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[GRUNTING]
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Oh, for fuck's sake. What
were you doing last week
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that was so important
you missed the episode?
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Well, here it is.
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- Unless you wanna watch us.
- [LAUGHS]
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Fuck off.
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Yeah, fuck off.
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I was at Betty Ford three times.
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It didn't work for me.
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You cleaned me up in five days.
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Nora-Jean's folks are
gonna give you $2,500
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for the Beaver Trap Detox Special.
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I'm ready to go back to who I was...
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An upstanding citizen.
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I believe in second chances.
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Welcome to Lumber Lawn and
Lighting, Mr. Gallagher.
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- Ugh.
- What?
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My stupid dad just walked in.
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- [DURAN] You want to get out of here?
- Yeah, sure.
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Joplin, here we come.
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Farhad doesn't want any E,
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so he said he'll drive first.
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[EDDIE] You might want to think
about finding that new sponsor now.
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Hey, your kid needs you.
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Check for the church.
It's a down payment.
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- Who are you?
- The youth shelter.
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Wait, the shelter is you and Trevor?
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And I'm over feeling guilty
for wanting to better myself.
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I promised those kids
that church, Fiona.
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Find another fuckin' church!
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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I mean, it's incredibly unfair.
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What pisses me off most
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is that Ian knows I'm
not against a shelter
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for those kids.
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I love screwdrivers.
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It's just...
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not in my backyard.
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There. I fuckin' said it,
and I didn't catch on fire.
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The thing is, when you're
screwing something hard...
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It's not like I'm some rich jerkoff
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who's worried that his
view is gonna be spoiled
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by a bunch of homeless people.
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It's just satisfying.
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Are you even listening to me complain?
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No.
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But you are his sister.
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You think he'd be on your side.
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Right. It's my own family.
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If I screw up this apartment
building investment,
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I'm gonna be the one
living in a shelter.
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I've put everything I've got into this.
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Blood, sweat... uh!
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Oh, fuck.
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- Is that Mrs. Cardinal?
- Did she ever pay?
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No. I gave her a week three weeks ago.
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All I've heard since is a bark.
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[SQUEALS]
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Mrs. Cardinal?
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No more fake dog barking.
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[MUFFLED BARKING]
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There's a water leak coming
from your apartment.
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I have to come in.
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[BARKING CONTINUES]
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I'm coming in.
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Mrs. Cardinal?
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[WATER DRIPPING]
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Jesus, that smell.
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- [HEAVY DRIP]
- Oh, God.
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[SIGHS]
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Mrs. Cardinal!
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God!
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[GROANS]
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- Ugh.
- [TUB DRAINING]
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Pfff. [EXHALES]
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[SIGHS]
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This is a fire hazard.
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And...
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all sorts of other hazards.
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[WHISPERING] God, I can feel
diseases crawling up my legs.
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[DOG WHIMPERING]
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Hi.
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There really is a dog.
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Hi.
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[CLANK]
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Oh, fuck!
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[LAID-BACK ROCK MUSIC]
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No. No, no, no.
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[WHISPERING] Oh, fuck.
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Oh, God, no.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no.
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No, don't do that.
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Oh, my God.
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♪♪♪
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[BARKS]
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♪♪♪
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[WHISPERING] Fuck!
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Hey there, sweetie.
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Aren't you the cutest little thing?
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Are you the cutest little thing?
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Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
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- Hey, Ness.
- She okay?
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No, Mrs. Cardinal's dead.
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Oh, gosh.
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Yeah, probably for a few days.
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- That's terrible.
- Yeah.
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This little love bunny... you
just need some love, don't you?
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Don't you? Yes, you do.
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Yes, you do. [CHUCKLES]
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Ness, there's... there's something
you should probably know
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about that dog.
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What?
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♪♪♪
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You're up with the sun, my son.
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I had to drop Fiona off at her building
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so I could use her car to fake Uber.
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Did you feed the junkie?
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Yeah. She said she was cured
and wanted to go home.
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That's what they all say.
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You water her after school for me?
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I should get more.
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Junkies are nasty.
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Son, addiction is a disease.
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Try not to judge the
afflicted by the curse.
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- Shit.
- What's wrong?
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Mm, I asked the Academy
if they'd help me out
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or anything, you know?
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But they turned me down flat.
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Damn Comanche gets a full
ride, and I don't get a cent.
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Difficult to begrudge
a little restitution
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for our Native American brothers.
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How much more you need?
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After the junkie downstairs,
I'll still be $4,227 short
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for this first semester.
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What if I give you $5,000 to kill Fiona?
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Murder's a capital crime, Ian.
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I'd do it for ten.
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You should be doing it
as a public service.
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And what, pray tell, is this?
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That is a letter, Frank.
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I beg to differ.
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It is, in fact, my invitation
to the middle class.
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My first non-fraudulent credit card.
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I am officially in the club.
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Somebody at the credit card
company is losing their job.
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Au contraire.
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I'm as reliable as rain in Seattle.
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In fact, you are looking
at Employee of the Month.
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I'm getting my photograph
taken for the Wall of Fame.
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- I gotta make money.
- Yo, drop me off at Patsy's?
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Five bucks.
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You're heading that direction anyway.
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[CARL] So?
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It's quite an honor.
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Only freaks at my school
get Student of the Month.
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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That's different.
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I was sort of hoping he'd
show up at the meeting.
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Shit, he could be dead for all we know.
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You try the police?
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Yeah. Nothing.
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Last bender, he disappeared
for three weeks.
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Jesus, three weeks?
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- Hey.
- He's not at the shop.
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Hasn't been there.
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You try Cami?
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Yeah, she's not picking up.
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[WHISPERING] Yeah.
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I never should've gone
back to work for him.
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He was sober for so
long, I thought maybe
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he had his shit together this time.
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He's a drunk. Drunks drink.
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It's a setback. People have setbacks.
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All addicts are narcissists.
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I don't even know what that means,
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but if it means asshole, I agree.
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- What are we gonna do?
- What do you mean?
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W-we can't just sit here, right?
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The guy's self-destructing.
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He's on his own.
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No.
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No, I don't... I don't accept that.
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What you do or don't accept
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doesn't have anything to do with it.
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All right, well, I'm gonna look for him.
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I-I mean, maybe he's at Cami's.
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Mm, not likely.
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She tossed his ass out.
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Maybe his fuckin' battery ran out.
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Okay? Maybe he's sleeping
it off somewhere.
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Who knows?
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I'll find him.
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Come on.
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- I need your help.
- Me?
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Yeah, who'd be better at
finding a drunk than you?
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♪ Can't stop ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ I know what's good for me ♪
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[MOANING]
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♪ Let loose ♪
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♪ Never be the same ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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[MOANING]
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I love the feeling I get ♪
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[SVETLANA] No, no, no.
You cannot come yet.
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- [SQUEALING]
- Not yet.
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- [PANTING]
- [SQUEALING]
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[SVETLANA] Now you may come.
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Oh!
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♪ I love the feeling I get ♪
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Ah!
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[GASPS]
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♪ I'm livin', I'm livin', livin' high ♪
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[EXHALES SOFTLY]
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♪♪♪
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[SIGHS]
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When you do as you're told,
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you get rewards.
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♪♪♪
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♪ I'm livin', I'm livin', livin' high ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ I love the feeling I get ♪
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Frank, are we poor?
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No. You saw my new credit
card this morning.
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We're on the climb, son.
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Frank Gallagher is ascendant!
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Then why do we walk to school
when everyone else drives?
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Well, we're more dedicated to
the survival of the planet,
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reducing carbon emissions.
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Besides, walking's good exercise.
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So we are poor.
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Relatively, yes.
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'K. See ya.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Don't.
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It's just... [SIGHS]
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You know.
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I thought I'd seen your
orgasm face before,
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but that... [CHUCKLES]
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I've never seen that before.
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Like a whole body freak-out.
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It was good.
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Is that why you guys have me go first?
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So you can get me out of the way?
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So you can have your
exclusive girl party?
267
00:10:48,033 --> 00:10:49,451
You're my man. You know that.
268
00:10:49,451 --> 00:10:51,134
It's not a man that you want.
269
00:10:51,134 --> 00:10:53,403
You came like your head
was gonna explode.
270
00:10:54,846 --> 00:10:57,250
I have great orgasms
with you, too, babe.
271
00:10:58,376 --> 00:11:00,754
All the orgasms that
you've ever had by me...
272
00:11:00,754 --> 00:11:02,076
The-the-the swing set,
273
00:11:02,077 --> 00:11:03,630
the alley behind the Safeway...
274
00:11:03,631 --> 00:11:05,746
You never once had a spas-gasm.
275
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,092
She's a woman.
276
00:11:07,094 --> 00:11:09,052
She knows a woman's body.
277
00:11:09,053 --> 00:11:10,721
Well, great, V.
278
00:11:10,722 --> 00:11:13,067
If a woman knows a woman's
body so much better,
279
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,642
maybe I should start doing guys,
280
00:11:14,643 --> 00:11:16,226
since they know guys' bodies better.
281
00:11:16,227 --> 00:11:18,687
Maybe then I can have a spas-gasm.
282
00:11:18,688 --> 00:11:20,899
- You're not gay.
- You don't know that!
283
00:11:20,899 --> 00:11:22,900
You don't know that. I might be.
284
00:11:22,902 --> 00:11:25,609
I might be gay. Part-gay.
285
00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:27,361
Okay. Go ahead. Suck a dick.
286
00:11:27,363 --> 00:11:29,835
Maybe I will. Maybe I
will go suck a dick.
287
00:11:29,836 --> 00:11:31,470
I could be all gender-liquid like you.
