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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:10,631 It's you again? 2 00:00:10,634 --> 00:00:12,173 Oh, I'm sick of this, all right? 3 00:00:12,176 --> 00:00:14,656 I'm not telling you what you missed last week. 4 00:00:18,353 --> 00:00:20,772 Seriously, I'm not doing it. Fuck off. 5 00:00:20,775 --> 00:00:22,580 I'm being deported next month. 6 00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:24,167 I tried to flee up to Canada, 7 00:00:24,170 --> 00:00:26,152 but they stopped me at the border. 8 00:00:26,155 --> 00:00:28,774 200 plus gas and tolls. 9 00:00:28,774 --> 00:00:30,667 I'll get you and your family across. 10 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:32,069 Hey, Frank, can you do me a favor 11 00:00:32,070 --> 00:00:34,222 and bring me back some Canadian insulin? 12 00:00:34,225 --> 00:00:35,637 It's 50% cheaper up there. 13 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,951 "Need the car to make money. Thanks, Carl." 14 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:41,856 Youens got convicted. Guilty on all counts. 15 00:00:41,859 --> 00:00:44,567 - Oh, shit. - This is officially stuck. 16 00:00:44,570 --> 00:00:46,225 I know an Irish guy that does wood stuff. 17 00:00:46,228 --> 00:00:47,781 You want me to see if he's around? 18 00:00:47,783 --> 00:00:51,070 In 72 hours, you will be free of your addiction. 19 00:00:51,073 --> 00:00:53,575 How much do you need? Can we do a little ransom sitch? 20 00:00:53,578 --> 00:00:55,280 No, I get to stay. 21 00:00:57,084 --> 00:00:58,667 Oh, fuck. 22 00:00:58,670 --> 00:01:01,645 God damn it, V! No fabric softener 23 00:01:01,648 --> 00:01:03,182 in the girls' jammies. 24 00:01:03,183 --> 00:01:04,977 Quick, Kev, what else? 25 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:07,646 - What else, what? - Besides fabric softener, 26 00:01:07,647 --> 00:01:11,274 have I been a bad, bad girl? 27 00:01:11,275 --> 00:01:13,359 - Oh. - I called Margo. 28 00:01:13,361 --> 00:01:15,653 She's got another building she's willing to lease. 29 00:01:15,655 --> 00:01:17,864 No, fuck off, Fiona. The answer's no. 30 00:01:17,864 --> 00:01:19,623 What the fuck is wrong with you? 31 00:01:19,626 --> 00:01:21,075 I... I'm trying to move forward here 32 00:01:21,076 --> 00:01:22,868 and you're acting like a fuckin' toddler. 33 00:01:22,870 --> 00:01:25,579 I want things to be okay between us. 34 00:01:25,581 --> 00:01:27,123 They are. 35 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:29,426 I'm fired, but it was 100% worth it 36 00:01:29,429 --> 00:01:31,628 to see the look on that scumbag's face. 37 00:01:31,629 --> 00:01:34,382 - Did we... - Like, four times. 38 00:01:42,475 --> 00:01:49,146 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 39 00:03:05,389 --> 00:03:08,810 No. Oh, come on. 40 00:03:15,251 --> 00:03:17,021 Uh... shut up! 41 00:03:17,024 --> 00:03:18,506 Debs, get the fuck out! 42 00:03:26,911 --> 00:03:28,562 Come on, I gotta take a leak! 43 00:03:30,622 --> 00:03:32,836 - What the fuck is going on? - Well, Debs 44 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,090 has been in there for, like, an hour. 45 00:03:34,091 --> 00:03:35,843 Well, tell her to get out, Franny's crying. 46 00:03:35,847 --> 00:03:38,312 Yeah, I have been. Debs, get the fuck out! 47 00:03:38,314 --> 00:03:41,466 And who is ringing the bell? It's 7:00 a. m.! 48 00:03:41,466 --> 00:03:43,860 Howdy. That's for me. Let's go, Liam. 49 00:03:43,864 --> 00:03:44,944 Time to go to work. 50 00:03:44,948 --> 00:03:46,533 Debs, I gotta take a leak. 51 00:03:46,537 --> 00:03:48,531 - Gimme a minute. - She's still in there? 52 00:03:48,533 --> 00:03:49,352 Yeah. 53 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,985 All right, that's it. I'm comin' in. 54 00:03:53,987 --> 00:03:56,520 Jesus. I'll get Franny. 55 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,438 Debs. 56 00:04:00,439 --> 00:04:03,025 Shit. 57 00:04:03,026 --> 00:04:04,110 You pregnant again? 58 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:05,944 Fucking better not be. 59 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,780 Fuck. 60 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,532 Oh, Debs, this one says negative. 61 00:04:12,368 --> 00:04:13,776 They all say negative. 62 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:15,371 How am I supposed to trust any of them. 63 00:04:15,372 --> 00:04:16,872 I haven't gotten my period yet. 64 00:04:16,872 --> 00:04:18,290 Maybe it's just stress, right? 65 00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:20,588 Or maybe the slut candy didn't work. 66 00:04:20,591 --> 00:04:22,877 - What? - The morning after pill. 67 00:04:22,879 --> 00:04:26,589 I can't afford Franny right now, never mind another stupid baby. 68 00:04:26,591 --> 00:04:28,843 Negative? Liar! 69 00:04:28,843 --> 00:04:31,257 Hi, got your child to stop cryin'. 70 00:04:31,261 --> 00:04:32,838 I got fired from my job, Fiona. 71 00:04:32,841 --> 00:04:34,043 So don't be giving me shit if I'm late 72 00:04:34,045 --> 00:04:35,183 on my share of the house money. 73 00:04:35,185 --> 00:04:36,526 Well, it's your turn to buy groceries 74 00:04:36,528 --> 00:04:37,887 - and make dinner tonight. - I know. 75 00:04:37,889 --> 00:04:39,557 Now get out so I can shower. 76 00:04:43,745 --> 00:04:45,776 Ahh! Hey! 77 00:04:45,776 --> 00:04:48,007 - What happened? - That! 78 00:04:48,011 --> 00:04:49,196 Shit. 79 00:04:49,197 --> 00:04:51,167 - What's going on? - What are you doing? 80 00:04:51,170 --> 00:04:53,117 Ah, Jesus. Now everyone's in here. 81 00:04:53,117 --> 00:04:54,542 Guess I won't shower today. 82 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,718 Gonna get filthy anyway cleaning that shitty building 83 00:04:56,721 --> 00:04:58,148 my sister found for homeless kids. 84 00:04:58,151 --> 00:05:00,331 Oh, God, Ian. Can't we be past this? 85 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,791 - Uh-huh. - Can you get rid of him? 86 00:05:01,793 --> 00:05:02,901 - Yes. - You know what? 87 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,918 I'll just shower at my apartment building. 88 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,620 I'm gonna go to the store to swipe 89 00:05:06,622 --> 00:05:08,184 - some more pregnancy tests. - No, no, no. 90 00:05:08,185 --> 00:05:09,268 I'm gonna take you to Planned Parenthood. 91 00:05:09,269 --> 00:05:11,346 We're gonna get a real test. All right? 92 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:13,283 And you, you gotta sleep at the bike shop 93 00:05:13,286 --> 00:05:15,579 - from now on, okay? - Fine. 94 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,797 Hey, I'm going to see one of those sponsors later. 95 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:21,269 - Good. It's about fuckin' time. - All right. 96 00:05:21,271 --> 00:05:22,937 Hey. 97 00:05:22,939 --> 00:05:24,995 Did you watch me pee, pervert? 98 00:05:28,319 --> 00:05:32,990 That's whole lot of pee, babe. 99 00:05:32,990 --> 00:05:35,776 - Hi. - Who are you? 100 00:05:35,778 --> 00:05:37,952 This is my friend Kassidi. That's my sister, Fiona. 101 00:05:37,954 --> 00:05:41,040 I'm his girlfriend. Check this out. 102 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,082 All Carl's. 103 00:05:43,084 --> 00:05:44,959 - Wow. - Yeah, I know, right? 104 00:05:44,961 --> 00:05:46,461 Yeah, we gotta bounce. Let's go. 105 00:05:46,463 --> 00:05:49,298 Oh, right. See you later, sis! 106 00:05:49,298 --> 00:05:50,966 Hey. 107 00:05:50,966 --> 00:05:52,917 - You okay? - Yeah, why? 108 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,137 Carl! 109 00:05:57,641 --> 00:05:59,667 Because of that. 110 00:06:03,862 --> 00:06:06,365 Holy shit. 111 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:12,112 Team, if I could have your attention. 112 00:06:12,112 --> 00:06:14,072 Uh, thank you for being here this morning. 113 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,367 I want you to know that just because 114 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:17,925 you look like terrorists, 115 00:06:17,927 --> 00:06:19,937 doesn't mean you should be treated like 'em. 116 00:06:19,939 --> 00:06:22,511 Until America can distinguish between good brown people 117 00:06:22,514 --> 00:06:25,353 and bad brown people, it's my goal to get you all 118 00:06:25,356 --> 00:06:27,721 safely across the border into Canada. 119 00:06:28,966 --> 00:06:30,867 Shh, shh, shh. Discretion, right? 120 00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:34,009 You can all thank me later when a big bull moose 121 00:06:34,009 --> 00:06:36,220 is slurping an ice cold Molson 122 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:38,096 right out of your butthole! 123 00:06:39,848 --> 00:06:42,394 Okay, not an alcohol and sex kind of a crowd. 124 00:06:42,396 --> 00:06:44,858 I don't even wanna know what's going on here, Frank. 125 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:46,730 Entrepreneurship, Fiona. 126 00:06:46,730 --> 00:06:49,444 You all right, Liam? All right, good. Bye. 127 00:06:49,447 --> 00:06:52,694 Anyhow, uh, my son Liam will be taking a look 128 00:06:52,696 --> 00:06:55,613 - at your notice to appear... - Carl, I said no Uber! 129 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,490 That's my car! You can't just take it 130 00:06:57,492 --> 00:07:00,702 whenever you feel like it! 131 00:07:00,704 --> 00:07:01,911 God damn it! 132 00:07:01,913 --> 00:07:04,656 ♪ O Canada ♪ 133 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:07,041 ♪ Our home and native land ♪ 134 00:07:07,043 --> 00:07:08,334 Everybody. 