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♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Look, you've got
a lot of choices to make,

and I could help you with those.

I got some for you.
Careful with my moms.

SPENCER STRASMORE:
I do like making money.

Let's start by giving me
a better channel.

It doesn't really matter
where your house is located,

if nobody will come visit.

What? You callin' me old?

(CHEERING)

You are old.
No disrespect.

Talkin' about winnin'
ain't enough?

The hell you mean,
winnin' ain't enough?

It's La La Land.
All I'm saying is,

you have to learn
to be a showman, Charles.

Joe, I'm willing to give you
75 cents on the dollar,

-buy my company back.
-(EXHALES)

I got a plan.

How would you like to own
a piece of a network

-worth a half a billion dollars?
-I'm in.

♪ Kane is in the building ♪

( music playing )

♪ Now tell me
how you love it,
you know you at the top ♪

♪ When only heaven's
right above it, we on ♪

♪ 'Cause we on ♪

♪ Who else
is really trying to fuck
with Hollywood Cole? ♪

♪ I'm with
Marley G, bro ♪

♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks
to my Hollywood shows ♪

♪ And I wanna tell you
something that you probably
should know ♪

♪ This that
"Slumdog Millionaire"
Bollywood flow ♪

♪ And, uh ♪

♪ My real friends
never hearing from me ♪

♪ Fake friends
write the wrong answers
on the mirror for me ♪

♪ That's why
I pick and choose,
I don't get shit confused ♪

♪ Don't like my women single,
I like my chicks in twos ♪

♪ And these days
all the girls is down
to roll ♪

♪ I hit the strip club
and all them bitches
find the pole ♪

♪ Plus, I been sippin',
so this shit is moving
kinda slow ♪

♪ Just tell my girl
to tell her friend that
it's time to go. ♪

( men shouting )

Ah, nothin' like McCarthy Quad
in the springtime.

Yeah, well, if the man's
gonna put me on house arrest,

might as well be here,
right?

Why do I gotta pretend to study
for three years

while b-ballers
get to go one-and-done?

That's because the NFL
doesn't want you playing
in the league at this age.

So the NCAA's under
the big thumb of the NFL?

More like kissin' cousins.
There's no way to avoid it.

So I guess we gotta
rig it in our favor.

Now you're startin' to think.

Is it gonna be
like Butch and Sundance,
Bonnie and Clyde?

- More like The Sting.
- Huh. I never seen it.

♪ Wah wah wah-wah,
she gimme what I wanna ♪

♪ Ball so hard,
need a warm-up ♪

♪ I bagged her
at the Walmart

♪ Big time stunna ♪

♪ I'm out here
on the come up ♪

♪ I beat the pussy drummer ♪

♪ I roll up, no more drama... ♪

Earth to Joe.
Anybody home?

Hey. Sorry.

I just had the weirdest dream
last night.

Did you dream
you were being chased

by giant mini-horses again?

Please, tell me
all about it.

No. I dreamt that
our business cratered.

Yeah. ( imitates explosion )

Hit dead center
by this massive
intergalactic meteor

- made of space trash.
- That wasn't a dream.

And the meteor was
a wrecking ball named Lance.

But that got me
combing through
our remaining roster

looking for some inspiration,

and I came across
these hood rats.

Illegal Civ?

They're actually
kind of charming.

Until that dude
that looks like a chick
pukes on the cop's shoes.

Charming's not usually
a word associated with them.

More like...
an acquired taste.

Like wine.

Necessity breeds invention,
my young friend.

- Joe!
- That's why I came in here.

- Reggie's on his way.
- Reggie!

Hey!

My man. Good to see you.

I was just thinking about you.

Uh-oh. See, we play
this game sometimes:

Guess What Face
Reggie's Making.

Let me guess.
You're in intense pain.

Sizzle and Vern
are fuckin' pissed off.

They got 10 mil
sunk in this shitbox,

and they blaming me
because I told 'em

it was a good idea
to bet on yo' ass.

And I thank you for
the vote of confidence.

Reggie:
Man, fuck you.