288
00:11:31,471 --> 00:11:33,452
- You don't know.
- You mean gender fluid?
289
00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:35,489
Fluids, liquids, whatever.
290
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,303
Fair's fair, right?
291
00:11:37,304 --> 00:11:38,759
You get to be with another girl, fine.
292
00:11:38,759 --> 00:11:40,501
Well, I'm gonna be with a man.
293
00:11:40,503 --> 00:11:42,998
We'll see how okay you are with
it when you peek in the shower
294
00:11:42,999 --> 00:11:44,798
and you see me coming all over some guy
295
00:11:44,798 --> 00:11:46,623
who isn't you, and you weren't invited.
296
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,760
I'd like to peek in shower when
you come all over a man, too.
297
00:11:49,761 --> 00:11:51,062
No! No!
298
00:11:51,063 --> 00:11:53,264
You're not invited, and neither are you.
299
00:11:54,082 --> 00:11:56,341
When I do gay shit, it is just for me.
300
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,787
I gotta go to work.
301
00:11:57,788 --> 00:11:58,807
You two just...
302
00:11:58,807 --> 00:12:00,270
lick each other like cats all day
303
00:12:00,272 --> 00:12:01,940
while I'm gone.
304
00:12:01,941 --> 00:12:03,649
Best idea he's ever had.
305
00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:06,068
Mm-mm, four times this
morning is enough.
306
00:12:06,070 --> 00:12:08,645
[LAID-BACK ROCK MUSIC]
307
00:12:08,647 --> 00:12:09,905
Four?
308
00:12:09,907 --> 00:12:15,037
♪♪♪
309
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,019
So what do I do now?
310
00:12:18,019 --> 00:12:19,957
You guys contact next of kin?
311
00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:21,698
Yes, ma'am. If we can locate any.
312
00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:24,254
I'm sorry, I... I don't
have any information.
313
00:12:24,254 --> 00:12:25,536
It's not unusual.
314
00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:28,006
I only saw her a couple times.
315
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,174
Nobody visited.
316
00:12:29,176 --> 00:12:30,845
She was pretty much a shut-in.
317
00:12:33,221 --> 00:12:35,014
So...
318
00:12:35,014 --> 00:12:36,767
what about all this?
319
00:12:38,769 --> 00:12:40,822
Technically, it goes to her heirs.
320
00:12:40,822 --> 00:12:42,355
If any turn up.
321
00:12:43,342 --> 00:12:45,232
If you do turn something up,
322
00:12:45,234 --> 00:12:47,402
an address book, anything,
323
00:12:47,403 --> 00:12:48,474
give me a call.
324
00:12:48,475 --> 00:12:49,559
Thanks. Sure.
325
00:12:50,364 --> 00:12:53,783
Hm. Kind of a cute dog.
326
00:12:53,783 --> 00:12:56,196
Yeah. Not so sure after what I saw.
327
00:12:56,197 --> 00:12:58,620
I called animal control.
They'll be by to pick him up.
328
00:12:58,621 --> 00:13:00,136
What'll happen to him?
329
00:13:00,138 --> 00:13:02,833
They put 'em down once
they've eaten human flesh.
330
00:13:02,835 --> 00:13:04,501
- Jesus.
- Good luck.
331
00:13:04,503 --> 00:13:05,504
Yeah.
332
00:13:13,386 --> 00:13:14,928
Oh, hey. Hey, Rusty?
333
00:13:14,929 --> 00:13:16,764
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
- Gotta stay here, buddy. Okay?
334
00:13:18,017 --> 00:13:19,049
[YIPS]
335
00:13:19,051 --> 00:13:21,426
Stay here and wait for the executioner.
336
00:13:22,187 --> 00:13:23,270
[WHINES]
337
00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:24,855
Sorry your friend is dead.
338
00:13:24,856 --> 00:13:28,650
♪♪♪
339
00:13:28,652 --> 00:13:30,116
- Morning, Kev.
- Mornin'.
340
00:13:30,118 --> 00:13:31,155
What can I get you?
341
00:13:31,157 --> 00:13:32,517
Can I get a coffee, two sugars,
342
00:13:32,518 --> 00:13:33,985
and a bran muffin, please?
343
00:13:35,783 --> 00:13:37,841
- What's up?
- Hey, what's up, man?
344
00:13:38,537 --> 00:13:41,538
[AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY]
345
00:13:41,539 --> 00:13:42,927
Hey, can I ask you something?
346
00:13:42,928 --> 00:13:44,625
♪♪♪
347
00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:45,793
Yeah, sure. Shoot.
348
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,754
How did you know you were gay?
349
00:13:47,754 --> 00:13:49,212
♪♪♪
350
00:13:49,213 --> 00:13:50,673
Were you, like, straight,
351
00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:52,611
and then started experimenting
352
00:13:52,613 --> 00:13:55,250
and just decided that you
liked being gay more?
353
00:13:56,027 --> 00:13:59,514
I... guess I just kinda knew.
354
00:13:59,514 --> 00:14:02,283
So you were always positive
that you were into dudes more?
355
00:14:03,062 --> 00:14:05,177
I... no, I guess not really.
356
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,313
You know when you're younger,
357
00:14:06,315 --> 00:14:07,565
everyone tells you that you're
358
00:14:07,566 --> 00:14:08,732
supposed to be into girls.
359
00:14:08,734 --> 00:14:10,275
So I, uh... I kinda went
360
00:14:10,277 --> 00:14:11,610
through this weird phase in fifth grade
361
00:14:11,611 --> 00:14:12,695
where I was really into
362
00:14:12,696 --> 00:14:14,697
this chick Carrie Yazel,
363
00:14:14,697 --> 00:14:16,721
but I'm pretty sure it's
just 'cause she was the one
364
00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:17,947
who looked most like a dude.
365
00:14:17,947 --> 00:14:19,639
Eh, it wasn't until, uh...
366
00:14:20,351 --> 00:14:21,953
Until what?
367
00:14:21,955 --> 00:14:23,413
Justin Timberlake.
368
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,328
Yeah.
369
00:14:25,889 --> 00:14:27,376
- He's hot.
- Yep.
370
00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:28,628
Are you attracted to me?
371
00:14:28,629 --> 00:14:31,129
♪♪♪
372
00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,806
- No.
- Why not?
373
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,429
I'm not hot?
374
00:14:34,431 --> 00:14:36,142
Yeah. But I mean...
375
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,765
Ian, soy latte no foam, extra hot.
376
00:14:38,767 --> 00:14:40,686
Two sugars and a muffin.
377
00:14:40,687 --> 00:14:41,890
Yours is paid for.
378
00:14:41,892 --> 00:14:43,100
The guy at the end of the counter.
379
00:14:43,101 --> 00:14:46,653
♪♪♪
380
00:14:49,107 --> 00:14:50,639
I gotta run.
381
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:55,279
♪♪♪
382
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,370
You buy my muffin?
383
00:15:03,371 --> 00:15:04,456
Yeah.
384
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:07,280
Are you hitting on me?
385
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,527
Excuse me?
386
00:15:09,293 --> 00:15:10,841
Are you trying to fuck me?
387
00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:12,754
N-n-no.
388
00:15:12,755 --> 00:15:14,578
No, I j... I just... I, uh... no.
389
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,899
'Cause it's not a... It's not
a bad thing if you were.
390
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,260
I'm not offended.
391
00:15:19,243 --> 00:15:21,028
And I'm not saying no.
392
00:15:21,639 --> 00:15:23,557
I'm... I'm sorry. I
didn't mean it like that.
393
00:15:23,558 --> 00:15:25,934
Um, once a week, I... I
try and do a good deed.
394
00:15:25,936 --> 00:15:27,591
- So...
- So you're not hitting on me?
395
00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:28,730
No. No. No, no.
396
00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,273
- It was totally random. Ah...
- [SIGHS]
397
00:15:30,274 --> 00:15:31,816
I really... I hope you're not offended,
398
00:15:31,817 --> 00:15:32,984
because, you know, I... I just...
399
00:15:32,985 --> 00:15:34,943
You're a good-looking dude
and everything, I'm just...
400
00:15:34,945 --> 00:15:36,572
No, I'm straight, so.
401
00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:40,096
Oh.
402
00:15:40,097 --> 00:15:41,823
Oh, okay. Thanks.
403
00:15:41,825 --> 00:15:43,411
Yeah. Sure.
404
00:15:43,412 --> 00:15:45,163
Have a nice day.
405
00:15:45,163 --> 00:15:48,331
♪♪♪
406
00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:50,307
[WHISPERING] Is that code?
407
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:52,669
For what? No.
408
00:15:52,671 --> 00:15:54,172
No, it's not code for anything.
409
00:15:54,173 --> 00:15:55,716
It just means "have a nice day."
410
00:15:56,924 --> 00:15:58,039
Right.
411
00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:00,344
Okay, sorry.
412
00:16:00,345 --> 00:16:01,513
No. Okay.
413
00:16:02,431 --> 00:16:03,889
Have a nice day.
414
00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:06,696
♪♪♪
415
00:16:08,604 --> 00:16:09,604
The fuck?
416
00:16:11,148 --> 00:16:14,317
If you do find him,
don't bring him back.
417
00:16:14,317 --> 00:16:15,846
Unless he's sober.
418
00:16:17,073 --> 00:16:19,072
He used up all nine of his lives.
419
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:23,067
Brad's been a rock for us.
420
00:16:23,786 --> 00:16:26,014
And we want to return the favor.
421
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:31,668
[MURMURING]
422
00:16:33,796 --> 00:16:35,171
- Would you mind?
- Oh.
