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Humans? So tiny!
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Why poke my foot?
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Monk Tang. Monk Tang.
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Over here!
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Look this way, I'm here!
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You've been asleep for ages.
We wanted to wake you. Listen!
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We have good news.
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Sorry.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Monk Tang,
we have great news to tell you.
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Congratulations!
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You're in the place
you've always dreamed of.
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-This is India?
-Correct!
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India.
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I've reached my destination at last!
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Sorry.
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Master.
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You've shrunk too?
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Master, why are you in India too?
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Monk Tang, you haven't let me down.
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You wanted 22 sutras.
They're loaded on 10 horse carts.
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They're yours if you want them.
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Help yourself.
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But the main reason I'm here today...
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...is to give you an award.
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What award?
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For living this long.
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Try it on.
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What an honor.
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I like it.
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Discreet or bold...
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...you control it.
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The right side is brighter, you see?
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You can even it up.
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May we ask for a few words?
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I.... I need to think about it.
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Master! What is going on?
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Have fun!
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CIRCUS FREAK SHOW
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Monk! Pay your way or the boss
will throw you out. Stop sleeping!
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I know.
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Blindfolded knife-throwing!
Amazing physical feats!
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Roll up, roll up! Don't miss this!
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Our guest stars
are travelers heading west.
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The pig, the fish and the monkey.
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Greatest show on earth.
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Only 2 cents per person.
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How about half price?
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Buy one, get one free?
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It's a deal, thank you.
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Showtime.
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The gorgeous Pigsy!
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Woman....
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-What's your name? Your age?
-Crazy!
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The great fish monster, Sandy!
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How dare you scare my kid!
Shame on you! Money back!
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Making me angry?
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Money back!
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Don't.
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Don't be rash. We have more
to show you. Give us another chance.
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If we don't like them,
you pay everyone back double!
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All right.
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His Excellency, the Monkey King!
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Fake! Money back!
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Monkey, do some somersaults!
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Paying back double will clean us out!
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All right. Thanks for the vegetables.
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Your generosity will keep us fed
for several days.
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Boss, this monk cheats!
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He can't pay us back! Throw him out!
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You're a disgrace to my circus! Scram!
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How can you fit in here with such stunts?
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Boss, we're not circus people.
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We are Buddhist monks.
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Our road is long and hard.
We are hungry.
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And I'm sick!
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My body aches.
It's been days since I last ate.
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So pitiful? Come....
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These two buns...
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...are for righteous men.
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Men who deserve help.
Are you worthy?
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We're really from the Great Tang Dynasty.
We conquer demons.
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Monkey, show them your skills.
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Hit me.
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-Hit me.
-I can't do that, Brother Monkey.
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I'm not suicidal.
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Shall I hit you, then?
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I'd like that even less, Brother Monkey.
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Fine, you only live once, I'll hit you.
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Brother, you're hard as a rock!
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It's as if my whole arm is shattered!
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Pretty boy, have you no shame?
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Watch some more before you complain.
And stop poking me.
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I need to!
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Hit me. Master wants us to perform.
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I'm hungry, I have no strength.
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Hungry? That's no excuse for shirking.
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Hit me, stupid!
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I've heard there are
fake demon-vanquishers around.
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They've left many people hurt.
You must be the ones!
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Yes, we're guilty.
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The problem is that
my disciples are too strong.
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Sure, you just keep on bragging.
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One blow is enough. Stop now.
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That'll do for now.
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You're so desirable!
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Let me stoke your fires a little.
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No! Get off me!
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Monkey, don't just squat there.
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Do something about it!
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I'm so sorry, that's really all from us.
No charge for what you've just seen.
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Great, sir. Your performance
is more than impressive.
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Say no more.
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Try this candied fruit, let us be brothers.
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Brother, now you've seen
what they can do.
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I wish
they could control themselves better.
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-We really do conquer demons.
-Of course you do.
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Monkey, come and apologize!
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Pick up your headband.
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Put it on.
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Wear it properly now!
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I'm doing it.
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You talk while chewing a twig?
Bad monkey!
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I won't if you don't like it.
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But stop calling me "Bad monkey"!
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I can call you that if I want to.
Bad monkey! Bad monkey!
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Great.
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Say it just one more time....
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You're angry? Makes me so scared!
Aren't you all afraid?
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Let's do this together--
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Don't be scared.
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Even if he throws tantrums,
you can't be lenient.
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Let's all scold him together.
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One, two, three....
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Bad monkey!
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My boy, my boy
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Why are you so bad?
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Bullying, cheating
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Why make me so sad?
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Learn to be a good boy
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Learn to love
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Care for others
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Fill your heart with color
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My good boy
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Hurry back to me
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My embrace
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My good boy
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Be sincere
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You're the one I love most
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Master, ours is just a small enterprise.
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What you see is all we have.
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If it's not enough for you,
then all we can offer is our lives.
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First, I'm not here
to extort anything from you.
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Second....
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Never mind, I won't say it.
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Journey to the West:
The Demons Strike Back
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When did your mother
start behaving like this?
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A few days ago.
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I don't know why.
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Soon after we moved here...
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...she began talking nonsense.
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If I approach her...
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...she scratches me like a mad thing.
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I have no idea why she's like this.
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I'm completely exhausted.
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Luckily my two daughters...
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...help me take care of my mother.
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It wears them out.
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They're your daughters?
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Goddaughters.
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-How old are they?
-They just turned 16.
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They look a little haggard.
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They've been working too hard.
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They were radiant before.
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What a sense of humor!
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Grandma, have some congee.
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You haven't eaten all day.
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Another fit?
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Ma, are you all right?
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Ma, Ma, Ma....
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It's me.
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-Quick! The exorcism mirror!
-Coming up!
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Ten thousand gods send down
thunderbolts to reveal the hidden demons!
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Show yourself!
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All demons, be revealed!
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Nothing?
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But the whole room smells foul.
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If it's not her body, then...
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...maybe she has second sight.
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She sees the demons in others.
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That's why she's so scared.
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Could it be those two?
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I've put up with them for too long.
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All demons, be revealed!
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Too bright! I can't see anything!
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What? Not them either.
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Could it be...?
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A hairy crab!
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You bad monkey!
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You bad monkey!
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Bad monkey!
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Brother, look at that.
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Master's whip is really strong today.
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That whip has kept Monkey under control
for 500 years. It needs to be strong.
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You knew those two were shape-shifters.
Why didn't you stop them?
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You asked me to perform, so I did!
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And what did you perform?
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I asked for a couple of somersaults
and you destroyed a family!
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Then you shouldn't have
called me "Bad monkey."
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You know that makes me go berserk.
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I didn't mean to call you that.
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Everyone knows I don't mean it.
Such a small thing...
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...and you try to kill me?
Open your mouth!
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Wider!
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Now I'm offering you my life.
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Bite! You're a coward if you don't.
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Bite! Do it.
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Come on! You wanted to kill me, right?
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Why did you treat me like that?
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Speak! Say something!
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Why do you keep doing it?
Cheating me! Provoking me!
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Hurting me! Torturing me!
Mistreating me!
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It seems our days
of conquering demons...
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...have come to an end.
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Let's disband.
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"Disband"?
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Does "disband" mean he wants to kill us?
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Master!
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Master....
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I understand
why Master does these things.
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But please drink this medicine first.
From now on, I'll be obedient.
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What are you saying?
I'm not punishing you.
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Master, you surely know...
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...my brothers and I,
we are all of one heart.
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If you punish Brother Monkey,
then my heart aches too.
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And my heart is really aching!
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That's so true.
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When I hit you, my heart really aches.
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Master, try it if you don't believe us.
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When I punish you...
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...I suffer heartache too.
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If I'd set off to find the sutras on my own,
I'd have got there long ago.
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Having you with me doesn't help at all.
I can subdue 100 foes single-handedly.
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But I prefer to hide my powers.
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My Buddha's Palm is so powerful,
but, again, keeping a low profile.
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So it's not that you're helping me
to find the sutras.
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I'm helping you to make merit
and learn Buddhism.
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Do I make myself crystal clear?
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Do you get it?
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Yes, we do.
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That's enough for now.
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Think about what I've said.
Meeting over.
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Sinful monkey!
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I'll show you my Buddha's Palm!
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Did you miss me?
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Master's mind has reached
such a high level...
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...he's even teasing Brother Monkey.
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That's not Brother Monkey
he's embracing.
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It's someone else.
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-Amitabha, Amitabha.
-Master, you seemed happy last night.
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We were happy to see you happy.
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But we won't tell on you.
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What are you on about?
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No water left.
Second Brother, fetch some water.
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Why do I have to do it?
How did you come up with that idea?
266
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,385
-Why don't you go?
-Stop quarreling, I'll go.
267
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:32,440
Almsgiver, excuse me.
268
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,109
I was just passing.
269
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,778
May I trouble you for water to boil rice?
270
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,698
There's no need for that.
271
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,741
You're welcome to eat here.
272
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,618
I'm a vegetarian.
273
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,831
What luck!
We're having vegetarian food.
274
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,291
We're devout too,
we share the same path.
275
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,419
It's natural for us to share our meal.
276
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,130
And you can stay after eating.
277
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:58,633
We'll be able to compare notes.
278
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,387
He's ill, won't he taste bad?
279
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:06,224
Never mind, we can heal him first.
280
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,768
It would be impolite to refuse.
281
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,021
No need to cook! Come and eat here!
282
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:12,731
What about my congee?
283
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,108
I prepared it this morning.
284
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,694
Your congee will be burnt.
285
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:20,155
Go back and watch the fire.
286
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,639
Almsgiver, your medicine works a treat.
287
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,600
I feel better already.
288
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:52,062
These three are my delinquent disciples.
289
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,125
Nice to meet you.
290
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,128
Nice to meet you.
291
00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:18,755
Nice to meet you.
292
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,341
Nice to meet you.
293
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,262
Don't flirt.
294
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:29,849
Nice to meet you.
295
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,227
To hell with that, what's nice about it?
296
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,521
Sandy, what are you saying?
297
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,314
I was cooking congee.
298
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,067
Master, what are you up to?
"Nice, nice, nice...."
299
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,152
What do you all think you're doing?
300
00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:43,697
I'm sorry, my disciple is
a touch simple-minded.
301
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,241
-It doesn't matter.
-May I just ask you...
302
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:48,326
...are there any demons here?
303
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:51,246
Master, please don't scare me.
304
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,374
Why would there be demons here?
You're going too far.
305
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,836
Why ask such a question?
306
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,213
Actually...
307
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,674
...we conquer demons.
308
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,093
I did wonder. Really?
