Original subtitles

Mm.

Mm mm.

Guy, this is good chili.

What is in here?

I can not tell you.

Mom's secret recipe.

Oh yeah?

Yo man, how many of these seeds that you think we have

thrown over the past few years?

Huh?

What, a quadrillion?

Is that a real number?

I do not know if it is one real number and a fake

word or a false word and a real number.

It's like, how come the weed will not grow?

Man, we found the only one place in the northwest

where weed will not grow.

It is not good.

Come on, let's go.

We are late Pick up Debbie.

-Let's do this. -Let's do it!

Come on.

Come on man!

Hey!

Delay! Wait a minute, wait a minute. I forget my bike, wait a minute.

Hello, Mr. Sanchez.

I'm Harris, Debbie's boyfriend.

We're here to take Debbie the rising concert.

Is she ready?

What is Man?

I mean Mr. Guy.

You should make a joke.

I know, women right?

Never finished on time.

No, we will wait.

Hey, coincidentally do I have a little bit of snacks?

I know you have them.

Do not stop me!

Mm!

Mmm!

So Debbie tells I do not intend to

go to college.

No sir.

We do not need a university.

Reeves and I are going to start your own company and

live off the net.

That's right.

Of what?

Oh, well, you know.

Do not get entangled in the whole business rat race.

Kill businesses the working man.

- I have this. - -Yes I.

It is a very cool idea.

-Are you ready? -Mhm.

Reeves and I drive around the country that sells coffee

on street corners.

Wow!

-Right? -Right?

Yo, guest, okay.

And then we will do that sometimes just right in the

in the middle of the street like

There are no corners! -Yes!

-You know what I mean? -Absolutely.

Where is the angle?

Do you want a whip it?

Mm.

Beat it?

I was wrong about you guys.

I want to apologize.

Oh, not necessary.

And this idea of ​​you is a good plan for

good luck.

-Yes, honey, yes! -Mhmm!

This should be enough to intoxicate my daughter,

do not you think?

Sir, we are, we are not will need that.

Oh yes, sir, no, it's going well.

We already have vodka in our bus.

Oh.

- So you have a van. -Yes!

I assume you have one mattress at the back

from the van too.

-No no! -Ha ha, not yet, not yet!

Nothing goes above fornication in the back of

a van, right?

Am I right?

Well, sir, we do not like the whole damn animals

thing.

Hey, how are you doing boys on condoms?

You know, in the second place thought, it probably will be

much nicer to violate my daughter

without protection.

And you can participate also in, gordito!

You will not do that let her go, do you?

-Why not? - Because I do not like you boys.

OK?

You are stoners, this concert is way too far

away, and Debbie is a minor.

Okay, so that is a reason.

And let me add something different, okay?

I've done that in all my years never heard of such a

stupid idea for a company.

Sell ​​coffee cups?

That is as stupid as trying to sell bottles of water!

Okay okay.

Alright.

I see what's going on.

So sir.

What if I promise not to fuck her?

-WH-relax! We are negotiating. -Sir.

Shh!

Can I just talk? to Debbie, please?

No.

OK.

So I can go upstairs and talk to Debbie?

Which part of "no" is confusing for you guys?

I do not know anything about him, but for me, between the "k"

and the "w" is silent, I just never made it

sense for me.

You do not need this because I'm sure you have that

a lot of weed in your van.

Pssh, no!

I wish we ...

First, I wish we were had a lot of weed in the

back of our bus, okay?

We are about to go grab some weed from one

of my homies that we know on the way to there because

we're running a bit low, so you do not really know

everything silent silent about everything

that I and he continue.

So yes.

I want you guys from my house.

Vamanos! Sal afuera!

From!

Man, I think Debbie surprised us.

How did he know? we were stoners?

What the!

Debbie!

Oh.

I think Tommy gave it us the wrong address.

Um ...

Do you know where Joe lives?

I'm Joe.

Are you here for herbs?

You are the dealer?

I mean, you look like you could sell avon.

I sell that too.

Lip gloss or weed?

Make a decision.

Weeds.

Wow, really sells avon.

Northwestern division seller of the year.

What are the opportunities ...

-Oh my God! - Oh my, what the ...

I think you are police.

What?

Yo, look, we're just changed of mind, right?

Have we not changed our minds?

We met her some lip gloss.

Lip Gloss. You have some ...

What are Tommy's Middle name?

W-we do not know!

I swear, I swear!

Uh!

Me neither.

I'm just fucking fucking with you.

-Ha ha ... That is ...

That's funny.

Take your clothes off.

--What?

Take your clothes off...

Take your clothes off.

Do you want the weed or not?

Yes, but why should we do that? do we have to take off our clothes?

Do I have to get my strap-on so we can do an a

few dance numbers first?

No no!

No strap-on at all.

But, this, but You are funny.

Strip, ladies.

Strip, bitches.

Um, well, you know, probably to be sure

we are not wired or something?

No man! No! No! No!

I saw this!

I saw this in my mind!

I saw this happen!

Really? Did you see this coming?

The dealer would go turns out to be an avon

lady who would put down a gun to our head and threaten

to fuck us with one strap-on phallus.

Yes? Yes? That was your vision?

Yes!

I saw that, okay!

I knew that would happen happen, but I did not know

what the word "phallus" intended as ...

Straight away.

See?

We are not wired.

I did not worry about that.

I just wanted to you see naked.

That reminds me, i must buy cashew nuts.

Hey...

Price is 200.

Dollars?

No, pesos.

This shit was built-in area 51 where they keep

the aliens.

Have you ever heard of g-13?

Not really.

Not really!

You tell me that's that, that's that

super secret CIA weed?

This is g-14.

Oh what?

Most of the CIA can not agree take this into your hands

shit still.

How did you understand?

I fucked a guy who knows a guy.

That's all I'm going to say.

That's the kind of stories you can not come up with

even if you try.

I really think she fucked a man who knows a guy.

Yes I know.

When people say something like that,

they tell the truth.

I think she fucked a guy who might just know a guy.

You do not have $ 200!

Um ...

But .. $ 200.

T - that's a lot.

I'll tell you something.

You're going to look at me, I'll do it take off with 10 percent.

Ha!

That's funny.

That is really good.

You let me squirt, I'm going to take off 20.

Squirt what?

Guest, I can not we believe that actually.

Mm. Mm.

I thought we agreed with us did not even talk

about the.

Dude, you know for sure this is a shortcut?

I mean, I did not see it all the lights for a while now.

I think we should do that turn around.

Here?

No, after another 30 minutes of darkness.

You said here!

-Nitchen! -Agh!

- This is shit! -A, dude ...

We're stuck in a hole, man.

Well I am not licking these.

Twice in one day?

Euh.

Yes, it looks like we can must spend the night

here tonight.

Fuck!

We are going to miss the concert!

Oh dear!

Promise.

Dude, do you, you too, like, do you hear that?

What?

Guest, I could, like, listen to my ears

listen to things.

What?

Huh.

You mean to tell me that you can hear

your ears work?

Yes brother.