135 00:07:08,336 --> 00:07:10,838 ♪ True patriot love ♪ 136 00:07:10,838 --> 00:07:12,759 ♪ From all thy sons... ♪ 137 00:07:12,761 --> 00:07:14,064 You don't know that, do you? 138 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,550 That would be a good song for you to learn. 139 00:07:15,552 --> 00:07:18,220 Liam, come here. 140 00:07:18,221 --> 00:07:20,490 I'm gonna go deal with my business in the front yard. 141 00:07:20,492 --> 00:07:23,350 Get me one illegal from each banned Muslim country. 142 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:25,351 - Yes? - You got it, boss. 143 00:07:25,353 --> 00:07:27,687 Peace out. 144 00:07:27,689 --> 00:07:30,052 ♪ O Canada ♪ 145 00:07:30,055 --> 00:07:34,819 ♪ We stand on guard for... ♪ 146 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,196 ♪ O Can... ♪ 147 00:07:36,199 --> 00:07:37,404 - Okay, here we go. - Hey, Frank. 148 00:07:37,406 --> 00:07:39,538 - How are you? - Can I get three Advair discs? 149 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,869 You bet. Bobby Junior'll be breathing easy 150 00:07:41,870 --> 00:07:43,661 - in no time, Grace. - And it's costing me 151 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:44,913 half of what it costs down here? 152 00:07:44,913 --> 00:07:46,196 Mm-hmm. 153 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,336 - Yes, sir. - All right, give me 154 00:07:47,338 --> 00:07:48,706 three months' supply of Januvia, 155 00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:52,004 100 tablets of Diovan, 100 75 milligram pills 156 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:54,735 of Praluent and you might as well throw in two EpiPens. 157 00:07:54,737 --> 00:07:56,646 Jesus, all that's for you, Lionel? 158 00:07:56,649 --> 00:07:58,593 I'm a walking medical disaster, Frank. 159 00:07:58,595 --> 00:08:01,026 Well, that's why God invented Canada. 160 00:08:01,029 --> 00:08:03,115 Okay, everybody, get your orders in. 161 00:08:03,117 --> 00:08:05,204 Now, I'm giving you all a low, low 162 00:08:05,206 --> 00:08:07,240 special introductory price. 163 00:08:07,242 --> 00:08:10,146 I can't be so generous with my fees next time. 164 00:08:10,148 --> 00:08:12,024 - Uh, you ready, Mauricio? - Yeah. 165 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:14,276 Okay, you take a stool softener with all that Vicodin. 166 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:16,497 You don't wanna end up dead on the can like Elvis. 167 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,321 - Yeah. - All right, who's next? 168 00:08:21,031 --> 00:08:23,293 Found another razor blade. 169 00:08:23,297 --> 00:08:25,454 I'll add it to the collection. 170 00:08:25,454 --> 00:08:27,622 - This place is a dump. - But we're gonna 171 00:08:27,624 --> 00:08:29,290 - make it look great. - Don't listen 172 00:08:29,292 --> 00:08:30,625 to Negative Nelly, okay? 173 00:08:30,627 --> 00:08:32,993 He's still mad about the church. 174 00:08:32,995 --> 00:08:35,463 Yeah, 'cause you got pity-fucked by my sister 175 00:08:35,465 --> 00:08:38,207 - with this building. - Yeah, and she was really good. 176 00:08:38,211 --> 00:08:40,635 I bet. She's great at getting what she wants 177 00:08:40,636 --> 00:08:42,594 and screwing everyone else. 178 00:08:42,596 --> 00:08:45,013 Hey, Trevor, when do you think we'll be able to crash here? 179 00:08:45,015 --> 00:08:47,475 As soon as the city approves our occupancy certificate. 180 00:08:47,476 --> 00:08:51,813 I made a list of everyone who may need a bed. 181 00:08:51,815 --> 00:08:53,941 Tell me if I forgot anybody. 182 00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:56,442 Ah. 183 00:08:57,653 --> 00:08:59,765 You can take Jamie off here. 184 00:08:59,769 --> 00:09:02,825 - Why? - He's living at home I think. 185 00:09:02,826 --> 00:09:04,534 What? Since when? 186 00:09:04,535 --> 00:09:06,532 The other day, he tried to kill himself 187 00:09:06,534 --> 00:09:07,856 after his parents hauled him off 188 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:10,832 to some conversion church or some shit. 189 00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:13,293 Shit. 190 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:26,306 More scrambled eggs, my king? 191 00:09:26,307 --> 00:09:27,341 Yes. 192 00:09:27,344 --> 00:09:29,711 But this time, feed 'em to me. 193 00:09:29,713 --> 00:09:32,354 Whatever you say, your highness. 194 00:09:32,355 --> 00:09:33,740 Damn it, V! 195 00:09:33,743 --> 00:09:38,317 - Is that too much? - No, please, keep going. 196 00:09:38,318 --> 00:09:40,070 Not with the fork. You know how I want you 197 00:09:40,071 --> 00:09:41,071 to feed 'em to me. 198 00:09:41,072 --> 00:09:42,530 I'm sorry, sire. 199 00:09:49,163 --> 00:09:50,496 That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. 200 00:09:58,469 --> 00:09:59,779 What's taking so long? 201 00:09:59,783 --> 00:10:02,076 I can feel the fetus growing inside of me 202 00:10:02,078 --> 00:10:03,485 as I sit here. 203 00:10:03,488 --> 00:10:05,100 There's no way I'm letting anything get in the way 204 00:10:05,101 --> 00:10:08,437 of finishing welding school and getting a good job. 205 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,849 Oh, so you'd get the abortion this time? 206 00:10:10,851 --> 00:10:12,054 Whatever it takes. 207 00:10:12,057 --> 00:10:13,779 How can I be that mom with three barefoot kids 208 00:10:13,782 --> 00:10:15,397 hangin' off her Walmart cart? 209 00:10:15,398 --> 00:10:17,191 If I have to get that thing scraped out 210 00:10:17,192 --> 00:10:19,275 or go on the pill or get an IUD up in me 211 00:10:19,277 --> 00:10:20,907 or get castrated right afterwards, 212 00:10:20,909 --> 00:10:22,361 - I don't care. - I think you gotta 213 00:10:22,363 --> 00:10:23,985 grow balls first, Debs. 214 00:10:29,032 --> 00:10:30,270 Shit. 215 00:10:30,274 --> 00:10:31,474 What? 216 00:10:31,476 --> 00:10:33,373 Sierra's dude. 217 00:10:33,374 --> 00:10:35,750 Debbie Gallagher? 218 00:10:35,751 --> 00:10:37,376 About time. 219 00:10:37,378 --> 00:10:38,921 Hey, good luck, Debs. 220 00:10:38,922 --> 00:10:40,625 Don't be pregnant. 221 00:10:59,942 --> 00:11:01,777 It's open. 222 00:11:01,778 --> 00:11:03,993 My family is driving me insane. 223 00:11:03,995 --> 00:11:06,082 - Good morning. - Every day, I wake up 224 00:11:06,086 --> 00:11:08,446 to screamin' or cryin' or fuckin' 225 00:11:08,448 --> 00:11:10,231 or someone doin' some crazy shit. 226 00:11:10,235 --> 00:11:12,515 There's always strange people in my house. 227 00:11:12,519 --> 00:11:13,586 I know what you mean. 228 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,206 I can't keep track of who's mad at me. 229 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:16,625 Or who I'm mad at. 230 00:11:16,628 --> 00:11:18,173 Can't even use my own car. 231 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,783 Are we supposed to feel bad for you? 232 00:11:19,786 --> 00:11:22,004 - Yeah. - Just move out. 233 00:11:22,005 --> 00:11:23,793 Can't afford to. 234 00:11:23,797 --> 00:11:25,411 Have you ever lived on your own before? 235 00:11:25,413 --> 00:11:26,621 Yes. 236 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,933 No. Not really. 237 00:11:32,937 --> 00:11:35,184 So you're 28 and still living at home? 238 00:11:35,186 --> 00:11:37,980 That's pathetic. 239 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,239 Thanks. Thanks a lot. 240 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:40,857 There's an empty unit you can move into 241 00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:41,984 right downstairs. 242 00:11:41,985 --> 00:11:44,011 - No, I need the money. - That's just an excuse 243 00:11:44,014 --> 00:11:45,863 people use when they're afraid to have nice things 244 00:11:45,864 --> 00:11:47,966 - for themselves. - Okay, that's enough. 245 00:11:47,969 --> 00:11:49,408 We gotta go to the witch doctor. 246 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,418 - Yes. - The what? 247 00:11:51,422 --> 00:11:53,202 Fertility guy. 248 00:11:53,203 --> 00:11:54,837 - Oh. Okay. - Come by tomorrow. 249 00:11:54,841 --> 00:11:57,331 We're having a few people over for happy hour. 250 00:11:57,332 --> 00:12:00,980 Finish your coffee and let yourself out. 251 00:12:00,984 --> 00:12:03,308 Bye. 252 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,644 All right. We're on our way, everybody. 253 00:12:17,644 --> 00:12:20,355 Settle back, get comfortable. 254 00:12:20,355 --> 00:12:22,192 How's the goat? 255 00:12:22,195 --> 00:12:25,653 Let's play a little getting to know each other alphabet game. 256 00:12:25,655 --> 00:12:27,486 We'll go around, we'll say our name, 257 00:12:27,488 --> 00:12:30,407 where we're from and something that we like. 258 00:12:30,408 --> 00:12:32,095 And I... I'll start off, okay? 259 00:12:32,097 --> 00:12:36,370 Uh, my name is Frank. I'm from the US of A. 260 00:12:36,371 --> 00:12:38,206 And I like apples. 261 00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:40,325 Okay, now it's your turn. 262 00:12:42,503 --> 00:12:44,546 You... you repeat what I said 263 00:12:44,547 --> 00:12:46,423 and then say something about yourself. 264 00:12:46,423 --> 00:12:50,746 My name is Frank, I am from the US of A 265 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,048 and I like apples. 