309
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,263
You've been so hospitable,
but we have nothing to repay it.
310
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,974
All I can offer is a one-off exorcism.
311
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:14,269
Really? You're terribly kind.
312
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,396
But, sad to say...
313
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,898
...there are no demons here.
314
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:22,736
See my face?
315
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,863
Hit me.
316
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:27,073
Come on, quick!
317
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,243
If you don't, I'll beat you to death!
318
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:33,997
Really? Why?
319
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,252
Scum!
320
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,129
I told you to hit me.
321
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:43,089
I'll ask you again.
322
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:47,260
Hit me, you asshole!
323
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,931
Have you lost it again?
324
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,433
I'm not an asshole!
325
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,062
You definitely are.
But I was calling her an asshole, not you.
326
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,314
Damn you!
327
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,275
You assholes take me as your master?
328
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,361
Clear out of here!
329
00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,363
Sorry about that.
330
00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:07,989
Get out, all of you.
331
00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:09,908
She kindly invited us to eat.
332
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,370
You bang her table
and ask her to hit you...
333
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,081
...and call her an asshole.
Go and face the wall.
334
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,083
Contemplate what you've done.
335
00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:20,210
What have you ever contributed
to society?
336
00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:22,879
Don't come back until you figure it out.
337
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:35,183
Come back!
338
00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:38,436
-We haven't figured it out yet.
-Don't give it any more thought.
339
00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:41,773
-Come back!
-Still contemplating it.
340
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:45,485
Don't bother, she's caught me!
341
00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,059
Rake!
342
00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:24,315
Up, up!
343
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:26,776
Quick, up! Quick, up!
344
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:31,865
Fine, that's enough.
345
00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:33,700
You can stop now.
346
00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:02,020
Master, time to show your hand.
347
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:05,106
You're so kind.
348
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,002
Such long legs!
349
00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:28,755
-Such long legs.... I like them.
-What are you doing?
350
00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:37,806
I'm a spider!
351
00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:39,724
You must be kidding!
352
00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:42,644
I'm just a pig.
353
00:26:42,811 --> 00:26:44,104
I wasn't kidding.
354
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,530
Your resistance makes me stronger.
355
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:12,984
-What's that noise?
-Don't worry, it's Sandy.
356
00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:16,112
Sandy, are you all right?
357
00:28:16,654 --> 00:28:19,574
A bit poisoned, a bit dazed.
358
00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:28,541
Seems like time for me to step in now.
359
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:31,461
Conquering demons takes sincerity.
360
00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:32,921
Lead them to benevolence.
361
00:28:33,088 --> 00:28:36,299
No violence necessary.
362
00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:41,971
Without a knife,
a butcher can be a Buddha.
363
00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:18,341
Stop!
364
00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:21,428
Monkey.... You are too rude.
365
00:29:21,886 --> 00:29:24,556
Save your strength
to help your brother.
366
00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:26,433
Let me handle this.
367
00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:35,025
Brother Monkey, be more gentle.
368
00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:38,194
Don't hurt her long legs.
I've only just gotten started with her.
369
00:29:38,361 --> 00:29:42,032
-Master, maybe I can talk to her first?
-Quiet.
370
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,161
Let go--
371
00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:16,066
All done, Master.
372
00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:19,736
What?
373
00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:21,863
You finished her
before I had a chance!
374
00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:23,281
What were you thinking?
375
00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:26,201
You were in great danger.
376
00:30:26,368 --> 00:30:28,370
She could have swallowed you whole.
377
00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:31,581
You're lucky I strike fast.
I took her out with one blow.
378
00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:35,126
How many times have I told you?
To conquer a demon, educate it.
379
00:30:35,293 --> 00:30:37,504
Didn't you see the smile
on her face just now?
380
00:30:38,713 --> 00:30:41,549
Smile? She smiled
at the prospect of eating you.
381
00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:45,387
Outrageous!
That smile was so sincere.
382
00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:49,099
My smile is even more sincere.
383
00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:52,394
Guess: Do I love you?
Or will I kill you?
384
00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:02,779
Who the hell are you?
How can I help you?
385
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:19,629
Did you see that? He's so handsome.
386
00:31:19,796 --> 00:31:21,715
You're almost better-looking than me.
387
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:24,050
You know that?
388
00:31:24,467 --> 00:31:26,594
Of course. You can't stand it?
389
00:31:27,137 --> 00:31:29,097
Of course not, how about you?
390
00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:31,307
What's Baldy doing up there?
391
00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:33,059
Thinking.
392
00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:34,644
About what?
393
00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:35,937
About Miss Duan.
394
00:31:43,778 --> 00:31:46,197
I don't care who he's thinking about!
395
00:31:46,364 --> 00:31:49,451
This bald fellow.... I can overlook
his propensity for violence...
396
00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:51,786
...but he's started going too far.
397
00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:54,330
Lying beside me,
swaying and fondling...
398
00:31:54,497 --> 00:31:56,499
...asking if I miss him.
399
00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:58,126
Just thinking of it...
400
00:31:58,293 --> 00:31:59,878
...gives me goose bumps.
401
00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:02,005
Well, that needs to stop.
402
00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:03,465
Why not just kill him?
403
00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:05,842
You couldn't do that, could you?
404
00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:10,263
You always dance to Baldy's tune.
Just forget it.
405
00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:13,308
I'll pull out his tongue...
406
00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:15,060
...and tie it in a knot!
407
00:32:15,226 --> 00:32:17,145
What kind of tune would he sing then?
408
00:32:17,312 --> 00:32:20,190
He still knows
the Buddha's Palm technique.
409
00:32:20,357 --> 00:32:21,441
I'm not scared.
410
00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:23,360
If I break his arm...
411
00:32:23,526 --> 00:32:25,362
...how can he use
Buddha's sodding Palm?
412
00:32:32,369 --> 00:32:35,538
Master, how long
have you been standing there?
413
00:32:35,705 --> 00:32:38,541
Just now.
I came to see how you're doing.
414
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,669
Don't worry, I heard nothing.
415
00:32:43,088 --> 00:32:44,547
Master...
416
00:32:44,714 --> 00:32:46,257
...how come you lost your voice?
417
00:32:46,424 --> 00:32:48,176
I haven't.
418
00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:50,637
Out here in the wild...
419
00:32:50,804 --> 00:32:53,473
...we shouldn't disturb others
by being loud.
420
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,058
-Really?
-For sure.
421
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,895
Have I ever lied to you?
422
00:32:59,729 --> 00:33:01,147
All right, you all relax.
423
00:33:01,314 --> 00:33:03,358
I'll just relieve myself.
424
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:23,628
Buddha, Buddha,
my three disciples are unruly.
425
00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:25,630
I have failed to teach them well.
426
00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:28,758
I know 300 songs for children,
but nothing else.
427
00:33:28,925 --> 00:33:31,845
I've been pretending to be capable.
428
00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:33,763
How can I go on like this?
429
00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:36,224
Now Monkey is plotting to kill me...
430
00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:38,685
...and I've lost my singing voice.
431
00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:40,895
Be merciful, Buddha.
432
00:33:41,312 --> 00:33:43,898
Teach me your holy Buddha's Palm.
433
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:47,110
Your follower will be forever grateful.
434
00:33:50,822 --> 00:33:53,992
I beg you, please.
435
00:33:56,286 --> 00:33:59,289
Buddha, do your hear me?
436
00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:01,541
Give me a sign.
437
00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:04,586
Even a little fart would do.
438
00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:16,014
Pigsy, how long have you been there?
439
00:34:16,181 --> 00:34:18,475
Not long, I didn't see
what you were doing.
440
00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:20,935
Don't worry,
I didn't hear anything either.
441
00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:25,607
I've been good to you, haven't I?
442
00:34:25,774 --> 00:34:28,360
You know what you should do.
443
00:34:28,526 --> 00:34:30,236
What should I do?
444
00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:32,530
All I can do is be myself.
445
00:34:32,697 --> 00:34:34,491
What I was getting at is...
446
00:34:34,657 --> 00:34:38,036
...silence is golden.
447
00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:40,246
Master, all I did was break wind.
448
00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:42,374
But all your threats and pressures...
449
00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:45,752
...weigh on me heavily.
450
00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:50,382
So that's your game.
Your master knows many butchers.
451
00:34:50,548 --> 00:34:52,509
-You should watch out.
-Understood.
452
00:35:04,521 --> 00:35:05,980
Monkey, what are you thinking?
453
00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:13,446
-You're the one who needs to watch out.
-I'd like to experience...
454
00:35:13,613 --> 00:35:15,824
...my master's holy Buddha's Palm.
455
00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:19,035
What are you talking about? What palm?
456
00:35:19,202 --> 00:35:20,787
You didn't get it?
457
00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:24,332
Just the two of us.
I want to compare strength.
458
00:35:29,212 --> 00:35:30,630
You run?
459
00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:48,523
My boy, my boy
460
00:35:48,690 --> 00:35:51,568
Why are you so naughty?
461
00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:53,445
Bullying, cheating
462
00:35:53,611 --> 00:35:55,905
Why behave that way?
463
00:35:57,407 --> 00:35:59,284
Learn to behave better
464
00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:01,202
Closeness, love
465
00:36:01,911 --> 00:36:02,954
Be tender in your heart
466
00:36:03,121 --> 00:36:05,165
Damn Baldy, enough with the singing!
467
00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:07,083
Fight me!
468
00:36:07,584 --> 00:36:10,337
Good child
469
00:36:33,318 --> 00:36:36,446
Run. Where can you run to?
470
00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:39,324
All right.
471
00:36:39,491 --> 00:36:42,285
If that's what you really want,
I'll indulge you.
472
00:36:43,328 --> 00:36:45,121
So it's clobbering time.
473
00:36:45,288 --> 00:36:47,290
Wait, give me a moment.
474
00:37:06,893 --> 00:37:09,062
I was just toying with you, Master.
475
00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:12,399
Just working up a sweat.
476
00:37:15,694 --> 00:37:17,696
You scared me to death.
477
00:37:35,547 --> 00:37:38,341
-What on earth are you up to now?
-None of your business.
478
00:37:38,508 --> 00:37:41,011
You're so handsome, you've gone bald.
479
00:37:41,177 --> 00:37:42,345
Do you mean that?
480
00:37:43,596 --> 00:37:45,640
I'd be a pig if I lied.
481
00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:51,980
How did it go?
Did you tear Baldy to shreds?
482
00:37:52,147 --> 00:37:56,067
Was his blood running everywhere?
483
00:37:57,402 --> 00:37:59,779
Wait, have you really killed him?
484
00:38:01,406 --> 00:38:03,074
You tricked me!