Yo, this CIA shit is crazy strong, man, yo!

Like, I feel like I have to pee

I do not even know.

Yo, fuck, I'm high.

Dude.

Guy, my hand ...

My hand is looking like a tarantula.

I do not even feel like that my hands more.

I'm hungry, my friend.

I wish I had something from you chili now with a, a

come to cheese a-and a slice of ice.

-mm. -Switch

you know what I do Make a wish now?

Hm?

I wish these fingers were just a small kit - cat bars.

Than...

I would just ...

Break one off.

Break off a piece, and

mm!

They are so good!

Are you okay?

Oh my God!

Feels like my whole face is in my mouth!

Oh!

Why are my balls vibrate?

I can not feel my cock.

Oh my God.

What?

My cock is gone!

Fuck!

She stole your cock.

- Someone stole your cock! - Someone stole my cock!

Dick thief! Dick thief!

I stole it under me!

Give me your cock!

Yo, I slept like a baby.

Ugh, me too.

That weed was right I'm fucking.

Mm.

You look older than a bastard.

Holy shit, you look old like fuck!

Hey!

This must have a few hallucinogenic mess in it.

That is really cool.

We have to halla-ducinatin 'now.

Oh yeah.

Man, I feel like we have walking for days.

Ah, I'm so hot.

This is the worst hallucination ever.

The fuck ...

A fuck spaceship.

We do not hallucinate.

We still dream.

How do you know that this is so? your dream and not mine?

Because I always dream of spaceships.

Let's keep running.

Welcome.

What was that fucking?

It's a talking door?

What is going on?

Hello, door.

How are you?

Nice to meet you.

Why is everyone on the go their calculator?

We were completely ahead a math convention!

I hate math.

And I have to do it.

2016?

What the fuck is there?

Thank you.

Good day.

What the fuck is there?

What the hell is that?

I am at the gas station.

Oh honey, I miss you so

a lot, I can not wait until you see my little boo.

I will be there for a couple of hours.

Who the hell is that?

The fuck?

Welcome.

Yo!

Watch this.

The government approves ...

No, not that. Look at the date.

June 12, 2016.

It is one of them false newspapers.

Uh-uh. This shit is real.

I went out and saw a guy with his car connected.

The price of gas is $ 5 a gallon, and I've seen a girl

with a thing in her hand she was talking with a

dude, and he was there, like a video call.

But have you seen this?

That is fucked up.

Take a look at this.

That is the proof this is fake.

If you pass this newspaper here, this man

is black, right?

And his name is o-bam-a?

Barack Obama, and he is the president of the

United States.

Exactly.

Excuse me sir.

What's the date?

June 12, man.

Which year?

2016!

Hey, get rid of me man, get rid of me!

Right, right, right, I'll leave it, yes.

Who is the president?

Barack Obama.

What he looks like?

He is black!

We smoked that weed has disabled us

30 years!

We have to drag truck, get your van out

the ditch, and get the fuck at home.

Let's go.

This damn CIA.

First Vietnam then Reagan is shot.

Ever heard of a direction indicator?

It's nobody who's fucking things we go to.

Well, your parents certainly do not live here anymore.

They really mean it when they do suppose you can not go home again.

So...

Our old school is a home depot now.

-mm. - Your old house is a vacant lot.

And mine fucking soul mart?

There is nothing left from our fucking life!

And what the fuck is "free of gluttony?"

I do not know, but the the gluten eat freely.

We should behave ourselves as some gluttons and go eat.

I'm hungry, man.

No, let's go The home of Debbie's parents.

Maybe they are still live there.

And they will feed us.

Hello?

Hi Mrs. Sanchez?

Yes?

This is Harris.

Harris weber.

Who?

Debbie's boyfriend?

Her...

Old friend, I think?

Harris has been dead for 30 years.

This is not funny.

They are really going think this is funny.

Go away!

Leave!

I...

I probably know this sounds crazy but ...

Hello, Mrs Sanchez.

It is eh ...

I know this is likely really weird for you

now ...

Probably not expect to see us anyway

these years.

Yes.

This is not possible ...

Debbie?

Where for god's sake have you been!

Ow.

Agh ...

You want me to do that believe you bought

a superpot of one woman named Joe who was

fucking a CIA guy that was growing pot in area 51

"where they keep it aliens, "on the way to one

concert that you never received because you fell from Van

in a ditch where you are slept for 30 years, and

suddenly you woke up one day and here you are.

Crazy shit, right?

Were you in prison?

You were in prison, Were not you?

- Like in Bolivia or something. -As only.

Hey, up here.

What happened to you?

What really happened for you?

That is what really happened.

Mhmm.

Do you have any idea how seriously that you were disappearing?

There were news reports there were reports on missing persons.

Your parents have hired private detectives.

We had no idea where you are gone.

Ultimately, we just thought you were dead.

Your parents have been detained funerals for you.

For closure.

- Did we have funerals? -Yes.

You are buried at the cemetery on Madison street.

Was it a nice service?

Nice funeral.

Have people appeared?

A few.

Was it sad?

Guys, this is would be funny?

Because it is not.

Look, we do not understand what has happened, but we are

tell you what happened.

That does not mean it is credible.

It only means that it is what happened to you.

I can not believe you still live with your parents.

- It is now my house. -No shit?

-That's right. -Wow.

Hey, you know where my parents have moved to?

Because I can not find them.

Wow.

You do not know, do you?

Your parents died like ten years ago.

What the fuck is there?

That is a weak bro.

What about my parents?

Yours has gone away.

Eh, we have no idea where they moved.

We have never seen them again.

They have moved to the mountains.

My eyes are here, Reeves.

My father loved mountains.

I understand what you are saying.

There is something good peaks there.

This is crazy.

I do not know what to say, I am ...

I'm a little afraid.

I'm normal...

Look, I know this is one little crazy, just us

show up after all these years.

Yes.

Why do not we meet again? tomorrow, to the mall or

something, maybe go to the arcade.

Yes, the arcade!

OK.

So, what time are you Do you want to hang out?

Oh, I do not hang from. I go to work.

- So after work? -Ditch!

Ditch!

After work?

Eh, sure.

Okay, so two?

No honey. This one is not a school, it is work.

I look seven, eight.

Okay, well we have to, at least, eight at the

newest because the food the court closes at nine o'clock.

Oh, Deb.

Hey, wool!

Oh my ...

Have you slept here?

Good morning.

Wow.

I can not believe you have this thing still.

Look at you, everybody businesswoman-like.

As a professional.

You look good.

Thanks.

Eh, the house is locked, but if you want to clean

up, you can the rinsable shower on the side.

Good thank you. We need that.

Debbie, I was in your back Yard last night, and that was me

I wondered, where did you get this from? really cool stormtrooper boat?

Man, what the hell is that?

It is a stormtrooper-boat.

Who picked up wheels in a skate?

W-then was you in my backyard?

I did not have to do anything night and I did not want to

your neighbors all in my company.

That is very considerate of you.

That is a Rollerblade and it is from my son.

We have a son?

No, no we, you, not us have a son.