266 00:12:52,052 --> 00:12:54,264 That's what you say about me. 267 00:12:54,264 --> 00:12:56,057 Say what about you? 268 00:12:56,058 --> 00:12:59,602 My name, where I'm from and what I like. 269 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:01,437 Your name, where you are from, what you like. 270 00:13:01,438 --> 00:13:03,813 No. God damn it. Hey, point to me. 271 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,317 Point to me. Now repeat: 272 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:06,410 You are Frank. 273 00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:07,817 You are Frank. 274 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,739 - You're from the United States. - You're from the United States. 275 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:12,323 - You like apples. - You like apples. 276 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,076 Okay, good. Now, tell us your name, 277 00:13:15,077 --> 00:13:17,259 where you're from and something you like 278 00:13:17,261 --> 00:13:19,558 using the next letter of the alphabet. 279 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,461 - My name is Sameer. - Yeah. But don't point to me. 280 00:13:24,461 --> 00:13:28,090 Point to you. You. Point... 281 00:13:28,091 --> 00:13:29,591 I am from Yemen 282 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,177 and I like enab. 283 00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:34,888 Enab? 284 00:13:34,889 --> 00:13:37,432 I don't know... okay, but it's gotta start with a B. 285 00:13:37,432 --> 00:13:41,072 Uh, well, it does. Uh, you see, E-N-A-B. 286 00:13:41,075 --> 00:13:43,938 It's gotta begin with a B. Enab begins with an E. 287 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:45,315 Not if you read right to left, 288 00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:46,982 like in my country. 289 00:13:46,984 --> 00:13:48,192 - Hm. - Mm-hmm. 290 00:13:48,193 --> 00:13:49,302 Oh, fuck me. 291 00:13:49,304 --> 00:13:52,142 This is gonna be a long 16 hours. 292 00:13:58,287 --> 00:14:00,038 - Hannah Campbell? - Hey. 293 00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:01,623 So? 294 00:14:01,624 --> 00:14:03,708 Find out the test results tomorrow. 295 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,126 Test cost 20 bucks. 296 00:14:05,128 --> 00:14:06,700 Low income rate, my ass. 297 00:14:06,702 --> 00:14:07,796 How 'bout no income rate? 298 00:14:07,797 --> 00:14:09,965 - I need to get a job. - Forgot my phone. 299 00:14:09,966 --> 00:14:11,239 I'll be right back. 300 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,493 See, hold up. 301 00:14:12,495 --> 00:14:14,219 Yo. All right, 302 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,011 this isn't what it looks like. 303 00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:18,014 What, like you got some other girl pregnant? 304 00:14:18,014 --> 00:14:20,642 It happened when Sierra and I weren't together. 305 00:14:20,643 --> 00:14:22,386 Sierra know? 306 00:14:22,389 --> 00:14:24,139 I haven't had a chance to tell her yet. 307 00:14:24,143 --> 00:14:26,313 It looks like you've had nine months to tell her. 308 00:14:26,315 --> 00:14:29,095 Things are good with me and Sierra right now. 309 00:14:29,097 --> 00:14:30,466 I don't wanna blow it. 310 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:31,986 All right, well, you're gonna blow it 311 00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:33,832 - if you don't tell her. - I will. 312 00:14:35,504 --> 00:14:37,313 All right, I should get back in there. 313 00:14:37,317 --> 00:14:39,403 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 314 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,489 Come on, Deb. 315 00:14:49,337 --> 00:14:52,173 Hey, Jamie. 316 00:14:52,174 --> 00:14:54,426 Hey, you guys. 317 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,510 My mom let you in? 318 00:14:56,511 --> 00:14:58,970 Uh, no. We waited till she left. 319 00:14:58,972 --> 00:15:01,182 Got you some burgers. 320 00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:03,268 Came by to see how you're feeling. 321 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,187 I've been better. 322 00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:08,398 The drugs are pretty good, though. 323 00:15:08,399 --> 00:15:11,582 You guys like my new wristbands? 324 00:15:13,028 --> 00:15:15,238 Um, do you need anything? 325 00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:18,240 No, I'm... I'm good. 326 00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:21,950 Hey, Geneva said you went to some conversion church? 327 00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:23,609 My parents found it. 328 00:15:23,611 --> 00:15:25,956 Place over on Garfield. 329 00:15:25,957 --> 00:15:28,105 This pastor turns homos back to normal. 330 00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:32,918 He says I'm so much of a fag 331 00:15:32,922 --> 00:15:35,759 that I need more sessions to be saved by God. 332 00:15:35,759 --> 00:15:37,552 You don't need to be saved. 333 00:15:37,552 --> 00:15:40,364 Yeah. 334 00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:41,908 Right. 335 00:15:46,019 --> 00:15:48,212 Yay! Well done, well done. 336 00:15:48,216 --> 00:15:52,149 Okay, you're next, goat lady. Bring it home. 337 00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:56,071 Okay. Eh, your name is Frank. You are from the U.S. 338 00:15:56,072 --> 00:15:57,739 and you like apple. 339 00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,325 You are Sameer and you are from Yemen 340 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,386 and you like enab. 341 00:16:02,389 --> 00:16:05,455 Ali from Iraq likes banam. 342 00:16:05,456 --> 00:16:08,416 And you are Adad from Syria 343 00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:11,511 and you like, uh, samak. 344 00:16:11,514 --> 00:16:14,630 And Rania from Libya likes jabbr. 345 00:16:14,631 --> 00:16:16,166 - Yeah. - My name is Fatemeh 346 00:16:16,168 --> 00:16:18,306 from Iran and I like juje. 347 00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:20,553 Yes! We did it! We did it, everybody! 348 00:16:20,554 --> 00:16:22,533 I have no idea what that crap you like is, 349 00:16:22,536 --> 00:16:24,739 but everybody did really well. 350 00:16:27,956 --> 00:16:30,591 It was a fun game, Mr. Frank who likes apples. 351 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,814 Oh, fuck! 352 00:17:54,815 --> 00:17:58,489 Sorry, ehh, I left some tools. 353 00:17:58,491 --> 00:18:00,192 - Okay. - I still had your keys. 354 00:18:00,194 --> 00:18:02,244 I was gonna leave them on the counter when I was done 355 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,825 I shoulda called first. 356 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:05,010 No, that's fine. 357 00:18:06,983 --> 00:18:09,722 I'm dressed. Kinda. 358 00:18:13,084 --> 00:18:14,165 You live in here, now? 359 00:18:14,169 --> 00:18:16,836 No, just takin' a shower. 360 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,364 Thanks for fixin' the door. 361 00:18:22,366 --> 00:18:23,634 Looks great. 362 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,169 Mm-hmm. 363 00:18:27,056 --> 00:18:29,307 Here's your keys. 364 00:18:31,935 --> 00:18:34,520 So, uh, what are you workin' on next? 365 00:18:34,521 --> 00:18:36,564 I'm just going to a house over on Franklin. 366 00:18:36,565 --> 00:18:39,526 Owner saw some work I did on a Marion Mahony Griffin house. 367 00:18:39,527 --> 00:18:41,068 A... who? 368 00:18:41,069 --> 00:18:43,404 One of the world's first female architects. 369 00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:45,864 - Born in Chicago. - Oh, wow. 370 00:18:45,866 --> 00:18:48,614 You never heard of her. 371 00:18:48,616 --> 00:18:51,173 - No. - She worked with Frank Lloyd Wright. 372 00:18:51,176 --> 00:18:53,205 Oh. I heard of him. 373 00:18:53,207 --> 00:18:54,806 He stole most of her designs. 374 00:18:54,808 --> 00:18:56,075 Oh. 375 00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:58,653 What a douchebag. 376 00:18:58,656 --> 00:19:01,965 You ever seen any of his buildings? 377 00:19:01,969 --> 00:19:03,967 Uh, I don't know. I don't think so. 378 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,261 They're all over the South Side. 379 00:19:05,265 --> 00:19:06,932 Really? I thought there was 380 00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:08,689 just a bunch of crack houses down here. 381 00:19:08,692 --> 00:19:11,478 No. Some amazing historical buildings in this area. 382 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,058 - Really? - It's one of the reasons 383 00:19:13,059 --> 00:19:15,229 I moved to Chicago. 384 00:19:17,981 --> 00:19:21,090 Do you wanna see some of them? 385 00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:25,105 Sure. 386 00:19:33,183 --> 00:19:34,643 You like me. 387 00:19:34,645 --> 00:19:36,333 Uh-huh. 388 00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:40,170 How much? 389 00:19:40,171 --> 00:19:42,964 A lot. 390 00:19:42,968 --> 00:19:44,903 Oh. 391 00:19:44,905 --> 00:19:47,259 Oh, God. 392 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:48,958 Oh, shit. 393 00:19:48,961 --> 00:19:50,512 Are you doin' this? 394 00:19:50,513 --> 00:19:52,489 Oh, my God. 395 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,827 There's someone in the back. 396 00:19:56,608 --> 00:19:59,778 - So? - Well, what if he sees? 397 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:03,909 He's got his earbuds in. 398 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,163 Fuck it, go faster. 