485
00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:25,472
Pigsy, have you learned
what "silence is golden" means?
486
00:38:25,638 --> 00:38:28,600
I just did.
487
00:38:37,609 --> 00:38:40,904
Now you're poisoned, I have to pull you.
488
00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:57,337
Will you please stop dousing me?
489
00:38:57,504 --> 00:39:00,757
I caught a cold, my nose is runny.
490
00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:04,469
Caught a cold? Bullshit!
491
00:39:04,636 --> 00:39:08,765
Better take a cleaver to you and sell you in
the market. Less trouble for me that way.
492
00:39:09,641 --> 00:39:13,019
Monkey, when do you think
Sandy will turn back into a man?
493
00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:15,021
I have no idea.
494
00:39:15,563 --> 00:39:17,941
Master, you really want to know?
495
00:39:19,150 --> 00:39:20,193
Maybe...
496
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,528
...not.
497
00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:25,323
Bi-Qiu Kingdom
498
00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:16,541
The minister is here!
499
00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:17,917
Hail, Your Eminence.
500
00:40:33,558 --> 00:40:36,853
Master Tang is an eminent monk indeed.
501
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:39,230
His bearing is graceful.
502
00:40:39,856 --> 00:40:43,735
My admiration is heartfelt.
503
00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,376
It's a pleasure to meet you.
504
00:40:59,751 --> 00:41:04,422
May I ask how Your Eminence knew
I was coming? I am flattered....
505
00:41:04,839 --> 00:41:06,716
Most flattered.
506
00:41:06,883 --> 00:41:08,927
Master Tang's reputation precedes him.
507
00:41:09,094 --> 00:41:11,554
And your three brilliant companions...
508
00:41:12,013 --> 00:41:15,517
...are also awe-inspiring.
I learned that the four of you...
509
00:41:15,684 --> 00:41:17,268
...would pass by here.
510
00:41:17,435 --> 00:41:20,730
The king sent me to greet you here.
511
00:41:21,314 --> 00:41:24,025
Let's go to the palace.
512
00:41:26,361 --> 00:41:28,488
We can chat there.
513
00:41:33,702 --> 00:41:35,954
Neat trick.
514
00:41:36,913 --> 00:41:39,457
It's just a trifle.
515
00:41:44,379 --> 00:41:48,133
-Don't play any more tricks.
-It wasn't me. I didn't do anything.
516
00:41:48,299 --> 00:41:50,051
What did I do?
517
00:41:57,225 --> 00:41:58,685
Bloom.
518
00:41:58,852 --> 00:42:00,729
Hey, presto.
519
00:42:03,523 --> 00:42:06,443
Your Eminence, it puzzles me.
520
00:42:06,985 --> 00:42:09,154
Are your magic tricks...
521
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,655
...intended to seem fake?
522
00:42:11,865 --> 00:42:14,325
Master, we both know
that in this world...
523
00:42:14,492 --> 00:42:17,037
...magic tricks are illusions.
524
00:42:17,203 --> 00:42:20,915
Why care whether
they seem real or fake?
525
00:42:21,082 --> 00:42:22,709
Let's go.
526
00:42:27,964 --> 00:42:30,342
Cultivating oneself is different
from playing tricks.
527
00:42:30,508 --> 00:42:32,218
The crucial thing...
528
00:42:32,385 --> 00:42:33,762
...is what's in the heart.
529
00:42:34,971 --> 00:42:36,598
Master...
530
00:42:36,973 --> 00:42:38,933
...you are bottling something up.
531
00:42:39,351 --> 00:42:41,311
What's on your mind?
532
00:42:42,187 --> 00:42:44,439
There's someone in your heart.
533
00:42:44,606 --> 00:42:48,985
You yearn for her. You can't forget her.
534
00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:51,654
I'm afraid you're wrong, there's not.
535
00:42:51,821 --> 00:42:54,366
Learning humanity
is like having religious faith.
536
00:42:54,532 --> 00:42:58,787
Following your heart
will keep you young.
537
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,124
A person who can't be honest
with himself...
538
00:43:03,291 --> 00:43:06,544
...is hypocritical.
539
00:43:06,711 --> 00:43:09,047
That's why I cultivate myself...
540
00:43:09,214 --> 00:43:11,800
...according to my heart's desires.
541
00:43:13,426 --> 00:43:16,388
So what "cultivation" means to you is....
542
00:43:16,554 --> 00:43:19,140
Doing what I damn well like.
543
00:43:30,318 --> 00:43:32,737
Is this what pupils do
between lessons in your country?
544
00:43:32,904 --> 00:43:36,032
It's a game, losers have to kneel.
545
00:43:36,199 --> 00:43:38,702
The king has been taking
rejuvenation pills lately.
546
00:43:38,868 --> 00:43:40,662
Now he behaves like a child.
547
00:43:41,705 --> 00:43:44,916
It's as if he took my counsel
about following his heart.
548
00:43:47,377 --> 00:43:49,879
The king is easily coaxed.
549
00:43:50,046 --> 00:43:51,423
Simply fawn on him...
550
00:43:52,674 --> 00:43:56,261
...and you'll be well rewarded.
551
00:43:56,428 --> 00:43:58,304
I'll expect my cut, of course.
552
00:43:59,556 --> 00:44:00,640
That's....
553
00:44:00,807 --> 00:44:03,643
I'm just joking.
You didn't think I was serious?
554
00:44:05,270 --> 00:44:07,605
Look, our beauties are greeting you.
555
00:44:09,190 --> 00:44:12,110
Impressive, I like it!
556
00:44:18,575 --> 00:44:21,161
Your Majesty,
the honorable guests are here.
557
00:44:21,327 --> 00:44:23,747
I am Tang.
I am crossing your great country.
558
00:44:23,913 --> 00:44:26,374
My three disciples and I are here
to pay our respects.
559
00:44:26,541 --> 00:44:28,835
Hug, hug!
560
00:44:33,590 --> 00:44:35,050
Splendid.
561
00:44:36,843 --> 00:44:39,804
-Look, this king is sillier than our master.
-No way.
562
00:44:39,971 --> 00:44:42,474
No one is sillier than our master.
563
00:44:47,604 --> 00:44:49,272
Hug, hug!
564
00:44:49,439 --> 00:44:52,317
Please respond in kind
to the king's high protocol.
565
00:44:54,110 --> 00:44:57,322
Too late, he's too stuck-up.
566
00:44:57,864 --> 00:44:59,657
Hug, hug!
567
00:45:01,785 --> 00:45:02,994
Follow your heart.
568
00:45:06,915 --> 00:45:08,333
I hear that you conquer demons.
569
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,251
It's true.
570
00:45:10,418 --> 00:45:13,088
Don't believe it, show me some tricks.
571
00:45:15,090 --> 00:45:16,633
I think Your Majesty is confused.
572
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,094
Conquering demons
is not an acrobatic trick.
573
00:45:20,470 --> 00:45:22,514
You will do as I order!
574
00:45:22,681 --> 00:45:24,766
You will speak as I order!
575
00:45:24,933 --> 00:45:27,977
If you don't obey, you insult my dignity!
576
00:45:28,144 --> 00:45:31,523
Now I'll have your head chopped off.
I'll use it as my night potty.
577
00:45:31,690 --> 00:45:34,067
Great, this king gives his people
what they like.
578
00:45:34,234 --> 00:45:36,861
-My kind of king.
-Men, off with his head!
579
00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:40,657
Don't worry.
580
00:45:42,033 --> 00:45:43,243
Really, Minister?
581
00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:46,621
-It's a joke.
-I see.
582
00:45:46,788 --> 00:45:48,540
It doesn't seem so.
583
00:45:48,707 --> 00:45:50,333
Doesn't seem what?
584
00:45:51,835 --> 00:45:55,422
Your Majesty, I have a dream.
We can perform a bit for you.
585
00:45:55,588 --> 00:45:58,550
Monkey, show His Majesty a few tricks.
586
00:45:59,676 --> 00:46:01,761
You ask a nobody to entertain me?
587
00:46:01,928 --> 00:46:03,555
That's a deliberate insult!
588
00:46:03,722 --> 00:46:04,973
Death penalty!
589
00:46:06,057 --> 00:46:08,560
Don't try to talk me out of it, I'll perform.
590
00:46:09,769 --> 00:46:12,188
Just give me a moment
and I'll be with you.
591
00:46:13,481 --> 00:46:15,150
Get a move on!
592
00:46:15,525 --> 00:46:17,986
Master, are you really going to perform?
593
00:46:18,153 --> 00:46:20,989
Do I have any choice?
594
00:46:28,913 --> 00:46:30,665
He can't get through.
595
00:46:31,124 --> 00:46:32,167
What should we do?
596
00:46:32,334 --> 00:46:34,502
No big deal,
just show them your Buddha's Palm.
597
00:46:35,879 --> 00:46:38,381
It's not a parlor trick.
598
00:46:38,548 --> 00:46:41,301
How about I take Master's form?
I can perform for the king.
599
00:46:41,801 --> 00:46:43,636
You just want to have your way
with the maids...
600
00:46:43,803 --> 00:46:46,139
...so Master will leave dozens
of children here.
601
00:46:50,185 --> 00:46:51,227
Come, come.
602
00:46:51,394 --> 00:46:52,520
Stick, stick, stick!
603
00:46:53,688 --> 00:46:55,231
I know what.
604
00:46:55,398 --> 00:46:56,900
Use the talisman of obedience.
605
00:46:57,609 --> 00:46:59,694
That again? That's an old idea.
606
00:47:00,028 --> 00:47:02,030
It will have to do, boss.
607
00:47:02,197 --> 00:47:03,865
New ideas are thin on the ground.
608
00:47:04,032 --> 00:47:05,408
Stick it on him...
609
00:47:05,575 --> 00:47:07,243
...and he'll do whatever I do.
610
00:47:07,410 --> 00:47:09,371
Identical movements.
611
00:47:54,457 --> 00:47:57,544
Damn it, chop him up!
612
00:47:58,169 --> 00:48:01,172
Out of the question. I'll be doomed
if you do a striptease again.
613
00:48:01,339 --> 00:48:02,882
You don't trust me.
614
00:48:03,049 --> 00:48:04,384
I don't.
615
00:48:05,552 --> 00:48:08,096
I'm sincerely trying to help.
616
00:48:09,222 --> 00:48:11,433
And you really don't trust me?
617
00:48:12,726 --> 00:48:15,353
-I don't.
-If you find that something goes wrong...
618
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:16,730
...you can always stop me.
619
00:48:17,939 --> 00:48:20,984
-You won't cheat me?