No.

Wait...

How old is he?

He is fifteen.

He was with him Father's night.

Wait, you fucked someone else?

Yes I did that.

Debbie is fucking!

I did it.

And when am I are you going to meet him?

Let's wait Then for now.

Why, is he ugly? We're not going to laugh.

Oh my god, is he a tragedy?

Okay, it's coming through comments like that we do

to wait.

And it is because of all this!

I mean, you know, I do not wants people in his life

that is not possible to be a good role model.

Good example?

We are not right role models?

I'm sorry, I do not think so.

Hmm. - Oh, hmm.

Hmm! - Well, maybe.

It is normal...

You show up after all these years.

Y-you are homeless, you smell like I can not

even describe it, and you are sleeping in a van.

Oh, but we have our fat golden chains.

Shell toes.

We good.

Brad is bad influenceable age now.

Did you call him Brad?

Everything I say just sounds awful

and rude and I'm sorry.

I'm going to work now.

I'm going, okay?

I'm going.

Maybe it's time for you to see other people.

Apparently she was see other people.

Guess what I see.

I thought that you finished with all weed.

I did.

But I found this Debbie's back porch.

Okay, now we're watching less homeless, what do we do?

Well, we stop telling people what really happened.

Truck stop man, tow truck manager, Debbie ...

They all said that we did sounded crazy.

Shit, I was there and I do not believe it.

This is what we do.

We drop the story, we accept our situation, and

we go back to what we would do it.

You mean start our business?

Sell ​​coffee from my van?

Yes.

Think about it, with inflation, we could be

like making two donates a cup.

For coffee?

You sound crazy like shit now.

We will call it two buck a cuppa coffee.

You here to repair the satellite?

Is there a satellite?

What are we, astronauts fucking?

What do you mean "satellite?"

Who are you fucking?

My name is Brad.

I am going to live here.

We are Debbie's friends.

Debbie? You mean my mother?

Oh shit!

That's Debbie's child.

Debbie is fucking!

That's her receipt!

Yes, listen, my mother friends do not smoke, so ...

You do not know the friends of your mother.

That's my fuckin pocket joints, man!

What the fuck is there?

Fuck man you my husband smoking man?

Jesus, boys you smoked half of my stock.

Oh, relax, we do you buy more.

Contact your dealer.

My dealer?

When is the last time Did you buy cannabis?

Where do you get it from?

You just buy it.

You just walk inside 7-11 and go buy cannabis?

Yes, I can get something chips, some soda, oh, and

what weed please?

Wait, you know weed is legal now, right?

Wait what?

I do not know why we need it this doctor to get a pot

from a store.

Well, if you have one recipe, they give

a discount, so ...

Ahh.

That's a good deal.

Part of the discount.

It's my birthday.

Happy Birthday.

You see. I I told you I would join you.

Hello nurse!

I'm not the nurse.

I am Dr. Gales.

Good with a body like that, you should be a nurse.

You do not have to do it take off your shirt...

Well, I took my shirt away for the worse girls,

so it is not a problem.

Um, I assume you have it difficulty sleeping at night?

No, I'm all sleeping through the night.

You look like you're in a lot of chronic pain.

No, but I do have an itch

you can scr-

-atch.

Mr. Cornell.

Reeves.

I can not write you a recipe for medical

marijuana unless there is a real need, you too

to understand?

Right.

Mm.

Do you like Italian?

You are under a lot are not you busy?

Right.

And you need something to calm you down.

Right!

Backache?

-Right! - Can not you sleep at night?

-Yes! Constant migraine?

Yes, listen.

You take off your shirt, I'm going to take my shirt

away, and we're going start fucking.

I am not a prostitute.

I did not call you a prostitute.

OK.

Let's say you gave I'm a little medical

rubba-dub-dub.

You know as a medical doctor rubbing in a medical way?

Non-prostitute, but just medically induced friction.

- Just a, you know ... - In a non-prostituting way?

In a non-prostitute way. Just a ...

-Oh? Oh? -Yes.

OK.

-Why did not you say that? -I tried...

Stand up.

Ooh.

Someone will ...

-Alright ... -Turn around.

Turn around!

Oh no, and then stop.

-Oh. - Like there.

Right there.

- And eh ... -Similar?

Why do not you drop your pants, huh?

Oh, the old reach around.

-The reduction of the ... -Pants...

Can you support that?

Mhmm, I just have to you help there.

Bend forward.

A bit rough there, right?

Welcome to home de-pot.

How can I help Meditate you.

We take everything.

You can not have everything.

What type of cannabis are you looking for?

Hemp?

Fuck that, we want weed!

With a discount ...

Oh baby.

Roll-a-bowls.

They are indestructible, they are collapsible, they

are portable.

Dishwasher safe.

Yes?

-Just, we will put it there. -Mhmm.

I have Dick's elixirs over there.

All different tastes.

Have these all weed in them?

Duh.

I think we're going to do it need a larger basket.

It will be time you showed up.

What are you drinking?

Oh, it's a mocha vanilla latte.

-What? -What is that?

It is coffee.

That's a coffee?

Where did you get it from?

From Starbucks. Hey?

Those Starbuck places I see on every corner?

They just sell coffee?

Yes.

Debbie's Dad stole our idea!

What the hell are you? boys talking about?

Goddamn coffee thief!

I have never trusted her father.

I mean, I only knew him for two minutes, but she

two minutes, i never trusted him.

I can not believe he has stolen our business plan!

Has cost us years of fucking come on that mess!

"Like a son?"

What the fuck are you? mean "like a son?"

I was your son!

This is so weird.

I know.

I never thought I would live to see the day!

Hey!

It is bad to smoke cigarettes.

You have frightened shit from us.

It is not a cigarette.

It's a joint.

Marijuana.

Ganja, you know ma.

It is still smoking!

Well, it's our business, and that's ours

tombstones.

What are you, the cemetery police?

Okay, get out of here.

We are grown up.

And we are sad.

What are you, ghosts?

Look here, I do not know if you're kind of

ghost Whisperer.

I do not know why you here, but ...

We smoke weed here, pay attention to our company.

If you are spirits, how am I not going to see you through you?

Well, there is a simple one explanation for that.

That's it because I'm black!

Bounce now, bitch!

Yo, I could really go a bowl with your chili at this time.

Oh, yes that would be nice.

Yo, I have an idea!

What?

What is the only thing people want when we are high.

I do not know, but I'm hungry like a bastard.

Exactly!

We will open a restaurant that you sell chili

weed in it!

That is really great!

When they then the munchies, they are already there.

And then they eat more, and then they have more

munchies, and they continue to eat.

They do not have to go nowhere.

And even if they do not eat so much, what do people do

do when they are high?

They're messy, they spill shit.

They will spill the chili and they will have to buy

some more.

We will be millionaires.

You just came up there?

Yes.

No shit?

I mean, you're a kind from idea entrepreneur like

there is a word.

I am an idealist.

Where are we going the money to open

restaurant, man?

The couch!

We will get one loan from the bank!

No.

Why not?