They sent me here
to get shit straightened out--

run the numbers,
if you know what I mean.

You're a little skinny
to be an enforcer.

Uh-oh.

Oh! Ha!

Affirmative action
is alive and well here.

( laughs )

- White girl comedy.
- Joe: Yeah.

She should be on Def Jam.

- Not funny.
- Ohh...

Sizzle says
if he loses capital,

he's breakin' fingers,
then legs.

So why don't you tell me
what the fuck
is going on around here?

Everything's
under control here.

Doesn't look like it.

Looks like you
ain't slept in weeks.

Actually, I got
something big.

You're gonna like this.

Since you're an expert
on all things urban,

feast those pretty brown eyes

on these idiots.

Odd Future's ratty
half-brothers?

I'm telling you,
these guys have something.

I've been around superstars
enough to know

what the "it" factor
looks and smells like.

They're raw.
They have an authenticity.

And they have a merry band
of expanding followers

all between the ages
of shitting in their pants
and studying for midterms.

- I like it.
- I like it too.

Jesse,
where do we find the future?

You ready for this?

( laughs )
Ready for what?

Another meet-and-greet
with a bunch of dudes
wearing windbreakers?

OK, that's good.
Keep your expectations low,

you'll never be disappointed.

I wish that were the case.
They still disappoint.

Whatever it is
we're about to walk into
doesn't really matter to me.

As long as the money's there,
I'll make it work.

( crowd chanting )
Quinc-y Craw-ford!

( clap clap
clap-clap-clap )

Quinc-y Craw-ford!

( clap clap
clap-clap-clap )

Quinc-y Craw-ford!

( clap clap,
clap-clap-clap )

( chant continues )

( crowd cheering )

( chant continues )

( crowd cheering )

Wow. Even by my standards,
this is big, Coach.

We're SC.
It comes naturally.

Coach Davis.

Damn glad to meet you,
Quincy.

Nice to meet you too, Coach.

Shit, we got more.
Take a look up in the sky.

Always wanted to ride
one of them bad boys.

Give me three years,
I'll teach you how
to fly 'em yourself.

Say hello to two-time
Outland Trophy winner
Jono Harvey.

- He's gonna show you around.
- Yo, man.

I'll see you guys around.
Coach, shall we?

Yeah.

So, Mr. Money Manager's
playing the long game.

The game I'm in now
is much bigger than just
repping players.

Besides, I'll never
compromise you like that.

So, Q's family?

Yeah. His mom and I
are dating-ish,

Well, tell Mom she produced
a hell of an offspring.

I will tell her
a legend loves her work.

Now just lay it on me.
Why the house call?

I want the Trojan's TV rights.

That conference deal
was a bust,

and I want to build you guys
your own TV network.

You're not the first
to approach us.

But I am the only one
chaperoning Q.

Why not walk your ass over
and hit the higher-ups?
Go direct?

Because you won four Rose Bowls
and I went to Miami.

( both laugh )

I thought you said
you weren't gonna compromise me.

I'm not gonna
compromise you--

I'm gonna compromise them.

Dennis:
Damn, son, look at you.

Didn't expect to land in Cali
and see you in mid-season form.

- Shit.
- Dr. Larson's right on point.

With all these supplements,
I'm starting to feel

the bounce
coming back, baby.

It's helping
your personality, too.

You're a much more
pleasant person.

Shut the fuck up, man.
Fix my vitamins.

I thought you was done
with the game.

I mean, retirement
was the best decision you made.

Dennis, for most people,
when you leave a gang of
messages for somebody

askin' to visit
and they don't respond,

that means
"Stay your ass in Miami."

Yeah, but most people
who don't respond

didn't come to the world
via my motherfuckin' nutsack.

Oh! Come on, we don't need
the image of your sweaty old,

saggy-ass ball-sack, Dennis.

- You forgot
to say "big," baby.
- All right.

You might not want
to put the shark cartilage
with the calcium.

That shit'll give you IBS.

That's the least of his problems
if he gonna keep playin'

till he turn into
a bumper sticker.

I never claimed
to be the smartest, Dennis,
just the most committed.