423
00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:36,703
I'll get the tea.
424
00:16:37,471 --> 00:16:39,634
It's so nice having somebody to talk to.
425
00:16:42,888 --> 00:16:44,773
We waited four years...
426
00:16:45,389 --> 00:16:47,753
Four years...
427
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,134
To have a baby,
428
00:16:51,312 --> 00:16:53,745
hoping Brad could handle it.
429
00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:56,557
Thank you.
430
00:16:57,068 --> 00:17:00,530
And the second we do,
he goes off the wagon.
431
00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:06,243
Listen, Cami, you should be pissed,
432
00:17:06,244 --> 00:17:08,913
of course, but it's a disease,
433
00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:10,569
you know, and he's fighting it.
434
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:14,000
I can't be worried about two babies.
435
00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:17,171
I have to be worried about where
the next paycheck is coming from
436
00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:18,964
and then feeding that one!
437
00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:20,968
[BABY COOS]
438
00:17:23,157 --> 00:17:24,470
You're a natural.
439
00:17:25,404 --> 00:17:26,597
Uh, I think it was all him.
440
00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:30,018
[BABY WHINES]
441
00:17:34,384 --> 00:17:35,897
[WHISPERING] There you go. There you go.
442
00:17:35,898 --> 00:17:38,442
[GASPS] Oh, hey there.
443
00:17:38,442 --> 00:17:40,069
[CHUCKLES] I know.
444
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,441
Oh, sorry.
445
00:17:44,115 --> 00:17:45,659
[LAUGHS]
446
00:17:48,227 --> 00:17:49,746
I love Brad.
447
00:17:52,983 --> 00:17:54,848
Sober Brad.
448
00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:57,296
If he wants to kill himself...
449
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,480
he has to leave us out of it.
450
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,678
[CLEARS THROAT] Cami.
451
00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:08,289
Any chance you can track
Brad on your phone?
452
00:18:19,392 --> 00:18:22,617
♪ Your love, sweet as cherry pie ♪
453
00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:24,864
♪ Are you the one for me, honey? ♪
454
00:18:24,865 --> 00:18:26,156
♪♪♪
455
00:18:26,157 --> 00:18:27,490
[MEN GRUNTING]
456
00:18:27,491 --> 00:18:29,285
♪ I never want to say goodbye ♪
457
00:18:29,286 --> 00:18:31,616
♪ Are you the one for me, honey? ♪
458
00:18:31,617 --> 00:18:33,705
♪♪♪
459
00:18:33,707 --> 00:18:35,833
♪ Who knew it would feel like this ♪
460
00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:37,751
♪ To be in love with you, honey? ♪
461
00:18:37,752 --> 00:18:39,098
♪♪♪
462
00:18:39,099 --> 00:18:40,762
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
463
00:18:40,763 --> 00:18:43,940
♪ You got me feeling right, whoo-hoo ♪
464
00:18:43,941 --> 00:18:46,635
♪ Got my real cool guy, ooh-ooh ♪
465
00:18:46,636 --> 00:18:48,931
♪♪♪
466
00:18:55,604 --> 00:18:57,104
Oh, my God.
467
00:18:57,105 --> 00:18:58,772
Hey. Did we?
468
00:18:58,773 --> 00:19:00,525
Like four times.
469
00:19:01,212 --> 00:19:03,453
Uh, did we use any...
470
00:19:03,454 --> 00:19:05,776
Well, I did try to pull
out the first time.
471
00:19:06,698 --> 00:19:08,782
No. Damn it!
472
00:19:08,784 --> 00:19:10,451
- No!
- What's wrong?
473
00:19:10,451 --> 00:19:12,369
- I'm pregnant!
- What?
474
00:19:12,371 --> 00:19:13,513
You can't know already.
475
00:19:13,515 --> 00:19:15,538
Hi, good morning, Franny.
476
00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:17,124
Oh, hi.
477
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,917
Ooh. Mm.
478
00:19:18,919 --> 00:19:20,711
I do know. I can feel it.
479
00:19:20,711 --> 00:19:22,337
I'm ovulating.
480
00:19:22,338 --> 00:19:24,257
My boobs are already twice as big.
481
00:19:24,258 --> 00:19:26,842
Oh, my God, I can feel your
sperm attacking my egg!
482
00:19:26,843 --> 00:19:28,184
[WHISPERING] Oh, God.
483
00:19:28,185 --> 00:19:30,554
I am not gonna make the
same mistake twice.
484
00:19:30,555 --> 00:19:32,181
No, Franny, uh, you're not a mistake.
485
00:19:32,182 --> 00:19:33,670
That's not what I mean.
486
00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:35,226
Okay, I'm gonna go to the pharmacy.
487
00:19:35,227 --> 00:19:36,529
I need to get the morning after pill.
488
00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:38,604
Can you watch Franny and
give me your car keys?
489
00:19:38,605 --> 00:19:40,355
What's the big hurry?
490
00:19:40,356 --> 00:19:42,066
What's the big hurry?!
491
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:44,359
I've got less than 67 hours...
492
00:19:44,361 --> 00:19:45,983
- [TIMER DINGS]
- To swallow that pill.
493
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:47,488
Or else I'm going to have
to make the same decision
494
00:19:47,489 --> 00:19:48,730
that led me to have Franny,
495
00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:50,637
whom I love more than
anything in the world,
496
00:19:50,638 --> 00:19:52,439
but if that little seed plants itself,
497
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,912
I'm not for sure certain that
I can get it scraped out!
498
00:19:54,913 --> 00:19:57,080
And I've already got my
hands pretty goddamn full,
499
00:19:57,082 --> 00:19:59,040
so do not tell me to chill the fuck out!
500
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:02,461
[TIMER TICKING]
501
00:20:02,461 --> 00:20:03,586
Thank you. I'll be back.
502
00:20:03,587 --> 00:20:05,324
- Um...
- What?!
503
00:20:05,325 --> 00:20:07,299
Actually, we did it Thursday, too.
504
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,343
[TIMER DINGS]
505
00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:10,553
Fuck!
506
00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:13,596
[AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY]
507
00:20:13,597 --> 00:20:17,226
♪♪♪
508
00:20:17,227 --> 00:20:18,644
Really?
509
00:20:18,644 --> 00:20:19,979
It's three bucks, Frank.
510
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:22,022
Cash is obsolete and dirty.
511
00:20:22,023 --> 00:20:23,792
Who the hell gave you a credit card?
512
00:20:23,794 --> 00:20:27,115
I love shopping from the
convenience of my own home.
513
00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:28,528
Look at that.
514
00:20:28,529 --> 00:20:30,740
Got same-day delivery.
515
00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:33,284
What the hell could you
possibly need the same day
516
00:20:33,285 --> 00:20:34,367
besides more booze?
517
00:20:34,368 --> 00:20:36,828
You know, that's a miracle
when you think about it.
518
00:20:36,829 --> 00:20:38,663
By pressing "buy,"
519
00:20:38,664 --> 00:20:42,209
I put an entire world in motion
520
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,545
to meet my personal needs.
521
00:20:44,546 --> 00:20:47,757
I am no longer fettered
by the necessity to visit
522
00:20:47,758 --> 00:20:52,000
stinky malls and rub shoulders
with the great unwashed.
523
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,611
Here we go.
524
00:20:54,431 --> 00:20:56,297
Voila. Bring it to me.
525
00:20:56,682 --> 00:20:59,143
- What are you getting?
- I already guessed booze.
526
00:20:59,144 --> 00:21:00,519
An automobile.
527
00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:02,285
Emphasis on "auto."
528
00:21:02,286 --> 00:21:04,065
You bought a car online?!
529
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:06,317
No money down, no payments
for three months.
530
00:21:06,317 --> 00:21:07,651
It's practically free.
531
00:21:07,652 --> 00:21:09,028
You see, this is what it's like
532
00:21:09,028 --> 00:21:10,570
to be in the inner circle.
533
00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:12,323
To be one of the "haves."
534
00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:14,757
Oh, shit.
535
00:21:15,285 --> 00:21:18,094
I wonder if I should have gotten
the air-conditioned seats?
536
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,503
For my tushy.
537
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,167
[SIGHS]
538
00:21:24,169 --> 00:21:26,087
[TIMER TICKING]
539
00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:30,830
Excuse me?
540
00:21:31,683 --> 00:21:32,923
May I help you, miss?
541
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:34,677
Hi. I can't find the morning after pill.
542
00:21:34,679 --> 00:21:35,930
Yes, uh, we keep those
behind the counter.
543
00:21:35,931 --> 00:21:38,316
Could I get one? Do you sell loosies?
544
00:21:38,317 --> 00:21:41,644
Yes, ma'am, uh, that would
be $46.87 plus tax...
545
00:21:41,644 --> 00:21:43,294
if I had any more.
546
00:21:43,907 --> 00:21:44,980
What do you mean?
547
00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:46,856
I am fresh out. Sorry.
548
00:21:46,857 --> 00:21:48,483
People stock up on the weekends,
549
00:21:48,484 --> 00:21:50,405
especially since the casino opened.
550
00:21:50,406 --> 00:21:53,572
[TIMER TICKING]
551
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,074
Goddamn it.
552
00:21:55,075 --> 00:21:56,366
[ELECTRIC GUITAR STRUMMING]
553
00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:57,742
[DOG WHINES]
554
00:21:57,743 --> 00:21:59,036
Shit.
555
00:21:59,037 --> 00:22:00,695
Fat lot of help you are,
556
00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:02,080
sittin' here.
557
00:22:02,082 --> 00:22:05,500
♪♪♪
558
00:22:05,501 --> 00:22:08,211
Come on, Fiona, just get through it.
