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Previously on
"Stan Against Evil."
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What is that thing growing
up by the station?
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When the first flowers bloom,
the portal will open,
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and the Land of the Dead
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shall corrupt
the Land of the Living
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for time without end.
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Should we get
a new map now?
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Constable Eccles
was the only witch.
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Did you ever think
that it might be possible
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to save the life
of someone you lost?
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I can go back
and save Claire.
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I got to figure out
how to travel back a year
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to save my wife,
and the only way
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I'm going
to be able to do that
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is if I find this guy,
Gerard DuQuette.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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She has much milk in her
this morning.
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When I think
of how much money
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this milk will fetch
at market,
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it's as if her teats
were full of diamonds.
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♪♪
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I know if my manly bosom
could produce diamonds,
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I would fill bucket
after bucket.
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Of precious,
precious man-boob diamonds.
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♪♪ Discordant music plays...
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♪♪
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You're out of milk.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
*STAN AGAINST EVIL*
Season 02 Episode 07
Title: "Mirror Mirror
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Let's do this.
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These, uh...
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These are the eyeballs
of that thing.
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It came up out of Evie's grave
and tried to kill us.
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Looked like... a big pile of crap
covered in bullshit.
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Oh, I remember, Sheriff.
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The Wraith?
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Why do you want
to go into the past?
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Not that I consider you
particularly "modern."
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Oh, you got that right,
buster.
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This country ain't been the same
since Evel Knievel died.
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Here's
the bottom line...
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I got to back to last year
and save my wife's life.
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No!
No! No!
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Absolutely not,
Mr. Miller.
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- See?
- I...
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Evel Knievel.
They told him no, too.
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You can't jump
over Caesar's Palace.
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He did.
You can't jump ove
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13 double-decker busses.
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He did.
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You can't jump over
Snake River Canyon,
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and he damn sure did.
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No, he didn't.
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He crashed every one
of those times.
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But he tried.
He tried like a man.
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A man in a skin-tight
leather jumpsuit
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with a beautiful cape,
good hair, a helmet, and...
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I've gotten off-topic.
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Listen to me.
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I got to find this guy,
Gerard DuQuette.
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So?
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So...
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That's where
you come in.
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He's been dead
for 400 years.
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He's some kind of black magic,
sorcery assface.
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Won't you do it
for Claire?
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Please?
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The hell is that?
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Sage.
It purifies the room.
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Smells like a pregnant raccoon
died in your chimney.
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Eh.
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From the Great Lady
and The Seven Winds,
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I summon Charon,
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blessed ferryman
of the river Styx.
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We summon Gerard DuQuette,
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denizen of the Otherworld.
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Yeah.
What she said.
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Ow!
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Nails.
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Da Rakom, Ossun, Hekuba,
I summon thee all,
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Da Rakom Ossun, Hekuba,
I summon thee all.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Now what?
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Does the doorbell ring,
he pops out of a cake,
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and gives me a nobjob?
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I don't understand.
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I... I've had
weak responses before,
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but never just nothing.
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Well...
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Maybe he was
gonna show up,
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but then he got a load
of that crap you burnt.
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I know
what I should have said.
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It smells like somebody popped
a balloon full of clown farts.
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Worst...
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Seance...
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Ever.
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♪♪ Discordant music plays...
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Hellooo?
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What?
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Denise?
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♪♪ Music continues...
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Is that you?
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I don't think so.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Are you...?
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I am.
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♪♪
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- Constance Eccles told me...
- I know.
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Why weren't you
at the seance?
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I had a thing.
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Lookit.
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- I got to figure out ow to...
- How to use
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the eyes of the Wraith
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to travel back just one year
instead of 400
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so that you can save
your dear wife's life.
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- Correct?
- Exactly!
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This is terrific.
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How do I do it?
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Do you like riddles?
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No, I'm straight.
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The first person
is your passage
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on the time-travel
express.
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You can go
wherever they go,
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on the day
they're laid to rest.
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You have 24 hours
to solve the riddle.
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You fail, you die.
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That's a little different
than the way they used to do it
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in the Reader's Digest.
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Makes it fun for me.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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24 hours.
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Later, tater.
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♪♪
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Hey.
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♪♪
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How do I die?
