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Previously on AMC's "preacher"...

What's your name, boy?

Jesse...

Custer.

You like her.

Of course I like her. She's me friend.

Take her.

It's what we do.

There is a back door.

I've learned a lot about you over the past few days.

You're the right man for the job

and the job is right for you.

The Messiah?

I have to do this.

Hey, get off.

Get o...

Hey! hey!

I said scoot, didn't I? Go!

Shoo!

Oh, my goodness, you're adorable.

Is this the right place? Probably.

My cat ran off... Dusty?

He hasn't been back in five nights,

which is not like him, you know?

Not like him at all.

Uncharacteristic.

Very uncharacteristic.

And I was told about a lady here...

Might be able to help track him down for me?

Madame L'Angelle is a world-renowned spiritist,

diviner, mistress of the pyramids.

She sees through walls,

'round corners,

into human hearts.

She'll find your cat.

I hope so.

He's not an outdoor cat, you know?

So I'm worried that he might be...

Parking is $8.

Sorry. right.

You can park out by the slave quarters.

Occult room's in the big house. Gator tours on the hour.

Gift shop closes at 5:00.

Welcome to Angelville.

Welcome to Angelville,

where the magic of the south comes to life.

Spare me the carny talk.

I'm here for the tombs.

T-tombs...

I... I don't know what that is.

Come on, little man.

I got money.

I want to see some blood.

I honestly don't know what...

Maybe you should ask over at the Boyd place across the way?

They're into all sortsa shady stuff...

Officer.

L'Angelle scum!

Hey, T.C.

Hey, Jody.

What took you guys so long?

I was halfway ready to eat that stupid chicken.

Anyway, thanks.

Afternoon will probably pick up.

What?

What? that's it. I swear.

Son of a...

Sorry to bother you, but, uh...

I don't know if you can, but please?

Everything has a price.

You understand?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, no. I am sorry.

They are assembling now, Messiah.

Don't call me that.

I still don't understand...

We have to start somewhere...

Build you up, introduce you to the world.

And this? Your speech has been focus-grouped multiple times.

I wrote the last draft myself.

I can tell.

I know messiahs,

how they begin, how they rise.

I know what makes them work.

And this...

Is how they start.

A cape?

An 11th-century Flemish fencing cloak

with gold appliquã©.

You see? Gives a sense of authority.

I don't give a shit.

I'm not wearing that.

Shall I save seats for your friends?

They're not comin'.

Oh.

Well, it's a packed house in there already.

Awesome!

Quiet!

Give me that.

We have a special guest today...

Someone who is apparently quite holy.

And if you're good,

he will perform... Or so I'm told...

A miracle for us.

Is it god?

No!

Uh...

But close.

Preacher?

Hey.

"Look around."

The world has fallen into confusion and decay.

Murder, rape...

Sedition, incest,

"lesbianism"...

"but I have a power"...

"a power to make things better."

Let me ask you a question... If you had a power

that could make anyone do whatever you said,

"what would you do with it?"

Get my fart machine back!

Quiet!

You're never getting that disgusting thing back.

Ever!

Hey, kids, you want to see a miracle?

Me! I do!

It's the Armenians! The Armenians are coming!

Everyone! Get behind the table now!

Get down!

Come on!

Come on! Get down! Hide!

Come on!

Move aside, priest.

We just want the nuns and the children.

Idiots. Do you know who this man is?

Put your weapons down.

What did you say?

Say that again.

I said...

...put your weapons down.

Okay. I'm gonna see y'all later.

You take care of yourselves, now.

Bye!

You get it all?

Every screaming child and heathen cry...

Already posted and trending.

Huh.

Got a call from Jimmy Kimmel's people.

We're off to Los Angeles.

It sorta worked out, then?

Yes, minus the anxious pupil who defecated on my shoe.

Why were they shooting blanks?

Who?

The Armenians.

They had no live rounds in their guns.

Such an alien culture. Who knows what they're thinking?

It was a stunt.

You set me up.

There is no time for conventional methods.

The Christ child,

unibrowed cretinism notwithstanding,

is miles ahead of you in name recognition.

We have to spread the word.

And this...

As I said,

is how we start.

Now, come on.

The jet is waiting.

I didn't sign up for this shit!

Spoken like a true Messiah.

Jimmy Kimmel, right?

Yep.

Exciting.

Starr's a genius.

And now we're his right-hand men...