Did you do that down-low
detective work,

see if Charles still stays
at the same spot?

Of course he does.
Nobody's leaving

with all those hot-ass MILFs
roaming around.

Dennis: Why you gotta be
all chauvinistic?

You act like it's
an infestation of zombies.

'Cause it is--
just beautiful ones.

You got a point.
Maybe I'll come.

Nobody needs to see you
or your gray-ass balls, man.

Fuck both of y'all.

Player:
End around! End around!

Practice field
is state-of-the-art,

we got the best turf
money can buy.

As you know, we play
all of our games
on natural grass--

way easier on the knees.

Yeah, I've seen your work.
You got good hands.

- And better feet.
- Thanks, bud.

I heard you were
quite the student
of the game.

Look at this.
Isn't it awesome?

Makes my dick so hard
nearly tears a hole
right through my pants. Ha!

Q likes to focus
on flexibility.

We have the Iron Man
gravity machine for that.

Then we hop
in the Himalayan
Salt Sauna--

sweats out all your toxins.

Just like in Tibet.

Geography thing,
big man.

We got
the best grub, too.

There's this pizza place
that they serve late-night,

and if you wear your hoodie,

they even let players
eat for free.

In my world,
you wear a hoodie late-night

you get shot
or choked out.

Hey, how are the classes?

Thankfully,
I wouldn't know.

We have 24-hour
access to tutors,

they pretty much
cover everything.

Papers, presentations,
shit like that.

Not quite the answer
I was looking for,

but it's all right.

We'll catch up
with you later.

Could you hurry up
and decide already?

We've been here
for 15 minutes.

So many choices.

Do I want sweet
or do I want tart?

It's fucking juice.

Just get what won't
make you throw up.

That's disgusting.

If I wanted a baby
I'd have a baby.

- I wanted a boyfriend.
- ( phone chiming )

Hey, Charles,
how ya doin'?

I can hear that smile
comin' through the cell tower.

Yeah, only for you.

Word on the street is
that you're in town.

For a little guy,
Glazer's got a big mouth.

I didn't say nothin'
about Jay.

But listen up.
I'm hosting

a pre-free agents' dinner
at Nice Guy tonight.

Always one up
on the competition.

A nice guy at the Nice Guy
sounds like a nice time.

- Am I invited?
- Of course!
That's why I'm callin'.

That, and why don't you
bring Kisan by as well?

I'd appreciate that, too.

Oh, I get it. So I'm really
Kisan's plus-one.

You know what
I would appreciate?

If you would reconsider
your stance on Ricky.

Ugh. Him again?
Come on, man.

Remember, he helped the Pats
win a ring.

And don't you forget,
they lost without him.

Well, he's also bipolar.
You left that part out.

If you get caught up in
all these personality profiles,

you're never gonna be able
to field a team.

I'm gonna call Kisan for you.

Just know that he's got
a very heavy social calendar.

So what's up with the deal?
I'm bored out of my mind.

They're gonna get back to us
by the end of the day.

- You tell 'em no deal, no Q?
- In so many words.

I'm not worried about it.
It's a great all-around deal.

You shouldn't be
worried about it either.
It's gonna be good.

For who?
Who's gettin' paid
and who's gettin' played?

I didn't sign up
for three years of my life

someplace I don't want to be for
less than a significant piece.

- What's my end?
- Ten percent.

Payable when?

In five,
when we sell the whole thing.

Your piece is gonna be worth
somewhere between 50 and 100.

I'll be worth 50 to 100
by then anyway.

Who's sacrificing for me
besides my mom?

What are you sacrificing?

Agents, boosters,
financial managers--

they been knockin' on my door
since pee wee ball.

- You know what
I told them leeches?
- What?

"Open a paper bag,
fill it with Benjies,
we can have meet."

( laughs ) I get it.
I did the same thing.

- So you know what's up.
- I do.

They got their 15 minutes,
and we got our 10 G's.

Your mom knows?

I don't care how many guys
they send to the league.

And to be honest,
believe it or not,

I'd actually like an education
for three years.