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♪♪
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Maybe you'll
do something so horrible
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that the people
of Willard's Mill
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will band together
and kill you themselves.
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Oh, crap.
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♪♪
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Denise, honey,
you, uh...
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You're good at pu...
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puzzles,
aren't you?
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Oh, Leon called to say
"Thank you for the fudge."
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I beg your pardon?
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Apparently you went down
to the station this morning
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and you brought him
some fudge.
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♪♪ Discordant note plays...
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That...
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wasn't me.
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Are you sure
it wasn't you?
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Why would I lie
about fudge?
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Well, we've all made
a bad batch of fudge before
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and we lied about it.
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Shame Fudge is real,
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but we don't let it
get us down.
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We get back in the kitchen,
we roll up our sleeves,
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and we try agaaain!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh.
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♪♪
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♪ Golly gee, I can't believe you're mine ♪
- Leon?
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Leon!
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♪ And I'll have you
till the end of time ♪
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What the hell
happened to you?
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The fudge.
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The fudge happened.
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♪ I could only long for your caress ♪
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I don't know what
you put in it...
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That wasn't me.
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Oh, yes, it was!
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♪♪
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Maybe you'll do
something so horrible
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that the good people of Willard's
Mill will kill you themselves.
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♪ Golly gee,
I can't believe you're mine ♪
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Leon.
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Wheeee!
What was in the fudge?
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Freedom!
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♪ Yes, I'll have you till the end of time ♪
- For my mind.
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I only got 14 hours.
I got to go.
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Wait!
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- Oh, no!
- I got a better idea.
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Why don't I kill you
and you go to Heaven
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and you call me,
tell me what you see?
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I'm scared.
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♪♪
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Oh, hi.
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Did you want to try
the seance again?
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That sounds delish.
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J'entre?
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Sure.
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Love the house.
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You were just here
yesterday?
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Oh, snap.
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♪♪
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Are you looking at my bum?
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No, Leon.
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Geranimo!
Leon.
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♪♪
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We're gonna need the others
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- if we're gonna...
- I had a bucket like this once.
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Okay.
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Company!
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Oh, hi, Gordy!
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Hello.
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Gordy the mailman?
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You come in here,
you rascal.
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- Well, hello, Stan.
- Hi, Gordy.
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What's... What's that saying
you mailmen have?
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Neither snow nor rain...
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Or sleet will stay
these couriers
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from their
appointed rounds.
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What about a bucket?
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Uh, I'm sorry, what?
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Would... Would that
stay you
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from... from
your appointed rounds?
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A bucket?
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Ah!
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He's on the move.
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Come here, you scamp.
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♪♪
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"The first person."
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The first person what?
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Hey, pretty lady.
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Look what I did.
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My brain did this
with my mind.
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And my hand.
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Leon,
I really got to go.
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You can go
when Evie gets here.
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When does
Evie get here?
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Tomorrow.
Today's her day off.
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I don't have
that kind of time.
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♪♪ Discordant music playing...
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♪♪
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Hello!
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Sh-Sheriff Barret, please.
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Call her at home.
She loves that.
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♪♪
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I need you to draw
Eddie the Head on my back.
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- I beg your pardon?
- Eddie the Head.
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From Iron Maiden.
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I know who
Eddie the Head is.
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"Fear the Dark" much?
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Let me see.
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Oh, I think you're
really gonna like that.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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As true today as it was then.
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Yello?
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Person speaking gibberish...
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Hey.
What happened?
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Gordy's dead.
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The mailman.
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It was Stan.
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Gor... Stan?!
What?
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Something seemed off
at first.
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He was just so happy
and friendly.
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Oh, yeah, that definitely
does not sound like Stan.
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God, I know.
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And you're sure
it was Stan?
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Yeah, it was him,
all right.
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He left you a message.
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♪♪ Discordant music plays...
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♪♪
272
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,179
Hutchy much.
273
00:13:24,664 --> 00:13:27,313
So then, he came by,
like we had talked about.
274
00:13:27,384 --> 00:13:29,320
He... He was smiling,
very polite.
275
00:13:29,384 --> 00:13:30,539
Yeah, see,
that's the thing.
