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Previously on Future Man...
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Take some sexy pictures
to expose the affair,
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marriage over.
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Or we put a gun to his head
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and make him get on the boat.
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But why is there a gun
on the wall?
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We've always had a gun.
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This is a Futterman house.
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These people,
they're not our people.
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It's a mistake
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to think we have any
connection to this time.
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I love the '80s!
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‐Gabe! ‐They took my Cupcake.
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My god, Cupcake, I'm
never letting go again.
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I thought you were going to
try to tell me you were gay.
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Right.
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My boat still
leaves at midnight.
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Fuck free will!
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I should have done
the gun thing!
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Neither one of us
is going to be free
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until we finish what we started.
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You're wrong, because I quit.
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You can't quit.
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I can, and I do.
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You keep fighting to
make a better future.
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But I've found the best future,
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and it's in the past.
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Right now, 1985.
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The present.
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Catch you on the
flipside, Tiger.
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Wolf, wait.
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Wolf!
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Wolf, Wolf!
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The fuck!
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Are you all wearing
your sunglasses at night?
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Fuck off!
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Quiet as a ninja.
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Come on, Uncle Barry.
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Are you kidding me?
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I fit in.
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Fuck free will.
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All right!
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Hey, that was‐‐
that was radical,
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‐dude. ‐Thanks, man.
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Can't spell "funnel"
without "fun," am I right?
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Yep, you are Gabe all right.
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That's mi nombre, do I know you?
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No, no, we haven't met.
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There's something
familiar about you.
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What‐‐what's your name?
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I'm J‐‐Joosh.
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‐Joosh, your name's Joosh.
‐Yes, my name is Joosh.
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Wow, that rules!
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‐We're gonna go get high. ‐What?
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You‐‐you don't get high.
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You're right, I stay high.
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‐You in? ‐Wow, you know,
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there's nothing that
I would rather do than...
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than to stay and party
with you, but I‐‐I..
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I've got somewhere
I've got to be.
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Hey, man, door's always open.
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This is a‐‐this is
a Futterman house,
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so that means it's
a party house, okay?
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So come by anytime.
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Hey, you know what?
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I do have some time.
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I would love to stay
and party with you,
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‐young Gabe. ‐Get over here...
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‐Okay. ‐...new friend.
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All right!
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Love the coat, that's
French or something.
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Yeah, I just picked it up today.
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Don't even try.
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They'll never let you through.
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Yeah, that grody security guard
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is not letting anyone back there
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that's not the crew
or Corey's friends.
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I see 39 ways to
take this guy down.
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Forty, if he's not
wearing groin armor.
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Even if you make
it past that guy,
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there's tons more
guards backstage.
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Gonna need more numbers.
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Okay, we need a plan.
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It's pointless.
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The plan is to miss the concert
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and wait for our
moms to pick us up.
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Yeah, yeah, we're
just going to go home
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and never see Corey Hart ever.
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This is like the worst thing
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that's ever happened
to anyone ever
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in the history of humanity!
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Okay.
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Younglings,
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how many years
have you survived?
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15?
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Do you know what I
did in my 15th year?
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I won my first command
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by decapitating
my nemesis, Ostrich,
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in the proving pit to
earn my puberty scar.
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Now,
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we can do this.
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You're the biggest team
I've had since the tunnel,
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and that was 9,000 fingers ago,
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so how about a little less
saying what we can't do
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and a little more figuring
out what we're going to do?
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Joosh, I am your father.
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Ha‐ha, you are...
you really are.
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You're on.
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You know what?
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You taught me to ride a bike.
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I trust you, I guess.
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Joosh!
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That was a big one.
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The Joosh is loose!
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Joosh is loose.
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‐My brain melted.
‐Yeah‐‐shit's gnarly, right?
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I made Barry gank it
from dentist school.
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Dude, look at this.
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This is what's
inside these things.
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Barry?
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He's in dentist school?
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Was.
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Was, big was.
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Actually just got kicked out
for ganking the nitrous.
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You'd have to be
crazy to let that dude
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anywhere near your
teeth with a drill.