There are no other chili restaurants in the city.

Are there?

It is the marijuana aspect.

Sir, weed is legal.

Yes, marijuana is legal sir ...

Weber, but that is not the case mean a bank approves.

This bank is one conservative organization.

But I am pretty sure are many banks that will.

No.

- Weed? -No.

Leave.

-I have an idea. -Mhmm?

Let's leave out the weed this time.

That is lying.

That is business.

I do not know.

You know they are eventually discover.

Yes, by the time they do find out that we will pay

back the loan, and that is everything they really want.

I think.

Look, you know that restaurants that sell

paintings?

You think they got a loan for an art gallery and a

restaurant?

No, they added that later.

That's true.

-But still... - Yes that is true!

But still nothing! This is the last bank.

Do you want this loan or not?

Alright.

I will help you.

Ba-bip-bam.

I gave you a wave, foolish.

-Badow! - Oh shit, let's go.

The restaurant will serve chili?

That is it?

That is it.

Just chili.

Such a simple idea.

It could really work.

Eh, looks like you really have a good credit.

No negative thing pops up.

Why do you seem annoyed by this?

Approving a loan means i I have a lot of paperwork inside

for me.

So we have the loan?

Well, it is not another dunk.

The application process takes a few days and

you have to give one short presentation for the

loan plate.

But does it look good?

Unfortunately.

I think I should start looking for my pen.

I have got you!

Badass, right?

What the hell is that?

Edm, man!

Electronic dance music!

Like skrillex, d- Are you joking?

Steve Aoki? David Guetta?

Dude, get up, get get up, get up, here.

I will draw a few this on YouTube, come on.

Look at that.

-Yes, what is he doing? He is killing it!

What do you do?

Defeat it!

He leads one aerobics class?

Yes, he likes it there, he is so, woo!

But who is it play the music?

What do you mean? He is djing.

He is playing the records.

The number has just changed.

Uh Huh.

And his arms are in the air. Does he play with his cock?

Because that, for me, would be impressive.

Yes, that would be impressive.

He is a dick jockey.

Can I show you how can you please?

Yes, show it to him how you do that.

You save it in your pants?

Yes, I am sure keep it in my pants.

What am I, a priest?

OK.

Where are your turntables?

Go for it.

What the hell is that?

The, yes, like turntables.

As if you are scratching she and shit.

No, where do you find that? do you put records?

You, they're in it the computer.

You put all your data down in the computer?

No, well, I mean the music is, yes.

And then I'm confused.

You just, yes.

There, like, that's the music.

It's all there. Her...

- And then, this .. -Yes, you're looking for it, you find it

-whatever you want. -Mhmm.

There it is, and play.

- Play it here. -Yes.

And then...

Oop!

Okay okay!

Here, do this.

This is amazing!

This is djing!

Hey!

H-hey! - What is going on here?

Hi.

I see you, uh, you boys met.

Yes Yes.

You never told me you had that such nice friends, Mom.

Yes. They are cool.

They are really cool.

Just teaching him how to DJ.

Eh, yes.

He's good, he is very well.

That is amazing, that is ... that's great.

I did not think so you would meet them so quickly.

I thought they would Being away now.

Are you starting?

Eh, yes.

I do not know.

Hey, honey, I want to talk for them very quickly, okay?

Can you go to your room?

They are old people who talk.

It is, it is really boring.

Jaaa Jaaa! Of course.

Nice boy.

These guys are really cool, mama.

They are super cool, yes. Yes.

Hi!

Ta-daa!

Hey!

What was it What did I tell you?

You said a lot from fucking shit. I mean...

I said I did not want to you to meet my son.

Do you understand? Remember that?

You are makes me out of here.

It is better to be angry out then mad at it.

Are you mad?

Your father has stolen our idea!

What?

Starbucks!

That's his business, right?

What?

My father has nothing to do with Starbucks.

Listen, you're not the guilty party in this.

You do not have it to protect him.

Yes, he has nothing to do with s ...

I do not agree with it.

I would like to say it something about that.

No, no, that's okay.

Well, I'm just go away.

You know that ham sandwich in the fridge?

Is that someone? in particular?

Never mind.

So, Reeves and I are going to open a restaurant.

Really?

Hey, good luck with it.

But, eh, because of poor planning, with the

money, as you can see we have bought new clothes,

hence why I look Charlie brown, we have no

money for a motel and we can not stay in the bus.

And Brad told it by chance us about this wonderful guest

house that you have left behind.

Yes No. No no.

You will not do that sleep in my guest house.

No, no, I just listen, listen. Listen.

Let me finish.

In exchange for letting us Stay, we're going to eat

for you and Brad every night.

No.

It will only be for it like a week or two and me

understand the whole thing about role models, but

Look, we are no longer look homeless.

That's a good start, right?

We will be very respectful, do not promise to stay outside

late, we will not swear.

Hold on. Fuck fucking.

I just had to get that out.

No drugs.

I will not stay away late.

Did I mention that?

I may have mentioned it twice but that is because

I'm not going to do it.

I told you how beautiful your hair looks with the

gray in it?

And I'm not saying alone that to give you a good feeling

about yourself.

It is becoming very bad.

Come on, help an old friend.

An old friend?

A recent orphan?

That's right.

Sorry.

We have history.

I'm in your ...

Yes, I'm right here if you need me.

Yes, okay, no ... limits!

I...

Okay, look at me.

My son is the most important thing in my

life, and I'm going keep your promises.

I promise.

Pinky promise?

Pinky please promise me.

Is that your little finger?

I want a promise.

Help me please.

You can stay.

Thank you.

Do you remember when we are used to keep pink?

What?

-No, we never did this. -W-we did this.

No, that's yours another friend.

W - we have done another things, but uh.

That did not appeal to ...

I'll see you later.

So why are you telling her? do not do drugs anymore.

Because we do not use drugs.

We smoke weed.

Weed is not a medicine.

Weed grows from the earth.

This is the earth we smoke.

We give back to mother nature.

Hello mom, welcome to my mouth.

Besides, we can do it still smelled.

We simply can not do it indoors.

I have to make a crack window or some shit.

I can not let Debbie know.

Oh, and I told her that we would be that cook for her and the

child every night.

Fuck you did.

Tonight is your evening.

I'm going to cook tomorrow.

Where are you going?

She will show me the old neighborhood.

Why can not I go?

Because you are cooking.

Wait a minute, that's you fuckin 'her, so you have to cook.

Well, if I would fuck her that would be a lot,

but I do not think so keeps me more like that.

Which ch ...

So you say you are the one boil and I'm going to fuck her.

You know what?

That sounds like a great plan.

I will see you when we come back.

Hello, motherfucker.

Oh no.

Oh, that's my shit.

Lisa Lisa.

I can not believe how much you have let me listen

to can you feel the beat!

Can you? feel, can you feel,

ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca.

-Oh yeah. -Oh man.

I'm going to make you feel that beat.

Oh dear.

Thank God Brad has missed this time in history.

We're talking about it history, what happened

Brad, eh, father?