-I look like a cheat?
620
00:48:22,110 --> 00:48:23,445
Have I ever cheated you?
621
00:48:23,611 --> 00:48:26,156
-More times than I can remember.
-You're right.
622
00:48:26,322 --> 00:48:29,075
You're no use to us, you're an asshole.
623
00:48:42,839 --> 00:48:43,882
Good.
624
00:48:56,186 --> 00:48:57,771
Stop it.
625
00:49:03,151 --> 00:49:06,321
What is he doing?
You want to make me lose face again?
626
00:49:07,072 --> 00:49:08,448
Move.
627
00:49:15,372 --> 00:49:17,165
Out of the way.
628
00:49:25,507 --> 00:49:27,050
What kind of dance is that?
629
00:49:27,634 --> 00:49:31,304
I specialize in striptease.
Master isn't as good as I am.
630
00:49:33,515 --> 00:49:35,767
Where did he go?
631
00:49:41,272 --> 00:49:44,693
-Stop!
-Don't stop.
632
00:49:45,151 --> 00:49:48,196
No stopping. If you shout "stop" again,
I'll have your head.
633
00:49:48,363 --> 00:49:50,156
You are joking?
634
00:49:51,241 --> 00:49:55,036
Master, he's not joking. If you shout
"stop" again, you'll lose your head.
635
00:49:55,704 --> 00:49:56,788
Go on, then.
636
00:50:03,545 --> 00:50:04,587
Wonderful.
637
00:50:04,754 --> 00:50:07,215
Great, great.
638
00:50:08,425 --> 00:50:12,220
Great! Master, any more tricks
up your sleeve?
639
00:50:16,558 --> 00:50:17,976
Go to hell!
640
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,228
Go to hell!
641
00:50:21,896 --> 00:50:24,566
-Go to hell again!
-Go to hell again!
642
00:50:30,613 --> 00:50:32,323
He hit me.
643
00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:35,285
He hit me!
644
00:50:39,497 --> 00:50:40,707
Hurry! Quick!
645
00:50:40,874 --> 00:50:44,419
You must flee right away
if the king cries.
646
00:50:55,930 --> 00:50:58,308
Master, I did my best to help you...
647
00:50:58,475 --> 00:51:02,687
...but after what just happened,
I'm afraid that...
648
00:51:04,022 --> 00:51:05,857
...your reputation...
649
00:51:06,024 --> 00:51:07,275
...cannot be repaired.
650
00:51:08,026 --> 00:51:09,861
Attendants.
651
00:51:10,236 --> 00:51:14,240
Here's some money for expenses.
Use it on your travels.
652
00:51:14,991 --> 00:51:18,244
Don't show up here again
for eight to 10 years.
653
00:51:18,411 --> 00:51:20,372
How can I accept, after all that...?
654
00:51:20,538 --> 00:51:22,582
Forget it. Meetings are hard...
655
00:51:22,999 --> 00:51:24,834
...but partings are harder.
656
00:51:25,001 --> 00:51:26,836
You and I...
657
00:51:27,003 --> 00:51:29,923
...may not meet again.
658
00:51:30,715 --> 00:51:33,301
Take care, Tang Tang.
659
00:51:37,430 --> 00:51:39,557
The minister fancies you.
660
00:51:39,724 --> 00:51:41,559
How about that, Master?
661
00:51:41,726 --> 00:51:43,728
You have a good chance with her.
I envy you.
662
00:51:43,895 --> 00:51:47,899
With all your piety, you can still get dates.
663
00:51:48,525 --> 00:51:51,611
You bad monkey!
There's no limit to your mischief!
664
00:51:51,778 --> 00:51:54,864
I feared it might go wrong,
but I didn't expect to risk my life.
665
00:51:55,407 --> 00:51:56,950
Now kneel to me.
666
00:51:57,117 --> 00:52:00,537
I'll beat you until you kneel! Kneel!
667
00:52:00,954 --> 00:52:02,080
Beat away.
668
00:52:02,247 --> 00:52:05,834
Did you ever think how it feels
to demean yourself in front of people?
669
00:52:06,001 --> 00:52:07,961
Now you know what crazy dancing
feels like.
670
00:52:08,128 --> 00:52:09,504
So you know how bad I feel!
671
00:52:09,671 --> 00:52:14,467
You tell me to kneel like a dog before you.
You know how humiliating that is?
672
00:52:14,634 --> 00:52:16,928
You're right. I did manipulate you.
673
00:52:17,095 --> 00:52:19,681
So that you'd know how indignity feels.
674
00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:24,060
I see.
675
00:52:24,227 --> 00:52:26,146
Now that you've said all that...
676
00:52:26,312 --> 00:52:28,898
-...I'll finish you off with one slap!
-Go ahead!
677
00:52:29,315 --> 00:52:32,444
I'm ready for it.
I'd rather die than suffer this torture.
678
00:52:32,610 --> 00:52:34,112
All I wanted was to tell you:
679
00:52:34,279 --> 00:52:36,823
Do unto others...
680
00:52:36,990 --> 00:52:39,534
...as you'd wish them to do unto you.
681
00:52:52,339 --> 00:52:55,258
I'm sorry, I'm at fault.
682
00:52:58,094 --> 00:53:00,430
Stop, don't try that on me.
683
00:53:03,308 --> 00:53:06,186
You're right, we should treat others
as we wish to be treated.
684
00:53:07,062 --> 00:53:10,607
I've punished you by making you dance,
by taking away your dignity in public.
685
00:53:12,734 --> 00:53:15,153
Now I realize
what a loss of dignity feels like.
686
00:53:17,030 --> 00:53:19,366
I've been wrong
to call you "Bad monkey."
687
00:53:19,532 --> 00:53:23,078
I've beaten and scolded you all day long.
688
00:53:23,244 --> 00:53:26,498
I've been oblivious to your feelings.
689
00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:30,919
The problem here is me, not you.
690
00:53:32,671 --> 00:53:34,881
I'm the one who spreads unhappiness.
691
00:53:35,507 --> 00:53:37,967
Now I realize my mistakes.
692
00:53:38,134 --> 00:53:40,553
Please forgive me this once.
693
00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:42,847
Give me one more chance, forgive me.
694
00:53:45,058 --> 00:53:47,018
Master's conscience
is awakened at last.
695
00:53:47,644 --> 00:53:49,729
Don't you see what he's doing?
696
00:53:49,896 --> 00:53:53,692
Master is skilled at tricks like this.
This is "advance by retreating."
697
00:53:54,192 --> 00:53:56,486
To admit a mistake at the right time...
698
00:53:56,653 --> 00:53:58,655
...can win people's hearts.
699
00:53:59,906 --> 00:54:01,282
Master often seems silly...
700
00:54:01,449 --> 00:54:03,702
...but he knows how to manage risk.
701
00:54:05,912 --> 00:54:07,497
Master...
702
00:54:08,331 --> 00:54:10,792
...I guess I overdid it.
703
00:54:11,876 --> 00:54:13,128
Please get up.
704
00:54:16,214 --> 00:54:17,841
I actually care a lot for you.
705
00:54:18,008 --> 00:54:20,301
I just didn't know how to express it.
706
00:54:21,011 --> 00:54:24,639
Master, I know in my heart
how you feel about me.
707
00:54:24,806 --> 00:54:27,434
From now on, though,
don't ever make me do crazy dancing.
708
00:54:27,851 --> 00:54:32,272
But frankly speaking, Monkey,
you're good at it.
709
00:54:32,439 --> 00:54:34,274
Don't even think that, Master.
710
00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:35,942
Please stop calling me "Master."
711
00:54:36,109 --> 00:54:37,944
We're sworn brothers for life.
712
00:54:38,611 --> 00:54:41,823
So just call me "Elder" from now on.
713
00:54:43,033 --> 00:54:44,617
Elder.
714
00:54:46,745 --> 00:54:48,246
Elder!
715
00:54:49,122 --> 00:54:51,541
See that, Pigsy? How well it works?
716
00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:54,878
They're all but kissing. Impressive, no?
717
00:54:56,379 --> 00:54:59,841
No entry to the palace,
on pain of death!
718
00:55:00,008 --> 00:55:03,053
-Pardon us, we wish to see the king.
-Master....
719
00:55:04,888 --> 00:55:07,515
-Why are you back?
-Minister, I've been thinking.
720
00:55:07,682 --> 00:55:09,434
I can't leave things as they were.
721
00:55:09,601 --> 00:55:11,936
I need to restore my reputation.
722
00:55:12,687 --> 00:55:14,939
Master, please get away
while you still can.
723
00:55:15,106 --> 00:55:17,442
If you come back, there'll be carnage.
724
00:55:17,609 --> 00:55:21,738
Minister, I value my reputation.
How can I be a good monk with a bad rep?
725
00:55:31,456 --> 00:55:32,749
How dare you return!
726
00:55:33,833 --> 00:55:35,293
Your Majesty, please calm down.
727
00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:38,755
-Monk Tang has something to say.
-Your Majesty, please calm down.
728
00:55:38,922 --> 00:55:40,882
What happened before
had nothing to do with me.
729
00:55:41,049 --> 00:55:43,468
It was all caused by my errant disciple.
730
00:55:43,635 --> 00:55:45,720
So I've brought him
to apologize to you.
731
00:55:45,887 --> 00:55:47,472
And while we're about it...
732
00:55:47,639 --> 00:55:49,641
...we'll conquer a demon or two.
733
00:55:49,808 --> 00:55:51,226
Monkey.
734
00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:03,613
Come on, hit me.
735
00:56:04,447 --> 00:56:05,573
Are you a pervert?
736
00:56:05,990 --> 00:56:07,033
Brilliant.
737
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,120
A game is just the thing
to appease the king.
738
00:56:10,286 --> 00:56:13,498
Master Monkey, let me run through
the rules of this game.
739
00:56:19,421 --> 00:56:23,675
Master, I don't think
we'll meet again in this life.
740
00:56:29,889 --> 00:56:31,016
Hit me.
741
00:56:33,601 --> 00:56:34,853
Can't you do it harder?
742
00:56:35,020 --> 00:56:37,772
You haven't eaten yet, is that it?
743
00:57:06,718 --> 00:57:08,595
Out of the way!
744
00:57:11,556 --> 00:57:13,016
Danger!
745
00:57:45,090 --> 00:57:46,466
Red Boy.
746
00:57:46,633 --> 00:57:48,760
-Monkey.
-You show your true face at last.
747
00:57:49,886 --> 00:57:52,972
I saw from the start there was something
odd about you. According to legend...
748
00:57:53,139 --> 00:57:55,767
...you own the long Firecloud Spear.
