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[ Typewriter Clacking ]
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- [ Bell Dings ]
- [ Slides Carriage Return ]
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♪♪ [ Acoustic Intro ]
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♪ The only time
I feel good falling ♪
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♪ Is when I'm falling
fast and hard foryou ♪
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♪ The last two digits
when I'm calling ♪
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♪ Fade away but somehow
I'll get through ♪
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♪ The only time
I feel good sinking ♪
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♪ Is when I'm sinking
fast and deep foryou ♪
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♪ You caught me
as I was winking ♪
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♪ Now I think my winking days
are through ♪
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♪ Could it be another change ♪
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♪ To come and rearrange? ♪
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♪ Why can't shejust
feel that way I do? ♪♪
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[ Boy Narrating ]
Dear friend...
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I am writing to you
because she said you listen and understand.
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And didn't try to sleep
with that person at that party...
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even though you could have.
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Please, don't try to figure out who I am.
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I don't want you to do that.
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I just need to know that people like you exist.
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Like, ifyou met me you wouldn't...
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think I was the weird kid
who spent time in the hospital.
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And I wouldn't make you nervous.
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I hope it's okay for me to think that.
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You see, I haven't really talked to anyone...
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outside of my family all summer.
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But tomorrow is my first day
of high school ever.
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And I need to turn things around.
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So I have a plan.
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As I enter the school for the first time...
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I will visualize what it will be like...
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on the last day of my senioryear.
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Unfortunately, I counted and that's—
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[ Bell Ringing ]
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Hop, freshman toads! Hop! Let's move it!
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1 ,385 days from now.
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We worked out all summer. Rock hard.
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Hey, you know what?
Why don't you guys get a room?
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Just 1 ,385 days.
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In the meantime, I'd hoped that my sister,
Candace, and her boyfriend, Derek...
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would have let me eat lunch
with their Earth Club.
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Seniors only.
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What are you doing with that plastic spork?
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I don't wanna bring back silverware.
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Derek, you're Earth Club treasurer. Come on!
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When my sister said "No," I thought...
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maybe my old friend Susan
would wanna have lunch with me.
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In middle school,
Susan was very fun to be around...
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but now she doesn't
like to say "Hi" to me anymore.
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And then there's Brad Hays.
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Before my older brother
went to play football for Penn State...
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he and Brad played together...
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so I thought maybe he'd say "Hi" to me.
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But Brad's a senior.
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And I'm me. So who am I kidding?
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On the bright side...
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one senior decided to make fun ofthe teacher
instead ofthe freshmen.
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He even drew on Mr. Callahan's
legendary goatee...
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with a grease pencil.
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[ Students Laughing ]
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The prick punch is not a toy.
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I learned that back in 'Nam in '68.
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"Callahan," sergeant said...
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"you put down that prick punch.
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You go kill some gooks."
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And you know what happened?
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That prick punch killed my best friend
in a Saigon whorehouse.
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[ Sighs ]
I heard you were gonna be in my class.
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Are you proud to be a senior...
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having to take freshman shop, Patty-Cakes?
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Look, my name is Patrick.
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Eitheryou call me Patrick
oryou call me nothing.
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Okay, Nothing.
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[ Boy Narrating ]
I felt really bad for Patrick.
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He wasn't doing the impersonation
to be mean or anything.
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He wasjust trying
to make us freshmen feel better.
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Nothing, why don't you read first?
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All right. "Chapter One.
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Surviving your fascist shop teacher...
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who needs to put kids down to feel big."
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Oh, wow,
this is useful, guys. We should read on.
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[ Students Laughing ]
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My last class ofthe day is Advanced English...
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and I'm really excited to finally learn...
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with the smartest kids in the school.
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Nice Trapper Keeper, faggot.
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Believe it or not,
she's gotten straight A's since kindergarten.
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Shh!
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I'm Mr. Anderson.
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I'm gonna be your teacher for freshman English.
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This semester we're gonna learn about...
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Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird.
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Genius book.
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Now, who'd like to get out
ofthe first pop quiz?
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I'm shocked. All right.
Well, you can skip the quiz...
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ifyou tell me which author
invented the paperback book.
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Anyone?
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He was British.
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He also invented the serial.
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In fact, at the end of
the third chapter of his first novel...
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he had a man hanging from
a cliff by his fingernails.
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Hence the term "cliff hanger."
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Anybody?
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- Yeah?
- Shakespeare.
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That's a great guess, but no.
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Shakespeare didn't write novels.
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Anybody else?
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Hmm?
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The author...
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was Charles Dickens.
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However, ifyou and I had
gone to a Shakespeare play...
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it would have cost us four pennies.
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Can you imagine that?
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We would have put those pennies in a metal box.
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The ushers would lock it in the office.
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And that's where we get the term—
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[ Together ]
Cash register.
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[ Chattering ]
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Office Max.
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I'll give you a free "A" on anything...
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except the final term paper ifyou get it right.
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Box office.
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[ Students Sighing ]
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[ Bell Ringing ]
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You should learn to participate.
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Why didn't you raise your hand?
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They call you the "teacher's pet"?
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"Freak"? That kinda thing?
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I used to get "spaz."
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I mean, come on, "spaz"?
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You know, I heard
you had a tough time last year.
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But they say ifyou make one friend...
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on your first day, you're doing okay.
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Thankyou, sir, but if my English teacher...
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is the only friend I make today...
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that would be sort ofdepressing.
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Yeah, I can see that.
[ Chuckles ]
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Don't worry, Mr. Anderson, I'm okay.
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Thanks.
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[ Bell Ringing ]
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I would happily not take shop—
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Hey, freshman toad.
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[ Boy Narrating ]
Well, I have 1 ,384 days to go.
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Just so I say it to someone...
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high school is even worse than middle school.
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If my parents ask me about it...
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I probably won't tell them the truth...
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because I don't want them...
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to worry that I might get bad again.
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If my Aunt Helen were still here,
I could talk to her...
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and I know she would understand...
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how I'm both happy and sad.
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And I'm still trying
to figure out how that could be.
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I just hope I make a friend soon.
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Love always, Charlie.
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[ Mother ]
Charlie? Come on.
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Mmm.
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This chicken paprikash is delicious.
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[ Mother ]
Thankyou, Derek. It's Charlie's favorite.
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He was a little nervous about starting high
school today, so I made it for him.
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Feel a little silly
about being nervous now, huh, Champ?
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Yes, sir. I sure do.
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I told you,just give 'em a smile...
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and be yourself.
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- That's howyou—
- Make friends in the real world.
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You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
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Freshman year is tough, but...
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you really find yourself.
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Thanks, Derek.
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You could have been a little nicer to Derek.
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I'm sorry, the kid's a pussy. I can't stand him.
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- I really hope you love the mix tape I made.
- I do.
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- [ Derek ] The cover is hand-painted.
- Oh, wow.
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey, Charlie, you want this?
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Are you sure?
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[ Whispering ]
He gives me one every week.
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[ Derek On Tape ]
Hey, babe.
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This next one might be a little sad,
but it reminded me ofyour eyes.
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♪ Sing me to sleep ♪
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♪ I'm tired and I ♪
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♪ I want to go to bed ♪
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♪ Sing me to sleep ♪
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Did you already do the term paper on
To Kill a Mockingbird?
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No.
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Get him.
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♪ Don't try to wake me
in the morning ♪
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♪ 'Cause I will be gone ♪
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♪ Don't feel bad for me ♪
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♪ I want you to know ♪
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♪ Deep in the cell of my heart ♪
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♪ I will feel so glad to go ♪♪
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[ Cheerleaders Cheering ]
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[ Blows Whistle ]
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[ Cheering ]
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Let's go, Devils!
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Patrick ]
Right. Come on, offense!
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- Hey, Nothing.
- Hey, Nothing.
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Oh, suck it, virginity pledges.
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Suck it.
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Oh, you're in trouble now,Jaguars!
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Hey, Patrick.
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Hey. You're in my shop class, right?
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How's your clock coming?
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My dad's building it for me.
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Yeah. Mine looks like a boat.
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You wanna sit over here
or are you waiting foryour friends?
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No, no, no, I'll sit.
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Thanks for not calling me Nothing by the way.
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It's an endless nightmare.
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And these assholes,
they actually think they're being original.
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So do you like football?
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Love it. Love football.
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Maybe you know my brother then.
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Hey, Sam.
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Question. Could the bathrooms
here be more disgusting?
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Yes. They call it the men's room.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh. So I finally got hold of Bob.
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[ Patrick ]
Party tonight?
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He's still trying to shag
that waitress from the Olive Garden.
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Ah! He's never tossing that salad.
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Come on!
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[ Sam ]
Patrick.
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Yeah?
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Who's this?
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This is-
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Charlie Kelmeckis.
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[ Patrick ]
Kelmeckis?
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No shit? Your sister's dating
Ponytail Derek, isn't she?
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- God.
- Is that what they call him?
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Would you leave Ponytail Derek alone?
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You put the "ass" in "class," Patrick.
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I try. Sam, I try.
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It's nice to meet you, Charlie.
I'm Sam.
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- What's the plan? Are we going
to Mary Elizabeth's tonight?
- Nope.
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She got caught watering down her parents'
brandy with iced tea.
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- Ugh!
- Let'sjust go to Kings.
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All right. We're goin' to Kings
after the game ifyou wanna come.
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Sam ]
Do you have a favorite band?
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Well, I think The Smiths are my favorite.
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Are you kidding?
I love The Smiths. Best breakup band ever.
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What's your favorite song?
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"Asleep." It'sfrom Louder than Bombs.
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I heard it on Ponytail Derek's mix tape.
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Oh, that works on so many levels.
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I can make you guys a copy ifyou want.
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-What about Eides? You love Eides, right?
-Yeah, ofcourse. They're great.
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Not a band, Charlie.
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It's a record store downtown.
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Things sound so much better on vinyl.
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You know, I used to be popular
before Sam got me some good music.
256
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,579
So you be careful.
She'll ruin your life forever.
257
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,830
That's okay.
258
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,333
- Hey, Nothing.
- Hey, Nothing.
259
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,710
[ Patrick ]
Let it go!Jesus!
260
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,463
It's an antiquejoke. It's over.
261
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,715
So what are you gonna do when you
get outta this place?
262
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,843
Well, my Aunt Helen said I should be a writer...
263
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,512
but I don't know what I'd write about.
264
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,263
You could write about us.
265
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,808
Yeah!Callit Slut and the Falcon.
266
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,393
Make us solve crimes.
267
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,729
You guys seem really happy together.
268
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,564
How long have you been boyfriend and girlfriend?
269
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:20,025
[ Laughing ]
270
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,028
He's not my boyfriend. He's my stepbrother.
271
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,447
My mom finally left my worthless dad...
272
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,242
and married his nice dad when we moved here.
273
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,244
But she's not bitter or anything.
Make no mistake.
274
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:34,248
Absolutely not. Charlie, I'm not a bulimic.
275
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:37,543
- I'm a bulim-ist.
- I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
276
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,670
Shejust really believes in bulimia.
277
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,296
I love bulimia!
278
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,470
Hey. Thanks for paying, Charlie.
279
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,639
Oh, no problem. Thankyou guys for the ride.
280
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,975
- Maybe I'll see you around in school?
- ♪♪ [ Volume Increases ]
281
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:57,521
- God, would you turn it down?
You're gonna make us deaf.
- So be it. It's rock and roll.
282
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,606
Bye, Charlie!
283
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,733
- Bye, Charlie.
- Okay, bye.
284
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:13,161
[ Arguing Faintly ]
285
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,581
[ Candace ] Your mom says,
"Don't go to Columbia with Candace, Derek."
286
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,374
- [ Derek ] Shh! Shut—
- "Don't go to Columbia!"
287
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,459
Do you always want to be a mama's boy, Derek?
288
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,836
I am not a mama's boy!
289
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,796
You are, because
every single time I go to your house—
290
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,880
Every single time!
291
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,841
[ Shouting ]
Shut up, Candace!
292
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,844
You just stand there like a little bitch dog.
[ Gasps ]
293
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:33,015
No. Charlie—
Charlie,just go. I can handle it.
294
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,183
Just don't wake up Mom and Dad.
295
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,921
[ Mother ]
Hey! Look who's here.
296
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,133
Welcome home, Aunt Helen.