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I wouldn't let him near
drywall with a drill.
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You know, Gabe, sometimes people
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can get better at
things, you know?
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Give him a little more time
and maybe he'll make a change.
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People can change,
you know, big, big changes.
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Why?
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I hope not.
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My life is perfect right now.
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Why would I change a thing?
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Okay, well let's
just say, for example,
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‐you had a child. ‐Ha!
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‐A kid? ‐Yeah.
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I'm this close
to getting snipped,
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totally snipped.
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Barry's got a
friend in med school
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who says he'll do
it on me for free,
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if he can practice on me.
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I've just got to find a way
to get myself to Grenada.
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‐Plane or boat.
‐Yeah, you know, I, um...
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the snipping, I think
that that is a decision
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that I should try
not to influence.
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You know what, you'll make
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the right decision, I'm sure,
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‐when the time comes.
‐Hello, cupcakes!
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"Cupcake."
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‐Hey, Unc‐‐Barry. ‐.
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Who are those two girls
that just walked in?
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Um, those are Richie's friends.
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Vanessa and Diane.
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Diane?
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Wait, is tonight
Richie's birthday,
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the night of the
flaming sombrero?
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Yeah, yeah, it's
Richie's birthday,
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but I don't know
where you're getting
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"flaming sombrero" from, man.
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My God, this is the
night that my parents meet!
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Dude, whoa.
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Your parents never met?
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That's fucked up.
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‐You're fucked up. ‐You're fu‐‐.
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Whoa!
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Man, I have that‐‐
I have that jacket.
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Okay.
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So during your recon
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at the Rick Springfield
concert last summer,
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you ascertained there
were hallways here, here,
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and here, right?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Think or know, Debbie?
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‐Think or know? ‐Know, I know.
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So we draw their forces here
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with a diversionary tactic.
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I can show them my boobs.
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Tiffany, no!
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Stop pitching that.
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This is, like, way complicated.
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I can't do this anymore, I quit!
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Get your shit together, Amber.
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We are a team now,
there's no quitting, okay?
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I know that failure hurts
like a robocactus being
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jammed up your sphincter.
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But do you want to
know what hurts worse?
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Accepting failure,
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because when you accept failure,
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you are giving up on
yourself and your team.
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Okay, we are not going
to accept failure.
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And we are not going to let
that mound of gristle over there
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tell us that we
can't get backstage.
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We are going to get back up,
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we are going to
dust off our clits,
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and we are going to
complete this mission,
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so who's with me?
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‐Yes, me. ‐Yeah!
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I guess.
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‐Barry. ‐.
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What's your plan?
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Um, I don't know.
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Finish this and then
humiliate myself
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in front of some women?
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Barry, you need to go
get that AOL application
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and apply for that job.
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How did you know about that?
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I went through your garbage.
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‐You went‐‐
‐lt's something I do.
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But there's no money
in that, man, I mean,
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what, it's like stock options.
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What am I‐‐what good's
that going to do for me?
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Barry, I have to go,
but listen to me
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and listen good.
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You need to apply for that job,
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take those options,
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and get the fuck out before 4.0.
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Trust me.
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Hey, guys, what's going on?
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Okay, so here's the thing.
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I gotta head, but
I also gotta say
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that I like what I'm seeing.
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You were just the
most beautiful thing.
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You have, like,
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the smoothest skin
I've ever seen.
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Your skin is like that
of an angel's bottom.
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‐Thanks! ‐‐.
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Have you ever just
been in a moment where
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time just freezes
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and everything seems perfect?
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It's his first
time doing nitrous.
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‐ ‐lt is.
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It's not the nitrous
talking, though, my friend.
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You two are perfect.
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What about me?
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Yeah, you're‐‐you're fine.
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But this one, Gabey,
this one right here,
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this is the kind of woman
you have to hang on to
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and never, never let go of.
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The kind of woman that
could change your life.
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Okay, all right,
I got a boat to catch.
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Joosh out!
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Man.
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I like boats.
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Okay.
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Maybe I could change your life.
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Hey!