And move on...
749
00:57:56,142 --> 00:57:58,061
...the flaming Golden Wheel! Well met!
750
00:57:59,479 --> 00:58:01,231
So you're the Monkey King.
751
00:58:02,357 --> 00:58:05,360
Let's see your tricks.
Show your senior the best you can do.
752
00:58:33,304 --> 00:58:34,889
Foul play?
753
00:58:36,266 --> 00:58:37,934
You ain't seen nothing yet.
754
00:58:49,571 --> 00:58:51,031
Master, over here.
755
00:59:44,626 --> 00:59:46,211
Three-Tier Fire!
756
00:59:46,378 --> 00:59:49,005
Take that!
757
01:00:43,226 --> 01:00:46,730
The palace.... It's in ruins.
758
01:00:48,106 --> 01:00:49,899
Ruins!
759
01:00:51,359 --> 01:00:53,528
Stupid monkey, don't hide!
760
01:00:53,903 --> 01:00:56,072
Come out to face me!
761
01:02:29,666 --> 01:02:31,334
My turn!
762
01:02:43,471 --> 01:02:44,806
Help!
763
01:02:44,973 --> 01:02:46,182
Help!
764
01:02:46,725 --> 01:02:48,393
Gentlemen, was there an earthquake?
765
01:02:48,852 --> 01:02:51,312
Please rescue me, I've wet myself.
766
01:02:51,479 --> 01:02:53,189
Your Majesty.
767
01:02:54,482 --> 01:02:55,775
Wait.
768
01:02:57,986 --> 01:02:59,988
Let me do it.
769
01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:15,754
What a cute, little monster.
770
01:03:16,379 --> 01:03:19,341
I've subdued it, keep it as a souvenir.
771
01:03:19,507 --> 01:03:23,303
I will chant sutras day and night
until its evil nature is defeated.
772
01:03:23,470 --> 01:03:24,846
I'll do my best.
773
01:03:27,932 --> 01:03:29,642
The king.
774
01:03:31,061 --> 01:03:33,063
Your Majesty!
775
01:03:36,649 --> 01:03:38,401
Thank you, Your Reverences.
776
01:03:38,568 --> 01:03:41,321
We have our real king back at last.
777
01:03:41,488 --> 01:03:44,366
We've prepared lavish gifts for you.
778
01:03:44,532 --> 01:03:46,493
See for yourselves.
779
01:03:59,130 --> 01:04:01,841
The palace's 3000 beauties.
780
01:04:02,175 --> 01:04:04,552
-Choose which you like.
-All for me?
781
01:04:04,719 --> 01:04:07,013
Too few? You can have the throne too.
782
01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:08,431
Calm down, Your Majesty.
783
01:04:09,432 --> 01:04:11,101
His Majesty is offering...
784
01:04:11,267 --> 01:04:13,728
...ladies-in-waiting for your journey.
785
01:04:13,895 --> 01:04:16,648
-So it is.
-I'm grateful for his generosity, but I....
786
01:04:16,815 --> 01:04:20,777
You think we're the types to accept
such a gift? Women make us seriously ill.
787
01:04:20,944 --> 01:04:23,446
Put me in charge of them,
see how badly I treat them all.
788
01:04:23,613 --> 01:04:26,408
Come on, the fish is getting very dry.
Put that to good use.
789
01:04:26,574 --> 01:04:28,159
Your saliva smells bad.
790
01:04:28,326 --> 01:04:30,453
Don't be picky.
791
01:04:33,081 --> 01:04:34,290
Master, kindly accept them.
792
01:04:34,457 --> 01:04:35,917
-At least one or two.
-Yes.
793
01:04:36,584 --> 01:04:39,504
There's no rush,
I'll handle them one by one.
794
01:04:39,963 --> 01:04:43,174
If Your Majesty insists on repaying us,
maybe I can suggest something?
795
01:04:43,675 --> 01:04:45,969
Could you free these ladies?
796
01:04:46,136 --> 01:04:49,597
Sure, no problem.
Anyone who wants to leave can leave.
797
01:04:49,764 --> 01:04:52,684
No blame attached, you have my word.
798
01:04:53,309 --> 01:04:54,352
Your Majesty...
799
01:04:54,519 --> 01:04:57,939
-...aren't you being too generous?
-I feel like crying. All those women...
800
01:04:58,106 --> 01:04:59,691
...they're ugly-looking gluttons.
801
01:04:59,858 --> 01:05:03,069
Any one of them could eat
a whole cow for breakfast.
802
01:05:03,236 --> 01:05:04,446
You can go, you're free.
803
01:05:04,612 --> 01:05:07,490
Being imperial concubines is fine.
Why would we want to leave?
804
01:05:07,657 --> 01:05:09,909
Damned bald monk,
who do you think you are?
805
01:05:10,076 --> 01:05:13,288
-If you stir things up, we'll sort you out!
-You think we're vain?
806
01:05:13,663 --> 01:05:15,874
We're sacrificing ourselves
on the altar of love!
807
01:05:16,041 --> 01:05:17,876
Monk Tang, get out! Protect our love!
808
01:05:18,043 --> 01:05:20,337
Monk Tang, get out! Protect our love!
809
01:05:20,503 --> 01:05:22,213
Monk Tang, get out! Protect our love!
810
01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:24,716
Monk Tang, get out! Protect our love!
811
01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:28,345
See how they love you?
812
01:05:28,928 --> 01:05:30,305
I'll kick your balls!
813
01:05:30,472 --> 01:05:32,349
-I'm sorry.
-You'll never have children.
814
01:05:32,515 --> 01:05:35,310
Calm down, you can all stay.
815
01:05:40,065 --> 01:05:42,275
I want to die.
816
01:05:50,367 --> 01:05:52,118
-That one.... That one is....
-Me?
817
01:05:52,285 --> 01:05:55,663
You, the one in black at the back.
818
01:05:55,830 --> 01:05:57,665
How come I've never seen you before?
819
01:05:57,999 --> 01:05:59,459
This lady is a newcomer.
820
01:05:59,626 --> 01:06:01,336
She's a songstress.
821
01:06:04,172 --> 01:06:06,174
What's your name?
822
01:06:07,008 --> 01:06:10,470
-Felicity.
-Since you're a songstress...
823
01:06:10,637 --> 01:06:12,681
...give us a quick song...
824
01:06:12,847 --> 01:06:16,017
...to send the masters on their way.
825
01:06:16,184 --> 01:06:17,769
Yes, sire.
826
01:06:34,202 --> 01:06:36,079
As a monk, I renounce you.
827
01:06:59,102 --> 01:07:00,812
Yesterday, today
828
01:07:00,979 --> 01:07:04,649
The past has slipped away
829
01:07:07,110 --> 01:07:08,987
Without makeup
830
01:07:09,154 --> 01:07:13,950
Colors fade
831
01:07:14,367 --> 01:07:18,163
All through history
832
01:07:19,122 --> 01:07:22,375
Love endures
833
01:07:22,917 --> 01:07:26,046
Your love awaits your return
834
01:07:26,671 --> 01:07:30,050
Wandering beyond the clouds
835
01:07:32,427 --> 01:07:35,096
Love sickness
836
01:07:35,263 --> 01:07:37,724
Begets sorrow
837
01:07:39,809 --> 01:07:42,854
In this world
838
01:07:43,021 --> 01:07:47,275
Fate is immutable
839
01:07:48,860 --> 01:07:51,029
Let it go
840
01:07:51,654 --> 01:07:56,409
We cannot be together
841
01:07:56,576 --> 01:08:03,249
Is this truly our destiny?
842
01:08:08,421 --> 01:08:11,549
Splendid! Her artistry is magnificent.
843
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,021
Master.
844
01:08:25,647 --> 01:08:26,856
What is it?
845
01:08:27,023 --> 01:08:30,527
His Majesty asks if you'd like Felicity
to accompany you on your travels.
846
01:08:30,694 --> 01:08:31,736
Out of the question!
847
01:08:31,903 --> 01:08:34,239
I'm going west to find sutras
and cultivate myself.
848
01:08:34,406 --> 01:08:36,616
She couldn't make
such an arduous journey.
849
01:08:36,950 --> 01:08:39,160
I have burned incense
and prayed to Buddha.
850
01:08:39,327 --> 01:08:40,662
I am a devout Buddhist.
851
01:08:40,829 --> 01:08:42,997
We must brave the elements
with little to eat.
852
01:08:43,373 --> 01:08:45,542
A young woman couldn't endure it.
853
01:08:45,709 --> 01:08:48,420
I'm not afraid, my family was poor.
854
01:08:48,837 --> 01:08:51,297
I've done household chores
since I was young.
855
01:08:51,464 --> 01:08:54,801
-I'm accustomed to hardship.
-Wonderful!
856
01:08:54,968 --> 01:08:56,261
What touching words.
857
01:08:56,428 --> 01:08:57,887
This songstress....
858
01:08:58,054 --> 01:09:00,807
She can sing, dance, cook, and wash.
859
01:09:00,974 --> 01:09:04,978
What a resource,
at home and on travels.
860
01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:08,273
-Still....
-Master, you really don't want her?
861
01:09:09,482 --> 01:09:10,942
I don't.
862
01:09:11,901 --> 01:09:13,028
You won't regret it?
863
01:09:13,528 --> 01:09:14,779
No regrets.
864
01:09:14,946 --> 01:09:17,949
Master, please take time to reflect.
865
01:09:18,116 --> 01:09:20,535
I'll ask you once again.
You don't want her?
866
01:09:21,036 --> 01:09:23,455
-I don't.
-You must be kidding!
867
01:09:23,621 --> 01:09:26,541
Such a charming girl!
Why don't you want her? You're weird!
868
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:30,086
Minister, please arrange this right away.
869
01:09:30,253 --> 01:09:33,882
I want the girl cleaned up
and sent to my chambers.
870
01:09:34,049 --> 01:09:35,258
As soon as possible.
871
01:09:36,134 --> 01:09:37,344
Your Majesty....
872
01:09:43,433 --> 01:09:46,436
We'll take our leave now.
873
01:09:51,816 --> 01:09:54,319
Attendants, see them out.
Help them with the fish too.
874
01:09:54,486 --> 01:09:56,154
Come with me.
875
01:10:37,362 --> 01:10:39,364
When you've suffered pain...
876
01:10:39,781 --> 01:10:42,492
...you know the painof all sentient beings.
877
01:10:46,705 --> 01:10:48,331
When you've insisted...
878
01:10:48,498 --> 01:10:50,625
...you know how to let go.
879
01:10:50,792 --> 01:10:54,087
When you've cared for others,you know how to move on.