297
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:11,219
Aw! Look at you guys.
298
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,096
Dressed so nice.
299
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,939
[ Charlie ]
Hey, Candace.
300
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,151
What are you doing?
301
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:31,573
Look, I egged him on. You saw it.
302
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:35,994
He's never hit me before,
and I promise you, he will never hit me again.
303
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,080
Like Aunt Helen's boyfriends?
304
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,128
Charlie, this is Ponytail Derek.
305
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,464
I can handle him.
306
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,176
Do you trust me?
307
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,390
[ Whispering ]
Please, don't tell Mom and Dad.
308
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,694
♪♪ [ R & B ]
309
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,671
[ Cheering ]
310
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,676
♪♪ [ Pop ]
311
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:39,266
Oh, my God, they're playing good music!
312
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,310
Holy shit.
Holy shit! They are! They're playing good music.
313
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,896
- [ Sam ] Living room routine.
- Living room routine.
314
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,857
- Yes.
- Yes!
315
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,775
[ Patrick ]
Excuse us. Excuse me. Pardon.
316
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,444
Sorry.
317
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,363
[ Patrick ]
Get out ofthe way! Get out ofthe way!
318
00:17:56,159 --> 00:18:00,245
♪ Poor oldJohnny Ray ♪
319
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,748
♪ Sounded sad upon the radio ♪
320
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,709
♪ Moved a million hearts
in mono ♪
321
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:09,629
♪ Our mothers cried ♪
322
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:13,967
- ♪ Sang along, who'd blame them? ♪
- ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
323
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:20,599
♪ Too-rye-loo-rye,
Too-rye-loo-rye-ay ♪
324
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:25,729
♪ And we can sing
just like our fathers ♪
325
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,773
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
326
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,025
- ♪ Oh, I swear♪
- ♪ What he means ♪
327
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:35,155
♪ At this moment
you mean everything ♪
328
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,492
♪ You in that dress
My thoughts, I confess ♪
329
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,619
♪ Verge on dirty ♪
330
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:44,456
♪ Oh, come on, Eileen ♪
331
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,794
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
332
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,754
♪ Too-loo-rye-ay ♪
333
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,215
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
334
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,800
♪ Too-loo-rye-ay ♪
335
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:58,720
♪ Nowyou're full grown
Nowyou have shown ♪
336
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,889
- ♪ Oh, Eileen ♪
- Oh!
337
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,808
[ Sam ]
Oh!
338
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,851
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
339
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:10,106
♪ These things they are real
and I know how you feel ♪
340
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:13,360
♪ Now I must say
more than ever ♪
341
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,362
♪ Things round here
have changed ♪
342
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:22,911
♪ I said, too-loo-rye
Too-loo-rye-ay ♪♪
343
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,414
[ Sam ]
God, it's freezing!
344
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,125
But you wore that toasty costume.
It's not like it's cute or original.
345
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,420
- You'd hope it would be warm.
- Yeah, piss off, Tennessee Tuxedo.
346
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,673
[ Stammering ]
Are you sure it's okay that I come?
347
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,801
Yeah, ofcourse.
Just remember, Charlie, Bob's not paranoid.
348
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,177
He's sensitive.
349
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,012
Sam!
350
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:44,307
That waitress from the Olive Garden,
she was such a tease.
351
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:45,267
- [ Sighs ]
- Oh.
352
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,726
Will you marry me?
353
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,395
Only with Patrick's blessing.
354
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,021
Patrick?
355
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,357
You are a hopeless stoner
who attends the culinary institute.
356
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,819
I'm gonna say "no" on that,
but nice try. Charlie.
357
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,529
Oh, touché.
358
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,156
♪♪ [ Rock ]
359
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:09,207
So, Charlie. This is a party.
360
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,468
This is what fun looks like.
361
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,180
Are you ready to meet some desperate women?
362
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,807
Here, have a seat.
363
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:26,933
Hey, ladies.
364
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,436
Meet Charlie.
365
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,606
- Hi.
- Meet ladies.
366
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:33,982
- Hey.
- Mary Elizabeth.
367
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,525
- Alice.
- Nice to meet you.
368
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,068
[ Patrick ]
This is Charlie's first party ever.
369
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:42,157
So I expect nice, meaningful,
heartfelt blowjobs from both ofyou.
370
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,826
- [ Mary Elizabeth ]
Patrick, you're such a dick.
- Where the hell did you go?
371
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,454
- The dance was a little boring, don't you think?
- You are so selfish.
372
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,998
We looked everywhere foryou.
You could have told someone.
373
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,458
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
Cry me a river.
374
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:54,920
How is it that you've got meaner since
becoming a Buddhist?
375
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,254
Just lucky, I guess.
376
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,631
No, you're doing something wrong, I think.
377
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,215
Mmm. Or something very right.
378
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,301
- Yeah, well—
- [ Sam ] Hey!
379
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,011
Look who's here.
380
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,556
Is that Brad Hays?
381
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,642
Yeah. He comes here sometimes.
382
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,810
- But he's a popular kid.
- Hmm.
383
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,979
Then what are we?
384
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:16,733
Oh, Charlie! You look like
you could use a brownie.
385
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,902
Thankyou.
386
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:22,113
I was so hungry at the dance.
I was gonna go to Kings...
387
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,907
but I didn't really have any time.
388
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:25,533
Thanks.
389
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,257
[ Charlie ]
Have you guys felt this carpet?
390
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,677
This carpet feels so darn good.
391
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,553
[ Girls Giggling ]
392
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,352
Charlie, Charlie,
what do you think about high school?
393
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,728
High school?
[ Scoffs ]
394
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,481
Bullshit.
395
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,525
The cafeteria is called the Nutrition Center.
396
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,987
People wear their letterjackets
even when it's 98 degrees out.
397
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,864
And why do they give out
letterjackets to marching band?
398
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,742
It's not a sport.
399
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,160
We all know it.
400
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,371
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
This kid is crazy.
401
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,707
Mary Elizabeth,
I thinkyou're really gonna regret that...
402
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,585
you know— [ Buzzing Sound ]
haircut when you look back at old photographs.
403
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,921
- [ Alice ] Oh, my God!
- [ All Laughing ]
404
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,590
I'm really sorry.
That sounded like a compliment in my head.
405
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,550
My God!
406
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:24,634
Well, it's kinda true.
407
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,094
Shut up!
408
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,304
I can't even be mad at him. Look at him.
409
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,723
[ Sam ]
Bob, did you get him stoned?
410
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,933
Come on, Sam, he likes it,just look at him.
411
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,018
[ Chuckles ]
412
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,561
How do you feel, Charlie?
413
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,564
I just really want a milk shake.
414
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,107
[ Laughing ]
415
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:47,991
Sam—
416
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,705
You have such pretty brown eyes.
417
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,415
The kind of pretty that deserves to make...
418
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,834
a big deal about itselfthough,
you know what I mean?
419
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:03,548
Okay, Charlie. Let me make the milk shake.
420
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,760
Mmm. What a great word. Milk shake.
421
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:10,847
It's like when you sayyour name over and over
again in the mirror...
422
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,099
and after a while it sounds crazy.
423
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,518
So I'm guessing you've never been high before?
424
00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:18,104
No. No, no, no.
425
00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:20,690
My best friend, Michael,
his dad was a big drinker...
426
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:23,359
so he hated all that stuff.
427
00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:24,486
Parties too.
428
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,071
Well, where is Michael tonight?
429
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,615
Oh, he shot himself last May.
430
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:36,289
I kinda wished he'd left a note.
You know what I mean?
431
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,006
Where's the bathroom?
432
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,176
It's up the stairs.
433
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,552
Thanks, Sam.
434
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:51,346
You're so nice.
435
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,652
Charlie.
436
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,031
Weird.
437
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:15,745
Oh.
438
00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:18,331
Charlie.
439
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,791
[ Brad ]
What—
440
00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:22,252
Who was that kid?
441
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:24,796
Relax. Relax. He's a friend of mine.
442
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:26,631
Stay here.
443
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,383
[ Charlie ]
I didn't see anything.
444
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,677
Yeah, I know you saw something,
but it's okay.
445
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,138
Okay, listen...
446
00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:36,432
Brad doesn't want anyone to know.
447
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,310
Wait.
448
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:43,231
- Are you baked?
- Like a cake.
449
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,316
[ Chuckling ]
That's what Bob said.
450
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:47,986
And you can't have three on a match
because then they'd find us.
451
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,613
And everybody laughed
but I don't understand what's funny.
452
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:55,034
Okay, Charlie, listen.
453
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:58,454
I need you to promise...
454
00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,916
that you're not gonna say anything
to anyone about me and Brad.
455
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:05,170
Okay? This has to be our little secret.
456
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:09,215
Our little secret. Agreed.
457
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,092
Okay.
458
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,802
Thankyou.
459
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,012
We'll talk later.
460
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,766
I look forward to that big talk.
461
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:24,063
- [ Mary Elizabeth ] Can I have your cherry?
- Mm-hmm.
462
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:27,775
Isn't this the best milk shake ever, Alice?
463
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,444
It's even better than the first one.
464
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,911
[ Whispering ] Charliejust told me that
his best friend shot himself.
465
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:43,499
I don't think he has any friends.
466
00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:47,462
[ Sighs ]
467
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,383
Hey, everyone!
468
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,718
Everybody!
469
00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:58,389
Everyone...
470
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,475
raise your glasses to Charlie.
471
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:05,355
- What did I do?
- You didn't do anything.
472
00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:07,690
Wejust wanna toast to our new friend.
473
00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,359
You see things.
474
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,069
And you understand.
475
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:13,821
You're a wallflower.
476
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:18,534
What is it? What's wrong?
477
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,372
I didn't think anyone noticed me.
478
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,207
[ Chuckles ]
479
00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:29,045
Well, we didn't think
there was anyone cool left to meet.
480
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,172
So come on, everyone.
481
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,801
To Charlie.
482
00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:36,302
[ Together ]
To Charlie.
483
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,142
Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys.
484
00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:47,522
♪♪ [ Rock ]
485
00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:55,321
Oh, my God! What is this song?
486
00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:56,948
Right? I have no idea.
487
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,783
Have you ever heard this before?
488
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,535
Never.
489
00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:04,080
Patrick, we've gotta go through the tunnel.
490
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,540
Sam, it's freezing.
491
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,708
Patrick, It's the perfect song.
492
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,043
No. Mama Patrick says "No."
493
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:12,672
Patrick. It's Sam.
It's Sam speaking to you right now.
494
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,507
I'm begging you to do this for me.
495
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:15,258
I concede!
496
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,554
What is she doing?
497
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,556
Oh, don't worry. She does it all the time.
498
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,312
Turn it up!
499
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,105
You got it, your highness.
500
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:34,694
♪ We can be heroes ♪
501
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:37,238
♪Just for one day ♪
502
00:27:57,259 --> 00:28:00,011
♪ I ♪
503
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:03,097
♪ I will be king ♪
504
00:28:05,476 --> 00:28:08,519
♪ And you ♪
505
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:09,854
What?
506
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,982
I feel infinite.
507
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:17,195
♪ And nothing ♪
508
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,781
♪ Will drive them away ♪
509
00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:25,870
♪ We can be heroes ♪
510
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,456
♪Just for one day ♪♪
511
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,042
[ Charlie ]
Dear friend...
512
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,379
I'm sorry I haven't written for a while...
513
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:37,048
but I've been trying hard not to be a loser.
514
00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,466
- ♪♪ [ Ballad ]
- [ Mouthing Words ]
515
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,094
For example, I'm trying to participate...
516
00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:43,596
by listening to Sam's collection
of big rock ballads...
517
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,181
and thinking about love.
518
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,435
Sam says they're kitschy and brilliant.
519
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,978
I completely agree.
520
00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:59,070
I'm also writing essays
and studying extra books outside ofclass.
521
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,948
As it turns out, Mr. Anderson is a writer.
522
00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:03,950
He even had a play put up in New York once...
523
00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:06,035
which I think is very impressive.
524
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,787
Great Gatsby?
525
00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:11,082
He and his wife might go back there
after this year.
526
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,460
I know this is selfish,
but I really hope he doesn't.
527
00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,338
My favorite time, though, is lunch...
528
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,966
because I get to see Sam and Patrick.
529
00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:22,760
We spend the time working on
Mary Elizabeth's fanzine...