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Load‐in was two hours ago.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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This is where our paths diverge.
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What?
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What the hell's going on here?
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Run... you fools.
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Get 'em.
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I'm coming for you, Wolf.
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And this, this‐‐not happening.
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No way, a little too smart
to fall into that old trap.
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Now, you need to come with
me, young lady, come on.
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‐Jesus, chill out, spaz.
‐Yes, that's more like it.
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I'm repulsive I'm a spaz, okay?
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No.
264
00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:29,624
No, she's touching his forearm!
265
00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:31,835
Shit, what have I done?
266
00:11:31,836 --> 00:11:33,628
My god.
267
00:11:33,629 --> 00:11:35,630
Those two are so cute.
268
00:11:35,631 --> 00:11:38,050
Bet that's the last we're
seeing of them tonight.
269
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,012
Shit, I'm Back to
the Futuring myself!
270
00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:42,972
Come on.
271
00:11:42,973 --> 00:11:44,014
Hey, sorry to interrupt.
272
00:11:44,015 --> 00:11:45,682
Gabe, can I just steal
you for a second?
273
00:11:45,683 --> 00:11:46,892
I'm actually kind of in
the middle of a thing.
274
00:11:46,893 --> 00:11:50,145
That's okay, come on,
just one quick moment.
275
00:11:50,146 --> 00:11:51,063
Okay.
276
00:11:51,064 --> 00:11:52,939
So I know that we just met
277
00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:54,107
and this might seem a
little bit weird to you,
278
00:11:54,108 --> 00:11:55,817
but trust me, I'm
really, really good
279
00:11:55,818 --> 00:11:56,902
with these kinds of things.
280
00:11:56,903 --> 00:11:57,986
We were just talking,
281
00:11:57,987 --> 00:12:01,907
and I think that you two
would be a dream together.
282
00:12:01,908 --> 00:12:03,742
You'd be perfect, okay?
283
00:12:03,743 --> 00:12:05,827
I don't know if it's, like,
your energies or your vibes
284
00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:07,746
or something, but it's...
285
00:12:07,747 --> 00:12:10,832
it's like a romance
written in the stars.
286
00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:12,000
Hey, man, they're all the same
287
00:12:12,001 --> 00:12:13,168
when you're finger blasting
them in the laundry room.
288
00:12:13,169 --> 00:12:14,586
My God, Dad, no.
289
00:12:14,587 --> 00:12:16,671
‐Doing the big one in the‐‐
‐Stop, stop, please!
290
00:12:16,672 --> 00:12:19,007
Okay, you just went from
the stars to the gutter.
291
00:12:19,008 --> 00:12:20,842
She's a lady,
treat her like one.
292
00:12:20,843 --> 00:12:22,010
Come on.
293
00:12:22,011 --> 00:12:23,888
Did you call me "Dad"?
294
00:12:38,069 --> 00:12:39,986
No, I changed my mind, Markita.
295
00:12:39,987 --> 00:12:41,948
Let's go ahead and
frost these tips.
296
00:12:45,993 --> 00:12:47,827
It's you.
297
00:12:47,828 --> 00:12:49,704
‐How'd you get in?
‐How'd you get in?
298
00:12:49,705 --> 00:12:52,874
Let's just say doors have
been opening for me lately.
299
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:55,001
Don't even have to
blow them up anymore.
300
00:12:55,002 --> 00:12:56,878
So you're just going to
301
00:12:56,879 --> 00:13:01,007
throw away the future
of humanity, for what?
302
00:13:01,008 --> 00:13:03,928
Some... sea bugs?
303
00:13:05,054 --> 00:13:07,764
Those are Santa Barbara
spot prawns!
304
00:13:07,765 --> 00:13:09,392
They're seasonal.
305
00:13:11,018 --> 00:13:13,228
I'm done taking orders.
306
00:13:13,229 --> 00:13:16,815
I'm not giving you an order.
307
00:13:16,816 --> 00:13:19,025
There's no more orders, Wolf.
308
00:13:19,026 --> 00:13:20,902
No more team.
309
00:13:20,903 --> 00:13:23,780
No more chain of command.