880
01:10:55,130 --> 01:10:57,465
That's what spiritual attainmentis all about.
881
01:10:59,092 --> 01:11:00,677
But me...
882
01:11:00,844 --> 01:11:03,013
...I'm just an ordinary man.
883
01:11:06,933 --> 01:11:08,393
Your Majesty....
884
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:11,479
Your Majesty, the master is back again.
885
01:11:13,565 --> 01:11:16,317
Master, you have broken your journey.
886
01:11:16,484 --> 01:11:18,069
What trouble did you encounter?
887
01:11:18,403 --> 01:11:20,989
I've been pondering,
I don't think I should reject...
888
01:11:21,156 --> 01:11:22,782
...Your Majesty's great generosity.
889
01:11:22,949 --> 01:11:25,785
Please allow Felicity to join me
on my journey.
890
01:11:27,412 --> 01:11:29,748
You can do that, right?
891
01:11:30,832 --> 01:11:32,292
I can, but....
892
01:11:32,459 --> 01:11:36,254
-But what?
-Last night, I had my way with Felicity.
893
01:11:39,132 --> 01:11:42,052
Tell you what, choose someone else.
894
01:11:45,263 --> 01:11:46,431
Master...
895
01:11:46,598 --> 01:11:49,225
...I sympathize,
but there's nothing I can do.
896
01:11:51,269 --> 01:11:54,230
You mean.... But I don't mind.
897
01:11:55,148 --> 01:11:57,067
Your Majesty has favored Felicity.
898
01:11:57,233 --> 01:11:59,819
-That makes me all the more honored.
-You don't mind?
899
01:12:00,445 --> 01:12:01,529
Definitely not.
900
01:12:01,696 --> 01:12:03,281
You don't mind...
901
01:12:03,448 --> 01:12:05,158
...but I mind.
902
01:12:08,495 --> 01:12:10,330
The fact of the matter is...
903
01:12:10,497 --> 01:12:12,332
...Felicity resisted him last night.
904
01:12:12,457 --> 01:12:13,958
She refuses to be a concubine.
905
01:12:14,125 --> 01:12:16,961
She says she'd rather die
than be forced into it.
906
01:12:18,338 --> 01:12:21,841
-Then yes.
-I lied to you!
907
01:12:22,008 --> 01:12:23,593
So what?
908
01:12:24,302 --> 01:12:26,763
Yesterday I asked you eight times...
909
01:12:26,930 --> 01:12:28,390
...and eight times you refused.
910
01:12:28,556 --> 01:12:31,184
Now you come back
and change your mind.
911
01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:34,270
How reckless!
912
01:12:34,437 --> 01:12:36,272
Don't get worked up.
913
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:39,359
-Put down the drum.
-All the women in the harem...
914
01:12:40,026 --> 01:12:42,821
...look like they've been struck
by lightning.
915
01:12:42,987 --> 01:12:45,323
But this one is good-looking.
916
01:12:45,490 --> 01:12:47,617
You won't grant me this one morsel?
917
01:12:47,784 --> 01:12:50,078
-That's right.
-You bastard!
918
01:12:51,204 --> 01:12:53,415
Now that Master has made up his mind...
919
01:12:53,581 --> 01:12:58,420
...and Felicity refuses to be a concubine,
let's move towards a happy ending.
920
01:12:58,586 --> 01:13:01,256
Attendants, fetch Felicity.
921
01:13:01,423 --> 01:13:03,550
Thank you, Your Majesty.
922
01:13:03,717 --> 01:13:06,094
I don't agree to this.
923
01:13:06,511 --> 01:13:08,805
My Felicity....
924
01:13:45,925 --> 01:13:48,053
Master, drink some water.
925
01:13:49,804 --> 01:13:52,223
-You first.
-You're so kind.
926
01:13:55,018 --> 01:13:56,644
Monkey, what are you doing?
927
01:13:56,811 --> 01:13:57,979
Taking a leak!
928
01:13:58,146 --> 01:14:00,106
In front of a girl?
What's gotten into you?
929
01:14:00,273 --> 01:14:01,733
Go over there!
930
01:14:03,735 --> 01:14:05,653
-Felicity....
-Master, come with me.
931
01:14:05,820 --> 01:14:07,697
-I don't need to go.
-What?
932
01:14:07,864 --> 01:14:10,408
Yes, you do! Come.
933
01:14:11,117 --> 01:14:13,828
One moment, I'll be right back.
934
01:14:14,829 --> 01:14:17,665
-My dear....
-Who are you?
935
01:14:17,999 --> 01:14:19,417
I'm Second Brother.
936
01:14:19,584 --> 01:14:22,754
Isn't my true face
completely irresistible?
937
01:14:24,422 --> 01:14:28,927
Sometimes when I look in the mirror,
my beauty stuns me.
938
01:14:29,094 --> 01:14:31,846
Second Brother,
Brother Monkey is watching you.
939
01:14:32,013 --> 01:14:34,891
You're a naughty one, aren't you?
940
01:14:37,143 --> 01:14:39,854
But I won't let you cheat me.
941
01:14:50,448 --> 01:14:52,117
Extreme!
942
01:14:52,283 --> 01:14:53,868
Mistress, go get a whip.
943
01:14:54,035 --> 01:14:55,870
Lash me, correct me...
944
01:14:56,037 --> 01:14:58,832
...insult me, beat me, punish me.
945
01:15:00,917 --> 01:15:03,211
You're laughing at me.
946
01:15:04,462 --> 01:15:07,841
You're coughing, Third Brother,
drink some water.
947
01:15:09,175 --> 01:15:11,845
What's blocking your nose?
948
01:15:26,151 --> 01:15:27,527
That's more comfortable!
949
01:15:28,319 --> 01:15:30,697
So you get back human form
when you sneeze.
950
01:15:30,864 --> 01:15:34,034
You should've said so,
it's hard work pulling you.
951
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:38,496
Master, even if you don't want to pee,
try to pee just a little.
952
01:15:38,663 --> 01:15:41,041
Make a puddle to look
at your reflection.
953
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:45,587
I'm handsome, does that bother you?
954
01:15:45,754 --> 01:15:48,048
I've been bothered about you
for a couple of days.
955
01:15:48,214 --> 01:15:49,466
You don't even have hair.
956
01:15:49,841 --> 01:15:51,301
Felicity is quite good-looking.
957
01:15:51,468 --> 01:15:54,596
Why did she pass up being a queen
to follow you instead?
958
01:15:54,763 --> 01:15:56,473
What's on your mind?
959
01:15:56,639 --> 01:15:59,851
She's actually a demon,
she plans to eat you.
960
01:16:01,394 --> 01:16:02,562
-Don't do that!
-Sorry.
961
01:16:04,689 --> 01:16:07,692
Why didn't you tell me this earlier?
962
01:16:07,859 --> 01:16:10,111
There are many kinds of demons.
963
01:16:10,278 --> 01:16:11,571
Some are easy to spot...
964
01:16:11,738 --> 01:16:15,075
...others aren't.
965
01:16:17,327 --> 01:16:19,579
So you have no proof.
966
01:16:20,038 --> 01:16:21,748
It's not hard to check.
967
01:16:21,915 --> 01:16:23,583
You've let her looks blind you.
968
01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:25,377
Get on her case.
969
01:16:25,543 --> 01:16:27,003
Do I have to tell you how?
970
01:16:27,170 --> 01:16:30,465
Aren't you a professional demon-hunter?
971
01:16:53,613 --> 01:16:55,990
-What are you looking for?
-A mirror.
972
01:16:56,616 --> 01:16:58,410
I have one.
973
01:17:01,705 --> 01:17:03,540
It sends out light.
974
01:17:04,708 --> 01:17:06,501
What a shining bronze mirror!
975
01:17:11,715 --> 01:17:13,925
-Doesn't it work?
-It's fine.
976
01:17:18,388 --> 01:17:21,057
Bad monkey, have you finished?
977
01:17:21,891 --> 01:17:24,102
Don't mind him,
I'll help comb your hair.
978
01:17:33,111 --> 01:17:34,738
Monkey, what are you doing?
979
01:17:34,904 --> 01:17:38,116
A demon's blood
will vaporize on the mirror.
980
01:17:39,951 --> 01:17:42,162
That's impossible! Nothing happened.
981
01:17:42,328 --> 01:17:44,497
-Shut it, demon-hunter!
-So she's not a demon.
982
01:17:44,664 --> 01:17:46,916
-Where are you from?
-I'm from Rivermouth Village.
983
01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:49,794
Rivermouth Village.
It's on the other side of that hill.
984
01:17:49,961 --> 01:17:51,838
I've never known a demon
with a family.
985
01:17:52,005 --> 01:17:54,966
-I dare you to take me there.
-I'll go!
986
01:17:56,718 --> 01:17:59,554
Rivermouth Village
987
01:18:03,933 --> 01:18:06,102
Felicity, it's so long
since you visited us.
988
01:18:06,269 --> 01:18:09,606
Ma, I'm following a monk west
to find sutras.
989
01:18:11,316 --> 01:18:14,277
See how nice her family is?
You'd better apologize to them now.
990
01:18:15,236 --> 01:18:18,490
Apologize? Dream on!
991
01:18:25,914 --> 01:18:27,540
Dad!
992
01:18:31,461 --> 01:18:33,797
Demon girl, you hired
a big supporting cast.
993
01:18:33,963 --> 01:18:35,048
No expense spared.
994
01:18:35,215 --> 01:18:37,592
I don't know
what the misunderstanding is...
995
01:18:37,759 --> 01:18:39,427
...but please let my mother go.
996
01:18:39,594 --> 01:18:41,179
Spare the lives of my family.
997
01:18:41,346 --> 01:18:42,847
Don't be rash! Let her go.
998
01:18:45,266 --> 01:18:48,228
Master likes this young woman,
but he still loves you too.
999
01:18:48,395 --> 01:18:50,271
Don't be jealous.
1000
01:18:51,523 --> 01:18:52,649
Jealous?
1001
01:18:52,816 --> 01:18:55,110
Will you shut up?
1002
01:18:57,195 --> 01:18:58,697
Hurry!
1003
01:19:01,366 --> 01:19:03,243
How many times must I tell you?
1004
01:19:03,410 --> 01:19:06,538
This woman is really a demon.
They're in league to do you harm.
1005
01:19:06,705 --> 01:19:10,041
They're a family, three generations!
And you keep slandering them!
1006
01:19:10,208 --> 01:19:11,418
You're the one doing harm.
1007
01:19:12,127 --> 01:19:13,503
You're the demon!