530
00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:25,555
about music and
The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
531
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,765
It's called PunkRocky.
532
00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:29,809
Mary Elizabeth is really interesting...
533
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:32,270
because she's a Buddhist and a punk.
534
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:37,191
But somehow she always acts like my father
at the end ofa long day.
535
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,277
Her best friend Alice loves vampires...
536
00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:40,945
and wants to go to film school.
537
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:43,322
She also stealsjeans from the mall.
538
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:46,367
I don't know why, because her family is rich...
539
00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,077
but I'm trying not to bejudgmental.
540
00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:52,165
Especially since I know
that they were all there for Patrick last year.
541
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,041
Patrick never likes to be serious...
542
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:57,086
so it took me a while to get what happened.
543
00:29:57,171 --> 00:30:02,049
When he was a junior, Patrick started seeing
Brad on the weekends in secret.
544
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,843
I guess it was hard, too...
545
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:07,346
because Brad had to
get drunk every time they fooled around.
546
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,432
Then Monday in school, Brad would say...
547
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:13,186
"Man, I was so wasted I don't remember a thing."
548
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:16,189
This went on for seven months.
549
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:19,859
When they finally did it,
Brad said he loved Patrick.
550
00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:21,986
Then he started to cry.
551
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,696
No matter what Patrick did...
552
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:26,449
Brad kept saying that his dad would kill him.
553
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,327
And saying that he was going to hell.
554
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:33,247
Patrick was eventually
able to help Brad get sober.
555
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,208
I asked Patrick if he felt sad...
556
00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:38,127
that he still had to keep it a secret.
557
00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:40,922
And he said "No," because at least now...
558
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:44,717
Brad doesn't have to get drunk to love him.
559
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:49,222
I think I understand, because I really like Sam.
560
00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:50,973
I asked my sister about her...
561
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,892
and she said that when Sam was a freshman...
562
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:56,312
the upperclassmen used to
get her drunk at parties.
563
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,481
I guess she had a reputation.
564
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,024
But I don't care.
565
00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:04,654
I'd hate for her tojudge me based on
what I used to be like.
566
00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:07,698
So I've been making her
a mix tape so she'll know how I feel.
567
00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,285
Oh, shit!
568
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,621
- [ Man ] C!
- [ Crowd ] C!
569
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:14,622
- Give me a K!
- K!
570
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,332
- Give me a Y!
- Y!
571
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:17,416
What's that spell?
572
00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:18,501
Rocky!
573
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:19,669
I can't hearyou!
574
00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:20,670
Rocky!
575
00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,046
One more time!
576
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,090
Rocky!
577
00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,717
♪♪ [ Fanfare ]
578
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:48,239
♪ Whatever happened
to Fay Wray? ♪
579
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,615
[ Crowd ]
She went ape-shit.
580
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,659
♪ That delicate ♪
581
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:55,746
♪ Satin-draped frame ♪
582
00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:01,919
♪ As it clung to her thigh ♪
583
00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:08,426
♪ How I started to cry ♪
584
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:14,682
♪ 'Cause I wanted to be dressed
just the same ♪
585
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:19,770
♪ Give yourselfover ♪
586
00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:23,983
♪ To absolute pleasure ♪
587
00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:27,278
♪ Swim the warm waters ♪
588
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:31,490
♪ Ofsins ofthe flesh ♪
589
00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:34,160
♪ Erotic nightmares ♪
590
00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:38,456
♪ Beyond any measure ♪
591
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:41,959
♪ And sensual daydreams ♪
592
00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:46,714
♪ To treasure forever♪
593
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:51,302
♪ Can't you just see it? ♪
594
00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:55,723
♪ Whoa, ho, whoa ♪
595
00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:04,815
♪ Don't dream it ♪
596
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:09,028
♪ Be it ♪♪
597
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,242
That picture is gorgeous, Craig.
What did you use?
598
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,161
Oh, I know. Thankyou.
599
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:20,331
Color film,
but black and white paper for printing.
600
00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:22,667
Yeah. My professor gave me an A...
601
00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:24,377
but for all the wrong reasons.
602
00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:26,212
Most ofthem are idiots.
603
00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:28,381
You'll see what I mean when you get to college.
604
00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,091
How'd your S.A.T.'s go, by the way?
605
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:33,344
1 1 50. I think I'll get into NYU.
606
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:34,387
Yeah, I hope so.
607
00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:37,765
1 490. Harvard. Face.
608
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:39,266
[ Groans ]
609
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,602
So-
610
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:42,978
Are you okay?
611
00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:44,939
Yeah. Yeah.
612
00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:48,943
But I got my S.A.T. results back.
613
00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:50,695
Oops.
614
00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:53,572
You can take them again, you know.
615
00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:56,367
Yeah, it'sjust,
if I'm going to Penn State main campus...
616
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:58,327
I have to do much better.
617
00:33:58,412 --> 00:34:00,579
I wish I would have studied freshman year.
618
00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:04,125
It's a bit ofa mess.
619
00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:07,920
I'll help you study for the next one.
620
00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:09,505
Will you?
621
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:10,840
Yeah. Ofcourse.
622
00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:13,676
Thanks, Charlie.
623
00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:27,565
What's this?
624
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:31,235
It'sjust a mix tape. No big deal.
625
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,279
My parents have a good stereo, so—
626
00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:37,450
It's all about that night in the tunnel.
627
00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:39,577
I couldn't find that song
that we were listening to...
628
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,413
but, you know, I'm still
searching for it, so yeah.
629
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:43,706
That's okay.
630
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,375
These are great.
631
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:49,086
Nick Drake.
632
00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:51,338
The Shaggs.
633
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:54,467
You have really good taste, Charlie.
634
00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:55,634
Really?
635
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:56,927
Yeah.
636
00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:59,180
Way better than me as a freshman.
637
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,140
I used to listen to the worst Top 40.
638
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,392
- No.
- Yeah, I did.
639
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,854
Then I heard this old song.
640
00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:10,149
"Pearly Dewdrops' Drop."
641
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:13,944
And I thought someday
I'd be at a party in college or something...
642
00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:19,200
and I'd look up and see
this person across the room.
643
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,452
And from that moment, I'd know...
644
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:24,246
everything was going to be okay.
645
00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:27,041
You know what I mean?
646
00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:30,294
Yeah.
647
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,392
♪♪ [ Pop ]
648
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,229
[ Alice ]
I hope it works out.
649
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:50,231
I don't know.
650
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:52,817
[ Alice ] Craig would be
a big step up from her last boyfriend.
651
00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:53,984
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
Yeah, no shit.
652
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,153
Who could forget Mr. Car Wash Loser?
653
00:35:56,238 --> 00:35:59,490
I just hope she can stop playing dumb
with these guys.
654
00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:03,118
I keep telling her, "Don't make yourselfsmall."
655
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,913
Can't save anybody.
656
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:08,749
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
Excuse me.
657
00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:11,377
Man, your mix is morbidly sad, kid.
658
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:13,921
How about something
a little bit more upbeat, huh?
659
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,714
Let'sjust see.
660
00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:17,925
So Sam tells me you wanna be a writer.
661
00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:21,053
Yeah.
662
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:22,429
Don't you write poetry, Craig?
663
00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:29,270
Poetry writes me. You know?
664
00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:31,939
Let's get this party started.
665
00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:35,150
♪♪ [ Funk ]
666
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,046
Wow.
667
00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:58,132
That was fast.
668
00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,300
You want another one?
669
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:00,426
Yeah.
670
00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:01,552
All right.
671
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:06,849
[ Chuckles Softly ]
672
00:37:10,604 --> 00:37:11,937
Mr. Anderson?
673
00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:15,065
Can I askyou something?
674
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:17,234
Yeah.
675
00:37:17,319 --> 00:37:23,157
Why do nice people choose
the wrong people to date?
676
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,619
Are we talking about anyone specific?
677
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,413
Well—
678
00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:36,420
We accept the love we think we deserve.
679
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:39,173
Can we make them know that they deserve more?
680
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,008
We can try.
681
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,259
[ Chuckles Softly ]
682
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:01,236
- Hey.
- Hey, Sam. Didn't see you come in.
683
00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:02,947
How's it goin'?
684
00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:05,908
You wanna start work on
probability and statistics?
685
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,201
Yeah. Sure.
686
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:10,579
Page 291 in your book.
687
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,208
And I ordered you some breakfast.
688
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,085
The country breakfast.
689
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,886
♪♪ [ Rock ]
690
00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:34,186
Dad?
691
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:36,397
Can I have 30 dollars?
692
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,649
Twenty dollars?
What do you need 1 0 dollars for?
693
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,025
Sam's doing Secret Santa.
694
00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:42,403
It's her favorite thing in the world. Please?
695
00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:46,490
Have fun.
696
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:49,910
Thanks.
697
00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:00,754
Hmm!
698
00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:03,507
Charlie.
699
00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:06,343
This was my favorite book growing up.
700
00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:09,680
This is my copy, but I want you to have it.
701
00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:12,391
Thanks.
702
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,851
Have a great Christmas break.
703
00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:15,686
You, too, Mr. Anderson.
704
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:19,773
Terrible stain.
705
00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:26,780
That's pretty good, Charlie.
706
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,830
You gotta be kidding me.
707
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:37,291
Ifyou fail me, you get me next semester.
708
00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:43,505
Whoo!
709
00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:48,594
C minus!
Ladies and gentlemen, I am below average!
710
00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:51,055
- Below average!
- Below average!
711
00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:52,723
Guys, 1 21 0.
712
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:53,849
[ Patrick ]
What?
713
00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:59,229
No more applications! No more S.A.T.'s!
714
00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:01,106
Thankyou, Charlie!
715
00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:03,984
All right. All right, guys, I got—
716
00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:07,154
Multiple pairs of bluejeans.
717
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,739
Wow, this is a really tough one...
718
00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:10,908
but I'm gonna have to guess Alice.
719
00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:11,950
Wait.
720
00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:15,370
Guys, a receipt! She actually paid!
721
00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:17,414
I'm so touched!
722
00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:18,582
Where's Craig?
723
00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,167
Oh, he went home to Connecticut.
724
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,461
But he'll be back for New Year's Eve.
725
00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:25,506
Sorry we won't be seeing him tonight.
726
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:29,468
All right, big brother by three weeks,
who's your Secret Santa?
727
00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,136
I'll tell you, Sam.
728
00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:32,596
This one's tough.
729
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,848
I have received a harmonica...
730
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,934
a Magnetic Poetry set...
731
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:38,811
a book about Harvey Milk...
732
00:40:38,895 --> 00:40:43,565
and a mix tape with
the song "Asleep" on it twice.
733
00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:45,275
I mean, I have no idea.
734
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,112
This collection of presents is so gay...
735
00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:50,614
that I think I must have given them to myself.
736
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:53,033
But despite that distinct possibility...
737
00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:55,536
I'm gonna have to go with—
738
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:56,662
Drum roll.
739
00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:00,415
- Charlie.
- [ Together ] Oh!
740
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,667
Obviously.
741
00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:02,876
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
Beautifully done.
742
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:05,546
All right, Charlie. It's your turn.
743
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,714
Okay.
744
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,968
Okeydokey.
745
00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:17,558
I have received socks, pants,
a shirt and a belt.
746
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:20,269
I was ordered to wear them all tonight, so—
747
00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:24,398
Guessing my Secret Santa is Mary Elizabeth.
748
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,108
[ Patrick ]
Huh. Now why do you say that?
749
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:28,569
You know, she bosses people around sometimes.
750
00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:29,820
- [ All Laughing ]
- Sorry.
751
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:32,698
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- Sorry.
752
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:35,701
You'll be surprised to know
that your Secret Santa is actually me.
753
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:37,870
Why all the clothes?
754
00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:41,165
Well, all the great writers
used to wear great suits.
755
00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:44,751
So your last present
is on a towel rack in the bathroom.
756
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:47,212
Delve into our facilities.
757
00:41:47,297 --> 00:41:49,173
Emerge a star.
758
00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:50,340
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
Perfect.
759
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:51,675
Will you hand these out while I'm gone?
760
00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,093
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
Wait a second.
761
00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:55,179
There's only Secret Santa presents.
There's rules.
762
00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:58,390
Mary Elizabeth, why are you
trying to eat Christmas?
763
00:41:58,474 --> 00:41:59,766
Hand them out, Sam.