310
00:13:23,781 --> 00:13:25,157
No more Resistance.
311
00:13:29,245 --> 00:13:30,954
What's your deal, Joosh?
312
00:13:30,955 --> 00:13:33,999
You've eaten, like,
a lot of cupcakes.
313
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,792
You pulled me away
from that cute guy
314
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:38,044
and now you won't
even talk to me.
315
00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:39,295
I'm sorry, okay?
316
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,673
I've just got a lot
on my mind right now.
317
00:13:41,674 --> 00:13:44,676
I almost just fucked
up something major,
318
00:13:44,677 --> 00:13:47,095
and I can't leave here
until I make sure it's okay.
319
00:13:47,096 --> 00:13:50,098
Why are you so
obsessed with them?
320
00:13:50,099 --> 00:13:51,266
Isn't it obvious?
321
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:53,810
I mean, look at how
they look at each other.
322
00:13:53,811 --> 00:13:55,854
How they laugh at
each other's dumb jokes,
323
00:13:55,855 --> 00:14:00,942
how they look past each
other's many, many flaws.
324
00:14:00,943 --> 00:14:02,193
They're in love.
325
00:14:02,194 --> 00:14:04,779
Beautiful, beautiful pure love.
326
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:07,907
You can tell all of that?
327
00:14:07,908 --> 00:14:09,492
That's so sweet, Joosh.
328
00:14:09,493 --> 00:14:12,078
And let's be honest.
329
00:14:12,079 --> 00:14:15,081
You are way too cool for Gabe.
330
00:14:15,082 --> 00:14:17,000
‐ ‐You are.
331
00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:20,211
I mean, look at you, you
got like 30 bracelets here,
332
00:14:20,212 --> 00:14:25,091
you got like nine different
necklaces around your neck.
333
00:14:25,092 --> 00:14:27,469
You would eat him alive.
334
00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:30,222
Okay, he could not handle you.
335
00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:35,019
Can you?
336
00:14:36,937 --> 00:14:40,065
Throwing our lives away is not
going to bring our team back.
337
00:14:40,066 --> 00:14:44,152
Yeah, it is.
338
00:14:44,153 --> 00:14:45,820
If we succeed,
339
00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:48,823
we go back to the future,
the Biotics don't exist,
340
00:14:48,824 --> 00:14:50,992
and our team is still alive.
341
00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:51,993
Maybe.
342
00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:54,162
As different people
who don't know us
343
00:14:54,163 --> 00:14:55,330
or what we did,
344
00:14:55,331 --> 00:14:57,706
don't know the hell
they could've lived in.
345
00:14:57,707 --> 00:14:59,959
We'd be strangers in
a world we don't know
346
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,835
or understand.
347
00:15:01,836 --> 00:15:04,255
That's the sacrifice
we signed up for.
348
00:15:08,843 --> 00:15:12,054
And yeah...
349
00:15:12,055 --> 00:15:14,014
maybe no one would know.
350
00:15:14,015 --> 00:15:15,891
But I'll know.
351
00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:17,851
And you'll know.
352
00:15:17,852 --> 00:15:20,020
And we'll have each other.
353
00:15:20,021 --> 00:15:22,023
That's enough for me.
354
00:15:30,991 --> 00:15:33,201
It's not enough for me.
355
00:15:34,285 --> 00:15:36,912
Wolf, let me out of here!
356
00:15:36,913 --> 00:15:40,040
You're going to
thank me for this.
357
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,917
Wolf, Wolf!
358
00:15:41,918 --> 00:15:43,335
What the fuck are you doing?
359
00:15:43,336 --> 00:15:45,254
What I should have
done a long time ago:
360
00:15:45,255 --> 00:15:47,132
Destroying the TTD.
361
00:15:51,261 --> 00:15:53,053
I really‐‐I have to go.
362
00:15:53,054 --> 00:15:55,264
‐No, Joosh... ‐I can't.
363
00:15:55,265 --> 00:15:58,100
‐Just stay for a little bit.
‐Big things...