1008
01:19:13,670 --> 01:19:15,880
So you believe her rather than me?
1009
01:19:16,047 --> 01:19:18,049
-Yes.
-Fine.
1010
01:19:18,216 --> 01:19:19,384
Then I'll kill her!
1011
01:19:26,057 --> 01:19:28,184
How dare you smite me as a demon?
1012
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:33,064
All the women I like, such as Miss Duan
before her, you want to kill them all?
1013
01:19:33,690 --> 01:19:35,608
He finally said it.
1014
01:19:39,279 --> 01:19:41,364
So you haven't forgotten.
1015
01:19:41,531 --> 01:19:43,158
Of course I remember.
1016
01:19:43,324 --> 01:19:45,910
I'll always remember.
The way you beat her.
1017
01:19:46,077 --> 01:19:47,162
Beat her to death!
1018
01:19:47,328 --> 01:19:49,414
I thought you were really treating me
as a brother.
1019
01:19:49,581 --> 01:19:50,874
Brother?
1020
01:19:51,041 --> 01:19:53,877
Since I'm stuck with a mad killer like you,
day in, day out...
1021
01:19:54,044 --> 01:19:56,880
...I have to pretend
to get along with you!
1022
01:19:57,047 --> 01:20:01,301
If you died 10 times, it wouldn't be enough.
I wish you'd go to hell, be damned forever!
1023
01:20:01,468 --> 01:20:02,552
I see.
1024
01:20:02,719 --> 01:20:04,637
If you're not my friend in this world...
1025
01:20:05,138 --> 01:20:07,474
...you're my enemy.
1026
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:09,142
We've been enemies all along.
1027
01:20:09,851 --> 01:20:11,019
Get out!
1028
01:20:11,186 --> 01:20:13,897
Go away as far as possible,
while I'm in a good mood.
1029
01:20:14,773 --> 01:20:16,691
So you're in a good mood?
1030
01:20:17,275 --> 01:20:20,820
Listen, all of you....
All the demon-killing on this journey...
1031
01:20:20,987 --> 01:20:23,448
...I did it for him.
1032
01:20:23,907 --> 01:20:27,911
My constant headaches,
the lash scars all over my body...
1033
01:20:28,078 --> 01:20:30,497
...that's all his doing.
1034
01:20:30,663 --> 01:20:31,915
Whatever I owed him...
1035
01:20:32,082 --> 01:20:33,583
...I've repaid it in full.
1036
01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:36,795
Whatever he owes me,
no need to repay.
1037
01:20:36,961 --> 01:20:39,589
From now on,
our master-disciple bond...
1038
01:20:39,756 --> 01:20:41,591
...is at an end!
1039
01:20:42,342 --> 01:20:43,885
-Brother Monkey!
-Let him go.
1040
01:20:52,352 --> 01:20:54,062
Dad.
1041
01:21:17,877 --> 01:21:19,212
How's your family?
1042
01:21:19,379 --> 01:21:22,799
They're recovering, they'll be fine.
1043
01:21:23,341 --> 01:21:26,302
Please don't blame yourself.
1044
01:21:26,469 --> 01:21:28,430
Who's Miss Duan?
1045
01:21:32,183 --> 01:21:34,102
Miss Duan was also a demon-hunter.
1046
01:21:34,436 --> 01:21:36,396
We facedlife-or-death struggles together.
1047
01:21:37,647 --> 01:21:39,024
I loved her a lot...
1048
01:21:39,816 --> 01:21:42,193
...but I dared not admit it.
1049
01:21:42,527 --> 01:21:46,781
Until the dayI saw Monkey destroying her.
1050
01:21:46,948 --> 01:21:48,408
And then it was too late.
1051
01:21:49,159 --> 01:21:51,703
I let her down.
1052
01:21:51,870 --> 01:21:54,164
And if you meet someone else you like...
1053
01:21:54,330 --> 01:21:56,708
...will you let her down again?
1054
01:22:02,672 --> 01:22:06,217
I never wanted too much from life.
1055
01:22:06,551 --> 01:22:08,553
Just find the right man...
1056
01:22:09,346 --> 01:22:12,724
-...get married, have a baby....
-Have a baby...
1057
01:22:13,767 --> 01:22:16,269
...settle down.
1058
01:22:19,564 --> 01:22:20,940
I've found that man.
1059
01:22:21,107 --> 01:22:22,817
It's you.
1060
01:22:45,340 --> 01:22:47,717
Master, it's a crisis!
Brother Monkey has gone mad.
1061
01:22:47,884 --> 01:22:50,178
He killed everyone in sight,
we couldn't stop him!
1062
01:23:01,940 --> 01:23:04,609
Pigsy, Sandy,
see if anyone can be saved.
1063
01:23:04,776 --> 01:23:06,945
Ma! Dad!
1064
01:23:16,413 --> 01:23:19,124
Dad! Ma!
1065
01:23:19,290 --> 01:23:21,626
You can smile after killing so many?
1066
01:23:21,793 --> 01:23:23,378
You're possessed by the devil!
1067
01:23:23,962 --> 01:23:26,297
Those I killed were all demons.
1068
01:23:27,090 --> 01:23:29,467
You don't believe anything I say.
1069
01:23:30,051 --> 01:23:31,386
So I won't waste words.
1070
01:23:31,553 --> 01:23:33,847
I'll kill the last one...
1071
01:23:34,514 --> 01:23:36,349
...and be done with it.
1072
01:23:36,683 --> 01:23:39,978
-Don't force me!
-You'll give your life to protect a demon?
1073
01:23:40,145 --> 01:23:43,857
Yes! I won't let you hurt any more
of the people I love.
1074
01:23:44,024 --> 01:23:45,567
You're possessed. Out of my way!
1075
01:23:48,278 --> 01:23:50,530
Bad monkey, that's enough!
1076
01:23:50,697 --> 01:23:53,533
Enough? You want to die,
so be my guest.
1077
01:23:53,908 --> 01:23:56,161
Child, child, why
1078
01:23:56,828 --> 01:23:58,830
Child, child
1079
01:23:58,997 --> 01:24:00,915
Why are you so bad?
1080
01:24:01,291 --> 01:24:03,960
I'll sing it for you.
1081
01:24:06,546 --> 01:24:08,631
Buddha's Palm?
1082
01:24:08,798 --> 01:24:10,425
Yeah, sure!
1083
01:24:11,051 --> 01:24:14,054
Buddha's Palm? Still pretending!
You can't do it!
1084
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:21,895
Don't believe me, asshole?
1085
01:24:24,647 --> 01:24:27,859
No! Please don't strike your master.
1086
01:24:28,026 --> 01:24:30,612
Stop, I beg you!
1087
01:24:32,405 --> 01:24:34,407
That's very touching.
1088
01:24:34,574 --> 01:24:35,825
I'll kill you first.
1089
01:24:45,585 --> 01:24:47,629
Baldy, you're worth nothing!
1090
01:24:49,214 --> 01:24:50,632
Don't hit him!
1091
01:24:50,799 --> 01:24:54,219
I'll admit it, I'm a demon.
1092
01:24:54,552 --> 01:24:55,595
I'm a demon.
1093
01:24:55,762 --> 01:24:58,098
My real form is a skeleton.
1094
01:24:58,264 --> 01:25:00,475
I conjured up the illusion of this village.
1095
01:25:00,642 --> 01:25:02,811
You need to hear her say it again?
1096
01:25:03,311 --> 01:25:06,940
My beloved and I were waylaid
by mountain brigands.
1097
01:25:07,107 --> 01:25:10,318
My love abandoned me and fled.
1098
01:25:10,485 --> 01:25:12,987
I was horribly abused.
1099
01:25:13,780 --> 01:25:16,616
The brigands raped me
and left me to die.
1100
01:25:17,450 --> 01:25:19,786
I turned into a heap of bones.
1101
01:25:19,953 --> 01:25:22,956
But my grievances have never died.
1102
01:25:28,253 --> 01:25:31,631
In truth, I'm nothing but bones.
1103
01:25:32,757 --> 01:25:34,592
I'm sorry.
1104
01:26:18,636 --> 01:26:20,472
Heavens! Master is dead!
1105
01:26:20,930 --> 01:26:23,141
We can forget those sutras!
1106
01:26:24,351 --> 01:26:26,227
Hurray!
1107
01:26:50,627 --> 01:26:52,629
Case closed! That's great!
1108
01:26:53,463 --> 01:26:55,632
Minister...
1109
01:26:56,549 --> 01:27:00,553
...that stupid monkey is no match for us.
He's even gobbled up his master.
1110
01:27:03,098 --> 01:27:04,891
See how Buddha rages
in the western sky.
1111
01:27:05,058 --> 01:27:06,101
Shut up!
1112
01:27:08,687 --> 01:27:11,064
I have a dream.
1113
01:27:11,231 --> 01:27:16,778
I want all the world's liars and monsters
to show their true colors.
1114
01:27:17,487 --> 01:27:19,656
Felicity, no need to hide.
1115
01:27:19,823 --> 01:27:21,282
Come on, show yourself.
1116
01:27:21,449 --> 01:27:23,410
Your stratagem
of sowing discord was smart.
1117
01:27:23,910 --> 01:27:26,705
I know you have true feelings
for the monk.
1118
01:27:26,871 --> 01:27:28,707
You're following your heart...
1119
01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:33,336
...my very own path
to supreme wisdom.
1120
01:27:35,130 --> 01:27:38,508
So this is the legendary Monkey King?
1121
01:27:38,675 --> 01:27:40,218
Cute!
1122
01:27:40,927 --> 01:27:42,387
Like a banana? Here.
1123
01:27:50,437 --> 01:27:53,773
Fine, we can adopt him as our pet.
1124
01:27:54,149 --> 01:27:55,900
Why not! Six hands.
1125
01:27:56,067 --> 01:27:59,112
Right.
1126
01:28:01,406 --> 01:28:03,491
My turn!
1127
01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:18,840
King of demons?
1128
01:28:19,007 --> 01:28:20,967
All I did was cough...
1129
01:28:21,134 --> 01:28:23,762
...and you were terrified.
1130
01:28:25,096 --> 01:28:26,306
I'm your new master.
1131
01:28:27,432 --> 01:28:28,808
You'd better obey me...
1132
01:28:28,975 --> 01:28:30,602
...or you'll be spanked.
1133
01:28:58,129 --> 01:29:00,215
So you're finally revealing your foxtail.
1134
01:29:00,548 --> 01:29:04,010
My tail? No, I keep it well hidden.
1135
01:29:04,594 --> 01:29:06,554
Monk...
1136
01:29:06,721 --> 01:29:08,807
...you're the one who stands exposed.