764
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,769
All right. Mary Elizabeth. Foryou.
765
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:04,771
Alice.
766
00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:06,023
Thanks.
767
00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:07,816
[ Sam ]
Bob.
768
00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:11,862
And this one's for me.
769
00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:14,615
"Alice, I knowyou'll get into NYU."
770
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:18,952
Forty dollars to print
PunkRocky in color next time.
771
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:22,289
He knows me.
772
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:23,999
- He really knows me.
- [ Alice Laughs ]
773
00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:28,462
[ Chuckles Softly ]
774
00:42:39,349 --> 00:42:41,225
All right, Charlie.
775
00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:43,060
Come on out.
776
00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:44,269
Get out here, buddy.
777
00:42:44,354 --> 00:42:45,479
Come on, Charlie. Charlie!
778
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,563
[ All Chanting ]
779
00:42:46,648 --> 00:42:48,982
Don't be shy.
780
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,777
Come out, come out, wherever—
781
00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:53,820
- [ Mary Elizabeth ] Oh!
- [ Patrick Gasps ]
782
00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:00,911
- Yeah!
- [ Cheering ]
783
00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:05,332
What a display of man I have never seen!
784
00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:08,085
[ Charlie ]
Where are we going?
785
00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:09,836
It's a surprise.
786
00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,423
Is this your room?
787
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:14,675
Mm-hmm.
788
00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:19,346
So cool.
789
00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:21,223
Thanks.
790
00:43:25,895 --> 00:43:28,313
You got me a present?
791
00:43:28,398 --> 00:43:30,732
After all your help
on my Penn State application?
792
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,859
Ofcourse I did.
793
00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:36,029
Open it!
794
00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:42,995
I don't know what to say.
795
00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:44,413
You don't have to say anything.
796
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,145
I'm really sorry we can't
be here foryour birthday.
797
00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:11,481
No, that's okay. I'm just sorry
you have to go back and visit your dad.
798
00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:14,318
I'm in such a good mood
I don't think even he could ruin it.
799
00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:16,820
I feel like I'm finally doing good.
800
00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,030
You are.
801
00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:20,907
Well, what about you?
802
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:24,745
When I met you,
you were this scared freshman.
803
00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:27,414
Now look at you in that suit.
804
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:30,834
You're like a sexy English schoolboy.
805
00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:32,336
I saw Mary Elizabeth checking you out.
806
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:33,378
No.
807
00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:36,006
Innocent.
808
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,507
Worst kinda guys.
809
00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:38,759
Never see you coming.
810
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:41,053
And parents love you.
811
00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:43,388
That's, like...
812
00:44:43,473 --> 00:44:45,057
extra danger.
813
00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:47,184
Yeah, well, it hasn't worked so far.
814
00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:49,269
You've never had a girlfriend?
815
00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:51,438
Not even like a second grade Valentine?
816
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:52,564
Nope.
817
00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:54,399
Have you ever kissed a girl?
818
00:44:54,484 --> 00:44:55,609
No.
819
00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:58,111
What about you?
820
00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:03,742
Have I ever kissed a girl?
821
00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:05,952
No, no. Your first kiss.
822
00:45:07,789 --> 00:45:09,706
I was 1 1 .
823
00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:11,541
His name was Robert.
824
00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:13,919
He used to come over to the house all the time.
825
00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:15,629
Was he your first boyfriend?
826
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:19,049
He was my—
827
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,301
He was my dad's boss.
828
00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:28,892
You know, Charlie, I used to sleep with guys
who treated me like shit.
829
00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:31,520
And get wasted all the time.
830
00:45:32,522 --> 00:45:33,980
But now I feel like...
831
00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:36,775
I have a chance. Like—
832
00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:39,152
I can even get into a real college.
833
00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:41,029
It's true. You can do it.
834
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,786
You really think so?
835
00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:58,839
My aunt had that same thing
done to her, too.
836
00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:01,341
And she turned her life around.
837
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,595
She must have been great.
838
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,515
She was my favorite person in the world.
839
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:09,850
Until now.
840
00:46:14,439 --> 00:46:15,605
[ Sam Exhales ]
841
00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:19,443
Charlie—
842
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:26,366
I know that you know I like Craig.
843
00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:29,870
But I want to forget about that
for a minute, okay?
844
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:31,788
Okay.
845
00:46:31,873 --> 00:46:36,042
I just wanna make sure
that the first person who kisses you...
846
00:46:36,878 --> 00:46:38,503
loves you.
847
00:46:38,588 --> 00:46:39,796
Okay?
848
00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:44,926
Okay.
849
00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:05,238
I love you, Charlie.
850
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,993
I love you, too.
851
00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:19,002
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
I wanna do Secret Santa forever!
852
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:26,843
Have a good time at your mom's.
853
00:47:26,928 --> 00:47:29,721
Thanks. And, listen, Charlie.
854
00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:31,932
Because your birthday's on Christmas Eve...
855
00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:33,892
I figure you don't get that many presents?
856
00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:37,229
I thought you should have my clock.
857
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:38,522
From the heart.
858
00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:40,357
Thankyou, Patrick.
859
00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:41,441
[ Sam Chuckles ]
860
00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:43,777
Bye.
861
00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:47,030
Have a good one, guys.
862
00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:49,449
I love you guys!
863
00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,624
Hey!
864
00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:58,625
Look who's here.
865
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:04,506
- Come here, little sister.
- Hey, Chris.
866
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:06,883
Hey, honey. Ah.
867
00:48:06,968 --> 00:48:09,177
[ Chris ]
Ma, you look so thin.
868
00:48:09,262 --> 00:48:11,012
You. Look at you.
869
00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:12,138
Charlie.
870
00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:16,851
Come on, I got dinner ready.
871
00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:18,478
- Happy birthday.
- Thanks.
872
00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:19,896
Let's eat.
873
00:48:19,981 --> 00:48:21,773
Make a wish, honey.
874
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,829
[ Helen ]
Can you see it, Charlie?
875
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:39,874
The luminaria is a landing strip
for Santa Claus.
876
00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:43,336
Why don't you keep an eye out for him,
and I will be right back, okay?
877
00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:48,508
[ Whispering ]
Going to get your birthday present.
878
00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:03,148
Hey.
879
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:07,277
God, I miss Mom's cooking.
880
00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:09,404
You have no idea how good you have it.
881
00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:13,325
I'm actually starting to hate pizza.
882
00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:14,826
- Mmm.
- [ Chris Chuckles Softly ]
883
00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:16,411
So howyou liking school?
884
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:20,040
Well, I'm no braniac like you or Candace.
885
00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,334
I'm doing okay.
886
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:24,419
Okay? You're playing in a bowl game.
887
00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:28,173
[ Clears Throat ]
888
00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:34,679
How are you feeling, Charlie?
889
00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:37,849
Good.
890
00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:39,809
No, you know what I mean.
891
00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:41,853
Is it bad tonight?
892
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,690
No.
893
00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:49,903
I'm not picturing things anymore.
894
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:53,114
Or if I do, I can just shut it off.
895
00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:58,662
Well, you know, Mom did say
that you have good friends now.
896
00:49:58,746 --> 00:50:02,290
And maybe if it does get bad again...
897
00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:04,084
you can just talk to them. Yeah?
898
00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:06,294
Yeah.
899
00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:10,215
Especially Sam. She's great.
900
00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:12,884
I'm gonna ask her out at New Year's.
901
00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:14,594
I think the time is right now.
902
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:32,987
- Body ofChrist.
- Amen.
903
00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:37,200
♪♪ [ Rock ]
904
00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:50,797
How long does this take to work?
905
00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:07,731
[ Sam ]
Shovelin' snow, huh?
906
00:51:08,941 --> 00:51:11,234
[ Charlie ]
I have to get this driveway clean.
907
00:51:11,736 --> 00:51:13,194
And then...
908
00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:16,614
I'm going to congratulate you on being happy.
909
00:51:16,699 --> 00:51:17,991
'Cause you deserve it.
910
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:21,161
[ Sam ] You said that
an hour ago.
911
00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:22,454
[ Charlie ] Was that tonight?
912
00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,834
Oh, I just...
913
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:30,670
saw this tree, but it was a dragon.
914
00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:33,131
Then it was a tree again and itjust lied to me.
915
00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:35,508
[ Sam ] Okay, Charlie,
don't freak out. Give me this.
916
00:51:36,177 --> 00:51:37,469
Calm down.
917
00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:42,640
Look up.
918
00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:46,603
Isn't it quiet?
919
00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:52,192
Sam, do you think if people knew...
920
00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:55,779
how crazy you really were,
no one would ever talk to you?
921
00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:57,781
[ Chuckles ]
922
00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,574
All the time.
923
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,955
So you wanna wear these glasses?
924
00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:09,959
They'll protect you.
925
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:34,711
1 0, 9, 8, 7...
926
00:53:34,795 --> 00:53:37,672
6, 5, 4...
927
00:53:37,756 --> 00:53:39,674
3, 2, 1 !
928
00:53:39,758 --> 00:53:41,467
It's gonna be our little secret.
929
00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,569
[ E.K.G. Beeping Steadily ]
930
00:54:41,654 --> 00:54:43,529
Did your older friends pressure you?
931
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:46,407
No one pressured me, Officer.
932
00:54:46,492 --> 00:54:49,953
I would never do drugs. Never.
933
00:54:50,037 --> 00:54:53,414
Then how did you happen to be passed out
on the ground at 6:00 in the morning?
934
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:59,420
Well, I, um— I-I was really tired.
935
00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:02,507
And I was feeling feverish...
936
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:07,303
so I went outside
for a walkjust to get some cold air.
937
00:55:07,388 --> 00:55:09,806
I started seeing things, so I passed out.
938
00:55:09,890 --> 00:55:11,391
You're seeing things again, Charlie?
939
00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,686
[ Stammering ]
Not really.
940
00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:22,360
[ Boy ]
Nice suit.
941
00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:23,444
[ Girls Giggling ]
942
00:55:24,238 --> 00:55:26,030
It was a Christmas present.
943
00:55:30,744 --> 00:55:32,537
Did you have fun on your break?
944
00:55:32,621 --> 00:55:35,248
More fun than you're gonna have today, Sinatra.
945
00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,794
Nice look,jag-off.
946
00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:45,008
[ Sam ]
I've called him 30 times.
947
00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,343
What are we supposed to do?
We're going on in 1 0 minutes.
948
00:55:47,428 --> 00:55:48,594
[ Phone Rings ]
949
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,179
- They said in health class—
- Hello?
950
00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:52,348
They say that about L.S.D.just to scare you.
951
00:55:52,433 --> 00:55:55,601
- Are you sure? You know I've seen—
- Charlie, you're fine, man.
952
00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:58,271
Guys, we have an emergency.
953
00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,981
Craig has flaked out on us again.
954
00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:01,607
So I need a Rocky.
955
00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:02,734
Brad?
956
00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:04,193
No. No way. No. I'm not—
957
00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:05,820
There's people out there. No.
958
00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:12,744
Charlie, take offyour clothes.
959
00:56:12,828 --> 00:56:15,163
[ Heart Beating ]
960
00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:21,294
- ♪ Then ifanything grows ♪
- [ Giggles ]
961
00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:24,922
♪ While you pose ♪
962
00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:28,384
- [ Lip Syncing ]
- ♪ I'll oil you up and rub you down ♪
963
00:56:28,469 --> 00:56:30,678
♪ Down, down, down ♪
964
00:56:30,763 --> 00:56:36,768
♪ And that'sjust one small fraction
ofthe main attraction ♪
965
00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:39,437
♪ You need a friendly hand ♪
966
00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:42,023
♪ And I need action ♪
967
00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:44,859
♪ Toucha toucha
toucha touch me ♪
968
00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:47,779
♪ I wanna be dirty ♪
969
00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:50,156
♪ Thrill me, chill me,
fulfill me ♪
970
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,825
♪ Creature ofthe night ♪
971
00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,827
♪♪ [ Continues ]
972
00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:16,349
[ Crowd Cheering ]
973
00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:24,941
Maybe I can join the cast
as an alternate or something.
974
00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:27,527
Well, we're filled up now...
975
00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:29,987
but they're gonna
need people when we go to college.
976
00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:33,366
We could put in a good word foryou.
977
00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,368
That'd be great. Thanks.