399 00:20:24,714 --> 00:20:26,673 - Barb? - Oh, hey. Hi. 400 00:20:26,674 --> 00:20:28,134 - Hey. - How's it goin', man? 401 00:20:28,134 --> 00:20:29,511 - All right. - Have a seat. 402 00:20:29,515 --> 00:20:32,680 Thanks. Uh, thanks for... For meeting me, you know. 403 00:20:32,681 --> 00:20:33,954 - Sure. - Brad spoke very highly 404 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:34,965 of you, so. 405 00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:37,184 So I... I didn't know I could have a woman as a sponsor. 406 00:20:37,185 --> 00:20:38,907 Oh, yeah. Anybody's a sponsor as long as 407 00:20:38,911 --> 00:20:41,189 there is no risk of falling in love with that person. 408 00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:42,189 Ah. 409 00:20:42,192 --> 00:20:43,657 Well, you never know, right? 410 00:20:43,661 --> 00:20:46,611 Ha! Fat chance, honey. 411 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:47,694 So... 412 00:20:47,695 --> 00:20:49,823 What are we doing here? 413 00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:52,472 Uhh, well... 414 00:20:52,476 --> 00:20:54,243 I... I got some shit goin' on, you know, 415 00:20:54,244 --> 00:20:56,267 other than Brad falling and I'm kinda 416 00:20:56,269 --> 00:20:57,433 havin' a hard time with it. 417 00:20:57,436 --> 00:20:59,868 And I got this professor, he got carted off to prison. 418 00:20:59,872 --> 00:21:02,585 - Mm. - Um, then got this ex 419 00:21:02,586 --> 00:21:04,933 who's dating this guy who got some other girl pregnant. 420 00:21:04,936 --> 00:21:07,009 I'm sorry, did I just walk into 421 00:21:07,011 --> 00:21:09,661 an episode of Gossip Girl? 422 00:21:09,663 --> 00:21:11,580 - What? - I mean, why should I 423 00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:15,054 care about some bitch, a guy, a pregnant girl, 424 00:21:15,057 --> 00:21:18,268 - jailbird teacher? - I'm... I'm sharing, you know. 425 00:21:18,269 --> 00:21:20,979 And what exactly does that Blake Lively whiney crap 426 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,261 gotta do with you? 427 00:21:22,265 --> 00:21:23,522 It's what I'm going through. 428 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,247 What the hell you talkin' about, man? 429 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,325 You're not going through any of that crap. 430 00:21:28,327 --> 00:21:30,743 I mean, you have convinced yourself that you are. 431 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,281 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, so you don't have to 432 00:21:32,285 --> 00:21:33,548 actually look at your own shit. 433 00:21:33,551 --> 00:21:36,230 It's a fucking classic codependence. 434 00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:37,787 All right, what's your problem? 435 00:21:37,788 --> 00:21:39,653 Halfway decent lookin' guy. 436 00:21:39,655 --> 00:21:41,865 I'm assuming you're not a complete moron, right? 437 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,142 Okay, um... 438 00:21:43,144 --> 00:21:46,628 You know, maybe this isn't a good match, huh? 439 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:49,048 Okay, well, you call me when you're ready 440 00:21:49,048 --> 00:21:50,528 to talk about you. 441 00:22:01,226 --> 00:22:02,805 Are we in Canada? 442 00:22:02,807 --> 00:22:04,147 Not yet. 443 00:22:05,816 --> 00:22:07,986 Now, we walk. 444 00:22:07,989 --> 00:22:09,652 Yes. 445 00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:17,285 What's Canada like, Mr. Frank? 446 00:22:17,286 --> 00:22:19,704 Well, it's wilderness as far as the eye can see. 447 00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:22,884 Filled with maple trees that have an endless supply 448 00:22:22,886 --> 00:22:25,710 of magical syrup in their trunks. 449 00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:27,711 I would like to try magical syrup. 450 00:22:27,712 --> 00:22:30,548 You will, Fatemeh. You will also receive 451 00:22:30,548 --> 00:22:33,593 a pound of Canadian bacon, a pair of ice skates 452 00:22:33,594 --> 00:22:36,221 and a gift card to Tim Hortons as a welcome gift. 453 00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:37,431 - Oh, wow. - Wow! 454 00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:40,016 Ah, if you thought Lady Liberty had a lot to offer, 455 00:22:40,017 --> 00:22:41,976 wait till you see what the lumberjack country 456 00:22:41,977 --> 00:22:43,810 has in store for you. 457 00:22:43,811 --> 00:22:47,481 Health care for all, marriage equality for gays, 458 00:22:47,482 --> 00:22:49,651 legal hookers for the asking. 459 00:22:49,652 --> 00:22:52,862 Oh, I think I will enjoy Canada. 460 00:22:52,863 --> 00:22:55,490 The Canucks can be a boring people, 461 00:22:55,490 --> 00:22:58,284 but every now and again, Mother Canada spits out 462 00:22:58,285 --> 00:23:00,660 a halfway decent talent like Bill Shatner, 463 00:23:00,663 --> 00:23:05,375 uh, Celine Dion, um, Pamela Anderson, 464 00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:07,210 Justin Bieber. 465 00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:09,671 Oh, I would like to meet Justin Bieber. 466 00:23:09,672 --> 00:23:11,420 Anything's possible. 467 00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:15,509 That's why Canada's called The New Land of the Free. 468 00:23:19,682 --> 00:23:21,807 Ah! 469 00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:24,352 Damn it, Svet. I just put new ice in that. 470 00:23:24,353 --> 00:23:26,740 - Kevin, come clean this up. - I got it. 471 00:23:35,530 --> 00:23:37,467 No. 472 00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:39,510 - What? - You broke the glass, 473 00:23:39,513 --> 00:23:40,834 you clean up the ice. 474 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,296 This is something you always do. 475 00:23:42,298 --> 00:23:43,871 Exactly. So now it's your turn. 476 00:23:43,872 --> 00:23:45,123 This is a man's job. 477 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:46,457 I don't think you're hearing me. 478 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,842 I'm not cleaning out the ice. 479 00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:49,862 The ice will not be cleaned out by me. 480 00:23:49,865 --> 00:23:53,548 You broke the glass. This is 50% your bar. 481 00:23:53,548 --> 00:23:56,259 I've done the shit work 100% of the time. 482 00:23:56,259 --> 00:23:59,470 That means you owe me a bunch of times 483 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:00,805 to clean out the ice. 484 00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:02,265 So go replace it before a customer 485 00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:04,182 gets glass in his drink, cuts his throat open, 486 00:24:04,183 --> 00:24:06,685 sues the bar, shuts us down and then your ass 487 00:24:06,686 --> 00:24:09,605 is back out on the streets. 488 00:24:09,606 --> 00:24:11,648 I'm doing my lemons. 489 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,374 - That was so hot. - I don't know what came over me. 490 00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:30,554 Ohh, you're in full-on domination mode. 491 00:24:30,557 --> 00:24:32,461 Oh, yeah. Something in me just snapped. 492 00:24:32,462 --> 00:24:34,315 I'm tired of her controlling us. 493 00:24:34,317 --> 00:24:35,632 You're making me so hot. 494 00:24:35,633 --> 00:24:37,592 I'm making myself so hot. 495 00:24:47,102 --> 00:24:49,686 This is one of my favorite buildings in the city. 496 00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:51,647 - This place? - One of the first 497 00:24:51,648 --> 00:24:54,275 residential high-rise buildings ever built. 498 00:24:54,276 --> 00:24:56,999 No shit. I've walked past here a thousand times. 499 00:24:57,001 --> 00:24:59,614 Built as luxury apartments for the Chicago Exhibition 500 00:24:59,615 --> 00:25:01,907 in the '30s. 501 00:25:01,909 --> 00:25:04,951 I know a guy who got his face shot off in here. 502 00:25:04,952 --> 00:25:08,198 Arched windows. It's Romanesque revival. 503 00:25:08,201 --> 00:25:10,287 Look at the ornamental cornice. 504 00:25:12,251 --> 00:25:14,804 I would look at it if I knew what a cornice was. 505 00:25:14,807 --> 00:25:17,376 Up the top, there. 506 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,861 Come here. 507 00:25:27,976 --> 00:25:31,269 See all that extraordinary masonry work and detail? 508 00:25:31,270 --> 00:25:33,146 It's remarkable. 509 00:25:33,147 --> 00:25:35,692 You mean the little ribbon things? 510 00:25:35,692 --> 00:25:38,737 It's polychromatic brick façade on top of beautiful stone. 511 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:43,657 - Looks kinda like a castle. - Yeah. 512 00:25:43,659 --> 00:25:45,367 This is the Frank Lloyd Wright thing? 513 00:25:45,368 --> 00:25:47,619 Built for the Robie family. 514 00:25:47,621 --> 00:25:49,830 And the planters are supposed to break the inside out 515 00:25:49,832 --> 00:25:50,999 so it divides. 516 00:25:51,001 --> 00:25:53,542 And we're under a bridge. 517 00:25:53,544 --> 00:25:54,836 And now everyday places... 