276
00:13:30,597 --> 00:13:31,913
I mean,
I can definitely imagine
277
00:13:31,971 --> 00:13:33,359
Stan killing someone
with a bucket,
278
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,276
but this whole smiling,
polite thing?
279
00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:36,674
I mean,
that does not track.
280
00:13:36,829 --> 00:13:38,270
Mm.
281
00:13:38,677 --> 00:13:41,689
Speaking of which,
where's the, uh, body?
282
00:13:42,046 --> 00:13:43,327
Oh, that.
283
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,381
Just get here, please.
284
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,967
I had just hung up.
285
00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:50,111
Neither snow...
286
00:13:50,347 --> 00:13:51,823
nor rain...
287
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,156
nor sleet will stay... Oh!
288
00:13:55,609 --> 00:13:57,876
So, you're saying
this guy was... was dead,
289
00:13:57,934 --> 00:13:58,963
and then he just...
290
00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:00,401
Walked right through
this room
291
00:14:00,459 --> 00:14:02,032
and right out
of that door.
292
00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:04,614
What do you mean,
"Like we talked about"?
293
00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:07,428
You said "Stan came by,
like we talked about."
294
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,160
Yeah. Stan came to me
to contact a spirit.
295
00:14:10,532 --> 00:14:11,695
Stan?
296
00:14:11,806 --> 00:14:13,751
Yeah, he wants
to travel back in time
297
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,300
to save his wife.
298
00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:17,816
Oh, no.
299
00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:20,159
No, no,
that's got to be so...
300
00:14:20,246 --> 00:14:21,743
Dangerous?
I told him.
301
00:14:21,963 --> 00:14:24,697
Look, we were trying to summon
the spirit of Gerard DuQuette,
302
00:14:24,784 --> 00:14:27,882
a practitioner of Black Magik
from the 17th century.
303
00:14:28,194 --> 00:14:29,884
Oh, that's a...
That's a great idea.
304
00:14:29,971 --> 00:14:31,237
Summon an evil wizard!
305
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:33,305
But he didn't appear.
306
00:14:33,392 --> 00:14:34,804
Are you sure?
307
00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:37,925
Oh, my God,
that's Anti.
308
00:14:38,221 --> 00:14:41,647
This guy is still out there,
and everybody thinks he's Stan.
309
00:14:44,657 --> 00:14:45,972
I can't believe
310
00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,221
there's a worse version
of Stan out there.
311
00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:50,523
I didn't know
that was possible.
312
00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:53,388
♪♪
313
00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:56,911
Mm-mm!
314
00:14:57,262 --> 00:14:59,246
Sheriff?!
315
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,534
These heirloom tomatoes?
316
00:15:02,084 --> 00:15:03,962
They are now!
317
00:15:04,095 --> 00:15:05,415
Martin!
318
00:15:05,508 --> 00:15:07,922
Ahhh!
Oh!
319
00:15:08,009 --> 00:15:12,026
♪♪ Funky music playing...
320
00:15:12,306 --> 00:15:14,804
Put that thing down, Leon.
I got to go.
321
00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:18,124
♪ Ain't no mistakin', there's a lot of
booties shakin' ♪
322
00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:19,341
♪ You can't stop 'em ♪
323
00:15:19,399 --> 00:15:20,935
Martin!
Sheriff Miller...
324
00:15:21,022 --> 00:15:22,022
♪ No, no ♪
325
00:15:22,108 --> 00:15:23,202
What is it?
326
00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:24,982
♪ Them bootie cheeks ♪
327
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,003
♪ Got bitten by the beat ♪
328
00:15:27,065 --> 00:15:28,895
♪ Now you can't stop 'em ♪
329
00:15:28,982 --> 00:15:30,450
Neither the rain...
330
00:15:30,604 --> 00:15:32,262
nor snow...
331
00:15:32,437 --> 00:15:33,893
nor...
332
00:15:35,429 --> 00:15:36,911
sleet...
333
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,087
will keep these couriers...
♪ Well, well, well, well ♪
334
00:15:39,165 --> 00:15:41,670
from their appointed rounds...
♪ Can't stop the bootie shakin' ♪
335
00:15:41,727 --> 00:15:43,520
♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
Pshoo!