364
00:15:58,101 --> 00:15:59,268
Big things I have to go do,
365
00:15:59,269 --> 00:16:01,228
big things I have to go do.
366
00:16:01,229 --> 00:16:02,354
God.
367
00:16:02,355 --> 00:16:05,482
Looks like the yule log in
your pants want you to stay.
368
00:16:05,483 --> 00:16:06,859
Holy shit!
369
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:09,069
You've got to let me
at least see this thing.
370
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:11,071
My God!
371
00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:12,406
Yeah, Wolf!
372
00:16:12,407 --> 00:16:15,075
Wolf, is that what you call it?
373
00:16:15,076 --> 00:16:18,121
No, it's like another thing.
374
00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:20,414
Well, I like it.
375
00:16:20,415 --> 00:16:21,832
Thanks.
376
00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,125
I'm getting
a little lightheaded,
377
00:16:23,126 --> 00:16:26,087
all the blood is like,
gonna go, that's a lot of‐‐.
378
00:16:27,047 --> 00:16:29,089
Looking a little wobbly there.
379
00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:33,053
Maybe you want to
grab on to these.
380
00:16:35,096 --> 00:16:36,805
Hachi machi.
381
00:16:36,806 --> 00:16:41,310
So you ask the same question,
you get two different answers.
382
00:16:41,311 --> 00:16:42,853
Magic?
383
00:16:42,854 --> 00:16:43,813
I think not.
384
00:16:43,814 --> 00:16:47,149
Wow, you've given me
a lot to think about.
385
00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:48,901
Tell Diane I left.
386
00:16:48,902 --> 00:16:50,444
Vanessa, wait!
387
00:16:50,445 --> 00:16:51,987
Yes, Joosh!
388
00:16:51,988 --> 00:16:53,322
Joosh!
389
00:16:53,323 --> 00:16:56,284
‐Vanessa! ‐No, Diane.
390
00:16:59,037 --> 00:17:01,413
What?
391
00:17:01,414 --> 00:17:03,249
I'm not Vanessa, I'm Diane.
392
00:17:05,168 --> 00:17:06,293
No.
393
00:17:06,294 --> 00:17:07,461
‐No you're not. ‐Yeah.
394
00:17:07,462 --> 00:17:09,339
No, Vanessa's my friend.
395
00:17:11,174 --> 00:17:12,509
No, that would mean...
396
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:20,265
God!
397
00:17:20,266 --> 00:17:22,227
Joosh.
398
00:17:25,355 --> 00:17:26,189
God, no!
399
00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:28,233
God, what did I do?
400
00:17:33,446 --> 00:17:34,488
That's it.
401
00:17:34,489 --> 00:17:36,448
You just get it all out.
402
00:17:36,449 --> 00:17:37,991
What happened to Joosh?
403
00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:40,077
Think he had a little too much.
404
00:17:40,078 --> 00:17:42,121
Been there, buddy.
405
00:17:42,122 --> 00:17:43,206
No you haven't.
406
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,249
Can you just get his head?
407
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,584
I'll wipe him down a little bit.
408
00:17:47,585 --> 00:17:50,212
‐Up, up... ‐Okay.
409
00:17:50,213 --> 00:17:51,463
Sorry.
410
00:17:51,464 --> 00:17:53,048
There it is, yeah!
411
00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:54,883
It's pretty scary
to get sick like that
412
00:17:54,884 --> 00:17:56,051
all of a sudden?
413
00:17:56,052 --> 00:17:58,137
Yeah, you're a real trooper.
414
00:17:58,138 --> 00:17:59,888
I'm sorry I threw
up in your bedroom.
415
00:17:59,889 --> 00:18:02,350
And I instantly forgive you.
416
00:18:05,103 --> 00:18:07,146
Thanks.
417
00:18:07,147 --> 00:18:10,107
Okay, I'm feeling much better.
418
00:18:10,108 --> 00:18:11,233
‐You are? ‐Yeah, I'm just going
419
00:18:11,234 --> 00:18:12,568
to get vertical.
420
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,570
‐Okay. ‐Okay.
421
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,155
You've got some on you.