Oh wow, that was smooth.

Did not work, short story.

It's clear that did not work.

What is the story?

How did you meet him?

What is his name?

Who is this guy?

His name is David, I met him 14 years after you

disappeared from my life ...

I mean, I'm 16 years old, the love of my life is driving

I never leave see him again.

You know, talk about it abandonment problems.

You really sewn I know, you know?

If I knew you were dead or that you've kidnapped it

would be logical, but there is always that

possibility that you ...

You hated everything in it your life and you just

wanted to run away.

You run away from me.

And every friend then unconsciously

I thought so leave me too.

At least that's mine Therapist said when he

has it worked out with me.

Sorry.

I do not know, it is not as I planned for one of

this is going to happen Or do you know that?

It is not easy for me.

I still try understand what is going on.

And it was not my intention to meet each other Brad, it was an accident.

He came home early.

Did he skip the school?

No, do not stumble.

Not like that.

Like, I mean, rather than me thought he would be home.

I hey, it's hard to raise a child alone, okay?

And I'm worried. that is what mothers do.

I'm afraid he will break a bone or that's it

fall in the wrong crowd.

He will not fall in the wrong crowd.

Well you, you do not know him.

I know you, and You are his mother.

And with a mother like you I think he's going to be that

fine.

Thanks.

Oh shit, do you hear that?

Yes, I do.

Okay, are you ready?

Yes No. Do not do it. Do not!

I'm going to give you a wave.

Do not do it!

Here it comes! Catch it!

If you do not release that wave it comes out

in traffic!

Do not do it, please do not do it!

You're going to make one left and whoa!

And then a u-turn.

You can not just have it waves floating around.

Okay okay. Here is my, here is my move. Go Go Go ...

Hey, that's my move.

I call that "turn and stroke".

Yo, are you ready?

No, I'm looking for mine parents on the computer.

It's called Facebook. People a list of

useless information.

Find him here.

He's going toothbrushing.

Now he is done.

Oh, I have one friend request.

Oh shit.

From Nigeria?

Maybe you've lost it a long time relatives in Nigeria.

Well, he does not look like that like everyone in my family

Okay let's go.

Alright.

Oh!

Do I have the wrong number?

What is this?

Me, do I know your boys?

Hey, that looks like Sanchez fucking, right?

But older and uglier!

- Yes!

I can hear you!

They made a game true you can bring in your family!

I am not a game.

That's crazy, that's it better than pac man or

asteroids!

You see that?

I am not a game, I'm on the Skype!

He is on planet Skype!

Where is this planet?

Oh!

We are on earth!

What are your coordinates?

Where the fuck is my daughter?

He is on planet Skype and his daughter is missing!

Oh shit!

Oh my god, that's it you two idiots.

We are business people now.

Yep.

We open companies.

I thought that you boys were dead.

Anyway, talk well for you, dirty.

Do not disconnect me.

- Hey, hey, hey! - Yes, friend.

Cabrones!

And it will be called the chili pot, and that's what we do

just serve chili.

Yes.

Just chili.

That works pay the rent?

$ 20 a bowl.

For chili?

Well, it has one special ingredient.

There is cannabis in it.

No you're not.

Oh yes we are. It is our recipe.

You do not sell pot in my property.

Oh no no, sir, it is good.

Marijuana is legal now.

Those are also titty bars, but you are not going to open

one of them inside my building too.

Who would think thirty? years later there would be

still be racism in America?

That had nothing to do with race.

Are you joking?

The man was white and he was a landlord.

Man, that ally types just do not love us.

I do not think so everything that has to do with us.

It was the weed he did not like.

Look, I'm saying this time this time try again, just like

the bank, but let the weed away.

OK.

-Alright? -Alright.

Tree!

Dudes!

I do not think so we will have to hide

that part about the weed.

Mm.

Hey, that's all included in the kitchen,

in the rent?

Because it looks perfect make chili with weed.

Yes, it is all included.

Chile with weed in it.

Wow.

Right on, you know, I once replaced my water pipe

with soup.

Yes.

Yes, it was wild.

You know, we'll take it.

I do not know if I have it that bong more, man.

- That was years ago. -No no no...

The whole place. Rent ...

Oh well, cool, Yeah, fine.

That will be one Deposit of $ 5000.

Hey, can you just, do you hold it for us?

We just wait for the bank to give us the money.

No, no can do it.

And just so you know, I have some other guests

enter here tomorrow afternoon at the

place, so you know ...

Rest.

Mm, but peace however, really.

No, I am serious. Rest.

I have to get out of here.

That place was great.

You think the bank will do that give us a loan while we are

waiting for a loan?

It's worth it.

We can give it a chance.

Yo, I just realized mine grandparents to lay

away money for me all years, and I was not allowed

to touch it until I was 21.

Oh shit!

You look like you could now pass 21.

I think so.

It must be like this $ 4000 on that account.

$ 4000?

Bro, with the combine interest loans

buried in the dividends ...

That's thirty years?

That has to be like $ 400,000.

Yes.

You just saved the day.

Mmm!

Guys, this is wonderful.

Being my mother secret recipe.

What we used to do was make it all from scratch, then

we would go to the store and buy some store bought

chili, put it in it add a little flavor to it.

Wait, that's it secret recipe?

Yes, until now.

Did you know that Clark gable chili has eaten the night

before he died?

Where for god's sake do you hear that?

About glasses.

On what?

On the computer, like you Look up, as you can

enter words like "chili, goggle" and then

-oh, no no, no. - Goggle ...

Google.

Listen, I was, me yoked last night.

Yes, look at that sounds like a word.

It is Google. Yes, g-o-g-l-e. Google.

Well, people spell tomato different ways too.

What is a Google fuck?

W-Google.

It is like a search engine.

You look for things in it.

I did not search for it a mechanic, okay?

I was looking for chili.

Yes, you wear safety goggles, you do not wear googles.

Whether you have to carry safety goggles, not

protective googles.

Y - but it is not spelled "glasses."

You do not get drunk and have beer goggles that you have

beer glasses.

They are not googles. They are not for your eyes.

It is Google, like g-o-o-g-1-e.

What is it for?

-For searching for things! - And what are you looking for?

Your eyes.

Checkmate, mother bastard.

Agh!

What is going on? What happened?

Ah, I ruined mine arm at the bmx track.

-Bmx number? - Yes, agh.

Oh, who went?

All of us. It was fun.

You all?

What did I say about that?

Well, you said you were not will take me!

They said these guys would, so I said okay.

I would not take you because it is dangerous.

It is not dangerous, it is bmx.

It is well.

He was injured!

He sold!

Old people are injured do something.

Okay, it will be fine.

You do not help.

Look, no, that's it fine, mama. We were fine.

We went, we had fun, we relaxed, we were, we were

wearing our pads and helmets.

- We were fine, right? -Mhmm.

If it is that safe, why you have to wear pads

and helmets?

My house, my rules.

You never leave me do something fun!

You love, love you, keep it I was locked in the house

as if I can not do anything, as a fun-killer for

crying out loud.

Hey!