1137
01:29:08,973 --> 01:29:11,184
All that canoodling
with skeleton-demon here....
1138
01:29:11,351 --> 01:29:12,644
Worldly desires are back?
1139
01:29:13,186 --> 01:29:14,896
Felicity hasn't lost her virtues.
1140
01:29:15,063 --> 01:29:18,149
I'll make it possible for her
to reincarnate.
1141
01:29:18,316 --> 01:29:21,444
Your stratagem is to sow discord,
but we have a counter-stratagem.
1142
01:29:21,611 --> 01:29:25,115
You thought we were fooled by Felicity.
1143
01:29:25,281 --> 01:29:28,243
You thought she could sow discordbetween Monkey and me.
1144
01:29:28,618 --> 01:29:31,621
But you underestimatedMonkey's vision.
1145
01:29:31,788 --> 01:29:34,749
The skeleton-demon conjured upthe village...
1146
01:29:34,916 --> 01:29:38,378
...and we pretended to be fooled by it,as you hoped.
1147
01:29:38,545 --> 01:29:40,880
We tricked you into revealing yourself.
1148
01:29:41,047 --> 01:29:42,132
Minister...
1149
01:29:42,298 --> 01:29:44,259
...I'll tell you one more thing.
1150
01:29:44,426 --> 01:29:46,219
I'm actually very wise!
1151
01:29:52,434 --> 01:29:53,893
Wise?
1152
01:29:54,060 --> 01:29:56,646
Comfort yourself with your illusions.
1153
01:29:58,356 --> 01:30:00,942
Let's see what you can do to me.
1154
01:30:03,194 --> 01:30:04,320
Strike!
1155
01:30:05,071 --> 01:30:06,948
All right!
1156
01:30:51,826 --> 01:30:55,080
Master, grasp my tail.
1157
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:00,168
Felicity!
1158
01:31:00,335 --> 01:31:03,046
Take care! Stay clear!
1159
01:31:04,381 --> 01:31:07,467
I'm the Monkey King!
1160
01:31:07,634 --> 01:31:10,095
Demon, you cannot flee!
1161
01:31:15,975 --> 01:31:18,561
Bad monkey, he's such a stupid monk.
1162
01:31:18,728 --> 01:31:20,980
Is it worth dying for him?
1163
01:31:21,940 --> 01:31:24,442
Master, she says you're stupid.
She knows you too well.
1164
01:31:24,609 --> 01:31:26,861
Don't listen to her, I'm very wise.
1165
01:31:27,862 --> 01:31:29,239
You can't go far.
1166
01:31:29,406 --> 01:31:30,532
Ward me off?
1167
01:31:30,699 --> 01:31:33,034
You think you can?
1168
01:31:37,831 --> 01:31:39,332
Monkey...
1169
01:31:39,499 --> 01:31:42,293
...your nemesis is here!
1170
01:32:00,270 --> 01:32:01,521
Buddha!
1171
01:32:02,731 --> 01:32:04,774
Even Buddha is invited!
Giving you real face!
1172
01:32:17,037 --> 01:32:18,329
It's not possible.
1173
01:32:18,496 --> 01:32:19,664
It's an imposter.
1174
01:32:19,831 --> 01:32:22,500
Yep, looks like he's had
a nose and chin job.
1175
01:32:22,667 --> 01:32:23,877
Monkey...
1176
01:32:24,044 --> 01:32:26,338
...you've felt Buddha's power.
1177
01:32:26,504 --> 01:32:28,715
Come closer for the full effect!
1178
01:32:31,426 --> 01:32:34,596
Fine, try my Anchoring Pole.
1179
01:32:43,813 --> 01:32:46,900
No wave swell can match
the East Sea itself!
1180
01:33:12,717 --> 01:33:15,637
Master, shelter in my earlobe.
1181
01:33:59,639 --> 01:34:00,890
Two Buddhas!
1182
01:34:35,592 --> 01:34:37,135
Monkey. Monkey!
1183
01:35:59,426 --> 01:36:01,052
Immortal gold vulture...
1184
01:36:01,928 --> 01:36:05,724
...you have cultivated yourself
beside me...
1185
01:36:06,099 --> 01:36:08,977
...yet you do not understand.
1186
01:36:09,644 --> 01:36:13,481
No wonder you spread sophistry
in the world.
1187
01:36:15,066 --> 01:36:16,401
Lord Buddha...
1188
01:36:16,568 --> 01:36:18,319
...I live for you.
1189
01:36:18,486 --> 01:36:21,156
I've been by your side
for so many years.
1190
01:36:21,322 --> 01:36:23,158
But did you ever notice me?
1191
01:36:23,324 --> 01:36:25,285
Say no more.
1192
01:36:25,452 --> 01:36:29,581
Immortal gold vulture,
show your true self. Let go!
1193
01:37:09,162 --> 01:37:10,663
Try to stand, Felicity.
1194
01:37:11,456 --> 01:37:13,917
I will try to exorcise
your demonic traits.
1195
01:37:14,459 --> 01:37:16,211
There's too much demon in me.
1196
01:37:16,378 --> 01:37:17,879
Even if you save me...
1197
01:37:18,296 --> 01:37:20,632
...I can't be sure
I won't harm humans again.
1198
01:37:20,799 --> 01:37:22,175
You conquer demons...
1199
01:37:22,676 --> 01:37:24,052
...and I am a demon.
1200
01:37:24,678 --> 01:37:26,805
Free my soul.
1201
01:37:28,932 --> 01:37:30,183
She's right.
1202
01:37:30,725 --> 01:37:34,145
Her acrimony runs too deep,
she has to burn.
1203
01:37:37,023 --> 01:37:38,233
Felicity....
1204
01:37:38,400 --> 01:37:42,112
The greatest obstacle
in the world is love.
1205
01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:48,201
She is always here in your heart.
1206
01:37:48,368 --> 01:37:50,537
She fills it.
1207
01:37:50,704 --> 01:37:52,288
If only...
1208
01:37:52,455 --> 01:37:56,793
...I could remain as a trace
in your memories...
1209
01:37:56,960 --> 01:37:58,336
...I'll be content.
1210
01:38:03,717 --> 01:38:04,968
Don't look at me.
1211
01:38:05,135 --> 01:38:06,845
Clean up your own mess.
1212
01:38:07,012 --> 01:38:09,889
I don't want you saying
I've killed your girl.
1213
01:38:10,348 --> 01:38:12,058
Let's go.
1214
01:38:15,645 --> 01:38:17,480
The truth is...
1215
01:38:17,939 --> 01:38:20,191
...I really have fallen for you.
1216
01:38:21,109 --> 01:38:23,945
Do you like me at least a tiny bit?
1217
01:38:26,573 --> 01:38:27,991
Sorry.
1218
01:38:28,158 --> 01:38:29,743
My heart...
1219
01:38:29,909 --> 01:38:32,162
...has no space for anyone else.
1220
01:38:33,413 --> 01:38:36,332
I'm so silly, aren't I?
1221
01:38:36,791 --> 01:38:38,251
I knew that...
1222
01:38:38,418 --> 01:38:40,253
...but I still asked.
1223
01:38:43,882 --> 01:38:45,592
Felicity...
1224
01:38:47,635 --> 01:38:49,804
...I'm going to send you on your way.
1225
01:39:45,443 --> 01:39:46,736
Don't take it so hard.
1226
01:39:46,903 --> 01:39:48,488
Master, we should talk.
1227
01:39:48,655 --> 01:39:50,907
Did you ever have feelings for Felicity?
1228
01:39:51,866 --> 01:39:56,996
I'm asking you,
did you ever have feelings for Felicity?
1229
01:39:58,498 --> 01:40:01,251
Of course not!
You're the only one in my heart.
1230
01:40:01,626 --> 01:40:02,919
Only me?
1231
01:40:03,086 --> 01:40:06,214
Brother Monkey,
your headband was once Miss Duan's.
1232
01:40:06,381 --> 01:40:09,718
The memory of her still haunts Master
so he sometimes takes you for her.
1233
01:40:09,884 --> 01:40:12,721
-You can see it in his smile, look!
-Impossible!
1234
01:40:16,016 --> 01:40:17,934
Really?
1235
01:40:18,977 --> 01:40:21,646
You don't trust even me?
1236
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:28,361
So did she ever touch your heart?
1237
01:40:29,279 --> 01:40:33,241
Of course not, it's a meaningless question.
Did you really think I'd say yes?
1238
01:40:33,408 --> 01:40:35,118
You women always ask
the same question.
1239
01:40:35,285 --> 01:40:37,495
So you did, you lowlife!
1240
01:40:37,662 --> 01:40:39,414
Lowlife!
1241
01:40:47,088 --> 01:40:51,426
This can't go on, I'd better get back
the headband. Or she'll ask again.
1242
01:40:52,135 --> 01:40:53,636
What are you doing?
1243
01:40:53,803 --> 01:40:56,514
-Give back the headband.
-Are you crazy? You gave it to me.
1244
01:40:56,681 --> 01:40:58,725
It doesn't suit you,
it makes you look awful.
1245
01:40:58,892 --> 01:41:03,021
-You should have said so, you can have it.
-Hand it over! Why are you running off?
1246
01:41:03,188 --> 01:41:06,566
-I've given it to you.
-No, you just said you would.
1247
01:41:06,733 --> 01:41:10,904
-Right, I said I would.
-But you haven't done so.
1248
01:41:11,071 --> 01:41:12,822
Haven't I? Are you sure?
1249
01:41:12,989 --> 01:41:16,534
I'm sure! Believe me for once!
1250
01:48:05,318 --> 01:48:06,361
Let's go.
1251
01:48:06,528 --> 01:48:08,071
Hang on, there's probably more
after the credits.
1252
01:48:08,238 --> 01:48:10,281
No need to wait,
there's no post-credits scene.
1253
01:48:10,448 --> 01:48:14,494
Be sure to take all your belongings.
Exit on the right side, thank you.
1254
01:48:14,661 --> 01:48:17,080
Hey, blockbusters always have
a post-credits scene!
1255
01:48:17,247 --> 01:48:18,665
This isn't a blockbuster...
1256
01:48:18,832 --> 01:48:21,084
...so there isn't one.
1257
01:48:21,710 --> 01:48:22,919
I repeat...
1258
01:48:23,086 --> 01:48:24,629
...it's not a blockbuster...
1259
01:48:24,796 --> 01:48:26,881
...so there isn't one.
1260
01:48:27,048 --> 01:48:29,134
If this were a blockbuster...
1261
01:48:29,300 --> 01:48:31,386
...there'd be one.
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