422
00:18:16,156 --> 00:18:19,241
Yeah, I think it's cupcake.
423
00:18:19,242 --> 00:18:20,409
Cupcake?
424
00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:23,537
Well, it, um, it
looks good on you.
425
00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:25,080
‐Yeah...
‐I was supposed to tell you.
426
00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:30,169
Vanessa left, so I guess that
means you'll be leaving too.
427
00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:31,045
I don't know.
428
00:18:31,046 --> 00:18:33,964
Maybe we should ask
your Magic 8‐Ball.
429
00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:36,133
Yeah‐‐yes, let's...
430
00:18:36,134 --> 00:18:37,593
Um...
431
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,052
‐ ‐
432
00:18:39,053 --> 00:18:40,971
You know, these things
are bullshit anyway.
433
00:18:40,972 --> 00:18:43,098
I say you should stay.
434
00:18:43,099 --> 00:18:45,226
Okay, then I'm staying.
435
00:18:52,484 --> 00:18:54,235
I'm coming for you, Kronish.
436
00:18:58,490 --> 00:19:01,618
I'm not dying in
this sunglass hut.
437
00:19:13,129 --> 00:19:15,339
Come with me if
you want to live.
438
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:17,467
And I mean truly live.
439
00:19:21,221 --> 00:19:23,138
Goodbye, prawns.
440
00:19:23,139 --> 00:19:25,058
Goodbye, TTD.
441
00:19:27,143 --> 00:19:28,143
No!
442
00:19:31,523 --> 00:19:33,106
Don't try and stop me.
443
00:19:33,107 --> 00:19:35,734
Are you trying
to strand us here?
444
00:19:35,735 --> 00:19:38,487
No, not the car!
445
00:19:38,488 --> 00:19:40,239
Part of you wants to
stay here, I know it.
446
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,074
Why else would you
take that DNA test?
447
00:19:42,075 --> 00:19:43,993
That was a mistake!
448
00:20:09,185 --> 00:20:11,353
I'm doing this for both of us.
449
00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:13,564
Wolf, you stupid motherfucker!
450
00:20:13,565 --> 00:20:15,525
Stand down!
451
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:33,667
Okay.
452
00:20:33,668 --> 00:20:35,377
Okay, we're here.
453
00:20:35,378 --> 00:20:38,297
Now, will you tell me
who the hell you are
454
00:20:38,298 --> 00:20:41,049
and why you are so
violently supportive
455
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:44,386
of my... homosexual lifestyle?
456
00:20:44,387 --> 00:20:45,346
You know what, Dr. K?
457
00:20:45,347 --> 00:20:47,222
I‐‐I really tried this
whole free will thing
458
00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:49,182
but it's not as
easy as it seems.
459
00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:50,767
All right, so here we are.
460
00:20:50,768 --> 00:20:52,311
Now, get on that boat.
461
00:20:52,312 --> 00:20:55,230
How do you even
know about the boat?
462
00:20:55,231 --> 00:20:56,858
That was a secret plan.
463
00:20:58,067 --> 00:20:59,234
Well, I know everything
about your secret plan.
464
00:20:59,235 --> 00:21:01,028
The Seychelles,
the conch fritters.
465
00:21:01,029 --> 00:21:02,237
Look, just trust me.
466
00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:04,406
Your life is going to be
much happier if you do that
467
00:21:04,407 --> 00:21:05,991
and don't stay
here with your wife.
468
00:21:05,992 --> 00:21:08,160
You're telling me
to throw my life away.
469
00:21:08,161 --> 00:21:09,661
No, I'm asking you
to change your life
470
00:21:09,662 --> 00:21:11,163
‐for the better.
‐What do you know?
471
00:21:11,164 --> 00:21:15,167
You have any idea what it's
like to be a gay black man
472
00:21:15,168 --> 00:21:16,418
in this world?
473
00:21:16,419 --> 00:21:17,337
Obviously, I don't.
474
00:21:17,338 --> 00:21:20,172
‐However...