Ready to serve him no matter the cost or cause,

ready to face down any disbeliever who dares oppose him

and drench the streets in their blood.

Yeah.

No, I'm excited.

I'm gonna unplug the air mattress,

maybe take a shower.

Playing by day, feeding by night.

We are the children of blood.

Join us and let your darkest desires drink deep.

Hey.

Hello.

All this for you?

Hmm?

The sunscreen.

Some of it.

Some of it's for a friend.

I was gonna say.

SPF 100?

Gonna say what?

Uh... no offense, ma'am.

Well, that's for me to decide, isn't it?

I.D... for the booze.

I don't ask, I don't stay in business.

All right.

Anything else, darlin'?

Yeah.

I would like some...

Cherry lip balm.

And this.

Aah!

Here.

Oh, yeah, 'cause I'm the bad guy!

Bitch.

Ready to go?

Yep.

Is that crack?

No.

It's just...

It isn't.

Seriously?

Look, how I spend my downtime is my business, all right?

If you don't like it, you can clear off.

In fact, you probably should

if ya knew what was good for ya.

Oh, Cass, cut the crap.

Look.

Bimini is gonna be great, okay?

At least, I think so.

On the road again?

No more dumb-ass god hunt?

Just the two of us, partying and having fun.

And Denis.

Don't forget.

Yeah, Denis, too.

Anyway, Jesse's gone.

He made his choice, and we made ours.

Too bad.

But I am not gonna mope around

smoking crack about it.

All right, but it's just... it's...

Medicinal.

So, look.

Whatever happens next between the two of us, okay?

I say let it happen.

What?

You know we're gonna have sex again, right?

We are?

Well, it's what you want, isn't it?

Wha... Yeah, I mean...

Uh...

Okay. so...

Is that all?

You ready to go?

Yeah.

Is that crack?

Yeah.

All right.

I'ma go pack.

All right.

That is the frontier.

He's the one who lets you out.

Tell him your name and that you do not belong here.

He will blow his horn

and see that you cross safely to the other side.

They will give you clothes, put you on a bus,

and drop you at the nearest stop,

and then you are free.

No, Eugene.

It's impossible.

Except for someone like you.

Well, goodbye.

Well, of course. It is the end of the road.

I suppose,

but all they can do is make it worse.

Looks like they were pretty rough on ya down there.

Oh, shit.

Which?

Uh, no.

No, that's just the, uh...

I don't know what that is.

Here you go.

Stop!

Give him to me, Sharon.

He doesn't belong here.

I don't care.

I want him back.

Superintendent, this is my jurisdiction.

If I say... He broke my extrapolator!

If I say he's free to go, he's free.

Those are the rules.

I don't know if you heard,

but god's gone...

Aah!

And the rules have changed.

Got him.

All units descend on sector 4.

For eons we've ruled here,

and no one has ever escaped.

Ever.

Did you honestly think that I was going...

Hurry! you have to go! Hurry!

You have saved me.

Don't you see?

I finally did something good.

Go, go, go!

But I couldn't.

The things I have done...

It's very nice of you, but I belong here.

Kimmel's people.

They wanted to put you on after Kylie Jenner.

Why didn't you use your power back there?

I didn't need to.

You will.

Are you ready?

I guess so.

Um, can you tell your dad I'm packing up the car?

Cass! I'm packing up the car!

Okay!

Where...?

Join us and let your darkest desires...

You can't wear that on the plane.

Get dressed.

Tulip?

Yep.

What?

They were watching us this whole time.

Who?

The men in white.

Starr.

Jesus.

God, I might have masturbated in here.

Yeah, me, too.

Do you think we should tell Jesse?

That we masturbated in the living room?

No. not about that.

About 'em spyin' on us,

gatherin' intelligence and the like.

That bulbous one-eyed git has been undermining us

this whole time. I say we tell Jesse about it.

What difference would it make, Cassidy?

It worked.

I'll see ya it the car.

All right, boy. Come on.

Let's go for a ride. Aah.

Can you be a good lad?

Promise me...

Promise me you'll be good.

All right.

Yeah, all right, don't look at me like that.

They were in the laundry, and I was just...

Denis, put 'em down.

Did you hear me?

Denis, put 'em down.

Just put 'em down.

Put 'em down.

Please.

Can you be a good lad, papa?

Can you be good?

No.

I don't think I can.

Not with you around.

Ah! ahh!

Papa! papa-a-a-a!