But most of all,
I wanna get paid.

Up front.

That's for real.

( phone chiming )

All right, well,
here we go.

Hey, Coach,
I'm here with Quincy.

He's talkin' about how much
he loves the place.

Great to hear.
Hope it stays that way,

'cause I just got off
with the Board of Regents.

- What'd they say?
- It's a no-go.

Did you say it's a "no"
or it's a "go"?

No, no, no.

I deliver the biggest
piece of talent
in the last 20 years

and a big money offer
for the rights--

what the fuck
are they saying no to?

To you.

What the fuck
does that even mean?

- They said you'd know
what that means.
- Who's "they"?

It's hard to tell sometimes
'cause there's so many of 'em,

but in this case
you can go see Rodney Peete

at the Grand Building.

Rodney Peete?

Yeah, you know him?

Yeah, I know him
all too well.

"Heroines of Cinema Series."

Yeah, they don't get
the love they deserve.

- Alabama Worley,
that's a bad bitch.
- Excuse you?

That's about a woman
right there.

- My bad.
- We're screening films

all with strong female
central characters

in contemporary cinema,

and discussing the way
that men view them.

Kind of a series to create
some gender discourse

and get to the bottom
of male insecurity.

I'm all about
gender discourse.

You're Q.

How you know me?

'Cause I'm the one
who put together

that highlight reel
for your welcome party.

- I'm Emma.
- That was dope,

minus the close-up
of that LB from Bosco

puttin' the hurt on me.

You got rocked.

But you didn't go down.

Q:
So, uh...

you're really into
this film thing, huh?

Yeah. Since forever.

And I'm a football fan.

You want to see
something cool?

- Yeah, let's do it.
- Let's go.

♪ Today's a new day ♪

♪ Got the booty up
in a suitcase... ♪

How long we gotta
stay out here for?

♪ I tell 'em it's August,
I'm gone till November ♪

- As long as it takes.
- You don't gotta train
for the rain.

It never rains in L.A.

Are you committed
to this shit?

Yeah.

- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Yes, I am.

- Say it louder!
- Yes, I am!

Fuckin' right!

You got this.
Get there.
Get there.

Hell, yeah!

Come on, Rick,
let's get out of the rain.

- Look, look, look, look.
- Oh, shit.

Big C!

- What up?
- What's happenin'.

What you doin'
around these parts?

I live just across the way.

Nah. You do? For real?

- Did you know that?
- Am I my brother's keeper?

( chuckling )

If it wasn't for the beard,
driving by,

I coulda sworn Antonio Brown
was snatching a pill
from Big Ben.

I'm workin' my ass off too.

Had to find my flow again.

It wasn't easy,
but I'm back now.
Let's go!

I don't think I've ever
seen you get that low
on your breaks.

My doc got me on
this new vitamin program.

Like legit
fountain of youth.

Gave a brother
a extra inch.

Listen, man, the organization
hasn't forgotten about you.

But just tossin' back and forth
our real off-season needs,

and if the slot wins out,
you could still be our guy.

Yeah.

What you doin' later?
Wanna grab a drink?

I would, but I gotta
go meet up with Mr. Kroenke.

Right. Aight, yeah.
No doubt.

Keep up the good work.

- Get up out the rain.
- All right, dude.

Hold this.

Chuck. Chuck.

I know I messed up
any last chance I had
with that workout,

and I'm pretty sure
you and everybody else

in that Rams facility
probably moved on,

but if there's
anything I can do
for another opportunity,

I'll do that shit.

I'm serious about
suiting up for you
this season.

I'm ready to give my life
on that field, man.

I just want to play
ball again, Chuck.
This is me talkin'.

All right.

I'll keep that in mind.

( rock music playing )

♪

♪ Go go ♪

♪ Go go... ♪

Remember, they can smell
that corporate shit
a mile away.

Wearing a suit
doesn't make me corporate.

It ain't the suit.

It's that cheesy look
on your face

mixed with that
smell of desperation.

It's not desperation, OK?

That's Tom Ford.
I spent a shitload on it.

Just sayin', they know.

