to say?
646
00:26:54,121 --> 00:26:55,820
I don't know, Maxine.
647
00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:57,655
I wish you didn't have to say anything.
648
00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:59,390
It would be nice if we could
be in a relationship
649
00:26:59,392 --> 00:27:00,716
that's just ours.
650
00:27:03,396 --> 00:27:05,162
Mo, it's good to see you.
651
00:27:05,164 --> 00:27:07,298
Well, look at you, Jason,
all dressed up.
652
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:10,301
Takin' a break from making money
off of other people's talent.
653
00:27:10,303 --> 00:27:12,021
We miss that.
654
00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:15,050
So what's this I hear about
you going on "Morning Talk?"
655
00:27:15,075 --> 00:27:17,700
Oh, come on now, Jason, you know
I'm not gonna tell you that.
656
00:27:18,711 --> 00:27:21,511
But they made an offer.
It's not where I want it to be.
657
00:27:21,513 --> 00:27:23,429
But we're working out the details.
658
00:27:23,454 --> 00:27:25,536
Oops, there goes my bigmouth.
659
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:28,130
That's too bad. Wouldn't like
to see you with our competitor.
660
00:27:28,155 --> 00:27:30,021
Well, they wouldn't be
mine now, would they?
661
00:27:30,046 --> 00:27:34,029
They're about to serve dessert.
Lemon-berry Savarin. Mm.
662
00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:35,997
Take care.
663
00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:39,181
Shit.
664
00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:42,193
Oh!
665
00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:50,458
- Sheri.
- Oh, hey, baby.
666
00:27:50,437 --> 00:27:51,770
- Hello, Kibby.
- Can you go away?
667
00:27:51,772 --> 00:27:53,115
I need to talk to her.
668
00:27:53,146 --> 00:27:55,130
It's almost time for your category.
669
00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:57,021
I hope I get to see you up on stage.
670
00:27:57,046 --> 00:27:58,618
I'm so glad we're losing.
671
00:27:59,646 --> 00:28:01,146
You should be nicer to Vance.
672
00:28:01,148 --> 00:28:02,513
He gave you a career.
673
00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:04,415
He also basically ruined my life.
674
00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:06,465
Kibby, you are no fun
since you went to rehab.
675
00:28:06,490 --> 00:28:08,334
Or maybe I just have more
clarity about how messed up
676
00:28:08,358 --> 00:28:09,624
things were when you were in charge.
677
00:28:09,626 --> 00:28:10,997
Please, have a drink.
678
00:28:11,716 --> 00:28:13,943
So, uh, what were you
and Vance talking about?
679
00:28:14,013 --> 00:28:17,083
He has this new family show and
you know, he needs a daughter.
680
00:28:17,108 --> 00:28:18,803
You're out of your mind if you
think I'm gonna do that again.
681
00:28:18,827 --> 00:28:21,100
Oh, honey, you're too old
to play his kid. Maybe his wife.
682
00:28:21,124 --> 00:28:22,982
But I was talking to him about Tandy.
683
00:28:23,396 --> 00:28:25,896
God, you're disgusting.
684
00:28:25,921 --> 00:28:27,552
After what happened with me and Vance?
685
00:28:27,577 --> 00:28:29,498
- Come on, you were 18.
- I was 14 when he met me.
686
00:28:29,522 --> 00:28:31,318
And he waited 'cause he's a gentleman.
687
00:28:34,092 --> 00:28:37,225
You're insane.
Just don't put that on Tandy.
688
00:28:37,227 --> 00:28:40,161
You are very ungrateful. That
man made you a lot of money.
689
00:28:40,163 --> 00:28:41,963
He made you a lot of money.
690
00:28:44,835 --> 00:28:47,235
I don't care if they made Mo an offer.
691
00:28:47,237 --> 00:28:49,037
Let that beast be their problem.
692
00:28:49,039 --> 00:28:51,572
Look, I get that
there's stuff between you two
693
00:28:51,574 --> 00:28:53,462
but I also know you want
what's best for the show
694
00:28:53,486 --> 00:28:54,785
and it's not Kali Z.
695
00:28:54,810 --> 00:28:56,294
Of course, it's not Kali Z.
696
00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:57,677
The girl wore a marshmallow dress
697
00:28:57,679 --> 00:28:59,946
without irony or maybe with irony.
698
00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:01,396
I don't even know what's in now.