559
00:22:08,212 --> 00:22:11,132
♪♪♪
560
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:14,134
♪ Julie was alive on a Monday ♪
561
00:22:14,135 --> 00:22:18,138
♪ Feeling better than an hour before ♪
562
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:22,684
♪ He was tryna get a little idea what ♪
563
00:22:22,685 --> 00:22:24,561
♪ The rest of us want ♪
564
00:22:24,563 --> 00:22:27,397
♪♪♪
565
00:22:27,398 --> 00:22:30,901
♪ Wasn't ever meant to
be in the spotlight ♪
566
00:22:30,902 --> 00:22:34,935
♪ It was just the way
it happened to fall ♪
567
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:38,951
♪ That naturally long physique that ♪
568
00:22:38,951 --> 00:22:40,618
♪ The rest of us want ♪
569
00:22:40,619 --> 00:22:45,583
♪♪♪
570
00:22:45,584 --> 00:22:49,503
[TIMER TICKING]
571
00:22:51,798 --> 00:22:53,383
Really?
572
00:22:58,971 --> 00:23:00,346
May I help you?
573
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:02,974
Yes, hi. I called in an order
for the morning after pill.
574
00:23:02,976 --> 00:23:04,018
No, you didn't.
575
00:23:04,019 --> 00:23:05,185
It's not by prescription.
576
00:23:05,186 --> 00:23:07,270
Uh, yes, I...
577
00:23:07,271 --> 00:23:08,355
please?
578
00:23:09,566 --> 00:23:11,932
$65 and your ID, please.
579
00:23:12,486 --> 00:23:14,153
Yes, thank you.
580
00:23:14,153 --> 00:23:16,071
[TIMER TICKING]
581
00:23:18,282 --> 00:23:20,515
Sorry, you have to be 17 in
Missouri to buy the pill.
582
00:23:20,516 --> 00:23:21,911
What?
583
00:23:21,912 --> 00:23:23,733
No. I'm almost 17.
584
00:23:23,734 --> 00:23:25,299
That's ridiculous.
585
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:27,442
If I'm not 17, I have
to have another baby?
586
00:23:27,442 --> 00:23:29,085
That doesn't even make any sense.
587
00:23:31,378 --> 00:23:33,337
Well, what am I supposed to do?
588
00:23:35,156 --> 00:23:36,925
God. Fuckin' Missouri.
589
00:23:36,926 --> 00:23:39,970
[MELLOW MUSIC]
590
00:23:39,971 --> 00:23:44,099
♪♪♪
591
00:23:46,894 --> 00:23:48,354
That's his truck.
592
00:23:48,355 --> 00:23:51,397
♪♪♪
593
00:23:51,398 --> 00:23:53,317
[CARL] The hell is that
sticking out of the truck?
594
00:23:53,317 --> 00:23:56,737
♪♪♪
595
00:23:56,738 --> 00:23:58,655
[LIP] I think it's Michael Jordan's arm.
596
00:23:58,656 --> 00:24:00,365
[YOUENS] United Center?
597
00:24:00,366 --> 00:24:02,273
You got to be fucking kidding me.
598
00:24:03,161 --> 00:24:04,788
Apparently he looted a bakery.
599
00:24:07,749 --> 00:24:10,250
Okay. Shit's now getting dark.
600
00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:12,252
What are we gonna find next, a body?
601
00:24:12,253 --> 00:24:13,920
Why do you even care about this dude?
602
00:24:13,921 --> 00:24:14,963
He's a psycho.
603
00:24:14,964 --> 00:24:16,423
Done worse.
604
00:24:18,009 --> 00:24:20,009
Oh, it's extensions, see?
605
00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:21,794
So? What does that even mean?
606
00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,263
It's like a goddamn puzzle.
607
00:24:23,265 --> 00:24:24,682
It means he's a drunk.
608
00:24:24,682 --> 00:24:25,891
Come on, help me get the arm.
609
00:24:25,892 --> 00:24:27,684
Why?
610
00:24:27,685 --> 00:24:29,569
'Cause if Bulls fans
find it in Brad's truck,
611
00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:31,020
they're gonna skin him alive.
612
00:24:31,021 --> 00:24:32,402
Come on.
613
00:24:32,403 --> 00:24:34,525
[YOUENS] What the hell are
you gonna do with it?
614
00:24:34,526 --> 00:24:36,609
Oh, it weighs like 1,000 pounds.
615
00:24:36,611 --> 00:24:38,237
Yeah, I know.
616
00:24:38,238 --> 00:24:42,365
♪♪♪
617
00:24:42,366 --> 00:24:45,160
[TIMER TICKING]
618
00:24:45,161 --> 00:24:49,290
♪♪♪
619
00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:54,336
Excuse me, ma'am? Would
you please help me?
620
00:24:54,336 --> 00:24:56,588
I made a mistake and I'm trying
to take responsibility for it.
621
00:24:56,589 --> 00:24:57,984
I had a little bit too much to drink,
622
00:24:57,986 --> 00:24:59,633
and I didn't use any protection.
623
00:24:59,634 --> 00:25:01,509
Would you be so kind as to buy
me the morning after pill?
624
00:25:01,510 --> 00:25:03,386
- Of course.
- Really?
625
00:25:03,387 --> 00:25:05,306
I really appreciate that.
626
00:25:05,307 --> 00:25:06,390
Thank you.
627
00:25:06,391 --> 00:25:07,698
Sisters gotta stick together.
628
00:25:07,699 --> 00:25:09,644
[TIMER TICKING]
629
00:25:18,028 --> 00:25:19,112
[SIGHS]
630
00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:23,031
Have you guys ever experimented?
631
00:25:23,032 --> 00:25:24,878
Like in chemistry class?
632
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,731
- I took shop.
- Me too.
633
00:25:26,732 --> 00:25:28,369
No, not a chemistry experiment.
634
00:25:28,371 --> 00:25:29,657
But, like, you know...
635
00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:32,340
sexually?
636
00:25:34,001 --> 00:25:35,251
No.
637
00:25:35,252 --> 00:25:36,753
Nope.
638
00:25:36,755 --> 00:25:39,680
Oh, you mean like rolling her over?
639
00:25:42,647 --> 00:25:44,691
No. Forget it.
640
00:25:51,769 --> 00:25:54,688
[TOMMY] [LAUGHS] Jesus!
641
00:25:54,689 --> 00:25:56,606
Who died?
642
00:25:56,607 --> 00:26:00,568
Gotta look sharp for my Employee
of the Month portrait session.
643
00:26:00,569 --> 00:26:03,614
Just another rung up the ladder, boys.
644
00:26:03,615 --> 00:26:07,148
Dress for the job you want,
not for the job you have.
645
00:26:08,327 --> 00:26:10,287
[PHONE BEEPING]
646
00:26:10,288 --> 00:26:11,954
[BABY COOS]
647
00:26:11,955 --> 00:26:13,707
- Hey.
- Oh, hi, Franny.
648
00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:16,335
Good morning. How are you? It's Mommy.
649
00:26:16,336 --> 00:26:17,980
I'll be back in just a few minutes.
650
00:26:19,086 --> 00:26:20,201
Oh, sweetie.
651
00:26:20,201 --> 00:26:22,132
I know someday you may
want a brother or sister,
652
00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:23,886
but... right now I need to make sure
653
00:26:23,887 --> 00:26:26,060
I can finish welding school
so I can get a sweet job
654
00:26:26,061 --> 00:26:27,846
and we can get a house,
655
00:26:27,846 --> 00:26:29,529
a yard, and a swing set...
656
00:26:29,530 --> 00:26:31,599
how about that? Wouldn't that be fun?
657
00:26:31,601 --> 00:26:33,070
But right now if I had another baby,
658
00:26:33,072 --> 00:26:34,811
that would be a really big disaster.
659
00:26:34,813 --> 00:26:36,521
Hey, did you get it?
660
00:26:36,522 --> 00:26:37,815
[TIMER TICKING]
661
00:26:37,816 --> 00:26:39,075
Hey!
662
00:26:40,236 --> 00:26:41,984
Where's my pill?!
663
00:26:41,986 --> 00:26:44,697
- [YELPS]
- No fucking way!
664
00:26:44,698 --> 00:26:46,824
[BOTH SCREAMING]
665
00:26:46,825 --> 00:26:48,659
Give me back my money!
666
00:26:48,660 --> 00:26:50,285
Get off of me!
667
00:26:50,286 --> 00:26:52,203
You slut!
668
00:26:52,204 --> 00:26:53,737
[FRANNY] Mama.
669
00:26:58,631 --> 00:26:59,711
Damn.
670
00:27:00,632 --> 00:27:01,743
Hey.
671
00:27:04,843 --> 00:27:07,219
You are so beautiful.
672
00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:10,431
[LAUGHS] Thanks.
673
00:27:10,432 --> 00:27:11,973
You know what I just realized?
674
00:27:12,635 --> 00:27:14,308
Is something wrong?
675
00:27:14,309 --> 00:27:16,769
If I were gay, I would be all over you.
676
00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:19,272
You're gorgeous, and I
already love you, but...
677
00:27:20,163 --> 00:27:22,442
I'm just not interested in your vagina.
678
00:27:22,443 --> 00:27:25,028
And that tells me that
I'm not a lesbian.
679
00:27:25,028 --> 00:27:26,185
Simple logic.
680
00:27:26,627 --> 00:27:28,980
Does this have anything to
do with the Russian invasion
681
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,201
of your pussoir again?
682
00:27:31,201 --> 00:27:34,246
There's something about that
angry bitch that gets me off
683
00:27:34,247 --> 00:27:37,115
even when I want to stab her
with a rusty carving knife.