518 00:26:18,478 --> 00:26:22,946 Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man also lie with mankind 519 00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:25,031 as he lieth with a woman, both of them 520 00:26:25,032 --> 00:26:26,618 have committed an abomination." 521 00:26:26,622 --> 00:26:27,724 Praise the Lord. 522 00:26:27,728 --> 00:26:29,662 But we are here today 523 00:26:29,663 --> 00:26:33,039 to give sweet Tammy a chance to redeem herself 524 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,709 in the eyes of the Lord and return back to her flock. 525 00:26:36,711 --> 00:26:38,587 Are you fuckin' kidding me? 526 00:26:38,588 --> 00:26:41,474 Matthew 18 says we must confront the sinner 527 00:26:41,478 --> 00:26:43,790 and give him a chance to repent. 528 00:26:43,794 --> 00:26:47,306 So, I ask you in front of your family, 529 00:26:47,308 --> 00:26:49,477 Tammy, do you want to be cured of 530 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,851 the homosexuality disease and go back 531 00:26:51,852 --> 00:26:54,436 to being a normal girl again? 532 00:26:54,438 --> 00:26:56,730 Yes. 533 00:26:56,731 --> 00:26:57,935 Jesus. 534 00:26:57,939 --> 00:27:00,902 Do you want God back in your life, Tammy? 535 00:27:00,903 --> 00:27:03,069 I do. 536 00:27:03,070 --> 00:27:04,446 He can't hear you, Tammy. 537 00:27:04,450 --> 00:27:06,531 Do you want God back in your life? 538 00:27:06,532 --> 00:27:09,076 Yes! Yes. 539 00:27:09,076 --> 00:27:11,746 Then let us now close our eyes and raise our palms to Tammy 540 00:27:11,747 --> 00:27:13,388 so that we may light the path 541 00:27:13,392 --> 00:27:15,750 for this lost lamb to find her way back 542 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:17,771 to the kingdom of heaven where she can become 543 00:27:17,775 --> 00:27:20,712 the beautiful, feminine woman with long hair 544 00:27:20,713 --> 00:27:22,513 that she was put on this Earth to be. 545 00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:23,943 Amen. 546 00:27:23,946 --> 00:27:26,138 Oh, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of this guy. 547 00:27:26,142 --> 00:27:27,761 Come on, let's get out of here. 548 00:27:27,762 --> 00:27:29,430 Romans, chapter 128. 549 00:27:29,431 --> 00:27:33,015 ♪ Like baby, baby, baby, ohh ♪ 550 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:36,770 ♪ Like baby, baby, baby, no ♪ 551 00:27:36,771 --> 00:27:40,607 ♪ Like baby, baby, baby, ohh ♪ 552 00:27:40,608 --> 00:27:42,442 - ♪ I thought you... ♪ - Oh, my goodness! 553 00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:44,778 Fatemeh! 554 00:27:44,779 --> 00:27:46,935 Fatemeh, are you okay? 555 00:27:46,939 --> 00:27:49,398 - Can I have your goat? - What happened? 556 00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:50,818 She fainted. 557 00:27:50,822 --> 00:27:52,954 This walk was too much for her! 558 00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:54,454 When are we going to get to Canada? 559 00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:55,771 Yeah. 560 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,250 - Ah! - _ 561 00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:58,709 _ 562 00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:01,295 Calm down, she needs air. 563 00:28:01,296 --> 00:28:04,501 Man was not meant to hike in a burka. 564 00:28:09,346 --> 00:28:12,079 Oh, wow. She's kind of pretty. 565 00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:15,644 Yeah. I thought she was a 70-year-old woman. 566 00:28:22,108 --> 00:28:24,026 Uh. 567 00:28:24,027 --> 00:28:26,487 What happened? 568 00:28:26,488 --> 00:28:28,029 Where am I? 569 00:28:28,030 --> 00:28:29,532 On your way to freedom. 570 00:28:32,618 --> 00:28:34,202 Here you go. 571 00:28:34,203 --> 00:28:36,163 - Yeah, thank you. - May I, please? 572 00:28:36,163 --> 00:28:37,707 - Yes. - Here, I get. 573 00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:41,900 - Oh. - ♪ And I'm like baby, baby ♪ 574 00:28:41,903 --> 00:28:43,753 ♪ Baby, ohh ♪ 575 00:28:43,757 --> 00:28:45,075 ♪ Like baby ♪ 576 00:28:45,077 --> 00:28:46,382 - ♪ Baby, baby, ohh ♪ - Yalla. 577 00:28:46,383 --> 00:28:47,508 Yalla, buddy. 578 00:28:58,894 --> 00:29:00,872 Okay, now I'll do some without my helmet. 579 00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:01,730 What? 580 00:29:06,528 --> 00:29:07,944 How does my hair look? 581 00:29:07,945 --> 00:29:09,363 I don't know. Red? 582 00:29:09,364 --> 00:29:10,990 Just take the pictures. 583 00:29:10,990 --> 00:29:12,300 What do you need these for? 584 00:29:12,304 --> 00:29:14,397 I'm trying to get some freelance welding work. 585 00:29:14,401 --> 00:29:16,109 Abortions aren't cheap, Liam. Remember that 586 00:29:16,113 --> 00:29:17,894 when some skank tells you she's on the pill. 587 00:29:17,897 --> 00:29:19,539 You're pregnant? 588 00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:22,792 I don't know yet. 589 00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,170 Do I look sexy enough? 590 00:29:24,171 --> 00:29:25,588 I guess. 591 00:29:27,965 --> 00:29:29,417 These are great. 592 00:29:29,421 --> 00:29:32,177 I look super hot. 593 00:29:32,179 --> 00:29:33,800 Gonna put an ad on Craigslist. 594 00:29:33,804 --> 00:29:36,819 "Sexy welder girl looking for work. 595 00:29:36,823 --> 00:29:41,270 No job too big or too small. 596 00:29:41,273 --> 00:29:44,233 Take some more with cleavage. 597 00:29:57,496 --> 00:30:00,080 Hey. 598 00:30:00,082 --> 00:30:02,249 - You okay? - No. 599 00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:04,125 Men are fucking assholes. 600 00:30:09,981 --> 00:30:11,921 I'm... 601 00:30:14,054 --> 00:30:17,515 Yeah, I'm sure you guys can figure it out. 602 00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:20,183 - What? - I mean, it was probably 603 00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:22,483 just an accident. 604 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:25,030 He murdered my mother. 605 00:30:26,817 --> 00:30:28,222 Wh-who are you talking about? 606 00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:31,061 My father. What'd you think. 607 00:30:35,069 --> 00:30:36,781 Your father killed... 608 00:30:38,682 --> 00:30:41,267 You never told me. 609 00:30:41,269 --> 00:30:43,582 His parole hearing's down at Pontiac Correctional 610 00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:45,000 first thing in the morning. 611 00:30:45,002 --> 00:30:46,585 Charlie and I are driving down there tonight, 612 00:30:46,586 --> 00:30:47,796 but he's an hour late. 613 00:30:50,632 --> 00:30:53,125 They let my father out, I'm moving to Mexico. 614 00:31:02,030 --> 00:31:04,074 - Hey, hey... - You're late. 615 00:31:04,076 --> 00:31:07,162 I'm sorry. 616 00:31:07,164 --> 00:31:11,111 Yo. You didn't tell her anything, did you? 617 00:31:12,319 --> 00:31:14,616 No. 618 00:31:14,619 --> 00:31:16,824 All right, but you got a long drive ahead of you. 619 00:31:16,825 --> 00:31:18,929 There's plenty of time for you to do it. 620 00:31:31,506 --> 00:31:34,258 There she is. 621 00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:36,719 This is the place you're restoring? 622 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,137 Yep. And I get to stay here 623 00:31:39,138 --> 00:31:41,038 while I'm doing it. 624 00:31:41,041 --> 00:31:43,403 - It's beautiful. - Traditional Craftsman. 625 00:31:43,405 --> 00:31:46,519 Built in 1923. Greene and Greene were influenced 626 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,960 by the English Arts and Crafts movement. 627 00:31:53,983 --> 00:31:56,070 You comin'? 628 00:31:56,072 --> 00:31:57,405 Okay. 629 00:31:57,406 --> 00:32:00,867 ♪ Near, far ♪ 630 00:32:00,868 --> 00:32:03,871 ♪ Wherever you are ♪ 631 00:32:03,872 --> 00:32:08,792 ♪ I believe that the heart will go on ♪ 632 00:32:08,794 --> 00:32:11,086 - There she is. - Canada? 633 00:32:11,086 --> 00:32:12,472 The Freedom Falls. 634 00:32:12,476 --> 00:32:14,811 She sits on the border and keeps guard 635 00:32:14,815 --> 00:32:16,049 over both countries. 636 00:32:16,050 --> 00:32:18,803 Enough love in her cascading waters to embrace 637 00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:21,638 both of her children, the United States and Canada. 638 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,075 - Let's go to Canada! - We made it? 639 00:32:23,077 --> 00:32:24,517 - Ahh! - We are here! 640 00:32:24,518 --> 00:32:25,726 - We made it! - Freedom Falls! 641 00:32:25,727 --> 00:32:26,952 Freedom Falls! 642 00:32:26,955 --> 00:32:28,476 - Yalla, come on! - I think I can take it 643 00:32:28,478 --> 00:32:30,394 - from here, Mr. Frank. - Yes. 644 00:32:34,027 --> 00:32:35,236 Yalla! 645 00:32:35,237 --> 00:32:37,112 Ah! 646 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:43,410 Ohh. 647 00:32:43,411 --> 00:32:45,078 - You okay, yes? - Much good. 648 00:32:49,584 --> 00:32:51,795 - Gimme that. - What are you doin'? 649 00:32:54,881 --> 00:32:57,258 This place is kinda sketch, huh? 650 00:32:57,259 --> 00:33:00,319 Next. 651 00:33:00,323 --> 00:33:02,491 - Hi. - Paperwork. 652 00:33:03,848 --> 00:33:06,099 Forgot to sign the declaration of need. 653 00:33:06,101 --> 00:33:07,897 Here you go. 654 00:33:07,901 --> 00:33:09,636 "By signing this form, I declare that I am 655 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,313 in need of emergency food and that my income 656 00:33:11,314 --> 00:33:12,522 is below the poverty level." 