699
00:29:01,421 --> 00:29:02,755
Well, there are plenty of other options
700
00:29:02,779 --> 00:29:03,967
that we haven't even considered.
701
00:29:03,991 --> 00:29:05,752
Who? 'Cause while
you're taking your time
702
00:29:05,754 --> 00:29:07,454
looking for, we're gonna lose Mo.
703
00:29:07,456 --> 00:29:09,856
Okay, I'm telling you,
Maxine, very strongly
704
00:29:09,858 --> 00:29:11,794
the network is behind Mo.
705
00:29:11,819 --> 00:29:14,127
Who do you think
you're talking to, little man?
706
00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:15,629
There would be no show without me
707
00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:17,430
and you and the network know that.
708
00:29:17,432 --> 00:29:20,365
So make a choice, Jason.
You want Mo or you want me?
709
00:29:20,796 --> 00:29:24,591
Okay, we'll start looking
again on Monday.
710
00:29:29,052 --> 00:29:31,154
You know, I gave all the
guys in the pit crew
711
00:29:31,179 --> 00:29:32,544
a copy of "For God's Sake."
712
00:29:32,865 --> 00:29:34,330
It's a really good album, Heather.
713
00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:35,823
I don't know why
it didn't do any better.
714
00:29:35,847 --> 00:29:37,138
I guess Glenn Beck was right.
715
00:29:37,163 --> 00:29:38,888
The world needs more Christians.
716
00:29:39,396 --> 00:29:41,771
But thank you, Brad.
That was very sweet.
717
00:29:42,287 --> 00:29:44,487
Great dress, Heather.
Can I get a picture?
718
00:29:44,489 --> 00:29:45,755
Oh, of course.
719
00:29:45,757 --> 00:29:48,056
The dress is a hit. Cha-ching!
720
00:29:48,058 --> 00:29:49,592
The purse is also Blessed
721
00:29:49,594 --> 00:29:51,860
and it comes in six
colors including kiwi.
722
00:29:51,862 --> 00:29:55,464
I thought Heather was like
super conservative or whatever.
723
00:29:55,685 --> 00:29:56,896
Can you move your bag?
724
00:29:57,105 --> 00:29:59,505
Hey, no, no. Back away, buddy.
725
00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:01,490
Brad, what is it about?
726
00:30:01,607 --> 00:30:03,638
This is why your dress is so popular.
727
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,974
Oh, Jesus Christ, uh,
is my Lord and Savior.
728
00:30:05,976 --> 00:30:07,271
Oh, my gosh.
729
00:30:07,711 --> 00:30:09,711
Well, not much to fix here.
730
00:30:09,713 --> 00:30:11,713
Let's just put a little bit of powder.
731
00:30:11,715 --> 00:30:13,348
You got a little shine in there.
732
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,763
Oh, my Gosh. I'm naked!
733
00:30:22,271 --> 00:30:23,856
We're down another? Where's Nina?
734
00:30:23,858 --> 00:30:25,858
I told her it was
rude to Google on the show
735
00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:27,559
so she went outside.
736
00:30:27,561 --> 00:30:29,622
Well, I have some good news about Mo.
737
00:30:29,808 --> 00:30:31,040
I won.
738
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,867
Well, I guess it depends on
your definition of winning.
739
00:30:35,869 --> 00:30:37,763
Oops, nip slip.
740
00:30:42,175 --> 00:30:44,966
Our category is up next.
I'm going to the ladies' lounge.
741
00:30:44,991 --> 00:30:47,841
Can't muster another gracious
loser face one more time.
742
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:53,951
Your mother hates watching
other people win.
743
00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:56,053
When Oprah launched her network,
we had to hide out
744
00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:57,588
at the Sag Harbor House.
745
00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:59,091
That was five years ago.
746
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:01,025
I thought you said you've only
been together for one?
747
00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:03,505
I must've meant something else.
748
00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:05,802
Vance Gordon.
749
00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:08,708
Nope, nothing. Oh!
750
00:31:09,575 --> 00:31:11,880
- No, I don't see it.
- Oh, wait.
751
00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:15,075
There it is.
752
00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,374
Yup, when they flash, you flash.
753
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,443
Oh, Heather, you have a great rack.
754
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:21,344
This is so humiliating.
755
00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:23,379
I just wanted a fabric
that was breathable.
756
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:24,981
Well, at least
your dress was made in America
757
00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:26,282
by adults who make a decent wage.