‐Getting on that boat,
475
00:21:20,173 --> 00:21:22,174
I'm not just
throwing my life away,
476
00:21:22,175 --> 00:21:24,092
I'm throwing away my career,
477
00:21:24,093 --> 00:21:25,427
my social life, the church.
478
00:21:25,428 --> 00:21:26,720
Listen.
479
00:21:26,721 --> 00:21:29,431
Okay, the world is going to
get much better for gay people.
480
00:21:29,432 --> 00:21:30,474
Sort of.
481
00:21:30,475 --> 00:21:31,516
In some states.
482
00:21:31,517 --> 00:21:32,684
You're going to want
to stick to the coasts.
483
00:21:32,685 --> 00:21:34,019
But you've got a boat.
484
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:36,271
‐So that's perfect.
‐What do you know?
485
00:21:36,272 --> 00:21:38,774
You're just a
crazy man with a gun!
486
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:39,775
Help!
487
00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,652
Help, help!
488
00:21:41,653 --> 00:21:42,445
Help!
489
00:21:42,446 --> 00:21:45,280
This man is crazy, he's‐‐
490
00:21:45,281 --> 00:21:47,240
I'm not crazy!
491
00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:48,618
I'm from the future.
492
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:57,501
I swear, I can prove it to you.
493
00:21:57,502 --> 00:21:59,294
Prove it to the sandman.
494
00:21:59,295 --> 00:22:01,630
You're going to sleep.
495
00:22:01,631 --> 00:22:05,635
This... this is us, this is us.
496
00:22:11,265 --> 00:22:12,265
What?
497
00:22:12,266 --> 00:22:14,435
What is this?
498
00:22:18,356 --> 00:22:19,856
Look.
499
00:22:19,857 --> 00:22:22,275
This...
500
00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:25,320
See that photo?
501
00:22:25,321 --> 00:22:27,240
Now look behind you.
502
00:22:31,369 --> 00:22:32,411
Look.
503
00:22:32,412 --> 00:22:35,622
That photo is hanging
on the wall of your office
504
00:22:35,623 --> 00:22:37,582
in 2017.
505
00:22:37,583 --> 00:22:40,502
I know that because
I work for you.
506
00:22:40,503 --> 00:22:42,713
And I have come a very long way
507
00:22:42,714 --> 00:22:44,340
to try to save you.
508
00:23:01,816 --> 00:23:04,359
Don't make me keep
doing this to you.
509
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:07,487
I don't have any fight
left in me, Tiger.
510
00:23:07,488 --> 00:23:09,281
But I got a taste of freedom
511
00:23:09,282 --> 00:23:11,492
and there's no
coming back from that.
512
00:23:13,536 --> 00:23:16,580
I'm done.
513
00:23:16,581 --> 00:23:19,499
You can't be done, Wolf.
514
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:23,420
I'm not Wolf anymore.
515
00:23:23,421 --> 00:23:26,382
You know what my name is.
516
00:23:35,725 --> 00:23:37,643
You're going to have to kill me.
517
00:23:39,562 --> 00:23:43,148
It's Resistance law.
518
00:23:43,149 --> 00:23:45,777
The punishment for
desertion is death.
519
00:23:49,363 --> 00:23:51,823
Go ahead.
520
00:23:51,824 --> 00:23:53,618
Just do it.
521
00:24:02,418 --> 00:24:04,669
So you're telling me you've been
back and forth through time,
522
00:24:04,670 --> 00:24:08,757
courting death just
to avoid killing me.
523
00:24:08,758 --> 00:24:10,425
Yeah.
524
00:24:10,426 --> 00:24:13,553
Which is why you have
to get on that boat.
525
00:24:13,554 --> 00:24:15,347
Because if you don't,
526
00:24:15,348 --> 00:24:18,725
my colleagues will
shoot you as a baby.
527
00:24:18,726 --> 00:24:20,268
And I can't protect you.
528
00:24:20,269 --> 00:24:22,854
So my big breakthrough
was possum semen?
529
00:24:22,855 --> 00:24:23,897
Really?
530
00:24:23,898 --> 00:24:26,650
Yeah, it's magical stuff.