Yo, yo, yo, what up?

My name's Joe Krutel,

this is my associate
Reggie Morris,

we're the new owners
of Sports X.

What the hell
is Sports X?

I thought the dude
that played for the Dolphins
owned Sports X.

I thought you guys
didn't know what Sports X was.

Yeah, let's all have a laugh
on the white guy's expense.

- Very funny.
- Ha ha ha.

Mr. Strasmore
does own the company,

and this square cue-ball dude
over here is the other owner.

- Wait, who are you?
- Yeah, who are you?

I'm the executive
and the head of
the financial group.

And from the real hood,
not this bougie shit.

So you might want
to show a brother
some courtesy and respect.

Look, the only reason
we're still on the roster

is 'cause we haven't
felt like calling
to say we're not on the roster.

Plus, that shit
Lance had us doing
was corny as hell,

and you smell
too much like Lance

to think anything
would be different.

- I'm the guy who fired Lance.
- Mikey: Respect.

You have anything to say
that isn't corporate cookie-
cutter management bullshit?

Lets get something straight,
friend.

Nothin' I do, we do,
is cookie-cutter.

I eat motherfuckin' cookies.
I don't bake 'em.

- He's the motherfuckin'
Cookie Monster.
- That's right.

And everything we do with ASM

and now Sports X
is straight-up nasty.

We handle some of
the biggest, baddest
mofos on the planet.

They make bank,
and they keep it real.

And now we're taking
that philosophy

and applying it
to action sports.

And guess who gets to benefit?

- You guys!
- OK, OK.

We'll listen,

but I think we hear
a whole lot better

with food in our stomachs.

- Do you know Roscoe's?
- Roscoe's is my joint.

- So you do know where it is.
- Yeah, Manchester and Main.

( laughing )

How about you two
go get us three

some food for dinner tonight?

- Yeah. Done.
- Cool.

See you soon.

- He just try
to pull the Roscoe card?
- Yeah!

I felt like he's trying
to revoke my black card.

You blew the over-and-under.
I had you arriving
a minute earlier.

Save the jokes and quips.
It's bad enough
you screwed my brother,

now you're trying
to screw me?

Nobody's trying
to screw you, Spencer.

Lose the paranoia.
I knew this was

the only way
you'd come see me.

OK, great.
Well, here I am.

Now let's cut the bullshit.

What are they
gonna cost me?

We need to discuss
something first.

If we're not
discussing rights,

we're not
discussing anything.

You sure? No interest
in historical accuracy?

Well, it sounds like
you're about to rewrite it.

I been around this program
a long time.

I came back here
after I was done playin',

I know where
all the bodies are buried,

and let me tell you something--

nobody here ever tried
to screw your family, Spencer.

The goddamn lies,
they never stop!

- Your brother had problems.
- The problem was

you replaced him
when he blew out his shoulder

winning you guys
a goddamn Rose Bowl!

Yeah, and I felt bad
about that.

I didn't expect
to take over

until he was done playing.

That was always the plan!

- That was bullshit.
- It's the truth.

You know what else?
It was losing

that year of eligibility
that really fucked him.

The NCAA ruled against him!

We, they, everybody else
wanted him back!

- How you know that?
- I did a little research.

Maybe out of guilt,
but I found out

that the school backed William!

They tried to reinstate him!

But in the end,
the NCAA won out.

They always do.

William couldn't handle it,
started droppin' Vikes.

My brother was depressed.
He wasn't an addict.

You got that backwards, too.

Dude ate pills
like Gummy Bears.

OK, so what's the point?

My point is,
the system screwed William,

not the university.

I need you to know that
before we go any further.

The FBS, the NCAA, the CFP,

just a bunch of goddamn letters

hiding the kids who are
putting in the real work,

who are sacrificing
their bodies,

sacrificing their minds,

they're not getting paid
a goddamn thing,

just for the right
to call themselves
a scholar-athlete.

The whole goddamn system
is a scam!

I feel your pain, brother.

But your anger
needs to be directed

at Indianapolis--
not here at SC.

I'm not taking no
for an answer.
I want the TV rights.