What's with all helmets and pads nowadays?

Well that's what you do now with dangerous things.

Everyone wears helmets and pads.

Back in the day, the only one people who wore helmets

and pads were retarders and women in their menstruation.

Oh god, I raise three children here.

I think she's with her helmet now.

Weber, correct.

Harris.

Can you just tell me? what is my account?

Okay thanks.

Yo, I had $ 4000 in that account.

I had a quarter of a percent interest more than thirty years.

I have $ 4,400.

The landlord needs $ 5000.

We are fucked.

You will need it to sell the van.

I can not sell the bus, man. That is my only van!

It was your only van.

Once we have received the loan, we buy the van back.

But in the meantime, we need the money.

But in the meantime,

we need the money.

Who the hell is that?

Who the hell is that?

Why are you mocking me?

Why are you mocking me?

It's Brad's iPad, this thing, it is ....

It's Brad's iPad ...

It repeats everything you say.

It repeats everything you say.

Thats what I said.

Thats what I said.

Do you want to smoke?

Do you want to smoke?

I do that clearly.

I do that clearly.

Look, blow up some weed it blows weed into it.

-Now, what now? - Do you feel high?

Are you a high-path?

Are you a high-path?

How much do you get?

Seven hundred dollars.

The fuck?

I said that.

Apparently the guest is from here the list with Craig said

that's all he's a truck worth, because, you know,

vintage, and, you know, cheetos everywhere.

I also trust him a bit, because Craig would not put

a list of together people he did not trust.

Who is Craig?

A guy, he has a list with everyone is shit, and she

just go to him to sell it.

Where do you find this dude, does he have a store?

I do not know, Craig, he is on the um ...

The Webber.

The worldwide web.

That computer shit what we looked at?

Yes, it was something about twitting?

Apparently the people who twit goes to the face ...

I did not understand but Craig knows everyone.

You can get everything from skis to a blowjob.

Ooh, we should have done that got a blowjob.

I have to do it.

Try to use it toilet this time.

Right.

-Hi. -Hey.

Hi. Looks like it I fly?

It is so, superman.

I want to talk with you about the other morning.

Oh.

You were fine.

No, I was wrong.

You went out your way to take Brad.

And I appreciate it.

And now you leave him help with the restaurant

things, and, it is very cool.

Interesting concept by the way.

Concept?

Mhmm.

What did he say?

Well, you're just going to serve chili, right?

That's all he said?

What else does he have to say?

Nothing.

No nothing.

Dinner tonight?

Oh, I forgot to tell you.

That's not necessary cook dinner tonight.

I'm going out with the girls.

Oh.

Yes.

OK.

I'll see you later.

No problem.

You should take it I'm bungee jumping

this weekend.

What is damn Bungee jumping?

I do not know.

Is that in your underwear?

What is damn Bungee jumping?

You know, like when you jump from a bridge with,

like, a bungee.

Why do you like to say that we should know this?

Why would you do .. Why would you fucking fuck

-jump from a bridge? - Because it's fun.

You know we are not white, right?

-Yes, exactly. - That is not a shit we would do.

Why would you fucking jump from a bridge?

I have to check it with your mother.

I mean, you do not it must tell her.

Uh-uh, I promised it would not let you do that

fuckin 'stupid shit.

The fuck?

It is brittle for hoes.

Thank you.

Hey?

Hey, it's it best bud guy.

Hey bud.

Button.

How old is he?

What, are you hitting? on me, pervert?

I can not do business if someone in the neighborhood is a minor.

You are leading business with us, boy.

Watch your goddamn tone.

He's 21.

Listen to rockford here files, you take your case

elsewhere.

His parents are dwarfs.

The keebler family.

That is keebler sutherland.

Make it for yourself.

If you have a good one girl, she's keebler.

Sell ​​Chile with weed in it?

That is brilliant.

You are going to need about ten flavors to start.

I got the super skunk, og kush, white widow,

blueberry kush ...

Which is the best?

Everything from this things are chronic.

Then we take everything.

And that free little pens that belong.

My friend, this is an evaporator.

Whoa-whoa, look that evaporator.

Whoa, hey, I do not wants to lose my friend.

Your laser ...

The power is not with you!

It is not a star pull thing, guys.

Just press the button, inhale and try it out.

Oh, in my mouth.

These new designs, she let you regulate the vapor

density so you get more hits per cartridge.

Mm.

Oh, that's good things, wait a minute.

Slippery.

Oh, hey, easy guys.

You hardly have to save.

That's what she said.

I touch it from the front.

Great thing about this new models, evaporation

happens only when you breathe.

- So rule of thumb ... -Mmm!

Use about half the weeds that you would want

smoking in a joint.

Half?

And the high is stronger.

Mhmm.

Better high, less money, and completely healthy.

I tell you what, I feel it fuck now.

Fantastic healthy.

I think that I do mine wrong.

How could you be 47 and do you do that without falling?

Age is not nothing just a number!

Okay okay.

Are you ready?

Well, I do not done this in ...

I did not do it this in years, so.

OK...

-Woo! -Whoa!

Do not trip.

Why do you wander foolishly?

You've got it.

You've got it.

Pontiac or Toyota, who was that?

Hey guys.

Hi.

This place looks like, eh ...

Fun.

What is this? donation pot?

Oh that's for me friend on Facebook.

Oh, that of Nigeria.

Yes!

Yes! How did you know that? Nasim!

Yes, it is a scam.

That is exactly what nasim said you would say.

It is a scam.

Yes.

Because he knows it is scam.

No, he needs an a foot transplantation.

Anyway, this is nonsense.

Let's get someone help us paint, man.

We do not have that leftover money.

But we have weed.

Weed is currency.

Yo, the next time we give these guys the weed

after they paint.

Next time we pay them in cash.

We do not have one more money, remember?

And we do not have that more weed.

What?

How are we going for God's sake? make chili with weed

if we do not have a weed to use the chili?

I know.

That's why I called the best bud guy.

So problem solved.

Problem not solved.

We do not have that more money.

What?

What?

You just are you telling me this?

I just told you you are just now.

Hey!

- Oh shit! -Shit!

I have bad news.

Tell me the good news first.

Oh, there is no good news.

What do you mean there is no good news?

Well, oh, actually there is good news for me.

I can not give you gentlemen the loan.

But you said we had good credit.

I said it looked like you I have a good reputation.

Turns out you do not have some credit.

Yes but...

Can not they look at it like, we did not miss one

payment in like three decades?

They could, but they will not, because it is not

how it works.

Banks do not issue loans people without credit.

So you brought your big one Wally-happy ass here,

muesli-eatin, folger's coffee drinkin ',

to tell us this shit?

Well, it was not a problem.

I had the afternoon off because I did not have to

your paperwork.

Well, I will go get some frogurt.

Bye guys!

What an asshole.

I told you so.

Racism still lives.

Still alive!

We are fucked.

He can not give us a loan because we do not have credit.

Gentlemen!

I only need a signature and a payment and we are ready.

Right, eh, about the payment thing.