531
00:24:26,651 --> 00:24:28,401
Look.
532
00:24:28,402 --> 00:24:30,445
I've broken every
rule of time travel
533
00:24:30,446 --> 00:24:33,615
by telling you all of this.
534
00:24:33,616 --> 00:24:37,285
I've also broken every rule
of God and man tonight.
535
00:24:37,286 --> 00:24:41,832
So please, please
get on that boat.
536
00:24:41,833 --> 00:24:44,627
You've sacrificed
so much to get here.
537
00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:51,550
The least I could do
538
00:24:51,551 --> 00:24:53,593
is sail away with
the love of my life
539
00:24:53,594 --> 00:24:56,847
and be happy forever.
540
00:24:56,848 --> 00:24:57,973
Wow.
541
00:24:57,974 --> 00:25:00,101
Yes, thank you.
542
00:25:07,483 --> 00:25:11,695
I am feeling strong and brave.
543
00:25:11,696 --> 00:25:13,406
Strong and brave.
544
00:25:15,992 --> 00:25:17,576
By the way.
545
00:25:17,577 --> 00:25:19,578
Marigold still thinks
I'm taking out the trash.
546
00:25:19,579 --> 00:25:21,621
‐So... ‐Don't worry.
547
00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:23,874
I'll take care of it.
548
00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:26,042
Bon voyage, Dr. K.
549
00:25:26,043 --> 00:25:27,712
Bye, Josh.
550
00:25:36,721 --> 00:25:38,764
Bon voyage.
551
00:26:07,793 --> 00:26:09,669
What happened?
552
00:26:09,670 --> 00:26:11,671
Where‐‐where's Wolf?
553
00:26:11,672 --> 00:26:12,714
He's gone.
554
00:26:12,715 --> 00:26:14,799
Gone.
555
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,967
Wh‐‐what do you mean?
556
00:26:15,968 --> 00:26:17,969
He's just‐‐he's gone.
557
00:26:17,970 --> 00:26:19,596
Don't ask again.
558
00:26:19,597 --> 00:26:22,641
Holy shit.
559
00:26:22,642 --> 00:26:24,351
Are you okay?
560
00:26:24,352 --> 00:26:26,770
Did you get Kronish on the boat?
561
00:26:26,771 --> 00:26:28,104
Yeah.
562
00:26:28,105 --> 00:26:29,481
Yeah, I did.
563
00:26:29,482 --> 00:26:31,733
I think we finally
did it this time.
564
00:26:31,734 --> 00:26:32,817
Good.
565
00:26:32,818 --> 00:26:34,402
Now let's go.
566
00:26:34,403 --> 00:26:35,988
I fucking hate the '80s.
567
00:26:43,454 --> 00:26:44,830
Where'd your door go?
568
00:27:03,933 --> 00:27:05,475
Okay.
569
00:27:05,476 --> 00:27:07,936
Kronish Labs was built in 1992.
570
00:27:07,937 --> 00:27:10,772
If my plan worked and
we jump back to 2017,
571
00:27:10,773 --> 00:27:12,440
it won't be there.
572
00:27:12,441 --> 00:27:15,528
It's the only way this will
all be worth it.
573
00:27:17,988 --> 00:27:18,948
Shit.
574
00:27:18,949 --> 00:27:20,616
I forgot to tell Marigold.
575
00:27:52,857 --> 00:27:54,733
My God.
576
00:27:54,734 --> 00:27:55,775
We did it.
577
00:27:55,776 --> 00:27:56,736
It worked!
578
00:27:56,737 --> 00:27:58,194
Aha!
579
00:27:58,195 --> 00:27:59,821
Now, body part check.
580
00:27:59,822 --> 00:28:01,698
Anything changed?
581
00:28:01,699 --> 00:28:04,200
I think I am good.
582
00:28:04,201 --> 00:28:06,828
Tiger?
583
00:28:06,829 --> 00:28:07,997
Tiger?
584
00:28:13,794 --> 00:28:16,797
Any chance that's... good?
585
00:28:17,305 --> 00:28:23,179
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