Otherwise you're gonna be
watching Q play up in Eugene
for the Ducks.

- Your call.
- $200 million.

That's the market price
for a ten-year deal
with us these days.

( sighs ) Thank you
for the conversation.

You go fuck yourself,
and I hope you have
a great flatscreen

to watch that shit.

( music, chatter )

Is hosting always
this stressful, Vern?

I don't know. I usually
let Reggie handle
all the festivities.

You think the other players
will show up?

Of course, man.

Don't sweat it.
Everybody love you, Chuck.

Thanks, man. It's just
this is the first thing
that I hosted

besides them little barbecues
me and Julie do at the crib.

- I'm gonna give you
one bit of advice.
- What's that?

- Make sure you
pick up the tab.
- Yeah, thanks.

Vern: J and Ricky are here.
I told you people would come.

( chatter )

- Fellas.
- The host with the most.

( whispers )
I'm gonna kill you.

Ricky. Twice in one day.

Where's Mr. Kroenke?

Hey, I'm sorry,

uh, you know,
he probably--

It's all good, Charles.
No need to apologize.

- I'm just here
for the truffle fries.
- And the pre-free agent dinner.

What the hell would I know
about free agency, anyway?

- You are one?
- That's right, I am!

Hey, Laurel and Hardy,
shut the fuck up.

You don't have to jam me up
and make me feel uncomfortable
at my own damn party.

- What's wrong with y'all?
- What an asshole.

Get some truffle fries, Rick!

Relax.

You got some twisted
business practices, J!

Don't worry,
you'll get used to them.

I hope not,
damnit.

I take care of my friends,
all right?

Maybe you should try
doing the same.

Why don't you go
chat up Kisan.

What about Ricky?

We're here
for the same thing.

( whispering ) Now. Now.

Jared, hey, I want to introduce
you to my favorite person.

- All right.
- Come here.

Ricky!

I just said Manchester and Main.

They were like, "Uh?! No!"

( laughs )

Fuck with me.

Ohh, god-fuckin'-damnit!

So this is what
legitimate business
is like.

Gotta take the good
with the bad, Reg.

Ain't all champagne
and caviar.

I don't do no fish eggs.

But I'm starting
to feel like...

handling Vernon's laundry

is better than
taking these punks around.

Oh, this just comes
with the territory, man.

Rejection is
a daily emotion for me.

Something I don't
want to feel.

So what now?

We go and, what,
put a hit out on 'em?

( laughs )

No. No.

We do what I did
when I was pursuing
my dead wife

and she said no.

Go back for more.

Man, hand me
the hot sauce.

I forgot it.

Good times, baby.

I don't usually get out
to these functions that often.

I'm home in bed by like 9:00,
watching Raging Bull

or Harry Potter or something.

Did you say Harry Potter?
No shit?!

- Yeah, man.
- I seen all those movies.

- Really?
- Swear to God.

We should get together
and watch Harry Potter.

- Yeah, man, let's do it.
- For real?

You got a magic wand?

- ( Jared, Ricky laughing )
- Jason: Hey.

This franchise is
the future of the league,

and Charles is
just the guy to guide it.

That's nice of you to say, J.
Things are coming together.

And the stadium's gonna be
the eighth wonder of the world,
believe me.

Congrats on that.

I can't lie to you, though,

I don't really give a shit
about stadiums

and skyboxes
and all that shit.

I'm a football player,
not a real estate developer.

- I get it, I get it.
- But congrats, though.

I was a ballplayer too,
remember?

Just wanted to give you a feel
for where we're going.

Right. I want to give you
a feel, too.

I'm not feelin'
that move to slot.

- Really?
- At all, actually.

- Why not?
- It's like I said,

I'm all about the game,

and the more I thought about it,

I started to realize

that I was born a running back,

I am a running back,

and Lord willing,
I'm gonna die a running back.

- A great running back.
- Damn right.

What about career longevity?

Never really planned on

playing longer than seven,
eight seasons, maybe.

I'm taking a page
out of Barry Sanders' book.

That's why he needs
to get paid now.