Something crazy happened with the, you know how

are business, you know.

Have the signature, but the payment ...

Can I be honest?

There is a ... Accounting error.

Yes, we will do that must get this ...

Credit?

Credit?

Okay, let me explain it something for you

praise, okay?

I gave you credit the first delivery.

I still have not got it payment for it.

So when do I get payment for it that, you get a little more weed.

Look, man. Look around, okay?

We are almost busy to open this place, right?

We will be busy, busy, earn money, chili,

money, chili, weed, everything.

We are going to be successful, we will be your number

a people.

We're going to be your ...

Thing!

Economy.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, let me arrange this.

Look, you are one businessman.

I am a businessman.

Business is how company.

That's how this is land was built.

Capiche?

Pilgrims helped the Indians.

The Indians helped the pilgrims.

We only ask for the the same deal that the Indians received.

And not my Indians.

The others.

Okay, let me explain it a bit for you

something about the deal got the Indians.

Pilgrims took their land, she covered blankets

in smallpox.

Reportedly.

Smallpox?

That's free.

Weeds? Costs money.

No cash, no grass.

What are you, one Damn poet now?

I do not need smallpox!

These people, that's them no good business people.

Did you know Bruce? Lee was actually born in it

San Francisco?

I knew this.

I can not believe it screwed up when counting.

I can, you were wasted.

We are always wasted.

Maybe that's our problem.

You will have to ask Debbie for the money.

Are you crazy?

Yes, picture that.

"Oh, hey Deb, I can borrow a few thousand dollars so me

can buy what weed? "

Yes. She will lose her shit and kick us out of her place.

We become homeless.

Tell her what it is for something else!

I can not lie to her.

You lied this whole time!

Yes, well me do not like it.

Listen, she is against weeds.

You do not have it a future, okay?

She is our last hope.

Roll the dice, man.

Hey guys.

Debbie!

-Hey! -Hey Hello.

Talk about beautiful shirts.

-Hi! -Hey!

So what is it? are you doing here?

I went to work early.

Brad told me you would be here.

Cool, Brad told her.

Look at that.

Well, I told Brad that I was would parachute him.

Alright.

On to the gym.

You are having fun.

Okay, well ...

Look at yourself, skip, right?

Sit down.

It is a beautiful day.

Let's walk a bit.

Alright.

So you're just ...

Free the day off work today? Just like that?

Just like that.

I mean, a few weeks ago would never have considered

that, but as my boss gets annoyed ...

So what, right?

I think.

What changed?

I do not know, I just feel like it I have not lived my life.

Forgot to have fun along the way, know what I mean?

I do.

I know what you mean.

You have a lot do that.

I do?

I am the reason you played hooky today?

Yes! I mean look at you, you do not worry about anything.

So you think I do not are you worried?

What do you have worry about?

Oh okay. Your secrets again.

We did not have enough money to finish the restaurant.

Can not you get a loan?

Good...

Pelican point bank was give us a loan,

but we do not have that every credit, so no.

Well, you know what?

There are other banks.

Well, where are you going?

Woop, woop!

Wait, now you Want to dance?

I want to talk!

You're afraid that she is not to accept you

because you are a pothead,

and in my book, that is chicken.

Okay, number one, I'm not a chicken ...

Guys. I got you the loan!

-Haaa! -What?

My girlfriend Julie is working the pelican-bank.

She spoke with the original loan official, and

he still loves your idea.

No, they said no and we do not have one

credit anyway.

I will sign with you!

Oh! God no.

- Yes Yes Yes! -No no no.

Your credit is no longer a problem.

All you have to do is go inside, give you

small presentation and you are done.

I am so excited for you!

Me too!

Pow!

I love it when Debbie gets excited.

Well, that went well.

No, it did not!

She thinks we are going to open a normal restaurant.

We are!

I have to cancel her.

No! Whoa!

I can not let her draw this shit under false pretenses.

The B?

Debbie, I ...

Hoo, I ...

Oh my ...

G-good god.

Eh, d ... Deb.

Debbie Deb Deb, dooby dub da ...

Goddamn you looks fantastic.

I uh ...

I ... I just have to ...

I just want to talk you're talking about something very quickly.

I t-tits, talk, stay, tit-to-too-dot tits, talking.

Jesus Christ, I wanted it tell you that you have tits

fell off perfectly over the years.

Me, um ...

I have not seen it, s ...

This or something else ...

Shadow.

I was with Reeves for a a long time, and this is it

much better than me ...

We really have to work on your compliments.

Debbie?

The B?

Debbie?

Oh, for God's sake.

Where is Debbie?

You did not tell her, do you have?

I've tried to, but she wanted to fuck,

and I did not want to be rude.

She came up naked and I showed up with a stiff.

Well, she left you a small message.

Sorry I can not be there the bank with you.

Good luck today.

Fuck.

I have to call her, guest.

And tell her what?

The truth.

The truth?

Look, are you going sabotage us.

I'm not trying sabotage, I mean, she put down

to waste too much money.

Believe me.

Let me call its really fast.

Voicemail fucking!

Good.

We have to cancel this meeting.

Listen this is all I have.

I sold my van. I do not have anything!

I do not want to fuck her over, and I do not want to

fuck you over, you are my best friend.

But we have to tell someone the truth somewhere.

We have to find out something out.

Wait a second.

I might have something.

Something is going on here called powerpoint.

With a few adjustments, and some editing

cut pasta ...

May I ask you something?

Hm?

How did you get it damned? so good on the computer?

The type class of Mrs Huntt.

Damn, I should have done it paid attention.

I kept staring at it Ms. hunts ...

Legs.

I understood.

I really wish Debbie would have called me back

this morning.

It is actually better this way.

As soon as she sees that we have turned around around these rigid types,

she will be ready to jump on board.

Shall we begin the presentation?

Oh, we are not ready.

God, this chili is god damn ...

It is well!

You enriched it!

I'm doing a bit product in it.

How much?

Enough to get the loan.

Yummy!

Can I do more?

Oh yeah...

You, you can certainly do this.

Oh, thanks.

I see you gentlemen have a guarantor,

Mrs. Sanchez?

Uh, she can not be here today, but she is ready

sign the papers the approval of the bank?

We have something bigger spoons?

Okay, time for that the presentation.

This is our expected income.

Yep.

- These are beans ... - Wait a second. Go back to a slide.

Hm?

Do you have real figures? for your expected profit?

No.

But it will look like this this, the money.

-We will stack it better. -Yes.

These are some of it the ingredients.

Mainly beans, tomatoes, this is Greg, he is a cow,

- mom is. -Maize.

-Onions ... -Uh, whoa whoa whoa.

Eh, stop the clock, uh, go back a slide or two.

-HM? Hm? The, the corn? -No, another one, another.

Greg.

Forward.

Advance a slide.

-HM? Th-this? -Back.

Back, back back!

Eh, hm ...

I'm sorry, is that ...

Is that marijuana?

Her...

Legal cannabis?

Okay, we can get it the lights on again?

-No no no! -Sir, sir!

Let me understand something here.