758
00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:28,184
And do you see what happened?
759
00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:30,020
In China, they know
how to do things right.
760
00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:31,755
Oh, I see, and I think I'm gonna be
761
00:31:31,757 --> 00:31:33,356
wearing a Blessed next season.
762
00:31:33,381 --> 00:31:34,396
What's going on?
763
00:31:34,421 --> 00:31:35,941
Oh, Maxine, look what my phone can do.
764
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,810
- Titties.
- Oh, I just lost a bet.
765
00:31:39,835 --> 00:31:41,661
- They are real.
- Oh, dear God!
766
00:31:41,678 --> 00:31:44,746
Heather, you will be fine.
Just stay in the shadows, okay?
767
00:31:45,255 --> 00:31:46,514
What a bitch of a day.
768
00:31:46,516 --> 00:31:48,150
The nominees are...
769
00:31:48,152 --> 00:31:50,216
Ladies, would you like to join me?
770
00:31:51,173 --> 00:31:52,338
Oh.
771
00:31:54,324 --> 00:31:55,957
"...Morning Talk".
772
00:31:55,959 --> 00:31:57,380
Ah!
773
00:31:58,795 --> 00:32:01,310
- "The Lunch Hour".
- Wait, what's going on?
774
00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:06,497
Why do they make this so hard?
775
00:32:07,036 --> 00:32:10,185
Ha! Okay. Okay. There it is.
776
00:32:10,706 --> 00:32:14,161
And the winner... is...
777
00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:17,078
"...The Lunch Hour."
778
00:32:19,282 --> 00:32:22,116
- Where the hell is everybody?
- In your face, losers.
779
00:32:22,118 --> 00:32:24,036
Oh! Oh!
780
00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:26,060
This is awesome!
781
00:32:27,189 --> 00:32:29,544
Oh, my God. We won!
782
00:32:32,154 --> 00:32:33,753
We won? Where are my boobs?
783
00:32:35,857 --> 00:32:37,657
Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.
784
00:32:37,659 --> 00:32:40,360
No way is that groundhog
gonna steal this from me!
785
00:32:40,362 --> 00:32:42,195
- Where is my other shoe?
- It's over there.
786
00:32:42,197 --> 00:32:44,297
- It's over there. No.
- I'm just gonna take yours.
787
00:32:44,299 --> 00:32:47,232
Wait. No, no, no, no, ladies.
I can't go out there like this.
788
00:32:47,234 --> 00:32:49,201
I thought you could use this.
789
00:32:49,203 --> 00:32:51,767
Oh! Thank you.
790
00:32:52,005 --> 00:32:53,415
Now get out there.
791
00:32:57,310 --> 00:32:58,609
Oh, my goodness.
792
00:32:58,611 --> 00:33:00,762
I graciously accept this award
793
00:33:00,787 --> 00:33:02,120
on behalf of "The Lunch Hour."
794
00:33:02,122 --> 00:33:03,158
I, um...
795
00:33:03,218 --> 00:33:05,185
Um, okay, here's the reality.
796
00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:07,451
My co-hosts and I
797
00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:10,419
may not all be besties
798
00:33:10,444 --> 00:33:12,978
but they're a pretty
fierce group of women
799
00:33:13,003 --> 00:33:15,470
who made comin' to work everyday
800
00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:18,158
one of the most amazing
experiences in my life.
801
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:22,064
Oh, I think I got,
I think I got the feels.
802
00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:25,525
Okay, I just have one more thing to say
803
00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:28,025
about the infamous Maxine Robinson.
804
00:33:28,784 --> 00:33:31,634
The woman hired me and fired me.
805
00:33:31,683 --> 00:33:33,384
Yeah, that happened
806
00:33:34,073 --> 00:33:35,400
but I respect her.
807
00:33:36,816 --> 00:33:39,717
Maxine genuinely cares about
808
00:33:39,742 --> 00:33:42,814
every last woman who watches our show.
809
00:33:43,111 --> 00:33:44,915
That's what it's all about for her
810
00:33:45,103 --> 00:33:46,689
and sometimes we forget that.
811
00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:49,001
I mean, everybody has
a gimmick now, right?
812
00:33:49,131 --> 00:33:50,790
Got to stand out, I guess.
813
00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:52,267
But Maxine...
814
00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:57,275
truly leads the way
with this quiet dignity.