Papa!

Papa! papa!

Papa!

I know, son.

I know.

Papa!

Hmm?

Oh, ja.

It's a little big, but...

Danke.

You okay?

Somebody help!

Here, here!

Get out of my way!

What's wrong with you?! Aah! Aah.

Ew!

All right.

Where's Denis?

Oh, he, uh...

He changed his mind.

Hey, you can sit in the front if you want.

Oh, yeah.

Huh.

Yeah.

This is a definite upgrade.

It's got nice sightlines,

and handy ashtray.

It's very nice.

Will you give me a sec? I...

I forgot to say goodbye.

Yeah, sure.

Jenny?

Tulip? is that you?

Ah, just... Gimme a sec.

Sure.

You moving out?

Yeah... Found a new place.

Yeah.

I'm movin', too.

This was always gonna be temporary.

Yeah.

Um, I just wanted to say,

uh, thank you, you know...

For everything.

Mm. I-i should thank you.

You helped me get through a bad stretch there...

Showed me how to be strong.

You're out of moisturizer...

...bitch.

Of course, I still have a ways to go.

Hmm.

I never did tell you about Dallas, did I?

No. you never did.

Preacher, tell us about your special powers.

Is it true you read a nun's mind?!

What's up with those shiny collar things, preacher?

All right, that's enough.

Tune in for more tonight on "Kimmel."

You're a natural.

And when the world realizes that their only other option

needs reminding he can't eat his own hemorrhoids,

I think we'll be in good shape.

Preacher, we're on our way to redemption.

This is your calling...

Not that.

I just want to see they're okay.

I understand... Go to your friends,

get him there as fast as you can...

Go! ...and when you're ready,

come back for your soul.

Wha...

Idiots.

Shut up.

I'll deal with you later.

In the meantime...

Cancel the ambulance.

S-she... she went upstairs to say goodbye.

She just went up to say goodbye, man, and that was it.

That's all right. Let me look at that.

Okay. all right.

Pass me those towels. All right, got...

Got to keep the pressure on there. See if there's any super glue, would ya?

Super glue? Yeah, close up the wound. Try under the sink.

Okay. okay.

Ah.

I leave you for one day, look what happens.

It's gone right through.

That's... that's good.

What about window caulk?

There's no glue.

What? I don't know what to do!

I-I rang the ambulance, like, forever ago, man!

All right! All right, all right!

Let's rig up an iv drip.

You got... Y-you got syringes?

Yeah, yeah. All right, clean ones?

Yeah. and there's blood in the freezer, right?

Uh, y... maybe some. All right, hurry up.

She's ab negative. All right.

What happened?

She... she just went upstairs to say goodbye, and...

Goodbye to who? I don't know!

I found her in the hallway!

'Course, where's the bloody ambulance?

Shit! I don't think I have any ab.

All right. It's all right, Cass.

Let's drive her to the hospital.

Give me a hand here. Come on.

Come on. Come on. That's it.

Come on. Come on, love.

What... No, don't do that.

It's all right. Shh. Shh, shh, shh.

No, no, no. Yeah. Come on.

Come on.

Come on, baby. Jesse. Jesse.

Jesse, use the word.

Jesse, you're gonna have to use the word on her, mate.

Just do it. Come on! Do it!

Breathe.

Breathe.

What's happening?! Why isn't it w...

It doesn't work anymore! Why not?

I don't know! I just doesn't!

Come on!

All right. I can do it. I can do it.

Come on! No! I can do it.

I can help her.

There's no other way.

Don't touch her.

Don't you ever touch her.

Listen... listen... listen... Listen... listen to me!

Listen to me! You've got to let me do it.

Look at me. Look at me! You got to let me do it!

It's the only way, all right?

Look at me, Jesse!

Look, it's the only way.

Wait! no, Cass, stop! Stop!

No, no! No!

Listen! it will do it! It won't be... it won't be like Denis!

Cass, it's okay. It won't be like Denis! She's different!

It'll be different, I swear it!

Cass, stop. Jesse!

What are you doing?!

She's gonna die, man.

Tulip's gonna die.

Then let her die.

What?

Let her die.

Let her die, Cass.

Shh! Cass. Shh.

Shh. it's okay.

It's okay. It's all right.

Let her die.

Just let her die.

There's something I want to say...

...something' I've been meaning to tell you for a long time.

I hate you.

You hate me now?

Just you wait.

Just you wait.