978
00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:36,285
Yeah.
979
00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,124
Charlie—
980
00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:44,460
Have you heard ofthe Sadie Hawkins dance?
981
00:57:44,545 --> 00:57:46,045
The one where the girl asks the guy?
982
00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:49,173
Obviously, it is completely stupid.
983
00:57:49,258 --> 00:57:52,802
And sexist. I mean, it's like
"Hey, thanks for the crumb."
984
00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:56,973
And normally, I would just blow it off,
because school dances suck torture.
985
00:57:57,057 --> 00:58:00,393
But, you know, it's my last year and—
986
00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:03,729
[ Sighs ]
987
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,815
Would you maybe wanna go with me?
988
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,692
You wanna go with me?
989
00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:10,653
Yeah, I'm sick of macho guys.
990
00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:13,156
Plus you looked really cute in your costume.
991
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,116
So what do you say?
992
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,784
[ Doorbell Ringing ]
993
00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:20,955
You must be Mary Elizabeth.
994
00:58:21,707 --> 00:58:22,623
Yes.
995
00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:24,000
It's so nice to meet you.
996
00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:25,793
You, too, Mrs. Kelmeckis.
997
00:58:25,878 --> 00:58:28,129
Charlie tells me you're a Buddhist.
998
00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:30,756
- [ Mother ] Please, come in.
- Okay.
999
00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,300
A little closer together.
1000
00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:33,843
- That looks nice.
- Hmm.
1001
00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:35,928
Buddhist, I need you to smile a little bit more.
1002
00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:37,763
There you go. Nice.
1003
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,307
♪♪ [ Folk Pop ]
1004
00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:10,129
[ Charlie ]
Hey.
1005
00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:11,631
Hey.
1006
00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,216
Are you having a good time?
1007
00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:19,138
Not really. How about you?
1008
00:59:19,848 --> 00:59:21,682
I mean, I don't know.
1009
00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:24,227
It's my first date, I don't
have much to compare it to.
1010
00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:26,312
You're doing fine.
1011
00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:33,402
Sorry Craig couldn't come.
1012
00:59:33,487 --> 00:59:37,531
Yeah. He said he didn't want to go to
some stupid high school dance.
1013
00:59:37,616 --> 00:59:40,534
I can't say I blame him really.
1014
00:59:40,619 --> 00:59:43,996
I don't know.
Ifyou like it, he should come.
1015
00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:50,544
Thanks, Charlie.
1016
00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:55,633
Have a beautiful first date.
1017
00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:57,718
You deserve it.
1018
00:59:57,803 --> 00:59:59,387
I'll try not to make you toojealous.
1019
01:00:01,556 --> 01:00:02,848
[ Sam Chuckles Softly ]
1020
01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:12,650
Mmm!
1021
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,111
Nowjust let it breathe.
1022
01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:24,996
Whoa.
1023
01:00:27,165 --> 01:00:29,000
It sure is a nice house.
1024
01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:30,293
Thanks.
1025
01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,877
♪♪ [ Slow Rock And Roll ]
1026
01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:33,546
Mmm.
1027
01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:38,050
Don't you just love old music?
1028
01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:39,510
Yeah.
1029
01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:42,555
Good. 'Cause I made you a mix of it.
1030
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:47,435
I'd love to expose you to great things like...
1031
01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:50,229
Billie Holiday and foreign films.
1032
01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:53,524
This merlot is really fancy.
1033
01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:56,402
Yeah. My dad collects wine,
but he doesn't drink.
1034
01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:57,987
That's kinda weird, isn't it?
1035
01:00:58,071 --> 01:01:01,157
I guess. Where are your parents?
1036
01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:04,035
Their club's hosting
a cotillion or something racist.
1037
01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:07,913
They'll be gone all night.
1038
01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:16,172
Sure is a nice fire.
1039
01:01:17,716 --> 01:01:19,258
Yeah.
1040
01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:20,676
When I'm done being a lobbyist...
1041
01:01:20,761 --> 01:01:23,804
I wanna move to a house like this in Cape Cod.
1042
01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:25,181
Sounds nice, doesn't it?
1043
01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:26,265
Yeah.
1044
01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:34,273
Your heart is beating really fast.
1045
01:01:34,358 --> 01:01:35,691
Is it?
1046
01:01:35,776 --> 01:01:37,985
Here. Feel.
1047
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:42,448
[ Exclaims Nervously ]
1048
01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:45,451
- Charlie?
- Uh-huh?
1049
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:47,953
Do you like me?
1050
01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:49,038
Uh-huh.
1051
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,206
You know what I mean.
1052
01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:51,665
I think so.
1053
01:01:52,626 --> 01:01:54,377
Don't be nervous.
1054
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:17,566
[ Needle Scratching ]
1055
01:02:31,873 --> 01:02:33,165
Charlie.
1056
01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:38,379
I didn't know how tonight was gonna go, but—
1057
01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:41,090
It's really nice, isn't it?
1058
01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:42,508
Yeah.
1059
01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:46,095
I just can't believe it.
1060
01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:48,931
You, ofall people.
1061
01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:51,600
I just can't believe you're my boyfriend.
1062
01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:57,106
[ Car Approaching ]
1063
01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:59,358
Shit! My parents! Shit!
1064
01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:01,610
- Here, zip this up.
- Okay. No, I got this.
1065
01:03:01,695 --> 01:03:03,112
Just zip it up like a normal zipper!
1066
01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:04,321
It's stuck. It'sjust—
1067
01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:06,824
Thankyou.
1068
01:03:06,908 --> 01:03:08,033
See you Monday.
1069
01:03:09,369 --> 01:03:11,954
[ Charlie ]
Dear friend...
1070
01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:15,207
sorry I haven't written for a while...
1071
01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:17,877
but things are a total disaster.
1072
01:03:19,212 --> 01:03:21,839
We're literally making out and I'm in my bra—
1073
01:03:21,923 --> 01:03:23,507
Hello!
And the front door opens, it's my parents!
1074
01:03:23,592 --> 01:03:25,801
[ Charlie ]
I probably should have been honest about...
1075
01:03:25,886 --> 01:03:28,971
how I didn't want to go out with Mary Elizabeth
after Sadie's, but...
1076
01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:31,307
I really didn't want to hurt her feelings.
1077
01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:35,478
You see, Mary Elizabeth
is a really nice person...
1078
01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:37,855
underneath the part of her that hates everyone.
1079
01:03:37,939 --> 01:03:39,523
Hey!
1080
01:03:39,608 --> 01:03:41,275
And since I heard that
having a girlfriend makes you happy...
1081
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:43,861
I tried hard to love her like I love Sam.
1082
01:03:43,945 --> 01:03:45,988
Can you believe it's almost
our 2-week anniversary?
1083
01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:48,199
Yeah, I know.
1084
01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:49,783
So I took her on double dates.
1085
01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:52,870
First foreign film.
1086
01:03:52,954 --> 01:03:55,164
Do you want butter on your popcorn?
1087
01:03:55,248 --> 01:03:56,874
Vegans don't eat butter.
1088
01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:59,585
[ Charlie ] And I tried not to mind
that she loves to hold hands...
1089
01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:01,212
even when her hands are sweaty.
1090
01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:08,552
And I had to admit something
really upsetting, but...
1091
01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:13,557
I'm tired oftouching her boobs.
1092
01:04:13,642 --> 01:04:17,061
I thought maybe ifshe would just let me
pick the make-out music...
1093
01:04:17,145 --> 01:04:20,189
once in a while, we might have a chance.
1094
01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:24,652
And maybe ifshe didn't put down the books
that Mr. Anderson gives me.
1095
01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:26,862
Walden.
1096
01:04:26,947 --> 01:04:29,156
I read this in 7th grade.
1097
01:04:29,241 --> 01:04:31,784
I would have called it On BoringPond.
1098
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:35,913
Or ifshe would stop calling me the minute
I get home from school...
1099
01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:40,626
when I have absolutely nothing to talk about
other than the bus ride home.
1100
01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:45,005
Somehow she finds new things to say.
1101
01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:46,590
[ Mary Elizabeth On Phone ]
That dairyjust sits with you.
1102
01:04:46,675 --> 01:04:48,050
You know, it walks with you.
1103
01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:50,010
[ Mother]
She's on the phone right now?
1104
01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:51,720
Charlie, you've gotta break up with her.
1105
01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:53,055
I can do that?
1106
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:54,932
For Christ's sake, I need to use the phone.
1107
01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:56,559
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
I got you this book.
1108
01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:57,810
It's really how I became a vegan.
1109
01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,436
[ Charlie ]
I know I should have been honest...
1110
01:04:59,521 --> 01:05:02,648
but I was getting so mad,
it was starting to scare me.
1111
01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:04,400
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
I mean the way they treat those-
1112
01:05:04,484 --> 01:05:07,570
[ Charlie ] I just wish I could have
found anotherway to break up.
1113
01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:09,905
Um, Mary Elizabeth, can I talk to you—
1114
01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:12,408
Charlie, please don't interrupt.
You know I hate that.
1115
01:05:12,492 --> 01:05:14,410
[ Charlie ] In hindsight, I probably
could not have picked...
1116
01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:17,079
a worse way to be honest with
Mary Elizabeth.
1117
01:05:17,163 --> 01:05:18,163
Truth or dare?
1118
01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:19,665
Who are you talking to?
1119
01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:23,502
I dare you to kiss Alice.
1120
01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:25,337
[ Patrick ]
Oh.
1121
01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:28,799
Gird your loins, procreator.
1122
01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:31,343
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
Oh, my God.
1123
01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:34,930
Mary Elizabeth, Samantha told me
that you got into Harvard. Congratulations.
1124
01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:39,351
Thankyou. This one still
hasn't gotten me flowers.
1125
01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,978
But I forgive you.
1126
01:05:42,647 --> 01:05:45,399
[ Craig ] Hey, don't worry about Penn State.
You'rejust wait-listed.
1127
01:05:45,483 --> 01:05:47,443
[ Chuckles Softly ]
Yeah.
1128
01:05:47,527 --> 01:05:51,238
[ Clears Throat ] You guys are about to miss
some severely hot fag-on-goth action.
1129
01:05:54,326 --> 01:05:55,576
[ All Exclaiming ]
1130
01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:57,202
Wow.
1131
01:05:58,830 --> 01:05:59,788
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
Get a room.
1132
01:05:59,873 --> 01:06:01,582
[ Patrick ]
Mmm! You're a monster.
1133
01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:05,127
My turn. Let's see.
1134
01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:07,421
Let's think. Charlie.
1135
01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:08,380
Truth.
1136
01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:09,882
How's your first relationship going?
1137
01:06:10,884 --> 01:06:12,801
It's so bad...
1138
01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:17,222
that I keep fantasizing
that one of us is dying ofcancer.
1139
01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:19,933
So that I don't have to break up with her.
1140
01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:24,647
Charlie? Truth or dare?
1141
01:06:24,731 --> 01:06:25,939
Hello?
1142
01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:29,526
Dare.
1143
01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:33,530
Okay, I dare you
to kiss the prettiest girl in the room...
1144
01:06:33,615 --> 01:06:34,990
on the lips.
1145
01:06:35,075 --> 01:06:37,743
And notice I charitably said
"girl" and not "person"...
1146
01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:40,871
because, let's face it,
I'd smoke all you bitches.
1147
01:06:40,955 --> 01:06:43,582
[ All Chuckling ]
1148
01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:52,424
Oh, that's fucked up.
1149
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,430
[ Charlie ]
Mary Elizabeth.
1150
01:06:58,515 --> 01:06:59,932
I'm so sorry.
1151
01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:04,353
It was a mistake, I'm sorry.
1152
01:07:04,437 --> 01:07:06,230
Sam? Sam?
1153
01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:08,857
I really didn't mean anything by it. I'm sorry.
1154
01:07:09,984 --> 01:07:11,735
What the hell is wrong with you?
1155
01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:15,906
[ Charlie ]
I should go back and apologize.
1156
01:07:15,990 --> 01:07:18,992
Charlie, trust me,
you don't wanna go back in there.
1157
01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:22,204
I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to do anything.
1158
01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:23,622
I know you didn't.
1159
01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,083
But, look-
1160
01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:30,629
I hate to be the one to break this...
1161
01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:34,758
but there's history with Mary Elizabeth and Sam.