815
00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:01,931
It's impressive and annoying.
816
00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:10,639
Thank you.
817
00:34:13,045 --> 00:34:14,664
- Bye.
- Well, this is a first.
818
00:34:15,112 --> 00:34:17,342
I am not disagreeing with Mo.
819
00:34:19,423 --> 00:34:23,124
The women to my left
are not just coworkers.
820
00:34:23,275 --> 00:34:25,382
No, no, I'm not finished yet.
821
00:34:25,916 --> 00:34:28,624
These women are family
822
00:34:28,796 --> 00:34:31,319
and possess a magic and chemistry
823
00:34:31,344 --> 00:34:34,142
that cannot be duplicated
and for that very reason
824
00:34:34,144 --> 00:34:37,811
I would like to invite Mo Evans
825
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,115
to join us back in "The Lunch Hour."
826
00:34:40,117 --> 00:34:41,303
Yes!
827
00:34:42,035 --> 00:34:43,268
Thank you!
828
00:34:47,791 --> 00:34:48,890
Hello.
829
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,475
I know everybody's been talking
830
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,128
about my crossbody clutch tonight.
831
00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:55,130
Human need, not corporate greed!
832
00:34:55,132 --> 00:34:57,098
There's just one problem.
833
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:59,200
It was designed by a company
that exploits children...
834
00:34:59,202 --> 00:35:00,434
What's that?
835
00:35:00,436 --> 00:35:01,636
and dumps industrial waste
836
00:35:01,638 --> 00:35:03,337
into local water supplies.
837
00:35:03,339 --> 00:35:05,806
"Morning Talk" offered me a 20% bump.
838
00:35:05,808 --> 00:35:08,796
So I pledge to sell this clutch
839
00:35:08,821 --> 00:35:10,921
and donate the proceeds
840
00:35:10,999 --> 00:35:13,171
to organizations that are dedicated
841
00:35:13,196 --> 00:35:15,202
in ending such heinous practices.
842
00:35:15,227 --> 00:35:16,936
- We'll match it.
- In fact...
843
00:35:16,983 --> 00:35:18,686
I encourage all of you
844
00:35:18,688 --> 00:35:19,960
to sell all of your free gifts
845
00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:22,124
that you have received tonight
and donate the money
846
00:35:22,149 --> 00:35:23,816
to worthy causes.
847
00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:26,459
Huh? Who's with me?
848
00:35:29,288 --> 00:35:31,546
Now you can play us off. Thank you!
849
00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:37,686
Welcome back, buzzkill. Come on.
850
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,036
If you touch my sister, I'll kill you.
851
00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:51,284
Oh, wait here. I'll just go rub it in.
852
00:35:53,691 --> 00:35:54,968
Sorry, Brook.
853
00:35:55,374 --> 00:35:58,409
Looks like I stole more than
an award from you tonight.
854
00:35:58,411 --> 00:36:01,011
I apologize for taking Mo,
but it's business.
855
00:36:01,013 --> 00:36:03,530
- You understand?
- Are you kidding me?
856
00:36:03,968 --> 00:36:05,716
We never wanted Mo.
857
00:36:05,718 --> 00:36:08,577
She's probably one
that started all those rumors.
858
00:36:09,350 --> 00:36:11,928
I think you got played, Maxine
859
00:36:12,008 --> 00:36:14,241
but thanks for taking her off our hands.
860
00:36:14,526 --> 00:36:16,092
Stan, hi.
861
00:36:27,482 --> 00:36:29,248
There's Maxine and William. William!
862
00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:31,441
How does it feel to know
Maxine's gonna make
863
00:36:31,443 --> 00:36:33,443
more money in a year than
you make in your entire life?
864
00:36:33,445 --> 00:36:35,277
- You're being an ass.
- Is he gonna open your door?
865
00:36:35,279 --> 00:36:36,879
Mind your own goddamn business.
866
00:36:36,881 --> 00:36:38,614
- William?
- He was out of line!
867
00:36:38,616 --> 00:36:40,316
This is my career. Sorry, you're
gonna have to deal with it.
868
00:36:40,318 --> 00:36:41,918
You have to deal with it. I don't.
869
00:36:45,222 --> 00:36:46,796
This was a mistake.
870
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:49,639
- Trouble in paradise?
- Please respect my privacy.
871
00:36:53,864 --> 00:36:55,788
Mercer and Bleecker, please?