You're going to sell chili what is marijuana in?

Yes!

That is why it is cried the chili pot.

Chili.

Pot.

Chili pot.

Okay, I think we can stop here.

A pot restaurant is not the type of establishment

that can support our bank.

It would be bad for our image.

I actually went to deal with that.

Can we continue?

I really do not see the point.

Please.

There is more chili.

Huh?

Please, there is a lot of it.

Okay okay.

Okay, go for it it, go for it.

Only ... that's it very full, okay.

Weed has played a role

of our history and our structure.

When Washington was crossing the Delaware, do

Do you think he was sober?

I mean, who is there in a boat?

A high man.

George Washington, weed smoker.

Ben Franklin.

Do you think "hey, let's go fly in the

in the middle of a storm " was a sober idea?

That is where the term is "high as a kite" comes from.

Ah!

Ben Franklin, bong owner.

There is his supplier.

Cancer!

The big c.

Many people in it this city has it.

And go to will die soon.

Should they not have access to something that goes

to make the time Pass more slowly?

We do that.

Suggest thousands tombstones that read:

"My death was not fast, thanks to Pelican Point Bank. "

Marijuana: Gateway drug, right?

Wrong!

Marijuana is one gateway to pancakes.

Cinnabon.

Everything that ends with -ito.

Fritos, doritos, cheetos, burritos.

Hundreds of foods that can not be tasty for the

normal taste buds.

But for someone marijuana, delicious.

And they go hunting for the night after night.

Pelican point bank: Economy stimulator.

Marijuana is not alone embraced by the outcast now.

It is mainstream.

Some former potheads and there is a lot of power

good for themselves straight away.

Woody Harrelson.

Sean Penn.

Snoop Dogg.

I thought that you could not save it.

- My meeting came early -Cheech and Chong.

Merle jaded.

Bill Clinton.

You did not tell me it was a marijuana restaurant.

What?

Barack Obama, the commander in chief.

God bless this conference room,

and God bless America.

Debbie!

Debbie!

I wanted to tell you.

When?

When were you are you going to tell me?

After I co-signed the loan?

Me, um ...

I know this looks bad.

Oh my God.

You lied i this whole time.

I trusted you around my son.

I do not know what to say.

What about "I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I did not know how my actions would be

affect people. "

How about this one?

"I'm sorry you found weed Brad's backpack this morning. '

Yes I did that.

-Listen... - No, I'm done listening to you.

You're fucking irresponsible man-child.

You suck me in, you make I think I can live this

carefree life of the day, but you forgot to tell me

the secret.

It only works if you do not become big.

But you would not do that realize that.

You did not think so by because that

takes reflection.

You know what really hurts?

I started with believe in us again.

Hey!

-Hey. - Did you get the loan?

No.

I left a note your mother inside.

Wait a minute, you go away?

Your mother has found out about the restaurant.

She is angry.

Says that we are bad role models.

She said that?

She is right.

We are idiots.

And do yourself a favor and stop hiding your weed

in your backpack.

She went through my stuff?

Are you joking?

God.

That is what the comment is over.

I told her that the weed was the mine that I have put

the inside, you did not know everything about it.

So you are good.

No no no no.

You can not say that because, you have to get that note.

Because if you say that, she will not let you

boys are coming back.

It's too late, friend.

No, this is nonsense, man!

I smoked weed for a long time for your boys once

came on, okay?

This is my fault.

I'll take the rap, I'll tell her the honest truth.

It'll be fine.

She will let you boys stay, okay?

Listen, when you get older you will understand.

At this moment, just things are not as clear as

they look like.

By the way, what is real important is your mother

believe in your innocence instead of mine.

This is the key.

This shit was like that easier to do 30 years ago.

Inslag.

Still angry with me?

Dude, I can not believe it You left me, man.

It would have worked like you just waited a few seconds.

Look, man.

I had to do something.

There will be other banks, but there is only one Debbie.

I had to take a shot.

If you feel one better, I lost her too.

It makes me feel a little better.

I did not want to lose my best friend too.

Just love me, man.

-Stop. - Do not you want to hug me?

We slept together for 30 years, you will not hug me now?

Stop! You make a pbs moment, man!

I am not in you!

-Verory. - Thick shit!

-What? -Look at that!

What?

Right there, where the light is!

You all mean that weed at the tree?

Oh shit!

Weed never used to grow there earlier.

Maybe the bird droppings are on the

tree acts as fertilizer.

No, that used to be be there trees.

Now the sun can come through, and it is

to reflect the rocks ...

Growing requires reflection!

Three times three is eight!

Debbie told me.

I did not know what the fuck what she was talking about.

I do not know what it is Fuck what you're talking about.

Because there are no trees there it can be sunlight

through it, it reflects the Rock, and it feeds the weed.

If we erase all these things trees away on the side of

this hill ...

With all that light ...

We do not need a loan!

Exactly.

More weed! Oh shit!

We will weed farmers!

-Ahhh! -Ahhh!

We will become rich!

Ahh!

Okay, just put that on your table sir.

We need a chili thai Kush and a Maui wow-y

pineapple.

We're out there, you can pass it on.

Oh, okay, well ...

I will let him know.

Oh.

-Hey. -Hi.

Yes, this is it.

Yes, this is it.

This is it.

Mm.

It is ... you also have illustrations.

Yes, it was the idea of ​​Reeves.

Er, it's uh, it is interesting.

This is the angel covered, angel of flies.

Lord of flies.

Uh Huh.

Because he's brown, just a piece of shit, but

he is covered with flies.

Okay, we can sit down for a minute?

Need Avon?

How is my favorite customer?

What are you doing here?

Do you remember how I knew it? a guy who knew a man?

Turns out he knows someone.

G-15.

It is primo-shit.

What is your prize?

I am surprised to see you here.

I know how much you are do not like chili.

Ha! Just kidding.

It is weed.

I know that's you against weeds.

Well, you know, I just wants to keep it out of

Brad as long as possible.

I want to keep he is innocent.

That's what mom does.

Um, tomorrow night there is an old school concert.

You want to come with me?

You mean you and you and me?

-Yes. -Samen?

Yes.

Eh, yes. Please.

Does that mean, will you forgive me?

Good...

Baby steps.

You know why?

Why?

Because of what You did that for Brad.

I know you've glossed over it about that weed in his

backpack, and I know that You helped him

with his schoolwork for the past few months, and

he's doing great.

Thank you.

I think you can thank it yourself a bit too.

It was a selfless act.

Oh.

-I did a selfless act? -Yes.

Yes, I know, me did that on purpose.

I am very good to be unselfish.

Here is another unselfishness act I would like to do.

No, that was selfish.

No, it certainly was no shellfish.

That was mint.

Um ...

That was not selfish. Do you know how I know?

Because it made you laugh.

Come here.

Do you want to leave here?

Yes please.

Yes I do.

Let me tell you about Reeves that I leave, okay?

OK.

Reeves?

No, more, more!

Yes, right there! Right there!

Joe?

Reeves?

Do not stop, do not stop!

Oh yeah.