1162
01:07:34,843 --> 01:07:38,137
Other guys and things that have
nothing to do with you.
1163
01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:41,974
It's best ifyou just stay away for a while.
1164
01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:45,436
Oh, okay.
1165
01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:51,483
How long do you think?
1166
01:07:57,115 --> 01:07:59,324
[ Typewriter Clacking ]
1167
01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:22,097
- [ Knock On Door ]
- [ Mother ] Charlie.
1168
01:08:22,182 --> 01:08:24,391
Come on, get dressed.
You're gonna be late for Easter Mass.
1169
01:08:24,476 --> 01:08:26,018
[ Stammers ]
I'll be there in a minute.
1170
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,311
[ Sobbing ]
1171
01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:34,610
[ Congregation ] Our Father,
who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name.
1172
01:08:34,694 --> 01:08:39,198
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
1173
01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:41,325
Give us this day our daily bread...
1174
01:08:41,409 --> 01:08:43,327
and forgive us our trespasses...
1175
01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:46,038
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
1176
01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:52,920
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us—
1177
01:08:53,004 --> 01:08:57,466
Mary Elizabeth, I've been
listening to the Billie Holiday CD every night.
1178
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:58,926
[ Mary Elizabeth On Phone ]
It's too late, Charlie.
1179
01:08:59,010 --> 01:09:02,137
I know.
I just feel really bad about what I did.
1180
01:09:02,222 --> 01:09:05,098
I just get so messed up inside.
1181
01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:06,892
Like I'm not there or something.
1182
01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:09,353
- [ Mary Elizabeth ]
Tell it to someone who cares.
- Look, I know. I'm sorry.
1183
01:09:09,437 --> 01:09:11,063
Just we've all become such good friends.
1184
01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:13,106
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
Good friends?
1185
01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:15,067
Do you mean the people
that I've known since kindergarten...
1186
01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,985
and you've known for six months?
1187
01:09:17,070 --> 01:09:18,612
Those good friends?
1188
01:09:18,696 --> 01:09:21,031
Yeah, I mean, I just don't wanna do anything
to ruin our relationship.
1189
01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:22,741
It's ruined. Okay?
1190
01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:25,994
So stop calling everyone.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
1191
01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:29,373
Okay, I will. Good—
1192
01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:31,333
[ Dial Tone ]
1193
01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:37,047
- Something's wrong with me.
- Don't worry about it.
1194
01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:41,885
Hey, have you heard from Patrick?
1195
01:09:41,970 --> 01:09:44,596
No, he told me to stay away.
1196
01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:47,391
Oh. You don't know.
1197
01:09:47,475 --> 01:09:49,726
Why? Why? What happened?
1198
01:09:49,811 --> 01:09:52,104
Brad's father caught them together.
1199
01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:58,277
[ Girl ]
Some kidsjumped him outside the O.
1200
01:09:58,361 --> 01:10:00,904
[ Girl #2 ]
No, it was some kids from North Hills.
1201
01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:03,407
[ Girl #3 ]
Did you see his face?
1202
01:10:03,491 --> 01:10:04,908
[ Girl 4 ]
That's not what I heard.
1203
01:10:06,995 --> 01:10:08,495
Are you okay?
1204
01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:11,373
Not now, Charlie. I'm sorry.
1205
01:10:20,091 --> 01:10:21,300
Hey, Nothing.
1206
01:10:29,183 --> 01:10:32,311
Oops. Sorry, Nothing.
1207
01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:45,073
You gonna do anything?
1208
01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:46,450
What are you talking about?
1209
01:10:46,534 --> 01:10:48,660
I'm talking about
your pet apejust tripped me.
1210
01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:49,828
Gonna say something?
1211
01:10:51,623 --> 01:10:53,540
- Why would I?
- You know why.
1212
01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:57,419
This is pathetic, man. Your fixation on me.
1213
01:10:57,503 --> 01:10:59,588
Do you want your friends
to know howyou got those bruises? Really?
1214
01:10:59,672 --> 01:11:01,465
I gotjumped in a parking lot.
1215
01:11:01,549 --> 01:11:03,258
Where? Schenley Park?
1216
01:11:03,343 --> 01:11:05,469
Do you guys know about Schenley Park?
1217
01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:07,387
- Do your friends know—
- I don't know what kinda sick shit...
1218
01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:11,224
you're trying to pull,
but you betterwalk away right now.
1219
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,685
Nothing.
1220
01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:15,187
Fine.
1221
01:11:16,648 --> 01:11:18,523
Say hi to your dad for me.
1222
01:11:21,861 --> 01:11:24,738
Whatever, faggot.
1223
01:11:27,075 --> 01:11:29,201
- What did you just call me?
-Just called you a faggot.
1224
01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:46,885
Say that shit again! Say that shit again!
1225
01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:48,220
It's Patrick!
1226
01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:50,681
Leave him alone!
1227
01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:52,057
[ Mary Elizabeth ]
Sam!
1228
01:12:00,066 --> 01:12:02,776
Stop! Leave him! Stop!
1229
01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:04,903
Stop!
1230
01:12:37,729 --> 01:12:40,230
Touch my friends again and I'll blind you.
1231
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:51,700
Charlie?
1232
01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:52,868
Yeah?
1233
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,454
Thanks for stopping 'em.
1234
01:12:57,999 --> 01:12:59,332
Sure, Brad.
1235
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:22,814
Howyou doing, Charlie?
1236
01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:24,900
I don't know.
1237
01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:28,111
I keep trying, but I can't
really remember what I did.
1238
01:13:29,197 --> 01:13:30,697
Do you want me to tell you?
1239
01:13:32,450 --> 01:13:33,784
Yeah.
1240
01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:35,744
You saved my brother.
1241
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:38,163
That's what you did.
1242
01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:40,582
So you're not scared of me?
1243
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:41,792
No.
1244
01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:45,754
Can we be friends again?
1245
01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:47,798
Ofcourse.
1246
01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:56,515
Come on.
1247
01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:01,478
Let's go be psychos together.
1248
01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:08,902
I'm dating Peter now.
1249
01:14:10,530 --> 01:14:11,988
He's in college with Craig.
1250
01:14:12,073 --> 01:14:15,826
He's opinionated. We have intellectual debates.
1251
01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:19,996
You were very sweet
but our relationship was too one-sided.
1252
01:14:20,081 --> 01:14:22,833
I know this is hard foryou.
1253
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,376
I'm just glad that you're happy.
1254
01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:26,378
Okay.
1255
01:14:31,259 --> 01:14:34,261
Hey, Craig, Sam will be down. Soon.
1256
01:14:34,345 --> 01:14:36,847
Oy vey. We're gonna miss the movie.
1257
01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:39,391
Yeah, I'll go put some pep in her step.
Don't worry.
1258
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:40,517
[ Sam ]
Hello?
1259
01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:45,730
Hey. Do you wanna get out of here?
1260
01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:47,107
Sure, Patrick.
1261
01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:51,486
[ Patrick ]
I'll tell you something, Charlie...
1262
01:14:51,571 --> 01:14:53,446
I feel good. You know what I mean?
1263
01:14:53,531 --> 01:14:56,700
Maybe tomorrow I'll take you
to this karaoke place downtown.
1264
01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:59,161
And this club offthe Strip. They don't card.
1265
01:14:59,245 --> 01:15:01,246
And the Schenley Park scene.
1266
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:04,416
You have to see the Fruit Loop
at least one time.
1267
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,668
[ Patrick Howling ]
1268
01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:20,348
Oh, my God.
My life is officially an after-school special.
1269
01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:21,892
Son ofa bitch!
1270
01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:24,352
It really is.
1271
01:15:24,437 --> 01:15:26,271
It so is.
1272
01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:32,819
[ Patrick ]
So, you ever hear the one about Lily Miller?
1273
01:15:32,904 --> 01:15:34,196
I don't know.
1274
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:35,780
Really?
1275
01:15:35,865 --> 01:15:38,325
I thought your brother would have told you.
It's a classic.
1276
01:15:38,409 --> 01:15:40,076
Maybe.
1277
01:15:40,161 --> 01:15:42,996
Okay, Lily comes here
one night with this guy Parker.
1278
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:46,917
And this was to be the night
that they were gonna lose their virginity.
1279
01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:49,544
So she did it really proper.
She packed a picnic.
1280
01:15:49,629 --> 01:15:51,880
Stole a bottle ofwine.
1281
01:15:51,964 --> 01:15:56,635
Everything was perfect
and they'rejust about to "do it."
1282
01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:59,262
When they realize they forgot the condoms.
1283
01:15:59,347 --> 01:16:02,515
- So what do you think happened?
- I don't know.
1284
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:04,309
They did it with one ofthe sandwich bags.
1285
01:16:05,102 --> 01:16:06,269
Ew!
1286
01:16:07,438 --> 01:16:08,271
[ Laughing ]
1287
01:16:08,356 --> 01:16:09,940
Oh, that's disgusting!
1288
01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,566
Yes, it is.
1289
01:16:11,651 --> 01:16:13,985
Come on! Let's keep the train rolling.
1290
01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:16,321
Suburban legend, Charlie.
1291
01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:17,989
Well—
1292
01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:21,076
There's this girl named Second Base Stace.
1293
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:24,829
And, well, she had boobs in 4th grade.
1294
01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:27,082
Mosquito bites. Promising. Go.
1295
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:30,669
And she let some ofthe guys feel them.
1296
01:16:32,046 --> 01:16:34,506
- That's your suburban legend?
- Yeah.
1297
01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:37,008
- Did you at least cop a feel?
- No.
1298
01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:39,719
No. Ofcourse not. You went home...
1299
01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:42,514
listened to "Asleep," wrote a poem—
1300
01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,641
Fine. Okay. Your turn.
1301
01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:48,436
Hmm.
1302
01:16:50,356 --> 01:16:51,564
Yeah. I've got one.
1303
01:16:53,859 --> 01:16:55,318
Well...
1304
01:16:55,403 --> 01:16:57,237
there's this one guy.
1305
01:16:57,321 --> 01:17:00,073
Queer as a 3-dollar bill.
1306
01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:04,035
The guy's father doesn't know about his son.
1307
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:09,374
So he comes into the basement
one night when he's supposed to be out oftown.
1308
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:11,584
Catches his son with another boy.
1309
01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:14,796
So he starts beating him.
1310
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,883
But not like the slap kind. Like, the real kind.
1311
01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:26,725
And the boyfriend says,
"Stop. You're killing him."
1312
01:17:28,019 --> 01:17:30,603
But the son just yells, "Get out."
1313
01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:35,108
And eventually...
1314
01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:39,571
the boyfriend just did.
1315
01:17:46,245 --> 01:17:48,371
Why can't you save anybody?
1316
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,125
I don't know.
1317
01:17:54,462 --> 01:17:55,754
Forget it.
1318
01:17:56,797 --> 01:17:58,840
I'm free now, right?
1319
01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:02,927
I could meet
the love of my life any second.
1320
01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:06,556
Things will be different now and that's good.
1321
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,933
I just need to meet a good guy.
1322
01:18:09,852 --> 01:18:10,977
Yeah.
1323
01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:26,034
[ Patrick ]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1324
01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:29,162
It's all right.
1325
01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:37,295
[ Charlie ]
I've been spending a lot oftime with Patrick.
1326
01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:40,673
He begins every night really excited.
1327
01:18:40,758 --> 01:18:44,761
He always says he feels free
and tonight is his destiny.
1328
01:18:44,845 --> 01:18:48,515
But after a while he runs out ofthings
to keep himself numb.
1329
01:18:50,935 --> 01:18:53,812
And Sam got her letter from Penn State.
1330
01:19:00,194 --> 01:19:02,445
"We will require you to take
our summer session...
1331
01:19:02,530 --> 01:19:06,199
at the main campus immediately following
your high school graduation."
1332
01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:10,662
She got in, Charlie.
1333
01:19:16,669 --> 01:19:17,669
[ Sniffles ]
1334
01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:18,753
[ Laughs ]
1335
01:19:22,550 --> 01:19:27,429
After that, all Patrick could talk about was
college and all their futures.
1336
01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:30,014
Alice did get into NYU film school.
1337
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:32,225
Patrick is going to the
University ofWashington...
1338
01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:35,979
because he wants to be
near the music in Seattle.