657 00:33:12,523 --> 00:33:13,616 Hm? 658 00:33:13,619 --> 00:33:15,320 It's kinda humiliating, don't you think? 659 00:33:15,324 --> 00:33:16,686 Mm-hmm. 660 00:33:18,002 --> 00:33:19,836 - Thank you. - I haven't been 661 00:33:19,846 --> 00:33:20,936 to a food bank in a while, 662 00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:22,585 do you have rotisserie chicken? 663 00:33:22,587 --> 00:33:23,709 Next. 664 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:25,421 - Here you are. - What is this stuff? 665 00:33:25,423 --> 00:33:28,634 Beans, cheese and oatmeal. 666 00:33:28,636 --> 00:33:30,332 What am I supposed to make with it? 667 00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:32,304 Use your imagination. Sir? 668 00:33:38,008 --> 00:33:40,634 Paperwork. 669 00:33:40,634 --> 00:33:43,220 I love all of the stained glass. 670 00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:44,917 Yeah, they're typical of these places. 671 00:33:44,921 --> 00:33:48,632 It's what they call Arts and Crafts houses. 672 00:33:48,634 --> 00:33:50,144 - Cool. - Come here, I wanna 673 00:33:50,154 --> 00:33:51,811 show you somethin'. 674 00:34:09,858 --> 00:34:12,952 Sit. 675 00:34:12,956 --> 00:34:14,583 You won't be disappointed. 676 00:34:19,295 --> 00:34:20,858 Okay. 677 00:34:30,226 --> 00:34:33,019 Look up. 678 00:34:33,021 --> 00:34:34,936 Oh, my God. 679 00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:37,567 - Mm. - Oh, that is awesome. 680 00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:39,653 What is that made with? 681 00:34:39,657 --> 00:34:41,750 Hand painted with gold leaf. 682 00:34:44,039 --> 00:34:46,108 It's brilliant, huh? 683 00:34:46,112 --> 00:34:47,780 Yeah, it is. 684 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,592 You're not kissing me back. 685 00:35:03,592 --> 00:35:05,820 Mm. 686 00:35:05,822 --> 00:35:09,326 I'm sorry. 687 00:35:09,329 --> 00:35:12,559 Oh, no. Uh... 688 00:35:12,559 --> 00:35:14,728 I'm sorry, I... I thought you were single. 689 00:35:14,728 --> 00:35:17,940 - I didn't see a ring. - I am single. 690 00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:21,132 My gaydar's usually better. 691 00:35:21,135 --> 00:35:23,070 I'm not gay. 692 00:35:27,518 --> 00:35:29,309 Wow. 693 00:35:29,313 --> 00:35:31,411 I didn't mean to give you the wrong impression. 694 00:35:31,413 --> 00:35:33,163 You asked me to lie on a bed with you. 695 00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:35,373 Right. To look at the ceiling. 696 00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:39,023 I'm sorry. 697 00:35:39,025 --> 00:35:40,461 Ah... 698 00:35:40,463 --> 00:35:42,965 No, no worries, I... 699 00:35:42,965 --> 00:35:44,925 - I'm not looking for anything... - No, I got it. 700 00:35:44,925 --> 00:35:46,367 Complicated. 701 00:35:48,094 --> 00:35:49,594 Complicated? 702 00:35:49,597 --> 00:35:53,141 Your family and everything. You. 703 00:35:53,143 --> 00:35:54,768 Me? 704 00:35:54,768 --> 00:35:56,514 You're complicated. 705 00:36:01,150 --> 00:36:03,277 Oh. 706 00:36:03,277 --> 00:36:04,987 Okay. 707 00:36:04,987 --> 00:36:07,670 - Didn't mean it as an insult. - No, I mean... 708 00:36:07,673 --> 00:36:10,510 Being called complicated feels... 709 00:36:14,849 --> 00:36:16,849 awesome. 710 00:36:16,853 --> 00:36:19,063 I'm gonna go. 711 00:36:19,065 --> 00:36:20,835 - I'll drive you back. - No, it's okay. 712 00:36:20,836 --> 00:36:23,405 I'll just, uh, Uber. 713 00:36:23,409 --> 00:36:25,744 Thanks for showing me around. 714 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:34,432 Thank you. 715 00:36:34,434 --> 00:36:38,269 Good luck, my friend. Good luck. 716 00:36:38,271 --> 00:36:39,771 Your name is Frank. 717 00:36:39,773 --> 00:36:41,815 You are from the US of A, 718 00:36:41,815 --> 00:36:44,650 - and you like apples. - I knew you had it in you. 719 00:36:44,652 --> 00:36:47,362 - Only took you 16 hours. - Thank you, my friend. 720 00:36:47,364 --> 00:36:49,030 Good luck, good luck. 721 00:36:49,032 --> 00:36:52,701 Good-bye, soon to be Mrs. Justin Bieber. 722 00:36:52,702 --> 00:36:54,494 Shukraan. 723 00:36:54,496 --> 00:36:57,164 Easy, easy. 724 00:36:57,164 --> 00:36:59,291 I owe you seven mile piggyback ride. 725 00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:01,501 I'm gonna hold you to it, goat lady. 726 00:37:01,503 --> 00:37:04,420 Thank you. 727 00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:06,422 There you go. I got it. 728 00:37:06,423 --> 00:37:08,692 Let me help you with the goat. Come on, boy. 729 00:37:10,177 --> 00:37:12,179 Uh, to you, buddy. 730 00:37:12,179 --> 00:37:14,014 This thing's heavy. 731 00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:15,655 Good luck to you. 732 00:37:18,143 --> 00:37:19,992 Shalom, my friends. 733 00:37:23,065 --> 00:37:24,347 That's all of 'em, Pierre. 734 00:37:24,351 --> 00:37:26,108 I drop them to the safe house 735 00:37:26,112 --> 00:37:28,362 and swing back and take you to the pharmacy. 736 00:37:28,362 --> 00:37:30,132 Merci beaucoup, amigo. 737 00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:51,967 Gonna miss those brown bunnies. 738 00:37:54,193 --> 00:37:55,945 Mm. 739 00:37:58,268 --> 00:37:59,809 Hey, Deb, did you get your period yet? 740 00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:01,018 No. 741 00:38:01,019 --> 00:38:02,655 Smells disgusting. 742 00:38:02,659 --> 00:38:04,273 It's free. Eat it. 743 00:38:04,273 --> 00:38:06,150 Ah, there's no way that's real cheese. 744 00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:07,900 Carl doesn't like this, sis. 745 00:38:07,902 --> 00:38:09,652 - Sis? - I'm gonna Postmates 746 00:38:09,653 --> 00:38:11,572 KFC for him, who's in? 747 00:38:11,572 --> 00:38:12,989 - Ah, me, sis. - Thanks, sis. 748 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:14,559 - Thanks, babe. - Eat it or don't eat it, 749 00:38:14,561 --> 00:38:15,867 I don't care. It counts as 750 00:38:15,869 --> 00:38:17,577 my groceries for the week. 751 00:38:17,579 --> 00:38:19,746 KFC will be here in 20 minutes. 752 00:38:19,746 --> 00:38:23,000 - You rock. - No, you do. Mm. 753 00:38:24,130 --> 00:38:25,335 Oh, hell yeah! 754 00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:27,211 I just got a welding job for tomorrow! 755 00:38:27,213 --> 00:38:28,827 "Sexy welder girl"? 756 00:38:28,831 --> 00:38:31,467 Gotta go with your assets. 757 00:38:31,471 --> 00:38:33,434 - Do we have a Bible? - A bible? 758 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,429 Yeah, the good book. 759 00:38:35,429 --> 00:38:37,222 I doubt it. 760 00:38:37,222 --> 00:38:39,599 Hey, can you believe that this guy today told me 761 00:38:39,601 --> 00:38:40,976 I was complicated? 762 00:38:40,976 --> 00:38:42,101 Yes. 763 00:38:42,103 --> 00:38:44,146 Are you serious? How? 764 00:38:44,146 --> 00:38:46,315 Well, you married that guy after, like, a week. 765 00:38:46,315 --> 00:38:48,692 And you cheated on him with your car thief ex-boyfriend. 766 00:38:48,695 --> 00:38:49,983 Who had several different names. 767 00:38:49,987 --> 00:38:51,483 Almost married a heroin addict. 768 00:38:51,487 --> 00:38:53,527 Hid my meth inside our dead mother's casket. 769 00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:54,911 Didn't you also get fired from a job 770 00:38:54,914 --> 00:38:56,195 for fucking your boss' brother? 771 00:38:56,197 --> 00:38:57,902 - Oh, yeah! - Testified against me 772 00:38:57,905 --> 00:39:01,371 to the military, fired me, stole my church. 773 00:39:01,371 --> 00:39:02,739 Wow, you found a Bible? 774 00:39:02,742 --> 00:39:05,791 Okay, I get it. I'm complicated. 775 00:39:05,793 --> 00:39:07,503 I'm gonna go walk my dog now. 776 00:39:07,503 --> 00:39:09,045 Well, I can keep going. 777 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:10,088 Oh, fuck you guys. 778 00:39:10,088 --> 00:39:11,967 At least Rusty loves me. 779 00:39:19,181 --> 00:39:21,474 This poor child couldn't help himself 780 00:39:21,478 --> 00:39:22,972 once the devil got inside of him. 781 00:39:22,976 --> 00:39:24,769 - Mm-hmm. - Psalm 101:3 says, 782 00:39:24,771 --> 00:39:28,192 "I will not look with approval on anything that is vile. 783 00:39:28,195 --> 00:39:31,318 I hate what faithless people do. I will have no part of it." 784 00:39:31,318 --> 00:39:33,987 Romans 13:8-10 says, "Let no debt 785 00:39:33,987 --> 00:39:36,322 remain outstanding, except the continuing debt 786 00:39:36,324 --> 00:39:38,867 to love one another, for whoever loves others 787 00:39:38,867 --> 00:39:41,827 has fulfilled the law." 788 00:39:41,829 --> 00:39:42,954 What is your name? 789 00:39:42,956 --> 00:39:44,164 Ian... 790 00:39:44,164 --> 00:39:47,501 - Gallagher. - Are you a homosexual, Ian? 791 00:39:47,501 --> 00:39:48,780 Indeed, I am. 792 00:39:48,784 --> 00:39:50,670 Would you like to come up to the altar 793 00:39:50,672 --> 00:39:52,505 and bring Jesus back into your life? 794 00:39:52,507 --> 00:39:54,574 Oh, no. I'm... I'm good. 795 00:39:54,577 --> 00:39:57,739 See, I already got Jesus in my life. 796 00:39:57,742 --> 00:40:00,429 Corinthians 6:9-10 clearly states, 797 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:02,014 "Neither the sexually immoral nor 798 00:40:02,016 --> 00:40:04,851 male prostitutes nor homosexuals 799 00:40:04,851 --> 00:40:06,436 will inherit the kingdom of God." 800 00:40:06,436 --> 00:40:09,061 - Amen. - Oh, really? 