684
00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:38,835
It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
685
00:27:39,711 --> 00:27:42,263
You like it when she bosses you around.
686
00:27:42,265 --> 00:27:44,506
I do not like it. It pisses me off.
687
00:27:44,507 --> 00:27:46,171
Well, it doesn't piss off your vagina.
688
00:27:46,778 --> 00:27:49,345
V, you like to be dominated.
689
00:27:49,346 --> 00:27:51,806
Dominated? Have you met me?
690
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,135
I brought you the schedule.
691
00:28:01,732 --> 00:28:05,193
Melody can't do Wednesdays
'cause of her mom's chemo,
692
00:28:05,194 --> 00:28:07,820
and Sierra can't do Saturday mornings
693
00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:09,239
'cause of Lucas's T-ball,
694
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,782
so switch those and they're good.
695
00:28:12,285 --> 00:28:15,412
This is the most fucked
up place I've ever seen.
696
00:28:15,413 --> 00:28:17,580
So the old lady died?
697
00:28:17,582 --> 00:28:19,280
Her name was Helen.
698
00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:22,794
Her husband got killed in Vietnam.
699
00:28:22,795 --> 00:28:24,838
Look.
700
00:28:27,509 --> 00:28:28,752
She was pregnant.
701
00:28:29,594 --> 00:28:31,094
See?
702
00:28:31,095 --> 00:28:32,931
It was a little girl.
703
00:28:33,972 --> 00:28:35,141
[CHUCKLES]
704
00:28:36,768 --> 00:28:38,559
They got married just down the block
705
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,729
right before he shipped out.
706
00:28:41,230 --> 00:28:44,191
May 12th, 1972.
707
00:28:44,192 --> 00:28:46,277
New Covenant Baptist Church.
708
00:28:49,197 --> 00:28:51,025
I mean, that could be me, V.
709
00:28:51,673 --> 00:28:54,325
An old lady, dying alone.
710
00:28:54,952 --> 00:28:57,768
Nothing but purple
clothes in the closet.
711
00:28:57,769 --> 00:28:59,205
Nope.
712
00:28:59,207 --> 00:29:00,874
You're not gettin' rid of me.
713
00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:02,662
And I will never let you wear purple.
714
00:29:02,663 --> 00:29:04,961
[CHUCKLES]
715
00:29:04,962 --> 00:29:07,317
Quit screwing around and
clean this shit out.
716
00:29:09,342 --> 00:29:11,792
Dominated? Really?
717
00:29:12,590 --> 00:29:14,443
Do you have a better explanation?
718
00:29:15,765 --> 00:29:17,807
[DRIVING ROCK MUSIC]
719
00:29:17,808 --> 00:29:21,019
♪♪♪
720
00:29:21,019 --> 00:29:22,019
[FRANK WHISTLES]
721
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:27,943
♪♪♪
722
00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:42,833
The lesson here
723
00:29:42,834 --> 00:29:44,375
is that in America,
724
00:29:44,376 --> 00:29:46,836
if you keep your head
down and work hard,
725
00:29:46,837 --> 00:29:48,463
you will be rewarded.
726
00:29:50,508 --> 00:29:51,883
Hm.
727
00:29:51,884 --> 00:29:52,884
Come on up.
728
00:30:08,071 --> 00:30:09,598
Does it have Bluetooth?
729
00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:14,155
Crank it.
730
00:30:14,156 --> 00:30:16,866
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS]
731
00:30:16,867 --> 00:30:18,192
Let's ride.
732
00:30:18,192 --> 00:30:22,999
♪♪♪
733
00:30:24,434 --> 00:30:25,733
- Whore!
- Redneck!
734
00:30:25,734 --> 00:30:26,950
- Baby killer!
- Fuckin' thief!
735
00:30:26,951 --> 00:30:29,535
How would you like it if somebody
scraped you of their vagina?!
736
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:30,603
Oh, I would be fuckin' fine with it...
737
00:30:30,604 --> 00:30:31,655
How would you like that?!
738
00:30:31,656 --> 00:30:33,204
Because it would mean I'd never
met a stupid cunt like you
739
00:30:33,205 --> 00:30:35,875
who thinks she knows what to do
with other people's uteruses!
740
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:38,387
One of these bitches better
make bail before dark
741
00:30:38,388 --> 00:30:39,890
or it's gonna be a long damn night.
742
00:30:39,891 --> 00:30:41,807
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
743
00:30:41,808 --> 00:30:44,060
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY]
744
00:30:44,061 --> 00:30:49,983
♪♪♪
745
00:30:59,884 --> 00:31:01,289
If you want to experiment,
746
00:31:01,290 --> 00:31:03,116
you should do so with
experienced teacher.
747
00:31:03,117 --> 00:31:04,998
Yeah, maybe, but I just
don't feel very gay.
748
00:31:04,999 --> 00:31:06,797
Man, woman... What
difference does it make
749
00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:08,433
if you get pleasure?
750
00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:10,961
A cock is nothing more
than a deformed clitoris.
751
00:31:10,962 --> 00:31:13,589
♪♪♪
752
00:31:13,590 --> 00:31:14,840
I don't have very good gay-dar.
753
00:31:14,842 --> 00:31:15,920
I wouldn't know where to look.
754
00:31:15,921 --> 00:31:18,366
Do not look past the
trees to the forest.
755
00:31:18,367 --> 00:31:19,846
What the hell does that mean?
756
00:31:19,846 --> 00:31:21,425
Is that some Russian
proverb or something?
757
00:31:21,426 --> 00:31:23,262
'Cause it's very confusing
and not helping.
758
00:31:23,263 --> 00:31:26,019
♪♪♪
759
00:31:26,019 --> 00:31:28,020
Hm?
760
00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:29,522
What?
761
00:31:29,523 --> 00:31:31,982
- Don Wessel's kid?
- Mmm.
762
00:31:31,983 --> 00:31:34,778
He was first team all-city
linebacker a few years ago.
763
00:31:34,778 --> 00:31:39,701
♪♪♪
764
00:31:45,789 --> 00:31:47,209
Oh, my God.
765
00:31:48,084 --> 00:31:50,252
Grandma said she was crazy, but...
766
00:31:52,171 --> 00:31:53,221
wow.
767
00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:56,519
Hi. I'm Fiona.
768
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,971
Are you her daughter?
769
00:31:57,972 --> 00:31:59,635
No, I'm her niece.
770
00:31:59,636 --> 00:32:01,471
Her daughter's been dead for years.
771
00:32:01,471 --> 00:32:03,255
I was Helen's landlady.
772
00:32:03,654 --> 00:32:06,189
Sylvie. The police called.
773
00:32:06,644 --> 00:32:08,811
I'm her only relative, I guess.
774
00:32:08,813 --> 00:32:10,053
You didn't know her?
775
00:32:10,054 --> 00:32:11,512
No. Not really.
776
00:32:12,482 --> 00:32:14,665
- Huh.
- Ugh, this is awful.
777
00:32:15,444 --> 00:32:18,696
Yeah. She was alone
here for a long time.
778
00:32:18,698 --> 00:32:20,338
Except for this little guy.
779
00:32:21,491 --> 00:32:23,160
[CHUCKLES]
780
00:32:23,161 --> 00:32:25,828
She hadn't spoken to
the family for years.
781
00:32:25,829 --> 00:32:27,455
Any idea why?
782
00:32:27,457 --> 00:32:29,597
Her and Grandma fought about something.
783
00:32:30,542 --> 00:32:32,000
Strange, huh?
784
00:32:32,001 --> 00:32:33,755
Whole life, no forgiveness.
785
00:32:36,343 --> 00:32:37,715
Yeah, that's a shame.
786
00:32:38,383 --> 00:32:40,449
So I'm the lucky heir to all of this?
787
00:32:40,450 --> 00:32:41,965
Lucky you.
788
00:32:41,967 --> 00:32:44,181
I'll leave you to look through it all.
789
00:32:44,182 --> 00:32:46,182
It just looks like a bunch of garbage.
790
00:32:46,183 --> 00:32:47,713
Well, I did find a few photos...
791
00:32:47,714 --> 00:32:50,826
I'm gonna call my husband.
Bring in some reinforcements.
792
00:32:52,022 --> 00:32:53,522
Okay.
793
00:32:53,523 --> 00:32:54,816
[DOG WHIMPERING]
794
00:32:54,817 --> 00:32:56,692
Ah, you gotta stay here, okay?
795
00:32:57,547 --> 00:33:00,060
Animal control is gonna
come for her dog.
796
00:33:02,115 --> 00:33:03,784
[MAN] Hi, thanks for calling.
797
00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:05,433
I'm not able to answer
my phone right now.
798
00:33:05,434 --> 00:33:08,204
[HIP-HOP BOOMING FROM CAR]
799
00:33:08,205 --> 00:33:09,538
♪♪♪
800
00:33:09,539 --> 00:33:10,915
Son...
801
00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:14,002
♪♪♪
802
00:33:15,003 --> 00:33:17,143
What say we pick up some hos?
803
00:33:19,549 --> 00:33:21,218
Apparently civilization has reached
804
00:33:21,219 --> 00:33:23,220
a new low water mark, Dominique.
805
00:33:23,221 --> 00:33:27,015
Last night, a vandal severed
the arm of Michael Jordan.
806
00:33:27,016 --> 00:33:30,559
That's right, Chicago's greatest
hero has been mutilated,
807
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,355
no doubt by some crazed Celtics fan.
808
00:33:33,355 --> 00:33:34,855
Hey.