1339
01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:41,067
But he wasn't going to leave
without organizing the best senior prank ever.
1340
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:50,034
Sam is going away right after graduation.
1341
01:19:50,119 --> 01:19:52,287
It all feels very exciting.
1342
01:19:52,371 --> 01:19:54,914
I just wish it were happening to me.
1343
01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:59,127
Especially because,
ever since I blacked out in the cafeteria...
1344
01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:00,795
it's been getting worse.
1345
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:03,965
And I can't turn it offthis time.
1346
01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:08,094
All right, guys, you wanna pass
your copies of Gatsby up to the front, please.
1347
01:20:08,179 --> 01:20:10,096
And I know it's the last day...
1348
01:20:10,181 --> 01:20:13,933
but ifwe could keep it to a dull roar,
I'd appreciate it.
1349
01:20:14,018 --> 01:20:15,018
Thankyou.
1350
01:20:15,102 --> 01:20:18,605
Guy. Guys. Thankyou for such a great year.
1351
01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:20,565
I had a blast. I hope you did, too.
1352
01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:23,526
And I hope you have
a great time this summer on your vacations.
1353
01:20:23,611 --> 01:20:25,904
Now who here is gonna read
for pleasure this summer?
1354
01:20:31,452 --> 01:20:32,702
Charlie.
1355
01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:33,786
Very good.
1356
01:20:36,207 --> 01:20:37,749
[ School Bell Rings ]
1357
01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:39,167
Have a good summer.
1358
01:20:43,881 --> 01:20:45,465
Last day.
1359
01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:47,467
Yeah.
1360
01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:51,429
So I know it's none of my business,
but have you decided?
1361
01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:54,432
Are you going to New York?
1362
01:20:55,476 --> 01:20:56,559
Well—
1363
01:20:57,645 --> 01:21:00,480
My wife and I like it here.
1364
01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:02,815
And I think I might be better
at teaching than writing.
1365
01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:04,025
[ Chuckles ]
1366
01:21:04,109 --> 01:21:06,694
You know, Charlie, I was thinking that, uh...
1367
01:21:08,239 --> 01:21:10,156
maybe I could still give you books next year.
1368
01:21:10,241 --> 01:21:12,742
Yeah. Yeah.
1369
01:21:12,826 --> 01:21:15,161
I think you could write one ofthem one day.
1370
01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:18,915
- Really?
- I do.
1371
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:23,461
You're the best teacher I've ever had.
1372
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,797
Thankyou.
1373
01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:38,059
[ All Chanting ]
1 0, nine, eight...
1374
01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:40,270
seven, six, five...
1375
01:21:40,354 --> 01:21:42,939
four, three, two, one.
1376
01:21:43,023 --> 01:21:44,941
- [ School Bell Rings ]
- [ All Cheering ]
1377
01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:52,532
[ Charlie ]
Dear friend...
1378
01:21:52,616 --> 01:21:55,159
I wanted to tell you about us running.
1379
01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:57,036
There was this beautiful sunset.
1380
01:21:57,121 --> 01:21:59,455
And just a few hours before, everyone I love...
1381
01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:02,166
had their last day of high school ever.
1382
01:22:02,251 --> 01:22:04,210
I was happy because they were happy...
1383
01:22:04,295 --> 01:22:06,629
even though I counted and I have...
1384
01:22:06,714 --> 01:22:10,925
1 ,095 days to go.
1385
01:22:11,010 --> 01:22:13,428
I kept imagining
what school would be like without them...
1386
01:22:13,512 --> 01:22:16,180
as they were all getting ready
for their prom.
1387
01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:19,642
My sister finally decided
to break up with Derek...
1388
01:22:19,727 --> 01:22:22,145
and go stag with her girlfriends instead.
1389
01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:26,649
And then there was Sam.
1390
01:22:26,734 --> 01:22:30,069
I've looked at her picture since that night.
1391
01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:33,489
I like to see how happy she was
before she knew.
1392
01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:37,452
They were in a hotel suite after prom
and the truth came out.
1393
01:22:37,536 --> 01:22:41,456
Basically Craig
has been cheating on Sam the whole time.
1394
01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:43,291
When I heard that...
1395
01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:45,960
I kept thinking about the happy girl
in these pictures.
1396
01:22:46,045 --> 01:22:49,839
'Cause she doesn't have 1 ,095 days to go.
1397
01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:51,841
She made it.
1398
01:22:51,925 --> 01:22:54,135
This is her time.
1399
01:22:54,219 --> 01:22:57,013
And no one should be able to take that away.
1400
01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:00,767
Congratulations.
1401
01:23:00,851 --> 01:23:02,769
Oh, Charlie. Charlie's here. Guys, group photo.
1402
01:23:02,853 --> 01:23:04,312
We should all take a group photo.
1403
01:23:04,396 --> 01:23:06,397
Ooh! Get against the railing
and try to look suave.
1404
01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:08,941
Yep, this is the one.
That's gonna be a great angle.
1405
01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:13,780
[ Ticking ]
1406
01:23:16,950 --> 01:23:18,826
At her going away party...
1407
01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:22,163
I wanted her to know about that night
we went through the tunnel.
1408
01:23:22,247 --> 01:23:24,165
And how for the first time...
1409
01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:26,292
I felt like I belonged somewhere.
1410
01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,630
And tomorrow, she's leaving.
1411
01:23:30,714 --> 01:23:33,424
So I wanted to give her a part of me.
1412
01:23:35,761 --> 01:23:38,221
Are these all your books, Charlie?
1413
01:23:47,606 --> 01:23:49,023
Thanks for staying up with me.
1414
01:23:49,108 --> 01:23:51,734
Sure.
1415
01:23:51,819 --> 01:23:56,781
My brother said Penn State has
this restaurant called Ye Olde College Diner.
1416
01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:59,075
You have to get a grilled
sticky on your first night.
1417
01:23:59,159 --> 01:24:01,494
It's a tradition.
1418
01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:03,621
That sounds like fun.
1419
01:24:03,706 --> 01:24:04,789
Yeah.
1420
01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:10,169
Pretty soon, you'll have
a whole new group offriends, you know.
1421
01:24:11,505 --> 01:24:13,798
You won't even think about this place anymore.
1422
01:24:16,343 --> 01:24:17,677
Yes, I will.
1423
01:24:31,150 --> 01:24:32,817
Had lunch with Craig today.
1424
01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:36,571
Yeah?
1425
01:24:36,655 --> 01:24:39,657
He said he was sorry and that I was right
to break up with him.
1426
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:46,748
I'm driving away
and was feeling so small.
1427
01:24:46,832 --> 01:24:52,754
Just asking myself,
"Why do I and everyone I love...
1428
01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:55,965
pick people who treat us like we're nothing?"
1429
01:25:00,721 --> 01:25:03,514
We accept the love we think we deserve.
1430
01:25:10,022 --> 01:25:12,356
Then why didn't you ever ask me out?
1431
01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:20,907
I, um—
1432
01:25:20,991 --> 01:25:23,367
I just didn't think that you wanted that.
1433
01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:26,204
Well, what did you want?
1434
01:25:27,539 --> 01:25:29,874
I just want you to be happy.
1435
01:25:30,876 --> 01:25:32,794
Don't you get it, Charlie?
1436
01:25:33,837 --> 01:25:36,380
I can't feel that.
1437
01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:39,634
It's really sweet and everything, but—
1438
01:25:39,718 --> 01:25:42,470
You can'tjust sit there
and put everybody's lives ahead ofyours...
1439
01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:44,222
and think that counts as love.
1440
01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:47,350
I don't want to be somebody's crush.
1441
01:25:47,434 --> 01:25:51,312
I want people to like the real me.
1442
01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:56,859
I know who you are, Sam.
1443
01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:04,242
I know I'm quiet.
1444
01:26:05,494 --> 01:26:08,371
And I know I should speak more.
1445
01:26:08,455 --> 01:26:12,333
But ifyou knew the things
that were in my head most ofthe time...
1446
01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:15,628
you'd know what it really meant.
1447
01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:20,424
How much we're alike...
1448
01:26:20,509 --> 01:26:22,969
and how we've been through the same things.
1449
01:26:24,596 --> 01:26:26,848
And you're not small.
1450
01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:28,266
You're beautiful.
1451
01:26:55,002 --> 01:26:56,127
What's wrong, Charlie?
1452
01:26:56,670 --> 01:26:57,962
Nothing.
1453
01:27:23,989 --> 01:27:26,616
[ Chattering ]
1454
01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,159
You know I'm gonna call you all the time.
1455
01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:30,620
- We're gonna see each other in New York.
- All the time.
1456
01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:34,832
Come on, Sam.
1457
01:28:17,209 --> 01:28:18,751
What's wrong, Charlie?
1458
01:28:22,214 --> 01:28:23,673
[ Woman ]
Put your seat belt on.
1459
01:28:23,757 --> 01:28:24,882
We'll meet you there.
1460
01:28:48,615 --> 01:28:50,241
Don't wake your sister.
1461
01:29:03,005 --> 01:29:04,755
It'll be our little secret, okay?
1462
01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:10,636
Look, Charlie, she's fast asleep.
1463
01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:13,639
Don't wake your sister.
1464
01:29:20,981 --> 01:29:25,359
My fault.
1465
01:29:26,028 --> 01:29:27,611
It's all my fault.
1466
01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:29,530
It'll be our little secret. Okay?
1467
01:29:29,614 --> 01:29:30,781
Stop it.
1468
01:29:31,950 --> 01:29:33,117
Stop.
1469
01:29:37,205 --> 01:29:41,333
Stop crying.
1470
01:29:48,383 --> 01:29:49,800
[ Charlie ]
This'll be our little secret.
1471
01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:55,598
[ Phone Ringing ]
1472
01:29:56,558 --> 01:29:58,684
Candace. Your brother's on the phone.
1473
01:30:01,313 --> 01:30:02,563
Hello?
1474
01:30:02,647 --> 01:30:04,899
- Hey, Candace.
- Charlie?
1475
01:30:04,983 --> 01:30:09,570
Sam and Patrick left,
and I can't stop thinking about something.
1476
01:30:09,654 --> 01:30:10,821
Shh. What?
1477
01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:12,156
Candace...
1478
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,785
I killed Aunt Helen, didn't I?
1479
01:30:15,869 --> 01:30:17,620
She died getting my birthday present...
1480
01:30:17,704 --> 01:30:20,748
so I guess I killed her, right?
1481
01:30:20,832 --> 01:30:22,917
I've tried to stop thinking that,
but I can't.
1482
01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:24,668
She keeps driving away and dying.
1483
01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:26,295
Call the police and send them to my house.
1484
01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:28,130
I can't stop her. I'm crazy again.
1485
01:30:28,215 --> 01:30:29,799
No. Charlie, listen to me.
1486
01:30:29,883 --> 01:30:31,926
Mom and Dad are gonna be home
with Chris any second.
1487
01:30:32,010 --> 01:30:34,303
I'mjust thinking...
1488
01:30:34,387 --> 01:30:36,597
what if I wanted her to die, Candace?
1489
01:30:36,681 --> 01:30:38,849
- What? Charlie?
- [ Line Clicks ]
1490
01:30:38,934 --> 01:30:40,059
Charlie!
1491
01:31:15,137 --> 01:31:16,428
Charlie?
1492
01:31:17,514 --> 01:31:19,056
I'm Dr. Burton.
1493
01:31:23,770 --> 01:31:25,271
Where am I?
1494
01:31:25,355 --> 01:31:27,523
Mayview Hospital.
1495
01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:34,071
You, uh—
You have to let me go. My dad can't afford it.
1496
01:31:34,156 --> 01:31:36,157
Oh, don't worry about that.
1497
01:31:36,241 --> 01:31:41,162
No. I saw them when I was little...
1498
01:31:41,246 --> 01:31:43,497
and I don't want to be a Mayview kid.
1499
01:31:43,582 --> 01:31:45,374
Just tell me how to stop it.
1500
01:31:45,458 --> 01:31:46,792
Stop what?
1501
01:31:47,586 --> 01:31:49,461
Seeing it.
1502
01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:56,093
All their lives all the time.
1503
01:31:57,137 --> 01:31:59,096
How do you stop seeing it?
1504
01:31:59,181 --> 01:32:01,056
Seeing what, Charlie?
1505
01:32:01,141 --> 01:32:06,729
There is so much pain.