872
00:36:57,068 --> 00:36:58,834
What the hell are you doing? Get out!
873
00:36:58,836 --> 00:37:01,069
Kibs, it's killing me
that you are this angry with me
874
00:37:01,071 --> 00:37:04,350
and I... I'm sorry if I hurt you.
875
00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:06,107
- If?
- No, okay.
876
00:37:06,109 --> 00:37:08,069
Things didn't end well, but...
877
00:37:09,007 --> 00:37:11,140
Look, we had a great
time while it lasted.
878
00:37:11,142 --> 00:37:12,875
No, you had a great time.
879
00:37:12,877 --> 00:37:14,210
I didn't know what the hell I was doing.
880
00:37:14,212 --> 00:37:16,378
You were having fun.
881
00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:18,114
Come on, don't beat yourself up over it.
882
00:37:18,116 --> 00:37:19,956
- Well, I do. It was wrong.
- It was not wrong.
883
00:37:21,219 --> 00:37:24,653
You were smart, sweet, beautiful
884
00:37:24,655 --> 00:37:26,772
and I wanted to protect you.
885
00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:29,491
I wanted to take care of you.
886
00:37:30,829 --> 00:37:32,880
Is that really what
you wanted, Vance? Come on.
887
00:37:32,905 --> 00:37:35,171
It is. I felt bad for you.
888
00:37:35,733 --> 00:37:37,065
You were all alone.
889
00:37:37,067 --> 00:37:38,767
Your mom sure wasn't
lookin' out for you.
890
00:37:40,296 --> 00:37:41,804
Don't talk to me about my mom.
891
00:37:41,806 --> 00:37:43,772
I know you've been having a hard time
892
00:37:43,774 --> 00:37:47,576
and I just, I just
wanted to say I'm sorry.
893
00:37:47,578 --> 00:37:50,038
Get off of me! Get out! Now!
894
00:38:01,591 --> 00:38:03,514
Thank you for letting me
wear your jacket.
895
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:05,444
I'm a gentleman.
896
00:38:06,824 --> 00:38:08,850
In all areas except for one...
897
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,439
if I recall.
898
00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:30,327
You know, we did win a DTA tonight.
899
00:38:30,652 --> 00:38:32,764
Why do you look like we lost?
900
00:38:33,397 --> 00:38:34,577
I'm just thinkin'.
901
00:38:35,678 --> 00:38:36,882
About what?
902
00:38:37,693 --> 00:38:39,993
My mom is lying to me
about something important
903
00:38:39,995 --> 00:38:42,028
and I don't know what to do about it.
904
00:38:44,327 --> 00:38:48,167
Well... I wish I could make it better.
905
00:38:48,468 --> 00:38:49,491
You are.
906
00:39:30,103 --> 00:39:31,353
Mind your own goddamn business.
907
00:39:31,378 --> 00:39:33,345
Maxine Robinson has very publicly
908
00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:35,555
closed the door to her
relationship with her doorman
909
00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:38,150
William McCann at the
Daytime TV Awards...
910
00:39:44,986 --> 00:39:46,658
I think we made the right decision.
911
00:39:46,830 --> 00:39:48,002
I agree.
912
00:39:48,449 --> 00:39:50,072
We're better off on the DL.
913
00:39:59,284 --> 00:40:00,433
He's dead.
914
00:40:01,448 --> 00:40:02,940
We need to call 911.
915
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,275
Not yet.
916
00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:10,211
Next time on "Daytime Divas..."
917
00:40:10,613 --> 00:40:12,646
Shawn would feel a lot better
918
00:40:12,648 --> 00:40:14,048
if you told him what actually happened
919
00:40:14,050 --> 00:40:15,515
the night of your husband's death.
920
00:40:15,517 --> 00:40:17,401
I've told him everything
he needs to know.
921
00:40:17,426 --> 00:40:19,159
If you so much as look at her wrong
922
00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:20,472
I'll go public with everything.
923
00:40:20,497 --> 00:40:22,112
- Not cool.
- Back off, Heather.
924
00:40:22,137 --> 00:40:24,948
Why did Maxine wanna
get rid of you so badly?
925
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,596
You do not want a piece of me.
926
00:40:26,621 --> 00:40:28,322
When they go low, I go lower.
927
00:40:32,476 --> 00:40:33,609
Oh, my God.
928
00:40:33,823 --> 00:40:38,214
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