Exactly, super agent.

So if y'all got a spot at back,

and you can afford me,

holla at J.

Him and Gurley--
shock and awe.

- It's perfect.
- Kisan: For real, no doubt.

- I'm out of here, all right?
- All right.

My girl, she want
bottle service.

And that shit, in L.A.,
ain't cheap.

Y'all think about that
when y'all talkin'
them numbers, a'ight?

- Play nice. I'm outta here.
- K.T.!

- I'm done!
- Chill.

Things have never been better.
Take a look.

Yeah, yeah,
real love connection
with those two.

They were meant to be together.
Just put Rick at the slot.

I can't afford to do that.

You've done great.
Take a bow.

Don't fight it.

All right, fine,
I'll take Ricky.

But it's on you
to make Kisan understand
this position thing

and make the money work,
all right?

Consider it done.

Woman in movie:
Stop being so
fucking calm about it!

Go look in your house!
There's a note on your TV.

All it says is "Dear Clarence."
I couldn't write anymore.

( movie audible in distance )

- Man: What's a Drexl?
- Woman: Sheriff,
I gotta come clean!

I've been a call girl
for exactly four days...

Close the door, dude.

- What the fuck?
- Calm down, kid.

- Yo, Q! Q.
- Viewers: Shh! Shh!

- Shut up. Q.
- Shit.

Sorry. It's a fuckin' movie,
OK?

I'll be right back.

This is my favorite part.

You're fuckin'
with my vibe.

What the fuck is your vibe?

Fuckin' movie night on campus?

Hey. You need to chill.

You're in the presence
of greatness.

Steven Spielberg
built these prestigious halls.

George Lucas,
Ryan Coogler,
Ron Howard,

they all went here.

And now
Quincy Crawford will too.

Don't get too attached,
cause I got bad news.

I couldn't make the deal.

Why not?

They wanted too much money.

You're right.
That is bad news--
for you.

'Cause I'm comin' in hot.
I want to go to SC.

So if I was you,
I'd figure out a way
to make the deal with them.

'Cause you and me
already got one.

♪ Uh uh uh, fed shit ♪

♪ Hey, hey,
Moneybagg, Moneybagg ♪

♪ I'm in the booth
with a money bag ♪

♪ Here go the bricks,
where the money at ♪

♪ Give me a load,
I ain't comin' back ♪

♪ I make 'em shoot
where your stomach at ♪

♪ We gon' pull up
where your mama at ♪

♪ Runnin' through hoes
like a running back ♪

♪ We can fuck but you can't
call this number back ♪

♪ If you knew better,
baby, you'd do better ♪

♪ I got plenty hoes,
call me Hugh Hefner ♪

♪ Four Pockets, Bread Gang,
who better ♪

♪ I can't be
totin' no handguns ♪

♪ Unless that bitch
come with a thirty ♪

♪ I can't be fuckin'
these dog hoes ♪

♪ Unless that bitch
come with a buddy ♪

♪ I can't be drivin'
no regular cars ♪

♪ That bitch gotta
come with a button ♪

♪ I was broke like a while back
Now I'm up all of the sudden ♪

♪ I can't be rappin' for free
They gotta send me the budget ♪

♪ I can't be fuckin'
these hoes raw, I had to
slip on a rubber ♪

♪ I can't be rockin'
no plain jane ♪

♪ Both of my watches
be flooded ♪

♪ I can't be drinkin'
no regular soda ♪

♪ All of my cups be muddy ♪

♪ If I said fuck you
I meant that ♪

♪ I'm whippin' this coupe,
I ain't rent that ♪

♪ The shit that you savin',
I spent that ♪

♪ And if you want smoke
you can get that ♪

♪ I just want proof
of the backend ♪

♪ I'm pullin' her hair
while I dig in her ♪

♪ She like hold up baby,
keep my tricks in ♪

♪ I can't hit that bitch raw,
got a glove on me ♪

♪ I'm in the trap
with the drugs on me ♪

♪ I just went bonkers all up,
exclusive gang ♪

♪ Fly as fuck
like a dove on me... ♪