336
00:15:43,578 --> 00:15:46,494
♪ Can't stop
the bootie shakin' ♪
337
00:15:46,588 --> 00:15:48,258
♪ Hey, hey ♪
338
00:15:50,101 --> 00:15:51,434
♪ Can't stop ♪
339
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,254
Yello?!
♪ The bootie ♪
340
00:15:53,312 --> 00:15:55,661
Oh!
Applesauce.
341
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,907
Hello?
342
00:15:58,994 --> 00:16:00,893
Sheriff Miller did what
to your bird feeder?
343
00:16:02,348 --> 00:16:05,064
Well, sweetheart,
love takes many forms.
344
00:16:05,151 --> 00:16:06,581
Hello?
345
00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:08,449
Sheriff Miller
climbed up on your roof
346
00:16:08,536 --> 00:16:10,299
and took a dump down your chimney?
347
00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:12,992
Well, don't start a fire.
Hang on.
348
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,243
Hello?
349
00:16:14,555 --> 00:16:16,739
No, I don't want
to lower my credit score.
350
00:16:16,797 --> 00:16:18,375
Eat a bag of dicks!
351
00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:19,527
Hello?
352
00:16:19,614 --> 00:16:20,914
Oh, thank God, Stan.
353
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,415
Where have you
been all day?
354
00:16:22,502 --> 00:16:23,531
I've been here.
355
00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:24,864
Do you have a witness?
356
00:16:24,922 --> 00:16:27,149
Well, eh, more or less.
357
00:16:27,328 --> 00:16:29,062
Okay, uh,
second question.
358
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,511
Have you happened
to have done
359
00:16:30,576 --> 00:16:32,024
anything incredibly
stupid lately,
360
00:16:32,082 --> 00:16:35,956
like... conjure the spirit
of a 17th-century evil wizard?
361
00:16:36,042 --> 00:16:37,859
We're gonna have
to put a pin in that one.
362
00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:39,492
Stan, were you planning
on telling me
363
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,322
about your little
time-travelling scheme?
364
00:16:41,497 --> 00:16:43,174
It's complicated.
365
00:16:43,427 --> 00:16:45,812
Listen to me, there's a double
going around town
366
00:16:45,973 --> 00:16:49,108
pretending that he's me,
and he's causing... mischief.
367
00:16:49,195 --> 00:16:51,706
Yeah, you have no idea.
I'm on my way.
368
00:16:51,818 --> 00:16:53,258
No!
No, no, no, no, no.
369
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,961
You... You go ahead and meet me
at my house, up in Claire's room,
370
00:16:56,032 --> 00:16:57,567
and don't stop
to get your nails done.
371
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,180
What are you...
I don't get my nails...
372
00:16:59,238 --> 00:17:00,696
Clock's ticking.
373
00:17:02,141 --> 00:17:03,443
Definitely him.
374
00:17:03,779 --> 00:17:05,156
All right, Leon.
375
00:17:05,453 --> 00:17:07,086
You're in charge.
376
00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:11,895
The guy said
I had 24 hours
377
00:17:11,953 --> 00:17:14,725
to solve this riddle
or I'm a dead man.
378
00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:17,234
Uh-huh,
and how long ago was that?
379
00:17:18,227 --> 00:17:20,807
23 hours and 53 minutes.
380
00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:22,742
Who's counting?
381
00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:24,892
♪♪
382
00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:29,463
Wakey wakey,
eggs and bakey.
383
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,487
Come on,
tickle pickle.
384
00:17:34,506 --> 00:17:37,041
What the...?
385
00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:40,243
What the hell?
386
00:17:41,189 --> 00:17:42,904
What... What are you
doing here?
387
00:17:43,071 --> 00:17:44,827
I wanted to challenge you
388
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:48,719
to a game
of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
389
00:17:48,951 --> 00:17:50,665
O-Okay.
390
00:17:50,723 --> 00:17:52,171
♪♪
391
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,544
For stabs.
392
00:17:56,747 --> 00:17:58,744
It's almost 12:00.
393
00:17:59,665 --> 00:18:00,894
♪♪
394
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,662
It's midnight.
395
00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:06,656
That's him.
396
00:18:06,714 --> 00:18:07,777
Ooh, I'll get it!