801 00:40:09,065 --> 00:40:11,858 'Cause Colossians 3:11-13 says, 802 00:40:11,858 --> 00:40:16,070 "Here there is no Jew or Gentile, barbarian, Scythian, 803 00:40:16,074 --> 00:40:17,684 slave nor free, but Christ 804 00:40:17,686 --> 00:40:22,202 is all, and is in all." 805 00:40:22,204 --> 00:40:25,925 Corinthians 6:17-20, "Flee from sexual immorality. 806 00:40:25,929 --> 00:40:28,625 All the sins a person commits are outside of the body, 807 00:40:28,626 --> 00:40:32,378 but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body." 808 00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:35,132 Galatians 5:14, "For the entire law 809 00:40:35,132 --> 00:40:36,824 is fulfilled in keeping the command: 810 00:40:36,827 --> 00:40:39,675 Love thy neighbor as thyself." 811 00:40:39,679 --> 00:40:41,887 The lust of the flesh comes not from the father, 812 00:40:41,889 --> 00:40:43,639 - but from the world. - Woe to you, 813 00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:47,835 teachers of law and Pharisees, you hypocrites. 814 00:40:47,838 --> 00:40:49,380 You don't actually think you can win 815 00:40:49,382 --> 00:40:51,606 a Bible quoting contest with me. 816 00:40:51,608 --> 00:40:53,942 He does. 817 00:40:53,943 --> 00:40:57,153 Are you the queer boyfriend? 818 00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:59,280 Oh, no, I'm queer transgender 819 00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:01,262 ex-boyfriend, actually. 820 00:41:01,264 --> 00:41:03,340 But we'll probably start banging again soon. 821 00:41:03,342 --> 00:41:04,989 Oh! 822 00:41:04,992 --> 00:41:08,289 Hey, any of you queers sick of this bullshit 823 00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:09,570 wanna get out of here? 824 00:41:09,572 --> 00:41:11,501 We got this brick building over on Ashland. 825 00:41:11,501 --> 00:41:13,559 It's the one with all the gay rainbow flags. 826 00:41:13,561 --> 00:41:15,922 - I'll go. - Lewis. 827 00:41:15,922 --> 00:41:16,965 Get back here. 828 00:41:16,965 --> 00:41:20,302 Lewis! Get back here. 829 00:41:20,302 --> 00:41:22,554 You wanna fight? I'll fight you, 830 00:41:22,556 --> 00:41:23,943 but you're gonna get your ass kicked by 831 00:41:23,945 --> 00:41:26,351 a ho-mo-sexual. 832 00:41:32,088 --> 00:41:33,726 Let's go. 833 00:41:35,795 --> 00:41:38,777 Fags, this way! 834 00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:40,780 No! 835 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,951 Steven you get over here, right now. 836 00:41:50,043 --> 00:41:52,333 - Lip? - Yeah, yeah. Hey. 837 00:41:52,335 --> 00:41:54,670 - Hey. - Uh, thanks for meeting me. 838 00:41:54,670 --> 00:41:56,088 Yeah, sure. You got it. 839 00:41:56,088 --> 00:41:58,965 How long you been sober, kid? 840 00:41:58,965 --> 00:42:00,592 Uhh, about a year. 841 00:42:00,596 --> 00:42:02,411 - All right. Good for you. - Thanks. 842 00:42:02,414 --> 00:42:04,637 The food decent in this dump? 843 00:42:04,639 --> 00:42:06,431 Yeah, it's not bad. 844 00:42:06,431 --> 00:42:08,809 You buyin'? 845 00:42:08,809 --> 00:42:10,811 - Okay. - Great. 846 00:42:10,811 --> 00:42:13,355 Okay. 847 00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:15,981 Hey, so, it's cool if I talk about 848 00:42:15,983 --> 00:42:18,025 my ex-girlfriend a little bit? 849 00:42:18,027 --> 00:42:19,559 You know, I got some shit goin' on with her 850 00:42:19,561 --> 00:42:21,487 and I guess I kinda wanna share. 851 00:42:21,489 --> 00:42:22,851 - Oh, fuck yeah. - Yeah? 852 00:42:22,853 --> 00:42:24,574 You wanna talk about exes, let me tell you about 853 00:42:24,574 --> 00:42:26,952 the miserable cuntbag of an ex that gave me 854 00:42:26,952 --> 00:42:29,204 a cock suckin' venereal disease. 855 00:42:29,204 --> 00:42:31,164 Women can't be trusted. 856 00:42:31,164 --> 00:42:33,226 They're all assholes or whores. 857 00:42:35,795 --> 00:42:37,838 I think I'll have the cherry pie. 858 00:42:37,838 --> 00:42:40,047 I'm all right. 859 00:42:40,048 --> 00:42:43,552 ♪ Near, far ♪ 860 00:42:43,552 --> 00:42:46,465 ♪ Wherever you are ♪ 861 00:42:46,467 --> 00:42:50,239 ♪ I believe that the heart ♪ 862 00:42:50,242 --> 00:42:54,771 ♪ Will go on ♪ 863 00:42:54,771 --> 00:42:58,233 ♪ Once more ♪ 864 00:42:58,233 --> 00:43:01,318 ♪ You open the door ♪ 865 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,077 ♪ And my heart ♪ 866 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,481 There you are, sweetheart. 867 00:43:10,483 --> 00:43:13,206 Thank you for waiting. 868 00:43:32,559 --> 00:43:34,894 Come on. Seriously? 869 00:43:34,896 --> 00:43:37,606 Someone swiped my fuckin' keys again! 870 00:43:37,606 --> 00:43:38,731 Carl! 871 00:43:50,286 --> 00:43:52,251 No, I have to be serious about my job right now. 872 00:43:52,253 --> 00:43:54,253 I was just gonna hold your hand. 873 00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:57,507 Okay. 874 00:43:57,507 --> 00:44:00,300 Actually, do you mind putting both hands on the wheel, please? 875 00:44:00,302 --> 00:44:01,969 Yes, sure. Of course, ma'am. 876 00:44:01,971 --> 00:44:04,050 Um, I'm sorry. He's not your boyfriend. 877 00:44:04,054 --> 00:44:05,889 You don't get to tell him what to do. 878 00:44:05,891 --> 00:44:07,891 This guy is the best driver I have ever met. 879 00:44:07,894 --> 00:44:09,652 He could operate this thing with no hands 880 00:44:09,655 --> 00:44:13,106 and just his dick and get you there safely. 881 00:44:13,106 --> 00:44:15,650 You can let me off right here. 882 00:44:15,650 --> 00:44:17,771 But both hands are on the wheel now, ma'am. 883 00:44:17,775 --> 00:44:19,527 Let me out. This chick is psycho. 884 00:44:22,867 --> 00:44:26,077 Uh, ah. 885 00:44:26,077 --> 00:44:28,704 What the hell? You can't be pissing people off. 886 00:44:28,706 --> 00:44:31,416 Jesus. Sorry. 887 00:44:32,516 --> 00:44:34,492 _ 888 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,210 _ 889 00:44:36,213 --> 00:44:37,539 _ 890 00:44:37,632 --> 00:44:40,344 _ 891 00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:44,052 Who the fuck are you? 892 00:44:44,054 --> 00:44:45,231 Where's Denny? 893 00:44:45,233 --> 00:44:46,389 We use Igor now. 894 00:44:46,389 --> 00:44:47,827 Bullshit we use Igor now. 895 00:44:47,831 --> 00:44:49,568 We've been using my buddy Denny as the beer guy 896 00:44:49,570 --> 00:44:50,780 since Stan was alive. 897 00:44:50,784 --> 00:44:52,210 If he was such a good buddy of yours, 898 00:44:52,213 --> 00:44:53,668 you would've noticed that I got rid of him 899 00:44:53,670 --> 00:44:55,815 a year ago, and we use Igor now. 900 00:44:55,815 --> 00:44:58,376 Well, as of this moment, we're using Denny again. 901 00:44:58,378 --> 00:44:59,983 Beat it, Igor. 902 00:44:59,987 --> 00:45:01,650 _ 903 00:45:11,427 --> 00:45:13,054 I said beat it, Igor. 904 00:45:15,931 --> 00:45:17,753 I'm... I'm gonna go. 905 00:45:17,755 --> 00:45:19,380 What the hell did you just do? 906 00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:20,447 You saw what I just did, 907 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,822 so why the fuck are you asking me? 908 00:45:22,826 --> 00:45:24,619 Meet you inside. 909 00:45:25,887 --> 00:45:29,264 My man calls. Here's your little psychopath. 910 00:45:49,327 --> 00:45:51,454 Can you watch my daughter a second? 911 00:45:56,210 --> 00:45:58,460 Hell yeah! 912 00:45:58,461 --> 00:46:00,630 It's about time. 913 00:46:09,849 --> 00:46:11,945 You were awesome. 914 00:46:11,947 --> 00:46:15,478 Uh, what? What are you talking about? 915 00:46:15,478 --> 00:46:18,146 Going at it with that pastor. 916 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,873 What... wait, what? How do you know? 917 00:46:19,876 --> 00:46:21,077 It's on YouTube. 918 00:46:21,081 --> 00:46:22,655 It's already got, like, 1,000 hits. 919 00:46:22,659 --> 00:46:23,987 - Seriously? - Uh-huh. 920 00:46:23,987 --> 00:46:25,822 Thanks, man. 921 00:46:25,822 --> 00:46:28,532 Yeah, no... no problem. 922 00:46:28,534 --> 00:46:30,911 So what now? 923 00:46:32,663 --> 00:46:35,623 I guess I gotta find you guys a place to stay. 924 00:46:35,623 --> 00:46:37,375 Guys wanna help me out? 925 00:46:37,376 --> 00:46:39,034 Come on. 926 00:46:47,344 --> 00:46:49,623 Thank you for meeting with me, Ernest. 927 00:46:49,626 --> 00:46:52,932 I wanted to talk to you about maybe being my new sponsor. 928 00:46:53,809 --> 00:46:56,018 Haven't had much luck finding one. 929 00:46:56,019 --> 00:46:58,521 I seem to upset people when I bring up my ex-girlfriend, 930 00:46:58,521 --> 00:47:01,175 but, uh, that's what's going on with me. 931 00:47:01,179 --> 00:47:03,259 You know, that's... that's what I want to talk about. 932 00:47:09,114 --> 00:47:10,706 Are you okay? 933 00:47:12,728 --> 00:47:16,206 Ernest, your, um... Your head is buzzing. 934 00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:19,208 Sorry? 935 00:47:19,208 --> 00:47:22,210 Okay. 936 00:47:22,211 --> 00:47:24,398 Okay, you know what, I'm gonna be right back. 937 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,688 You don't go anywhere. 938 00:47:25,692 --> 00:47:27,277 All right? You stay here. 939 00:47:30,554 --> 00:47:33,077 Hey, how'd the thing with your dad go? 940 00:47:33,081 --> 00:47:35,057 They don't decide right away. 941 00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:36,815 I gotta go punch in. 942 00:47:40,105 --> 00:47:42,356 - You tell her yet? - It wasn't the right time. 943 00:47:42,358 --> 00:47:44,757 When's the right time gonna be? 944 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,443 It's none of your goddamn business. 