809
00:33:34,856 --> 00:33:36,548
Uh, you remember a guy that might've
810
00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:37,983
accidentally taken these?
811
00:33:37,984 --> 00:33:40,237
I remember drunk assholes.
812
00:33:40,238 --> 00:33:42,239
There was more than one asshole?
813
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,790
He and his girlfriend
were in here all night.
814
00:33:45,701 --> 00:33:47,243
His girlfriend?
815
00:33:47,244 --> 00:33:48,662
Said they wanted maple bars.
816
00:33:48,663 --> 00:33:51,455
I didn't have maple bars,
so they went crazy.
817
00:33:51,457 --> 00:33:54,454
I wasn't gonna fight some drunk
over some doughnuts, you know?
818
00:33:54,455 --> 00:33:56,419
- Right, yeah.
- Then they come back.
819
00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:57,878
Said he felt bad.
820
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,923
Gives me $2 while Little Miss Shit-Faced
821
00:33:59,923 --> 00:34:03,259
says she has to pee, only
she goes in the wrong door.
822
00:34:03,260 --> 00:34:05,929
So I tell him, "Your
girlfriend's in the back."
823
00:34:05,930 --> 00:34:07,430
Next thing I hear,
824
00:34:07,431 --> 00:34:08,764
they're screaming like animals,
825
00:34:08,766 --> 00:34:10,851
and he's running out the
door with her hair.
826
00:34:13,896 --> 00:34:15,481
What happened to the girl?
827
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,199
[GROANING]
828
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:27,492
Jesus.
829
00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:37,878
- Hey.
- [MOANS]
830
00:34:37,878 --> 00:34:41,297
- Are you okay?
- Ow.
831
00:34:41,298 --> 00:34:42,507
Shit.
832
00:34:46,137 --> 00:34:48,221
Fuckin' Brad.
833
00:34:48,222 --> 00:34:51,606
Those extensions cost me $300.
834
00:34:55,021 --> 00:34:57,387
Cami's not gonna take
him back. He's gone.
835
00:34:58,148 --> 00:34:59,190
You don't know that.
836
00:34:59,623 --> 00:35:03,027
You're fooling yourself.
You can't save everybody.
837
00:35:03,028 --> 00:35:04,362
I'm not trying to save everybody,
838
00:35:04,362 --> 00:35:06,239
I'm trying to help my friend.
839
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:07,782
This is the way the world is, Lip.
840
00:35:07,782 --> 00:35:09,742
- You live long enough...
- You need to walk away.
841
00:35:09,744 --> 00:35:12,244
- All right?
- His sobriety is not yours.
842
00:35:12,246 --> 00:35:14,706
This codependent shit's
gonna drag you down, too.
843
00:35:14,706 --> 00:35:16,501
What, like I'm not already down?
844
00:35:16,961 --> 00:35:19,742
Like my life isn't a
complete fucking waste?
845
00:35:21,005 --> 00:35:22,255
Look, if Brad can't make it,
846
00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:23,882
how am I supposed to, huh?
847
00:35:24,661 --> 00:35:27,219
You think you're so smart,
you old drunk prick?
848
00:35:27,219 --> 00:35:30,836
How the fuck am I supposed
to make it if Brad can't?!
849
00:35:47,030 --> 00:35:48,030
Leave.
850
00:35:51,494 --> 00:35:52,976
You got no faith?
851
00:35:53,608 --> 00:35:54,911
That's on you.
852
00:35:56,039 --> 00:35:57,572
But I'm doing this.
853
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,043
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
854
00:36:01,045 --> 00:36:05,925
♪♪♪
855
00:36:21,815 --> 00:36:22,827
Listen, um...
856
00:36:23,842 --> 00:36:26,112
you have any idea where Brad is?
857
00:36:28,572 --> 00:36:31,615
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
858
00:36:31,617 --> 00:36:36,454
♪♪♪
859
00:36:52,262 --> 00:36:54,389
Hi.
860
00:36:56,599 --> 00:36:57,909
Got a minute?
861
00:36:57,911 --> 00:36:59,317
Not really.
862
00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:02,105
We're short-handed today. Sue's out.
863
00:37:02,106 --> 00:37:05,692
Ian... I don't want us to fight anymore.
864
00:37:05,693 --> 00:37:06,985
Who's fighting?
865
00:37:08,653 --> 00:37:10,195
You do know that I didn't realize
866
00:37:10,197 --> 00:37:11,719
it was your shelter, right?
867
00:37:11,721 --> 00:37:13,449
What difference does that make?
868
00:37:13,451 --> 00:37:15,858
I just want to put it behind us.
869
00:37:16,425 --> 00:37:18,068
Do what you gotta do.
870
00:37:18,621 --> 00:37:21,123
Hey. We're family.
871
00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:23,016
Come on, there's nothing
more important than that.
872
00:37:24,516 --> 00:37:26,003
There is to you.
873
00:37:26,005 --> 00:37:27,547
What's that supposed to mean?
874
00:37:27,547 --> 00:37:28,855
Money.
875
00:37:30,050 --> 00:37:31,802
That is so unfair.
876
00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:35,179
If I had known that it was
you trying to buy it,
877
00:37:35,181 --> 00:37:37,211
I would've come to you
first to talk about it.
878
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:38,891
Still would've made the same mistake.
879
00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:40,476
So what?
880
00:37:40,478 --> 00:37:42,478
- I didn't make a mistake.
- Right.
881
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,648
Because what's good for
Fiona can't be a mistake.
882
00:37:45,648 --> 00:37:46,954
You're wrong.
883
00:37:46,954 --> 00:37:49,655
Bunch of kids with nothing
just needed a place to sleep.
884
00:37:49,655 --> 00:37:51,528
But you getting rich is
more important than that.
885
00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:52,695
- Getting rich?
- Yeah.
886
00:37:52,695 --> 00:37:54,532
I'm barely scraping by!
887
00:37:54,532 --> 00:37:57,634
I've been cleaning a dead body
out of an apartment all day!
888
00:37:57,635 --> 00:38:00,204
Your moral compass is
seriously fucked up.
889
00:38:00,206 --> 00:38:01,797
Moral compass?
890
00:38:01,797 --> 00:38:04,463
I've been working my ass off
trying to make a life for myself
891
00:38:04,465 --> 00:38:06,251
and you turn on me?
892
00:38:06,253 --> 00:38:09,172
For what? A bunch of strangers?
893
00:38:09,172 --> 00:38:11,507
Why should I sacrifice
everything I worked for
894
00:38:11,509 --> 00:38:13,009
just so they can move
into that building?
895
00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:14,471
Because they're helpless,
and you're not!
896
00:38:14,472 --> 00:38:15,751
That's bullshit.
897
00:38:15,751 --> 00:38:18,175
They have just as much of
a chance as I ever had.
898
00:38:18,175 --> 00:38:20,057
The fuck... I'm not
gonna apologize to you
899
00:38:20,059 --> 00:38:22,393
or anybody else for
trying to better myself.
900
00:38:22,394 --> 00:38:23,896
Better all of us.
901
00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:29,806
I don't know who you are anymore.
902
00:38:39,152 --> 00:38:41,199
You should really shave, you know that?
903
00:38:41,199 --> 00:38:43,344
[EXHALES]
904
00:38:43,346 --> 00:38:45,375
Dinner...
905
00:38:45,376 --> 00:38:46,960
is served.
906
00:38:53,050 --> 00:38:54,425
Nice cock.
907
00:38:54,427 --> 00:38:55,753
It'll look even better in your mouth.
908
00:38:55,755 --> 00:38:56,782
Mm.
909
00:38:57,679 --> 00:38:58,931
It's no clitoris.
910
00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:03,298
And it's big in a way that's
hard for me to accept.
911
00:39:03,978 --> 00:39:05,744
I appreciate the Yelp review.
912
00:39:06,396 --> 00:39:07,619
Now could you get started?
913
00:39:11,485 --> 00:39:12,945
[SIGHS]
914
00:39:15,155 --> 00:39:16,155
[EXHALES]
915
00:39:19,117 --> 00:39:20,617
I don't even have a hard-on.
916
00:39:20,619 --> 00:39:22,954
- Bullshit.
- Dude, I swear.
917
00:39:22,954 --> 00:39:24,371
That's impossible.
918
00:39:24,373 --> 00:39:25,664
No, I got nothin'.
919
00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:27,416
No way. It... look at me.
920
00:39:27,418 --> 00:39:29,835
Look at both of us.
We're like Greek gods.
921
00:39:29,836 --> 00:39:31,150
Let me see.
922
00:39:32,630 --> 00:39:34,007
[UNZIPS]
923
00:39:37,427 --> 00:39:39,096
Dude, are you even gay?
924
00:39:41,389 --> 00:39:44,351
No. Apparently not.
925
00:39:48,771 --> 00:39:49,981
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
926
00:40:12,295 --> 00:40:13,463
Hi.
927
00:40:13,463 --> 00:40:16,298
Hey.
928
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:18,552
We'll have this place
cleaned out in a few hours.
929
00:40:19,677 --> 00:40:21,168
Great. Thanks.
930
00:40:21,804 --> 00:40:24,271
I don't suppose there's a
cleaning deposit on it?
931
00:40:24,273 --> 00:40:26,559
Uh, no. Sorry.
932
00:40:28,231 --> 00:40:30,021
Oh, there were, um...
933
00:40:30,021 --> 00:40:32,148
I put a few of her photos
934
00:40:32,148 --> 00:40:34,525
right on top of that
little table right there.
935
00:40:34,527 --> 00:40:36,184
Oh, I didn't see 'em.
936
00:40:37,487 --> 00:40:39,655
You know, we just don't have
room for all of this junk.