397
00:18:07,835 --> 00:18:09,046
She went downstairs.
398
00:18:09,104 --> 00:18:10,632
Denise!
399
00:18:13,370 --> 00:18:14,886
Oh, it's the ma...
400
00:18:16,216 --> 00:18:18,197
Hey!
Hey!
401
00:18:18,284 --> 00:18:19,387
Hey!
402
00:18:20,121 --> 00:18:21,707
Denise!
403
00:18:22,203 --> 00:18:23,736
Denise, are you okay?
404
00:18:23,823 --> 00:18:25,786
♪♪
405
00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:30,524
Go for his eyes!
406
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:33,146
Yeah, the eyes!
That's it, Stan!
407
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:34,462
The eyes!
408
00:18:34,549 --> 00:18:35,596
I got it!
409
00:18:35,683 --> 00:18:37,665
Eyes!
The first person!
410
00:18:37,752 --> 00:18:38,884
Oh, I get it.
411
00:18:38,971 --> 00:18:40,152
That's clever.
412
00:18:40,239 --> 00:18:41,329
♪♪
413
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,991
The first person
is your passage
414
00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:46,202
on the time-travel
express.
415
00:18:46,462 --> 00:18:48,395
You can go
wherever they go
416
00:18:48,514 --> 00:18:50,678
on the day
they're laid to rest.
417
00:18:51,025 --> 00:18:53,899
You solve the riddle
and you'll know what to do.
418
00:18:58,050 --> 00:19:00,961
Good job, Dad! Take the mailman's eyes,
go back to yesterday,
419
00:19:01,019 --> 00:19:02,803
and then don't summon
Gerard DuQuette!
420
00:19:02,861 --> 00:19:04,922
♪♪
421
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,066
Come on, Dad!
422
00:19:07,124 --> 00:19:08,847
All right, Stan!
423
00:19:08,934 --> 00:19:10,364
Hold your horses.
424
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,636
You know what they say
about eyeballs.
425
00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:15,644
They don't gouge themselves out.
426
00:19:24,612 --> 00:19:27,467
Well,
that was a fun game.
427
00:19:27,983 --> 00:19:29,450
I win.
428
00:19:31,873 --> 00:19:33,121
♪♪
429
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,095
What's in the bag,
Stan?
430
00:19:45,182 --> 00:19:48,383
You said I had 24 hours
to solve the riddle.
431
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:50,042
And I did.
432
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,745
It's the eyes.
433
00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:54,216
The first person
is the eyes.
434
00:19:54,303 --> 00:19:57,701
♪♪
435
00:19:58,028 --> 00:20:00,189
Indeed you did.
436
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,264
Get on it,
little man.
437
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:09,485
♪♪ Discordant music playing...
438
00:20:09,685 --> 00:20:13,549
♪♪
439
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,058
It worked.
440
00:20:29,472 --> 00:20:31,050
♪♪
441
00:20:31,108 --> 00:20:35,766
♪ Golly gee,
I can't believe you're mine ♪
442
00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:40,714
♪ And I'll have you till the end of time ♪
[Screams]
443
00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:45,382
♪ I was in the shadows
of loneliness ♪
444
00:20:45,469 --> 00:20:50,595
♪ I could only long
for your caress ♪
445
00:20:50,653 --> 00:20:52,923
♪ Suddenly, to my surprise ♪
Ahh!
446
00:20:53,092 --> 00:20:55,274
♪ The time is right ♪
447
00:20:55,332 --> 00:21:00,215
♪ To wrap myself around you
and hold you tight ♪
448
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:04,902
♪ Golly gee,
I can't believe you're mine ♪
449
00:21:04,989 --> 00:21:08,739
♪ And I'll have you
till the end of time ♪
450
00:21:08,858 --> 00:21:11,033
Sweetheart,
I'm sorry about this.
451
00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:13,496
♪ I was in the shadows
of loneliness ♪
452
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:14,963
You'll thank me later.
453
00:21:15,021 --> 00:21:19,395
♪ I could only long
for your caress ♪
454
00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:24,502
♪ Suddenly, to my surprise,
the time is right ♪
455
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:28,218
♪ To wrap myself around you
and hold you tight ♪
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