945 00:47:46,445 --> 00:47:47,976 No, fuck this, how 'bout I fucking tell her then? 946 00:47:47,978 --> 00:47:49,905 The fuck you will, man. 947 00:47:49,907 --> 00:47:51,197 You guys are fighting? 948 00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:52,742 I'm worried that my deadbeat father's 949 00:47:52,742 --> 00:47:54,202 gonna be released from jail, 950 00:47:54,202 --> 00:47:55,744 and come after me or Neil or Lucas, 951 00:47:55,746 --> 00:47:58,414 and you're starting shit with Charlie again? 952 00:47:58,414 --> 00:48:01,213 Stay out of my life and focus on your own shit, Lip. 953 00:48:20,362 --> 00:48:22,688 - Where you going? - Home. 954 00:48:22,690 --> 00:48:24,481 I thought you hated it there. 955 00:48:24,483 --> 00:48:26,311 Changed my mind! 956 00:48:26,313 --> 00:48:28,608 Okay. I'll see you tomorrow? 957 00:48:32,490 --> 00:48:34,282 You're just gonna let me go back home? 958 00:48:34,284 --> 00:48:36,952 No, but I thought you wanted to. 959 00:48:36,954 --> 00:48:40,175 Yeah, because you don't love me anymore. 960 00:48:40,179 --> 00:48:41,429 When did I say that? 961 00:48:41,431 --> 00:48:42,460 When you yelled at me for trying to 962 00:48:42,463 --> 00:48:43,659 hold your hand in the car. 963 00:48:43,661 --> 00:48:45,043 I didn't yell at you for trying to hold my hand. 964 00:48:45,045 --> 00:48:46,878 I yelled at you because you scared a customer off. 965 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,476 You're yelling at me right now! 966 00:48:48,478 --> 00:48:49,882 Because you're being crazy. 967 00:48:53,929 --> 00:48:55,346 Where are you going? 968 00:48:55,347 --> 00:48:56,722 I don't know! 969 00:48:56,724 --> 00:48:59,521 Oh, my God, fucking headache. 970 00:49:09,498 --> 00:49:11,105 Are you breaking up with me? 971 00:49:11,108 --> 00:49:13,530 What? No. 972 00:49:13,532 --> 00:49:15,811 Can we just go back inside please? 973 00:49:23,708 --> 00:49:25,168 Okay. 974 00:49:29,172 --> 00:49:30,840 You made it! 975 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,389 - Hi. - Hello. 976 00:49:32,391 --> 00:49:34,934 I thought you were just having a few friends over for Happy Hour. 977 00:49:34,936 --> 00:49:37,262 - We're pregnant. - Oh, my God! 978 00:49:37,264 --> 00:49:39,230 Oh, my God, that's awesome. 979 00:49:39,233 --> 00:49:41,141 - Thank you. - Ah, here. 980 00:49:41,143 --> 00:49:43,190 - Thanks. - Oh, my God. 981 00:49:43,193 --> 00:49:45,313 - Hi, Fiona. - Hi! 982 00:49:45,313 --> 00:49:47,483 - Hi. - Congratulations. 983 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,327 - Thank you, honey, thank you. - Hi... oh. 984 00:49:49,331 --> 00:49:50,456 - Oh, hi, wow. - Hi. 985 00:49:50,460 --> 00:49:52,581 Happy Mel! Not used to that. 986 00:49:52,585 --> 00:49:54,072 Babies make me giddy. 987 00:49:54,072 --> 00:49:56,157 So which one of you did the fertility treatment? 988 00:49:56,157 --> 00:49:57,768 - Me. - Except we're both pregnant. 989 00:49:57,771 --> 00:49:59,306 Wait, what? 990 00:49:59,309 --> 00:50:00,309 - Yeah. - Shit. 991 00:50:00,313 --> 00:50:01,230 - Yeah. - Yes. 992 00:50:01,233 --> 00:50:02,307 How is that possible? 993 00:50:02,311 --> 00:50:04,771 I'll give you a hint. 994 00:50:04,775 --> 00:50:06,784 Wait, you had sex? 995 00:50:06,788 --> 00:50:08,210 Like, dick sex? 996 00:50:08,211 --> 00:50:09,545 It was the one and only time, 997 00:50:09,545 --> 00:50:10,755 and it was awful. 998 00:50:10,755 --> 00:50:12,005 Why did you do it then? 999 00:50:12,007 --> 00:50:13,068 Increase our odds. 1000 00:50:13,072 --> 00:50:14,884 We couldn't afford IVF for both of us, so... 1001 00:50:14,885 --> 00:50:16,427 Yeah, and she drew the short straw. 1002 00:50:16,427 --> 00:50:18,371 And I fucking lost my lesbian gold star. 1003 00:50:18,373 --> 00:50:19,639 Whose dick was it? 1004 00:50:19,639 --> 00:50:21,264 Ford's! 1005 00:50:21,266 --> 00:50:22,641 I-Irish Ford? 1006 00:50:22,643 --> 00:50:24,143 - Yes. - He's the father? 1007 00:50:24,143 --> 00:50:25,894 - Yeah. - Yeah, for both of us. 1008 00:50:25,896 --> 00:50:27,646 Get the fuck out of here. 1009 00:50:27,648 --> 00:50:28,771 - I know, yeah. - Uh-huh. 1010 00:50:28,775 --> 00:50:31,190 And our kids are gonna look just like that. 1011 00:50:31,193 --> 00:50:32,900 Mm! 1012 00:50:32,902 --> 00:50:34,385 Is that... that's one of Ford's? 1013 00:50:34,389 --> 00:50:36,097 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 1014 00:50:36,099 --> 00:50:37,949 Jesus, how many does this guy have? 1015 00:50:37,949 --> 00:50:39,699 Two others besides him. 1016 00:50:39,701 --> 00:50:41,284 He's the lesbian spunk of choice. 1017 00:50:41,286 --> 00:50:43,121 Yeah, dude has primo sperm. 1018 00:50:43,121 --> 00:50:44,621 - O-okay. - Yeah. 1019 00:50:44,623 --> 00:50:46,666 That's good to know. 1020 00:50:46,666 --> 00:50:48,626 And there he is, the man of the hour. 1021 00:50:48,626 --> 00:50:50,920 - Whoo! Whoo-whoo. - Baby daddy! 1022 00:50:54,423 --> 00:50:57,092 Congratulations, Daddy. 1023 00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:58,324 Thanks. 1024 00:50:58,327 --> 00:51:00,429 Have him put a baby in you, too, Fiona. 1025 00:51:00,429 --> 00:51:03,431 Yeah, then we can all be fat and pregnant together. 1026 00:51:03,432 --> 00:51:06,268 - Five kids, huh? - Yeah. 1027 00:51:06,271 --> 00:51:07,804 It's getting a little out of hand. 1028 00:51:07,806 --> 00:51:09,581 Well, at least you get some action out of it. 1029 00:51:09,585 --> 00:51:10,606 It was humiliating. 1030 00:51:10,606 --> 00:51:13,693 She was hammered, laughing the whole time. 1031 00:51:13,693 --> 00:51:15,443 Now who's complicated? 1032 00:51:26,998 --> 00:51:29,583 Cheers. 1033 00:51:29,585 --> 00:51:31,668 Six hundred bucks from the Muslims, 1034 00:51:31,670 --> 00:51:33,378 750 off the meds. 1035 00:51:34,630 --> 00:51:36,882 Not bad for a couple of hard days' work. 1036 00:51:36,884 --> 00:51:38,717 Where's my cut? 1037 00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:41,804 Here you go. 1038 00:51:41,804 --> 00:51:45,349 We are on our way to financial independence, son. 1039 00:51:45,349 --> 00:51:46,559 Twenty bucks? 1040 00:51:46,559 --> 00:51:48,400 We finally found a family business 1041 00:51:48,402 --> 00:51:50,771 that uses our God-given talents. 1042 00:51:50,771 --> 00:51:53,286 - How about 50? - And, Liam, listen to me. 1043 00:51:56,527 --> 00:51:58,778 It's true what they say: 1044 00:51:58,780 --> 00:52:01,275 With a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck, 1045 00:52:01,277 --> 00:52:04,869 you can make something of yourself in America. 1046 00:52:04,869 --> 00:52:08,588 And we owe all of our success to one person. 1047 00:52:08,590 --> 00:52:13,335 - Who's that? - The Twitterer-in-Chief. 1048 00:52:13,336 --> 00:52:15,152 To false fear. 1049 00:52:24,699 --> 00:52:27,057 Fucking codependent, huh? 1050 00:52:27,059 --> 00:52:29,226 Couldn't stay away from me, could ya? 1051 00:52:29,228 --> 00:52:31,436 Well, compared to everybody else, you're not so bad. 1052 00:52:31,438 --> 00:52:35,398 Jesus, already falling in love with me. 1053 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,525 Look, um... 1054 00:52:37,527 --> 00:52:40,744 I don't know what to talk about. 1055 00:52:40,746 --> 00:52:44,952 You know, if I'm not talking about someone else's drama. 1056 00:52:47,788 --> 00:52:49,329 General rule of thumb: 1057 00:52:49,331 --> 00:52:52,041 their circus, their monkeys. 1058 00:52:52,048 --> 00:52:54,467 Just talk about yourself. 1059 00:52:57,148 --> 00:52:59,275 Yeah, I don't know what that looks like. 1060 00:52:59,277 --> 00:53:01,092 It's okay. 1061 00:53:01,092 --> 00:53:04,137 Old Barb'll drag it out of you soon enough. 1062 00:53:09,476 --> 00:53:11,518 So if you're gonna be my sponsor, 1063 00:53:11,519 --> 00:53:13,806 then we gotta meet at places like this? 1064 00:53:13,809 --> 00:53:16,065 Try some Green Goddess. 1065 00:53:21,692 --> 00:53:23,010 The fuck is in this? 1066 00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:40,224 Where's the Sonic? 1067 00:53:40,226 --> 00:53:43,019 Sold it... time to expand our business, son. 1068 00:53:43,023 --> 00:53:44,731 Let's get 'em loaded in. 1069 00:53:44,731 --> 00:53:48,286 - Come on, folks, welcome. - This way. 1070 00:53:48,289 --> 00:53:49,623 Welcome, welcome. 1071 00:53:49,626 --> 00:53:51,949 We have a 16-hour journey ahead of us. 1072 00:53:51,952 --> 00:53:53,099 I'll help you. 1073 00:53:53,101 --> 00:53:55,715 We'll play a little get-to-know-you game 1074 00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,054 as soon as you're comfortably settled in. 1075 00:53:59,875 --> 00:54:01,724 Eh? 1076 00:54:01,726 --> 00:54:03,771 Boom. 1077 00:54:05,309 --> 00:54:07,626 What about the way I put that beer guy in his place, huh? 1078 00:54:07,630 --> 00:54:10,333 Oh, that was hot, the way you put Svetlana in her place. 1079 00:54:10,335 --> 00:54:12,632 I feel like I'm finally getting my balls back from her. 1080 00:54:12,634 --> 00:54:16,344 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. 1081 00:54:16,346 --> 00:54:18,005 Oh, yeah. 1082 00:54:18,007 --> 00:54:20,519 - Yeah! - They're really turning me on. 1083 00:54:20,523 --> 00:54:21,773 Sounds like you're getting 1084 00:54:21,775 --> 00:54:23,958 pushed out of the picture, Natasha. 1085 00:54:35,077 --> 00:54:40,452 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 1086 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 75416

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