937
00:40:39,657 --> 00:40:41,699
Yeah. Of course.
938
00:40:46,664 --> 00:40:49,666
[MELLOW MUSIC]
939
00:40:49,666 --> 00:40:52,710
♪♪♪
940
00:40:52,710 --> 00:40:53,710
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
941
00:40:53,711 --> 00:40:56,838
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
942
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,173
♪♪♪
943
00:40:58,175 --> 00:40:59,634
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
944
00:40:59,635 --> 00:41:01,885
♪ I got my life tied up ♪
945
00:41:01,887 --> 00:41:03,972
♪ Inside ♪
946
00:41:03,972 --> 00:41:07,684
♪ I know just what I'm
after, all right ♪
947
00:41:07,684 --> 00:41:09,978
♪♪♪
948
00:41:09,978 --> 00:41:12,563
♪ Ah, ah ♪
949
00:41:12,565 --> 00:41:13,690
♪♪♪
950
00:41:13,690 --> 00:41:17,360
♪ Ah, ah ♪
951
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,237
It's closed. Let's go.
952
00:41:21,567 --> 00:41:23,199
I'm gonna take a walk around the block.
953
00:41:23,199 --> 00:41:25,704
You know this guy isn't worth it, right?
954
00:41:25,704 --> 00:41:27,333
Just take a minute.
955
00:41:29,914 --> 00:41:32,293
[DISTANT POLICE SIREN]
956
00:41:55,565 --> 00:41:56,608
Hey.
957
00:41:59,126 --> 00:42:00,378
Brad!
958
00:42:02,739 --> 00:42:03,907
- Come on.
- [GRUNTS]
959
00:42:05,242 --> 00:42:06,576
- Hey.
- [MOANS]
960
00:42:06,577 --> 00:42:07,911
[GRUNTS]
961
00:42:09,663 --> 00:42:11,414
[BRAD] No.
962
00:42:11,414 --> 00:42:13,206
I g... I gotta...
963
00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:15,751
I-I wrecked her hair.
964
00:42:15,753 --> 00:42:17,711
I'm waitin' for Wynona.
965
00:42:17,713 --> 00:42:20,088
Yeah, all right, let's just
wait in the car, okay?
966
00:42:20,090 --> 00:42:21,300
Come here.
967
00:42:22,384 --> 00:42:24,385
Wh-what the fuck are you doing?
968
00:42:25,596 --> 00:42:27,429
- I'm taking you home.
- No.
969
00:42:27,431 --> 00:42:29,139
- No, I...
- Easy.
970
00:42:29,141 --> 00:42:30,891
Easy, easy, easy. Easy. Come on.
971
00:42:30,893 --> 00:42:32,934
Just get... all right?
972
00:42:32,936 --> 00:42:34,811
Get in the car, all right?
973
00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:36,563
No. No!
974
00:42:36,565 --> 00:42:38,190
I-I said leave me alone!
975
00:42:38,192 --> 00:42:40,525
Asshole.
976
00:42:40,527 --> 00:42:41,943
Look, I'm not leaving you, all right?
977
00:42:41,945 --> 00:42:43,612
- I'm taking you...
- [SHOUTS]
978
00:42:43,614 --> 00:42:45,284
Ffff...
979
00:42:45,284 --> 00:42:46,784
fuck.
980
00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:57,210
[GRUNTS] Aah!
981
00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:58,210
Argh!
982
00:42:58,211 --> 00:42:59,295
[MOANING]
983
00:43:02,423 --> 00:43:07,001
[REFLECTIVE MUSIC]
984
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:08,429
[DOG WHIMPERS]
985
00:43:08,429 --> 00:43:12,641
♪♪♪
986
00:43:12,643 --> 00:43:14,717
That's the one that eats human flesh?
987
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,481
♪♪♪
988
00:43:18,481 --> 00:43:20,525
Come on, is that necessary?
989
00:43:20,525 --> 00:43:23,233
I've been bit by big and small.
990
00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:24,653
Hurts every time.
991
00:43:24,655 --> 00:43:26,447
♪♪♪
992
00:43:26,447 --> 00:43:28,365
[SIGHS]
993
00:43:28,367 --> 00:43:32,829
♪♪♪
994
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:39,628
♪ Right in front of my eyes ♪
995
00:43:54,351 --> 00:43:56,021
I tried, okay?
996
00:43:56,936 --> 00:43:59,150
But I'm not even part gay.
997
00:43:59,150 --> 00:44:01,262
I'm just a boring hetero dude.
998
00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:03,735
So go ahead, you and Svet
can have your spas-gasms.
999
00:44:03,735 --> 00:44:05,987
I'll just be here on the
couch, jerking off.
1000
00:44:05,987 --> 00:44:08,072
Well, it was brave of you to try.
1001
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:11,724
The truth is, I just wanted
to make you jealous.
1002
00:44:11,726 --> 00:44:12,983
Like I am.
1003
00:44:15,581 --> 00:44:17,916
You don't have to be jealous, babe.
1004
00:44:18,737 --> 00:44:20,485
I think Fiona helped me realize
1005
00:44:20,487 --> 00:44:22,333
what her real power is over me.
1006
00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:23,545
It's not the vagina.
1007
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:27,425
What could be more
powerful than a vagina?
1008
00:44:27,425 --> 00:44:28,746
It's her bitchiness.
1009
00:44:28,748 --> 00:44:31,179
It's not women. It's being dominated.
1010
00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,016
Well, great.
1011
00:44:35,269 --> 00:44:36,893
Maybe I could do that for you.
1012
00:44:36,893 --> 00:44:37,976
You?
1013
00:44:37,978 --> 00:44:39,811
- Sure.
- [LAUGHS]
1014
00:44:40,534 --> 00:44:41,597
Why not?
1015
00:44:42,409 --> 00:44:43,876
What could I do? Just tell me.
1016
00:44:44,429 --> 00:44:45,777
Give me some ideas.
1017
00:44:45,777 --> 00:44:47,967
I'll try anything you ask.
I'm yours to command.
1018
00:44:47,969 --> 00:44:51,231
Just tell me... how to dominate you.
1019
00:44:51,231 --> 00:44:53,242
I think you're missing the point, babe.
1020
00:44:53,242 --> 00:44:55,077
[BABY CRYING]
1021
00:44:55,077 --> 00:44:56,559
All right, I'll go.
1022
00:44:56,559 --> 00:44:58,079
I'll be right back
1023
00:44:58,081 --> 00:45:00,378
and boss you around, okay?
1024
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,920
[FUNKY MUSIC]
1025
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:09,842
♪♪♪
1026
00:45:12,875 --> 00:45:14,601
Who let me be a father?
1027
00:45:15,641 --> 00:45:18,806
That kid is so screwed
having me as an old man.
1028
00:45:21,016 --> 00:45:23,137
Everyone's old man is an asshole.
1029
00:45:24,775 --> 00:45:26,288
You're not special.
1030
00:45:28,110 --> 00:45:30,155
Tell me I didn't fuck Yoli.
1031
00:45:32,282 --> 00:45:34,192
[SIGHS]
1032
00:45:34,193 --> 00:45:35,791
I can't go back.
1033
00:45:35,791 --> 00:45:37,411
I can't face Cami.
1034
00:45:39,315 --> 00:45:41,152
They're better off without me.
1035
00:45:43,322 --> 00:45:44,538
Drink your coffee.
1036
00:45:45,592 --> 00:45:47,304
I just don't have it, man.
1037
00:45:48,867 --> 00:45:50,664
I don't have the strength.
1038
00:45:52,813 --> 00:45:54,360
Let me go. Just...
1039
00:45:55,117 --> 00:45:56,286
let me go.
1040
00:46:02,907 --> 00:46:04,157
Look at me.
1041
00:46:06,134 --> 00:46:07,817
You think you're such a fuckup?
1042
00:46:07,818 --> 00:46:09,016
You got everything, man.
1043
00:46:09,018 --> 00:46:11,362
Everything that matters, you've got.
1044
00:46:11,362 --> 00:46:13,114
You think that was an accident?
1045
00:46:13,114 --> 00:46:15,199
You built that family.
1046
00:46:15,199 --> 00:46:17,994
Right? You built that business.
1047
00:46:17,994 --> 00:46:20,637
Hard work. Recovery every day.
1048
00:46:20,639 --> 00:46:23,478
You have a life. You have
people that love you.
1049
00:46:24,027 --> 00:46:25,260
'Cause you deserve it.
1050
00:46:28,755 --> 00:46:31,632
So shut the hell up, you whiny bitch.
1051
00:46:31,632 --> 00:46:32,925
Drink your coffee.
1052
00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:38,920
And then you're gonna start over.
1053
00:46:49,032 --> 00:46:51,110
I hurt my hand on your fuckin' ribs.
1054
00:46:51,110 --> 00:46:53,945
Yeah. I think you
might've broke one, too.
1055
00:46:53,947 --> 00:46:56,489
Good, asshole. I owe you.
1056
00:46:56,490 --> 00:46:57,742
[SCOFFS]
1057
00:46:57,742 --> 00:46:59,201
[WOMAN] Hey. Hey, turn that up.
1058
00:46:59,202 --> 00:47:01,001
[NEWSCASTER] And the search
1059
00:47:01,001 --> 00:47:03,164
for the most hated man
in Chicago continues,
1060
00:47:03,164 --> 00:47:05,498
as the fate of the Michael
Jordan statue's arm
1061
00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:07,710
remains a mystery.
1062
00:47:07,710 --> 00:47:10,960
Somebody cut off the arm of
the Michael Jordan statue?