1506
01:32:06,813 --> 01:32:11,442
And I don't know how to not notice it.
1507
01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:13,360
What's hurting you?
1508
01:32:13,445 --> 01:32:14,737
No, not me.
1509
01:32:14,821 --> 01:32:19,366
It's them. It's everyone. It never stops.
1510
01:32:20,493 --> 01:32:21,660
Do you understand?
1511
01:32:28,627 --> 01:32:30,669
What about yourAunt Helen?
1512
01:32:34,633 --> 01:32:36,967
What about her?
1513
01:32:37,052 --> 01:32:38,594
Do you see her?
1514
01:32:41,848 --> 01:32:43,974
Yes.
1515
01:32:44,059 --> 01:32:46,060
She had a terrible life.
1516
01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:50,064
God, what am I supposed to—
1517
01:32:50,148 --> 01:32:53,317
You said some things about her in your sleep.
1518
01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:55,236
I don't care.
1519
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,820
Ifyou want to get better...
1520
01:32:57,989 --> 01:32:59,657
you have to.
1521
01:33:06,414 --> 01:33:07,414
She—
1522
01:33:08,917 --> 01:33:11,335
She was insane.
1523
01:33:12,170 --> 01:33:13,545
I'm just sayin'.
1524
01:33:14,547 --> 01:33:15,839
She—
1525
01:33:17,342 --> 01:33:18,759
Charlie?
1526
01:33:18,843 --> 01:33:21,178
You gonna let me help you here?
1527
01:33:24,224 --> 01:33:25,432
Okay.
1528
01:33:26,726 --> 01:33:29,520
Do you remember anything
before you blacked out?
1529
01:33:32,190 --> 01:33:34,984
I remember leaving Sam's house.
1530
01:33:35,777 --> 01:33:38,862
I was walking home. And—
1531
01:33:40,448 --> 01:33:42,616
[ Charlie ]
I was in the hospital for a while.
1532
01:33:44,411 --> 01:33:47,663
I won't go into detail about all of it.
1533
01:33:47,747 --> 01:33:51,959
But I will say there were some very bad days.
1534
01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:54,712
And some unexpected beautiful days.
1535
01:33:57,716 --> 01:34:01,385
The worst day was the time my doctor
told my mom and dad...
1536
01:34:01,469 --> 01:34:03,387
what Aunt Helen did to me.
1537
01:34:10,228 --> 01:34:11,270
Honey?
1538
01:34:14,065 --> 01:34:15,733
I'm so sorry.
1539
01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:32,833
The best days were those
when I could have visitors.
1540
01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:35,377
My brother and sister always came for those...
1541
01:34:35,462 --> 01:34:38,547
until Chris had to go to training camp.
1542
01:34:38,631 --> 01:34:40,758
He's going to be first string this year.
1543
01:34:42,886 --> 01:34:46,805
My sister told me she met a nice guy
at her summerjob.
1544
01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,270
Here he is.
1545
01:34:53,355 --> 01:34:57,191
So I'll see you Thursday at 6:00, right?
1546
01:34:57,275 --> 01:34:59,276
- Okay.
- You gonna hang in there?
1547
01:34:59,361 --> 01:35:02,196
My doctor said we can't choose
where we come from...
1548
01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:04,782
but we can choose where we go from there.
1549
01:35:05,992 --> 01:35:07,576
I know it's not all the answers...
1550
01:35:07,660 --> 01:35:11,372
but it was enough to start putting
these pieces together.
1551
01:35:12,624 --> 01:35:14,375
God bless this food we are about to receive.
1552
01:35:14,459 --> 01:35:15,876
We thank you for this bounty...
1553
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:18,253
in the name ofour Lord Jesus Christ, Amen.
1554
01:35:18,338 --> 01:35:20,339
- Amen.
- Amen.
1555
01:35:28,556 --> 01:35:31,183
How do you think the Penguins
are gonna do this year, Dad?
1556
01:35:33,561 --> 01:35:35,229
Goddamn Penguins.
1557
01:35:35,313 --> 01:35:37,523
Think they're allergic to goddamn defense.
1558
01:35:40,985 --> 01:35:43,195
What do the players call a puck again?
1559
01:35:43,863 --> 01:35:45,489
A biscuit.
1560
01:35:45,573 --> 01:35:47,574
Are you sure it's not a "goddamn biscuit"?
1561
01:35:47,659 --> 01:35:49,118
You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
1562
01:35:49,202 --> 01:35:50,994
[ Mother ]
Honey, I think we're gonna have to do...
1563
01:35:51,079 --> 01:35:52,746
a little shopping foryou
before you take off, huh?
1564
01:35:52,831 --> 01:35:55,582
- Yeah, I need some books.
- [ Mother ] Clothes, too.
1565
01:35:55,667 --> 01:35:56,834
Yeah.
1566
01:35:59,879 --> 01:36:01,004
[ Doorbell Rings ]
1567
01:36:02,424 --> 01:36:04,174
Can Charlie come out and play?
1568
01:36:10,223 --> 01:36:12,599
The first night, we had grilled stickies.
1569
01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:14,059
So good.
1570
01:36:14,144 --> 01:36:15,936
You have to visit in the fall.
We'll have some, okay?
1571
01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:17,104
Definitely.
1572
01:36:17,188 --> 01:36:18,647
Oh, sorry...
1573
01:36:18,731 --> 01:36:21,233
Charlie has a breakdown scheduled for October.
1574
01:36:21,317 --> 01:36:22,568
[ Charlie Chuckles Softly ]
1575
01:36:22,652 --> 01:36:24,695
Well, can I tell you something?
1576
01:36:24,779 --> 01:36:27,030
I've been away for two months.
1577
01:36:27,740 --> 01:36:29,199
It's another world.
1578
01:36:29,284 --> 01:36:31,285
And it gets better.
1579
01:36:31,369 --> 01:36:34,455
And my roommate Katie
has the best taste in music.
1580
01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:42,713
I found the tunnel song.
1581
01:36:46,050 --> 01:36:47,050
Let's drive.
1582
01:36:48,136 --> 01:36:49,136
[ Patrick Whoops ]
1583
01:36:51,806 --> 01:36:54,516
[ Charlie ] I don't know if I will have the time
to write any more letters...
1584
01:36:54,601 --> 01:36:57,728
because I might be too busy
trying to participate.
1585
01:37:01,107 --> 01:37:03,484
So, ifthis does end up being the last letter...
1586
01:37:03,568 --> 01:37:07,654
I want you to know that I was in a bad place
before I started high school.
1587
01:37:07,739 --> 01:37:10,157
And you helped me.
1588
01:37:10,241 --> 01:37:12,493
Even ifyou didn't know
what I was talking about...
1589
01:37:12,577 --> 01:37:14,828
or know someone who's gone through it.
1590
01:37:14,913 --> 01:37:16,747
You made me not feel alone.
1591
01:37:19,417 --> 01:37:23,837
Because I know there are people
who say all these things don't happen.
1592
01:37:23,922 --> 01:37:29,510
There are people who forget what it's like
to be 1 6 when they turn 1 7.
1593
01:37:29,594 --> 01:37:32,221
I know these will all be stories someday.
1594
01:37:32,305 --> 01:37:35,265
And our pictures will become old photographs.
1595
01:37:35,350 --> 01:37:37,851
And we'll all become somebody's mom or dad.
1596
01:37:39,604 --> 01:37:43,398
But right now these moments
are not stories.
1597
01:37:43,483 --> 01:37:44,858
This is happening.
1598
01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:47,361
I am here.
1599
01:37:47,445 --> 01:37:49,029
And I am looking at her.
1600
01:37:49,948 --> 01:37:52,282
And she is so beautiful.
1601
01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:04,044
I can see it.
1602
01:38:04,128 --> 01:38:07,631
This one moment when you know
you're not a sad story.
1603
01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:11,134
You are alive.
1604
01:38:11,219 --> 01:38:13,887
You stand up and see the lights
on the buildings...
1605
01:38:13,972 --> 01:38:17,099
and everything that makes you wonder.
1606
01:38:17,183 --> 01:38:19,434
And you're listening
to that song on that drive...
1607
01:38:19,519 --> 01:38:22,563
with the people you love most in this world.
1608
01:38:25,358 --> 01:38:28,110
And in this moment, I swear...
1609
01:38:29,988 --> 01:38:31,780
we are infinite.
1610
01:38:31,864 --> 01:38:35,617
[ Both Screaming ]
1611
01:38:35,702 --> 01:38:38,412
♪♪ [ Rock ]
1612
01:38:48,214 --> 01:38:49,840
♪ I ♪
1613
01:38:51,634 --> 01:38:54,845
♪ I will be king ♪
1614
01:38:56,306 --> 01:38:59,891
♪ And you ♪
1615
01:38:59,976 --> 01:39:02,352
♪ You will be queen ♪
1616
01:39:05,023 --> 01:39:07,399
♪ Though nothing ♪
1617
01:39:07,483 --> 01:39:10,485
♪ Nothing
will keep us together ♪
1618
01:39:13,406 --> 01:39:16,783
♪ We can beat them ♪
1619
01:39:16,868 --> 01:39:19,369
♪ Forever and ever♪
1620
01:39:21,164 --> 01:39:23,582
♪ We can be heroes ♪
1621
01:39:25,543 --> 01:39:28,086
♪Just for one day ♪
1622
01:39:48,066 --> 01:39:49,733
♪ I ♪
1623
01:39:51,235 --> 01:39:53,737
♪ I will be king ♪
1624
01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:59,660
♪ And you ♪
1625
01:39:59,744 --> 01:40:02,037
♪ You will be queen ♪
1626
01:40:04,791 --> 01:40:07,959
♪ Though nothing ♪
1627
01:40:08,044 --> 01:40:10,629
♪ Will drive them away ♪
1628
01:40:12,590 --> 01:40:16,677
♪ We can be heroes ♪
1629
01:40:16,761 --> 01:40:19,179
♪Just for one day ♪
1630
01:40:21,641 --> 01:40:24,267
♪ We can be us ♪
1631
01:40:25,436 --> 01:40:27,771
♪Just for one day ♪
1632
01:40:30,775 --> 01:40:33,902
♪ I ♪
1633
01:40:33,986 --> 01:40:36,154
♪ I can remember♪
1634
01:40:36,239 --> 01:40:39,116
♪ I remember♪
1635
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:42,828
♪ Standing ♪
1636
01:40:42,912 --> 01:40:47,416
♪ By the wall ♪
1637
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:51,211
♪ And the guards ♪
1638
01:40:51,295 --> 01:40:53,171
♪ Shot above our heads ♪
1639
01:40:53,256 --> 01:40:55,549
♪ Over our heads ♪
1640
01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:58,719
♪ And we kissed ♪
1641
01:40:58,803 --> 01:41:01,596
♪ As though nothing could fall ♪
1642
01:41:01,681 --> 01:41:04,057
♪ Nothing could fall ♪
1643
01:41:04,142 --> 01:41:08,228
♪ And the shame ♪
1644
01:41:08,312 --> 01:41:10,814
♪ Was on the other side ♪
1645
01:41:12,525 --> 01:41:16,236
♪ Oh, we can beat them ♪
1646
01:41:16,320 --> 01:41:18,989
♪ Forever and ever♪
1647
01:41:20,658 --> 01:41:24,995
♪ Then we can be heroes ♪
1648
01:41:25,079 --> 01:41:27,622
♪Just for one day ♪
1649
01:41:33,588 --> 01:41:53,523
♪ We can be heroes ♪
1650
01:41:54,692 --> 01:41:57,194
♪Just for one day ♪
1651
01:41:59,071 --> 01:42:01,823
♪ We can be heroes ♪
1652
01:42:03,743 --> 01:42:07,162
♪ We're nothing ♪
1653
01:42:07,246 --> 01:42:09,873
♪ And nothing will help us ♪
1654
01:42:11,709 --> 01:42:14,127
♪ Maybe we're lying ♪
1655
01:42:15,463 --> 01:42:17,839
♪ Then you better not stay ♪
1656
01:42:19,926 --> 01:42:22,844
♪ But we could be safer♪
1657
01:42:24,388 --> 01:42:26,765
♪Just for one day ♪
1658
01:42:28,768 --> 01:42:32,979
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
1659
01:42:33,064 --> 01:42:36,066
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪♪
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