1063
00:47:11,797 --> 00:47:14,472
What kind of asshole would
do something like that?
1064
00:47:18,889 --> 00:47:20,132
No.
1065
00:47:21,266 --> 00:47:23,309
No way.
1066
00:47:23,309 --> 00:47:26,007
It's just 'cause I... I
love him so much, man.
1067
00:47:27,532 --> 00:47:29,106
What did I do with it?
1068
00:47:29,106 --> 00:47:30,661
Because, you know...
1069
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,110
I-I'll be burned at the
stake if people find out.
1070
00:47:34,112 --> 00:47:35,679
It's taken care of.
1071
00:47:36,739 --> 00:47:39,784
[DRIVING ROCK MUSIC]
1072
00:47:39,784 --> 00:47:44,706
♪♪♪
1073
00:47:53,297 --> 00:47:55,132
[TIMER TICKING]
1074
00:47:58,791 --> 00:47:59,960
Lady?
1075
00:48:01,139 --> 00:48:02,139
What?
1076
00:48:03,726 --> 00:48:06,518
- Do you have any kids?
- No.
1077
00:48:06,518 --> 00:48:08,043
You didn't want any?
1078
00:48:10,606 --> 00:48:11,606
I can't.
1079
00:48:13,985 --> 00:48:15,110
Sorry.
1080
00:48:15,112 --> 00:48:16,487
Go to hell.
1081
00:48:17,244 --> 00:48:19,280
There's a gay guy, a black dude,
1082
00:48:19,282 --> 00:48:21,918
and a terrorist with a
baby here to bail you out.
1083
00:48:22,952 --> 00:48:24,871
[MIA] Let your baby live!
1084
00:48:27,289 --> 00:48:28,791
- Hi, Franny!
- There's your mommy.
1085
00:48:28,791 --> 00:48:29,983
Thank you.
1086
00:48:33,130 --> 00:48:35,505
There you go.
1087
00:48:35,507 --> 00:48:37,215
You're the best, Frank.
1088
00:48:37,217 --> 00:48:39,885
And congratulations on
Employee of the Month.
1089
00:48:39,885 --> 00:48:42,137
Can't imagine why it took so long.
1090
00:48:42,139 --> 00:48:43,847
[BOTH LAUGH]
1091
00:48:43,849 --> 00:48:45,516
Frank Gallagher?
1092
00:48:45,516 --> 00:48:46,726
Chuck Hartley.
1093
00:48:46,726 --> 00:48:47,726
From corporate.
1094
00:48:47,728 --> 00:48:48,769
Oh!
1095
00:48:48,771 --> 00:48:50,987
A pleasure to meet one of the elite.
1096
00:48:50,987 --> 00:48:53,168
Can we talk for a minute
in Mr. Singh's office?
1097
00:48:53,168 --> 00:48:54,288
Sure.
1098
00:48:54,289 --> 00:48:55,900
[MAN OVER PA] Go to the loading dock.
1099
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,612
Go to the loading dock, please.
1100
00:49:00,251 --> 00:49:01,824
Adeeb's not joining us?
1101
00:49:01,824 --> 00:49:04,284
I'm-I'm sorry to say no.
1102
00:49:04,284 --> 00:49:07,663
Um... [SIGHS]
1103
00:49:07,664 --> 00:49:10,583
Mr. Singh was let go yesterday.
1104
00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:11,583
[SIGHS]
1105
00:49:12,626 --> 00:49:15,670
Chuck, if I may, this
is not easy for me.
1106
00:49:15,672 --> 00:49:19,161
Adeeb was a dear friend
as well as a colleague.
1107
00:49:19,163 --> 00:49:20,550
He took a chance on me.
1108
00:49:20,552 --> 00:49:22,523
In a way, he gave me a new life.
1109
00:49:22,525 --> 00:49:24,496
He was first-rate, all right.
1110
00:49:24,496 --> 00:49:26,630
So you can understand that...
1111
00:49:27,309 --> 00:49:28,907
though I am flattered...
1112
00:49:29,949 --> 00:49:32,353
and yes, ready to step into his place,
1113
00:49:32,355 --> 00:49:34,679
I do it with a heavy heart.
1114
00:49:34,679 --> 00:49:38,027
I'd thought it would be a
while before I replaced him.
1115
00:49:38,027 --> 00:49:39,987
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
1116
00:49:39,987 --> 00:49:41,489
Frank...
1117
00:49:41,489 --> 00:49:43,407
you have the wrong idea.
1118
00:49:44,409 --> 00:49:45,536
Oh.
1119
00:49:45,536 --> 00:49:46,936
Is that so?
1120
00:49:46,936 --> 00:49:49,134
Well, if this is a, uh...
1121
00:49:49,873 --> 00:49:52,090
a move to corporate...
1122
00:49:52,092 --> 00:49:53,876
I'm here to let you go, too.
1123
00:49:54,628 --> 00:49:55,711
What?
1124
00:49:58,882 --> 00:50:00,673
Today is your last day.
1125
00:50:00,675 --> 00:50:01,987
I-I don't understand.
1126
00:50:01,989 --> 00:50:05,054
I'm Employee of the Month.
What did I do wrong?
1127
00:50:05,054 --> 00:50:07,530
Oh, my gosh. Nothing.
1128
00:50:08,735 --> 00:50:10,226
Nothing at all.
1129
00:50:10,226 --> 00:50:12,521
You were the model employee.
1130
00:50:14,568 --> 00:50:18,067
Corporate is shutting down the store.
1131
00:50:18,068 --> 00:50:21,688
Half the stores in the
country, actually.
1132
00:50:22,405 --> 00:50:24,989
See, the Internet gutted us,
1133
00:50:24,990 --> 00:50:28,827
like a... an alien popping
out of our stomachs
1134
00:50:28,829 --> 00:50:30,621
and eating our brains.
1135
00:50:34,041 --> 00:50:36,085
I'm working my way across the country
1136
00:50:36,085 --> 00:50:37,628
like the Angel of Death.
1137
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,715
And once I finish burying Spokane,
1138
00:50:42,717 --> 00:50:44,945
there'll only be one man left to fire.
1139
00:50:44,947 --> 00:50:46,221
Who's that?
1140
00:50:47,523 --> 00:50:48,900
Myself.
1141
00:50:56,188 --> 00:50:57,815
I wish you luck, my friend.
1142
00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:00,608
Thank you, Chuck.
1143
00:51:00,610 --> 00:51:03,653
But men like us... We land on our feet.
1144
00:51:03,655 --> 00:51:06,603
We're diligent, dependable, honest.
1145
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:09,869
We got gumption, can-do spirit.
1146
00:51:09,869 --> 00:51:11,922
Temporary setback at best.
1147
00:51:13,331 --> 00:51:14,331
Right.
1148
00:51:22,885 --> 00:51:24,844
[TIMER TICKING]
1149
00:51:26,514 --> 00:51:28,800
Dang it! Ah, we're running out of time!
1150
00:51:29,467 --> 00:51:30,853
I got this.
1151
00:51:32,266 --> 00:51:34,143
[DAVEY] I'll get the pills.
1152
00:51:34,143 --> 00:51:35,945
Allah 'akbar!
1153
00:51:35,947 --> 00:51:37,896
[OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]
1154
00:51:37,898 --> 00:51:39,416
[WOMAN] Seriously?!
1155
00:51:39,418 --> 00:51:41,358
Allah 'akbar!
1156
00:51:41,358 --> 00:51:43,610
Allah!
1157
00:51:43,612 --> 00:51:44,987
[OVERLAPPING SCREAMS]
1158
00:51:44,987 --> 00:51:47,989
[MAN] Come on, let's go!
1159
00:51:47,990 --> 00:51:49,909
Can I have the morning
after pill, please?
1160
00:51:49,909 --> 00:51:52,952
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
1161
00:51:52,954 --> 00:51:57,833
♪♪♪
1162
00:52:21,934 --> 00:52:23,143
What do you think?
1163
00:52:26,862 --> 00:52:28,030
[WHISPERING] What do you think?
1164
00:52:28,030 --> 00:52:29,364
[LAUGHS] Oh!
1165
00:52:29,365 --> 00:52:31,449
Not a chance, pal.
1166
00:52:31,451 --> 00:52:35,371
♪♪♪
1167
00:52:35,371 --> 00:52:36,371
[CHUCKLES]
1168
00:52:36,373 --> 00:52:42,295
♪♪♪
1169
00:53:07,152 --> 00:53:09,280
[CRYING]
1170
00:53:13,659 --> 00:53:16,744
[LAID-BACK ROCK MUSIC]
1171
00:53:16,746 --> 00:53:21,333
♪♪♪
1172
00:53:21,333 --> 00:53:24,217
Ladies and gentlemen, do
you believe in miracles?
1173
00:53:24,217 --> 00:53:26,260
Because the city of Chicago woke to find
1174
00:53:26,260 --> 00:53:28,673
the lost dunking arm of Michael Jordan
1175
00:53:28,675 --> 00:53:30,425
has reappeared,
1176
00:53:30,427 --> 00:53:32,344
now planted at Ping Tom Park...
1177
00:53:32,344 --> 00:53:34,989
Or as the citizens of
Chicago are demanding,
1178
00:53:34,990 --> 00:53:37,273
"His Airness Memorial Park."
1179
00:53:37,273 --> 00:53:39,768
MJ's arm reaches majestically
1180
00:53:39,768 --> 00:53:42,438
and eternally to the heavens.
1181
00:53:42,438 --> 00:53:44,481
What could be more fitting?
1182
00:53:44,481 --> 00:53:46,286
John, back to you.
1183
00:53:46,288 --> 00:53:52,288
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